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人之初:At the beginning of life. 2 A, k' a; Q2 U( O6 p6 u- Y2 _- b

7 a) Q* W2 A, T4 O* f性本善:Sex is good. & ^0 W5 q$ H) G3 y* l

+ p& n2 m9 v; W3 @% j4 T性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. " y( a9 y; H) W$ K7 R# l. l

, T- n  B% P) s, W& j/ j習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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3 @8 o5 L5 j  z0 M性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ; ^, o% l2 q( ]% b  I
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教之道:The way of learning it
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6 E9 m& S4 [/ n% W& r# g貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 2 L. \8 W; w# _3 _

* {+ w3 |  ?- X( o( i3 m8 K/ v昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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( |. @8 A1 d# H" J7 Z) z子不學:If you don't study hard,
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" ?- q: z  V: Z7 }! e% i$ X斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 3 J; J9 f* M' l
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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! v" {, }5 h$ L& \; y* w5 p% ]名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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1 P5 }' O6 j7 c( D+ O0 O養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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. r  G1 R3 _3 h: ^( ?( i8 ^父之過 :It is all your fault. ! W' v& w$ @1 i: m/ T
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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% S# K  J4 {7 x0 r師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 3 u" [$ G6 p! O+ E( n" B
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake , x) O1 t' H, U7 L) t0 v6 o

& f; S. o, ~$ j8 g. P幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 9 Y3 U4 W' q/ a9 v$ ]
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. $ c' q8 }! ]) X' @

3 C9 u& v" z' H人不學 :If you don't learn sex, , ^' g" N4 O* ^/ l. a* Z0 e

8 ~1 `1 R8 N* u( o8 V不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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