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人之初:At the beginning of life. 9 W4 R0 Q& f2 b/ _9 q8 y! a9 v/ p7 Z
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性本善:Sex is good. 4 x, K" T5 \/ _. g: ~

. o1 h* S! u# ?性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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) n- ]; R: F- [- r4 q, y7 |習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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* t% v) o5 `8 q# q* W苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. & w' K% w. T' V3 \" S' I9 L

+ g% u! [4 Y& [2 F, l$ N) t& G+ d; q性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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" q+ H) F2 y3 C8 D6 ]貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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$ F0 ^# u  p) b& n昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng , ~$ X) l; L( x4 e# N4 r* P8 u# u
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.   r, r& X; b' c* _
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子不學:If you don't study hard, + g) i% Q& R  l7 }6 |. Y

3 ~. \; Q0 F- a- w斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. " I7 b( X" `2 K$ `3 L* |! W- H
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous $ a9 B. x  d9 b6 c) Z7 q$ |

& h6 a5 ^! ^6 N有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 5 [6 |8 i- }! O, E% D1 S$ l4 k

7 T* v, Q7 p/ G" h0 ~教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 1 X: _1 j% n9 X; M/ K3 d: t

2 R1 [% l8 G1 V) C1 n養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, % Y) n" r' k6 A( g1 b  O$ j: f

# j3 N" T0 \' a. r父之過 :It is all your fault. ; P; B- }6 m+ c% A+ k: H/ R

  A  j" O+ {( M6 Z" z教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 2 t1 n& e4 Q8 p* b# g
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. * o. k' C$ z4 j: p8 M

4 A& ?8 `+ Q" ~/ q$ C子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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7 \/ r% F: v* n非所宜 :but that is a real mistake + J5 H7 k* k% d/ X9 x3 r
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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; \) Q% D: A7 K! _; R' m老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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6 x3 K4 L, a# H$ B4 W' J. J. y# _玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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& m6 B2 q# A( R* f不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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0 p0 @5 @6 J$ [% _( N$ A- o人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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