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人之初:At the beginning of life. , _) S4 @. i# ?: z6 H$ R- |( t

( b) V2 A0 u6 Q( D性本善:Sex is good.
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7 j/ L: e' T* X' N性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.   F9 z+ U9 P) W7 x2 w1 m

- B% ~# i! [6 I  e! d% Y" W' @6 N2 f習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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3 @1 z+ d3 p9 u) g! b$ m; [苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. + ?% H  a; J& X% J& z; a# j

4 m' l0 h, y( C3 I" v1 L2 L性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 5 y  L8 h5 ?( z$ C: Y4 S
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教之道:The way of learning it
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8 Z3 a, o- ^5 ^3 T. F# {5 v貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. " n- a# d0 p6 S  J5 A
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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4 o: |: C3 Q) ^擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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9 z5 v* |. V$ O子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous + P' t. s" E% F5 m8 ]5 M

* i6 M( T) |6 P7 R# o  Z有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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  D% L9 b2 e& d( J$ I教五子 :All his five son took it
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% V- G" T* j% {7 W名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 1 q  r. h8 e8 O+ @8 @6 r
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 5 M  ?7 B. j' w  F: e0 ?4 R7 _

: u+ S0 Y) t% D2 D! N5 q- h" @父之過 :It is all your fault.
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5 `+ I" S1 q7 ]" {教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , i) @. @" }) J2 q3 M8 h- j* ~2 {
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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7 `0 N" H% J* P, y! p) M幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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# R( O7 E4 F- S' n- }4 F& R老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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; K( Z! y' e  ]; O7 p0 H5 a" N不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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  O. Y& r5 {2 z7 Q3 C0 V人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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