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人之初:At the beginning of life. ( {) k% O/ g3 Y: H- y# [: S/ ~

  P0 f; d- g: J  V性本善:Sex is good. ) s; u1 }/ E/ y) {7 p
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. + e. Z4 j3 w# v0 w
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. % {% d2 ~6 d4 T2 v
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. + o+ Y/ ]) A& j) _2 N- K

! l0 {; U* C6 ~& R7 k教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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( @) m% g# E+ H! f昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng , \3 l6 J% J- F* h

7 Z4 z8 X- P, e& h擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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/ I4 Z" z; O9 p1 e0 \子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. . d) M7 K' C0 J$ W, I, k# P

& R/ c8 e, {3 Y竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous # ?( ^. P' B; P  R( b( G7 e( N

; c  ?$ N0 W9 Q0 v有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine $ s2 `4 A+ m* |2 D( a% {

/ x2 q8 ?0 s  T) b. Y# ~6 W教五子 :All his five son took it 8 i. y% H; S) p

7 a& z# m% L. }: ?* r$ r名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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6 a( Y1 q+ R# {# p/ b6 |6 i% L養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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. k6 Y( R0 M6 i+ u. F' P9 ~教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 7 |7 K! p6 }0 m1 H: |7 @9 B; e

3 U5 H% q0 }, e( x: Q% ]" }' K# o2 T師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 9 p. M' l( Y! z" G- w: F% L) K

1 \+ R& l7 j: J+ ^9 ?幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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7 N  J# n+ r; n5 N7 i老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 0 a$ c! b) s8 P* c; n1 z. I

5 O- x/ L9 P0 k6 F& m0 E不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, $ j/ `7 M3 a0 Q8 s9 B/ H$ m

9 i4 V' A- }6 V9 A不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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