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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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' |! _2 J, s! }( O1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4 {4 E( V; k% @$ H
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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6 ]2 Y8 R4 G. m2 t9 m& d2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ s5 ^+ W. Y C( \
a.They give like hell.
' \& m3 ^2 g' \b.They do not yell.6 g' f& f8 k0 n' ^
c.They do not tell.
( @, X1 ]4 W% I& I7 H2 u3 J7 pd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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0 I! w. Z, I. R4 x& k E2 x3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. k7 L6 {. x9 h, {
- a HEART to love him,
. \1 d l/ a% l* E, n- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ k( U3 o, U) L- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
, v( M' d8 E8 {$ E6 D: e- a SPADE to bury him!
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5 w1 R1 b7 C1 w) ^' I% y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
8 E; T2 M8 T/ GBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 `( {( y1 s: D( ]
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
' P, K m( i# gThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. l) Z' C6 t" d! X
The arse hole is always in front of you.6 X N+ G2 x1 }3 Y& H) n
. x8 M4 v7 B, d! ~1 f) a* G1 a7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( F. Y9 [" `$ [' p
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: B# k! q" s. D3 B
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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