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人之初:At the beginning of life. 4 T' f3 f6 m5 i5 C5 L7 t  i
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 3 A/ r% `7 I* B# Q. D3 T# Z
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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/ a+ p3 o8 @+ l8 U6 n: Y! a性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ' G4 ~0 r; s% [! I! F& E
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教之道:The way of learning it 3 H' @  n* }7 w# t$ T

7 Z5 O6 h2 T3 I! h7 @2 e貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. " ?: d6 A0 Q3 N" |

6 I/ X' u* y/ M, S  A: ^昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 2 j5 X: T2 J2 y, c& i
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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) |4 \( C% W6 j. R% u& O2 E+ {子不學:If you don't study hard, ) n/ l% F) O: K7 }7 l. O1 {
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous , H; E7 B4 |4 C4 v( }2 K
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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" x) o+ v5 l! d教五子 :All his five son took it   w! d) ], D  q

" S1 {; n3 ]9 A6 H. w, D# {, W名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.   T& E$ X7 }# ]4 {3 x: _8 Z
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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  s$ D' D+ }+ ^# q, }1 d  l父之過 :It is all your fault. 7 \! ]) S7 q8 k; q4 R

7 e# H# O/ c" r/ n教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ( I& _- M+ j, m+ j  }
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # r+ M4 Y( m, o# h. E2 j& m! N: j

6 I/ ]* [- Y) A1 h, W  k0 e子不學 :You may refuse to study this % X) H, g8 S0 F& d- T; a

; }- m' |( V8 ~. J非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ! }( L  x$ q3 o2 j8 D3 V9 I
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 6 A# w! u0 O; z

8 a+ e' |! {( b0 G! _玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,   w& S5 K  Q& S! R

+ a- c5 j/ F1 G9 V  E% g8 m* w不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. , p- M: ?1 Y) M- p. t& c

3 U4 }& l1 u5 r人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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