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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 k+ p6 @4 s. C0 M' ?: o' |99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; K$ B2 L5 @: I$ G
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
$ c3 e' H4 y( Z. C! B9 a# N7 ha.They give like hell.
6 n, y3 X5 [! u7 P5 ?  F! I& Sb.They do not yell.$ J) ?! l5 R' @2 q# f
c.They do not tell.% ]) Y1 a$ m5 C5 V
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 O: T  ]; L. C$ W+ X, m! G- {! Z
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
! u3 d& B" F$ X# s$ F+ `- _1 ^! `- a HEART to love him,( A( Q" B. S; o6 Y% H& ]5 |3 P
- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 ^' x. w. w$ K6 S  \4 x8 K1 z
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 ?! o, s' J' k. d$ z% p
- a SPADE to bury him!  E3 |* \' Q$ Y; U
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: n! q, }( l+ s1 p& DBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
& {( Z- H+ E4 E: E" _The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: g2 O5 T3 t7 e4 ?+ d4 O

. D( r4 g. s4 ~9 }0 K. k6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: k! c7 O. x! k$ q1 h2 ?
The arse hole is always in front of you.4 ?- @. ?+ g; B# }6 G/ G

6 ?( @9 c; W% d# V, I: R$ {7 ]4 S7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ G- \- y+ ?4 f7 ~, kWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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& h! d) X. @6 s+ u6 z* x3 r+ V) b8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 J! O& X9 E( _% }5 Q2 Q' Q* t
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~- E( S" a0 r. h
keep it up~~# u: J) X: A# r* L
cheers
that is great
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