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人之初:At the beginning of life. 2 |7 m6 n4 ?# a4 a5 u3 j9 Y- H
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性本善:Sex is good. * A8 H% N  E( @' \  h
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. : T( p. ~' o2 i' g/ a1 P
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 6 _/ o( w- T, [- A4 O3 T' W# w. V
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ' R8 a; Z! q1 q. d0 Z
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教之道:The way of learning it ! O( T* o( I4 b* f1 I
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 9 N6 T. E$ w  e3 b- R2 D3 N' `

" M+ i# ^0 ?* y" I擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 2 s& L% n$ K9 H6 R4 R' j
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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" }  m) R4 O- u& _; `斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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6 O/ s" W; m( O竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ! m/ F5 S2 Y" U* Q$ n5 I# l) x, D
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 3 d  Q7 V" b9 n
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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) p4 m; V0 q4 V5 ^名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 8 q' q2 H, p, y$ N4 P3 C7 ~

+ l, h' w) |2 J: v3 k" n養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ( k3 a  [& r6 |! n

- x( k1 ^& `7 U; t' h教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 5 Q5 q$ i; I$ o# ]7 d& m- s
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 9 w+ y/ }% s" ]& W

& P& [2 [5 B% ?, O/ @5 l子不學 :You may refuse to study this ; L9 r0 S! ^4 V8 g6 D: W

! F+ ]& |9 P( k. c2 E非所宜 :but that is a real mistake " @$ W, F( \1 S1 N2 H2 D: F
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, & H/ X! V+ e; w% I9 S; k

, |' o8 w* ?& [! a# s. L老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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% q# B  y% Z  `8 _- R, B. c; n' z不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. * M: g1 u$ o( h

% K- h! G1 l# R4 e( q人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 1 |; h' j+ r- |, }" _5 |" h
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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