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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" e0 b& k3 |, T' b
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. n, N& u/ R; c: K& n
a.They give like hell.
0 i5 Z& V) w" m6 ]5 Jb.They do not yell.( Y! X# e( Y0 r; `
c.They do not tell.
* `% E. I7 k+ {: w' E. {4 hd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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& T. g# t* Q0 ^; c( z& D* ?' K3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 C/ z) M( F l" W1 r
- a HEART to love him,
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' R2 T v% Y. P H0 I- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 L k6 N, B4 x- P4 F" W
- a SPADE to bury him!
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9 K% g3 i. ]/ p2 t. r9 V5 p$ `( ]4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 Y" C6 s$ \0 Z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. t" r: J/ E6 b* c7 ~# e
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 M# I6 }* |9 Z; X# gThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! r* [: a! y- c2 Y
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( `: C4 V' L7 D' N
The arse hole is always in front of you.# L1 U5 l% q( d8 j: V: U
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?; g2 t7 u+ ~% Q, A. S
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! b9 c/ J: I& U- @; }8 }) p b
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 A+ h. A2 o+ z t+ KThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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