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人之初:At the beginning of life. - R- L5 U+ A/ v

( ?( e: S2 D8 \6 r4 @/ d性本善:Sex is good. - Z5 n! y4 O5 j

- B5 ?  t! O# l" J3 o* y性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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' a. ]! ?4 T, I; f% c習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 8 K( @- ?8 _$ l
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 3 w* b* f8 s* q% r: d7 ]& R/ l
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 5 n' O- E' m% z$ a. V7 p$ N

, [1 r* Y. m8 k" ~' S* F貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ( D! n9 P. {( R3 _7 X

% q$ V7 |; d- Z" V6 C昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng   e3 y4 U* z+ c
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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' A; d' F8 ]% n4 ^* ?. _: M子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ) p6 I# r; A1 ]7 _2 Q  k

' @" d% S5 v3 N% u竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous # b9 T3 Z9 f. N- d% i% Q- ~

* l8 ]/ {9 ?- x) b" x; C( f有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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. N5 D9 K4 w, f' {7 @養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, * `1 z7 J/ O- R# q0 f: X8 i7 z$ q
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ; w. W4 ?3 T3 n/ S6 _; ~9 H
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ) d: H, N: M/ T$ E- X1 Z
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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' D' u0 W  ^* E, }非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ) V2 y5 T+ f  M3 v0 W. H7 X

9 s) M4 G# P$ e" M幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,   D/ j+ x' o- p+ z3 q9 t
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged / I) b' u1 j3 P

3 s) v  Y1 Z6 ]7 A, }) B* p0 K6 W1 t+ B玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, , a/ q* l, T8 t; ?9 }
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 7 o- q  U! C# Y+ v+ f) V/ Y

/ h- F) x0 p7 X# `1 c& c; V人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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