港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~* |/ u1 Z9 A  \" R
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 - A9 w+ g9 y1 T) b2 z5 d9 B

! s/ e# W. F: K! W7 xPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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( C- M7 x3 r; D1 H) h1 M  TI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 7 b$ b( O; d2 u4 l4 ^, Y, A

: v$ ~$ N- G8 h# Y2 @% N+ eYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 1 d3 C* N* U( E- i* {" W* `% I
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ ( s# F) ^8 d/ M; x( S: o$ w; I7 ~
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 " c  ]% \& M' p# _8 X4 j3 n

5 C. X( t1 q& b0 F4 o6 W  @% KFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 + }9 b, C, C# \! u1 z

: P) p) ]9 i) M, _6 cBlow chicken吹雞 & U1 K" M4 W3 b7 E& h& S- l
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 4 l  v$ J3 y  I8 d: ~  T. @8 Y5 V- j
我吹雞打你班友 。 % q/ c# N1 G' g5 N7 c, C/ G
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 9 S( r+ ^* e% X
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
+ Z' T' Y1 a* _, `點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ! @7 d" p) T7 o. {; T* I5 x

0 ~; P- F+ r2 V( i" XYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 3 L" J  [- r( i1 x7 S: n, [
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 % N0 W- f2 q% l& b: K* b& L
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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! W: u; E  n! s) KAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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8 N; |1 L3 m5 y8 `% QWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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. h- ?3 r3 b0 O8 tDo you big me?你大我呀? & r: a+ R! M  f6 b& b; u
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 : c( u( W2 R( B& T: j) C9 M' |

7 e& @7 z0 X5 X1 |- wDo the world做世界 。 ) C2 p5 Q& H, s" W# ?+ G
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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7 R& a5 Z/ L+ n6 z" h! XCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ 9 q3 P2 V" w: x* P, x9 Q0 o. s
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹 1 k8 q* E% ^5 y% @, C

. k2 F$ Z1 d9 }1 K2 T& O- PYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 7 X$ W2 r/ n- h3 Y

+ l  W; {2 X3 v- x7 tDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? + |. k; D$ N/ E6 o

* n; l" [8 T5 Q& {  ?. bLaugh die me.笑死我。 ; Q/ ^6 V5 O8 Q
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 4 `. g# `% X" V1 X9 _" H2 }

5 k/ Z+ Q* k. \5 J) e; EAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 . b* J+ m  m: r- I7 i9 M; W& V
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 5 j- s* X, N2 ]$ m0 T
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ $ g' d! r5 _: H8 @( h2 Y

* U' H4 N, X1 {: c5 \3 ?Eight woman八婆
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( l  @8 n3 f* f# `Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 - g  X1 H: w9 q$ X9 y
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Black son黑仔 ; t$ W9 {! V( d: G7 N
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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6 Y0 {" d1 k, W/ F( C' \2 y, jWear grass著草 3 d8 {# M9 w4 S: o: ~! [

7 |9 y4 A% }# n& T( t3 QI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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% P! w( M/ d! @8 W* E: p# p; hI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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0 R! j! r' t! r! ?. p; Z1 uHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ' s  T5 w0 Y  f1 [  B$ }# G# q& T
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ' u+ V2 |. I' ?) G, O
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Good mother.好娘 / W8 c0 M6 h& p' U0 @

2 x* @, z4 t3 P! }& `You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 1 b/ ^/ w! j' S, y4 p
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Old dot.老點 # a- l6 Z5 Q1 b+ P8 j0 n+ X5 X8 M
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One old water 一舊水
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7 D, V, S' N! fWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? ( ^' z9 B: F) g2 A+ o/ W

9 F, m+ W  M9 CA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 4 C! z+ j3 {7 a6 t8 F+ b' G
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 - {* K/ i: H' Q5 _! m/ S2 I
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 4 s# m0 [; ]& |( N; A: D- C9 S

3 w% _4 ?" t# \- f' o$ Q6 b. L+ J* TA dragon service.一條龍服務 8 D7 H7 h! k+ ^* P' R6 v* o
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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8 X: o% c$ O9 I( W5 b/ S" oPump water.抽水
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2 @& b& d( [" t/ A2 \Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

architect

還有  L$ i0 M; V: n) ^: c
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳) ^6 G% g- x( k: e6 {9 {8 s
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:  ]1 p' @3 Q8 {1 m" Y. f( Y
還有
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) h( b; }9 W% \) p( U: tyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
0 x& T3 W4 [" g# j) |I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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d人係連inner都唔識...# @% v" o! K1 }
用inside..

tkc314

之前睇過啦..
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直釋-0-

Killer111

呢d野﹐可以自創。: q4 A2 D; p. g5 z
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good rope 好索

奇

有d以前睇過
1 v5 a0 W$ L8 f8 k, V8 y最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。5 ?/ G; Z- V2 w6 I0 d2 x
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123

so many ppl like that

tonyw

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady

oh , thanks ! ) f8 ^7 N# f) c' b. G' _# j% P+ ^
i very need it !!!