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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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+ f5 L- a9 y$ W. w9 }1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
7 @: m. e; _2 B5 j! a* d6 b7 I" [99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 { i( z' `; y1 J& @/ m4 \
a.They give like hell.
' ~% }$ n/ B+ h$ O5 c( N1 K" P- L% Gb.They do not yell.
6 ~" C+ P% E' Q" _4 ]# D. tc.They do not tell.& v* R& {9 C+ c
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
, i8 y5 B+ G+ a9 s) _1 L: G( b- a HEART to love him,
, {% z: j- @3 F- a DIAMOND to marry him,
: C/ x7 G4 m/ y" o) F- a CLUB to smash his head in, and L) z' @' z# Z" S
- a SPADE to bury him!
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7 k" d2 ~$ e, U( y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? ]; g4 K! w! Z! C5 \. E h; y: A; y
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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- C; R T4 A1 o/ ~) z+ y* E5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 _* `' ~/ D* Z7 X* s9 n4 mThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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: C7 f" y- D; |7 X2 E6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ m5 \+ R0 C9 N; T `The arse hole is always in front of you.3 [& m1 h' M5 T0 q1 ^
1 V: g% I) v$ @, g7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?$ s/ f6 ~- j& a' G
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ N' q# ~) r: b( C5 V: N6 J
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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