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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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* K  w, b& }2 u2 Z性本善:Sex is good. ( m7 C  K1 [% I

- |1 R) ?) Y! _  ~2 T性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 5 S( U2 @2 \7 U$ C' h2 x0 @: p

! u) p- i' m$ g9 z性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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/ w3 e. \- @' P1 L$ t: Q教之道:The way of learning it 0 I5 k4 j2 ?, w4 P! e3 z$ n4 Y

( ^- l3 t6 P% l* Z2 u1 ~* ?" S貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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) h! m0 h; y7 O/ }擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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; a. P9 Y' o# r1 J- t9 z/ M4 f子不學:If you don't study hard, 0 J8 m5 [3 f/ t4 r' _

5 f5 y5 L* t7 `- B$ N+ A3 W斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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$ B; A* D; I  m( W/ @6 o; O$ R竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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, l/ G3 m$ e1 \. |( J' u- l' p教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ; f! w1 M$ p& ~3 r5 n7 t) ^6 ?
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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9 _2 \0 I% K) ^! {, Q父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + q- m! g" w. p8 u3 z+ s: N

6 @0 S6 W& X: P1 L師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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0 l* X# d7 F' M" V5 u6 T: f  v子不學 :You may refuse to study this 3 U7 [& }; ?0 {3 e0 V( j3 h% ]- ~$ _
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake / x5 r" L$ {8 Q+ U* D

: k& p; h: F4 b幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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2 z3 {- }% u  I' ~" W老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged * O- m# s/ b! A
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,   E* h0 v! ^) x$ W$ b$ u

$ i4 \  F7 [' z. s. ~) ?不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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