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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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t) {# ]# A4 i) i3 X1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 {3 X; L3 A" V7 a: q1 \99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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: } c5 K+ J7 ]2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. v/ p% q4 A( k# t6 D, w) Q
a.They give like hell. / C6 M( S9 `- G( ^8 }2 h+ @" W
b.They do not yell.9 H! o: h& i4 }0 o7 f
c.They do not tell.
7 }7 o, [$ b7 X) yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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! O* S+ d* R! E, L+ x3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" g3 _; v/ W& P+ _
- a HEART to love him,
. x* h" A9 `/ O7 @" J) {- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 z6 h& C2 w+ z6 T& r
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' m N K) ~3 E+ `- a SPADE to bury him!" G" j1 {3 K& `- W$ w. {
3 a( A: Z# u/ \. C9 b; \4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. ^6 A/ ~8 [$ d8 KBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- @3 ]) k- w( a
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5) What is the strongest muscle?1 q* V( _$ f$ j8 v3 Q
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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4 \# R# ?& z: P% p; g' I4 F3 p6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: O' e3 Y. @& B/ W2 a! \: q5 t
The arse hole is always in front of you.4 K, ?0 p$ R7 |+ F' U$ V
% G3 H ~3 _: V0 a N- P5 F- @7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: c; ~( l# ^# ~* t% B
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! S; v3 R$ ]8 X- C2 [* Z9 R2 b
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 p9 V& ?% Z9 r9 JThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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