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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# a. o) s6 ?& U( Q
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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9 d1 b1 s7 D2 h. S1 P# v2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 o: _( f: b" w% G% v S
a.They give like hell.
$ c0 a: p. h# J: @b.They do not yell.* @3 T) \, {. b6 _, D
c.They do not tell.
5 c4 Z* y* Q$ Q0 {; ^( A% }) Dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." U5 \) Z" J. E
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
. l/ e5 C5 X+ a/ Z2 H# I- a HEART to love him,
1 s9 j' ^4 V' H* b- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 X8 z8 |; X& s! k, \( O4 y* e' j- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. n ~% }$ T3 Y3 q
- a SPADE to bury him!- r$ }4 r. N$ }1 I9 b% e7 Z
, ^# \3 o% t# M8 v% y" i4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* K8 f2 _* L5 i7 q' s. G: VBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 i* R O0 S( `$ h9 m
" J8 B! g* ^: N$ U3 B5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ B! V c8 G4 i/ ]/ @5 WThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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, A3 A! Z% i: w# V0 p6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" L. I" r- e5 L: ~The arse hole is always in front of you., L, W* w' S( @5 G* e+ ` U/ u
6 b# y5 u* | @7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 q' o) W1 U; m9 R. YWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 G% r+ y0 N& [9 U' g; j* C2 G
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9 o" k! o1 {- p$ ~2 G
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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