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人之初:At the beginning of life. $ S* |% P9 U& |7 w1 J$ ?7 n

- r' U# Z% o& T性本善:Sex is good. ( @7 X! y& y3 g% H6 G" J( M6 ^0 e
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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  O8 T: w1 O8 I2 A4 j苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. " l  I7 C$ |9 s

: k( u3 O9 ^. _6 b教之道:The way of learning it 4 p9 _1 w$ L0 c) e
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.   {" n: ~6 @5 a. k! [% w/ q; L

1 ^7 j6 R7 T) {; [昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 9 y# t) W/ F+ K* ^/ L! |8 B

2 k, B5 Z& J9 L' P6 A1 K4 g擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 6 A4 V; A0 F8 w4 ~6 x; }" n+ i7 V
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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- h4 I2 b7 t, L+ B. n0 H! k竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it / ]9 [8 u% q, A, _+ f8 V4 ~& L( J
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 8 u8 n* d8 @4 p  m+ V
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 4 I) F$ G* k# D' d% A

, D) J+ B/ p6 z2 q0 \( @' F: Z父之過 :It is all your fault. ; Z3 U& F4 q9 X, N

5 R. q+ j+ g+ ^$ ]; f4 t. g教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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/ m- {" h) G1 C6 f2 c& n$ D/ c  U師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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9 q# l# @9 Y( J6 {" i, h6 W/ P子不學 :You may refuse to study this   L9 _- h9 p2 h

6 ]2 z9 W# x0 Y" C. Z非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged & f4 i/ ^' W# Z6 V3 P# y! X

2 h* Z( j( L& r" C! C4 r3 K( Y玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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& C, b0 y' V4 `! t人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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