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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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% S+ P; O$ z" R+ M6 l1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 W4 m+ o* C! C, O% v99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence7 O u! F) f A+ h* }7 U" |
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! D/ X3 i+ R- |2 f& f( M, d/ ia.They give like hell. 1 M' D% J& F- p0 d6 `# H1 J4 I
b.They do not yell.
; L& M0 @+ o* rc.They do not tell.
# O! M4 T/ H; g/ j# C: X" N$ zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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7 c( U& x: v0 W5 y5 }) R3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
0 I8 C! J1 G |& N. f S2 E: @4 @/ s- a HEART to love him,
4 a0 n$ n' o5 A6 j- a DIAMOND to marry him,# @% b. }+ P5 _; q* E
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) |3 C5 q2 m- h5 x; N6 v
- a SPADE to bury him!5 x, g+ m' [# T8 C0 X0 E
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ H0 o& c! A- I/ M
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- {; c6 X Y" b/ Q9 ^
# Q8 A1 V' ]0 e: s5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ z% [1 ?/ A% S# GThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!" T+ l) V' n( a8 j0 }; A$ |, q
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% \# A! v! D4 j: L" }: R' r
The arse hole is always in front of you.4 E; v0 a; H0 g
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 ?8 t. r2 F4 G4 n+ T p
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ Z2 X K7 H" l9 x
4 i3 z5 M" g9 z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 }5 x& n. g. U {/ ^& }4 h M
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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