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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 t; w. X9 h2 S `! m
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. A. n% N+ B3 y# c# h
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; F. t* {; q+ D* q1 e; }" @
a.They give like hell.
, q @; P: w; f# ^; qb.They do not yell.
' L$ ~* d( |5 B; ?$ T' {* Gc.They do not tell.! A' `3 C' j* z' S* {7 [2 v
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# R0 u' }( D v" D
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:/ \' [6 M# U0 d+ m' d5 E
- a HEART to love him,$ P: K. ~) p% i% ?7 t
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
1 H% w" K1 c# _0 M) D& U- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- r2 d8 T0 x- v- q# J/ ^- a SPADE to bury him!3 y/ ?' C' p% Z, ^
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" f6 \& o( i( s
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
; A5 F" V) c+ ?, uThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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& `$ P' h( I0 ?! F! E6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ B: x2 W, i6 a: \& O$ P5 T1 S( _The arse hole is always in front of you.
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% A% d6 j2 z8 _7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?$ a) D1 L3 v' B5 p3 T. v+ Y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!+ v4 e) S/ w7 L# V+ Z
. t1 t# w" K- D/ X1 Y) C; I5 D8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- Y) K6 x: x- H% T
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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