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[English]: Jokes..
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7 ]$ q6 u$ L: E' |) {1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 u' E" O& M2 G99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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) x2 X) ~: ?, G+ z! S: n2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: C1 x% A; h: B- S6 [! _# {/ L) j, E
a.They give like hell.
% W8 R; [8 f& ^! |# N. v+ o, s: jb.They do not yell.
3 Q" c3 N% S: U! N4 z. \c.They do not tell.
" P# Y. b; z: m; od.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell./ N2 f" `2 c: N: ]& b
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! F1 U- v& _# T8 O6 P, w. {
- a HEART to love him,
# m5 U: ], H9 Q( }- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ k# U. `+ j: F- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ I5 z3 t7 V( P, e! T! T1 d) z) u
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. I; N0 g! s# h+ K8 o5 _
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 H7 @3 \2 w9 l
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5) What is the strongest muscle?- T% v4 G: s2 M: i# W
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?$ h s' B( b; g2 \4 g3 _2 E! i6 n
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 @7 s. E5 p6 }: ^# O! s
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 b5 {( h9 ]% h5 K4 ~: F
% G4 `8 K' u% \+ [! t+ n1 X1 W8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
0 u# i, C& I2 AThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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