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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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# ^/ m& Y% z# U% F5 r! V6 l1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job1 J3 }% G' l! ~
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' \1 B2 L3 a7 l. `. @7 X7 v* w9 i4 Xa.They give like hell.
% \3 b6 u3 l$ o; A3 ~9 o8 pb.They do not yell.! {7 T1 g1 V' }8 S/ D& f
c.They do not tell.
& f" T) ~* i7 ~# }: H. Xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& F- I7 j, a0 }/ W% h
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) p8 z- ?, ~: W/ v1 \ r
- a HEART to love him,
, C* V3 a% }( Q2 j5 e [- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 O" W2 S2 Z3 R: m, f& i- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
G* K: B" H5 l/ a ~- a SPADE to bury him!# E, U. i/ H5 _1 a* L
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
5 h: Z |& K, I; l) S7 T. E" QBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ J& T. ^, x0 \ YThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: `( @4 a4 D& R' v
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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: @+ z/ G7 _7 `6 ]( h @0 b) H7 i7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 l, Y+ t' t# Y! t$ Y) ]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, ?% t: B; C6 B/ U, lThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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