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人之初:At the beginning of life. 5 m4 y7 d  O% i. H, f  o5 T

0 c# H+ K6 F* [( p性本善:Sex is good. # M# z; C- y/ W9 r

/ l  f) {% ^" \# a: f' X性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ) h, n+ V; O2 p/ u+ M
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 5 j, _# _+ l  k! V! X: O9 l- `( {

7 `5 ?) v: z; l2 `貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. / i2 ]& l" G  y) Y4 |7 ^

$ o( G: A8 F! `昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ) W9 {3 I8 c; M3 A2 W. d8 E0 T
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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8 n# j, r" ^9 u子不學:If you don't study hard, # m1 G$ i2 a* o# a. I2 E
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. : B, K9 @) s( t9 F( O/ _
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous + p" @4 e" ]  z7 q. ^: p

& ^) B0 J6 M6 m/ ?% U- a' l' m! E有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine : j! T7 H8 q" ]% V

- Z2 D# u$ O( b' t教五子 :All his five son took it & P! C9 K, `2 B# S% y" p$ o6 |5 w6 h
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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# K$ ~* J2 Z: k& ?5 V. D養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,   _+ E; g( k- O, _/ p6 w* \( B/ Q

$ T' V9 O. V$ s; x( T父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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$ L) y. k% m* y" b1 t師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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5 w, Z& J0 v" y+ _; E子不學 :You may refuse to study this + t! c) x+ o1 Z
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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7 B7 ]8 c+ V% n: F幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, $ G% c" T/ j6 j
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 4 |* l, Z. g4 c! m0 c# u* s* c9 C1 B
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, " K3 r. G9 i3 O8 g6 {+ |9 R

; j+ ^8 H4 B7 A1 q8 [不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. $ Q9 w! ?- z2 ]9 Z5 a

) k: K% `2 G1 n# d$ @' h人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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