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人之初:At the beginning of life. . m# O/ k& Y* X1 T6 h1 s# S8 J
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性本善:Sex is good.
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0 y% q- Q% m5 E, t; G1 m" {. S" [性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 0 q7 [& ^8 x9 C$ ]

! ]; V0 J  a$ H8 |# r; P7 \% s9 w. A教之道:The way of learning it 0 H7 u( ?' _* y1 ]- P; q

* k/ N# g  ]) G6 `貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. : [8 l9 X9 j1 h3 D8 X& C- q

3 {8 D- Q6 |) {' a* ~' ^& ~% L昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng + L1 }) \" b7 A$ S" n
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.   i+ O: {; l- c% M! }: w

& R; B1 p# x! ~7 b子不學:If you don't study hard,   h  [+ O7 ?0 q# K$ g' f

3 C( {4 ]5 x; p& V7 V斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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% Z7 `5 ?$ a8 S# D( Q9 R7 w有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 1 I) B# y( `. |: b
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教五子 :All his five son took it 0 H4 g" V* ]& W+ V$ G6 j# G: Q

; R& n. J4 M, [* a4 b/ K名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, : o) b( c, b2 s8 Q
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 0 S  e9 c  e' B) A0 M1 C
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 4 S  z- N7 E! D$ U4 ~; W

+ ]7 H& A2 |5 [& M/ E師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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/ S! S4 @5 e3 \& x子不學 :You may refuse to study this % S8 A0 a2 z5 k* ~2 J, W  f
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ' }8 F7 Z, p- m% P( t3 I+ T  T

) a$ v9 r8 k! o" s/ [" O幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ; u) t5 b/ n% h0 X( @. y% I

- o+ O0 S* @- g7 r# P: ~3 c# G老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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! u  F% u; r/ b  v% `不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. - _/ j; n& E: {% ?
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, , o% e& X$ n+ t% k; u
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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