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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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; G6 G* U% b3 H" j/ K1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
+ j# t9 P4 H$ Y) P0 u" y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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0 O* o- D, U) q! c2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 {! }6 }* T' r. g
a.They give like hell. 6 {, ]# o4 p( E2 L+ D
b.They do not yell.. i. a6 I" }' y8 _! z3 l
c.They do not tell.
, r* O& j& {: _! Rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# k" u' n5 |4 m, h; e' l" G1 g
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
, ~. f# m! n7 k7 c4 r0 H5 p- a HEART to love him,! p1 p' x4 |( \9 ^5 r4 q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 S7 j3 a8 T5 p. H$ n m- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: q+ V P+ e7 l5 V6 R/ J; d) r
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! V+ r9 F0 n0 K: v7 K) U1 QBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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' P1 _ U" X3 ~5) What is the strongest muscle?" b4 f( \, e3 n
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 n& e' r) X) |- L' {8 Q1 \
( ~" A) n- t" P6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' {+ p: G# D( M+ m& M V$ a" FThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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' v! D8 ~ @8 a9 u& ^7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?$ ^+ S0 x! y% J9 `
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. d9 }* O/ X- r. {
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?' ]3 [. u5 m# M& B
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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