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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life. % X0 A) ~. x9 N
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性本善:Sex is good. ! |1 E9 ]: ~$ z& G- r
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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. F6 _ y5 B& N% X* a/ c: V苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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, M9 ]& B2 }/ Z8 X9 a: _4 q2 v教之道:The way of learning it
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/ l7 ~7 \; g! F' U1 E$ Q貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 8 [" v& e9 e- c9 M
3 P" `9 M% k* y1 ?2 l2 Q# p: b+ m. {昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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6 R+ R/ ]: ~5 T" L" s8 G, n擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. & G3 I( k# u1 D4 m
# {7 K# I3 N! x% B子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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/ L; k9 J- v. I) ~8 h教五子 :All his five son took it - m/ }) j# w- M1 ]+ g. Q
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 7 q6 n! R) f" a4 W0 I# _; t
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ' y; ?& {. H0 S( C3 _
; m- G# ~ o4 Q7 h教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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, b- d6 T7 U2 x6 r+ b' M師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 0 P* p9 l; E! j# D
8 |. z, D6 K/ ~7 r非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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) p! ]& g8 q* T. T3 _9 ^0 T老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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. u& ~* e/ J9 w7 d% @0 C: h m ?9 M, m玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, r$ f+ d) @/ m6 }+ B1 p! @
' [" }5 i V/ G4 T5 g ~不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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: {( T4 b% r' ?人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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# [1 |, [! {" T' j% G不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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