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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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' ]0 [; B# J- L) Y8 m" a6 o習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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$ Q& ?4 }. v% \. c0 C性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 0 U9 j+ @% F2 @, U4 P. F/ X
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. $ }! L% w6 r/ U! t: m' t/ q
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 2 R5 A. X' O; i8 p8 a

6 z) A! m' H4 K1 ?' h& a7 I! x: G擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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! j( r4 [) A& w. W; n' V子不學:If you don't study hard, : J) G% G! E' C  d

+ S9 y& M. A' V斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous   _7 E: q6 I% k" S

+ e2 i' j) Y2 j9 l' ]有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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+ Y' y4 \8 p1 W3 q  U- k% z$ r教五子 :All his five son took it - R$ {$ G+ S$ i
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 9 ?6 h" s+ B; S, ?" F
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,   c6 U; l1 n$ \  e$ _/ [. j* U

" ], e- a+ n2 U2 m6 [  @* m父之過 :It is all your fault.
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( p6 G+ S( D- d4 O( Z2 }- g2 Q7 G. _$ e8 S教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, % U6 Z, G2 O1 d: {/ p1 t- v
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this $ \; ~1 f' b' P% E
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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5 o' t8 v% o; s; |8 e" B幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ) X2 P% J. R0 g2 W5 T: n; k6 R  x

% _7 C1 Z9 g; G6 W老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ) F0 ^/ u# C+ H! ?2 t6 e( X
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 6 x" O$ j; e% _& G% F8 ?

. U8 m9 Q2 [3 K) o: P人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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" e/ P9 O! [1 h! X- T- H, \( v不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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