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人之初:At the beginning of life. 4 l$ c  B) Q4 R1 P8 c+ u

8 G' B% U$ L6 T0 v1 b  q( y6 T: k性本善:Sex is good. 3 J9 F) u' U' Z6 {2 r) Y/ V+ n
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ) Z/ C+ K$ y! i2 n

" q4 _3 `: O; X8 ^9 ]習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. / Q- R! p3 o% F7 {) w  B. H

$ n+ g$ \2 f9 t4 J! ^+ p( Z' z( H苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it % f# b2 c- q, i' l7 t. }

7 P& f) }5 v3 s- V貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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2 U) x2 Q: @% \昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng " ?- q, }) C7 T) a; V) N9 _7 c9 \
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ( x% M* O0 @# Z* o6 h
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子不學:If you don't study hard, / _5 e2 R* G- A
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 7 g1 _, ^9 U& R! C8 y
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous . |# Y8 `2 m8 g! \

8 X4 A, f# e% r1 R, k& ~. P有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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, E- ^- j% L) t6 i4 ^6 `* ^名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 0 E* o% j# F1 b4 X

  }- T2 e& F( K5 j' l- k養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ; P: ^8 w+ g" h2 |5 _
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this / N- b. a' t3 K$ L; G& N9 N
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake * x! k- a9 S( e0 H* H
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 1 R. x: L5 n/ H  e/ v
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 9 E( \! S$ q( V; e
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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. |$ d3 w* v- H6 @不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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