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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. ; F; d# M! i  q( \6 U' @, i

0 I5 e  d* i- T性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 8 t- B6 k  r/ s, N' [) J

/ m5 M8 N8 i/ p& h' s, i7 Q$ _& @習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. : F0 O2 R& l5 s4 b' H" M
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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# t7 P# u5 q$ }  y6 J1 K8 x貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. / r9 k0 v/ N% [) s! J$ ]
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ' |& Y: ]0 @+ Y1 x2 _4 C# J* l

0 R7 A6 t0 s1 O擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 6 Q  s3 J. D7 n; P9 J
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子不學:If you don't study hard,   k+ O2 W+ T0 z4 @
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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% f8 d7 {% d5 ~2 _竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 0 C, n1 k9 A/ r' L( x

1 h2 g% }. u) D. ?' T2 m有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. : b* ~& Q& j6 R

+ S" O- @! Y1 n" W0 }養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. : a8 o" ~% m: C* E, F8 V5 a
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 2 ^. J' q! x! d5 y9 E

5 ]0 {5 D! }! n4 a; \/ i/ l4 o. U子不學 :You may refuse to study this 6 n' a$ i* N. g( N# B9 t# E! F
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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( i$ H4 r: R! ^2 t2 K0 H幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ( f9 r; b4 t6 v: |1 h' O/ ?; r$ N/ w
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, / ~) `  f8 n2 l6 ~

3 B3 v/ r8 h9 }+ y不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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