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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life. 8 E( k* J3 A D. t7 h9 \/ J, x
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性本善:Sex is good. * K% I9 C# j& k% {/ {4 @5 j
7 B0 z1 }0 c% b' z5 g4 M性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. . |1 \ G2 _& x
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. " n9 p I& I) N% y, k6 R
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ( S7 R* y9 J( x% X* v
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教之道:The way of learning it ! _( b% M' q% o: v0 ^
; g, k2 C$ m# E5 z5 W: L" Y$ i貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. " X6 j( `' h% u& ~. P* Q/ l
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ! v( C7 i) H' P4 q1 R2 H( a5 M
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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& S1 g# Y) s/ Q: P9 d; k子不學:If you don't study hard, `6 h% @( E8 H
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous # b7 r& K6 l3 q& N; \% }
* Y, c3 [4 C+ B! w. W有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine & J; ?& P* i0 @. D, V: r- t
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教五子 :All his five son took it # T. |+ ]/ A6 u I$ k
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 5 o9 v: b* m- M- R/ m2 I% y
! \# w9 J" n4 E( u養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 0 {7 x7 u ~! d0 `! q( Y
1 B' X0 v0 T* J7 p2 _父之過 :It is all your fault. . U$ j- Y2 b \. F4 \1 M9 c, B
' \2 x. K1 R- Y& N教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, u, [& x+ F% J) v: K
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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0 N" x3 G4 a. F, b% y非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 3 a/ \' O' ~& V: Q! u
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, , t* ~$ K7 G0 T9 Y. D
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged * e* c# e, y; w! {* g, q3 g2 r
/ k7 |5 B: ~- q+ {) |1 C- |玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, / T1 T* A0 [2 q9 i% j
0 b2 T+ q# e# a' x不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, # E& J% h, ^# I* q* B
. W% L7 Z( P6 d! x2 w: I5 L1 g, S( I不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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