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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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( q! I* j, n8 [% }" R; ~性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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' b0 X6 b1 C3 a, p習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 0 i3 M% v- D' W0 \& C, L: ^

2 S. `+ o9 Q( M$ \6 u苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 8 i; `5 A* H  I
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ; H; N2 y3 a+ w4 {
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 8 @3 T3 W, m4 B
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ) H" l  ~& x3 P
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. & I. p- F2 h# O- @+ w
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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) w# P! e# K" i5 U斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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: X: \7 q5 X5 |8 g* Z$ Q. P竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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9 _2 Q" Z/ K7 `; R* g有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 6 U4 l# D2 d9 X. A- o

% a/ \9 V9 O, f: ~, U4 A- n教五子 :All his five son took it * r; k1 T0 a# Q+ X, Q. _2 N

8 f: l$ a. w1 r3 N名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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, O; i4 o+ i" P3 j父之過 :It is all your fault. % w0 _$ g7 j# b6 v) {* ]

& Z. _6 H- w" q- k) W$ t3 ~教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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' L, v& s7 e0 B師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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( u1 q' A# E6 ?% Z& W子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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  S$ L$ Q  q% }  P0 _, S; N非所宜 :but that is a real mistake   u& e( Y; j$ O# K& V

' e5 q$ ]% Z6 _$ ?+ y; q幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 0 a% b- p% i5 y; o! p
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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5 I6 b9 D! Q: n& f" q玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, * c8 |1 m( S" [
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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3 M3 c& w. M& R+ s1 `1 [人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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