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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 1 x2 {' Q1 p9 I/ U7 B8 l% b; i
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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: y7 U! p% b. A9 Q苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 2 o6 s4 u' p5 r' P5 ~6 {! x/ w
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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9 V/ y  A2 `* v2 g0 C教之道:The way of learning it
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1 o, e9 r  i% Q, J6 \0 n8 O貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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/ A4 L0 ]/ o% W( q/ k) t昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng & o' z  o3 w! @4 [7 [

+ D/ e; r" d' u" T7 j擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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* T' y, A; z( t7 O' ~, n/ v子不學:If you don't study hard, 9 f5 n. q  Z& [+ y9 A# n  m0 n" d
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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. T& x3 ?' V* J1 m0 u1 d竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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6 @. X8 H' H7 i' W' {- F7 c6 Z有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 4 R9 `- u1 G7 [- P, S
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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$ S, Q0 r* \2 q8 x; |) z  W% P養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ( {& b( e# ^6 V# Y  t& @
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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$ m4 ?4 D6 ?+ G& }2 \% S師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 6 g. E' e. X7 I; }" @
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ! U: Y% G, g# f

* v3 X+ b; y8 h( y% X+ V玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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1 t9 n7 {" t8 g不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 5 d- J; }% q* W& n" ^: R! @

3 t4 Z; O' N* d+ u不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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