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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 }* N+ }5 f y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 Z* U5 [6 X; m1 S3 |- P3 \, R
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( ]5 G" x, k6 ?, t- P w/ m2 U Ra.They give like hell. 9 X+ G, a' S: Y
b.They do not yell.
# J- w- g, C, |* fc.They do not tell.) h3 H1 U3 X9 k" u
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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( y. X8 ?2 E9 P; z) q) w1 u3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* P2 |# p- ~+ K4 x# h/ P: i. {
- a HEART to love him,( w" i: V! F" g4 Q0 _0 @
- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 _& x2 L' n2 p' G
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 T" X3 p" z% s- a SPADE to bury him!7 l/ E! @5 f+ |% t3 o7 }
" }7 y K( w# \& p* A4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2 M, h4 f# B2 F9 r8 s5 U2 v
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ Y. M' j6 S" e/ W- tThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 z }' N* f7 Y d9 Z: R4 l4 [
( ]6 }8 }' I6 u+ {# K3 w' i# y( F6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? K7 e! h+ I7 Z
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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, ?# ]* h- H% {, B: m7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?+ j; B5 ^/ ^2 v8 d, } M
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!6 }! d. q" L( r9 l( e3 x- O* q
2 B) [; ]( u* M3 x3 n- t8 b8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 c3 W7 s! ~# t. A( w5 iThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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