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發表於 2010-10-14 02:52 PM
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[轉貼] 81 Deadly Sins HK Guys Commit image
1. Bitching about EVERYTHING
2. When going out on dates, pretends to forget wallet. Expects date to payback with "skin/flesh" (sex) in return for meal
3. claims not to like HK girls, but can’t get any
4. can’t even score with a foreign chick
5. the worst HK guy is an otaku (nerd)
6. likes to hire hookers
7. speaks ill of HK girls but is a slave to the wife or girlfriend
8. flees when he sperminates his girl
9. flees after sex
10. flees during girls birthdays
11. looks like shit, won’t fix it, then makes his girl pretty up
12. when he can’t pickup girls online, publicizes her MSN and tele #
13. goes out and cheats and gets angry with his GF
14. foul mood when paying for his GF
15. when he has $ he won’t return calls, but when he needs $ from you, he’ll hump your leg and you can’t kick him away
16. expects GF to clean his place when she comes over. Expects her to leave after sex.
17. like a dog, no mind of his own
18. not school and not street smart
19. low income earner, like a piece of trash
20. only knows how to pick up mainland Chinese hookers. whatta big man
21. when hookers refuse him, says his standards are too high
22. has no taste in clothes or fashion
23. bullshit comes out his mouth
24. ladies never come first
25. doesn’t know how to compromise, selfish
26. never jumps in to pay, argues over small $ amounts, no sense of style
27. can’t "afford" a girlfriend
28. doesn’t wash his hands after going to the restroom
29. when GF is studious, doesn’t appreciate her smarts
30. doesn’t advance potential, little shrimp expects to munch on swan meat
31. sings out of tune in karaoke, grips so hard mic breaks
32. a date = a walk through the park
33. an invitation to a meal = his mom cooking
34. he gives you condoms for birthdays
35. and panties
36. still like a kid in 20s and 30s
37. doesn’t think when he does things, does he have a brain? (OUCH)
38. criteria for girls = looks, so shallow (oh really?)
39. no substance in his words, all BS
40. ugly ass pot belly
41. many great international men globally, but nothing with HK men
42. not a sin for a guy to be ugly, but nobody wants ugly HK guys
43. Does not learn to appreciate his wife
44. watches porn. Then when fails to pickup girls, hires a hooker
45. expects sex on dates. Who says you get any?
46. likes to take stealth underskirt pix…
47. expects wet french kiss on first date
48. treats wife like a dog
49. treats GF like porn star
50. expects wife and GF to be virgins
51. All gangsters are typical HK male dudes
52. All criminals are typical HK male dudes
53. expects so much, gives so little. Spend time in charity, dude
54. complains about the world but doesn’t take initiative to self improve
55. never helps when asked
56. Always brings a potted plant of mandarin citrus when it’s mom in law’s b-day
57. boasts about how power his PC is, but the PC in his head is hollow
58. willing to go anywhere with his buddies, but you suggest something? Oh no…
59. uh oh, here comes horn dog devil…
60. short tempered
61. forgets that his mom is also a HK girl
62. calls GF pretty, but other girls are "kong lui" (ie the bad kind of HK girls)
63. can only type in English and pinyin, but not in Chinese. Thinks he’s all that.
64. Says 183 but comes out 153 (cultural thing not sure what this means)
65. 3 Qs: 1) what’s your MSN 2) your measurements 3)let’s meet!
66. Talks like PhD, but really only BS
67, thinks he’s in charge/calls shots
68. has 10 credit cards in his wallet (but they’re expired/rejected)
69. when walking near a brand name shop, deliberately takes the long road around it
70. "expensive" is an overused word. (Food, shops etc)
71. when sitting on the bus, slouches and presses knees to the seat in front of him (esp when person in front is female)
72. pretends to sleep on the bus, so his head can rest on his GF’s thighs…
73. when climbing stairs, walks funny to get an upskirt look
74. wishy washy about HK girls
75. no principles when flaking
76. forces girls into loaning $
77. when picking us up to eat, you expect us to pay
78. expects us to pay for a room rented for a quickie
79. deep down you want to f*** your female friends
80. Complains about no $, because you gambled it away
81. if you disagree, you use violence |
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