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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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- N0 I4 _) e7 O% p8 C% x1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
) h9 v1 m+ S) e; H6 \99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?9 m n# p' v/ d! M& l: n0 f, _
a.They give like hell. # e/ Z0 z4 M+ c$ c& M8 O
b.They do not yell.$ {: f5 W* k3 W1 t0 y0 V
c.They do not tell.
, W7 L6 ^# f! |) \/ ~% r( n0 fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.7 K2 D8 p- X: d" z, Q
3 t! m! C; k3 p+ h( m9 D: e3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
* i9 s1 e" A# X8 K q V7 b- a HEART to love him,
/ ] f, C/ b7 i3 A/ C) h% N- a DIAMOND to marry him,. }( m/ R5 W2 l" R6 R6 Z
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
; p; @' B" f! q) [) u: ?- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% m7 s8 g l# M: K- [
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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/ m6 \" @' T, r5) What is the strongest muscle?6 f& C. `" L9 Q0 r
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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4 e% `" f4 N/ y- i! j0 U& B# |6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! t# e0 s- M7 x
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 B5 U+ ?) K6 l& ~% ?0 }3 c
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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3 N4 g. v* l- r# H1 h4 q0 d8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- ]4 O- ?" L( g
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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