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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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" h0 ^7 D; [, U, _! R# t習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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8 A& C5 S0 _5 X性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 2 p4 e4 I6 s& z# G4 W
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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7 ~. q; t7 [& a5 \" L# o! g擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. % K! m( v- }( _+ K, a/ R5 j

* S( _0 O5 B9 K子不學:If you don't study hard,
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  y: o4 M! f7 e. s! f斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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8 s; J3 e$ G1 k5 H! q, l. j4 |竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ' H" X2 @4 X: t4 G5 o. B, w+ |' \
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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2 K  e7 T* X% W4 R- R7 R+ T名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 5 M& V* x, p! p6 n& q) w" h  J
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ! ~7 ]4 X% x8 g% d/ z9 F$ N( I/ G

; r! I- S$ v6 j9 I2 |9 ?2 [師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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8 O7 Y0 _  r  r) [0 P" G6 r# k子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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" K2 P9 s" }& S7 l$ Q非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 1 Z5 _( Q6 `7 g
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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% V9 C8 M, i; B玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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/ @0 P+ o5 K# Y1 j; n. l1 C1 e人不學 :If you don't learn sex, - K$ y5 M" Q& M( ]/ s8 N- j* H

* f& w* y0 M1 _/ W, t( g: k, O不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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