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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
# R) o/ y( v! N, X- o: I99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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+ A5 G, d8 e9 W1 Y& L* k0 j2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" P% g/ k( x8 S3 a1 q- l3 wa.They give like hell.
/ ]. K: I# @8 s! R( ~! k& Fb.They do not yell.; b" Y; {8 [% ?0 [5 R/ {2 |
c.They do not tell.
/ L* T) U2 G. ^( xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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& Z d3 f: L* ]( N3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: l6 t/ M4 L. K" F! H i% O
- a HEART to love him,
& @. b- S! }$ [8 t' k. W8 a- a DIAMOND to marry him,
U+ X) X- w7 C& t- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) ~: S P% g- i# ?
- a SPADE to bury him!
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" V: T; l# y% {2 [3 u0 s4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 F: Z' _7 ^; |Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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4 k! z3 u9 _& z) i: X# u* o8 g5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 b: K$ m0 h- f/ F' }The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 y" p' z: L7 E3 f
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' y. t; ]3 |% W: w1 j
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 W$ ^4 f1 a- f% ]+ o" [0 N; }
+ R; ?4 K Q3 o5 g: f8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 G; N* \6 {' w/ G) B" @6 MThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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