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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) y* z) s- C6 f
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence9 W G" t8 m; _) q8 x) e, d- N, W
( [ Y4 I1 e% `( J7 o2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( T& B( P* D4 k( N" ^$ c% J% k3 za.They give like hell.
8 V J4 g) S1 D% W" t1 o0 ?, kb.They do not yell.
8 m2 B1 |% |. p; hc.They do not tell. q/ Q9 o2 T2 }
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" t0 X6 g, d- P+ d$ i! j5 k- a HEART to love him,
! B. o4 P# }! ?) _0 D0 m% b! p- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 n0 V9 W$ \" P
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* |7 X) r& `' ^$ U! d! E7 v9 ]) l
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- H' ` ]* L c P$ L! f: i+ A0 S( Y1 G* O
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, t/ |, z6 s. u5 c: I, ?9 i* d |
) R/ v1 Q& m9 n( K9 A7 ~5) What is the strongest muscle?2 Z5 b& V1 p+ [6 Q5 |0 \
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- O6 a5 h3 n, G5 ]7 y
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! M# [1 Q& T4 i2 X% ?4 k. h5 I/ C
The arse hole is always in front of you.6 @" h$ H+ X% F0 t
. ]1 K7 Q$ f) E* m6 G1 b6 _ w% S) _ W7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0 r$ G% A# p3 E+ ?' i5 M
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& H& K2 O; p( R7 Z5 H$ W
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
/ K# \( c' B7 E/ w' TThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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