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人之初:At the beginning of life. # I5 t2 I) a/ @0 |

' O+ c1 O2 r8 q7 R3 `2 H6 P性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. & U% e" `  m; P( D+ O# w

7 t7 }) \8 k9 r5 T3 D! z* o苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 0 U' w# G: ~* M: O+ B& D- Z

# y4 j  D4 ^) W* E  O( v  W性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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; t: ~$ q, b; w: o- @/ r$ V教之道:The way of learning it
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$ E; y9 I  i2 Y, f/ s0 F貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ) B( I7 U- {% p( k# m+ E
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng * ~% {; P5 _+ W2 t. [! ~1 w9 y

- j" V; ^9 s$ Y2 U! X6 |* T( h擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 7 ^' Q) x- @/ A; {: v

  Q( o0 h( J% B0 o- [# Q& W; ]子不學:If you don't study hard, & R) y/ }+ |1 F1 t; U, t, S/ ^

- y! Y3 A. |- M% u3 Q" ?斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 1 U7 }2 _4 U1 V1 T, R

8 |, R0 `4 D8 ~3 l! o教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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$ l7 R1 l3 Y8 O- Y: ], D父之過 :It is all your fault.
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5 f9 j/ K. U( u2 k5 O: E教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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6 K- r3 \$ p9 x$ H: }非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 3 k% m1 z$ E  F, d/ Q

/ M! J1 ~7 Z& X% K幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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6 r5 h; [0 K2 I5 W老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged & |7 M3 k% z$ T) X1 q& x

" O$ J6 `. [/ n, i3 c9 H. R玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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" N( E: K# Z  H不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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) H4 N7 K# f+ P人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ; R7 @+ C9 F* W6 t4 }: J

! l  D7 T3 N5 v0 n8 s0 S3 q8 `不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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