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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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: O* |% u1 Y4 }- U6 U性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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! }7 d5 \. L  ~, X9 T習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ( A7 K; J! h: O
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. / c  _/ @; v. @

# m, x) [5 Y% i+ j教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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& C! ]* a6 |/ i昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ) W# k, `: ~' _6 j% x- A2 r

2 q1 F- w# M) O8 z! J* P1 E擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 6 i) M! t: y3 z9 c# W( m& U

% K3 N4 x7 }( }子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.   n2 L5 h) a. s( a) z
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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* _7 L# P8 W1 U; J有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 6 @/ Y* r) ?, I2 L
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. % a( P: b* O+ \1 H" I* `* k; d

& O8 t2 M2 f2 D! [養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, , M- _& N, J' o" X
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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; b; z8 f! u6 J/ B/ U. f. {; u教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. - s( j* {( T. E( K& _" U
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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# H! k! R: y' W5 M1 D' ^9 |幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,   J, Z+ W6 |- R  U% [
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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7 f" v& y  Z  g  e' N玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ' c( N0 c  G5 |: C1 T$ O. k

" R6 O) N6 O: |$ D/ E不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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" w, \$ _( `( Z# Q* B+ y7 ~不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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