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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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7 O: i& M5 G' F7 |) t1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) O$ k$ s# M5 F% `1 d* X8 D v
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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5 @2 I6 c- A5 T# A2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: |1 [2 M+ w# P2 G( J( I
a.They give like hell. ' G2 `3 j1 O" F' H; I, O* B
b.They do not yell./ _9 c6 {2 i- V3 @) |& |, j
c.They do not tell.
6 i; d+ }+ U" yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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) C* j' e& S3 @4 j0 v& r0 K3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:; T' l9 U* x" d. a
- a HEART to love him,
/ a; C# a) Z" E- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ `* T8 P; N# i" L. a+ D2 h- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* } y- q9 b7 w6 n# X" d
- a SPADE to bury him! O, m$ l9 M" S3 `! b: n2 A7 ]- M
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
' }. P* }2 f( @8 lBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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3 W7 |- S0 z& R# P1 }% d5) What is the strongest muscle?
t" m5 f. \7 t! EThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* T( K! Q! _2 h$ [2 ?, K! M
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. V0 }9 w- i$ `. w+ l- O2 J
The arse hole is always in front of you.# A, x& s# e3 e3 S, U0 G
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. l# J: u3 p7 O1 u
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% \1 Y; V7 H2 M) M$ _ TThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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