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人之初:At the beginning of life. : z$ j) g4 ]1 j6 p+ o

+ I1 N$ _' ^$ h) V4 {  w3 f' b性本善:Sex is good.
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. F1 J, X9 o3 k7 d: j性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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( g7 \6 l1 P7 ^) ^. q2 M: T* `習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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+ O+ r+ m7 Z+ c教之道:The way of learning it
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+ T: D; d+ B1 l' t貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 5 Z7 A+ }( {$ N4 B
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 2 x& G( {% h2 w% d9 _. ~

& H4 _. I+ ?) B2 z( H- \1 a' k7 q! W擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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3 t6 f5 ~! [6 R8 x子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. : P+ J( A7 A1 m/ d8 I4 S5 B

: k1 ?8 Y( w  ]% [9 d竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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: k/ d& y) C- W* u有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 6 L# G6 j8 R3 t* b; {0 d$ ]7 V
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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$ l' M. Q+ y& w4 n養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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/ J! Y6 z/ e/ w0 [* b父之過 :It is all your fault. 5 x7 q% G: ?% e
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, , e0 ]0 W) }: S8 k( a! l
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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1 Y! f4 d* f" m子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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* ~( g& m" y6 ^$ u非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 4 H1 j3 M$ L9 `* }2 _
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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( o; H! o  H6 ]. k5 c6 Z老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 6 U% @8 \* N, \7 {. I+ C: Z) I9 n! q
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ) F8 V0 P! f& T$ `) A6 o: ?
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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