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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
" z. @' o! y: [, v7 _6 j4 U99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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+ Q& o6 N8 z* {8 w8 G. m2 [- `# k2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# |/ u$ r: X/ T3 j) F5 Ha.They give like hell.
+ L; z6 V8 T. D7 s+ k$ pb.They do not yell.
. n5 q! c8 ~# u0 Y/ mc.They do not tell.
1 m% x& H1 M0 Ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 ]3 t2 b$ T/ j6 n- W
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- t* a0 A' j1 |# R, S9 o6 r
- a HEART to love him,9 |4 `( F8 t" [1 S, X2 P2 O
- a DIAMOND to marry him,% K! S/ v8 w, O% l+ X
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- z+ ?+ e/ f' N! u$ O0 a
- a SPADE to bury him!
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7 T4 m0 b2 R2 g9 d6 l) i! c4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" n0 y/ N) @( ^: Z9 B
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 }- A+ f/ M5 m. V7 L+ L
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 h, ^ F; O |/ D) d) M$ U. r: WThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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; f9 z! a3 z7 E( j- G6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! [) S" {& W3 j4 X: YThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9 S$ @ ]3 y% `5 iWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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! z, y0 z0 }6 Z: }+ O' ^' k8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- ^7 f1 |+ e5 p# j( p; f
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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