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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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3 q6 ^7 S9 c" w, o# w1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% j( }( y0 R1 W9 G
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 V. y2 r1 b- A* L* `* {# }
/ `# U$ u+ J$ E/ D% u- _, S2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
- L# [+ V2 Q+ j3 K" F+ ya.They give like hell. . [( c8 h6 C+ _& b( h5 a7 J! k
b.They do not yell.
, ~ G: i# U% J( l; vc.They do not tell.
7 o: G" W3 M! Vd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 T) B1 G& q2 j( E% y4 I
& c- q1 _$ b( q& ~) T$ |3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" _ y0 f ~, g7 t7 R- a HEART to love him,
) B: m$ x3 J9 T$ ]: k1 ]. o- a DIAMOND to marry him,2 r$ V0 T" p/ \& E7 z) N
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and# v3 t$ l1 u. D8 x: E. O
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4 P% O: I8 ]* K/ r2 |. s4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% K+ P8 c0 S6 v
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ z8 b( N$ `1 J, ?$ D( h; ^The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, m6 Q9 @- b8 V" D( t6 p
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 W" g. {3 H# P3 O1 v4 I
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? E( E' {, W% x7 V, ]: ^- U& ]
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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- ^( K& T& u" C1 F, j: B' G) {- n) j8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- o) s5 g$ C, V' [. {" m* D' z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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