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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. - L8 A3 U. e! Z6 h: ?* t
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ! B* h) n# e9 Q9 e7 r6 c* w

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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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0 q1 B- S( p: |& z& y教之道:The way of learning it . T! _) P0 i( Y# Y: m! L
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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9 ]0 p6 I5 R# c7 \& h! z昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng   I" r& x$ v7 D* ?  |
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ) q& ^/ s, a4 @) A
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子不學:If you don't study hard, & U3 l- C$ w+ \: [% y; g
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. - C1 G0 A: ]& M4 x1 g& v% T
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 0 D; }) ~' Q7 l- a
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine   f! R6 N3 x2 m1 J
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教五子 :All his five son took it : K2 z9 g$ Q% |. p
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 9 U* G, g  |# s" t5 M. {" D5 J
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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/ u: U6 \% o, H/ Q父之過 :It is all your fault. 8 L. G7 t7 r9 ?

) f4 ?. K% Z: U# z教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged $ H5 ^# @. ~0 l  G' A; K/ C6 U
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 0 `" _, _% A. X% Z6 C# y) ]+ h6 g( k

. {( N# I$ B0 @' w* n不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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