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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& l6 q2 U+ [( a G& R4 m
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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- B1 r, {0 E3 [2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ H c8 G% r) k; G1 g e
a.They give like hell.
( i3 g" H i: T( g8 mb.They do not yell.5 m% N( R0 B2 a. Y& ~( A
c.They do not tell.
3 e$ B( S3 Z; Ld.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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* C: Q; i# D. O- d9 @8 c3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
0 e: f8 m- \" y% \+ {$ q- a HEART to love him,- r- _& H6 w+ B* R
- a DIAMOND to marry him,) @" H( O0 ^+ `+ J* E
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, l* b7 J% K* V1 V- z E
- a SPADE to bury him!# d$ f0 d- c3 p% y0 ~4 l
" U! l; r9 ]( ]. F1 l9 x( s4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ {3 R1 C4 I* @
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
! F& p0 |% w/ X% \& v5 Q7 VThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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$ _1 K. t, ]0 B+ N6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 `7 W" S/ ~9 D g( _- q9 Y4 V8 ~
The arse hole is always in front of you.% u8 G: U: `6 [; p1 S% l
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
j) e2 c/ U+ k: DWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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0 R! ~' J& n: e! n8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 N; ~& z1 C0 t2 E
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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