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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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( M, j1 }% H9 E' Q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ P9 l; j/ {: f8 J
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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* N- J) u! _/ {" I4 y2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 }6 h3 f# K8 x3 H/ M+ e7 G5 q
a.They give like hell.
- ^& m$ b j3 e/ Z9 xb.They do not yell.
" ~! v* {1 x. V5 b8 {" z# m( {c.They do not tell.
9 U/ A6 [; M9 r1 e5 B1 Ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 }3 e4 }; W* M; B) C
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) J; h6 f! U7 x' ?. w9 Q! c5 a3 z; g9 d w
- a HEART to love him,
- F: R; b; k1 I+ D5 R" {2 l4 Z- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" [. L) h# Y: d% Y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 N1 k" P v: K
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
$ e! U" s7 o: n. ?* EBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# T+ g, }' V" d$ q
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
h. w# E5 G0 O- f6 ~7 x9 ?% PThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ d! A2 Z& X. r0 X$ ] M3 L! q3 X5 J
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& y" r, n% C1 h5 v! y5 ^The arse hole is always in front of you. T1 ^3 `) {5 V5 C J
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! W% a( Z0 E% n6 R2 \4 C
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 N, v/ @: C, Q# j
1 U6 Z9 x2 W6 [& j8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 |' W1 |, o) q* F
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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