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人之初:At the beginning of life. ; J& J9 Z. `: v' w& M7 p$ [

; B) l+ {2 ?% V" x性本善:Sex is good. 7 c" L  ?4 C2 v7 H( o7 \' P- S* x8 ]

; Y: z+ S, ^. K6 G性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ! G' N9 G0 x2 N3 \6 c. j

  y1 ?% p6 @/ n" b! t4 j習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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  F* y* X4 @4 r苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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/ c& D$ a" c0 Z. ^* J性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 6 ~  N4 N2 B- \4 t9 a, ~
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教之道:The way of learning it 4 @9 l  L' V8 s% z2 S- r

4 A& q' b& w3 u# ^$ `貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ( x* W7 |% O! |/ @
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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1 B" ^) Z+ F% h2 ^子不學:If you don't study hard,
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6 K9 R, W, L: N; C  R( m2 Y# _斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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- V( v9 L9 y+ f6 e% e教五子 :All his five son took it # J0 [& o5 g7 A2 r& x) h$ @4 h. B
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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1 g7 q+ v; o" T5 |/ l養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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. f. r( e- A& _/ q* |' ?0 X父之過 :It is all your fault. * F& \7 |3 J* x% i7 V& |$ o

4 O1 ?1 d3 j2 Z- p' @* t4 a0 F教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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  _6 b3 f- X4 b' c3 c5 t5 _' f師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. : I5 O- F# o! u9 p- \
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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- H3 U. X, w7 s0 T8 t5 [非所宜 :but that is a real mistake " ]4 L% g' V! M; K

9 R) u8 B0 z2 ?% ^幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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! I* H6 j" S5 v' }1 A玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, . e5 {2 _/ Y& F3 ~4 V+ C

; d0 s0 w- k+ C不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ! k% [) F/ G$ R& e
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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