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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( V% U: x8 d7 \: R. n4 \) g$ }( q
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: V7 F Z N' ~/ aa.They give like hell. 8 J- ~- J$ B5 u, c4 N
b.They do not yell.
# f: \+ H9 \: G- u q3 @; \1 tc.They do not tell.7 R/ C; [+ z' F1 D* i
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 D5 c# P" {" E/ w
; O9 s- X! `& }" [ @3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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0 L- a4 Z: ^3 @4 E0 o- a DIAMOND to marry him," {: Y7 H9 X" {2 f! E
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 v$ F% _/ e( ~
- a SPADE to bury him!4 q2 J1 D+ O7 q8 V- ^4 K" _
1 d) \1 @; E3 G& E: N" e4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& L' Z0 X; q& c0 O0 N9 Y* |4 DBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& Y v5 Q5 a) }+ N, \* P& i
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5) What is the strongest muscle?8 f: d8 D. ]. Z! P
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 m6 I8 y9 B9 j" x3 J# N
+ V( p+ \- K& D$ j, \6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' p) B& g( g; |% g& _The arse hole is always in front of you.
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5 R2 }) q7 G0 t7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0 i3 X# D$ o9 J' E3 f O
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!- R# ]" G' K1 W5 N! L
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?( B+ X4 Q5 e& g) ~: B$ }
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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