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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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) o5 ]4 X# W" d9 c& Q+ G e& u1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
& b3 k* `* o8 ?7 h( t" [* D& k99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence+ s$ P! ^, Y1 s; ]
3 t) g# F2 R0 K2 \7 Z2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 [6 X7 k4 K7 n: x2 q5 W
a.They give like hell.
; D- ~% _8 x9 i' I5 Y$ {& }# [% Pb.They do not yell.2 W: E) H! K& y
c.They do not tell.
; ?8 ?: O1 K- n: X! C3 Z6 Nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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) V j( k( R/ N) u3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" i9 x3 x9 S9 _$ P
- a HEART to love him,
4 N! T3 e/ f% W$ ~+ x2 R- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& q( v3 a G7 l3 P6 Y. L% \4 b- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
+ t g' E9 e% E- a- a SPADE to bury him!* \9 i, J' a, j) U
) X+ y; _8 J! ^+ f; f4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 |3 q( w+ c/ WBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 b S0 }0 i: ~; r' c! Z8 K
9 @$ E2 t; V6 ]4 B- n3 B5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 e8 K; N2 S% f/ J3 m# |' [The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! v( b$ R3 @5 w' F0 D
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ D7 G) L' i. z6 z9 a4 p" DThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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$ e' V: I& B9 r7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
* c [# u: y6 l* M/ B# BWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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! B0 ^) m4 o! M" s8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
/ b& h7 U+ \5 n1 M1 h% S5 z/ jThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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