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人之初:At the beginning of life. $ P) h5 z% z8 Q2 p$ ^  l

% m/ j- D% A* \0 d7 J( J9 @/ E; J& B$ a性本善:Sex is good.
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! q0 x/ S2 _2 f/ |' R$ z性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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0 d0 W: P3 c/ ]3 b' Z習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. # `3 v3 t* b/ u% h' }) m

  Z1 W7 `" D0 ?! B) C5 q2 @教之道:The way of learning it * z5 z7 G6 e% V7 T% K9 e0 [: W6 x
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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% z( b" O9 s6 h昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng & D) ?: `6 X8 g$ U

2 o+ f  p5 \9 S. w, {2 d+ U' k擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 8 F" ^; n( j4 a  d5 P+ ?
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子不學:If you don't study hard, % c# F& Y, h2 V

# T, z) G9 B2 ]% Z7 ?2 W- g: Z, `斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ! |4 Z5 Q) z4 `9 T
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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7 d0 J$ `5 M, K2 m+ t6 X& D) Y0 h教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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  c) `9 ]1 M( n+ D" k) f父之過 :It is all your fault.   c. m  B1 k; v4 w, i  T% \
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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1 v8 f; a" o7 R( a, H師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. - Z1 B0 V# M5 T" C: y

' A* L; L+ A, q# y子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ' _0 e& e1 l  E- |

$ E0 Z  V) \0 [+ [$ V老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged - n0 @7 g' p" w
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, & s8 r: G; o7 x
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. - `8 ?% o+ T. E
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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3 ?1 Y9 T! m) |! {& y2 B& D. e6 e不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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