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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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) B7 `# b* h" ^: F5 p* R1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 h& D1 J( n: l8 s: r
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( b, l' Z! V/ q' Q& c
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! I) t1 X$ Q# k8 ~
a.They give like hell.
3 h& `6 R' \& i8 X }* lb.They do not yell.# w) p9 w9 m# J+ p
c.They do not tell.
, z6 L1 {. Y% c" md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
?; n7 g5 B6 U& |- a HEART to love him,
. J! I% s, E* g; b- a DIAMOND to marry him,- G# a' k! b! T5 J1 {& D' o& n4 ]; u7 h
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and# ]) P7 f. F& f! c$ G6 }" s$ P
- a SPADE to bury him!' E9 K0 b: R$ S% j b* U
* K: R% e+ K6 J4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ z8 w0 t4 C' D/ d' |* ^Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* a P/ A, r$ w0 Z
* Y) G* a4 I6 m1 N4 J5) What is the strongest muscle?2 z0 c3 D Y, d: m) v& U
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! k0 R( _( |9 V
M7 m, D: Q5 a* X6 ~6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! r* @4 k; U, I: j* z5 l8 v; v$ A* fThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 C5 Z; @) f2 _( G$ T9 C- E" k
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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( G9 ]7 b, I0 F, k( o9 z, m8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
/ _8 u; r" W8 `; u1 g/ {9 V/ iThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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