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人之初:At the beginning of life. $ T) w5 k, D: ^" w

: _2 G0 C( ^3 c, g3 f! \性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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7 ~9 z8 G% \6 m6 n性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. " Q% L' w0 s' }; ~
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教之道:The way of learning it
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8 p% H  c! J& Z' y$ L; {貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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0 |( e! _: r9 I擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. " ]0 c+ n+ W* f( I
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子不學:If you don't study hard, ( z. r$ h5 {) r7 d$ A. K& @

$ W1 }. R& h! ?# |/ v0 _7 m% ?斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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6 q8 P* ?( r" @3 k  T9 y# c! T( Q竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ; ]  O. j* U6 \* k# e4 e

& k  R7 G; E, X5 \- ]2 B- J! M有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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9 I' C5 h2 z! f# R養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, , y+ v9 H- l6 j8 e6 E7 q" d" u

* Q/ e6 P7 w+ d# ~父之過 :It is all your fault. " L8 B: X' W$ W6 w! Y6 T
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,   e- ?7 H& G( B! f
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ! p" n8 J/ l) ?$ P! |

# H. Q2 M* G1 n8 Q# @子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 5 h8 a2 q& C' y' o$ N; a, y( z" l8 |

6 P' G2 a. D  m# d3 F不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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5 l: C4 Q0 b7 f* I. R* t人不學 :If you don't learn sex, , k$ o: h9 X4 G9 D$ ^7 X# x2 G
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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