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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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# x( ~6 l2 i0 w. W1 {! w. G性本善:Sex is good. # u2 G8 B4 Y( j. f; N" ~$ [: W1 |
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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1 O' r* g) z2 q: v# J: |, F習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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3 X% b+ o- W& i, Q* P$ [, L8 v性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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0 V; N3 |) _% U" n, R4 r教之道:The way of learning it
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9 }8 q6 T! q! A# H3 \) @貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 4 P# i& u8 m/ U) \
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 4 C' j( X* P: O4 M! y5 @
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.   Q0 A; c  r* @8 o$ O# N3 a

: C5 K3 ~" Y! x1 c0 \2 M+ ~% R& k子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. % v# k7 K+ u% M

9 X$ i, X7 x' F% _竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous & l' h+ W1 D+ T

7 q* z6 e$ m- V4 l; U( V) B有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 9 t: z* n) ?5 p7 S7 M& ^( w  F! }) _

6 U  k, t3 B( ]& c$ ]養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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; s# F  T3 C  a父之過 :It is all your fault. 5 s- X. z' S: Q

- ?! K+ X! [6 w) I教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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1 j% i, E9 ]; l! u, e師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , z7 g! X  p1 Y4 _" [
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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1 k0 X. G- s. N, `+ p+ m非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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/ p' S- A. U  m3 T. ^3 W幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, + c/ H7 N5 E9 q7 f7 k8 o  x
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ' ?# K! u" a4 w# S: u# ?" R
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, / O; o0 L8 n; C7 l5 d- B
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 5 T5 P5 o# Z# Z1 i

8 X: b: U8 s7 x" |1 L2 Y7 U人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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