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人之初:At the beginning of life. % m/ f0 J0 U4 F5 y5 z5 k" a

3 x" N  n1 _1 ?$ J$ M; a性本善:Sex is good.
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4 _: U6 G( i- X" N性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 1 |& A3 B. B7 o5 \
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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) W  m8 D& @& Q3 Q% a7 |苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ; Z$ B6 z9 Q' Y4 U* \
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 9 Q: x" p  [9 s

  ]6 G) I  |+ g" x  O3 z6 l擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. * }, e) E9 P) [/ W, X; x& t( J

) m% ~  s4 C* ]5 ~子不學:If you don't study hard,
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& i% U. w" `7 V% Z斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ' ^( {: N4 t" v) Y* H
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ) U! B4 O6 I. c2 b( ?% J% u
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 8 {* F( Z4 s3 ]& r! ]
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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% Y# r6 W! c' y4 R5 p名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ) o5 ]8 [/ D; F1 ^3 ~0 h$ q9 ?, I+ R  b
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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/ ^$ {6 D% @7 b" e6 G父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, - I" K" [6 Y( e% t+ |

" p. ~9 [$ A& N; N  ]6 N師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 3 V1 g5 o! ^: G) h) X+ a

$ e: R% P9 R+ ^- V非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 8 T  l. a& C5 V, f; N% j, B! t

: O& Z4 O3 `( J! r8 x& [' a幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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" S( D, u( t0 c6 q6 M9 B" T, C! Q老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged . Z# v. |* `4 |: P2 E+ H$ |

1 |/ }. P! `& Z8 _& R玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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/ {5 m4 u; {) o4 I1 ]7 W不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. : Y' g, ~0 @3 V5 r

; H# B/ y% S: q人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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& c" _& ~/ h* _2 c- Y6 Y不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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