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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
% f, x, V1 c. I% E M4 h99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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, n3 B2 B a* R1 ~2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 V3 i# b. k# e" {
a.They give like hell.
& h4 g: E1 p: i- Zb.They do not yell.
( z! A/ G& V E# x5 A# Jc.They do not tell.
- G6 G! W2 ]3 ~$ c1 S+ E) W$ Kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; J6 L6 K( w6 Z% k' r& v- O) ?- G% S
" X# R( U3 ?7 q# R3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
4 \- `1 P0 }( C" [/ {+ }0 a. l6 s: }- a HEART to love him,
# D. X$ H* f6 t2 N+ b- a DIAMOND to marry him,/ b" n4 y, m. E/ @3 \
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
: L' _- l; r4 _: a$ ^- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! f+ q8 K4 J; l, w2 J6 sBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- Z/ M) _) p$ E
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
, Z5 F* `9 A; ~( g/ oThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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1 @. o- o8 A9 ^4 T6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
* g6 u7 i; E# [# j8 z, ?The arse hole is always in front of you.2 n! G& `; l5 v2 A6 {- ]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! U, L- B3 S; ~7 Q. F3 G2 oWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, a6 k- ?6 v* e! l7 W. | w
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, L! L0 o* C) d3 H Q
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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