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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( l5 I: ?4 N( v; q; M7 v! _99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 k$ V/ d0 C" Z; ^
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
$ Q6 t: u0 f& ]0 F8 {. D4 ma.They give like hell. 3 r2 l- Y3 A+ m- M6 {* {0 P/ n" O
b.They do not yell.
& \ X5 |1 [; |; R+ X+ k) kc.They do not tell.
( {, |% o9 ?& Y+ }5 ^; kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 {4 A: Y$ T4 K6 T% V$ w K+ V* Z
- a HEART to love him,6 d7 I! r8 Y$ ^+ m( B2 N
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( u1 A0 R! Q$ Z( h! G. R- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 Q+ ~% O9 [9 v8 }- a SPADE to bury him!* `3 O+ w. C& A6 R: _ K1 {
6 G8 V9 @, X4 O8 d. x4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
~8 \* n3 L# x9 u [- f# iBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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+ d! C3 }0 a7 x$ g5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 y$ }- `1 p& K1 C! `0 SThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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- O p. g- n* K( r6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
: I: V8 {4 Z* K) }5 \8 v+ KThe arse hole is always in front of you./ D7 l: z$ J. }) J6 u
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! D: M! A# y: X6 k4 v
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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' X* @" e. z/ i- X; m8 a- L8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* a: d' l; V, I+ o m4 L9 ]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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