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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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7 p. r2 p; e! B+ n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 w) A' U6 ^# B, Y6 l; z# B8 T
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 a- C( p1 N! Z' ~5 O/ q4 L# W) I
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? M0 ?7 J3 Q* _. `. I" c
a.They give like hell. + @- K; Y! L% y. R7 Y) Z) i( @- ^
b.They do not yell.
! E* ~. q" D" yc.They do not tell.
' w1 I4 K# ?8 }4 J% Md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 C8 X$ b* y1 f+ g
7 Y( y* @1 j2 b( _2 F3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! X- H4 E( J) K/ Y8 S2 b
- a HEART to love him,
& i* s: `- N* a! g- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 R8 J$ t5 g* ]) V* c- a CLUB to smash his head in, and6 ^% A2 _# W3 \+ c+ ^- S( D3 Y$ W
- a SPADE to bury him!
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" f: Z8 }8 |' n' m7 F9 w( P* D4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ ?1 ]) w2 W& e- D: ~0 ?+ M; [: sBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& V+ M ]! H. A# {% H4 ^
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5) What is the strongest muscle?# c( e. b! y1 Z& }$ D7 a' B6 `
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& C( m" P; s8 j1 W
0 S! f' k8 }3 H5 l4 _! \, ]9 N- T6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 ~7 c& u' A( _% CThe arse hole is always in front of you.0 H1 N5 a) L! i% X
- t. `. T+ [. q% d- V7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( ?1 ?+ T8 I+ p" _; P! J0 _
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# v/ E: s' g Y2 g" J
% F; m5 q' K1 I, Z' [8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
- W8 M! _( U1 Y, @2 @; b+ C4 SThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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