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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
7 \. R% @9 h- s3 T6 ?' ?& a99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ @$ s0 V% |) m$ D. p+ la.They give like hell. . ]" D! ]& _4 p
b.They do not yell.
9 Z) r0 P2 X* ^; W ^' Pc.They do not tell.' B8 O9 y' B5 \4 X# y4 H- j- l _
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& |3 t- o" S- F
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
! f* y3 n) @( h; T- a HEART to love him,
# u% g2 }6 ]. p) s- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 ~7 C7 B% [9 g/ N- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
( W3 L3 C7 y$ B7 L; {, e" e- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( C* Z) t5 ~' _4 z* i' T f
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) y" X- J5 J5 g H
7 E4 N3 h) r! \5 h8 n: Y! H6 N5) What is the strongest muscle?
. L! A9 j) P b+ r2 E0 d1 fThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( {0 b& |0 ?; u) Y2 f2 X0 Q) O Y* t
5 H9 @" n+ d' Z7 @3 V/ \6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: d/ Z+ M/ U+ ]# Q
The arse hole is always in front of you.8 I) L& L. x' Q! f
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% U0 r* R6 f! X5 p6 }+ N* VWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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~% x' e8 A4 X" j/ I5 G8 H8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 Y+ _( y$ I! eThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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