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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- @4 s; S: B0 N99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" r& g3 G- q9 B: S1 U
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( X' |3 h, h5 a) ?! d
a.They give like hell.
/ ?' K E8 R; ~) \. q- Tb.They do not yell.
; E* |5 l% K% L% _- b" O$ A% G# N* Wc.They do not tell.
8 ?6 A: v3 A" q/ Td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell./ V9 k' q Q* c2 @' L) s
6 q; R9 I6 W6 h3 m3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' [6 N1 Q( S6 W# J
- a HEART to love him,9 e% k2 D, L# G0 W7 [) g d
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( F6 K) Q- Z. H- b, \* m2 A! v/ M, S- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 y% D0 C3 W3 l0 G9 ^/ O
- a SPADE to bury him!( O% `0 G k3 U- f: _
+ r8 V9 M& c0 `4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 f: J5 _; H5 e+ E) |Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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3 _- `" j Q9 B$ e5) What is the strongest muscle?
" ?: G* a% q; h( u' U# }The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ Y* E% k9 x% o0 r& @
. y4 V* {$ ]9 C$ e3 w% a6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( e j, Z& x! }7 h: ~. ^The arse hole is always in front of you.9 a3 Q; L# p- H1 ]3 A% G
0 z7 X" R& a/ ] ^/ Q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?* w5 R, ^, l- F: }+ J* {. t+ ^: |
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# g. A1 l0 \5 _3 {) R2 L- I8 v2 n
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?" Y: D( ^( v. t8 N6 a
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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