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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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- F% H0 j, Z/ m' o( A" O1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% [9 u g& m$ Q* B. u* Z
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 z- `4 |7 O! C' f; A% T# n* y
1 e& p% C& e2 [1 Y1 V" `3 U2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
, y: r8 M, D, D) d1 g0 {5 F7 Ua.They give like hell. 9 U) q5 D4 T6 [
b.They do not yell.7 |( h2 t b; p f$ [0 u
c.They do not tell.
a$ Q7 ]! m+ g7 q8 kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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0 f6 T) p3 W. _+ w: z3 u! {. `) R- [3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ i; q( F6 X5 M' g
- a HEART to love him,! }9 ~; q3 N& T6 P
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& } U: D6 G& Z e4 d- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 ~% `0 X9 J- E$ w& d+ A, Z- I- a SPADE to bury him!# ~2 V5 X9 F( ]+ E8 L; g' j
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, S/ T& @- K2 {7 K) E1 K
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?4 F0 ?/ L. t* D+ J
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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; U, F3 |0 ^6 y; J. a' @6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 y2 z" y' ^1 ^$ H" @# ~0 w
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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! }' t0 y! J+ c+ k/ Z7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: T- f+ H4 H& c7 y: f( W
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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4 O* g1 F) R8 P, u8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: }8 j4 Q2 b4 q1 d/ [* I
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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