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人之初:At the beginning of life. ) r, p" n2 J) B5 D1 `8 q# W8 W

& B! F& J4 f6 i4 o) D" `6 _性本善:Sex is good.
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' a  O1 I. J& B性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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0 c/ _) E) V0 ^+ x# ^% _9 Q習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 2 t' P9 a' m" u% u6 x; Z# P% F, X
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 7 @* q. c8 N' e0 b# R

- [) ~# E3 t+ g0 t; ]; B7 q性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. + Q4 S& a6 `% b' h  I

% m- @( P) T# ~4 E教之道:The way of learning it " Y2 y* r! D& p  U, I* ~3 q
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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' ?) u. @: _, V5 x  k昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng . s, p% ^! a: B4 ]; {6 x

( j4 }! T! Z( E& T擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 7 f$ o" R- @* _4 d6 f( S

/ n5 |" k$ g2 q9 S0 m竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous - w+ w4 o6 l/ c' A& e

: h; j$ o# K4 K% G  z  H# Y有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it ! v7 @; S& f; W2 x9 m
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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5 M8 F1 {8 v4 j教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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* O. I* A9 ?" B, B師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. % r+ W3 `6 G2 P4 ^- }1 `/ e7 Q; g
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 7 N+ K: g5 w& W2 g
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ! J% y( r9 ~+ k8 |3 K
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 0 l1 \) s/ P! P9 e$ w

, f# T! e6 F/ B7 R9 ~老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged $ j9 _7 B* ~; e: f/ V* y

& _' D+ _  J- A+ D& f. t$ z8 y玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, , b. ?6 D* ^. }9 n# l$ p; X0 X
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ' _$ R+ z* F2 q0 q
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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1 g9 \# g- c( T+ g不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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