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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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* S" J) \8 v i$ k; y0 h. [$ i+ r1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
1 B* k$ v: P! b% m3 a+ y5 b99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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6 k' @0 T2 K9 B. f" A) l3 T- P2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! [( o3 z* Z4 M& v
a.They give like hell. 3 L- h& X& }; G4 g( S
b.They do not yell., G# A5 A" D) r5 m# _
c.They do not tell.% V1 d7 [' l) h* l1 k8 K
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 @8 P$ @& C# J5 \4 {' j- b- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' {' {7 W9 f. ]- a SPADE to bury him!
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1 J3 D( K0 I+ t9 ^7 S4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, H6 [) b( g9 p% K$ Q m
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?: l0 P$ C; N5 e7 J- a& g' a; D
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ K6 F. ?% l+ V- j3 U% R f( P
5 } \' U# {& W: [8 x6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
; Q' O; G6 E S9 E6 D# N# {/ N* EThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% R$ z7 g* a! a. a7 r" mWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?& H3 S- K% q: {3 ?, f
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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