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人之初:At the beginning of life. & e$ r% J" c3 J, P) `
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. & ]% A7 X7 \: Q7 u  k
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. , @  K/ V2 |, p: J4 w

* ^9 @! g! |7 Q8 [苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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2 t1 [2 A7 [" _% f性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. * `  i8 q, |9 E) Q" x" q' S5 K8 N
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教之道:The way of learning it " n( [+ F9 m3 _/ `) h7 t
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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) e/ x* i4 E% P3 O: K# |1 A昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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. A9 U( p4 p  F! F6 J/ ~; E擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ) F/ b. y: [% S1 s1 p
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子不學:If you don't study hard, ' Q3 B" a, a, s: [" q
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 5 B8 g; B* x2 d4 p! R- s

- i/ C/ |! Y: ^# {6 g# l有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 2 B) A6 H2 Q1 y  L/ K, r
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教五子 :All his five son took it # s- V- A( @+ X9 c* J% H' l$ }

9 ]4 ?# c1 d2 i0 }4 E8 E: X2 ~名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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/ m, ^/ @5 T  _9 c% g1 Q+ I養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, # a: N4 Y7 L1 z; }
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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' o; v. `/ d% q# \0 h教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 7 r% q" k, s& {% k

3 X9 j# s5 g1 z8 d  C師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. $ v0 l( |  |: F* f9 T

) e9 v# |8 o1 F5 Q子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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" p5 m$ e, l0 U; r非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ( \1 J, U- f- D5 w, h+ z
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, / |3 L1 O8 ^& y4 f

% e- t0 w- b' c% K) _7 l老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 0 `( R6 S* r2 K3 m$ G1 Y9 J! t
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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