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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 9 H0 I  i( k( R- k, E
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. # r* D1 \4 l& y

# z/ Y/ ~7 w, {& w* t3 J苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 3 V; E4 Q4 J6 ~3 t7 [( B' K7 u
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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+ E' Y" X6 d0 i  Q" ~擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ) @3 M& D3 S# _. t1 Y6 \

' v* Q. q; `! J2 l. n子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ' m$ {+ k+ y* P, E# l
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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$ G- e# T! T$ p* [教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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/ k) \1 O" D6 F+ q% t養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 6 o+ K2 g& `" t8 C

* V' \" [. v# M; {父之過 :It is all your fault.
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' B  l: b- i" j教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, * w4 \! L  M  y' {
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. : w  y$ U! y8 |9 |3 D
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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, [; u  z2 j3 @. C& ]非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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" y3 I, x' \5 d" A3 F幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, % y. m, Y$ d8 B5 y

- n8 N" Q+ l: m- D4 {老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged - C8 N0 h5 K4 I* ?& o1 H6 c

$ N8 E. A8 n; R$ C, k  [) q6 ^玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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1 p8 E) o1 P, |% _9 R* P7 A1 Z不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 6 R8 A& P# t, Z4 F, X

) m4 V3 i" o6 y2 l; R人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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2 B; X0 w1 Q- f& l不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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