<<新主題 | 舊主題>>
娛樂滿紛 26FUN » 吹水版 » 3字經(english版)
返回列表 回復 發帖

3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. 5 i! I5 A) t& h
2 K% d5 c$ i9 d, V
性本善:Sex is good.
$ Y$ a, Z8 f' l% _, j, K; I$ X, L1 x1 i- y! i
性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. % D4 U1 V6 H$ b) o* x: ]' x3 m

+ y. Y% p* q1 d; p% B, W  i( _, H' B習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 4 r! g! ?# R- i
% s& r# c' I4 x2 S6 s
苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
0 D( ^3 g! U% s. N" V5 n; u
, W  o: o& @4 Y9 r2 T' q1 {性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
7 m, L4 Y7 v8 p# q2 L3 `
' [% |  f% e0 d8 q- q5 _; f教之道:The way of learning it
; o) [& A) J, x; Y/ E7 f
& h7 o  J7 D3 h7 O貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. - }# u& d# y; ~0 w( [* K7 G
4 ?3 E4 @& H* B
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 6 a* }6 t% n. [( R3 y- a& S
3 L  T& X+ h7 k
擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
4 h5 A$ T0 S$ n! M' |
( y% e% C% d8 c) K/ \: B子不學:If you don't study hard,
( x" ^6 C) r( m, k; V7 h' C1 q4 }  v- N' p
斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.   g% f9 W+ s2 P( `- H/ T

* y. f5 v$ E/ q. l5 z6 e竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ) x  k1 F# k# ]: h9 S5 c5 Y8 K

9 P" S1 b2 ], n有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
! y, u: ?0 ?1 g# j4 B5 n: u3 V# J* I, t, Q5 w' z( Z6 H
教五子 :All his five son took it
2 F7 _0 w) ~; ]$ w$ a: y! ]! `4 V
( y7 M  d4 V: Q- |( I$ a2 o; u名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
, _* L6 P* c% w7 `  I# u. f+ h( m2 y, O% J) I' Y0 y5 x! D/ |- k0 G
養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
6 Q4 W4 K; w* A' J
1 V1 C+ c3 l/ t$ E' y( G5 _) a( J父之過 :It is all your fault.
1 N' V* c7 D' v4 [- Y2 m- Q! q: u
, M3 U# R6 f5 o教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 4 y1 Q- B: m' `0 }- h

% a% @4 |7 G; e1 M# F$ Q. b師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ' x  \/ Q5 x" A  x5 h" x/ r* `" m8 f
' b- {9 z# ^8 ?
子不學 :You may refuse to study this - K6 n( N% l) _! l8 u/ O  B
! _; S( ~+ t" F, ?5 m# V9 L
非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
& ^+ t/ P9 E  n+ V# Z8 o
8 E: K3 c- e  e) E5 ?% y2 h* ]; ?幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
; S0 A* H& Q4 W( ^2 e+ C2 @; r2 H8 f$ d# F
老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged   ^% ~$ b5 G1 d' O) J
& \9 \+ b2 S7 i: o+ \* |
玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, * q9 s% N# j# l! I4 s( Y

+ S7 \1 ^: E4 d7 M0 D3 b不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ' l. `. R4 F' G( {% r, ~" y
: a; m# q/ O2 [/ h0 }) f, c% u+ L
人不學 :If you don't learn sex, $ z+ Q5 m5 P, C. A
% Z9 V% ?+ b* Q4 p/ Q% R$ g
不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,/ ?5 Y& R# p" o0 C8 e, f5 E
$ {2 C5 _3 |  n2 G; i
posted before. n1 X7 T' |* s' e9 u

8 J* A/ p5 Y: v, R$ }$ b [轉貼] 三字經翻譯成英文 (成人爆笑版)
小弟唔易做, 大佬更難當
飲茶你行先, 吹水我最叻 (好文區茶客 - 冰鮮潛龍™寫於人間死城)
返回列表 回復 發帖
<<新主題 | 舊主題>>
娛樂滿紛 26FUN » 吹水版 » 3字經(english版)

重要聲明:26fun.com為一個討論區服務網站。本網站是以即時上載留言的方式運作,26fun.com對所有留言的真實性、完整性及立場等,不負任何法律責任。而一切留言之言論只代表留言者個人意見,並非本網站之立場,用戶不應信賴內容,並應自行判斷內容之真實性。於有關情形下,用戶應尋求專業意見(如涉及醫療、法律或投資等問題)。 由於本討論區受到「即時上載留言」運作方式所規限,故不能完全監察所有留言,若讀者發現有留言出現問題,請聯絡我們。26fun.com有權刪除任何留言及拒絕任何人士上載留言,同時亦有不刪除留言的權利。切勿撰寫粗言穢語、誹謗、渲染色情暴力或人身攻擊的言論,敬請自律。本網站保留一切法律權利。