[English]: Jokes..

小强

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/ [1 M7 y+ i1 B/ Y6 x' M. X1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 @7 \1 U+ B* Z, z" T3 P0 n99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 W% a1 e$ a% T/ {1 z& ^6 s6 U

% `' H5 M/ {% l% [+ W7 T2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 H6 V/ u* i, N) N+ P* q
a.They give like hell.
/ G4 |4 V; P  g8 f3 a' N4 ~$ a& p( Hb.They do not yell.4 K& Q- z8 I6 q8 `
c.They do not tell.
1 D# _# t* u( b/ ~d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 D* W. I# U1 y) ~6 \3 T- a HEART to love him,
# f1 }% q+ x0 ?8 E% ~- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 a0 T8 M7 E8 L. R) A( J
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! C5 O/ G1 P8 P1 J  J! T
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 R5 @" }( C5 r( s6 ]$ E1 c' P
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ B, M9 K3 e3 M  [7 ^5 vThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 X/ f, [" B% S9 @8 J9 h
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) O, o' J. J, E/ _0 v2 cWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: a2 |" m1 @( b9 z8 ^+ g' N! V

% i6 ?" Z) p: q3 N- J8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 U% J6 u7 W) F9 iThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~& l7 S3 ~, \: T( D8 u0 Z" N
keep it up~~# u* x6 R8 c  u# n# V+ [6 Z; z
cheers

maksim2046

that is great