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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 3 W# v5 W0 u: a. x, }5 Y5 u) L
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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' s7 G3 B3 ^( c: M1 C習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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1 ^  U7 {; c; Z, K苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 6 _5 y: U' d! G( `. u4 w& Y- O: E
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ( a4 ]6 {- b0 H9 b& n$ s$ E. h

( r) S- ?! J) @* s" t教之道:The way of learning it , _2 W  q* G7 P, [% y) v

$ d6 [# K$ W! G, I貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ) _2 v: I7 H3 Z  K

7 A, a$ j. L' X7 o, E0 M子不學:If you don't study hard,
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  u3 ~2 I, r6 U斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. & s, z+ \2 d# e- O( B

' `+ j8 }- j9 [2 Y竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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1 a& n% s7 N1 S2 ^7 Y: [有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine # Z& Z5 ?+ m- |- R! h

, E( h, r, M0 t4 t0 W教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ' b; o$ V- M4 y: V8 D

( D0 @" j- K& f# f" Z$ |3 T養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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5 S' \/ p2 X3 ?8 X. @父之過 :It is all your fault. : u! a7 L9 l( C+ I! u6 N1 d
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this   P9 b6 n3 X! F# w
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake - Z3 c; h* Z/ e! w! ]
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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( [$ k+ W: M0 R/ ^3 M) V+ @5 n老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged % p; j' D2 {+ h

# H; Q% K2 k8 X玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ; ]0 n+ W8 B5 ^$ }/ H

; b2 ^& E  `; J7 R8 J1 P3 L不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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5 q- G# X8 N7 c/ E8 l! D人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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