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人之初:At the beginning of life. 1 t' E# N: }% k0 }  v1 }" {

( w; C4 q: A) O4 e' T4 H/ B$ G性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. : y6 Q' q6 _3 G' `

- D  n% X, P# s習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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  s' \9 M  Z- H( _) v8 V1 V苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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+ x( D8 g% k. A( M: l- Y* _2 {# l2 D性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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+ H: G6 n; D  r/ P5 |  f* `$ W教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ; K  g( E3 g- q; W

4 F9 ?4 z* B7 o1 q  k擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 5 f, X8 i  P5 `
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 8 S  S( g; V, }' ?1 J
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教五子 :All his five son took it " c9 v* h% u0 c+ u+ b* }

9 h- u6 w; t$ U) m/ i! B4 o  j) f% E名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 6 a3 a, N# M/ j% ?5 ^  Y* c. b
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, # h0 t; Z& q& c1 G
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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1 F6 u5 Q" b- v+ N& a" u& v教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ! Y; k7 N4 r+ B
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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9 \2 ~1 U, t. P& ^5 c; v非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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8 }8 w" E4 A2 I9 W% T3 c( P2 S; `幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged * T# \) A! n9 ~- @
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, # y; ?! b( d% T& Y1 m1 P
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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