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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 1 {6 @; x- y! O1 h
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it $ V: M0 t- V" r

& J& H. V. }+ v1 ], a貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. $ Y) a. g" r" v) ?3 @2 o2 L# r1 W0 R
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng & M# v6 H* n1 B3 h

# D2 _2 @; H( Y6 L擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 2 t, S* v- C8 a2 }" t0 ~

& W! A, ]6 p  ~9 n2 E) L2 [子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous : ]- c1 F6 g: ~( Q4 |

3 Y, A, ~) e- L" c, F有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine $ B+ S6 w% d2 b

" l9 }7 ^! X* ~教五子 :All his five son took it
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3 C$ ~( A& ~5 o名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ' B. j0 e: P2 ~$ `
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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! i0 {, w& ]! z4 `父之過 :It is all your fault. ! K  N' D! J- d! U! \" E) q

0 \7 K/ L2 d% C2 X教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ) p7 R9 {- X/ j( K3 }* ]

8 ^# V+ G, {  D, N( n師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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* G2 C! r' M/ e* o( l& t; w子不學 :You may refuse to study this 5 ^4 I6 ^. m% ]+ x3 M

) T- n3 F. i/ s5 F, A1 [3 V0 T非所宜 :but that is a real mistake % f3 y+ h7 i. h6 W- K; h2 |+ P$ g
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, + ?1 p1 {3 A- h- ]. S# e

# n9 X' R' n+ S" O老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 2 K9 m0 ~7 v9 R  H$ L

2 O+ f6 z7 ^% V( n( Z1 E8 [玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. $ b3 V( g# J7 X, |8 |, ?
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, - ?. q& l: w/ o6 Q  f( u
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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