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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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0 `. Z- x$ p8 t性本善:Sex is good. 5 W% J6 U' q5 c
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. & u5 N# F' q. a' [5 ~

# r/ V+ [5 I3 p# E$ U' D1 T習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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4 U( T1 d7 J) l- C2 n性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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  z4 |( _( Y/ D4 [教之道:The way of learning it
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, n) r: D; M; Q5 {, U貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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! \: }" n% u0 m7 O' L  ~4 x1 t昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng : O6 I8 J+ D) P& O4 q7 x
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 5 y+ M+ j* V% f" n

8 x# m2 ~6 `2 |) f( B5 d; p子不學:If you don't study hard, - n3 G8 }7 w5 ^. b/ O" E
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 4 X$ [/ m( R* B' P5 W& o
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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$ j# O9 ]  K& e' I養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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, v0 ?- Q% h9 @! s4 D, g! C父之過 :It is all your fault. 7 ~* N6 O$ d5 U; a

  X4 N4 s% f( a: G1 e1 z教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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5 R/ \) F  |  U  O9 h師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ' v& T! Q& J7 y
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this * V& q. R0 h' E% S
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake : x& m" B6 e) C% ~% x
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ; `) H8 o  M8 w' T5 A2 X

- B# S2 E1 H0 U. z* y  p老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, * W* o' ~% B; @  l5 u; q: `) V

) x- }+ y/ X$ q" W不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. - N5 k# V7 \9 z1 q( @/ a
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, : O2 {% c' k# G5 w
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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