[English]: Jokes..

小强

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- c" A$ ?& @6 g& V1 [: t9 ^/ G1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
1 a* v5 i2 }  c: B- S; T99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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; w0 U) Z4 [1 l4 h+ y2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
, E$ t! m' k0 \. N; p1 g- la.They give like hell. / v& ?2 P: B0 ]- R
b.They do not yell.
  \% u2 N7 @; \7 {c.They do not tell.
5 k3 B% ?# T3 C# C0 j; l* kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! ?5 S( M# L2 U( j

. Q' X, |. X& ]7 z; k9 x! P2 s3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! [5 h/ t, D5 @7 m: s
- a HEART to love him,5 N7 f/ k+ D. {5 P$ j! B3 K
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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, b  H! F6 z/ q4 X. b& a6 }- a SPADE to bury him!7 s8 y2 i" |! [8 q" `' t: P- I$ R

- }1 n2 [5 @' B7 c/ {4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! b; P5 z& X$ V  p: R# {! A  zBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: Z2 K5 ^- e% S! L" T( g
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5) What is the strongest muscle?3 l2 U# c5 g1 D& l! Z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& a$ r6 \6 I6 J9 {
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' x5 {8 n6 _5 [6 B1 W
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' K6 ^1 `2 m  o- ^) |1 R
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!5 I; [6 |9 ]" \( @1 X

- _& Q8 A# N: P' I5 m& N/ U8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 Q" V4 }" g& V
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great