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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 ` L0 `' V/ ]& s5 a7 q' M
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 O2 X6 s6 @; E1 }+ b- g7 {
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- M8 G- b: d! I) D9 \: y
a.They give like hell. ! n8 x. u. u- G/ \; g2 q4 q
b.They do not yell.
; n' v$ E$ o" S5 w0 n9 f- ac.They do not tell.
/ @1 d* D( U3 X3 f6 ?1 wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 l- B/ i$ x( z0 {
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:$ S9 H1 _& z7 {, a1 v1 q; C
- a HEART to love him,
% r9 _3 p' c6 K& s6 m9 B- O. L- a DIAMOND to marry him,- W' X0 x# |. u; |: n" [
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
e/ Q, U) M: k2 T- a SPADE to bury him!5 t/ T' U$ z- K. k
( |* }! p3 g! H, w' C4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? e0 b& t+ q7 x2 d/ X0 s4 B3 V9 E5 ^
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- R* E& }, N# O- p$ T# A8 l* K2 @
, f% W$ H; o; R+ o5) What is the strongest muscle?
: i- v! E2 J, ^8 @( v! d5 ?2 YThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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, ^8 Z U3 ?! X/ c+ N. ^( k0 _6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
4 A- S( d( d+ E# a, \The arse hole is always in front of you.& Q! t& V2 i V" D0 r
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 P2 U% s0 n" jWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 n ^) E$ ^/ P2 W
( k: V7 a' T2 S' E8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?" E% n6 p8 B/ ]2 `1 e- t
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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