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人之初:At the beginning of life. ! I/ U. k, o/ Y+ ?4 H) K

: b( y, q$ Y, V1 A1 t1 y1 L性本善:Sex is good. 2 c: Z1 r6 m, F+ W
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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3 |- Y1 y6 V/ [- c7 _習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 9 L+ V: T8 S" T. K
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. . ?2 S' f5 |$ q

  T  t/ Y# F& l: x, g# m* `. H性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. # t  ^$ Y# |+ ?/ ^0 ?

; P& g8 s# S& q& U. U; `昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, / I7 ?. p+ i" H" Z
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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( U* n- p6 s' f7 z8 d; X竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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& G; @) Q$ N2 n8 E3 b. `8 |0 S有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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% H2 u8 i8 c4 N" A/ X0 X教五子 :All his five son took it   O' [8 D. y1 c6 ?( U; o
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. - K# i- T/ m  i/ e. @) N! ~
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, + ^: J" F6 L7 K

% L# v8 b" [# F2 g8 e父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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% ]* _8 O, F# x, `. j師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this . n2 J4 S9 }3 T5 u3 `* l+ H

. a8 e. M/ h0 r  S: B非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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; n# ^+ d) L% s: |" Z* G( d幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ! }6 z; p( ~/ M* r& X
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 6 x9 `& v: ?& k

9 g' e/ y( o  c0 r) N  _& n3 H玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 5 R1 u. y. i  M

3 z8 }7 L  ?/ n! Q8 I" J不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. , k) v5 g6 A/ ?9 G

8 C" L0 x. F! E. ?人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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: i( |! ]% r) G. K7 a9 E不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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