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人之初:At the beginning of life. * k* `* b8 y# @9 t3 ]
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性本善:Sex is good.
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" E% m* L) A6 b3 v  f性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. , j4 I. K' \- c$ j* W8 d

+ u" Q. l& d. N+ Z. G& M# b% `, b! E習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 6 h& q5 _% B, g" c9 Z2 k/ t
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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: t3 z+ A, p: ?* T5 d6 m& n性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. % {/ e- u( n& B8 }* h& B

, `3 C% s! ~- U( s教之道:The way of learning it 8 x( o5 y, E; m

  l  O) A: m7 V# D. y貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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# R# {$ @6 ~" |/ ]2 W8 K, N1 W擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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% H# m; u6 ]3 O0 ]竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 4 |- @7 y+ F6 a. b- Q+ C

* Y: I) d, t' U教五子 :All his five son took it
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- t, p- `5 }, a名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. - B# \% ~. s8 h7 p* C. Z" _; \

" G9 `0 z4 Q3 q$ h7 H6 r+ H9 Y養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 5 q" E9 \  Y) r; s, L" U8 y1 y

+ c6 |! Z6 L  A% u2 s  ^# U" q! B! I% i父之過 :It is all your fault.
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' L) L  D. u  F9 F& b教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 7 X1 s( w1 `/ {1 t( S" o6 o& q- b" t
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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, |2 w; h4 ~6 u5 O1 t子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ' [1 ?: G: }9 F. z- i0 M

) e+ {6 |% n( ~! U- [' M幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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& Y9 d0 B0 \. S9 Y老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 1 @4 T9 Y& B' J4 X
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 5 R7 T8 C2 c1 H; d8 `
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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/ u' q5 H8 h$ L$ H0 k/ D人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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