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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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# k# s; M0 Q1 n/ J1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 O. p6 ?5 V2 ?* E( o; e; Z99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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7 J; Y+ ]6 m$ H; y2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 a: A9 n) K5 D
a.They give like hell.
o" @; _7 _1 |5 u+ xb.They do not yell./ Y! }5 `' T# Z
c.They do not tell. `8 o" A" X* C# z- F
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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& ~0 D, W6 `6 \" m, [1 i8 G3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 Y/ `$ V8 S, D( D
- a HEART to love him,8 k% e: B7 k5 p
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 M! A9 I G1 V- d- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" @7 R& V9 g8 R, v( P1 T3 i- M- a SPADE to bury him!
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% r# q( f/ L- {* y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
+ a4 ]3 ~/ v R+ ?Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. Q+ u% r% H' n5 J6 S1 g7 G
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5) What is the strongest muscle?) \' g9 C2 S$ F3 D
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' G/ o2 E0 U6 N1 _& k" o2 V6 _) P
; R0 o) ^% B( P; R' o9 n6 }6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 c. I# r( c$ _The arse hole is always in front of you. h# S* H# b. H7 }
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) @; O6 I2 G0 u8 R. jWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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0 ?$ z- ?5 B1 _3 p8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?" k+ Q& ~; ?% s( ]8 ?5 v+ _
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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