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人之初:At the beginning of life. % }8 \# t) ]6 }
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性本善:Sex is good. % y  L5 F2 M6 f3 x1 ^' H& S

- w5 x! @* {* ]* r9 ]性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. , O. ^9 A3 _5 i

! ^" O5 y- B3 d" N: P習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. * c" C$ {4 B/ l; s

% _/ z) v& m0 A0 V苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 5 r- r" G. r9 k4 m3 t+ f

4 c' Y9 I& \5 m性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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& b. T& ?$ U  h" r8 Z0 h. f教之道:The way of learning it
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0 c- ]. |' i8 W! T5 X貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 5 L$ o! M5 Q  n7 g9 @
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 8 F9 G, ]) \9 A, Z' r; x

- n- Q3 {/ A4 R- A擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, ) Z* M1 m) Q8 i3 m6 @
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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$ E# G1 x3 `. E. ?竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 4 {0 a# u- o2 b. `& ^4 j0 s; y

5 F$ e  M6 s1 m( R; a1 a$ }% k* g有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 0 }, p  ~: q+ G) i$ D' p2 y
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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6 t0 B8 O6 r. X9 G$ U9 H9 W  o養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, " B% o0 f4 ^& C3 Y. }

2 T2 W, y0 p# F0 i5 V5 g父之過 :It is all your fault. 3 G# ~7 b& A: \' A; \9 _

' U" z/ r' h  t8 [8 m  a- x教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 2 m" G8 N7 a( j# R) o* ^$ m( k
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. : k' a$ i& X" C0 E

3 |3 G* Z+ d+ w子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, & N/ d* @9 V: I; w5 k& f* h9 \

# b- r% n* ]! ?/ N8 k& Q' B3 H老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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9 {3 b% P! h, o$ P$ `0 p玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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$ n: Z$ v) K! a1 _9 J) p不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 3 D2 K& I% ?1 e0 M! s$ `- ?$ e
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, " F, {  ^: z6 P  @" G! V

2 A; ?( B3 h' L& Z不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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