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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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  r, V! ~, r2 v$ N性本善:Sex is good. # s1 U1 S* D9 j6 t, r% }' a
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ' b' ?4 S' p- B, A9 W

, L* [7 y, b( ~習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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: J- G) w% G/ k; n/ f% k性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 8 l: j1 @& M8 t. V" }: }7 `

2 ^- ~: i$ e" Y: m# q7 g& w! p4 m教之道:The way of learning it 4 E' R/ [8 }/ \' ~* A

3 N9 r  {* A& V# h貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 8 {6 X9 S+ M. e/ M: u7 B

1 h5 f+ W2 Z- u  ^: X7 U4 Q昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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* r9 G2 _+ I' K0 p( e' J) {擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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3 {% N, O% N# g2 v子不學:If you don't study hard, * f3 ~  o# l; V0 \4 w2 p
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous , A5 G- ^4 j/ V$ M- C) Z
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 1 X# L, n) ?* C! m
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 1 ]2 ~0 a# X. D8 f
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 6 w( o, F3 {) A1 R. S

$ d7 U4 Y& w& |5 J父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ! F$ H7 s' e" D+ D

" h9 p6 s" I' C0 D8 d子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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4 I9 R' G$ N) O0 i, g非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 8 E9 L0 H; A; C* N/ c- L
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged + q/ D& O3 R2 n* e5 j

0 P9 h3 Y1 ]" I% q) S7 j玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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  S: A" h1 _# f1 a不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. & L! w8 F8 |+ I2 b
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, - {7 i& a! X/ |  U
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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