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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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. Z, W' y: @( N/ T3 O7 M1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 G; q, w G+ O( _99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: Y* I$ L1 r, |5 H; X; t' V: [
a.They give like hell.
4 h4 U0 e; F; Y9 |: [ U: Pb.They do not yell.
( Z( L! P/ Y6 I6 V- F" |* Q! h& lc.They do not tell.2 J" e4 _$ n0 Q8 f$ W2 j( W
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:( b" P/ x" c1 r; v
- a HEART to love him,, c( h' u+ C9 ^ ?
- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 t( W: V8 d( B/ S1 ^0 G
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! u$ Q, X: l) Q& j8 n* n) {. A2 I6 n8 l
- a SPADE to bury him!
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- K% W* s6 K( p$ }. ^4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?: Y% x3 x" m2 j; x9 J2 A V: R
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& s& C2 R8 Y" B- K9 l% {* A5 x& q
: [) k4 f' O* J1 C5) What is the strongest muscle?
& [0 y- ]0 `. s2 N' t. iThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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* J' B% s0 }& I( O5 |5 b6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 j$ q% X+ E6 ZThe arse hole is always in front of you.& y0 `, S! r: ]4 h4 s$ L
" M# h7 ^% t1 j6 }( r! Z- V7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
[" t8 k9 r9 ?$ `8 [- |When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 t& i" ?2 ?. V3 [
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 j; `: s6 a( ^' e
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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