[English]: Jokes..

小强

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6 |. p( O- A/ L  q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job; B; {3 q: P! o/ B, W1 O2 N$ G
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence3 G, J# z  X6 _: A6 V: Q: y
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; f7 Y6 p4 w+ ~
a.They give like hell. $ t3 s: V/ A  t; e. b9 b
b.They do not yell.( }" W& f2 N) J5 C4 Z( t7 o
c.They do not tell.
1 o8 N& Z4 A! l5 Fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: W4 v1 n1 A2 T1 r
- a HEART to love him,
7 L. I% k% }2 Y4 I; i- a DIAMOND to marry him,. \! A* k6 ?6 |2 ^; o# X
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 B, F2 |6 e- J4 q5 E, }1 _- a SPADE to bury him!0 t: J$ w/ E% B2 R4 J* a5 E

- K' r) q9 C- n* W4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 E& B) Z/ ~. r0 f/ OBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" S0 W4 g% d! `; m+ T
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5) What is the strongest muscle?2 r) A8 k% I' l( y, Y
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 ~7 s4 t! `* {The arse hole is always in front of you./ q% p( m: J9 n/ P5 `7 N; b
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 J& |& `$ G6 m$ F. m! p+ {" WWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 z' C  m+ {4 K# J* W. L
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* U2 r, W7 B" f5 xThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~$ ]$ S; J9 v/ C* O/ O
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great