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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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- m  f* d/ m2 N: U6 x5 o. g' _性本善:Sex is good. 3 o6 m( x  L5 _7 {# P/ U2 w5 W% q

9 r' E3 P7 X% Z0 W/ Q) H! `性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.   ^7 R1 _4 C* p- h- |9 y+ u1 _

( N* f2 L' _  y習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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* @# p0 A: E, N苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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' j9 u0 `) T4 t性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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$ p, `7 d: I7 _教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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: }( q, Y9 c8 }) B& P昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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& [1 E2 {3 c; A( O擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, ) ~1 M+ o- m: S: R+ p

# i" h& w/ Z5 o3 X斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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; A, A1 x6 a+ Y9 K& R: m, M有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 9 r! }' J2 Z6 ^$ R( X4 A: L- C. U

; t$ G9 P7 G# B& V: y& p教五子 :All his five son took it
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8 \% |, a& G+ V( D& d0 R# m名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 5 v0 m5 l6 ^7 c) |

+ U% O8 f7 |. j5 h養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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8 e: o* ^6 P# a  ^0 a% d師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 7 G+ t% w! I, i2 a% ^- Y( N6 F

( f- _7 R, \" {子不學 :You may refuse to study this 3 t" p7 R; Q0 c9 H! S# w2 ?  @

& O5 F. N, x8 @非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ' }0 f3 J* |0 ]3 H: o: P& R/ Z
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, : e! X( v/ ~/ t! ~& u( D* f
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged / B) _3 N0 v) E, C6 \2 p
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, $ u: W- J+ c* F! @* g

7 f) Z4 |4 \) O- ?( X7 O2 y不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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