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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 M9 G- x, `- B6 A, M3 g99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2 R" K0 |% ^6 \+ U% E$ N) i* e6 {/ f9 k2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 F6 n2 P0 l" g8 o/ V! X, a
a.They give like hell.
" R) M% K8 ?. p/ P% s% Jb.They do not yell.7 S# c" Q; c* }9 K. O2 f& g. s7 h
c.They do not tell.
9 Q: F" [9 ?% J0 W: o% |/ Nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# [2 `7 k% R/ G+ ?$ S a- g% L, C7 |
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 e7 \4 {& L. [( x
- a HEART to love him,
1 m! W$ x0 y3 ^- D- a DIAMOND to marry him, @! c" N& Y9 {6 f2 c
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 o9 _* d( s7 o/ [7 B- I' {- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& ^& y5 e. R# f2 NBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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' u K3 G% M- a3 g( M7 V5) What is the strongest muscle?
) o0 v1 W. {6 q6 C/ [The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ _1 k Q$ ]' a
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
- i. x% r) P$ X' O4 v- zThe arse hole is always in front of you.9 F" {$ g8 r% I3 B3 r+ H& v7 y! _
1 }+ q1 S! `" _9 b& M: W0 r7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ b% d4 B0 t% w" T) PWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 b& C& H5 l- R" A, S8 B+ {The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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