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) m. |$ R) v/ F8 |' l9 ]9 A1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 g) a. ~9 R, I6 ?$ V: Y) }% y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# `. u- o0 G3 q0 l/ f6 }

+ K, r. L) @, r2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! P8 _/ [* p* n# k
a.They give like hell. ! X3 F* f1 q8 I* E, }, v" W& h
b.They do not yell.
/ J* F6 q7 l/ [6 p0 Nc.They do not tell.
- J% \) {0 x9 `# J( nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% P" e1 V( K% t

4 H+ v" g  \/ g3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ D. @0 u% f4 T6 y3 }/ T5 I; G
- a HEART to love him,; E, \' t3 e1 V! k
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
% C- E3 X' L% t" z! i- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 Q- T$ R5 m7 G, l" ^$ f
- a SPADE to bury him!, @  o# k: }) r9 P/ T$ F

, c5 H$ _! n( z; |% u* \1 D( b4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. M' ?: }+ E/ |  J/ TBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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7 K2 I$ ~8 [* ~9 H/ y4 \5) What is the strongest muscle?$ m+ B' K0 a4 m0 ]2 K* q* ^8 t
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) Q# Q1 m  h" k( m  A3 r$ l

! f' y' `( ?& I$ }1 e6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& d. r" c- {, P. c; VThe arse hole is always in front of you.% d! a* A' B3 W, p
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- F6 R' t4 v  a1 C4 TWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
  L3 R$ J5 k9 Z; QThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~' n$ N& I! \% `8 X) {
keep it up~~/ r% U. x) H! a# ?7 Y5 u
cheers
that is great
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