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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 8 y# ]* |# }2 c7 [
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 8 {% M$ [; m" P" b
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 8 L' P+ g7 H, J8 M, j) @- T

# P/ c) C1 t, E) A: D苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. - C- S# H7 i( d4 o' H
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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2 s) |! @; t! H* m- f+ E( c教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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. [2 {- Q) D& L6 r* w% r9 K, U昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng + v3 Z" d' D* v0 c0 Z+ W

5 f2 v0 r# \0 }6 S1 q擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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3 V) R& o$ ]3 {  I2 G/ G. e' D% R5 F子不學:If you don't study hard,
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- x5 h2 d( Q4 ?" i% h+ H( G! [斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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* b" r# e4 H1 P竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous : \) ?2 T: l5 m, H

) M4 c- Q! Y6 _有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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7 [- N# X* _9 t: v' H教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. & W. _; Z, Q' n5 x! z; Y2 R

6 e2 n2 |/ x9 y9 T/ @8 t7 q養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. % q4 y( z& F6 I- F; e; Q9 @. N0 ]
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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; f& j- m4 S# k! c3 g; P% b* Q9 k師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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# a* h  t( O4 a: k' x幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 9 }6 Q7 G1 z; b1 T

( m' K. k' F5 z  i. H老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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8 W, W$ ~6 d% y" A9 ]玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 4 i) `1 S& U; C4 w! F

) s. p" @% R  s1 n不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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  H- Z+ s& N9 Z+ l' \3 ]  Y* L+ P人不學 :If you don't learn sex, . }2 e! J& d* Q* E

9 B# V$ D4 u% d, F- a* U7 H: l9 J不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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