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人之初:At the beginning of life. ) V. r: I% `; h- [: I9 m$ Z" U" d
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性本善:Sex is good. 0 {7 _) e" r- p0 H

/ n& e- Q# A4 F0 w$ T' d0 e7 \/ h性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 3 ^9 m7 ^+ k$ {! e# a* P+ @
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. # c. q. R; a8 v5 Q

- v( L" t4 h, S! J& y教之道:The way of learning it + {3 O+ E6 f9 _
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. + v0 P' s$ [* d* z7 G

0 b' ~9 N) p+ Z- @9 E5 M昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng , M3 N& L3 G. D/ O- ]
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 6 C' x+ S9 ?3 U- C( D& o

# O* O' i! U9 T3 i! F  g( c  W子不學:If you don't study hard,
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  |$ Q1 a  y( `/ b5 \; y2 ]. B斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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! W9 l- d: \( B) F: R竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous : n& ]- x0 B" o/ i  J

7 N2 `) n- O2 `* v3 `6 L, B# g有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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- i9 J6 {6 x+ k% ?' `2 Q名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,   x: k( t5 L* C. ~
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ' U0 y7 z/ E- f4 T& I. Y- N/ |

8 P4 X. G! B; T0 d師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 W$ g  X, s- o# H% Y4 P0 F) P

6 N  y" p- [; x3 E. P9 y5 T子不學 :You may refuse to study this 9 M( i! k# d& `8 L7 i
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ' W* D. w2 d$ k& I: c& g* n
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, + d1 ]  {. C" h; k: L* G
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 4 H# O8 B, @5 P1 m' u9 o

; `: h% e: ^. p' [. x9 `人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 6 T- @- C% D3 {' z: [

  I' R- L4 ?# H" C不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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