香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
, H$ d9 O4 N, _0 f1 C甘多人死，唔见你死。 ' }$ U" ?/ h; J! Y2 m$ m
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? / i# I' _( k0 \' M" b
你教我以后点出嚟行?
  \' t$ r2 ]4 q) M7 B3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
0 @0 W* ]7 X( X. }" L如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
; S$ j$ U# M, {: E4 "I saw a pork chop"
* p6 i: o& h0 j' R/ F" ^我见到件猪扒啊。
# \2 t; B3 s) S- b! q. o5 Are you road? 8 K# c3 y; T' V2 R2 f
你系咪路啊？ 0 ?; @' V: S0 h# G& a( S) w
6 What the water are you? 0 t7 Q) h4 T7 m4 L/ [
你系乜水啊？ 9 L6 [1 V/ z5 {$ a0 C
7 Do you big me? 5 D' o8 f: J. ~6 [
你大我啊？
9 g& a2 B. R" P8 Zebra chops people.
' ]6 C' m( ^9 e5 w班马劈友。
! L0 V. D. q5 ?9 h/ L9 The king of the cutting girl. ; u6 p  w2 k4 q& C; p4 D, i6 E
界女王。
& P# W; C9 e0 Y+ L4 t10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ( t& ~( h- r0 Y( g
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
2 n) }/ O; F. x* v11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
& B& {, m  a( Z6 ]9 D8 q5 z你当我无到？
! P& [# ?2 p  [12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
. P( `# O, ]# v8 g: f你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ : s( x8 F4 K+ v- y- j( q
13 Today I was very black son. 7 o. l0 C6 C$ o$ D$ e+ e: ~; s
今日我好黑仔。 9 Z, P1 p# v8 Z5 }5 p) M
14 I am wearing grass.
$ ^% S4 e5 V; |我着紧草。
+ w' l8 Q$ s3 W4 {# |! Q8 U  G  C' B15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! : p2 [% I2 Q/ Z* x
你未够班同我讲数！ 9 P7 C  E, r9 L# t
16 Two beat six. ! u' g% {" G4 |. p
二打六
( C  D0 i* p! `, S' J17 Two five son. 3 O) {1 \6 I) z. i& y# i! @1 s/ {
二五仔
$ i) s  d6 N+ w8 c( x6 w* F18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
$ R, _# s0 C* B- _' j, x) M琴琴青 5 ^. v1 _9 b  h0 }, U7 i
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 6 q' E5 L) c4 C( i9 P# M
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
: l# g8 Z; S; c! W6 v6 Z: z% M20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 , I1 U9 i; O# ~. E
蠢蠢欲動 。
- G$ U* @5 U1 @+ K. K/ F+ ]21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
/ a& Q* e6 u/ T( P. P" y2 O# S人山人海 。
- c, }0 C( c3 E  D4 D& M: K/ j. D22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
. l+ l# w4 y6 I$ z你算老幾?
% Z4 t5 \# ?. u* h# v( f/ T  j7 z23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　   i' L( _8 B5 U; e
你講乜鬼?
  F/ _+ G' g) E1 M24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 % _- l3 s5 [3 r, i8 N
我驚你有牙！ * t# O; _  }$ d( r: ^& @* r
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 ( O2 t' A1 g* T
心花怒放。   8 p- x8 z% {# B7 n1 H; `5 ^7 L0 F0 ~% Z
Fish skin ' h' s3 u, i* h0 L9 N9 b
鱼皮 。 4 i: z0 K  i  y; g  ^
Monster of blowing water. ( q$ D# t% P7 U4 D
吹水怪。
. b( W8 \# n8 x7 r! r; g$ MFace green green
4 C0 i, H  K+ s面青青。
  w7 h2 ?. W& r, p3 _% C6 X5 Q  hYou see road carefully
; B* m2 h" {& J% r8 ~你小心睇路
3 b2 e( W) g* E" V8 j4 Q7 e8 RYou go to street carefully
. z) S" [' ^# \+ Y* c4 w, g6 n你出街小心D。
) r  e- n! I' g/ \3 L/ A* x( zDo the world
0 e' c' A. E; ?9 p& M8 [5 I! N做世界 。 9 _2 S5 u  |' _9 {5 T! [. z3 {9 K
Big tea rice ' T! J1 _1 C( t$ I' k
大茶饭 。 + d7 {+ Z5 g9 ^6 v
American chinese not enough.
( o( {; B7 B5 g7 M+ L7 Y7 z9 S美中不足。
% N9 ~8 k7 u& I" J- p$ wKing eight egg.
' K- {, R, g8 O" T6 o( o( S王八蛋
: h4 a* t% j2 [4 ]4 WHigh hand. 7 P' U! ~  X4 p& w8 D' E
高手 ' c& \. X: g' r1 p' o% F

( C: t) G8 c1 n- d1 A" w1 }Old dot. " H" j8 ^; `: i, p; f
老点
- u6 o2 R9 L# B& Z- b. |9 x: Y$ LOne old water
* ^- D. s3 e6 ]) b( l- U* H( [7 I一旧水
5 ^5 m( J& |* ~& m% vI know your mouse.
: ?+ w3 ^+ [" k& j; |) m% ]我识你老鼠！ ; ]6 S" ]  }2 G6 u6 H1 B% X4 w: `
Measure water/Pound water.
$ L- R+ G2 J9 _7 X& V磅水
5 B  Q% p" D; A7 {, j" T! {A dragon service.
3 Y6 }6 V% I  I: F8 x一条龙服务 5 E. _8 Z' {, D$ ?
Pump water. 9 ?0 P- x, ?2 I5 L9 t8 b
**** . m! T' B( ~# J
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
, o5 o# U" g( }0 |+ r0 Q4 h我吹鸡打你班友。 5 V( U- Y" f. \$ b
You jump building. 4 ~- V( f3 e+ i9 c6 f, I6 j8 X& h7 C
你跳楼啦。 2 E* o& X2 ]' y5 V
You come back home and eat banana 2 r) Z8 d! `3 X3 C3 n5 r
你返屋企食蕉啦 2 t8 f3 F7 d, w/ U5 ?+ ?4 d
I give you a hair. + H/ V" Q* _: B2 L  o& {
我俾条毛你ar!
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" z& n/ N" ?7 z; P- JCollect skin 7 p& @. w5 t& G6 V7 i' S- q- I3 L
收皮
% U6 n: s. f# j+ aCollect father
8 Y) P# R6 u; ^* i% c收爹 % |; N3 {, @2 ^! `
You give me collect father. ! N7 v: m' G7 g; \
你同我收爹！ 3 m, `9 w  u7 h. y: h
Laugh die me.
2 B; `, U* Q+ }) B笑死我。
- H7 A5 f1 ^# B. Y) u' `+ LYou give me stop. 5 s) w, V' N7 K5 h: q5 S; |
你同我企系度。 # U9 a+ r6 l) v- n7 p1 B
Eight woman
6 i% W+ K, d. a4 Q# a八婆
4 l' P3 g0 c& S4 G, \Eight woman,you are good!
0 {4 g1 K5 O$ F; H! _! e$ D八婆，你好o野!
5 V0 p( T8 z9 jWhat the spring do you do? - W$ G; l1 S, ?. W, J, y
你搞乜春啊? : N9 l  }. H4 b* m3 @* ^1 u; i" m
A dog of eating dung
2 b, A- j+ G. m' a. o! M- D7 U, p2 [食屎狗
4 N( G  l  ?* X3 d% m  ?( HA ghost of ass
, e! B) C3 t* ?7 |0 w# a. @屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
) l  c) B7 [- v. A5 [都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

3 ~# [+ _- u: T+ H9 X

3 i% V; i" r6 e  N$ O- @) n1 _totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
# A- D* h) P) D2 N- K% Ethis is not hong kong style english.....( I3 R* R3 P+ q8 e8 V
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
; F; ?8 K6 b/ r) m. H9 F# mi've already ban this shit...5 }2 ^9 f0 F2 w4 i; o2 ]+ W) z
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.