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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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/ n( L/ v% y: c+ P1 y4 G5 Q性本善:Sex is good. , T$ W, C+ I1 d/ t7 \
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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' ~' T6 E9 R# g% X. _, P+ K習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ) G$ Z. T) x, v4 O
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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8 J, }9 C( l; t- B! k性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. - t7 l. T% Z4 Q8 t/ e

. d! p4 e$ N& N% h& L( M; n/ I教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 4 \- Z8 j  Q9 n; `% @0 J' Z
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. - p4 A6 _* ~( P6 |. O, `+ y2 f

- v/ B9 L6 q. X, j7 w4 Z子不學:If you don't study hard, 1 n+ s1 l0 a% t9 a' i9 j
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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" t9 e: |' l4 d. _/ _, S竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous / ]  B5 F; Z6 G: t6 f! E

) D+ Q$ Z% K9 b- b+ L/ f有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it % @" f0 T( Q  V% F1 k7 I

: C$ p2 H2 X2 w' w: q名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 3 u( A" J: e! S  n& N/ }; I+ Y4 W" z
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父之過 :It is all your fault. % E/ A& ^, p! z; L$ L

/ @' i- i& z6 H! j教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 9 m, K% O: m' b' S* k* I' N) j( h

8 P3 l  [: C. Q0 p5 k1 g% x0 f+ ~3 c0 T子不學 :You may refuse to study this   M! v! g- ~" P/ M
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 7 q% h1 O% c( F4 p( Z' K
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 7 v9 y; a+ O( P/ @& ~  \" ~

$ A) f- f& E. [老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged * e# |, z# M8 B

' M2 ]) R* |; _/ h8 S- z玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 7 h* R% H& K2 G5 i) F2 y; t

  E( V5 F. ~) |; u不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 6 R) M# K9 ~; b: G+ S
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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% Y/ u3 ?1 B* F: l& B9 H不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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