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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% K; g5 a- k! |4 V. N6 f( [
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence7 [& D) L w. i! R
c' e5 T$ _& e. X1 i j0 x2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
. r$ Y4 i; O% Za.They give like hell.
& h8 \7 E7 r e7 @; wb.They do not yell.
6 e: E' o) o3 b# Sc.They do not tell.+ S4 i0 K) k$ l' r- j$ t6 n
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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6 I# V e) Q' ], C3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" ]) ~: D7 ~2 X
- a HEART to love him,
/ h3 w6 u* V$ x/ U- a DIAMOND to marry him,/ D5 F; U% k+ J2 C7 R7 `7 D& U* O
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. n/ ?5 V- n& _& k3 \* g- a SPADE to bury him!
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2 ^2 f3 |& V) s4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& y3 x, k; Z4 F6 s# OBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) M. l7 x; ~8 z3 K4 X
& f7 I$ ^! R1 ^* \9 |$ h) g. ]5) What is the strongest muscle?
6 n/ q8 L7 P& O$ |8 GThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
, S2 S4 m1 H2 C% a2 L" A3 t( sThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ W/ f6 n/ k/ _' G$ u" }" _When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!5 p2 h. R) J1 F/ D0 Y: K1 T
% |8 |# b+ _1 C# T# Q5 h8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 L" l+ H. j' Q3 L* n& E: m! EThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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