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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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  D- ]6 a  O* ^* A+ Z6 v性本善:Sex is good. , V. @/ Q9 h: m! X7 s( ?. f: s( I# x

3 {+ ?4 D' f! M性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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6 O# ], G: G% w習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ; @! d3 N. |) [, ]  J
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. # G, {6 |6 _+ F; l7 Z9 G, m6 ^0 K
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. " j4 f1 m2 Z3 F" g: r! R
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教之道:The way of learning it
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, C. _/ C0 s$ O( E( K6 R. W貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 7 |2 ~9 |# _4 c) V$ Z
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, # M' n, {$ c) S: C

1 l. S5 r' J  c% ~/ Y0 u% F斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ! {; F0 D5 d$ c! K5 J: {& a' r
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 2 h/ y6 F8 c3 y% j* m& U

) J3 t- t7 h! y3 o教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, + Z' S# ^" q( ?. X  ]3 a3 h  _
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 5 i/ M/ ], |% C* W* s5 m

$ i* j% ^* b1 k7 m師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. " P. O( e) e  n. j3 m: I* r
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 3 }0 E# _" ~; a, c& i" i$ ~
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, " I$ P, i& ]( i3 o

( r3 Y# m- c4 A: f' f老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged " A+ _: q" V! k8 k

/ A; N3 ~$ g$ R  u" h) X玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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, Q. S) \. ]" ?" D4 _不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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+ E2 ~% h9 s# h7 d人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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