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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life.
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) s. u) V& s/ j: m性本善:Sex is good. " u; u$ I( @$ A; |& ^$ A
1 K5 H+ u b4 _( t5 g. L$ C性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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: l1 b* O B! p6 o" _習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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% O9 W/ E" \# w. [; z' V$ w苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. # _3 I s" R2 l8 P+ n1 ~' Y5 @; e6 T Q
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ! p$ x) P$ G. n
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 9 E* W: f H$ B7 v
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 6 j. [7 n1 h2 Q6 t' R4 D
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. & |# o5 S' p/ ]5 w6 {: \
' f- w% q/ P, E子不學:If you don't study hard, 7 R9 b5 V# {; E# D( T' B
6 t& R8 T! J( d; D5 [( I7 A& [$ }斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 2 w9 p& \$ \# Q9 ?9 y) L- v" w
% k8 v8 \' X1 V) n/ M2 G+ H竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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& _+ ]9 u+ B" q I0 n. T有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine : g+ M$ n9 `2 y8 Y% D
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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y( m3 H3 ^$ o4 w/ S: f名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. + H" j- _/ ?4 D! ^4 o) Y7 A: {
* N& ~( l( [0 {+ H6 ^4 H: H1 i養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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* Y) p- l$ s# {+ h父之過 :It is all your fault. " K3 Q% A" b, x/ i/ @
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ' o( b7 _8 A) I- r+ N# V" l
) k( F3 c2 ]. ^- |, X% D子不學 :You may refuse to study this 5 d, x% N2 v; G+ y
: u* P# N2 C+ B3 ?+ C- D非所宜 :but that is a real mistake z" x8 ~1 }* V" y, l& M8 r( H
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 2 \+ |0 M: }2 I: F, T( a5 J2 T
' p( ]9 @0 x( e5 |$ n老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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7 z! A* Z& e" o7 v' Q( B# P, R玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ! L2 R: w3 S- L6 y% p" r
( Q- U6 X* ^6 q8 B+ F$ I不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 7 c/ B4 Z" r1 h* v) ]6 F
$ S# M9 p; t& X# C人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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6 ~" Z/ d8 c, C1 L+ G不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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