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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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" K+ D- V3 _+ T1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: r4 R$ p# ?7 e99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 U' w Q2 _' K" a9 ea.They give like hell. 9 j' t+ u2 K! N' S# t5 Y' x' s
b.They do not yell.
" v( |7 o* e. ~9 v" ec.They do not tell.
% \3 q0 ~! O( Sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' T2 N, t! v& w9 O
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) {: x: `# x# l) e) W9 M, L/ P
- a HEART to love him,9 G X! P* O+ {( x/ ~8 r
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- [3 p: B, G5 Q& x7 H% r- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- G5 A2 X; @( D9 n" k4 `1 K- a SPADE to bury him!1 ]0 O* F# \# {# o+ X/ e/ O# c
( Q/ c" b! R) k: q4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! q" v) i" j& ^( pBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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' x; H, u% X: v5) What is the strongest muscle?& d) w3 n' B1 d+ X/ f7 E0 r# s
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
) K" V7 E# Y1 \/ e J% BThe arse hole is always in front of you.* U! e& u" O4 ^1 A* B; V4 {8 ]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 u$ I) N' K1 p0 w
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 K3 S$ v9 C4 Y" sThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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