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人之初:At the beginning of life. ( m$ i/ X7 j) s/ g/ l: \
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性本善:Sex is good. ' d7 D" [2 R1 r2 Q5 j0 J- T
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.   D! w4 k, ^( a; M2 z. \1 L* _+ T

$ u$ }0 g3 Z; D/ m; @習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 4 o8 Z7 n( R6 e
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ( }+ V: L  G4 ?: |0 N3 d

) x4 w$ H& H; j性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 7 d0 V$ s$ Q$ }5 i
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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  k# U2 y! q$ s  e/ R  ^擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 2 a% x4 p4 A  N9 b; ?. n

2 V( J4 Y9 g+ I% B8 `6 H有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ' T! l% X$ H  X% I
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教五子 :All his five son took it 3 P! o. l+ V. t, V* s* i) ]

$ l% k2 y7 U; m) y: z名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 2 b+ ^; g% t, H& L2 H- u7 n. O

8 }5 e* K, \. K8 [+ Z( k7 @養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 5 ]4 B6 ~: @% X( y
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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  q5 s) `/ t/ L* M. D! }教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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4 s6 t- F2 Z) o) ?$ E* h非所宜 :but that is a real mistake " \; f* G8 e( G# _( e0 S
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, , v! g6 e2 K. B

1 ]2 p. a: o; @' s7 ?9 j  n老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 1 L4 O! D( g7 i- a  h2 U

: s( D) b# E5 H) y" m  m9 n( F, F玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, & l  w/ y% W: j, j/ h( Z8 S' F" g2 E

' s8 s. a3 E) t( D5 W$ A  ~& T4 F( {不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. % L% z( W& a5 Y/ t$ Y5 p/ R) t7 \
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ; }; s3 J4 ?, h0 ]. {

3 t& H. X3 s- Z3 E1 }; F% e8 \不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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