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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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% y' V# I- J" Y# P性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. % `' s* p% O: P' k' N% e" V

; ^3 O' Y* m+ u$ t( @1 V# @習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ) w+ X/ L# u# H) y* E

* P7 D3 N, `2 }+ M* u0 a* m. x性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. " F; z" z& D8 k1 c8 U

' }6 }4 m. o+ z$ p9 B1 a+ Q  R教之道:The way of learning it & o( ^9 I1 n1 C0 u+ h4 g- U6 z

4 [+ W) A! X8 m: E! w貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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8 Y7 F) Y/ F" K, o# a: |擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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& N% V6 H: |1 P6 F& }8 r% j2 x  c子不學:If you don't study hard, 2 V. r! x; T) _! k/ g
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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7 l1 P7 a9 e, w0 I3 a! y( K+ Z4 C竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ! m; v/ y4 s1 e

, d& x, W2 m, I6 _3 Y$ S有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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0 }3 h& J. @3 x2 B教五子 :All his five son took it / i, w$ h0 `  _7 [& Z

$ H  V8 s6 R1 W: D: s名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 3 a. o7 h9 }: N$ u+ m+ y
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 1 X; `7 x$ J' y% A# G# V

0 y+ ^+ g* h% n  F3 k父之過 :It is all your fault.
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2 K: V4 P3 V& `! p/ {教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 3 }& b5 R9 |+ _9 Y

3 p) j4 o0 [5 S4 c5 F師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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- m! Z# |# V5 T* Y子不學 :You may refuse to study this / n9 ]* g& {7 c1 V" J

# _: |# b3 O/ G" U1 _, m. @非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 0 p5 H) X/ f$ B9 a- q1 l# u
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged . {  ^: q# ?5 o$ G
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ( _) J; f7 F( C# s$ F, a
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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+ y9 E1 T; w7 r不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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