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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. , k; Z2 _% B6 T

) s0 s. Q# Z4 b# ]- [, l2 k習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ( U) q! ?- Y& j8 W2 D5 n

: L" \9 B! o0 o& s, i教之道:The way of learning it
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8 q) |3 t7 ]  R貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 1 A# z& v' K+ J; i
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, ' X6 a$ D2 k% |; `! g

: x4 V; v! m5 j( K1 H* z斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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- k$ X3 S) s9 F% D竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous : \0 h3 [1 @1 o& ]: _
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine + V$ F2 i+ l8 F9 K

" N5 j" J% @) l% k2 Z5 r' m教五子 :All his five son took it " O, q& N5 \: y$ |' Z' P
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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9 ?; d, B4 ^2 n6 j. ~- {; R- C+ s父之過 :It is all your fault.
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* y. ^+ {3 W) ?: g9 h" }教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, % m! n5 i. R$ o

; I& Z6 z2 p: y) r, Y) f8 I師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , [6 ?  {: D6 N6 y2 e; k) V0 i

: Y! g6 K* m3 Q2 h: r子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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- w+ H4 X3 u1 u幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, * g: [( ]7 d1 I9 t2 {6 @+ j

  M$ Y! k$ G, v老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ! x& g7 O6 d* [% ^* H4 L
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. - s  T/ X; \0 S' K! c

. W) ?# s- l, i2 _; o人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 7 w8 S' V+ b) W: m% c
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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