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Kei2005

十大阿媽口頭襌/ p; }4 s& Y# }5 j4 G( q% F
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1 著多件衫呀 (不論寒冷或酷熱天氣警告都會聽到)
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5 E( a0 U* ~1 e0 ~" j2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?), c+ r$ l8 e& `7 n) x

* v" \2 {9 g+ v% O3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)0 r2 ~  {0 O: E
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4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎
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5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻
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6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)1 f8 Y8 p+ ^9 l( I" @! _0 L4 }
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7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)
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2 B) n- l, E* ?2 O, K. O8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)
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9 幾時結婚呀 (結婚, 結婚, 結完就分, 有乜好結喎)
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10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有)4 k$ z$ }; d+ }. v

9 F' U% g1 L% q: ]5 g* L9 O7 M我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:( |: k, g- \7 a/ @6 P
正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:* I: D/ x+ P8 C* {

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" G9 ^& K+ N1 F# l5 T' W' K好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

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TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good