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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ ( q; F3 I4 U: m! e
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（轉）港式英語
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& B$ B* S* ^8 Z/ N6 n: DPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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, z, g' r/ o# p1 c' Z# eI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 9 P. D( s& g* n Q2 z) V- h( A! J
) i Q" ~! z' b- V: QYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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0 s" }9 i: y0 Z. M9 l+ B) H9 DI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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4 q- L2 o% S7 H9 jIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 5 `0 s Z% |) D0 f6 b
9 }- J; v5 Y" OFish skin~魚皮 。 / I3 |6 Y3 @# v# O6 _2 G$ D
& `4 u& m/ x! p& Y( b# f1 } E* EFall on a street@@ 。 ; S8 w: ^' }- O9 h
9 }- x) P8 H' L$ o# b: I# dfall on your street.""你個"K" ( _% E L6 X \, s2 y" |+ N* M
' ` ]& E k+ NBlow water吹水/ z. N. T" M- h; `+ Z
; `3 [+ a( C J `1 n, ^0 v/ g8 E4 qMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 " h1 M. v) g0 c2 V
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
5 H1 X5 U+ C; a8 e. k我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 7 B3 H0 h$ ^, U8 W
, J% J$ g7 e- W"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" * o, E8 e# g& q; T: q ~4 m) G
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 3 B( W* I$ m0 g" G( I; ~
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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5 E9 `# C$ a" g! K) n; JYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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8 n* i! \+ f/ Q, @+ IYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ' f3 u& ~0 |& a
9 n. `8 a4 ^. K& ZEat banana食蕉 ' I' u; F7 W5 M$ l( Q1 I) j8 x
0 |/ R# X- o0 K/ d4 ZYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ; [5 A, t0 g5 m6 o) F8 k
1 {) `) J. U$ j, ?, E d% K/ t* K- JHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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2 o* ~% q( l5 K y Z- fWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 9 L2 e+ P( O7 V6 l- X; ]6 \
9 g: c- ~8 {7 y8 t8 x6 Z5 sWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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# ?. p0 W) L+ E7 c/ DDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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) V# E% o4 u+ y' m- CDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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, F g) p& h/ N5 o- _What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 7 p5 y9 n: K0 x/ n# i
8 O' f3 }$ ^" j2 u2 U& X; ECut girl 界女 5 [& V8 R. v; e x: V* |
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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- i! Y* n" Q( V" Q Z4 v0 LI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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3 M9 I4 F1 ?- k6 H% L3 TCollect father收爹
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) A. K6 Q; Z' d' l$ |/ ZYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 7 P/ l/ Q/ `4 u) b+ h& W
+ A) }4 y9 I/ Y& \- H, `3 ULaugh die me.笑死我。
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5 q7 L! |1 }/ Q6 HYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 5 U& d8 r. |! F9 J
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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5 w$ C$ a" U2 V# v8 V7 rHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ( \4 e5 D% b% B# M5 p
: z6 D$ f! B! [$ J- X! E" zYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
5 }/ g0 W' |+ Y3 z! E% w3 Q/ `9 u6 g你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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5 h- M, e& @3 a: nEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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/ l' S3 I7 ~& T% [Black son黑仔 & R" g' f7 ?7 C) P
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 0 Q; ~# O$ W, D
# X9 x# ^% b3 u; b0 m2 y. ]( \Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 6 m! s& }6 x) C. s( s; e' X
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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6 V6 B# ]% @) `6 wA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 , }% t! b4 R) d" c/ b2 J
$ M: v8 G$ x2 x, uTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ! |) {2 R, s0 n; I$ l$ Z" i' O- B- K
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Good mother.好娘 0 ~" [8 A/ n6 h9 p; h
4 [' ` w/ n# x+ q$ t8 Q5 S$ rYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點 - n/ n- _. [9 X& @- }
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ! `5 P8 C9 R! A$ \' I
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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7 Q* I6 C* G1 q V8 wMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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' r, _; T) l& XA dragon service.一條龍服務 , S( A0 [6 A a0 u7 Y
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 1 m/ J" m9 _7 H/ G
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Pump water.抽水 & n' n/ l9 P6 S4 W+ N
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Two hit six.二打六
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1 j/ s, u& c2 LTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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