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人之初:At the beginning of life. $ p- L& Y/ Z/ s8 U. Y
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性本善:Sex is good.   d$ e- A) _, c5 {1 u4 k8 n

  |; A9 S0 H3 l% o性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. + Y* f; ?. y* v; l, O* k# U; l
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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% B6 ]8 t( C; Q8 e苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. , j& q  T8 d+ B8 G

) B- r4 q  s9 o9 e教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. * A& Z6 O# m; b9 u  V* a

8 l: N& d: x0 D: H& d' s昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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- `1 j* i+ y! K6 x/ E擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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# H. _/ [6 z8 N! T& B9 R子不學:If you don't study hard, 3 j+ p, n. P) y

6 x+ w$ N$ E% p- _; G: G斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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6 W6 [3 ?) a' i) |4 ^! S教五子 :All his five son took it 5 V+ a: g. ^6 f: ~; k
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, * M1 ~& n9 q7 M5 z/ A1 w* z% b
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 2 {, G" m' v9 P1 f; w4 p1 ^

. A$ R8 w1 d1 E% |1 I教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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$ K: O9 g" b. m2 i4 h( h子不學 :You may refuse to study this   B+ t# [8 \2 X

7 e" {5 B: H3 @( N9 Z非所宜 :but that is a real mistake + ?3 J9 Z6 M( [. y  A
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 6 U# {: p7 ]9 z7 l! v  C
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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7 {# ~2 n7 F% V0 g玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ; \) g4 O( v0 G  I. T
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 3 d9 m; w4 ?5 |6 `+ p7 ^+ u
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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