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人之初:At the beginning of life. : G9 @/ [* N5 V

) \3 D# m+ e* X6 g  I; c性本善:Sex is good. 3 z* j5 r+ j3 T1 A5 \' Q
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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0 o) R( e" u: O習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ! E/ s% j1 j& t0 r5 s$ D
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. & e% Z% c6 I1 H% Z( P

: @3 `. ~# i3 Z' K, p3 P: Q5 Z教之道:The way of learning it
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' Q" b$ `+ z* a: E4 H) O貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 4 R+ P. J/ Q4 z6 v& H/ {+ M
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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( J" ^6 Y# y5 N. B- c! i擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 6 j% j% \# w* \% l1 P- r* G* ~  M

- ~' q0 h4 P! F2 q' O* f斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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! N3 Z5 P- \4 Q/ [5 _" k有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine . w; Z, W% X, \) u. @
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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& H9 W9 b, Q: A& Z  j+ n名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, + R4 K3 P! `* V% h
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父之過 :It is all your fault. / p( g2 F# d) c) w

6 z/ h3 s7 J% p2 _7 p教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, / C' ?9 B, r" }% J! N" M

' u9 ~) B. Z/ i師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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5 K4 F9 w1 Z1 |子不學 :You may refuse to study this % O0 B+ G7 g) J! s" I" [
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ( U( Z5 G& ~0 c  L. _7 c

+ e" ~" X0 ]! _# n7 ?幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, * [6 q: n( e4 v1 Y' }- k

/ e& b7 k  b6 [. I4 f老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged $ Y# c; E' _& R$ }3 R

8 P! T4 ]: C* c* h( n" v玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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2 B% H  M0 C! x  ]不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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