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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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+ v+ G# o/ R& C' x" @  L5 Z性本善:Sex is good. : D  P3 E+ M- ]5 w6 X3 T
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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) |6 I+ L5 {9 |, T苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ( y1 k' Z8 m8 W

4 |; Q% H! |' B6 n  A3 P- v& J% n性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. # I( D7 B9 c* ]6 L1 Z4 F* [
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教之道:The way of learning it 5 R" \  a" u8 G6 ~1 N; r
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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3 ]8 T8 X, ^: b) \% _竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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; u7 D  X# x6 t( C2 F, [- n9 G/ j有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine * `9 j* d) ^, L% g3 D& Z
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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- R: E1 ?3 G# K; T名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 9 i8 C. ?7 k/ j* X# T8 a
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 9 T7 v: T9 o  L, }. x

1 [6 }( C9 U& }$ g父之過 :It is all your fault.
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- |8 O' O6 I% \/ c8 q& T1 ^教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ' r- H, B! K# a1 x

: U" g, q* }. Q# e" n師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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" G. B! p& k5 K7 B& u( X非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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