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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 L4 e9 C! f7 ]9 t: }$ c _# V
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) |8 Z! {+ c A+ M' b. C
a.They give like hell. 2 K, t( ?) Z) ^6 c2 B% e D0 ?% f
b.They do not yell.
7 [5 u' L* ?+ `2 z- {1 q8 {c.They do not tell.
5 y# I1 ~# x4 ~5 hd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., l$ v/ U4 h- q1 P( J. Y
% x8 x2 \+ e1 [/ K3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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6 i$ _# y7 E( z1 C: W& K5 _# O- a SPADE to bury him!, |( W5 z, W' Y7 v& G
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
3 Z9 ^7 g- ]# _' r8 s( mBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 H& U8 K# v/ ~& i' W$ e
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5) What is the strongest muscle?! y1 E. a: m9 J1 j/ m4 ?; n
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- R, [( t& W3 s" K; X; c2 _
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! _- }1 S8 ?0 j
The arse hole is always in front of you.6 U5 d. w* n' }/ t5 ~
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' S+ X3 r0 u5 [& W. {5 c. f
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: O6 m, e/ _; M6 r/ B8 @6 h8 O+ Z- c; h! n
3 W. g' `7 k% j8 Q/ J. s8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
+ m1 k# ~* g$ p$ W( i6 t& f' vThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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