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人之初:At the beginning of life. 3 H7 j3 j. g: f: p% O% k" D

" R6 g/ N9 K5 h+ V性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. # a$ Z, F/ N5 G$ `- K

& Z  X$ ^) e1 N2 `4 |習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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" T  g' j/ a7 j; e1 |) o' ]& I苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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) a; O+ A( Z' k! ?4 {, g, k. n教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. # {8 o7 U- s4 c" r' c1 @

- \7 y2 W: u# s( A7 j! b昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng # w' F! [3 `( [3 A

3 k# |" C" y* s* d& \9 `; }0 b3 v擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 5 y3 h- g8 K) c. A  `8 ?
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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  n$ ?- W$ p( H# Q斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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4 r) A9 D% b4 b9 _竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ' C4 @" @5 S! L2 {

0 R; l6 h. M4 O有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ( y% W. ]& h- n' S3 [  D" A

8 t6 U( j- V' @3 |! x* h# y教五子 :All his five son took it 1 E: \0 b4 @. g2 C
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 7 D* E6 w, W: t1 _8 p6 J, N
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ( k  l! q* i; m2 q! k
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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, s. L# M. z- B4 I師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 3 @& t$ f/ k" s' Z& X  }3 N5 `

2 ~) R$ U) A3 k. \$ v7 |  z' b6 Q子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, # l' F3 y- ]) L6 P; `" b
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged " E8 M& q' g0 k( ^# [
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, # y' G/ C3 L* A

' `  d4 ~  _$ m, f不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ! D5 P( r/ Z  e
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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