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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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! Y' b: A; {, D6 i1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
P. f4 `: ]& ` b99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence3 O; a u6 s- J. |& r' [9 i
8 q* u; s- _. o2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; e% ?3 J8 s9 s- P; H- a3 b
a.They give like hell. % c1 Z! Z" n8 Z: m& [
b.They do not yell.
% o# h' J) h: S, p1 D3 Xc.They do not tell.1 n8 R2 ] ?8 o
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# m/ C! k9 i6 U' T5 ~! i% a t9 x
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 C' M) ~( C, d8 b+ e K
- a HEART to love him,
9 i6 J* C9 I1 z F- } i( j- a DIAMOND to marry him,# d6 B5 }3 X* V5 w7 @! n
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ r: E! M% p# N: F" \- j, g& ^
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& \# p- s8 D/ y/ mBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. h' i( m( e" S( e" T2 d
5 [0 ~9 z0 p I. g/ e$ z. G) m5) What is the strongest muscle?
( V+ }& s( Q4 i( o8 y8 bThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ Y) v+ w- w8 @+ ?5 O, _- N
3 g& C1 ^" c) a( D6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; V `$ O: I: F; n# P' Q9 c( {( B
The arse hole is always in front of you.# o& H! ?1 T* C2 a* b2 O+ i
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& u7 R% W8 e: s) e6 M
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 `% Z: Y% a/ c
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, ?) s( p1 [7 K- pThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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