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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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: q& G& H: b7 V; n9 M性本善:Sex is good.
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+ v) g0 p* q  b1 S7 F( n  D性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ; `+ z( I4 v4 O/ o

2 M9 c0 `: k9 H: i% w  x苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ( I: N0 y' I, ]4 ?3 p. ^
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教之道:The way of learning it
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/ J; j/ f, W6 V貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. . g, g' ^/ T4 e2 q5 Z

# a, p$ k2 ?" G3 Z# r昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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! f/ D/ B/ B' y& r5 Z8 d擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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7 b/ g$ w( {- _# t1 T子不學:If you don't study hard, & L! E( P6 g8 [+ j/ S

3 Y" `( x4 \6 n( I7 e& j斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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# ?+ J- [6 R- Q' z5 G有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine , T- v0 B- n; m% b$ z% {

6 C+ B. k2 Q5 c: o( ~1 z4 `教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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0 t7 J0 w( O0 b- L# Z養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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) e- O9 c8 M2 J5 g1 j6 l- _父之過 :It is all your fault. $ L& c% V2 \8 u1 _$ a1 x# A

1 e5 S& \! {; Y6 z教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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1 g$ w$ @* _- E9 g6 T, [) ~3 L子不學 :You may refuse to study this : W% B7 X) B: k- a0 v, |& o) r
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 5 Z! C( ]$ j3 }2 O* h0 S2 P

% b8 P9 k$ U, z7 P2 l# |幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged . z( A# N$ e( m' p; a" E
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, : u4 I- ]' d6 b% L+ y( L5 g
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, , i: N3 V/ S+ W/ }' U9 _

/ h6 D! `( G- k2 f' c4 i不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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