[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
% v" G6 K/ b* ?& B( W+ l99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 {, X3 x% p& [
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" X2 b- |* f  v6 A: z
a.They give like hell. ( w( I/ o6 \$ c$ r+ [& Q( v
b.They do not yell.
) i: C1 m9 X" E$ wc.They do not tell.
4 P3 s4 g0 m9 ?6 {" b* [8 R6 jd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; @6 u* K* l+ R9 P% M. y! C2 F5 C

% A( P* N$ b7 I3 d' V2 E1 X3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# p6 q7 d, F4 d+ q! N3 T
- a HEART to love him,
/ I" a$ |+ b* B4 T3 y8 h& B- a DIAMOND to marry him,
. Y/ ?' b/ }- N) k6 }- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
# _* X) @; p: \& k* f5 a4 @5 t- a SPADE to bury him!
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) R) |& g4 l8 z% p; r9 x4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( N& f( F6 u0 l6 M* SBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
* X  Q0 _1 P' v$ _The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 h* }! M7 j! o! h+ GThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% _5 A& H+ T8 n5 x9 @; X) D5 u' aWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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( b/ w) n  w- `, o- p( I, v& |8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
4 U/ O3 v/ P7 o# J. UThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great