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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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1 K. s- m. u8 q) P; {2 \性本善:Sex is good. / \! c% {$ u+ D5 D6 r

1 H2 ]! x+ x" ^# t  v, k5 P3 h# d性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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0 _1 B; W/ ^# {3 w( O習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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, {/ w, n' K* p2 {1 K( z1 K苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. $ F4 o# ^. J7 U1 }8 k6 d3 @7 b

/ e* c, ]9 F* D/ [性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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5 Y1 k9 R: B. ]9 |, G5 v# Q* [昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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; ^  }& @! D  V0 y8 R0 M擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. . F; l# v4 X0 U: v7 S

: H/ X( C2 L# k' Y' L: K: ]子不學:If you don't study hard, 0 y# S* x8 k  ^) M7 I  T$ ?* X

7 A( Q& ?! c* v, K斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous / ?! B" A$ `. @  }, a

( e! T" B2 i% {/ Z% x有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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% E6 A! b! I+ H$ \! u6 e名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. * k+ @& ]# s9 X

1 X1 W6 _4 C5 I6 i養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 8 s. @' O7 y+ m

/ }0 v4 J) S# r4 n; a) S! Q父之過 :It is all your fault.
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0 P, H: [; v3 n, c5 v教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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, M* C% l7 b& [6 h  ]& A! V師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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3 ]0 T. p; p" x非所宜 :but that is a real mistake : ?9 O/ h5 G, W6 A; N
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, - c8 Z) f, f) T; u* O( d
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 4 z& U) I5 F6 p5 r- P7 ?# ]; D

# t/ I$ h6 R/ \9 s. ?玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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/ v1 e5 U0 C# P5 u  [) i& T/ k人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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3 l6 t, o; r% x7 ?; G* D不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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