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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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, p  Z$ ?3 v! w" a3 v# f. E2 C" K性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.   r5 R5 Y$ q. F6 H8 q* R1 e! n
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 1 p. R( m2 m! _8 n# s
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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1 V: {9 c: Q7 B教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 1 v: }1 q. S: |1 }+ n

- \- G* B5 X) G: ?7 F, _. T昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 8 M) C8 K2 U* P1 ~/ I" d8 U
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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/ a7 a3 R# }* R% |% j竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ; G; B* {2 |' d6 r! W, D
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 4 s+ J; f6 D8 T# Y. a  i0 j' r
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ) c$ z( n) F  {4 D) w
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. : W# O7 k8 c0 O+ q% a' Z
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ( b# e' Y! r* c# B

( G' i& B; u. k) G; J師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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& B! O% v" C3 f" z* ]$ g+ @子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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' y! g! D0 n! ?非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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9 U' l( Y: ?+ T! a. e老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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  q" g6 a, g+ G" M& Y不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 6 }  o7 M" v" J4 @; S' L

' l: Z! L- S3 B) q& Z1 _人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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9 B* y+ A1 y. X  X7 {, ?4 S不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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