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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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6 Z4 ?0 L4 k+ m1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. e& j7 H% o) H s& h9 v9 x99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: N# y4 z- b6 I+ _8 {! {$ r X9 s
; E2 C8 F7 E7 c* q, J9 g2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( {9 N3 Z4 S/ B" v# ra.They give like hell.
* |. ~& O( G( l7 |: i9 w& a; ub.They do not yell.
' c" [9 A7 y# k* m' ~c.They do not tell.
- Q$ O& D, O$ X5 A3 ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.7 Q6 @- m" ?: Q9 E$ m
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
$ [7 U7 z6 ]( z" s: j1 Y5 h# q6 H& G- a HEART to love him,! c+ s) E0 ?% v. ]; `
- a DIAMOND to marry him,' i8 W% L/ i" P: \+ u
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 _3 a2 q3 c+ d! Z1 u l) q( N
- a SPADE to bury him!- P, z Q4 }, W! S; Z7 x% |
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 x q. I5 w) O& G0 F5 T) \" {
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
( D" |4 D, W* SThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ c" ]2 o8 R. T5 P& L m1 n
5 K( [' n" \% L5 |: Z6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
; j# P. K. |% ?* c1 C, |0 @3 S9 iThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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1 U4 f# F. P5 P2 e7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
6 C7 V9 O6 s7 W' }8 LWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ i4 p* C8 D- v& G; K
, H9 z/ \& y) \0 z* A, d8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 D9 \# z& n2 u5 I4 o& KThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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