香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. $ C' k. _& F; m* R; W& f  H6 z
甘多人死，唔见你死。 ! w9 j0 l  o& R5 E2 q
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? # L/ O4 [' S) m- s0 h! k: C
你教我以后点出嚟行?
$ U) e* b6 n/ U6 N' k7 T0 i$ [3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 3 T& Z( T. i3 r3 o
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
: O- t7 c7 t# z1 I5 r3 e9 p4 "I saw a pork chop"
9 s( W; M1 p4 S我见到件猪扒啊。 ' ]2 Y3 o" Z9 ?# u  y4 l
5 Are you road? 7 s9 T& Q, b1 d4 s# U
你系咪路啊？
' t- W, L# @0 c- x* Y1 Z# E* [6 What the water are you? ) {& ~: Q( ]% B
你系乜水啊？ / Y7 F4 K* S: @
7 Do you big me? 4 A4 C" ]" ]3 n% g: D6 S0 e: F
你大我啊？
1 m: D2 B, W" r5 u1 y' p( x8 Zebra chops people. 5 a% J& k1 B+ p3 j4 }
班马劈友。 6 g' Q  F# z' R% v
9 The king of the cutting girl. 0 _% O+ [" y- B8 m/ J
界女王。
! u/ O+ L, o+ l0 |) {; t10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
* g. m. m+ x: Q! I' u4 G6 n批我个头俾你当凳坐。
4 F; n3 n4 p/ n0 r. y  i11 Do you think me didn't arrive? . Q* ?1 ^: r1 w. @- P
你当我无到？
. b5 T0 _7 `3 ]$ a6 w! F12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
; i5 t6 W0 a" r" w8 Y你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
# V& v. M' K, k# @0 C. n( |) f4 w13 Today I was very black son.
# b* y  b- Z, S7 A4 `今日我好黑仔。 * t$ o: d9 [& C5 d0 O
14 I am wearing grass. . j- u3 _9 Q( r
我着紧草。 ; S  y" r% a' `6 ?! v
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 8 y6 T: T; t8 C
你未够班同我讲数！ 6 S, i; i* c' k+ C
16 Two beat six. ' q0 p' \/ \7 P2 v! ]7 ?; w0 _
二打六
) z: F' t8 P8 r17 Two five son.
6 r- Q) w0 Q/ `0 D, }/ o4 v% x二五仔
* }9 }2 F) Q9 L: ]18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
& F5 N9 {* `, _2 f& l7 D琴琴青 : ~9 T) y0 }# J+ K' D3 q" r
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 5 h5 o/ ^. ?2 o6 `" e. [. G/ _
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
( ~3 _2 t( \# K' ]20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
0 [  c- {0 v, M( ~0 y- i6 o. m蠢蠢欲動 。 # B5 Y7 h3 K& k: f
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
+ W9 S6 \% ]; X3 y: u8 T人山人海 。 ' w. o+ b5 I* l* L( A1 \
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
( V, p. r7 C! T# M+ W5 ?2 G你算老幾?
: {- z# @0 }; }8 t) X23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 7 C' D" N0 z9 `$ K
你講乜鬼? 9 X( L" N2 O8 S3 L5 j- j$ Q
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
0 x  D) H% P" V4 {* l6 t9 a: a我驚你有牙！
* k" w. M1 w, X0 W25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
9 f3 g- l- f& H心花怒放。     Q' ?& |& K$ n+ a
Fish skin
9 a+ B6 L' L. k2 L鱼皮 。
6 K8 |- a# X  F& @6 ]Monster of blowing water.
$ q1 n( v2 X2 ~! C6 k9 m* }吹水怪。
) p" Y! m% c- J4 G  n% xFace green green
  u/ x% a' h/ ?: \# C. A1 I面青青。 2 v$ C3 v- y( J1 B4 _5 w
You see road carefully % s4 _0 y8 L+ I! U+ `( j- E
你小心睇路
+ K0 D/ }: a' e+ `! ]You go to street carefully
7 _" g3 V% V; _1 Q: P' r! ~1 L你出街小心D。
& l+ s; \" k. g* R( `6 B7 ADo the world 7 y/ S  K( \6 M2 I1 }8 U! t6 N! O: K
做世界 。
! W' @  t0 `) y0 g! I/ o0 l# _( mBig tea rice
6 F# r9 F# z5 x大茶饭 。
4 [' N. L; u! C+ x- k* DAmerican chinese not enough. 6 T1 \0 a& w! W- G1 Q
美中不足。
! j  I2 a6 ~  S. uKing eight egg. , b) S3 v) ^( Z& S( ~
王八蛋 5 M" o! i; p" O" t% c3 q- e% q6 f
High hand. 6 n) m( w: q1 ]( N; w# |4 [
高手 + S2 b) X# e2 q% J, ^
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Old dot. 8 Y/ f4 K! V' N' U8 M3 E& _
老点 # M* n, {1 k4 _' T- P
One old water
+ C$ l, F( }! W! S4 E4 I1 Q1 o一旧水 : y4 C* M, l! K, l
I know your mouse. / q( Z- H5 w4 n. ?- H5 D
我识你老鼠！ ( Y8 T  t1 v' x) K' ]1 P( D# y
Measure water/Pound water.
- ]' v5 D& J0 ?* e) {1 {  i磅水 / j! t; ~, Q! ^% O. D
A dragon service. " K" E1 }2 Q9 M5 K+ N' h5 V/ P5 }
一条龙服务 6 r, O; ]! U9 [/ Y: d$ s
Pump water. ) g- h: U8 Z, P
**** 4 l- V7 M7 `; f2 U! H3 F8 h
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.   O* m$ k% S! Q# A1 R
我吹鸡打你班友。
. t: @' y. `& ]$ x6 }3 iYou jump building.
. t: W% X$ U; ]' \+ J# ?; c你跳楼啦。
2 G, _* F' G( k% c$ s" {8 kYou come back home and eat banana
1 w! E! c8 R3 Y% m( J+ ~2 }8 ?7 r* o你返屋企食蕉啦 1 P0 o& i" @2 U) b9 c/ T$ F9 |
I give you a hair. % N- P5 W6 ~0 V
我俾条毛你ar!
; O2 j% Z9 l' Q! D5 K1 J3 x  t7 r; S, \* {' K" E
Collect skin
7 s7 d7 E3 F( e3 c收皮 + z5 ~$ g8 D9 ?8 ?
Collect father
/ \1 a0 Q* ~# l( j$ w/ i9 f7 l) t收爹 % w" v& {" I. ~; {( q2 i6 T
You give me collect father. ; L+ ~+ P- R7 C6 ~; ~
你同我收爹！ 5 n( c4 g* U) t, G
Laugh die me.
9 r8 Z' i. `. L. M2 s5 J笑死我。
! c% a' B% Y* _You give me stop.
' l8 M, Y: I9 t" p$ W你同我企系度。
: a3 J; a5 ]/ F' hEight woman   ^7 o; t6 x- C( `
八婆 0 s4 g$ K* z( A; ^: }0 T5 k
Eight woman,you are good!
8 A5 c, ?5 i  N: ~% X八婆，你好o野!
/ P/ T7 V3 d3 @: V7 v7 |/ PWhat the spring do you do? , x& d( Y6 R8 k" \7 U& q
你搞乜春啊?
# H8 U0 V: ?5 L% u: nA dog of eating dung 9 n. j) D7 ^+ S
食屎狗
- L- j) f' m+ }$ zA ghost of ass
( V' d. c+ B8 e& B- z屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
" B9 \0 T$ r# H  a都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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# {9 Y2 g; T9 I  e5 g6 _! V
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......* [3 y; J- f+ K8 i# A: R, z
this is not hong kong style english.....
) n7 A; @$ H( \this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
/ C2 X0 v2 z& X7 A; ii've already ban this shit...
2 m; T# p: u, \) F( }# v& N$ Hdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.