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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  8 c( g' }7 T$ f, Q( J/ `
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$ X' L4 d1 t9 N+ W" z( A* p6 x: qPiano piano green 琴琴青 , P2 s+ H9 h6 ?; A. _0 R
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 9 M' G8 A8 a' }
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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* H: }1 ^! b7 Q D; b0 \% b6 w+ }; JYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? # t4 n' h- \; m: N/ w/ W
8 ~, t7 {) B5 e) Z( m) L: [& k, ?$ R$ c& \I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! . a2 X% t; [; w( J- I/ s2 {
) o, a: q; ^3 F' X5 T2 {6 H$ BFish skin~魚皮 。
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0 _0 u- }3 V v! GFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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5 ]6 r" F( p8 `( o+ T, \Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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4 b8 n$ p) H$ S; @: IBlow chicken吹雞 - w& G3 _8 H+ G5 O& j+ j6 `8 e9 t
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. . \1 K! ?9 t. c/ N8 u" Y9 b+ B
我吹雞打你班友 。 - Z: R4 e! u9 J9 H* h
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 . `* u" Q$ Q8 `
5 q6 l5 ? x$ u6 v- y, KFace green green臉青青 。 ; ~/ W: B1 e7 x& [
0 h/ {- \& R: r- L5 l"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" " J8 a. \1 a: H* I
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 + m; h; Z- w% b/ z! ]4 n" M, G
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 8 d4 e1 J; j/ m# {- P H; P. Z
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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, o [3 ~7 \, w6 m# o9 x. C, bPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 5 @9 L. H* ~0 C9 H( O
3 e/ a- n5 L6 PAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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, I' q( h( X, f. C" ?# V/ s1 NEat banana食蕉 1 B( T: d' a) W6 l
) A5 @( f. R; r. U0 ], ^You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? / k. _# H) X$ A7 L
9 F& V/ d7 t# p+ J( sWhat the water are you?你係乜水? & H/ S. M3 H z
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 1 p/ ?$ n! j( i( E& z) v
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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& q+ H5 p2 o& m+ xDo the world做世界 。
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3 r: }6 |$ H! J! K* u# NBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ; C" V' Q- e' {' |
# g6 ]7 L2 e( [7 q2 z* S& wCut girl 界女
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R8 ]" j) q( h( C) w6 NThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 $ Q7 j8 o z' U7 v' _/ k& Z; O
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! $ k' b0 F% e1 J/ X2 l1 m
4 @7 {1 g# C4 Q+ aI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! $ w, o g# E) H7 ` R; n
6 l% c5 t/ X6 N4 T2 NCollect father收爹 * v( c0 ]# O) S5 Y+ ?- s, w* d8 o
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 6 \5 m" z/ o0 \8 c- a
) d7 N. b. y* IDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? $ Z! W5 `( E6 m# g% p, Y* E0 B
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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$ Q2 u, {( R2 b1 n' ?, sYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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, B; o: [, l7 \6 |Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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8 S) j1 V( a" S! }8 BBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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1 I, E. `# u0 _3 q5 g6 @& \( wWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 $ z9 u8 y! s, _2 t8 Z
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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' ]& Z0 b+ S4 U2 a& m5 \High hand.高手 ' ?& m5 g+ L/ w) S6 A
$ o- ~( T3 L- r: a" QA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 - r* @( m U9 K& u
, A: Z8 s* M. b0 y% }' r4 rTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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; t' g2 n; Q* r3 XGood mother.好娘 ; [4 V2 ` z4 G% A# J( @$ B
3 q: Q8 W d0 z$ _5 aYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點 6 B: Y% i8 f4 _1 A
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One old water 一舊水
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% q9 @4 e D8 k2 ~" M+ F2 N& H/ YWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? - ?5 {! y. j+ D {- O
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 3 L9 I, Z/ |; H! p
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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; n6 ^# g w* C( JHold hold water.楂楂水 # Q' P9 M/ P b( {8 @2 B
8 f! \2 B& k7 v+ r. G G2 ePump water.抽水 & [9 S2 I. U% `7 ]5 e* m' I
1 W: B4 q0 ]4 T* J0 }Two hit six.二打六
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