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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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! ]  p7 Y  m* u* j" k& q性本善:Sex is good. ' d. N% @8 H, A* @% _
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 8 t/ e  F5 p6 M! C+ x$ c

# x" z9 \/ D" h. ~習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. # s/ e' T$ a5 N

- S+ K7 L# T/ _; x( d+ z6 w: B苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. . Q, }- l5 l. H9 |9 |4 M* k8 {. ^: o
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ( ^5 K$ H2 y2 J1 P( k$ w7 y+ I
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng * {& Z4 }- M0 ^9 a  `5 h1 y% W* R
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 3 l; ~) L' [0 }; j7 M5 |" v* S0 ?

6 y9 p4 A; f7 \( ^6 }斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. $ @; A. t  F6 y1 v- s7 P4 T
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine + U7 l( A2 m) V  F" d
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, - G1 n1 {/ J  I# w6 c% u
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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+ z3 G; D$ M$ F& F* R; }教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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' ~4 Z0 E+ ~7 F! A' n. w4 B師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. % D- [- F% `! L7 S

6 G1 }" G  r; H5 f, N3 Q% j子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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  `! h2 S$ a% \3 Q非所宜 :but that is a real mistake * L. p, `+ I" I3 w2 k
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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$ ]! f4 M# ^1 ~( P" U6 D老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 0 q9 L( q- Y. |0 Y4 L7 I) o
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 3 U4 V4 C' I2 w9 a4 t; c3 j9 X

) D( l; o; N+ I6 S; Z' V" V不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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. I' P" [! j0 D$ y1 w8 A& u/ D人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ! q# ^1 w  R$ C. O: \* E

% C/ K  V( @2 n( J1 x& {1 y* l不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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