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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. z% h' O! E7 B) W" \% k4 u
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence x, M+ x. C# O; E
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
- Y- ?# {+ N* Q9 Ra.They give like hell.
: a1 ?, t P/ ~; rb.They do not yell.% z3 }5 @9 e6 Z
c.They do not tell.
# V3 z8 S- q! _' O- Gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 H, Q L5 D! R* K% ~) ~3 Z1 ~, x- a HEART to love him,
; V: L& |' O( X: c, a- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 G" j V* }: ]; O1 m, f- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 K/ b2 d+ X0 E9 h# ? y, k2 r, r
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& m4 K) \$ ^" w, I
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 }+ _( E/ \$ `* D# E. h k
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5) What is the strongest muscle?3 R7 G4 H2 R, P. W) a! o
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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0 a7 p9 M! n- a1 _" ]6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 z; H$ F5 z. A" EThe arse hole is always in front of you./ d# M7 l* _1 B( x
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 C! r; R% x' K- _, JWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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2 ^6 ]' Q1 |, e9 q+ a, h6 M: H h8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# h7 z0 H! X, c) ?" X! g/ OThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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