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人之初:At the beginning of life.   U0 J, k2 r$ P0 }  n. Y
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性本善:Sex is good.
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; ~: t! B  H; H  ~0 W性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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+ A! ^: T: w4 N# l7 t8 c習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 1 X& K" N) s; V1 v2 b
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it ( {' {; W) u7 _% E2 m
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 4 p, X$ E' ]' J* F

- U- B# t( |: s& _0 @+ m; i1 m昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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5 e1 Q/ A2 N, E擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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9 ?  T- `/ x, D( ^. A- o9 W: k1 ]8 g子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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' s5 x& u& K$ o- N竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 4 I* e+ Y5 H# k; ^

+ i5 i1 O+ ~. {" h- x! v, n* B有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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3 C/ |/ X5 e' o7 ^6 m+ t6 H教五子 :All his five son took it
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7 Z+ X9 w1 g9 d( K5 D: U$ X0 a名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, $ A  {. }" B. p+ T# @
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 7 S. O$ D- a: G  O2 F) I  }
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. " m! Z& W, z. f5 J; v% T
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake : E  F( _+ N* N9 [' ]

6 [0 E4 O5 K, z$ ]5 L  ^- C3 k幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 4 B. K: j1 p/ ^9 E; q. i+ n! }% k

& `% j/ |+ ]% e' `& S玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, + s" y; |) W& z
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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) W) ?6 Z. F/ ?4 s人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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