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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. : `; W* S# L% [# R
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. * L4 R; {" v9 \9 T0 p9 `0 W

! f5 d# D6 F8 s. h! _+ Q8 D習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 3 i# p* I- s# Y9 ]$ \
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. * ]) H4 D3 n: X. c& G& L6 c; B' {, V9 L

' r" I% S( e* s% |2 B7 x' v4 g教之道:The way of learning it 9 R5 u9 u, \) L: l
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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5 `% B' o$ k  i3 w7 b+ y3 s& K& ?昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng / E% l; N. m. K* G1 B$ [

9 {1 C7 r0 M' d5 G* Y擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. + a9 l$ Y, Y& }& _0 f: h2 r7 i
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子不學:If you don't study hard, . d- J) V0 ~# ^# @( W0 Z1 X

+ q: _3 R( X; s/ f7 G斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous * ^1 g! y7 v+ f- y) V4 h9 y
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ; @# ^# |1 L; [- L6 \8 q

; H5 I9 q) K0 }9 i2 _養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ) _( g' ]  z+ Y2 R* C2 ?) E

( E4 x8 t1 D: M( J6 O7 k父之過 :It is all your fault. ' G4 Q( N8 M# Z# u; w2 ^

' _7 b* V" L9 |. ?- o2 J4 ~教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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% j0 {6 w# `7 `4 Z0 I師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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4 u6 N8 o- |% m6 ?( B9 V子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake , Q( ?5 L9 @2 [- L
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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9 ]! y. s( n- X$ {玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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