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[English]: Jokes..
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( m& s1 b" [/ g6 _* q) s* U1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 ?3 p B3 y5 m+ L2 j6 k99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ n/ o" v, ^8 Q; R6 `: h' t q
a.They give like hell.
9 p- h7 z7 N3 K3 x# Kb.They do not yell.
# q# a; z7 E6 o- g {c.They do not tell.% A0 r5 Y) }( I
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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5 c% r% O( A$ y3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
# d; Y" X; i1 y# V: M" q- a HEART to love him,2 V V/ l+ g% i
- a DIAMOND to marry him,: I" m1 z* L3 ^4 p# q6 E
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. V/ ~1 D4 v0 N$ T( }/ F* H1 O' B
- a SPADE to bury him!
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& Z) R! F) M u& S1 N. ?) X* I0 P4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?/ o3 e4 n9 S1 `# o0 F) b+ }
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: q& b2 s& A* `7 m" D3 u
% j" m1 H$ F. {5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 A& F. z/ S, O$ }The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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) F/ G5 @' L) i6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
; L, W+ j; o( D: M W1 }- qThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 D+ t: y7 z1 p
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!; W, q; r8 {$ ~; `; Q" E
X2 o7 G6 e7 h9 O' B. m8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
W. z+ q8 `- R( P3 F7 tThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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