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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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! E- T+ C" o' b1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 d {6 i0 k! F4 _
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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4 w% Q8 y7 K d( @, Q0 e" n2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 G1 S9 h( N/ w! v6 a
a.They give like hell. 9 q- l4 C$ m4 J6 h, C; D; N3 h1 [
b.They do not yell.* x0 j! i0 T2 U" R- ~
c.They do not tell.
( ^/ P( j# e6 j2 B% e, yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 W$ w) i0 I8 w) X7 L n- z
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( \/ M' [0 ? [0 b+ s4 B8 e) E/ D$ ^* G- a HEART to love him," b4 B, h/ ?, R1 P
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( I+ V' v/ q+ [+ X+ ^4 ~4 C) n7 G- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 [1 {# A( u3 S( B
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* D$ F& K( E8 S- W0 k. R5 n% s4 {Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later2 ~$ c) W& m" D6 p
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ p7 D' L+ B1 M. n) X4 R/ eThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# k/ M3 X& Z4 B! v3 m" JThe arse hole is always in front of you., [0 Z/ {7 O- @5 E
6 R) W1 E/ u* O; n5 d% d! B7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
S8 u5 h) y# [: lWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!6 \. `5 G) I p
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" i. D* u' G" \The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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