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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. R0 O7 P7 a+ k* _, j7 z99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 j5 B$ \5 T& \+ k ea.They give like hell.
; ~3 i- F" k0 p3 G7 C- M2 v" hb.They do not yell.
b! B1 _1 W$ Ec.They do not tell.
7 R% p. ]- n' ^: m5 p( _: Zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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! w& R5 a* b( r( p4 m! \+ o3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
' r9 f3 ^2 S. j8 D+ \8 @- a HEART to love him,
# b5 d; k& E" ]9 H. |1 I8 e0 }- X- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 Q7 b# t; w0 ~% D8 ]1 R- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) V* N; w/ ~2 J, c0 [* e
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" P K& ?: `" H0 |, `# G( |: @Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 ~5 T, Q. C/ h+ R5 Q( @7 I' f
& C% @5 _. l0 v0 A5) What is the strongest muscle?2 L( @/ |2 d0 u" d1 j/ D; c
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 `( v. i7 X8 X- A6 bThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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! Q4 v: O" }! ]* ~% N2 G7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? |% M" D" r P! m3 J
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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' N" y/ o; H, R) e# Z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( ]# _4 s! H" N+ q7 C1 u$ V2 u# b' TThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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