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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& [# A! u9 d, Y+ N6 V* b: {
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 D& V) Z& q, Z# [3 {' s7 L
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 [+ ~9 H- Z- B' o$ K- w
a.They give like hell.
/ L9 @; d2 t. m- _/ J( \) g0 |b.They do not yell.
; e1 x# M/ B& X! e: |, R/ oc.They do not tell.
/ v8 _$ t a2 @# _d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. h( r9 w! {4 k4 T1 A
% x6 l3 _5 ?% C# N+ h3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
- }1 Y. T( U" J- a HEART to love him,
* M) P; S; _3 Z( f3 f* X" ~- a DIAMOND to marry him,
0 j6 I6 u8 e- M) T+ [8 `5 J- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. f: G6 B; `: _) B) ? D8 e0 K0 m
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?' d+ {2 f' |! y+ U3 G. t H
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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$ W. Q, ^! g. f. t( g5) What is the strongest muscle? F9 x1 _$ A5 N; Z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, j# P+ [* ? n, h8 u
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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% t0 ?& A' S; n; H% V7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 w2 }: [: y# X. ?% V9 [+ V
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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! j% B2 l4 A8 t; z+ n8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 P# S1 ]8 C) J9 LThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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