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人之初:At the beginning of life. 0 W% i- e: g: ?- V
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性本善:Sex is good. / V( R, i0 ]& o# ^  F0 R

3 c  J: l$ Y% [0 j性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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$ p! z! g) [9 S3 _2 h9 z8 \苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. % f8 k& `3 k) }1 Q5 N
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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6 z* \: x. V( ^2 e9 k' y教之道:The way of learning it
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6 M+ l3 g  s; c% i+ s$ M/ [7 _) b& R貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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) t; f# @7 Z/ s% [4 \  W/ |昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 2 F! `  R( z6 @9 o0 l

+ R! N& ?  Z0 M5 g$ s! `. @6 C' T: G擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 4 f1 M  `/ p/ _

; m7 O, Z+ k7 i/ e有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine - a5 _; S- N! J1 ]& B4 @% n# _
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教五子 :All his five son took it . c" B; I% L7 ^2 `$ A

* J$ [* N0 m7 k* i! c0 b9 r名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 4 |0 z3 Y2 j8 k
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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1 x' I3 B$ N; H; A" D$ Y$ ^+ A教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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5 {( A2 V( Z. A6 D師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 T( O& {  n7 ^; S4 A

9 D6 ^7 T6 Q) Y) H3 b- `子不學 :You may refuse to study this * A8 d4 T; x, ]+ ~4 ~! {

  \6 V) [: g8 Q* ^( O非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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% @3 I& s" k6 L! A3 D4 a, p/ Q5 D9 A幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ( ~" z/ t) N# m7 H4 K  t  L# ]
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged , L8 I3 O' A+ b/ m5 a
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 9 n" y( x$ q: A% S

" f5 k/ q0 X& R人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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$ ]9 y0 h! d0 o% o3 @不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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