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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: o4 Y* V1 N. J3 N1 D4 _
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 ^4 u5 p7 w1 C
/ v9 e4 e3 a" d+ W: X, @; B2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
$ y. F# }# B) c: B3 va.They give like hell. $ B8 ]( P+ M# S0 h
b.They do not yell.4 b# S! Z% v* _+ ]( ~
c.They do not tell.
/ y# Z/ g" B/ h: X- T7 Td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.7 ^4 g* D, f; w+ z( n P# c
2 c8 v+ q' @. j9 j, C6 P* s3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 j8 S4 Z; L' g5 O8 \
- a HEART to love him,
4 B1 v# h5 M6 L2 {$ ]% l, s- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" T2 I1 b/ D% s$ b( J9 j, j# Z- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
1 a5 }- ~5 ~$ V1 v2 I7 }% P; \- a SPADE to bury him!) o- h0 f4 k7 h2 a
: ^" L! {7 I( V, y, Q4 d1 Z: R4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ \0 _5 X2 R8 ]: ]
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?8 d/ A" R6 g/ q$ F
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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8 a% Y! Q: H$ Z/ u$ }7 d4 R6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( m8 q3 f# G2 ?0 x- @+ NThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 r7 s& `7 r& z9 \4 K4 J9 u
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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$ e, w$ @! y8 I8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; H3 V" |3 N& j% ?6 ?
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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