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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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. k5 b+ X1 _: p1 O9 N1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
7 C3 x. C3 j) ]8 q9 h99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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, g' t$ S8 w; R7 ?# D7 f2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
7 E/ n4 o' ]5 h5 _" Wa.They give like hell. # N6 Z! J# Y& L7 C! d
b.They do not yell.1 T3 k6 b+ h7 @4 G3 Y
c.They do not tell.5 m. _9 ^. \/ h4 \- M( C# Q
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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% ~- g; F% k9 {# h7 f" O3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
* B$ `) `% A6 R- a HEART to love him,
! s, d# [4 X0 ?+ O- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 k6 Q5 G: |/ f8 a/ C
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 a R" _; e% w; M7 j& p5 A6 n
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?3 X: R: z R% v
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* P/ W9 m# {/ d5 C0 Y5 z
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5) What is the strongest muscle?" ?: v7 J: _- C) I) @9 t
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 r0 }; v2 p2 t" W/ a3 a/ g' ?
/ Z" V) Q" K0 e( w2 o% h6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 J; x0 C. l5 t+ T, G
The arse hole is always in front of you.; b y; {1 ]5 f5 k2 w t* J% o% }
' L- \$ h v6 B$ Q* ], u7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- O6 D9 d2 { s" @( B
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 T8 t! P! ~( U- S. Y" ]! N
2 z- b* c- u. z9 K8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 P1 O# U2 b6 }7 ?" l: f* j @
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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