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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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9 r5 N3 \& v$ _1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job1 O' @- O- t |' E: ]9 k$ t- M" G6 ?
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence7 @; P# m* _! k* i# r/ Z4 g$ H& t
U; x8 p( D6 U3 b2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: p, T8 V+ v' c; d
a.They give like hell.
6 c. s2 F, w1 W( [b.They do not yell.1 \8 p6 y3 N% r% X8 R4 [
c.They do not tell.
7 y$ C$ c9 f0 V7 U. Pd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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1 _, s8 u! @$ h( I) ]% R0 E3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 j; D1 D) X5 L; e$ D! l( }$ f- a HEART to love him,
3 R! a: p$ H* ?9 g- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 ] P) c' m; p: ?- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 V- J, ]+ |3 @ q' c" u# f. Q
- a SPADE to bury him!5 | E& V5 ]" M- a$ {/ F9 N
8 a4 d$ N; ^: m$ J4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?/ T7 n7 I$ f/ J; }: A* y5 z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?7 |2 g+ a) B3 \! ~8 y& n
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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9 B# y( q( B4 i! d6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- a" c, n6 ?# I, Q
The arse hole is always in front of you.7 O7 o$ e. @7 b4 v2 ]# s
3 ]+ w0 K6 S P9 l+ n1 a7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 j# M0 h% E6 p9 S0 K8 N. u
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* b$ ]: t) E7 U( O1 A+ p, }! z/ E
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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