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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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% |. }- [" ]; f' L1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
% m/ V' x5 B" n2 |% j' @7 U99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 a& K, {7 q, j& e) Z+ Y2 P) E
5 G+ b6 g, L3 @: j, T2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
7 e% n; B4 [7 S$ L( Q& e1 F5 Q: Da.They give like hell. 4 a8 ~5 Q' }( u5 N
b.They do not yell.
# ?1 A8 d3 Z2 c2 tc.They do not tell.
- {; o4 o& `* A3 L6 Ld.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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- Q3 M- A5 L! J- K3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 N5 D) `# X- @" T
- a HEART to love him,6 N( C3 M$ k/ i6 J+ P8 a- q. N4 ~
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
1 M# r7 B' N% x! p" C9 d2 a6 n- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
# V- b* Z( K1 ]4 K: u8 D- a SPADE to bury him!2 I4 Z2 `1 [4 T
- n% I; D9 I* K0 F; A5 @4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( \% h4 b/ `7 N& p
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?. y; j$ y4 u6 H5 ?) Y
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) @, r9 m. j" g/ x+ Q
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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; F' T0 J# a' T7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- \$ Z0 n" H2 Z9 E- h/ QWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! y2 U3 z/ W% @
) u9 R: f. l6 g6 M: C+ [$ g8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# q s$ E' N- I# m) N( V+ j/ L- AThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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