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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 o7 d+ E& P2 h+ c, V' D2 c6 c- ~99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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- `, Z: }) [1 ~8 n2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" w! @; a: v& ~a.They give like hell. 5 S! x) J2 F# ~
b.They do not yell.( n0 t, C* j2 v4 A& d1 ~
c.They do not tell.
( L/ n# B" u; \) h' l& \d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 X/ s# ^% W( q& u a! U8 X6 X+ w' q
. C, q$ O' `( N) u4 t% l+ V& Q, L3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
2 A( Y4 c( R+ R" A0 \- a HEART to love him,
. X' b" n( q$ G0 E/ u- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 ?0 F- u* D# X* Q# e: R' Z' f& ~6 F
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' V2 U0 b/ i5 t1 P4 J q- a SPADE to bury him!; e, O0 v8 p: X6 y
, I: O- _5 n5 n4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
' q; @6 c5 s* n7 l: b3 lBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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; Y; [5 X6 c: t8 t& B v% u5) What is the strongest muscle?2 l4 `7 l+ j5 c& E
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! C" y4 r4 n( |& W2 w* M" W
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
* b5 V5 l% t4 D& @5 d' W+ f+ w2 ^! UWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: d) f0 K2 l4 V8 ^: hThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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