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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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% T+ y  ?8 W' f* n$ c性本善:Sex is good. 6 q  x% Q1 N" j' q( a% r

# }4 B: ~( P. m: W/ D- \: z' n% n性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 3 l) t' Z! @& ?6 j1 X) b5 q
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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8 f1 M" z& i4 o8 ]教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 4 b2 N/ N* d9 t  c: ~7 k5 R3 l
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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4 t' I, j9 B0 m! s+ z2 d子不學:If you don't study hard, ( m+ Q' ]6 \3 J1 F

6 u" K! s$ Q, F; q& ?& x7 x( N( y斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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; ~) w* b0 N" k4 ^1 f% x有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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% N" ]6 q; B% Q9 T$ w* Y教五子 :All his five son took it 9 ^6 W/ }; T* ?" h; H; y+ ^

; S: i6 _- p$ u. i名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ( h; q3 z. E& U* f

  J8 R) ?5 O# x$ |養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 0 b: O$ ^, S) @

; W! T6 i  ^) [4 B! _父之過 :It is all your fault. : A* t! v( w5 ?( \/ N

3 G4 h6 \: _) R, j教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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0 o7 X  I9 @7 Q2 `! F) x. E8 q3 i師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , n3 \+ H+ Z2 h: i
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 9 d$ t6 H& k7 |. b- i) M* j2 O

+ c8 G& K3 V; q2 i6 F非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ) Q; ?; v+ z6 u5 j7 Z
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, , E  v8 A2 n1 L: {, U4 q0 G

, X, D  ?0 n$ S; a1 Q老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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9 n/ }4 ^% U( H# r( ^$ C玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 9 @! I) Q$ {! j
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, # W( @. k% `/ u5 G0 K" m6 B

( y3 y2 Q( s: I2 v5 ~不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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