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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 8 j, O6 v- m# c  {" x

: n) Y, h4 w8 a% j( ^# g) D性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. & q# {2 U. K6 V

6 m4 m# Q' z9 V$ X習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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( X( n: t) ?1 d- A# A" K苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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( P9 I1 |* H3 G) z$ u9 l) L性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ; {' w4 p2 g0 t7 L/ |( N
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教之道:The way of learning it
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9 S0 ^0 J$ p: D9 E+ r貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ( x* W6 x1 h9 H6 d' t

! y% U/ o" Y5 ]$ G# j昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 3 B% P4 N# F/ q/ r, ]& L  Q# A, B7 j; G/ ?
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 7 ?+ o) l" [- r5 x
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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0 p- g' e- x8 C3 f+ f1 ?竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ' l% ~0 H  S5 G( T2 X, P: B

* k  h9 p# Q2 I2 o; R有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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2 Q% w& W+ K. h; g( V3 H  f& Y教五子 :All his five son took it 7 G  `" G. O" C* o
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ) o( N( J  Z# g# [, M) F) y

2 b! _0 ?1 v( r9 R$ f1 [# H. X* n養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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; x% t0 \  h3 U2 u: R6 x2 l父之過 :It is all your fault.   U) [' M' l4 z! t1 w

& d" Z; K$ J, W* n教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 9 D  z9 Z6 {$ @  ^

7 N1 P) a7 `$ x& l' w) f5 k師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this & g' z1 @& O5 _+ N; S& H8 T
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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5 x2 `) E8 g. T1 I+ B( _幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, " Q1 m3 z8 G; B# R3 U) b
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 4 g3 p6 J: R3 p8 s# \* a

% F8 x: ^  U" b: z- K+ P$ q玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 6 f4 u( m! q7 N% ?; t0 {

/ u5 Z1 ^# ^$ D  W不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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8 l5 X! y1 {5 d不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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