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人之初:At the beginning of life. 6 m$ f% Z. @' t  Z# \  J! J- j

% ^: l. L7 R0 `1 W8 S4 \! t! N; r性本善:Sex is good. 7 b; U9 \5 p, b& X& u
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 5 T) m. Q! n3 z) c

1 }+ S7 q7 Q; F7 g" j6 _/ c  R習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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5 N8 ?; J6 r1 ^$ a& q% R苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ) h+ O% Z1 S, ]! t5 J2 ^/ r. {& \

5 I) T$ [  t  l4 }3 j! N性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 7 c2 h3 C6 p- F& @$ A3 z" K
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教之道:The way of learning it 8 ~( L& r# J6 h* {) c

4 U) L% T, F( X3 b  ~' |貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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) \6 n# M1 L% W/ ^+ h2 P2 l, V擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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8 x; ^. D3 A* R% H$ ?8 }子不學:If you don't study hard,
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" w1 e" k3 y! a斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 0 d9 A0 U& U: I- N- ]

  @! y" ]' E5 d7 f# z* S竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous & r2 L- Y; B3 _- M: F. u4 J5 N3 H
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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! V% Z- }; f) L教五子 :All his five son took it ' A& W: v" u$ l. k! L

' Y$ u# {% ~! _3 U7 U名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 2 N7 u( V: L3 b# T# o7 |* L8 I9 u
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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+ q+ l, ?, t; k; X父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ! u/ k+ i0 F5 z0 R2 Q
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 8 i/ ^/ k6 I& T* P1 m
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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/ R3 y" G5 X0 n. J( y6 t9 I非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ' c# E2 h0 Q* }3 ^  i
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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6 ?. j; N$ D1 ?5 j: W老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ' O4 Y$ X( ?0 [5 @, i0 P3 X

4 `/ n5 C! L9 j' L玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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+ V- t8 q* c8 u( @* x, ?不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ! N3 l% _+ |* a8 H. ^/ F' p, U2 C

4 S: k3 F) G6 y人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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