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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
+ N0 e5 K/ b0 k. i3 a/ H6 `& u99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' @6 [; h$ N# {" O% ~1 s2 {6 |
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# D0 z W, J: q# M, P
a.They give like hell.
; R. `! L9 P$ z" |& F" M; r( Lb.They do not yell. I0 n; Z; [4 ~1 T; I1 Q
c.They do not tell.
3 p9 ?2 R z: [# R) `# Pd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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$ v }' ]$ x( j3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 V' |0 t6 d" H/ u
- a HEART to love him,: s% v, e6 I; \9 P3 { b6 y. }
- a DIAMOND to marry him,+ ?* r M) k. M- ^: k& G
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. ~: ~4 a Q9 A8 s* P% T- a SPADE to bury him!
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8 {" e* \% r. v: D) O w4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. T' u. C! p1 Z" g5 Q3 TBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
* `4 t# b' E1 X. k% f1 q) D% QThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ } Q% w5 P) h8 J$ U2 D
* `8 G7 G! h- h9 [6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# q' K5 _! A4 A' B
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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# F6 `# V/ U+ X0 M# G" A7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
; w/ i- \7 h7 g' k9 gWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ @/ Q5 d/ F6 Y7 g
& n) B# K/ n0 x% c# N( f/ U2 b8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* \/ |( n5 n2 a% m7 fThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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