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人之初:At the beginning of life. 4 ]% u, I2 w; G0 c! t* E

! O) k* |- H$ [; c* |/ J0 H6 d性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. + c3 E6 m, W! }9 H9 ~$ Y% h6 a

9 F9 b4 J, s& [$ H, D7 d苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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; Y$ V  O5 A0 S* m' {9 t+ T+ X, l8 @性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 9 ]% N3 h' w% y+ w8 K8 {
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教之道:The way of learning it ; L/ O- D( v* N" q" X7 [; F' w
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ( L% x# s7 u, U3 u4 \, a5 f, H6 |
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 7 o3 X! Z# X3 D& \% d
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 0 x! \, k% X( Q
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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! ~$ i0 R' p; N4 g斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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9 |- W  K5 Y3 A/ t竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 0 h# O! x4 P; L0 A2 `; f
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. " b  W0 M3 \2 H4 s2 ~) F
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 2 a; |# E) O! T+ u7 s
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父之過 :It is all your fault. + g7 \3 Y: S8 j# g, J3 e: w1 M0 t0 W

. v5 a" }4 s% Q7 n教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 0 i  I" h: q( o- U& R3 s! I3 Q( B
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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% r5 f* a" X- A+ R子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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, R' ]5 `4 I$ L+ L非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ) w1 x2 Z1 Y+ K0 P* ^0 B! G

0 z4 n0 V0 @& z4 F1 \# i幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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2 D  r  `1 _* e5 }老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 5 S9 H/ j& f  a2 i. T
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ; k; \$ ^4 ?( @! y9 ~
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 5 E# C- ?4 x$ t, z6 ?) o
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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