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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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. m' F- n- d; Q" R- j, e. I% B1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 [" E. k- a4 }5 t" R: e99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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) \5 N1 S; X& ]2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?% F+ `. f) E$ H0 X+ h7 C: D
a.They give like hell. 6 u2 P6 F8 W0 j. x
b.They do not yell.6 c9 f: ` i+ n D
c.They do not tell.0 {% @6 w6 @9 M' A1 W3 s+ A4 W
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
I: p' E- ~$ i& Z# f7 v% w- a HEART to love him,
& A; |4 k5 N3 ~2 ~% w" q- a DIAMOND to marry him,
, ?8 O" ?7 l4 |9 q- a CLUB to smash his head in, and L# k& T: e' M9 A' ?* ~3 o
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
' i3 c; \9 m" F) Z8 W9 I$ JBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?, K! q9 u% |+ ~
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 P0 B) m1 a; q2 `1 q0 R* B
" H* f+ A* A7 Q; U+ B' E5 v6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) g1 B# G# N8 J3 V6 K
The arse hole is always in front of you.. Q4 {: ?5 M: U1 }5 u/ j) C2 e( `$ y; }
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' y5 r( f& C& L( _* ?$ s
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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& j1 u& p0 L% ~& {9 x c) n8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? z- K- i! ]' i: z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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