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人之初:At the beginning of life. ' ]' [- O: r( A  R9 V
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. # ^- H% d1 ~  ]- x% p4 l
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ' {/ V1 q- \+ l" i

0 v) W  n# M. Y" _; A: m苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 3 u* C, e  h& H' |9 a3 @$ r* A, a& D

8 Q, P# B1 _' x& i/ k性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. : B6 s8 Q4 x. d

8 t( Y& }; |6 p' V  \教之道:The way of learning it
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0 m* `1 X0 k! d0 g0 D貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng . W! ?* f  ~8 P; y3 [: X
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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, v# Q; [  c1 Z子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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- ^# z) o% X5 E/ G  x竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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/ N& O1 O. m  N7 r/ x/ k有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it " h0 z9 F5 @% a! `: L* o

4 H/ a5 g0 U% L7 E6 X名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 2 B: M* q+ _! R- {% E4 C) Q$ Z$ V9 w
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ( ^: h4 C* D' {1 i2 c# j

( a6 ]7 B$ y4 u' v9 `3 d教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. % q' E( R( [( c& k0 U
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ' x+ U# n) k+ x# \+ I7 z+ E+ B
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ! f" w& N: y+ W( u9 y9 [. b7 M
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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5 ]3 W5 j, z1 L! j1 m& j老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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) h% h2 W4 W3 P  ~玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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" B) \% Y$ r3 [) ^不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 1 D# ?2 G! l7 F( b" _4 D8 O+ a) F
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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