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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* p9 p |9 v* N w6 O
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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1 q5 g- C6 W. S+ l' P2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 K# g8 D9 r: u, S5 x, Ka.They give like hell. / w" T$ v0 a6 a4 z: U
b.They do not yell.
1 @! a* Q$ U- x% y. i6 f; {3 v3 Y Rc.They do not tell.- [1 A7 W+ K/ y7 b1 s7 X( g7 [ C
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 F9 M$ i% b' O' K% C9 A1 X8 J0 \( \
( Q7 }% m0 {2 v+ Z" k3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( m& J F3 x1 O* y- a HEART to love him,
( b; v" O9 d- M; X6 ?# \9 K- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ z1 Y- A- W, {% q: f% x0 p7 R
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
% M0 D- z- B* K& |+ f% ?' y- a SPADE to bury him!( v9 a6 S8 l, q8 w2 u
0 ~" w* V. k/ Y1 J# @( T7 Q, z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
- Q' A W7 D# }6 j6 o2 E" OBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 M5 l7 e+ T- @, \/ N; o
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5) What is the strongest muscle?* i" p4 O4 w! W/ ^8 l4 W
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 ~8 h2 Z* c. e
* b, g# @# b+ k6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 `) d/ {2 c" W U6 d7 hThe arse hole is always in front of you.0 Q% k" j7 q. V8 T
, m' z& D' q% k+ I$ h7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 B7 a8 a% ~0 |6 p6 SWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) x0 B7 O% A4 z: V8 t
6 O! [4 d5 P/ t( h& o% [, A) W8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# _% \$ z+ u" t1 ^3 ZThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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