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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 T2 [; K- y% }
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 F" l* ^, S y4 Y1 e8 l
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* I8 ?/ V; J2 \+ z
a.They give like hell.
% w# ?- ?2 }+ @/ kb.They do not yell.+ F+ s4 Y9 C/ F8 }6 G. ]0 ]
c.They do not tell.0 Q0 l9 o2 c/ d+ X N
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% \3 t8 ^% n# Z" A. F
7 S1 E7 T: N; u, b! v/ @* c3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 B9 `% x' T- I% l* d, `# \
- a HEART to love him,4 @2 h+ F5 z: y: M( ]
- a DIAMOND to marry him,2 _( u* Y/ u) A# H2 L9 o
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 {" P$ B$ J9 X% e- a SPADE to bury him!
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4 m! S: Q9 s/ \1 ^2 e$ c* ~' D, m4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 R9 X# _8 N! p1 t
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ q# r& a k( f2 y) i8 ? R
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5) What is the strongest muscle?2 d+ E8 ^* G- e7 M J r! I9 I
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ `4 K& N( c# f3 ?$ z
The arse hole is always in front of you.5 m0 m: d q# H B
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' t8 [6 N. A$ H B, g; Y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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1 @" ~1 ^8 V8 ^ h% ?, z% q t8 F8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?% m2 r! M) z% e: m7 }2 R9 U
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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