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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. - ?0 Q8 {# T6 r$ G( J6 D

" w; U5 I$ [' a1 M/ _, i6 b習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ! [- H. D5 @" U

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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 2 B/ D8 q  B5 E9 U- e8 A
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 1 e! y- @* x3 D' M# g# Q( x
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng # x! r6 q# L9 P# }3 {

0 f" d, B/ g% Y7 E) l擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. , S+ h1 O* f# H
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. / \2 @# q9 }4 Y8 }
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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4 M( k8 l  O- R+ B6 R0 _教五子 :All his five son took it
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; c  S' W; G6 e0 Q名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 7 ?7 E# s' f* Z  c% Z. g- z6 x
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 8 L- r+ @5 ]0 S5 O

; |3 n" U& h4 _# X0 j, A師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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1 Z% A, P( f1 G; O! t% P子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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0 B5 ^6 t, z; t! z2 y# O非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 2 Y- U1 V/ ~7 c% P) c) Q# p
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ! \5 T, p) M- p& s
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged # X( @% ^6 d+ q% `$ i

& f( X% {+ K3 ?7 }* f" e玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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# y2 h' v- ]( v! {不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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