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人之初:At the beginning of life. : P: R. f; |6 n" G* E0 P

0 {. I# J# e" A7 \性本善:Sex is good. $ _- f, B" n0 \: B
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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1 `: p( k! b* R: `, _; {5 }' {習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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0 U' d  h5 u8 x5 W+ N: {8 H苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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' ^& x, D# C: F7 j& r$ C性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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' X. D$ K# F+ L6 L, P教之道:The way of learning it ! T, s) T( n: _6 a1 a; V) X+ I
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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1 \% R$ r7 e% R# z  H昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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9 ]0 D4 n+ J# E擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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$ h. ?% j1 G' E' k# i3 Q; v子不學:If you don't study hard, : c/ K1 c) Z2 }1 i
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. : D8 f4 |( y* O9 c) d

' q( q: {) P2 B+ D7 Q竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous $ H. R9 z- f; y( [: T

4 y/ L$ D! M. B' f有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 8 {4 g' ?) s9 K, Y. ^
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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2 A0 K/ {3 J- j/ b名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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8 r$ p* O: r" M2 b7 ?! m養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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4 W, B9 I" R* q, h父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 5 O( _3 d2 d, O5 p

1 D& S2 B2 r" j" J! L師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ' y* ^* b$ w' Q$ v0 {
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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0 r8 N6 J3 p# D" b玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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8 V& J# h/ h9 E! I, a不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. + K6 m1 B7 g3 Q3 W/ u9 n7 y

6 j. o# B9 Y8 }4 r' J; K( f人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 1 m* K7 z: N5 y! |) C

% \- Q( Y& f. N$ F( y8 G不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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