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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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  b" u! B# g( S2 F  P: [  R( ?+ c性本善:Sex is good. # ?2 K% P0 D* m$ ^1 X6 A

) h8 o0 U" h5 {8 @& k性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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! p0 |7 g- w8 C苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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1 v* q) ]5 ?& [2 D性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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6 M! Y0 x) m( E- B  w教之道:The way of learning it
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6 A7 q* z" `: B貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. $ r: U9 ^; Q3 k* \* @7 t

1 \; v- M. a5 a; `2 r5 k昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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, z& `# S9 q3 a: B! {子不學:If you don't study hard,
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% v' }* _) J5 I斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. + J# ^$ |' F* x6 o1 V
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous % o. y4 K  p) _! W+ H3 ^: B
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 3 L' S. R8 c8 T9 z7 T

- e- ~  U1 l1 a" W! k2 N' C( c教五子 :All his five son took it ) D$ ?# y1 D/ {

9 f5 h% E5 u$ Q2 a# H# G9 b名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. , E3 f, `2 n/ a: L  T6 n& {" y

' m1 O8 S! y" E9 f養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, " t5 m& @9 a% l- }  V# Q; [- c) P
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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' h3 N0 U4 p# i' a+ ~) F% F子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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% O7 R: A  H& N( G非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, & L3 P% s* w. A+ `

  m" j' q& ?- j老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 2 Q! ^( C5 W' f: x- ~
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, * ?5 x% ^1 Q( A/ I7 Q! ~
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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+ C$ m! n3 p" \9 f9 U人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 5 S6 F6 @+ z# m' j* R

+ b+ }% {6 _4 g9 t! _7 C2 ~不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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