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人之初:At the beginning of life. / A3 C7 z* a; d& N% O$ O* j" h

# c! k1 D6 d* M* \8 m2 n性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. , ]% G+ V. U$ Y. }: T/ ]3 m

3 _- D: D6 d/ t) d習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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' e0 O) H4 Q+ j6 t苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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3 g* p5 s5 T4 S' W. `教之道:The way of learning it 5 J* D1 X9 W5 C* D. s+ i

3 w9 |: {. s$ J) N& m; H' o# w貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 8 k( r. J/ F' Q" B) a9 j/ j

" [( i9 I1 s5 b2 J昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ( K" E* c8 _* D0 y( `

2 ^3 g8 P0 }" P/ d4 D, r擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ( I1 P7 \" Q; u& r9 b
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子不學:If you don't study hard, ; w) u) m* D, q1 I0 ^

# U% e3 E- S6 q6 |' g* ~斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ( x4 E, v. y* t- M" ?/ A
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it + q; _% s, r2 }5 B7 N7 y  r& f
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 4 |* m8 N4 B) |. k
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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$ |5 H5 _" L  Q1 X父之過 :It is all your fault. + Y1 b4 S9 z- o5 k( }4 E5 L
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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, O  N4 B2 S6 z% y6 d! q1 r子不學 :You may refuse to study this 5 `- O$ f% k0 Z% C4 G! ?
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 0 Z8 [% s9 a0 K9 i( W
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 1 t& }  E  o( G; Q, J9 Y

$ O) ?9 |$ h+ G" d' ^' b% E老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged " B1 l0 o; U4 j1 [& P3 @# Y

( S: v( j' Z" G4 F2 N3 T玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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$ V0 ^4 W$ c( p! F' V不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. : C9 K7 g& [+ ~: H$ |& q# I, T! W

! I. e4 x: b  ~& G' S人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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: I$ |' |3 W9 {. R! P不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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