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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. " L! X0 |6 ]( k. {9 j3 Y8 T
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 5 _& V. w5 Q2 @( Q" q; E+ D

/ Y7 U- X* b2 Q7 ]' G, z0 x" P習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 2 h+ c4 @! |$ l6 Z0 c3 a0 C2 `
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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8 U1 R4 T4 }5 b2 I( P7 P昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 6 l! ]5 h( M) a
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 6 K# |$ k7 o; t! V9 g

% P( h( Z6 |# ~5 |$ F子不學:If you don't study hard,
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" d7 S5 m* _$ |斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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1 u% L9 J, M& g# u教五子 :All his five son took it + D* o. \! h# K7 m
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. & L8 H* \+ Q. N! h) \$ k2 @
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. # [1 M- X7 O% a, p5 A: r- v3 ^7 x' R
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, # _) S9 I; L8 I' y

+ Y8 s# R' a# ^, f+ T& k0 x師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. * ~2 A& _1 a5 t) G" G/ K! G

' v) S! ^; R! Z. d( S( T9 S$ s; ?子不學 :You may refuse to study this 6 w8 K. A/ n, O6 R+ }, P( E

' u7 q& ]" f5 x0 E非所宜 :but that is a real mistake / C4 i4 ?' m1 f9 [7 z) ?; k
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, + k! P0 i# d7 `7 h

3 e3 t6 y, P8 G+ n不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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