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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* J* X; \; ^0 i
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 F2 I9 ]9 z, Y
a.They give like hell. / |) I! O* u4 e. V8 ] K" m3 x
b.They do not yell.
: y! H8 [/ x2 m( E# |( I9 Y! P& bc.They do not tell.. [) v) |8 s' S: ~! W7 I5 P; t* E
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 K. P" K, N0 ?
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
; P0 c9 }) X- [0 \, e5 }- a HEART to love him,. x$ S9 h! x/ E6 i
- a DIAMOND to marry him,! {! D0 r+ u" |- J( X& w! W5 h
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
( X' o: r8 ^: r Y7 Y$ O% s' L5 `- a SPADE to bury him!
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, O6 S8 P8 p# D4 z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?' c" d" H4 n/ ^+ ^" c
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later( m8 i( |8 H, w; x3 Y7 ?' |
( U$ H! g, k1 u, O: W8 g$ f5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 X* k4 Y: F) L _( @The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( Y/ d, b9 j# W# Z! P' G3 ^) v
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ A5 O- ? a. a- K5 C1 y
The arse hole is always in front of you.! b! X0 m$ t5 n
0 ?& F2 e, d$ r' g6 b7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?9 P8 B( K' h2 m V7 g! ?% d( {9 t
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) j/ O& J& e% i; x% f" e" |6 S! uThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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