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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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2 L, B: w. t2 u( W# Q性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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% h; k8 y6 z# X3 q. W& K9 v習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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/ `7 S8 B/ f/ S* \9 x6 ]# W性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 4 M9 }4 r4 l/ o# u  J6 G0 u$ A5 K6 a

0 P0 O9 Y5 ?1 m0 i. Y! K' [教之道:The way of learning it & e3 Z) |9 I0 ]/ v

/ F1 O8 `0 t' T! U& C: v貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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' V. Z7 V9 H  f7 K5 D昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 7 s& {: F$ q% \3 ~* a) j

2 ]" s- R2 D! l3 B擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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" n2 J0 D& _# y# F子不學:If you don't study hard, 5 w. D5 e/ H% @' }

4 B! E  H  W$ {6 i3 }% E! q3 x7 k斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. # ?+ x) o. `3 d. Y# v
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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4 V" N4 `6 l# o% N有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 1 J" d: J+ ]( {) A+ u

( N4 E4 b$ W0 k8 M2 _7 ]教五子 :All his five son took it
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) K( c6 I6 x% f8 h* b! ^4 j名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 1 D- u5 I8 S. D! X/ i0 d- Q

$ Z& o! N: }+ C, N( {養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, $ ~9 l* @8 j% y8 U5 n% W3 a+ ^$ h
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 8 L- s! j* K9 \* L* Z  n% c( D
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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- `% F3 r" s! V師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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3 J0 w7 i' G% R子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged * N+ e2 n! P! L

7 k8 D' C+ @1 ~  _2 l( I$ B玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 1 j) H( c$ ^/ ?7 b

0 z5 z. Y7 W6 r' T% {2 n不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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