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人之初:At the beginning of life. 1 c1 N2 @$ X; {) r) l/ A' F
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性本善:Sex is good.
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1 E1 ]: ]& M  b! @+ ]性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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. A4 u; g( l) L/ j習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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( J$ B8 t; ]) B  {! ?苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. % S, w1 H! P- q9 ^- x

+ W- ?  U5 t) W) H1 `/ B性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. . k0 Y2 ?$ M! B9 U
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教之道:The way of learning it
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8 p3 U, Z$ Z& I9 q4 F8 l. |$ b貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 8 C6 o, |. R7 o3 Y, v' _
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 0 v6 g1 z6 {# @# e6 P
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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) i3 C8 d3 R/ R" l4 I子不學:If you don't study hard,
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* }' y' n# o  M+ L: R$ E5 k) M斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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& L1 o! d- ]  C+ t" |9 \有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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+ L' y; E# _( P- ]! i$ t教五子 :All his five son took it * ?( W. M- R. n3 v8 `- V

! Y8 R; _8 z  a  h- t/ E5 ]名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 1 T9 t6 K2 E" ~+ q  m; }

1 M9 L/ d* p; D+ y, G( W9 Z養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 8 s' {# u- q4 }7 M( [$ h7 Q) [
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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% Q* g$ r; ]7 C! I5 I8 G9 A7 [教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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0 _6 Z( o" o; p' x  y) C師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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5 b; R/ J! z! z: W7 Z子不學 :You may refuse to study this & T+ n3 Z( P, u/ ~# g; U# C: q' c
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ! _1 Z: R/ t* P, ]' o

' [" f* l# t$ F8 V1 _/ x老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ! n. I7 u* e8 P

' n1 d- ^1 {: C! S* w  g5 O玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, # a/ U7 s" t$ q8 B- C7 h3 B3 c

" R- s9 J0 C/ k1 L) \1 y+ J' B不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, , @5 B' J" f7 F5 C% c
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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