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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
1 k. c& C# {: e99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 E- [9 Z; ]5 a0 w' }
' Z. ^3 R/ q) }6 r2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" N' z- y" w! n' O2 la.They give like hell. , ?+ h. P* a. U; i9 X4 O* n
b.They do not yell.) \( x) A. z5 T$ G4 P! }7 A7 U6 y
c.They do not tell.1 A5 X& G/ h) X" N) a2 S
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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. |% F' g2 n" U3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:& a) K* g' E! |
- a HEART to love him,4 s/ ] Z; V9 _+ O: ~7 w, Q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 i, v6 w5 l0 _* ?. q2 Q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
1 U6 u# j( c" H% U! J+ d/ J/ B3 u; W- N- a SPADE to bury him!, o# [, Y& T0 R3 _3 U; F
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 g6 t+ i8 i1 Q6 ]
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?3 C* c0 h- N% K; J2 R' Z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ N% m" n3 T4 Y# ^( G8 p T0 d2 u ?1 c
& \; T+ L+ `# O5 F1 K* E% G6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ n8 [4 S- h& A0 Z3 zThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& K. K$ n! L2 V& ^: d0 R
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 g5 p( I0 ?* B" ` \$ q2 A
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- c+ x5 ~! p6 S4 o: U e
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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