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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 g# H& Q/ ]! O6 a- \9 S( U4 d8 E
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! c- [/ V* A, v
3 W" S! K1 Q; H! F t0 x2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ q1 f# g1 S" }) R. d0 r" @
a.They give like hell. 5 O3 g2 O1 D$ g4 `; ^) r0 H
b.They do not yell.1 f" ?5 e5 Y" q4 |! z3 g- |6 T
c.They do not tell.
; _) h1 U7 h$ X5 F9 \. Dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ W8 g2 p# R7 u- ]) v
7 C; C/ L K5 ~$ m% X% ~/ |5 }! @; E1 V3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
# h" \4 T6 x' E x0 c; |- a HEART to love him,7 [6 F; x! i- k5 \
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ N1 k7 i; J4 T/ u0 N v- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% c( G; A7 ?- F9 o8 u
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? [2 e2 {7 { ]3 ]: Z: }
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! ]) _; X" B8 S9 G: ^4 y4 R
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 G; S/ H \0 z( k; WThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# I4 _' N! z$ N: iThe arse hole is always in front of you.+ b- D7 d' v& M5 Z8 @
0 I( ?+ ^( k& R7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# _- l) p" M s' a: L! F. [$ vWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, _2 m* s' [2 k7 J @
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# [; T4 D4 ?* p5 v: u# qThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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