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人之初:At the beginning of life. 5 g  N* `* j; J4 O+ e, A$ N
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性本善:Sex is good.
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4 n1 i* K! {2 L7 [$ `性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 3 `/ O& b3 U  k2 ]/ \
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. # q# X/ c- i2 W2 q% D8 E
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教之道:The way of learning it
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3 n) V2 K+ G$ D! h4 t" I貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 3 j* G0 d! d) D; |! I6 m

" j- G6 c% @. p& ^昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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" T3 l3 D$ [+ m* D/ O+ [' @- S; k3 Q- S擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. & B5 W* ]$ [, T
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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3 @) _; Z' o3 L$ m" L- r6 i" E/ ~斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ! [! i1 U: Z) F* z
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it / g5 A; A$ I" c* ]5 x
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 2 c# I8 U, u3 u$ [' E3 V5 H# e

9 _$ Q2 A; G/ b) L2 @5 `$ l養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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8 Q# P3 H, A" W+ j6 q父之過 :It is all your fault. % j% j6 [: s  e- _. Z" S
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, * S  K; o) }4 R4 p- B: W& S: g
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ) i! e  C* ^' s, u
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this - m+ e) |6 U: J2 \

8 z4 ^" S4 z. L非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ; G) s; |1 t( V/ f& @

% f+ |4 \% h0 `6 T7 |老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 7 \+ H$ ?! ~( q( q

# `' }  E( w# {& y3 c玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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  v( Y5 M: Y* p% \6 B不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 3 l% }5 m6 o' Y0 }% h

( ^: Q3 M8 ?$ W: u' k7 y人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 8 u6 \/ k: H) r$ h2 u

1 Y) `) Z( N, r, |, P不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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