香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ; w/ u. K+ I, A$ P
甘多人死，唔见你死。
, {. f9 s7 y0 F2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 6 `5 e' P( ^! F
你教我以后点出嚟行?
" d- L, \' ?* L$ K3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 1 b  M  a! c" L' g5 Q7 a
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
% H7 I4 Q! h3 v% O, G5 `' r+ \4 "I saw a pork chop" & i# y# k2 u$ B
我见到件猪扒啊。 1 ^" x1 }! ?, y+ U( I$ w0 \
5 Are you road?
7 `6 X( p; v- `: ?; f$ O1 D3 _你系咪路啊？
; r0 w) |: i1 @$ t) B8 j! ~6 What the water are you?
7 s: u$ L: }/ D5 a' q你系乜水啊？ 3 k2 f5 z% W' ^% {& C* C( }3 l
7 Do you big me?
2 _% \( c8 K: j你大我啊？
6 _  c/ B: W, |& O7 l8 Zebra chops people. 6 T/ g7 d! B& c2 P/ ?' [3 h
班马劈友。 $ \) J- Z& `) J
9 The king of the cutting girl. - V" K9 c* Y1 ~( R6 D
界女王。
8 z. O+ Q- [" a: w5 x' R0 I; i. B10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
+ X  q2 E# B, q  ]- T  A6 [; J3 M/ f批我个头俾你当凳坐。
5 z% T9 K0 w2 L; i9 ~& m11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 5 n" m0 p' B% Q: p/ _+ D$ u8 k
你当我无到？
) R( _* Y' i2 n/ J8 M12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 9 l6 A& K$ \. G$ H6 K; ~
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
. G3 X, }5 `5 h8 Z# A+ b) q0 W: W13 Today I was very black son. : U4 A$ ]$ j( `9 X0 t9 O$ _
今日我好黑仔。 ) P* a+ d6 q4 K
14 I am wearing grass. . ~! U8 k2 Y& _) p: @/ ^2 k
我着紧草。
/ M( \- Z2 R4 I- q: D15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
+ {' P4 J: Y1 n+ ?. \: H$ j3 {0 Q7 J你未够班同我讲数！
3 Y; v( D# D- H- m$ X8 g2 c3 z' o16 Two beat six. " P* L& p' B% T% `, k& M* r
二打六 # R7 e+ H( [+ C
17 Two five son.
" r. h, o! U1 I) W* @; y4 t! p二五仔 7 d/ }4 h- }* Q* c. Z. H
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
' c9 f) t& L' }( y8 f" l* n/ K琴琴青
) z. m! t  E3 E3 s3 w19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 * Q/ K4 L9 Z8 T
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
/ n% @0 v# u. f  O, e) M6 q" j20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
. ?7 Z( o  T$ n1 f7 C0 D蠢蠢欲動 。 ; N5 \& ]5 O/ `8 w# ~1 D
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
- W. C7 m/ x. H& h% P! M人山人海 。 , L4 W9 ?/ g  D. G) o- v2 c
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
1 }' N) g# s8 a/ I5 Z$ u0 L你算老幾?
# P! T, h, h% i8 s4 z2 K23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ! S) G/ U; T: T: B& o4 c6 b: `
你講乜鬼? 9 Y4 H1 |% h  ^4 h% v9 [/ Z8 \0 F0 N% b
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
0 B# i& x7 b- H4 @; |- A我驚你有牙！
7 d( }1 v$ H4 ~- {25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
1 i# c) Y! I! @0 Q% g/ s心花怒放。   # C* D/ J+ q$ R/ }- |
Fish skin
/ C" S, g! O- F4 c0 [  S0 X* f鱼皮 。 5 t3 l- q6 v, ^2 l: N: o+ G
Monster of blowing water. & A: r& V! g: w. C1 h0 Q1 Z
吹水怪。 7 ^, }, Z! y+ W( v
Face green green
. q7 D! m* t- ?. X* M面青青。
0 L4 h! a) e1 u* F7 \, a0 RYou see road carefully
; D7 e) r) a+ |6 r' `: X% p" Q你小心睇路
& g  h9 s' {5 `You go to street carefully
, g4 [0 Q- v" V. l5 w5 f+ E你出街小心D。
, x, a/ n, G7 W# b9 a% w1 ^0 {Do the world 5 K8 j' s/ u8 g, B- ^5 B2 Y
做世界 。
  e# C6 X  y& Y9 g4 h" E0 iBig tea rice 1 H7 G2 R5 h4 P3 t2 {
大茶饭 。 , Z- B% l) h2 L$ m' n& I6 g
American chinese not enough.
, Y' O6 h" S* Y7 t7 u美中不足。 . {( B0 D2 V. ^9 b( h3 Q7 _  Q  w6 ~7 d
King eight egg. # [# e7 f! N9 Q8 J5 ]( v
王八蛋 , }7 y/ P7 T( V, X; r2 t" z
High hand. / `& R6 Y1 ~; S/ P/ W* ]
高手 ! G, D, T0 a! v: G
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Old dot.
6 ^2 m( A! _# ?: k; ]; _2 w: R老点
1 |' [" A+ ?4 {8 C# X& N; N  d7 pOne old water
( E( }$ R8 _" |3 J: f. y7 ~一旧水
+ M! E+ h% x' |7 V5 v! VI know your mouse. $ B( P' }" O: V- m
我识你老鼠！ ! g- E  v4 y7 ^" L7 X
Measure water/Pound water. ; e* @0 A9 H* |" L) V5 c
磅水
- ^) C1 U, G- mA dragon service. 1 C. P; ^  s! a5 u& g$ }& k
一条龙服务 ; Z8 a' v9 v# N7 C) F
Pump water.
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9 O, y4 S* l# |1 \  ^I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
. @8 x: F" r8 B  ?6 s" Q4 s- |+ z我吹鸡打你班友。
% }! s6 C  g2 k- `: p* nYou jump building. ( F# [) V4 A& q: o6 V' n5 @
你跳楼啦。 1 U% p3 e4 o$ e9 j
You come back home and eat banana
: g: i: ~1 H8 s) w7 w% a你返屋企食蕉啦 2 O  A0 |6 d2 u
I give you a hair.
; T( |6 t- C* H7 C' k我俾条毛你ar! % X9 E6 Q* _7 ?& i' P% p

. k+ k9 R1 U  z5 k9 d/ ]1 GCollect skin 1 U7 A" q0 L* Q+ k0 [
收皮 + i. h9 }6 d! }$ c; m
Collect father
- M6 m$ f+ K  g8 a' v, a收爹
2 G) j( J/ h3 N) @2 N3 U+ zYou give me collect father. ! g- k0 p+ F- f* a/ c2 p1 _0 @
你同我收爹！
, b/ r# u+ b3 s4 T4 u5 S. KLaugh die me. / s$ v  ?- a0 h
笑死我。 3 Y% L$ I; a4 m+ K/ K' x+ V" o
You give me stop.
; |: u# x7 H* e' E+ z你同我企系度。 6 _: N4 J2 ]0 W* Q( d
Eight woman
8 _4 o! Z+ a" o2 ]八婆
0 A# ?0 Y% W% f, k& E# {! Y/ EEight woman,you are good! 7 x. f! ?. K% Z9 f6 ~) |
八婆，你好o野! 9 W& e# R+ C$ W; Q1 x$ a3 z
What the spring do you do?
( h+ u5 [! G# N; J你搞乜春啊? / u% S+ t- A# W3 P
A dog of eating dung , X( O  W" M) P' ~6 m1 V
食屎狗
2 m" ?2 Z8 x- {& {9 A+ K8 \A ghost of ass 1 z) ?  T: A+ ?. ]3 f8 E+ O2 j; u
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
9 Q  {; P% r& q都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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, [. J' `" |$ k0 j  w3 Dtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......5 Z0 D9 m4 M' X8 t" {* i# n/ r0 [
this is not hong kong style english.....
0 {( c5 E# x2 F: b/ n$ Z- h. Bthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
5 P( \" x; ]" c8 W- M, `. Z. e- N  Ri've already ban this shit...
( Z) ~- F* S' t) Qdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.