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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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* \$ E9 \: m. a" c1 x3 D4 i1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 R" N. Z; x) }. G7 e6 q
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! q% s# o% q; v: ^! r
a.They give like hell. 2 ~, u; V3 G& }% V! ~
b.They do not yell.
, E. D% m1 j4 X* k2 k$ Rc.They do not tell. U9 p- C# W2 |+ I+ l6 G* Y
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' Y4 V0 R r$ V# s$ Y5 @ ~
E! p9 ?# l; Q9 F) F4 o' l; J3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
+ T* D* X7 R0 r6 `& I) b- a HEART to love him,
8 Y/ |) I' ~- d5 x% |- a DIAMOND to marry him,
% Y! D* `. ]7 r9 M- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ B6 z/ z) S1 l1 v% T/ F+ g
- a SPADE to bury him!
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# E9 Y) f6 O0 O+ r3 Z- J4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 ~6 K7 I: `4 p, P
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# j8 T+ X, E* ]
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
. u2 y2 B6 h k A2 w- V* q, ~ uThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% V! `; k0 l5 e" U
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& D4 S. U5 y- P' s! e2 ^( \: |The arse hole is always in front of you.& D# x8 [$ C) P. V8 {3 d3 X6 z
, m( w6 V6 m( m S) N7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
l4 ^$ D1 v: W" L4 I% {- C0 W% ZWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ G: D! U. ] O8 g2 a
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 u% i# j6 a3 E- K% GThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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