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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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9 C& s9 c- I& C性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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& v% A  K; |& G% ?1 e習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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( [: c1 z6 T+ D' m0 O4 X; u( y苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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: J% Q6 ]8 ?$ X) L: s9 I性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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) r# I# E, A- j: g教之道:The way of learning it / z( Q) O5 {: u+ Y) o& R! j
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 9 N5 ~, G# G4 x
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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; x: K$ ]2 M% _1 B斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. & g. l7 B0 V- M5 p1 G. o  q
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous + z& y' a- R/ f: I; }0 q

+ P# W+ K. ?8 o: X# N( M# a6 |有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it   B: D* I+ [- N$ L

5 n: g0 }+ q4 r7 a' P$ S" G% Q名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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2 M" n5 n  A, `% y養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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' }! d7 s! X4 Y( J/ \教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ) t' P. \/ b8 @

' x0 x/ d5 a9 L; D: t  h師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 7 O- Z4 d9 Y" O/ e6 A! f( T
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this : N9 J0 d% J9 o* d5 x: U
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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/ c7 Z# g8 a4 F) n2 b/ n2 L' h  m5 H幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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- y/ \0 v+ d; t% l: F& I& B玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, / W; l. ~) [# j

$ z, b1 L6 p1 ?" Z不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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6 k0 X# j9 w" K8 n  f人不學 :If you don't learn sex, / y0 |. m( t% p- w5 {( u; F, Y
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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