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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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/ l" R( I$ Y1 R- t1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 |$ E6 I$ c$ W% @99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: [7 I6 U' {. V: {* Va.They give like hell. , V8 s' k( S7 ], C3 \9 W5 B
b.They do not yell.( {" a/ d- P+ v
c.They do not tell.
+ s, }6 H& C m( g* Md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
: |- u; n9 w& c- a HEART to love him,. b0 X0 [# ~. `! K2 T
- a DIAMOND to marry him,' I1 G: E$ _: T" [3 k( N6 z
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! K% ]0 W2 h# W
- a SPADE to bury him!
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/ D' [/ ]/ ?+ W+ S$ j5 j0 n4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; l1 g. O D- [
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" \4 n0 Y# _( }0 S! B. o
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 ?8 Z& W% \, }) r5 I' iThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 V5 D1 c2 D" t; Z3 L) }The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 S( R, Q; |! K* Y2 e0 jWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 a b7 @4 G) P9 d" I
' ~" e& P$ A! Q8 S! Q/ e8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: A- g' t2 E3 a; RThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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