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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) V6 `# U6 g' x( f
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' q% |1 |8 O! La.They give like hell. % r0 K7 n3 C4 \1 K' V; @ _% M/ x$ a- H
b.They do not yell.
$ v, z8 w& d9 J5 qc.They do not tell.
* A9 ] D$ P0 n$ l. Zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( F* m( [! u5 [
- k/ W# p" B# [' V% ?3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
. `2 _- n+ |9 U3 q$ G- a HEART to love him,' C2 `4 a P; D4 t3 p
- a DIAMOND to marry him," Q3 e- `: d! e& {! [7 T
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% @5 v5 w; _% c+ Z2 p8 C
- a SPADE to bury him!" r6 i7 U t3 E8 e
/ j5 u# n1 ^1 g3 y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 K; w$ }/ Z1 t
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 z, _# E) H5 e! W- R
$ P# c$ P; Q" _3 X4 C! V, W5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 ^- }- D2 r: ?, kThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, B: o4 i( m% z! g
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 r1 s7 U) N @; d1 i$ j: u
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) u& v' X+ t. c. @2 C- ]
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ b. I: t1 E$ s4 L, q
/ p B0 e0 L& l9 N/ R8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 x2 I |( t: ]9 W1 j8 C
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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