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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 0 u; `1 ?, y: J! T; N
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. , _2 C+ L' s* G; R3 F

/ c) y7 O4 l2 ?/ D: R) N性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it * U2 p7 p0 u: M
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. # l1 O3 o9 d, {+ j8 S7 A' V4 L
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, ( O$ ^% A2 d3 g1 l5 k8 {& S# L8 ~
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. . j1 @, ]8 C+ }' j% W; l  }
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 5 W8 X9 @8 Q5 O. }5 s
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine / `  n) q* C# \& p: W4 [5 ~" W

( ]# ]) q( j" B教五子 :All his five son took it " D  f+ u" O) x$ d4 u5 L  `+ ?

3 j! S$ L: l4 }名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.   y% P0 C% k- u

# r4 j1 V5 z0 ~/ M% I* O養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 1 k" y/ Y+ {  m
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父之過 :It is all your fault.   V' M6 V, s& E7 h0 N
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ' f: ^( X5 B9 W9 C) S4 j: l. G

% u4 z% h4 @0 e, I9 k4 U師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake % j/ @( E  k+ c3 `: e2 F

! ]% c% P4 X) j3 B1 \% Y幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, " D/ A$ d, `8 o! f6 g; P( E

2 P/ D& a$ H/ I% u  Q老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ( E6 {* o- ]% K4 ^: d

+ O; X2 _8 k& R* [8 z; }0 d玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, + y% p4 V" G2 s5 U* U

% N' t$ N1 g& h5 @/ o不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. . z( l8 s8 x: ]3 n9 ]$ W. S
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ( U% E$ x, \, }7 ^8 d7 \) Z

" R% E/ }& ?  S$ u不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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