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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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1 J# W% }' B# o7 N  F性本善:Sex is good. : ~; N4 }; V% m: O+ Q1 Z3 @' I
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it + I/ n) s, ?7 A! g) y2 ^/ q! @

; `3 s0 J* ?( P4 G9 v貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. & f( W% y' l6 [, ^: F
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. * O6 Z0 V  ]: c
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子不學:If you don't study hard, ; v% c8 ?; [4 ^9 K* U1 T) \1 f6 e4 r* J

! g% F2 a/ q" i1 I8 N3 G% W斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. / X. N* {( H6 }  M
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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8 N$ C( O% M  f) q/ B6 Y! q$ X# E教五子 :All his five son took it ) J6 x$ D" H1 l5 k4 O* Y  P7 Q0 C2 K
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 8 l% `: F$ x8 g8 m9 k6 S2 v

/ ^5 o  p' H* H9 g$ g2 [養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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+ A( m, }" x( n父之過 :It is all your fault. ; N; g( l8 @* N
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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- w5 O$ T! q7 X2 j- k2 ]9 b) b師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 9 \$ K6 H5 }) ^1 Y0 `0 g
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ( o+ h# q1 N! v

1 X2 J) z$ f0 {( j3 q( c# n幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 6 j3 l6 e# L* [$ y* I9 k/ z

+ u" c9 b# ~" v3 e- x老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged / Z3 N* P! P6 P5 m4 z, I

, P" ^( Q3 f& X8 i玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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! H/ o9 g% s0 }. n+ R& n/ O  M不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. - K4 J8 y6 s" v5 u% R$ v1 V

9 e# S6 B, w. A7 ~; s人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 7 Q: B5 H4 M$ T2 E3 f+ A

/ ]) }7 W: \0 k4 {9 u% d不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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