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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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7 B/ K! W& T4 P: r) ~性本善:Sex is good. ) `8 H8 ^% a5 e; ?" R

, {1 U8 }' ?! T' c4 d) P性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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0 q( `4 }, [2 o9 u3 \性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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6 t& G7 v; b( [2 C1 ^4 I& E- J6 x教之道:The way of learning it
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; s, H9 @2 E8 ~* T3 [& d  n貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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- b' `9 I4 W0 p6 j3 t擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, $ h/ b1 z: u% g

2 U( a2 @: e9 n7 z斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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& u1 K9 |4 z! B有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ; K; y  M: n4 u6 `* F
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教五子 :All his five son took it 8 f8 Q! l1 s. H+ m

: ]  \8 h& o$ x名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, / J3 Z( r  D- \# g% p+ `

% {& R$ B% F: x& W. I- T父之過 :It is all your fault. ( k' q5 V+ r0 D7 n
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, - c/ S' c2 I2 s" F) j

# w4 ?! |! `: e9 k2 {, j0 H師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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) `% h1 P$ ]3 Z1 X子不學 :You may refuse to study this , x, h8 a  Y5 f% \9 L. |
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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0 F/ K" @% i+ h7 `# P幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, . `+ @4 y" f6 K9 y4 o
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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' h" q# T& H8 h1 d, f" M不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, # z# e) y7 N& k4 x: M
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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