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人之初:At the beginning of life. ; t+ [# b+ v( c1 q
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性本善:Sex is good. / [. P8 j4 E; A5 |
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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0 I: C& c' f# J習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 6 E3 C/ d; U- T6 U

: K# Z2 T: R: B0 P# `+ F, V苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. $ g( N. s, t% Z* }5 u( L
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 0 \8 ?' b  i6 T* M, w+ Z) u' T
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 1 D6 a5 x. s4 {3 r
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng " Y7 W" B. D9 o" D! x1 ~

: y; A2 {  x/ z* Z4 N! @擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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8 e! B& F! I* I; Q. c9 U, @' c' B有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 5 Q0 e  |  w2 `$ [* D
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教五子 :All his five son took it ' u9 x; c. w1 Y' J( |

( }% ]+ e  [! v! X) S名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. $ v4 L( X4 c# ^) _' c- I. }, ^
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 2 j# `, O4 h$ j* ~+ S2 K- w

  K! N7 y* k0 F8 X  z9 H父之過 :It is all your fault.
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1 k& o. d% `& _: Z) d教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 2 S0 H6 j4 `: S8 _0 T( p4 z

+ Y$ ~' P3 M8 M* Z8 U1 {. M師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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* v: l) t( k% A; F- B9 V子不學 :You may refuse to study this ) E" r: P2 S' u8 l* ?
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ( K  y  c" Y7 C2 R! n. F6 \+ ^* ~

: y# C* [2 i. n9 g幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, % C8 `' J9 t6 l- Z# _) d+ h; h1 {8 B

% H" n6 A* M; D1 I老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, % \7 Q; ^, T$ G: W  N5 l
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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# K6 G* q$ l. s  H人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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