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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 K% _& ]' ^8 q$ y6 z5 Y% p
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? v% Q) ~! Q& A1 J' ^' g# U
a.They give like hell. & |7 u: W5 `; R4 N( e6 O
b.They do not yell.
8 a/ U. v+ v/ r, Ec.They do not tell.
/ `* G' r0 v" q; `! {d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 ^3 v9 g7 i) p5 o- a HEART to love him,% r5 x7 M6 B& C/ I
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" @; b6 V! j8 U9 o% o- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ o$ U, R% e8 k- z" p# _+ v9 }
- a SPADE to bury him!
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' z1 ^$ G+ ?( C$ P; d4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
1 f% X! R& e# x7 E. t( I! {Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 A% D# P4 {, d# Q" Z/ H1 ]
. e: E& c8 Z4 z0 Q1 O( _! F5) What is the strongest muscle?# b! P' F: n# Q- Z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
: N' U$ A/ F0 Q" |. hThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) ~$ @; z+ F& q/ F u! }
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. h; C; \7 t5 k$ n" D* b
$ J% E# Y5 T: Q8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; A, i R2 }3 TThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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