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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. / A- ~( q% L  O2 D+ ]) a5 `8 J
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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0 y  |$ u: V( z. q" w0 ]0 [苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. " W. ]+ ~( `2 d9 O0 L3 S
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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9 v) Y, y7 c: s貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 8 U5 X/ a* W1 ]# }7 C

' V' i7 Q0 ?% @; l% J: B. W. a+ _擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 6 F) b: ?& z* y8 C
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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. V* q0 R" ~+ O# F( L名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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0 i/ U- O% n6 O/ q0 I1 \養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 9 e' ~, T4 h# [) U) I* x# j

/ o# P1 o& W# c& H* B0 o父之過 :It is all your fault.
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# C4 y& q$ t3 w7 o' {教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, , D) W/ }; _( l: W0 D3 T4 i# d
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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) `+ `8 N2 X$ x! h! a非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ) w. {: b7 z% e1 e

  x! v/ x9 B: J幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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( [& g, G1 D3 r; q老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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+ Z7 [- T9 l; X$ t$ s7 X- M- K不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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