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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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* S' e7 J; ^1 P& y/ u1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
" G9 P7 d& W" q P2 h7 Y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence L* k1 ?2 i- S ?' i9 }! F
/ w" t8 \- B% b( E) X/ G9 ] E2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?, ?4 Z" k V$ A* h+ @; ~
a.They give like hell. 9 v L4 i2 J1 y
b.They do not yell.' q, \; H6 H; n, b+ p' K/ |
c.They do not tell.( f4 x# @$ S" `2 ^5 y9 e
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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8 D8 ?. ^5 k! i3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 O' i6 d( g3 @
- a HEART to love him,2 w2 A/ @5 G: y4 n. m: @6 Q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
6 \- f( r- u+ s- A- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
* n6 A2 @$ g% I$ p3 v$ V- a SPADE to bury him!, H! C$ u. W }9 z8 F' Q2 Q
' m6 P% K: J7 E" p" \7 Y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ Y7 Q7 Y$ j* i% ~% ^# f
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?0 Q' F2 n/ M B: O: `
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 R/ ~; ~5 y8 @+ |% X
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 R$ Q5 T% T0 k$ o/ q* P
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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6 h9 g+ {+ j; b& t$ \3 f7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ ]$ w/ w7 I( D% S- h' N& `4 \When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!6 M/ N) n9 n: _, @: @& P% H
: u: ^/ [; h% `7 n: H9 {' ~0 V/ x) P" T8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ s6 H7 G _" i e/ z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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