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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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( B: p- @* r7 q7 T/ z性本善:Sex is good.
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, t6 q# p6 T$ _+ ]3 S. A( f性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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7 v! S1 o  O; y' Q, o+ B: e( Z習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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5 `* n6 w% Z$ A+ d6 }7 |性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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3 `0 |) s$ Y6 S6 w! E( J教之道:The way of learning it
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( Y& `! @, s1 z' U, q貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ' U- C/ {9 C5 w+ ~; ~

1 t0 Q1 ?, ^8 u" V7 {( Q! z6 {昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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* b$ N8 m+ L% a5 k斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 8 x' U8 _, d5 J& h% s# d5 x

( g& N% W5 D8 n  S" k竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous # @, G+ h% |+ G
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ; J2 O8 s; z% H: l* a& T8 x& d
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教五子 :All his five son took it + \2 }  K8 l4 T1 M, G3 [( w: n

3 O9 R5 v8 v- N# M' u名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 4 r5 C1 h8 p+ _$ P; ^% Z
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父之過 :It is all your fault. % r( \" L" I% ]0 g
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, % I3 \4 }0 p, e1 z- L& A$ q

7 @* N9 a6 P7 k* ]7 i% i師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 7 `. c% j+ E' f" F
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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. \+ x/ k* E' |1 s- c2 g老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged , F1 r4 }' J7 ^) z/ k3 Z

, R( s) b8 D1 U' G玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, $ ^0 s% m# u& p/ Z5 u

4 K6 w: Y3 U( R) H/ c3 E0 H不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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8 b/ [& K$ g1 U3 w- O3 I; l人不學 :If you don't learn sex, . \% g* o8 T# t  x

6 {$ r) V0 \1 j6 K  R不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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