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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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/ b5 H- D6 d) h" g! O1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 h0 O5 [6 f$ ?99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 }* G& G+ Y6 |8 D% l
1 H. R% R2 {0 r8 K [, U# [ ]2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?' \4 ]0 P4 `9 w# U( Z# Q' {
a.They give like hell. # h1 T1 c1 i' w' x0 ^6 _ B; Q# j
b.They do not yell.
" [4 g, e. Z. l/ U W4 Fc.They do not tell.) a8 W4 l4 h2 l$ o2 {$ H+ A
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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1 I" C2 J6 j2 E9 {" q5 z1 j3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
. D6 B9 B$ ]" q0 M4 Q+ f- a HEART to love him,
6 l: K6 U+ _/ E l; m% N1 f; C- a DIAMOND to marry him,
1 K: Z1 A- Z0 c- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
; p8 ?% W: l# g6 w2 P8 z( _; C& `+ ?- a SPADE to bury him!
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5 u% w* m" o' ]( \! y& [4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ L0 H. P* q$ hBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' o) O. G, e+ L8 G& ], z+ y
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
c7 C5 i7 G' ~7 ?6 cThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ l: t/ ]* u$ m& V n' O1 dThe arse hole is always in front of you.: g( s$ j' z5 @; s# P! Y/ c
/ A ] ` q5 A7 \7 }: X7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! U* U9 S& C$ B; a$ G) \
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 q+ @' _/ G3 B' d
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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