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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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- O4 z- d- z- r3 N性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 6 M  {; M: O) s
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. - @' X2 U* p5 G. Q: L2 S: R

6 k2 V3 I) H% `" N$ K" t: x$ H+ V3 K性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ) v1 o& T- D& s6 n
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教之道:The way of learning it
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. v" @9 z! R8 S貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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" ?1 n* k' h) S1 ?- p擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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3 V* `8 \) Q$ C0 d7 x, [子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 8 K/ E4 b( g5 i" Y" x1 J3 k$ A  b, V

( k" ^; I) X! e2 ^3 B8 v( F$ p竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 2 ]) a, k1 v: D% K% v$ j3 B
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 8 Y$ d- k/ n, ^6 x. S& j

. o0 j" v  U. Q/ v' w8 @- _1 |- V! L教五子 :All his five son took it + h* U2 ^5 J' |; k: r
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 2 L) j4 s( ?4 `% f3 J/ E
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, - o8 J* _; P2 k) ~: U: d
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ( y  D5 _: Y& k; A3 H) H

. w( t* _2 y* {/ N2 d0 Q教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ; N+ j' Y' H& X

6 J; H/ ?$ S- b9 U師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. / m" ~# a3 F% H: T* v' x# h

. u& Q: ~# ~4 L+ b! Z% \% c* g: \子不學 :You may refuse to study this 1 E( S3 \8 Q, Q  L$ i" D

* s- _8 S4 G+ a* L0 A1 l2 M2 {7 D/ `非所宜 :but that is a real mistake & }& T- p& `: @8 U/ Q, [" s7 T

: a3 A; ]- {: v% K& |* a幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 7 }) ^, v  Y) O
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,   C" P7 ^+ n: f8 j3 f! r5 u3 i
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ; u# J, \$ f* `/ ^* [
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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