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人之初:At the beginning of life. & H# b, n' ]+ }8 ?7 a8 }/ P

6 A- t9 r  E6 k+ H5 W性本善:Sex is good. 8 |# H3 ]" w) `7 W2 p$ \
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 3 A; Q; r  e: ]* U6 ]! V7 n: Z" Y& U

0 z$ h' N" I* |6 B9 d& i+ D習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ' |9 }( Y$ ?( X: t( u7 B  c+ m( o" B

1 ?. _" K1 h# @8 ^苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 4 Y  X% O2 P) a! x; ~  i

7 s. ]$ P% x, v1 O2 X性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. * }4 Q1 Z5 p& ^" V

4 d+ v4 ?9 K8 [6 d7 J1 A& |教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. / M5 x0 T; x, K1 u+ q( X8 x/ N

- t7 ]# `9 w7 z6 Z1 u9 }9 M昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 3 d- I/ j: c8 d! S- m6 M
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子不學:If you don't study hard, ( n$ u' G3 y5 r" F' M9 x
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. . P0 ~: W/ U# Y# I, P
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous % J, e+ v2 ?  |& O( z# S+ _4 P
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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- w* E1 H  O- f- ]3 @  l+ Q名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. $ w( d2 u) a. N6 Y7 x
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ! ~7 [/ J1 E& Z& }( P1 j

* X* v" F0 Y7 ]7 f  y  }& J教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 9 `9 i! \0 `; D/ |6 J/ [6 B/ ]' p
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. / c% _9 [, \- B+ k9 Y8 z: e

* ^3 A+ g0 B$ X: K2 f( L& d子不學 :You may refuse to study this 0 U1 P/ F8 D* G! Y' n

  H+ D3 k$ C; g1 H非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 2 @0 H( w# b& S1 h; e

& a, r' L& H  k/ |! @老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ) \5 u+ |, ^9 S1 m+ G  y. X0 D" }

0 q( |/ w2 M2 {# Q: c9 _- L玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, " B* T2 H! h4 m' F
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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- \' \$ T6 s/ T! y; z8 O8 B人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 6 G% o0 h9 O- ]) ?  n

; d+ T$ f5 Z' E; k% c不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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