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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. * u5 J* L) I# M; o* `
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性本善:Sex is good. 2 }3 c6 N* U- c' k$ {6 g6 d

1 D+ K; v% Y, M. y) z7 w性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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3 D3 q: @. Y4 A習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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9 G9 p( O# x& T4 a5 N苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 6 z" |# X" C) r

* [: T' H  Y" Y8 D# A4 M: x/ j# K性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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2 A; k# u6 e' d8 ^8 W9 L0 {1 {教之道:The way of learning it 7 j  M( q$ D0 y

: V3 k; k2 S& Z+ p" I& @% m) T5 k貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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' E3 r, R3 k8 R" j) ?擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ) s8 s. }" j: S) E- w0 Q

( Q6 G+ B: r& @: b: s竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous % q( g) D9 `7 L& ~
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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+ z" O* i. @4 S4 f7 V9 ]教五子 :All his five son took it $ f1 }9 M/ D9 K, ~: m
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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0 Y& G! H7 [3 T# e養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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$ J. {$ `( K% g( x1 x父之過 :It is all your fault. 8 U9 I7 c, X. `' i; W) V% \
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 w- S2 @+ I4 m6 }3 }

2 H$ J7 ?% S8 n3 R" R* @4 j子不學 :You may refuse to study this , U4 `  J+ z+ ?

+ h2 I& `/ ~* E: `- a非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ; V( ^; y1 ?1 S- Y" s
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 1 u2 E# @  j  P3 h( h. t4 A: G
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 0 W% @* s6 T: ^% m: V/ C. {
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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  r. ~/ n# ?5 u' e9 y不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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