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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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. \; N9 K2 N4 m: k1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
& E1 s4 d8 k3 A. R& Q; Q* ^. f99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& t7 L; {( a0 X4 u
" K* n' v& s: ?2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
/ _" K% i6 J$ g5 }) |3 R8 @a.They give like hell.
% C3 S( U) ?9 Y" j, _b.They do not yell.
# v$ R' _' o N6 _c.They do not tell.
& V! x' L: p+ T; Fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
) b) J8 r* B+ ?+ |( o- a HEART to love him,
- u) Z# v |4 s6 V% ^2 Q4 Z- a DIAMOND to marry him,. f+ O. r! ~( r0 n6 y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 Z# s, I# L0 V( o4 D
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 {6 X8 g: Z- R2 R8 X
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?) I$ ~5 q8 p& }8 B* @' G! Y
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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0 @7 x6 ~) ~# U/ y; S6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 A3 }, B2 ~. |1 |5 `' V/ e6 Z; `The arse hole is always in front of you.* u8 x' [2 ]4 F1 f$ B. c3 W2 s
# T3 e7 n& Q$ ^: K7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' w5 l2 D2 D4 Z. A1 f7 O2 t& Y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) s8 s8 a) h" f# h1 BThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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