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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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5 ~- F. i, W9 Q8 U性本善:Sex is good. ; u" V( L/ U$ @* }$ ^

' g8 L: b% L' Z7 P7 ^性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 5 H; t1 K. f8 h4 h* T# e

; h& p, v8 D& a$ P. L$ n習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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9 |$ l9 d0 q$ A. a教之道:The way of learning it ( C9 e9 o2 h$ b3 K" G2 o" y+ m

, @. y! l7 l4 r$ J; \. }8 V$ E貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 3 S/ z. Q8 ~( u/ ^$ Q$ X

) B$ M) d, S4 q" V6 Z昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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; F! N: L. h5 d% \! v擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. & G% Z$ j$ `9 ?/ I

7 R7 s- r7 d- l, H子不學:If you don't study hard,
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' J  Y, i( G5 J! i% s. j斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. % m; A5 ?3 a5 n. O  u% Q$ O

- E, Z! D! N( g. T- ^8 ]竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous   L7 C0 Q  [. G& S1 L

' Y/ u3 K6 m3 j4 W& [; s# }有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine * w# L- N$ n) s0 L4 z

( r: e" c0 A5 E; F# o0 g教五子 :All his five son took it
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) q  B" G# a- [) v名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 8 J( f+ w7 L' O  Y4 K- ]% Z3 V

3 S/ f/ e& l9 k父之過 :It is all your fault. , X4 m$ [+ j: ]8 S+ C0 o

( ~9 y* W' [% ^8 I. g3 R1 j5 S9 v# p教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 4 ~( N: `/ z4 O/ d
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ; [( |0 i8 G) }- h
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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5 e- J4 k( h0 Z0 J5 R# q$ d幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 8 e' m0 R: @9 _+ E

* a6 h0 }3 k' c5 o+ o& F: p$ }老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, / k  A5 o% p( E; n
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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