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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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6 j* Z$ |, k8 N: ^) `$ U1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 h% z+ P$ ~" y9 r% e5 ~2 m99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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; L8 L/ A {7 Z+ J: H5 `2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
% x3 g6 |6 r) m# h9 g5 Z: T; ka.They give like hell.
3 c' y7 ?5 K8 b1 C+ i% r/ q w& ~b.They do not yell.9 G3 d0 B( O2 Y" y4 l
c.They do not tell.( J! |2 H1 _# k/ l: `+ o! `" |9 ]
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* s( g1 C+ k4 x: }; W) Q; o
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* [, r2 d, r/ A! y$ n0 }
- a HEART to love him,
8 D( ? ]4 [# t) w( d- a DIAMOND to marry him,; j% f; }/ A1 ?
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* r( p# U. Y9 b0 F, p" U7 s5 ~
- a SPADE to bury him!& u4 r S3 P0 ?$ w, y) V
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. M/ s8 P: B8 r% N
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& {8 }2 \6 I7 `# n6 M4 ]
+ l) C- h0 o' h; _$ O) e$ J2 K9 W. ]; I5) What is the strongest muscle?
. \- }5 ?4 d+ t2 @The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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( O" m% _2 ]# [4 n; A2 x6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 @2 R3 h- R' g2 ~
The arse hole is always in front of you.( O$ }0 W8 J% h( [* x3 b
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: l: Z6 [, b, R0 {: V) l
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 ~/ b3 M- j" I) w' o- v: n L
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ \5 j- d5 `2 G# c8 L* G- nThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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