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人之初:At the beginning of life. . N+ D! a9 j, R' ~
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性本善:Sex is good. 2 g# {8 Z* `- H/ L  a( i
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. + P0 ^1 k+ G4 d8 }- v' `6 c0 R
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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- Y- B0 R$ G# e苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. . }9 K( G" U) V- w' i7 n

# }8 s. f. ?; f" s0 u% |2 W教之道:The way of learning it
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; N5 N3 G* \" u貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. & w5 `7 p! U. Q. U+ i0 n5 K
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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+ L# ]  u' ^) q% h斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.   T  y: m  d# e0 L& U

" q& B1 P  _: c$ v竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous . S, i& Q  S( Y1 P

4 T5 d' X0 B$ t, K# w1 q# h( x有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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& V: p, E& A3 K* b教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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. O% A# K6 C2 c8 N養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ' w! _, I2 r1 D! F+ L

; c3 E/ E* v. L: A2 P* Q教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, % z0 X1 h' x7 s! b2 {, j, A

- a, C+ h; D- d3 ~; Q" j# @7 F/ t; Z# ^師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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, t. |* {' R/ O% b. L子不學 :You may refuse to study this 2 ~" H$ ]7 e- ~# g6 I
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 5 X% |5 Y* _3 @

3 l$ m% p' z3 T9 Z  G9 x3 @幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, - |1 n3 J9 W$ ?; \- ]8 G  A* D

" \. K+ {2 ^. X" R# O* ?9 m) g& w老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged   n* I. j, O: Z  c
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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5 m9 V0 k' L& i7 G  E9 u" r% Y不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ; z/ e4 l) P% w+ t, V
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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2 W) w6 z; H3 h6 s不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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