<<新主題 | 舊主題>>
娛樂滿紛 26FUN » 吹水版 » 3字經(english版)
返回列表 回復 發帖

3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
" `: a3 s' v5 y$ F+ |; c6 q, ]2 U
; s8 n! G# s7 M( e- W6 V( a$ x+ y' u性本善:Sex is good.
3 K  q  H2 v( F5 s9 ^- }
5 _2 t: G' m, M性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. - E  k$ c# F! d5 Z/ u- P) a3 T8 s# U

: g$ f- H$ [9 z! A, ?/ {習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
' {. b% }, C/ h! R" H* R
5 @6 K8 V! |0 V苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. * D* U7 k( f5 M; E) @9 e
7 ~+ j7 M) H6 y6 Y4 S8 m
性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
* o$ E6 s1 @5 F6 y: Y. F: z
1 @* V7 X/ i( A" @/ n教之道:The way of learning it
: [* y, |9 e9 y; v5 n4 i" V) o) J2 ]. j. c4 P# h3 F, W( S/ ^2 R7 R
貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
. F7 X: o5 E3 c& U# l' r) Z% K( U; C% x
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 8 E& q  }- ?! b  ?  R0 }

# x* B( {" O" u, `4 }# d1 |擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. . r! w$ B, @% H# W4 d
% K0 }0 P7 L/ Y/ Y' J+ L
子不學:If you don't study hard, 6 P; G' b1 h  u. ]

0 }/ D. I3 U4 _* W! [- J7 P( b斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 0 Q$ e. {. J6 E0 C
7 v( S# J$ z( }/ v# b3 ~! N
竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
1 ~( G2 a1 x7 X2 l. l
0 z. o+ G+ j' p# l* o有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
0 C3 u! Z0 A- O$ r7 P6 h, [+ c1 j5 i2 W1 L3 P: @0 u
教五子 :All his five son took it
' t7 b" e- N% _! I
  s. P0 k" s  A# D' d名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
$ s; q  [5 @; o: |7 M
! l) Y# q( }2 C$ ~5 J養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
4 E7 b+ i0 m  ]- @* A' ]6 O5 E5 Y) G
父之過 :It is all your fault.
! B; v# p: P8 o( ~4 w; p- M1 }/ d  }; A. f# F3 ?
教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
( ]. N2 X- {; c/ l! Z: \
; a7 p* k" q6 g- o- G) R/ K3 r師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
( N) _" b- N$ t  W; Z$ O
; g: X/ C% X0 [# x' x, e# t* B1 Q6 }子不學 :You may refuse to study this
, S- `7 Y$ u7 i6 o
+ K+ c+ B( _; X非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 2 ~' {* m; H& I* v" y, d  Z# Q- o
& f- w' i) a1 Z* w9 M
幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ' l  R! B( p  K7 ^$ X( t; R0 Y
( w" A7 G8 C9 N/ g0 C: j- o: l
老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged / T0 E& f: }6 G

. d/ a8 ~$ u* E, I* F) G玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
* B! i0 m7 q& U
  H( }% @, Y0 C5 a" W! L不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
* O! m. I7 _: x2 T1 b0 Y/ W2 F; D& t
人不學 :If you don't learn sex,   n8 I3 Q& Z  @0 a7 v
! u8 Z. W0 _2 s4 x" l0 R  l
不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,; x& Y& Z& |: x$ y3 c8 P
3 p% I- `2 q" N) `9 \  ?, J- R# R
posted before% F3 S8 y- E% }) D8 g

% r7 M* E* _" c6 x: h [轉貼] 三字經翻譯成英文 (成人爆笑版)
小弟唔易做, 大佬更難當
飲茶你行先, 吹水我最叻 (好文區茶客 - 冰鮮潛龍™寫於人間死城)
返回列表 回復 發帖
<<新主題 | 舊主題>>
娛樂滿紛 26FUN » 吹水版 » 3字經(english版)

重要聲明:26fun.com為一個討論區服務網站。本網站是以即時上載留言的方式運作,26fun.com對所有留言的真實性、完整性及立場等,不負任何法律責任。而一切留言之言論只代表留言者個人意見,並非本網站之立場,用戶不應信賴內容,並應自行判斷內容之真實性。於有關情形下,用戶應尋求專業意見(如涉及醫療、法律或投資等問題)。 由於本討論區受到「即時上載留言」運作方式所規限,故不能完全監察所有留言,若讀者發現有留言出現問題,請聯絡我們。26fun.com有權刪除任何留言及拒絕任何人士上載留言,同時亦有不刪除留言的權利。切勿撰寫粗言穢語、誹謗、渲染色情暴力或人身攻擊的言論,敬請自律。本網站保留一切法律權利。