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人之初:At the beginning of life. * \0 d1 ?! e1 l0 ~8 {) S
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性本善:Sex is good. * x6 J0 [3 ], W/ c7 I

5 z* H( N% l0 ?$ C3 ?; g) w性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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3 [/ U! R) X1 R& ]0 [( \! M% c! x習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. , I5 d/ s  s; X& o; R" X, m3 ?

$ u6 r1 c: w1 N. i8 n4 n) [5 U% x4 w苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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9 }1 N0 u8 {0 P: O6 X教之道:The way of learning it
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* _) E, K: }+ j% S  J$ f8 Y* E貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng , m5 Z! O0 X3 @2 r" V
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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5 D, A1 S" K, n( b8 O8 J+ a0 S2 b子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 1 j/ ]  X4 ~9 H2 A

2 |- j9 j* ~2 {# Q% h2 y; _竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it , [6 x/ v1 D- Z0 h  u% @5 g, H
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. - d# |+ y% c& R3 C9 f1 g6 m) d
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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, I# s. [1 [6 [1 ?父之過 :It is all your fault.
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6 m+ E3 C6 X% V  j8 r& O% |9 C/ O' x+ [教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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2 b8 x- O* B' k師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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8 ?; N2 Y/ i! `- \: M子不學 :You may refuse to study this 7 p5 |4 Q$ Z- }8 i+ Q
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake # x: M" Y% [3 d! O7 k3 @& ~
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, $ K# V# ^* `* \

3 H) S$ @, U7 M- H老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged % P% M1 o% q' \

- O8 C5 \9 t! i+ b玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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) |  T& Z7 K/ D1 C5 d不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 6 U% x- P: v  X  ?/ g; P3 N

4 {9 t& b  A1 R( Z  E人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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- _4 [# {8 T1 [2 Q9 ^  l; u5 _; o不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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