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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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0 ^$ x  N7 E5 M+ W- l性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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' W9 g5 f7 ?5 `' d+ |( Z3 D習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. - c  m9 @7 L8 g; ^

8 o6 l; a- C: C0 Q; H性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ) ?' _6 S5 ?5 u2 D9 d
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教之道:The way of learning it * g. T: @9 E4 t2 a6 H
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. % B# j' M5 s5 P; u  ~  F$ z# X

. Y0 B7 L: l: t. [+ d昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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: O9 @: S/ z' S! {- A9 D0 n擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. , q2 M; ~/ n  w5 u" D. z/ t

0 n2 p  J. A# r子不學:If you don't study hard, + @* z* `5 P, a1 N- S# ~& m( n' o# @

4 W7 G( L+ S$ c: Q% }斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ' i7 V* J$ l& M8 N

9 b0 a& _7 V# ~4 ^有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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9 V5 `9 L/ N/ u9 z" s名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ( p+ N0 i2 W. ^! @) O! v
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ) u! D) E! f: a: W7 O
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ! R# t: d3 r7 Q" G
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. / J% ]( ]7 w% B& O5 T

' P# Y- j- _; d4 ?# p/ Z* ]7 r# E子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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& E3 J7 |! K" J7 |2 {' l6 P5 d非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, " K2 i; g( |1 \* m$ ]. ]

' K  B; _5 |5 `1 Y3 j$ [# x老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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0 O2 T0 K. ~/ M( Y/ b' l" ~) Q玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ' n( R% R' n/ ?1 ^% h- F
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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