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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. |& T* k0 I3 J/ o) A( ^7 H5 h# r99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?9 B9 Z/ ?: H! y7 s2 R+ K* |
a.They give like hell.
0 o# c1 ?. a |5 {) ]b.They do not yell.4 r; X! X6 v* J; h8 s" t% Q
c.They do not tell.
+ Q9 ^9 O1 f' v# Ld.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" s9 u' A& O6 i2 c
- a HEART to love him,
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. q( E1 k- g% G+ }7 z- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& U/ z, X# I6 i3 U
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, i/ R6 ?/ F" P
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
! b, }+ \& X% Z2 E( q7 \The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) s) {( u1 _8 J& T9 d
5 g, [) g8 h3 {' M6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% @8 q7 K3 M# PThe arse hole is always in front of you.+ k( o, `4 {! J( R; U
8 \5 B( U7 d; P A7 `% F7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% X* C! Y9 T; H9 l4 o l Q8 m
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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1 W. e0 g6 o, k, {: s: P; }3 {" @8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 I8 }' E( e/ K: U3 |9 X# w! }0 k8 y
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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