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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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- P0 I: T) I3 X5 |- N6 c性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. . E2 V! ^) i( z% j; [# r
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. " U% _3 a  O" e. X4 F, Q

6 `/ r& v5 s! w' h1 z2 V3 g. H& \4 {" n教之道:The way of learning it 4 q  d; F$ c5 c9 ^! ]4 H
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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8 ?, S& |3 v; q$ T昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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$ l8 S* }0 l, b$ b! ~擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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" c: Y$ E5 k; L3 O4 Q子不學:If you don't study hard, ) t, A% i; F& x* ^+ y- a' U
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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- q, d+ o8 U# L竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 8 a9 M8 y( C! E% l# c# `5 r/ B% m2 d
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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6 X3 S4 G$ a( F教五子 :All his five son took it ( b& L1 a5 C! I

- e$ p6 `7 U, W1 f( d名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. . w+ c* c/ Z7 u' Q9 A
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 9 U; }5 o+ ~6 ^$ X: G  I

$ g9 Q: r5 V7 n9 X父之過 :It is all your fault.
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8 F4 g6 D% G+ ]教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 9 S- m1 B, d1 g1 g0 X

3 e5 ~! U- G5 h- v4 p師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. . k! O, U$ J& p

# N' ~7 ^8 b$ z' v/ V% `子不學 :You may refuse to study this + }1 ?2 Y; A4 g, a& w
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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! b( h% B4 j1 c4 Q% W老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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: ^& y2 r2 ?4 J# V& Q; c7 N6 c玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 5 Y0 b! z- F0 y

/ I5 [3 M. D7 a/ Z% v3 J* c: d: l; H人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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