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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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" I( o# b) R. u7 A性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. , \) [2 }% j4 K+ S( \' \
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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; U: Z) ]: {) d; m+ J0 P性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 7 c/ Y. j( m) g( P1 `3 S; y; j
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教之道:The way of learning it 9 c# F+ u- y( W- I
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 7 i1 O6 p. x( \+ C: D

6 h/ i3 Z5 c7 _( q/ b昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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% ^6 e. G2 r0 a6 F5 G1 e4 i$ v擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. . C: R4 O3 g* E. }" R

  e% A) H% d. M子不學:If you don't study hard, * q  O; ?) s: F6 J; {
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 8 ]6 ]2 J7 g8 v

7 B( h+ M1 c9 l竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous % k( G" v2 H9 ^9 O, c6 r4 O4 q

( U" c2 G% n" _/ k! Y有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 3 ?4 k. x0 f8 v" V# [* G

3 `$ _0 x% |* z$ {, A2 ~名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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, G/ c4 W) M9 B& Z養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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3 c. a$ P; ?( j) ^9 K6 o父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 3 V6 _$ T) Z+ w" u% g6 M
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. & ]4 R, I- W+ H: f  Q
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this / N( I5 i0 y; k7 a6 q& ~
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 5 ]: x# i4 D5 I$ Q  s; P) c' V
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 6 ?  a2 e( r, V: S0 N3 l: n
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. / G9 U9 F& x+ ~
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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* |2 g5 `$ L. X4 F0 y' g* m不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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