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人之初:At the beginning of life. ( g- g4 A/ i& t) C$ ~/ i' C" {1 N. N- R
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性本善:Sex is good.
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8 |8 @" h( A7 o8 y9 I性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. # }* F! H+ ?9 [/ m7 ?6 Z+ m% ?
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. & l3 R+ q) J, B; t

. G4 B' `/ |5 L. h) W性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 1 V0 y3 o) b6 l4 ]3 s
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教之道:The way of learning it
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- U1 k4 \9 q  _9 ]4 L! J貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. + i1 [( _7 w2 m, S8 ]
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. / a" }& p* [; }' ~8 o" K* `

+ ^0 m8 t' U' n) @3 z% J, b6 ?子不學:If you don't study hard,
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. J9 Q2 l7 u& t7 w8 C斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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. L3 @, t# ^! D. b+ i) U9 c竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 9 T4 ^' N' d9 _1 J. U& m
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it ; o6 h4 o# P$ T8 b; W8 K: U. C
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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% }) S+ g$ @  @/ @0 J3 Z養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. / z  |- L& s' [) y. w
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 1 a: |: Q! Z5 G0 c# X

; ^* i: {5 V0 a- Y3 ]  S8 i- H$ `' C非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ' J. ?( R# i+ K$ W  O8 H* y

* K( d( V( k! ~& ^/ j# H1 l' R幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ) L* Y/ P% B3 v9 n4 `8 {% [2 k

: b% E4 r0 ~/ h* Y3 r) `老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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) [9 S- M! h1 x9 Y6 k; `" m玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, " U6 D+ |2 q; _6 x7 H; G
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 6 T% z( I& `! @( d
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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