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人之初:At the beginning of life. 4 d4 b7 I9 n' E# F+ t
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性本善:Sex is good. ! z2 s/ ?) E: H" w4 j
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. # ~. R9 }  N: L5 R* V% ~4 w" C% y  k5 h

9 h: D  B& K. Z/ K% m+ o& M習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 4 p! H- g0 Z& x( b  D

0 U; [% R" _! g苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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, o' [$ M, h# D: E. O性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. % J5 E+ X/ Z( z

; ?( W8 Z" z* l教之道:The way of learning it ! w0 g. Q7 i5 `# ^: V8 f

6 X( v2 Q* `0 \3 e& ?貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 1 u& S9 j/ W3 Z! W9 Z* Y

/ q% c  B: _( [6 F9 I& _擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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1 N8 v$ @. ]' v9 q4 b, k+ w5 Y竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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/ p, _, I  [1 \6 S/ l/ T/ R6 q3 @9 ^有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine $ f/ z% s- `  l4 f
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ' p( @) G. r- U  Y5 |* o6 `* I# D

; X3 j6 N/ D9 \) h. u養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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# g2 _& ^1 g. s1 d- \父之過 :It is all your fault.
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2 Q3 }- r+ b) J! h! k2 @教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. + f* M6 G$ d9 j) D

, L3 F9 M. ]$ P9 N$ i& Q6 d8 R* t子不學 :You may refuse to study this 6 Y4 I( O8 x5 x' V
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake & `- \" C9 S. l2 H5 K" j

7 z6 J: G6 W7 O- U( N/ {幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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6 r, @6 l& l  [, Y! M  R老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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. g" u7 V. l& {玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ' y2 S$ {% _! \! v
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ( E9 |8 W) d2 G1 h, m) x
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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/ i9 P8 m! R$ m" z. m不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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