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+ K& o8 K: @1 r; x0 L! z9 a# X1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( F: w3 i# ?3 U99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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! p' E3 }5 z, b( G! }* f/ ^2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* |* x. S1 s  q) E5 i" B8 xa.They give like hell. 7 w: [; x# C4 G& u0 I
b.They do not yell.9 F' }9 H6 ^2 ^
c.They do not tell.5 |2 [, H  u" g- y# W- N
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 P# q# y$ l; n5 D

5 o  r: K0 J  I+ S8 v2 s& F3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:; b5 `4 k' w& H
- a HEART to love him,0 n# A" v2 j, z5 E9 W
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
5 E) n7 g- O+ n5 M' v7 J  n( B% T- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ ^0 U% }. a, ^& {7 |2 p
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. ~5 n( b! V" q$ U9 L/ e- TBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
# U/ a' R5 L1 {( F4 {7 `7 }The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& V/ }3 t0 m8 L% Y' A+ x
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( D9 Z6 f. U  ]- W4 x: O% [The arse hole is always in front of you.4 @/ Q; c6 W/ h% X
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' b6 U) C/ F6 ^/ K+ h8 n/ }5 tWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 s3 a: g5 v5 `; i) DThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~. s) ?* |7 S# i. K
keep it up~~  y* A% O: d+ X1 c
cheers
that is great
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