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人之初:At the beginning of life. 7 g& R9 W2 s+ z1 A4 G: M* P; c3 ]% N3 D

3 ~# i8 u% ]# [( L8 \  q. _- p性本善:Sex is good. % v  V4 x  H' z* ~: `

7 \0 q3 I1 m. j$ J5 T性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. & j4 A& n6 C# A3 c) o! H

) D- _$ _. s, g+ ]& f+ j1 ?苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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4 j0 K% U3 D/ b3 b, Z5 z2 |/ M性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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- B7 o; n4 E% Q2 O: ~教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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+ j' X8 O7 ^3 m# L* m5 R' ^/ x0 Q昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 9 z, m+ t! S5 B1 a

/ p0 k' [/ |0 F/ R! [( \6 V擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 1 ?, h& ]; W7 m: Q# x/ T

/ G8 `% I! I' \% g' v子不學:If you don't study hard, + E  k0 o4 I' H8 u) {, n2 t
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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$ s! Q7 _# u3 E7 ]6 }竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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# p& r% v: B. b8 T. @" C- v有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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3 B; n2 k" S' S$ I+ P- H名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. . Y$ y; k9 g9 f) Z. {& Q% q! s7 h- M; O
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, % y* {7 h+ x$ O; H$ L! C) s+ e

( g% r. T0 O& Q3 W  F- Q! }9 n父之過 :It is all your fault.
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  @! e& O4 t+ ~" C2 \4 A教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # b: P$ `7 a7 T: m; F+ Q( O

" ?; _5 N* ~" i' I# M子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake # _. r8 r- K7 i3 r8 s) J3 u
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 9 ^9 p6 ^! M: l2 [
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 7 n( F; o2 a# c* |
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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) @3 |3 N1 ]  y) j6 L不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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6 K0 s$ W6 m6 f- n' U人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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