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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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3 ], q0 Y: q& Z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: I1 y! E3 S7 f' l: M- @99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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% n( k% ~; Z. h2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! i, _8 A9 c% {. w* Q& `
a.They give like hell.
0 k$ y# ? Z! Z( h7 @$ @b.They do not yell.1 C' @1 i w' S8 r3 b. O
c.They do not tell.. m" W" V4 _8 ^; @7 ]
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." r0 H/ T' L& q+ c' I& J4 a4 p' R
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
' l9 S6 M: k, }! v ?8 O- a HEART to love him,
9 Z4 L6 v( t$ z$ D4 j8 R0 |# ^- P: d- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 E5 q" W' X1 T0 o
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! [8 |1 ]* Q0 p3 A; D& y/ |
- a SPADE to bury him!
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9 j3 }7 Y. m! b; N4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) i. W5 f1 N! G9 V( Z# i" ?$ E1 z' k( o6 yBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 A1 _* A- H0 I3 T/ s" {
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5) What is the strongest muscle?9 l0 i% J) K! r1 \
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 I8 P8 }% n% w- o& h: Y9 u
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 j7 ~3 |- N* u) ?( p+ L% `The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) A% M; t$ T2 ~* ~' V
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! x0 x9 d S. u6 z5 P
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- X/ J0 W5 W) u
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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