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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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) {; D) [8 W3 |! [/ O(轉)港式英語
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+ z0 I4 f1 D( E4 UPiano piano green 琴琴青 7 d. y, f& u( c4 ^9 `7 X9 p: C

1 Z) e: n+ N0 W' WPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 : z! n0 ~- f: c2 C; S0 a9 j

, }0 l/ t4 Y. S9 Q$ gI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! / U& G8 y- x& e, `4 k( T
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!   r- W  X& i  X6 g7 ]% D, L1 [' k
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 8 R0 B& v% O) x) T9 e
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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& E8 E2 Y1 x8 N* r0 \fall on your street.""你個"K"
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% g& [" r$ L0 DBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ! o, ?, Y% C* |' @" i2 J9 v

6 D' u6 Z9 |4 b. ?3 Q# {- OBlow chicken吹雞 / r: y- r/ t# m' o: E: W. W
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
4 Q8 M4 ~; w% [# C我吹雞打你班友 。 9 z* m" Z8 s% w

. s% V0 a5 ]. h2 Q2 s  `* JStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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6 z' z8 L2 S$ u9 s& MFace green green臉青青 。
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3 k& d1 m( d$ `2 p  ~" R"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
/ `" S: x$ T* e4 i9 ^- }: H; C點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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8 k7 T$ g* I/ [$ i9 \You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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2 t2 e% J) F5 N* D0 lYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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5 v7 K3 c6 V5 u2 c) HYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 # N8 j* c$ u: K" _2 K5 [
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 1 N: A# I# t+ p3 {+ p% _2 \

2 S* J, p7 n2 e# A" t9 VAre you road?你係唔係路呀? ! R& ^1 r0 {( S/ J. _! P

- z; c7 f* J1 n' a/ bEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 6 [2 r5 }# x3 `& D, f. ^2 |

7 j: `. Y5 p' C6 G( E) tHow senior are you?你算老幾? : n6 a9 T7 @6 O0 r4 ~0 s7 O! z

4 Z6 u, r! `) L' j  W$ C( NWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? $ `8 J, ^* D/ T2 W2 P
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Do you big me?你大我呀? - _  G" k7 H6 C3 O
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 % j  g/ i* H4 l, ], |
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Do the world做世界 。 - H! u) b1 S, c. H5 r- J
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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1 M0 X# w. ^+ W0 n% ECut girl 界女 ! ^: F, a2 U0 x: n

1 l3 R- K1 P: z2 iThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! / N. H- h+ q, W  ^! J/ W

# ^' r' W5 c; A  bI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ' a- |$ s# M5 P4 S0 h8 s+ E
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Collect father收爹 6 i7 ]% |1 ^! F: H) B1 w
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 7 y# k! G7 L  e

6 b9 O* L9 l( Z) W4 I2 h( r3 `Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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8 D$ r, ]. r5 ^" Y& z( j. B0 E1 nYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 % L- X0 ~+ G( k) N

0 y8 j+ E9 ?  r, W3 L4 c0 ]9 qAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 ' |# S2 R8 I5 i

4 k$ H, u! O- z8 c0 fHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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( F3 E- q3 O6 I0 ^You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 6 y8 k% q: P& P( c8 {# [
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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: S# G. q  @0 _7 t/ V% }Eight woman八婆 ! ]" e) o' `% n8 |* F

6 E. d1 w3 z1 r4 }( VEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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, t1 s( @, i5 V; _) @King eight egg.王八蛋 3 \; A* _, B  |1 _5 m- n: |
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! % |: `- f) p3 p: x- @, ~/ T1 S

# O+ G/ x; q3 M: p2 Y; UWear grass著草
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4 \  c8 j$ S; F9 x4 u4 I/ B. II am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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/ G& y, q) o+ `# J) p( I9 `7 F7 VI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! / w* j3 {6 D% u/ ]5 K$ b  [
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High hand.高手
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( W% j5 B" }. I- ]A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 / n# S4 G" [6 a1 H* B- {. q. C. P! n
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 % }, [- }3 x& ^, G9 ]( ]4 g) V
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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( X6 Z0 Z1 S( V) Z9 {9 uOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 3 Z* r. X1 @- V. o( b- Q
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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/ @+ E; H& m! e' `A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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: I( K! S5 n2 i! [3 T  p3 A8 AMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 7 b6 `$ I2 W- N( w/ U, V6 _* M
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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* j9 l% P5 D0 aHold hold water.楂楂水 1 N1 b* T& Q/ T

9 ^$ ~+ M( v3 J- I; EPump water.抽水
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1 r" m& H' L4 n+ h2 l; q' Y2 s8 sTwo hit six.二打六 6 E0 w! D5 |! H+ q5 i+ D- w  {0 h
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳- H8 ^) k" X4 @! c/ V
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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' i- T" Y3 {" h& ~4 ]you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
! }1 I0 j8 ], m  O7 `9 p. VI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
5 b. b( ~% b* K% qd人係連inner都唔識...+ E( |+ l) p1 h% s! u8 O' \
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦../ ^8 B* S$ Z( y. K6 K! s
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。+ C/ L, v5 G$ E. ^
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
$ @- @3 m2 c( {4 i2 C5 ^最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。( _% Q4 @% q, ^* {! D9 L
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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