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人之初:At the beginning of life. 5 r* i& ~" V0 L5 ]5 h1 D; F
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性本善:Sex is good. 2 A% h( \& p6 Z; e. z1 d' r4 W3 A% i( L
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 6 [/ a2 s& \0 [8 ]  ^9 r* Z
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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: T3 n/ o/ T) j# M* V) {: o苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 1 r# j1 A1 m) U( k& O
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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0 ~4 r& s3 s% t6 i# t/ O2 [  U# d* H昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 3 O# V8 Q: N& z! _" P
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, . L  X+ @8 b' C1 A0 J" H8 w
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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- G; B. G2 U. H  n  q竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 2 u3 j+ `1 r: R
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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* W6 r! ^% R( E4 E0 r8 u( B養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, : _6 Z) I: P% u, W/ G
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, * n2 J( h: W$ f6 H+ \

4 R$ Q- n# A: S9 P7 P. x( }* n* B師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 3 W1 U) B: N) J, n2 M2 M+ z

. s. n/ X" V! p$ H) a子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 5 z" t! n6 y8 x* C0 D1 g: d# K

, R8 _  _/ B; L9 X8 i. Z幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 3 ?+ R! l1 g( k5 `7 R' m. K

& [1 A. ]$ ]( h老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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0 R4 A7 M2 W" [玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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8 b  D: H1 w* a! E' e( `人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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