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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. / R% u3 O0 J" q  H. C2 O( ]' D

! M$ i+ @% A9 ~- t性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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' l8 |9 G9 o. P$ w2 P2 B% X習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 8 R9 J4 u, A- _6 t$ b

  p4 l/ K* _# S. E苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 8 k7 h# b6 q) l( D
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 4 }: T% V, h/ F6 P1 d
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教之道:The way of learning it
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* P( @1 z" Q1 Y5 q1 p7 k貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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* U' D' Q+ L: Y) u# E" o% q8 K斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. & L( G( c! O! H4 S6 R1 q+ H; {0 }# C
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ( O8 b* Z& R6 N! i  A0 b; ]

+ Q& V# w* r9 Q+ [教五子 :All his five son took it
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: G. f7 S( J1 _- f3 z7 [/ w, C9 o- j名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 0 j. `' w8 S$ t, z9 c. |/ X

+ R) y2 `7 W( s養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, - ]% S+ s$ q! i3 }. U
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父之過 :It is all your fault. & G$ R* O% ~4 K! C0 V5 V! ]

& L4 K$ I, K5 G/ L教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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. J) N0 `, e$ ]$ }0 X. O師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # B+ C+ X8 ?7 ~8 r

: `( T; }, C' L  t6 L' v# r子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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. E) M  b6 ]. R/ {# A非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged " s2 m3 X) B  G: B! Q6 X6 d: ^
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ( U' _$ `* B" ~' w- X; y( G
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.   E5 I0 v( B+ M- G( H
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ' P4 R1 u" N( x0 X! {
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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