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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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+ _. h- K+ h) L4 I性本善:Sex is good.
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: @; h2 o$ l5 b" s性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. / ]5 l4 g# C: Q% O
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. - t3 i4 }0 Q3 c) i; V/ i5 X

7 w  W6 W# w8 V) ]6 U5 b8 q7 c性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ; M" ?9 m* M! P8 i, u- S

: m  P( X: D2 I教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 3 m7 g) ~3 N" ~$ e& R& ~8 K6 I' @

8 B- ?  [7 _) Z0 m' d2 P- m1 d+ {昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng $ O! K( G: s- A: G0 [0 y/ R

; Q7 i6 A( P3 V8 r) H擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 7 |" O, Z9 D9 W2 P9 G# L% ~" `
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 2 E4 Q( d: [; l4 w: L" P' M

4 b4 \6 z; T3 @# j% `% D# h' }4 C斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. / X2 E" D, y# U! C# r- A3 k

- f; J0 \1 e' H竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous . z4 W& R( s, o
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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' S, W' `: F+ ^- H" _8 u' i名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. & X1 n( d! @  M+ _: x  k1 F, T

9 x) v( q. A6 O6 I5 T養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, & F; ^% o  T! y2 D: ]5 e
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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8 Y: z' X( b6 k2 |6 E3 r子不學 :You may refuse to study this * a! |+ J' L8 H) Q; C0 }/ ~

  K# q8 K2 q& \( k非所宜 :but that is a real mistake & s. p+ `$ f" D( L) Z5 ?
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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3 j! Z. b" }) C4 V2 Q# [玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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' x1 M8 f* ]9 d* y不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 2 L. M, @6 T6 ?1 h8 O

; b: c  `' H* I: r0 Q# S人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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# ?; t4 Y( a" p/ o3 d" J" Q不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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