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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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; d2 W, k$ l  ^# z+ Y7 L5 z- f性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. . `9 D5 E. `, e7 Z
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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; a( o; J) F4 u1 e: S; ]教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 2 N3 q# d" t- s% s# D8 u

3 |& a+ M. O: u+ w) J2 Y昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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6 W  X& u4 S5 G, k3 s/ x7 s$ T8 r擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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  Y/ }9 f/ t4 U/ u  |* G7 ^3 Y子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. . K  @, e9 y% Z5 b( `9 c
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous * g! e* |3 z: }

. K- U/ O; N" y4 P) Z" Z0 W3 L有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine , v. O5 x+ K) ^

# S2 s9 `) l+ u6 x7 }教五子 :All his five son took it 2 {: Z, R, F  r: b6 e
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, - i0 S5 f3 m9 F/ R7 D1 D

6 h0 ^  j$ D6 e  q4 N, `& O1 q' _  D父之過 :It is all your fault. ' _3 U: i( D% B# ?4 R+ ^
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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3 R4 D3 l, F! w  ~6 ]# F1 w$ I非所宜 :but that is a real mistake : g, ?$ U, j; _
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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& N' n- ~0 x# U: N  f8 J老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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/ T; h# ^, T+ x4 ?/ w0 _+ U# ]玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 3 ?' ^, z9 L5 |6 V5 |1 g' E- S
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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) [. ?, @0 j5 z0 B$ z人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ; c( l- r* W" N3 @1 Q4 [! {  G

9 s# C/ R  n, R; H8 U6 I) n. m不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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