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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' h2 C6 R5 ~4 v99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 v E, k+ N7 q/ K9 S) s
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: @/ x" f% _4 }
a.They give like hell. O" b M$ _+ C5 h8 g0 \- l! Q
b.They do not yell.
! `# R6 u+ C- Dc.They do not tell.5 s: S/ Z3 ?& ^% Y4 c' V7 T5 `6 ~
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: t! `* X' @2 w, V8 j
- a HEART to love him,
$ B4 h6 ?, c* z& O- a DIAMOND to marry him,, H! B: v$ z9 x( w
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 k T7 Z/ R7 W' [/ E9 \$ X2 N- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& u& V2 J1 ?4 G8 _! yBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 _# k9 ]. ^3 c* F' LThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
) U: w( ^) r' N, o9 _6 RThe arse hole is always in front of you.+ [& g3 J. `7 ?% D+ j& F/ `" }
$ E4 ]. l0 {- M- P, U7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?* O: q) b1 w: p' n
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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' _+ R1 H3 f' q. n9 Y$ x8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
4 q$ S7 l2 S! sThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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