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人之初:At the beginning of life. " m' }% ]$ ~+ {8 N/ U) A: {; C
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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) Q( B8 C7 q- U3 N習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 6 `. q% y! \6 s' y+ Z7 u& d

, d; [- m3 ?# \  n( t9 I苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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) a) l! ?+ }, j* ?) j9 N( V3 D* f性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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' p8 F6 A* e) L3 A教之道:The way of learning it 7 V( n; m" q/ p- G6 H
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. - r" I" x5 `/ j# G
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ) a9 M0 s' [$ V9 `

' Y7 b7 M5 O9 c8 u, F/ a擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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- L" X6 U2 }1 X- k' a) E( L* G8 t3 d4 M子不學:If you don't study hard, + h4 B9 z; [+ b) }

" e' C: I/ V1 A' R  P; U% n斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 8 W  Z- y2 w' v& G- p# }

( D; A9 K+ ?' N有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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# P* c+ d' g6 p) Q+ l: V- n教五子 :All his five son took it
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5 L2 o+ B8 m9 G4 d, ]名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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3 |" [: j) p4 d0 C. I' u! U) N養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 5 ~; w% F& |/ y" U- k9 Z
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,   X, Q$ C9 C/ K( u4 d% {1 d* W/ P
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 6 p3 A4 \( x2 M% E6 |' z
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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# X1 n+ Z: K$ g; p, O7 j" W7 l6 ~6 _老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged . `) p+ O# R# H# P# z

8 g9 t& n8 `8 F8 X玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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- D4 E- [7 T% L0 y" h9 i人不學 :If you don't learn sex, / v( `. P- ^9 S: _% \, D

8 [  U' Q- r: Z1 v" W! @不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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