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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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6 R7 _0 ~. `" M2 O6 G1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* X+ o9 H! }( ^5 \4 K0 ]
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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& O2 q" Y- l2 o. l( @6 c2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. L; g1 E* Z* ]% t* P; g' n& }" p
a.They give like hell. 0 h9 G7 g' r: Q+ m! P+ B
b.They do not yell.: t6 A4 C& `+ t
c.They do not tell.
5 F( p; a7 B U$ M; L8 s/ rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' z! p, |3 w' E( b" G, @
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 S5 U8 {/ S4 v. F0 C) o; x
- a HEART to love him,6 _: f$ s9 X$ R# m8 X
- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 q( h) v% ^ K
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) |/ f0 e# u2 x+ F& j! F/ X% j8 h
- a SPADE to bury him!9 j% Z: S6 @( i+ G
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ L# j3 L1 {9 G" n2 tBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 n. U) c+ p: }6 k* V
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5) What is the strongest muscle?, V* a& C, v. e7 ~7 }* I
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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$ N% Q! I+ E o! |$ V9 D9 m6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 E5 @, o. l- [7 a6 w, GThe arse hole is always in front of you.6 o% C1 ~3 o* O! E/ ?' {0 s
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ m3 E$ a. L9 ^3 V3 A4 [5 p3 V/ c
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ p! ^! `8 Q% _7 _ |
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" `9 C: p& y8 D9 v, q/ HThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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