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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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( f. D' X- }# x7 \1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: p4 D7 N' f4 X3 {$ J
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 r# ^' C7 ^/ I( t; m
3 v% N! y. r! Y# ~2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 f" [ @3 E! }
a.They give like hell.
* V9 h7 W' n: Ab.They do not yell.* ^* a$ b+ z( l6 c6 f
c.They do not tell.
# S; X5 ]6 d! l$ V# M" \' md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ n9 |- P6 B& W {" {! k
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:$ x$ X# R& }8 I% [# _5 G
- a HEART to love him,
7 u" g, f% U, g- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( o2 h2 C- Z: t3 {5 T8 x( k0 P- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ R8 w7 j; r$ ~2 P. R) B
- a SPADE to bury him!/ ?" A8 E/ `. |' {- R
, A6 T& ]- w( X9 p" [+ [5 V1 Y6 }4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% F* P: y2 b8 h" e! DBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, h7 e$ J5 V- V A
/ v8 V& O" E2 H- G: O9 `0 M5) What is the strongest muscle?) [/ i# b% q+ u$ U* |, ]3 D' ?
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 X# F1 z. n/ O$ ]
The arse hole is always in front of you.( ~4 L+ f5 W' F; k8 f' \
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 }) J. s( P0 cWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!- t) e. K6 _$ N z) Y
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 e- p! p) E% V9 o; Z: G G5 e
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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