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人之初:At the beginning of life. - ]" e, V+ J/ O$ y. ^! t

6 B( m* B, o( b2 f1 d  Z1 _性本善:Sex is good.
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$ x; B) \6 u- [) \1 @: Z: e性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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. @/ k. H- m' {$ C習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. " E1 N6 D0 T! M$ A5 C6 ?
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 2 {1 v( S( }# H; }+ Y$ h1 |
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 8 r; E. q+ C1 e. [/ n* L
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教之道:The way of learning it ! k6 D! t$ Q" X$ `
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 4 Q1 s% B) B1 e+ S* ^# H/ }

/ o, Z: U- G0 H4 k. h# y1 h5 B昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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, _. p: X2 D7 c" C6 ?: s* I6 o擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. . o7 }4 ?. K1 P, n

0 R" `% g4 p/ v( Z9 q竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous / ^- Y2 l3 a+ e

- W7 G# J  P$ k0 T5 z$ C" R1 J1 ^有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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% T) ~! j6 ~" A$ f教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. $ i! o: @' C5 u: Q

4 [, ^9 O# k" W: \養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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6 B# e! o( h) D父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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3 c  r$ N- X& c% w0 _( `8 B師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # ^) Y  c) \# |; |

+ ?- }, _9 w1 p1 X; H子不學 :You may refuse to study this $ S8 Y) w: z+ l4 y

+ `' L' G4 E/ W# w; N9 P" x3 A非所宜 :but that is a real mistake # F# S3 F9 g6 I5 e1 z
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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/ ]0 L6 E' ^) a! z老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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* s, ?4 h+ V4 G1 [- W1 f4 o不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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6 w  b9 O4 T7 ~( _! t8 T" v人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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