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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% @. X1 x' u V9 |: ?; ^
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! o# `4 z( u2 ~( r, j+ `6 x
' X& o! d2 E8 o n2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! y- n6 u8 M6 \9 H# y, @
a.They give like hell. ! j; y: ^- A( a7 s' [* y
b.They do not yell.% ]2 i! f4 x+ _9 {, q1 P
c.They do not tell.& t! |6 ~# A( j- m6 Z
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ d4 \9 C& S1 v7 `! e# s0 N
7 t1 e8 j+ B' A" ]3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, U: |0 T8 r, l6 F5 [( U# @
- a HEART to love him,0 A. K+ X4 K. {/ T8 b3 x
- a DIAMOND to marry him,) }) ?" B* X4 Y# k' A' t3 h+ ~% E+ X' S
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! W! U' J( G9 {4 j. c
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: Z( _/ `1 _5 bBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 r. {" f" ~( t. b- o
w' g6 ?+ c, C# ~1 P5) What is the strongest muscle?/ U4 C$ X m* r! F
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 _/ c: N* y1 W( G1 C+ sThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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. g$ A1 l# a2 V3 ?7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' Q( j4 C6 A' I% s: p7 HWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. x/ U( c5 s5 \' {/ q' T* a
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ m. G' w. h$ l( s* z9 Y
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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