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人之初:At the beginning of life. / J; n6 I. a7 Y! \3 h
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性本善:Sex is good.
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! \' Y* f0 g, y, J0 G; F& L性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. - e$ E  G: |! w  j/ v
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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/ d. }2 I* ?: e8 M6 z; V性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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  U  O6 x8 {& X/ d- j" b/ D昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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0 n$ G' x' |1 Q# F8 K擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 4 t" j; ^0 B& C8 H: k( P+ L0 [- u8 m' S
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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/ b2 h4 B. [6 D$ e竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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4 }% V% F# j4 I& k' B教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ! }; L9 ]- U8 T0 t3 d

. B* C0 h1 E" [/ _) x: n: k養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, & C) h" t/ `1 M

1 k( m: A! `5 F* J7 x! u7 t) P: p父之過 :It is all your fault. . a9 q5 h/ B8 m. h* }4 x

2 B) T" W) i( D  y& l# k  Q, C4 [- S教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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( e2 C- p2 X$ L# C師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. * K# C0 U% U2 `3 c; |% P

( s, W! U7 m9 t" a# {子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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9 m+ x( ]8 [7 W) J7 d& u/ e非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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; [: ^: |/ b& J1 V* g6 h) q幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 3 @/ L8 R  n  u# \2 P

) O4 ?1 q1 o5 T' x- z$ P% c6 r, p老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 9 c! Q( G. b- Z

; C8 v# _2 u4 c) [不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. " I# c; g/ |4 f1 Z
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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6 Y8 r. s" D, B不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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