香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
# F& |. {7 b4 q1 w; S9 q& y6 X% ?/ J甘多人死，唔见你死。
/ C& s0 j1 m; q. j2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? * o: j% P6 f. f0 j9 ~
你教我以后点出嚟行?
0 \$ Q; B% \; }. Q; F" l3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
. H+ i. ^+ A8 R如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 9 R* k8 R6 P& a# i$ u
4 "I saw a pork chop"
& v5 N4 _; o0 d4 a; q) V$ E7 _我见到件猪扒啊。
% c: s* f% E7 Y$ U, y; x3 G5 Are you road? ' l8 m% K+ o! m, d) b" h( H4 v
你系咪路啊？ % f+ B1 E7 [3 t4 B; h
6 What the water are you?
2 P' [2 G: c/ C$ N4 B3 D7 u& \你系乜水啊？ . Z9 q$ F4 R" p5 J- M
7 Do you big me? # a8 k8 b& ^' A# r* K9 g
你大我啊？
  o0 H& W% Z% I$ M# ?# c) l( }8 Zebra chops people.
7 g& B, Y. H5 L班马劈友。   {) x, c3 p0 z$ ~: ]! h
9 The king of the cutting girl.
5 Y3 e4 i$ v# q7 p6 c6 o/ u界女王。 , X) R$ ]! X9 t. [+ C) i$ C
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. & }  j) H! J. h/ ]1 d5 d" c
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 % o& t; d8 R4 m" b! H, v& U
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
8 f8 j: t# e0 E5 g7 z/ D0 Z0 x- V你当我无到？ - E& g; a! \& \* b9 O" C6 N, }% k
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
- G: |$ v4 x" x& y+ x0 a+ b你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
1 }2 V1 t. Z. C13 Today I was very black son.   v/ q9 D# i( r4 J
今日我好黑仔。 ' p+ \8 J1 B  v. j' U9 t2 l
14 I am wearing grass. & y- O: l5 h1 o1 R' C
我着紧草。 / l# c9 K5 e$ |. l  C5 y
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! : M* j6 s5 Q2 V" C# L5 ?
你未够班同我讲数！
7 h; W! z; E# p7 W/ M$ R/ @16 Two beat six. " _1 b- u6 ]7 ^9 Y* z5 `4 W
二打六 ; g; U9 x/ s! d% j- J0 f
17 Two five son. ! ^* x& y2 K, b8 t! [
二五仔
* U& I- s( O' V8 V2 |/ g- s18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 $ a& e& \6 b& E+ t0 w
琴琴青
+ d, C. k' @) P7 R6 B19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 4 o. c( L& {& [" \4 k
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 4 p3 i' K! B: c2 v( i
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
( N, n) s5 Q8 P% n/ s$ d蠢蠢欲動 。 . j2 M7 N* w  Z5 f! ?: ]4 X+ |
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 / d6 r* n4 ?9 i
人山人海 。 ! w6 ?" Y0 I- ^; a5 }# M9 N
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 : u( \) D6 H. j" r+ x# K1 A
你算老幾?
) v$ O  K! k+ O' z7 _* L* }) B% `1 W: k23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
$ s- ^, F9 P5 m7 Z+ o你講乜鬼? & V, t) t5 l. b# W0 n$ S2 L& L+ x
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ; [( @4 u: ^% a+ M5 R5 Z0 ?* {! i2 d
我驚你有牙！
8 _; s" T9 e8 I, D( F# Y25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 ) _  q0 ]) U' n& T
心花怒放。   
4 u4 \0 W! b! AFish skin
0 s( J# \$ o: Q. u鱼皮 。
  U  B: l* k; z0 `6 r& ]Monster of blowing water. * H6 [3 \) W5 E* b: o
吹水怪。 - F" o- d( l+ X- U& G
Face green green ' S+ b. U0 W- k9 X: D
面青青。 # m( r, x* G+ X; X( b, J
You see road carefully 2 H% |/ o8 B: E# d7 l( U
你小心睇路 7 M2 V. ]# Q+ j& |! A
You go to street carefully
; V# n  h# f& W" J, E# ~& M* S9 T你出街小心D。 / T. A( A. H( G
Do the world
8 ^8 T3 X2 z7 i4 \做世界 。   d& j, [( Q, S- _+ K& @7 p
Big tea rice ; n/ @2 c8 e' I4 N/ Y
大茶饭 。 2 ?# \$ m8 X! V8 E. {
American chinese not enough.
' d# M( s7 u+ f% l美中不足。 9 e4 k) {, i& Q
King eight egg. 1 t& o9 M0 R. y" ~4 T
王八蛋 & t0 ?* M9 Z" c5 m
High hand.
9 w/ K) p8 T4 A( c9 J% B高手   C& G& _+ [7 T; m' \1 s
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Old dot.
9 A$ r# i3 U/ z+ K+ Z老点
/ b* s% o3 ^- \& o  ~' w! ^% w3 c0 {One old water
' G) F4 V% p' U  ~! X一旧水 - g! H; u) m4 }* ]- c9 q# F' f
I know your mouse. ! D. A& p, W6 X& x/ a
我识你老鼠！
7 `0 X4 ~+ g- P, K. l: N* SMeasure water/Pound water. + H, l. s2 B, z
磅水 ! @8 r; j4 y. L
A dragon service. ; R$ G$ n  Y; t# q, \
一条龙服务 " y# ^. z+ X* A  A( c7 c2 n: {5 H
Pump water. 9 D5 [& K/ v! q+ G
**** 4 \% s8 O3 x( o$ D; c
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 1 [6 d+ {6 e- e
我吹鸡打你班友。
7 X# T! ?2 S/ [1 P! N1 @You jump building.
( I$ ?" W1 n: K6 D0 W8 Z' I$ K, o6 K你跳楼啦。 + e1 e# z  S* T
You come back home and eat banana * }# \& c' ^+ B5 }& G( {1 I( c
你返屋企食蕉啦
0 l2 u  o6 Z- _4 }I give you a hair. 0 K5 F9 P; \, t, v$ J( }: `
我俾条毛你ar! / Z" G$ \7 k: ]7 z# I
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Collect skin
4 W5 @7 U4 _! _. ~收皮
9 d3 y3 k- I  p  p0 S7 ~' xCollect father
  n0 q. m8 P. ^! ?* s收爹   I8 F6 r' M# r+ j, o
You give me collect father. / Q; F- c# N- s2 q8 V
你同我收爹！
, o2 j9 {/ m3 b# DLaugh die me. ; }4 w# @/ h3 j2 g2 K0 P5 {
笑死我。
; S& X6 F8 ^! p! sYou give me stop. ( b5 F4 f6 p- X/ t
你同我企系度。 ; L" S' q6 o" U( Q* l! T
Eight woman
0 q; T, F, l% B5 A# }* x八婆
, H. b+ [) p0 e* iEight woman,you are good! 4 H% s, j  S4 @2 P( h
八婆，你好o野! 1 `5 L! G6 M' w
What the spring do you do?
" z' A; }1 J1 V8 U6 d你搞乜春啊?
) A9 T1 F/ c+ {! b1 SA dog of eating dung 6 I; n, q8 I/ S% V& H$ I0 h6 `
食屎狗
4 q! @# I7 K3 a$ S" d, z" @- t5 d& cA ghost of ass ( e3 K8 t* B: r' A' q- p  T% ^1 }
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
. q# {6 e. V* j; W都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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3 S8 x, o! L+ v6 atotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......7 s# v- A' m& m2 j! o
this is not hong kong style english.....; ?6 p# ^1 @# _$ i1 F
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
1 q2 ]9 D% b; k" S$ o# P- U' {$ ji've already ban this shit...$ i0 p# s" {# s; |4 R3 H
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.