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人之初:At the beginning of life. $ L* u* q0 j- x/ a- C/ M+ K7 o

3 }/ ^# @7 u" B# b7 {性本善:Sex is good.
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7 ~+ e0 @& q  ?0 @6 P* r性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ; F2 K$ _/ C. d  j- F1 o

) V' N$ J/ E6 K8 p. i6 `* j8 D! Z性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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+ v" H' ~1 U( i" J) {  t1 ]* U貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ! Q) z: U% r5 P* w7 G

- n* y; g2 u, N, J5 X1 r擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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( f9 v! O: Y2 p% g" C子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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9 k7 V7 c, U/ y: k有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine   @4 _0 b, N- E/ y
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 4 s7 `) @" a/ @: o. ?* }+ S: S
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,   h4 w# y, t7 ?# ^6 a) V

7 d4 `4 ^  r: U( h( d4 m師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ) H5 }" o- M3 m% c6 S2 @. Z

4 y4 C& O: i7 O$ ^1 Q" M- L子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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9 o+ `! i" X: |4 ?# I$ ^3 G! a非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 2 Y6 J; J  u/ d0 [
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged , y& u6 T* ]# ^' [8 K

; k( I% i* L* A( J6 s4 v玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, " E) O2 I  ~7 N9 w9 u
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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7 m3 y  Y$ d" `9 q人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ; {4 }0 {- a3 v! N  _4 F

  E2 v  d  `! E: K) U不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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