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人之初:At the beginning of life. , n/ C( `# L& ~6 x+ j/ x, _' _1 ~
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性本善:Sex is good. ' t- d$ C5 k2 k1 R7 G8 H

0 Y, z) i7 O7 f性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. + e" @' b: [# p/ B9 q" N9 _
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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/ T. {" G$ u& u/ i3 {9 ~- B苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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2 b  x5 g. L, o7 q% ^! T8 U性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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& ?! @" B  u+ f0 l2 ~/ j( _教之道:The way of learning it
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1 C; @' ~, V3 a; N; z! N貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. + w$ u+ G, X# ?
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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8 X7 W8 D6 D( R' @4 p  q( D7 k竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 9 P* r$ i/ k* k# X6 B# K9 Y1 O6 |
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ( L" I. _& J% b
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教五子 :All his five son took it 6 Q+ ?+ v9 x( y
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. , j/ N5 N* l0 V3 ^* x& Q
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, - i& s+ ~' d" M0 O

" G7 ~1 x+ h6 V: w# ?1 ^9 W, h: A4 q父之過 :It is all your fault.
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3 p( A! ^+ t, \( s9 P教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 5 v4 X* N- Y* k5 o% H/ ^9 v

& G8 z1 l& K& o8 Z* K( b師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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& ~, k" a6 V" X8 u, z) E非所宜 :but that is a real mistake . B8 t9 S5 ]# {3 H! x

% F0 m" P  }! u+ W% c幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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4 T2 Y+ M2 ]# V  M" ]玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ( L9 J7 x, _3 g, ?6 K- K+ e) n

2 ~2 f. `. c: p5 N! Z5 G7 @不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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