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1 So many people die, never see you die.
6 z8 N; |2 y3 H6 P: w% r甘多人死,唔见你死。
/ c5 F1 H% p: Q: c" G2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
7 F  \+ s5 u+ V. G你教我以后点出嚟行?
# G) L: F, c% t7 W3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. : M  `: u$ a, t) w- @
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 , F( L# o1 _+ C( ~+ t
4 "I saw a pork chop" ' [6 h6 j. f7 d8 }) J. Q8 {
我见到件猪扒啊。 5 O" p" o! M  S/ p  }$ [8 r3 O
5 Are you road?
& _( B- b2 `8 R2 O0 e. D你系咪路啊?
+ ?& K0 f! D9 R4 Y* c6 What the water are you? - ^) a6 F6 u7 p) l0 X/ ?6 s
你系乜水啊? . `, ?  V$ o% e4 F: s
7 Do you big me?
' o; H6 S, }+ N" C$ G, g你大我啊? * R9 F6 v/ Y1 L$ M; i" b4 ]
8 Zebra chops people.
1 W% Z3 l7 w) m/ C! s/ j, R; s班马劈友。 6 L7 g2 u) W, {& m/ x' w
9 The king of the cutting girl.
, @- H/ y/ A, @( L; ~7 [界女王。 : P0 h1 k" k" e  w; ?7 [1 ?3 O
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
! w7 g' ^3 C) M  F3 q批我个头俾你当凳坐。
) v4 ~* [. R: R/ ]11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 0 q" v9 c# W% g0 |
你当我无到? 2 Z& ~+ z, V9 R3 u5 s0 [
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. * o5 W7 Q& ~* }6 _
你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上!
# i5 R2 Z6 |8 z" Z, _0 U13 Today I was very black son. ) V# c- f( I& q1 Z" _  k- d0 Q6 P# a3 J
今日我好黑仔。 2 d! y4 A7 E$ t% [0 `3 Q
14 I am wearing grass. 8 {% f7 ~2 E" W! o8 ?6 i* ~
我着紧草。
% B8 V( M4 G. S) ]6 l% s& f- j15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
$ e( E1 h/ t( I  L3 L你未够班同我讲数! % E/ `; `+ q5 P/ O' R  r) o
16 Two beat six.
# W* V% i3 o4 R7 n7 Z% G二打六 6 ]+ D, {- R; D6 X/ }9 U- p
17 Two five son.
; p7 W9 L7 z8 G3 n二五仔
' r% l6 j  f3 y  m18 Piano piano green.          
$ d6 ~. a% L% @! F0 ^" i2 t琴琴青
! I1 [; b7 V. j3 j9 a* f/ ~' ~19 I give you some colour to see see.      " r! [5 j3 R' j5 h- V1 Y" i+ e
我俾D顏色你睇睇! * N% f2 V3 {/ m- M
20 Stupid stupid want to move .     
1 O. k. S1 V  |0 O蠢蠢欲動 。
. p3 ?: J/ _' N21 People mountain people sea .     3 ~) v7 K8 x: [4 N+ m
人山人海 。 1 Q- H! r4 B) P3 f) z3 i  v
22 How senior are you?          + |$ V4 ?$ @  Q3 O$ ^
你算老幾? ! O! ?( @6 D2 }7 _& m# P. A
23 What the ghost are you talk?     ) N) y2 D( Z! R' u) ~' m# @: J
你講乜鬼? 1 a1 c8 C+ m: s% B# r' S
24 I fear that you have teeth.         
2 u/ `2 D8 o  W6 p我驚你有牙!
6 c: ?4 R  o) F6 ~25 Heart flower angry open.      
- N% t0 ^5 s. {6 S* y心花怒放。   
9 q8 N* C6 E. v: }9 f9 \$ HFish skin & {! j7 ?5 i9 ?; @: n: @
鱼皮 。 ! D/ J8 b9 I0 ]
Monster of blowing water.
3 G7 l6 _; k1 b) I吹水怪。
) R8 s9 n, X; `% I, ~" BFace green green
$ F- L- L0 S& F0 l* ?面青青。 * e" B/ c6 U' N! l
You see road carefully
1 t* H; ]8 n, C  k2 o6 [你小心睇路 1 y) Z% `5 _. ?, C3 _& {$ f! w
You go to street carefully
7 K/ n; T' n2 B1 n你出街小心D。 $ n) N* R# r6 s; F2 T! G. r
Do the world
0 X# {+ ?- e, i5 N9 c9 p做世界 。 ( x, |3 |9 D. v; c6 O. h0 _8 c
Big tea rice
, `! ~0 h+ X1 _* P8 S- r) G1 N7 f大茶饭 。 2 {( e$ A/ N  j! R
American chinese not enough. 7 _% p+ J( J7 z/ c5 G4 h2 l5 Q9 F
美中不足。
% t0 z0 U) q( OKing eight egg. ! R& m/ S+ V1 m: m: y6 N
王八蛋
. t' b6 i& @: [+ kHigh hand. ! Q4 r0 p# T7 l" V6 D8 m7 \! c
高手
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- I- e3 D+ J+ u" ]) ~1 a6 @Old dot.
( |0 b) _* U7 y9 d老点 , J" ~/ J$ K" |
One old water
9 a7 I* c! {* C! g7 d0 E8 V9 H一旧水 ) @! L# M( q) m) h
I know your mouse.
% E* p/ w) r. ]0 @- E' s$ i我识你老鼠! ' p0 Q  v" X+ S5 t$ ]
Measure water/Pound water. 5 n0 z4 O7 Y/ |
磅水 0 M. m1 d2 M/ u6 u3 C) u) M
A dragon service. 5 v4 _( d( M1 r& s: E  }' j
一条龙服务 ( q- D- L6 u4 \) U3 \
Pump water.
2 D" g& i: B* R% O! {****
, b9 l! H8 |/ T& ], e( [I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. / J0 @4 L" T( ^5 x* X3 ]* e
我吹鸡打你班友。
; ^: ~& e+ R6 _  r% H* SYou jump building.
# `7 k6 |  G# r你跳楼啦。
0 J. B7 ^- g% V! |5 MYou come back home and eat banana
' _* T. I/ x  ]( |# b( M你返屋企食蕉啦
' h: g6 L3 R+ M7 c; t8 [! ]I give you a hair.
; U# R1 ^' y/ e% L我俾条毛你ar!
" t9 J1 H9 _! U; b( |6 Z1 D. ?
Collect skin
/ B" w3 y9 }4 B+ M1 i收皮
4 P: v3 t& S' ]3 x$ E4 L5 ]: pCollect father
" p% o' g# {' B9 p5 a/ n1 ~. {1 ]收爹
5 R/ x' M5 v) U8 r: kYou give me collect father. ) M# R4 `4 E  |
你同我收爹!
9 `5 q4 H2 i/ r4 F; FLaugh die me.
* E* Y# H& V3 C3 `) W1 e% `* J笑死我。 4 m6 p3 ]' g* |' }8 i$ d
You give me stop. 0 k- C$ ~0 b6 n5 z& j* R5 X' b
你同我企系度。 : q, n& ?  {- V; }0 e
Eight woman
5 w% U; E; ~4 {8 q/ X( b# @0 ]# m) _八婆
& ~/ f7 r4 m7 b( l3 U$ |5 o, @3 uEight woman,you are good!
# k8 l1 j! m6 Y2 O6 B5 q/ t- T八婆,你好o野! : y& B8 W; y1 R: k
What the spring do you do?
2 ]! A! i# H8 n5 J7 U) F你搞乜春啊?
2 Q6 z9 b3 z' w7 N2 FA dog of eating dung
4 P1 _" Z5 B1 U, u9 y% |食屎狗 & y" t: A: n' g- i5 g% V7 P$ C  D
A ghost of ass
2 p" U2 n) z$ K" o屎忽鬼
Can't believe..
有d真喺幾有創意.....
0 |- j" d2 i0 b) H6 d* N都幾有趣呀...哈哈
有d就連香港人都唔明白!
無言......
好无言,但有好好笑
真係好特色0既英語咯!
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯
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5 r- U" Y- C# |totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......! Z4 K& \7 t! k0 q: `
this is not hong kong style english....." w1 F1 a) R8 K6 W* v
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....

" p* W0 o% h' U5 x$ R! E+ si've already ban this shit...
2 m% _2 T  v2 ~  J) }don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
唔信香港人會明呢d英文
Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
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