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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  2 w$ _4 P% g: [2 ?
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(轉)港式英語
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) Z+ @* U1 |/ h; cPiano piano green 琴琴青
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$ R" L5 Z0 N. x8 k2 WPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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" h' I: I! o; O6 H' ]; q5 fI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? " O) s' }) C9 F" C
4 |$ O# }. G, R8 Y3 ~/ {) `I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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# T# l# B6 h; NFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" * r& d3 U8 v7 }: C1 A
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ! l. F; U2 P; f2 u, H# _. ^: N. P
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Blow chicken吹雞 3 m6 {4 R% A3 n2 m$ \+ ?7 w9 W
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. % }$ G9 x" |) u/ i/ v
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 4 Z* j2 v/ I: O3 v+ Z$ Q* E
7 [; U- F2 n; w7 d& y& w"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ( Q# ^5 v" w9 h8 A3 b7 v
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ; y7 f0 f' d, S( n+ W( n
8 o6 `, }: E4 H& V iYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 1 g7 B7 }) r) N* y3 i
2 [. d4 M' Y4 @) KYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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" T5 `0 L9 b' c) y! L" n7 mPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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& K% J- G( e$ m- m' AAre you road?你係唔係路呀? . ~8 I: ]% I/ D! o
+ u* |% @' y! S' Q. m* h1 nEat banana食蕉 ) O S+ Y- a3 {3 x" I7 X" y
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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5 e7 N; R: o6 O' d% v Y, g( D* LHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? % [" Y1 c6 c3 S8 K, C: x4 b- d
6 Y7 O5 }( ?7 o3 W( p- W9 CWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 7 i- n- Y/ U$ ?. k5 G8 g& r* R7 a `
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 5 o: Q$ u! M% s5 ?6 x! M
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 1 E9 l% ~, @2 q/ a! n' e8 Y
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Do the world做世界 。 $ Z9 w0 W, m. ~7 M N1 i) t; o
) y; h* R0 {+ j9 k* F1 iBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ) k) E6 I7 g! t
# |* w: e0 e$ T3 Y# N1 f8 wCut girl 界女 ; W7 l3 F' i, P! \5 g# F# r3 C* n
$ c! ^ O9 V7 _3 nThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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8 [: w# P! H/ j5 T' o" cCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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+ v2 A0 t4 D% @3 HLaugh die me.笑死我。 7 H) i% Q) e7 I1 v. E
3 l) k! v7 Y, t2 k: xYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 ) v3 k4 Z7 s4 x& `/ K5 q
) a( U& _% J1 a0 Y% vAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 & o% p' C z, M* i7 }/ E* b
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 0 `& ~1 r; L- j, S$ T6 Q
; w0 n, D+ d, p) l. H$ Q9 S* N8 xYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. , W; Q& ^& y8 `( e0 F7 U
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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6 [/ f" c+ e4 I" T: i& LEight woman八婆 2 m, J5 Z1 M+ o) m* U
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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% V0 m2 m. \: m( ~6 x# IKing eight egg.王八蛋 x! U( J6 a# ?% d& n3 H3 }! p
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Black son黑仔 ( o9 z" j f/ M& i3 Y
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! & t3 g p- E1 i6 u5 c
$ P# h, s6 f. S; b# HWear grass著草 ) r5 j4 Z. Q. y
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 8 v) ]+ i% J, s" x3 U
* H3 [& y+ @" Q" hI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ) o. T, e/ M* y! {6 }1 G
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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3 ~# W7 |- Z, x M VWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 5 p3 n1 z. a7 c" y+ L2 S8 u
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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: H$ c7 r% A' l6 b4 C4 uA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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3 q# f1 ~0 ^5 ~1 I1 T7 J: K% ZHold hold water.楂楂水 0 F" a. ]( I& Y( Z0 Z
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Pump water.抽水 3 ]5 c) s( U& A; l
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Two hit six.二打六
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