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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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: O+ G, x( s+ M* X2 K' @1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
& O* c) d5 d \1 ~: T99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' F6 @( v$ B9 t2 b! U! k# b# ]1 t; g
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
, Y, w: l. O& ba.They give like hell. 7 z2 s: h; Y4 E! D) x0 S
b.They do not yell.: L# E: [/ [' U: S( b" G1 h
c.They do not tell./ k! u! i$ Y$ A3 Y# t5 t# J5 b9 V
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
r% {4 M( p1 R' k0 [- e- a HEART to love him,
( ?1 V$ V0 S e* s, j& n! G- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 u* @7 H6 H3 `5 s( f# u$ U$ A( o
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
$ c. w; o) m. G l' o: a; h- a SPADE to bury him!
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$ ]( K' y! m, K2 L" q& R4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?/ F. M3 U+ W* r4 }7 }) k3 C8 q
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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( z/ Q( ~3 P& z* ]3 O& s/ @! G5) What is the strongest muscle?: A2 z% K9 A4 a( o
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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4 [, u, @ K! x6 }9 C1 R* v; N: d6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
- V2 F ]; f+ t$ i$ ?The arse hole is always in front of you.( n9 `: |+ R+ ]( [" G
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" A/ D" P/ G$ C$ i9 I" m
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 F( w5 N1 F7 r- j6 S* C
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
4 F7 L* s" m* _3 IThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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