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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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, }2 Y* n: u6 G% A! T- J1 U6 W1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
q# A, y. O; C: y. w3 w99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# j9 m1 p/ ~( u4 r6 ^; M
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?% v k$ O0 b$ k- X
a.They give like hell.
$ A- B) b( P S, S) B5 nb.They do not yell.
& H7 Q/ A! f% g4 p3 _c.They do not tell., e, b+ k0 D: L" G
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. M0 x/ T/ o9 n$ t `
0 B7 U7 K; g: l0 m& E7 R; S' `3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. ?! |7 G1 E2 K( J
- a HEART to love him,$ s- B1 v. j/ o
- a DIAMOND to marry him,2 d( t, |2 L1 {' F# M$ z
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
# K6 b4 q+ j* w9 w6 X# @, n8 K- a SPADE to bury him!$ Z' F* c8 G% E8 A) ~
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) G# Y- Q, C) I+ e- JBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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: k& \: o1 n' e7 u5) What is the strongest muscle?
# S* g' J/ w! Z. A( `# P' R; vThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ g( J6 i( k6 o; |: t1 A9 W* e
9 l! E; U1 r, \* ]8 n6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
8 s/ T$ u' a x( ?- N- AThe arse hole is always in front of you.& U/ \, y/ p4 k* z
7 t4 o( R. u( x7 X7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# @& R6 F3 N+ g! X3 p% {When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* t! L$ R0 t2 f! l& M: i) S) gThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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