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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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5 x' R! o: C8 Y* R) s: S3 X3 g性本善:Sex is good.
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9 a; P, i0 a4 D& E& h1 G$ t性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. # S: o2 r1 ^; U( k- L0 R% e

* k: A( b; R, ]. M* I0 ^+ w習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ( ?7 b7 |  U! p$ J0 J

  p8 t" P* R; }/ x# r$ _性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 1 K8 P, G  l" q0 h* Z8 v

2 [3 r& e1 b  g* B貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. # m, ~3 z4 n5 b

* z. W" a( e; N8 ?0 a3 J昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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. Y, m8 m- r8 H9 Q2 N% }7 R子不學:If you don't study hard, 4 N1 P9 Y- I* X9 W" [, l% o

# I  w& y( l& r斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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- r& z9 f# d! d" e竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 8 F3 D1 D3 B. g6 Y4 ]9 ^" t

, G! q) ~1 O/ `有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it   I) G- b$ ]- C+ }4 V; {

$ @# t5 Q  [: N0 m3 ]+ `名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 1 o7 g3 L& ~/ n# @- u# [* N- G( j

* T8 N* \6 \" Q  n, x) o) p父之過 :It is all your fault. # P# n" }3 @. U, W+ _
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + m4 P( B8 z8 @

# |0 u8 r' j' z* |: [8 q; t) ^7 N師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. $ l$ x7 V$ F, x

8 M) F8 d$ t9 y1 N$ t* f# B& A子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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$ w2 S5 u+ C! z非所宜 :but that is a real mistake % \( V( T3 B1 M) o, C- L4 N6 O

! n- d3 v" a9 \& B; w幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 0 H# {. e( D9 @" C) n
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ( j/ \+ @" T9 D

1 ~+ o0 h+ |4 R玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 8 a/ u6 a5 n; h( e" p( J6 @
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,   i2 A! M+ U6 ]! C3 l% y% w
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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