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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life.
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: ]# a2 F% K0 p* Q. i( H/ _性本善:Sex is good. , Z8 ~* o) I$ r3 D
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 3 i/ D) G ~8 _2 x. \7 H; E0 U
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. / I9 D, {5 l: p: F
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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' i/ y: r9 c7 Y, k) g* m- q教之道:The way of learning it * } O- O9 f, P: w! m
$ [5 |5 h& U: \5 W! P- \- u貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 7 a/ j* @ D( J7 a" K
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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5 I( T& z R2 o6 w0 D6 ^子不學:If you don't study hard,
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1 ? D8 h+ i/ f0 I斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 3 B/ i1 s9 o. n
) B/ e# F2 a" K2 ^! k0 Y# M教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. . p& `% Y4 \3 K7 s' }
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, " o& ]( `# ~8 n; o. y4 k
- x1 u7 v t& r' v" @父之過 :It is all your fault. $ `% P8 w2 J0 ~3 F3 R8 K% a2 c
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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$ q' B& \) |$ S: H n1 y師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 1 R7 {) F) s9 V% T7 B! A" q
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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/ u9 n; K" R A3 _7 Z3 S7 G) z幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ' @8 f( A# T1 d
0 m/ b: ]- S, x9 \8 B J; u# O老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, , a! |: g9 p2 {! b' d
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ! Y! P7 p' v- ~0 u5 n3 W
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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