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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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4 o; B: \) W& k& K2 v# @1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 I% E5 `( w3 F- G5 P3 d; f4 C9 U( v
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence/ K2 m% r, Z/ K4 m
$ E$ N1 v+ U, f/ ?; p( i2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: z @8 a, v9 L0 _# T. R5 A
a.They give like hell.
; f- ~/ T7 L( N) ~b.They do not yell.0 X: i! E2 I* G* I
c.They do not tell.( J5 h# g- T" |5 [; S1 R" y
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ H1 M& S3 g) X7 v# s( @
- a HEART to love him,
$ w4 V1 Y4 D/ S3 m3 d# Y2 f- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 v, q8 r8 T' V6 U- s. k4 g( Y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and H4 J; f2 B8 o, R5 x! w
- a SPADE to bury him!, v* e' H( K- k E5 `
# s7 X+ V& J0 E) D0 T g4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" F( o$ W8 P! D+ Z3 L8 r* U |
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
: r9 V# C0 c: Q# s7 u% Q: UThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ B! w Q9 z2 D1 R; I# I' [
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? g; {% _) M- H1 v, P; ~
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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. P9 C) }8 Q+ ], z) ~7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% ^. |! f) _, T8 U$ a- l5 j1 Y, dWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!5 ?* F3 M' _% ?
! `1 s2 c0 G' i# Z+ K8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?+ Y3 t5 T$ n8 a1 W
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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