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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. + e, C/ e/ f. ~. C

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& R8 [# S; j9 p, S苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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. \& `2 B3 u& ^0 @: s& n性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. / Z& J$ X+ w: z% K& B( {

. C2 H0 v. _  T( B$ I7 C教之道:The way of learning it
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$ ^$ U; Y' z7 Y8 e: z' K8 J貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ! J' E9 P# J5 `4 I! K8 a
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. : A7 Q$ l+ Z% P& M% E. g

! a) C/ K! d( n1 f8 [# g5 v" W子不學:If you don't study hard, ' q. ?" u5 [* V  [4 q. l

0 C6 ^" I4 ?( }- w& _斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ' g* `% G. ?$ U$ T6 R. N
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 8 y4 ~: j4 }) S0 g( i6 o

- ?% @/ [% i6 E$ w) D- c有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine " \- i4 k0 @) R
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教五子 :All his five son took it ( e: N3 l  j% z) i' T1 v0 p3 i+ Y

, F- ^" h. x8 I5 f# m名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 4 A: l1 R2 k9 v% ]% @( r/ B
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 5 q" H/ J% ^/ C* f3 o
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + O( X. Q% C9 N8 h, G
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 2 N, \' V$ W  ?% W/ y" G8 s
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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; @# x8 w* L& C" m非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ! J+ G5 S3 W4 d- j( i
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 4 M) S' g4 |/ \5 F" N; q9 G% x/ z
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, * n5 A! c1 G8 G( U
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 3 |2 z" q7 u% E$ Q

, |5 g/ N' H0 ^+ H. ]3 B7 _' W人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ( `- O% l  `2 o6 Y2 M( {
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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