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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. ) l0 @+ a& A# u! r/ g4 z: m

8 t! T9 P  x& z; f* M' p/ v性本善:Sex is good. 0 {7 y8 O/ `* F& G2 l6 q" P5 e# m
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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8 Z/ k8 g2 n/ E: C習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 0 o/ e' z2 s# w0 D0 {( R+ o) Q. Q
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ! }- N. O+ h: q+ Y% N

1 B8 p) N( r3 y教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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* E$ w  C! W6 {5 C2 E擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ( D4 V& x3 N2 m: W( g

& J3 M8 h. f1 l$ L子不學:If you don't study hard,
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: q5 d* B- ^( e& y3 K" G" v; h: g0 l5 J斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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3 \: t2 X. u6 D, ^7 N3 {有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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  C3 m, {  L/ A教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 6 V$ H7 {* E: J6 z/ L$ }" V

) ?% t" w* d9 N5 m$ R4 d) Q養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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9 M/ z' \, d9 A+ f0 o7 [6 Q8 C父之過 :It is all your fault. 6 k0 a: B3 C7 m9 |8 ]5 n" n5 H

/ Y, U- W5 _2 ?- `教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, - @# q2 W1 s7 L  d3 z1 W: m7 c6 d- g
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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2 R* `4 a9 b. K8 b9 p4 `子不學 :You may refuse to study this 1 D8 N7 `1 u8 b/ G5 [& {8 B
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 8 M- q& ]  I7 R+ G3 J; L
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged $ l. @- Z! u4 G& A; g
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, " [. w, c6 e" d  n0 Z$ W* ~5 I! s

, Y" P1 y) U* u0 u- I不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 5 F" ~8 X& G# w, A5 G" \  J

4 G) q3 ^, d9 J9 C0 t( Q人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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