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人之初:At the beginning of life. 4 X0 _5 m! m8 x6 D% t

; U" l& T( `% y( n6 K' }% }性本善:Sex is good. # X2 {' \5 \/ b, E4 H! |* C& Z
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. , G0 R/ N+ Y( _& Q8 d2 R, [' T

) h5 P9 K, {+ V- ]習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. , @* E2 f3 u7 x$ Z
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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( I+ m* W' s, p' O; d教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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) M! z7 z6 _0 _) M- a+ _/ q7 ~$ x" n昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng * i& }% e3 X/ P! @5 M! O. ^: T
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. " Q6 @5 s" R3 Y) `/ _8 Q3 V7 Q) N

" F5 F& f: J, a8 B3 S- u8 |/ ^" ~子不學:If you don't study hard,   s2 _  C- s1 n# q
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. * ]* T4 d& y6 D' j7 Y

" H! K; y- D. p! x3 w( F" O竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 1 P5 v) w0 {/ s7 c

; g6 `4 m: i( p: N% R$ e, f( x有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it ' @$ t: P  e: B; r

, k8 j+ _. `: ]5 f: g名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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9 g7 k& [* x# N+ ~/ B( P養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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  [/ b2 ~6 c8 A5 L, n父之過 :It is all your fault.
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$ {1 g& l' q1 `2 }: G1 J, S4 o教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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1 Z- a6 {# K6 y  |/ v非所宜 :but that is a real mistake & I+ Y  h: i+ o* `& T- g3 ^

) y$ |4 f  f' K4 J& i幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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! ~& ?' ?% R5 ^1 S老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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5 C& y. ^% B. I0 a4 v- F% A玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, + L6 `0 z- Q" g& ]8 n. t

  U1 ?4 F( }, d& r8 @3 t! O% J不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 8 j' W& s! B2 Z6 U  _1 m

- `  h9 I% `) g  f0 Y6 l$ H人不學 :If you don't learn sex,   G+ g( V% a3 d( B2 u. Y/ X* G

& b* R9 A5 O* \! |( A不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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