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發表於 2005-5-13 11:49 PM
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Originally posted by ilove---you at 2005-5-12 06:21 PM:; N/ G1 N: N! m4 O- }
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You must be loaded with $.( P- j2 ]9 d/ q7 \; t& g! o
But the banknote is so hard and it will scratch you a-hole wor!
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My method at public toilets:
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If my 'deposit' are 'hard' on that instance, I would first put my left and right hand on the respective halves of my ass...pull it sideways to test if there are residues leftover or not. When clear, I would rub the two halves gently until I feel the touching points of both sides are dry. I would pull my pants back on and head to a place for tissue ASAP. P+ l6 W5 e! j3 x: {: |: \' K9 \) l
4 F4 C, I* {1 wIn the case of a wet deposit. The steps are similiar but I would pull the gap open so it can dry up faster.
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One word of caution: never pull too hard with you hands.... |
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