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人之初:At the beginning of life.   {  r- A* K5 i' X; C+ z

5 |+ @" d; K7 H4 x: Z6 V& _性本善:Sex is good. " S  v6 C! H! h! z3 x+ _

3 X; F/ c: _3 j' f性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 2 [8 v& _/ j8 J$ a& W

5 N+ a  J8 Q6 ?) B1 b! ~* Z習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 6 V" {3 c/ Q/ H2 q2 G0 r+ [
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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; V( y5 l! O1 G  g5 I# J! t: E貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 3 _, O1 S6 u* w2 W' x% N1 \

' f7 n6 E" k% V' \" {1 ]7 E6 V昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ' ?4 _  n& R# l- h$ o+ ?( l0 E

- f9 C5 A/ z/ `  Y擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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4 S& b9 ]# E# \4 C5 q. u子不學:If you don't study hard, ( m" s2 \% H8 a/ {: J2 P1 X
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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3 C0 v0 Y9 p$ x' j& [  {5 V$ q竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine . \: Q8 _' y% g' ^: Z# @
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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2 s' h# S1 d; |3 }! H7 T名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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( [8 E% I8 Q. N! n  Z4 o養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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9 @- U3 A( x$ D$ G子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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5 v" u; @5 k1 ~9 d/ E/ n) |非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 7 U- i  @& {; P* a9 ^4 D

# F$ ^0 c( t# p% ], E幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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% w0 s  K3 r3 z* @% |玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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9 l% c/ n" q) D$ c2 O+ |不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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) ?! p8 {/ X3 ?# T" s7 H" @不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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