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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 E. y6 ~7 }0 N
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence/ @! ~8 X$ q% B9 {0 c
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# V( [/ R0 }4 _9 w* ea.They give like hell.
6 z: z9 h8 e! [8 J# O. Y, K9 P' sb.They do not yell.
v; d: U$ K+ u" [ y+ i, [c.They do not tell.
$ J& l! P$ s+ t: ]+ `6 M5 E. dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# b. s& k1 \3 ?- ?+ R' [: ?& I) l
- a HEART to love him,
: \$ I" h7 r" a- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 e" F9 Y, x5 p7 p: Z! s, |3 c- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- M; M3 f/ k# Q4 t+ B: W- a SPADE to bury him!
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9 c" J7 r9 [& ? d' m% u4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 m) C; f- f6 s6 c0 d: _8 K) k1 e9 w
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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3 ^2 c, w3 w* U9 x5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 u( T3 l- N# M( k6 fThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: i- F M& @8 ^7 n
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- b5 W$ a& S7 y
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 N6 u3 h, m8 A5 ^% _! `9 F
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# F7 e$ w! d& A+ t C5 i
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% m* C; w2 D# ?0 {* K4 h" M4 ~The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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