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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 z) e: C4 ^5 r/ }
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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& h0 l5 e8 O6 Y) W3 I% {2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ H& _" X; S1 _# Z
a.They give like hell.
1 \: ^+ w' ~, y2 |b.They do not yell.! W6 X r5 i M& V3 Q0 ~2 ]2 v- l2 j6 x
c.They do not tell.
7 g5 ^2 a' m# U+ _2 w6 V8 y& W$ W) pd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.7 B3 T! F+ t; @8 z4 X6 }1 D7 j( d
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:; ?) D7 f8 o6 b& I
- a HEART to love him,3 R1 S9 b+ Q% }/ \% ~
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' a( r9 B- C/ R0 `) d* E0 Z- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 Z# ?1 P0 I$ k }! ]
- a SPADE to bury him!0 }' M* t# u' P# s, J# @
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 Y# E, k$ P2 x1 X) WBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 x/ S& `, q+ tThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 r3 i) `, v* R0 p
& Z& u x b# G, ]. u2 Z6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% E4 x, ?! W* O9 K4 I! C; J
The arse hole is always in front of you.( E, P' n& t% {: D
( c2 U1 g% ]' X4 u# ~7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" }0 M: m* l9 o2 `
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 v9 P% ?& U; N# j2 M ]9 c3 T
2 Z) O1 O/ |' F+ y: U& J; ]8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- ]/ p' |: ?: A F5 O2 D) P9 w
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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