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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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- v  E- u: G& i5 ?! s$ D- X6 c性本善:Sex is good. 3 S. H; `- t# J0 l) I
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 4 Y9 a( J# y  Y2 w2 Q" O, M
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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2 t- e0 @- K+ v" \0 R苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ( g2 {4 i9 `) a& X
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..   e# B( H/ e7 {' Q9 K+ Z
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 0 W' K/ K& I& V

% `2 j6 c5 B6 v! a( D0 N5 @' k擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. : o- V0 V  h) B. o* X" l
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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0 I, M$ U3 j$ V' @9 O教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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. i: l* e# J, s& w養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, , v4 U1 x: v! R+ a( {5 t
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ( g% w9 Q; K% k# Q+ j1 |

. f/ I4 e& W7 w/ p! x" I教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, % ~. z3 W$ b" R; Q
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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( o; T+ A) ]# X7 X6 s非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, * a; L9 K# l; K" c8 Y  l
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ' B& B4 \3 S$ I' t+ W4 ?
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, - V: H( a0 y+ ?9 l. _  g$ i5 \' O- M
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 6 |6 V; y) Y9 |( m9 s8 z
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 0 y. T& g8 q! p) F2 ^" r+ r
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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