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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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+ s! S  k& c7 B. T) r性本善:Sex is good.
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% X, h5 E0 z# a9 ~! v; j/ T性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. : ^8 R# ~4 M9 A

8 B# |# V. U1 a, P0 S0 s習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 6 a  k; W" S* e, Z, m( Z, o0 p. O

$ v7 a2 N/ ~( B( ]3 j. O& Y( l2 F苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. + K: B3 r) r, U- y! G6 y

7 y! W- }1 {( x: r* U- v. W  `性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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3 {1 r9 ~7 T8 Y. f5 g4 T% O4 R教之道:The way of learning it & {1 n: l$ W. z" N/ a
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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  b( ~' a2 ?! I, g  m' \擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. & g; j; A% k6 X2 H' h3 Y% [2 o

6 {9 T% x8 V2 R, k3 s子不學:If you don't study hard, $ j3 F( o5 G7 A0 X
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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5 ~$ a7 v6 f0 q6 |4 @4 d* g* g竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous $ I3 d  B. }" a- j9 @
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it , Q3 `3 C. m5 Q* G5 M
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. $ _  r) k9 j5 \% T' n2 Y8 A
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 7 k# a; D! D" U! a& ~
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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; w  W8 }* L" U/ a) ]5 j: ~; @2 v; q教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 2 W+ q7 X/ N, l# F% a0 n) E+ I

. j* D, G3 E7 E) ?' U' {師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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5 q8 V* B- p' d" H子不學 :You may refuse to study this / g. j! e7 ]* G, w1 e' s' C  P) a
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 3 C: k9 p$ |3 @. `! y: U: ?# ]

7 H' G6 Z( P8 y; G3 Q% |$ e老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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) M! F0 J9 I! p. U0 @/ p+ ?: K玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, / |, @4 q% d& E0 C8 x

- |1 c6 V* w/ d& P! ]6 o# g不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 3 |' Z" I; ~' h% J/ M* l- \- {4 v
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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