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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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. b4 b% E# o, h; X1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 Z6 D4 Q7 X7 ?1 q0 D99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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4 x- F7 d5 T$ ~. b6 \/ Z2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 @4 x1 k- i8 X! h1 }a.They give like hell.
6 u4 f" e7 P/ Nb.They do not yell.
5 c0 r* G" R; ]# Q! A, bc.They do not tell.
; \7 G' V5 \: S" n+ F4 n+ U: Jd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
% D, F' N" S# ~' X; O1 M( G1 e- a HEART to love him,
# o7 U1 `8 F* e: Y) A; `3 c8 {/ J( t- a DIAMOND to marry him,
: c* P# ^- j j- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
; n/ ^6 A; W, Z4 N+ C* c- a SPADE to bury him!
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0 W( F* |, ^3 ]1 J' w& D" U4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 [4 b. w3 v" C p, D+ \9 x3 WBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! L! q, }9 U/ E; O/ u" \ [6 y
+ t0 t' M: _, j! q5) What is the strongest muscle?
: \) W. y; }% QThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; J' ^4 k6 Y( W7 u% u m
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. `! V8 H! t0 z) V* G
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
; s. Z' |! N ^7 bWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% @) P. S: C0 r3 O
- a d2 @7 O9 Z a) ^8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?) D$ \0 R. H; f- w
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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