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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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+ s$ e9 W: o1 ?3 h1 ~1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
7 N6 C7 q5 P3 y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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0 f3 F) Y( l9 J* H2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 Q( u# X2 L! E! v/ n E; d B' R! }a.They give like hell. 4 a B8 S2 t5 H N' j
b.They do not yell.' k. k, a8 j K9 s+ W
c.They do not tell.
5 ?9 K, R5 D. u$ D- h& C- nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' g6 t. |6 q( R0 L: s, D7 L
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 w# O. l5 u$ o/ [( t
- a HEART to love him,
1 p$ @- c! M9 d. |1 L4 Q- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' t: \* U) c: V) z4 z: Y* v& n: R6 I- a CLUB to smash his head in, and9 r6 o8 l; {, e
- a SPADE to bury him!
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1 l. s4 ^6 u; N+ Q$ [4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 n: J/ _6 u9 B7 }Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
( d* F9 z7 S7 u8 w4 O6 r" K. PThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ ]7 m/ Y' [+ }0 @# d
$ t m3 z4 J3 [; }6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?2 Z5 Q; M% X- p" W. M; }) X1 h
The arse hole is always in front of you.: R' i, y2 @6 R( t. i- s U# ]. S
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! d5 h5 z* ?& j9 ~- s
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, x. l) K, b8 c3 m2 h
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! H* X+ @" n4 S* ~# E- y6 a
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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