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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ( ?" Q2 B7 I7 \: ?7 B9 c2 u
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.   X7 _0 @0 f) a, {6 Y3 y& B7 |
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 6 ^. m8 O+ @1 L' f. @* N
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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, j" N) |2 h/ c& T  o貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ! U: r: a1 D- `3 S* l7 F4 ?4 a

. f: j- @0 c# k( Z3 z2 A昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng , ~/ L% V7 W6 a- s

3 g" M8 b# `; @! P2 c7 o擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ) @1 a( F5 ^/ c7 F% I  X+ Z- T

4 W, L; y7 l: y2 g9 M5 \子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ) S5 h# f* `. z8 d7 w$ i

. b% _' a& ~" F: F+ e5 P- v. ~竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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# w/ n$ \4 {3 r' ^有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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& O7 W! H+ K/ W3 T教五子 :All his five son took it
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; ?+ |9 W* }8 P/ {8 o4 n6 V- x- H! b名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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( P6 q  v, X, A) _4 C, v父之過 :It is all your fault. $ g  M- |+ {; [% V& c$ F

' y; X7 j) }2 B+ T9 A( y4 n1 b# @0 v教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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/ _2 E% k' ^( e$ L, }師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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7 ^1 x! v9 E6 }% @子不學 :You may refuse to study this 6 g1 i( ^7 Q. e" f% n; u( @4 j
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ! `8 A" }1 f  q( w

: d3 r& @6 D/ C3 y幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, $ i2 N9 ~, E  e0 W. O
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged . \3 G* Y2 J& O! I8 z5 h
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 7 G* P' }1 ?+ ]
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ( Y/ ^9 J7 j  n
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 3 S6 M! s5 i4 F& q- |

& V- U: w7 t8 l/ [不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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