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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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; t. v$ }+ p  M# \性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. $ L8 ]4 h4 S, K6 b% |: J
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.   ^. l2 v3 ^+ E' G

( Z& j  l& x% z6 B- H6 o' {* K: p性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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" \* s* g" Z% \/ g7 o( E: e& r4 y& c教之道:The way of learning it 6 b- |$ }1 _" R, r$ A: A
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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% t4 ~# N+ h$ b0 ^9 U- L昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 8 B, m  e: t% j; U: f5 b
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. & Z& c9 s9 x# {5 F: F. a* F

2 B9 X# A2 \% h子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 3 O2 O0 k% {' d+ U# c

( q5 a8 i1 e* S0 \: L* W& p+ R% T! V教五子 :All his five son took it
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. N3 L- x, g2 U0 }名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ( i5 m: o! Z1 q% \/ N; s& q

7 g3 Z2 K9 \. U( N1 V' Z養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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( R( |& n+ D0 n' q3 K父之過 :It is all your fault. - q, j3 S% l; E/ p
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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6 K( P/ L- h4 r3 U4 X師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 4 U+ Q- }$ d) o7 z, c) S

# h( J7 F; G$ B幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 9 t! c: Y- K6 |4 l: Y+ ~5 e) f
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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/ O" _+ y# N' {* ^% [玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, " p6 n2 E1 k7 z+ u) X* N

( ~9 B9 t; o& N3 K/ n' w# e/ A/ f) x9 \不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. , U) u! B: J0 X% a; U  y
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, & M; o  }, {( B9 U) ?( z; p; e

( l1 n5 b" P0 x. c不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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