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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( z% ~2 ]# d4 }1 m3 [6 z C; z
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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9 V; s* W/ E$ \8 [1 o8 Y9 _& F9 T2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 |. v; `& h& _0 l- f
a.They give like hell. * x- b8 J1 U- S; a" V. e
b.They do not yell.
; p% `+ Q+ d* k( A: m! M2 w) q, Mc.They do not tell.( O$ Q; w: e3 z
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:/ k9 n5 v3 [) k6 w* `- }6 ?7 D
- a HEART to love him,9 `( J# c- ?; o7 I6 x: W$ G1 |
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
% K3 @, L+ Y# m: X6 G/ h3 l0 Q% C: D- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
/ Z7 B9 ^; N m- a SPADE to bury him!, f! O3 s- N8 O2 {. f
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) ~+ w" {9 t3 o6 ]
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?3 C! w* w6 [/ [, a
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?2 x5 h0 V$ a' w$ C5 N) o# L
The arse hole is always in front of you. `! S, b4 x$ L% ?* r$ c: q
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
; Y2 e8 t/ j# J+ N5 h" W9 q: fWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% t5 n: u6 [# G1 ?
k) c. p& P k$ o; g8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ n @% j- Z* b
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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