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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4 j8 ^8 ~8 U$ F1 l: F& M6 ]4 r, V# G. @
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 c9 l# X* A/ q9 d5 Q5 ]
a.They give like hell. , c# l5 H0 B$ X# d. R" M t( R) d& h; f
b.They do not yell.; F# X. J1 }2 ~* }5 S
c.They do not tell.
2 R9 Z$ `% A2 w, w1 Y, E2 id.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 A7 P3 y4 a8 _2 X& n
8 C0 R* t6 b# K) z3 r4 A: A3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 O5 c# k p8 d. q% p c
- a HEART to love him,9 e3 U) h8 G* {. w
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 i6 [+ p; d9 p$ ~* X1 h- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
: ?: V) D `8 H4 _0 p0 o% r- a SPADE to bury him!
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9 A! N1 f# i4 B6 Z' J% Q4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( d+ O; E \, g7 v* O/ V/ Z" } O
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 f3 V- _- s. i0 U, K
+ h2 O: z9 e- F+ O' v% D5) What is the strongest muscle?, K9 E- a! H- c
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ G: `0 W n1 p
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?$ x7 {+ N* B5 B( o4 ~1 L
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" H8 ^2 s0 S7 QWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. q) m8 f3 `* p4 f) X
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- {. b/ d: k8 Q3 y8 w) Z2 r
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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