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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. ; o8 p6 p3 x- a
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 1 I5 R& `9 `9 {1 h
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. " o# d/ R( {  p& `; b; n
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 0 }- h# J4 j/ w) n

- {; e$ d" G. w4 I4 X* L教之道:The way of learning it
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6 _' a/ v' B, S2 u/ ?7 l$ s貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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$ W$ p- u. o1 b; h昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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8 a2 f) z+ R2 _: F擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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$ W2 {- S8 u9 c/ e  {2 g2 H子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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$ f/ m$ r6 D1 K+ b, Y8 Y& p! y竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 4 o7 \3 c9 `3 _' C& R+ a
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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& g/ r8 S9 x$ A& W4 n9 @名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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! q% Q% L& m7 a, E( C養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 8 W4 Z. X* @( d( I  G/ b
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父之過 :It is all your fault. & E9 p1 u$ Q* N

+ A& @1 |- v& n5 r" r教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, * e1 @5 A9 I$ J( O
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. $ {( S2 y; o, S7 q
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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' }; E- h7 m: s0 C* j# B/ y幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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; z7 w$ C$ T# J& I! `4 D玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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' k! W/ ]. a1 k# p: B不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ' S7 J$ S! Q8 B. V) l$ v! T

! d# G' p% R6 ]' F& {* |人不學 :If you don't learn sex, + r1 w, G. M" w( k$ I: U6 c. s5 |
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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