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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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, q6 F; l6 x0 l: D! ^" j9 J1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 t) P$ b$ b% R' @99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( c- C. S8 D: d. p, p, U* i
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?' s. G0 h9 i, c! @/ i& v: {
a.They give like hell. D9 X4 H% C* t- S5 i
b.They do not yell." e. z4 F6 i4 k0 j1 U$ P/ B
c.They do not tell.
r1 S4 b2 R) @d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: i, f3 [- c! z% ^6 F
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
3 g% k5 ?& E: O) e6 C- a HEART to love him,
# k; m( ]2 u5 n# I r: x9 u- a DIAMOND to marry him,
8 P+ h2 }2 i7 {' @- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 Q0 z* i" w1 k- n3 A( w9 y
- a SPADE to bury him!4 @ }: x, u8 h% c
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) _, w9 D# N% U+ @0 M. K$ mBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# Z& S3 _: l$ v/ e6 y4 o+ N A* w# d
! @* _9 l- ?# t3 S0 f$ L5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 |; t/ h1 a6 s2 h q6 \The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
* n, @/ l- R# z1 {1 C0 A% R4 {The arse hole is always in front of you.) b4 n( l1 {& ^$ m) Q
. {+ \8 _' Q) c' W7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# Z9 |2 ~; g% W4 |; i" pWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) R' p. ~$ E8 o# \
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 O/ b+ ^0 e4 Q, ?. g" MThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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