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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life. # P5 U4 {3 d+ S, Z0 Q9 V' Y1 {
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性本善:Sex is good. ) X/ D5 h3 G/ T7 B+ ]: Y" k+ l
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ! O# l/ F3 |4 I& ~. ]
: X! s$ Z' l, g7 ]( G# P8 M習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 0 O5 _9 p, L# e! N$ i+ M7 N4 _( o
" r8 ?" ]6 r8 {# n5 Y* j+ |性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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; c8 e5 |, h/ X教之道:The way of learning it 2 o3 P( z# g, r% r5 a6 x6 R
2 f' |: f# |8 J/ q3 @貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng - {3 {3 W [; P: U
, y: z: R7 E1 ?% b k& O! Q% l擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, ' m$ ^6 Q# w2 I( m5 s* U
7 {9 ^) H/ c! o, z# [斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 4 H" P1 h7 f' G* K$ }
' I y4 ^. S. y; E9 I竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it " A( u; p$ a6 z. ~% B5 r7 n/ v. }
* @! x8 q: `5 z. X+ J8 T$ u名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 5 t' Y# l' s5 ^/ Y; q8 h. x
1 v" p; f2 l& U/ _0 Z! g養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ! Q5 q* C9 B4 a
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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6 m* e6 v3 m2 a0 A/ P& K% G, l教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + N$ m6 u. d: Q" {! |. S
h' b; g$ n4 S& A* _5 c: e師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. $ P: u: Y$ I# ] G. n- Y" w8 C
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake # [) l$ z' z. f% J
! q0 g6 _# r# X0 S& R6 A& B$ s幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ! g0 ]+ X2 [, u! m9 t C2 ~: b
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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8 z( F9 n ^ k1 h1 d( l+ S+ y不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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