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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  . Q! h3 j) }' i! q
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* u1 t2 @( m1 G% z' _1 ~Piano piano green 琴琴青 ; n! h1 t8 Z6 E
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 % i( a& D" Z1 A+ U Q
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? . u$ X+ ^' E- {; [
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! : E$ @4 y+ D; ?' [ M
( C4 x' V8 l# p. DFish skin~魚皮 。 / g* \) i3 N) m6 W7 c0 a6 w
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" % \2 y0 m m2 U; C
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Blow water吹水2 y! V. i9 ]$ K8 V
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 # |% T: P5 T/ I# S; n
% {- {% L8 T+ ] a% }) V4 H0 YBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 3 a/ }6 d l5 T$ Y! G; k+ t
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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, y$ t. {% A QFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
$ B1 ~; M/ K4 p0 s點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 9 v ^ X7 m2 `/ W
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 4 _& e8 h5 R) ?) Y* } t1 ^) a
/ \4 V5 `( b" b* n) S" PYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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# r. C' S; U" n0 w. N4 LEat banana食蕉 % I- r3 n8 N) q
1 [' s+ `+ [/ G6 Q/ `$ XYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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4 k8 ^' G7 w: P' O4 g2 l4 lWhere are you come from?你邊度架? * y) [9 n/ U0 R) \! x6 x6 `
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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) Q' [8 l3 F) m/ \' u( JZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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/ X& `7 w1 D1 t, I% Q. D1 VDo the world做世界 。
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( L3 E. _, ?5 [- S6 K, O. y; t* {Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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$ |6 p* w# Z; w* E* |) v" BWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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) i! @. Q$ W4 q' Q" gCut girl 界女 & Z' \. S2 g* M' [" r# x
3 s1 G6 I% d) w8 L4 w0 b) TThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 7 g- f2 _# W# o: U& Z% M
2 M" I g9 B0 c& P! U) q4 gCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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" K0 ^. ~" E7 W: }I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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0 g1 L ~# r4 @7 e* ?7 n9 sCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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: H, W/ c$ d3 gLaugh die me.笑死我。
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Y' w1 N' ]2 v+ c. c- l) iYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 8 Y- E, ]0 k$ o. S
4 ?- u, l6 \- Z0 ~' e! ~" BHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. $ h$ @ n/ V3 G
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! " ^$ z$ |- F2 i
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Eight woman八婆 ' h1 w+ R( N0 l
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" `9 a9 c& I% t! {King eight egg.王八蛋 4 P. O9 @' q6 n: _ C
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Black son黑仔 9 I& g- P/ ?7 K4 Q1 R& E
7 W4 g+ G$ Y" B' H& P8 l) JToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 2 t! ^; W0 ^3 J6 x) V- }
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 6 ~; c# b* M6 o& h$ p
8 u3 {! }7 f7 O) a0 F! r3 f6 }To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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7 O! P" W' w0 |You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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5 m) k! P: K" q( _9 s o% ?Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 8 i+ l: R9 b# B
6 D. \8 k8 h6 C) I: v# U) WWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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& z2 z: G' o$ N' M; ZA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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) B- W- D7 l7 ^" x* l' YA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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2 U0 g- f. F( c1 a) P4 M' VMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ! n2 H7 @3 c- ?# L+ i5 u7 a' O/ l: n
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 $ a' w6 i0 i- O4 ]) ?. d! ?
& b1 C5 [; `' X q7 h/ nTwo hit six.二打六 4 G O H, [4 i& I
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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