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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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6 g! s6 O2 C0 m+ g4 z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
# u) b7 a& \) Z* ]6 ?% j6 v99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 e% o q' G g4 @
a.They give like hell. 0 J( S/ \& L+ M$ l2 o+ h
b.They do not yell.# u9 p a- j4 Y' M; c0 k
c.They do not tell.3 V& j w' J5 p9 w
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: @8 M0 n7 v; ?. C2 ?
- a HEART to love him,
& d0 J, A! C7 o1 v- a DIAMOND to marry him,1 Q" h+ [% y/ Y3 l% V9 d. _
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 X& J3 M e$ t- V, O1 |8 }4 y# z- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; H; |3 x! O9 X% [; G
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, A" ]. n0 z9 ~; W$ X0 N
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
- \# x1 R2 m5 WThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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9 r) |/ X* a, n, y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 l6 x" n K m+ |( J. jThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% W% ?/ u# l# j) a
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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& Z2 u4 w3 e# [' S8 Q% Z& B: y8 ^8 R8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
- @6 c) M% d! e- h; I/ ?The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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