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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ / D/ e: ~( l: ?5 u
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 9 V+ P* p: B. G0 l- N2 I
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ ' S6 _9 o+ x4 G# B7 a4 t
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ & @0 L* R$ p! E8 e& T* t A( b% n8 h/ s
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 ! e: a9 R4 L# U: n* g
- O4 p7 z U; mFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ) r) ^5 K# t9 P0 K" Q5 L
' B6 N" d! B. z- r( n" Q" o9 |Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 6 |# r l5 x. l) C, Y+ i
) Z9 ^4 D* ]% G' X3 g7 CBlow chicken吹雞 $ W \" g* o- r$ p& j9 {) f
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ; Z3 k! {) d7 W/ o
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 1 e+ p1 o( p2 Y. o2 J
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" # s5 a# B& _: ^
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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4 B* c! k! Y6 XYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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- G8 A& j9 Y; ^% J$ f) @5 [You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ' P6 s1 T0 | `
# q& s/ g: {' _1 mYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 2 O+ b, U* X# ~( D/ C
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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7 d5 b1 C2 G9 p% g* ]Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 8 _7 @1 v' I3 X- N
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Eat banana食蕉
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6 C6 t7 I, D" d4 Z- mYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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' o: g/ k# u- }0 t- y. c9 S: m; HHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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; c {, w7 U# K$ r1 p6 PWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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( A8 D9 b9 x. LZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 1 X- y! F5 ]& C) i' I, U; x* \% ?
, v% t/ b& ~8 ?. DDo the world做世界 。 7 a& w" ^- }- t/ @/ r! I
& P2 l; W. b6 I- j, _+ kBig tea rice大茶飯 。 $ i+ v2 H4 D- @& ~' `& g& w4 m
) M$ v3 q1 N! `7 @What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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- `; x, m n' o* mCut girl 界女
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0 ~2 g' _4 V$ u2 a& zThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 ' i" J5 i2 _( d i: [4 d. G. ]4 [
6 e: U( H) F% x4 {& ~Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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- a; l, H) L3 uI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹
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9 Y! N0 c/ T$ X8 H# ^You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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\$ V: F8 `) t6 s0 T" MLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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: m3 z1 S. v* C& W5 {! EAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 ! g! ?' e, V$ l! f# S' D
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 * r' e! {; |& a; N
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你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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1 Z: X" ^# @; J. ]Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! ; P( U8 D3 _* d: [( k6 |
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King eight egg.王八蛋 ( U. R! h* {4 d- f
# g/ t6 X- r8 f% W" Q1 N7 ABlack son黑仔
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" j/ w: e q" j3 L. C/ s6 K) M YToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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/ Q% B/ k( a6 l& f f, yI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 # l9 g; b+ T$ a6 Y
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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# j) P. L* j; b% ^* n9 M9 \2 i9 \Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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% M& o# B/ A4 GOne old water 一舊水
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+ X, [, k$ J8 ~/ wWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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2 `2 d2 O$ N T! l/ _A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ( M; a! y+ l/ Y
; @# J; W9 ?# ?" CA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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' @/ c4 `, s3 p2 \% }Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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7 U; @3 j) j" hA dragon service.一條龍服務 / O3 e J8 ?; Y/ O
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 3 H5 n9 C# p/ F6 H' q
1 W! @: r1 P; L. k' Y" tPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 + |+ {) h1 l! m" e9 i4 q
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