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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
% z: \- m9 k! M& Q/ M& I7 B99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, P2 B# J% s$ L C% z! M- e1 Y9 C
5 r* D1 M9 c) ?4 n2 M4 X2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) b% m) A$ x" X
a.They give like hell. - k% F o$ Y) m" e( z* i
b.They do not yell., j) J8 Z0 y5 @/ c# w6 K
c.They do not tell.
7 E! |$ n: n& V+ }! [* g9 kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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: }# F" g5 w) R3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, I5 k9 a Y% Q4 p. H1 R8 t
- a HEART to love him,' H* j" g6 w" |5 Q. ?
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 G( w6 ?" R0 q$ `4 g- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 N7 B0 ^/ F, i+ ~% `- y- a SPADE to bury him!
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# ~: D. ^8 `5 U4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! S7 C3 j# p& j% `) B
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 y7 l/ e8 ^! ]% }
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
" ~/ L& @1 V* y4 m7 @! @' \The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 i3 B. y5 }, L% ?& _* ?" f {% }8 _
) W s" F! m) {: l" k+ I6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ {( T/ |& N a( v+ C7 j
The arse hole is always in front of you.$ k- B# g _2 m
4 t0 f* m' P7 M4 ^+ g9 K7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! u4 B- [& i7 z4 n3 I/ L1 v2 \When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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6 o3 k( j( y) \! L3 S) W3 X! S- E8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; y5 s; d `: N
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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