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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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" Y2 A$ x8 k$ J# t$ v6 F; [" \性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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: c8 ~' {8 l* w+ ^% P習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ; m5 D1 o+ B5 _- C6 @3 J1 P
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 3 ~9 b+ n- |. J( w, J/ a4 X0 D

* K# \0 Y& h) b性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ' z4 |- U1 F( k: F, @

5 j8 l& t9 A. q- b" @% N7 D教之道:The way of learning it ) z' x/ X6 g# ?0 a- W7 n5 b) A
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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$ t" f4 C) H; Y3 K8 D+ L昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng   @8 t* X( y  M: C, n7 u3 M' ?" L6 g: g

+ S5 P/ i9 e0 J# v6 |擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. # @* x/ Y! @  B) V3 C# d
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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0 o" O  ?' R7 a- x' I7 H, f斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. + _0 p8 a7 {$ p0 a: y
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine * `' ^. o# e$ n& B

5 |) i+ k% Z, k. k' @; P5 M; t教五子 :All his five son took it - P& y! k" G# q5 R& P

' ~1 Q3 K' @, C( @) b5 I5 ~名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. " t* V( V, z( p: |
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 2 X  k- I" z9 |0 |" ~
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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. o  H' g, [. A* R! q( B) t非所宜 :but that is a real mistake , U' }1 ]2 p% N( Y0 \8 w, j& [+ }
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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5 ]7 r2 }* i3 }$ I老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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+ g; v$ A$ B8 ^0 V9 p玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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! D: ~- T6 x# X0 H不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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2 t1 L% G( T9 ]- J人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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! B) h& L: t% f不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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