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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ 5 I5 m, ?: r3 ]7 o. T
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, l9 r9 E4 n( A7 S# u8 H* l+ _（轉）港式英語 7 ~+ p- ~) I+ Q4 U- c4 R
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 - U: F% E* b' d# I+ ]
# f! y7 K: @& F+ L L8 JPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 4 _4 W; w( S, g6 h
: |+ x' O4 P3 k- B. f; WI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 8 `1 Y) U J3 M! T
: ]; [: I# ^% k/ ~" IYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 5 e" c8 P8 ~/ \4 D
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ & g% V& ^4 Q) g
3 F2 A) ?; w; d8 L8 EIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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! c" z& e6 r$ `$ i8 j. W2 QFish skin~魚皮 。 E2 R4 {+ B% T0 i
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Fall on a street@@ 。 9 e/ z j/ f1 m- [
$ y( h" n5 B3 h. p& `3 B. V, C$ rfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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" U# c5 M8 d8 b5 y* \) m# t% a, jMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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" H+ Q2 @; U% B# f1 [I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ' n: y9 G3 k3 ]% B+ _1 A7 A6 k0 K
我吹雞打你班友 。 ; k/ s& e0 y5 I4 ~" Z
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 & E" b' b9 \1 P5 y# t
' q# O: V( @. K+ N9 Q0 y"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
) {3 r9 K. L$ R8 z) C7 l5 L: l4 s點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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! p3 Z+ S( `( r" h% ]You see road carefully你小心睇路。 / y, W9 U5 [) `, d8 q7 T, G; ^
( K2 D& N7 G; l- ~. zYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 F% Z+ g7 o0 L& a4 y
, a7 k* }+ W2 P8 M, R4 hYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 # u3 P: z0 a. u4 P! U8 b5 N
% k3 E3 ~& G$ g, g" h8 L ~- ePeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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( o8 h: `2 z: W( J$ SAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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* N; ^2 l4 r BYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 " \+ D8 P! Q1 J0 J
' N$ m7 i0 x4 e0 u% J3 ~( N/ bHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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p# ?; y7 A' F/ C' k! ~; HWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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/ R) r. [; V+ k4 G" y5 bDo you big me?你大我呀? 5 e) t. i7 @- B% O; F) q7 z( A& M
2 c' J5 d: h1 [! p3 M" rZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ; g; \6 q" C$ H2 W
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Cut girl 界女
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* s' x0 R6 y0 q; C' nThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 0 g; p/ T' w& H! y2 K
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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" M7 ^, u! g/ r* C( D/ j( F) F* q" qCollect father收爹
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# l. H+ ]4 J. P' p$ G* fYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ ' K8 ^! o" D' \$ e1 \
; ~& r8 e/ w" uDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 0 u9 l" d0 A3 S/ u7 t2 q/ t& l/ h, I
" V5 F# n+ n6 D& X) c1 iLaugh die me.笑死我。
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9 w9 c0 {( X0 T/ @You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ( b8 w; \8 R0 H6 N; ?
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ) U% f' S5 [% H4 y1 h. D
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 3 i# X; v$ r% m) {
3 C( g2 [; }. D$ @You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
0 M+ R- L. h1 e7 I! g; s. L* R7 R你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ ( G* a1 J9 D3 S$ b3 g0 {; L
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Eight woman八婆 % y. |9 w; F% U* B6 H
% l! |. y* ~+ cEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 & t; J6 `$ y# I# I3 e2 S0 o( p
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Black son黑仔
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5 t2 T$ c n- s9 h1 [2 S" iToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 1 P1 r) v. y- d( }
2 B {/ j6 J/ f) C* e( [; wWear grass著草
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3 J2 W" M/ N0 cI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 9 K" c* e5 R9 g8 q+ x7 i2 @
8 h/ l" x, n% Z, h6 @0 fI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 2 y5 b1 T; P2 m% D
( W1 _! a8 X! x* w! XA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 $ x4 r% H) p% h1 F: `
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Good mother.好娘 / o6 W6 z* T3 t+ r
" j6 ^' E6 A% O' Z9 A1 j0 `6 H: VYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 : D- Q( Z, G- {' U4 Y6 W( w- U
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 5 @1 F. t! j) g! T6 V3 A$ s
, b9 B" b- N- ~8 T& bA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 , H0 v& s9 h' z* B f
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ) @$ ]( L3 n4 Q3 S
$ g" r( C. g. }1 Y1 C, QMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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# R: N- P& L; I% \5 F; O WA dragon service.一條龍服務
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5 T0 {/ `* k$ K8 jHold hold water.楂楂水 2 O4 L9 H/ v3 u
( ]7 K) q) M4 _. MPump water.抽水 " I: z( B, ^. B+ B. I. B0 `/ Y
+ I# P4 _: T; M3 g% OTwo hit six.二打六 - I, e0 x d2 M2 S2 g* y
/ {1 H+ ~ S0 @. VTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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