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人之初:At the beginning of life. $ S3 @" ~7 D6 u! \: j1 Z" d

0 h+ b$ H" J- V! P性本善:Sex is good. / y$ \8 o& ~: R5 U
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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+ t( x; V" y! M( B1 k2 n8 |苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 4 l1 F1 E* _' H- ?% c
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 1 _7 R8 [* \' D: F3 }3 ~
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng : ~/ d, D( O' |) q

( P: }! Q1 @  C7 F擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 9 F# i3 f0 {. ]$ X, [! S( I* G6 T
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 2 H/ i* s, r( c+ \; N2 Y5 f2 G

  x! P% s" ^1 V+ v有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 5 b2 m5 L1 B: R1 V. |# h5 P; y

1 {# z+ g2 h6 t" _) k教五子 :All his five son took it $ A; G0 b; b% Y) ^8 l4 M
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. : |, y" i, A: Q/ h, ?* R

8 N, B6 w# j! R* l養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ; R" u2 [1 M2 M7 B% G& f
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ( B, p4 H0 J5 S# L) z& Z6 n* d' E
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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( }! |! h; ^" o% U6 B& `( J& e  Y子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake . Q. B" {! Z2 n
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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, `6 m2 j& X, ~  T老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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% v# G; f$ s: f% d玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 2 C7 L* t3 |  U0 \1 i' ]$ u: B
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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5 ~* |$ v$ z) v' m: s人不學 :If you don't learn sex, + T) C- {8 [6 W. |* o+ A
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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