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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
1 s) W" O+ X2 j4 {" e& a99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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/ \9 U1 c2 H/ Y$ i8 C2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: k2 B/ O1 f/ s% C/ }% E, y- E4 La.They give like hell.
1 _6 l# D# e% vb.They do not yell.
" c' s) t; M- ]' e3 W ^4 i& k9 ~' Yc.They do not tell.2 Y! g( a0 t. A2 E) @
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
5 j9 R+ \* `1 F7 A* Q3 e* O- a HEART to love him,
7 Y$ g( q" B: n3 @- u- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ D) C( z; S& r. H* {) I- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
, c( ]* E" \6 i' T$ l3 {0 \" q: S- a SPADE to bury him!2 g2 _' t3 |, `
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 F N/ X' O9 A& ]; wBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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- _0 Y* b4 Q/ ^8 z, z8 I5) What is the strongest muscle?
! R1 z, I p- EThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 h; n; k. t" X/ o; I% M6 T0 ]
; i: y( c) M1 w, [- Z8 }. u! W4 D5 u6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- S! T4 @9 M `# a- Z3 Q
The arse hole is always in front of you.7 U" s+ T3 R$ [/ Q( |1 J b5 |
% W1 ?* {. j- N- e: Z7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# @- b4 G4 i2 _8 g8 x7 |# `
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; [" L0 Z8 h/ u8 d, p$ O3 p7 LThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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