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人之初:At the beginning of life. / _) ~9 n. d) t: Q

6 z2 V8 T' M4 v) N性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ( f7 E% j. c- I7 f" o; C3 e
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ; x+ N# ]- O- `. r& D5 ~, b8 v

6 W( v/ z2 n8 B# d0 w) N7 g" r. H+ u苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 2 e1 m- n6 x( ~1 f, T
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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  y7 c! I1 u7 d0 D# W教之道:The way of learning it
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  Y! W  s- f8 Z( @+ L5 l貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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$ x( e& l* @7 k. q. b' x: w5 c: N有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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( p, S4 E- e( F4 Z) N" O0 l* B( ~5 @教五子 :All his five son took it
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* h* S; {$ S$ a  o& [! C6 I- u3 z1 a名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. : _. z2 T# J3 z

. U# ]! i9 ~8 O% i5 o養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ! O5 j' `" b& b

1 H' b+ N3 y: B) ~" @. j5 P1 o& d父之過 :It is all your fault. 9 `% A' `- j  Y, t, z- _( l
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 6 n8 |* A" }9 X, Y
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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6 w" F2 P) Y3 o% R$ Q子不學 :You may refuse to study this ; \9 ~; H9 w% {2 I8 v# f

" h& V9 |3 n% O$ Q非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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% y  J1 v# e7 f2 Y! r# h5 H幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ( i% ~* l! c4 r4 O
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged , Z7 _9 J4 \9 v

  q3 {- a& @: m( j* r玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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% E$ P& ~% z1 ]7 r( A不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 3 k* X2 R2 o/ f7 D! M) W! v

; X/ r' L- L2 f. [不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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