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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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+ v8 X1 ~$ m8 Q% r0 L1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- H$ ~" i5 l; I6 y+ J: B
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
) ~6 M8 F5 ?4 Z4 p( P2 ga.They give like hell.
) R, c$ |+ F& Z* g$ d+ m3 tb.They do not yell.
7 S0 I5 Z! L; x6 T0 Dc.They do not tell.4 j3 f( F7 W% L. ~0 f
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 F9 |) o& H' O* H) u
2 b. i' ~/ Y k# A3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 J9 F" K- Y2 Q% z: f9 G# g
- a HEART to love him,; q5 g/ t! }' W X" i
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! Y9 x6 ]& b8 i$ v- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: ?* z6 |# H7 a2 V8 a
- a SPADE to bury him!* u. V8 Y/ B, R- a
7 N2 f% P+ B; j4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?: ^/ i5 l& y2 c8 O
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" T! v7 a( p9 E. f! N2 s$ C6 I
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 t& `4 W+ r/ w& G7 R' h4 `2 EThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) s% a7 m" I9 t" O8 j& |3 V
The arse hole is always in front of you.4 E: H) c$ P& H5 l# b0 I
. _, V. [; d+ y$ z6 H, w' P7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. e. A( @9 n( I" m U# QWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 |' |2 t- ?6 y
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; [; z5 X8 z H4 Z6 J( p' U. Y
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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