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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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- H4 S9 L) J5 Y1 t, h4 o1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 X$ f% B+ O1 w% @% L- y
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
3 g {* {+ w# p) m4 wa.They give like hell.
: Q' a$ F, D! p% Pb.They do not yell.
& q9 R: V. a- e$ T! ]: Lc.They do not tell.
7 U* f o0 @0 m# @ w/ @% i) F% Hd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ H0 h1 O" V- @" \, ~" b+ C
, J" \* T' e' s u" K3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- p" W7 R+ V0 ?, q$ j) Q7 b+ [
- a HEART to love him,9 l6 K: g* E/ t) r6 U
- a DIAMOND to marry him,; {6 Q7 t% u2 n7 v$ [/ g# C
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* B0 j3 D- X" e/ Z' E! \# ^) E
- a SPADE to bury him!
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: s7 E% s" R& f0 G' d4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( A+ h0 R# X% t3 l% f9 GBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, [) v3 [! l* O
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 H* Q; B$ o: ^- QThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ a. L! }) | E+ |% T+ S# ^
5 i9 y% H) W( ?& E8 e/ g- T6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ Q# }& O# a, H8 r" |' w% p* b
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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$ N4 W/ }* S5 d) c2 _7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0 @0 P' D5 }5 k) Y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! ?' V3 p2 V% u K
: M4 X' u, b7 v& u) b8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 n8 |( A2 i; p7 R3 s2 i8 c& ]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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