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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job+ x% ]) X" d8 s
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& v! S5 b& W% A$ b; ^9 X! ?
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! K9 y1 f- k; w1 [a.They give like hell. $ Q5 }/ J9 Z) n9 Y) T3 I
b.They do not yell.- L( k% k( X* R% ~
c.They do not tell.
X# l" G. t+ r4 t8 md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( W8 c7 j5 j/ `0 z; e0 y- u! |
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:/ [) P1 B1 D2 g' ]) I# o8 Q+ J9 \
- a HEART to love him,
' u3 b1 g7 m2 ~& A5 K5 ~0 y* ^- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 x# _! _2 k8 `1 Z( s" |- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
1 U1 Z" M1 ^" a6 c- a SPADE to bury him!+ m- `, B j C; G1 x# s5 ^' R
+ v2 C8 e: G0 Z2 D V5 O: f4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! K' t$ [' z6 d; ~! B
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
6 O A7 l9 f: e8 b5 \6 ?" U2 SThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- U+ R4 R& C4 B% X8 l: }
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% S O% T0 L) OThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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# X# e8 A: g; R7 m7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& G$ w, D$ L! B) F- c7 T4 l, H
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, `4 k* X- t0 u
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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