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[English]: Jokes..
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" s1 T) p1 G# {0 b) b" N5 [1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! r4 A& U2 L5 M+ ?/ t
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 K" M( a/ z1 b" h6 B; U$ f: o
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?9 F3 q& N6 t1 Q3 H. r, Y3 t
a.They give like hell. * @' g7 c/ j% F. z+ [
b.They do not yell.
9 F# @# x" S: v) g tc.They do not tell.$ J. Q* S$ q" E# x- i
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 @& ?& ~2 p1 W* I: G* s" }
- K, Z, y) _' c, N- v: ~3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, |, y+ @- g, g7 W+ U- b
- a HEART to love him,% `/ W( B7 n+ |
- a DIAMOND to marry him,! v6 `5 v$ n2 C* S6 }6 W/ r; q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and; u& E6 Z# t$ U+ y+ A/ S- E
- a SPADE to bury him!
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3 x' E |% r3 K1 R& x7 N% e4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( z2 o9 O" O9 X9 n# k1 e% MBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 b: t6 d* D7 G. w( C
9 a' K- L m$ c; c7 d& H5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ c, F9 m6 v2 e( o5 rThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6 g- ]; m/ j; t; {6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. E0 e' W# h9 Q( U- CThe arse hole is always in front of you.- z4 C, @1 x* g7 q& U7 S
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% L2 |" e6 X2 n1 f* MWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 ~9 U5 {" r7 G9 K" l8 F
2 k+ t% o' o* |8 R" g8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, t: v9 m6 i6 {" C
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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