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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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: Z! }# d8 t0 Z2 H8 P0 Q: M1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. _( q6 c; V5 S: l- V
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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/ g T7 L: P h7 Q. q2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
$ t: E; H. C: _a.They give like hell. & U5 r1 `7 q5 y- J( t
b.They do not yell." _. W& U# \3 {- b9 C! O
c.They do not tell.. z3 {+ A1 Q w* |( @: A
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 v$ }8 l4 @$ a* r1 W
3 x- n) f5 h( U3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,/ s) z% K! ] N W8 \
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 e" X3 d0 q8 \% H8 ?' C+ C
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?' p8 I6 p6 G) e% ~. o
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# ~4 T4 L7 k* y$ u( \- y/ D& G( R
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5) What is the strongest muscle?" Y( Y$ R: |0 y# E8 @
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ z/ `: V. v8 d) o4 q
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
k" R' Y1 V, O" B0 K# `) u+ [The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 c+ _8 z0 [9 K. z# d4 s/ ?
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, S, Y8 n! r! N% c8 N. x! p
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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