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人之初:At the beginning of life. 4 a0 s' a  P* o% Q: z7 k4 N/ R

) r: u6 c( p: }2 ?. M4 M2 Q& \性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ) B7 @" y: q4 O! ]6 g

' u+ U0 M2 @9 C: p% l習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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5 \+ g" C' ^9 E3 j+ h2 y7 j/ g3 X苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 2 R/ e9 U' J, l% ~$ v

/ u9 ]9 h: K% @$ y( X性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ) }0 T$ R' }* ~6 J% f3 V' D& t

5 O7 Y- D% F; H. l2 r7 N教之道:The way of learning it 2 f0 G3 h, e, R7 @% L, I) c: [

) T5 Q+ p4 ?8 q貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 6 t3 u9 J  J5 p) D
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng : U) J/ U6 o7 m: t

& U5 y  ]2 G' q- q- c! V擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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9 W' c/ i5 S( L- u子不學:If you don't study hard, * `2 `1 g) _. P2 R% j

$ j9 Q: F% Y5 U% k斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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) b4 q3 y" l% x4 _竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 0 Z$ ~. _$ t# V! O

# Z4 u( y  i! ]8 ^6 k4 J2 L1 U有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 9 r6 Q1 _  Z1 M
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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4 H; m0 x  S. f( U養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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3 c; B/ m* ~; r) r: M6 C教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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* y2 ?' M+ I- [師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 6 n( D: f  w9 q, h: I0 T. e: a+ l

: s' T' `/ I4 |非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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1 u! k, O8 q9 X% H* Z6 b幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, : f* \" [% m! t1 O2 a2 \

( t; a$ [6 L6 A/ J9 ^老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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+ ^, w% c$ k: j0 o不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 7 C: \8 C" U; ?+ z1 s

  u0 R( w4 i: q) k# j4 _  d6 X人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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