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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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& _4 {* i/ e4 N" q6 n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 r* P: _% u" e+ w9 W7 w99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence7 Y+ K* u; g$ A
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
% r# f2 o$ N' ja.They give like hell.
; g+ [+ [0 R0 C; u8 T3 n3 ]b.They do not yell.
2 L% @1 i& Q- y# Lc.They do not tell.
* T" ~, }: ?$ V7 @d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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/ G9 O% |/ r" D+ b3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
4 X, v, r- K% F7 ~- a HEART to love him,
: X# u3 g( E5 \3 o: Q6 {- a DIAMOND to marry him,
, [, Y0 m% X" D i- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. F+ f2 ^% Q; s U+ [
- a SPADE to bury him!
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7 i' U- n; i' D8 u/ Q i `# ?4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* ?, U' E! _* q$ [' ABoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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4 u! H# X& a' Q+ k4 i5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 E% Z1 c( r: Q0 j+ q! O1 ~The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ W+ J7 I% {6 C5 S' A! _
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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8 y$ N/ v1 S+ [. F3 {3 I! I/ t. o7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% u0 n/ }# g1 R+ G/ c+ KWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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6 y; t; e& v0 m' m: c8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
4 N( s4 h; P* I X+ e: SThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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