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人之初:At the beginning of life. " Q1 {4 a- n% c. _

" H# g9 c6 h8 }% O' |7 F! J性本善:Sex is good.
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( Q! @9 {+ e# Y, j" H性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. * L  t9 U7 k; [. L$ X9 W

3 e7 y. w% c6 R# Z9 G5 F* L苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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1 S' Z1 h0 x- z. ~性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 8 ]9 {7 [6 }. b  P- P4 Z/ t
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教之道:The way of learning it 0 W% Y5 m' @3 |* n" F2 @/ T* p
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 1 S+ v9 C/ c5 b; {' q0 k! Y# }

. r8 {4 x- H( a1 L. S6 b$ X% X昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 3 r: _/ Y$ y$ t! r1 t
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. # f6 e+ @9 m8 ^5 ]/ O' l& U3 i( a- p
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子不學:If you don't study hard, $ Y8 Z4 b9 `) U8 {

" B$ B; @. T$ O  E1 J斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. $ K# S" Z, X, m% C

6 D0 C  R( s+ ?. n竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous + k, V7 ]9 A# ]8 ?' \1 C
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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4 o2 V" {4 b1 ?2 V教五子 :All his five son took it ! ]5 N- v; m: Q4 j, T
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ! B) G. t, ]6 z! F" U0 @1 L
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, - v2 K. t1 _/ G
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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7 ^0 P# E; c* d& y4 x  c教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 6 o& e1 C0 b* ~. |& M( P
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 A  K9 m+ u1 Q: Y; ?* N

  j% s& \  c6 X$ b* T子不學 :You may refuse to study this / {7 Y. C+ q0 Q0 s# Y

9 w: B" }% H/ u$ F非所宜 :but that is a real mistake - @1 G1 {9 T" l0 ], z

: z3 I# w, A) ~, s幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, * m9 X! c6 I9 ~# q/ B$ n6 ?
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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, j* ]! j1 M' o, y" D$ r5 h玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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$ X* B) S' {- x  R# {不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. / C) ~' O5 N% l$ _# g

4 r: K( Y" x$ S8 v, M! |人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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: O& ?% g& ]" \% m1 i不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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