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人之初:At the beginning of life. ' J6 g+ ?  @8 c9 E% T' x
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性本善:Sex is good. + H6 L# H2 N4 Q2 z' o2 H
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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4 D- B0 T6 Z; G3 }習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 2 c' T7 q+ c' ?7 w6 f! h

- y2 d& k# M. Y( m2 I苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. & B1 O2 J6 [/ I3 j$ }. i
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 0 S% U, H* b' a0 d/ B3 ^

& Z# {  ?( {( t$ \( D貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ' L8 q2 Q, T: ]; f' u$ g
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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* V+ E2 }  G" k, I擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 3 j, S) M4 T! i" N( ]4 R
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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# ]2 Y6 r" U; \! c斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. : Z6 E% i. [$ L, T- t

" s0 E; o& b6 s# P+ m7 w  Q6 {竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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7 y* ^: ~. u3 {) E有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine & V4 ?" Q* l, i; v! I

! |1 @; {, l3 k3 K教五子 :All his five son took it # v4 I; x5 Z8 F$ D( V; t/ \
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 1 W5 R1 s# Y# P. ]
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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8 X  k! B% J1 I父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 7 p' ^, P% [4 l6 v' O( O

6 Z* k% l, o* }- S. j! D: T師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , D9 m% M7 z! Q/ |* H! E0 [' E

0 j/ j1 V9 m0 [, b3 p子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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$ d5 Y; \2 y/ b+ B6 m2 x非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 8 u7 L' |2 E4 X* N

& [' c7 f  b5 k- j  h老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged / _5 P# J& S& {6 {3 q
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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& z2 u" @* J& q- f5 p不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. , f8 z1 Y. A! f

2 }/ Q* T0 F& J9 B& x人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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3 G& ~6 [6 D/ Q7 w8 K! ]不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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