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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. $ ^0 Y: E/ H: K4 P: Z' Y
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ( V9 y5 W0 s1 N8 ~3 d3 ~9 Z

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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ( M- m. J; w* I6 B' [2 @

3 ^8 j* a. \. F2 t# r( I# e4 G昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ! A+ {6 l6 Q) f! [

- J! f; T. ~* ~) ^! C% Y擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 3 P5 z. G6 s* H' B; B9 @' M

. E1 N0 p' H, e子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5 H' w1 w' [5 S; K9 ?
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ) z. y) y2 \- Z6 }1 r  \3 L* \, R% t; s
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ' e% S* l4 Q& V, T+ ]' k5 Q* g# C! d7 v
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教五子 :All his five son took it # l1 `0 R5 f, Z  h" W! F
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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& [# d; S* R- p; }- Z" c教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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6 i( @$ C2 l) O$ j  K& {幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, + m5 I# c/ a; y4 k4 h2 z
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged / U1 E9 \$ f/ e1 y+ V. p
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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