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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" C% D3 k4 D6 D& S$ N% Z3 Y
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# F: W' T' n4 S; \) x; ~
a.They give like hell.
+ p: ?& k! @5 g- ], }- jb.They do not yell.$ l3 K' z) D* o
c.They do not tell.' K ]8 h; r/ u# _4 C; N; u
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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2 T! R& L' h4 o9 ` D# q/ A3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
7 b2 X( s. ]. \+ J& ?- a HEART to love him,
5 u$ E* i" a9 D9 V6 q( p, V& W- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' V7 T6 c6 H! g. w4 c& T6 @& p3 ^- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
* l( P+ [, F: q5 V% u' v% c4 Z- a SPADE to bury him!3 D. P, D3 y! \; P
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% R5 c9 m8 @1 j7 J" N) |
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 V+ s5 j3 Q" ^+ n
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5) What is the strongest muscle?4 y8 c# m7 W* l# ]( M F" s$ |7 |: }# _
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 q C$ _: u; J5 u! R3 b* K
The arse hole is always in front of you.& u; R8 G* n7 ]* i! H& u
+ k& X8 N9 t) N1 H8 N7 p7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 W; ?. g- ]* [/ w7 fWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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( H6 ]3 M: D7 k1 L* g8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# f m% w K/ N: K+ `' `The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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