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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
c: q' P# X5 j" B4 ?% \2 q: G( `1 e99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
3 M& u) s' b" d2 Pa.They give like hell.
' Z1 o1 e! f I9 j5 tb.They do not yell.7 _- A" ?5 f5 {# c
c.They do not tell.
3 N I: t2 @$ w) q5 L: k- Xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 p+ n+ o5 s0 }- a HEART to love him,
1 w+ o) P/ {0 h2 Z( A- a DIAMOND to marry him,
6 K$ i5 S8 o2 D. ^- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
; q; S& s2 \" y% d2 |: d- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( ]( R0 o# e+ ?# wBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
u! U1 ] z' H" u4 v/ w, NThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& Z/ B; ^# }' r8 g# g4 j! K
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' P# ^6 f' i# i& wThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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* p& ~1 i0 J3 ~& B7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! Z3 ~3 M* { B& |2 R' X4 q
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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1 H6 S1 A! _' ?# S; x8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- v2 J5 H, p, p3 C; w4 A7 z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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