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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1 n! h$ B1 o$ n- M L% O# J+ q5 f1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* ~; L7 K9 ]! C% f9 _/ o; \: Y5 I+ D
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
v7 p. M1 Q, ^8 W" L ]! Qa.They give like hell. i8 A- `: O: X2 s9 V- ^! L
b.They do not yell.
6 C3 _ G4 u" {8 ~c.They do not tell.% T' L/ J% P4 w. j. ~$ ?" S
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* M2 {7 C. M8 k, A* A
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
2 P( u/ }8 W# T% g/ S$ |- a HEART to love him,/ s( u) c* g& F( q# \: }2 w
- a DIAMOND to marry him,# _& d2 U4 n2 o3 f; b
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 \$ i0 i: T# A1 f5 I
- a SPADE to bury him!& K9 ?; W* e; E0 S7 N/ a4 l
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ w) e, M! L6 ?1 e8 n" T' t$ L; d
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ c* D! T3 D" h1 n/ wThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 i! X0 Q, X |$ T# {6 Q
/ b0 A- J# `6 w& e6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 m) B+ R( r. h, o
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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& b# K# w" e: d3 I& i7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 G- {( ^5 Y0 `! f! ~* tWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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4 b) D: ?- }$ c' v% |8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 o0 ?5 r A1 U$ H; @The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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