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人之初:At the beginning of life. ) x. ^* e3 Q8 `. v+ i# N5 h
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 0 D* p8 |1 o0 J) p9 i3 s) Q

. H! n! {! b! `7 V: Q5 z0 a苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 5 G/ f% j6 C% f' P7 z

+ A- ^6 i% G4 I$ s性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 1 c7 v" \; `. ]0 a3 O

% W  h  e: n4 \, |5 L3 C9 {教之道:The way of learning it + Y( \: e0 R. f$ J

2 g# X+ v: [" f3 O貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 5 D: D4 w4 b4 D
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ( L2 B8 ?- a- d) |. B( j

4 f/ G# _/ L* F" _& e( G' d擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 5 Q9 l9 Y9 W6 R5 U

8 N& a& v! i* ~/ i子不學:If you don't study hard,
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' @6 q4 d9 i! `0 ~4 Q1 _斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. " L1 a% V( K# U+ J: p8 k
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous - Z9 R4 z+ I  X1 v0 y9 s9 s9 a

# W/ S# f( T% a) O0 c  O有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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6 ^9 t0 {1 k" [- M' b教五子 :All his five son took it ' O8 c$ J: N: E* Q, `$ B
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 8 C% y2 [, C3 _; {* \3 c) V  u
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, - j5 p7 e/ Y; e

( ~* b" [  s8 H* s( t, _父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, - d0 {( p& |, g: Z3 i4 ^3 J
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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0 {  m( M9 ^4 e6 _- ?: t4 H- O子不學 :You may refuse to study this 1 h5 Z# u8 c6 r! T! b0 I, W' n

7 P! Q: m1 \# G0 x) _' g非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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$ K" r# H& _# I% _; R幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 0 N) R$ n' t2 `, k, R1 p

, Q0 w2 n  s( B% d; I* h老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, * a) C6 a8 ]& z" G- p0 J  t
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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' j, L- b- c8 g0 ?- X, Y& a3 B人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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# B8 l9 i* a+ @6 o; n  e不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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