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[English]: Jokes..
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3 @( w: h+ s7 R( _* z+ m+ A7 L" y/ G B1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 z9 v0 J, _3 R8 s# m; A
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 W, a9 F$ i! n) V' r6 E
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 ]- H9 j5 u+ |! \. {% wa.They give like hell.
- h2 C0 c& o* Q: i) _$ Rb.They do not yell.: [6 @' t* _- d1 r
c.They do not tell.9 y. G( Y G/ }: P5 O C9 y1 J1 D
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ D# ]/ ~5 G) U' L( N
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,1 E5 E4 L2 L% k3 ^. }
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
1 a( }, b% t- j( e- a SPADE to bury him!
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0 C5 i% P- p& k' f% o% x/ w! R4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 C- m& b2 A$ J B) U
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 ~! C3 p, Q/ P. g( F# k; _1 k0 F
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
, o. ^* t8 H. ~( o$ ~The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!# L/ z$ l1 V1 C2 P7 Z' A
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
: M6 l! o2 o- M0 jThe arse hole is always in front of you.! o4 {# o7 E+ x+ ` [# @$ A' L
# G2 q+ |+ d; L+ v& b$ }7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?* l( Q3 _4 x, z- U* o
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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* s3 Q9 g" G. B- p! M: s- y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# n- \: p* v( k N4 n9 Z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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