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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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% [% B7 B$ O1 B- r. w5 Q$ {性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. # ]3 H1 v, [" M4 q$ j4 a
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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+ o" p% Y4 C' k1 Q- A( e- U苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 2 C& W( ^' Q& q5 g! e
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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, f3 [/ z  ?/ r2 n9 x1 p教之道:The way of learning it
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7 z3 H& Y  V/ }. I  ^貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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9 a* U; I  J& e+ ~昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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0 \3 J9 d- g7 ~! j( _" D擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. - p+ Z" }& B9 n& z* S
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 2 |$ w" b6 Q3 T+ m/ T6 h; P
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. / l) K: J( q3 g9 P5 v

0 ]( h! }7 M* {7 T& n竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 3 a2 V2 w" y" i% M* ?. R. k
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 4 r0 D( Z0 l, ?

. ^6 Q7 S4 V% Y教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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0 W. o, V5 V" |養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 3 g/ }3 g  f2 Z9 C$ v
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ' r: Z/ P/ e: p' X' p6 n, T
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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6 F7 {4 j& k. j1 {3 c0 i  T8 `非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 5 |) g3 d2 n7 |- K- z- F
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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0 m$ m5 B& m3 H3 K( x+ F/ ]老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged & f8 K( X2 W! p5 E. T% Q% a

0 c4 a4 U0 `) ]8 V: J玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,   ~1 X: K$ e$ ^% [9 O
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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+ {& z0 k( C2 D. P3 {8 k( @不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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