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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 5 p3 H8 f8 ?" K, ~- l

" P8 F: u9 a% Q9 s) }1 K" b  @( ^性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ( @" s  E: U5 [/ z$ R

0 u8 [3 S# h2 O性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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. ]- @3 {1 a4 f& C, X貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ' k0 s) g- l9 [& v! ]

1 C& t( y+ K* J6 m* P. M- H' x) B昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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, W0 O) |+ B/ b" G: K8 e擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 1 D/ ^5 m4 R# v) i  g1 T

. C1 o1 u" [. R6 i  q8 S( T子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 2 V# \  \4 U- r1 Z
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ) ?7 H) ?2 I0 \2 w: z7 {

$ U/ A* }% i5 B% O& n* N7 i/ k* @有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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+ R1 ?$ H% J0 t6 q/ Y3 E- p教五子 :All his five son took it . R) P) V  F) w( h2 v

) d0 C8 y  j$ N) b1 q4 y名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. + d* R- |0 x8 G7 l, y  F# M

" q- J4 ?% \- c; i養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 8 c' J/ [! q; c9 [6 d9 I( t# u
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, * q1 w8 r# B, _4 ~
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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+ V; H8 L. w3 Y  @非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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/ n. b) |/ @& r( H( ^- Y9 m  e老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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5 v5 ?. e- M2 {; \+ ]; M+ q玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ( X- T$ ]. G) j; L6 V7 A% l

. T. l  R+ N2 G0 h1 O不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. % e% n1 m7 _3 j8 W" `/ e2 [8 v

5 x: t, t3 x& D. W. T! |. r2 o) ?人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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% O) Q# M0 A7 Y! l/ D0 k% ~不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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