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1 O- |' A5 O: ]; h6 b1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# N+ g& \! A" }
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- v7 A; [& N! i2 N+ Z  M3 X! \

  P7 {) b2 ~3 Q7 v6 S& w. o! B2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
) g6 k* i6 w! f' oa.They give like hell. 6 @1 j' B3 [1 n( p6 y# ]
b.They do not yell.: p/ p0 u" j; r! s' s% v. _
c.They do not tell.
/ O5 a4 G: ^  F' xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 l& i  B7 e4 Y
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 D. `. W3 j7 {% @1 f  l" F
- a HEART to love him,/ w' ]9 c! K/ L1 G& x
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
, U1 d8 |& X% Z! A( a6 i- `- a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ j$ C/ f% h' H: \/ v5 M/ J" K
- a SPADE to bury him!
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" [3 ~$ M$ l$ w, j2 Y/ e% i  ], c4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?  }! A. L) I0 g: k& m+ O" D; K
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 c1 I; l& k7 v9 oThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ C' G1 f/ s, I8 v( M

* B3 V) {; Q: P3 C! N6 m6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, m% i  h- `! A3 A$ D' X
The arse hole is always in front of you.1 e% K( \" E1 e0 z% \2 l2 K6 ?

, D) \2 s& t: b4 G5 b- ~2 Q$ q- j7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: |1 Q4 W2 v7 _( f- m. a
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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$ R# ^  P5 Q& O0 v; e) d' N8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- u2 t% v5 }9 {, c
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~7 ^+ G" Q7 G& w# r3 h3 F3 N
keep it up~~
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that is great
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