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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 @7 T T# z, f, {' a) R" k5 _
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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, N& q' m5 I" Q% H/ L2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 r9 ~( }( |7 e1 K/ }
a.They give like hell.
' o3 s8 U: x# y/ zb.They do not yell.; |: |2 L _- x+ b$ q# J( C
c.They do not tell.
4 J9 h. c) |0 } u8 w3 kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 D% q; Y0 y# s! [4 z
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) f5 z( Z* O2 n
- a HEART to love him,; q6 B* ]; A, t% z) K7 k% J
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
8 c( r( D$ M/ b5 N" M& d- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' ~9 A8 X. u8 A: |
- a SPADE to bury him!7 @, n6 a1 y& s2 C3 ]9 c# y
* R) [$ w, O- Q1 I4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. U4 S- Y' a2 m' O1 f; mBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 q5 f; x+ X4 Q2 l, G) u# R$ Q+ l% l
6 Y0 M0 X: ~2 \/ F. C h+ N5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 E" U* @6 V( L- ~4 wThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: h. T+ ^* C' V: u
7 z5 p- ?0 S3 ?+ K6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) n8 E8 [( A% Q6 o( s: w; t5 T
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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) e7 U' u/ X' q3 Q1 z7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ F9 N3 R2 |/ Y0 u7 v2 g/ {! o
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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1 g- f4 d# u, _1 z) x8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# ]" V" B" i, ]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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