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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ + I& y2 _" F$ y- z* u( r
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; Z i* B) ?! J" C8 r4 {Piano piano green 琴琴青 7 p" ?$ t/ C3 B; C% o8 i+ p
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 8 E! f$ ^ G: a5 ]9 \8 i `- B
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ . h) Q6 c( H1 T" L+ H! R% m
; _' m5 m( x) s" nIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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3 a8 j$ ]( l A! t! Y. [* VFall on a street@@ 。
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. h C7 s4 L9 H7 G( ^/ i* gfall on your street.""你個"K" : P( r1 [" f- U
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Blow water吹水 }4 [# n% _4 U; r6 S
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 3 _+ Z7 o& [ d6 }9 r5 s
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Blow chicken吹雞 % B0 g% ^3 S( k: \; d* @( r
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
8 W5 Y* A( c- ?我吹雞打你班友 。 8 X* B* U! r; K8 D& r. W
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" . L, L# r2 c- R6 F/ M2 h3 U8 m
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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9 _, ` W( M" D4 }! pYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 % j% o1 I0 O5 d4 d% i
% B* U. V3 O( _9 j6 ` L5 qYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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5 ?! o3 D3 H, e9 hAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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8 k$ S3 l+ Z7 u( D( p/ w OYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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* s0 c' `% G9 o$ V0 S* `5 KHow senior are you?你算老幾? 1 D9 T, c4 F, u& |: {
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What the water are you?你係乜水? * l5 _$ U0 s0 p
4 F4 f9 [- q1 _" O7 }% _Where are you come from?你邊度架? & [ m8 y: v! u6 }' y
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 6 ^' \0 `% x3 J9 [8 D7 [
, U+ C* e A8 }7 YZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 $ I# c. Y# M3 m+ y, k
7 l& L6 x% B; O/ XDo the world做世界 。 $ `6 x/ B' A O: b l B# _& x! Q
2 D/ Q/ @2 X" x y; Z& F, a/ N |Big tea rice大茶飯 。 $ O* U. W" w- A6 X7 e
" h ^ U5 Z9 w# t, v6 xWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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7 t5 w$ D# F$ S5 L) V8 TCut girl 界女 % m4 Z3 J" ^" I
" V5 [( ` x5 fThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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5 U9 E+ I: D) _) o- kCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ % \3 o" r' b0 U5 e& P7 i3 k
5 `) A8 [! ~6 o( a" CCollect father收爹 ( N7 u: l7 x* W' L. S) [! t8 ]! }
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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4 ^ D0 {% a8 X7 o* O6 gYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 ; o- d. W# p: S) ^ P# `3 l1 A( j
3 I% ?0 i4 W" q5 sAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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! X- J* ~' C* J3 ~- |1 W8 K: O; c5 VEight woman八婆
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1 n: i7 b( i7 A% \/ G7 \Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 + {0 S5 T7 V; O. t, I5 U
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 8 I; C8 v( \4 X
, X/ D8 q: q K" B5 v8 K, D( X; ]6 GWear grass著草
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2 H9 n( B7 R( ~! h- `1 ?4 sI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ! O, F5 d0 E9 N8 u' f4 d; Y8 ~
& f3 t8 {/ P' C D7 S7 v! D1 }5 M4 QI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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( ]: _5 |$ `$ _5 x5 e+ gA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 : K4 }! C2 L5 E* M, m, S' n2 J
4 K# x& [0 {1 A& g8 L" I0 q/ VTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 . B$ C8 O$ z9 [% ^) x# y
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Good mother.好娘 $ C& j# _. Q5 Y
1 l$ v7 Q/ E; ~$ t% vYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ " C5 Z- s- }' @5 Z8 g \! b6 R
* ]2 e' n% C AOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 7 V+ }! j7 P, I$ s' C
7 x! t6 L: s( K7 A' P+ ?& E2 A# ~( vWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 8 j/ I( C* q; S! W! j$ b, c/ t
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 # i9 v. _# J& `' L& x+ }
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 + m$ s& U# ?7 W
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 3 z; \! u+ P/ z& E, u7 Y
3 _+ h* i" Z3 F8 f, A: fA dragon service.一條龍服務 & F: I3 r7 P" i w
/ Z! z6 \/ ^' I+ rHold hold water.楂楂水 2 C8 N+ I, K3 m
) t* h% \; p) ]( uPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 " v- @7 d$ U( Y8 `! R3 c4 U
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