[English]: Jokes..

小强

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0 ?1 X6 s4 ?9 _1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# m/ d  k/ v# W5 `! Y! G
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 [$ ^- @8 w2 Y8 t" j$ J9 F$ V
a.They give like hell. 8 p+ k; U0 t9 \' y1 ~2 a- c7 n
b.They do not yell.
4 w+ a, y) E3 q6 G. _" pc.They do not tell.
- P* R! S; G" u- l% @+ c" E! Ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' e9 H8 A. o+ J% l2 x
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
$ r/ O, F* L# R$ M- a HEART to love him,+ D3 W/ {+ [2 d# C: j
- a DIAMOND to marry him,  z5 j' g' a* ?( R9 b
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, s! X9 _7 l: |5 g6 [9 M' c% T& S
- a SPADE to bury him!1 \' \' W% s9 P

1 l/ N( ]* z0 u- S* ]8 {, e# y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0 _0 r7 w, S$ |
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 ]9 f8 i" g# X- r) Y& N

# n* Y" V. m, c4 U$ W' {& Y5) What is the strongest muscle?' d$ J7 e/ G4 L- p/ F, P7 O
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# D7 Q3 P( D. R" |7 I4 Q5 D: w# j
The arse hole is always in front of you.$ ]% V0 k3 N& e' G) x; G/ O  I
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 ^8 y; T0 w! z& t" x, gWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, F& X, X# d! H$ n3 ~: H0 [The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~5 |0 T$ y; Y& a% h7 O* B9 T
keep it up~~
/ t, ^7 T. w; h: X' o+ N- \cheers

maksim2046

that is great