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人之初:At the beginning of life. ( ]+ Z! L1 ?: V. V1 Y! N

. u5 r' Y* r8 I+ H' Z# r性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 0 h" F* e" `/ b7 j' i8 N

. ]2 D2 e( z6 m! t) @1 O8 ~+ p習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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4 P1 v  {% v! y- U7 z' [2 V2 U教之道:The way of learning it / H5 ~) \8 d! n+ i' v: y# u6 P2 ?
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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9 N" M) y0 S4 ?' ^/ @擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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# B2 _7 G7 @1 M  W' l! f* z' X子不學:If you don't study hard, ' R3 J& X* ~* @2 D

, B; L: h3 ?# o7 t$ s斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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6 F2 G( w/ [2 R# _2 D竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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& I' x+ `1 ?3 g5 `5 g! X: U教五子 :All his five son took it
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/ I9 a  s/ y7 q' {名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 7 ^6 g* i0 x& d8 H8 U
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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! c  F5 n$ r  i" e6 _" l5 R父之過 :It is all your fault.
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: H% p' V/ m* p$ R* h) }" g6 s  E3 K教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 1 ?7 T1 C# z# X+ [& Q' s

% ]; _' A, ^- X  O2 |, n/ y師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , l3 f. W+ G8 M' c4 N' j# Y
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this / o% G5 Z# y- w6 `3 c" t6 z( D

+ `2 H1 }( f4 ~5 Z8 Y5 e: l; t! i: g非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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' s5 p% G& o0 S) d老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged % m1 n  V+ {0 U8 V9 u8 T1 g
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 0 E: s9 p& z" U! ?' [8 O/ r
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. : y  p. Q# u: W, Q- Z

5 N2 E& }: r+ H3 o# ^人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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