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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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9 t2 g  l1 Y# R8 ]0 G/ R性本善:Sex is good.
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! Y" ]% @% [) i+ W: }性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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5 i, g, `+ {0 {性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ! l3 W. E5 o! l+ t
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 4 k0 ?% L5 n$ c

' U; \2 K7 L  G, S昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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4 t" ], r& C" x( q7 Y) _" F% t擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. " V, ]5 S# Y! E. K0 w+ ?0 `/ b
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子不學:If you don't study hard, $ S0 h3 q9 z4 ?+ n6 b3 e; r1 e( e
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous % A* l. k: \2 ]: q  s9 q1 S

4 F8 U5 ~+ r( |. O7 b4 s有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it / H, ~# T3 l% H8 ~: W
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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9 j* v2 z' }- }" X養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 6 B6 q/ U4 u9 h" ~

, M4 ^. y; n! b( X. E% P父之過 :It is all your fault. * C* t" ~" U: @- Q$ J# i
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. % Q; @1 c* j2 ]4 q1 [
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 9 B: C/ `6 Z$ ?3 R. y. D$ D4 _7 t

7 N/ U  |; V2 j" U, ?* y非所宜 :but that is a real mistake , ^- W$ g2 S1 B) E* e3 u2 M
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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! o% Q9 Y  |7 a9 ]& j) `; a$ f' }老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ( J6 G, _0 ]1 ~- J: B
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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) G5 K+ f$ K& ~# S, m不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.   f) w) k5 r' q& |+ z3 }! D

& @4 B1 m7 a+ W5 i& o+ r人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 0 ~: V% B2 f0 b% C1 k% @" r
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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