[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
* @" ]! R+ _1 u' e99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence$ f3 o" @9 Z2 V/ l, M0 {
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: \3 `( B  p. q8 D- Xa.They give like hell.
- C6 t# Y- {  K* E! a. S& _! `b.They do not yell.
& L2 o3 e+ z7 U1 G; v5 S2 Wc.They do not tell.
) |9 A3 e  b& U& y: Nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
% w5 l% |: S6 C$ N. `% c4 p- a HEART to love him,6 f  H) f2 P  J: r" I
- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ {; |. h- J& n6 J. C" I4 h; O
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
4 C1 D) ~3 ~$ w( @/ J- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
  h% o2 F% F: PBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?* x+ d# G5 l( @* r" j( e
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* u7 J/ r* H8 ]0 M

. j+ L; _) B! {' p) O. J( O6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; R: v! ~9 e! T$ @5 L5 s' y4 C
The arse hole is always in front of you." b2 S* |1 Y4 I1 M

9 b5 J* ], m7 I6 h' K7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ A7 J" }# L7 _1 I9 H/ V
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 m6 p1 {7 U1 H  R3 S

( x6 m, M% V2 v+ d2 S% T8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* Y% q" J+ G7 B+ o
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great