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人之初:At the beginning of life. 3 b: Y- U3 L& F+ C& Y2 l$ |
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. # m& T& v+ v% w0 O
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. # y% m+ C% o. e3 E$ P+ a

2 c) B6 E: p* A2 k苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. * V7 n* E. ]7 J6 N$ X( b# }

) t5 l# N& E3 `7 i8 W4 N- E性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 3 G& I  @7 k3 ?7 S8 p
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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% O0 c8 D/ g( }昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 3 z" Y; j+ ^4 N6 H- L. c& U

. G+ C5 `! M7 H0 {1 s2 B3 T子不學:If you don't study hard,
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9 o. q: J/ O& i: d4 C斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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* [+ r8 \) Q+ Q# `5 v# F; y竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 8 t' x! R) z2 U
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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8 Z& @7 R- m( K1 O名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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' \3 M' Q) g& q9 H+ j/ A1 z養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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1 |4 p# M& v$ X1 ~父之過 :It is all your fault.
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0 l% E/ S! }, K; ~教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 5 j( \- D' K, `  P, o! t( `6 r

6 T1 p/ k0 i, N0 V' U* K. I0 f師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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# ^6 s' h! E5 r5 _) F" w, }子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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/ c) r/ b9 Z& \& {$ e非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ; o& s) \8 ~( n3 c9 t
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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: x6 F7 ?: x  V5 d- m( v老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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8 @) @( u% P2 r' }  n9 d不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, + U5 i/ ]7 L. Y, K- M2 n
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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