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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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# C0 Z7 {/ W. c5 U5 ~1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job+ v2 ?$ k4 {2 K' i2 G. H
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: Z1 F9 I/ \2 |& `5 ]+ o
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- T: m# J# g0 n, j* M
a.They give like hell.
+ u$ T( X. K/ C4 F( Q/ f* eb.They do not yell.
% l7 i {5 ]7 m( lc.They do not tell.6 J0 D( U3 r0 a" O
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. z. Q0 X/ }- |
8 Q& P7 D* ]7 C- y3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" R, q( O5 z/ V2 n
- a HEART to love him,. G1 D5 ?" `* {% Y
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( e. r: A$ T0 w( s l- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. {! s. N9 |- N* b- a SPADE to bury him!
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5 v' j/ H s; I2 Z% r9 Q' Q: G4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 `& F9 q/ R; K3 Q; v5 h6 IBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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/ @+ w) [1 @$ U( N( g9 Y5) What is the strongest muscle?) \! v, \, o% Q1 _
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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]9 G1 R: X# K8 }6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) B- S' W, _8 q) [' M
The arse hole is always in front of you.& V) l: G( ^& f) ~
; U9 \4 B& u% F, a. u( w7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 Q% @4 o {3 v* E: {5 f$ `4 k
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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; I& |4 ?, \! d' i! e8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. ` H; G( Q, `- D+ C* uThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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