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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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(轉)港式英語
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2 M9 h6 N% L5 q9 B2 @* i# jPiano piano green 琴琴青
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0 e# R7 z2 Y% a: C' YPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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: q& f2 K8 R4 O6 D3 q7 TI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 1 O4 w8 |5 c' r: p, H
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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6 h2 g5 N- d1 X. D( j, dFish skin~魚皮 。 3 u! n/ r6 x; i
) z5 _ s s/ n: \Fall on a street@@ 。 8 i1 x+ E( x/ {3 f
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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: \" `; K' g- P3 \- Z9 X3 JBlow water吹水$ w4 v' V6 H" X: ~, O8 C& m
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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9 N9 ~8 f% V3 S% \8 w3 s( h5 U" _, JStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 , {5 E3 E+ ?% F. U0 c
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Face green green臉青青 。 ) u& t! t4 |' d* c
1 A) T4 O0 u0 H1 V# w"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
6 b4 p' y' P2 t1 E3 u' e+ G點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 8 ?# `8 I: l2 Q `
) s1 w2 ]% H+ `8 h5 Z4 X+ nYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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! E- Z% @" f6 c x& G8 z) DYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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7 u8 \) C) O d" `8 Y& e/ \People mountain people sea人山人海。 : u$ C$ O4 y! B6 ?
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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' V2 }! T. O8 }9 [& C6 hEat banana食蕉 # E; a0 R2 t. u& Q5 Q" ?
' m% C% V: `% B! D6 m/ @/ h- pYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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3 u, A1 u3 v/ B: pHow senior are you?你算老幾? & N5 B7 x1 S: `6 i
% o) q% a, u0 v/ SWhat the water are you?你係乜水? % w" P$ ~- t! c, e
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? , W8 o9 G* p; h+ J8 J$ R$ u
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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1 W5 n7 r6 y: TZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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W8 S4 T0 ^. I# Z/ p, I* jDo the world做世界 。 ) e4 @% k% W+ Y9 J# J9 G* O
( h6 l5 c* b/ o8 G( IBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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" H, w4 L8 Z# Y( YWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 1 ~9 t& T) H7 i$ k! c, F; H" w) \
# W" s3 k" s4 }+ H& ]2 mCut girl 界女
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% j3 a1 J5 P$ t; }% MThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ( g% }7 \! k7 d1 ~5 O- K
$ K% R2 u2 O( K& ^* R0 w4 W# ECollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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; h$ o+ n3 n! A8 ~! f+ I4 qDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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$ C* ^# T* s) X# o: R$ s# u; _- TLaugh die me.笑死我。 ) f6 t R, `& n7 q# X% V0 X w
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 $ c6 F4 f( K. e s
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 % M/ E& I% z$ Z* R$ O, p: x
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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3 j" B2 y6 N: Y! h* SYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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g/ W& H& u4 hEight woman八婆
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2 ?0 l& U% _# @& sEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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' M% m, N' O& G2 W, U1 N |King eight egg.王八蛋 8 p% N( y r9 b R
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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7 o8 D e6 S' v+ {Wear grass著草
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9 {8 t8 Q' s6 B) Z& ?8 eI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 % ? A; T( ~7 [5 v- Y
/ G2 a1 g, J" A% DI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 4 a; T8 r" H# k' W1 b
9 B; ?# @8 K# ?High hand.高手 3 @# I/ ?* F n& x w3 g/ s
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ' d( E) \1 d# R+ \
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Good mother.好娘
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3 s& m T. {# U6 w9 h3 f. KYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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3 e: ]6 c4 [7 j3 r# s5 aOne old water 一舊水 5 i0 c& D$ i3 ^) J5 d
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? - Z' X4 b' q# }8 A4 w% b- t0 z1 D
; O# ?# U+ z3 ^2 BA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 % n! l, t4 q" ^. W. Z5 z
6 M+ Y; _, H+ }' K; P: mA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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( O' s& z6 L' z" H6 x7 _Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ( M2 ]. N) w7 F8 W; r: ~4 u9 t. z
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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4 [$ s8 b7 f- E6 V( HHold hold water.楂楂水 3 _6 j) r# K3 ]8 W5 i m" M
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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- `+ C& [' C, N% M+ rTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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