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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% O4 o1 v/ n/ H9 }9 e) s. q, E6 _
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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0 U: ~! k2 E+ W$ X1 d( Q7 k0 B( g: T2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ U# {2 A- f, R7 y7 J9 i
a.They give like hell. ' @9 u6 R: A, R% y, R, i3 C2 {! H/ n
b.They do not yell.. F$ r) R8 W5 g) g1 `
c.They do not tell.0 }( D* m: D/ y* d, C" p% }* B
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 G3 a' S$ v- K/ ~+ E
- a HEART to love him,' z$ M  j9 |& v) U
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( O7 }6 v% X: H: c, ?! m- s. T
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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  f+ i! I" P0 o, f5) What is the strongest muscle?; u+ u+ l: ?# s9 I
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 u. p( q% z, P) T
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 u  u, \% Q) R+ Q8 z6 h$ d
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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5 @7 ^4 V1 T+ f( u- q( i" ^7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) k1 J- X* m! o2 s7 h8 c' S
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 `0 H: ^, u0 I8 [
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~
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that is great
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