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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 m/ U- V4 r9 s! a: R% j
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- M$ _9 g; h0 t3 T0 K X: o8 A% [
a.They give like hell.
7 ?: L' s( y2 {" Cb.They do not yell.
# q* V( ?7 ~ U9 lc.They do not tell.7 s, l- i" r- Q! @8 ], U A% @
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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7 z0 l4 t3 N, {: d8 J- a DIAMOND to marry him,
; i" |$ r# z7 s1 y" D- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 b. J4 q% n: T% B: `3 X5 k- a SPADE to bury him!
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* {: Q4 y5 ~( c, Y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! @; y/ |) J, x" Q' yBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 T3 k4 l/ d& u& p2 H+ j
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5) What is the strongest muscle?2 S, E. R* d4 p) t$ x
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ N" W* R) [( L# j# J) F8 m( u
6 [# Q o/ N, D5 q% |+ U _, c6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% @/ L. c1 F" V. W/ W
The arse hole is always in front of you. o2 h* C: _% q
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
$ c- F# u8 T3 V8 L" TWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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y* q( k' R( S" L8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?( l( V+ F0 O& t* A9 v8 \( e
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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