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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. : J( I0 I( ]2 z  m+ K( r* M3 l: E
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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7 j  @4 [4 E1 F% p8 y4 U! M性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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& D. u8 C$ m; B0 L  P. N教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 0 A$ m* A9 P4 F6 Z
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 9 A( F. a9 ^6 \, j6 O" f
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子不學:If you don't study hard, , f  x' I7 [# @8 n8 L3 G6 G

, E. |& E9 _: i0 h# @; h/ r7 ~5 w$ F斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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1 t& }7 K9 v6 N* ?9 Y教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 1 w& C" `  Y, s

& V2 I  ]. K7 ]6 b養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 5 ]- ]' O( z% w* ]3 h4 p- e; f

# f+ y. o& b: j4 W父之過 :It is all your fault. 2 B. u; n) @% i6 ?- C) |4 m
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. + m0 I7 K( b) k2 j9 s% k" }
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 4 _; h1 G' Z! t( E% q; y

5 G4 u& W. v* T( x9 V* M7 b幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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# r7 Q9 c. @2 W! F4 o1 l; c老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged , \& K2 c3 C2 d% _+ K
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, / f, T! z/ @; B2 Q% u" U

1 K* |. Z; N% S$ ^# t不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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" i- a2 x1 t' ]1 w4 r人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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