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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 5 M$ T7 o" O0 [0 l! f( @/ c
& D" U- J2 ~4 P* ]: k p習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 9 y% ^0 y/ j2 W3 X1 I+ c6 F
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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1 c6 t# j; R- n5 O$ _1 f4 j教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 4 W( }9 ~5 ~' s+ V& c
- y; {; B, I7 w8 d J9 y' C昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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4 T" G0 [4 w7 C5 ]擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. # |* m" X: i! m E4 _0 F6 F3 _
$ K* i5 r0 h" \! A0 N子不學:If you don't study hard, . b3 j3 J) P: \4 D; ]7 E; a8 k+ h4 S
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ' ~$ @: T- k, u( x! h
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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( |4 |. e7 ?5 h& B教五子 :All his five son took it # S1 R2 E3 e4 B! a( ?
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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x0 L; U+ g) V0 `" u父之過 :It is all your fault. ! O% N7 T R/ B
' N) e9 V5 T5 `, ]! a2 `教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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! c" ~% C3 m: X/ `3 s師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , R; j; V, F# @/ M3 Z+ z1 i
# S4 l+ g9 n2 F( D: s7 a子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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$ k1 g9 f4 h k- V非所宜 :but that is a real mistake * y9 q! R R, |$ }1 n; m
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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: F) M! V' d7 ?) f老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 2 a8 z. a. L0 h' ?& d7 g
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ' ~$ h; V+ U# I
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, " ]# R; }4 G' x$ `* J8 p
- Q1 X" @2 Z \不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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