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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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/ m) ]7 ~; E- N8 Y; d8 m3 w* p性本善:Sex is good. $ C4 o6 \# h& W8 L+ W- O/ g
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 1 Z0 p8 m& {3 Y4 p0 c  t

7 w  p) h' O) x0 q性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. " R8 W1 F7 n# m9 r( f& M
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教之道:The way of learning it ; n% G5 C  F- A* ]2 [' N
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. # d, E" G6 g1 [: c7 X' M2 D
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng & f* p# e7 W! y1 `  O

$ x. C9 {4 o1 U; L: b5 D擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. . H; }+ Y3 e  \

0 @2 q; P' e2 g' p: v3 w" U: b子不學:If you don't study hard,
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( k4 w" A! D, `斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 2 H. R6 Q) D' F" A

# _3 h" }" H  |8 T  b有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine / F5 F7 ^8 c; L# H/ H
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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' X4 f( K) V" A& E( ?- l: B# E; |  N教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 2 S* i0 k& m# K2 Q+ L; a9 c
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ( o% z7 E# w5 q

( R+ ]9 i* C5 U7 a/ B3 L0 @+ I老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 7 _- y1 O3 F- c, \
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. : l, {* I9 s2 V' P) o

" X  W; h" a# Z+ b' }- x人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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# G3 k8 r: o+ G! R2 V- V8 K不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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