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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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3 J* w! F' ~$ J- H9 |3 X# K性本善:Sex is good. 2 U4 M; `4 Y/ w. K, o8 v

4 J" z6 ^1 R% Z" I7 M; Y性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. # q  I4 w' }) K

5 ?  P) M+ J6 u2 e& D9 `8 \習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. + b0 g" y' h+ ^7 {+ e+ Y5 |
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it ' L4 X% [9 ]6 {
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 4 G) ?  U8 ~9 K  V

1 M) q* n7 _4 D9 e, F* I& A; k擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.   b4 z- o. }% n: V
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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7 X# T" Q( e: h/ y  U% c斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 4 G; l' }3 |* X9 e$ n" Y! U3 D
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous . K+ _+ _: ]+ z& ~! Z  H

9 ~" y: g$ q! B$ h有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 7 @0 c" S: O0 i! x9 z8 T

: G/ k8 v/ \3 z4 q. C( z, J/ J養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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4 s* k4 N0 A) ?" U7 E5 j8 x教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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: r3 j/ E# q- T, B# O師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. : _& p6 ]7 Q+ U  g) k6 G
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 3 c  K" l6 R5 _& L

  H2 r1 ]7 |$ Q3 p" @1 C" l2 {非所宜 :but that is a real mistake . A/ x( S, I2 w8 `) U% ^! r" Q4 J
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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5 t; u! r8 \0 o3 K* t" k+ c, M老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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  g* H0 v( o) X: u2 p不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. % z7 m0 c: n! L7 W4 ^0 Y7 ?+ o
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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