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人之初:At the beginning of life. . G5 ?2 B' V& R6 K
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性本善:Sex is good.   g' }9 c. Q- A/ C+ ]) H% r

" ^4 |% J3 V- g8 `性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. # ?* N- Y3 y# O/ D/ \
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. . w2 i9 \3 \+ _5 A4 U9 c
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 8 z% p. f- m# p/ K, L
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. . H  X! b( ]: F2 k1 o/ `4 K1 G4 b

8 U1 ]  ^4 _# I  k7 @, {教之道:The way of learning it ( D+ x3 j; u$ v- B( p8 E- [

" {) @1 x9 T  s貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 7 R; Z; z9 ?! q5 Y

; G" [: E- X4 k5 ]昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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/ |1 a% q, M0 ]2 Q: W! `  R9 t子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous + _% c! b" w2 x; ?& x8 z
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine + Q% u  [- ?" P7 D: l

6 L$ D3 A+ z: m& A" y5 f; N教五子 :All his five son took it & ?$ L0 W3 c  s4 `" u& L7 z

, f& B7 l) ^7 d$ N: K名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. , d9 U9 S. f' `' ]6 t

+ U6 f" h( i/ i9 c$ G. S* v0 i養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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5 h4 `: o5 @1 Z" T, R* F- y父之過 :It is all your fault.
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9 o; M* k4 D' ~7 O' t教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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3 W( ]7 _  e% |% X0 q8 S& q師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ) P7 H$ M1 w7 w& J! E3 u

: a! }& ?( G# p2 @. O+ f* s: B子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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$ ~* z/ ]( j0 V9 g' w非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ; V! `- J2 q- l4 M+ O6 V9 s

0 D  P9 S# q# h- {! i- i3 V$ `0 l幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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2 s4 z$ V$ K1 Z) |: D, L% \& m老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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+ p' j0 z/ a+ `5 _. _玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 7 @  ~# M. x, O9 A1 P0 _

7 J4 Y: @8 }" z7 Q* V人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 5 M" T- d( V" I( B. o$ [% A9 \0 D& {

% J2 K( Q4 O  O3 W$ b不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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