香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
/ U* A. A' Q( B+ I+ b8 r" x8 Y$ I3 i甘多人死，唔见你死。
% V7 `6 H( I- V1 f! L/ s" m2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
+ A" G$ Y; U. J4 S3 |; n你教我以后点出嚟行?
" s* I6 ~- [6 O* ]+ ]& b* k' }3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 8 o: [" U% j  X7 t; p
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 & K6 y, c  s  I3 j
4 "I saw a pork chop"
* \+ e% W  y% p. v我见到件猪扒啊。 & U* c! ^- q# }9 a2 o* I) O
5 Are you road? : B5 \$ N, @- ~6 U$ |8 x# p
你系咪路啊？ , |! s; P- m: F; ^3 C
6 What the water are you?
- K* w0 o' ?9 o0 g7 Z( n$ m- a你系乜水啊？
# X6 [# t0 W! u& q" i& O9 h7 Do you big me? . L" ]) R" H  w- m
你大我啊？ : |3 s5 `8 h& q& P
8 Zebra chops people.
$ w+ F$ Q( i) @, h3 f" D班马劈友。
1 a! y7 X3 v+ Z/ Z9 The king of the cutting girl.
) f* |, |) @+ i# ~1 @6 ^; |界女王。
# J* K/ }$ J- _% C; D7 _10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. " S' j2 v+ O- y3 `# E+ f' e( z
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
, a2 v5 k' j3 ]# _6 P# I11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 4 j" o2 h% p* v! C5 }4 j
你当我无到？
+ O/ E, x4 d1 c  z0 y12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 9 l0 \0 g) ~5 m! i- |
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ' L) e" }) X) F5 |+ n0 S! \
13 Today I was very black son. " P2 e8 V2 u& S; b  j: `+ s4 t
今日我好黑仔。
5 ?: Z- O8 p) H( Y14 I am wearing grass. 7 t* A- U. b) g
我着紧草。
% e! k! B, v6 v. X. q15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 3 i+ H# J; q( q) ]! U
你未够班同我讲数！
8 K/ s. X8 u/ H16 Two beat six.
, H% P+ [  `6 O9 [# `5 T3 f0 x4 [4 k二打六
0 _% p/ {, _) H7 R: F" l17 Two five son.
# B9 R, X4 a$ O% G二五仔
8 u1 p) K: u- f6 U18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 9 z: w0 P7 q) }, T  X
琴琴青
0 W, Q6 r$ j4 Z$ {19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ; M' ]7 U; [1 k, l. K
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
  O) G" P: z" {7 [' C20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 4 J, n+ F* P$ T
蠢蠢欲動 。
9 r. b- ?+ ]" V# W* Y! _21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 " |9 i, `* b) V. {  s1 A% E0 _
人山人海 。 4 _$ w3 Y! U7 q+ u+ S# ~  ~! B, N
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ! \( q$ T# C, _8 @
你算老幾? ) @" Y+ ^6 Z$ @& Z$ T+ X: s
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
- E+ s! r% M7 k# t6 F* D4 H你講乜鬼?
5 X" n8 S5 @# \8 U24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
& m) c4 Q' h# r( [& s我驚你有牙！ 9 o! c6 n  A4 u! i. ^
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
* n3 V* l  ]' d2 }- ]! V8 o心花怒放。   
, I% z1 S6 Q/ y; ]Fish skin
# l$ b$ x9 u6 k4 j: ~+ Y' [) z% o鱼皮 。   m- c7 i2 r5 ^
Monster of blowing water.
( _6 |- W: ?+ J2 O吹水怪。
8 p; x) r# j" X5 Z# IFace green green
* ?3 s% T$ E/ d, ]+ d6 q6 S面青青。 4 H9 |8 S$ ?$ j
You see road carefully
5 V. N' o: L5 v' ~% Z你小心睇路
6 g& R# y" ?( H/ s9 uYou go to street carefully ) K6 Y8 U* p0 D- ]
你出街小心D。 . H# W- n- m) t1 Y
Do the world
& w/ z* r" Q6 [- G$ m* F做世界 。
7 g1 v4 R( V5 ~5 x/ pBig tea rice 5 C" q9 u# ~9 O
大茶饭 。
3 J1 d, Z# T- D$ F7 f, TAmerican chinese not enough.
3 f# s/ c( F, O/ _( d: x) ]; r美中不足。 / F! P* j5 N& k
King eight egg.
# r  k# h& w0 s& c! G* ^王八蛋 ( b/ A8 U& C5 i# B
High hand. ) _- [9 P& c* ?. K% M' c" r0 n0 I" Q6 C
高手 ) n% }) l4 O2 a$ _5 ]9 L% W* G
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Old dot. : }+ s; f% J: t2 d$ B* e
老点
2 K" L$ X, j, A% O" u, U2 r! a- m8 ~5 `One old water 0 }8 Z, J7 \4 N6 C+ |3 R7 [
一旧水 ) X1 n9 X  I5 u1 d7 f# }1 i8 Y( U
I know your mouse.
8 Z  @) H. ~5 ]3 v, _7 I1 j我识你老鼠！
9 v* \( j  ~( M3 p% ?1 s4 RMeasure water/Pound water. , K% d% p2 k# ^7 e
磅水
: [2 g3 v- Y0 v* AA dragon service.
' d. L0 _% @; y0 n& @8 h. t一条龙服务
) d4 F1 E# z# s# p& ?& jPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 J, N5 g, u8 w
我吹鸡打你班友。 ( {* r$ G' n& o9 b& z- l% L
You jump building. 5 u0 E- L, n2 I+ Q/ C" E7 F
你跳楼啦。 6 f; {9 a" \" `) Q1 h- N
You come back home and eat banana 8 L5 D# t  \+ H2 t& S/ D
你返屋企食蕉啦 $ d  |! d% q( @0 E  R: g
I give you a hair.
; @! O  w& \5 x- R我俾条毛你ar! , `& [( p; |3 Q8 }6 [5 {
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Collect skin
* _" {+ }/ U: q/ j" ]收皮
6 P- X) ]/ H/ U6 CCollect father
" b  I/ D& R3 l收爹 2 p" M. O; W/ j! U) R% t$ h
You give me collect father.
7 M9 K# o) {( p你同我收爹！ & M  G# n9 J8 B( U
Laugh die me. / R, p1 p9 y) _' a
笑死我。
9 i$ G- A7 J. R* X6 s4 lYou give me stop.
% s( ]8 B' @5 _, Y1 ?% O+ o4 y  u你同我企系度。 + A5 I) b: m& C, \! B
Eight woman + G$ Z9 @1 ]0 W
八婆 * C/ y8 R* q5 q" l7 A- n& u. z+ w2 B
Eight woman,you are good! + V, k3 ?7 K) C, H
八婆，你好o野! % U" Z/ a. b6 y: ~6 F3 n- K
What the spring do you do?
9 ^) ~( a5 ^% r2 w  \2 T你搞乜春啊? + d/ q* A: O" q# o6 Q
A dog of eating dung
, ?# T" f$ K9 X% I) D食屎狗
" A* i2 L( Y5 V4 M% w# [- XA ghost of ass 7 g! X* ]$ _# P! N+ A  G* p2 \8 k: q
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
) D' H2 Y" [. b1 y% O" t& a" L, F都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

5 u5 h8 I& [1 h9 ]& n  C1 L- @
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......! s" c1 B  V, i$ Q# P1 f7 t+ f
this is not hong kong style english.....
8 |6 l* R; h5 p/ H. M" ^$ T) f& O; wthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....1 o$ S$ C1 Y5 j' s0 j6 L
i've already ban this shit...
- o7 F" }6 t* w8 x0 B' \4 Adon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.