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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 6 [" z" |& o0 t6 Y+ @7 S; X
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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% m; \7 z2 M( y6 b. i, X, h' n性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. $ U" T, ?$ H2 `* a' Q! O6 X
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教之道:The way of learning it 5 i6 P3 ]- a0 j2 k' O4 X( d; ~

! r" Y. g6 w! @  N貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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. y% A) N3 M; d  {$ M昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 9 L2 z; S$ F" |8 \& o; b

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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 0 l# _) W1 T+ O3 O& A6 E1 a" f$ u

8 C5 i6 B  r7 y( D, R0 O竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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  u: a; @- N* o  Y有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ( O2 l* m9 z  n' I
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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) l) C0 w+ H& F1 d名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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; ]( P$ }1 f5 p6 u* A, b養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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: s) G1 R+ V3 \教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.   y3 Z% e. p+ H  c8 `: r
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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3 O" T7 N: F: g, p6 i, e% G$ n' t2 b幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged - U  e) {! w3 i

  E  p- f, G/ o" S7 ]玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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. V9 Q0 i+ n# q不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.   E! Q* W* L; @4 \" S1 F
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, % g& t5 p; t5 a7 q; @5 ?

+ B; r$ y8 O* G9 b8 L2 m& L7 K不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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