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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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( U* e: ^9 O; a2 }9 }1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# w. n6 o% z9 t' \8 z. f `
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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/ U r8 r4 s" g2 u2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 r& P- T& {8 X' X# f+ \a.They give like hell. - [, E: f e% O8 m% j6 J
b.They do not yell.
7 @/ g& H, Q& \2 k: A. U$ fc.They do not tell.
) G, o: x' \: d) Nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ w+ d# `# [# C
4 ?* o( M% \, v6 v3 ?* H3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 H' _# S! _% s( b$ E
- a HEART to love him,
7 [6 a1 A% Q% N, w+ p5 T- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ J: _9 }% R% D% u. c( ~- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" ~. i8 o% q: I9 T) ~- a SPADE to bury him!5 a$ R. R' O* T3 C
1 {) r* ?+ U* M, c/ Y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 c x) t9 C2 CBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: f. @# m8 N- B7 L
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
2 w, W1 {( x0 ?7 N: o: R @# bThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; t/ o) t/ E* y8 t7 M+ R5 r
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" X2 \5 X0 z. c/ I+ k; c2 N0 sThe arse hole is always in front of you.& E/ o7 w, b9 b3 M
6 a4 M% l5 f7 e5 }$ o: a" m7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
$ G, ?7 [1 n5 X. K/ ]# e: l8 tWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: H" X8 b3 G- N( y
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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