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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. , l) y* {& o- ^- t+ b# e; w+ g
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ) Y  C0 \' d3 `/ Q+ f) P
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教之道:The way of learning it
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+ g' b' m6 B& e貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. % p( i3 o( d$ |) o/ P3 S( L4 {& Z
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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4 z# O* D9 K4 @7 W子不學:If you don't study hard, # E! Q% @4 E5 r& x; ^! a+ T
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ; Q9 P% Q% l8 O& q( G- i5 F" F
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous . \$ Z4 r! |  E' M; i# i6 @

9 m, s* n$ B. K( }; t有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. / |: c1 {+ g5 {% f

2 {) N" Q9 Z- Z% l- H1 s  U養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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- }+ p( W3 n2 _父之過 :It is all your fault. " |" m9 J. r$ X8 c

' @* m& z5 o' C2 G  ?: C教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ; k; E" S2 q! @- l

% h. P' }& a- j: q師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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, k& Q; N$ x$ u. d* a) F( B" m; M老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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3 _3 a3 ]% ]3 y人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 1 f7 y# I; N) n" d' b; Z& [
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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