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人之初:At the beginning of life. % X  B8 t& y# h; G( _  |* J

+ _6 B# Q' e$ p  ?' n. v* Q性本善:Sex is good.
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- L8 Z* @) E  o" R5 Y8 j性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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6 H/ s/ Q# W) L( m' U習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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% O+ w% N3 A7 Q! @性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. & L( N# S; a- D

3 Q. f# X/ N6 h% f2 u* t7 b1 A% d2 e教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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) J( ^) g7 D  K昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ) G9 Q$ h# j. T9 J; `7 T  E, J/ W

4 d* T; s# B& h5 a8 h7 ^; r3 Y$ Y擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, & T3 k; E3 k( p* j' \

+ R/ ?' ~) c5 i1 W4 [6 i" N3 C: H  t: c8 `斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ) v1 v0 ^% r7 k  L. K$ A, J9 ?+ T
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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. A+ I- W7 ?$ v( t5 A有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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7 P' ?; _: ?8 C. a* Z教五子 :All his five son took it
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' R# ]& _6 p& c, R+ W4 w名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ( p* H1 V9 p% s0 a* H8 p
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. - d8 D  z! C) i( B$ ~9 {/ P+ g
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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4 k- g) S8 T3 S) U% @% F師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this # W' R4 r& x4 {3 N7 _, m0 B
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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9 I( P4 J, |  @幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, , }; L& `! k0 O0 a
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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( s9 |$ I9 F/ r' D) b玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ) i& N% r2 ?7 a

7 p' J5 l  p+ ]! O1 K不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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4 Z3 z: n+ ^! ~" K7 d+ f  a人不學 :If you don't learn sex, * O6 E0 F4 F2 a8 A
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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