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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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( B! I) Q( Z. e- [1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& w) \$ M# d: |$ r" B
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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) h4 X& [3 i# ?) x U q9 c1 G7 O2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ H! Q# d3 v+ X4 t
a.They give like hell.
& v3 t5 M7 x, `6 e' x% C( k7 m" rb.They do not yell.
i2 \6 g/ a. S0 h/ L% pc.They do not tell.
5 V, T: o" s6 m9 gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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1 k( o. R! H( p3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 f0 ]6 b0 a* @. H
- a HEART to love him,2 Z! H4 q6 ?* f! V
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
. E. J) C" [) M5 y' Z9 v9 z" y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 U& x) ]; s) e7 ?' F- a SPADE to bury him!
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1 w; X% z C: Z5 w4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
1 u4 G& A) |0 [1 O2 ?Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ P t; N8 k ~' @$ t& `3 c8 n
: t) D' Z3 o7 ~5) What is the strongest muscle?, U# D$ j) X/ T* a0 m
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' t6 }( c, d- U$ c; j, Q; q& b
/ F) y7 o4 h. M, U6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
2 h" a' \: n# ?5 K& ^, yThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& N A! `. p' o# R6 C D) S
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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+ V8 i9 k5 H, P6 Q7 {$ W6 E' X' Z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: S$ e" E8 ~3 q: ~) T7 zThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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