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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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7 D9 E% E9 d0 M) x* n# p9 J6 _& {; q性本善:Sex is good.   t8 T: ?6 H4 B$ y) F, z
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. , w! E; w6 \$ R) D

$ Z6 z5 U" R% J習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 3 f2 C: Q- u( H* a# Y

  v0 c. I1 y- A. F& f( v性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 1 e& J( x! l! h& |- p8 z* l  Y
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教之道:The way of learning it
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% ~0 h- E4 ~3 }& g貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 4 p  C3 A; O* y$ y; M% J+ c/ v8 }

4 D" Q; P8 n8 D/ z! ]3 i擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. " J- `2 @( u* d: E

6 W& {: k6 `" q子不學:If you don't study hard, 9 `8 M, P1 f' ?4 j4 X
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous , Y6 G9 z$ i. F6 h

* R8 G$ O$ L, a1 b; v有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 3 i9 m7 x# q% _
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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& F& i, V: g  T% ~0 Q4 p教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, , D! r" A) _4 |
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. : ?* Y9 m, t0 X0 J; d

1 C. Q/ X3 M7 n" S* d* ^子不學 :You may refuse to study this 4 Q- e" U  x% U5 s1 H6 C. \# `
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 1 `- p+ o7 w$ {+ ?  I" I+ @- b9 ^
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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! u* p6 R% q  {* d老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged   T0 K2 T4 m8 c$ h$ |
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 2 o6 F1 x- R2 Z) n# I; R

$ p+ C# S- z9 f& J不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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) a% _9 j( a& X2 u) H& v9 f不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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