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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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8 l1 o8 C% L! H( h' t2 [! a1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 q/ Y7 K6 ?% J: q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' k7 I0 X7 v- ^* g u0 i: pa.They give like hell.
' e+ s7 n3 _, S6 _' s ]b.They do not yell.
% |. p, _6 h# J3 Cc.They do not tell.
" m2 E( E5 P/ \3 a% h5 x! od.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
$ [+ H$ C. |- T' z! y- a HEART to love him,
; b% A7 B6 @" x' S% S% t. k- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 J) L5 o: G4 c8 D0 F! ~ c
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& q E6 Y+ k6 R0 Q9 _- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
, g# Z- I( D0 _! r* MBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' R0 }0 V6 M4 [7 U4 }- I( X
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
% {0 N1 P; C# f" M% M" QThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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' p6 {2 ]+ l7 R; Q- S6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: O1 x. J, z) J7 N0 f3 b5 ?% k% w3 r
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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( W8 Y5 w3 T# Y6 C! a7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 g: ]5 y8 b1 L
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% t0 o! d: ~1 iThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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