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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 h$ T9 k- l ^3 A) ^$ w' f/ ?3 b
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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: k: v s8 c) ^6 B' U) `% P2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ Z+ j9 \* x) b) [* P: m+ _2 I
a.They give like hell. . r* m" X+ Q, W
b.They do not yell.& u7 D+ a9 {1 \% c" o
c.They do not tell.2 T% H% h9 `$ q2 S" w. m @
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
2 [5 U6 v/ l8 [1 g+ y- S) h- a HEART to love him,
6 A% C9 i7 C7 z ?9 |- a DIAMOND to marry him,) A1 n& J" {) k+ e% a% y$ C
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! Y5 @ U& Y" C; }, q
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ V" S7 x3 `# S& a) u8 y
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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( J" H9 r8 Z: y2 q% w5) What is the strongest muscle?
% Z7 U' [& P1 C1 e0 V' g* \The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; p j s) h0 j
: o5 v! g1 _& k r, n$ U6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 |; ^: g5 i) s2 \* F* _
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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: H0 a2 i7 z% N/ _' @$ n9 H: T: S7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& J' _0 y4 Z9 \$ N" R( G6 D4 j' n
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& z. w z6 N! J8 X
# {( n- J- H7 M# i* D8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% J4 m5 a/ o0 MThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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