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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' K9 l8 z' a( |+ f7 b6 t0 P+ {99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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! Z. |; _- T7 R0 M2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 h K3 {, W& v, F. ra.They give like hell.
0 s0 ~; x2 u* f- zb.They do not yell.
; A3 m9 z. p/ M. n: J5 s: \8 {7 u' \c.They do not tell.
+ s: \9 D9 `% Ed.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& o, L" A- B& d! L- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
% y( c, D4 {7 [% O |4 E/ j- a SPADE to bury him!* m2 }, M0 K5 f; M9 i+ }. D
# u( J8 ^; `7 @' b; { G% X4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 X V/ d4 F, C' \+ S2 j' _Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?2 s# F; P. @. ~- K3 p7 c# e- n
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 j: E. [6 C3 @6 N
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
* n. C) @9 T3 v5 K3 w* uThe arse hole is always in front of you.0 g! ^$ v( u' E
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 Y7 k2 U( c: v' Y# }+ @7 }
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' k/ R' z# l- b. o0 k \+ S
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& S9 e2 U5 E0 yThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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