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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& W7 J/ \# d. k" @6 d/ g
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence$ V: k0 C f5 }. U
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; s7 r; a* c7 [+ W8 }$ `
a.They give like hell.
1 C) g# F# o& K+ \/ o- S. Y) M$ Fb.They do not yell.
/ ~8 F ~2 R6 q$ ~, ?+ v/ S1 gc.They do not tell.. j, E) I5 e9 x! ^, D
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 J% c/ n6 Z6 Y8 L1 y
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" J( Z0 v, Y0 [+ L8 Z# e/ ]2 W- a HEART to love him,4 ~1 [. b* c2 B# _4 }) K
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
5 O/ L. w9 H! G* ]% j( q6 b0 B- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
* Q. x' `$ S' ~# S- a SPADE to bury him!
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, m4 A! ^$ z8 I( H4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
# S; [6 k1 l! }% _Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, A- _, a! P( r; l- B3 |6 d
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 L2 r. l" h6 R/ j: N& MThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 d( `, i6 ~: K7 N% U1 x' Y9 qThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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2 z o# S! q: w: J+ C4 V7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 I* [# w0 p, N! e, r; V) UWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! O" u/ k* A3 ~0 v* A' i
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 E _! X2 L, ]" Z: f" NThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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