[English]: Jokes..

小强

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! @) q! W! P5 u7 R' d1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 K! z; ~2 P# J  [) i
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
/ P- @- d: |! t/ P. Ca.They give like hell. + \. v- z5 U' G& x6 Z
b.They do not yell.
* ^) U* h' {8 y$ V* ]9 I8 Fc.They do not tell.
  @  L' a. X4 G; J" C7 Bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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" M: t( t8 {1 m! f" E6 F% `" t- r3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
. J+ X$ D0 ]* Q! M9 z- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 d( {5 W; L! s0 L3 |0 [
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% C. n" D4 K, z( g2 JBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
( Q! k; |$ D2 P$ R! t, A; t8 gThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( g9 F' w2 m. d" {/ A
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 d  w: Y6 }* @When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 D% Z, ]$ W" I$ Q) Y! f  pThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
, j4 Q/ @& g, V0 x+ dkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great