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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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) B1 ?0 }# n) S- I$ f1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 {) q6 ?. }0 e4 n' ^5 m
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence* ]' k0 y6 h1 u5 w. Z
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& G! p5 }, ?0 s- j+ L5 a1 P) t
a.They give like hell.
6 a2 D8 }/ C' u. q3 q; I8 `b.They do not yell.8 H! O- G0 }8 u! K* ?; f* n* l
c.They do not tell.
. w' A' n% f; E% ^; C7 q. d& D: `d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 {9 x$ f% t; c; I4 q3 b
; {) t; E; v, d8 O& ]" |7 z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:$ c& n3 r B% m1 T
- a HEART to love him,: H; P: t9 P/ }" i' |
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
6 ~3 _) g8 M. v& F- r* j- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* I! F* _: S& H$ o
- a SPADE to bury him!
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* P* S2 \! l6 L2 T0 m: D( p4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
1 _" g0 Q6 N& M5 f# G: G8 kBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?8 o# w0 ~( q! L# [
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 h. p9 C$ e# r" y9 P2 G
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
) p9 L, ^4 M2 r5 i; z& bThe arse hole is always in front of you.8 J, ~9 g! m3 n$ X9 B
4 m4 [* D# T, R: d% v5 `7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 C, P8 l3 `7 p- n" ~1 O3 LWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 f, D! l1 Q- q- t$ V* QThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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