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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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3 d6 H( a/ P# x) W* W1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* z" k, U3 K9 b/ } |. l& }
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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8 e6 y1 e- n: |1 { a5 p# t' h2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ ] X1 H2 e' ?/ e( H
a.They give like hell. 0 O f& `" o9 w; {6 ?
b.They do not yell.
0 P0 @/ T1 \ t0 Sc.They do not tell.
1 s |2 N$ B% q9 r9 Jd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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p5 ?6 s; U& Q# F3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
8 p2 U4 @* X% a* }- a HEART to love him,
% Y9 l# v. O. c% J- a DIAMOND to marry him,
, G6 Y( X* t( V8 w! X: L- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 _4 L# P& Q m$ I, X- a SPADE to bury him!
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3 e4 n, W+ L1 ^$ m8 r4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 `6 F0 Q# Q- `% E% fBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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9 X$ F2 _. t" R! v; a1 O5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 m( V, g; ]' cThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: l* X3 O1 q3 w4 y R
Y& C$ D$ \7 I9 @( `6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 f/ r$ i; s. w0 ?9 cThe arse hole is always in front of you.' f; X6 o; ]; M! T6 o
( x, i9 H9 d e' t# g% j) @7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ e4 ]' B% L" l. F
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!- @1 e/ M3 `6 s' g0 `
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ y! D' b D! {$ f$ I7 d
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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