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人之初:At the beginning of life. - [! E, `% y+ D- ^) N) d

! {1 p% n9 _4 v, k. f, f8 j性本善:Sex is good. 4 `8 ~' L" Q3 |2 C: h4 ]. z7 c8 [

& X( b" X# c3 F' T; k性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. - M( s, @) f/ P- O- N* t& L! {( k

+ S- @# K; a5 y  B3 N, R習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. % F* Q5 R6 i# h% H  D

, X. P/ _$ c1 S& ~) y2 Y4 \6 v6 _( B苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 5 |4 w$ w" T; W: h! K% L

# R: Z: f* u9 j3 g. B教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.   }: t1 Q: Y% z9 c: n

3 F' z# \) |; Q昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 3 R6 y$ f# V! h$ `
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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6 b1 T. E5 {( G/ P- e2 B子不學:If you don't study hard, " x( M8 ^% J2 l0 q/ k

* w- {( B+ O9 m+ A, }+ L. Y斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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& n/ M( `8 z# h* @4 W4 D竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous - g6 b: E; p8 c) G6 Q

, ^- d" S' t& o" k! p' k有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine   Q% g) c/ F5 L

$ C. r( f+ |: O* Y! y教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 6 u. S, s; V0 @6 y
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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3 L3 t# Z" U! ~0 e( y父之過 :It is all your fault. + y  K0 U( v+ s% d+ Q1 o+ X/ |

# L  s& ^8 u7 ?教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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( g+ r4 w( p: ^師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. . C+ w% v8 Z3 @  O

9 K7 Z. z% M+ U8 ^3 ]子不學 :You may refuse to study this 2 J, L5 ~- l& w$ X$ H! b* P$ _; Q
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 3 e. W! V( D) b; a7 V# n

. h# ]* I6 }. K; K. ~; @4 u幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, + ^) b* [0 X& k
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 9 q* J+ ]4 I" p+ \. R

5 R0 r0 d3 p' x7 J& Y- A% a5 \人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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$ a7 F" J1 h! |( r. F! |, P0 \不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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