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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ W' Q2 J( K. a0 P! J, V, k
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 [4 `; x3 O) _: O# j' Y
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 e' q9 O1 @! P
a.They give like hell. 3 }6 z; \) q/ Q4 }7 R+ I# _
b.They do not yell.
l; E9 ~, R& T4 V5 Rc.They do not tell./ n2 P2 s! |/ H- J/ a2 z
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., U. T( l- h" |6 {5 B4 s" l% D- V
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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w+ c0 g) a @2 B8 `- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. O( m% T( H- c( z% {& V% p6 yBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later; ?( {+ `& A* a) Q6 I- e
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5) What is the strongest muscle?3 ~0 `3 E5 o! O, G( E( z# ~3 m$ B
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! `1 L0 t7 C, @1 y
The arse hole is always in front of you. w- Z# f$ E! f% I
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' g! h1 x: n: o6 B" SWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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/ Q5 c7 ?5 f' a- I* a; \8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# U9 `: R/ x/ i4 g: C' u. lThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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