[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job; R+ j2 o4 v/ d) o' `3 Z
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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4 i  m( v* ^8 F0 a9 R2 ~$ A+ I2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) N  w9 ?) \3 m, ^6 W5 h4 C% g
a.They give like hell. ! j% D" F' A6 D/ {
b.They do not yell.
8 I7 `  \7 D8 I/ ~: o& K) ^! x' Lc.They do not tell.
; T2 s, h8 |( V. h" c' }) u/ g7 Id.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, ~! Y; d, k0 ]. G
- a HEART to love him,
: `+ \1 J! g4 f9 K5 }  l' I% D! \4 W- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 h7 h! C# d6 p# V
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and# L1 A, A7 N& c; T4 O
- a SPADE to bury him!
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+ N" @! l$ J3 @5 T% v& c. m4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 U; D* }7 g9 f' p( pBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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, B' x% k3 ^; x. |! x- v5) What is the strongest muscle?
! r+ ~- \" {5 TThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) w+ z: v/ R% `2 N6 Q0 }) [
The arse hole is always in front of you.( V  n5 m: Y1 S5 L+ W0 s: P$ w

# j4 V" X9 x0 f; e+ }9 P/ t7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# Q" ?9 h& x% ZWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# c; v/ J& T5 A$ H
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~- U- R% t/ f. M6 \9 ]5 I  `) s
keep it up~~# T: ^" q+ L! O4 i; m4 q
cheers

maksim2046

that is great