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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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% d' T- T3 M4 D) D  \/ l3 F7 f性本善:Sex is good. ; Y* U% _: N8 p  ?! f0 s

+ O: ~3 ~3 M+ b: h* h性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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1 o3 O  Y, f; w  [( w* E習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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7 m4 o5 K3 _- d6 T9 V  w6 \苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ! H+ R8 z) _$ h; ~" H
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. / l! H0 F/ a9 t7 M4 v

: X, i! t6 Y% r教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. % d+ V  x( ~8 _" w7 M6 t0 \3 \; R; b$ P

3 n  c$ O" z: T昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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; T/ c% G) i6 }  \子不學:If you don't study hard, 0 P) W- |+ v4 Y

$ p. H- d) H* G/ h9 j( R斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 1 m) L2 t2 o6 d4 f$ u
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ' d# n) N; l+ k1 H

  }0 u6 w- d* @% I0 M有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 2 M4 F1 n, M& U+ j! }9 }0 i! C

* u1 c; L! q) n; ]教五子 :All his five son took it
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% J- y, M9 h1 d. v2 B3 X名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 1 e# j2 V8 z7 G2 R* A" j5 t
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, . u- f3 k6 ~2 _3 ]/ o( G

# n5 B2 l' \- _, U; W父之過 :It is all your fault.
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4 I8 e0 I+ k' t% Y0 V; A% a教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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$ O, L: T2 S0 U7 X/ P# |, u師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 ^% J+ B/ r% j) Y8 z

$ X- z8 ]* J( D5 d9 x. i子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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( W' F6 u0 M6 U非所宜 :but that is a real mistake & R; i- K6 U) |$ K2 r

2 ?2 w% I7 ~! A幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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' E1 h9 f: S8 M. g老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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& Z4 P& E( W1 E# U7 v玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, + C' s( m1 _" M6 O

1 D1 n9 c: `% b! o  C# p不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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) ]. v2 F- P) v0 i. C  M4 j  [" f人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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$ u9 w+ Z( s( p! ]7 m不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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