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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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1 k* O; ~# \0 Z. r5 Y性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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0 V! \( b0 A! p, ?. B習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ; j; u. V% ]& G$ ^. s7 e
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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* Q* _( [/ K0 Z: K貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. . @1 L$ p3 c2 A  [/ l
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 9 T6 s! V1 Q; i0 L$ Q( R3 o
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ( O: C. ^( P: A" h. x' U
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 1 v3 _  R# R6 N) n0 j

+ A* O& j) Z5 _! \0 R斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. + T$ J) Q* |6 S. A5 L( D( k

) ~8 ^; C' u, @" ~4 b: Z竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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6 M: t$ h* `# e5 m) Z有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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8 T: A5 A* t$ L, C3 H* x' F4 Q教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. + ]9 x$ G/ Q' o" f/ @+ _# X

: {3 D8 `9 I7 A/ u; j養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 5 t9 j# C5 ?/ ?$ s6 m9 F! H3 y

+ n+ o7 J: j" _5 x" ~父之過 :It is all your fault. + D' l5 [( V6 t

5 X! h( `6 p7 n! t( L! l教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 8 Q7 z9 K/ j$ D- ]
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this + ]- }+ \6 c' C& M' M& v

6 |" r4 z8 ^8 r7 x7 D5 _: s  u非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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* T: s: g5 ^0 H8 q幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 0 Q9 l  Q7 Q0 D
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, . d0 j& g  ^7 q
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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9 E/ T9 @3 t" s' b* @4 T人不學 :If you don't learn sex, / M! ?; O. O0 Y
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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