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人之初:At the beginning of life. % W, v6 s6 e" Z2 A

/ g* x' h# K! u. B9 w, n8 `6 ?性本善:Sex is good. 3 B1 H. W% q0 T8 M$ m6 c0 p

7 f/ q% E+ }" H! T性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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. y) G+ b7 v0 C# }' e苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. * v2 _( b- u5 s0 Y9 L# p
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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6 Y6 n& q% D2 k教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. + Z5 P& F; F  U% h9 R
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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0 D( O' L1 y" `# C6 s擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. # b; l4 U. ^" W5 a

# Y6 R+ \( A' w# {# n5 B: G' ]/ a; g$ x子不學:If you don't study hard, ' ^) _; ?( L3 T& X% L

7 K- Q: |7 A- G" I斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 7 \, p6 Y7 A7 ]$ |8 _; r; |5 a) r; I
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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: ]6 |: u# `6 R  E, k; I教五子 :All his five son took it ) T3 {$ z) N* d& U* w) \8 D" n: k

6 ~# A# |; _* u. f8 y名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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4 x) l0 d* J2 I- ]9 h1 f: B! i養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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) z, h# w1 H1 t3 k' S/ [父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, : F  |* e9 h0 ]
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. & ]5 D8 ~6 I3 l3 R/ v
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ; f; r- n$ Z$ A3 q  {8 A
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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+ d; a9 H+ p, P+ V: J3 R2 v老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 1 Q( t- @" {! i7 y% s- W. g, }

0 x7 V2 Q$ Y1 N: G$ K4 ^* T$ F玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, & N, w" R7 |$ L6 q7 }( F  d

% ^1 {% G  Y/ S7 c; K1 h* _. S不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 5 ^/ r- [* C! F% H
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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