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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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' K, h/ s3 E1 e# A: W1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 R, v8 Z7 q% K' Q' D5 `99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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0 u: Z- G2 T1 `2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. M, z5 A% W% e. p& L# J+ V
a.They give like hell. - @4 r K+ c+ o8 [- |( I9 c
b.They do not yell.) N& S5 g# M$ X9 u/ |4 O
c.They do not tell.
. T$ Z, D! Y8 I- M& M, b4 u* ?' {d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 \( J/ W5 \3 M# Z
# N& E5 L5 v: k3 f1 K3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" t8 Q- D. M9 z v) V- a HEART to love him,% ]! c, G1 ?9 v' Z
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
0 ^1 x K. z; A* Y8 x) K* y5 H- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ X) {4 l% `/ c$ f
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. m) q; m( [8 u* K' l# z# C% \; `Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later; l# ~) N0 X8 Z
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ ]: {7 @+ A2 s( U" x9 y) J3 n" PThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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9 K4 n! R! C# q8 }6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 N5 k; U4 M$ ~. j* v
The arse hole is always in front of you., ^& M6 h% F7 O9 ~, U9 E, i
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' X; a& ?% H. W8 ~6 ?* f% t
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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* J' s( [% `4 U6 |8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* m' i7 ^. U, j
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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