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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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: R5 j% d1 r: G! ?8 `7 ~6 [, V1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! u: I+ c0 J2 Z* `/ W( i1 N( M* M; |99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; c; s/ K, @! e: X1 N2 _0 l7 o
. j' ?9 `% ?. w& n' y$ s2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 |. ^5 Z( @8 na.They give like hell. " m2 h# w9 A9 f/ x0 Q0 s& ?
b.They do not yell.5 g/ B) A0 l5 l" ?( L' N8 t! q% q
c.They do not tell.! i" t5 V; I) z; @& `9 T
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
) p' f2 W1 V6 Z% x; I- a HEART to love him,
' f$ u z$ x" \- a DIAMOND to marry him,
/ I( M. e: u; N8 U6 ?( X: _- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 s# M0 s9 p+ z- ?6 | W
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
3 W/ i: I" d7 ~6 ?5 M" X: L: P0 A( eBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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; O; U U5 i4 M M0 H5) What is the strongest muscle? M: b# o% [6 |$ T: T5 K2 G
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 [& U0 G1 l6 c6 X5 i6 t+ T
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
) f1 A9 l$ ~: j' t, r2 NThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 M% v$ d. S/ D3 k7 L! M5 R6 |. d
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
' G6 d( f' E; ~ w4 T7 }The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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