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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 I1 h9 H9 D9 }* `
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence/ D' r% f# v+ r
R- b8 I$ U: G/ a7 I2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ \8 G' v& {# B4 I4 \
a.They give like hell.
+ @8 H! ?& S3 {) O+ Q/ hb.They do not yell.
: |+ G4 O5 r! B l! R) i" M. f+ Fc.They do not tell.
- C* o+ Q# Q1 Ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 ?1 h* m$ A _. }
- a HEART to love him,7 j7 V# W4 v3 j3 K
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ m! Q! ^7 R- d. e- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
M" q$ f' r4 Q/ y% C7 t+ V9 B# Z- a SPADE to bury him!: n$ V, }; j' u& q6 i
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
, O& y8 B" D, r ?8 E9 @; VBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 G5 @& J) R3 V* P
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5) What is the strongest muscle?2 g3 @% z7 }1 b
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: p7 I" c/ M$ h B# J; N
: @8 q2 L7 |% R6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ {" ?. U6 a$ r% V3 F. N
The arse hole is always in front of you.) R2 I2 q! n2 D. Q! G
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 c1 f. w# d3 C) c; d" Y, H! |When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!2 G; N8 ^& [7 w. G# n# e
/ z; X( b7 I4 t- K1 [9 _. q8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
+ \$ M: ?5 a& W: r; ZThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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