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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1 R) r5 f5 C% |! f0 w0 E5 Z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 {5 ?, G- v8 i1 i5 H& L
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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, s! c! K8 R, m G+ `0 V2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 Q# G7 G4 M2 T+ c0 h: |, ga.They give like hell.
5 c5 ]6 p' ]0 b+ Yb.They do not yell.7 C8 w1 g$ Z Q- c
c.They do not tell.
: t% w8 j% S& G6 Ed.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 y$ P; l0 G2 G( j% [" Y
1 a* Z/ E( E' D+ `3 A* u3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 e* K( n3 v5 C9 f' H7 G; d- a HEART to love him,
0 Y6 d$ g5 B$ L- a DIAMOND to marry him,
* o! Y0 L) Q$ L' b9 Y$ a6 z- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
( \0 g; v+ A! K1 O1 h1 B7 R- a SPADE to bury him!$ d* {6 O1 Z% |4 d
) A$ P: K: X3 z8 t& }4 C/ D W4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ b) V8 h2 T, `* C
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% K) S; ?0 [' U4 I' g. ?
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
6 m2 I! g5 y$ e8 u) R; ^3 UThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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{- Q j( d: O4 c5 v2 G$ j9 s6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 i6 ]: |% [3 W# z2 }
The arse hole is always in front of you.( a$ Z* u @9 k( ^: |
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- B4 |. {9 }4 ^# r$ d
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 Y( l l. n7 D0 o& \3 y
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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