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人之初:At the beginning of life. " W: }3 B$ l$ `" A9 j8 K
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. : t6 G: n$ K! G' _$ n( F

3 b7 k" d( N9 {+ J% N7 r習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 5 S4 w# ^8 g7 K6 `- e

# h! I! d! Y& q8 {  Q' d: i教之道:The way of learning it 0 C% M" H' H& L% [

+ o4 r* X3 l" T5 N) K, l貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. % L  m+ a7 ]3 v8 p
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. # l4 f& f, Q6 d+ j0 t/ q" @" w
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 6 {$ `! F6 C8 W  p
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ; N+ m1 a% P* L* ?0 H

+ `3 _) i! Q, c3 X竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine $ |# A  h  @& ~
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. , S2 q) I$ W/ ]) B
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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' y( a2 k0 i( G5 ^! P父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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, o  x( X$ M: r9 s7 H師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. + O, [8 K; c( {5 S* C+ a, [5 B. L  Q
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ! m- N3 }- R# m2 l# N

; q* i! U6 n, I7 G* O$ X非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 5 q. b( Q8 u, R# E* C4 F. B
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ; n6 w# p" J" M6 T1 L+ j+ x
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 5 W% [. E1 |/ P9 `9 e- d0 o

' \  _  \; y1 Q8 U人不學 :If you don't learn sex, - }% M! {8 q5 A. \4 M3 X% t' d0 A) l: u
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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