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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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( d: q# g8 m# Q+ z性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ) p% q' ~6 Y5 _/ {  G

2 T" I0 [8 ]( Y6 X% i  K: K習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ) Q' U3 b) N) c3 x8 {' i7 R& L

# T! b4 l$ p! Z) t苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. " `3 H  k- H8 C6 V( W7 g$ _

9 H, q$ t% b, J! c4 b性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it * C% j' k. I  w' W4 s
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ! s$ i) E8 L3 b$ V! M, N

+ u6 y4 l& e9 Q- w5 X5 c6 m昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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: K3 v  p" ~$ j擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 1 r7 P5 J& j) k
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ! m0 A( y8 [; J( h/ J

; n& F* f% V% e竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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& _. V  w1 M; C5 w0 G, e! |教五子 :All his five son took it
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6 P% z' C' h) I" q* a3 q' O# H名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, , D1 A" S  a, J& I" {8 W
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父之過 :It is all your fault. # X6 W4 W& o4 p% D
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ! d, K! [4 G; q/ |7 j2 y
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this   g3 n7 _# Z% q

0 r9 |6 A! ~! ~+ Q" ^2 h; t! ~非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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; b* @# F# P# r5 ^7 A! L2 ?8 a( w幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, * @! f! f1 a8 k: n) k, N5 g) a
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged . |6 H* f5 D$ u' M
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 4 g4 V' ?: Y* |; n# ^
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, % q- j/ w2 J  w+ ]) B5 G) u2 g

3 s5 R" w' m9 ~- S1 `2 J不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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