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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 L! Q2 r8 J0 V) Q4 j7 Y* B2 Y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence* `& @3 F* o* o- T' M; s0 r7 H6 u( K
( P: i0 s/ x: T9 q2 W* Q4 L2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 V7 P: @) g- B- V
a.They give like hell. ( o" r( J# T7 e K7 X/ x0 s8 T
b.They do not yell.* E- P1 r+ l" R6 Z3 d
c.They do not tell.
- U2 M5 @ N$ A( j0 ]9 Xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& y. g, h3 V! `2 c, N* `
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
% [; U: h! r- [) q6 V1 k- a HEART to love him,8 X0 R7 S& [ Y; L
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 E: m) j# V+ Y# d- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" q% X' @' c$ Y2 K4 |/ }8 s- a SPADE to bury him!9 N4 ~9 {0 l& L: S- I$ z5 O0 l% {
5 y2 o3 G/ \' E3 \6 z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% [! _+ L4 O. D, p6 K2 k: u6 \Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
% O, ?- m, @! N7 {. \- e- {% D+ }# UThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 l, F1 z0 j% z$ r
The arse hole is always in front of you., @" y. K2 r$ h/ M4 @7 g6 E
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?9 i I3 Y& K. e
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?+ Q/ r5 T6 i8 m2 D2 }
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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