<<新主題 | 舊主題>>
娛樂滿紛 26FUN » 吹水版 » [English]: Jokes..
返回列表 回復 發帖

[English]: Jokes..

: w# O1 {. X: W5 n0 ]( o! h1 M; s  J
. u6 S8 a$ r- ?3 J
1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 n+ ^) p1 m2 @' z8 U: x) V7 X' a
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence$ z1 B2 R  p' m) G  z( N: Z
5 c$ L) {! x' R9 M0 }
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 S! S! n! x4 ~4 N
a.They give like hell. - n; ^+ I6 S# ~. o6 Q% o! k3 d5 X0 ~, E
b.They do not yell.
1 f/ |0 D& ^& E1 n! Pc.They do not tell., o( d, E  [+ [2 @- e9 P
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
; q! q8 l* j, E : J" R; j" `5 v
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
5 ~: ~/ o2 q4 X& T. i# ?& H- a HEART to love him,9 P: C2 Q3 G$ x& A  D) {; U( K
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 A- `- K" \9 S0 X! q, l4 Y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 s5 _# G4 ^$ P" B! n  |  W
- a SPADE to bury him!4 u: }5 h8 ^, n+ ~& I% ^: t

* o7 _0 A7 R3 L; d4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! L% P5 a4 E& P! h1 E/ mBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: R0 o* A. M7 x$ d

4 _% l1 k# i7 \% U" s' w5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 Y7 g/ L4 ?/ [% K6 n" g3 ^The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
8 {6 e0 ~6 k+ h 2 f2 k: J$ M+ `$ M
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ R" w% F! \- S1 C/ Y7 E$ n& G. }* q
The arse hole is always in front of you.
9 d4 N7 L) N5 w+ ]
, _# P& |; y" y2 a* E  y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! s" f2 {! e0 t$ ^. qWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
; n5 N: `6 v( R, S' Y+ G* n# A& L, x7 c
+ Z# N8 @. _: D/ m4 X% D1 v" D' b8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- \+ {! \4 W5 o/ l' H9 f# o+ B1 x
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~
# @' h3 W  D# ~1 v- P9 r4 c  Ukeep it up~~, G2 m8 }! O: I& U/ q: G
cheers
that is great
返回列表 回復 發帖
<<新主題 | 舊主題>>
娛樂滿紛 26FUN » 吹水版 » [English]: Jokes..

重要聲明:26fun.com為一個討論區服務網站。本網站是以即時上載留言的方式運作,26fun.com對所有留言的真實性、完整性及立場等,不負任何法律責任。而一切留言之言論只代表留言者個人意見,並非本網站之立場,用戶不應信賴內容,並應自行判斷內容之真實性。於有關情形下,用戶應尋求專業意見(如涉及醫療、法律或投資等問題)。 由於本討論區受到「即時上載留言」運作方式所規限,故不能完全監察所有留言,若讀者發現有留言出現問題,請聯絡我們。26fun.com有權刪除任何留言及拒絕任何人士上載留言,同時亦有不刪除留言的權利。切勿撰寫粗言穢語、誹謗、渲染色情暴力或人身攻擊的言論,敬請自律。本網站保留一切法律權利。