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人之初:At the beginning of life.   ?1 N( v3 D1 K, n7 o5 u$ ]: i
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性本善:Sex is good. 1 A* R+ ~& G, n+ R+ b3 \

- G0 s( G, i2 b  G性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 2 w4 f+ w2 M/ X0 d/ [

* S4 W6 o% p/ c2 g1 t9 Q- w% r習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ! C2 W' _) p0 b

" v4 F1 n' P. x. v7 M" |6 G苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 3 O% T/ w% Z  ?7 E) _+ w  ^
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 1 y7 k, i8 Y5 {8 j

$ r' G) o) o4 X7 Y+ \; v6 D6 x教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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8 b0 l& `! @( e! i* X- ?昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng . d$ H% O6 m9 I; e' E: A

: m% z3 Y  x: d; X9 r! E擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. , r. \& h' C& q8 b7 Z- M- Y6 t% L$ F

1 C9 R0 L' X% ]3 O3 O子不學:If you don't study hard, " o6 ]* d) m+ V' a
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. / }7 h* f7 O) b# _. Y- S& S1 ?' @
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ( Z2 O, ?2 e5 z8 p4 J) d

) X. ]( ~. `. r# n+ \/ ?/ J0 O$ y! {) G有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine - P9 W6 x. @- r# {7 Q# v" e& b
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ( M/ j* k4 k  f6 G& y' |

8 I  d9 j/ I: ^! f9 _% W- p  r父之過 :It is all your fault. ( g/ m+ e9 Q3 D; R" ?

1 j% @8 J6 S% ?0 T  k3 @+ P教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ; l, M7 S8 w5 P, M/ h* }

4 K4 b5 N1 u! F! `% i& S師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 0 G  E8 `& p( D) F3 b( s- X

* i! n2 b! n4 i4 I  }非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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$ b% W  V2 |2 Q) x幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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. t3 ^) W, m6 n# V: d$ B) ], I玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ! G% I+ x  |1 Z* O1 x3 m

' g; M# b+ R- X不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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