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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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* p6 K: y4 Y2 M" J C1 m1 S1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 y. M+ j7 T3 [3 [' e$ A: x" ^99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' t+ M; q. ]# w. t0 D3 D% @
# s9 H, ?% H Y! {' t7 r7 R* a2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 i; V/ {, N/ n7 h4 e
a.They give like hell.
2 i9 H4 U6 b( J( E) H* ub.They do not yell.% G; _, u9 Q3 `. u* d. D* a
c.They do not tell.' f& Z/ S7 u) R8 V
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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; ^8 m! o) b* w1 w3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# ], i4 w4 N2 F' y) s2 G
- a HEART to love him,
0 ~3 V1 J7 ^" _; d6 h+ E- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ h% {+ |; B: O" y; s; R+ F- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
1 [$ `- R5 W% S- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
J0 g D' N( ]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
2 }1 d1 J# M( f: N4 d, s& x/ l$ WThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 N7 T0 h% X; D
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ r {/ c. ~4 b# S0 [The arse hole is always in front of you.5 Y+ m) D$ |0 e6 t/ r- \, R
8 c1 b. U) a. c' x) ?$ O3 q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 L8 o; p4 J/ c9 Z0 z/ M
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* b6 b8 i0 K, ^- N; L' ]! p8 H
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 ~! ]! c2 d1 U* ~* k8 y, vThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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