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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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5 g9 u; h( m9 [8 o1 j7 ?性本善:Sex is good.
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2 k& I' [& R7 u  w0 H1 [6 y+ x性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. / {8 w3 S+ M8 G3 S, f6 z3 q: ~' }

9 f! J1 R) a+ Z4 G. l  Z" t苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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5 M  y! g' B. f* z  m性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 9 v( A1 ^5 u% E) d$ ]3 U1 a

6 p8 ]* [4 @% b$ U) B1 i1 s貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ! ]2 |0 D' }  e& D" d) ~
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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# W! ?5 J0 `0 O* H# [# o( O9 c子不學:If you don't study hard, * Z9 ]" J0 c6 E

; j4 r4 _6 k5 I' a% {斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 6 f& l* X3 {6 k
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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" p* u; R8 S0 _7 B+ `) U4 `教五子 :All his five son took it 4 n6 p6 R- w6 y5 g' K; n) |2 |
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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) k/ u3 s4 Q3 U9 B* p父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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0 O# B, v$ C1 k; S+ q# I師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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6 w6 o; {+ t6 C1 w1 U3 t( p9 l" `- n子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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: M7 D+ t/ {" }; r: E非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 2 h! a" [7 d! k+ R( H6 v
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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* p3 L" e+ v& A9 x9 w7 V玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,   D+ f- y1 f; S; |0 J. b

. L. Y$ g& {7 l( D  m' z不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. / t% Y6 X: H: x) q. r& R
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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