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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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% L! C' u4 b2 e6 p) O, {1 C; }性本善:Sex is good. , [, V# F4 D; t% M8 H
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ( ?, s6 p1 K: o- a$ M" S" a

  W/ J2 x( E4 N苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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6 z2 X+ v2 p0 @5 e% m" c性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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6 @6 p5 @2 o" W& K) T! F教之道:The way of learning it ( c; t# T- K( L7 g2 ?) I
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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7 L" F' v1 ~1 v擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 0 m- j3 U1 ]  S/ J) W
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 7 O4 I7 o; E+ o5 B& m% M
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. + ^4 V  l. w/ ~( y* I9 E

$ ^, t# W" r( `. \8 E+ h& s) v竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous - Z2 {6 _! u, c5 P- l

5 {; n7 [6 \$ o0 H4 ~' \3 P4 s0 ?有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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0 |9 c" P/ C% H+ N( ?8 I( K  _教五子 :All his five son took it
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8 q+ [0 ^5 A, B* R5 s名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. " u# M) ~, Y: T+ s

4 |( L, V/ W- Z+ x% D養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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, w: [. s. y6 \) @, a! Y4 j* c) K父之過 :It is all your fault. , i7 ?; e( `! n; ?8 \6 m7 C
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, , P9 V  A, C  c* w, ]5 j
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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" t" e2 j/ w/ p子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 7 p# r! R6 p/ {
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, & n* H/ I+ m+ O! F! Z' a

! h- z9 g: g4 I1 C8 x/ X  A老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, : D: m9 K3 I% j) M7 L) O

/ \+ f! B# k. s2 b: o8 n不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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3 C* v# X$ e5 r人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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