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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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4 E3 x3 l! f" @1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 Y% F$ }6 W* R( F+ n0 U
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% E- K% n1 N, |9 [
, d. q$ |* e2 j6 }2 \2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 { ^5 j. n6 e' Za.They give like hell. ! F0 K) L# m, y) a" [
b.They do not yell.% h# Q! Q# }" w4 ]- X7 M6 |; ?- i$ ]
c.They do not tell.; Y$ d8 y( s a) Q
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 {6 c# b. s6 V: \ R5 ]" K; j
/ z& w' Q% ?8 D0 q( e$ G3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 c2 [ Y% ?. Y$ q i6 r
- a HEART to love him,0 r" z/ p* N( |, f3 k% X4 K0 X9 _( v
- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 j: K- U2 n5 ]
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
; [+ Q( F3 Y2 W6 Z. L( O* H- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 D3 g; p/ H; G
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
X, a( J( v! m NThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!# |6 v4 u2 W' K3 o0 s2 `3 a
; w u0 X m# q6 ~) ^% {' t/ h6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 ?/ g3 r+ T! |# O* {8 Z+ RThe arse hole is always in front of you.4 E5 p* z+ R, }# L0 r
5 R0 O1 M( ~) k1 @7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 g- |; h2 a! F% u! `& C# t: Q! w
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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0 p+ | V( k) |0 x T3 N2 c i$ y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 |& E/ Q' H3 u/ L6 E* L$ k3 Z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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