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人之初:At the beginning of life. 3 n% z4 Y' \: K6 W: I1 V* `
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性本善:Sex is good.
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' R9 v9 Q$ M/ k( G$ j  Y, ?% p' \, Y性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ' X- ?& C, y/ _6 X7 z# C; E1 I
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 5 M( ]+ @4 Z) o7 W# F& O' X

! @9 M/ f1 P' c: D+ k+ G苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 3 w5 c% k" w: I! ]7 J% [( ~0 |3 t1 }
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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% _2 ]' _+ v$ h教之道:The way of learning it
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  d, Z  w$ @0 f, ?貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 0 Q+ v9 O  x* z; l2 r: V" S

4 l, }! Y7 G" f+ K& {; O, P& f5 S" I昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng * F9 S3 W2 @- f4 o

8 D3 i+ A& a- q- _! M1 E擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 8 K& Z3 b. A& a/ v' h" W
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 7 l' s9 n( {8 c3 F' E
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ( S$ _6 a+ r2 y0 `
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 8 O" O! R2 y% B+ T' x

; V/ }5 i  |5 ]7 a6 L- b教五子 :All his five son took it
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# E) T1 D' n7 x: B9 Z6 T名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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( a& W1 F( W+ b養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 4 R& I$ Y( B2 d- ]  D
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ! @) s$ b9 h4 N$ ?
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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/ R! |7 M& O7 g1 t師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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. P. {9 l& j* ?! I非所宜 :but that is a real mistake   U. C. ?4 g) W
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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( Q' y. Y, s$ r8 A玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, # ?0 X) k; M7 p" g5 h
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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8 }4 F. N3 E# x: r人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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) ~0 _2 B: A6 p5 D- g, i不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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