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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- i* F* D3 @* N4 E0 \; a
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence+ r" r5 B2 F; e" ^" S' s) [
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& B7 O; y4 ^. Wa.They give like hell. & J2 `' p+ Y9 M; a( a4 [
b.They do not yell.
; D% ?, T5 w* [' s3 cc.They do not tell.
. [& w- d8 W8 qd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." ^$ Q4 x& [6 n n3 }. e9 O, h
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' Z/ \2 c/ f* \+ e+ g0 N% o% Z
- a HEART to love him,7 k7 K+ f: O. V* {3 V
- a DIAMOND to marry him,; Y" s9 H0 r- d; Q6 T5 Y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 l! x: A) d$ ^6 \4 R
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0 k8 h' Y# Z+ Y8 m0 |
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* E! r. I1 |6 e, H5 a
: N# J/ E6 d' o' ~5) What is the strongest muscle?. U6 `* k7 [, E, \
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ b7 x8 b" Y$ B7 a
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 @* a" T4 i5 c( i5 X! z7 iThe arse hole is always in front of you.- b& S7 T! I) O( {5 c
* C" C$ V# j3 r2 P7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 Q) s. P; m8 y* UWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" N4 Z; Q3 i& oThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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