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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
" T) v* J F' I5 J: j: M R99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
2 [. R$ t8 u: |/ a- ra.They give like hell. 3 N# D9 G; d7 N/ \, y( o) [
b.They do not yell.
6 L, e) a" L9 `8 Gc.They do not tell.
4 [4 x0 O$ L% O% B) |9 `9 Z8 ]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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, D& D: p4 I5 a' G& O: q3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! k/ v8 e3 f1 x0 m7 ^- a CLUB to smash his head in, and# [! X8 z" j/ E2 W5 q. ?
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
?! z4 r/ J; j- N& pBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ J. k6 `; D: d8 q2 k6 t* L5 w
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5) What is the strongest muscle?9 Y" J% l1 i" f
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 ^ I, C5 `) l2 A$ o) U& O. v* H) IThe arse hole is always in front of you.1 ^: j: ?! Q8 N1 F0 @& R/ n
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?9 m i" K4 e; l2 @) k6 v" a+ n
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 h }! C6 _- j
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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