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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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# q' V- h! t' ^3 W1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4 v9 |* P) q# b
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; V" ]$ L% Z7 s/ ]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?9 k' j& q7 U( k6 I2 Y5 @
a.They give like hell. 3 k; t( \7 J9 i3 R" t7 P4 Y
b.They do not yell.9 r: R( Z; K0 I+ g5 y: C
c.They do not tell.
4 F! g) D9 r# _/ Z: sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 \! B% v u; M; j% @. l2 V' Q
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:( d# q u- X( ]0 }4 F. f
- a HEART to love him,
) [3 E* v" `2 M! s( ~" W) r- a DIAMOND to marry him,' t: d8 X! k5 P. W6 _8 d1 d
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ J" a: \/ k2 q$ R a
- a SPADE to bury him!$ K; g$ y( a/ H% z7 V# K+ C
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
8 H& x# [. O" ~% Q8 L, H" b+ Y4 DBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- w$ B M6 h7 E: f* ?
8 ~# P: c& g; l" _5) What is the strongest muscle?# h# Z( g; _: ?, p; [
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 X: |: n& b; u8 i/ a/ N8 V5 c( Z
The arse hole is always in front of you.7 J% M( m9 v. ~7 i/ M
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
$ N6 Y: u$ |' R+ \1 z* | aWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* ^/ @ J) `. w, }
" v* @' Y9 e$ ^0 K8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?( X. V$ F8 l# u3 `
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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