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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. 8 {9 r" `1 l' J! ]  q( }

1 W8 x- a" m1 l+ c8 _8 [' Q性本善:Sex is good. . u. j( C: Y" u, [! m
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ) [; D& v; B/ {3 K
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. + t; t- V  z/ r& w
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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- ?& v9 I1 m& R9 w/ j" d- t4 ^5 a性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 4 T+ s& W; T2 b" k/ F2 f+ B$ _( F

+ n( O6 b7 D" l' @教之道:The way of learning it
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& S# P. t5 G2 o; b" S貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 5 t$ C! ^1 z0 L& J

1 A! ]  Y4 d1 |# [昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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6 I6 ~4 U9 a+ [- L擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. # x/ b/ C# p4 Y2 W" s/ v6 n

; d2 G* g% u" u) ^* K子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. * ?- J  O; F8 q- j# H
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ' R( R$ v& y: O
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ) t) x& {0 w4 q6 i
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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1 i/ I; G$ {- k* c名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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; A$ O3 }( F, P& Y養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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" U2 n( |' `$ b5 I) t2 I0 [6 U2 x父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 4 D' @1 Q2 _0 b/ H% P; H

" }  {0 F2 c  p. H$ C4 l師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 2 s! i/ H7 a- e* p7 ~- A
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ! h# B8 d7 S- B2 p
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged : ?0 l) j; ?3 J/ z: h
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.   M1 W  |( h% V4 g
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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