香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
, B+ ]: e0 g! ^2 g1 ^* v甘多人死，唔见你死。 5 v% l% q# c  g2 p, {( T0 g
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
4 z/ ~' s9 g5 M+ H5 P' V- g# C; ]你教我以后点出嚟行?
) s* Q! L) Z$ K/ ~3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
+ |4 v" l, f' V& ]如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ' \0 q5 C/ g5 g* @5 x0 w
4 "I saw a pork chop" : A7 b% I: r! m; t3 k  b: X
我见到件猪扒啊。 % D1 _3 l* R) a* d
5 Are you road? 7 `% y( M) M; T& Y0 U
你系咪路啊？ ( _2 E$ P. z+ F0 q" M- U
6 What the water are you?
4 C2 m* [1 o% q( K1 W/ W/ T你系乜水啊？ - s# E, ]  k2 d8 _
7 Do you big me?
" p6 U( }1 v. m. x' j1 v  M, q- X你大我啊？ + S, K' ^& T" O- }# o' r7 n
8 Zebra chops people. & g& x+ @/ _- B4 ~6 \) X1 k
班马劈友。
8 h; X# i9 h9 f# n# _! i* i9 The king of the cutting girl.
+ U+ m! q# `) J1 b& F' S1 |# @界女王。
$ V9 I- q$ X2 i. [( ?# Y5 i10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
- c% @) J' Y" l( A$ Q. z$ Z3 l( G# N批我个头俾你当凳坐。
8 [5 u2 q4 h8 F, R* z' Y7 e6 y11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
) ?9 w5 ?4 t# V; A* t你当我无到？
3 i5 v8 M& y, M; y12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. & ]2 S. S+ _/ U& W. [
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
% N" i( f/ ?8 W9 ]8 h3 J13 Today I was very black son.
' @) p' P  i. e1 U) ^今日我好黑仔。   X9 ~  S8 w! Z6 U2 a. C- _
14 I am wearing grass.
- Q. ~3 m9 w' M* a% M我着紧草。 , V) C. o, C( C$ Y: J; m
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
" ^4 W% z$ l* o# s( o; c你未够班同我讲数！ ; D2 @& ]2 ?3 t
16 Two beat six.
- x0 T4 y/ s$ A5 i  \! ~二打六 & G, X  E3 {& Q- z5 Z  _/ |/ z
17 Two five son. 1 v' Z0 V& t# n, Z! A4 t1 T% k2 h! }
二五仔
, E3 z) q" W' G1 B18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
9 Q8 f, H- E! [* w) o! C琴琴青 , l  g5 s& ?: ^2 ~0 c/ t
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
* P& ]/ G% p& X我俾D顏色你睇睇！
, j" z: F5 ^6 c. c20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 4 t6 T# v- f9 Y+ f! z# s+ H
蠢蠢欲動 。 , {  w  `' j  m
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 ' ^5 y7 s- T7 K  l+ d, `, m( h
人山人海 。 $ _  u5 A0 a! H3 o
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 7 F0 |% D& M# Z
你算老幾?
, q7 Y2 L9 H1 X7 n23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
7 L* s# Y9 f; {6 F你講乜鬼? 4 P  e( A+ q. I9 X& X8 e, G& P
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
7 s6 U% |3 g1 W. X- J# i我驚你有牙！ 4 g, N/ s1 E" n* @
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
: g' f& @" o$ m. ]+ c- r  t心花怒放。   + h1 Y4 H3 z# t6 l) p. q$ m+ j
Fish skin 6 C, c/ [3 o$ g
鱼皮 。 ! V7 R, ?' Y" y$ L; {- W5 o; O& X3 W
Monster of blowing water. : S2 U0 ~) J% n+ i/ d, }* l. @
吹水怪。
4 @; b( a) E; hFace green green ' R# S+ J2 J7 L  F. |
面青青。 : u) ]- _- S+ T& p: [( Q
You see road carefully
: H7 b& ?% c& `$ U你小心睇路 ! c' J! j! ?1 [8 q
You go to street carefully * n; h+ L# D9 k" c. N, R& D
你出街小心D。
; H( r/ ~! S' G$ ^* y" |! HDo the world 3 Z2 {6 F( E0 k- J: k5 ^! T: g
做世界 。
8 `' I4 U' n, H2 \. @Big tea rice * X2 O, x1 X+ L& W
大茶饭 。 " B( ^/ ]4 `9 B
American chinese not enough. ! Y% g5 Y! |  w- C
美中不足。
" B! T: F0 Q& A# ~; U0 Z" KKing eight egg. * G& x& @) ~- q
王八蛋
5 _& i! M1 ~2 \1 ~# H" s/ r2 M8 dHigh hand.
% s, w$ V& n6 c7 f4 d) O0 T高手
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: l0 W' a3 X. p- \) m& n/ v+ ^Old dot.
4 M* O7 J% f& H7 a老点 4 u  r' v+ ~1 P# E
One old water
& t# o& x0 C; M* m一旧水 ' a5 o+ O$ H1 F6 R5 F
I know your mouse.
7 g4 K  P. n, E1 I; C" J% D0 H7 J我识你老鼠！ 6 ~- n+ ?1 T' n! e2 n
Measure water/Pound water. # J: i  k8 i8 l. B2 s* n1 p& R
磅水
1 `: i$ m2 p  S, n* D- Q/ BA dragon service. # s4 A" g% f1 n2 q. i" P. z- `
一条龙服务 ' n/ Y' [9 P2 G4 I# `
Pump water.
/ y+ o# F0 p8 T+ J****
2 ?0 W9 @* I% @# d2 d9 R* z+ a' ~I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ) Q9 r# W3 |  b1 h  w: X
我吹鸡打你班友。
( y, P+ H# Q: g  i2 ]You jump building. & t$ Z" Q% m, F! J
你跳楼啦。
8 M1 I( L9 Y3 nYou come back home and eat banana ! F8 O( }* I% S5 x. A
你返屋企食蕉啦
$ I! Y8 a$ |7 w! C: k3 Z& h! Y. x" kI give you a hair.
: q4 d" u" p. V+ F9 i我俾条毛你ar!
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& k% G; [; u( ]% FCollect skin 8 d# w' G, |1 e+ L/ u+ |
收皮 ) g# B/ R* h0 y! X$ M6 N% G* w
Collect father " L8 Q) Q. `# G3 |6 E6 z
收爹
" A1 d# d; [+ OYou give me collect father.
# `" N& z# t' k你同我收爹！
+ Y% T8 C0 M9 Z$ h4 n7 _& s# `8 oLaugh die me.
# D; R- R+ q1 r. T: N+ T笑死我。 9 E% M! S$ p3 g) q* Q* g0 J
You give me stop. 1 G8 q5 P$ d) W$ Y) \, B% A: F
你同我企系度。
# a; i' v5 Z/ p  m- ~Eight woman
0 m# h: w; D" L' C9 X3 V八婆
( U$ |  d: `  B8 b$ k* X; ]Eight woman,you are good!
# e7 X& S+ ^8 G4 N: L八婆，你好o野! 3 L: p: r& {3 _4 A8 G1 Z5 G6 B
What the spring do you do?
* f& I) w2 L# L9 v7 H$ j; f; R你搞乜春啊? 6 U5 Y! w+ Y# W
A dog of eating dung 5 K) e! ^' V  x* U' B
食屎狗
2 ~6 `! o9 X4 [. ~A ghost of ass % G" P( ?+ X: ^; G
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....! j  e# S- Q0 W& [/ w0 |) t
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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, P6 J5 W8 z8 r* N+ a0 htotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
4 f+ C; j7 D7 \9 g$ o( b( uthis is not hong kong style english.....1 I5 k7 G7 @- W' l8 Q' G0 }
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
+ ~' w+ U. \) U! v. }/ ]$ U  hi've already ban this shit...
3 n; j6 N# s* t8 hdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.