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人之初:At the beginning of life. 9 U) t8 `# S9 U3 b0 x5 y) i. ]
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性本善:Sex is good.
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* J9 v4 O/ t: L2 n! F6 [性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 6 P; H3 I+ z: l8 |9 K% u$ x
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. , `9 |2 c8 G' F4 R: I+ [& N
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. : ?  |1 X6 N  U; X; O7 v% f

& {0 @! x; k- [: I1 z性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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$ W9 L, D; ^  C% L0 t2 ?教之道:The way of learning it
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# z- H+ C, ^2 S0 g貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ' l/ M8 y( J( N/ L. C1 ^7 r6 `; x

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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, # G. b3 q( b( T5 w; C
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 3 V* N+ v/ O7 F9 b7 @# [" [/ b+ j
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous " d, I+ K/ c4 Y3 d' D' ]* T5 J1 F
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 5 ~, p( S/ r, p- `
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 4 h5 R8 Y2 J  v9 Y+ T9 p
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, : |. J* i4 ~1 p+ w, K0 z+ w

- j$ l5 @1 D* J" L& j8 ^; S5 i父之過 :It is all your fault. 7 A6 W& p& ?. i% U3 ~- X

8 G1 j9 `; \# \教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, / @9 @) b& V6 V6 n1 }' N- L

: Z  Z7 |* F- T4 w; Q/ Q( |師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 5 ?% \1 Y% l; y$ U- P: E  b
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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; Y0 G% X/ l6 s" H非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 6 k8 O+ Z, K+ t

& c: X* `! U  G# I老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 6 m) |% X7 G% j. M! B: k  `

2 p8 C; O6 n% D, _8 O  q6 V) s5 Y: J不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, " Q& P; u: j/ W3 p

( ]9 n3 z3 t( l  ^不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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