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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 X. h3 N) W: Q" `
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ M; E* {" x1 p& F) c3 T
a.They give like hell.
$ n5 S  {7 S+ |& \  F1 xb.They do not yell.
$ H1 a0 L; c) T* s0 Wc.They do not tell.
/ q* @; p1 c8 q; d/ }5 k  J* @/ w  Dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." k+ B4 p- h+ J* P4 f
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" G6 h) U2 v; K2 E  c- z
- a HEART to love him,8 Q$ |/ T' ]4 C6 e" y
- a DIAMOND to marry him," f( N4 S: _" |# J# E$ `
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
+ E# ^# o7 G) D% S' t- a SPADE to bury him!. a$ n' f0 P) y- E. e* _

  z1 w( k% m& C2 G' G4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) {* b' t/ z/ @8 F. J2 U3 n" i
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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: T0 l9 Q1 r" F8 I& Z5) What is the strongest muscle?( y' f/ i8 Z6 d/ l0 s* }7 U
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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& x9 H0 b2 E" Z( b% |$ I. S6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' l/ o7 x& ?) w" n" ?
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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8 ~: _# m% \' V+ y8 U! ]( X7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& q, L* @# v. ?( B, S* M# t
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, `* t) u! P; Z7 d0 D
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, F" {. N& e; s" G5 QThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~. ?4 h, Q8 H$ L8 |1 y  G1 [- S6 E
keep it up~~" _7 x+ N) v# h. S' f9 s. r
cheers
that is great
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