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人之初:At the beginning of life. 7 H* u' l) `/ V, r9 ?# ?$ b* E+ C

6 P; H' k( X9 d0 O4 _! L% p1 h; G性本善:Sex is good. * c& o9 C, I' P/ Y3 X3 x
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. : H4 X8 Y! Q0 d

! X' |. b% l7 E/ n7 {: u5 [習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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' ^& `* n4 S; \# R  [$ G4 o苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it & ?  H7 o/ B( ^- ^; P$ p) q6 x1 W
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ' X; P; o  l5 @2 W" U/ q% ]
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 0 P/ h3 D- [) p( S

( ~! j' r6 _/ h( A1 m1 B% y擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. $ c) E# d3 J% @7 h
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 9 y( A# n- N  l3 H+ \- {7 w2 W
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 3 f+ O% `; P7 Q- ~* }- A

0 I1 B1 _1 R5 ]4 g6 _有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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# l+ `0 H2 P, Z/ Z0 C教五子 :All his five son took it - O/ {$ J: e, O! ]  l' g

. n0 _& @- t1 y8 v  K: \' t* K名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.   }4 W% H1 `, N& g3 g$ p

( G7 j. m- U5 a- l" `2 b養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, . ], T) Y/ ^' I# s9 E
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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2 E( }# G( w, M- g子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 0 [8 c+ V  E' P4 S; z$ o% c  C

: P, b% t1 ?. r幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged / }* I1 `0 ~' I+ f$ Y5 U4 D  f! w

2 I) q# d- j& H7 b% o: \3 h玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 3 o+ N! R2 _+ r5 |! ?* e: e

3 M3 r( e1 ^" y! `4 q4 k不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 8 M) s$ @; D* E! \$ {0 P& W

4 d8 }6 i4 O  |& v" K7 S7 ^3 _人不學 :If you don't learn sex, . L. \, z) c, w+ t/ K2 k. V  S/ b

' R& U* W) y1 m( J& H不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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