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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 U+ C3 S2 f# W n. W6 A99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 [# C* }. R$ |4 k
; ~0 a3 v( I4 C( y' H2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ I) }: T; n( q; ^ u
a.They give like hell. , n" O4 i! T1 y" q
b.They do not yell.
( P0 s* b) P& D4 Wc.They do not tell.# Y9 {6 j3 X. a, q, p4 ?- U- H
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 S4 @5 |: ~$ J) h
- a HEART to love him,9 \; {' V& L9 }! Z
- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 p" R, J$ ]2 C2 _, T6 W/ d# X
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. o+ I9 y* h6 R _2 L
- a SPADE to bury him!5 p; f5 B( ]4 U y
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. \4 u, j9 z0 W% d) v( l+ Z# i) bBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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% ?; j4 W7 z5 z* d5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 J% I! M0 D5 L; ]3 NThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. h# X) z9 S% C$ m& x- S
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 e4 X1 o) W' s3 B1 q
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 \; A Y) c2 l, P6 G: lWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!2 D% b+ X0 `" O7 d
. ]' {1 i: ^" b; B8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1 |. t7 u# I2 o
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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