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人之初:At the beginning of life. - H/ L+ n7 V% U2 j

6 n4 g- u/ Q7 P' M8 o0 `) w2 {) d/ D性本善:Sex is good.
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' }; Q" [1 n4 P% h性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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& G! N7 z+ D! ?# V" s習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. . q( Y2 R7 v& I% p
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. : y0 ~! i. p5 `- m) L+ U
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. + K; |- ?" N9 \( n
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教之道:The way of learning it
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) l& a. N! z1 I& ]6 Z/ p; [! ^* C. w貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ) ~% i9 h4 e! J$ A  R, c$ O. l$ _

" ?) P" x3 W7 ]2 i子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 7 L+ Z! e! [7 A* H$ x% |# n

1 x+ ~. I8 [9 x竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous , S5 E/ ]# h% t

/ ^$ f8 ]" F# T  v9 R9 H8 Y有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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# f, b; Z  V* u+ M; l# d教五子 :All his five son took it
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1 E8 K0 q( J9 V名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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" f  ?6 h% l; f9 P2 c3 ]. U& `養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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- T/ G  |& D9 ?4 P' k" Z4 W1 K教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 3 g7 H; v6 j. H8 ^, @

+ S) ~2 ~7 G9 R: I3 _% d師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. " f  v. A' {9 q

8 n) J; J- i( [2 @, ~子不學 :You may refuse to study this 2 A' d: x2 K5 T2 q* L' I
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ! @) W0 N, n+ c: [5 V# f
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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% ]9 K* n" J8 g: s老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, - r3 l  Y- Z* c, R; d4 [; b

6 Q- R! f" w+ ]8 i4 H; m不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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# F$ G" P# F7 m. q+ r4 e人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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( x! d, M- [" V1 K/ A/ r& r1 s; L不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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