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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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4 H) e' K1 n' @- G/ x5 `* y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ J% m# ~' V3 f2 G# }; ~( V
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 x- {2 @# R7 e8 h& S. [
: ^0 `) @# ?* k1 k( e4 G2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?' m4 Y% ^2 e& Q" `* ]9 g
a.They give like hell. 7 _2 T$ C, t- T0 S
b.They do not yell.
: N1 z" ^# m, `4 y) \$ e3 l# q3 Y& sc.They do not tell.
2 }+ j8 e8 j1 hd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: C* j; X0 q" v# Y" ?, u! E8 K6 e! G
- a HEART to love him,2 a- k3 l/ | |" e* {6 d ^) |) G
- a DIAMOND to marry him,' l) p; ~' m# {% J9 t2 @2 y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' s- C! s: G! a) z
- a SPADE to bury him!' i- v, o' b" B" h' B1 P
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2 @7 X( g c. U6 p% e" O; E( a
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 A2 p0 z9 \1 q- q5 B2 Q
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5) What is the strongest muscle?0 A3 a$ u g8 }! ~7 y
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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" X% @/ g. Q- B& {- I2 `; ^3 y" M6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! J% e7 j2 M d3 S$ C# y
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
, f3 y! t6 i) P$ l5 tWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?+ `. b+ t- U- ^6 Y0 ?1 S @: e% Y
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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