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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! t1 {! ?9 K1 ?7 J: p1 s99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- H- E, n1 r; ^! w' y5 I$ O
& I. b/ r0 g: e! m7 t$ K2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# r3 A& |8 r! G
a.They give like hell. & ]9 m1 z8 x( O6 R- @
b.They do not yell.
5 S" e& u* x" y+ B2 _1 sc.They do not tell.
' u5 A. I6 P0 k6 d7 @d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; E5 L- \+ H$ I5 L0 I
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 O# ?) I% L. t$ i' R$ I- a HEART to love him,( }! O/ \9 `- k/ S2 v
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ o* _$ H9 n K6 Q1 ]- X" j8 Y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
/ h9 t4 W- D/ c! I- a SPADE to bury him!: a3 T# M7 a, ]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! k" N2 H& P8 w- F
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ C& s: _2 U- W; i: o2 C" T2 W$ D0 G% l
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5) What is the strongest muscle?+ [, Q5 L! w' l& {# f" V: n, q
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 g6 a1 |/ I! y Y2 H
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 @. N; J/ J: ]The arse hole is always in front of you.
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$ l2 Z+ x. x! T- H; y7 i7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- t! Y8 D* p; c! W1 R- a, B, @When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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) W9 V3 q" m( K3 d7 ^8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 H' A7 @1 H3 `& ]. J+ IThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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