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人之初:At the beginning of life. % `( G9 x3 }5 e. l

- F; m9 M1 s+ ~性本善:Sex is good. 7 _7 d5 u3 _! [3 w1 Q. n
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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9 b& g8 [2 c7 }$ d- T習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 3 @3 t* \7 n2 h0 q3 W
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 2 D6 A' m8 B) `" l3 a4 o
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. , b  X6 w( {; {% A3 \7 |8 }
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教之道:The way of learning it 6 L- i( i2 x# C# z

' B! t5 ?$ u3 ]9 l' t9 j貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 8 y. O' Q/ s: Y/ y& m: X) m
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 5 L3 p2 f  q) W1 J8 \% S- x
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. $ M8 z: l7 _2 S- A; i

, V9 {. K8 X: H竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it ! U/ e5 o2 V) o' u# \% ~. n
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 1 @8 w+ H+ I6 K% o4 q

4 u$ _+ b: y7 G# y$ C養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ! |+ J( F+ t/ n' _
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 6 W/ L4 [0 ]+ }7 o) I

+ W4 L, ~2 i  X, {5 K0 H師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. - q# ~7 U  E) \

: U# \5 c$ t8 o" E' ?- J* k& X子不學 :You may refuse to study this ) y; e7 q/ r" ~/ m9 }

6 b2 `( z( Y5 b% J非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ( n1 W5 K5 w  S8 h) V

- A" Q  U; n3 R( Z* q幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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3 j* d% c5 c2 O玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, + f9 g( u1 {/ S) w9 [

, _0 M1 G7 u( M% l不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ' i/ @: x3 N! s& I
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, . v/ S, M3 [/ T

- b, G) w" j( d5 m+ r$ ~, Y不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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