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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
) X, C" v- v: s4 m* o4 d' R8 v3 C99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' [0 T1 d/ b& ~- X' p0 B2 j8 q
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& P+ ]( l; p4 A! E/ m+ U4 Y pa.They give like hell.
7 ?& g# Z6 E: `& R0 Ib.They do not yell.% h5 V- W+ l( G( H# I) {
c.They do not tell.$ b0 s% C# L% P2 q, l. P; ]. u$ Z
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
8 p8 y$ S/ x! c- a HEART to love him, t3 a7 Y0 H6 ?7 E( c+ \
- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 J$ L( O1 t6 {2 r* q; O
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 K# S8 _* i- Q j8 |4 F8 q) f1 e
- a SPADE to bury him!( F6 H: ]+ Z$ f) k* D" c; {! H5 W
7 Q2 k! ^1 p: h; a4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? W/ Z5 q+ b ?5 P: o/ M
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 u- _, u" ?0 O& X- }( q6 Z, W8 g+ e0 f) G
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5) What is the strongest muscle?+ D( E `7 H8 i+ C" n7 g+ L- R) ?
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- j! o: ~$ D' B# S, X/ _3 i
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( K# T! d# v8 R0 L5 T _! aThe arse hole is always in front of you.7 l( R5 c% `! D, {0 Z
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ d, o/ _' ?( Y9 u! t6 bWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 A# e9 e( u7 R3 I- n$ z0 h
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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