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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job1 |1 o4 ^" b. b- D, k f a
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 _; H4 l9 ]3 }4 t( i
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 ?! [8 H+ n! z8 q% g$ T
a.They give like hell.
) E) K/ S9 `8 Sb.They do not yell.
- j2 S* a. W. W7 l: Tc.They do not tell.
) c- R$ c- r2 C$ Jd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
) f: R+ Q! X0 v- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
4 n2 O- }$ N# }4 \1 }- a SPADE to bury him!7 ?- E, u+ o3 k# V# H, `
- k! I$ P G( R8 ^1 Z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?' ^. L v& k2 `" R' k
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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9 Q; [8 |2 c% Q/ @5 R, |& _7 x- S5) What is the strongest muscle?
; x% r i( S) |) S7 g$ s, HThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 `0 b x; T( M& K* U/ k
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* G" Z) L3 _% z. { r
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 H9 P9 A! `; F9 Y7 [
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* Q" q3 {& e/ H y# p' s
Z# ~2 A$ ]2 |$ j! |! J9 l) c1 N8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 q% E) c9 R1 P. {/ X; n+ DThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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