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人之初:At the beginning of life. 5 P. s% k6 ~8 g& ^6 l

9 l: c* ^4 O; h7 r) [, A性本善:Sex is good.
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$ _7 ?2 P& J- D! p2 {! D" s% m6 q性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. : ^! g) e" J' E  E

% Q, r$ Q. r3 J; X1 o& d習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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4 P! y2 N0 T) r1 J# P- Q0 V苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. $ D: u1 g( a) X) q4 Y' g
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 2 A- @% M4 S7 l  Y% S* W

" Y4 B- {7 N" ?" T% b& z教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 3 k! s. k0 ]& q( L4 d4 S

) {: l( Q, O* w! j+ w昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 4 v0 s& Q2 D7 M6 U; y# O: ~

5 F+ P. N1 L4 `+ _- \8 Q' v擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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  V0 }; d) I% P( M子不學:If you don't study hard,
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! p+ F$ Y' ?* G斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. . \0 U- h" k8 S( k8 C  c

( N( q  w/ D+ Z) ]1 |5 T竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 8 Z" F) E0 f- w: V
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it   p6 }0 ]2 Z& ~

' h* B" _) c3 p! F名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ! j! z+ E/ w. b, W, r" S2 p

. q5 ~& k9 m4 W0 a養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, " M. [5 g; J/ m/ p# {0 X* b
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 1 l4 c$ l& k8 ]  D2 M! q6 l: @3 e
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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+ K; Y7 N+ C9 X; ^/ N師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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& M( ?! I4 F* I2 Q, {& d& W8 L幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, " `2 }' Z% K/ J2 F' m8 j( F* ]1 Z

$ E9 V. J9 g' a0 S% H老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged " T& a0 n6 p6 S! A2 ?
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, * f2 J  N! x- A; ~; I) V# N" h

1 V0 K+ K* u2 v# R5 y* p1 Z不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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' r# U) ]( L; \# O人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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