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人之初:At the beginning of life. 7 Q) p9 G. r9 U; j
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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, z; L, d4 K2 z+ f" d( C- R3 Z! P- e苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. % g( W- \. ~$ v" |8 U

9 e7 ]3 A! X; n7 C性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. . \9 K/ m% G, F/ P# P3 T

, ]4 Q0 H, p1 }3 p  q1 Z教之道:The way of learning it
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  v" t! j/ J9 z貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. % j; C) v3 L/ `$ c0 F  Q5 z  R
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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! a$ G* h$ a/ z/ L) v% ?# q子不學:If you don't study hard, % q8 m1 }- W$ \: i$ e

# e# k1 Y, L5 I0 Y9 z: C8 s7 `* y斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous + t' s" [) m5 w+ {' v

9 I1 E& g. O+ f% O, |: r有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine * d. i8 D9 B* C
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教五子 :All his five son took it - c: z, P% k; C$ F4 @
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ( r1 D; c' T. ~# F) }+ t( Z& Z5 Q

2 ~7 h( l4 |9 s% M$ \: A4 a8 J. M養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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$ Y$ [: f1 s( i3 D4 {& Z6 l+ ?父之過 :It is all your fault. / i1 u* b. k9 z( j% D1 w

( a& n2 C' k% n2 |3 o! W3 g5 w  r教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ) B5 G, J4 j; |! x5 E9 c5 b& j0 Z

2 M  @9 q0 T' \$ u( z3 P子不學 :You may refuse to study this   a8 O" Y! v/ {. m- m: H- J* \% @
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake - @8 w! V: i) c, F8 A' I+ x
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, # N8 r* o8 D+ [: Q- Q0 r* D

! B* c  U" |; E+ k! z2 e老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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( v# h7 I9 l+ J# T不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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$ E5 P8 d6 z4 a" _2 j8 r& B不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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