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人之初:At the beginning of life. 5 h; A- C" r8 A" E( Z  C$ t
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性本善:Sex is good. 6 X1 |5 P! Y/ s! A  u& _0 p: y

6 @4 B6 _, c0 K' P6 \. z9 a3 @/ M性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. / l+ x6 \( H2 z' r! M3 @
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. " @$ f, y, T; L
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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& Q0 @) d; d/ g% f) K, C性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. + j( g9 I- z8 {; E/ ?' R
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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' o4 w4 k5 s8 w% ~3 h$ Y/ W$ B2 _昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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- h% _9 {) u6 p擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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4 `( w  A/ |% r* Q子不學:If you don't study hard,
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! L; J2 P: P; h7 \  S2 x) E斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ' i( m4 [3 j& g* \

3 v" @+ O, K8 F7 k9 x( w竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ! L+ `  b9 U) W+ L& ?
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 9 ~  I/ {- S8 c+ b2 _  h, u- X

; e* b; |9 m6 \5 ^" k9 K教五子 :All his five son took it & l; R% u8 l2 @1 b* t6 S
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ! ?2 @- s4 R5 l+ E4 d* J3 r* S4 f5 q
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ' S: y- t4 _2 V1 k0 f  W7 k
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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+ t% O+ Q' ^+ b+ c" S5 v子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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, `" G6 {( ?8 T% ~3 {7 ^1 c非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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; ]/ J# o8 }- |: ]8 n4 _幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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! h% h- p! I& K# B" |老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ! A1 H& r8 J* o5 g3 Z- F! d# w3 _

6 f/ B) t6 _& M7 x+ U6 n不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 2 Z1 Y0 q3 E" j( C) u5 s2 q
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ' W4 J+ [& b5 L

+ h" H' y: o0 R9 F% \3 _: s不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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