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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 R, t+ i' ^7 V4 n: {! P* g99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 s( {: R0 @! M( I
a.They give like hell.
' M2 Z: Z4 Y3 S( y3 R1 k' tb.They do not yell.
( D4 r" }8 p8 Z* r6 V- T+ M/ q. f: |c.They do not tell.$ m: l9 Q4 B6 Y ~2 h# r
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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/ z& ]# M# J6 M k; A* y6 T* A% l3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* n8 c. Y; X) |# w: v1 J" l- K
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
% F# H# X8 B3 p. Y' Z8 Q- a SPADE to bury him!
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/ s" Y4 Y$ a$ G I0 q7 Q4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% {$ q! @# s/ J( t/ b# b
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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) T/ o/ \6 I( P( T& r2 U' p5) What is the strongest muscle?
: m1 b7 ^ a! Q" `3 N6 L- kThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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7 L& _5 U$ F) J W0 E1 z6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% I) S' C3 i3 V, C
The arse hole is always in front of you.; o9 b& @# t5 z/ o! ]& a4 e
4 j5 [/ j @5 y2 U0 W7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? S# Z! k, P' X) r/ a
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!5 u8 X0 `- \% a: W
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 N5 x. E$ D$ A. C7 yThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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