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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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" |1 n: ^/ A/ a+ p  G性本善:Sex is good. ; V$ b7 z" }1 T" B/ x5 m( t; d% V
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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1 Q5 z% j; J% ]5 X苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it & M$ x( |. Z  n& H- J# T
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng - ^7 l1 x. K$ z" M: t% P1 s

5 O8 Q, H; S4 s$ k6 Y  F, L: h9 w/ B. e擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.   z& a" e, W0 {6 q# N. f
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 9 i5 P# C, }( m/ y, T- Q" K1 O& d! \' Z

0 }* E5 h9 A& T/ J8 D3 F9 B竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine $ G( O$ U, c. t4 L) M( n
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ! H( c6 `3 {! \: A) L

( m8 M0 `( g3 F3 s! c養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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7 C' p% W5 v% o6 \- i8 ?教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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: g' b4 @4 o7 I% @+ w% c師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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( Q& D( a" B2 z+ U子不學 :You may refuse to study this ; X1 }5 C) n' J- f+ c) V; ]/ v0 g

, ?" \- I9 ?$ e& N7 t非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 3 C0 w2 A! ~. X6 C& H
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, - I7 H2 q) Z+ h( m0 S
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, & n0 Q( I5 r7 k/ V7 q3 S" q
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 5 v: c9 J# l( b# l; n7 k& B
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, . C( H% ~9 A, L: u0 X
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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