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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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3 g: q* b. _, |1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 E* d2 O+ S* l$ n, L: ^7 V99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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( a' H* B2 {2 T2 |% a P& D2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 C9 r/ E* @9 d" C2 |$ a& l) ?- h
a.They give like hell. ; N( R7 B. D7 U% r0 l4 _& m, J
b.They do not yell.2 c+ G h# A6 J5 x
c.They do not tell.% k2 p' f" U* C" B( G$ _, h M
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. d! Y7 M3 ]( g5 R9 k' q; v" A7 i
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him, F& l- k2 H' P* X& C: k2 I: B
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
% W! V; [ M Y9 b, t4 S+ O- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& ?2 W3 s6 C( f( g
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 J X9 H9 O) ^9 N& ?! K k3 s
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5) What is the strongest muscle?- E7 |# C9 X- } Q" H
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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- ^3 a2 V7 C( X9 u# n6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 K, o; B' v9 G0 x( L) y2 ?
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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9 @ j" y) y' {" o8 R3 ?7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 z q5 Q# ?* T# q! ~0 U$ I
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: X8 C8 ^- T7 tThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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