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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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0 C# ], C" g3 L# G j3 A0 J% {1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# }& f5 b& k5 g
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; l! G1 F# E* _# s. k1 |/ F8 k8 U9 W3 ?
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
7 H3 c9 g- A* v! B$ Y5 Ra.They give like hell. : H' j% f, O" b
b.They do not yell.1 C' _- G: ?" n
c.They do not tell.
" F) T3 E; P( L3 q% x) {5 l+ bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 t# j4 v6 g5 _
- a HEART to love him,: [* W8 l$ {, D, [0 L; ~
- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 K! m; {# n6 P. [/ V
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
+ P# T" C# }% Y) V" f. w7 j- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 T1 x$ j( R# O" Q& i+ ]
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ c% Z5 n+ d# ]2 [
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 F% z9 ~8 o( C1 `2 D; iThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 q& ?# z6 j* k4 t& d" m8 B, r+ B
6 D: i; |$ e* ~; F x6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
, x4 }3 f# G6 F" G: j( MThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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+ s7 [/ l- `- {7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ b/ |- i0 `1 O# V- R, O/ f
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
+ `2 D" |" j4 a4 b& a: s+ R9 R8 ~The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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