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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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. ?/ C" c, F+ S$ X( n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 H* t1 C3 A& B
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ ~; y# y8 {6 j3 f9 e" o
a.They give like hell. 5 u0 ^* L6 J _; Q+ L5 c
b.They do not yell.
1 \$ Q! y, d- o3 _* m8 O9 R3 Gc.They do not tell.% {8 F! j$ i- P4 V8 m9 i
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 A6 K; l* b0 a1 M% ]
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
+ {# o" N T! o* Q) Y- a HEART to love him,
5 r8 r. ^ A+ {! O. P- n h7 K. H- a DIAMOND to marry him,* ~, G5 I6 L5 n: h2 u
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 ~% l: a, S* ]; \! o7 [: b7 |- a SPADE to bury him!. `& M8 c7 G& d% g* M
; k# |1 ]' c! o- C- l4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 n! }% {2 i, H; `
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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) R+ w7 {9 a: Z& u" s4 ~: |, z, N5) What is the strongest muscle?
* [2 W, y$ K" N' t; U6 wThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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; g5 y7 E, _! R9 O- C r3 }7 p2 W( n. a/ C6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& F& X' t! p2 @, }; E& H7 f0 oThe arse hole is always in front of you./ X) v3 \2 Z1 {) ?( w
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! o7 Y* k1 |# m; uWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!5 R$ d4 q4 a8 _6 q. w: X) m
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% h/ K2 \0 g- B- T8 V- cThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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