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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 |7 x5 Z9 ^( B
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence9 @ h S8 p, ~) L! x
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
2 \8 I- i+ X: ~; E/ V; @a.They give like hell.
- j* J3 N5 F, `" I( c* k3 fb.They do not yell." F7 E* I- r" N# }- j
c.They do not tell.
# h1 I, f1 s5 R. O- m5 Gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.. K) e- L/ z( Z5 ]8 P3 [
5 B' t, N! _- u9 C7 ^3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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3 ]/ g* [# [7 ~- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% C" s+ w: z% k2 q9 `Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
: G* V9 }- c9 _$ C* M4 FThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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" C& m0 z% U% a1 n6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
S" P; k/ ~, ]$ mThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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/ j k1 d; U, ?2 K7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?, o- v" a+ r. C
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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$ z' q8 s) m9 V* |8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. A% v7 i; P5 g0 ^: j- |2 U3 H1 ?6 \
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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