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[English]: Jokes..
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# D$ ^3 b2 O/ O1 I T+ b+ _: }: l1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job1 ^7 `3 p$ r5 s* n2 Q
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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3 R/ x" T9 O+ f! }- G2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 K' o" p0 j9 G- A& \
a.They give like hell. % v$ U8 G- ]0 f$ c0 q3 B, z
b.They do not yell.
' b8 X# \' w( k \$ Y2 mc.They do not tell.- M- Y% d/ D2 ]# m# s. U( J
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 M# Z# M! v8 D, ?% b" |
9 O* W+ e( f1 A. k M- I3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% f- Z4 }6 N$ i. d
- a HEART to love him,
w- L- j( I' W- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& D4 Y; q; Z j- B7 v( s- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: W2 b. N& x7 Z( F1 T0 p0 G
- a SPADE to bury him!2 h2 Z2 n" P( j- v" y/ u4 O
0 B( ]0 B8 p) f H4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# S/ z4 F. [9 g
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 C# w4 T9 h- t1 @3 V
: c' P& {/ @0 U9 t5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 @. c' N, z/ F3 EThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. r5 y* l. J1 M0 E/ ]The arse hole is always in front of you.# ?9 ?) j4 D0 g8 o4 f% {
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 W7 _" G! l+ O0 B
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!+ H# u4 M X- D' M2 @ k
2 C6 J S4 p+ g% x1 _/ J8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 M( f( w$ H& G0 j( R% ]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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