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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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& j/ ]3 B3 Q+ D6 n6 X1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" x. W4 Z9 X9 f
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?% P1 N. L j& i5 @2 m$ w$ U
a.They give like hell. % I( T5 |1 a4 j# X# o
b.They do not yell.
* {: e& e3 t( R9 ]) X: kc.They do not tell.4 O, Q- _2 Z3 e) K: m7 `4 r
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ f Z4 }1 \1 R; C j3 Q
Q# M& L" c: i3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
: u t: O- C" v7 D# T0 E- a HEART to love him,
1 C" e* M0 y* p z5 Y7 _- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 f& y% W6 t: p3 j
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" N" g2 J7 `# l; ^: U' C. ^4 V- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 s& q7 }; Z! qBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later$ q' r E( ~' } @& \( b
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5) What is the strongest muscle?# P0 n3 B5 ?5 u) O
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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$ k9 y- P+ \6 T# ? O! ^6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" B8 a# J- s2 t6 X8 z( W. m" s
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 I. J$ h! |/ [4 B: ^" o/ {0 zWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!2 y, i6 w6 A h* Z2 v+ E
: L' @% \" y3 c( l: I0 Z9 o8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? x0 C" Q/ T. r0 R4 O; a
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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