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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
; x0 g( X- U* J9 n! A* p \99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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# q# b6 k2 p) k( h$ K2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
b: g e: _2 G7 s, T8 ia.They give like hell. / i, b% H! e* V0 c5 j5 o
b.They do not yell.; f% U9 S! T3 P7 P s7 I
c.They do not tell.
+ o8 q: \* l" p* }( id.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.. O* P( Q) l R" M
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,* A. ]: A6 D5 g b. e
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and( A7 }9 N% ^% ^5 ?7 n/ S
- a SPADE to bury him!1 X/ J3 Q3 s% G) w+ s' v
& u4 Z3 o) n6 L2 A4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" M* {$ m4 i* L6 v
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
' k: K2 H9 V( jThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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' f% ?( d# K/ c6 Z6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?2 M, }$ Z3 Y: I+ P) F: U
The arse hole is always in front of you." Z- U) ~: h( j, V
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 L* S, i( V: p0 {6 y F6 q
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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, t8 u1 e$ x: S1 V& [; m5 M8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 q+ H y, h3 Z+ ^
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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