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人之初:At the beginning of life. 2 u# E* s( v6 `5 p' r/ d
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性本善:Sex is good.
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, _! j$ |7 E. Q5 `/ M* }- d性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ( ?1 Q/ J$ \$ U6 l
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 6 ]3 t2 E# Z& n: S# i* t, M0 q

& N6 @& s& M' p. f* Y+ W/ _性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 4 }! P( C2 u) S0 U
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教之道:The way of learning it ) E& ]) Z+ M% u) k% H9 w) ?, t
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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' ^9 Q- e1 [0 j5 p& O& D: X7 D昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng , H7 y0 r. B9 ^  r. E7 u

6 w3 C$ R) [" N; W1 S擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, ! Q" w6 B  ~. X
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 0 K* @0 Z  ?6 H- [  S
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous * m: W. l2 t3 o) [" @% |7 F( N

& e0 d; j4 k6 v/ t6 b+ a有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine + ^% u) x- |9 {8 D. E6 z8 u& y

; J0 j! f' y1 d7 H9 v6 ]教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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& g8 w* c8 M& k養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + K8 C1 \0 T4 g% U3 V2 [6 e

  U6 Q( y  |1 e3 B! v師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ' L1 r( [* U" h* N- W1 e

8 ^# g8 T  ?! ~2 [子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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( i9 `* l( R* O& f  ^! `& C5 m幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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5 n  k" m3 j0 ?* h- J老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged % ^/ z9 F# U0 S9 D8 T. ~
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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6 V* }/ u) l8 N$ p不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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