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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ U6 F/ P1 _' {& m" s# j/ W* S
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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* k$ O1 r: j) P% D) C, z2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ O' k1 a# ^* E K! [
a.They give like hell. ) A6 x7 P @+ A" e
b.They do not yell.
; {2 `5 H) _+ ~- E# U1 Sc.They do not tell.
/ I S9 b" ^8 Nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.7 `7 D O% ~9 K' G# s
$ I: D: T% f% I2 p1 y/ K7 K3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 q1 }4 [% k, ~! n; o v b: L
- a HEART to love him,5 L& l' k9 B, S- |) G+ i" `
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- v7 V: \) M( P+ E- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! Q+ b5 E1 R7 A, _6 M8 B- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% u( u5 a. X4 T9 j5 x! f: V5 y$ W
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 G/ I3 Z K7 y6 p& y% \1 m( E
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5) What is the strongest muscle?0 Y) y) ~1 Z; b
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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" p2 y. A+ D( w) Q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( x3 C4 c2 h; x2 G
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
, P! q; l9 H( v' g ?When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) U% E6 |) |$ |$ Q& T) V" j6 E; B
- E' z' B) W5 T1 I( s) b8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?" b, i8 H: N2 M) n4 m5 {& W
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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