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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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/ _$ r7 r) \+ }- r6 B, `2 ?0 s  n性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 3 d# P9 W# a0 T

0 _1 P# m' S7 ^# Q  N習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. / h( |" u* z  W1 H* L

0 z* E! J0 c7 g, E$ h7 Q2 o苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. / d6 E/ X/ _4 w8 _
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ) g$ A7 K! F# r9 w% X5 U
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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: V1 l; y& L4 t8 ?昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng $ P4 Q: f0 J6 ]) ?

. u5 X% T" c# r/ d擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 5 J( n3 F& E+ ?1 a; \. ^
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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% X. o1 R! ~; @. n' `  L! Z8 [8 C斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ; }8 a; w6 d: W0 m: o
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 2 o7 W' v5 j6 B, |1 l9 V' Y& a5 S

8 B2 i$ S) ~( t$ `教五子 :All his five son took it
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9 n8 R; d$ Y" L( D( `( `名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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' `9 ]9 u$ }; i% ^+ f7 w* {0 S  u養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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* N, Y3 r8 u% L) L8 S+ v父之過 :It is all your fault. % n  D6 `7 ~% J. A$ F

, W$ T$ k9 M9 f7 l- C( D教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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- T: y. C# e1 I$ J子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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2 `: f3 f1 B4 D) f非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged $ d) b& s7 |. f# \, z
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 6 B! B* P5 N) k

( X& @8 v" D& R+ _5 w) r0 Y5 z* ?& k不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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% L7 @; I3 I( d8 K. q人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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5 R. Y6 [" D; n9 l, A* M不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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