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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. * o* z& @4 K7 o6 N, l7 b( K" A

6 Y% Q: U# [: ~: l1 Z: R% `* O習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. + ?# y' f$ v6 }- B5 X! b0 Z* g8 }
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. . d0 @) Y& U, [4 ~5 B% H

' Z$ q$ c7 p3 D1 m性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. % b5 u* c! ?2 `8 E0 Z2 i

% s. \0 M# C) h/ K! T% M教之道:The way of learning it . k- i" m7 n2 `! R
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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( V+ H5 r$ C) H: L4 ?  P9 P* H0 Y0 A擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. * G5 e" g5 v! u: R7 b
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 5 t" W$ u* _5 |/ l  Y( p8 C
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 3 R4 S. s# }+ V- ?( P& d( {

9 H+ r* _9 }9 q3 w竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 1 n" n+ n: d: v9 s" m
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, / O- g7 W& m$ E
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, : E  g8 N" S9 m" Q9 d6 i
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 w  W9 @) x8 a+ x7 Y" J; n3 C8 b

% Y5 S  u/ v) c子不學 :You may refuse to study this $ p# P" T5 i" o, `  ?- ]' k( }' x
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake . s* K' B# @# S* i+ a8 @) h

" @' h. s0 S5 R9 t9 m幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 6 k( m  j4 L1 _9 W  A' G9 {& j5 |
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 8 z% w1 }  r& \# u
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, " Q; M" o- Y9 o: ^9 y! H$ n/ N& }. R# J6 o

2 H  u# H5 l0 u, E0 K4 O7 {& h9 n不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, / w7 F" T) r9 Y( N

" D) w' c) l& P( I# h不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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