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人之初:At the beginning of life. : c/ V, X+ b# V  n1 I
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性本善:Sex is good. $ r" t& d' ], i3 y$ F

+ {. }* Z, k& o& m2 I9 J3 R性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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8 E3 _5 R0 n$ j習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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8 t$ B; W- U, W# @' q1 X苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 0 U; m# Z4 ]- n- K5 f# j

- C  `  o( z  a' Q, {性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ' G' `# _, o$ a) v5 c3 {
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教之道:The way of learning it
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3 m4 c1 R9 m' C7 B! Q. X貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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2 f( e* g3 d5 ]4 Z0 w子不學:If you don't study hard,
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  l, H5 a  C2 h  s& e/ ?9 H斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. # A5 H; n, l5 ^

. x; w: V3 r$ w1 s竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 7 O- o8 `9 n2 }9 m+ V) O
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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" X' R, @6 _0 K8 p! b8 e養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 1 p& Y, V- U4 @

, r* i0 w1 W. F( }- L: J教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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; M7 G! Y( O8 {8 D, w) V+ U% k師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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: P; `3 A5 ]" O  z非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ' J+ W1 v9 c* k( Q; d

2 c- ^1 V' u9 o4 O" Y: S  c老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 4 m: I# N! G. D% l7 w+ E( ]3 M3 o) }

& F" M/ Y/ p6 x# g6 |玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 2 Z; F. Y7 R9 L6 m* I6 ?  k$ e
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ; ]+ V- a9 L5 Z- g1 E/ [

- h* i1 m# W# a+ w5 g# U9 {人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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