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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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* }' ^+ t' s/ N( K5 e習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ! p' w6 Y) @! }( @. q$ \
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. : S8 Y2 J1 d1 R9 V3 `
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教之道:The way of learning it ! m2 F# `- a( }& v
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 9 i: H- g  x6 h9 Y4 f- I
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, $ L; f8 _1 w0 J4 p% ]
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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2 T; t1 Z6 N+ Q有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 0 R1 X$ a: M* t# U# J% Q; G! Y

! z& e, U% m" {. J3 q教五子 :All his five son took it 3 H/ g- Z7 s7 s& w% ?$ n* E( [
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ' w6 \6 j# @+ F) i5 [
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父之過 :It is all your fault. / n) O3 Y" Y6 u( B7 k; Q/ t

* H0 w2 S- w9 a" b: n7 T' X教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 J( ^; I( O, g" v' ]

, P: @. ~- R" O9 K  C+ c; n7 {子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 8 V& b# V" X9 p( I- \
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged # t) \7 X6 O, a: S* L

% X5 C) d. U1 e, [8 N: `玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, $ a( y+ d6 s1 Y' W0 o4 E& S

$ n$ `# v4 o0 [- ^! v不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. : d8 |' p' C, _6 J9 a

1 Y) M6 f# t. Q) C" x) H* n; \7 u人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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! H' {! P- G2 I2 }0 R2 ^) ]不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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