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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 p. N B: B! D8 q0 I. W6 V) u( P* q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; U2 _1 a2 q& m, @1 q* r+ r
a.They give like hell. 1 U) u* j& o d0 R% r
b.They do not yell.
% d* M' I$ ~& B- G( xc.They do not tell.
+ ?; o0 _# @3 p! [d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: ]2 {, J0 g) `
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 F8 e9 b x/ }1 u. t$ K$ G# O7 l* b- a HEART to love him,% M' K. R! g8 v3 L8 J. @
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( `- u2 T0 V) C' {% d- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' {, e" ^8 e1 d$ V- a SPADE to bury him!
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% e! D. y, R/ ~8 D4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ z2 {/ f' Q1 Z. I1 }
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
# ^9 l3 I9 G: Y( |/ T0 cThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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! K h5 v9 |6 N1 ^- z2 d8 F `6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) e+ }3 r4 ^* q0 {& b
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?, a( Q- u" W L% A* v1 E2 Z
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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) S3 U3 T$ W2 |8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9 ^( X8 U2 [7 D' d
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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