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人之初:At the beginning of life. , b% ~, \3 l; k' C+ R- s' {

9 g: Y% e! `/ Y5 |2 O性本善:Sex is good. 2 C. y# k1 R3 j
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 1 U. a% C: S& i

2 k2 E+ }' T- v) F3 H3 B習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.   P- H9 p; c1 E

- z; B8 n* v) J! Z苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. % e. I2 L" A1 f* R* |
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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% m1 _0 {) ~( g: v/ {- [5 l, u5 X子不學:If you don't study hard, 8 @( v2 ^- Y# F1 @& D1 X
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ) }; \: u% _8 U
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 0 R5 B" p$ V: V
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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2 ~9 C$ l) {! K( b% ?4 b2 H9 X名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, / x! p0 I5 a+ w8 ~/ k

( y' C6 C' e8 \父之過 :It is all your fault. : q7 q/ e1 Y3 Q" r0 x, b: c
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 7 i) E5 {) j9 D. T# E' R' X5 \+ C

7 q% t9 y4 C* O- y師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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: U0 a- N- B0 h3 U3 ^& h子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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4 G9 v$ v3 c3 z; r# J2 i" O非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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9 n7 `7 w8 n8 ~  F/ @7 p  O幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, * O7 y# C( F# |; E2 U* r
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 0 a. g: p$ _5 D% [- ?

! F- K- x2 x& |3 ?+ i; Q. m% ~玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, $ H+ r1 E& b+ b; s9 j: {: C* D

" C5 G1 j1 y% K不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. : I9 [# a$ ^8 D6 u( l+ _2 S0 }
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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