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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. ' ?& w0 q9 e5 I6 X& y/ w

# {5 S/ p; u$ R; Z2 c性本善:Sex is good.
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# x( _: s* V" X. j. Y性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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' E  l9 i" T0 N' X3 l性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 9 l3 |. j- q: I+ i: Y! V

( ?+ h- l- T- P教之道:The way of learning it 2 _9 U4 |( k* T9 G

( v6 `' r4 }) R6 ~' l2 S3 E' o貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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: f% j3 z1 e& z# |昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ! p& W; l4 m, Z

9 |& h2 R9 C! x1 _* p擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, * t- j5 B- w& i' S# h
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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$ m2 C2 a# y( w, Y$ E# h竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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  J/ q- Y9 _% F1 p/ `教五子 :All his five son took it 5 L2 I: Q4 L  Y7 ^  X" |
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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& h% L7 u8 w9 W9 H/ u4 N9 `/ C: T( \父之過 :It is all your fault. . L) j% ^8 c% d/ M: Y+ t4 ^
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 7 b9 a$ |& a) n& g/ c
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 7 k- i# ?7 Y$ g' O, s$ E9 N
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 1 `# |3 h. U8 b$ J9 A/ I2 k4 @

) c) l- M4 G& T5 Q幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, $ q' M1 ^: N- ^
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged - X2 q" f0 B& K8 M! F
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 3 u; _& A: m: @/ [7 A

5 m- q& r1 ]6 |  Y7 J1 u6 i+ P, L不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. " I( B* I: `. ?; Y8 L

* p% [3 ]! r6 M4 V* p0 k5 H. d人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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7 Q; N- Y0 ?8 u% c# M* q' V" D) X不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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