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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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* P( P; P$ [) f& A1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ O5 g* f" f; z; w0 W8 ?3 j* _: D
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: `5 p/ ^$ V" R; L7 [$ I" ?
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 `8 A7 `+ `+ X6 v; {a.They give like hell. Z$ S: ?% @7 F! @
b.They do not yell.8 \9 o; _' y9 J7 I
c.They do not tell.# K4 G I) }8 U# w i+ s6 P8 j1 m
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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$ o! E& f" n" q1 q3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
% o$ A* {' ?! k) {0 k- a HEART to love him,* d( t; J/ m* C$ m# i7 a
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
5 w9 \: j0 R3 |5 C* ]) o- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- W9 O3 G \4 K/ O6 |8 U! A+ e
- a SPADE to bury him!3 {! _/ i$ i# E, g: @1 x
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 h {( a( l: o% @" f# W* e
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. c1 `5 U* U2 N- y; O& s" v8 q" b$ \9 e
: f, z7 q/ r6 _% D5) What is the strongest muscle?
6 f: H/ X% n& V* h* g: T4 W# T/ _The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 d; j8 ^+ C6 ?: b
, J- W- Z `6 \9 }% B: A! ]6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. a! q" E0 u) L! \1 c" m. j" a
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
6 u2 S B$ U1 K B, SWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% p n" ?/ y2 F1 X3 a
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?+ R [) m, S1 J" T N
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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