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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
* _( ?5 U* `) W* F2 |0 @3 a1 i99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, L9 E& {2 N* W: V: u/ R
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ D/ f7 ?# k _7 [; Va.They give like hell.
1 s; f: @9 n7 F4 B; i2 `; Y2 `b.They do not yell.
, \! h" r) y6 j2 m0 m4 T+ N+ yc.They do not tell.
6 c9 C9 O" O: v9 V! P; Ed.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 `) z0 ^4 d) u
) G3 m& l9 n% n. h3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: y3 x% R0 I. B, G
- a HEART to love him,
! Z) j- ?9 s. R8 K K' i7 I; ^- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' w1 }3 y0 f* U' j% B6 p; N- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* X* k/ U! T7 G' v1 Q
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: e+ }4 W+ J2 B' d/ E! ZBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- |) l! P. \" G# o$ h6 o5 u3 W6 C: e
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5) What is the strongest muscle?. {# K. ~/ S% f* w N
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ ]& S/ f8 j' \/ A1 Z8 i8 f* q) WThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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5 Y! Z! e3 B* @9 M1 y$ b& \- W7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 l% y8 i' C- @/ X m8 n' X9 HWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?" F* ]9 U- j9 w9 b& e
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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