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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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; \( I1 |0 f: z7 g1 h/ \; `3 @1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" b) e0 _. J2 r/ s( L1 c: \9 F' C; d
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence9 x" I6 ]: B' Y; | Q# n. y
3 D5 w L: ^" f2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
, ~6 M) a6 j# ]. Q, ca.They give like hell.
2 \' C: a8 B, y: Bb.They do not yell.: Q- U& j! ]* }' I* S$ R
c.They do not tell.+ g+ s2 q* n( M! N2 ~; P
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- B1 r) P2 ]1 _1 c5 ^% V3 A
4 n+ R& ?$ f8 f9 @8 l1 ?3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, J7 P/ P) U+ Y3 N$ n/ L) y- D2 s" p
- a HEART to love him,
5 p6 Y! q$ W) X5 s- a DIAMOND to marry him,
. S* X( x! x* ?5 h0 S- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
$ x9 T/ } b+ I- a SPADE to bury him!& T9 x, L7 v- D9 `+ {( T* R
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
+ N! W {% X' @1 S$ f+ DBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
. q7 o0 C& ]& y+ S( a; KThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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% {$ d+ f: L3 Q M+ f6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& V+ j' P" |' j1 yThe arse hole is always in front of you.7 \) y: C1 J5 T" i% C5 w
3 c! E) E- d) [ C9 l* r+ N5 J7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ u; y# a$ q& \2 wWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. u4 I0 ^% L' X8 q6 H; K
2 H5 Q; H# _1 `4 E8 F8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( ]9 P. A! s# i/ S4 m4 t: r, RThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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