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人之初:At the beginning of life. # `4 H# o" w& P+ E; b' n9 o

2 c. C+ F2 r, q' K: L5 m- H! M性本善:Sex is good.
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5 z$ U7 O/ k2 I  u! p性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. % c6 {% ?2 g1 R3 N$ K
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. - g  E/ B9 _1 p2 j3 R

$ O% \5 y2 f. E+ \苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 1 @: O4 o1 Z1 C6 t! E
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. " Q5 u2 Y! V! u* |( Z' f" G0 p" A

" A/ Z* Z8 Y# ^1 J2 L$ J6 F教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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1 O, ?' l8 P1 @8 [6 C1 ~8 u2 }昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng , M9 Z! c& g/ B! L& r
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 7 R. H* e/ j+ D( x

2 ]" `; S' P4 |8 P( l; x斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 8 j. m( F$ e4 j' V( `
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous & c* x7 ?# n: d# Q
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine : _+ h# k: G, O2 o0 P- [

2 ^- \& p% F9 b: t0 y( f& N7 ^教五子 :All his five son took it
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* k- w9 o( v0 c3 r名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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4 w, ~8 J6 o# ?. ^/ ~- H7 `* [父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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0 e0 U- \6 w; R; `+ t2 ]師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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  T* [: O0 V+ x0 j9 |子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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! [+ ^+ b3 n: j% u非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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7 P) v7 C+ g: k8 K7 p  Z( ]老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, / M! u* T. I$ p

2 D0 y: v. X: f& g不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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