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人之初:At the beginning of life. 2 v: A: G# H5 K( o

4 o: K, z/ l9 z; x性本善:Sex is good.
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$ {7 H6 f- W! R性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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9 \3 t7 }# S( p+ x! e& N, |習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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; h4 J8 s5 N/ g7 n3 I教之道:The way of learning it $ q  I3 q9 b3 O# u
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. * X! Z. i- L% r! U
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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( F) S4 f* @$ e: n子不學:If you don't study hard, ( b+ m3 |! \9 G4 b" ~# y

% W6 {" @; A9 }! b8 h斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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6 c! G6 g# d4 D; ^竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it ! M9 `# b: B" i+ l
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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& [* C2 F6 w0 m9 I8 R養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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, h. V! V5 C: n/ h& ]) J. U0 E父之過 :It is all your fault. 6 r+ c# g" `& ^% A: @% z
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ; [/ E' w3 e$ z( x6 f2 P' u6 |2 g7 T
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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( h3 B  F) A% t! h子不學 :You may refuse to study this + N6 ^" I  E- z

. b. s* m% Z6 _. s1 h0 O非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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, ]" r3 R2 U: o/ n老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ' O# s/ k' N9 V9 J; g  H( {

9 i* C0 M3 X' E玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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" k6 A3 e  v8 L6 P' g& D7 Q人不學 :If you don't learn sex, + C: Y' i) N6 V- t# G

1 P8 v  J: s, ~' v不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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