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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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- T; o: K( b$ W/ M$ V6 j3 x1 m7 B" c1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 a' S! A; O: I( t* C. r5 P9 Q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! V+ x% p" J; k# J' P% x" t
; O- {) o X& I, w' E$ {4 Y2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
3 {4 Y, z* G+ S; f3 t& ]a.They give like hell. % U% p! o! D; k( p
b.They do not yell.
! b& H( W' [- w! b4 g: e2 Gc.They do not tell.
$ K( M- ~, n% |; ]0 Ld.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- J, U6 j U% Q* i O/ `8 T" C
- a HEART to love him," n4 w* A8 T; O: W9 k0 L
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 F0 R% f v, ~& t7 F- a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ \4 O; T8 J' g& t
- a SPADE to bury him!) H( D$ y8 }" W9 x: |; n _3 U
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
$ o' E# a, _: H# Z6 K# {$ I- PBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 I! |( i9 y+ J: r7 z
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5) What is the strongest muscle?! {* w, B/ m4 b4 |3 I
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' W( U- `' ]% ~# i- h4 B6 |
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' }# X L2 D! C# b
The arse hole is always in front of you.! _0 w6 {& \. ~* s* T- S
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9 h! O! b; x5 I) M% ]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?) L3 M9 s, Z! T# x+ Y% B
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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