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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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8 n% a0 H: u; ]& E3 i1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
# ^8 a5 ?$ X. V; l5 o2 w+ Y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence V5 [* Q/ k3 H& | P, @; Z& I
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
, N) E/ O# {$ b2 U2 ~a.They give like hell.
2 z+ T1 [/ w& i7 ^; S& u* Zb.They do not yell.
9 ]# S; z, T. N+ oc.They do not tell.9 N& e! N' G/ g, z" g
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& r. G5 G% _- I; s
W' i( P; h' H8 b c$ E3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:( C5 {" u4 b3 ^; D9 h
- a HEART to love him,' ]: H( D. S+ H
- a DIAMOND to marry him,* L4 \+ L, f$ I. c
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& O% s7 Z& N! I$ [- |! M- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( @" `6 O6 x9 Y7 x5 x0 x
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# Q2 O }3 S2 S' G2 F/ @
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5) What is the strongest muscle?4 x% c* c2 T. e* J3 k' I. ]& L
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* \. P4 |. I7 a5 Z
! ?+ @( }, a/ w0 k6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 y% X' G, i% ^" b, F& d9 M2 |2 {" }The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 T9 Z* U G3 ]+ [" ~" ~When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( r4 y& j# e0 V" A6 A+ }9 iThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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