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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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( j0 W# n' `! Z0 O1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
* E& {& o( H( w/ b/ K! `8 o99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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9 _5 h: H: V( d0 a2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 w6 Z# W! v" I
a.They give like hell. 9 ?2 `) W& |) k0 g- R
b.They do not yell.
4 w6 \' T6 S4 A9 kc.They do not tell.2 f* P D$ J& h! e1 V2 C+ G) S
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 E! k) z) v+ p1 T5 g6 N4 \
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:6 q% z/ z' j3 S
- a HEART to love him,
. R! _+ r0 ]/ F( f0 e- a DIAMOND to marry him,% R" q0 P3 H) a2 G5 g L9 @, K* v
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 E a. N6 f8 @: g4 n
- a SPADE to bury him!" \) J4 R2 D @( `' x# t( X
8 U8 v: i3 O" D- t- t( j4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
?9 k' r) L( \: }) L$ F* iBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?$ D4 o. Y: }1 k7 R% d+ u$ r3 Y
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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/ S% l7 O1 ^% L! C1 t _& k4 n" v) F {6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, z% Q$ O8 B2 Q6 U( K+ C
The arse hole is always in front of you.8 e+ a8 i$ G2 J
$ `# d" a) M; @$ g& m( V7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? j8 u' P3 i' T
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: w' j$ C' k# dThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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