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人之初:At the beginning of life. 2 ?* S7 h% j% U' A* ^, ]! s6 ]

$ y4 D& J1 ?" s. E( Q4 h性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 9 R, i" J- @; C' K8 a

" A3 b; A) Z3 B- P* }: ^苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. / L3 _/ Z3 g; L
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. & \; q* h) k$ e) T1 x& A" I

* T, z0 o9 Y6 S4 f. a教之道:The way of learning it ' T- c3 T- N+ o0 P, [% x" ]

1 m+ l  a$ }% P: J' \+ B貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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) L, c$ b( z' z) K/ r昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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/ T; ~& L. `# |" Q( c/ u" u擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. + [7 @2 A" ^- ]

/ ^. u! c  {3 \" m) |; U  I子不學:If you don't study hard, & \+ |8 `8 p9 S! V; J
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ) \0 X* f7 Z+ @, ?# `7 V1 T

$ {# F! C- l$ m0 T竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 5 ?0 F' X! W- X' I; C' j5 l8 d3 \
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 9 s. C: `0 Q) w! y5 j
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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4 y& U; f! l0 G3 x9 K養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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3 D, G4 y5 F8 O1 g父之過 :It is all your fault. 0 @" O& I4 x0 t" `4 }+ r
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, % u; X3 w# F& I) c2 C/ J7 @

2 g3 h4 g5 E% ]# W6 [師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 6 O$ e" A% e. M; {- I- U! e
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ' U- a& P, `5 e6 Y0 z

7 H& @0 F0 b  a6 {6 c( M( h非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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3 ]* f  q( ^( Q- s9 k& u幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 9 {2 F: ^7 ?. U0 @/ g% g

% d) f, j' e' U7 G9 \  R老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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( }6 u# T+ _6 O5 b1 f玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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$ K/ ^" q- j( O& I. @& [人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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' U! l3 ^3 Y- ^不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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  c( ~2 s& B5 F4 hposted before
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