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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. * j* N9 l2 c! I2 A/ t

$ d& G$ C0 `. n1 _+ r' H, p9 r性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ) V+ h% g2 t. A2 p7 u

0 z$ I2 F% ^% V苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. & r" z* \3 b8 ^  `8 Q* l
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 9 ?- r- V6 `4 |# H; F1 v; s

' A* c! w& G# B7 v教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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! |; I3 Y; F. }, {# C0 M) t昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ( Q+ I4 c, l% i/ R

8 A0 K& T" [* N- h擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 7 L( g/ A$ `. d; a5 c
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. " e' r9 U$ L6 V! z# g! F" |

2 q% b3 g5 z  R8 ^$ ~0 [竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ) ~2 c3 h2 [: d. O2 P2 @

0 R& K6 o" q% B: E& G0 L有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine . w* g4 x; G, S8 W0 R
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教五子 :All his five son took it / G8 {  [' \2 f/ X
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. / M0 r1 Z, H- r  O  Q. M; j( Y8 A3 h
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ! Q+ d/ o0 m3 Q9 u& [' c- B

; J. ]2 x0 ^# r4 T  J; s/ N7 P7 C教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, / B  Z% [/ p- ]. s
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 9 V) ^3 }; F* [  f# G
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake : s& w/ P% A' S9 c% N4 Y
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, % ]+ {8 p0 d4 m1 C. g

0 \; B( A- H( S$ U' O老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 2 q% H; Y+ B. X2 t

+ N" _6 O7 l) a) L+ ~- c不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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