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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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3 C6 l4 K5 l. p0 ^1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job+ h9 H# j( f6 H @
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence$ P- @/ V i7 J+ h! f
: _4 m& _, Q# P" R. D- ]( |% o2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 o( s; J! _- j& O* y7 ?a.They give like hell. 1 @' F" V* ], d0 }4 U/ J* M3 x* `
b.They do not yell.
' j7 i9 Z) s- D7 }& Hc.They do not tell.
+ m! p2 S$ a0 }6 x* _; ?d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 t B' Q( u9 E
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
$ X, w4 i; D0 m% \+ A- a HEART to love him,2 w( K; n' ~4 H- t0 l9 g1 x0 s4 k
- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ D% a# _9 h% _+ G# x1 U/ T( [: h; H( o
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* O5 A) `. V! H( x
- a SPADE to bury him!
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( ]8 W. ?# j- ^+ E, |, E$ i$ ]4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
- C$ U- m2 u' Z5 z# h+ q0 j2 sBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! Z# G# u9 J% R4 B/ I, i5 `
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5) What is the strongest muscle?) m2 B% h7 C" x7 c. W/ v6 N+ U
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 C+ N5 i- e5 j' b( @
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
- v6 [3 [2 \# YThe arse hole is always in front of you., l' x( M& `* O" J
2 `8 u) A5 C, h& n7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) m$ G9 h" V0 w! p( T, b& pWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8 R( S3 @" W) z( f i% k/ k% m8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 d7 t0 q" w' s$ ?# r5 S6 |' _( }
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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