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人之初:At the beginning of life. ' C0 W% `" u4 \) c, m  I
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.   p) X( s$ S7 B/ W' \: s* G: y

. P( j- H! [8 H2 D! e性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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# a+ M  U2 S. F: Z) ?0 j教之道:The way of learning it . m# f, b  [. a, U, {/ H  \
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 0 U* R8 l- X% I! u# \$ L

3 }, K+ a+ i* y% T/ t1 \8 T昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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' p% y6 i/ c' y- v( L% [& I斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ; B6 e& d/ @0 w& \7 K- ?- L. i4 }
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous # \1 J% @% Y9 U
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ! ]- U# r' z  D; ?* o3 v" M5 X

% g! ]$ p9 E% C/ J$ P教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 3 @. m( s3 G# m/ E0 Q
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 1 h7 ^$ F, w( k: x+ i: h! n$ V
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父之過 :It is all your fault. + b; l1 n, b% i! C+ ?, ]# [
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ! Z- j$ s) |: E# x$ Z( E  j; p

& q. h5 Z  a3 t: S9 ?, ^" L' {師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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4 Y  B5 Q# U) T- ?4 T4 Y子不學 :You may refuse to study this : _3 |' A: m# V$ x/ B
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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0 i8 Y) g% @0 [' P9 ?% R) W幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged $ S/ e/ R$ X, Q( t9 n& \

$ _5 A) F3 r* \; i- M- I' \玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 2 F( r" D0 J2 E

; H2 W7 s$ ]9 `4 L不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. . Z% A! ]" m" P: |5 @- E) U6 K2 G" D

' I/ `  g: d" X6 j* I& ^" }人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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- Y# f) w0 j$ J  \; Z# A不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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