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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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% r0 D' J- f% |9 q3 e7 w6 k性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ) S- V. A  {3 B  t! f+ M" {# x

, o0 N& m+ D  `1 f# s3 w習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 9 X. K- H- |" W+ F; V

5 c8 m0 _+ f( T性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 9 ~, B- v0 V8 X" x8 G4 e) i
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教之道:The way of learning it
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6 V3 z7 f: k' |' L# O貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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) T) Y7 {( w% S+ ^昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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+ F) O- }& E- m; `2 h擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 1 T5 d( z2 p- _" _2 g" K; d+ u
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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" V. ]+ J  A, p2 R! L- \8 V竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ' M/ U8 A6 o+ R! W% w6 L7 n
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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: I: B- c; T  I  e0 Z2 U" u教五子 :All his five son took it
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. |' g0 p$ y( l名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 5 v. }! Z  N+ _, c8 l: A
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 6 X6 W( q* }4 P$ e

) Z" ~+ c. x3 C1 i$ z父之過 :It is all your fault. % w' r% X1 ^. L0 u4 `

# \* W* ?# [( Q6 X7 @6 F5 ]教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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8 `9 G8 H& ~' i( }/ U+ t& K$ S0 y師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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8 i$ K' m& g( V0 M3 }% T, N$ [子不學 :You may refuse to study this % e& i0 }0 X* h; o$ ?, i/ X' L

5 k$ v7 P' a) h( \4 _, \非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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% e2 J& U6 [' _& v+ Q  K. w幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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  q3 P' [- ~6 ?6 L0 C玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, & o3 l8 e' h" R' h# X, |  I

& P6 W: _0 R' j1 L/ m不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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  B* o' v- e4 t. i# @不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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