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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
) B& K+ W. c; E) N99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 ?$ ?4 u; a: t2 ?/ T
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' `/ [9 @' q% I- T7 Q0 m' qa.They give like hell. 7 Z t# H" I9 r
b.They do not yell.
1 Q2 ^/ n, a3 M5 n) vc.They do not tell.
5 t+ v9 Q5 l0 Y) G8 j1 ^. Q/ Id.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( y5 I1 `& O0 u. k! v& Y! L2 A5 i- a HEART to love him,
" {' H; Z6 B6 N3 q- U" O0 R2 a1 a- a DIAMOND to marry him,( d( U; U, X, ~* r
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 u1 P# h' }1 b; a" H/ v
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
1 W h( @5 O8 y6 p5 jBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later$ ~, F' [2 j0 O" n/ X- M6 v
: L( \$ ^0 ?) N5) What is the strongest muscle?1 y4 r1 z, |( \) C: j
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- M9 y- l$ U2 v w; ^
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* O1 b( E+ b3 [# P. Z% P2 h
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. j+ b* s6 J+ X6 JWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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, [' } X# R# R3 O4 V8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. }9 a Z5 D0 x7 ?/ P4 ~ wThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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