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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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5 F& Q6 g( ~) H0 @; C1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. S/ U) N; r3 C1 @% i" D$ A
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 ~% ?7 n6 i3 N$ ], R4 L2 S
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 J3 I6 u" ^1 B" i
a.They give like hell.
& x4 E: _+ a0 J5 _b.They do not yell.
& y3 I8 C0 i n( S5 D8 pc.They do not tell.
) ~* ~0 G, A5 a- [' r2 id.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" d# Z1 c L' k8 A- a HEART to love him,% h& i: N- Y7 Z: ` _
- a DIAMOND to marry him,) H+ m4 g/ q" H' w
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
# J6 Y' F2 n* u5 Z' [* |! v- a SPADE to bury him!2 B$ @8 c& J7 s# w' k4 M" `/ Q7 x
' c; b6 h# d( f4 l) G q6 v0 l" ?: s4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( e9 k3 c O3 _& \+ ^# h
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 s( Z- h1 a. e& h. ^& a6 G1 K
2 T4 ?8 j. ^- @5) What is the strongest muscle?
: p+ M7 a) N% X! h5 L* n6 rThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?$ A8 p. K, d3 [; ]; m/ K7 [- S/ P
The arse hole is always in front of you.7 ^# f; I% i, T$ i
* E- T) @# }% e; b, w+ d' a3 {7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# m, n8 w, J7 fWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( d3 b2 l) H9 Z
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
/ l( n l' Y. Q) b! ]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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