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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 ]1 ^6 X9 n n- x1 h1 v
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
- m4 N! ]- b2 W0 D- A. H0 _- ^a.They give like hell.
. h0 C; H5 }5 yb.They do not yell.+ F5 s: U" T' I- V; E
c.They do not tell.
5 g" ^5 N$ T6 `* M3 B$ `% X9 V% Md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 k K# f: B8 ^' y: E: U h7 |
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 F0 J5 M( e/ y! L+ H3 b9 Q9 p3 a
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" T" `- d' Q( ?Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 Q6 C; ?. U! | S) Q
4 Y: v5 f. ]0 a; A6 D5) What is the strongest muscle?/ y8 C+ H% i0 O3 J) o d
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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4 K( _9 X, W7 {! m. s2 k6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- X5 E$ ^0 }5 ?0 \* O9 z
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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. s5 j2 K1 d7 v% K R2 o- T7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# C( [* w5 _. r/ G* M6 o A cWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% V" R( d: L5 | ^
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* J. j/ @" J& g4 F; _The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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