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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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4 t' e% |: @4 x7 g; R# u1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 k; W! @1 f" n" z. x' b
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: J; F* f4 K! O2 I: Y
4 ]4 o' P7 k3 j9 ^; l! }* {8 o4 J2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
6 _& U. r, P8 c# w" @% M4 s0 Oa.They give like hell.
: ?' S7 q7 ]& eb.They do not yell.
: ^) Z0 f0 z9 o# S; @3 H. Jc.They do not tell.8 y) h' d% q! [5 [' K6 y
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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! q2 I0 ]7 N" v& ^3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 B. A" [0 i* ?! S2 [* _( i4 |- a HEART to love him,
% U0 p* W& ^/ \' g- e- b, H& U: [- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& j) O% e: D& M/ l4 y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" ?! X N# b% {5 |0 ], R- a SPADE to bury him!. w4 j3 W1 u9 x( h, h, L7 p; Z
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 c) }! v! V# {) @4 _* RBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' f6 \; }7 d/ Y0 w h
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 B: ]& l. [7 G. ^6 Y @The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 E) D# R- |. r2 h. k1 m
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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% _+ C5 f( Z9 d/ A0 N7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# n% H& S" @2 _
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# }2 [3 a+ ^4 F- i9 f4 i1 I
* q8 @4 p, @8 {. i: E( i7 P ]1 ^8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% b: `" z) Y% f, d! NThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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