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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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5 k: F( P. D" M8 V% P1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 K: _7 w) T7 ~1 l99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! \/ m" W9 [# v `: T" _a.They give like hell.
3 D7 |/ t6 l: s! m( W Vb.They do not yell.$ t$ n' J, d# L$ C' q
c.They do not tell.
3 \- f/ U3 Q [& Y0 bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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^$ I+ J; f) @% T6 J( _$ l3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# h; ? h$ {: p9 s: I
- a HEART to love him,( x* s& C" l M1 x3 e
- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 l" s5 ~8 k: I" }4 K
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. g; Q/ i. K7 {% r( a3 `2 C
- a SPADE to bury him!+ Q$ S' A6 \1 k1 }" s; a* K& V
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
# D& Y6 t2 w( ~9 ^0 l! u/ KBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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6 `& F! U* V; Q# l5) What is the strongest muscle?
2 J" M! |, ?( G% `/ lThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( \- J v0 `8 P' N F: n4 \
: b1 F5 I2 p) T6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! ~& w' u8 g2 g0 d- b
The arse hole is always in front of you.7 M% \: h, [! V
" i2 @' s, M" P1 N# y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' E$ i$ u( J3 C0 J7 r5 MWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! |( R- F" S1 |. B, {+ R
7 V9 ?! }+ l( h- V8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! v) D% [0 z2 H: F* ^% d) I3 A3 V+ o/ e
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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