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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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9 f; E( R  n0 C! k1 J( M0 g性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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+ c1 X  a- h/ I. m習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 9 n0 l# R# W, h" a+ R- J
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. $ B6 R$ u: E2 `+ ?. j3 [
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教之道:The way of learning it , ^. e0 P2 j4 _2 Z  }& B% G
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ; l# l0 a! r+ u" x5 z
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 8 O7 W- I- K! E: d# L3 N5 @
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 6 j& q$ U- b# ^* z6 D' r

3 G6 w, s' M' C1 K5 E" A" \斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 8 }0 @; T4 k( i( Y7 ~3 j1 o
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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9 S6 P1 g' ~4 ~7 [1 o6 v* L$ j養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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5 A" s7 x1 F& ?/ O1 v" E父之過 :It is all your fault.   f8 [. |( s1 y+ N! [

3 K6 q% M& h6 m# g: L2 h教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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  O  `7 Y# h* k* B師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 p6 ~# ?- F8 f- F( k* ^; z
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ; C3 P; a3 P7 R

3 o; u' d2 L) K非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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; G- ^4 E/ d2 T$ S2 A; N- h& A玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ) s+ s! {+ r* B( t" B

9 h+ G: |( h+ r" L, r不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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+ R7 w' t( u7 Q8 {人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 0 |) o; p! Z& h- @. e

4 n: y3 E  b4 Z- a. v$ {( c6 _不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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