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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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1 R- Z7 o9 m( Y9 R q# ^性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. . l* Y! D* Z6 K5 M
! t$ x( W- d: }習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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+ r1 H7 d, Q. D. W& l- o( G性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 1 L# ?* a9 I! a3 `$ G
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. - i- |1 E4 ]' {! ?! S! K
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 5 V- e: {3 X) @2 B: c9 ?7 R* A, c
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, . a- h+ R' W+ {) M9 r
3 q8 [' G) t6 J; K# u) N斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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/ Y8 z4 _3 Q+ [' B) e1 e& T8 z' n6 h0 _7 |竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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- g) z0 o7 {% ^- | B4 j5 h/ a教五子 :All his five son took it
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1 S) P- g! L: a0 }' T( J, y名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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! o: F, H* |& g2 e2 L$ P, O父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ' L' C0 W; @ C; K$ `0 C- F
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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7 x% A6 k: R: j; s( N子不學 :You may refuse to study this 5 t: I' N6 K% c# x0 U$ X2 v8 j5 d* {
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake & F3 g) l3 f6 ?" I" _" L
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 8 d2 P' ^5 L# a8 ^" ^$ {
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 8 Q! [# o' p- V/ m/ q" T2 Y
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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. L. _( c5 t C& k不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. - E! w7 f3 m5 c; J6 n" R5 G; d0 v0 m
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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