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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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( A' t; W) t7 ]9 y* L$ x性本善:Sex is good. ) p- ~. k3 P1 k, ^! i
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. : r7 E- {, \- g, ~( t

# G3 q4 I, E+ e6 l  n+ O6 @  r9 o習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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: o7 s+ k( D" _苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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" [( ]$ h" Y* q0 ?) s性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ) K2 {/ k0 b% i0 g% C* V% W- V

' Z) K, B& z- r  `3 Z$ _$ w教之道:The way of learning it
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2 [0 t3 f6 T1 J' R1 v/ T貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 3 [% C, w2 [; w
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 8 X8 D4 j; W9 T8 F7 m; ?
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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. t( U9 u+ P; C6 F" S( _子不學:If you don't study hard, ) c5 Z! @$ o2 D) e3 _; x, l
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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. G& a  F, J$ }  x竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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% }6 C0 z, M1 G3 q: P$ Y* P教五子 :All his five son took it + s5 C  e) d" a. E: V
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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% m  t7 o% n  w1 g; F3 v% ^養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, / o4 s2 g% }$ d1 L  U* ]- p( p

0 @9 ~5 d5 Y6 @父之過 :It is all your fault.
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1 Z/ @3 \" M; G0 j; V! k教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 4 `. u' L6 g$ B' `1 `" T
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. % K; ^, ~* S9 V0 A6 d
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this " V- @% ^% t: E$ ~! g5 N

+ p* |' c6 s0 I& Q+ v7 V& k: Y6 P; E! s非所宜 :but that is a real mistake , l6 O; N$ P+ C* R
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, * B6 S4 ?% J4 V) z4 D. _1 y
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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$ r% n; O9 C) L! A' t玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 9 F5 r. Q* P& i

4 J3 I* L, I& I# L, e. o; G  M不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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5 K; n1 y9 R9 p1 C人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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" v2 ~+ f  \0 `, h6 l7 m不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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