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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.   A5 Y3 k1 f; B1 S; M

* V2 d; O* A+ x% Y5 E習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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' V1 Z) V2 ]3 P( \  D1 T5 s- \性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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& _% S3 K+ s; Q0 x+ Z' h貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. , j! L  L8 r9 d0 ~/ R4 s
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng $ @5 z$ Q# j) h& p1 x
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. * f/ k! X2 Y' r! Z

3 o$ R" g% r" o- j子不學:If you don't study hard,
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4 ?0 ~0 S. Y8 T( x1 r斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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( p3 L4 ]! t) m1 w$ ]: H) l, T0 i& i1 s$ d竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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8 K! }! o9 B5 m7 d有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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2 c5 U' \1 P% Q教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. : X  s5 Y, u0 I% O
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 9 h6 m5 c) y0 p3 m" E% u' H7 ?
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 9 B% B4 V4 Y7 }  G/ ?

2 K+ E5 Y6 M9 c8 u+ [; z子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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" E% H$ b; T- S5 c' q8 Q) x老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ( B& b' |3 t7 E

% e8 i5 X. J! k1 o! v2 |- ~人不學 :If you don't learn sex, - E' @" Z- A. }
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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