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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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2 A9 w- L4 U4 H! }) ~6 K( ~1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
" s# i: h( b) k2 `4 Y& l! I99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence9 ?5 l# y( p! f0 g/ f
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! p! w9 e% E" R4 Ba.They give like hell. - p/ R) }3 {" ?3 b. v- A
b.They do not yell.( E8 v+ `2 B4 j2 e+ v
c.They do not tell.
: y2 ]% F% v# `% q# ^, `" Y; Jd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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( o3 ?. z" ^7 t0 `1 C- R& i3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
7 E, z7 D; J+ [6 _7 M7 }/ B- a HEART to love him,
+ a/ ^4 h+ P$ s& ~) g- a DIAMOND to marry him,
# s( y) z( X7 Y' j1 F( l: W$ y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 V: q* T: X% e. T2 F- a SPADE to bury him!0 b; W7 y" D( b C. u
% G. P3 d- b8 s7 ?4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ j$ \8 h- S+ A0 |' E0 }( U+ \! b
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
# @' t8 L. m! g5 U5 A) \8 ~& eThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 M& G" |* Y) H1 V1 C; n) }
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# W; L6 t# L) I* L% \The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' n& t( x) f$ q( ?9 L9 J$ n, Y. E
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! q& _2 M4 u- X% M/ k' Y! p4 T1 X
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, f3 J& ^( V5 v+ x; I: ?9 `) sThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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