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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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, k: b! T2 Y% N& f1 l3 j& {性本善:Sex is good. 7 N# s- t' f  R' F" r6 A9 Q6 g
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. / [5 E( V3 _: d( ?) P! ?5 u& j

$ b- P) }0 B3 a' o習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. , o+ K  l7 |4 }  |9 L2 ^& J

7 A* D; @) w$ U! Z, R& W苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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+ Q1 i' l' a4 B$ {教之道:The way of learning it : C1 t# L3 K- b

4 S# t2 j% y% ]8 {+ E) Q; \貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ( s! u% c. p; ]* X8 p& ~

1 d9 U* I4 s. {- j7 O+ M0 C' V昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. . x3 B4 ^* o, b) g0 A

) k9 _$ V/ a2 g. n) S, r; ]子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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, u' q  N/ N$ e; q* ]; b教五子 :All his five son took it
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( j" s- b( }) @8 l名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. , p/ m! O, ~% @1 h. }7 s, w" A- D
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ( v0 o  I7 D0 S4 E1 \
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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4 A! ]9 n4 ?* O& }: z5 d子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 5 H+ H$ Q" w$ s5 r+ o/ X
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, & f: {3 v0 C9 k" S
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 0 c# h6 I+ @' a; ]

5 ~+ z9 F+ o4 H( D4 _玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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- d, u5 ^- }" A- l1 n+ D人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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