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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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! d* f0 x0 V0 z6 \8 B( CPiano piano green 琴琴青 $ x2 E4 \5 j. y' f" K4 E6 Q  v
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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! m9 ^- y3 [4 z) ?% yI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ! ~! r) S1 E8 P/ \3 I6 t% u4 \

/ K/ Y3 _* q7 v$ yYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ( N- z/ C% C, Z4 L
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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) m! n* x9 W! L# i+ cFish skin~魚皮 。 3 p) X! o8 m2 [" e* L
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* u, u4 J; v5 z1 `% D1 Bfall on your street.""你個"K"
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6 J. }: D: d, @Blow water吹水" Y& J" x; T8 s0 d' W
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 & D) T, E( L  e0 m: ^8 T7 f' l3 Y  m
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Blow chicken吹雞 - d8 J) n, }, {! `7 c% O7 b

. T# B8 \& U* R  G. q# X! cI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
# I  K2 Y5 G. X8 w, t+ L我吹雞打你班友 。 % `. c8 J% ~6 @* N# p

* c5 p' F; ^/ }( R( G; p9 WStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 5 x$ S8 A& }. R" H4 ~$ q
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" - s5 \( Y/ J' W' s- q
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ! K0 S* a% I. ]. V- J

, M3 U3 S" L9 y; u3 M# v2 |6 X3 @' ^You see road carefully你小心睇路。 : l! h" f. N% u9 V4 A6 W4 X
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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% ~# Q5 U* |2 jPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 $ w% Q$ }! u( C

  h; i% W; f5 J. k9 ~+ y: TAre you road?你係唔係路呀? % |+ M7 q0 s$ }$ p8 X

  F& F+ @4 x* d* yEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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* R2 i) L+ P- v6 y& @How senior are you?你算老幾? 2 `  u/ s. I3 n6 l: g: V0 Z0 o
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What the water are you?你係乜水?   ^( R$ S- M& x: `) X2 C: t

+ Q3 Z- T/ N) |8 U8 TWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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/ H" M; D- x( I# B# ~3 m  pDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 7 T( @. i& M- E$ `" E- b
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Do the world做世界 。
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. Q  A6 i+ ^( a, j) TBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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; b9 V( W. f" @) t. J7 wWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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/ F! \4 v* r5 N7 t8 ?! t5 \. l" dCut girl 界女 7 m" ]) w3 M  e
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 # B. ~; m3 k4 l

+ b8 Z! f( i5 E% g6 p5 iCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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5 H* @$ g/ v, B2 r3 R: V8 B" GCollect father收爹 & x% l6 @+ D1 @) r/ V- {
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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3 Q* N# V, \, k& r! F' q$ W; }Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? , [% b% Q0 s& m! A: \' F7 S
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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* _' j7 }$ |' a- N4 Z7 o" U$ qYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 " s5 ^0 g' n& Y6 q" q8 l$ l' l
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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- o, g; s5 E  z. |9 Q# wYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. $ H. k$ ^& k. u- ^
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 5 o, p' ^) t+ G* M, s( M1 \7 |2 h
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Eight woman八婆
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* y6 W2 K4 X" h# u* rEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 5 H6 K' d# [6 F6 d- A% x. U+ {
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King eight egg.王八蛋 / t- e& G+ k" B

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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! , P2 A# c, w  w/ |- a) D0 `

1 T* i% Z5 E* H$ TWear grass著草
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8 W- m: E# f; @  w3 M; b, vI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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2 e- }$ _  u5 x/ h$ W) oI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 3 }9 E( K0 x1 S2 q; _
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High hand.高手 ' A% q) B* L. X/ D; b. V( F( G

4 \  \& m& \$ L/ g  ?( P: P: M" ?/ hA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 , C1 P/ f1 R, Y$ M

* g0 _4 L8 l1 a2 c$ d" KTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 " a$ l$ n% j" x4 x( j" X' E

5 t( Z2 Y6 r6 d  y" z) GYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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6 m) v$ |$ q- @% z: LOne old water 一舊水
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9 P! m+ s. |- Z3 ?6 y9 rWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? / Q/ T# x7 v% R: k% v

- h" \& b8 d/ m  m- ^4 |A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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9 N; Y7 `+ M4 j$ Q" y* j- E1 OMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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$ K7 B: `2 ~/ k3 d6 ], }A dragon service.一條龍服務
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" a+ \% G. A" p4 [( yHold hold water.楂楂水 1 E4 K% ^9 z3 J/ u4 o3 E+ U& y
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 6 t( c# l2 ?4 i8 G' b
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳( ^! l' B. h" V+ `( w& m
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳# k6 j9 b7 L  P  q) z& G
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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# O% R) i" o$ T3 a! Tgood rope 好索
有d以前睇過
2 {9 k/ R2 h4 @" Q' Q# G4 r2 k最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。& c; ?! w7 k0 m) e. j2 {) d
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
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so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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