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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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5 C( O; ~6 E, f1 Z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 X: t6 q1 y. x! ~3 r! d8 Q Z$ D7 _99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- p1 M! ?- B$ t' Z o' t( ]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
@1 m, e% I1 A- [0 {a.They give like hell. & X! s5 p+ W$ `0 ^! W1 N
b.They do not yell.2 u% k. K" b. i' `1 Y o' R
c.They do not tell.
, ~& ~* _7 b2 f! rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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) n, W& N( ?% f& N! V3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
2 ~ B4 ~" w" l- a HEART to love him,3 M# m+ J* m a0 u% ]+ K
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- g$ r! r; {# z0 T- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 b4 K* h5 b, f4 M2 d- a SPADE to bury him!
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8 P# l2 ~# H$ _! k. F4 ?) @4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 m8 E0 m$ G2 w! C7 eBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
; R: i' c* U# G& PThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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; I& {4 A8 T* B/ p, r/ J6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 K9 I% Q3 F2 E% f3 A# j
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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- C. W, f& U3 o7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) c" t* ^" k& |" y' b3 z: |
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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" Y: h% e. U, e" T8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! L% p; r6 q) \$ y# J5 PThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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