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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. * T" e/ A0 y+ T( H
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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% a) h4 N! \& H! u* k. F9 k苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. - `  t3 L  z- D: o- a4 i; C8 C
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 9 u) s+ n3 Q& o7 Z% I

& D9 t/ X0 K8 v9 m教之道:The way of learning it 8 j- ]+ I" y4 @* i9 E2 x
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. - A- c0 w  @8 X, I

3 P, X  m# v5 I+ h' \8 k昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 7 p* u( m: |' Z+ K( K! [

+ k# G! H$ b6 V2 D' _子不學:If you don't study hard, 8 |+ _% M6 W# t9 f! r& s, m
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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$ l+ v# d" X4 x$ C7 d- c  a9 Z( S5 A竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ( V6 {0 S9 W+ |2 k# K

5 j  ]8 b3 ]0 b# J4 z8 |* v教五子 :All his five son took it ) p. b2 F4 i! Q. ]/ ^* l1 O+ x
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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) r1 |7 L3 N; e! Q養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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. Q& V1 k( G6 `/ @父之過 :It is all your fault.
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4 u' Z6 J- M1 w! D8 J: v: p" k教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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# |" Y) a- e" R7 w: c% d子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 5 ~) D, j7 N* Z3 e

9 e2 @# y9 Z% S4 V2 I- D0 w幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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( [. A5 \3 z6 z! ?2 X2 \) @2 n: u老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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3 r' U) N  ~" \8 L$ u8 o; W玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 8 F3 }4 P2 N( ~$ [( T$ v$ Y

9 m1 c2 d3 A* u) Z$ z不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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