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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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' ^/ T3 O& L6 y5 f$ J" j1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 w' @1 ?3 N1 S8 {4 `' {" L
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- o3 A B. J/ u7 T# H9 `) F' ^, h
/ A7 @! z' B2 ]/ ^6 R2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- Q: `% ^. d" X' J
a.They give like hell.
& f& d; a* E+ y: N* l. |b.They do not yell.2 s4 P( l1 z* H6 \
c.They do not tell.
+ w: O, w) {0 h* ?. Pd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 s0 W( r, \3 t2 C
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
. W1 a2 G) }: C3 a# U5 M' P, K- a HEART to love him,
& d6 b' q! f( b1 y- a DIAMOND to marry him,& g2 B0 ~2 {: b( B2 i9 J) U0 ?) @6 U/ Y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
: [! X) q$ z% C/ G' [ G j- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
+ w4 k' j4 u( b' UBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 y' A! g$ w* Y* d; K
& \% X, j: i# f# z" L# \. w r5) What is the strongest muscle?3 v) m ]/ p( B& {, ]
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* J6 y- a8 }8 m
7 n, U6 z9 B5 ~' r/ Z! T6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# U& p) \) N% ]0 y, Q2 Q
The arse hole is always in front of you.( \6 s) l/ e# R' `1 [8 ^
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. `# w1 R2 v" G5 b3 b
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' f' ~3 S/ t$ D) w
5 }8 w, L+ T# E; M) _4 K; e9 c+ w8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 ^0 U8 i7 |: U2 F" P
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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