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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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! C( H( a) G. w1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 m" _* ]# @/ s' ~5 y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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/ C) U' q0 z( N4 g A1 w3 X2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?% U' i3 j! `$ i$ F
a.They give like hell. : P. C* r7 _0 n2 K
b.They do not yell.
4 o' ?2 a2 L) A: D9 S3 I8 F3 lc.They do not tell.
/ p8 O# s0 z& i& D9 a9 ~d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 X; r. ?' n) {
- a HEART to love him,. a. |3 C X" y7 e4 Q% E9 A
- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 d/ }) V. Q% N. @
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
5 |. b/ c/ p- a7 Y; _- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" @; c) d9 C0 k3 cBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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* o: Y# u7 N" a; W5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ N) Z' C$ J4 \+ S. V& eThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& N9 u& e6 Y4 [% l1 L7 |
/ o) e) W( B% X% c2 H# o$ W- ]0 z6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 w" |* Z( S. t H' F; p
The arse hole is always in front of you.8 {) O" f" w7 u* G- J: a
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
( ?& W( v/ w6 aWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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3 k' \% ]: Q2 {6 k( d; _3 `4 m% ~6 |5 ^8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 }$ ]2 S+ [6 D6 g e" \
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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