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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 |: V' J' y8 @% Y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& `9 S" r, l0 Q4 T
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 D) f) V# }! ?4 e6 v) Ca.They give like hell. 3 u2 m. P* F) X
b.They do not yell.( s, }" g$ J8 d- W5 U! [
c.They do not tell.
6 K; [% w! h' L0 L& O" Id.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ F5 r- V/ x) i3 ]

7 o. a2 i. i/ A. d3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 x- y; s3 q4 \
- a HEART to love him,5 b$ n6 g- p7 {4 J4 h; C  J3 O
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 s, M* ?$ S, E# t# c- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: {" N5 u5 F# |: A8 i
- a SPADE to bury him!
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1 P! l1 k/ D2 d4 s) ^; r/ p) U4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ Q, C& N/ y+ M9 k
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5 e- f& q) ]8 g+ K$ x8 D& \5) What is the strongest muscle?1 P" }* a* b5 ^/ x& e
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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2 ]! t2 x, {  a  J5 Z. L6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
: b1 H+ o0 `/ iThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 p! r: u6 g6 z" I" k9 k' n3 ?
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8 O* f, ]- Y# I! Y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! J6 ?) a% T+ [' uThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~, x2 F* D" W+ q# M( {
keep it up~~3 i$ ~7 g, z/ c7 i
cheers
that is great
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