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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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/ m4 |1 D9 B6 P性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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9 ]- _3 p0 Z; ?6 K1 H- L習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 3 e- i: i6 S1 L% O2 l  m3 n

$ y' c8 k  f' U9 l) E9 Y苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 7 G8 c' I! Q& ~& V
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教之道:The way of learning it
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. g- v* {7 B/ D' _+ o2 L貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 4 J! N& G: e8 r9 C

  X8 ^9 n$ K0 k/ j+ C: [昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng - C" ^' b; H9 I, H8 X- U
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 3 G: e4 q6 Q) ?* C' a# e; l/ P
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子不學:If you don't study hard, & _. e& k! ~( V8 m- \, Y8 v( o

9 P- `1 a8 H, _8 W0 n/ U) ^斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ! u- C% a5 V7 ]3 p. J
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine $ p  n; I: G' o* r+ U5 i7 W2 ^
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, , }7 L5 \$ v1 Y8 B

2 n6 l6 J& f6 y4 ~' u( Z0 J6 i父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 2 T+ C0 m) G  Q) A! m

- K5 P) ^! h. R/ X2 y/ K/ U師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 8 U# N$ ]) R3 o0 b" b. J
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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, E0 r* i6 e; {3 r0 D- \# _% Y非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, - l5 A8 T' w+ m  M$ c

/ H4 n. T  X/ p0 M0 h5 e老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, * |( x; Y9 e/ ]  O3 Q- H0 x
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. - `0 D' k0 B% [* S/ g- M0 \
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 2 z! ?/ X' l! ~" h

( `: O! v. f, S: G' j+ |0 Z不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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