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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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+ N# @, Q' ~5 B4 j" e/ B' N性本善:Sex is good. 3 h! |  N  A! L; B2 |* j; M

# Z3 D9 t" P; \' ^+ r$ H性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. : c3 ^$ R; S/ l

# D0 Y: i: b3 J: x: d* x8 B0 e習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 7 z: V. |* u: G3 y2 Z
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. # V5 X3 a  ^- {1 S; Y" [+ k
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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6 M2 t7 r! s; [% [! _: g教之道:The way of learning it : y6 O+ J7 V) b( k& N. Y, {: e8 c" m

- W2 X- G1 P, L2 g' r9 }$ L8 z9 v( O貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 9 W" x. p$ o" ?( M

& Z; o0 n3 P3 X% g# i- k; |7 c( d0 k昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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. u/ B  K% v7 F. T* ?子不學:If you don't study hard,
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' I1 s$ x" S& R1 ]& Y斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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( B1 G8 p- p$ i9 d$ g有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine   u& Z* G2 a* K- h! [7 M- ]/ B

1 m/ j4 Q6 a# T. x2 I教五子 :All his five son took it $ t+ r1 m& |5 `' P" |

! m6 K: H( C  P' I( i# |名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. & g: k: }, K% k5 v. x, I
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. * |  N! X8 `; \4 `; k. O6 M

3 e, a; A) {7 a子不學 :You may refuse to study this $ D  d% P2 n( ^8 D7 `- `) E( c
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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5 q" r# q" D) W3 t不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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! ?/ X5 j- V7 z4 ?6 ?人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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