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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 l' U( s! l! d, E1 j
a.They give like hell. ) A* l( i9 ]" b
b.They do not yell. ]' L$ F7 `; }% [2 \' u/ G* s
c.They do not tell.
! N5 j/ N0 |& B5 E- ^* @d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
# P: A x' o& A4 J- a HEART to love him,# N4 G) s; ^ {1 {( a, I4 u
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 ^* a. b. z0 D- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- H P! u; D: b0 g2 A) P# `- a SPADE to bury him!: b5 H" D+ E, F! G- ~! f) P. P
2 D5 \/ Y: H2 M4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ L) W- {% {0 ?! y" j- ]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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" Q1 w8 Q6 ]) [+ e5) What is the strongest muscle?: Z3 a& n- w1 D- b
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 r+ _# U' E5 T/ M& e+ M
3 M: X0 g* ]4 {( ^/ j6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ L0 N' J) q9 f# pThe arse hole is always in front of you.5 I2 L. _2 _# h8 G+ u; X
' u* F" u: {7 o' y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 W& {% F9 f2 `2 B/ f# I4 @
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* c5 s r! ^* b8 Z- vThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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