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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: t8 @* }. ]/ O) M* K1 q; y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# O2 k4 p- V C; U6 W
6 a3 _( L, E- W) d2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ k; H6 @1 I6 {7 W3 t' xa.They give like hell.
; A1 c: }# u5 n+ |% Zb.They do not yell.; R5 ], c1 a% ?9 |! w5 r6 P+ ^3 j, m
c.They do not tell.
8 C, g$ d5 p9 Gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! p# S! @8 N- Q+ Y, r. w* x4 c9 B
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ u% f4 k) b+ f
- a HEART to love him,7 }- h0 h. Q5 f' x2 E
- a DIAMOND to marry him,1 H# {+ P9 }+ r5 @ m! ]1 y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ `& O# \" `) C8 {8 w, }" o0 {; X" J
- a SPADE to bury him!: X7 ?0 Q6 J. q i' B
/ H7 F8 P/ f) X9 z# }- D* V4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
1 Y9 x5 |, e8 r' C# ^2 PBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: [! Y" C8 Q& w4 x
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
& @" \ P% C5 R8 WThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! X% p7 f$ g9 B2 xThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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1 _3 @; k0 _+ j' h' p2 H4 e7 S7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?9 X9 C$ A1 @4 k* `
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 ?0 M7 Q+ j! i2 x( u) `
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 b/ Y/ q; l( a: gThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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