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人之初:At the beginning of life. ' b- @" ^/ O2 [9 p& Z6 k
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性本善:Sex is good. / z: E7 a. S: }! v6 v
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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: z, {3 p. T: s9 |; s苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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; n0 K9 n6 n- c  S# F8 L+ w教之道:The way of learning it
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2 |/ C+ J' K) p7 W9 W. q0 ~3 ]: r, B$ y貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 5 T5 G1 ]; g$ c/ n. |
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ) H: c% ?5 }8 u, k1 v

& \3 g+ m. o* k! w6 @擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 3 S4 b& H. Y0 o6 s) J
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 8 @4 i- ~2 X! G- w7 J$ A; I2 Z
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ) W- _8 q9 K3 e4 z0 j6 u& V

, _  {6 B- m7 ^' h( W竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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" ?9 B& |7 N9 \/ m1 _7 |- G) J有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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0 S1 j0 w$ r( x( [, U' T* C教五子 :All his five son took it 9 H3 A( I* n8 a: _+ P

4 u: |/ e# s* u名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 8 P0 L4 b; Z& p$ r/ W. u
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ! Q/ `+ F" ^4 i* l
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,   x- i3 Z( }& [, s
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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$ [9 C0 f7 i: T1 [7 [/ o, H非所宜 :but that is a real mistake $ x- ?/ L3 t9 h  o# K- s
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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# ^. n9 R  L+ N. G0 f- |2 G! b, F: L老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 5 @' g' o+ Q1 K) \
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, & n' d( B2 u8 v! C  |+ P
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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7 U( D+ {( D2 M! b) d7 |" ~5 O人不學 :If you don't learn sex, & ?' _* ?: Y* L

, f5 |' ]! s4 f6 g3 N不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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