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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) s# V% ?5 G$ \
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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( A, S5 c$ ^; t8 ]2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* ~* Q( R: i1 ha.They give like hell.
5 C, b& I1 B3 ]/ Tb.They do not yell.: p& u; ?( w( J a
c.They do not tell.& m; |; b# J& D2 @5 ]
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
6 _ E3 { O: ?3 h& ?# z$ Y+ M- a HEART to love him,( {2 C( d `" B8 {& `/ j! \/ h5 z
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
/ q/ r8 g; e2 E8 F8 G- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 E2 _5 y o' R ]
- a SPADE to bury him!
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9 w+ n# P8 z4 i5 E& [8 A2 r4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 Y+ u* Y" v8 T+ K. zBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?$ k2 s Q( y# `. C
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% A: o! n' V1 `; p7 C
) o# Q8 w4 u5 `6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 Y4 K; k* O G6 ~) i1 @# X
The arse hole is always in front of you.2 r* R8 K& c' u
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?* E( o( d. G: l6 e, C
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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+ K! X5 A/ E5 W& E+ Q* l4 g, _8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 n4 S8 u- R5 c
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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