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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 E2 x5 h( J+ v$ A& z4 \" Z
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 U+ I: n. h- x; L- e
0 C: L6 _' Y- h, k2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; k8 p. s( c' M/ q% u- m3 Z
a.They give like hell.
# E- l; \6 Q$ _$ ], @b.They do not yell., ]2 i1 @5 F6 A
c.They do not tell.
5 \ @) l2 V( _$ k1 q) s1 f! r: jd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 j( r* ^* i9 @) j! b- X |, f3 b
! f9 }% S q! Y5 v3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% u0 x! O+ O5 N) f% n* \* {
- a HEART to love him,7 J! c/ n2 r1 @9 g2 R
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- r' U+ H% ~. d. o" k5 C5 w) Z- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' u0 `$ d( \- V8 e% y$ M: i
- a SPADE to bury him!6 R! i: x1 [* l3 ~' A# V R
9 D9 L# ?/ T- f5 f5 B) E6 t3 P# C( u4 _4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* ^) v( c5 f/ y& |8 oBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?/ a+ ^7 d! o" N) N
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ A8 y% ~( L ^
* m1 p7 e! U K% P9 U1 b( s6 [6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
* b& L; j+ ^1 ?* Y. j3 {. [! B/ EThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. u9 Z# ^% R. W/ }/ q$ E
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: @% B/ k6 b" A5 _; P/ Q; K
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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