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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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" x; _6 z: p* g6 s0 N1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: Y5 n* ?2 @9 Y% ]" f99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 {% F: ~! V: H5 }
. g3 Y7 z J8 S7 @( [2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* S8 ?: r/ d9 y4 r
a.They give like hell. ' q* ^# k: u& w
b.They do not yell.4 @) L2 E: A, q+ N) c" D2 d
c.They do not tell.6 J1 O5 ~1 J7 ^( ]% k4 S
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
% |3 b/ J2 [! }- a HEART to love him,1 i) }4 K7 o" O7 d$ r& W A
- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 ^, t9 m$ _ I
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
+ I: }/ F/ Z* A; A8 ~- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ w5 w) \ _6 x2 p6 ~; T
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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) K7 k' S' ^ Q4 A7 {- ?) Y7 B5) What is the strongest muscle?
% F5 _% p) E3 s1 X+ U" L3 VThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% y: ?6 u# s3 g# K: W3 B
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* U: l* B6 x& L( w4 j
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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' f! J8 Q) V6 c7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
, d" B" S6 ~% @9 zWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& i' I5 _) H8 S! A" E8 [4 L- v
# ^# i" F' ]) O6 h2 u3 j/ c+ z6 }1 M8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?' w( H7 Q! q+ I( q+ @ y4 h0 R
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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