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人之初:At the beginning of life. # W  ]2 n1 n$ f& e7 O. z. T

) c) z. Q2 L; Y5 Q$ L' ], j  ^性本善:Sex is good. 5 m1 I4 L5 ]% N/ k# t

, L! R* C% ^. w8 M# U9 i性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. $ s: o' `* A1 p0 ~+ _+ Q
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. * `1 B: a) i0 H2 H$ Q1 T
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 6 {, |( V  L3 h3 r
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ' x" W: {6 E6 D! P% l$ u! e
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教之道:The way of learning it " g  Y) }* h7 y
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 1 k/ y1 w* J$ {& H4 u- Y/ _
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng $ w5 m  ~& e8 f# k# @# F
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, $ X0 C5 ?: }+ J% }/ N- U1 r

; K6 h8 L7 i/ X" p! d斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ; B% t) L" b: f

) D) a' [# z- F竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 4 A' W- o% L( L. M& a$ O
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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! ~4 I- S  w2 ]  [養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, . M4 d) t, r2 i& l$ i8 w

1 q* E2 A& I; z1 ^1 d父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, % E2 P6 U& v) N# G
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ! ]) I4 x3 b4 Z/ Y3 h1 q: c1 L- q, h
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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+ o) T, ^5 {$ F' h# [6 T8 O幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, + ^% t/ D- C: \; G! Y  k

8 m  S- y/ I7 W" T+ f# e1 Z老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged " Y% o: l% Y: h2 \" c

8 }& T+ r. V% V- O" B玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, . ?  X* Y+ ^# }3 d6 ^4 V8 Q
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 9 ~  `; x9 E' q+ A8 o
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 9 i( G6 Z" I& P+ L( B

3 `3 e- f( E! \+ L3 q  R- b/ V不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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