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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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3 h d( q, M+ `) g B1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 H" V+ P* n* a2 V% p7 z+ H
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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7 |' G. T* e0 h* N; b/ V, ?0 B! o2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
) z& c: q$ W! @& m3 Ka.They give like hell. 5 w. K& Z. Z' o: e
b.They do not yell.: _% }; b' x" V' m, Y: g. n
c.They do not tell.. M! R X1 a0 U4 G; W+ y
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; }0 V: n1 I9 ^; b. ?3 ]
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 e6 O( F& ~: L8 g/ H9 ?
- a HEART to love him,2 f+ a _7 \, h/ V, t9 t
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& f2 {; R% B% _, K- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 k' u. F1 t, @) D* U
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& W( y: I8 c Z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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3 W4 Q4 i Y: s$ E* n8 B5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ I* {# z" N8 ?8 lThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 B6 _1 \% [% ]
t0 n- u# T" Y2 t6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ R6 V% {$ J$ c) Q- Y6 }5 ~2 a
The arse hole is always in front of you." A/ K: g7 r( i% q
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( u4 [/ L+ M8 }9 H
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 }3 d7 q4 J* B2 G. i: Q
$ w" k! s! y3 s9 D9 a% a5 e8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ l m5 u/ b+ K# T1 w7 q% r4 i
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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