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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life. 4 i+ G+ ?8 M6 r( ^$ d8 ~
0 C) W, U. W- ?" [性本善:Sex is good. % D8 H# D* ?& ?8 t4 c8 M
: |* J1 R _5 u% d# \' l' N6 w7 m0 X性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. " M2 l1 z- J m) f, T! Y9 s& J
! ` l+ M& o/ ?! ]6 t習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. - }" o: g. w5 K- E ?* X" }
) z. N7 U( Q# W4 U! I苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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+ V- w) {0 s9 }* N3 Z# g性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ' H$ v) Y) n1 t- p
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教之道:The way of learning it " V& ?% o' l/ h' j( g: U
: D% {/ w; D! Z+ {貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. % K3 m# r* f# e) Q
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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1 o9 E, P/ j6 z# x% T5 ]4 ^有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine % }- F0 ]/ S( R. f8 L
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教五子 :All his five son took it " s" ~3 p/ b2 t/ o) d
$ c/ z( f5 w1 l. L& T) w名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ' a. k% l" }# Z) K. v
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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" i" ]) o, s. u7 V3 T% Z. }教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, . [9 m; i. I0 l$ L
" \( ], I& X# l0 O師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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" N* S/ l. a) ~非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 8 `; E k( S! T5 g5 n* N6 v
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 3 z1 Q6 w+ N2 N1 d! M g
& W% P7 Y% D8 o: ]1 ?玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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) d0 b$ c/ j' @ u8 `不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 5 a+ U9 Y. \- |) I
3 z' n, T, {' n) u人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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8 P0 d7 p5 f! S# H2 g. J0 E8 j8 ^# _# ?不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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