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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# Z" M6 s: g& P2 F9 M T: F/ m1 l
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence/ [5 S- H% F$ \0 d$ o9 ?! g
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( N) j' K4 j9 d
a.They give like hell. : D( a# {' ]2 j- X" m
b.They do not yell.
+ P. ] ?# D- p- T4 @c.They do not tell.
: U, w$ N7 j" l3 i/ K4 O8 c+ E- f7 s! s% kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% C: Q( b* l O# y! o5 d
- a HEART to love him,
/ m$ {1 Q$ t& e/ s- a DIAMOND to marry him,1 a* E; _4 v! P: ]
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 W; I/ Q& _3 p) |- a SPADE to bury him!* u; y# w( p4 r; z( R
3 g9 W# f @# { M/ W6 {) u9 @4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2 g5 W2 J1 F6 e, F' n
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?0 h; ?# L6 j$ Z$ @, ?
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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5 W9 a* S& c+ H5 v0 ?# m6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( |. y. k9 A6 Z0 V
The arse hole is always in front of you.1 c$ x% r" {4 v H* [
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ M; y0 y7 C- f$ DWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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- C4 k1 [9 t+ X; W% k0 v: n8 B* C9 U8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 ?' b: o4 Z% S7 A% }& y& O D
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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