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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 # a' z/ x& R, |* u9 b4 b2 }+ U2 ~' f

7 @3 Q  \  v" x$ }  I' j) @$ X1 B* VI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! * p' I! f. ?! U; S

5 ^8 o0 o$ s) g  O9 T3 [# jYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 1 @4 b6 g, ^: ^7 }( H2 c
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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7 v7 g2 K* ?8 QIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 8 f6 u7 ^7 T5 w/ K) H& K7 S+ ~7 p/ M/ \
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 " g) \, D9 B+ Q# Q' `3 H# y- V

2 \" X& y/ b& G  t, R( pfall on your street.""你個"K" / _+ b$ t. ~) z) g

+ V; j6 R. v/ `: jBlow water吹水
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3 z1 Y- S7 a8 n' I  ^: eMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 6 A- t4 u  e4 F7 u0 p

4 Y) P3 \1 Z) A5 C7 pBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ' D/ S( j6 B2 r: O! N( q
我吹雞打你班友 。 2 ~/ p  J" A. l5 V4 o

/ M7 Q" p% i0 a- W1 qStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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- L5 D2 J$ D# CFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" . q) [. C3 Q: Y$ k+ {- Y
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ; l+ n# ~3 F4 h; I$ I+ R
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 $ _1 ^. a& b8 B& a, R  ]

8 D9 Z/ G! J% _* ?0 X' o4 gPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 . d; Z, U) _; f

4 H1 |3 a: m: S! k8 O' XAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? " r% ^5 k2 f& Y0 Y, \
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 4 S! }4 J1 W/ S: E! o& c
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 9 F% k* a, z1 ]: t

, u3 {* F+ n* d3 q8 vDo the world做世界 。 - G; E0 }- @! c  O& \) M5 h- d& W2 ^6 r

" I2 l$ X- W% vBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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& W4 v% q! t5 z9 U" Z7 J$ T1 kWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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( x6 x$ |+ q6 GCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 6 k6 A8 x5 g; p( d" s! D

9 t5 R7 h0 D  hI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 4 F5 Z8 a5 m& L$ l+ E

# X" l# P* _4 n: \  Q; c7 w& gCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。   P' Y2 N+ m% _

3 _. H/ R3 [3 v5 _* U& RYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ; h# A: m' A9 I5 i9 y* A
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 7 j4 Q1 o- L' i6 N5 ]

7 ?# _' Y4 B" d% `- O5 J  {. m) o9 \Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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: ^3 t4 M/ [8 h8 z& \King eight egg.王八蛋 ( B1 b& ~6 ?/ X

5 r1 X) B0 y. `9 F3 Z- p& F" \Black son黑仔 - S- e) d$ j6 Q' a, P% ^
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草
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& J4 G. n$ ]7 rI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ; _; s/ I- a2 `; b- H4 R1 r

5 @: S- `5 T' y1 E* dI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ) K3 D1 v% h- ]0 A

3 P8 p5 w% Z( N5 |High hand.高手   M% A# C6 s9 T% h9 R- {! z
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 # f4 o5 r1 c% S3 [& Y) f

+ S. c6 {/ `) N4 `2 DTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 0 m4 p, U+ Z5 M# P9 K$ r. ^' f3 U
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Good mother.好娘
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$ ?$ u9 h9 e% ^; t. q- ]You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! # h9 K3 d! I% }  o

- Y' ?6 v% Y) G6 \3 ^Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? / c' l' u. T" k& d) O4 x! u
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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1 n  @: C$ S/ O8 hA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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" D& }; U3 _1 M# ZMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 & R2 Z5 W* }/ Q, H

' f/ C7 n  J0 p( p+ `% XA dragon service.一條龍服務 ! J- _  Q8 g$ q

3 f5 u3 t, S& I( bHold hold water.楂楂水 % m* L' Y  G! [$ K9 Y- @

3 o# {# C5 Q- d% Q. \Pump water.抽水 8 q- D" w6 P  t& C' C+ E
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Two hit six.二打六 * z2 x* I# J7 G/ m2 N

  u3 w& R; a0 C+ o( o4 d4 HTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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4 ^" f4 A) |7 Ayou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
6 {/ {9 P: v) k. wI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:2 u6 G& a2 e# ?, D& H2 E
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳1 }$ T8 U/ {0 ~4 E
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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2 `3 \. t9 |) Zgood rope 好索
有d以前睇過
7 b; n: V/ X5 {: |; \最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !   q' \0 f7 Z& {2 U( \- i' T' u
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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