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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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  b8 |9 B" P: s性本善:Sex is good.
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4 Z# J- P* J% E3 \" _- ~性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 8 `4 X2 y( T% ], W9 W* Z/ N

# V2 W) A0 m" P/ F習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 1 M. i! E6 K; X7 M& k; `3 Z# V
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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4 S9 O! t+ x. C' n3 D  t性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. , N' g  [0 Q4 H: s, S" y

/ o1 n1 {, ~# h( b3 C教之道:The way of learning it 6 }/ `8 B! ^( k) [0 f. L1 y- ~
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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0 y# ^5 P  d9 G0 g2 Q3 ?) }擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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0 w' F8 L* [) w9 u% S子不學:If you don't study hard,
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1 _/ j" I6 R; ^斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine   L6 h0 ^/ q0 W9 C0 m
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教五子 :All his five son took it   N2 R5 ~% i0 J9 c; a. u4 \- v6 I

+ d$ X5 p, v( C: N7 P名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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% q- e: K, ^# _# H. ~/ m, W6 i養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 0 `( P( k7 k1 \% s4 x* @) i' |% U
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 5 g0 a3 x1 {- |
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 2 _' k- _) S  t
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. $ r/ \: l8 ]( J! f

( n7 r! e+ N* t) A; z  X' [子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake " `; ]* o2 L6 L* `# E- I) |

7 V3 N9 n6 _( p' q! a7 D0 S幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 2 Q/ P6 i% R# p: R: G

' _# k6 y1 U0 d- E- W/ V5 f. C老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ! y5 |) H6 `. Y5 @

+ `7 L- I: m! [玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 4 H. m0 y$ ?: x

+ G5 t$ T1 L7 f# J' d# K6 L不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, . Z  W* K' O8 N5 ^3 R
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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