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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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2 c0 s7 ?' Z- f3 K) i; u5 vPiano piano green 琴琴青 1 E( v" }7 I- @- g
5 u5 R b2 I4 y5 ~Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 + {- G! V$ z/ ^
4 Z5 f1 M1 S, q% J/ |I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 1 I% O! e4 ^9 ~; {( {/ P
4 T& [ D: H4 z0 h7 F2 k4 vYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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1 D$ h+ N4 S: H k0 ]& c: a5 b! uIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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+ D& B$ {4 D n9 l* b ]Fall on a street@@ 。 0 {8 [# C5 s; t
3 ~4 |" @% d9 I8 {$ H3 i2 Y+ ofall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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0 ?! `* Q4 X+ ~6 H$ x$ `- iMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 2 ^; k) a- Y1 V$ x) o
0 ]4 n* N: b2 SBlow chicken吹雞 . ?* {* t5 _/ E$ n& k" O8 M9 g
# H0 h3 d. t/ V* v6 p C* J5 CI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
% Q2 E3 j' b9 a; e# x6 Z& H我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ) l' d; d% N: ?0 X( N) c9 g
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Face green green臉青青 。
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0 x# y) g' f3 Q U% t. ]"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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1 X; T7 l8 w3 Q" A5 G& JYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 0 R" F y+ [7 l, P
( Q- r3 u5 T5 U1 G; t; \2 D$ F- jPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 ' J0 i4 q) c. u3 B
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? & ?! @* n& d' }# L
/ \# E0 ]4 {5 N1 R9 ^Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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, a r' P) u' O9 q7 F3 p& `; MHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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7 ?4 x2 C+ i7 e# v4 [) \' LWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 3 z' `% a6 } O# U5 o! D
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 4 w% a+ `" }* q; y+ m; o
" X( s3 O6 e/ k/ F$ [6 bDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 " D* e, x) I" k/ H5 P) A
3 u8 k" _9 P! w. f; VDo the world做世界 。
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/ r% B( ]; I: j$ ^9 E4 c% f2 [+ kBig tea rice大茶飯 。 , F/ c' r& w' d" d5 n7 L; I$ N! S5 l
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 5 m. S0 \! f: W6 F; B5 Q7 W
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 4 `# g# N5 u v' o2 n5 y9 T
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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! m* j+ s' k) ]' r* EDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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3 v1 v; w3 x* `, FLaugh die me.笑死我。
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- f) l0 R: c1 dYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 " T, y: X8 C9 F) B7 }6 ^: V- O4 g
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 5 R M2 c# \; B9 I) z% V6 T7 O
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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3 \: j! `; a7 Q8 I) n& hEight woman八婆
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2 n3 {+ u+ w6 j/ |; L' S0 e. zEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 6 l( U1 l2 Q2 F; t4 W. [- y
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King eight egg.王八蛋 : K4 c+ ~" R7 Y; r1 s& ]
7 x$ |8 _9 q+ gBlack son黑仔 ' R" |0 w% `9 l+ c% e
* w, ?* F; Z' V5 R& qToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草 . ?0 O, i, H* Q K, }$ [8 C
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 2 H, n& w) ~; d" Z
! Y5 o% A/ N @I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! . X* @3 \& ]* W$ W( ^/ l
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High hand.高手 ! c1 X4 l1 a$ i' {4 M& G& Y
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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0 J; w$ c' n" b9 _* BTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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! Y0 `1 n0 M1 ^5 o9 rGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! # [7 S' T* v$ @) a/ O5 m1 ]
0 T- V) Z; s5 D- z+ iOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 ' H2 G/ e5 N; T
+ o+ H& a D7 c- N6 JWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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$ @" t4 i% c. H, WA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ( h2 D/ A! q I/ ]# Z+ e K
5 |, [5 Y0 C M( T: {0 [A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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4 v7 H. |- F7 b, x, j; JPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 4 X2 ~! G: S, S' o/ B8 B! b8 F& Q
* \2 w6 R" D5 c' xTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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