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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# R# `8 c9 a5 W+ z6 U) P- i" _
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* ~# h- I0 L, E. T
a.They give like hell.
, d& V% j. N+ _& p, D, Qb.They do not yell.
5 t- L, \) N9 O! dc.They do not tell.
0 N$ U8 w4 c1 G+ ?6 R* zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell./ d$ W( q2 \0 P: q
; r3 ]8 `: c' p5 P1 j3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:$ t% P+ |, F7 w& C/ e
- a HEART to love him,6 k% u, F3 t; D
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
) L/ H- y% x- g: b1 O3 `- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, i: h: e4 H7 O- b& m2 a
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* V. {+ u1 t# a1 n6 d FBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ S; O. z: G: N& ]( wThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 _: z* }$ M& o" d8 V8 n' p2 q
; w0 {3 l( _# [4 y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ {% A; _7 V, j0 GThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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: R4 `% d; Y$ y8 p1 ]" b7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ Y. [, M5 @3 V! F! G7 F7 V
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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6 r: g3 R2 ?0 n. z4 g( z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! ^ Z! u* ^* ]# k5 g% f* B. qThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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