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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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7 t/ }7 J) l* y: {8 c7 n* W性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. * c* Z' I9 e* n, p& o- i; ?

! e6 d) C+ j3 h9 a8 `3 V9 ^苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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2 D' q8 c4 F  X; ^! E9 X性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 9 n% Z! \: o9 ^% p4 _$ o

' w- t1 B2 {  z& O/ {貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 9 Z8 r; F# {# ~5 I

5 S' V$ Z% B3 P1 z% Y昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 7 _# }9 u) Y9 U4 e
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 3 H2 ~8 W- v7 m0 d% X/ h
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ' b2 ?1 J5 E! E2 d; e

' |$ G0 l# N: n# c, A竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous   s& M+ c8 L7 ]3 Q/ k* r( H

% H3 j' V! z, l! v* n$ ?有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it + G& \3 @4 f. H  ~. ^

" C/ h, y# W* ~. a) E名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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& i) P$ U7 t1 s) S$ a養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ( ?5 @' D: v/ ^' H7 n2 `

: d( v  b& w+ ^- R4 E: x父之過 :It is all your fault. 4 N: T& ^2 K6 J5 o
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 3 j6 N4 ?8 H& p* U

( i/ |9 ^+ j4 y  k. e" }師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 8 U- y8 r! ~- ^1 z

" N6 l( k& ]8 l$ e$ D7 V0 `8 U& U, s子不學 :You may refuse to study this / }  r7 F* t/ j  u
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake : l0 Z3 a: Q" I& F
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 1 B- o8 o% y# r( P1 v( W8 a" O

, Y! |7 E; G: m, C3 s/ S老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged $ l! Q/ _! C! ]/ q: Q
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, " Y2 m0 \- ]" z/ K

4 P5 B) ]! F, a  t/ b- x不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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; G  W7 x2 E. Q" W' e/ w' j0 Y人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 3 i9 c1 F- U% U5 j7 \! @

# Q  P1 c& K  s# J! u! {; ^不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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