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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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) ^1 Y& v1 k6 G0 r& z5 n! S1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- J( x f3 g* H8 \- \9 q
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 D/ |* \. M# \0 h& K, h; W t
a.They give like hell. % R3 s) U3 B R" o" q
b.They do not yell.
" q) B4 Z! B' E" a$ ~c.They do not tell.
; |: o+ @6 r, q- ?7 Rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! r) x6 T% ]7 R" x& J
+ r7 B! f% h& E4 X! r3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% \+ {9 s+ G# D/ t0 W' e, `! O" V
- a HEART to love him,
`2 G( P8 M/ Y: w- l* |- a DIAMOND to marry him,
6 G6 w W# ]* m) \0 a) \- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& x+ D0 r4 E% c( n0 o& u
- a SPADE to bury him!/ {3 h+ c3 r! U3 S
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) P/ o# [# i/ R* S1 I0 b
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 } e6 ~' ]) H4 R
! n4 g" d, q6 _5 @4 k1 V. o% S/ J5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 |5 A7 a+ X! }* W2 GThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: y* h5 y# w/ Y" C9 I1 e3 l/ D3 o
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ F }# K: \4 ^
The arse hole is always in front of you.) T4 j2 ?( [9 m7 g2 G
5 h+ ^( r V$ C. j4 G7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
6 M$ c) g8 n1 {" b9 o( [$ qWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; G, K8 o# g: N2 N. h8 y5 WThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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