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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, H3 [% R' _9 }" r# ] U
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 G% r- l8 Z( [- g# I
# m% ^6 {1 a* m" |5 O. c" H2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 B2 k( j/ N1 X& b6 ?! n0 w k2 S: J
a.They give like hell. ) j0 Z# R% ]# |4 L i! r
b.They do not yell.
, N# A# }5 S( P6 I3 ]- N2 R) hc.They do not tell.
( F. e7 G( b0 {9 U' \d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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/ M5 N/ m" a# Y: S% M3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" ~# `( O3 ^- ^; O& t0 a
- a HEART to love him,* l8 h$ x/ z! A& V: m
- a DIAMOND to marry him,# |" ^0 }$ O! J
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 c5 J% i3 s2 s9 l: _* c2 |* |
- a SPADE to bury him!
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% ]8 \7 W5 n4 e3 p4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ m, I) K; L8 E- F
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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% \$ x( P0 I/ b& R+ |, _2 L5) What is the strongest muscle?
) u- x# a( T/ ?% q3 |5 R$ e- lThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; b [% Z- k: f+ {4 Q
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# X, t! v4 w' NThe arse hole is always in front of you.+ a% U4 X& i1 \9 E1 G# d9 R' `
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. N. n$ s. @" V3 ~" w0 W% M) n( _( G
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 ?8 }4 x7 J. l* X( r
* |- \8 Y/ S" U/ B* \$ F& w8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& c+ E* ?6 I! ]! w0 GThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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