[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
" r$ Q% Y% W4 s' E/ R99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 P; g1 t: p" ^5 v! w6 d& O2 j: Z
a.They give like hell.
' f- ^2 B2 A- p, X$ o: ?% z9 Q; tb.They do not yell.& Z. p, Q: `) b  n% r
c.They do not tell.7 ]8 `, n( a; z  I4 ]1 ]
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3 p( u5 J  s) z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" g: x( s/ F( Y  x& Q- a HEART to love him,
" s: c1 h; N8 n2 \2 L) C* e0 n6 `- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 y0 i& Z) B7 [8 t# E& F
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* X0 ?4 e) s  K2 h
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 [  }! T1 r) M8 B4 |
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 [7 J! `+ S; Y5 L5 H. _+ J
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 S$ R- ~6 w( CThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!3 g* T! \! H. o# e8 p. w
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 S4 j! s0 ?6 Q. u, C+ TThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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  [+ T* q4 l. ?3 @) t- Q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 \6 ]$ q1 D" }1 R, ?
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% A5 f) ]7 u! |7 ^" l
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) _' p. q. g! t  PThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~1 b0 Z( b" j$ P. u+ O  o8 c& k; k; g) s
keep it up~~# |8 \- b  J% l) ?
cheers

maksim2046

that is great