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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( \/ ?5 n9 q9 K99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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+ A' b9 C/ I( ^1 Z) i, D* ~- j2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
% C& k: f) \3 J+ N% Va.They give like hell. 7 X5 c/ `: B7 h0 c# R* T3 ^
b.They do not yell.
2 |: }4 j: r J2 `9 `) q$ ^c.They do not tell.
' v8 @6 k4 n% `# r: [; V0 Fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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8 z0 t8 @7 B/ A9 s3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:6 T8 c ]& S6 f" z" H+ n; E5 m& W
- a HEART to love him,
. T, {! X* M1 x1 p6 v& p- a DIAMOND to marry him,, `# w$ d) \. l% ?" o
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% ]3 D2 s% Z3 g6 y/ C, [
- a SPADE to bury him! I# S9 [% v5 C9 Y8 x
- K0 B1 D& N4 U2 t0 i3 r4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( W$ A* [8 R9 P/ \' C1 LBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% O) u- g. q" m, y! V) j- c' ]- M
2 e) h! K2 ]4 n7 ~3 ^. z5) What is the strongest muscle?/ T+ P+ I; j7 J/ H; ?2 S# s; M$ z2 ]. B f
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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$ d# ~8 W. B, y" c% ~& U6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
- M% r+ }- y5 S2 B8 kThe arse hole is always in front of you.0 M$ a M# l5 @/ ^# }
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ f. ?8 X* ^: Q" e$ FWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# G6 [( f6 N8 I5 w* h
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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