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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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& Q, h% m; s% g6 V: U1 O* C9 o5 \, ~1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! K3 }! y! I! Z: J8 B2 o1 j99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 x9 ?3 k, x# J# G" g7 A7 B
a.They give like hell.
! M/ k# R! @) c) |; Xb.They do not yell.
2 V7 H. u$ {) S9 W0 c* T3 U) Cc.They do not tell.' U+ }$ K. o$ p: c1 S+ ^
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 s8 ?) `' k6 H& V
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* \+ a; A# s# K m" p0 |- e
- a HEART to love him,
) x' ]$ E0 p' `' p! `/ l1 z- a DIAMOND to marry him,1 j( z# ?3 ~' @( T* W! m4 `
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! ?; y: m6 ?+ }' P6 ?- a SPADE to bury him!
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6 q1 t% J; P6 J2 S3 L4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! j# W# C1 o2 B/ v
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 B$ E! ^7 ~" y( ^# B: r9 k
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5) What is the strongest muscle?+ ?+ Z3 [. b- d
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 d1 W" O) j$ U
The arse hole is always in front of you.0 K* {6 J' Q" H& i0 [8 }6 \
; Z5 V4 D, I. k* ~6 r7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. i* S% p& e x5 s& @1 s `: Q: w
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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1 s$ j' W8 y: w& z m8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ I" c0 m% r7 u3 t/ K; J" T, zThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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