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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ R4 V+ k4 k" r- r9 K9 m M99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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7 ^% Y5 Z/ ~+ N+ U V2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
. T2 @6 @1 G: |/ f6 |a.They give like hell.
7 C7 D% A' m* W. Qb.They do not yell.3 O" [ R B9 s p) `+ J
c.They do not tell.
' j: N0 ^ s5 ~+ n! T2 rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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: [# G3 t2 @% W, ?8 d/ T( {6 J! g3 m# g3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" \" D" y9 ] I& m/ N- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 J' |7 ^, {3 i% w# S
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
; D* a6 W+ U& w2 e, Z0 N7 A- {Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
, ~# w4 k- E2 r7 G4 m6 WThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
, u: X( \! |5 E* }6 BThe arse hole is always in front of you.( ^0 s* }& e! t4 k7 v; r
: k$ z, o4 z+ I$ M* Y; j; Q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. f( C$ H2 ~: y- w/ c% S, D# F- jWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!+ G ~1 L5 z/ f1 r) W
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& O- U5 h/ Z3 V. p; MThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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