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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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0 n4 r8 @. G- L性本善:Sex is good. / P5 d8 V* h( e
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. , J! g3 C2 o' I/ k$ e
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. / ^' _' g& }9 I; H. M. v

/ v. x' L; J- L$ H2 ~0 a$ d' w4 p& U苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 7 f/ ?: }8 s0 ~! {6 x8 k& n
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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9 M) H9 |5 x6 v: B- O教之道:The way of learning it
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, p! L( {, b8 a( [貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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7 B0 N9 U1 u2 c5 c' @昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ) b( X) J- J; k/ e4 _8 j" g

& c' Y5 A( F8 O6 d9 V1 {+ x- _擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 2 i$ g( H2 }6 Z7 Z4 ^1 @
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ; `; m- y2 x8 p' y% g* U, ^: R

( R* U+ f5 `' a: V1 i: B' {' O竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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9 N9 E4 Z1 c0 o1 P+ ?有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine . B8 a. O! W0 ~6 s  H

0 I, ^+ Q: B' D教五子 :All his five son took it   A/ N& L' N. w( r( ~+ f

& L6 n0 |% j* m+ a2 M名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, / X2 t4 I) j/ u
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ! C6 v8 z0 y: |6 b3 |) U
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, . y3 J9 P$ \% D. W% m/ }% H
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged . H: r1 k! Z$ d+ Q; b) O6 @" q3 A( c

  m7 P6 ?! b& R" q玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, * E1 Y7 ?) C6 `& O& n1 q: c
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. & }( i3 K$ W4 ?5 [4 p& B

/ Q$ m" w' y5 m( M8 `0 w$ T人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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8 F1 v# v8 h  Z& j+ ?4 W不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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