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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. 2 F8 v0 x  {5 |' k) X- p# Q
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性本善:Sex is good.
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# a# {+ S/ S6 @6 a, M3 V性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ' T1 T+ q. x- o! f8 `% V. ~2 l
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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- y: \' @( h8 [性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 3 E0 {' }& @+ Q9 ]# U
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教之道:The way of learning it
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, x- f+ i) G6 K: W# u, T+ e+ K貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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6 v) M' _8 O) Z5 [- X3 {昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ; ^6 J( _. a; E

. z0 X, c6 Z2 a擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. / N) j- j  T) h4 F
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 0 I3 e( S5 H. b+ |% k+ i, ?! U

+ I8 _. l3 h$ g: ?教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, , [: ^5 E) t! S+ I. O
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父之過 :It is all your fault. : A6 [) W0 F  `- q( G3 I
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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1 d5 g3 W* p6 `$ r3 x師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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/ a1 A' \- g4 Z非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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0 L9 Q+ O0 X" B4 P' Q1 g& _幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, - N+ \0 W& z+ H: C. A& }$ f
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 5 O* t, F1 b1 b' E2 w7 ]8 ]3 r8 I

- u% s9 A0 ?* }' Z1 S0 u* A不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.   c# f' n$ B. l! }3 ~& i0 Y' p. S

8 o; V5 d" h$ x( W% k人不學 :If you don't learn sex, & `( N1 a  g5 I: O7 Y4 J

4 j6 x: c+ _! I9 P! n# S; m6 D7 b不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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