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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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" m5 a" o" t  l6 T性本善:Sex is good. # L5 `8 G2 ]' U
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. + E8 O7 g6 Q# [% w1 k- F

" }. z! l8 R3 k6 G& B習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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8 k* m- Q$ L2 Y/ O, ~' u苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 3 [# F, `, a3 N2 V5 V
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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0 u$ i6 l! W; w' \4 e8 D, b4 [子不學:If you don't study hard, : b; C+ v+ a: o+ L4 F. K

! B9 z  \3 b/ m: g, i+ J" D% f斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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2 F- Q+ R. p+ F" X; c竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 2 A1 i5 H: _% o( }/ q: H" k

" I) o% n) l6 w6 V8 ~0 V1 }" N有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it * O- C" e9 \$ @: Q# k
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ; ^) |( }* N4 h. Q  m8 p1 P
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, " p/ }! b- A- S  m

9 p: s( ~% {# \; y8 t師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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3 t! W& R/ o8 y2 |8 M! t子不學 :You may refuse to study this $ j: e6 z, a- }. o1 e# c+ c# ?

# I4 D6 z2 @/ n6 U4 G! n# L非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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. @) \, O/ D- E幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 5 ^2 Y1 O! o. B5 |. z" _# A
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ' p$ p# w# J% P5 Z3 l  y
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ; j% b8 N2 k$ R& S

, ?# b# I% t  [$ n2 e& T不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ' z4 l; D% w( a+ Y
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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