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人之初:At the beginning of life. 1 L4 {$ V2 m6 i0 ^" r5 g

' M7 R# [  |+ U$ `: J8 S; b6 _性本善:Sex is good.
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3 e# E% ~* B% S3 _9 L性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. . Q$ `; b3 T- v; c
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 7 h+ D, _! i" X6 L% o
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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- Y% T' C& P, U7 ]% T8 \貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng + \; f: ^2 M* j, x" N4 D& u

8 r$ T2 P' L6 D$ d: W擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 0 T+ T& B5 [2 I. ^0 w! ]  Y
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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. @% z! x6 K  @7 [5 J竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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- r4 W) |& V2 @6 @有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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: v. ^; C3 Z" T: {教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. $ L* ^( \8 {: d

( V- F5 |2 _9 P$ O養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 8 `" b: a( y, H5 t( Q

2 E2 }7 P+ y% ]# E+ r父之過 :It is all your fault. / {8 ]; W( B: @4 d9 b* x! h9 p: q

7 F& S, e1 p! v教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 0 D0 |: x7 p" h& s; Y
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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' |3 d; Z1 n1 m" P$ M  m幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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) U* P2 C0 G' S5 C( A" T玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ' ~7 K1 W/ y9 L+ X, Z

# F" |+ d' N, o人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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