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人之初:At the beginning of life. 5 o8 j9 H) H& Y+ _' G
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性本善:Sex is good. % V! N5 P- @6 s5 O

+ v3 s! M- \9 m! k  E性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. * @6 C( S+ L" F6 R/ {* f& |0 V

% F1 s! m1 C6 k! A0 a- D( Z+ k苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. + N& F  f" C4 q. n' G8 |
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 1 `' D: [8 q# k; T4 s" y4 a

( D! |% S' t2 }- w- s9 G教之道:The way of learning it
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+ _7 b: t5 [) r貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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- @, P1 Q; j( ]8 b昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 4 b2 c0 u: ], ~2 O" Y  h* ]

- O' H- c6 ]6 Z( @# n& ~6 ^擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. : {9 c! h- K; l. m. d
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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% [7 M, e7 X  H2 a; i' X竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ' F4 w- @, _) w- c, k' g" P0 K
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine / g" s3 e- v: Q7 I! R' d

' ~5 n1 C8 B+ q! q& l8 F. O教五子 :All his five son took it
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2 ~% q: N/ U5 x6 z$ J名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ! k; J5 L% U6 }# j/ w
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 2 n: K3 u  V# D% R( `& ?# Q
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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( ~3 w0 H3 h9 d' k. m: D& \教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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$ _* K$ ^: d5 L. o. d0 W師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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1 y. H& Y& i3 N# u子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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# v' W# \' y1 \非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 1 T5 v! D! C( \* Q2 e3 p4 }7 D
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ! ^. M& l/ Y) F' }7 v

4 p" j; N( u* G5 H5 K) C老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 8 z% A/ P+ G  O2 M, d0 G

- u8 K- n' @2 g! n$ m玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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. h5 t) o3 E9 ]# A. ~不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. , n& R4 S' o- c7 s4 r1 @
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, + B3 E' u8 o$ W- s7 G8 n& e
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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