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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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+ x0 n' o" M# j% U1 L1 }1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
+ H5 D$ q/ O: F! G; i! |99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence7 ~$ ]* [ w2 Y, m i: S3 @
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 l7 }* K2 ?3 p4 p/ x e/ |a.They give like hell. + J" `0 D- F4 ?& X% A( q+ \
b.They do not yell.
$ ^( n$ r& ^2 u+ e" zc.They do not tell.) ^) A; @* P# X7 ]
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 V1 j1 n( j$ Q4 d) W
X- J# ?' k+ h! [3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 k; }! u" K* ?8 ?0 e+ W
- a HEART to love him,7 O- z8 z0 z3 _5 k- K6 O
- a DIAMOND to marry him,& T; x4 U+ z; A z( `; z
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and6 t- u) @( ~' e$ Q
- a SPADE to bury him!
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6 ]3 x B2 J% q4 ? Y) S# n4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2 ^2 R+ N0 |. o' ^$ N) \
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, j& k" n9 N9 h
8 ?* j2 h& n, K( ]7 N5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 B3 j* P& p6 w- A m' s9 c: LThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 w! A5 e' g& Y# m, l
The arse hole is always in front of you.& w* ]0 J8 b. n& ]4 V/ q
4 T: l8 Y( k. N" u! m' p7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% y3 }8 H5 G2 ~. n8 ^. x0 rWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; D9 j3 b/ z7 r/ A) HThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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