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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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7 ]! X G# H2 ~- ?! g+ V4 `1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! M& L" j e$ N6 R6 R2 ]
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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, I c# ]( y3 y G8 \9 E/ B8 R2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
/ ]' e: d' X/ Z0 ha.They give like hell.
) y7 s) [4 U5 |" M8 \" Cb.They do not yell.
, V/ H) E2 X* C. Vc.They do not tell.
' O* K6 I: z1 P1 c S( Cd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( i, g8 I1 x% r+ Q( x9 z/ d- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 {4 [+ b @% r& p
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% x' m) B" W4 z! M+ A* t
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later; a# o1 W% P, k6 d, n& g/ C; G
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5) What is the strongest muscle?7 m0 n) R, G9 Q, O
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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3 [4 p( [7 m/ v+ P* g6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ X2 A- ]. B9 r
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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! E5 P, q" ], @( b7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# }4 a. P9 U! B6 u( o* aWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- `, R( S8 @1 B. t
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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