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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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0 c" ?/ n. P( {3 F; A/ R/ J性本善:Sex is good.   P' [* _7 g0 g* C1 F

9 J1 K: n" _' h/ {' A! }4 K6 Z性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 2 w, V/ J6 a% A6 Q. o" {1 M+ V
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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% G4 Y! e: E& r  P% J教之道:The way of learning it 7 Z6 A: E' y0 Q2 T% k& Q
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng . s( P5 r5 X/ b, W& q. i6 k' O

# Y% \. Q- U8 U. @! O  v擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 3 b" G, E0 P8 \( J
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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& S1 J* H6 x! g6 z/ f斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous " ]) P- r( {- }5 O
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine - e% E$ I4 p5 [

8 F* r) N# u% ]教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 3 Z  j5 S- M1 U, c1 [

7 y7 J: i5 U5 f! d  r7 d/ F' O2 V養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # P% z8 u6 z7 g0 y0 g$ R
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake - b0 e% c+ T! X! r2 c
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,   Q: B/ [. H' S  H" t& B4 r
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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7 C3 d# R- ]. R* S+ B- i1 c不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ) w- G7 }+ s: m) N1 v
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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6 s3 i1 v6 r: A不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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