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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job; C3 [6 ]+ w, h! |7 O. x: a$ ]
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. l& z, U0 L' S" P- ~ b
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 U" o! e& s/ n- c8 _; { \a.They give like hell. 2 U! s8 u v/ @9 W0 l
b.They do not yell.* |% P4 k2 m( [6 d y* i
c.They do not tell.
0 [* R: U- `0 X3 C' rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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I/ H5 ^2 X5 e: T F0 T4 O3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
# Z* J1 V, H( j3 j% N2 @- a HEART to love him,3 D2 C% e/ k6 M0 w1 n! Q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
% g& o N, ~' j* K; ?; `- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 _. n( K$ a% m2 o1 s: {( Z
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( h$ U. ^9 e% a4 z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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" S4 N% ?- _3 ^0 a4 A) P, N* _5) What is the strongest muscle?
* z7 w4 ?- u1 e& S) J( WThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ t/ A! o. ^% P& q7 d
& |, K( { p( O# t3 Q5 ]/ A" i6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" y1 e6 l; Z' H2 j/ x8 f" t
The arse hole is always in front of you.# T8 \/ Q, g5 W' Z* m
N2 D5 X& i$ s. G7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% }7 M0 L) f- W# xWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 l1 l( L0 I6 j0 F6 v+ e
) w* J) I$ w- ]5 T- n8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; b* w: C0 j D3 @' Z% xThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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