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人之初:At the beginning of life. 6 j' V$ M; L0 L: }/ K2 B' w9 d
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性本善:Sex is good. / w& ~# t9 X. _' w! e4 x7 R

% h1 V  |8 F: [性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. " i0 X- |0 K% s7 b8 A- c
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. + l" ^$ n1 e5 k8 [' N

" Z7 `1 {3 N  M  [! o; B' G苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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+ O; X6 P& b2 p性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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0 O" X9 t% \# l/ }教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. , e3 Y, d" J; A/ J; m: v: c

: e" ?0 |( c) c/ |7 D6 _( E0 o) ]昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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: M# s, \' P: _* I( q' `+ f. f斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 2 Z5 n' o2 e9 m$ F; z+ ^" P" R! U
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 1 s- o0 S( S( L6 V
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 7 V3 D1 ]! a3 H
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教五子 :All his five son took it - o2 M: R+ I% {
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 5 I' e: ^/ Y5 c' c% X; s6 q
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 0 w! x$ o: u/ q. P8 e4 @

7 {- F$ T) [! c! t& |6 \父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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; b! @) V2 s% i, v子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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% z! I) x- {& O: C4 k% e非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ! f! @4 M. _# M! e2 V! F( f( l

8 }* j( }5 o- s幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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' ~- H2 i( ^1 f' \( A2 o老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged - n1 A0 e+ w5 `9 v
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, " P  V! _( S0 }: S# r. ]* g9 Y

- R4 _$ Y, |* }7 c" W不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. + {8 ~7 [+ N, l9 g. E1 F
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 9 s: s( Q; {7 C6 `) \+ `* c  v

+ {" |! T1 k/ D不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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