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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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(轉)港式英語 3 |4 i9 d; j+ }6 M$ Y: z4 O
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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, Z3 m' E( d- @/ ^6 Q7 v) LPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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2 ?$ a3 B' D2 S' p. _: wI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 5 D2 B9 p4 b' \ I
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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- l4 \$ T# a2 a$ _0 EI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ) ^+ ? R$ E/ D
' A% H L; T/ f! V* rIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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& ^+ p0 L5 j' ^7 t' F L+ DFish skin~魚皮 。 7 K0 I2 n# z4 N1 e( b: j
0 r9 i: u: U9 M9 ~0 ^7 y4 gFall on a street@@ 。
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7 s4 \, N. e8 D! V+ q2 s& \fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水( b8 x' r4 b3 C0 A
- ], S$ n3 Y" P1 d, lMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 9 [4 M% g( [& _6 ^# s: C
- L0 F. U% p& p1 _/ A( u" G& oBlow chicken吹雞
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3 j" ]+ M/ j; r: V5 ]I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
7 J" q& E e6 o2 ]0 k$ r) q$ l, U我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 7 d; L5 K# P' n! W. B- Y, P
, l; U# e9 ?6 y"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
& X: r0 l+ A! K點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 3 z+ I% X2 L' ^: A$ ~$ V+ e M2 K1 n
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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( r& i% n' @+ k! x' j, A/ a0 pYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 9 Z2 p4 u3 a* Q. ?( n7 d
8 E* w7 ^8 X0 sYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 + Y& N! y" S" p; K
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 8 f- A2 B! X1 f
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 9 }2 V7 S8 ]9 o$ {% }
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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3 a0 y6 Q4 F% u0 t9 aWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 5 ~" W& ~# ^: c# F* n
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? , d4 ^4 A5 t3 u1 T; v% \
4 `; S9 S* i( z! N# k; ADo you big me?你大我呀? ) g9 o' T6 X9 J
) J+ Y, n8 B: N7 J# ~ I# KZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 8 c7 t3 _! |' m! l. K+ u R
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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& Y% }' ?0 V/ l2 ^What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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: _- r; C m2 O7 v6 QCut girl 界女 ; S% p8 R/ p1 w; a2 E7 }
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 $ j& S2 [' u3 O
2 U9 V! ^9 r hCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! + A) p4 A1 B! `) e' t( m
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 8 Y4 }: I- k( _ C4 s" n7 n/ k t
" h4 \2 ?+ i, B* d J, iYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 n+ E* U/ O I- N; n
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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& F. d0 X5 [9 e `# e! h% Q [Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
6 V) g x: Z- Q0 j- S你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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- h4 q, P: S. HEight woman八婆 $ q3 ^4 r! H* T: o! D) v
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 2 u7 w/ @& g, a9 A/ C2 |
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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/ q, r; {" l& _' CBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 8 Q( Y! g6 x4 s8 ~) p7 R, C
- F7 z" O! N) `Wear grass著草
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: c S' Z5 Q. ]I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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* C' l- r% a% K% T1 C) _$ kI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 ]7 Z) r d- h5 K5 E* T
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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4 a) w! G0 W3 q. K5 M( L8 F6 CTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 8 g& b1 Z. H9 J1 @$ K! v
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ; j; Y# |2 j4 D7 z2 v# s/ U
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One old water 一舊水 4 d l- L% W1 y" G, X8 }3 D' m; p
2 n' c: |: k' h7 K) JWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? : p1 t; _- E) c
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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, n1 I! ?# g8 ?. _A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 / v6 N* N( S2 ^; A6 L0 u/ V
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 , |( c7 k: \4 j
& O9 z) Y* f1 b) A* j: b e8 j. U tA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 $ U4 l4 B" S7 L" E9 }2 D
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