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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 k# |9 m( f7 |' P99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 a% v3 k ?+ J8 n
a.They give like hell. ( Z3 g4 o, D" k) P) r! B
b.They do not yell.% @, o! k, H. u; _) T
c.They do not tell./ ^! t; z. I0 o* P6 s) G4 I
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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" s N5 W: d/ q9 @; L3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,. S) N* e4 A& {/ E, h5 g
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
4 `4 ~6 h7 v6 X' @ P7 p& E- a SPADE to bury him!
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& j9 u D& ^' V% d5 ~( v* R* U/ b; j4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 h$ j) n% ~! f: eBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
6 `$ ^& L% s# a2 I, L, DThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 B. P- ~; Z0 V4 Z- o) _
6 d* b2 m$ s" \5 q( K! D, h2 ^3 Z6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 \& p% A) I$ @) x( f+ m
The arse hole is always in front of you.% u6 O4 b9 l& S8 o
4 U6 _" Z# c6 @6 C j5 g7 W7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" T5 E: A, I+ |, l: ]! B
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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+ x% U* N5 G [ }. ~# ?8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? U+ g: U' D4 K. l+ c% Z% b$ ]
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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