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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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* m( w0 v1 d5 Y8 t) [1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- ]$ \" b) ^( w5 A# ?" b
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 u2 \& M, p6 w% g1 k, X" ? }
* P3 i. o' M; e+ O4 Y$ s2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& U' \4 z6 o5 \2 T8 a8 ?8 |7 Ia.They give like hell.
5 ]! ^! }3 M+ Nb.They do not yell.
$ |- h" T8 i' }: k7 Nc.They do not tell.
* p6 @! s0 J M6 \d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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, g7 |0 ^1 K* ]% n6 L) ?$ N" v; b3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! r: G& b9 L7 z* u! g6 D+ [' T5 D
- a HEART to love him,
2 N1 Y/ G6 K {9 u+ B# n- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ C8 n- H1 x( l( C7 g# j
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: D) t# W" H8 b5 q I9 J9 o
- a SPADE to bury him!( W! N% ^' V0 ^8 V E; r5 u
! h. p8 P- K3 V v! \, a& \4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( A& U+ ], j, \Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later; F/ n5 l: U( V+ w0 K' m6 C
/ G; R3 S$ H' Z! b3 E5) What is the strongest muscle?
2 E) }$ V; r' g0 |8 B/ GThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 D) P/ X$ L+ G' S/ J
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 m' W2 Q) K1 }3 N# d: x/ N. OThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
: u% z# ] x% P1 MWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. _8 D7 v9 V5 V
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: s5 r& f9 Q7 ? f/ G' YThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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