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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life. 9 m# l* }9 {9 @3 Y- x$ `2 Y7 ^
2 u4 F. V3 z6 ?- n4 j( x性本善:Sex is good. 0 p" _# f+ C. Y6 t% a
. l ]8 N) q+ F4 a性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 6 x2 m$ v2 Q8 L$ o x: q! C
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. {$ N7 \! @1 N% h! p. m
6 M E, \' k; \5 ~1 E性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. " A& D) T: u) }6 z+ }
l5 i5 @0 U2 n4 w. R教之道:The way of learning it
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, K% u' ], v+ y, ~4 p9 i貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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' l( g( X+ @& @昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 6 o7 z$ x" B# x1 c1 U q
9 k! g# f3 |" M1 r" Y: O7 m l擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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* Y7 D) | b1 G' A# U斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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! Q4 b" D' F5 \* z9 h竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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" e" D+ ?2 j4 D# G% _- |4 a: A* @8 ^有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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* O6 h6 [: @2 V教五子 :All his five son took it ' b1 D3 x" B* P, r/ U
( z) o" y: @$ t名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. % f3 W! \$ ]- f! O7 g+ {
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ' H9 J3 {. I7 {6 M' K; |2 w
4 n5 h' v/ R2 l9 _% k3 @% p8 s7 o' Z父之過 :It is all your fault. 1 \- \8 y+ J9 T5 `5 ?5 F
. t2 }+ W% k( z1 h* u1 n教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this : M' ?1 m% ?' t& D9 K( q, h! }
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake : f& t6 t3 O( ?1 o t" a
5 Q; B* p$ R; }' ^% e幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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+ z) g3 D2 w+ K3 \6 }" K# O; b老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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6 ^7 `7 ?! f, O9 d- g7 A; P8 C玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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5 F! d6 t$ q' L9 w0 V不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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' i* ]9 \& Z' H3 ^人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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, D, g( M' M" z( X2 T5 X9 L不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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