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人之初:At the beginning of life. + d, c& Y" G5 E* O. |7 C+ v
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性本善:Sex is good. - u3 Z3 W2 j4 L; _8 u( l

  h* ^, m% J! r$ H9 s7 m性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ! E1 y' b0 d5 u# \( h$ G  y  F, Q4 g

! [5 s/ V2 L0 d% j  y' G習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ; ~- _- P4 o4 |6 L4 h0 O- a
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ' u6 @0 z* `( T& j" \
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 5 P: c1 T5 g8 y' D2 i; `$ s

& K$ v! W7 l/ b昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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( b# ?0 u# y0 j$ x- A8 w3 @子不學:If you don't study hard, , s3 |( Y0 @. A8 {( a2 I

( m' ?1 C" D0 o9 s! Y" v斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. * {6 G7 q( D# ^8 V; D

+ [) U9 H- t- I0 M8 I竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 0 M* h5 f) W' g

2 Z/ Z  S# [, I有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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% N6 _" N' d5 ]* N9 T4 L. j# v教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 9 ^  @, N- ?; p7 [6 D$ r
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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, E/ {, a. k( Q教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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# J; J6 ^  y; m2 K9 V8 d! \! c非所宜 :but that is a real mistake / X; F& G( V  N( K, v

7 |9 ]! t* G. C7 w( v  ?0 E0 h幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, - n! w/ w1 d4 P
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 0 C+ j' Y- K; \7 N

7 h# {  b& \0 ?; W6 G; a: e' \玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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* Q5 S( Z' b8 c# d6 Z不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ( X' p0 {+ X- ^

) U6 L2 y$ Q0 }% P  q3 i! Y4 I% s4 v人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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" F% m/ M  L' H$ }) ]不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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