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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 f* r" G# f( f- Z99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence N4 @- H8 _, e1 S6 Z8 y! d
; a, J: H' R) v7 f# i) e2 `! M& d2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ F' u& B8 u; A, i% l) fa.They give like hell. ) w5 ~% g" R: W1 J$ s
b.They do not yell.
# v- u+ {' t% `7 ac.They do not tell.
: o* |$ P \0 {" v( t7 Wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 A N/ M/ E7 R7 Z Q( V9 W- a HEART to love him,
* D% ^# G- X6 H1 ?0 b9 W- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 v" Z3 J: I7 x
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 \3 Q# h% S+ `8 a! z& g: q* @* K! }$ o- a SPADE to bury him!: M) N# B) f/ Z _3 j, K' [
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ ]7 k* _* e/ r" O. |
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later( N4 G9 @+ m% u. U& O8 {4 {6 I
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
6 }/ ]* r. u i1 B9 ]7 k# v) j& yThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% K8 G- z& T+ ~% ^: W! `6 ]" V
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. [$ b: r0 R, h6 v' _- z
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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( u+ M1 a1 X( U+ ^ `1 k+ j# k7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) \/ r7 i) a0 N" q+ ~- }' tWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 A& g" G( t9 e+ o! n$ @' x, f1 Z
" W+ _$ E# G8 o/ s- J8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?) u( K, t) z" i( [) b& R% x
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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