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人之初:At the beginning of life. 3 ~! f; B$ `4 D* D) o! s, @
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性本善:Sex is good. * F0 v* Y. o. H( h
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.   K) B7 s$ m$ f& \
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. % c% g# y0 b. K& t" z
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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$ C7 V. x  D8 ~8 |7 \' x0 K+ }0 O2 [教之道:The way of learning it
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9 s$ b8 W3 S: c! I: f+ f& q" F貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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" H1 r- L- \% b. O昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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9 V& l6 x2 L% L擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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1 s' v+ x! g, u1 K子不學:If you don't study hard, * ]% q# q1 q4 b# p* f' I/ V) K
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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- d/ b! ~# }$ R, j! S! e- x( D7 g0 F竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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4 t) F3 I9 |$ k2 m3 B, i有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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/ x' L& p+ Y5 y- A& U5 S1 W教五子 :All his five son took it " i0 g  e( [3 T: v/ t3 s
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. & r6 \; ~8 T( [

- U! N/ N7 l6 v7 P0 f$ F$ i$ M養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. . t/ s' y7 K' {+ W" z- `

: W  d, ]# F# Z教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, & G5 a" X2 H$ q& P6 d; O
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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; g; D$ Z4 U3 u# G2 W( `( {子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ( }" d% G3 C6 v9 q2 E2 d
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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/ S! `8 U9 A. Y9 ]/ j老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 7 C& D7 t1 j4 m5 r1 F, Q7 J& G
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, + J+ S) n4 N% ]( c

* J( Q0 u: @1 J- e! r4 e* O, y$ J0 d不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. + d- a0 r' p$ D- `

5 c) s/ V: R" ^人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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