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人之初:At the beginning of life. % ?: V; z) Z' u

6 i- [( I( T1 S- g- M; P2 ?' f6 d性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. . G3 ?! \1 \7 K  l+ m$ w. N. r
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 0 j( H) ?3 |6 _/ b% V. B& X
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 0 @$ B! ^8 }5 z* F. W1 ]5 M
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教之道:The way of learning it : |9 U: S% i6 g: R
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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& P' K2 \* g2 |- ?& `/ @2 P擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ) Z+ x: ?, |/ L2 N

' u9 z/ x! U/ b子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ! D" Z- `" T: z: D1 R

% w. b4 x8 g$ ~  [1 b竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ( r8 W, E% m: E. t& u  `% ^

8 \4 F- c, O: o# U有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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8 W# k5 ~' N, I教五子 :All his five son took it . C, f2 Q& [, V5 ]# n) I* U: j

* r& a8 v4 m6 ^6 n% y名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. # @/ c8 Y9 `' O) H/ j/ @
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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  Y# E3 [' a4 Q0 @) M父之過 :It is all your fault.
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- M% _# I0 N! T" _3 W教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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; g( Q/ u# W# P3 W子不學 :You may refuse to study this / ?- o8 ^, t, D" v: v& i6 j
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake : k: a6 \! A: d$ E6 U" G; y; J
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ; N4 h- g4 [$ I, K9 b- k: ~- v

6 R  L/ M% G- L5 @5 x$ b: T老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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5 K$ n' V! s- K玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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$ p/ u5 M& L& h7 }8 p不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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: v$ ?8 g  |$ K4 S( H人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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$ ]4 q. c+ ^7 Z3 l6 c不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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