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人之初:At the beginning of life. # g9 L) I" f: P7 P- @

. V% d6 K4 \" D. `8 L7 s性本善:Sex is good. 5 P: I: W1 v1 c2 c8 u' I
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. & D$ K; b: A+ W7 z
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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* x7 H4 \% ?3 r. i苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ' B9 z% ~2 e9 A) O/ h  y8 m5 K

2 t' O1 p5 }3 R8 K3 Q! k性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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4 Z$ v1 a1 C. f1 y. |: L9 z) F教之道:The way of learning it " S/ t9 a* A% L1 N
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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, s6 f4 U* z% I; v昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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, e* U& b: e$ ?1 H% Z. T9 Z擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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6 E! {1 j. p5 J! K* O. b' F子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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* w4 `3 T1 ]0 e/ F; ]3 A2 C* w有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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& p! c' r4 D# l/ o/ u: z; @教五子 :All his five son took it % L: M( |0 L5 i/ `! u
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 9 R" h6 v) u" u# N+ S" L0 X

* m0 D4 f: Z1 E& f- G養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 4 z7 i! C, T+ i$ m
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 7 t! h' Y* m% k  c5 k( k

% c. m/ `9 ^6 h# P0 H6 m% ^5 q# ~$ I子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 1 |3 K2 Y4 u$ {
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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# W+ R/ m) y- c5 i% x. S不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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