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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 Y) e+ E6 F- s6 A. W; e
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" i( ~7 r" A$ U2 @3 ^9 f
a.They give like hell.
: g( ^7 I3 U8 k! z( tb.They do not yell./ X" n) ~( `5 m+ a
c.They do not tell.7 k9 M: m& N1 F3 u+ T* Z3 e0 d
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,; P( m# _9 V B6 x" H. Y- x
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 p& V$ o5 l% L' X
- a SPADE to bury him!
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5 s& `0 _( ^5 _ |4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. @8 z* i' X6 Z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' W# B |% A4 }9 K) p" M6 O
5 N1 i- r2 R- G5) What is the strongest muscle?; l# _4 ~1 W' ~. K7 m' a- e
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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: d C& K' Q: H% u6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" O' Q3 F% U4 h6 X& ^The arse hole is always in front of you.
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1 I i( V/ L1 \5 Y& N7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 b+ R$ W2 k5 R' _
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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& u) C) c, U2 c9 N, O, D8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
4 p b! E0 w6 p# e% E! [( l: K3 ^The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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