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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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, g# r; ^$ Q, d# j0 u& b1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' N* K# s2 B! T! X9 Q" T: W( u6 G99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 U1 N9 W4 d: _3 o% D. p% Oa.They give like hell.
0 d- ^) _# E7 R1 N1 g \7 o, R, qb.They do not yell.
$ K3 X3 V4 D8 i9 {2 j! P- rc.They do not tell.
/ E* f' v* z2 P" ` l td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 G( Q$ I$ V. A) W1 O/ A3 s
- a HEART to love him," \: U8 Y+ J( {- l
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
. e# Z' w0 ~: O P1 ]% L+ `5 \: M" ~- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 Y1 W, e9 B9 }
- a SPADE to bury him!8 s4 M' {2 V' K, [7 l b+ b: K# D
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( s v* S9 h" ]3 A M; L$ oBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- f/ j. Y- k- e X
" V: @) u9 D! p, a* K( C5 R j5) What is the strongest muscle?+ S n- r% U" x* ~5 |
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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* r6 \0 j/ L( M* W$ u' H8 {- H: f6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( ]9 }& |; J$ {7 q
The arse hole is always in front of you.9 w/ r, O& K) I; q$ p
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 R* J5 T* X+ O% Q& H
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 ~5 T. g0 h" U: @. p d
) s1 _$ a: l G2 A8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?( v: Y2 |9 ^$ G& [# e
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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