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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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5 b( Y; D) n2 s# v5 c性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. " l- O- z7 {/ T
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 4 B* {* Z7 d2 ~, p# O" ~
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ' d# i; K+ n' e% K6 X1 i  d; k

9 O& U, [  U, R- @0 B! O教之道:The way of learning it ) J) d: M% ?. _2 R" R
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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" ?) V8 q) `- A# Y; @! E( k. l子不學:If you don't study hard, - s' h0 W5 I( w5 m  O5 \
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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, i7 i  E# T0 @/ i1 q! ^/ }! b竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 4 B* G! W/ e. W7 L

9 u* U' X* I$ a7 y有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 9 Y: C/ H2 }- b$ [. \

' h' I  b; w* }$ s7 p教五子 :All his five son took it 6 v$ \/ ]$ b; X2 z0 g
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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% }2 t9 Y4 |( p8 e養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 3 o' D  O4 H" ?* a
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父之過 :It is all your fault. & u* ?- D) _5 n# ?- g) ?
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ) u7 l2 }0 S$ U5 g- [3 z
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ) H. y3 |( ^6 [# K( W

, Z5 x7 C, ~& O# {, y/ I2 F' K非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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( O# {6 ]" Y( c+ x3 }1 o1 {8 u老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 1 u7 J5 k2 u# N- @  }

' p1 B% _8 d& c) h0 F玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 6 L4 [# Q  S! E/ j

& _' e: e  _5 Q& d人不學 :If you don't learn sex, : \( |& V) K! c; d; E( k) A
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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