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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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+ Q& g$ a* R, r' x% t6 q性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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/ g* _5 {, d6 \% L: x. e+ u習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. / W% J# f. L' ?! k" U# N% {# f* r

% f1 j# R( Q' Z苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 8 W1 Z+ i; V! ]! Q  R, ^; M
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. # H$ T, k1 I9 i
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教之道:The way of learning it - b/ E# V  U0 C* u8 X) r1 V9 O
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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2 p( J( S+ f( Q( I昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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1 s9 Y. ^0 T, L, @擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. $ i4 [' N0 R+ t6 @
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子不學:If you don't study hard, & x, k5 w  T8 w8 H

: d' V% c3 P8 {0 Q6 T; \+ z斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. # x+ G" _! @& A) }0 f
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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4 l1 i/ Q& k# D& i有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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5 x- n! S8 ~; x/ e. n& K* \8 X教五子 :All his five son took it / L7 T, b) _5 C' B! H

9 F8 n' O8 x% ?+ ?8 o名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 2 t' v4 `9 Q. C# j8 E

: l& w- M' Y5 W+ i* y養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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2 g) ~. [2 x: I  Q. U# z. ?) }6 h( `教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 l  i2 |5 L! x1 Y- n! A5 |' w
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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3 J2 d. @' s5 C2 H非所宜 :but that is a real mistake   _' \5 |& @: _8 D2 N

& j0 M. W% p( T; I3 S5 w幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ! s3 Z0 w8 |% Z

/ J4 j5 G& |8 m老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 7 A8 C$ S7 M( O/ |- {, d7 G

. A  R5 A: F2 A% J玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 9 L. J: r" c  H

5 {' c% N  n! ^+ [不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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