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人之初:At the beginning of life. " h' k2 {! j1 y6 Z+ \

5 j. }" U/ B( i: a5 r3 m) F性本善:Sex is good. 5 I# w( R, m+ ]( ]
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 8 r+ P6 ?  I' r- f

& Z6 B, W2 ?; }6 P習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 2 [4 ~3 h. d& N$ T) W

( ?, @+ f( }0 i) u/ G# u苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 4 E' K2 g1 B. W$ q
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 4 y$ F( r+ l. o/ @

: \0 ^* K5 n/ W; W& l5 \; x教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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9 Q4 q0 ?$ [3 L9 o9 C% \/ E9 Q: g2 e昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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8 k. W. N7 s. A' [8 t擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 0 ?3 C( h2 h: O: c
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ( F; J( W7 }( D, c
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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( s5 [; I. G0 ]3 W/ G有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it # B* ^; o6 {' N2 ~( b8 l" H
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 1 R+ p. c; [  n9 [! G! Z# N3 d
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父之過 :It is all your fault. , a- T7 e& v7 g$ P1 y
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, % J% ~# v" t$ ?

2 U3 f! U* g+ l0 _! h1 ?* o師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 8 Y6 r( ~# q! V: m8 H

* N, A- J, D8 e( M/ W子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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% X+ ?0 L' E0 N- M  o非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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# [0 k% @1 l5 ~, @: |! H- n# H老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, . a& d% ]5 I7 Z6 m* d

* i+ b1 r- X. `不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. , M' ^, r& H# h' x4 G
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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