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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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' r6 W8 L( n* \& x性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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5 v  T  Y; S3 z& ~' N習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 8 m; H- x- M3 U7 x1 c0 [

9 K& \6 r' {8 |, s性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. * `* p4 F& }6 ]3 ^

) Q/ u3 O* M7 f教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng * \( z" J/ r% Z( u! \
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 8 j% h. r- f% h8 X: x. I1 c) S/ U; Z

) b) t7 ]) q7 L斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 1 q* D( W3 B' c( t

0 j1 e( \5 |- D/ R7 ?8 o/ d竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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& C/ [7 h* D$ h; p1 h6 Z, r有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine & A5 G% ?' ]5 x
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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* F1 z9 L5 E6 m+ `& r) x7 o# g. \5 T名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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4 x  e, U( H6 r# _* `' U' j- B/ Z$ j養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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& A/ P3 x+ O* R. I1 g5 Z父之過 :It is all your fault. ) T3 _( @3 j, J/ l4 b) J% \
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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* a* w2 c% P6 e6 V: f  y師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. " N* T! H/ x5 O" C2 {+ a" F

4 Z1 ?1 ?; @: f子不學 :You may refuse to study this ! I  O# k8 U1 ]" ~
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 2 x$ A9 l' v8 E; ~6 H0 Q
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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, n8 S$ T& d! A' x老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 6 n( v$ J0 N" ?, c  P
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 7 G+ t1 e, f: f- Y0 U0 Q
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. , |* }! K1 V& s7 P, l2 G
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 8 \  X. `! u" j% M, l9 F
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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