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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
7 C2 @" _; ?8 i j% `& N) j* _99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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# H; R: k8 n( U7 x! t: E' z) i: p& B: \2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
) p( R# y5 _9 ^; @$ ]. Na.They give like hell. 9 Y% \( k/ C4 P
b.They do not yell.
) t: L6 G0 p: A6 D8 e$ Jc.They do not tell.
4 T8 ~5 A1 Y4 @3 M% wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., F0 S: u* q2 Z: K
" e- }, M- h7 s y2 P3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
/ ]5 f4 c3 [& }; F) J9 q- a HEART to love him,2 I) K1 R. U+ G4 D! s
- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 h; T1 A( A! |, ?" H: v2 t
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
4 w5 Q% A, f8 R- l- a SPADE to bury him!' ~- F/ J( f6 Q2 t* \3 m
9 r. J. F$ Z( N2 i0 U6 v4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ L) M# g, h- M B4 hBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 p$ H9 S# Q8 P; U5 O
( @8 s! j" U1 V9 G: M' h5) What is the strongest muscle?
L* l% ?# V6 a7 X; V$ p' q& G7 UThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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. O2 @0 Q6 @3 V9 f6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 A/ \- s; J f
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 E, E# r! x( R2 MWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* ?# j. ?' M7 N6 m: j
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 }6 Q, X& S l& [' a. o+ ?5 V
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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