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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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" l7 k+ f! U! [% S: n9 k1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( V y- {) V8 w99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ V4 ]4 p7 E" G) I, w* g3 Z, _a.They give like hell.
, p+ |: k; V% l. g, C% w7 O8 vb.They do not yell.
) b; H& |$ ^, {) i W' R& I* Jc.They do not tell.! |; W# d- K* c% |( Y% p
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." y; [3 }3 x, D. t: L# g0 i
+ x8 A7 b7 u2 R" G6 _. b3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 `' n# D$ S8 U- a HEART to love him,
) g# f0 n6 u5 W/ g( d+ C1 j- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' @/ y" j" j, n3 t& Z8 E3 Y! A7 S& \* X- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" F/ {! F% B# u0 B, W/ p/ f X* _
- a SPADE to bury him!5 u Y! q* A2 G7 p3 m
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
1 ^0 J) p0 X& V$ `' N" NBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
; b* |2 a9 k& ~" g! OThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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7 t+ \- O: j' C% n8 _6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?$ k! W. K( |$ C$ g. ~# b
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 ~3 c9 x/ J6 G$ x' M+ ?2 r8 s
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?" m B& w4 M" F( `1 p( O- r* u
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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