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人之初:At the beginning of life. 4 K! w, [7 m; E+ S* {

* Z7 W( \/ S3 B, ^性本善:Sex is good.
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( d/ F0 a9 h5 z) U. t性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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: T- J- C# i  U+ O+ j苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. . d5 a$ H% L1 q) z# |1 [! E) _& b- {
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 1 |( K- M* W! @, @8 ]
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教之道:The way of learning it 2 O7 S) k3 _8 C9 N

6 S7 h0 l; E2 c9 q  K貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. " x3 I2 i( \! k' U$ o) c% `( W2 O$ H

% _/ a# ~- E& ~  E昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 9 }/ F+ e* X; Q' W' D1 e& \; d/ i

8 M7 }% @3 f, K' G/ R1 q4 S% v1 r擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ; e  M8 S# {. Q7 Y/ R6 ?6 S, [% ?
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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% k3 Z7 U# L. P9 F斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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8 |9 Z  `% h( h有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 8 {+ D5 A" g2 @+ \( O: {
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. # N$ T9 K$ f: G- a9 s

& i8 W) c* h' g  _8 m0 G8 E; U- }養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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3 ]0 ?( }) S5 r8 M父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ( `# S- O, L! g9 i! U4 v6 @
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # ?& |8 i7 L. k( `3 f

, |1 F3 q/ C, L4 \' c# o% N子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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- N- N, `' l+ A- M. O6 p非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 0 |+ C, I3 V: l8 f5 D
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, " l3 r' J+ _  p1 t
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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