The best Resignation Letter ever in the world
| 睇完真係大快人心! 
 
 Dear Mother fucker,
 
 This will confirm my resignation with your fuck up company. I
 have accepted a lucrative position with a company where being
 a bitch is not a job prerequisite for managerial skills.
 
 I am looking forward to my new position and the challenges
 that await me, unlike when I worked with you assholes. My last
 day of work will be when you realize I came in late last night
 and cleaned out my desk, including all the supplies I requested
 and received last week.
 
 Hopefully your dumb ass can figure out all the shit I've left
 undone for the new team, as well as the ongoing projects I never
 completed.
 
 Once the company figures out that you don't know a Damn thing,
 they will not only fire my replacement, but your ass as well.
 
 My experience with this fucking company has been very
 unrewarding. I was only rewarded by your secretary, she
 is a good fucker and sucker. We fucked all over your
 office and also on your desk when you were away. She
 revealed that u screwed her when everytime she appeal for
 salary increment. She enjoyed sex with me but not to a
 corpse like you. In short, you are not only a fucker but a
 poor fucker.
 
 Anyway, I appreciate having had the opportunity to use you
 as a steppingstone to a better future. I wish you and the
 organization not a fucking thing, bitch-ass motherfuckers.
 
 Please feel free not to say a damn thing to me should you
 see me on the street, unless you want your ass kicked and
 skrewed.
 
 
 
 Yours sincerely,
 
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