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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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# i2 y7 C/ W: {4 [! _性本善:Sex is good. / u8 Q" z" A1 `# b# D% a% X
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 2 |2 q  b* N0 K/ Q
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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. V9 K# w% @7 v. ?苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ' C8 U0 }$ p- D$ Y" r6 e7 _
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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1 T, k. q& E0 d. r# }- x貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 0 q. f8 }' I( o0 V- O2 k0 o5 u

* X) J. C8 K# g* h" A* h" t昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 2 _. q" S" d$ k# d( R
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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: v; l. A# m: c4 \1 J) X" r. Z子不學:If you don't study hard, + _& J( J6 }9 p6 T5 Z
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. : _+ R' Q% a5 M  A
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous : x; M$ t3 y, L& t  R

, t1 K8 k% [# a% g有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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& z6 X! o3 j! Z3 D5 ~教五子 :All his five son took it + p1 z) o/ A- p& O7 x
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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/ J& E; o$ z% a0 E養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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2 K* t0 T2 M) ?& V. A父之過 :It is all your fault. / H& L6 d6 N1 i* y0 A

; _& G9 O+ Y& v+ X7 s6 y教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, - h' j- V: o) R' B$ j, e

1 H; F  C5 g1 L6 J9 W師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ! A5 l* A, W& k( ]4 [% U" O/ S! ~

7 i; ]; Q; c  X: w+ @1 }非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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  w4 `+ z5 f# K2 m幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 6 ^- M- T3 ~9 O1 f6 Z( l
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 5 }# u# g* m  Y

4 q: X! b" k  }. _) |4 A玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, & ?2 o0 J) t+ q2 f- C9 z
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 2 ~9 K7 a6 x$ z7 g" o" P

, {2 L/ Y/ T, y5 u人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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. R" J7 q6 h# c- K不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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