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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life. + V8 m4 K( \* {$ N; ^
2 }- V+ P3 N+ w5 z' k性本善:Sex is good. % n" r0 Q5 Q3 i' a3 ?, n
9 X/ e0 a* @% R9 G( L0 t4 v( x* C性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. : n6 @; c& g) o5 e0 z* x! c
4 A- W6 D( D- r+ @# [: e習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. b* p( W7 R9 G) |+ ?0 V
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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0 O: h6 R4 x; A% j! m3 i, W6 m5 S教之道:The way of learning it
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! V; s+ _+ |9 D1 G貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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* U0 o% [3 E K4 Z, V+ \8 g. r昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng " D& N! k5 R- W1 I
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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# X/ S- F+ V- Q5 l( ~竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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, F& L! y& ?8 R3 u$ F* H有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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j2 U2 k, n( K/ V4 f教五子 :All his five son took it " Y2 N$ }) I3 h$ P- E% g1 t
1 I6 p1 j/ x! d1 u# s名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. , L+ ^+ a* V! Q' ?! O8 l
& f- i" x' I0 J0 x+ R教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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) c7 v0 X) x. g! j! s幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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6 A. `6 }( |5 z* A! r玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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8 J1 @- d+ K( ~不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. " n+ d) r6 g( `" L( B! i
" ~2 o7 A3 D7 f- ^人不學 :If you don't learn sex, & {& ~5 C( Y/ S
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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