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人之初:At the beginning of life. / `. c" J# C7 m
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性本善:Sex is good. % r% O* j$ ]0 x& G

- C4 S# Y$ |- @性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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, ^# D+ p: a# n習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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" a0 A$ o2 X, `) p# d  M" N苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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: ?2 S% |& f; a7 S性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 7 O8 u6 F+ f; E' r" N" b

  f9 [# Z6 j; f6 ]( S' x貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. + o' y7 G; \7 T% F3 ~: f4 g5 x
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ; T- ~# o" ?: Z

% ~: [3 Q- ^- W; G# O2 M$ E' n擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 6 N- ~5 C) B2 b% C, @5 y
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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, {9 o  ]+ C+ k竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine   p% x$ G, e# @1 m) @0 D

6 w2 p, }; W9 J" g0 a教五子 :All his five son took it
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" E: W, u; n# Q: l  ?名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ; \+ E6 C  E4 E2 ^

  B# @& m& g; I/ `父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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  [" y4 f) H" F! j師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. / z1 x7 T( o& _3 d) ^  G

% c/ l4 T3 x6 r子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake - F( Z1 A' c) U# c- |2 W4 {

3 O& g1 {: R+ l# ~" m% ~+ t幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, + k$ |4 v0 Z- N- ], N

& |) H+ T' a' z7 ?# N  V6 j. j老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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* P* o' u" `0 K& i. S! I7 T; N不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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2 _9 a1 x1 g4 b0 d人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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( [# L9 W1 j1 E2 X不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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