香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
& B1 d- d. F. U+ P0 i+ w$ p) r3 ~, F) s甘多人死，唔见你死。
6 |! P$ _7 w6 u# X. L4 G( U2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 3 C5 s/ o3 I$ e) f
你教我以后点出嚟行?
4 t! r& Y: T1 S6 Y( f& B# v3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 4 ~8 r! o+ Z: E* C3 x3 S$ a1 ^8 `
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 , [1 U$ Y, \" q
4 "I saw a pork chop"
  s+ T8 ]0 _% J; k' }' B我见到件猪扒啊。 ) w1 y$ Z* i& p  u7 d1 l! v
5 Are you road?
6 W/ n& h6 w0 B( I4 M你系咪路啊？
  h( r+ K) N4 X' K6 What the water are you?
7 C6 n8 R0 j3 ^. |1 Z- Q3 H你系乜水啊？
  v/ j; \1 s" d! y+ v7 Y7 Do you big me? ; A- l  @4 p3 s9 z- i, w7 e
你大我啊？
! z" E  U( W+ U7 Q' ~1 o) N9 v8 Zebra chops people.
' W2 H4 x1 c" \2 r6 |& E. W  `班马劈友。
% t7 V, E, |4 w. R. Y- E- s9 The king of the cutting girl.
0 a% G  K& W6 G% D( ^4 a7 i界女王。
; m  Z: A* h! ^' D3 e0 g  P10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. % a, M4 o) h$ ?" v" L
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
1 \' x- f# t  v( o( s11 Do you think me didn't arrive? : Q! W4 Q, q$ a5 E7 t
你当我无到？
9 O. a. {1 D. u+ ?12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
4 d/ s& h; C( Z7 ^8 F你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
! B0 {. y4 Y5 G( S  G13 Today I was very black son.
. l, l3 S  Q$ `, a% Y( t4 V今日我好黑仔。 5 q' Z' c# E: T9 A; O
14 I am wearing grass.
0 d& K3 T" F0 \, q" W我着紧草。
8 B/ V6 b* [) b8 W& @; t$ }15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 4 ?. \; y% ~2 q: f
你未够班同我讲数！ ) @% B! g& ]6 W. k  Q3 D/ w5 V
16 Two beat six. 7 y- [3 K% j* N# M# N
二打六
5 z" u- c# P6 |" q; W6 ]; S$ x17 Two five son. 7 b' w, F3 [4 g
二五仔 ( K. j1 h, x% L" i4 |( h
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 . i! |) v% k* Q: M' h( [
琴琴青 & L, i5 c+ Z4 _
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 1 z- [  {6 B) s; Q) p
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ & O& `; _) h7 O3 o; q% V9 h) R) B
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 " P( ]5 Z3 ^& T  s' C$ J! f8 g
蠢蠢欲動 。
7 i* Y! z& n; O, P! e+ N& c* l7 V21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
3 [( v6 k5 s6 T$ ]人山人海 。
% a" T# b, g& g+ @2 c22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
) s7 r8 a$ C' Q" V你算老幾? 0 ]5 u& {) \9 i, \
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
4 H- K8 J7 {& d2 W/ {7 H' K6 Q/ a你講乜鬼?   _. R- y" a% F) l1 R& M7 l* g
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ; i4 l4 d$ c& m
我驚你有牙！ ! Z5 v7 z8 \. J: m
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 9 E$ K' M- y$ F( M$ o7 Q
心花怒放。   ! D* I( a+ ?" \" h
Fish skin
( D4 B! w; \2 L7 D鱼皮 。 1 s6 {7 r7 _% W, }! E% M
Monster of blowing water.
/ q# y' e( {2 H: Q吹水怪。 + F. C4 q5 h* z5 N3 i
Face green green
. S3 x& i1 e; `  Q4 S/ S面青青。
- w4 b# c7 }1 q( h! nYou see road carefully   w1 @5 q2 v6 ?% V% q
你小心睇路
6 t- m$ q2 v+ v# x/ S0 B4 aYou go to street carefully 0 K" C" D1 o# H8 V: L& l* b
你出街小心D。 " \* w: E, s& V
Do the world
! r8 K2 o2 v" w+ }, ~做世界 。
5 a1 [6 \: a& `Big tea rice
( _# h! I; L8 v大茶饭 。 * `9 P; e8 x. K& `. }
American chinese not enough. ) Z1 w6 h# E' v* H; h3 F
美中不足。
( B; G' g- |4 P5 o8 rKing eight egg. 9 J% k; X5 x6 Y( I0 E! m" i/ |' y
王八蛋
0 ], Z; I( j+ V) B" ~1 ^) _. EHigh hand. * J) S( p- k+ ]
高手
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Old dot.
9 S, }+ F' R( q) K* y; U6 ]7 i老点
7 M# h4 V5 Q/ R* rOne old water , f& V2 o3 \" W; {! a
一旧水 , x8 c2 c, |' z1 \6 ^& @
I know your mouse. . i( _  a+ ?% ^; X* e% z: i
我识你老鼠！
* l) O% [; l& y/ U. o' j5 |Measure water/Pound water.
) ^( p. q. |/ ~% ?. X; p/ t/ _7 l) R磅水 % X; p9 ?( w) x( ^
A dragon service.
3 c; P; _7 D+ |一条龙服务
2 |$ C3 e; I' _( z8 a9 F! u, cPump water. 5 x6 u/ u; b" ]( y6 `
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
9 K5 b+ q6 p' B" J  R我吹鸡打你班友。
; C" a6 s4 V% Y8 E0 l6 W& }  z# V* CYou jump building.
; D4 n7 Y+ i9 ~你跳楼啦。
9 o. b) I( Z2 aYou come back home and eat banana 2 w. V4 F- [& j1 a6 W
你返屋企食蕉啦
, \( \3 \7 A7 r, ]. \' |I give you a hair. 6 ]- u+ A0 I4 |! D+ ^- ?
我俾条毛你ar! 8 V6 Y# I6 z) d# }5 p$ R# V
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Collect skin - _9 w1 A* p7 K9 ^7 Y4 }, s
收皮
; X& _: ^2 u$ A/ s5 I' B5 t2 DCollect father
' H7 s( w- Y9 U, _$ v. S: n7 L) q' B& \收爹
3 g6 F- U* d. s6 P8 l8 Y7 Y/ ]You give me collect father.
9 ^, _& K5 w: w  o: y你同我收爹！ " H) A% X  x+ l2 h3 t/ H
Laugh die me. 2 V% ~8 f5 j! f) c, |; u* q* L/ R
笑死我。 ! Z; \' e: @  J4 E: s: L( {5 u
You give me stop. ! N1 L9 y6 w; P, y( I  r
你同我企系度。 % P' s* h/ h& M. k1 r* P" S$ V+ C
Eight woman 9 a1 x9 l7 y* t" T1 g
八婆 * Y) G3 _; @3 A9 a% Y
Eight woman,you are good!
8 \+ {/ P8 M- v# X) D  }八婆，你好o野!
' p6 W  N8 J, u+ ]' TWhat the spring do you do? 0 o$ `7 \0 U! ~& O) F. h
你搞乜春啊? % @9 h5 T# m& X5 y7 n
A dog of eating dung
6 [) `* F0 j  ]' @食屎狗
* L7 m. X, ^; R( n( J" rA ghost of ass
: ^6 j/ A, v# u: d, G; U! X2 Q8 d屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....& Q: E% V' p+ H  A9 a: _2 n/ Z0 i2 m+ G
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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, m! ]3 v# C) r1 T' f8 v* D9 Ztotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......; [- Q- B0 C% c) ~6 \
this is not hong kong style english.....2 g! O/ Z7 ?. t% K( [
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語....." c* {3 O7 p6 M. a9 D+ l# I
i've already ban this shit...( X% a( E. n7 W! X# ?9 @5 \
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.