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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 m9 w) I6 c- L0 R99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ h$ P+ o8 ^" i; U
a.They give like hell.
" c/ H, G* W% Q" ]+ Xb.They do not yell.
& K! |: e4 i$ d f* n+ Oc.They do not tell.
( |6 T. X5 S/ T2 j* B; a5 }5 ld.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
3 _0 h1 f: W3 E0 J+ V6 o; W/ a- a HEART to love him,7 r0 t9 W0 w8 {; J0 k
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ e0 \: E8 E) q; g* k- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- ^7 y" t+ \+ c1 v- a SPADE to bury him!
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, u; J( ]) m2 H7 ]; L4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 R* C& H9 i3 C! H! d% MBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- J- ~) d9 [8 l7 L7 u
/ p g) V; O* O& Z5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 L+ M& j& z# |# c. SThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!" V% C6 W: F0 G S4 `& b3 R
! |0 ]) ^" e6 H' h! f) j% X: w6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
* |/ Q# J7 N* c! f6 x" M* e d+ y) MThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
6 n) D' s; X9 k) {When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% t: v3 r! z# p6 Y" K8 U& s6 ]; n8 nThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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