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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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* U; J$ h) U% s. T$ R/ b  P性本善:Sex is good. / x5 C# M  e; ?2 o6 t, n

& d; Y; g! x- b/ d7 z" A6 v0 S0 p性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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) t4 F  O6 l% D習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. # N% P! K* e' p4 E2 u  T5 R

* e. R8 l$ I  m. Y+ E) h教之道:The way of learning it 8 A1 C% D/ l* n& \3 b  D1 K

+ }% v$ V+ s4 P貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. & D: y$ m# }! \" a+ G1 E5 s* p

: r) k) W0 R3 r7 [# H昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 4 A. n1 @/ [5 j/ \/ o

) c1 z7 P7 N$ U& F擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 8 u. f9 \$ [3 H9 z% W/ s

4 d4 y% d" ^! b! q  w  J子不學:If you don't study hard, $ \  H1 a1 x. f

1 I  u" ^, U5 Z; [/ ]- X- L斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. / z' \1 J' B  G0 Y

$ B% l  j  d& ^竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous * z, @7 f1 a( R8 d2 c
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 3 b5 U2 S7 b: ^% t, O. n
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, & W$ p* K( y( c, t. ?. q
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父之過 :It is all your fault.   _1 q& a8 ]: L$ l

/ i+ b4 ?2 t- D# Q教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, , s  H& T; C' B9 I( W4 y
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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4 j* {$ R6 g" D1 t% @3 U子不學 :You may refuse to study this # F# F( m7 b" b; K
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 6 @( m/ Y. f  V3 ~
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 3 j' U1 P; l! V* p3 Z! y
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged / A' b: J, _- Z- z! U/ D

. c: M, W% `: Q- [玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, , X( A9 O4 x5 j7 d
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 2 R3 a- N2 h2 i! l" B0 q7 @3 M1 G  o
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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% u: J" c& T& ?. v6 i* i; ?  ^  y不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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