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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. ) M" `& v* k" N
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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. m: z- B9 r7 p習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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/ k5 T' J$ j! G5 j' E* d+ [6 B苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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0 ?7 a8 A* j7 j( h2 Q% L) ]性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. * T% c5 D( B! `/ G7 o/ N2 i* ?
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 9 S; ?1 J9 z1 f# a1 s

5 B* _  F5 m" Z7 A擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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2 X. h! \. Z: [斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 9 _* V5 R6 l% L% s% b& f* k4 x

& M2 o2 j* x/ `/ ~竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 0 n% n- E: b9 L9 q& z

  J6 s5 t. c$ u, }1 g: y名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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! B$ Y2 S' ]" x, H. b養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 9 Y" [0 w3 J0 h4 D, R" i

+ X2 f2 I4 O7 u父之過 :It is all your fault. ! ?( W: z6 S- h8 F# X, r
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, & P3 F; E+ E& a/ q2 {
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 8 z: ~" a* {$ t5 ?3 ]- z& W7 A

8 t" q0 x1 y: y! g$ J子不學 :You may refuse to study this ! \+ K4 |+ X+ z+ Y' c- o4 }( l

# M" U  g, W, z7 a非所宜 :but that is a real mistake # ]" I8 F( X9 M

: ^* d) c  K8 q7 s% t8 D幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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- x) {% Y3 w2 b) R- M6 Q- y7 y老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged - w' S) ]9 r$ W; v, }- r2 b1 h0 `

" ]% s9 ~) O( ~7 ?玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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- M; B: x9 P1 Z( y- L) s不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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; P0 ^1 M# A; W. v& m' N; C人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ' B6 Z/ b  ~; n) B* l$ C2 ?# L! k( s; Q

( B( t  c( r( N不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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