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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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6 M4 o; T6 ^( Y% V  j3 K性本善:Sex is good. 1 [' R% Y5 J' l6 W

( J6 e% }) A+ D' s性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ) x# \$ I( I3 ^# h+ D( g/ p# _( ^/ Y
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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$ Z0 I" ~, `) Z1 y- A苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ) m/ H) W8 j% k- W& C$ L% f5 x
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. * P# d; l1 @2 v+ s; S2 A

: w; y( |: d7 v$ A教之道:The way of learning it # Q6 C2 J! K2 \7 n

# {* J7 E# S; a! ^6 m' K$ d3 q$ O5 T貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ) \# O+ u: a6 g# B
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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+ D0 i6 _5 M: x4 w子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous * s$ X7 J: C8 R& D" r

& }6 o1 r2 X& q. m# j有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 9 g# g. _1 y7 `0 @* M8 {
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教五子 :All his five son took it . E) c' _( f- A

/ s7 y# {' n1 q% p. K名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. / l1 b9 a4 s/ N

. f+ ~3 T) J' j+ u+ Z/ }養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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) Y$ @) F- R+ Z) b, ^$ x1 Q父之過 :It is all your fault.
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, x. U6 l9 i1 \: c% `$ L2 D教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.   f; F3 u0 h$ T& B1 T

. h/ i/ C. E9 O& }( y( H子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, # L5 R/ H" p, m

% g2 }: k/ m9 j8 D% W% H/ f1 q不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. - h9 y& {6 D, I/ y/ l+ H% S

2 e' E/ L6 k8 V! V9 h人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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6 u3 N% B! |" L# m不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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