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人之初:At the beginning of life. 9 G* Y: |7 ]. [1 s* S" \
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性本善:Sex is good. 1 n# g1 H6 {1 S5 l# H. B
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. * Y+ p9 t# u5 L  C( y+ x

0 x& O+ G8 ^* ]: E: e習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. : U' M1 u( N. b" o' [. A! p4 a; l
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 2 i2 V& N  D6 r) D# Y! ^

; a" s- Y# Y, I% p! R性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 9 e& p2 h9 N, P* n

* {* ~' S; {6 K& h9 z/ c( P! y教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. * E' p  @9 A8 I5 x0 }5 r

4 D! h/ T' d( ]' y; n昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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: O6 _4 I  v* T. p5 h6 v% `3 ^擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.   m! N# B9 B. F5 J) A; _

/ a/ d) E4 G$ A子不學:If you don't study hard, / p4 X  x2 T3 S

8 z  H& a- l) g斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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: d3 s% d5 e, U9 F7 Z. z: |有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ( E2 O: V5 r# j" c( O/ N

! Z( j3 K! I4 r! a, {( D教五子 :All his five son took it ' G6 t9 }# T2 b9 M5 F
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 1 r% w" K5 f3 m. |+ _

* e* a3 i  @& x/ s2 l9 ~養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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; M  B. L( x" D/ d教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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  B3 j) N, e# e  L- J! d5 ?! x師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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6 X  C% I: h1 i1 w$ C子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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/ m8 r+ B, Y. h7 d6 e3 {: A非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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+ G9 b9 l3 `$ s9 m) ]7 S3 {6 o老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ' x- F4 d7 w( p8 a# D, X$ T5 k

$ t# i5 D# `0 s- b9 U/ j玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, - b# W) b  Z: M9 _. k9 y
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. # G; k; u' b$ X$ L! S
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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" ]8 J; ?, B- O' B' h( T) g不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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