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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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% Y  C3 f  ~* ~% _4 J性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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# D. |  k! e# R4 c6 W習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ! o1 ?) O  {- Q1 O* p
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 4 H& S. y5 D! j+ ?& C- Q) W0 f

: [, s/ X" K: l) K* c8 L' u* U6 G性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 0 [  N0 ]6 {5 W& U8 q0 `' J
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教之道:The way of learning it 7 q+ V9 }% I' y7 T& D3 i

) x* a6 [' I9 m& a+ H4 h) D貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. + W2 b5 ?7 [5 s6 x. c

' k: L7 E# |7 h+ D6 ?  x昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng : K1 ?6 K: k- g

% g5 f0 X2 _% C擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, / H  j: U9 N! ?8 T3 o  ^* q

, K; C* T. }, S9 r斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous * U. g" b) }" A# V* J' Z# |

1 A6 Q* j& Q3 |% l: ^# q  ]有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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" f' m! n8 n) U9 K4 }0 b1 |教五子 :All his five son took it * ~& b; g! [2 l

: G0 w+ |8 `5 d: ~  z! A: H  c, N# O名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 1 ~( {+ f2 `% i  X; u6 ?( Q  b

/ T/ z1 J! G( w2 u父之過 :It is all your fault. / k: b* v, r0 t% P% @7 g6 W7 W
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 6 m4 ~2 q8 o9 o3 [8 K

) J( k* ?/ r: v+ Y$ \7 {6 v, O9 S師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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: D7 m" I& M& [0 ]( r: v; W6 G非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged $ h5 V# P: x! u- R! l5 S+ {

$ j9 X( H' _: v/ S' X- A2 j9 @玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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3 H+ p  o0 }, q3 X+ x! Z9 i不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 2 Y' p. g, _* c4 b8 R. C6 {

2 L# \: ^4 h- |8 J人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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% \& V2 l/ B& ]不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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