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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 7 U7 N  U8 W3 I

7 `& g3 Y9 p" o性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ) N4 P+ }* E" {0 H

  L3 q1 m9 V$ M) F  X" M習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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" ]+ o/ M+ Q/ F9 d- d! T5 I苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. . K$ h# P/ z5 I/ Y9 B+ T

# J2 k# U- t5 [- q性乃遷:Sex will leave you..   w9 G* t5 c; s2 O/ j

6 E0 {( L1 N# L7 K+ t5 ~教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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! T- W$ y- j. H2 @( x% B# W2 K, b昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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; L* p# |9 [0 o8 d* p6 X擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, , Q5 k" r5 y- k  g4 |9 A9 A
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. / w& v7 E. A' n* [
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 0 P* K+ W, L, \( u. `9 y

, F5 X9 _: h! j9 P; Q4 R& O% M( z教五子 :All his five son took it 2 w1 ^: w# ^! {+ Q( L

* n$ t. o3 V1 y  s名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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% N8 P6 ^- |3 S' p+ I養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. . U  j* x3 _0 s1 d( J- Q7 q  O& F

4 I5 M3 g3 u! |教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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- M9 z$ h5 C  [子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 2 B" N5 X  o* `3 ]6 b+ K/ o$ v
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. . R7 W7 e' Q) T0 `9 |+ ?

# t3 J, x& d. w$ @* ]人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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