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人之初:At the beginning of life. $ y% ?2 N0 E" R# m4 `% M
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性本善:Sex is good. / _3 ]* _. J; O

9 A: Y2 l, b/ c( G性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 7 ?- j' Z) Q$ I; N

4 D1 G" K7 A$ Z# ]3 R習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. / x6 `& f; u8 Q2 J

  q8 `# h+ x; }; ~# |& x  Z4 N9 d苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. . V1 L5 @; e8 B( c! F3 P3 a

" S. E" _: a; M性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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$ k1 `' [9 U1 E# B教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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" }. o6 _. |$ i擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ; G5 C  }: d! u* X& C3 k% h/ Z

; Q9 V0 G& {. K/ \% r. R子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 3 m! D+ q9 A- Q+ X7 |1 Y% E7 _

# \' L, T, I! U* S, z; [有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine # C1 A. C' T: R0 j0 `* o" j

) [7 h! x! d( E' k$ Y! \4 B& J# I7 W( C教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, / h" w8 s4 m/ Y( U9 g3 \
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ' Y5 D" v& J$ y: `4 c/ w' O

! m7 M4 k, u- p教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, / _; ~) A  s, E

( c5 r, Q$ e% t3 |1 r% Q師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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5 K; ~+ e" k/ F9 B2 {2 T1 z3 r子不學 :You may refuse to study this - }$ |( Z, B. v8 ~2 }/ D" d# |
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ! \3 d, t- R' s) T
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged / _  S. g. T) a% C" j* C
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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# T' f+ F( h! d. W& N8 Z不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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