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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. $ v; R7 i4 [" N& [7 \

# D# f, `/ t' g$ |! s' {6 A. Z性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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" z- }' I6 }2 o% z: a- R習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ; W: E0 K+ [* ?4 z2 Y

) m' r7 @5 i+ T' h0 P2 F2 A性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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/ h) @, |. z1 G5 j  M9 O* k教之道:The way of learning it + B9 I; E# S4 U3 E; z/ ^% s3 J

+ i5 T1 ~  ^- F$ R( m貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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8 D; b  U. b% ]! g* x$ f0 j2 ?8 _昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng : [8 ], H; Q$ Q: E5 m

' N* ~, g- i3 ^4 I3 u, [擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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/ P. [, L2 R0 D# h  R4 Q+ Q子不學:If you don't study hard,
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( J$ g. n+ S' X! [斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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' E7 K! ]4 p/ J; x1 V4 T有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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2 j+ _* e( D9 m2 }. M教五子 :All his five son took it
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. T6 M* ~( K" x% e1 \名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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- n$ u- a, t0 i7 x) {+ x養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 5 }# }- I+ Q8 ~
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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' x. F6 u' o$ P) W; m教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + U: s' g# {, m' h

; f% {6 {0 q9 d  B師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ( \: @! e9 s) m- x

5 p' o2 n" F* w. ]子不學 :You may refuse to study this " i! i2 e' }0 a
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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) h& `, X1 ^* g+ b( n幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ( X$ I* E& {* m$ M5 M
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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3 {" U9 `7 [! k% ?% O玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 0 B7 ^3 X' m3 B( k

, D, u! \" @9 }' @, {不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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% n2 G& w' n! i0 O, K1 J7 C! y人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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