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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 7 |, D; d4 X& O2 ]6 W1 R

7 d. p+ w$ ?6 l( |2 s2 o性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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6 O1 ]; F, m4 v: m) X9 ?$ _! ^9 {習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 8 \5 }$ m- f) N5 l
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ; L+ F2 U. n5 m- b

3 Q" ?% ?. w- Y: L  {2 b教之道:The way of learning it
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  O+ I3 c2 t: A$ m8 Y! i貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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( j* m, h3 h6 C) V6 S+ G昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ) \  u) b5 T; g

$ T! L$ F# v; G5 t9 q% b: h子不學:If you don't study hard,
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1 R+ A4 g2 ?8 |7 S斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 7 f! W' _" Z1 ^2 t( _0 W4 d
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine / E7 p, a* C# [$ ~5 M
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, & Y1 t; V1 }" R+ s% |0 k3 {5 _6 H

3 D8 K# ?3 F9 P, P  W父之過 :It is all your fault. . D4 N3 W' |' X9 C; }

6 W( i; J. _3 c  y5 v4 ~' Q教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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; e6 m" K) P7 b& r! g8 W/ |; x師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 N, g  L( n" s
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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7 A: x$ ?9 A) \& _6 e( b非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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% R- O3 {+ O1 _8 u幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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2 s) Q! E6 p% f0 c. W6 L4 L老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged # I+ ]2 n& A+ V0 Q& D, c5 L- t
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ' K6 ]) d( N5 R( {, `; _; X# Q
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, # R* P9 s- @+ r. h( O. O# {
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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