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發表於 2005-5-13 11:49 PM
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Originally posted by ilove---you at 2005-5-12 06:21 PM:# U! P$ [% v& N! j4 d
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But the banknote is so hard and it will scratch you a-hole wor!
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My method at public toilets:
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If my 'deposit' are 'hard' on that instance, I would first put my left and right hand on the respective halves of my ass...pull it sideways to test if there are residues leftover or not. When clear, I would rub the two halves gently until I feel the touching points of both sides are dry. I would pull my pants back on and head to a place for tissue ASAP.
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$ S Y, A8 H3 f0 E' B/ O3 dIn the case of a wet deposit. The steps are similiar but I would pull the gap open so it can dry up faster. ) K) k$ Q" w7 K
2 `; @; |& D# g( B; sOne word of caution: never pull too hard with you hands.... |
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