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人之初:At the beginning of life. ! m9 b6 f% H1 _/ ^

5 B" r$ X; s1 a9 [9 w1 y性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. + y* l+ ]8 J1 r* F; L

1 T# {, Y- t1 s3 Z2 g習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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2 {9 |3 @8 k+ S* p2 L$ E苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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: h, s+ }* g6 w! w% o- Q. E性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ' h/ k0 V5 G. t2 u! ^4 K! u
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教之道:The way of learning it 4 w8 V) f# b: h

$ F( J5 ^, O+ A) f貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. + C- U: t0 \) n- z7 Z
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 5 i/ O6 K9 |& I$ I- p

; k# g. _5 v6 _$ c斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. : W9 x% x! B% {$ f* h

- a; T/ W3 s! K. D竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 4 l' N2 J0 `1 _- L% `

5 k/ Z( E1 P6 ^) _有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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6 p# K6 Y- W9 z! k2 U$ r名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. # J* w/ s; A; }. A
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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7 o' _5 _* z, G' F9 N教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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, k5 [0 Q5 d. K/ O師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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2 O* ?% c4 w3 f7 C. k子不學 :You may refuse to study this 0 l; @$ f# J, w) ]0 ]; U, e3 m% K% }
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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2 Q5 T% H  Q% @6 {! x* u幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ) L7 ^+ O* b; w8 F% \
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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; m% p1 N& D$ X% \" U. W& \3 L玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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0 b" y% c' v. \8 s: _& e不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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