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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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5 c5 e7 E: W$ }% g; {. b( M1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 N5 O8 D% q- U
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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0 Q: T/ r' k9 i) o$ |2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( p- }, }8 f. D9 {! za.They give like hell. 3 A5 Y+ \# a0 `+ G! c7 l3 \
b.They do not yell." ?# B# h* z. w* B! K( W2 ~
c.They do not tell.* m) L7 d- O- H0 P
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 d- B* z* |& i8 i( g% Y
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 A( D8 k8 t0 ^0 T5 |# b/ D
- a HEART to love him,) X8 v9 n( i1 s- A2 Q: J
- a DIAMOND to marry him,) q# q9 w9 w' r8 o) E; I, A X
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 E* j" x9 i* y1 t* _- a SPADE to bury him!
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: i2 A; A/ V/ S! b% t" `! l) a5 T7 R4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 w1 e5 U6 G, ~! G4 l+ d1 E
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later$ P( c0 X9 C" O5 g5 V4 d
: E, K: x+ c% d7 U) R! s5) What is the strongest muscle?
; |( R+ M! ?- c/ v2 Y% QThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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( `( D5 V. h, x, E% [' E$ `" ^6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' J$ r5 f; |' {0 {0 F
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- N! g4 N' `# v- C9 W
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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. ?0 }' ?: w3 K* I' P* _: L8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# a, |4 p- q1 r1 vThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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