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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. - b9 a" W4 Y$ B+ j1 u- w) h' v

4 \! W( _; j5 W) [: c- O性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 2 T/ O: N7 f. Y! h8 @8 f1 z
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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8 f$ r! w1 G' w- `/ d$ @  D. Y苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.   [8 `( S5 M3 }) B* L; x* z- r5 [. q

( K/ R+ j/ G' G  X# Z2 Y- x性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. % \- y; t1 f: j  Y
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教之道:The way of learning it & E, R( ?% {9 c2 A; I: j8 c1 ^2 y

0 m3 U& _+ q, i  a  j- \  U  D& Q貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 6 u( R: a$ h3 t" ], Y/ i2 A8 N

! y, e8 E) }' @: z  Z: M: P' k昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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. y6 V+ Y4 m; J3 l' i擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. : F$ l4 }- C5 y) B0 m( Y

+ i/ v; ]" n4 z子不學:If you don't study hard, 0 {- o4 w' k5 W6 ~( b# P" E
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ; w! {5 ^. D. {7 A
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous " D! o0 m9 @. }
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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. I% M7 M$ {) G教五子 :All his five son took it : s5 O; D! `3 O( l' A
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 0 N, |- F7 n2 G4 m: U
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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$ u( Y! c) W5 _6 t; r9 l父之過 :It is all your fault. + N5 d$ [3 @5 H% h0 p
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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2 O. z) L$ |! Y% w: J: \# V0 I師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 9 d% W, i; X" F
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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' T8 n, d' d: ?) `8 X" K非所宜 :but that is a real mistake - P: _/ f- Y: f# R

6 b/ ^( n( u+ |幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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: l' k, P7 m( |% T3 `老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged % N; W2 y$ N. z& a+ y+ V
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 2 R3 n- l. F% D* u& U6 a
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. : e% J  a7 e6 l% ~8 C  p0 ~
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ( ]  I& o3 B, l" ?' L0 n
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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