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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ c4 D5 r# f2 k1 b! l! R) [99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence P- x* |, \* E; j% y& h( R# Q
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 h7 J1 P) C/ |' Q7 n& s4 }3 P$ h- G
a.They give like hell. # C/ f$ b4 R) }( K) {4 R
b.They do not yell.4 z$ t4 V8 m( p; ^5 |) u
c.They do not tell.
/ n# f5 _3 h' D- m* w. N# G+ u0 Td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ B7 l# E# o* ?
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 x0 @1 C% M4 M4 b/ z
- a HEART to love him,, u- G' B! ?2 }8 O9 S l
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( k2 K: t: C/ H l7 P) k- a CLUB to smash his head in, and# w+ o+ G& k& W6 v- [$ }
- a SPADE to bury him!) \& {7 b# y3 w
$ m4 ~: b% C1 M- |( b9 B& e% g* K4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% F) J% J1 g9 }9 l s
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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" N8 U. q6 g4 z1 t+ S+ d) u$ M5) What is the strongest muscle?+ [( M5 C/ I7 P! i: }* T! i Y# L
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( D( D. j2 y# W" h
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 M! z2 U& K9 ^( G5 h4 u( a9 r
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# I4 v/ w% A, a! |$ L0 qThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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