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人之初:At the beginning of life. $ _4 Q8 @& ~0 i) s/ W# Z2 @, t& g
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. , j5 t' n3 f/ I6 P5 \# E

2 Q) K& r. Z3 _9 `& c! g8 {習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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  c0 s$ V& L1 a* a- l苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. & i# `5 v; s) y
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 0 ~% h4 l7 T4 y+ a/ `4 E: J3 Z

2 z* s9 u* ~  Y( W! g( {昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. & ~8 `+ `9 y; d+ }" Z7 F3 ^

. O( v* u1 p# D; w子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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: z, l, N3 e0 X$ ^竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ! `# ], Z; E7 U
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ( [0 j  {( v6 Q  o- _- m" E
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教五子 :All his five son took it * _! d' q9 o6 u( N* Z* o4 G
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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; c# F# `6 W2 ^2 i# a% V& h/ K父之過 :It is all your fault. 5 C$ ?0 y6 B9 z+ S% ~( Z7 ~
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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* I$ r. \& `" p) F1 P# e3 `師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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: t- f0 K% o2 j( u2 U0 H& T! m" H子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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) q7 b- d1 R  n: w非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ( Q) i9 p2 I" D2 r, T* j% r/ e" }% G
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, % F+ J# q4 G' l

/ d) ?5 I; G& m老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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. m) D+ f' K/ Y) N- `* w不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.   q7 d, @/ Y7 j( M% ~) A+ T: d! P

5 w+ V8 u9 m! L8 {8 P  g3 n9 j7 p人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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