[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 ~2 b5 p( I2 v
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( }5 ]( R6 r. |. i: y; `6 R

% N; C7 |7 N3 F" t3 [2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& ^5 U& n* P: g4 T: n# u
a.They give like hell.
. i9 b2 u9 M1 B7 k# P' mb.They do not yell.
- j- ]. P# ~( Z: o" Qc.They do not tell.
2 w8 f# X$ v+ [+ f2 bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 B0 ]% X% @! X8 l1 D+ w
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' F  C5 N& a: o1 P
- a HEART to love him,% T9 \, M" L. ?; D
- a DIAMOND to marry him,! ^. `5 B% M! J' {  P( s/ d
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* D3 W7 w' Y5 O" _: i; D6 w
- a SPADE to bury him!* U9 E1 P. @1 z; @0 U

& i& ~$ E% i' t  ^4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* `- h2 ]# `* m$ `! wBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, F. v: l$ i* I# E8 x( E9 p+ p- T$ k+ P: q
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5) What is the strongest muscle?. Q3 u3 }9 r3 `9 a+ e& b
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! C, E% A  m' m6 r; b! t" W" j

. ~. Z- H# Y8 g6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- E0 J3 S1 w1 F8 g$ h6 e
The arse hole is always in front of you.8 |' a) D. E" a8 ?0 C+ O# c
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) [& z( y4 i( R' J: {0 gWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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, |' l5 j8 W$ O% C; T1 n8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; a' [! Q  J3 T& D& r% _
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
  H" D2 D  Z/ ^- Ikeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great