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人之初:At the beginning of life. ! l( Y" u8 b% r, _! }! B9 F2 N
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性本善:Sex is good. # H( \; v7 P6 f
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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+ _) Q$ W% D5 A: L習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. + [* j  i/ E6 c6 Y1 L5 d
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 0 j/ ]6 K3 x/ o; [

, [' @" k& m: _8 @/ a+ M; R& a9 A性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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, z0 q8 m( b# \9 ?/ N2 {教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ; k# v3 h/ n( Q9 G, J
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 1 M6 _( H# m, X/ [8 C+ \, v
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. $ L' n" P9 v! F3 t& q4 Q! F
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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" S$ v) |8 N2 ~% S1 p+ X  {斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 7 W& j+ Z( d( w5 |/ O
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it : s) w' w8 f  R0 x, b
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 5 v; I6 E2 |3 Z2 {& j. B

, G6 R+ e, t5 z$ U( c2 B5 q$ x- B養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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- D- [& i& E5 ?) L$ n$ l父之過 :It is all your fault. + a' Q) a# k: b
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, . n  j7 M; |1 P! ~2 }5 B( k
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 6 R& j6 A: V. i9 a

2 k+ X; [9 K0 S2 P3 ~子不學 :You may refuse to study this 9 _; k  _6 {4 Z2 r

/ l) D) M9 t6 ?( F非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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) |/ `* k" b# e- w; L6 n# I1 \老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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# s1 M2 J# K6 X( r& w9 B/ O$ \玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ) A) P9 K" Z. B4 A

; n2 j$ t# ?5 T. P不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.   t' Z9 [, f, V( q
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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