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人之初:At the beginning of life. : {3 [6 m' t6 M# y: n
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性本善:Sex is good. " |' u3 v- r. z7 b! @

$ L+ y" W0 L% x8 ~性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. + `$ D, D3 S+ `$ N; e

+ Q  M* [# E* f% c+ N  T! t: a苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ! s* J( ^  N" i6 q$ h* L' m7 f

6 @# i: C* e, f: f  T性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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7 u% W- }- n3 d教之道:The way of learning it ' }0 C8 Q; i5 C

; m3 s4 j7 K: R  Z/ J& ~1 A貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 7 s6 i9 T* [- G* }6 L* |

. h" P$ G4 F+ X2 m1 o. Z' i+ m昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ' J& ?- `& c  a, i. C$ c8 Y$ {* d
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ' n9 u  ~. \7 I& O# y

8 u0 P& X0 R% q, f" @( p子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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4 D& P5 {! ~4 R& L" f9 k0 V0 L養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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) p5 n3 X4 k* o8 X- ?6 {; `父之過 :It is all your fault.
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- D$ M* m/ z7 \  ~# w, i1 M教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, . l: c+ P! r+ R8 M! t3 D

6 Z# F" \' s' i5 [/ {2 \4 N師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. $ l7 c* K; E. m& F% R8 e6 Q

( _4 s9 I) v8 M8 ^, n6 g6 b子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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; K6 y( w- [5 F! p非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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; l0 a6 y" @! u7 O玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, . E+ o, b- o5 `# q+ k
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. * W2 V! i# b* E
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, / M1 ?, [* ?2 y$ F: m

* G& ^( U- r& Z/ m: Y不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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