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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: o- A# ] w' v' e99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% |2 i* q/ J5 p- D) m
$ C5 \ M2 q/ N M$ u9 s* l2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 \9 k: C% |( n+ e& e0 M
a.They give like hell.
) v, M+ O0 r+ k$ Tb.They do not yell.
2 `" q. E% U& A2 s* x3 Wc.They do not tell.6 F( N* \" R& b4 P9 G2 Z
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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5 W& Y8 S) a2 r/ i' J& E3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 ~2 i8 j5 W) {# D
- a HEART to love him,/ g' ^, A- V5 p' r' M: }) G' J
- a DIAMOND to marry him,' h$ f7 W. _- D/ }3 \
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- l8 A$ y i8 K: x$ ~8 g) ]$ h
- a SPADE to bury him!
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; C8 m9 x2 H3 p6 @! g4 g1 k4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?/ v& [! L* H' R) P _3 ^7 \
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later i! H6 b+ K* {) }4 |8 q: z% l4 p
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5) What is the strongest muscle?3 O; _3 J7 [% R; \6 @4 b% H/ a
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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( v/ M" d) V3 D w6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 a5 r- ~* _3 ]6 t6 K, K. B
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?+ B: _( x* ~, v; ?
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, u* c1 Z) ^1 w4 N; u$ {
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
s9 W6 S; j* p% }4 o% Q: RThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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