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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job; v; |  Q7 Z) L( D) c6 q: E6 @
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 {0 l: i7 }/ k$ \6 i& b9 q! E) K
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 p' n4 W8 Y* m' G
a.They give like hell.
( R3 @" _6 o8 x$ h9 o8 t! s% ab.They do not yell.
( u$ a9 p; p% [' P/ y5 Ac.They do not tell.0 _0 N8 _8 K' m% I( ?1 C
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 f  W$ w( c. j' U: [

/ x, v/ K- E7 D: m* b3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
$ T& @9 N: B! p- B3 R- a HEART to love him,
" k) B% Z( k) d4 N  o% H& n- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 u4 B5 d5 q3 T" J7 Z
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 D& g- W8 N  _% \, h5 }7 x2 x- a SPADE to bury him!3 O* e( L7 s. ]5 x

- k3 D6 }5 v* @- ~4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* q' _6 r; z4 u4 |2 |2 G* e, o
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% r6 p+ p! S. h( r( t0 o
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
; h. t1 C/ z2 C, N7 x: t3 X8 E; aThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ _; ~; r/ A- u1 H5 J3 T

7 b6 t; y7 _/ m1 S/ f6 G7 H) e, v6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
: C+ {7 m% P% n3 uThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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: M2 l& |' @& b0 }7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 {& ?8 X& d' ]1 ?/ |0 y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) L$ ~2 U% \2 O- O
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
- Q! J( f. i0 O% }. o2 CThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~" m" n3 q3 |7 I
keep it up~~
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that is great
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