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人之初:At the beginning of life. & f' f8 N4 @' b2 a8 ?% X# Z! u; o
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性本善:Sex is good. 2 L0 y$ ~* N) }: y1 u: Q# H/ q' I
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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" }& ]; i8 E& O2 w3 u性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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$ L7 U) M! o$ \+ D9 l" Y教之道:The way of learning it ! j9 n5 v8 [$ I: k

; k7 N) f& a: G7 z: |* o% }貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 6 W' r, P% r- T' N2 D" Q

9 A0 a5 D8 g$ d1 {1 ~+ [擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ! d5 d: D7 K  [" }6 ^: L
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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3 J/ i9 B! i6 N9 r6 [竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ! t$ o" G) }$ D( Q7 a) V8 s0 p

$ y: T- A- J0 K4 I) ^2 K- w5 X& c3 R有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 2 v  p0 W+ y/ c  i+ S/ \4 U

0 ?8 C: x9 i3 d教五子 :All his five son took it * }7 t! H  ?6 {, u/ _' b2 C
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. / k7 l9 Y  w9 i1 o7 L/ J1 G

- W4 z: X5 F- k, V% `# {. I養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, % w* x% _% K0 z6 ~

: l" V  D: o7 h; [! h2 z父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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% P* X8 h5 `0 v師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this   s* w/ d! J( H( _! m3 b  q

0 e* l$ i' l: D* w" x+ i9 Q非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 6 @+ i& M1 n. k8 R9 m: ?
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, & H: S7 E. l1 H- v/ W. M. w

; M! D+ J# ^% D& Z老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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% a5 z4 g& l# x- q0 [- z; ]; l玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ; `+ l6 K9 p) N4 F; B$ W& U

4 a8 u/ k" g' W' S4 p* s, F不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. $ {$ z, ]3 u- A) T' Y2 N: ]
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, : _6 _* E" r& w: e) r

- P, D0 |( Y8 m* s# j+ a. y$ y不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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