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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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4 u. J- q: {$ n6 j0 {1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- X6 H; r' {- ~) H3 g2 [( u99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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5 ?% r3 M/ ?4 z" l/ d( t2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 a5 T9 M. J1 g& L# q4 T
a.They give like hell. ! C* ]. M7 G9 C2 u" U- b9 I
b.They do not yell.
1 K2 K5 O, _- p% X$ Ec.They do not tell.. p* s/ W& ?$ h4 [5 m
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, I! h/ L) V D: R
- a HEART to love him,+ X' V$ X7 A0 N- F) H
- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 B. `9 B2 H8 A
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 G5 l) W5 Q9 v ^" S, ?! g4 V A& O- a SPADE to bury him!1 i& M \. G: E2 E
: ?' G$ i- |# }4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?' e4 O4 D: l3 a1 i+ y( @% b* b
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- ~1 A* v2 X/ v9 _) o- N
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5) What is the strongest muscle?) U5 s9 P: R3 z# o. P3 |, Z) M: J
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# i6 Q* A2 u$ E# t5 ]
The arse hole is always in front of you.+ v% w0 m/ x% k7 n8 W2 a4 _' @3 k
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: W$ n+ |; p/ L4 Q' P
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( m! z, ^; a6 E& }8 }3 H! O
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* @- y1 n0 \+ Y4 ]/ kThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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