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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, `/ k' V2 z, I! A- t& `
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 I! e$ O2 j3 { ^4 u) J
" }1 R+ D% k! d8 z; [2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 i G" G5 l+ }) x7 e% W" `
a.They give like hell.
+ v) p+ H J: l, Q) |- {b.They do not yell.; F. S+ t7 \6 F$ F/ o6 K' g! W
c.They do not tell.
* A7 Z. @+ H- F, ^d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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9 ~. r! I. V! A {( \- a DIAMOND to marry him,- L: r. ^+ z, m! j
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! A$ @& Z0 \ P. [% e
- a SPADE to bury him!$ R q9 K0 ~# [8 i! j8 N+ n/ q4 f5 y
& I2 w7 }2 j% ^& {4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. v5 C$ h- F8 z+ VBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
' d9 l+ s0 L9 j; @1 i' ^0 @The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( H6 v9 L8 x6 }& s2 o! D: G
' G j4 W& [( K; B; h* _: e+ H6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
; p! W' p5 L9 WThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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" ?6 t4 e( r/ N/ C: b8 K X6 y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. L; N0 X1 @% l# YWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, R3 N7 r9 I; [* G
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?" f- N# K# c7 Q4 d$ s r
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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