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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
% g) }4 F7 l P% w( `; u99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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. o) Y/ k) ~/ d7 s& f! e$ l2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 ?* B f+ r8 `" O3 ?
a.They give like hell.
2 v% v3 c' n7 k* ]9 |5 {* i8 P- ?8 Ib.They do not yell.
' O; e1 G' V" N' k0 C9 _c.They do not tell.3 H8 s3 v" V5 e
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.. H/ [$ h# p. } n6 j9 M/ l
4 A9 d3 M* q. J* Q# X8 r3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
' Q" C1 d F1 O; M1 E( D- N4 X- a HEART to love him,
7 F0 [5 M% Z6 |6 \1 q+ v4 Y# M r: N- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 ^- l; R$ y" B: y& J% t5 Z' o; _
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ t* K$ q8 d. z3 r% l
- a SPADE to bury him!8 |. ]2 V% m* [* p' p+ e+ f8 r
. }/ K, l# s0 o. X4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ [. ^. Q5 J \2 Y; ?9 W+ vBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later; k. p$ j ]0 ?- U( N% ~
( D& u% G5 E) ?& N; O9 F" p5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ ]' T2 z; M' |6 U6 S$ y1 bThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 p) U" u8 h, ~ z: Z+ {' D
: c7 [: e8 `( r. f6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* [/ X0 F5 n8 G. j9 n+ Q
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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# N) z" j% g, K$ W- o3 O7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( Y) H" R; a7 Z0 Q
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?& G/ h/ t4 u2 u. v1 _8 m/ A
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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