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人之初:At the beginning of life. , R5 |! d/ r, X) O) |

( n) u' s, ?9 n; g$ i9 ?: d( t性本善:Sex is good. ! W# O3 ?9 s# \" g

9 x2 z( M; Q  B3 [9 o  J5 x+ r性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 6 t3 H' ^2 Q4 w+ K9 q, p. {
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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$ z9 G: w0 h8 F* {4 ^3 e. b貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 8 `1 x$ y3 ]& P' l4 d
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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0 q  x2 ^# I  U擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 1 ~( ^) K8 c7 F* Y/ U5 {2 F
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 3 m7 P- n5 v! t) q$ B+ |3 ?& s
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ; y3 q" h: f/ l& x% x; V4 e

) ~2 ]( |5 p2 E有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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" n# L, l2 |1 c教五子 :All his five son took it
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& B: d4 P, q" G" w- V4 h# B名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 8 ]$ l+ c5 w7 G! R! f

5 r' L6 x1 R8 i. ~8 w養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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5 u$ E  o. U# ^5 W. M父之過 :It is all your fault.
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7 J# `3 v. i- G7 e0 W# m, h8 X教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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' \5 d. L( l! D/ X. s9 z  x, j- j師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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- R& a2 \8 n7 L5 N* F: c子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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0 l4 I7 l8 d3 A' E& d5 W3 c9 R幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, " n7 N. ^6 _5 l& u8 B4 Y

$ _# D0 Q& k- P$ s$ a! b; l+ I5 }老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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: |# g" w( y* l9 I+ z9 r: s7 W不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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  L! M! n8 F. A, F) P人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 2 |5 m! \0 B2 |
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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