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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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/ s/ }1 J( Z7 u3 S# b& N4 x. E0 I- T7 f1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: h* G: Z. b+ u# E+ c
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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6 j5 ]* j! E% o, C2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
2 D3 N8 G4 W+ }: I7 T; ` za.They give like hell. % V& o# o+ I- n7 r
b.They do not yell.6 `) Z6 {. t3 Z6 ~0 R! i: r, t0 Q
c.They do not tell.
4 T3 C3 n4 d7 q& z0 d/ xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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1 X- Z% G* K. W8 z! f3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 ]% R5 v o; p ^9 ]
- a HEART to love him, l- S- J! u, U' J
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! H' ^9 E% Z1 c1 b' p9 e2 E3 P! O- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 U9 ?9 _% |* E, p; \' L
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 Q5 D7 Q% p0 i2 F0 r6 z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ h2 B3 I( y+ e! }& w; t* | D
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
Z n+ r8 P. v1 c jThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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1 u$ d: `4 o$ [% h- |/ X6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( X0 b8 l$ V, ?* Y$ W; p4 _
The arse hole is always in front of you.3 ]7 O: a6 E! t: c: w
* Q, M8 a7 U- o; K" b1 L7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 j% _5 g: u3 q" v1 [' xWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( ?2 o( Q- q, n- R2 K- [2 g/ \
/ n4 R) x; u/ `" V) {$ e8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 g( a5 T5 W1 L$ F- Z& ?The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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