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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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' {2 r2 `* x% }1 R$ t4 u$ I1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) F p3 V; x- L3 v6 G, r
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence* s$ V. e- a+ n" A
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( a. z2 t; J( u. f
a.They give like hell.
( |0 G, u# M. K6 C' nb.They do not yell.% K; k6 r3 T1 K; u, d' J4 I7 P1 V
c.They do not tell. C0 c# \. I! E+ T7 p
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 H2 d5 g( U& L* T2 G/ `8 |
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 ] s8 P$ R1 {) n- a HEART to love him,9 J/ l$ _, R2 B" u
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
. P) c7 {- O7 K. B8 I- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- D9 s' [; C- Z' I7 n- a SPADE to bury him!0 y# l# M9 i; o/ K$ ^
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. U. g7 N* ?3 D; S
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: `% M- m2 \; v0 |" V0 C. H& \
! n8 x$ c3 L6 L3 m5) What is the strongest muscle?
" ?) s( j, e" \The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" y, A4 u2 @$ Z e( ]) g7 KThe arse hole is always in front of you.2 G9 H0 V- w% _/ v
% Z) J( l6 z( d2 ~7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. m5 Z4 L4 f9 L" K2 ]
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& w7 n3 a3 e( U
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 y) I5 B" w" H- |8 FThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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