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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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! p- B* Y: G3 }( h; E+ t1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 }, _/ t9 x/ q7 v( _$ b
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& ?* f6 ]$ g: ^" G0 e8 I+ b
a.They give like hell.
; |$ T& a( t: J' db.They do not yell.% W. ^, C" n+ \& l$ m
c.They do not tell.
8 H" w: a9 U9 n. cd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ h& l$ q. `; R" T# u. Q/ p
. t7 v: R; t, R; \* a3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
# m% Q+ x4 ?9 w: ]6 ~- a HEART to love him,- B& D/ [" ]7 ]3 S: e, |3 _% C
- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 i( A0 E }. r9 c
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& o, [. Q f; [6 z. y% [) B- a SPADE to bury him!, @, A4 Q: U$ ?2 L
+ n3 U/ J; T# [) b0 B' B4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& x" n3 O/ t4 x* N; S
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?. ^ t/ C T8 B3 w0 W, s0 V" }
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 j. S. ]% f5 j2 w# G
The arse hole is always in front of you.6 C) _( M9 G, i6 P' G7 i
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
3 i8 e2 E3 ~+ J8 V. R& F2 Z9 qWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& D. D7 ?8 b0 n# |" e1 j) |! ?( f
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? z6 w3 X. E$ F9 m' G6 M0 R( V( @
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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