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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 1 [$ _& E+ g$ j3 V
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.   E. }8 o* E# M* r" E, T
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. + ?  S  ]' y6 M  i0 _9 `

( J; o* j* n# g( P3 p! i/ u性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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5 {. {7 U3 ]; E$ p; o! q9 `教之道:The way of learning it . O1 u1 W3 W) ^% z8 v. M3 n+ T/ u
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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0 h3 Q% D0 Y! C6 z5 _! t昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ; i* |; [1 N! r, ]

. [! q0 M' i% C5 B# q6 E2 u擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 8 a' z6 S& D1 u- C3 \
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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. {: b* h( t$ i* z1 j9 ^/ N1 e" K" ?斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 4 K" h  k( e0 P, X( R

. B2 @, `9 f2 J4 K* G  R, W; t竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 3 @$ W$ u% G8 q5 X; t
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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* K+ a- d; O/ q教五子 :All his five son took it
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. h; W# S; R9 N5 A: b8 {6 ^) j8 C名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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; T1 b8 h4 S, |2 \  J( Q0 a, @6 O父之過 :It is all your fault. ( Y9 L, u" q6 O' s* `" T" q
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 1 N( t; T9 _( C* V3 I
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 1 F! l. N$ |- v: q7 |# R
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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6 Z5 y% ]+ E! R3 J* F% h/ B  T幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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* E* C3 A3 s( ~. v! O$ O不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 8 M( s' R" q% ^# q+ m' i0 Y0 `

) V9 A1 N0 U) L- G) ~+ l人不學 :If you don't learn sex, : M: W% W5 ^) A* r' I2 n# Z
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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