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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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- e5 C3 G# y4 d9 w+ R/ d" L$ @: `% p) Y性本善:Sex is good.
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# x0 y$ r/ e& t& g; E4 B/ U3 ]5 m性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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/ @$ P' w$ J" |! b. M8 l習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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% b, f' \7 s" `& [4 n9 P苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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1 u: T2 j4 \& d8 g3 t! Y+ Q9 z5 Y性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 1 v: y# [0 ]; j. l' h- u  @' [5 j) I
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 9 g6 y1 X8 v4 F. \( Y+ b- G
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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5 m; \& R. k* {0 X) `! `/ C% s擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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# j' d( K8 c. E子不學:If you don't study hard,
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' u+ j' W7 \" d3 z斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 1 H! c0 b- R6 Z0 k+ b) Q

+ I$ E# O5 M- N4 d% H竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 6 c0 n) x+ W! |/ U5 T# V4 D& ]5 V9 o
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it   j2 {( h' D* F8 X! G

  I+ [# M" d- h0 y名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. + v' @$ U% W% y

) [" z6 M( H4 W! w- `8 C% l# r% [) i養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. - x3 H/ l" ^* ^

, T& B3 x. D) a4 d教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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; @) z% C. ^2 p) a師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. $ Q2 e/ z6 O2 t, H% W

  N, x' f- w  k9 Y5 m2 V子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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: x9 ~( F9 B9 }3 X非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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. m# @- H7 U! Q幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ) U( x- M8 \$ r; i( \

- K& f3 G0 ]! F* Z. g老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged + q6 V- A& x. ?5 t% c

; l& ?3 t, O$ M  ]' I5 h! J$ N5 K* k1 N玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, + F! f3 C, U- j( Q9 O
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. , }5 F% g: D% Z5 Q$ t9 }
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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