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人之初:At the beginning of life. 6 U# p- W, x2 L8 w% A

! A+ J' z' y* B$ b" v性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. / k) D4 p" G1 P. ~" ?) B
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ' h+ n1 s1 s$ v! E  n
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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! A) f9 A4 ~- d( Z) Y教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 9 c5 u) D9 g7 @/ Z5 B) q
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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  k7 r/ D+ E6 j$ x* j1 f0 t# e子不學:If you don't study hard, 1 w) i, v( Z% m" [- F
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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; R" V$ B  g7 C# N' \* T( b. d0 a( c竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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6 {' T" ?5 z- Z9 F  a養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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7 U5 t! l( q" h" u3 k父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ) j7 Q3 w9 g- L4 m* v
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged # \* @, ~6 B4 y. s$ r9 q3 c7 a8 J

. r1 l& R, k' x8 }  }' [3 n% R玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, . v% p% [$ r/ O0 x2 H  l

6 A) X( [" Z6 _0 y; w不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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4 c7 t, ?6 G) P4 I1 N! X6 I人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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