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(轉)港式英語
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& `8 u3 r" A* Q. q5 oPiano piano green 琴琴青
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1 f1 K* o( W8 U9 Z2 s- FPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 5 ]# _7 ~( e6 E2 g8 x
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 8 {2 `! d% L0 `( D, `  \, c
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? , s6 O( {6 j9 ~2 I$ |6 X# R' X/ _# I

* |0 A5 x. D& y% H  J9 E$ C/ s! jI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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4 V% x  Q& z4 q6 ~' Z) WIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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0 h! }& u! t$ K' M+ O. ]9 gFish skin~魚皮 。 . w/ \- Y+ L* y' t( K% g5 v: S/ a
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 7 H$ ^# E9 {$ C+ G# R2 r: J

) ]7 X! B) {  }9 OBlow water吹水2 P. |3 T8 J$ t' z4 l

* `7 Y' Z0 u3 J$ [: y9 ]( \" PMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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* X" [- c# B$ F) ?; A' B, H1 bBlow chicken吹雞 ) ]  P  `# M; g& ]% w9 T3 X9 r2 \( V' ~* L- v

8 X" F, a; J" Y2 E( [I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 8 G- u2 _- E1 u  N2 b
我吹雞打你班友 。
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. t! l/ j& C$ I+ oStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ' j, V5 ~& B$ f4 z/ b. H

/ j0 g  @5 v- ^! w$ d( N( {Face green green臉青青 。 6 ], _0 d0 n: W4 {# M8 R
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
' O+ h7 @$ X9 `% d8 D0 d' W- s0 L點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 % R6 c6 e* M9 S) C
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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4 o$ e1 I; u4 F0 }& a+ {; ?You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ! a/ [( `, x, D$ V& d) T: v; y

8 ^* I& {- b! w8 HYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 # y& W0 q) `5 J8 Z. b! L: h
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 6 l' k- I& ^) _5 d0 s5 G$ K  h0 D

" S3 @" d9 O2 X2 L  @8 t6 v$ `Eat banana食蕉 ; o! b' k1 Z0 @, _. |5 z6 {$ a
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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8 z. N; j5 J' b: O6 |3 v" e7 DHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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4 I& [3 R0 R8 ?. ]# e0 |7 zWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 9 H6 l9 P5 H6 h( k! f. S- d6 K

+ }: g: P! B7 v2 MDo you big me?你大我呀? 7 U7 E" }$ N$ U+ O, L, ~
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 8 ~% x- t! I# i& ?1 e" y
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Do the world做世界 。 . }- v% D, {- z8 B2 ~2 f
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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# @6 u& O; V/ \+ {' S5 m9 ?What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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3 ?5 ?8 j, D& g& P1 z' ^7 x) QCut girl 界女 ( r" Z1 W5 k5 U8 ?# f' }
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 5 Z* ]( u! g, |* }. C% Z, b

' H5 ]( j3 @* S7 k2 sCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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: I/ v, o- X1 o0 ]" |I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 9 }+ H1 V- k. s% v6 Z+ h

+ w4 P# v1 M& Y4 c6 YYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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( e" P4 Y5 |' b( ~1 @' QDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 : L5 {2 Q' |) e3 E% g: L0 R% }2 }) [
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ' X7 t. m6 G: l4 ]  P+ W  p2 }* e
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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9 O" O7 R. Z, D* }# b9 eHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 5 s8 M- @3 A1 M1 w( G

" B7 O, G8 Q* u+ o" }# cYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. : ?6 G; Z' j4 I8 e
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! , p3 q) ^1 a$ B6 `' x

( z5 t/ F- c% vEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 9 l% K- a  u) h9 [- z7 a( b

% h0 F# j" k# X. n  w6 m$ g0 ?- nKing eight egg.王八蛋
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# f% ^: S4 E8 S. pBlack son黑仔 1 {# Y; U4 a! z7 @/ U( w7 i

4 k0 Z+ @- B9 {6 S. y- `Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!   y# g) t5 T6 `

$ C& B) b) I# \Wear grass著草
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+ _6 j+ S9 G* C6 Y4 iI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 7 p5 A7 p: |" }  j, O  F2 V
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High hand.高手 5 U1 U& _- q* O0 {
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 - J9 w" r! ]" W; S' o) ]

7 @$ E6 C' C; G2 O4 ^$ tTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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3 ?( K8 V5 T' fYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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$ X# N& \. A, d4 T0 WOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 # b/ Q7 q) `7 I1 F8 e

: V% e. J% h. Y+ N6 {What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 9 Z; i  U9 e! L2 J) ^# z0 H

# U& L, a# h* Z% F, M7 N( s; GA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 " \% J4 y+ U0 q! ]( O/ f
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 - r* p0 c! {% Z+ Z' _* O! U

3 E" r0 ~  g. c1 H% rHold hold water.楂楂水
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$ K; ~9 N$ q( M9 G* PPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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5 |/ T% l9 d+ Lyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
0 f" a- }0 G: k7 _. F7 lI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:/ i$ _# u; r, s4 s! @2 B% f4 o, r& [
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2 W# W$ D8 k/ Iyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
! w3 c, v5 M5 d  C9 w  ?2 J5 k+ _I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
, v- ?# ^9 }/ w# K! B! q) L6 _, ?d人係連inner都唔識...3 ~8 w" \. b' B# s/ Y3 c0 I* @; M
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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# y: m% E8 }. E' Q: a直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。5 ^' V8 b) x/ n/ ^
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
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i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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