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人之初:At the beginning of life. 0 k$ O% m, ^( \2 g( G, s
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ( f+ X# C' q+ Q" d

, v6 X5 P, V! U8 x& ^習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 5 o1 O( j  I3 ~: @3 Z
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 3 f) X2 v0 z5 h: ^( Z3 p: {% y
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ! S& O* I" G& W2 r2 i* U
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教之道:The way of learning it * _4 ~7 n! m" Y
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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8 R: _4 ^4 r, T1 E0 v# N昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. + b; [- C9 Y; `/ H7 `0 |, @

5 M% U7 \0 r- s8 d1 y子不學:If you don't study hard,
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; M0 P, _3 C' j9 m+ |& Z7 ^斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 2 M6 u0 O' o7 X, {) l

  D3 j$ J6 a3 @( e- S. X竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 3 E+ x3 b- U. X: G3 u2 c3 N
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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8 |2 s0 k8 n' J4 ?3 v. h教五子 :All his five son took it 0 f0 @5 s8 c" K( R+ H! {# w

0 {4 d, x7 `+ W; y( D4 K% F- |名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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/ u  [. C+ j0 |養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, % y" F$ z" x# p" |

/ R/ l& g2 F6 X2 S$ Y父之過 :It is all your fault.
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% ?! M  _2 [4 j' P, `教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 4 d8 O8 U2 C) ~: Z& H8 L

" r9 K1 }& a4 G- `師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 M6 M6 N6 _- ~8 j7 h* R9 `% P/ C

0 I: I0 B( Z- G. L2 b8 i: U子不學 :You may refuse to study this ! ~' Z: C8 x( D/ A- J' s$ P2 w

% Q, ], x, U$ l* z8 B. j非所宜 :but that is a real mistake * N* v1 O- J% b$ c: ?1 V% d  _
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, " Q/ y& ^: L0 x( Q! m: l( K

+ ^& b0 ^+ ~! E& N老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. , C, q6 e/ l! G- E, U

! \$ r& u- M) ?: T人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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( [- a4 s# E  n( Z6 i不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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