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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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( {5 R; Q1 n0 T* b* ~1 K性本善:Sex is good. 7 [5 H% K/ ?8 K

; Z) K" q8 y: T/ P" p2 q, t1 [5 W, L性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 1 F4 \6 P8 k/ f9 {. e  l+ G; l7 l

7 O5 u9 ^. Z+ K% |4 K& n習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. / G; O9 u8 Y# F) M% U* S& a9 C% C- t

1 ]) E; \; X' i; l苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. # V$ N8 e/ [- F$ t6 b8 ?: B! `
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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8 O2 @- f; }3 ?6 v/ u0 u教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 4 |! P6 L' I# E

" }* \  k* K3 d4 S  [' v昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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* U+ I* I0 a: J8 C2 f- v擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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$ d# ^1 P9 o  t/ S子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5 A& T1 c5 P# [4 R5 t8 Z+ t/ i! x

4 R9 d  ~( ~; [* m2 T竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous / f! l6 F8 F; ?3 }" W* `9 s8 @  @' G! r
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 4 E- V" r& K7 Y8 P
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教五子 :All his five son took it 3 U. d- m/ m) e5 n# p
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 4 a2 [1 [, b4 h2 |2 u

  v( F- \9 ~8 w, F* q+ N養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ' B" ~1 v; `- b( b$ A

0 U, d  L, M! U6 n  \) p: G父之過 :It is all your fault. , K) I# g- J7 @# r) z
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + g7 @" j9 _0 ~# L
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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" |6 }( X: S) M$ j- S1 G- q* p子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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1 q( s) n9 t7 N! K! ]非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 2 k* x! ?  V0 n

# V3 Q& \3 ]% q7 H  L& J3 j幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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1 R2 }' @, Z) M- S$ B不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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