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人之初:At the beginning of life.   g4 o  {$ r# D) V/ ~+ m

0 L0 o2 [. V3 l0 ~7 s: N5 n: ]性本善:Sex is good.
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) F5 C& Y- w/ ~0 z' A  R0 ^1 L- ?性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 8 [- g, [% A; Q% a

! V* A% J, g' e4 v0 j: @苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.   v) s9 k( S8 f- G6 f. s

" @+ O% {8 Z) e  G" w2 g性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 4 b4 p# I" r, ?

9 E1 }, f( P7 a/ B' k貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 8 u; T! L- E  c! g: Q, V, Z1 Z

  O8 ?, K& A" I. W/ I" o$ f子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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& l! S: K0 c2 u' t/ G" i竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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% G4 I/ ]. E/ c6 [, M; s有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 8 ~  C( U# o/ j

( R5 w  h2 a% f教五子 :All his five son took it
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+ U; U1 {4 X  b  q! N; U' K名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ( H# x0 w1 h5 D7 u3 T
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 3 @9 `% [* W3 Y( e
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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: B& K) [! z* x' C* V; A! r師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ( ^: E& y! [! j( L
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ' [7 \1 m  }. s% O+ b2 L& H
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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