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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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3 ]8 a" v) J( X1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* h* t) r# g! u! I3 _
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, Q( _- q( N7 F; k7 D
( d& Z) [1 K" t e: i6 p, w( M2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
, Y; h" f. T4 H* b+ _: S0 [7 g( L7 Ua.They give like hell. " E- V/ D7 z* o. A5 G7 S
b.They do not yell.
- I8 u/ N- C0 Z6 I+ V6 x( o4 Dc.They do not tell.
( P, R! s1 A% P: nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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6 l8 c( d$ G; _5 f) f3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 e, X' r% F1 ~' }! a9 g1 j* r
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 v+ }3 }3 O9 ^7 i' r# F% A$ ]- a SPADE to bury him!& c, n: X- k/ C4 N$ F3 J0 M
6 H3 M6 P3 j4 |4 h; W5 z1 f) z" ?4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2 p& a( i# \8 C' l, k2 ?: P
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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- T6 T/ m4 s/ q R, o' ~& x5) What is the strongest muscle?" y7 E! ]! f7 e+ t7 J
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 S: x' D3 [1 t0 x( c
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 I8 W l9 S5 X4 `0 o1 CWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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7 ?5 J7 @! i+ V+ T- ^8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( Q0 o( }) t/ q* U9 O( K/ IThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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