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人之初:At the beginning of life. 1 q2 q; u: o0 ^# x5 s# b; A

  T3 J, B1 z, g/ [8 D8 ~性本善:Sex is good. " ?4 ]; F$ L7 I# p* W( a
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.   h9 J8 `; {" ~$ h, A) `9 U2 _

. |4 L  R# d& X' j1 N習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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) P" @, |+ Z  o4 e  @# z3 t性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it   [% q/ M8 V; Y) @  |3 R

% N6 ^* R, {* Y& }& N貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 8 D5 _) U& O  U

; b& u8 f0 s1 m0 c; ?昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 0 h& f# u: A6 D2 d$ I* Q: g  z

$ d1 E: ^; E, L* O0 y" |擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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/ i- w( R5 y6 y- p/ Z6 l子不學:If you don't study hard, * @' T7 j$ ]9 ~
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 8 p* _$ D# S5 d) @8 ^

0 o8 S$ \( M. q. W竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous . i3 a3 ?. T" @* q' P. q6 E

$ w/ Z$ j, Y1 |7 v2 L4 d6 n有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it % a, c; t( Y, T$ k  v1 Q
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 9 R' @5 J5 `+ [
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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) B- V6 y$ i& o) b師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. % {7 I/ q4 g, K8 O9 \- s- c
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 7 c- s* l, O5 |8 `1 w! B. J
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, , F, g( J, ?; w) J* Z5 O# N; \
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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# h9 w8 d- K/ w$ z9 w# I& g, p玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, , M, @2 M3 P- r% k1 g; V, f
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. $ E; ?8 `& [' p1 T
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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