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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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& h2 Y2 c0 k9 h! g) S3 I8 e9 @8 o/ z- u1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' Z2 \5 D W0 p' Z/ M99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence s, {) Q' @' N2 J; Z$ Z
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?' ~7 F- E, g% k: G, Q
a.They give like hell.
3 c! Y% |: G' \/ A; L) J* j$ ?! m pb.They do not yell." V" E8 W+ S* Q7 O4 I; x2 X/ r
c.They do not tell.1 R* y/ j0 [- x* U
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
) G0 D M$ ] l* H$ s; o- a HEART to love him,3 ?3 d; m8 j, C5 \4 ?
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
6 K E% \9 B$ [0 P7 Z! f6 g# T- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
5 T* f7 G f9 R9 f, g) m k+ x% z/ i7 C- a SPADE to bury him!2 C4 h1 ~2 W9 D. P2 Y
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ D: Z% E e# F. Y/ _. n XBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 ]& x7 P5 E. u+ b$ P1 I EThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* [ a9 s! a, l) r4 U, D
5 k/ p9 w" \8 D) g% ]3 T6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" D( |5 Z0 x: ~7 _9 s" z. oThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- a8 _; ]5 S% t" r
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 O: I2 j7 p7 t: R! e( h
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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