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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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2 Y* n! I: p+ m7 Q; ?性本善:Sex is good.
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( {! h+ k7 @7 x- w* E7 ~: f3 ^" x! B性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. / ^. r1 b0 ]# c' m- Z! ]/ y

# o$ [' Z9 r1 d0 p習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 8 s( b/ p! z, A) o

# j% {: z* I8 T% c苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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, z8 x+ @  X% f) x性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. % {  h% f& T' X: w) K/ j

* K* A2 A" E' |& q3 Y教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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" Y, {+ [/ @2 s* O" s昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng + z2 f8 R% z& q% ~. p0 r
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, / \8 S; G2 J0 C( ?! Z. u2 Z

" |: @0 n% _8 R5 G斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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0 X% ^" Y( N. |7 ?2 K  W有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine % p+ q3 r) p3 ^9 b

( i6 A* O8 s  @! @/ a- X: h+ n教五子 :All his five son took it : M) ]0 _* ?. L8 n  F# u. l
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. : y9 t9 G  x( |7 Q  E& G7 W, }# n$ F5 c
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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/ _+ J" i: d% i父之過 :It is all your fault. ' F' U& b& E5 R, D  ~2 R

- u3 G4 r& O- |+ O+ L" V) O教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, " }5 I+ ?$ t$ R$ |+ n

9 q' c7 E% j% F7 _! j9 w( \師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. / o3 H' [6 ?8 Q" v$ V

% P! G8 H4 t" Y. T7 ?# }& u子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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; W$ V+ Y3 i( Y4 ~9 O5 r非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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% J6 }! }. I  L% e幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, $ l/ I' l( s$ ?$ R
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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  {8 L6 h, C" x! Q不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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* P; M' P% X0 [+ g; U不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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