香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ' T* _) J9 h1 {+ w* u3 o
甘多人死，唔见你死。
$ q; [& n' |+ _& R1 t2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
3 k& u9 t/ S* R' s- k6 W你教我以后点出嚟行?
" O/ Z8 I: Q" U) s. \- H3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. : S# [4 H+ U( [9 {7 o% S) ^
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
  P7 q" b  r) w5 T1 E4 "I saw a pork chop" / i9 w0 C- w6 s8 b# ]
我见到件猪扒啊。 4 i  f8 D! o/ [
5 Are you road?
& X+ O" `* g2 O你系咪路啊？
4 S- a- b+ E% M) g. w6 What the water are you? ) D; M6 Z( T  T& G
你系乜水啊？   P& z" z4 C8 m$ T9 [1 c  c; h
7 Do you big me? , t* e3 d1 W$ s4 W. n
你大我啊？ 8 n- M  K0 v  p3 T
8 Zebra chops people.
# }$ b3 ^9 n# _% H2 @6 S班马劈友。 - }, b5 d  U3 ]$ y
9 The king of the cutting girl.
, K1 H8 u# {' E1 p4 x+ g界女王。 ! o! C5 D6 l- V0 y! i3 X
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
0 X; o/ Z: `* E& H5 J批我个头俾你当凳坐。
/ N) u% ]- j4 L, t7 n' [( a7 e. c11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
7 E* J9 @* R2 t: C你当我无到？
$ @$ r% \3 B/ `. ]: m9 Q7 t12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
6 T. M9 I% z. z你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
. o. w" j1 R' Q. h4 ]13 Today I was very black son. 6 X8 n4 p+ y# K6 t6 S: ^
今日我好黑仔。   N  [" E0 Y! M6 o" {: t
14 I am wearing grass.
3 }$ \7 s" T2 R! \: y9 v我着紧草。 . N- v9 T# M( C2 O+ z  b' E
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
2 R: g% @7 U7 i1 K你未够班同我讲数！
" J8 Y5 c$ t) A5 t- o! O16 Two beat six. 1 {8 o  Q# l: m4 o& k1 \
二打六 9 {# X$ g/ R3 h  C8 h$ r3 v
17 Two five son.
. N" g& ^. S/ Y" H( K/ X二五仔 / U  ^! d1 V8 _2 V; y% J
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
, [% E. r9 j: u7 l, w* ?琴琴青 " |$ C) k/ W' b) _* U+ I, i3 {# d
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
0 S2 W( s/ Y1 y0 j. w# J我俾D顏色你睇睇！
+ g; U+ z5 U# ~* f) j20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 / \8 U7 S* i& r1 K- \. J
蠢蠢欲動 。 - s: n9 b' T2 W" s& b6 f
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
4 m1 w) F4 o: y" a人山人海 。 1 x' M# [1 a; s3 M; R2 S
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
! n) E6 }) s7 C你算老幾? ) @! U) t. C, E. @
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 8 \, P" C6 }' m, h
你講乜鬼? ; p. J/ F4 x' k: D  M/ t' M
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
# F$ E, c, L( h) Y我驚你有牙！ 7 Z; D. U% v, c3 y8 P
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 3 \, h/ y6 b0 ?/ |
心花怒放。   
) F2 n) K) A( O* F7 C/ a. f' p6 FFish skin 7 r& Z/ u% Q9 Q/ K" N1 k
鱼皮 。
8 o; r0 H: h' `Monster of blowing water.
# |. F4 _7 W2 X  S吹水怪。
* m2 q) C. g% b2 |9 P0 {Face green green ; M0 W5 z; z( z) J; C# k3 ~* {4 @
面青青。
5 r/ X( g, X/ F2 D) m& R. TYou see road carefully ) t2 w  k' L* B( [2 ~6 A. \. p/ P
你小心睇路 $ p# J  x/ h1 z& h; S
You go to street carefully ! X8 P* c) W0 c. R8 s7 C! P
你出街小心D。
0 U6 s1 n9 ]  |7 Y7 b# H5 V5 y, VDo the world
6 |- W$ \& }4 o5 j: A0 i- C7 f: ~做世界 。 , ^" i7 r: e) `
Big tea rice ( C+ k5 G9 z, M5 @6 m
大茶饭 。
+ T7 u& |0 f. }* o8 ^& a0 `: WAmerican chinese not enough. - q* s$ c3 p! [
美中不足。
9 R6 p$ `8 n# rKing eight egg.
" V4 N6 c( @( e+ F王八蛋 2 m1 |$ N$ k6 W- ^& Z
High hand.
% R  K* k$ c5 c2 u7 M9 E: |高手 / U# ~" f& U8 g( {( W# P

8 K0 x& Z# _' F+ g6 ?* jOld dot. 7 [6 W; u1 r9 f. ^/ R2 c. x
老点
9 S/ R; [$ `' t$ AOne old water
& J$ X* Z! h8 A9 ?, |: }一旧水 # j! R' F- V: k8 q* [
I know your mouse. $ \8 h8 W( X; B# \7 @+ Z
我识你老鼠！
3 y3 P) ^) q' `4 g& AMeasure water/Pound water. : [8 I4 `9 K  H2 T! g: D- O3 W
磅水 $ C4 f' X$ C! t+ K
A dragon service.
/ V- }5 @4 ?$ L/ \一条龙服务 0 |$ W$ d$ O6 Z: Z9 g' L  Z# A( Y
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ! d2 m5 @8 D, `* z
我吹鸡打你班友。
3 j7 N6 x9 Z( _1 O2 `You jump building. 4 \0 f5 g! t* C9 C2 `9 S
你跳楼啦。 , U1 q% j1 u+ U* P2 r0 j- F2 u( [
You come back home and eat banana % k3 w. p# x6 F# @! s4 J
你返屋企食蕉啦 - t7 {- ]2 T$ Y, ?- m
I give you a hair. ! z  M- ~$ I  K' D& O
我俾条毛你ar! , \  i" Q! C( m! ^  I! O

& R1 Y! c9 i7 [: a: Z0 a( KCollect skin & U; e8 u8 n( w0 S/ w* M: |( ]$ `+ z
收皮
* T8 _# f6 v% z2 eCollect father # k" Y! O& f: n" m
收爹
0 q% j4 _: H" u' `: TYou give me collect father.
% p% b6 C/ m" K# }9 y' \$ s! F7 i你同我收爹！
5 z/ v2 ~- C9 z$ C8 z' ULaugh die me.
- U5 [0 `. v5 }3 ]+ X/ A$ W3 G* V6 k笑死我。
9 T3 @8 l8 _+ H; w& |You give me stop. " L) n7 r0 P4 @/ ^! d
你同我企系度。 5 ~9 `8 g  D/ W9 b& t& _
Eight woman
& z0 ]4 j2 P7 b1 d9 V) I5 ~0 K6 i八婆
' Z) h5 s6 x1 S& t& W$ rEight woman,you are good!
3 E, a' s( G; l* k6 }. ?八婆，你好o野! % _; }& \- W! @& M4 V) m* f
What the spring do you do?
9 D- W3 D+ C/ P! t+ F5 }你搞乜春啊? 2 r% F, _/ K1 a0 J) d  R* @
A dog of eating dung / N( y2 D4 J& A& B7 J+ y
食屎狗
. L$ J7 L6 Q. c8 v3 X8 g# wA ghost of ass
+ X9 A' C* @7 _# H, P  `; M' i屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
/ \% g4 ~$ s$ r都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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3 L. I3 E8 w% A) z! F' ^
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
' t2 [$ w" d6 Z) e" _this is not hong kong style english.....
; f1 G3 p& [7 e- ]! \this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
9 w; g3 o( X$ Y  n: z  ^7 U: c/ _4 Vi've already ban this shit...
+ p% L+ }( P& Sdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.