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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. & Y; w( |9 d) C8 Y
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 5 a. j4 o/ w8 f" v- J3 X

9 }) v* P" _0 @* ]苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 2 w! h: F7 v+ b. }$ i4 @
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. # A# p2 d; i1 Y

% n6 C$ c5 n, e昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. + K( A( D3 T* p' H" f5 h; C. W
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 1 Y7 q- b5 h+ f. f

( T4 R1 q( |  |/ [0 v0 l7 [3 b斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ( u7 Q7 O. @: V& u1 E, r

3 m! O, Y% W, D: D; g竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous : L8 Y& ^/ J5 Z& \$ i- E) K

' G; ]" r* [" }+ K5 V6 R+ N) |' v3 m有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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; f5 C# a$ J5 J+ \1 f. @2 W名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. / h$ Z- N7 ^3 ^' l5 N; l& O
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, / H6 d5 B2 }! a5 v
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 5 s9 p7 \1 W$ O' k0 z

. M/ E" D3 R" S4 }6 H教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + ^0 m8 ]6 C, p

" D0 F- G$ M" p5 @: k3 q師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ; E( @5 g! G; [

& c( ?- v" W& S8 @# m* |子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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" b3 O! {) w8 M7 x; m; X非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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0 s" I6 g2 C* P. G幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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! B+ s9 m) o+ j老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 2 d  O8 i3 Z# u: w4 D: N3 s6 }
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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% }5 f, o, _5 L: `' ^不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 9 [( q( J4 h4 `9 Z

. D/ M8 R" J" b人不學 :If you don't learn sex, , E7 k/ j5 y& Y4 R; ~; A0 o

4 ^6 {; H- N% r: e9 W) T5 M/ p不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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