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人之初:At the beginning of life. & C- i% @2 Y1 I% ~" @  g) L: S+ z
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性本善:Sex is good. 2 r/ M4 n7 T2 p" {$ O8 l

0 v! l2 p* f4 k2 \! ~: b7 ?! p性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 0 c: w* V& W& x

* T4 d/ B, T% Z苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 5 @8 W; W  U9 y5 Q" H/ ~$ ~3 `# {+ J7 s; n

1 S5 z, N& P/ b" v0 a5 T& k性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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1 W/ U% v, d+ K  U1 n$ ?* T教之道:The way of learning it
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2 h. O7 x7 G3 C. o; N2 S- [4 i" w貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 4 O6 U" w: Q9 f0 K2 \6 i/ i. Z
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 6 T  E- @. J/ U; q7 k; s) f
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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: ~- {& T+ F4 ?8 W斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. . ~! S' @  s6 l' Z% d: t

6 X* q; a+ \$ \0 ^4 l4 e2 U. M  ]竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous * a3 ?. G5 V* A8 T) |

6 m$ y: l& i. T1 E% u4 q: z- K有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. . O$ a. H8 ~- a9 s: e6 b5 l3 d
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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% t) G+ Y6 Y  {: v父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 2 B/ S9 c% J+ v6 p* f+ k0 Q

  P  F! p1 {& }* z) D子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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+ k& ?1 V# O) S+ C! F" i: \  {1 ]非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ; D7 X" p$ ]% a, I0 ?- `: g& j% X$ Z

, V1 a$ N6 d# }5 e$ T) d幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ! ]. Y( A6 s! d! ^

- |6 w* p# Q' ^7 Y玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, / X$ \5 g& D0 T1 O* i) M* d, [

; _% j, r9 A9 `: H0 @! Y3 e不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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5 y3 e7 P. M% Y5 K/ B$ C; |6 h9 p/ P人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 1 N) V' B( @' p+ T/ g, g# S

( ?! h, }& a" d/ P: I% H4 R/ Z不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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