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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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5 T* O( ^+ q: V1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
; }2 N/ s- M' l# ]7 b99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, S* g# ^/ H6 D
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 h5 N% c6 P$ O* `) Ra.They give like hell. ( O' l" w1 [" F* F4 F
b.They do not yell.5 |% ^6 k _' ^( z
c.They do not tell.
& z8 |: E3 x* A \* Yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." F0 w- Y5 J7 p9 l/ M
+ v) |9 w# P8 d6 ]9 |, K3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
$ x, i2 i! _0 t* ~. u5 M% L- a HEART to love him,
Y3 y1 }- W/ N7 q& X; z f' p$ c7 R- a DIAMOND to marry him,- q3 p2 ~+ G$ K/ f9 Q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- V W( Z" O! s7 X# S6 s' b- a SPADE to bury him!9 ~. n: ^) u; a; ~1 ~
( f' P* K$ O1 N$ r: g4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 ~! S. N1 x5 y2 g* p' r9 p
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! E% {: d6 v$ {& i( _4 I" q
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
6 w7 ~. @6 G* mThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 `4 l% f; T" t- E0 tThe arse hole is always in front of you.3 I4 L* i7 A/ v+ C5 {! U
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% p3 D' a7 U0 _# `When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( q! G4 B! E( m. {1 \ [# j" jThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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