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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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4 Z9 u5 _3 N! U- ]性本善:Sex is good. . g. X( R4 L/ O7 ?( q+ \, G
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. / L6 p8 R0 u2 V% z/ \- e& K$ n1 u
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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6 G, T2 ^6 T( B( S) D% v5 Z, I' M性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. , V" {$ M$ p& a3 ^, J+ q

0 U3 [" h' d8 u7 s3 L  F) Q教之道:The way of learning it ( D7 n# m0 b* E1 T4 F

, [( w: \1 v" s, j6 J& G9 M, |# G貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. " o4 S6 d! W/ \

# `, ]$ B' y- e7 _3 P昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 1 X4 `) r3 E3 t5 l

  v( V* u7 G3 C4 n2 |8 w- m4 V子不學:If you don't study hard,
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' I! K$ N3 n/ _; r! k  ?斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine : L0 }/ ]- [5 Y1 c

2 u/ g1 c  g) [9 \" C) T教五子 :All his five son took it
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; d, R$ @0 I: I( A5 A* U2 ^名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. # ~+ f3 e# D9 Y0 t2 q: q5 H3 o
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 0 A" t0 Z" s$ E0 i2 f7 y5 E
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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4 r: |; E7 F1 T( I子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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6 r$ [# A- D, `, D. V7 u非所宜 :but that is a real mistake   h3 C1 T8 ]# ~5 C3 A

& v! F: s$ m  s% P. I/ U幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 9 {" L( S3 S/ ]! v
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. $ ~8 r* x5 r' h

) V! {4 h  w/ t6 @; C* w人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 1 L. |" u, [9 M6 a0 q  p  _

! E3 H# r4 f1 q; e  c& ~) q* n不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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