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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# h1 y% ^/ A1 x$ ~4 J4 b
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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8 R2 H5 u- | i) d/ o. F h6 X; s2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* C; m; Q0 f3 ]6 xa.They give like hell. + \% P, T, g$ W% T
b.They do not yell.
- v, H- V: ?2 D0 J1 d2 O* D/ r7 mc.They do not tell.* O7 n7 y5 e* O9 t9 f
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! I/ _ _0 U; g# N% M5 o, P
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
* X1 k; v1 X; k5 P/ p- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 ^/ k3 B4 Y# w% U
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) ^2 h6 R' [# m: EBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?& ~' r2 V. @+ E6 E9 I
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' |0 e8 ~, [7 H, x; _4 Y) [
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" Q4 W( l m' @ R. ^The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
3 ^3 c+ e9 i9 A) D/ Z6 {9 z0 ~When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) ^0 R% o. d/ ~/ I9 \! K7 t
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 G: g) \2 f: i/ A7 C2 {9 }
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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