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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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(轉)港式英語
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W# d' ~8 F5 c+ |0 qPiano piano green 琴琴青 3 `. d' _7 l* e m! V- \0 @
+ H6 A' v) p" X0 S( Y% JPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 2 \/ d+ }" _3 b. O" B v* h6 b4 P0 c
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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9 D6 z: f* |6 E) o2 t4 K$ FYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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2 `6 I7 F ~6 m' zfall on your street.""你個"K" . }# C2 l/ K) i3 E. i
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Blow water吹水6 P5 X; v2 W+ m4 P' A" o
! l1 F! ^+ b1 ?5 v0 lMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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8 F8 C8 K2 }0 O: ?: i1 wI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 3 s( A H z& {( W- \4 C O
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 0 n+ b* _ L& s2 k+ F
3 k2 K" P% u% N) q' v" TFace green green臉青青 。
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% }3 D# Z! Y& m"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
( s2 O% l5 f( C3 R$ v點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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, K0 U2 L5 |; q: mYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 # ^! `7 n1 ~2 ?; Z' v
# j0 N5 i& V+ u6 n$ F! C) |$ LYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 % E0 h. L0 X, J; ^& I. K
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 & q5 ?- w9 |% `. [
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? & ?3 j: ^3 c$ y6 f$ P X7 ] _
7 y5 x9 w8 c! A. V& V9 hEat banana食蕉 ; w* K# ^ I" x5 z# I/ D* J9 K
8 `6 l4 C/ C0 k* V' DYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 , S% }, q% F8 x7 Z ], \1 n. C
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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_) {0 Z* C9 I, e" u" yWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? . W1 W+ z$ B1 l) y6 r, y
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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9 a# J3 g# w8 s0 ]Do the world做世界 。 2 F9 l/ Q; u* I. R
9 L/ m+ u' Y3 q1 o+ d, v7 XBig tea rice大茶飯 。 $ h) e. w5 K- U& g6 b$ Z: I
+ o; K. o0 E! ?1 _5 ^7 {1 EWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 9 i8 L6 r3 N+ e
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Cut girl 界女 " J1 R3 B1 O9 y. T8 r d2 A
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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* `8 {1 g/ W. ~2 b( a& OCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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# `: x1 S( X; D3 S# TI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 4 Q# A% P' L8 B
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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K6 T) t" R/ N8 KDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 : d9 U1 {$ R! h& ]& C, h0 ^9 C3 ]
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 % T# F6 L/ O& D" b. ^/ E; h+ X- P" O
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 % k1 N+ g! E# `, b# {) ?# I# [
; X* a# N* z. Q$ Y; [$ h; R2 g8 d. gHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆 ( ?8 A: z' g! p3 v# ~
& z. T2 [5 K sEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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) ?3 V6 Y3 j) |) X1 cBlack son黑仔 * s/ T! x V* l4 @4 F
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 7 r5 s6 Y1 Z8 u& [2 j% o1 e
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 5 ^* K3 f: ?7 S% d
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 - a8 V8 \* u! V7 ^1 f3 }
0 I! k; K; G2 K6 T3 YGood mother.好娘
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+ T5 \# z5 p9 q5 _ v7 s* P3 QYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點 ' x# B5 K2 H% _9 O# X$ z" ^9 }
" Z+ F! @( z- i5 \, `9 g$ o3 L8 }One old water 一舊水 - o+ n8 y6 i; M' G p! e) b+ R
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 7 I* e6 L9 W+ b# @5 G6 d
1 _6 Z9 @, _# O" c, DA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 / }2 }3 \$ |% |
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 ! J/ h# O7 @% T9 q& G
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8 M8 F: }& q' pTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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