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Kei2005

十大阿媽口頭襌
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& [! z4 [$ k  N+ H$ u1 著多件衫呀 (不論寒冷或酷熱天氣警告都會聽到)
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6 L, [/ s2 \3 d( q1 p+ s* j2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)! r0 g1 _& f5 {0 F' |4 K

) r3 F8 A# n! w3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)6 N, Y& U) c2 x, }3 a4 X3 r1 ?% e& _
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4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎( E% P6 N+ M+ P

: r9 |" M! h. O$ A1 }5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻
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- R  c0 z" J8 a, Z6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)
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7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)" w/ v( }! |% s, g2 o1 h0 W

! d+ f: x' A5 ]: o/ O8 b8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)
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1 ]& y' Y! K  q1 T9 幾時結婚呀 (結婚, 結婚, 結完就分, 有乜好結喎)
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10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有)
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我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:* G, d- {8 C  U$ N& w) F! K0 g
正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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+ z9 D: e; D& T" q好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:% u) g0 M, T- V
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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

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我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good