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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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1 H  B3 u' J' K2 t' a! H性本善:Sex is good.
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/ h9 `! m6 S/ e( _! q性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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+ T" L3 ~" b  e+ b* q習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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  r- |% q; }/ h/ H% L+ ~苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. * `; t' v& H% B7 Y  b: `
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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2 B. E9 M; A/ M1 p. ?8 P5 F擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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4 W, d( |- p! b9 f; L5 a子不學:If you don't study hard, % l2 m+ s' h, S

- A* h+ _4 W$ R& r斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 1 S- t% G5 t: L* f. W- ]5 L! R

* {5 f5 b% d- V; ]1 j竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous - M2 l+ D+ k" k" Y; h: a6 q
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 2 t8 S. v7 r8 z1 f( r. W

( j3 F2 v. K; Q8 J6 d名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. , |6 e0 ^( a, R# Z1 Q
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 9 w6 C9 ]$ U$ Y5 s3 V# R& ]

  V  x+ `0 m6 M% _. N% k/ H8 g' s9 c2 A父之過 :It is all your fault.
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! H* W3 U; H8 |# d教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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/ [/ l& P2 ~! C; Y1 Y8 a  g9 P; ^4 ]師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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1 ?" Q' h) [, J" _; ^5 J0 C4 r非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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3 ~6 f1 r1 m6 b1 _& B% P' }幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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8 i( U$ ^$ X- i' S! {玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ; K1 l" X/ T& P3 V
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. " f; k! U9 L- n7 e( q  r' P
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ; z4 J" ^: x1 a3 g4 r
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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