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人之初:At the beginning of life. 2 V5 [" D' c4 O9 x7 ]! `% [: }

& Z) \* T: h- G8 M  G性本善:Sex is good. + n# p! I( n' T: N

) @# |" X4 U' g性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ! M; r) I3 j% T

  Z3 t7 I. L. Q/ S' U) f8 P習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 8 d/ M4 F7 `2 B) a4 v9 `' c7 J" L

$ U! e/ Y1 @' g6 L1 [1 u5 _教之道:The way of learning it & G1 ?( r0 g8 b  t) E. u9 Y- b

0 r/ s5 Q. |1 w" U貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ! X, W. [" _) g8 z+ M) u
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ) w# @" R+ i# E. _
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. $ Y. a+ m, M3 L
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子不學:If you don't study hard, # h! o' H) }# ?
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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* i; s# b9 I7 c* ]竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous * I/ ^. l8 H' {6 q+ [
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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+ y1 h- b& ~. Z1 V$ B3 N: w  H8 {% l教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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$ R" c4 v% J) D8 S父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 4 V0 i1 h6 _0 Q, _1 d0 U
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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! ^1 R. i3 @; ]' u' B子不學 :You may refuse to study this : e5 W, i$ N9 y+ _4 L6 T; Y- W
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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" m  k3 S& x3 G! i5 f) _1 J: L幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,   R) p- z$ V3 i& G5 N$ q

% Q0 g1 {, `+ C0 \! L2 g% H" S老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, . l! d( Q  Q& z& g$ Q- i- L

2 d$ a  j! v$ _# U' r# n不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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