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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* z" R& A, z- G" p: O
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
3 a1 ^4 m9 D: Ba.They give like hell. 7 L U. _1 L( ]3 q% H0 W- y8 y
b.They do not yell.9 t* A0 k; F h% s* F: D' N/ _
c.They do not tell.& v6 h+ N6 C# u. F- N ~
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( K2 a0 N2 u: ~& a: z
$ d" F6 v1 }" X' e& p$ o* ~3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 ?5 U* V& `1 h2 O
- a HEART to love him,7 t" P2 @0 L" R, {. i N& u
- a DIAMOND to marry him,4 v% H. p0 ~2 H/ B, H; Z
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
* @: w+ A% P1 P( S! i- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 d, @9 |/ |7 L/ f5 c4 {* \Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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2 S$ p( k! [, p4 a' p5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ F3 n! y8 R& U4 h( `) W1 LThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ _3 {1 H$ R* c4 |1 C4 o, W: p
: s% S& Q9 J5 B6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. X+ U* o- A$ e& P' ~& PThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! m3 x' D3 G3 ~4 }' C) L
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! z" R/ M u: KThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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