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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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; g% x0 u. E0 F" V& p性本善:Sex is good.   N: P  @2 V4 Q- _" V( @/ w
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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! o3 \  {7 Z% j9 `8 R! D" K! _習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.   B/ U8 m0 r. N' Q/ r0 y4 f. M

* J: ^5 n7 [; x: {苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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1 F9 s( T8 @( x5 [0 {. b性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it : x) C+ N8 j7 l6 t% ], ?

" g1 H3 n! l  M! g% I4 b: p貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ' V0 m& x6 t8 k6 v

* c; L* t0 O. `4 L6 h擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. : m/ k* b5 a5 V4 ]

1 h* b- Y" _0 Q子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 3 @% ?; M0 Z: G& \

# k  g8 ^3 h, _* {; B( N有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 1 F: A: e0 \/ H: O' I1 x! h
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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; h7 s. l+ u/ s# d# w1 m名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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% ]0 e- l& o/ k1 m2 N4 _3 K父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ) z1 ~3 ?; f) `- Z7 }: \" q
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ! C8 F: e/ F: S+ p7 l4 n
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 8 q8 W3 N7 @& m/ _. y0 b$ Q0 L
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 4 j( p( K8 H$ y
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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