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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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6 [, k/ p5 {9 ?# x. t& z3 L2 ^) b# `1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! d( m3 y; x4 o f" l! Q" S" K/ z99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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" R1 A2 n X( n% G2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( i) G1 W. ?2 X- K1 U# wa.They give like hell. / C5 _& ?9 N) B- u
b.They do not yell.
1 y* g7 E9 n9 |- Ec.They do not tell.4 h' ]6 w" `6 F& R
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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, H8 }% I `; s+ c' c/ W7 U3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
/ |5 s6 H* ?+ }4 F2 B. d3 Z- a HEART to love him,
7 a* [% d$ c# G1 |0 z- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ K/ o( L% E- G1 O4 q% j
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
1 t: ~' v8 R. e! j; s, n" q- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" ?1 O, o& H* A1 v" K |
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 [, ]/ v& v' }4 _$ y
, c; o( s. Q: |# g1 K1 k I5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 E9 m8 \6 r$ _0 U: G" ~% @, S! wThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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3 y' Y1 F8 r+ C# V4 ^6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' V: L9 C' W4 R
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& q( {% @0 p$ c
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: e s ?0 Q2 d# _/ O: w$ w& e y# y% ?
. {4 f1 M7 A: b0 H6 k# t8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, H/ U- r6 i6 }9 A; L% R
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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