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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! z" L% u( a/ u8 ?2 s% [
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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* @: z S2 Y3 n% l: y V2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
j- t4 U m" Z3 D' Ha.They give like hell.
5 |9 ]+ R% F! f: m& Wb.They do not yell.' U W9 A* j& t" V0 m, n6 Y4 W
c.They do not tell.
% c+ R8 T! T& x* K6 b% m, x+ `d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 E5 Y; G2 k# I
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:6 u! c( P5 `& l. {
- a HEART to love him,
) v/ k$ a3 |' D% B3 ?- a DIAMOND to marry him,
) d- r" y! p2 t/ {( T# e- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
* a( O* O% p/ k) V' l" ^- a SPADE to bury him! v/ A1 D4 n+ l; p$ O% I
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) Y; r4 `* W T2 V9 R0 JBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) n! Y" M r6 S) ]1 b' l: W
& ?' e# D9 q0 z9 j5) What is the strongest muscle?% }/ S* _. q) [& [
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 M8 r9 F' K5 z) ?1 D
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?& M# j9 \6 y, J) c, d" ]+ p( k
The arse hole is always in front of you.9 M2 s7 F( o& |/ h% |
3 A& u- J$ ^8 K2 [8 g7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! X$ \9 O" ^) c! {. g- ~; t sWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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) N0 n2 N( J7 b8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1 X: I; q$ |. B
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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