香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 8 ^8 I; O2 Z  l% v
甘多人死，唔见你死。 , R# h* d) ?% x" m, p
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
8 ?7 B" B" l, ?8 W$ f( U, F: J/ ~你教我以后点出嚟行? ) t6 o. f5 X+ i0 Z$ r) G- N+ p( v* c
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
; s5 u: a$ W+ d- S* F如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
/ Q7 d  f- V! z/ O: h( y4 "I saw a pork chop"
8 Y9 o* P) g3 f+ z我见到件猪扒啊。
$ O5 ?5 T$ A3 l/ w) h5 Are you road?
$ \- f! R. ~0 k5 J' h6 a) j4 I你系咪路啊？
$ k7 u) H. _8 Q6 What the water are you?
& n: i% b' U( S2 A/ m6 [( E你系乜水啊？ ' e: w4 r* |: y0 I+ e: w. b
7 Do you big me? $ X( `0 j+ N/ Y$ H4 m- }
你大我啊？ & I; P% M: v1 ?/ H0 Y+ h% ?) d
8 Zebra chops people.
5 ^) r* c. u, ~1 A班马劈友。 ' u7 e3 O- a! Q- g* ]: `) {9 S
9 The king of the cutting girl.
$ d8 _# ^: l0 n& H界女王。
9 W! L" u" C; x10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
7 b7 W3 a7 c" T; p, ^) R7 Y批我个头俾你当凳坐。 % I% X- X3 j" r  n# L' I
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
" x1 X: L% M* V& b7 a' V你当我无到？
0 t0 g0 o" P8 S+ M4 X# Z) d  A12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
9 j  _5 M1 E" A你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ . ^' W1 S" D& L3 p8 i
13 Today I was very black son.
' A5 a+ z6 y- L) e今日我好黑仔。
2 \& R$ C) ^" ~' d6 E, e: d' K14 I am wearing grass. # e' X, a# L/ O( x3 l) A* v
我着紧草。
( l! H# b  J9 ]9 C" v# e15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
1 P9 j* |# @2 x你未够班同我讲数！ # r2 h' K9 U/ T3 ?5 g9 Q- h
16 Two beat six. ! t* G) c( t3 E2 w1 d
二打六
! Q8 ]0 {0 V/ R5 ~1 D3 V' e; i17 Two five son.
0 F- Q4 G- Q+ g7 G二五仔 0 S4 b3 h, V6 b3 A6 v% p  k+ e
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 % R1 q0 @7 `) ~) w5 A5 Q; G3 |* H
琴琴青 & I$ Q8 ^% V1 {5 W
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ) W: p" V9 c3 L  {+ K& i
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
: c+ m) R; u$ Q$ p20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
2 H5 e0 E  x! U* \. B蠢蠢欲動 。 6 O- d# K9 e8 w  s  @
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
4 r- S" S7 p) U/ v人山人海 。 " n( s4 k" d1 g/ H/ k7 F
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ) ]7 r, Y3 a' I, m! h2 O$ K
你算老幾?
# H" m8 T' J4 T) Y" k23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 & \5 \) @6 H: A' C" Q
你講乜鬼?
4 D0 f: }6 Z9 ^/ r24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
( y; M  i7 `- Z) ~我驚你有牙！ * b  x+ R* v. \% R' W# ^$ a
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 3 f0 R* u) q. m# p: S1 ?! W
心花怒放。   5 l" V# J% Y+ {8 L: @( [1 S
Fish skin
& |  W' L% `* b6 O, }5 A+ u: w鱼皮 。
% h2 ~* b' f  Q" MMonster of blowing water. 6 S6 Z7 u  l5 ]5 r
吹水怪。
7 h3 d, Q# c9 T8 {$ y4 VFace green green ( I% r# _- N9 y1 O2 l
面青青。 ; N+ Y- A" y% w  Z( r, n
You see road carefully ' d& Y$ S: V9 q$ f2 e
你小心睇路 " q8 F) H# ~* I5 z0 j
You go to street carefully
" i1 Z# C% p+ {% I7 J0 T9 }/ T, H你出街小心D。
  q; C$ f) N8 _8 |$ C2 lDo the world 8 M* B3 Z) g6 k5 I9 ]
做世界 。 + |9 q: C1 f5 \
Big tea rice ! q( O% H: L! `- k. Q# g+ _; L) h
大茶饭 。 0 x$ A8 {, C5 C3 `+ h: I& f
American chinese not enough. ; x7 x# }) |# T) O( j& h: S( J
美中不足。   q& ~6 x) v) k. u9 O5 q
King eight egg.
2 E4 e4 [% U2 \% l% ~王八蛋
6 ?/ c9 s8 S9 I/ _High hand. # E; G# F  Q. ?# L+ \6 G
高手 4 K! t2 w; t  t5 U# @

7 f* J1 q* e/ ?) BOld dot. 3 G( x" R; @* D$ B! o
老点 * U1 M3 @$ j7 H: R
One old water
8 q7 Z+ L2 i: x: a6 M. d$ l  X一旧水 : Q0 z4 N9 s9 e5 X& r2 @! G
I know your mouse.
. [% f5 N2 o( e) E! z. p: B# }我识你老鼠！
2 ]+ M! s" `: o, ]# e  v0 M/ wMeasure water/Pound water.
, J# m* n# p. d' ?  r! }* W磅水
  T( D7 ^" q- J* ?4 H7 g' ^A dragon service. # B$ R# p  q5 q
一条龙服务
" N. V4 k4 U2 A% z# D# r3 ?Pump water. & w1 y( Y# Q' j
****
! O3 ?# X% B( }" _7 _I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
' K1 \8 j8 L! ^# l我吹鸡打你班友。
6 Q: f8 x4 _6 c8 GYou jump building.
1 I+ v) I  o# O你跳楼啦。 0 `. D! @. K, t! b- g" z
You come back home and eat banana
6 D  t( D$ @6 A! y( y你返屋企食蕉啦
  W8 W# v" j$ F6 i! xI give you a hair.
( Z2 d  Y$ E" }, h8 g5 M我俾条毛你ar!
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$ l# @- O; P% Z- mCollect skin 0 C# S. @) {$ A6 B& \
收皮
, F+ d3 s, p7 Y' C. \$ NCollect father ! c5 P6 u. q; c1 [5 W( P; m5 A
收爹
! ]( \! D, {8 |" E; H6 Z! A+ x0 ZYou give me collect father. + F  [- b# ]+ V' [4 j3 k7 |
你同我收爹！
' p; x$ r7 n. G6 k; G# fLaugh die me. 2 K( R# A' K, Z1 e  F! ]
笑死我。 - t; v2 {! f! f! z! \: y4 b" L1 o
You give me stop.
3 B, r/ e! s$ z/ L' d7 P你同我企系度。 5 m9 c$ q% w; Z+ T2 ?" I+ V
Eight woman
+ u% {- f( p+ ~八婆
" d2 }4 p( o$ x/ T. a  @7 \5 zEight woman,you are good!
  F3 R; M( |- y+ e八婆，你好o野! + a- U' u3 G$ J( o9 B+ \' i: r
What the spring do you do?
# D5 ]- x2 E9 t$ l$ ^3 }你搞乜春啊? ( j% X, {. P8 q: r' X3 [% a! @
A dog of eating dung + [) \% O' f- \8 {3 P' I
食屎狗 % _% M* G$ O5 \# {3 S* G
A ghost of ass ! }9 P" L: g' Q8 l  }
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....8 S' ]: ]( }8 o% H
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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, n* k# R' u/ k3 O/ T+ ^1 ptotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......, y/ |: b# J- k0 i( T
this is not hong kong style english.....
  [% Y, r2 u9 ?. Sthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
/ |% e: b  c8 y) o7 b4 ?* ~i've already ban this shit...
$ m9 y/ Z! n$ [' e! I5 n, R1 Ndon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.