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人之初:At the beginning of life. ; c  C7 ~! V% B5 W8 W
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性本善:Sex is good.
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$ Z# |" D! v) \' ?性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. - O2 M8 y! n9 s7 o/ d
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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0 E! @8 n9 _1 x' S* N$ _3 N性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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& W  F; W% }  O# g! W) U: J貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 2 M5 l9 a4 {# ]9 e, U; v& v

( W7 t, d8 e+ I# x: S6 O& B9 Q/ A* q, a昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 7 P: z: |* z& Y! R
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. $ v: r& L: B# f& d+ l' o7 M# P7 g
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 6 P8 `7 ]/ K  G8 ]. f% m

" E1 k2 f$ Q- z7 P斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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8 Q* @7 i! D3 N1 S2 j0 \竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine $ Q, m# S5 X- ?* b5 p; e- L3 M/ Q

  R, I) g' h0 f教五子 :All his five son took it   S- a& b# B$ o; n( Z( i

/ F2 x+ z& `; W! {* J名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 8 j0 y; N9 x( s, w  @- }$ Y: I" s

$ q  u5 [: ?0 k: i$ M- w6 T父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. " U, l' E* c5 B" Q3 J4 h, }
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged : g3 Z; @! m! }& U
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ; a4 l/ J/ y5 N3 l$ D; @5 y6 ?' l. ~

) _4 S! q) W7 x! d1 g* H不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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* s6 A+ {5 H3 F( V人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 6 [3 ~* F- U; C+ a0 m4 j

5 f% C5 w1 A6 C3 E: T, B6 ]  d不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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