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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 u. ?% @% n# V1 H- e8 m
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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4 T) d$ ^3 Q( v2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. Y( K, B" _5 z& _/ y
a.They give like hell.
O* a, } _5 B4 h/ n; vb.They do not yell.
; h2 d' T: l5 z5 \- M! Ac.They do not tell., b$ U4 n# r3 H2 D' }
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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/ |! U6 u. V9 S4 I4 ^, h, L3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 K0 S2 t' N) l" F5 o, r" K
- a HEART to love him,
: O: T; o+ m {; ~: o, J- o- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 F" y: A' x {
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 W- Z, r1 t: `6 m' r& i) ^
- a SPADE to bury him!- l6 Z- P+ |1 a7 |
/ |" u4 C2 }. A4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) }) w1 r; `+ O) t; m/ {
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?4 ]! o" [6 }% ^
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
- b# k' L; ~; m! x8 eThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?* W1 Q4 l8 W1 d- I, x
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& T' l+ I0 g4 ?. Z/ N
7 _) h2 s; l8 K' Z: _8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; E6 C& e* Z8 E. A+ l
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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