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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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  c6 n% G. f9 }# @: i3 c9 y. ^性本善:Sex is good. 8 Y) A; q" v7 i2 p- J" \" M; u
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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5 s) i" R" J0 m5 X5 d習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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. }& R3 n# {( T7 m. c  X& i苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 0 w. m, f% w/ b  f

) G4 l9 A7 x! x  y% m" H/ t( L教之道:The way of learning it
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/ G( D9 {0 h/ s* k+ m& A2 C貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 3 c6 d4 v1 }' O' P% b2 E1 [

, t- Z! j6 Z# A0 b擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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: ]0 Q% L4 S4 Z- ^斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ) r  J' H* T% d" f" ]" k4 Z9 C
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. " y9 P2 P0 U9 e9 x" M0 N* y* z
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ; v6 K3 x( M  f) L; Q6 F

: I% ~4 W; R  i+ B  @) w1 @4 Y父之過 :It is all your fault. 6 U$ |- n4 e7 W/ s

# i- @( W! ~5 W: v  D教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ' b& a3 ~9 F0 q1 |; T3 g

  i, g% R& c) L! M師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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( S# D- v- S7 B* W# u1 c- ?子不學 :You may refuse to study this . V4 D2 P6 A' V1 g

2 R+ E2 P* n+ P非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 0 {' R. h8 o1 x# W) C9 r

9 O& Q1 Q$ ]3 y1 l! u幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ( Y5 S  E3 z, t8 P& Z: N. T

* k4 S2 M: m" x0 C* K- ~玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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6 t: J& E9 b/ o& u: i# V不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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' ^& Z* \! [# t4 I6 {人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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