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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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6 e1 H8 U. ]5 P; a  {3 E性本善:Sex is good. $ ?- ^7 o& F2 E) F
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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$ c8 J) i3 r+ ~/ Z苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ( w9 R5 k2 D1 q6 r2 l6 H

& P/ `! f+ r# n9 w性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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( l4 W5 g, J& s9 u教之道:The way of learning it 9 C& `2 F. x- x% Q" x6 ~5 ]/ n; H
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng - c: g) x  j, f: l* ]
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.   Q- \# O  j" r. W8 w; o* a( z5 E4 Y& \) I

! v, W5 E/ x( U  \4 y子不學:If you don't study hard, 1 q# Q. V! g" }5 L2 V, K

0 O$ s9 J, Z% h% k  N斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. " F/ ?4 |) z* x4 @5 x7 y

/ M  C1 D2 x* t, E2 I7 N+ V. o竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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' c5 K+ L, J8 w9 V; [5 r- d名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 3 V# H5 D: Y% b2 R* d2 b

2 v/ q+ v/ M4 n) s養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. $ {6 u$ z8 @2 ]
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, : w9 Z7 D' p1 W& {8 y
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 5 e1 p+ l- X2 n

$ M; q: P2 l, q' h2 D子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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) S" T8 N% Y4 O$ x" C& x3 F( C非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, " E4 K+ ?$ ~2 v7 x* m1 _7 d" r
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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8 r. }. u  V" T$ k. S2 A0 V3 d# z玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 6 v' d; R6 D7 r* d4 L
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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; S& |% _# C/ F: E% F& s/ W不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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