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人之初:At the beginning of life. - M/ J: [6 j( R! w; T. O

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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. - k. a  S# p0 o3 [  i

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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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  T5 |3 @1 w+ H, v+ I7 ~& A昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 0 r/ l( U( F0 O1 N( T
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 7 M3 }% V6 ]2 q1 z( C& T  Q/ b
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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5 h" e) j) f* n2 D有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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. X5 K9 Y4 [" ?3 X. Q8 _名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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- L$ U7 X8 s1 ]3 _, M養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 1 U) i" X4 k, o7 L8 i' d; r1 M8 n
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 9 o% O+ I/ U: O6 N# Z3 J. p6 [9 F

+ s, Z7 O8 ]3 A1 P4 k; H5 b教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,   v( A( ^- t, A5 n2 V

6 c3 ^- _8 M: b  Y6 P$ m6 I* r師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 1 X3 }: P% R6 @
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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  l& G9 r1 m  `& K: Y9 B不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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- W1 ^, G, }2 q) @  F  \人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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