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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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( ~, e3 t1 M$ A% }; V1 [性本善:Sex is good. : M3 T, w2 C0 n. Q9 @; M( S$ d8 l
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 4 m, ^0 b. M9 `

9 J9 C1 L, Q* r; }習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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( K4 ^2 H/ n0 R& q" M. s9 X貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ( O) x6 G0 H; G7 Y+ T

+ n  ?9 |7 m! y% \+ x昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng $ i8 [$ U5 M0 j9 r: G* k

5 @9 r. H; V) S7 q擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 4 x8 _" W+ |0 X, Q$ [  ^
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. + `8 J5 D- ^" I; K7 k; e& `

6 w3 B2 B; [5 N; e, _0 |4 x- P' S竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it & Y: x/ I* Q5 J9 B7 e1 K8 W- z
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ! M) G8 D5 w0 L" y
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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. a7 o! p. [% \* F1 P7 W, p教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ) s9 R1 E- H1 l; K$ G. ]0 D- W

% i3 ]8 B' b$ p1 r師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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- x; a9 i% \0 {" a+ E' S' i) U子不學 :You may refuse to study this 3 Y" D( |' ^' E! X

9 I" @" u$ [% O% X% X- p; K& m非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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  k8 Q1 J! V2 h& R幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged . h! W6 x! y3 y' \- c; ]1 ?) k1 T

1 f  {. U  |& t5 p# D9 B玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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& ~8 ]# r2 Z& D人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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