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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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' }* F3 k" H o/ C: c, q8 U1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 n e5 l& G+ A9 @0 R' E+ P
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 [& z3 R. {3 ?7 C: _4 `/ z
: ?# T* C" r2 s% d3 ^* T& |' B+ f2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" W! t) s7 h1 P( \& O8 n; J0 w% i* [a.They give like hell.
# i- C! [& C) A7 f( U% X% H- sb.They do not yell.
: {3 _, ^4 @ O. z' q3 k7 }: |( s8 Jc.They do not tell.
q% ?4 Z6 Q- td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( b: T8 C m' v: ?! @2 w- a HEART to love him," \1 S7 P$ u; o4 |# K
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( \# V; g0 _& T; o1 N3 A- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
# b1 k2 @: Y, Q- p- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 P5 S; r# y% D6 c [( T! pBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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6 Z/ S. o! E3 `/ v5) What is the strongest muscle?) h0 X( R( C" ^
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!3 K. ]: J0 Y# `" K O
3 ]7 f- M& V/ P: ?6 I' @- A7 D6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? A y2 S7 ~1 @0 d1 d8 ]
The arse hole is always in front of you.$ e# ]+ ~# k4 m+ a, M4 l
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ G' G1 K8 `8 o- G1 o/ K1 ?When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: j/ a7 V- a1 }, I# e; D9 n
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* o, J; z. M8 f2 r3 GThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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