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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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# w7 I& S) N9 ?, x! C2 Y3 S: D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job+ g: u& t+ l. F. @6 g* b
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 z- C* C( x; H+ D7 R( `
" S: {( [$ r, C" I- p- V4 v' P4 J2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 L' K( M2 e4 w8 y, aa.They give like hell. . ^: l- ? O% ^: \& v# C
b.They do not yell.. O. F- p( b3 ^- b" [) i+ P. W; k7 d
c.They do not tell.
; _ v9 |5 _4 C+ ^8 G8 ~7 x W$ qd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
. m' n6 G+ }5 O- a HEART to love him,: X# m+ l! w- \8 P' ?3 R( Y
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' B, O4 ^7 m, I' z2 @% w- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" a0 S- R" q6 l4 H3 w% l- a SPADE to bury him!8 N1 J( u) F" i/ s1 _6 h! X3 S
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
W- ^! H5 c* M( U' UBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later$ @3 O4 |$ t0 d; C, w0 I0 R! ?4 D7 a- `
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5) What is the strongest muscle?# i" w! J: W6 m4 l
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 h& z, t! S1 A5 L2 S
The arse hole is always in front of you.) K2 G) u2 T( i- f* b) ~
$ n' c6 U# R+ {6 z7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- t/ r; Q# K6 g7 Q6 V' Y: G9 a: z' DWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* o* i# |9 b M: E2 a4 c" u
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* I5 L! S9 j7 t- ~
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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