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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# p% o, `+ S( m/ s
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 h k- E) v0 S% Z
a.They give like hell. ) Q2 M2 a& O1 C. |/ {
b.They do not yell.
; Z2 R: O9 r9 ?1 Yc.They do not tell.1 j& F) x" V5 m! C( O0 Y" E+ t
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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7 t* P4 c+ u6 d4 B4 S. V3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
& H9 m" d0 @ g5 \% a- a HEART to love him,; n6 O% G! Z } v: j
- a DIAMOND to marry him,1 `3 y+ L1 z* L/ h" X
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
: ?0 w- [; U$ a0 k6 y- K, F+ y- a SPADE to bury him!
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2 g" Q$ F v+ b4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& K, p% _% u& x3 \7 H" R# v
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later$ ?6 p0 Q- \) B! e. K' e. L
( S* F) V2 B, o2 }2 o5) What is the strongest muscle?
& d. m$ ~5 a; E2 z7 X$ bThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 E, X$ P2 L5 B7 C. C
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 ]9 j }4 F! ]& J! eThe arse hole is always in front of you.& d& H3 \+ G3 v. s, z
+ T' i& c( P, q6 M/ A$ N6 y8 P7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% Q" @2 A3 Y, d1 e3 g5 m
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. Q9 b4 Y( v; f/ W& {: `" eThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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