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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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: k; [+ D$ c$ M2 dPiano piano green 琴琴青 ! [0 a. Z& S. E N5 l' N) s( l
4 a8 {& i, g" q7 X- J; G6 YPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 R+ l5 o: i& B6 z3 B) q
! a7 J" W: H" T& OI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 7 w8 _/ R9 N6 P* B. D3 ?# |- L
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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9 ~6 M! S$ ]4 U6 zI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ; [( ~: C1 c: X/ e* b
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! ! h q8 h+ ?+ V& F3 x; z
# l: K# k3 m& a9 {' r# ]) o, UFish skin~魚皮 。
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8 k% ]- \' R' Q/ I4 n* T0 M+ b6 wFall on a street@@ 。
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! M* f' u- h2 p' X/ W kfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水3 C4 s8 S0 a5 |4 u8 K
# e6 ?. c' V6 S% ?- \3 J7 N8 aMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 3 a+ n7 Q% J/ r/ M: ^
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
/ i4 r/ H$ z' `2 e7 S8 U我吹雞打你班友 。
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! P2 w8 v4 T# l7 Q* h7 LStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 $ u/ N( O3 E4 `; Q: Q4 X7 `5 S
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" , T5 f' ^9 R5 W) d' c2 E
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 6 R: F$ o3 T5 H
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 7 t7 a; m: H9 X9 u' d
7 J& B! y0 m0 {You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 1 |5 j( L4 G7 D2 _
/ l$ }4 Q# g" R! g3 ^! rYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 . _- J% j. L1 V5 |! m$ c' i
& x9 Y) b: M. v' rPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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" y% q& P( w6 S+ b; c$ gAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 ' j& S. U( X" q( k
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 - [9 ~" F9 E, a
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? ) F4 Y4 Q V+ ], l. Y0 p1 s
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 0 U& s2 r7 m/ j& O& |
* A4 {% K3 L; [/ r4 S0 IZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 8 M0 g& l8 Y1 Q
2 |2 [. [, R- t/ E1 q& }& wDo the world做世界 。
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* C1 O& `7 A+ ? m- C; l' tBig tea rice大茶飯 。 6 [9 ]% D% ^( `) g
9 \5 v- }5 ~; d8 K2 f3 ^What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 8 h5 q( F$ g- i2 u; l, f; X% T W
6 Y: U9 `) Q9 p( O1 I) z: @1 F9 F5 BCut girl 界女 8 l5 H2 Q. I/ m( m, D* D4 h0 L
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 % @+ P" L: C6 U% _* h+ v
1 S& t# H0 U+ K& PCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! ! s5 k! N% k# |
* G E$ J' Y. T. h& v5 SI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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+ j$ s5 R; ~0 U4 a( G v) LCollect father收爹 ; U3 m/ A. V- F/ p
- C$ r6 t# g. l, @1 b: P) M2 J( CYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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* g( B. {2 Z* S A$ |6 ~Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? " K! \9 ^# E9 {
! }( f8 A) ?, L" j4 D$ @Laugh die me.笑死我。 6 Z+ t+ x% c# J9 L
" x5 E0 L; C6 N) B& `# aYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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4 H; t' D6 c# L5 tAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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" {4 O2 F: _; @1 ^% z4 a5 {Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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( N3 n {" y1 d5 G7 D# FYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. / |% R# h& o5 Q( E
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 2 E* u$ H, m- K7 @2 ?$ l8 `& ]& h
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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% a: I' T# E/ ~1 H: j3 ]+ FKing eight egg.王八蛋 6 \5 C, r" K0 r! J3 o: b t% O5 w
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Black son黑仔
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/ m; N# n$ Q+ P3 jToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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8 f. x' M6 G/ v1 w. M( m: G eWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 s. a8 P4 k8 A4 { v
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ' U6 |6 Q _/ T' l* r) D# R& I
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High hand.高手 L9 k3 n9 p% T1 W& a3 O9 r, k& Q
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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2 P6 t( E+ }; Q, e% a7 h( g- oTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 5 Y' [! i( Y. G, k* M* e7 L8 z
4 n# h A1 } q8 K7 l' kGood mother.好娘 ! B# U3 B3 q0 e* r% x' q
! u( U1 K" ]0 H8 r) a/ ZYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 4 H0 _/ X0 m( S) ?' {. |
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 " m4 C. z2 ~8 F5 |/ @) }
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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' L# R5 R4 x" H1 u5 m$ HA dragon service.一條龍服務
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+ x) ?# t! u' h0 ]1 K" W1 @. Q3 }Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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g6 [* V: z# t2 qTwo hit six.二打六 6 y P$ I4 h- \6 {8 R: c* y
) u& {4 m( d7 H& p7 n" `2 dTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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