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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 0 J* `; A2 t. W2 }: Q

7 k  g& V* j9 n$ U3 bI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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9 d9 x( E* {4 k& j6 O$ RYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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# {/ A  w5 o$ q4 A6 ^If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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9 Y, ~2 B' \; O5 J; RFish skin~魚皮 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 6 D9 z, j+ t0 o" [: A% w
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Blow water吹水
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, m! L5 o: W6 C- R* aMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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+ Z# @  K) l( T# S& s" YBlow chicken吹雞 8 k1 `) p4 j! K' G# a: |% R3 e) i

/ V1 E3 r! v7 S; L! JI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. & J( `' |& j' Z! [- F
我吹雞打你班友 。 * y, M  F6 g5 S) i$ @/ D0 f
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ) f& B: G4 J3 ~4 {4 n1 r4 I: D
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Face green green臉青青 。
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9 @5 ?+ u0 W9 ^/ K0 E/ R& D"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" - V; ~7 @/ v  c( B2 N3 N: r
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 3 W. d) M' @; s# x
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 . t- A3 @; d: n; C5 @% y+ C
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 5 t+ p$ b$ b4 \! j$ h

. ~  i8 B) \0 [4 v( cAre you road?你係唔係路呀? - s0 l% C1 M+ M- h

/ A$ Q1 ?1 `( D2 }6 S8 M; U& bEat banana食蕉
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: z( u3 \7 {2 Q& i: k2 MYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 9 a# l& c3 t% @
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 6 s9 ^7 m* G4 U

6 K7 W. E  N2 R' N6 ^8 GWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ; \: Q/ X- d2 z! A  [6 {) t5 }5 V4 ?

% A$ G& H# U; K5 s0 O: BDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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  X9 m9 M( ?+ G6 n$ DWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 / n+ ~* c1 b0 @! b% B: [

4 S' ^0 ?0 L% r3 P2 ^" n5 J( FThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 ' r0 o% z8 v3 j5 S8 v# n$ B  W) ]4 ?
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 3 o$ h- X0 L1 h+ A" P1 Y

( t2 i, F- ]% q, uI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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# f) E  F) l6 t( r! X: oCollect father收爹
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! G2 h+ h& c- f* e  H( ~% E& q) J' OYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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& K. ]" ]* Z- y8 n7 t: s9 ]Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 8 P0 ]6 M* [' m8 M* r

4 \* ^/ A' N+ \( mYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 7 m4 a: K1 X. w! k2 K

1 ~# Y' Q/ U7 W1 gYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
7 J% X/ ?- s5 _& n你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 4 S( X) e/ H6 T2 T/ R  j
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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! y4 d' ?0 T: z# M% `King eight egg.王八蛋
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+ a0 i& O1 S5 ]$ qBlack son黑仔 ; ^, h* \  K5 m2 Z
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ! C7 p" U- R, p( ]4 z; d! t$ ]& d
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Wear grass著草 ( K" e5 |; v, I: Y7 z
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 0 }* N* {) B$ {- Y& v0 P6 H9 S, s
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! , d. [9 {4 s: J0 [+ ]0 x

/ ]5 o6 ^4 c$ W8 u  V$ GHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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% q  |5 ]) E8 K8 C2 |; w0 [8 y# c& uTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成   [; ]+ _3 l( M  x7 T" |

9 s- |9 x7 f6 b6 U+ EGood mother.好娘 5 P: b/ j  i; \" q, p  m# j+ M

, ?! Q" n+ J9 K8 [; EYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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' N; C/ h/ X  H% l) TOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? / s$ V  y: M, m9 F# f0 T8 i: U& g0 _

" O; Z+ R8 K2 o) {A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 % h" U$ I' t( ~7 }! z: y  K( q
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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; |, `) I4 R& |+ Z6 \. QHold hold water.楂楂水 ( v* }7 S2 S4 F' h. t7 q

. C$ d0 p. f: S% v) P. C' bPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
: c% ~& {2 S4 B: dI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:* \% g) b. v$ ?; S! D# W2 x# ]
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

^^"
呢d野﹐可以自創。
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) `# j( Q$ a( B' K& i; ugood rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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