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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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! T& d4 K, L5 t1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. t+ C) A I' G( S
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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0 \* ?: y5 `9 W/ o+ w9 O2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 l) O9 q4 p8 S U+ E, m& N
a.They give like hell. 5 h( F: }8 p6 P# [
b.They do not yell.
( |7 E2 e% Z% }c.They do not tell.6 g/ N6 }! k' T+ S: ?
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." ?' M1 { ?0 X; \
- ^% V# }6 Q4 d2 j: _+ h3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 C, f4 f4 F, V
- a HEART to love him,! y5 z# \( |6 ^ k' y. B% X% d
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
# s5 {( s7 H# v& d, E7 ^( ~- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ A# \. {! R9 F' S& _
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
' Z2 M% o2 e+ k, F7 |) GBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 c( [$ E, o, J- o% Q
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
. Q: q+ U8 S+ o3 k8 u, IThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' X2 W- F8 b- [9 Y, s- S
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?$ U6 v# `, C! t8 ^* I4 R
The arse hole is always in front of you.) f3 F, i- K* j2 z( g
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" _ n) d3 A3 ]% ?7 W+ V2 K0 Y5 m7 }When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' P9 J+ ^6 A H$ G' }
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
R) o4 W( b! c) {The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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