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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  ( k7 d& u7 J7 G0 U7 i6 E0 g/ {
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(轉)港式英語 - w0 i6 E1 Y; Z, p' {
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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( P9 {) u: ~: s6 @' APeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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( G: m) z- P1 N1 i. R0 [; LI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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3 m& v) k+ l. H% A/ uYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 5 M6 `% i* T5 o$ k% M. W
. \ ^7 [" ^6 k4 Q7 D/ ZI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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/ U* _! q9 L$ P" V; C* ^If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 2 R0 Z" p8 {* f, z7 U, I, k
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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" U# ` o0 u+ R/ Y2 u+ D& qfall on your street.""你個"K"
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5 C) E" `; ^ o$ n% ^Blow water吹水+ C* C5 R7 O# y( D. I
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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! M6 l n. K* ^* FBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
. \& o/ X+ A. v% y& |我吹雞打你班友 。 ( o& e+ \- b! P+ G/ J) M
, v4 }! Y n1 K( _Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 & [. \5 `: M+ d$ B ^
* ~4 g1 r8 ?. y+ K: x# N8 c4 }Face green green臉青青 。 ' ^4 a0 q v) T7 ^: l' ] f
9 ~3 A, Z% R6 M, G0 e"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ( E" E$ R8 x( P4 [* [
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 + w; H5 G* c) Z M" u4 B
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 2 P* ^- L. A& t- f; F: R+ x2 q3 t0 ^6 _
* _" b0 u% N. D4 C$ } pYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 8 [0 P( w2 C8 a3 F
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ; R y. I n" W) P7 n+ x. d# p
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? , T% Z! o" \$ M0 R# E* j
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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7 A: {1 E1 c4 _' p/ p& x# [, V# gHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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& }, I; I7 E4 N) d3 LWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 8 t0 j' ?% }# L8 n7 o! o5 [- W
8 f+ A$ y) H# B- C) [1 U$ i$ K/ H8 @Where are you come from?你邊度架? & O/ V2 G# F1 c3 j2 j
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Do you big me?你大我呀? . o) U6 Z& F( a. O' o! S$ m+ b9 y
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 * S4 L6 F( J4 M& ?
& [+ z3 U. _, Z$ ~Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 : h( C7 L( M% ]2 g4 k; K4 w
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! : `5 L) \7 O: a6 q7 I5 V8 Y) ~
8 W0 B d( n; `I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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3 W5 z. T' i3 N" s& w/ {$ R7 ]% v, eCollect father收爹 ' x! ?2 I. _; A b) O9 F" p
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 4 H: j, e& z) v; @* G
/ r3 U& W6 l4 I: KDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 ' v- Y! u& m: N! {) {! z
2 t& E I% _5 f/ o VYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 0 Q: @. @1 Y% |9 a4 [( {0 ~
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 . w( W Y+ }- ?
1 Z, Q) {$ g) r6 kYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆 ) R8 r% w- S1 E: u+ w' u1 T! G* B
h/ e. y1 |6 [$ S+ u; xEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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7 [0 z! P6 }3 @, G1 KKing eight egg.王八蛋 . Q- _+ n& d: B* b
2 ~ Z: n7 N. K& J0 F% J0 O# XBlack son黑仔
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% W0 u: V9 J! F+ MToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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0 Y* R5 |9 V3 wWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ' w1 I% I/ E9 V& X# U! D! T
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 8 q6 Q5 ^# e+ ]* r
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High hand.高手 5 s4 O* B9 }" E1 g2 Z/ T* ?; h+ d
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 , m' z! [" t4 D
7 v- v) J9 d1 aGood mother.好娘 ) y3 H+ R! C9 Q" [# _7 ^
7 @% e( s6 Z" n4 p: n8 YYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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# o* [" C; H* O7 [& pOld dot.老點 4 Z6 t! U. i! L# e, l
- W. P0 n$ |* l2 |" IOne old water 一舊水 * P0 h9 ?8 G, ?) T9 u. W6 p8 E# \
& _5 P& T( D( }9 M' y5 rWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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8 C) s8 |4 _- R9 t! N6 fMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ' u. _2 ]( i& H9 O B; T
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ! }4 m, m) Z6 o
8 g9 X; ]( g$ k8 ZPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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