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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 a7 r2 w2 i" S99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 H3 |9 ^0 ^# t$ n' l+ V" O
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
% z% s2 A w; B0 a' R' B8 v* ma.They give like hell. ; S. _5 V' Q1 m" l& S- \
b.They do not yell.
: v- V% h( ?; Q( C" ~( {c.They do not tell.
2 J8 M6 l- J0 p4 X& }6 r7 v6 t+ od.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) |# Z" J+ I0 z/ g# e) o+ O) _8 Z& j
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
* c* } j% h- s$ k$ a. r! b- a HEART to love him,
% s* {3 ^+ R9 V1 I' Z) Z0 _" F$ a5 p, x! m- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 Y5 {$ @) L l, m9 W; W# V: o
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ ~$ ~5 k+ S* E
- a SPADE to bury him!% |2 ^! R" L$ p* j7 Z8 J
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! s# I7 l' ]% Y5 vBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 M3 t4 \# U+ X4 d: ^ q& DThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! z+ A0 r5 m) m! E* x2 k, q- X6 u
' K9 k$ W8 a* C( t( g6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
; E0 V$ Y. b+ y. g0 gThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?, ]1 O! o& ^- Q
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# ]) K% f/ M" L2 c) @
* Q6 @2 Y5 n$ l# D) Q4 ]8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. T, W: t& `2 M8 x3 I6 M1 F% e7 P
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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