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人之初:At the beginning of life. % l4 I- q. {& N; M( a

6 _# X1 a' }7 Y" T性本善:Sex is good. 4 Q- ^. V; D+ F. d0 H2 U! Z4 v

8 t' H$ M; B: ]$ k; o# T性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ; B* L6 y4 x2 ^  H5 C6 t$ f3 ?

/ t2 l2 I$ s  s- T( s( {% ~  H習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 1 ]) c2 `8 w9 w9 E

2 J7 F0 y4 m5 `5 d苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 9 N" [: d5 U0 D! `# g6 j8 A
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 7 k' }% t! ~" M0 m: z

. |7 @2 [8 ^. g9 i$ W教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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$ U4 O# t0 |2 i5 _昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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7 ?# r3 L- Q% ]擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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4 H. r0 x: s; D) `- `5 `子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ( K' y% t* r6 t% u& x0 F! w( b' [
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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( U' F  g0 A2 C# K7 S1 T0 o/ \' a6 `教五子 :All his five son took it
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0 h5 O# x+ ^. o+ j: c# l8 J3 w名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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8 m1 |. q( V+ h* h; N. D+ h養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 1 j* _9 l: V3 k! T
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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( a+ g1 ]6 p- X6 r: l子不學 :You may refuse to study this + H7 R# S' k5 |

& s0 t: i, U# M+ J3 W2 h非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 5 }2 j! e( B* f6 c( p4 E

( O" @7 c) F8 w: T, D幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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+ U* r  Z3 k9 E# e! k0 R4 E老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ; G& p( p( n9 a! n) y5 H
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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