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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% V H2 u3 H5 v, h6 |
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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. ~5 x; A8 M$ P2 V$ |2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 |1 z5 I' ^1 E" M8 W; pa.They give like hell. : Q. P# T7 g# z& g
b.They do not yell. g+ G, c1 }& b9 }: w6 V
c.They do not tell.. ]; m0 `( K' d4 W; z2 V. v
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., p" R% d$ ^% i. E
$ [) }# V( `" K7 [! o' X3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* i3 X, w; r! K; K
- a HEART to love him,% j0 C. q9 _8 L: l! Z/ q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& |1 U1 G) G6 n5 G% a& l- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! m* {" n4 L: Y! R' }6 f: C
- a SPADE to bury him!
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$ z9 `1 v$ z1 {* |3 s) ?4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
+ k! @" h4 {) H5 u) g# P# L& m+ mBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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% r% I; j" d+ u4 w2 h/ _5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 G; h$ J1 ?3 S) k, {( w3 `The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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/ I5 M. _# T; h5 O. R- c( S6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? A$ m& M( W& E/ [4 _4 T% @9 S
The arse hole is always in front of you.4 ^; B4 B% [# `) T. E/ k
4 v' }$ C5 y+ o7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 i2 p- Z: i2 y$ F6 B
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. X6 [' a: X$ u3 U0 c9 L
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( ~# ?& @: L) E2 d0 nThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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