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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
1 I+ \. @3 q1 e1 Y* e: O! Z& ^1 q1 ~5 R99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& z/ q$ g' D: h8 ]9 P' @# ~' M
' Y6 o% F* {6 l2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? J: C' P! {9 G* B0 u: O
a.They give like hell.
% c1 h+ l& R# u& w# Jb.They do not yell.
3 }: }, [* p. b, @7 U$ s2 tc.They do not tell. d3 U/ w u- o! J
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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, z8 r" w' J O* o+ w3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
. _. V8 k6 f2 X& Q- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: Q: I- r. g! @: I; x4 O
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( f6 }1 @* @& nBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?) I. O( G$ H" O- ~6 v5 k
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
; Q1 g/ @2 L0 G8 n9 k" V- KThe arse hole is always in front of you.7 N% J$ y: e6 }( _0 m% G
0 S( N! ~$ }/ {3 }* v7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 m" X+ t: l0 N5 xWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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6 C% ?# \0 I6 c. |& }8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? S& c0 k5 A# [
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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