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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. / d7 }; c  D3 N7 @# s4 x
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 6 ^5 Q- u" Q9 e" |0 P* L  W

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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 6 \) T, ~, q& k( F* P/ V
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 2 [  l2 n* \* B& Q0 m
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教之道:The way of learning it
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/ R+ w0 Y4 z" d  I  b5 q5 E貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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) ^3 T; P5 g1 O' z6 K5 r昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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% t( ~) u, o1 i2 o% S) x& P斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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% Z+ E" S9 r, _) D5 E6 H有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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4 V% F, z0 i- K  T* {教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, . O: u1 [, J' P3 N) m
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父之過 :It is all your fault. " p& H, V, W% g% [# G- O" q
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 ?4 Z8 c. l7 H" Q6 m, [, B& W
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this % X& S: ?: B% z
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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- t/ P6 `  @' Q幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ' V7 h; t' R* ^4 y
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged . P3 \+ r# ?/ |2 D) l3 s9 f: X
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 2 t2 V$ H7 Q; _

; X7 c, s1 R; r- ~3 q3 \, T3 ]2 v" \不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 1 T$ ?, n$ m: y) N3 Z

. ]& u2 l3 L# v* ~; {9 _人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 1 T0 W# ~; {( V0 o6 k4 J) k" e
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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