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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 0 r  }+ s/ H% {2 `  L
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 5 Z  l7 m1 u1 I  z- h  C$ ~9 o9 H& y6 k

7 G  r/ Y$ G7 h8 c% x2 U' Q苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. . {" j1 T) R" R! _
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. # m7 c, u/ {# @9 \- ]* W+ E

" R) P- J4 N1 S* `+ a7 a教之道:The way of learning it ) c0 T- y5 s) i& L( L. c* m# ~9 v
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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6 R  ^# m" t+ Z. R' S; E% i擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 4 J: R+ e+ ]  L- b8 e. _

" E5 \" j8 T. B2 r+ {6 K6 w斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. # `( V! J2 T" d3 m% R% m

; ]5 D/ ?$ d: K( _; ]竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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# o! U$ [2 E1 p有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine   n- W$ \; \) z2 d1 q

7 Q& W* H5 I& W教五子 :All his five son took it - R9 H$ Q+ L$ \, |! |6 I1 v7 A1 w

9 z1 b" D  t, I* o( j5 }$ K名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ) I, v2 A* U2 u& v

: G  K! `/ U, U" q5 q5 X& {: g養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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  W( `: F% u4 T$ z5 V4 s) A教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, / U; U1 v4 C" s* p
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. : X7 W+ ^. m& y" M% y

  {4 v8 A- v% q- G* o7 U* |子不學 :You may refuse to study this 9 t8 L- j, ]0 J" w& W" O

3 J5 ~) e, x: f7 c; U# Z非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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8 [! s0 m2 {' T9 H* S+ l幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ; O# c7 I- i( P, X# B' w3 V' M
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 9 [! h6 V/ Q$ j- \, u5 E
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, , _$ F8 `+ r) d1 u* E

" E( O% m( M/ H9 |; c不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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: ^9 V3 D$ T) l; r* U& y人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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8 g) ~; t1 s6 d8 r不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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