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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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7 {3 B. C0 z7 p6 z  A- O  @性本善:Sex is good. , q$ B# Q2 s% H: H! X  z

2 n* _* _' y6 k2 ^- {性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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7 R, V9 p' ^6 B# o7 m& q! N3 {習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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. N& o; q1 e/ _; I苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. / N: g( ^; ?, O7 N. v$ \

3 A( Z. R; t8 t2 v5 ~% ?性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 0 v& z, R7 k9 o# Y' ?
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ( F0 b! b; v" m8 j; e, M; S  G
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng . R! t6 m* o4 ?4 Y! Z, Y) p/ Q$ F

9 A+ M' b6 q$ I9 [. x1 _擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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) W1 |  g/ w/ A2 Z9 E" j子不學:If you don't study hard,
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: i! Q$ g" a. g+ e斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. , j- _0 X0 U, c, o! z, p  v  e- C; m
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ; Q: G  d' v9 d# P6 c

7 u' d3 z9 I2 v: Y( u/ J1 {父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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" }3 I# k( f6 L7 _2 F5 y7 a* ?$ z師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this % G: t3 J' ~+ s3 D& _' c# \4 z
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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& Y2 t" B1 a. H8 u& S9 k6 M幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 6 U+ F- e  m" N; z2 M* j- G9 v# T4 N

' r# D7 X$ X/ d5 R3 r( `6 M( I老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 4 _  a( G- h6 L+ P3 F0 f
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, % O% ^1 J! c7 o2 B5 H+ A
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 2 M0 ^" E! c( N( N
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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# w2 b0 c" g. P! D& l不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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