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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- H; c$ V- y8 b9 T$ Y& ^99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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* J9 J. h1 o3 E; g& q7 j O2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( O7 U; V1 `7 a8 k1 ?0 N9 N3 ya.They give like hell. ; R$ o5 E0 }( { |
b.They do not yell.% _3 e3 L+ @1 N2 M+ Z5 z1 }$ w
c.They do not tell.4 i: Z/ c% ^1 z) N) E3 g) N
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
|6 ?+ _$ I9 u% i" r8 i) Q/ L- a HEART to love him,7 f+ y1 {7 b# g. a4 t
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
, u. e1 V) ?" P1 T; U- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 D; D t& D: |0 n6 m: B
- a SPADE to bury him!: h: \& K/ t5 F8 @0 V$ J! x
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- M# e) h4 H+ H* x) K
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* L$ W& t7 T5 ?6 F/ [* n
l# u" X. [3 `: y# C( ]5) What is the strongest muscle?: E; a+ l# H) ^8 P# w
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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: N9 b/ z& n% C6 j+ A l7 [4 S6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& H* O# `2 q. y+ Y5 D6 GThe arse hole is always in front of you., M3 B, a3 Z/ u7 j& ~5 L6 F
! E0 {0 _/ q C3 w5 A9 v- d0 \7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?* V- o* s5 x/ f) o$ H3 Z
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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4 j2 r( f. U; v3 v# f8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* b+ P0 \/ m% W q0 L5 V& L+ i
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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