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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( p1 d( a4 u, y: a( h
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence/ r* E8 i A; F" k6 Z$ }6 z
% J1 P0 X3 ^' ? m% P, C2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 c( |' }* m$ c) [% ^9 a
a.They give like hell. 9 g) X- @; I9 y/ y/ L( h
b.They do not yell.7 }, }8 j3 v5 j7 v! ~6 M
c.They do not tell.
/ t+ W, z' H9 i' {/ Md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' ^, z( C$ ?$ O, X6 P* x0 l# B% M
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
5 B& g7 |+ { z1 T0 _- a HEART to love him,% \0 Z$ Q4 w- T! O" _6 |1 J- L! }
- a DIAMOND to marry him,' w g5 W7 H% _1 H' W6 f
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) @9 C, _8 s, }1 P2 x, ]
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
1 S" Y: U) `; V: }Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
& z. ~" O6 ]- P" A4 k, VThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
* n+ f: u7 e0 w/ qThe arse hole is always in front of you.6 X; f7 \: h5 s i4 v; E) W
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 C1 \* c& y' hWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!6 z7 x6 i, N8 u7 @; B; M
& Z. w: i2 I7 s( K$ `! O" q9 w8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
/ k1 [- Y' x. O0 r$ I) X1 ~$ a2 R8 }& lThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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