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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% v" z) T& R# N8 B6 T `4 m
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 ~$ J, I2 _% N5 M
3 V. @; e; X: p# u# `2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" i0 V0 n- Q! Y# {+ w6 i" {. I& q' P
a.They give like hell.
* F/ Y% W6 |' w ?; [9 t: f* ^b.They do not yell.: ]+ C! a$ v, e2 m
c.They do not tell.
# P( F$ z1 C1 O" I9 J; Ed.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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f8 v4 p# }& E- v3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:/ I, v1 @3 u D8 \! U0 d
- a HEART to love him,
( l$ G- |# Z3 e5 \$ s$ h1 n- _- a DIAMOND to marry him,% D7 q H9 y, ~' a& D! o9 @
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
( y5 l2 C7 V8 }3 H2 O6 }/ _- a SPADE to bury him!
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. ^2 F O* [; k g q( a5 `8 o4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2 U& L5 [' q. n! D4 P) K: i& u
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 e- b/ l% S& b' I! }4 V! u- S3 y* z
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5) What is the strongest muscle? t7 U9 E3 C, m8 ^
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, v. g' V$ ^ ~
% M9 [; _4 p& ?6 l6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
- C1 h2 F; u2 e L0 uThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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! U1 A* p2 U, F& T0 J7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?; D4 B$ g- s( n p7 r
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* R5 L) J; R3 Z+ }" ^
$ V8 O! o' ~% ~- |3 R8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; \/ s4 N; i* Q/ H( y& p( w: _) s
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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