[English]: Jokes..

小强

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2 q* P) r1 e8 u0 k, h1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 c5 I/ b) [) j# T+ J" T0 n' f
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 ?" m, O6 r" K8 e  R) i+ |5 B  ^

6 o% B8 P5 V1 d8 A/ }0 `; l2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ q9 _3 f; ^/ w2 |6 G7 u# D
a.They give like hell.
+ I; p( s2 j, A% j. f$ j. U: R, [b.They do not yell.
7 B4 f! e0 H' k. J; s0 `/ \: oc.They do not tell.; r* D) [% b+ `5 ^* c9 _$ i
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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5 b! ?* w3 f+ n+ b3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:; z6 _, ~) h9 X, e
- a HEART to love him,8 [8 {; T. h& q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
6 z& H: f/ u: A0 O5 s5 i& V. H8 M- a CLUB to smash his head in, and9 t- l. C4 g4 I+ m- `) v- b
- a SPADE to bury him!3 v1 c3 K7 x9 e6 |- O! h
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
$ A+ R. P  h7 t  j2 o- Q5 k: WBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?3 m) x( b) H' M8 O3 P* \* v
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# p" O5 b* K/ W, f' \; ~  U% rThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% L) _8 X$ h1 S5 i) F0 Z
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!; o5 _$ P2 [! L  W8 s. r

/ H5 z: a4 }  S) L  o, j, o2 T" M' Z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 X* @7 ?7 g* ?; T& G; ^The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
3 ^# s) N& E0 Y* r! u1 r2 ?keep it up~~* u) [/ h, h" ?: x
cheers

maksim2046

that is great