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人之初:At the beginning of life. * A' F' t& j  f5 D4 \
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.   p# R5 [; J6 q2 u
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. $ G4 K0 g: ]) D

9 h- N5 B: @$ H9 h- [" @苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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, H. z; @% G3 v& s3 _6 p$ O1 x6 \教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng : g- L% O) `' m4 k% G+ u
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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9 E6 Z5 t( r% {1 J6 h+ F# p子不學:If you don't study hard, 4 s, S9 R' X# {7 Q+ y, r; s

- {: o6 q+ U4 Q斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. & v/ U9 z$ q0 B8 d6 j) m& R# O) j

9 d  q4 q  @% P; h0 _竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 8 a4 ^; B% Z$ f; k) Q

0 r" C. w9 G6 z教五子 :All his five son took it
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6 Z% f( |) Y3 |8 V) n% h  C名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 8 t" p* U: [. L

" X# @$ C8 Z. ~3 W. P- u養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, : n) |; M. y% A
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父之過 :It is all your fault.   y  y9 b4 d) i( G

- ]" ^; p& Y0 Z6 x- w' }教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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# T1 Y% J1 G5 ?1 [" _- r( }師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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7 R* F0 a3 H8 h8 `" X7 X0 p5 S" M非所宜 :but that is a real mistake , J1 Z. `- c& a  R% g6 X4 k
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, / B3 R* H. x. y* A
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 1 T) x" u7 x' K, V- y3 \

2 `, V* Q* n5 X% @) j$ H玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 3 l/ u$ ]6 e1 Y+ x" e, a7 s% ~

; q# ~8 H/ r! k. b) N不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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! F5 M! e% `# f- i人不學 :If you don't learn sex, " [( a; m' S$ X$ v) K
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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