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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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3 G; ]  N5 y. |1 N: m' w3 x* R性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ; V* ~* ]. o9 A6 Q5 Y
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ' B7 d! X- `6 [) U

3 X" v( S0 L' |9 l性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 8 I! M% s( X4 `- w( P

8 d9 ^0 s" T8 E1 C$ G: ~2 e教之道:The way of learning it
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4 P% P7 E+ P) [7 L' H) r8 c貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 5 C: x4 G) ^. [! v( J, T* ?

" _3 b* n7 b3 c8 ?  [昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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2 ~; ?! `3 u( t3 s* J擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. / p7 U  f6 Q: @0 B2 @* i* D+ k

6 M4 a" Z0 o( O子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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  p- y3 k# b# D4 g' {- q5 U* C( I+ f竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ) d* ^4 y$ b( v& }

& L6 @; V5 P4 n' s. D有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ' C7 p, c4 R6 d; g  n2 D
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. , P2 v9 L' i) P) a( I

! i) E9 g: _; b/ z: z7 d. {教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, / N3 {  ^  p4 E! X. ~
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. * t7 |# q. M( \* R2 j

# `3 B. Z3 x" G) j4 @子不學 :You may refuse to study this 9 M& e, ~' z; ^, x9 T( r

) ]& ~2 r  q; r' A4 n8 a* k非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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, r0 C9 f/ n* ?& Z老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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( e( b2 a. \3 }) V* ?玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, # h2 b" B6 y# R( z
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ) M& W; l- z" K5 r, f
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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