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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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' {8 A) [5 t* a* z+ f5 g7 W性本善:Sex is good. 5 h: j( G7 ?( D* ^

% t# Y, i! b, G- M: N性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. / v* P. K7 S$ P) F
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ' \. b) |  d  N

" r; q9 _& ^7 f* n# g性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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8 Q+ i  M9 q! |0 N昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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6 `, t, k8 ?' ^3 U; P" [擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 5 k- X6 R/ g; {0 t
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine   V* ]2 V' W. V% }

: t: J$ p9 y* ]# m教五子 :All his five son took it % x8 z( R5 Z- t6 h' c' ^, @. F
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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: U" O2 C! m2 t4 i) G) W( P養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, / d9 i5 t4 X& p3 k0 [4 O
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父之過 :It is all your fault. + \5 @& J1 [, R# F5 c
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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, p1 W4 t& M' R師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 1 g+ B. d- H4 I9 X
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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. X. `, V  J4 s' [  g非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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- H* W+ P! J' h! o7 |) R( {幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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1 y4 X2 r' @1 ]. q" r玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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& t# ]- \: t- x) Y3 B2 z5 a不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 7 T6 j! F8 Y' x7 Y7 @

+ y& I9 n  U; W4 f. m人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ( Y- A8 L# S. ?/ ~5 N. Y. T
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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