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人之初:At the beginning of life. 3 F+ W% m$ P4 ]7 b

( k2 t/ q+ |! s" X3 ?  w性本善:Sex is good.
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/ K$ u+ H4 h4 w性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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5 l2 W4 W+ b9 W9 S8 y習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. , U) E6 F6 ^1 P* s3 L
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. $ @; \( i- F, y6 e) Y/ T
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教之道:The way of learning it % O1 a( q8 X. Z$ K3 O! v2 W
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ( Y/ r2 d, j1 H  h( `/ f3 C

  h( \( h2 C3 A# _, ]* o昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ) D! E( G; }, [1 T  D1 i* j
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. / H! H. \/ j* i0 B) B1 V

6 u3 I& q9 X: ^9 ~1 R) Q: F子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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; x% E; |! }. w* a& e竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 2 _5 z0 r* P+ L& [
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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' K2 ?+ Q, r4 o1 [, d, H3 j名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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* }! Y/ m$ |: W養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 9 {6 l  B3 v7 V- B& T" |- T2 a
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ( \! `) j3 i/ t' F* c+ Q+ i/ ]7 W

9 f3 _( V6 ^$ O8 v師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ) c( O) K, l4 u8 U

' r# P$ y/ \' @4 h) }, O& l子不學 :You may refuse to study this 3 V7 i( G1 \8 ]0 b5 H
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake , {2 w# X  |; f5 M- c) h
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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4 r- D( Z4 S* t; r9 E老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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- I2 Q; Q. i3 T玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, : }  L/ ~! K3 d! U% a5 X

8 \* [8 o$ ]; S0 G# X9 P$ c0 e不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ( T& ~( K% W% f* I2 o
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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