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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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. ^4 q9 {3 {! N$ s" V1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
" Q5 F! x w( @9 R$ d99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" @" w+ F( Q5 S, @
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 \1 Q! L7 J+ N0 z4 D2 q
a.They give like hell. 9 a) e# j6 E3 S+ e% D
b.They do not yell.# c) R( I/ H& H$ c
c.They do not tell.2 z- H+ i" w2 Z6 P8 |: Z
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" m! o+ @9 w7 \5 x) O) y8 O
- a HEART to love him,
* T& k* D; J) C0 ^1 o3 q- a DIAMOND to marry him," ^: q9 {8 X/ O4 A' \! T) w/ N
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" n2 c% U2 L$ P" e, A' c
- a SPADE to bury him!
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6 T0 B% z% n( M4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
- ~& H- h3 a7 ?3 `2 P' k3 B7 wBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, G0 K; E* x9 B3 N
* R- p8 R. d* X7 U5 B5) What is the strongest muscle?% D- R y* y$ s6 g
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 L& |0 ^" m* dThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? s' Y# g0 i3 v
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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' Y2 y: q/ [; P8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
[( x" T% M' Z. PThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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