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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! M& E1 _+ ~( k; G! u99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 m4 ]8 W5 ~1 Z$ Ia.They give like hell. / Z: v K& j: _6 g- G8 e3 L0 g
b.They do not yell.8 Z4 @/ S) F( w3 Q
c.They do not tell.7 L: z# m+ U8 H7 r2 w
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
R' W4 d6 _+ W- a HEART to love him,
" j/ U% ?+ i3 S4 h! z1 s+ G) q" y- a DIAMOND to marry him,
* c& |' ^# i- Z5 E& s o- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 W6 M& E9 Q0 C* g* Q- a SPADE to bury him!2 ]9 V7 F6 ^, L) J4 I
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
; t8 k4 T8 N& J; VBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- H/ P* g& T8 j
# |) t% f8 ^3 u3 C# t; D5) What is the strongest muscle?& f% I: s8 i$ P
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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' P: c4 \& i/ [6 A6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 \# y/ p [/ D& EThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7 N. A. g$ D! n5 P7 y! ^7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ ] B- U# }0 W5 iWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* D8 z& I+ {2 \
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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