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人之初:At the beginning of life.   Z0 n5 i( S- e+ u; L6 X& V' q
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. , A, F1 Y+ M8 r
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ! b% q0 @, c# T: }" p2 o. `8 R

) I; V) A* B2 d" o  o- R性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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+ i4 e8 h+ p& g' X教之道:The way of learning it ; `6 c3 S# H/ m! F& ~

# I! F& h: c4 l6 p, G! d( a貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. : d! T4 _# E% m+ Q- N

# @0 X9 d- `9 \' B- P$ V昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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; c4 q% u, \( q* @- m) E0 `擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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1 L' g* [8 {1 Z2 u" Q' \! b0 T子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 8 a5 E+ Y- q- q

3 b, M% r4 x/ G4 v: }( \" |0 {教五子 :All his five son took it
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# M" b& w& |  n* E7 H6 t% Q) a名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ( _: X# G# o$ I1 a8 m0 H8 f
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父之過 :It is all your fault. , u" B! Y# H0 a. k# _5 A
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 4 O4 C6 d7 p2 G# b0 @: f; G

5 l7 ^) C; Z9 R師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ) H/ i3 z4 l% E6 y( g! z$ K. ]: z
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this # X9 J4 v% D) A7 d
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 1 I+ J% r: r. s
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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) c) B7 G& I! H* G( W# w玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, " d3 p1 b' w) H8 ^& |4 @
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. / t% M0 E: C# r& ^' U3 Y
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 1 ]4 p0 R  d* g" N; J4 C/ |

0 X( z+ W% @& H( k& S不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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