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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 4 F- [% Q/ t; A0 [, Y
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. % j, Q& U5 z! v! f
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 0 I6 {. |/ Q, ^; Y9 ]& y
" H, L3 c& Y- T5 ]* g1 Z2 X苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ! b+ ~ `6 K/ b9 f0 r
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. : c( H E1 n- O5 o' e
, _- k& i% j* q7 j+ f$ m教之道:The way of learning it % _( d) i$ L* }0 @
[0 x B& {7 H+ a; n9 t貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. # r0 j' r% _8 |) g
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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9 r% [: a) [ C( ]4 z1 H4 q擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 3 `; L% a t. d1 B& u' O |) X' H
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 9 n: F+ D% \% E% m2 w ^
4 ] [' a6 H s; S, D竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 0 L; A5 p# J" m7 \5 X) }/ V
2 N1 m7 Z2 V5 h5 u有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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& ?% D; k' c) ~+ c# e" s教五子 :All his five son took it
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4 ~$ _5 T G* v8 e2 I' O1 \" j名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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. U1 ~0 M/ X- F9 X- o* U父之過 :It is all your fault.
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) ~% `8 T i! w. R教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, , A2 ^0 l* _# e
* s0 H- n) W, U師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. - z$ M& m$ f+ i1 Y
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this # `6 ~* O; L" G3 i, E- F
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 2 ]6 T( o8 E7 Z
7 `$ c8 L# f/ q! `幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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. J6 Z4 F* z4 s玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 6 \0 ^$ X8 Z: z5 W1 d# [7 C
" }! X3 B# ?4 ?7 @不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ; g8 S8 f" {5 U& T# q; t) h
% a0 m- |6 W. l/ U不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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