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人之初:At the beginning of life. % ]# h# n# K) Y' V! H

# s! _/ J7 J. [; J6 Y' U性本善:Sex is good. - @6 p8 P! C, d0 \7 e6 s( x( D5 n7 H
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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% ^8 ^+ ~; |5 R7 B7 \( l, j習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 3 p7 K9 a& b. L1 D; I6 m6 F

1 Q( B7 L) x7 K; _苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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# v. K, o) m5 K1 e1 H性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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' ^. o8 v0 v) V) t) j+ a教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 9 {: ]0 q, B( m9 ^3 `
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子不學:If you don't study hard, . j* d4 z+ M! X1 T6 m
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ) |+ h, a8 V' u8 P# W7 W

% a0 r' ?9 |  U竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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1 E" H, E$ |0 {9 g教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 5 [; |% g( l* ^# `( B4 {6 ]

. P* Y, s" B% t; ^3 h) k6 |養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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' f) z- |0 k2 n! ]' y/ _父之過 :It is all your fault. 9 O- l7 D4 [$ v& \0 k) s
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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- b, m/ T& B3 w/ l% I師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ; e$ l8 d: d) k: M  o: z  q$ ?
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake " ~( C4 }8 L8 B! M( U$ _

: m! Z0 F6 ?1 B6 Z" b5 r) Q" ^幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 9 @! D! A4 B- P2 R5 O
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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2 S- K8 o# z- Y* N; V- I5 c玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ( p4 a6 p% ]3 R' E0 @7 H3 C

0 i* U$ L4 I1 ?1 Z不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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9 L1 J; r7 N/ R* \/ M+ N人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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