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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ' F7 {. J/ K, D5 F2 }

9 i6 p# R2 |1 `5 W6 |7 B習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. : N+ t3 e" n' d! e. F
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ) e  r- [( U- y; l) h; k

% [2 |  A2 I! _% M, |7 L性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it * ]$ v( c5 a) u: ^
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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5 u7 X% p" c. g; d9 t昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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4 _5 E6 [/ t& P/ |0 }7 f# E擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 6 X8 Y7 c" v. u) D; K4 |
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 6 r% i+ m% \  e5 `: P5 c

1 m6 i* S0 {' Z: S$ z3 ^' }斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine - D" V% n4 O$ i  c9 j% k

& P7 U2 ]8 |" k( B# H教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 1 n$ Z; s1 n* d( [% F- ^( |4 L' i

3 L4 Q, d) g4 P, ]6 M) `0 L( ]0 K4 H養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. & y. d3 @4 ^! v+ r+ s
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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2 r! S1 d) C- Y6 {& d師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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) q5 |' k' b; \( W非所宜 :but that is a real mistake + l# q4 F% H% Q& X
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 2 |6 `6 m. I' X; P; }% \

1 F% @: d3 p0 o9 ]% a老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 0 y. }5 d# R' M3 g# f% k" K) D

" Q9 P( T- V/ I2 z4 z$ _玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, & _2 Q/ s7 C# t
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. # {5 o0 ^! [/ t* o; @* r- o

6 E. F! ?1 I9 }2 i0 |2 P人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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! [) G  F! Z5 f' K不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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