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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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7 c! R, ~4 N( s" V+ ~1 Y% a1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
# ~& i K# d$ u$ r99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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# W* I+ B. _6 Y7 X- L2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 F; Y. _& {' m) D, Za.They give like hell.
8 s0 Y M6 i, [! V' rb.They do not yell.
- Z5 \/ f+ Y5 w" Bc.They do not tell.; }7 R" M0 M) {' R8 `
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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1 \8 k: d+ {' \) B, C3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
; U, n3 D5 _+ w7 m ]! I- a HEART to love him,
& r# z( I# c' U4 f8 q- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ }( s9 O5 ] t* l* T- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
* ]" _: d/ D) J* S8 l# L; t- a SPADE to bury him!8 g* {# [2 e# H% K3 y
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?5 P( ?* U, {6 {4 j. o5 Y
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?, q: K# C, \$ h+ t5 g& u9 T& H& \
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 I6 I5 u2 R1 ~& |: U
+ o$ ]5 y; N# l& p7 E. d. i# Q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, J4 e, B( X$ D, A
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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0 V- t: Y/ Z! }$ S7 d2 Z6 n5 E7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
( w2 l( @; Y# y+ }; CWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!- E3 y- t4 i0 s& q
: u, \# [* w( H& z6 `. ?, }; p8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 f) o5 D9 T- `5 u% h4 vThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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