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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 {; w! e# [5 Y5 N& e) t2 I$ G
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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; _* m& s( a& i! ~8 `2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 x! O2 B/ a b" a4 g7 Y( P
a.They give like hell.
# U( l5 P+ }5 C2 @5 n& j# Yb.They do not yell.2 L( S8 G# T/ d* Q, c9 y
c.They do not tell.( Q* P7 r+ K" X+ J7 H3 o9 Z8 `. O
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( E' l, e9 B& y" n: A: J
/ o5 B7 m! k1 L: a# `% O/ U3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,# ?- @3 z- @8 F3 ?! M+ w/ q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' T& @2 ^6 e. |+ e" i- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( C. \ {2 e; P8 h! wBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 y5 j8 `+ j5 k5 g7 n/ T
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 V$ Y7 u: ~& ^, wThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! q( L* K! J+ m0 K- ^% LThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% _, \$ Q) R$ f2 A8 sWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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1 L* I7 r# V6 t. Z6 }8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 [% W: j3 t# K. V2 o2 p" q' f
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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