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; c/ y) `; k) c  F4 _' B: v) h2 @$ ?1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 r$ r5 h$ }( c/ }. u! p99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2 u5 J, l5 w! }/ v2 O2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: x3 A) @" L! Z. G; Ia.They give like hell. 1 X+ y- C0 Q9 |7 c  g6 c2 c' z; W& W# v
b.They do not yell.1 @1 |& [2 i# b$ \8 v
c.They do not tell.
' [6 f/ I" D+ D2 L' R4 q( ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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' S) X; X+ }3 ^6 T* X& z8 \3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
! V3 n: ]; ]% _1 q! \: Z- a HEART to love him,4 K" o5 g2 D8 o7 I8 l/ a  E
- a DIAMOND to marry him,: n' o* k) F  ?8 N: Y! J- w! b* M0 W
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 j# G# e0 d9 C+ X- h! `  @- a SPADE to bury him!
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8 n  C* C& T) H% u* e# d4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ n; Q3 Q. R/ b
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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6 o9 I) T6 T, O; M' z5) What is the strongest muscle?. d1 ^" r! p; j$ ^" N- I
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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' x+ c6 i% X) y/ R7 U. m6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
) N3 @2 d/ _& f6 }The arse hole is always in front of you.8 D: A* s1 J5 ?3 M* E  @1 ]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?  p; R6 ~9 z* E" s8 U5 q0 Y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* u  R  x: R  i# j) b. t8 o8 n7 X
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# G! B. J5 \% h
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~* {# @( M6 {4 ~$ B. e. O5 o
keep it up~~
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that is great
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