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人之初:At the beginning of life. - j3 C/ o( M7 p

6 D' [+ U) Y) M% Q4 E性本善:Sex is good. % m$ m) M0 B6 t5 C  |9 K
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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' d3 Y+ K+ p. Q: L; p習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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& {. |; X+ E7 m2 l% x苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 1 X1 o, R, d0 n3 f0 d

% N  q: ]8 C) T/ e2 q教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ! D/ C3 H9 e" |. q' Z) A: {
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.   S# z, ~- o8 @  Y  D
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子不學:If you don't study hard,   D. Y% L1 @' T! Q7 w& \

2 C5 L- L* K* ^6 {5 R" W- D6 D2 q斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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( L, i; ]( j' R! v" w3 g8 T竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous , j" a' w2 ?6 m  B& }8 ]
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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% H% R( ^+ @9 p) i" _教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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3 E. \% U6 ]  E, p: c' s養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 2 Z* L; H; @7 ^0 e, T  F
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 0 h3 Y& v1 z4 S+ A2 c5 b
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, : _' G' f% d: r1 e

# Y) u9 _4 F+ P) @* Z師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. & B, e* X9 m3 P1 f# w) ^; M6 X

& i) S& y& F. n子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 7 g/ h/ N- S. l% z9 I1 D+ o
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 0 ?. I# F( a# g8 I; |

6 ^6 ]9 n8 k( k$ T' {  U6 X. y$ [玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ' Q; f4 y4 \+ ~# A% Y! n+ e% S3 `+ t

/ Z' v( V" u  O# S9 G不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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