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人之初:At the beginning of life.   ]7 W7 F3 c7 ^/ C, L
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性本善:Sex is good.
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' Y0 n, m. y( b8 G性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.   L, Z8 F) X, W: t

' C: O! H. Q- K) t. C習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 0 t' y* c: ]  Z" N2 K4 d/ S
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. - X' Y8 L; n9 Q1 T. V. J' v
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 7 Q0 d' Q2 n. y# P+ a
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng . E7 z+ |6 e, l0 ]+ D: q5 h

& h4 e& a$ P. X  |. O擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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1 [/ ^$ W- l1 f2 ]1 i子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 3 k  r) ?+ S& I, a& Q  g: r* G
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 7 ?/ `% r2 p  i) y
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ( ~4 Y) g0 L9 t- @7 x0 @, }

4 b3 {- G, u' D. N教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.   {) `1 P5 H. ]- K0 p
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 3 g; R( r6 O" X
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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: u* r7 [" a+ Y: t" |師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. - i) T- r0 j' f& C1 ?; c' @2 G

& R$ w" b* G2 v% X子不學 :You may refuse to study this + e6 I5 G( t1 |. Q' e: I
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake : S- h# d7 p9 \: }
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 7 X. \; a: f4 M" y5 ~. G
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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1 X' d7 K  F7 z! g+ d5 V不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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