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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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' V& O7 h; r% f: K性本善:Sex is good. 3 v  r+ F, k! f* l, I& k0 h( J& K% T/ u
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ! Z+ b) m) e8 R) s

7 f5 F- V+ k9 K' a3 }2 b, H% y) c/ s習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. / j( n$ d* q# P; ~
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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! \/ K0 S: l9 F, h& d教之道:The way of learning it - W' \/ l9 r" [( [, |7 Z

( @' l0 g3 W6 U2 I+ R& T) A貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. - F9 x+ z7 I" Q6 j- H+ Y7 ~

0 J. O  Y# T( \# D8 o0 z0 ~. w昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 5 q9 M  g+ d0 ^3 H5 ~+ Q) _1 q
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ; u) ^0 T  K" p7 y  H, s1 h1 C0 B; ?
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. " Z( A4 O  d6 }+ S" j

6 C/ k! G" a0 ?, L( N; E竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 1 L6 W. W$ k, e: T. j+ c; d

  I( a5 N1 R9 Y8 c6 ?有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 5 o$ B0 j# K/ p$ ^
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. + n+ K0 f. ~/ u( y: c5 [

7 ~+ P1 W, J% p養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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. f! {! d$ B, Q, }) `+ F4 X父之過 :It is all your fault. 6 g$ s4 Y8 v2 [: }, Z
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, , Y- B. E+ ]4 c+ `
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. $ v2 `! ^5 W9 Y  b! c% n" y2 U* E
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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" c/ |9 M5 y" ^# {非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 6 \5 D% Z% @3 r9 {6 v9 R

. }  q4 \3 K( \% Q$ P- b3 d玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, $ l7 u* L# d$ P
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, - }7 I" m8 i( a% C1 n

" ?: A, @* p6 w) |不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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