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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. - a/ g O( e& _4 D/ G& J
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 2 Q& I2 _7 L% \
( q6 } F- S6 [# k B苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 9 Y/ v/ j; F. z9 U8 K
0 j8 {: o p; G# \' }. d教之道:The way of learning it % M R" f: E' y& k _/ R
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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+ h4 L8 Y" s8 r( ~子不學:If you don't study hard, ! C: q% Z9 r1 [
, n! {0 T9 c; W4 U斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine / j8 e: h: L1 T8 z$ l9 ~2 @
* @6 B. x$ v @4 t教五子 :All his five son took it
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1 s; t' s" n5 i: d名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. * p. p5 d" k& R) d
# k4 k, E* P! o" I4 c養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. & J2 q3 X0 |* i/ _! B4 X
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 5 w0 m; U) b4 D% L' B/ _
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 5 ]/ \) G% c, \* M' U4 g1 Y2 q
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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+ {' u4 D& L" v# W老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 1 \# @% x" ?! z
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. & G' z+ v. |, J6 ~+ w
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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% a0 o" q& C7 b4 }" _: h) T不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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