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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 z6 C6 N m5 H) F- @5 H1 r
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 @# e8 Q- J/ `) W! Q9 S
a.They give like hell. $ |+ G3 l, j/ d% R3 _/ R5 W
b.They do not yell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:6 e$ A |9 k6 r O
- a HEART to love him,$ H( [ z& L! N( F& X) _
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- F7 \/ I- `% I( G9 |( H- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 {( Y& |4 C/ h$ a) z
- a SPADE to bury him!
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2 K B) o* T: `4 S! V/ l4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 Y( L' q9 F" s& @. O; mBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! M0 a% y: P9 ~8 w/ G3 P6 k% X
' ]2 @' s1 v, ]" \8 z' c, q* k6 n5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 F( L8 P8 P) x! o, `8 U, c; s% xThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ p& g5 `, J. }/ _7 F: T
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
f( W2 ^7 v2 s2 H# z, eThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 V+ @5 Y% G q& H
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 ~# E( f* j2 l" ~5 W
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* U4 j, h' A+ l1 H( v$ Y
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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