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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 0 P" F! z- q% ~& o& J1 S
; ^* U/ s7 J6 @2 e- w" y8 A1 b+ o習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 1 s/ E% a* |# D, x9 A9 T; h) W0 g0 ^/ v
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. * O; M+ \: H% A1 q3 V# t
: q1 j7 Q! _$ g3 E1 o* E性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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1 T' t2 ?; ~# y: P$ d貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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4 o& f+ x9 A" ]1 C昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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4 }) x! S$ n8 g$ w擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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; X! A/ U: L* e/ S$ C斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine : a8 p; R/ ?$ |/ n, x: H1 P
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 6 Q- a# F7 X) I$ O" c! Z! ]
* E) ^* W2 p$ r8 x( P: |養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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, K E |% n# ?" P4 _教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + ]! Q. {& D; c# s) Y
; J4 Y& V8 c/ |2 V9 z0 _0 `師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this & m; O+ c9 Y$ c4 \" `+ d3 t6 g
@8 v$ q8 _& D) o非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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2 P4 T j# S# Z% G2 i9 A. c5 @老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 3 |7 F" i, Z# `! L) r
8 H U0 e. S7 i5 @1 b0 S5 |不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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