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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. - X1 x& g* q  e8 F7 Y, W( t
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 2 s9 q7 [0 q. Z: z/ X9 D. U# Q

  B$ u1 \- j$ R, P+ ^  F習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 3 n2 i/ r0 \) i. B! T* c( I

7 V9 k9 E/ G; y/ `苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ' C' _2 ]5 C( U& i0 U3 b* X

) ]! i( T4 b% I/ _性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 6 |2 Q& N5 t$ E7 d- \. J
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng & ?9 k& D+ o7 N( R! B5 _- A7 D

! o/ O0 {: s; L3 L擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ( Y  |! |" f& C6 D

. b0 I- [' D3 v! v" Q5 f子不學:If you don't study hard,
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, d3 N, T) o6 a: a斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 6 y+ ~& g, F3 ^2 Q7 S) `
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine & c$ i. p. Y- @3 x$ \( k$ u: L

1 l) v' d" @8 E8 `. ^/ h: f% z4 x教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. : c' Q% Z  _3 h. E% U
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, & T* v% _  R. k% t; S" E- P9 \
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 8 m' O1 w- f) ~+ {

! z9 L2 D5 T. p  L3 V. ]2 [1 H! y師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ; J. g, L+ {4 Q+ X2 }, m- ]

1 Y1 \  g+ H5 B$ l4 X! t% C  x$ N非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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# t+ T7 ]) |1 G2 }: v幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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# ~. U* u/ Y2 j  Z) L! `老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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) {1 C2 @, I& x玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 6 e' K* g& i, F) V4 V
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 4 D* {) v2 J7 s! A5 o
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 5 ?( U9 P: u. h  u: c
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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