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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life. " m, y& [5 C/ a+ R: G9 A
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性本善:Sex is good. ; |& D1 L. ^' ~, {' q9 v
7 r4 m4 z$ C* W性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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9 h- J3 f8 R* r4 K習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. " L% p# }4 E @0 m, x
9 w- \$ s3 p9 r- o4 Y苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. & X9 p/ R* v0 q! p0 u2 ^5 s
. ~ Y, J" l" }) K( q: j5 P P教之道:The way of learning it ( q) w# F& U. ~+ G9 `
' z8 @/ _% p+ I1 \& G' j貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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% }' b1 z) y: |昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 8 E; ?& V* T, d+ F
' L0 f: w: G6 S* p$ L" O3 E; ^擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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0 [: w# [' n! a: ~/ R斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. % k6 A- y. m0 H
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 3 ~ u5 S1 ?9 ?+ R4 m& Z
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 5 N1 E+ U3 l2 ^ |
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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! y8 I1 x3 A. c) j6 j養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 7 t- q# o* q$ @0 D I
& h( J# ^1 S$ t s9 k! J: h% @5 t; m父之過 :It is all your fault. . r$ n7 M' W2 M9 L V+ J
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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7 G j8 ?$ m; s7 U& }幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 5 e) V' i! T0 U; e! J1 R4 x
$ u- X5 u* ~ p) p" Y3 L老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged + j3 U4 }; G! b4 R. P
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 4 q$ r+ y6 c7 m3 G4 O
1 ^% D5 _* B3 V3 P不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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' x2 ]9 r* \9 f4 Y3 X; J人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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, \! S: ?, {% t6 o8 e }& p0 P不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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