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人之初:At the beginning of life. 9 W+ h: _( N8 I# @/ i: K" B0 s# H
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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1 R3 S( c8 S+ M* l0 f性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ( u4 Z* A1 T2 k

! B: X( e2 z8 K( |% A教之道:The way of learning it
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  J  @0 g- _& r. Y  v9 H  n貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 6 {' m4 T) p, z) }
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng $ K; n* Q0 c, o5 @" Y

4 n( A' z7 y. Z$ ]9 `( K6 x2 D擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ! X& s1 F2 j, s) P( A

7 A, b% B& h. \7 E子不學:If you don't study hard,   O/ v6 D; P8 h4 F2 o

$ {  b8 O/ a; D4 c# O0 `% \. p$ B9 K: i  N斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. . e# f7 ~5 f+ {. I* N' q, p
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous : ]0 D2 r2 U) t) h4 A
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ' T+ C' g- T; H) _! ?$ V/ q- h
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教五子 :All his five son took it * e1 i! [/ b. Z# o  \
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. . Q( y* w1 h" X2 b4 r% Q
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, & |" y" V$ d: s' h8 J
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 3 v9 R+ w9 G* t* v/ o

% W3 B2 B" o' {7 M" v; z教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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& z9 E% ~( ?" w' V! F) x; D5 u師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 [0 y. I5 i& c3 s$ h
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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2 I' z5 D: L9 N( B0 ?: H" Z1 w幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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' f" O( m5 L2 @7 b& h# Q' z老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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; A' c% `6 j+ j: O) B玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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# Q8 G8 b8 k7 @( F/ G( O不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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$ g( j5 G$ f& z% Z人不學 :If you don't learn sex, % v* I; c; @* x, ?9 K

0 K+ d+ j; d1 b: G不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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