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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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1 T$ w4 F+ X+ K4 q1 _5 u; P+ _性本善:Sex is good. 4 L& {8 J* I" ]0 k$ K; |$ a
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 1 d! S$ A( [1 H) ?# T/ o1 r

+ R7 \4 n1 _4 n3 d2 w6 b教之道:The way of learning it
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$ x# L$ z* Y! N  I貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. : F5 |' f! u  `& C' D8 }1 L

6 ]& L. ^0 P" O昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng & n0 A+ a5 _+ _
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. % L, d2 w$ }8 R6 v# S; P1 W0 M
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. " b: }$ N/ M2 w

4 q7 W$ _4 ?* u# E竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous / _9 H+ W/ l* O$ h
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine - U7 S. i0 Q/ X- a2 A+ e
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教五子 :All his five son took it ( A) v7 U; v  o- t9 G
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 4 M$ Y9 G1 A0 X! S: J7 z1 e
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, * w3 D" t+ i! l$ O

7 x' i9 `  E! }父之過 :It is all your fault. % H+ r1 e( I5 B4 k( m" c2 Q! |

% t. Z) L3 }' {1 t) V教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ! V# H. Q  t  V( ]4 S

& o# I! {9 }* ~' V師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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  i2 n) O2 _- z( N$ J/ U子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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& o" t4 Y' `  q: O5 R% y非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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$ Z  l3 O. L+ J) e幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged : n; e2 N, z" ?( |; a& `
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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" w* r$ h% W/ Y不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. $ o# ?+ z( J" b( Q

# j6 P' M  t7 U3 }$ \人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 5 R5 c4 f3 n4 S3 C$ d
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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