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人之初:At the beginning of life. # A, V/ m' B7 t2 @0 e$ A9 B9 R. I6 O8 o

7 z9 P$ _. k) l; Q# p( K- ~3 D性本善:Sex is good. 1 \4 l$ {# l$ j1 ]$ v# u& I) Y% b
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. - Z5 F4 ?" G% [  H1 h
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ; K6 k* \" `* O  T4 S: g
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. . L( y6 l: J" S2 g9 s

8 G* s7 v* v- C# X3 k& X性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. - ?* V" s6 O8 d5 m# Y, A) e# w) ^
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教之道:The way of learning it ! U6 f6 h+ p0 U) m* f. x  {
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng / b5 ^$ ?+ F1 V& [9 B
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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( _, A0 q, f; A) g子不學:If you don't study hard, 3 F2 l" c- X- U9 V  ~4 \

% [/ n: U! U. w+ c, b斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 9 Z1 L' M, @- l
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ! Z) a' r' W! {8 Q; f# J

; K- A/ {7 G& F9 e8 t7 _9 \' Q& u有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine % N8 j( P& {  Z- |+ K( ?

. [9 t. f( \6 K0 f4 x1 _9 {教五子 :All his five son took it " V; O. _; A  b, F/ C2 |1 H' \
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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/ j) i' B4 D! r5 `) A+ }" s- M, T師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # p7 u5 X" [$ J# ~6 P1 w" g- w
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 7 V; X1 x# b' x# c0 S
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,   _$ \# c+ @8 k' z5 O: i
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged / \( D9 D4 E, P3 \

6 m7 u' @: J! d8 G2 H2 `/ [/ Q* B玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, / R& K. @# w& X+ ?  J* ^( t) F9 [, @

. o2 f; q' N2 O$ G2 p: g7 E不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ! v' \" h& P8 q0 l0 V0 N8 {8 q' y8 ]. N
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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1 Y( v- b4 o) J8 D; x5 s+ [; N$ B6 g, b不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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