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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- t+ I5 S' O7 K3 I8 L2 t99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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8 v( f" }- C1 K2 c2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
) @; ~! ~1 A7 Ba.They give like hell.
5 `3 ?' O0 H! Db.They do not yell.
+ h9 J+ c2 \ J% s5 Gc.They do not tell.. I4 [' q0 {4 j& D
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell./ D. o, v( B# I. q! E
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) [# v0 T9 `/ G# I0 D
- a HEART to love him,
! e( I% A* I2 w; J2 \- a DIAMOND to marry him,: i f4 `6 o& k" Y" _" G
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" A. w, o; Q4 z- a SPADE to bury him!' ~! i, c- h6 r
. P" ?& _: `/ e% Q4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% G& l$ J" y8 _4 b6 B- B
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
: m1 j$ \ k! KThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ B! t- K( I. r- P2 {3 ?
8 N1 ?4 l- h* I/ [1 T+ a* n" _# W6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# T5 L( _. a) R0 G; U' b/ y
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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j$ J" J& [. j4 T/ A7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
* t- X3 A7 h- k$ IWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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3 t% f# M2 o+ O9 t) y3 I8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! j. R6 ]2 m2 `The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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