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人之初:At the beginning of life. " j; P8 m4 z- `0 \1 V0 U

+ O/ k$ l( q& Q性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 7 S) y, Z5 o- J( `2 C, F
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. " X* J$ \6 S9 f; P) J0 M

9 B8 a0 Y+ J; a# Z3 I. j, b性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it & w* s. f' f0 D2 R
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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; P5 I) r: T4 g& n2 P斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5 m: L. |$ ]2 l' I9 r- w

; Y  |+ t- _6 b( ~" q竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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. }0 Z; w6 [7 m* X. k/ B有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 9 S8 ?- s) u' N2 x# B
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 9 k% ^9 B- e7 \

8 u6 |6 X  s: U; ?* t5 E養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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& ?8 N( d5 T3 D4 v* b/ r2 [$ S教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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- D& p# u% B0 ^% @( f師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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8 N$ X7 {+ B4 O子不學 :You may refuse to study this ! u9 J! e) _" I% R, p4 F

; L4 |3 b- F4 [8 o) A) o非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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6 F2 B; c+ p, p! }5 @) u幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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# g0 h: c, V) E: W$ x. }老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 1 \& X3 z1 m9 V1 w; b. Z

' G% i9 U( A5 D玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 8 G. f5 U3 D) H6 j" i4 C; ^
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ; L9 I8 q2 t/ I9 M# ^8 u

5 G1 K5 q/ _5 x3 ]人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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% k+ y4 T( ]: E1 A# p7 {不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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