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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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3 A: |& z* M( C4 a9 L習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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; |6 H, v; Q: E5 a; O' [苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. * p& r  J- L7 u1 s6 k) D2 ~

9 K7 T% L9 J# `" C性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it ! Q# ]5 H9 e5 {" I  M! y" i/ @
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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1 @) K9 u$ l  k0 x& L5 E昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng - l* G! h) u. a3 }

8 t$ Z% m3 c# e  T% A擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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  N% H+ B: C9 X子不學:If you don't study hard,
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: `* g$ p5 G: i& ?  D斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous - c$ b5 i9 j$ m- ]+ e# M

$ ^: V7 ~6 D* v9 C有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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  z1 Q: a- E7 z2 d& g2 J$ j名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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; |8 A, e1 ]# W養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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5 {1 E( b  Q, W' ?父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + k& b, ?7 T7 `
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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; m5 ~, q" t( E1 H9 X子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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5 F& [" V& E( A3 m6 U% {- @, a7 b幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 5 L' N; N6 R: z9 U5 o" `  n" V
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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3 z7 y9 s7 ?/ r8 K玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, * S) F% f& ^6 H9 v2 t
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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9 k4 H. }% x# I) Z* u" G. W人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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  Y  o/ M9 c) d不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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