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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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: m/ ~- e0 y- F2 [2 m1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% b; y; t1 i& Q" P7 n' W" u5 Q. D
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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& @3 F( m9 [' d: c: ]; n7 [ e5 q2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& {% m- X, G% \( Y
a.They give like hell.
& t. g, p3 `8 B: l( J5 S) K; u& E0 \b.They do not yell.
5 }. H) o6 \6 c8 F4 @) bc.They do not tell.& T9 m- _4 n4 I7 n
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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8 Y; d* t. q0 H2 c3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( i( |+ f2 y. f3 K2 F$ j1 O- a HEART to love him,8 p1 N7 {6 Y6 w2 W+ Q& b- N+ W
- a DIAMOND to marry him,/ c6 P6 m7 J* _: r
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 [7 u' ~# E, m
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? v( d" c+ t# y _, C& j# F
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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6 y) i( p, `& N2 \. C( e" y5 P5) What is the strongest muscle?
; l- P5 S7 {9 d% P4 k, o0 b5 tThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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! V. O8 u- o' D, t6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
4 H% p; {/ o. ?. [ Y% n! FThe arse hole is always in front of you.* G$ ]- A; n# |! X/ J, x% @/ U
" _4 r0 L1 o" h4 _- n4 q- C7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9 Z- `8 D' i5 `3 p* h a* [When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; C+ ^3 ^6 ~% M3 H, L: a4 h8 i
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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