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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 6 L* S6 u/ g% w1 k  \$ Z! Y

. C/ e# b4 M" c性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. : Y# C9 M) i& n, q" g$ p/ K- K% Z

! O; U- l6 d/ q- C* x苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 0 x9 l- b+ @9 p7 o
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教之道:The way of learning it ) u6 z& M) F  W! H% b

  N4 ^* Q: x& Q貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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, u# Z5 G( C/ G3 G昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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9 K6 g  R5 C  M/ o+ s子不學:If you don't study hard,
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# R& w4 y8 L) R# d斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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! y" R8 l$ n3 d# s有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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, {0 t9 b8 S) Q/ \$ x教五子 :All his five son took it
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5 e4 z. v9 Y* [% M. @5 L名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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4 V" C6 H* B7 u養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, # r& ~3 [: }; ?; Y/ e9 P

' c4 p5 |6 V! ~7 z9 G* }/ |父之過 :It is all your fault. 2 y) x3 R; N1 j/ _
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, " j5 K0 q4 P6 W8 K1 j  y7 b

6 l2 Y  E$ ^4 `2 K師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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* g. G) s6 L) S1 M+ D7 ?! R6 L- k子不學 :You may refuse to study this 1 b2 `) f! }  m6 u" U6 e

6 V1 e' e6 [  O% m非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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- A( w$ \3 C" k+ k' z2 D) }) p幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, , _$ E/ |. x" T% I

+ |# h! ]4 Y- K1 D) x老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged " [4 u9 Y; Z! k6 c7 ^1 B

2 U  E7 J8 _  i* x' _! ^. V玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ' r- `7 S+ ]* T3 u4 l/ N
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. + {  f/ F3 r( O8 V6 A7 u

; ~( p+ F. F3 d- [% x. ]+ ~人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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0 j. l5 q. ~& g# \: e不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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