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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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* G; U1 J7 U& ]% U) T1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 s( l# S5 u6 v8 e3 Y/ `% G) G3 G8 E99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2 N' b7 b5 `; }1 g. w2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 W; P' u# F9 s# i
a.They give like hell.
$ I) X0 N: @6 e, db.They do not yell.- E( L, a5 {: Y4 G2 u, R4 J' Q3 v
c.They do not tell.& B$ t( Q9 H A% Y) x
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 m Y/ W1 ?. n5 L+ e( ?/ R) c
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
4 b7 R$ }. F2 u$ O& y2 c0 k- a HEART to love him,
7 f0 m2 h* }/ D# Z* Q0 A4 K% k- a DIAMOND to marry him,; x4 [- S: E# A; `3 y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 b( B6 F* y7 c, w5 m' n+ J6 W
- a SPADE to bury him!! O/ j) s; E6 X0 E" |0 D
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? R+ ]8 @: W* A5 b
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' _! I2 Z! L: P6 ~
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
6 M& L% M. a8 F6 kThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 |! S" t3 l2 O
5 B9 [/ q0 S: P# Y6 [6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 b6 Z; ?6 N' a6 A: b& Y$ F
The arse hole is always in front of you. R9 u) R9 ]& g7 w' D
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 s( q, l6 g* b8 P& @
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) c. L6 Y' d% \0 X. C
$ u# [9 M, R& g* S. p) J8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ E6 D; s' F6 U/ R+ C
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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