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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, }5 @7 C# q4 r/ a3 c' W
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence \/ l( y: o2 w( V: j( f
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 e% ~ m4 b+ Q% L5 h5 ]
a.They give like hell.
@% ^6 p; N; \ p7 d# db.They do not yell.( `, x/ @3 a0 l- E( m
c.They do not tell.
' ]- m/ ?2 i! h) |: X5 r! E* H/ ~d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 a$ V7 A2 V1 Z0 J) B! G( f
- a HEART to love him,4 L- n8 P# g& \+ b) [/ \$ n7 H7 a7 X
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
: g# g# q( `$ x6 I% f1 g- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 ~# j- k. D; g- a SPADE to bury him!; w/ R" e/ o- b( ]& b
# [2 w1 Y7 K6 S* g" F4 p8 w' N4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 Q( u, X3 ?& T& F: O6 v
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) u+ `9 E- k4 @! L7 @) ?1 t( Q
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5) What is the strongest muscle?# P: M' n! F/ E. }1 A% k( n3 G- m& [
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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* j J3 ]6 y( u. |# ?" L6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( W+ m4 X- o1 P
The arse hole is always in front of you.9 g7 C6 [* J7 R( V; T
' N( u) K; N, C' Q( W' l7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 L2 k8 ~8 |0 [/ ^" M3 xWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# ?( K( f, T+ f" n: ~0 B
) L* p9 F+ T5 s R3 H- w; V3 |- ^" y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" D" X/ z4 T& \: R+ WThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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