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人之初:At the beginning of life. 7 Y7 w$ X& |  J$ s0 e6 Q
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. / T( b# J' Q0 M! i5 ?; |& W

. |8 L) w& O6 ~% g0 A$ A3 l+ H習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 7 _0 p3 M' J' G8 F$ b  u/ w

1 M- t$ C' k* D2 p7 a) E; \苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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- B1 [& ^3 X' p1 Y1 W* [教之道:The way of learning it
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# N' m4 `/ e5 e! w貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 1 c8 q. I, h! e6 O8 C8 y) f5 |
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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2 P6 s) k. @+ Q9 ]擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 3 w' \, z- P) B* q5 m, ^
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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# q0 I% Z7 V" i( r- M4 }斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ( t, ]& r' K9 ]6 C4 U: r

$ i% h  C& m; h$ ]) _有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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0 t1 G3 J, D- X/ [9 |教五子 :All his five son took it
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4 h# }$ ]6 c( B4 a! j名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. . }. ]! ]( }% L5 h1 A& N

. X; H, q/ t9 H  _+ ]; F養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ) _6 G; l5 ]# G$ N

6 @$ i4 S- x: x7 K. a" o父之過 :It is all your fault.
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5 v: Z7 F( }+ G! ~8 V" B8 Q. Z教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, # U0 N9 W8 S- s* h2 R
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 2 k! w1 _7 B5 o4 ]; `) M4 D7 l  y

9 \# y# H1 k5 Q2 U0 c子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake % s: l3 q. c: G) V8 k
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged + N  t, V' e/ i9 q& W
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 7 q) i) ]& v% G0 D. m

' }5 }/ h1 J" u8 N. K不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, - Y! U4 j' y. {. W. [2 x
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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