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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 o( M# a2 g. x$ d99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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6 R# i; M, ]& C2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 J2 W. d) c }8 {; N6 Fa.They give like hell.
- r. ]& {" a! r) Q lb.They do not yell.) ^* S. @" L3 S( `% r I
c.They do not tell.
& J; f2 S/ `" _" x* o5 u. kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; \, O9 g' t5 a; _1 t4 [ _
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:& f& s3 P5 x& }$ K- \# ~2 D8 v
- a HEART to love him,) z+ w. Q* T) g
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
4 c4 w( O0 w$ `4 u) T, y+ X F: d- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. e/ u$ `6 j4 M- k1 X; K0 X- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?3 H* U8 ?( y# p) V+ `$ y
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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: o ^* z% A/ a) `- U3 V5) What is the strongest muscle?
: z% S0 r6 P, {: p7 PThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. J, g: ]8 ]6 ?6 S( {( `3 z
H+ @+ |. X! H: o! C, V. A6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 U9 s" M! G3 Y' a$ ^2 ~3 X$ j, {The arse hole is always in front of you.1 s* ~- o$ e, F4 I3 g- `4 J
& i; i2 e$ a6 v$ c9 P, K, A+ _7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 l4 e: l+ c0 p% ]8 Q2 ]/ a4 Y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: ~8 i# t6 I5 C2 P' KThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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