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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
, E$ B0 f# m% I99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence+ k/ i4 e' j2 F j
, s& p( j0 I+ ?# X) D7 h7 L2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ O( d: c& A7 [) C5 |8 L0 R/ p9 }9 s$ t
a.They give like hell. 3 r" ~# k2 g6 q( R
b.They do not yell.% H6 s+ C( o& u U4 z: t2 Z
c.They do not tell.5 `' x7 G; N, A$ s# U
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% P9 k7 V0 m2 S
% x6 m* G0 _$ n: D0 t. O3 ^+ b7 G3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
& O) s/ B7 M% `( r1 {; R; {( q- C- a HEART to love him,1 R- x# z" J( W
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- w4 d" P6 G& W* B" Y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and K# H8 ^, F( q- U# {+ d, }: f
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: u; _/ I% D' ^( rBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. c5 {% ?1 Z7 n4 O- a6 r }
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5) What is the strongest muscle?/ M+ s. P z& x1 I- _
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 W* {% j. X8 _2 `/ D; o
4 N0 z: y# Q" ]; H- I& r* K6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
8 Z/ p. B% e" U* s' V* l) UThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' e1 ?8 J" a, @" C$ K( _2 RWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! d. s$ \9 E. a G
) A9 f- T! u. _7 a z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
0 x# }: _6 r; h: p8 ?The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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