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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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) h" `9 T0 I0 S7 I# L( g1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' |+ F% i+ `& F9 e99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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/ r0 ?" n) I: E9 x) H3 ~ q2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( m1 M: U! g5 Y) _7 C6 H( pa.They give like hell. & L1 \) Y; y7 j+ u+ Y
b.They do not yell.3 u& Q2 w1 g U: [8 R
c.They do not tell.3 `8 Z2 Q' E& }! t0 M" G E
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:6 W# R6 b, q: c. q# n" U
- a HEART to love him,+ ~+ G) g! a' D) P; o! \7 }( y
- a DIAMOND to marry him, H0 {9 G8 W1 x2 p+ j
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and# ]( h0 I6 f$ ]8 x' s3 s: H/ |% v
- a SPADE to bury him!9 b* b: [0 S0 T4 D- p
2 x4 v0 u/ e4 k J Y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. i% V" M$ p5 f: i9 GBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?8 i% h1 @* K$ K; O3 O) X. M8 x
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 k5 P8 E) W, A2 ~- w$ J
# b8 M ]% \: t' F; Z$ |6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& s2 T: F7 L! A2 i! g! HThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# G# r1 G- |7 O
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ O# \0 J- O# Y+ x& E( ?- D+ }
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
' k$ Y. c" y" A0 SThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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