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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& Z: R% s: @' G \; v6 ]: }
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 o, D2 k! ]% ~7 b
% r5 f0 q% b0 ?2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
/ n! m% b/ [, o. v) _a.They give like hell. . U- C. q! g) A+ v. Y- u# B
b.They do not yell.& S0 N7 @9 M1 V# a2 |# [! E
c.They do not tell.! W( l6 A# l4 U
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; o% P4 x7 k6 u2 W/ H$ d/ f$ k" g( a
0 s. G# V. r% X5 ], { u3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:& g( U7 Z; }% D+ D z
- a HEART to love him,
" N8 r% [; H* b$ K" k4 W- a DIAMOND to marry him,
`; Z, T5 }5 \0 b# ?3 E, U. H+ T- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 L! U& v7 m* d" v1 u- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 x E6 D# b1 w( D) k0 X9 rBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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/ o- U/ _1 G, l# X# v- b; Z5) What is the strongest muscle?
* N2 [3 H- ]( iThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% ~: u# Y5 B& S( q
1 l. y6 U7 ~/ }7 e' y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? Q( ~8 l( ?* L& s* ^9 f w
The arse hole is always in front of you.) I. |0 {, d) y0 _2 |
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 P! T1 J4 Z5 U+ Y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( C" x$ c ~! l6 e
- \; N0 K: [$ F3 a) X! A8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 m4 R: ]0 l' m, n" U) n5 Z8 w) ~. sThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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