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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 ^$ T4 o% @+ I- q5 q: \
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( n* a- l/ B, O& h/ f' J# h
a.They give like hell. 2 \: Q, F3 `7 B& q1 }
b.They do not yell.
) ]6 v8 f! X9 M+ K$ C: @5 j1 ~c.They do not tell.: j& j( H+ t' O# E, F. q
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 ] H6 f7 ?" ?; n* a P
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, J9 X/ u/ O" g9 o* }3 L& K
- a HEART to love him,# t. `( i0 k$ s. H8 f2 L* z' `
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 Z5 b! V/ f4 x! H- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
: i4 I0 O& _6 p- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 P; ?% o- E* `; `$ U; S" B+ z; C1 f
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle? X0 A/ z! o4 j E! B/ g# a; Z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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D, g$ u4 c4 z9 }$ H6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
t6 Q& @( a6 N+ L$ o7 GThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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. q3 S3 e- b# y! `) I! U0 a+ S7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) s2 Z# I$ O) N4 k- ?( i3 W: ?When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) Y1 o/ v# V4 ?
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, N% h# W" x' o1 c0 z+ i' \ ^$ aThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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