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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
# L, }" C& I0 {99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. o3 m6 Y7 J8 F
x4 l t, I% [ G( a9 W$ n2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
- s9 r. s! e( H% a2 Ea.They give like hell.
; a, j/ |4 A; F& bb.They do not yell.2 E; f+ z" H& P2 g% ~1 l6 h/ }$ [
c.They do not tell.+ F( m8 r! W/ X: A, S1 {
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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@# h& B* y) a p9 v4 T& L3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:$ O( w7 _& V# q' F# ?" D# d" q
- a HEART to love him,
6 Y! N9 I, r+ j9 A/ U9 U- a DIAMOND to marry him,/ E8 x9 N6 [3 U; F& l$ R/ B7 G
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ _/ b' ]' H E5 g$ B8 S
- a SPADE to bury him!5 Y0 G% G# Z5 b; F
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( j6 v8 S, Q3 V c7 b5 ~( \
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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2 J1 L* Q0 \) V2 @8 X5) What is the strongest muscle?
) a, k' }+ x1 @# W3 D JThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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. q+ t% Z- Y3 C6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 e' o) k$ Q5 K) h7 i2 U& T* X' J
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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, x/ u: H7 R! Y9 d* K7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# G4 ]* p7 [0 |2 t( F5 t- d' |; aWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?( ?* l' ]8 a+ l0 C1 P/ f
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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