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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 K+ A- i6 _) `% t0 d. d$ ~! [
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% J7 ^4 N& j5 H, j- ]6 K
4 b) E" I- E4 a2 v5 h2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
; [/ C; y6 H2 v! W% i! ia.They give like hell. . E; v9 ~/ B, P
b.They do not yell.
: ~: a Y9 E& g6 d# B0 A( V/ hc.They do not tell.
) h9 b$ O( F% Td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
' F4 Y; l: X" ?0 g! _" ] w- a HEART to love him,% ^$ u! v7 k( c
- a DIAMOND to marry him,4 a# Z2 e+ I8 |+ q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
/ W* Z8 r. `$ y4 J- a SPADE to bury him!
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, H4 b; P3 `) {0 A/ f/ i' Z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* b) J$ g3 j* {Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ L# Q6 C' d f8 h+ a4 `; }4 ^
6 R1 M4 q6 ~) S+ j1 J7 M7 A5) What is the strongest muscle?
; n; y* q, G& y. p" y! P) x7 wThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, c6 Z- ~5 V, D
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' C* J+ N1 i$ [
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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+ U# A4 Y6 p: F2 e2 @' o! w9 R8 q/ t8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 q6 \8 j& ^9 Y1 w; ?1 u8 l9 XThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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