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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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' j4 ?9 `& }  V3 R性本善:Sex is good. 4 o- _, o6 x! x; d0 @% W
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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+ ?, n" B0 e0 F6 F習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 8 q! @# i2 ^) W
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 0 w& A5 p7 y7 u! p$ v

1 A2 E) `1 k% ?( z* [- r教之道:The way of learning it : N& E8 y3 H; D1 S; U5 P

) s5 K, E( p2 k3 U1 r' E* t2 ^貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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' {4 q- w0 {2 \擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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$ j* p: P9 E; e: v% u! z子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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% H6 d* D( @" E5 A) K竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 1 k. X. ~; A2 S" \
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine : T/ d, U7 Q2 {5 R2 K4 ]! ^8 ~
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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3 \  g0 D8 S: C9 S名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. - r  m" m! @; `  i6 @7 X4 @
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, # N4 R; a8 l" f# A

: ^" Z4 U0 `, f4 ]' D父之過 :It is all your fault. ( E& u- @7 k+ ]7 [# [0 {
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 4 {3 B* j9 i/ J1 ~
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 2 |0 t- ^" Z2 Q) U  A. H, a/ h
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake $ D& }! D4 o3 S1 |7 H8 Y; j6 F6 j& J
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, - p* K0 @, Q' J0 h( v7 g

- S+ I: [* o3 d0 ~, O0 X8 l: p4 r老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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7 F- \* }! s, O% ~) Q+ T人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 2 a5 e2 Q& I! {  Z2 Z/ T# L

$ ]# v  ?; T. B: d% d不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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