港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~. G, q0 w$ O) m* U

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1 B: \9 m! E+ \7 b' _（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 4 h% ?% \2 R9 n3 R9 U. T5 ^
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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, K( s: |) w! T$ O6 XI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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$ k5 r( }$ P; P4 x6 O6 G, ZYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ : j: [" f4 ~1 R6 }* `, X! O

9 o+ j. R9 [! b5 e5 E3 QIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ - D- f4 P" |2 s: Q% _4 B

: J7 S3 P+ ?& P8 b+ tFish skin~魚皮 。 4 `" M) o' d7 m0 c3 g* H

$ R  j, y2 ^7 k( _Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
. c" z/ D: P' u8 s/ \1 P我吹雞打你班友 。 ' C6 l9 _5 ^8 ]  x5 E

( t; {4 |2 O* m  o  k7 `1 MStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 2 a& D; I$ S2 z( |! f" `. j
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 8 X+ ?2 |2 q( ]0 v
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 / B) X1 [" c  J$ }- C) X% c

- h4 t3 ]9 s0 F/ s8 BYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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* e1 N; L3 @4 X& @5 j2 D* TYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 . l! R, f9 Q& ?* z8 w
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ' l% m6 M4 ^$ x- c6 F

# H  d6 q& [7 JPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 . |2 I, f- V5 v% V! Z3 H
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ) b# K6 u; O0 `$ c

( w% b! N5 O$ X5 c! P3 MEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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3 e. Y  B7 d. m' \How senior are you?你算老幾? ' @  s) @; j& }. l) q( y1 |, V3 s

0 r% @' W+ i+ v) zWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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2 p( E! z6 C. U7 Q! u; ?1 q, TDo you big me?你大我呀?
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: @+ _2 C1 A) x4 |# \  e8 N3 UZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 " A+ }4 [4 e  a& t

5 L$ B2 l0 E. R4 HBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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+ ?/ `- U5 ]8 G) U( ~What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? , L# Q' y7 l1 Z( h% a+ I

; n" u2 ]# o4 j$ t; N' ]0 @' U6 ?Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ( L2 |' C. Z2 b6 T
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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6 E9 h, K% Z4 yI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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8 ~) c/ N( H* g1 t. m) S) H! rCollect father收爹 * d, S, m* a$ L  c: Q

( j8 u8 g. h% ]You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ / h* q4 H) P+ S1 }4 k/ f( p
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? " s- }8 O! d5 b

, u* ]7 {- x. ^/ v5 I% I- ?Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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/ y/ N9 g& D# H( HHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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6 W* X/ l9 \1 |+ kYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. & w, j3 \- T% B8 s- @  u
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ ; ~: V' f8 {# E9 S% G# `0 E

  j+ K- b0 q& XEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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. f# Y2 a! d4 S) u% lKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草 / U. q- f: N# W+ W: {% i4 I

# }2 I9 x+ L; d7 c" y) y2 v' \, lI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 6 `! _) g0 z; {- ~

0 d% e, h5 f- L4 ?/ }5 II fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 7 b- D7 \2 d$ g! K
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 / W+ ]* J- [+ G

: Y* ]: o# F: X- B! b- CGood mother.好娘
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! p6 D! v0 s0 t" o" E" D9 l: qYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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5 }# L% e% R, D' ]Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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4 a, K: }( V4 g. ?( W4 MWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 - j) a. }# d# C- c! a# j

* T+ a9 I: [1 }, a4 K% O, l! k$ kMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 ( G, b- g# W% p- v+ Y4 B+ |0 d  s  Y
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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- v+ v5 b. M4 V6 J7 e  BHold hold water.楂楂水 $ Y+ }2 q: c! i% r- D4 B

$ x# o7 L' D7 y% ]5 S9 \! Z  v7 A, sPump water.抽水 ! D' }4 U  ?; O5 z9 W3 I- X
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Two hit six.二打六 " ?! y6 s% H# r& J0 {% g

) j( z6 N- l6 G4 |  ZTwo five boy.二五仔

hkcchk

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

architect

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳# r2 O) s4 p, x$ U
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:% \/ o2 p% c3 z
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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$ i5 A" ^& z" ~/ p% {d人係連inner都唔識...
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tkc314

之前睇過啦..
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好無聊下
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Killer111

呢d野﹐可以自創。0 n& k: I2 ]# j+ S1 F
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good rope 好索

奇

有d以前睇過
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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123

so many ppl like that

tonyw

>If you have enough ginger' P/ Q8 z0 g  C' ^: T- p

9 |5 P2 T% n& F我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady

oh , thanks !
$ p( |% v: d0 _! \, P* ]i very need it !!!