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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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$ B9 P$ d& \5 v7 e1 R# a; t7 F! V1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' a# B% J# ^1 ~
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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% \- f! B% S! R W" ?. d2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; x7 b9 v+ \) f3 z. R! ]
a.They give like hell. ( r7 b: N: @% U
b.They do not yell.
2 D8 n# t; C* y4 A* |3 q2 D$ gc.They do not tell.
0 [3 k. d2 q/ P5 b s' bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' k G7 z2 z; W2 I9 S, E
- a HEART to love him,
4 d- p, K0 |6 k8 ?- a DIAMOND to marry him,' c" \ x6 X% l- s3 D, C
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and O# L4 n2 o) O9 [/ @* D+ f
- a SPADE to bury him!( @( ?: M4 k4 E
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. D4 s! B! F8 R! J, Y! P! ^5 ^8 O: T# ~
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later$ `$ U& ? e0 G3 S! Y
7 r2 \5 ~7 J, z* o5 `& A& g. n5) What is the strongest muscle?
" W3 @5 \; D% dThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 I# N; w8 O) O$ K/ O% J
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? D/ J" E4 e& G* x9 `
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, e( s3 d& ]1 B
0 c1 k3 g# V" [% I; l4 G4 b8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 r/ P( P% i# V- A
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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