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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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9 k7 i5 R0 V1 j8 o- \* b/ s9 p性本善:Sex is good. 1 Y4 K1 q& r! O! s9 N2 c( U
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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/ f  _' T- ^0 L0 q性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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5 G# j$ |4 I. A& D" y9 D, ?教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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' u2 ?) x+ T: h# Z* k2 E昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 9 U" d; q! f' u& i  {6 ]

' a4 W( f5 L4 H5 l擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 2 b/ c9 }1 B+ l) D. {5 O% W' \

: ~1 g5 b4 l* F  A9 C( G; u子不學:If you don't study hard, 3 M$ k2 q: T% V  {4 R

7 b$ ]; W7 N& U( H斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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, r- O' G' X9 O; ]/ M  w竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine   R* y; V* r% r, |" L; V: W# ^

( k; t9 m* O, _- c- F5 {' U教五子 :All his five son took it
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* S) }3 C4 `) [  h名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, : }' R: ?$ ?, \6 t3 f& i" t1 v! K

6 `/ M, R% \9 s# Q. R父之過 :It is all your fault. * T! ^5 h8 B. M( W% |

5 G! a; J( L4 G& v, e' O教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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+ W! i# {; y0 e9 j師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , h. r5 a1 Q* B" t- r8 R" ]8 K

. [7 r) Z6 }; J, i4 T" H4 a子不學 :You may refuse to study this 8 F% H1 I$ K$ j1 w/ o
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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3 G) b* V3 X6 A& C. U% O! _老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged : i9 l2 Y7 \$ m( C/ g* @

  f! D3 o: z$ @$ W玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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' j( ?1 d# k3 z/ }( c. B! t" g人不學 :If you don't learn sex, - T4 S3 j* e! l4 m

5 }3 L6 p& Z- B7 b! i不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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