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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life. , I4 v* y0 k6 t1 b9 j" M2 s
2 V& S6 O2 ]; X2 X性本善:Sex is good. ' [, ?) E5 Y. ?; [8 I
& I( ^. ~! \; ^: @: S* p- W性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. * C' X5 d, T2 k5 w3 w7 f
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ; }; f& t$ V+ h
' Q0 V% P) y4 |; p3 g" H苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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1 k5 L+ {. ~/ k$ {/ m性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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E8 v+ @6 v* j$ ~6 E" K貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. , s$ b* t/ i( w7 S& p6 Y+ ~% F
' Q7 R- n- n/ r4 d. a昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng $ m' C+ x. w- i, Q
Q7 |1 W* `; o$ [擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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& [% G4 o& b0 b6 v子不學:If you don't study hard, ~3 l. A8 T8 M* L6 b8 d5 L
+ M( l* W6 ^/ G( V# V, \斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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; n5 \( s0 @/ I# _# D$ w% O; k# X竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 6 L9 J% q, Z9 s) G% I3 J
$ G7 I5 ~' ?+ [, z; Q. J# E有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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" }' _0 |! I- X9 |8 g8 s% S$ Z父之過 :It is all your fault.
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; H4 Q! X- S) d教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, , F) P( b3 H. s
" [1 k& \, j' z: h8 x師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 1 D/ c: ]( p7 b- H! x& H
: h! e) P6 W1 I& ?8 C$ q& w; q子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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; V# ?: X2 i. u. l: \4 D非所宜 :but that is a real mistake - o6 {' a0 m. L0 [- s+ }$ \- J
# _* l! ~6 Q6 A+ }% p% P' w8 Q幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 8 |7 C q! M: N$ b- o: m
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ( l6 e l! [+ R( f4 J- z
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. - M. O% a! z* h# f
" F$ L" r" Z2 y人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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