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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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3 |, D1 C8 W( _9 c" O  Z! B. U性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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. X! L7 _( q# a# G- g, @0 `6 E) @習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ) c; d0 V% P; y$ l3 W
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 0 E) V4 a8 N% c

- I- E7 j- L7 H* F8 S教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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2 Q$ ^. [9 J3 q2 O3 r$ a9 C; E; @! U( Z/ H昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 8 m% I4 x! @6 t1 f- V: \. o1 V
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. . @- J( U* |- ~2 @. k2 k
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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  v$ l3 U9 H9 K7 \* {7 \斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. % W0 x% M( l# _5 W- C

* X( N/ \0 p6 s8 c/ h竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous & _2 G. w; o' t8 H6 `

" V* ?* N" H8 ^! M. V6 F有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 5 N: F7 A" }4 q" p# W/ E6 i
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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* M$ h4 o+ ^) M- M名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 4 u+ u" X  Z% Q+ g
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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: X1 T" S  U. Q子不學 :You may refuse to study this 5 ^4 }7 I9 S- i& H
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 8 v& i" r: g  m0 H3 R& ?: H

7 q9 ~' W! i' R( G幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, " G) Q, [# _1 F6 q

; v/ H" z, z, r) C& ]老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged $ s* Z, k( V8 @; h
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,   y- d3 F9 n% ~: Q& @/ ]! d

4 f4 c( C1 r* ?+ a% \: Y8 u. y不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ; K7 x" Z, a6 P( f3 k, l) e2 o
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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6 k0 x2 S( y" A: _/ g$ {不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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