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. }$ Y/ s8 ]  P4 `, {4 P: P1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job  Z- Q: N  ~4 |& _
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" g4 |9 C, N% G5 e) l& Q+ \
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) Y0 c( G9 |0 n( Z" a
a.They give like hell.
' m1 S- F5 A1 ?9 Cb.They do not yell.
) ~2 F# d9 x: ^  M. {! a& q* Kc.They do not tell.
/ u% @. @0 T# D8 Xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& ^, U# [! K, Z; g5 I6 X2 B

% I3 X) d* x5 A% N3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 s, b' k! {6 |' X- a HEART to love him,; R3 ?* P8 _/ O2 [. G+ y; J. h
- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 F  a/ r2 D$ y/ Q* ?/ \2 O' t
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' a6 Z8 g! m  @- a SPADE to bury him!
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- X6 T2 O) B$ U+ L9 `6 \# J  ?2 \4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 L) G. C+ O& t' `. s
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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/ ?2 f7 ^/ Q- h) o5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ @: M+ S. S* K  oThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 f. C# a* o0 U% g: E$ W
The arse hole is always in front of you.! f5 G/ l- M$ A; e/ |6 `
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ J  e# T; H8 p1 @0 O% w" o: jWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8 W, b" l9 y+ y9 o3 c8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 h; `: S( f' A: f4 Y4 K: CThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~
) G& ]' i* \" ~+ Z2 G& e7 F9 k: Mkeep it up~~/ x, ^" C' W  ~& W( ?# U2 Y0 ]
cheers
that is great
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