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人之初:At the beginning of life. * }1 F) P4 `6 a4 E# {8 r

( _# B9 B! s" x性本善:Sex is good. ; c4 a+ W7 ]$ A7 _

' k: d' G1 U5 ~5 Y; n3 L9 a性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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. f' _6 y+ u9 f* D9 Q習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. . j; c/ t# `& Z5 d/ s! w  J  Y
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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; I& _7 B; ~+ I4 j性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 3 g- t8 t( w! L, a% z* y

8 a/ S4 m& h$ o8 Y0 _5 ^( [教之道:The way of learning it
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; Y+ J" ~3 d+ U) \貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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8 `* C$ s9 W1 i" e5 k, T昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 9 `9 C: o1 o/ W  |; Z* Q
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 4 r  K$ E; j) w4 M
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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" L: n+ n' l% D# x( x5 w* F' C. r竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous / k1 i. S' X7 z) H/ ]  X' u4 N* o$ j
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 2 X! q% ~$ K8 |8 [& n0 A# b
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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& Y% m# R! p% `# B, S父之過 :It is all your fault.
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8 n; P* [5 L5 g+ O教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 5 I1 N9 _5 u6 l- `2 O$ e9 v- U

) G4 p  c7 s9 _" a  h/ n' L師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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4 x: c0 g7 o# d; I幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, * p7 h: X* V7 p; ?' W" @
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 0 [$ N, |0 s* g4 B, P- i4 Y( x1 M9 o
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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1 Z; t) k1 r* s; Y7 d7 X2 B9 Y不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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& I# h' Z4 C. P人不學 :If you don't learn sex, : E/ F" Z: {, [! V8 U
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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