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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
% L( s, ^) ^ _" I% K99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?% Z/ L5 Z$ X, P& c! Q1 c& V- g& t
a.They give like hell. 9 K# x6 i! j- R. g/ ^4 @8 R
b.They do not yell.1 \6 r+ j2 Z( J7 K. J* F' g
c.They do not tell.) {3 b! A- K4 Q2 _) ?) l" V: B" e
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." L: @& |) q/ u* u
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' v# x7 Q" Y0 \3 V( i- `- a CLUB to smash his head in, and; S0 r- d# q6 I1 n
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% h+ i. S; u8 o+ a4 y7 _
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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7 H; T) n3 S& K: P- \+ z# L4 Q- w5) What is the strongest muscle?
" `( ?) Z0 U& m7 } _+ QThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ J9 l) Z) L6 q9 y! ^$ }7 J* a
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. u% X" n) H( c; xThe arse hole is always in front of you.7 m4 t6 B. I8 V/ G
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 w6 E% r0 j9 m0 l( h
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) ]6 q( }* C) k4 W$ q- ^8 YThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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