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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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6 C$ K; u% ~1 J; g6 a# [- I1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job+ Y8 w+ [; H9 L. W
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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; b, D# C& {6 S4 n2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?, L4 j5 u1 O. y- \
a.They give like hell.
2 a) Z* g, Z6 ^b.They do not yell.
2 U$ Z7 q. f* G: t d, \& A7 pc.They do not tell.) z" w" A, v( J' A# i
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 `$ h$ h/ P; h1 \- l( Q
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" O1 x( ]& d/ f/ g4 O' p4 m1 ~, H( o' W- a HEART to love him,
+ D* s0 E+ g3 x9 ~" K/ a- a DIAMOND to marry him,. h& o% Q1 t7 {+ O1 _0 z0 W
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 G, T# F7 n6 y! Q! X4 k- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& M% ?) n8 u. N1 f; u" A2 m" kBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ e& G' F5 n; q* M
9 Y, Y& ]$ x* |+ ~1 j$ z+ Z5) What is the strongest muscle?
% z$ E% I7 C" \3 _& w# EThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 \+ a% N5 X. [
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, m! w& k K: l" _1 J6 @
The arse hole is always in front of you.$ N. [! {4 Q/ o8 k& _1 O! Q
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
m) D$ C( B0 N* f8 r8 x" PWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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! a9 I1 z0 N' d+ }! z. N8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. @; T/ M) ~% y. {
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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