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人之初:At the beginning of life. . A1 u% l# S! t8 X* t1 q

8 `2 P  y% [. z* g5 c( `# k性本善:Sex is good.
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( B5 I% a* L7 ]* m9 @, o. S性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. & y* @% `; B" O2 s8 c+ w
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. $ X# r; i% K; k- r
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. # w2 ~/ q8 e2 ^* X; N
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教之道:The way of learning it
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) R# V9 ]' z5 Z$ m' G貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.   }( t. G6 f3 L/ P; O

* N7 l6 l2 L6 C4 p8 K昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 5 _' v  x. v6 ?
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. * Z$ S3 m0 x5 {  @2 e
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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) o6 m3 a: `1 S8 n9 q斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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) s/ {' U7 W0 F+ W, k1 Q1 g1 p/ d1 H竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous $ a5 z  ~6 y% I. [2 o; y1 ?, ~3 F
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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* R& V: D- u. k% y  ?教五子 :All his five son took it ! y& @2 k; l" Q! I" D. ~2 N8 Q
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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" B" i8 R; v: p1 z父之過 :It is all your fault.
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- T% g3 I7 W% H" C  M; K8 `9 [教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, % y4 Y* g8 E: h9 G% h
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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" g( O8 a; s$ t8 z; n( n- I3 Y子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ) k) c. e7 }8 X& I( b  b

# ]6 C/ ?% z3 ~/ X' x幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged : ^( C9 E9 c$ n2 |1 J" {0 p5 u% ~

: D+ @) V' ~% ?2 v玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, " U3 u6 z+ @7 r) u- l/ n- R

" x; N4 a" s7 G# m不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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