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6 r8 C% i4 K5 n- g9 v3 B1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
1 L5 Z/ t6 G3 V; X! q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" @2 |8 U8 D$ K! P. V0 Z
a.They give like hell.
+ n. z& c; [3 K" e1 J: ?& ]- fb.They do not yell.
7 \' I* J# y- dc.They do not tell.( I3 d2 H5 ?( ]$ Z3 \3 l
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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# |+ w. @! d% V' Y8 G: D1 v3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:/ }$ M4 c6 A, R( q& c+ N% X
- a HEART to love him,
7 M6 y5 l% [( ^5 @  F- a DIAMOND to marry him,' n- U- h! Z$ i: x- B8 k
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) }3 X0 \; X3 ]( o
- a SPADE to bury him!
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. `( c0 A' v5 z2 O4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
# A# b/ \7 E4 a$ V& tBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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( W- [- x: s' ?. X7 `+ Y; e# R5) What is the strongest muscle?
! X; f4 I; |6 ^* I7 I4 K% _The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ l& T0 n; @6 D; c9 {

! x1 S* @4 r+ U5 Q. d# \6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ z. `6 N$ N0 L* V1 J" YThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 n/ D# H' J4 i
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!" F2 n7 G8 E$ Y+ f8 r" v2 q4 S

# i. P1 m( D" n3 w: m8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ B) X: T8 h- P5 W* C4 N, W
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~
5 G$ C0 J/ c5 ~6 p8 N- K2 A' bkeep it up~~
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that is great
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