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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
, j+ a4 e) [0 L6 n) ~6 s9 {99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence* X+ h0 L( c+ O2 L! P! w$ x# i
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# q( i. g; E6 ?; F% xa.They give like hell. / h% c/ h* A3 P: A1 k
b.They do not yell.
& W! M- v/ ~) S0 G" s4 k( Q2 F3 O8 kc.They do not tell.
+ [2 u0 ^- I I& E- Gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, g0 S8 W0 Y1 G7 I
- a HEART to love him,
5 t+ {% C& j# e( E- a DIAMOND to marry him,- s( R/ [; Q. z* N$ {
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 o7 n7 H4 Z. Z; c( q% A+ Z, r! w
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% I* g/ L$ o. X9 D
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! c# D" B3 v) W A8 [: _
+ X# a$ `; x2 Y' r6 P3 e: f5) What is the strongest muscle?0 W/ {9 [9 g# o/ |6 ?3 l
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!3 N V, D* W$ C
& B* S* H, g7 u! V' X6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 x" D) A9 @$ ~2 c1 G( B4 I
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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, f9 B. [# W/ d' _9 a7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9 ~4 B Z; D- U# XWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!6 C' w" w$ x. K$ |/ i8 h
" n' U! v: s; d/ ~8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" s# g3 W) j1 O7 m8 m# _: M7 ^The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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