[English]: Jokes..

小强

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' J- v) E( ?( _* d8 y; l: E( x# v1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
; C7 Y% S% j4 m99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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- L, |. i7 _( ?- s% ~7 @- H2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 f2 [' F' k9 J4 G
a.They give like hell.
1 W) Q: [' G2 J$ X$ P1 o4 Eb.They do not yell.
- h. D; u8 ~4 Ic.They do not tell.
/ s4 W) j9 d. G" A, w# D3 p  U5 Dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( R) t5 T2 j" [

9 [  y* O* F; a" Y7 J/ G3 f* S9 v3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
, Y/ q# W% i8 e; j) g7 o- a HEART to love him,
) k4 y1 D3 }1 ^! ~( d- a DIAMOND to marry him,, e  g* d/ W7 j: K% f) v7 l; v/ c
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 s  k; y6 f- p# }
- a SPADE to bury him!
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6 ?' g, O* B+ J! g2 x4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% o: |4 ^- j( q# _! y+ }- R3 ZBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?3 N0 L6 r5 H. d7 w" z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. U: p- Z/ ?0 k7 _0 KThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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% P# E# b4 |# Z0 j$ m7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
$ F' S! R( Z- e0 e7 m; MWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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4 s7 w+ t4 y: E( h) R6 I8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 a* R4 G% I0 V3 V+ O: X
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~2 i1 }" m+ O, `1 ^1 f/ e
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great