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人之初:At the beginning of life. 0 @6 R4 u0 @6 ^* E" T! r
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性本善:Sex is good. 7 Z1 a; J) @- z: ]  D% V
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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6 s2 R6 c5 y6 g% l& p+ Z7 z9 P習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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/ H5 H5 _# l, B* Q教之道:The way of learning it , Q* h# h( G: W5 T8 |, |/ k& u

; w$ c# B9 K& S4 ]. k貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.   Q' i( n' @7 e3 L: K, u7 m

: L5 a+ C3 J/ y, T, x& r/ @' L昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng & u, i6 M1 m( u. K3 k$ a- ~8 Z

7 A, C1 F# T: {+ A擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. / y9 q5 O0 E8 o3 Y+ y

* A# O3 d' B  f子不學:If you don't study hard,
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! ]: a! E& v& y/ b6 N斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ; D6 w$ A) Q) d: J

* Z) }+ P# K  k: J7 v. U3 \) A; p1 b竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous % n8 [( x* g; O. c
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine + j: S# a" |3 E; ?1 v- Z
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教五子 :All his five son took it 1 I6 n5 ^+ w2 m: }: C
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, $ G9 Z4 `4 e: _% q- _! \' x
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ( O" A) j2 S3 H: m9 C, Y7 w
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + s0 {+ K  p2 a4 }8 F# ~

: [/ Z$ z7 \0 U/ `師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 8 }: V, }6 i- w) k. F
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 2 i, d" d9 [+ j% g# B% \/ Y' {
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 4 ]7 \( k' b* m% y8 V1 @

* G/ ~# n$ v! ?6 J+ N$ W幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, & H. [. U) i+ `8 x1 r, _
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged . w3 E4 Z! b% \  @/ c
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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$ L, s1 l9 C6 ^. K# m不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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- U5 G6 y8 I2 J( @6 M5 H人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 3 j) b8 q/ g6 ~. K8 h& Z

' z' x* P. E8 G( D5 d8 w不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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