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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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3 ]$ w$ ^- [5 g* x6 S(轉)港式英語 * _7 O0 Y5 }) c1 H; e& |: F/ Q
, [* V# u0 D5 D' R4 v0 W/ g, SPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ( D4 C- G, ]1 _5 v4 Y
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 6 r1 o0 p# C1 k9 d* J; _
* ^) v: H" _# C( C5 s& \I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 2 l+ O/ `8 ~( a: w
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! * l9 B* _1 x1 ~! i+ k. B$ M
0 a( A% n% {' [. H; IFish skin~魚皮 。 r$ t" e5 s$ u
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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t. t9 I& e) r* E7 z' _- xBlow water吹水" Z! a0 z. U/ S
* |$ L" G$ O" q+ P- B1 \Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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$ h. Q8 L, j6 |* A! qBlow chicken吹雞 ' \( @4 b0 A* a! K' M
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 3 G u% ^7 l7 b" Q. a2 U1 ]8 ?7 g
我吹雞打你班友 。 3 A }' f+ G0 q: L0 J- D6 |
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 " ~" f* z; r4 G* F
! p& _5 { A2 F4 P8 w# |Face green green臉青青 。 1 d8 x( B# k0 @$ h
8 H5 G: Y1 @. ~# R"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" $ m/ w% r( h, T3 l$ |$ ]: q
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 : k( z# q( ?5 |1 C* Q
$ R/ v; j; @9 Q" }- s4 ?4 OYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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+ b) K b2 a4 R. y3 D' t) dPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 . l0 O; {& C) r$ ?
( U8 N6 E! r5 ~+ d! P( b) GAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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3 W2 u' ~; Y/ M) |& P8 j- zEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ! s+ h+ `9 A; q+ E# N' e; o8 s1 h8 E
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 9 ~3 U" ]% U: [6 T' {. ]
+ K% h0 W y- DDo you big me?你大我呀? 4 A/ X, |# J! T4 P3 |+ Z
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 # K0 V; v! @, o6 e6 m( ~& p3 @/ H
# x: ?9 l* u8 I% G# c3 ?" ~Do the world做世界 。
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; x; s O, w3 N* l5 p8 wBig tea rice大茶飯 。 x1 X3 Q: Q0 W7 |6 w) s$ i
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 4 G% C X; [6 C6 Q* I/ f$ j, E
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! ' R- n* c+ y! H9 x+ U$ L
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ! x# k2 y# m) G) z/ ]( w
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Collect father收爹 - i8 y& H! _3 F' Y, S% q* Q
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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# Z* S" f: i- R' V5 K2 j- D z$ }, ?Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 9 r/ `2 Y1 R1 r- ^( Q4 ]
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 1 t7 Y) w. F6 R3 q
$ `" @ w7 F- I* FAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 7 T0 D- v- Q8 r& _5 J
3 Y0 k" y G! YHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 & t' ?) f! Y* Y4 t5 z8 g) J0 y. S, X
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 5 [# I: k+ I6 \" I/ G
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! ~# l4 q$ R# x4 U9 ~
5 t) Y+ b$ Q" O* c8 `Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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# d6 t6 G& N4 r( T4 LKing eight egg.王八蛋 . E6 }: t( c; d
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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2 X9 @2 G; o! n0 [Wear grass著草 7 ]+ G" j8 p( n* H9 v8 p ^
, n/ v' V3 n: p7 E" K Y: t) L8 GI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 0 W/ t% @- y+ q# \
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ) C; \% [ R* A! D$ C0 N
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 0 W' Y% D, K6 ]& |
: ]6 x- s/ u' h9 o$ X/ {6 ]% N; MTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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3 d0 V6 @; L$ X: x3 L7 lGood mother.好娘 & ]; C0 n+ F! {" M
! M5 | Q, t( q( G& M8 F4 I; l; A% NYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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2 q7 z; p4 U- d, _! s2 M/ UOne old water 一舊水 5 E( D; D# k3 [ t, I/ @
5 B P' ~% q8 EWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? # X& d, K9 d1 y
% A* \1 H+ g7 |) wA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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2 Y6 V' n& z. Z9 C! LA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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" I6 L/ w8 Y2 \7 m0 HMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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3 ]0 N) Q& l7 JA dragon service.一條龍服務
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0 M4 ^+ k) n4 d7 o. b. KHold hold water.楂楂水 ( O9 O/ l' k5 S1 g1 w- ^ N2 u
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 ! Y3 U& d1 A& N3 s
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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