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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. # m( X4 o5 S5 E% a. `
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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6 Q! \- S, P! K! s苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. : x4 `/ z. H+ k. }. e0 U9 j
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 8 z4 B1 I9 W" K' F3 ]$ G8 G

: b: `. v- e8 S$ @教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 6 ^0 @. x, c. x7 [
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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5 n8 C. M  l# r3 t# w$ L3 m斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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& C" ?3 }/ K. q0 @竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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7 {# p+ E6 w+ Z# X- M3 _有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 3 n' X& w- n  g2 e8 Y7 [! z

3 M; d; O. F' t) p; j. e名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, % v- W* j& l/ g* t, p
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父之過 :It is all your fault.   f! R/ x, E( h, [
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, $ l- M8 v: N- }0 w& e2 K! j0 N

9 H* W7 p0 ?- i9 _0 e% S; A師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 0 V/ R. e' C1 n9 `3 p! X
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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' T' ]) j+ z! P5 [& B玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 8 _9 t! U) Z% s; Z5 A+ e5 r' y6 D

3 J$ X7 x$ c/ E6 k) Z! J* m) ]不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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; \2 E2 s. Q, f$ b人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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