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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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+ K. a/ E6 l M1 @: p6 N1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* H1 P; R; i9 t, l1 a& [: L0 ?
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: b1 ?- Z$ |) Y% ]! `/ C
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
, M# N0 o0 G% h* R9 Ka.They give like hell. d# _/ V7 V% p+ a. P7 G3 k" H9 r
b.They do not yell.3 L& `# E s$ Y& t( C; ^
c.They do not tell.
5 t8 H0 {( h& g1 sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( E5 d# ^7 P# y3 c. L
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:& o7 o# O8 e% I7 p2 t
- a HEART to love him,
- {" M u+ ^: R( I2 O! Z3 w# C. g- a DIAMOND to marry him,' y) G: T: Y5 R/ o; \
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and( s$ _ v0 O# J9 X# ]% M0 K
- a SPADE to bury him!; H2 K' }. A J1 O( P$ R
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, ^1 S( G2 V( K8 E) d, o
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 v# G6 U j2 w4 e1 p7 h9 X
9 g7 }1 |+ o1 y7 e% I$ j5) What is the strongest muscle?6 x7 c( e/ ^* O) C
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* ~7 {+ i8 A' h* d& N$ I
% U& B+ y- F1 I( R7 [# k6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ L. j2 _$ u) `$ z& `
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- `) E6 D {# e4 `8 U6 \When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, i+ i) g4 M7 j* A' {& P
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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