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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  6 ?7 p- u; u/ n/ m2 l. Y
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6 w, ?2 U: n9 h+ h( v(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 : V' m5 }2 N7 w
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! . O1 A- Z! ^6 O* f3 c
' O7 n% b2 V4 F$ O4 bYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 9 D' r n$ s$ S) A* B# K/ o
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 7 ]: i9 Y1 P: K& V+ k; f
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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" q3 {) t. u- ]! [0 t4 _; k" E2 Ifall on your street.""你個"K" ( {$ i/ O. h# h# ^+ i$ s5 }
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Blow water吹水
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7 m8 j0 c2 ^5 i( x8 P K k6 h' oMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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! t! k4 C" R( ]1 c' `1 [' KBlow chicken吹雞 3 u+ Y. F" W* l8 A/ s1 H' B* E
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 4 y$ H1 X, H) p) T. Q& Z
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" : u* }% @2 [, u( N( @
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 % Y! W+ U8 q+ W& u- r
) q" E! I* g7 P) \ LYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 1 O# s0 F4 f7 F
, M" g9 O! K5 E, O. DPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 " b) O& |) @# T1 H6 T' M k
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 2 T" f3 \) U- f
* I8 e2 S6 ~# w# z' w$ GEat banana食蕉 , e# K& d5 I+ d8 U3 Q: j$ C5 t
7 [0 N' Y# d8 iYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? ! B9 y5 H3 ]1 \3 `
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What the water are you?你係乜水? . [; a# _8 I( W
0 g3 H6 O. d4 ZWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 1 R' X2 P; b2 P C, a# V. c
4 p4 U5 f) p1 Q: T( p" {1 i6 DZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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. w6 B2 o, \$ t2 z9 YDo the world做世界 。
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( ~0 r7 h U# B4 j4 \Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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. N! \' Q7 L2 m) J4 {7 a zWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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: N: F# o( p1 ]' Z3 \: h; w+ K% |Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 4 g. b1 B! V3 h2 w- _4 w
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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?# b0 T9 ]1 J! d2 D! d& I$ TCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 3 j2 d3 ~$ T+ q$ N
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? : ?/ s8 `8 m4 s, F
& I5 U$ ^* {5 m0 x% P: HLaugh die me.笑死我。 6 n) k9 W! H( J g" l( i
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 6 y, F4 ], {, U8 m7 m" `$ e
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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6 }# ]7 B7 j7 H6 Y; r6 aYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ( t, A2 x9 E# M( I
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 / l9 O( D! y1 D
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 1 W; d0 `- K3 L( K2 x3 d7 f& H0 x
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King eight egg.王八蛋 - h9 L9 S7 s8 A- x. X
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Black son黑仔 4 T# Z, r2 i" w3 b! I, g; q$ W
. P0 _( l5 A C2 M" @# p5 s# aToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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& C# g j# D6 G' h# X- J2 v; eI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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" p+ Q5 G* R3 w5 o W. a5 G! kGood mother.好娘 $ h: B' N# E+ n! `
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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% @! G0 k1 F4 y5 EOne old water 一舊水 ' D8 ^9 R$ k- h) {
! Y8 s9 N- \2 ~, I- U2 KWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? : K M: `. Q5 f: L" _$ E" c
. [. q6 ~# Z* R* l+ {0 U# fA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 % V; o( W5 i! w( o+ R
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 4 |, Y: l( q7 J' ?# P, y
& M/ T% L# I$ w' u. m3 KMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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$ y" J* D8 y' RA dragon service.一條龍服務
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; U2 V1 B% P$ W& F" W. ~/ QHold hold water.楂楂水 3 I1 v6 D) f5 @( o, p9 W3 B3 C' L# ]
5 l( f6 Z- T: }& `6 K y3 B! n9 m$ QPump water.抽水
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8 F }/ q) r7 w* y+ O y7 G. ETwo hit six.二打六 # Z/ y% l9 W- K, l/ Z
" N h M9 A" R! cTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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