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[English]: Jokes..
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. n5 F# v) O" |2 o+ N& f+ h0 @2 U8 j1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) J7 a6 K* I; n/ f9 L" J$ `) E7 i
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 e, f! [# A, e4 l, A0 G; D
( a9 j L# @" M4 }1 K3 A9 F+ t2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
; y0 i# q: v8 q6 M( Ia.They give like hell.
' A6 @& K$ I1 n! g) ?b.They do not yell.
- S* E1 a) r7 F' S: k3 C9 D2 h' Uc.They do not tell.5 i* t; T1 A3 L2 f; u! r1 H
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 m) v& R! n; y9 q6 {
- a HEART to love him,2 c4 y6 z% [+ E, U. n! F5 P+ r
- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 g2 z, \. e3 w; |# l$ ?: |
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 M; k! E9 o/ X0 J2 h L& b: c- a SPADE to bury him!2 O7 H- u& ]- o3 R- E: q i3 h
7 |* K. f, J" ~* N- m4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 p. x: W) y m `( J4 R: iBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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3 A4 K8 O1 r4 r. f/ {: i5 M5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 L6 ]" f0 V0 p6 A& \The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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$ M( l0 x# `+ W! c% k& n P6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 b) P% b- y$ [; d/ A5 e6 m
The arse hole is always in front of you.. @ F% ]6 w8 u& [- m4 c2 u
- i8 `2 b4 p# H- M# i* l; h7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 `2 I8 s/ _: Q, ?
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! V9 y; J1 Z; X0 }
; \9 q' g, x' y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 J( `/ e* G7 _; O' B9 rThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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