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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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. l( H1 m# c. O: `# g% e" c習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 7 G0 @( t3 \7 I6 T4 V
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 6 Z4 T- @" c; G7 F. P
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教之道:The way of learning it 3 S7 I% R( H$ {% A
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 7 |( ?( s* l6 a
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. & L8 z1 A6 g# `- @* C! r! a& f

: {; C, k! c  x9 ~$ ^6 o( F/ T% m子不學:If you don't study hard,
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/ [% J6 Z% J" ]# K3 O8 r斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 6 h$ L, {" ^7 E) h  ~  U

8 b% m; X% b- ]& `8 e竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous $ {; x7 y( k7 e1 g# t% e
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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( [1 L$ G4 Y6 A0 f; L名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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- R1 R6 \* q! `. D, ^父之過 :It is all your fault. * R- `  E4 I5 @6 V# y# l) W

" Q! y8 w7 U5 \8 K3 w) F/ L$ h* B教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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1 ]4 t9 }: b3 L  J子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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- z3 h) v+ @  u* ?  Z* c/ \$ [& m, J非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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* T# `8 M8 A1 V/ y* y老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged " @0 X3 h7 T, q; s( \8 T0 d
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 0 W9 L/ ^$ y$ }, i

; ?1 j( T2 T) D0 L+ M; R3 f不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. . u  G: e4 [: S+ Y- `$ G8 A& c1 I

- |$ O+ O" n. E: W人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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% u' r5 u& K2 {) T& `3 C* ~不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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