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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. . i# ?, |( @$ ^' N  q$ b
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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* O0 v" Y  n5 g/ _, e/ w習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ! n3 \1 o  u. ^# j, ~+ h8 `- v

/ V; n$ p) w" `$ R9 z苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 5 t& {# F! F& Q" T; o& ?
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 8 z3 D+ A" }" o
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教之道:The way of learning it 2 l) ?$ W; ~. s. v

( f( E/ I& i  Q* {2 v貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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: T% k. V3 D6 Z6 `6 u1 V! |昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 3 W' D- p+ K0 u. }. ?/ E/ p
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ( c0 e" w1 O5 y9 n

$ G! _- z- }9 k$ q  Y子不學:If you don't study hard,
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  H- D: s: P9 |斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. . F: Y) N. x' P1 g$ ]# q6 E5 y
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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  M4 j& E& ^3 t有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 4 s& r4 ?" K% I3 B
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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! ], X6 W: r/ d- n% C  }7 [- E; f父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ! ^+ b, W: i0 j
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 7 F, N5 T  T% z* w
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 4 C1 A" h8 c/ c, i
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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* o: e9 @4 _1 a老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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( [, k, r7 ?$ W/ X5 u. [* F不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 6 b4 p) q) c& k% w2 {1 M+ o$ ^

' s4 d& N! Y  D: l% t" b人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 5 ~7 W* }7 m; K

4 g7 |+ x+ Y. N, S: ?不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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