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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life. : q( p2 O# T) o3 B
5 N8 E' n3 R9 {$ L9 Z2 k3 O性本善:Sex is good. ' L3 `! A7 ?5 C
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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) H6 n4 p$ Z5 p% ?* I/ k9 u e習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. : t V4 X# R2 P% `2 X
9 N+ P n$ M p- o' s苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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# d' S& {+ N0 p' V性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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! N. B( E* v2 @貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. * L9 |% d, v0 Y s
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ' }# F& q% S) j! {$ t7 p
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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/ q# h9 b' h9 G, |+ Q斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ! v( ?: Q* Q( k9 D0 o
. r( w/ j" ]& C8 \9 ?- L有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 4 a) x! m% f* q* e. i
& ?! q' d% N; U2 S* _" a- a( f$ K0 b教五子 :All his five son took it
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( f+ ^. l! Q+ {名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. + U/ f/ g* p7 z9 c: [
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, / x' V. }( E8 }- {/ S4 u
+ D: X: l9 N/ U) S" i# G1 a師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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/ |8 x, _+ ^9 k7 |: G6 ~ S子不學 :You may refuse to study this 4 | ]; Z& V Q: [$ [. S
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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$ y2 r9 I, W9 J& c1 P9 r$ U" ~幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, : T) u k" v2 b* P! A, S5 b( R
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 5 \& `2 C8 k$ O7 w0 C. I
& y! o. T0 V8 ~# N1 ]% \玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, . o6 ^( e8 L1 j1 B! F0 ]
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, . C! x g; X- R- w( F6 f: l
7 W1 N5 T0 G% F% R4 Y+ r不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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