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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. ) `* k% p, m/ T9 p! u4 v$ ~. R3 m

8 f2 Q8 c$ C4 ^. b2 O. j* c性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ( V6 i$ k4 g9 B1 [

7 ?% Y8 A1 K$ c: S, U. q習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ; g8 O$ g9 I6 L6 I6 m) l7 K
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 1 G, R3 b( i6 i6 ]

8 B- f( u6 }% k) T7 h性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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/ |; K# Z/ `" w* _. W教之道:The way of learning it
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6 f; o0 T5 g$ T* R) `( e# K) {貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 3 q: k1 P; H: [( x/ m* Q$ _- W

% J8 L7 i& F6 e0 r昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, : Z, w! I% [) F

- W4 W0 q# B, M0 G) Q. ?/ M; \6 o斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5 _5 e+ L  m5 d7 M' M

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; |+ X1 v; A& @有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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' N! _7 {8 S) n4 O: U4 A名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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, n2 z' R& S' i2 y( g+ H養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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2 _1 `+ p! `* u父之過 :It is all your fault.
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% [( E! P: H3 F7 F& L! ^1 C' q教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 2 Q* p7 |, ~0 _: A  C" I

7 b+ Y0 `; K, @1 \4 |子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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( N4 t( M2 i& I5 r1 M非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, % }3 e5 N- E8 w4 q! A. l( v. s

' o- h  i, a5 N5 Z老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged . s' e7 k0 n" W) S6 d9 x. b8 K+ N
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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* ~. e) }( Y- C+ \9 v4 H, a5 W不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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8 b6 D( ?! I8 a6 I! p( s7 b' a$ L% r5 F人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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* }7 G7 _- A4 R! B* s8 _/ V不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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