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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ \1 j/ ~) B* |% B
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. a- a- }5 C% A# T7 g+ H* M
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; a' ~& V9 b9 s9 d1 R
a.They give like hell.
- T3 ?7 N( N9 }b.They do not yell.% \1 \: {( L# B4 N9 j6 d
c.They do not tell.
' M) y. p9 B0 ~" f' u; W0 _8 sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' a; u* o1 |3 M
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
# E/ j1 ^; `+ q5 x- w' D- a HEART to love him,$ f2 h3 d% {8 R) Q/ m- Y, O- u7 e# ~2 F
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
: i) v9 I2 U1 q- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- q0 t+ Z9 n! g) Q- a SPADE to bury him!, h2 T0 t& U  t/ I, c5 ]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 ~, a: R- {8 c6 O6 Z; g2 {Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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- f( Z9 [- N  `, F/ ^0 N, E5) What is the strongest muscle?
! }$ {8 B1 t5 K1 O9 Q4 f" O5 pThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 w  Z/ N+ ~9 [' u1 A" @
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
  P8 U& e2 h( @. m+ A' sThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?  C5 x5 I* t* D! s. f
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!; N! b, g( Q" \" i) }/ Q

' N% p8 S, |# c1 [# g8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 `. R  N% Z$ n% QThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~1 W5 n6 Y! ]1 ]9 ]9 \8 ^6 Z- c! U
keep it up~~
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that is great
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