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人之初:At the beginning of life. , s( C! `% O2 m; [( c# y& D% k* ]

8 ?+ ^% u# j% y; e% P性本善:Sex is good. 4 e5 r( \6 V+ k% ?( z. m

& s) K/ p* m. J, F5 s1 x性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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, ~( Y9 w9 B6 M$ J: {: }4 q- ^習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 1 h  O- ?$ X) U: l$ ?9 x

) V& ]4 m! l0 e1 ^% m/ t苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 6 L) h: G' L" o7 J( _

6 W: K( i4 {: p& r性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 1 k6 S* p9 A* u* o
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教之道:The way of learning it
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4 d" S0 c# H0 X' [) v貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ; v) |) o$ ~% C( d

* O# E5 _* @0 L0 [3 n) O昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 1 A3 K5 l: E, n( E
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. # \+ n+ V# n* f" A( E' \; X
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子不學:If you don't study hard, - i4 y3 K/ h! e+ }( C

, L: P( K+ p) G0 [4 `+ J斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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4 m0 O& W2 I& |! s4 d竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous & x! D1 g( z; v( A
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine # z; C2 D3 |3 e8 S; o. n" L

$ u5 {/ ?! U" G教五子 :All his five son took it
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: R  H+ I% {+ s4 F- t名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, # H/ z! x0 I0 I4 j
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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1 A/ H0 \4 P  K6 ~, J/ r8 x子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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$ {% h& m# A. S4 f: W2 V非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ' w4 v" W! a2 A* ~  \- e4 X* h  F( |

/ p; h, s/ H& ]. g. ^老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 8 `. m/ I- n& C- T

- ~' w9 D2 ~& `" o! I不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ' C3 {* e1 Q1 O3 c4 x  H7 L$ N
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, $ X' L5 a* M6 u0 x
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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2 ~& h, M8 G2 }, L' }* t: Q& x7 Z [轉貼] 三字經翻譯成英文 (成人爆笑版)
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