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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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0 F) ]- I" q, X( ?" {! m' {* z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" i& U, s6 u+ x3 N: t
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence+ |; _ p" G- f" [ |
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' M5 w) g! ]* K; M2 ~/ D0 U6 f) oa.They give like hell. 1 I( {" ~7 U/ d3 ]' R
b.They do not yell./ `9 d5 c: ?; x$ Q2 ^ M1 @0 g' {
c.They do not tell.
( y" S1 I( D# J0 u4 ]: Yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:( r7 f& K" u2 X$ H; |
- a HEART to love him,$ X* ]; I" j3 u* n' \" R8 Q/ ~" h3 F
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
1 E& G) r- w: f, l7 s$ q- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& Z4 N, p5 ]3 s% H( D' J/ g- a SPADE to bury him!: t5 w0 p2 k7 ]5 e" Y, h# v$ H
0 U6 j: D3 f6 M+ z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
5 |9 F' a1 {1 B4 }( a4 F* x9 DBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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+ T0 s' ^/ d, {& x6 F* ]5) What is the strongest muscle?7 I3 ^) L7 j3 A9 q3 I
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& ~9 E `. f& _3 a5 f+ Y
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, ?. B% d' s3 R' A) \: R, u
The arse hole is always in front of you.( {4 O% z& ~" h1 |3 m2 S
1 G, e! a3 D9 B- X; G7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) ?/ ?2 J2 S5 X# f3 f; d3 LWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 s) @9 ?4 G: G. C) A8 {$ L, _
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?) u$ D6 U" ?* ~. g6 W& e
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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