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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. : I0 V5 @7 V3 m1 r

: p, D2 D( }2 l( @性本善:Sex is good.
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5 R# ?% k% N8 ?/ ~+ |, j; k' {性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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- J6 n/ c9 I6 X# g苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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, U' V  n' {" L! M& R" Z性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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, H( {8 U# _; D) I7 T. _教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng . ]" Z7 A* U7 R# @4 b5 o
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ) q* k5 M/ F, T& A* Q  R

6 D$ f# ~. l/ s+ l* R5 C! y) L子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 2 P2 o! @# T% r4 w7 x
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous   w; e, C6 Y3 Z: Y( o+ ?
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it $ n; L& Z5 r  x4 j8 Y
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 3 |; u& X( v+ D: N& k
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父之過 :It is all your fault. - h9 M# p% p$ M2 s) O
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 7 s0 U& n/ m- S

% T% U8 s6 F) m( B3 M非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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! E8 Q' b( A  Y7 `老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 5 {. Y! I; `" ?
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.   G4 c) a0 ]- b* B

3 P' f2 h+ V$ h3 I& i/ O8 ^+ B3 W  R人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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