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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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, k  q8 ]* Q6 O' b性本善:Sex is good.
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/ w+ w& w2 Q# C% ^4 e: n4 \性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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, U- d0 f2 i& Y0 D0 X( M* d: @/ f習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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; Z3 f$ p( ?) @! m苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 2 m3 D! V6 S% [. e* @$ S" r
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ' g  B) T& }( t8 Z" K3 z0 G
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. . t7 k& l2 U: K: d9 Q0 |8 P
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. - u2 T$ o/ H( S; Z5 N3 \5 E- _( S

3 T" e9 y) t/ ^- x4 W- A竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 0 @( L6 i% _) t- o. G

  T( L6 v  n' V有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 2 G, I# f- u* d- v' X& Z4 U

+ p3 \- d: T$ [; i7 A* r7 v名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. , u$ }5 G2 ?, X

& v5 h& C1 Z( |$ g1 U% Y養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 1 @( R" u! p% o' I

0 ~0 w" A: X, {( S- b父之過 :It is all your fault. 2 o5 S0 O1 k3 C2 W0 s! e

$ y" m0 Z9 G5 t9 Y; r' E# |教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.   G1 ~6 k; U+ z  F7 b8 z1 |5 E- S( l
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 2 I: a! {8 W& k: C4 O

" E3 P/ r4 x9 p4 e4 z6 L% z/ y非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ) S; ]( T4 y9 r

0 w) s' h/ ^3 a2 h+ N5 j9 `老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 2 X, q' K* Z. r
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 9 \4 f" _% v' q/ ]# {5 H# C+ [* c: Z
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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