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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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. T, N" j! i9 g8 x性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 7 F4 l7 X! x; m/ {
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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7 A8 n% U9 f: r) f0 w苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 4 d, j6 G0 H2 j$ F4 Z5 s. Z& d

+ q4 ?* L: r3 p) S! o3 G6 ^& Q性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ; m# y1 l( i" s5 u( ~. _

  F' o/ L/ e- ?* e$ i* U- s教之道:The way of learning it % |* ~) E  a: z. S+ T

) @% D2 ]* b: N. s( R7 _4 {; j/ ~貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. * w3 o" h$ H+ S& N- w1 d

" ~/ u' T! y' C8 R* O* X昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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. F  w& }+ C! ~* z8 X0 g子不學:If you don't study hard,
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- t4 q1 W; L( c8 Z) R4 L2 F& W, c斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. & _$ o$ a2 a$ H8 N9 {$ z% |
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous - M3 Q& l3 ^* |  f% J% |7 a
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 5 Y  d9 G4 v1 C& P0 q

3 w1 y! i( ~  `' E# R8 S教五子 :All his five son took it 1 U. i2 \# V9 ~6 N+ f! b$ D: [. E
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ' X( r* X" d3 r$ o$ J: f+ p
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, % ?0 Z) X3 J* x

) X7 P+ n" p$ ~) p0 m師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.   {5 j! c: s! [. n) ^" Z* o% q8 A

1 {. l. b+ ~' Q5 w& U' _子不學 :You may refuse to study this & G9 O) I+ S* ]' T( p3 ^

1 Y( J: W1 R" R+ _# W3 K1 w非所宜 :but that is a real mistake : q" E4 [. F# y7 m# c

7 }# }, w" B4 B" ]1 g# {幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, $ Z* S. c7 \( J/ Z+ ^0 p
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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: H5 p$ Y+ A6 h! }! o4 b玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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! @9 J6 @: [6 g4 b) p7 q不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. + q2 L# p' Q4 L8 v0 d
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 0 x0 T! _6 }& s% H
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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