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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 L" Z% u" y3 k, `& b
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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9 w- q- S& ~1 _4 L% y- i2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
2 R2 n& L2 q- a. La.They give like hell. . ], i% v! [' H$ J
b.They do not yell.
; r7 d- {/ s; B! Q+ g) sc.They do not tell.
# M$ q2 y+ G7 P; m* B, d1 H8 n7 Ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ Y8 m" h1 D- Q4 \6 A# w5 l
; s3 ]" c2 l6 _: N3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
8 H* U$ j. h+ J, ? }- f) N- x0 g- a HEART to love him,4 h# r6 q5 C( D" I0 v
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 S, Z- x j8 X" L) P+ S9 k+ M4 y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, D8 d$ s' K9 W! W
- a SPADE to bury him!+ ^9 a& {9 t7 @: `3 t0 F- c
; r+ E3 h% t$ G7 [, q4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( \7 T9 q; Q9 j2 [+ Y. C. k2 l6 l% i
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 Z% c+ l; q6 F3 y7 k" V% O
# a5 q* j$ S/ {0 c/ Z- W5) What is the strongest muscle?( B( D$ \ q, `1 s9 o& l! E/ |. y
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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3 h# ?) k9 ^* C( Y# [, b6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
- Q( A9 r, m& c$ J$ [& DThe arse hole is always in front of you.; t) Y" w; e5 j9 N* Q/ x5 n' C
$ P4 Z% E3 H( w& ]0 s% B7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
( Z# \6 D! y3 B% ?. n& S- i; XWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 |) W! S% ?& l% [. t. h& K
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 }5 I/ N, n9 K2 m! J
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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