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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 p* A2 R/ t% M9 o2 `99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 n! c$ H- K' e6 P
; y. R7 z, c' r( `2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 U8 c* U( |8 d% q9 E Za.They give like hell.
- I' a9 F# l) k g. cb.They do not yell.
, \. e# s. t: h2 B( P: X+ t: cc.They do not tell.
$ g) M! {1 }6 [9 c$ b D6 O- |d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* J- ?0 Y; x6 r
/ t- e* ?0 }$ o' T( V: w. v0 a3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
4 y, m0 y$ c7 ?' P2 f8 r7 Z- a HEART to love him,8 h8 B6 X' j- n2 i* g1 A' i
- a DIAMOND to marry him,: M( \: W. P- p: w' W, j2 c
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. ?4 w Z6 P/ p5 _- a SPADE to bury him!) h) ~; h( R+ L, J
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 L% \* w, q! y' u' }
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 @' i& A7 F/ U2 ~+ M5 t% @1 H0 ]
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
& K, r$ f2 t3 t9 C4 m' VThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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4 A# m! l. v/ y0 D6 f6 |6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 j- X( B- f. M) cThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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$ v& ]8 j( J: @: C; e' U% V7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' q6 X, r+ h9 K# `0 s# p
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. h7 P. c1 Q) `4 @$ c9 A9 @4 [' hThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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