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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% S7 _& @4 P/ T' J, P: _2 s
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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9 C$ K8 x- W4 m: J5 p2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 K, U! N% m3 Y; X0 R! O& w
a.They give like hell.
; Q' e' _* ^6 H5 ~" o9 mb.They do not yell.6 `& Z8 P8 W0 R- e" n7 i
c.They do not tell.
% | F4 t& @6 _/ w* n# o6 O2 nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: r, b" W$ _; a- B* h: L0 w' S5 F9 O
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 l a% ` f. a; B9 r7 e: w
- a HEART to love him,
. a; Y" k) N8 S* ^# O% Y- a DIAMOND to marry him, @5 g& q2 \- D/ H8 S; S
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
; |* S% G+ |% a; Z! j* u- a SPADE to bury him!) d$ A+ V" h- y: c" N; u) r
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* a7 P& T. D. T+ n7 F; U, ]3 BBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
. g0 a; _& |% yThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!# S; Y. U7 L. U: I& U
f" F+ j E8 S! S+ I% Q, w$ |6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?$ [4 L0 @, P" Q7 g
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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8 O6 N* A5 ^- N; @% y5 d( u* y$ [2 Q- g7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 H7 T- Q( a( C7 O m- @
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 ]& c6 Q9 E0 |5 }$ E
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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