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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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$ P1 D: I4 N  O2 S性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. $ d! D, p' w: K# m  E. L& N6 ]

+ T. P4 N9 t' \4 l' Z苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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" a2 U1 v) K- C/ T  a( r教之道:The way of learning it
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& ?( i4 o. Y4 {8 k' J' A貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng # H* O7 ~* N2 l/ e4 l9 {, K
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. : C+ B8 M4 o. j! O* l& G
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子不學:If you don't study hard, " s  D+ ?& y& K) N" |

$ R5 z3 I' _( \; g斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ' k* ^, v: Q% e

9 `' o: F* }: ]! X7 T- [有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine $ E$ Z1 ~& w3 j( B/ f) {5 D
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ; k; i' E; e! j' q
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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/ \' Q, r& U( u) g- N' P( f父之過 :It is all your fault. $ ?7 [* F1 B8 t
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ' n! l* T: H/ Z4 Q1 Y! b: O
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ! j% D, I" z. z% x/ |! t! t$ E) m( W

! ~3 Y. X! p# k& q/ Y( ?# G6 V不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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: P/ i7 O, A6 P不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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