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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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! L% \2 m' d0 ?7 g6 E! {5 P- ~性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.   K- P& M* P6 a; l, H
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. , k- t5 T! K- k7 C! P% a" [

/ h: x9 N! N0 v% U$ `( ]% d苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. " E# X) T7 E  N: [

5 S( Q" j  v4 x7 i0 U教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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- G# V- n( s; n昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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" y5 G8 x' H/ _. c1 q. m子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 4 z& @) |( F- S$ S1 P2 k
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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2 d6 \' ^& R0 l; V" R/ P1 u: u有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 3 {, h# {7 o1 K5 D3 M) O: r- i8 w
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. . P4 k: I4 x$ R+ A6 k  u$ K

2 ^2 I5 t5 e* }' A7 S; k0 ?1 j養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ' }% h! ~) |) X" d+ Z. z
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, - a6 Y# u3 }9 j; _/ F

, M' \# ^, p% X) X& t  R* V! Q師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.   b; T" d: z0 r

5 z6 ~7 s7 A3 C$ S3 B* z- X+ Q( g2 x子不學 :You may refuse to study this 0 F: R! M) s4 A; o  s

# e( X0 a9 U: D# L' O非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 1 L  H! \; W" m$ }

" O5 |4 p' N6 e+ b$ _7 v  U/ X幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ! D3 J1 C, ]* G% l, b- s

" l+ H2 {  O% i老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 3 u; k! O7 W" p1 ~7 \* Z7 @

9 ~9 |! K+ w* W$ _  D* K+ d4 z玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 6 F2 I9 V% w5 z4 H( ?9 T$ M9 ]
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 3 q% n0 }! M# I" j% H

* z; K  N9 k2 b+ B人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ! C, s6 W8 m" g4 |& R
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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