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人之初:At the beginning of life. " u3 b) V5 O  p3 h0 F

3 Y" V; {, ]* h性本善:Sex is good. ! o( D: P7 y2 L8 O, @
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 7 s0 M5 m2 B/ g2 D( t$ I9 c

! T4 x! b) C" L, r' S0 R苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. . @8 ?, Q# T. k

1 @% T# e3 M$ }" k6 X教之道:The way of learning it . h; {7 o5 v6 R; k4 U, d! H+ Y- D
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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1 O' n' w% |; [* V0 M) ?. N+ D昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng / G/ }. Y, C, D# V

; |8 q- P) [1 z3 |; A$ q擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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( ]) M; S' D: G7 |) Z! k* ~  g竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 6 q) R  g7 C/ r- N& d

8 A5 q1 O% y! }有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine $ d* e. ]$ J" p2 k: S

! l' C% G2 E" |( E6 K教五子 :All his five son took it
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8 J! r: ?, Q7 T7 c名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 9 d5 n! u8 S# G8 `+ q

5 T+ J4 M7 F$ ?# Z3 m5 @養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ' K: S4 e! Q; k+ v) v& ]' K

5 L" X) u# F4 Z父之過 :It is all your fault. & c) X" b; j7 Q' p

+ j& G8 F* P6 u) F教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ) G$ _4 v+ v7 k. v9 y7 f
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 7 H' `5 F5 l7 ~) e$ o: x( P4 Q

* `8 u- T% p" {: H0 E: [子不學 :You may refuse to study this 4 h6 V6 {& D5 l3 H

* g' y% |' b) C1 @非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 3 F/ d; f2 \- U$ f* J! `" V# A

1 @+ W, j, D7 \, m! `" T+ d幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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$ K2 K9 I8 Z- W8 \% E4 Z( [' w" v老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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! m1 T/ P/ G7 q4 @" X5 Y不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ' }& M6 f, a. c

' y, e3 f' x9 i3 M$ Z人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 9 O: B  x: J. Q( s  I4 m' P# O% Y
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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3 b1 p' Q: t$ o9 W1 O [轉貼] 三字經翻譯成英文 (成人爆笑版)
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