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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 7 y$ c% b, ~. }) ]4 k, C
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ' p* ~, O7 h; Q* x7 J( i3 _2 B; ]

  W9 c! g( v) r% |+ q苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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  b+ H, l$ ~% f, I貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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2 z- \8 a5 v" Q昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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, o; z$ ~9 g2 I0 C擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. : X" _. S0 l8 Z3 n
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子不學:If you don't study hard, * E8 f% E* D$ J! o6 c2 n

7 R6 y$ [6 _: m8 W! {斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ; q8 S- |2 `- G: M. P! m
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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3 u8 v1 D3 s' `( D有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 7 C( H; i. m+ X

: S! o, M+ r5 f" s$ V! U2 g$ g養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 8 x9 `2 X$ f2 Y  Y) A
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, $ D7 W1 D& ~  h: Z
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. . h; m0 H6 K3 j+ H7 q3 F' _1 i

, p0 S: k3 q3 [0 J0 _% }子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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( T6 Y& g6 k7 r4 W: w8 Y非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ! O% \' l7 Z1 z  M' \$ G

- F, F7 X2 k& Z( L% T/ j: B幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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% U4 h! l( a0 @1 ]& W* B" K老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged % A& D& h2 a5 y* l
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ; R* X. p8 {; B# [
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. / a$ K0 _5 N' Q: G8 |/ P

$ S0 a, h/ O9 r" ]) [% N% F) ?人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ( r- i$ A+ H/ A5 w. P- Q9 s) C6 \& W

) n6 s0 f. w" B* C. r0 P# S4 t不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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