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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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! z) G; ?8 g7 }* o1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& S" E+ s6 N; [( S, P- R$ w: {
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
/ s6 f3 z9 H0 a6 _0 Pa.They give like hell.
7 Y; y" ^/ M' k% Q% R/ ]b.They do not yell.* `3 H& Y* a/ U6 p6 \3 r, M
c.They do not tell./ h) s" b6 ~$ Z& v" o$ ?
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* w( S/ X0 Q* I$ ?
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* M2 O. e8 b8 ]. e
- a HEART to love him,1 i6 ~/ x, \ O/ {: p9 @8 ?5 _. h; k: I
- a DIAMOND to marry him,* z8 c! o2 g2 v9 W
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and9 m! U6 A: \. I
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! r2 `, _1 p6 N0 H; ]
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- }4 k2 S) y5 o) r v
" z0 L% ]0 ~+ X+ {8 T5 v5) What is the strongest muscle?
: H) N9 ^, G. u { rThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% e4 @8 h' I1 y9 z1 R) M
& V$ R5 e }% r, P) X6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! x, K! ?; T$ f5 _6 A' ^0 nThe arse hole is always in front of you.8 q% V" h7 ~) v2 X! a# q0 M& M
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) }# Q+ y ?! n( eWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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7 m2 \5 M z/ B/ Z f1 j8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! f! g* h U" V0 G8 @% IThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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