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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4 u6 w% {* ]: k$ H7 a- Q1 }0 e x4 X
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' l* J0 C9 D S0 V3 N2 L
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! ^' u: a( G( f# A8 @2 s$ ^! Wa.They give like hell.
9 x8 N3 |! V. P g, R' T2 ?b.They do not yell.
3 J8 K: i- y/ l% tc.They do not tell.0 ^3 J: E6 K1 x' n) E* \6 _
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# O# Y- |- c2 l! {# Z& o6 i
2 s" k- C4 L5 I* X% E: L0 L3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
- _2 r- s! K/ u. e7 c- a HEART to love him,5 f! u3 X2 v9 E; i" H9 E
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 g6 Q1 g/ Y% b+ V5 X) s6 g- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 L* F4 s) [$ N8 V2 {
- a SPADE to bury him!' t" z- v+ T: ]/ R" p3 l# C" K
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ \( s- Y# h4 k* [; G
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ P( X0 I2 H$ W# B
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5) What is the strongest muscle?) j$ ] G+ I- j3 @4 A/ f7 Y4 P: u
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ Z% O) P8 c: O5 `# G
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" j- i9 J' X* o3 }2 L* O' pThe arse hole is always in front of you.4 D t/ J7 q8 u- f1 e9 n( u, N b
, @# K: L# d: A5 Z- c0 O ]' Y n7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" n# h% g1 K: m; X ~" p' JWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. N7 g2 w& e, o$ Z/ L
- r- L1 p: |* x0 r8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
- h; [7 E; r; Q# `5 {The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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