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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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5 w- w; j% Y* j/ ]1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# N# h/ \. `5 M7 Y9 W+ s( m
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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8 _, z' y& u/ ]( y( W2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- y# I6 i6 f8 Y- g# R, c3 Y
a.They give like hell.
2 X5 m6 H* x( h4 [b.They do not yell.$ K# C* p" }1 }" w; P
c.They do not tell.9 e+ K9 P4 p4 ^
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3 }, E q) J, i% M3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 U' p' ^& U) O# }4 O8 \( p
- a HEART to love him,& j/ w$ v- j; j* @: ^/ Y! W
- a DIAMOND to marry him,! y6 r; \3 P' c+ G; i* C; M
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
+ r7 t& u2 z' f, @: E7 F- a SPADE to bury him!2 n, V. ?% k9 v6 `
+ z' v w+ [. A) O4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) s) f2 l8 { n! q
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. i7 v, N4 i* n3 P5 c: P! {5 m) V
) z1 y; A7 Y9 v7 c9 }5) What is the strongest muscle?2 O6 b& a7 h7 C$ |6 |
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( m; b! u t# F7 W1 l
, ~- N, O9 D q9 ^9 K/ A, o5 d6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
8 F" D/ r% g! V1 }The arse hole is always in front of you.1 C C; p, _$ c& m
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?9 T- o+ `7 C( Y( n+ b$ ~( [+ d
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8 L* @, _5 V" m0 P) c8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 |+ |1 j* l% Y$ M2 Q7 B* l
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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