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人之初:At the beginning of life. 7 l: a" C; v8 }8 u' D

# k" E+ Z8 B! Z% t% C9 g性本善:Sex is good. + u+ E+ s, T4 k/ w0 h9 e9 u
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. , q0 u( o3 N% ]' b  C7 L, ^# o
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ' m2 ^/ M( d- l' x7 k" ?

! G" L: z# g" L; ^, ~7 H+ S性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 4 ~+ U2 Y6 X( E, l3 Q$ X  `$ U* s

: U6 k$ [* l: y& Q5 B教之道:The way of learning it
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+ c) t( N! ?9 a貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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0 u! `! W# g2 N7 z擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 6 Q; j* q! r" q; ]6 V

: o+ O. {' @( m8 M& l2 m4 M子不學:If you don't study hard, + e; E6 ]6 ]: M9 [* a$ u. C

; v" F" a, j: K0 g0 E# F斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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& u1 b5 V7 t' b. z8 \9 P; ^' M竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 2 B4 @$ P. L% W+ l0 N5 {

  `# R* A( x: ?& c  H$ P- b) y教五子 :All his five son took it & s+ D8 m: G, y* ]; w! J1 s: x$ j: W  l

: ?3 j) M5 I! s名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 4 I  p5 r) o8 L9 @8 S

; a( o9 b. y( x& O- A% d! m養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, : i- |& ^# ?' L1 d$ `7 ]
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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* v) {* c7 j- T% j教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ' N& m& l4 K  v
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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3 G, e1 `& a# f! {非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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$ v( g+ g: W& J9 }: X- ~) X幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, " H& R* X7 t2 _% b" @2 J

* p. S1 x8 I, O$ [. G& S+ [老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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5 T$ h& B* ~6 S% b% I4 t# {玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 1 P; t( W) T2 w4 `! V
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ( ]4 }- R( D* H, a9 v

4 v: j6 S/ U2 ^: U/ w* I2 r$ Q不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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