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人之初:At the beginning of life. " K, V( N/ I% L' q% N6 o8 g

* f; P. {4 P: L. t' I性本善:Sex is good.
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. ^7 d' U! w- l# z' {6 P5 F性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.   C7 ]$ r5 o; c* y) [: A8 n1 s
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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! b$ v; V1 P4 {% {1 u( R' b( K5 t4 B7 j性乃遷:Sex will leave you..   m) ~; n) S/ x' C5 O4 ?6 z
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教之道:The way of learning it ) I# V4 a- k, k+ l: P# S! r

/ i" l. a. Y8 y7 q' s貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. : \# W) R% o/ ^9 F' x

4 ~; h7 J8 V( w/ ~4 g. v4 F) G昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. : P; p4 b0 W% N- }$ O2 B

6 S6 A6 K0 W8 t% p子不學:If you don't study hard, 0 r3 \5 [* H# f$ a$ A
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ; {# }) B, N+ y* H- K

2 y! M1 A: }: F有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ' K$ r( `$ |1 v( K* O
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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5 t6 L! J' S: Y4 y名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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, Q5 G& Y5 Q9 h" Y養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 2 T  }: E; y. a1 m" H

# u8 }) }1 ?2 ~2 b4 n; B父之過 :It is all your fault.
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. t* W1 R7 P  H5 j教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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. d8 Y! j/ B) U5 V* u6 s# `1 r師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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& O+ \0 r) h' x$ G8 E幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 8 Y- Y" V% r6 q; g1 d6 [: X
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 1 a- l% {& ]# U7 Y
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 8 O& C% {8 {( A. g

- U' k! E/ [7 d不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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: m4 M3 X4 l5 P人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 5 j5 d( ?2 Z3 S/ M4 G( X  ]" a: u& J9 P
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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