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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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# M0 K1 e! e3 |/ n1 b性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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4 P0 Y  e8 s8 `& n習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. + d) ^1 A. |4 {; N

' a* U: Z# O% H( R/ s苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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0 i# L5 b: a4 U+ O0 A性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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5 \8 p8 B3 l. w5 W( k! H教之道:The way of learning it ) q  M! h8 x+ c  R2 O1 s7 |0 ]
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. # }; _4 }. Q, P# l9 S7 y

) c2 W1 |5 P5 N/ a7 ~# k昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 7 c3 r4 C, _% ^

5 f4 |, G! T4 d' T2 @擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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, A  ^, R/ t$ P% Q, m2 Z& y斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 6 b5 P# j* Z! _8 W1 b

& x1 Q9 N7 @  c5 G3 a/ U有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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# t+ a! {2 x9 u% j教五子 :All his five son took it
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2 `( x- q8 D) O9 ~& `名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 1 a, x9 X0 b0 g' n1 Q$ _8 t
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 8 S+ w/ n# q( _- A+ V" N7 G
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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8 j9 D9 h3 `7 ~4 B玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 6 i& t) c+ C6 {0 D2 X% O

% e; l0 H9 y$ C2 O. O9 y不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ; [; U1 D. G! {! S) i
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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