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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 7 U# B" |' R4 s6 _5 ^

7 w4 c. i0 `9 w8 C性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 8 Y) V$ p* R- Q. K
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. " v4 f" C0 G* u& Q; y3 W6 m

' X( [9 c) e5 G5 U% q& n性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 2 M6 M: R7 J  t) S% G8 W
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教之道:The way of learning it 8 o) U5 T! J9 o0 L2 I
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng / n' J# I; v: P. M: d! s( e
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, % }& k8 g5 G; E; D' D5 B7 m  h
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous / i2 t2 o; P' [% I$ i
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine , o# J$ S) R* V" m1 I3 m6 S0 z

5 ?& w! u8 g3 \, n9 l教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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* s) K1 S5 ~, o養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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# e7 w1 G/ a& ~; Q" \4 \9 ?父之過 :It is all your fault. , C# R" Z  [# i  p
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 n" _# p# V! D' |' V% S

0 e3 }. z8 z+ n子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 3 t' P3 |7 A. x) I% a
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 7 O. u0 N) K* ], Z: e) N+ v
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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; U1 k8 \7 z( U- U/ V& e: Y玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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( V- u+ l9 u3 s不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 5 r' {  b9 F; g6 Y# U/ q

' {. i! O) U. J8 |# c5 e; _& r不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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