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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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% [8 A0 s1 v/ }. @5 n6 F. x（轉）港式英語 9 _! q' s) K7 u* _+ ?! D& Y+ [
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 + @' y z3 O# e l$ h( c9 o
* |' { w0 k( ]" d1 S# Z& |9 C8 HPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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" t, U% ]; q% c* m7 K/ m9 h4 s' xI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ " e w) v9 [& _" ~
' A' {4 F9 M/ b, W6 W2 rYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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5 v9 U: T/ F3 ]I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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9 e" b L# U; A2 lFish skin~魚皮 。
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4 D* o' g6 Z$ yfall on your street.""你個"K"
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; T6 o8 @" N/ U( ?4 [3 C0 J! iBlow water吹水
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- J# I8 S( N E+ JMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 % s! p; c1 o+ A" _* s& @8 ^
& Q* U; k5 e' T7 r* bBlow chicken吹雞
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, R( X2 t7 G: K) C* X' E3 pI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ( B( ~1 l6 Y* ]$ A1 v
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 # e. h, m1 ~* _: z* K3 L
8 L' R* Y! h% A* VFace green green臉青青 。 ) f% v. T' f! j# ^9 M/ F8 L
. a) V& _! u- S! G9 u"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" & z$ }- s' _& \
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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: y' g$ Z1 l9 M+ F' ^; R( [4 A, _You see road carefully你小心睇路。 1 H' o* }) I' p/ ^- g
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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) L& A+ n9 b# h' IYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 & s7 w" X; g7 b+ l. A
$ S4 h, L5 _& g9 g! @" J; ZPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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. W/ w9 ^4 c2 C% n# k8 oYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 1 M3 P% r$ B9 L+ r1 p1 W' A# \
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 9 i. x6 w1 s+ X4 z }- z
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? : [3 u; a, y9 X+ ?) b+ B
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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8 N- i: n9 p. r P3 y& GZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ( [9 t- ]- p2 D; }
, B. `# a6 |& K7 _Do the world做世界 。
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; u# I7 S% v( P+ L* o1 r7 d1 YBig tea rice大茶飯 。 . Y/ v2 Y- L k4 w0 H8 ?5 W; X- M
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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: d. H" Z W* ]% E2 n8 d J7 N, c) r+ vCut girl 界女
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: F. I: o6 ^! \- W7 WThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 9 S2 j$ p6 I* n' D' B3 F9 Z9 E
5 S6 q& l$ c5 d+ ]2 ^* oCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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4 m5 O+ y# Z/ ?, M3 kI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ ; A! _# a" a+ D( ?. P( f, ]. s
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Collect father收爹 ! C& q+ c, l. ~$ [
S9 H! ?( S# I& u& d# rYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? & I! n( a3 F9 f0 ?
, K' I% T9 c! M" A1 |Laugh die me.笑死我。 5 L; j/ y4 t9 i2 s* I, H
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 9 Q$ H" ^' f6 P% c- J/ B" _% E$ C
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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2 _# k& A2 e* I/ W8 U4 QYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 2 }) [; o. X9 F6 w0 X+ M7 r1 n+ C
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆
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" q& K$ Q* K' X* X( {. @! jEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! + e$ [1 C) h# i
2 q3 R+ d5 O9 P- x1 PKing eight egg.王八蛋 1 a1 J* C3 |: e+ ^, q) P' S, h
+ y' u2 w$ G5 b7 Z* r5 bBlack son黑仔
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b) I- g0 r2 a* ^# Z6 yToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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5 \! B0 b6 E2 u) F2 p" KWear grass著草 + ?# r' J3 E4 H- h3 D( B5 Y
, P/ R8 b l' [; I( ]& EI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 7 S$ i8 a# D) u6 P5 ?
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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3 C2 e. o) q0 |( L5 IGood mother.好娘
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6 E. g6 A; y# m7 ]9 q8 uYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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/ L7 n* h4 h1 HOne old water 一舊水
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6 `6 b$ ?" H7 @- w: l9 s7 qWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? : a/ q. ~. M v$ I" S5 C0 S
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 " q+ m+ h" S' H, [
# J$ w9 p& Y9 \A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ; u2 c' Y5 u! {. w% }
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 4 E( E: r5 j9 { d
0 C$ u. y3 i6 B1 PHold hold water.楂楂水 ) B: i, A9 s: N3 y4 A" {
5 F" S4 x9 m1 cPump water.抽水 ; k, e- ~3 z! z5 J$ ] N( R9 ~
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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