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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. s2 g; |9 E; q4 I/ \0 V- A: W
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 V4 s7 V) W X$ m7 }# ?9 e
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
% c1 `" H3 e$ S& F# sa.They give like hell. , u3 x6 e- d4 t5 u! d3 l& w
b.They do not yell.+ \6 f( ~' V* b+ b# O* g- c; x% G
c.They do not tell.0 N9 K# V% ~" f5 }
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell./ }6 ?# K& X. d2 n/ `1 K X
l- A+ {3 Y( S9 A6 O: Q9 v$ A! M3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
5 S- ^3 V" t' P1 ~- a HEART to love him,# }/ T$ k) B8 T5 d
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
* i. w. j4 T- j& ^- j- a CLUB to smash his head in, and9 t' r+ J. m3 ~" p( M8 X+ t; j
- a SPADE to bury him!' V# ~9 [% H+ A W
; g7 h7 u/ H' o6 ^3 E9 E4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
5 ~$ P6 n1 y( B4 JBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
, d4 T4 K+ O; \5 w1 K% dThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) k) Y& [: U& ~3 T! ~
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' f- D! ^$ `* c) Z
The arse hole is always in front of you.- k, R; ~. P8 ]/ i) F7 D7 F- G, D
# ]0 E& q* h& j: y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 Z) [) K% n1 a- ]/ N$ W# aWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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+ c0 |" C; q9 [- {8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 x* E- X0 l! N9 lThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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