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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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) i+ c; Y6 a3 ]7 s: _6 g+ G1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
% l& a9 y- }9 r& b6 y: A1 C9 e1 h99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( M8 ~4 c# w! o7 n* e
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 C: X( c; u, D! n! h
a.They give like hell.
3 W4 f7 G4 C3 Ob.They do not yell.' t6 V# X! s F
c.They do not tell.
^- |6 Z+ m% ?* jd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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T8 C. n( E2 `9 [# y3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
+ k T* F' T2 q+ {8 E0 t- a HEART to love him,
& p- }9 Z* t% e _4 U- a DIAMOND to marry him,' m5 L6 i1 N. E, S
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
4 f( F2 }# Y$ g6 H0 S' ?3 h- a SPADE to bury him!
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, v+ f( t% f& [" \: z5 z6 W( o- x4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?3 Q6 U/ _) p! ? F; B1 f+ U7 o; m
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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! ~# V5 `% i3 C' P* |& ^0 i5) What is the strongest muscle?0 q' y0 q4 U( U& Z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 ]/ |9 E' o5 H
9 [- ~( J" A; P$ y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, W |: u3 {. N" j, I- n7 v
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
6 U' H% d: ~7 ^2 e% KWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!5 }/ C; `" A% X! `
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) T: F. N4 Y$ y& s4 CThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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