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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 a5 l7 ^; y( n+ l
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: g6 s8 O( T7 s* D/ Pa.They give like hell.
+ j* k) Y% l, |/ i. ~* I. @! tb.They do not yell.
3 D6 I" f0 O& H& D9 K1 \6 dc.They do not tell.
! H7 x5 G% y6 z- P( Qd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 K2 h+ {2 z1 N ^9 h) J) ^ X
G' w% f: S$ o3 _! C) g3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:& P0 m0 A' F/ T% `( `
- a HEART to love him,; k6 v7 e# B3 Q6 `; l- r( c- q) ~8 l
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
8 ]) E; T- S) [* Z W- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 ^% N5 @: w \7 p0 h4 ?2 ?- U
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( j# A" B q7 T3 i/ GBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
. @4 }* Q7 r$ k5 r" X7 O1 N; Q2 lThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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7 w" {5 V, U) K8 N |6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 L3 T8 x0 R \% qThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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" ?8 u, h* q8 a* `& W7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" p$ b0 m) Q4 b) R& s4 F: B6 v. C, J
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ A: M* n8 q7 J
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( `, }! I9 s/ U$ J5 KThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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