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人之初:At the beginning of life. * l# \6 Y" u7 s2 r9 o: }7 f

  G- |! N9 i% o! K0 ^" |性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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8 A) T0 o, q+ \8 p3 J習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. " O/ N4 \) V% X7 @# j6 b$ x

5 e+ }! k' ^  }* [8 p4 `苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. % U2 f$ n* I4 x3 m; R) M% c
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. " v" f/ Q7 P& Q& H  n! V! @

4 }. J% L5 D! |* ~教之道:The way of learning it . |/ C8 y. o' G" h1 B2 j
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. $ Y- g5 ?3 v# A3 Y5 E8 Y3 `

, X8 V' Y8 [3 K- g- o昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 0 z7 N" e$ A: w& l; v
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. : h/ p, {" ~3 ~/ G6 |; {- P
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous + w$ }- ?8 K, q5 C+ V

- @: M& x* ^& i" `有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ) K" _! A7 M8 s0 B0 a* @  ^

& h" _3 {' K! ]( z教五子 :All his five son took it $ |! `# i6 I2 `* x! U, ~7 {
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 0 _0 H' e( t' ?$ o4 k, }

7 V4 V/ u+ h3 l( y# v* g. P& p: n& A養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, % M- q6 W5 ]0 K( x5 r9 s1 A7 y
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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! n: Y% o+ `) i6 Z8 h0 _子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake * {( @8 H5 P$ y) |& B5 l$ q
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ; h9 v& g. T& k% r! x- P  m- f3 \$ t
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, + [; |! W) I0 k8 s

, J. b+ ~; R& M9 z# h- ?' I; }不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 1 f) C0 s( `& v3 X% ?4 B9 Z+ c2 ^
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 1 r) |9 u4 P( j) y

% P  C  z+ R$ O( j不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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# T7 J8 _* c3 b& u0 c0 Sposted before
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