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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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- t9 N4 c# Q. h s1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' g/ J* J/ e2 @# D99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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8 u% E6 k/ w1 ?& o5 N2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ ^% ], m! L1 G- f; J
a.They give like hell. & F8 c$ d6 _/ [3 k+ Z
b.They do not yell.3 ]! g" X5 [5 n2 O y& o/ F; \7 j
c.They do not tell.: J3 J8 o/ ?- c% E5 b
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; V- @( Q. \% ]4 W" X
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
# N `+ ?' v! w- a HEART to love him,
3 F( L( C$ H9 k0 W9 J- a DIAMOND to marry him,! {% H; X: i* o' \7 _0 ~& }- d3 H$ }" N' X
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 w) s& e; W* h. c
- a SPADE to bury him!
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- x9 r8 ~* b* y6 [4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) R0 I5 I0 }- B5 ~4 a$ qBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?4 [* O+ U) g+ M: i$ ?
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& ]# M# x! z- Q9 T" F; H9 `
) a1 g$ `2 f9 Y: _+ b6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# z+ R- S$ Q u' F8 @( a
The arse hole is always in front of you.) E. F- Z0 N* g$ j- l7 k, o
4 ~3 Q; Q- G9 e6 i" Q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
; {; @: g8 ]3 P3 tWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 z! K' G) V: }9 t2 qThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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