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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 5 x" ?2 V3 G8 g' ~' O4 k! l+ b
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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  K/ \  E4 F# x1 }& c苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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( R" ^. w5 T" R" q8 C; P! t教之道:The way of learning it   Q( N. |# m1 a' G

: z5 t* w; d  i6 b) g' i貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng # u0 e% d4 F  a% J4 |9 G

6 l1 P' H; V+ W  o  M6 X  b擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. $ m' l* H  }& m
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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9 L/ ?) J- Q. E4 t: m有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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2 a1 q, j4 O9 v教五子 :All his five son took it ( g  F" {! i0 P

/ ^# Y; Z; o( @# W名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ; D8 v+ E+ X+ s& s  K/ j
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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0 }6 Q4 d  [  ]父之過 :It is all your fault. 0 F; W9 _1 R1 h$ U+ e
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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$ c$ W, E, J8 o' M5 F師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 l& A; e$ {+ A1 s6 b- |0 \+ Q

8 X7 _/ u* ?$ W子不學 :You may refuse to study this   U$ X7 b# G% q; W

2 x" L& ?( g; h: v0 d# H7 t& c6 E/ a非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 2 O8 ^9 K$ T2 K

3 ]4 a* m- ~' `( }( x幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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' O2 u! ^" d! Q  x' k! F9 W老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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2 b2 {& T2 C4 [5 s4 ^$ Q7 p4 d玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 2 ?8 N* ~$ Q* q# T! t4 n4 u' O- p

" B5 w0 c0 K/ f, j3 l" I. N; y  N不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.   z; I% X- g8 ~6 M

6 v$ H$ j7 e+ O" v人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 5 V. c4 e! p1 F: e! B
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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