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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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- S- \( V j1 }, ]) Q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# g3 \! k# n) X1 X
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& R9 V- q! S* q ^' _
a.They give like hell. " q7 Q- @2 E- B7 D" ^4 H3 W9 {6 ]
b.They do not yell.4 }( p" g/ n% |% `
c.They do not tell.# V/ b7 l @" _$ W7 U, m2 u4 ~
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 A8 `: a- r" K7 U) t
6 z, p) Z0 c) r1 }% Q3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# D) a2 l( @# j0 v9 F: D1 O
- a HEART to love him,
0 L0 {! _: b. V1 B- a DIAMOND to marry him,
/ @! ?4 f! K' W) ?8 C- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 g; t# ^, u& j3 Z% V- a SPADE to bury him!3 N+ w8 ^7 c; |- \& o2 E2 j
4 c: T, k) S: `, y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. X1 |2 ]5 W* D
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ o ?1 Y o% T0 c, C+ U
/ G" x2 T( G2 K5 S3 x {; M, c5) What is the strongest muscle?
& v1 \5 r( K' d. IThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ m* r; X7 V& {( w" Y6 V- q! P; ^) A
& \$ N+ X3 n0 ~) V$ y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( T1 C3 ?) B; r% X3 S* K
The arse hole is always in front of you.: B( z8 e) p" R$ |+ S. K( @7 E. |- i
$ F* S5 }0 ?; U( Y1 g! @7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 J+ u8 g) g3 [( B8 x8 c% n- ?When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* [: r" ]) D! I8 H9 n
& w# ?9 K9 X H# Q8 N: Y' @: O/ f4 {8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 D% k% X3 n0 G" c5 L- Z2 n
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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