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人之初:At the beginning of life.   V' A8 R# ^4 t  \$ H2 Q) ]
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性本善:Sex is good. 7 N3 m# @. l! l  n" J
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ) K: h- o& J  o5 A

2 d+ D8 A/ @& i% E% K: p0 B7 f* k4 a習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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, |1 W0 C+ M" g. }! V) X5 c8 \- q苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 2 W: F6 Y" d* }6 M0 n5 m3 S! }

/ ?6 N; f2 s. |貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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: B( z$ ~5 u3 ?0 }擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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4 j) T( `) N+ P& @% |子不學:If you don't study hard,   P% x1 l6 W4 P7 r  v

, g; F6 x0 E9 \# r; ~% m斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 1 ]. L' H9 z8 x( `0 h  s, A

2 X# e& P& ]( r+ N) {# n竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it , g9 T4 P$ ?) c' ]% ^( f
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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) k6 V' {% [; r9 _" U6 ^養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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0 E; ^- a% u5 K( t( K$ p) A父之過 :It is all your fault. 5 V8 k, n3 W' X' |$ `6 u- u
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 3 d/ R9 T/ t5 w
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this + v) ?0 D0 R  Q% H% w( A) T* R
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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& C+ ?. P3 n# n' R" i幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, & X; V; W" x, @8 _  h

6 |( _( ]! z! p老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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- w' K6 p: K7 g  Z1 z/ s0 n玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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6 B- d; s# }: H! C9 O9 C2 \不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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0 d3 p' v0 i) H5 J9 `人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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