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[English]: Jokes..
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" c g5 c. y: h& s: d" J: U1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 m2 s- ^: i, Y1 g% L99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) ^9 E1 k% x" Y
. E7 t+ A- n' {) b0 r% P0 I9 D, v' L2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: {4 l" n8 P& y
a.They give like hell. 9 L+ M8 L) L% K1 D; x
b.They do not yell.
! C7 J- U* j) r, W/ F1 a% s2 Mc.They do not tell.# k2 o# \0 H U
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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Z3 r# a. l, t; K& \- X/ }" W8 o# n3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
8 a% V4 |" B o9 U- a HEART to love him,
4 v4 n7 E- U4 o2 g2 }6 [$ N- a DIAMOND to marry him,
K% A* j! d7 g: ?0 F& [- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- F9 ? o( Z D8 I! ]& p+ U
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& h1 z* I/ C# n7 m4 r* _9 DBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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2 S' \) N4 L. a* z5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ g2 Y7 Y$ d8 MThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% o: _* P B* d3 f# jThe arse hole is always in front of you.$ T1 g4 j' s, t o( L- P( ?" a
& L' { p/ o' H( f0 c4 e7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
: U+ c' ~& o$ K' zWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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6 d t" i5 p) E1 j% m; [0 h8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. c( `4 {3 ?, v, y3 v Y; S- s. F
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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