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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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; j" c( P/ P) d6 _/ H1 D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 O, `7 e' }9 a- {. j' |8 s
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, A: R6 m3 {5 N3 Q( T, Z0 m4 s! W
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 q3 g9 R5 l; i8 C! V
a.They give like hell. / a( x4 D5 b7 b
b.They do not yell.! T$ i k0 y$ ~6 s; ]% e
c.They do not tell.
2 G( y& p4 X3 v2 w, Ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* \- ~2 u) n6 S. W0 S/ ]
" e1 L# d7 K6 Z# Q* O3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
0 L* _5 P- ?& q1 v$ d- a HEART to love him,
# O9 O1 m" M, `. N- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 f# ?; o: L! X
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and j9 T- B* R! e
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ j$ u6 T5 l9 H W4 T! `Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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9 D. j* N& W3 ~2 Q. D w5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ Y2 C- d. H4 |9 Q( c3 qThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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& h2 R) s, [% A6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) m- [; Y$ }9 y
The arse hole is always in front of you.$ k; X6 {' m9 J& w# U! _% w
- y' P/ h3 u( G7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. K `3 i# {. _% S8 ^
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ @. D- J3 u* l2 W6 s, E$ l# H) `& h
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% A9 P8 X) ]$ U5 [3 o, v6 Q% D/ ZThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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