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人之初:At the beginning of life. 3 J* p$ z1 x& ^
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性本善:Sex is good.   P. n: D1 P% g! ?! r+ C

. K; G. M4 N; s+ n性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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/ W! @6 @0 l2 ~5 K, v習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 4 T8 q6 J9 D* X2 l1 h" g' U* p8 u

. f+ e) E( i% S. _) C性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 5 _; I5 X5 R1 S
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教之道:The way of learning it
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& }/ t$ m/ n% T貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng & y/ M; I1 {! \! x- f$ ?/ @
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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0 S7 G1 z, \5 V( [子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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9 D" p/ N9 U  J& ^6 ?" ?9 G有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine " K5 H' S# Q) u- X; `& Y
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 9 h' V9 }' O/ ~
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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9 ?0 k5 v# P( V# C. P9 ~" u" _) N5 l教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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- j% ?9 b/ k: S$ P0 n子不學 :You may refuse to study this 7 v: ~( \4 ]5 b8 h% H8 g' L

: O# ~: N3 f* [% G" i8 @8 V非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 1 q# ]/ \" E. g9 A/ ~- X
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,   T4 L% l2 X9 v& v5 `* c

: @2 @0 p  Y5 |0 w& X& ~7 N老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 1 q& C8 g8 j0 ?

# c! X4 p+ K+ Y; K# n# v! \玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ; V* G) K% K' W& J  K
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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