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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ f1 W' ]5 e: d" w' }9 M9 q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! r6 U2 Z8 q8 q- i
/ B" p7 O; ~7 J9 u5 B' o9 m2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 d4 X0 {% e; V2 Z, i& \4 C$ U
a.They give like hell. 5 G& a O1 ]- {3 w3 J
b.They do not yell.: C2 n% g1 Y$ w% _ [! E
c.They do not tell.
0 J7 b& G0 z: H( Vd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 E- L! Z; X- C
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
* u' a( h f. w* o& s. Z- a HEART to love him,8 L4 J6 Q& ?; r! H; \+ T; K
- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 [1 ]/ c& x/ r0 }; I1 M' b) o
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 \$ K r8 U) Z |- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" \" |4 d) W( JBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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. T) f% v( ~7 g. d) J3 T/ ?7 q5) What is the strongest muscle?& J0 L" k' V' l1 Y/ O- C" k4 _
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 {( e: h$ t4 U* W* H) h1 D& u" \
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 j$ f4 s& s# b6 e4 b% a1 i, SThe arse hole is always in front of you.! b& p( w. A7 p8 n. s( B9 q
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9 t! i1 b5 a9 k6 ]' h# IWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 _ V \4 a9 V2 `8 t! y
4 C# z. R3 U( `/ j& ?8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?+ l' f7 r7 a! \8 ~& s: g. R; A
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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