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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 4 U9 K% H, V+ u4 f* ?# P/ ?

% a( j2 a% Q& U; ?性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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. n4 H/ Y+ Y6 w; R: `9 F" F習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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% l: g! {9 t! x苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 0 s: u3 A8 ?7 b8 t
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 6 l) W' o6 U/ a' }! v+ U9 S
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教之道:The way of learning it 8 m' V7 x8 K& I8 q9 c

& P7 e4 N# z0 e3 k& Z貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng / C2 c# l9 _6 Q" b% a7 W
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 3 I  t% G' ?  T9 V" q/ o& v0 q

+ c7 M$ G6 a' x# ?斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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$ I# \$ `0 R" V: ^- n竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine - B! J, O' k/ t$ [3 T

9 m- @. W( H: R& r教五子 :All his five son took it
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% c6 ^, y1 j) O' q/ h' j名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ' I8 S2 Z2 d; m; x* \

  W- E, i1 T% S' x: `養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ' w+ x+ c. r& |
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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2 |. M4 ~* |- G- c9 q子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ! t2 H+ F0 r" P0 J
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, : v  Y0 L: O4 v9 z9 x7 i9 R4 g9 D

7 z' E; W5 R  w) r" s& J老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 6 y: u9 P7 j2 A8 I

0 n" ^* ~6 d( ?# k- o  p6 k: y9 e玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 2 D' |4 q7 V7 u, p, D9 T

% Z4 V4 b: i4 f3 q人不學 :If you don't learn sex, . w3 X9 B  D7 [- N: E  h

9 u7 V& y8 R7 a: g9 i+ Q. P不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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