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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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# h' v7 |5 a1 d8 h" Z3 \1 r. X性本善:Sex is good. " j* D. h* C5 r$ O3 @; C( |

" r1 {% B& X3 b/ w9 E性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 3 h% z0 x- ]( t. m

; t) _: M  U8 e. L$ h( r1 N習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 0 u% ]9 a! s+ l# T: Y  N- |
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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( s% c2 u  j- f教之道:The way of learning it
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' M6 J3 G# g% l9 `7 t4 w貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 0 y9 e* S) E0 W6 e, m! G

8 b! R: d% v3 M/ G! T- F8 r; z) O昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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. T, G; f  ?" T* p: g: P# b子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. - L( h7 o9 _! z* f1 N- A1 M

" ]4 p6 {5 D# r竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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+ z5 ~9 F) y# L( Z9 ]$ `# G有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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$ r4 `5 Z  W5 |: F: T教五子 :All his five son took it * a) H0 l, e$ w( X2 u: Y

' |5 T& m/ V/ Q1 e0 D% f" o名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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1 Y. b6 s- t% K) v養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ! z  u  [) `( r. Q8 s0 j

  A( m2 W% U+ {* d父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 3 @% ~0 h& ^! t* u6 X

- U/ x8 c( d/ _. o7 }非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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/ Y  i/ |* T3 E6 v8 c5 c, i0 O* Z) E幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged , _8 [: P" X/ P1 \+ B& \- q* A

+ S6 P( t* G" f/ A$ e3 U玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ( M  k! Z% Q( H2 ~

1 O" S' |* c% L$ c$ T# K. B* b人不學 :If you don't learn sex, $ C  ?: T9 W: U5 p6 I; F; j
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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