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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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3 e1 H  l. E8 O- ~+ X$ u習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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3 d0 G4 b4 Y  S$ x苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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" d2 K$ [9 A  w, D性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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( m# ?- R! M  ^+ V- Z. w昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng % q) X" g# o* g7 L! t$ o' I

$ I( ~  q7 m4 ]4 C3 I擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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, H7 C9 j4 ?7 X& j+ g7 }子不學:If you don't study hard, 9 g3 {% ^1 J+ e5 r0 N  W  X5 W

) @9 q3 g7 K3 b$ W& g斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ( Z# Q( w/ ~. [8 P; B7 |( j) |5 u
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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9 x+ _# e# H6 g( p2 {8 h0 ~教五子 :All his five son took it 7 p/ Z4 u6 p; j; I/ T4 ^! ^4 ~
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. $ L% g; B- {6 t1 F: J  p# v1 c

4 s8 H" `+ H. ]0 x& Z. t養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 4 {7 G3 d1 M8 A# e3 \. Y

# V5 B! y! B/ }& g. h父之過 :It is all your fault.
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! w4 m8 c# _3 z+ W& \6 s$ l4 q7 Q教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. . [" C4 G0 @( f  s  j, q, s$ D" x% W
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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9 o  A' \- ?2 r% j- l1 j) {4 K幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ! t  _7 V- F8 E* l) F6 b
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged : S' }0 E; G6 a# y: G+ p+ M& z$ w  F
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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+ B  X; ?8 k( w; u( P& L3 A不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.   A* V' O  R7 \- Y
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, $ \9 F' ~1 V  t, Z' G4 n% m
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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