[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
1 b2 L1 r$ q' s3 m99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& k% M. @  D; i& H0 f5 g
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 @6 _# e6 m5 Z; r% K2 G
a.They give like hell.
: x5 m* X+ f7 w& [, X6 h# N2 f0 eb.They do not yell.
. W: _' Q/ |2 z5 c9 r4 J$ m- L, Zc.They do not tell.
3 ~, p8 n, U/ d. y$ B0 h* md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% Q) [% Y/ m2 \

5 B- s" B% S3 J0 j0 u. _3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. m) H' w6 j6 }) ~
- a HEART to love him,4 j* z; n& y4 K( p- \4 x, }% w
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 ?+ ]; f; k. |3 W% p* e- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. c/ K' T6 b& p: ]4 _9 h
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* r% t+ X0 P8 V4 g' n' UBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ {, }* Z2 L/ P0 m' D" J" f
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 C) g" T! J/ s# A3 q8 t! h! p: {% OThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: o( a1 M" r$ i0 w: p- ?- T
The arse hole is always in front of you.+ d( ?. L4 S2 o; a6 \
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?; ~9 p1 ?* A) a
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( [. M" v3 g; B4 F3 ~0 R  K

: B2 U- J2 O; |7 H8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?% l/ K' T# i/ j& y' X
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~5 y: H8 F0 C  a  ~
keep it up~~  o% W/ p/ W/ U1 I6 H) N3 K" f2 h
cheers

maksim2046

that is great