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人之初:At the beginning of life. ) @3 L" b9 @9 X# b+ f

, e2 `" s0 g+ S1 E& g+ x6 r性本善:Sex is good.   i3 t6 ]$ u, \
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 2 ]6 `: ?8 q. }  f9 q

3 j! r: R7 U0 v習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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: A, {; ?! {4 [# z( c2 H  Q苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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$ o* X' I: d9 N' s* w1 J# P* d貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 4 d$ o4 V1 o0 x/ m, ]) z

: F; x7 [" B& e3 n昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ) ?+ M, Y; _% L2 Y" C8 _/ h

. D7 q9 @0 O8 q/ u, E4 B擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ' F' B& v6 J6 }( J
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous + c( n" o' F8 b
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it ( Y" G! q. ~) F

9 \  }6 l: b6 _6 d3 {名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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. @) b# L6 H9 _1 L; l) S* V' T$ B父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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( R& ?# |6 F# k0 y子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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# q! V) r" Z4 ~) |非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 2 t! I  d+ Y( A9 L# h

8 {" v$ k1 L  g) x$ q: {幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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% q4 I( {" `7 f9 b, S8 h( m老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged , c0 c% n, t& C0 W  a! F4 _
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 8 ]+ [- t2 T% O6 M* y
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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6 F. X( L, I- o( ]; K, R2 O. Y人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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