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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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8 K- ]) p. O; @! M+ q; H1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! [& `+ m7 Q( Z* F: z, q4 u
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?' |, h# E+ Z! h/ e
a.They give like hell.
; S' u6 \1 p+ p0 n" K# z: F. ^b.They do not yell.+ ?# m; b" r( X( R
c.They do not tell.1 a$ h# z$ ~1 e
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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; D, P1 q7 M: R/ z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 t0 Q" s5 h$ T( K
- a HEART to love him,
% }- p: @! s, O8 D! U- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( N$ {9 l6 M3 b. Z. F7 J- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
* Q! ?0 C5 W4 T- a SPADE to bury him!1 {6 i% b4 k- _" F* K ?& s" k+ a- o
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ E+ }4 a6 v3 e, `Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! B3 h( B8 T z0 g
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5) What is the strongest muscle?0 Z4 {# U/ U) A m+ I' n
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 k; |. Q' \/ m; X5 V; k- P
The arse hole is always in front of you.1 ^, J" f) J6 k O4 D$ B
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
E6 t# n$ D% v' c% Q! zWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) v. H: W* w4 @7 ?* i
4 I3 E& w1 U2 {. j3 A# J8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: U- m5 k* N8 K! }; k" L# Q4 A; YThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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