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人之初:At the beginning of life. 3 d( U/ l' P7 ?" ^0 E5 O) W

! m1 n. [! f- e, r1 X& h性本善:Sex is good.
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) F, v; v: J4 S, ~' ~性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. * t2 ?7 I, t8 e4 r4 p! s6 E

  `3 B' y* u8 Z/ K+ _" w. w- V習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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% i: I5 E& H8 w6 u2 {1 \性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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! P( U5 I. Z* q# N+ ?- e: \昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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! R% u' i% ^/ P: m0 `1 {* N$ q8 @擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ; }5 V5 L" A8 r5 N% C
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ' H8 l  K" q+ Q8 y; t1 ~

/ e2 C& M' G! M% R! X6 C竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 5 f8 _8 l  |3 y) j% d# [

2 z) ]3 ?+ e4 c) t3 L* U1 Y) F教五子 :All his five son took it " `  ?: x2 p9 s& L6 L* o
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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4 P+ O: W) [0 y7 k養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 9 @1 V) Z4 z; y1 _- P) g
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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+ c( h" o. y8 z1 `0 w& ~師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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* V0 o$ E6 n" f0 s- m. a非所宜 :but that is a real mistake / E# w9 f% |/ w# H

* k! W( J6 E, ]( h& m/ Q幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 8 h# W0 G' X$ w: Z$ I9 V6 P
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged $ z6 u9 c# C4 U7 \/ s6 K. u

, ?/ Z1 X7 i& F; {7 o0 e6 S5 i$ V玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 4 o# H. I- @& Z" L0 {

% a9 L! d% s# V不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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' y# {2 r2 P0 |2 ~% D! p9 ~人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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