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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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( i. `! P# C% N( f- h, J性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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/ k; u. d: G# e苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it % d1 F  u" A, ^1 n7 e: [
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. + H; u" O$ v8 Q+ J
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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* k& r' V* [! q; e1 u擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. * s0 G2 C7 B* n' k" A0 q7 V

( M1 v! Y4 V5 \$ ]3 T! F6 s子不學:If you don't study hard, 6 J% r9 g0 }3 W3 ^# o; A
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5 o1 o( I  J5 I* {: M/ r

; ?/ |" f5 }5 C  g* f% z竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 7 v7 {, e- H  T8 k9 i: U/ p
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教五子 :All his five son took it # ?5 f9 _% h; Y
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. " \& o: W3 ?% s0 o+ C8 @

* c$ l9 y& o+ a6 r養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 4 K  W- B0 [7 K# x2 _
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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, q9 J4 B, g* y6 S0 Q5 z$ c+ O教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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; x5 B) F8 I& }5 }師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ' \1 w3 v8 j2 o0 a/ R
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ) W: N3 ^. Z1 [( K! L/ L! [

) ^6 v* O8 D5 G# x6 A; |( K* t非所宜 :but that is a real mistake - l; c9 s  H0 u5 @$ L) z

; k% J) |8 \7 Z: H/ j5 a! z2 R2 l幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 1 H/ x. h2 G' w  b0 ^& l, e4 O

1 O, Y+ z6 y6 U8 I# E% j老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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; [- ?% ^* Y# N玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. # C( T/ l0 R2 B" u* {. k

' a: G( V, d: _人不學 :If you don't learn sex,   w+ Y* ?/ ~& h& e0 O. E
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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