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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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( F  `; g8 t$ }: P$ p習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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" J2 L5 F7 {, i( j. W性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 8 N3 c5 @0 P8 n$ b

, U% L6 m7 @' t9 d教之道:The way of learning it ) S' Q% t1 j; Z" H9 Q4 i! t; P
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 4 E0 I6 a; l3 M& t; _

# F- Y2 U6 ~1 w6 o/ ]5 I* v昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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9 h0 P+ I, V: R, }4 X7 u) E: {/ s: a擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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! l! M& |$ @, o8 |' k斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 0 W. [# F" G) H- h

) l3 b* n$ D- l3 r# ~# R' n1 h3 N: ^有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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, i7 w6 |, m& U0 X+ H* f教五子 :All his five son took it ( G8 W6 H, a6 O! k
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. % t* o7 ~$ }1 x3 m) i6 {

# p, J; O& ?  s4 `$ s# v( r, \1 Q養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ; |) d3 p- ^+ S) `* }2 Q

& S# q) f9 H/ i父之過 :It is all your fault.
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$ o: a8 B4 ]( @: ^6 ~. Z教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,   Z% Y. B0 q& G
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. " R4 @5 @4 t# Q. u
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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. Y/ Z/ Z7 m! w* ~+ u0 }非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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9 U9 U7 Y' s4 }  n/ b老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged - E* H' w9 ]7 H& U. j5 _4 n* e

7 \" x  d3 g, K! i+ i玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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% [- P3 v2 N+ ~' l3 {不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 6 ^+ g4 P% e! u; K) {" t5 ?# S
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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