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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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, M9 u7 Y) ~8 j) z2 ~1 x M1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 N! m1 Q: r8 x# m
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) W2 _5 U" Q* q" B- d. E
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
. q" S; _1 r3 d7 Xa.They give like hell. , }" Z8 u# ~. v. h: D# u: J
b.They do not yell.
# A M- y5 k! \7 R8 a9 i; bc.They do not tell.5 ]/ a! K0 I O1 a! Y. B
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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/ \9 S4 s3 Y! u4 H8 ^0 J3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
3 t q: n F) s* ]1 k6 Z- a HEART to love him,
) ~: E) N# {" e/ {* W- a DIAMOND to marry him,
. X% c3 Y; r8 C {) J; U$ A, d- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 T: ~& W! S$ M7 u$ b
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 W8 t8 M w3 r+ KBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?7 t3 i" O& ?7 |3 V0 e/ o% C
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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) a. K' m' }1 }6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, ^. `/ g, U+ _, r) Q. b
The arse hole is always in front of you., ?) p7 @9 L" Q6 a9 U
. m+ n% J7 l' S2 w' }2 a! L. @/ c9 |7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 @6 Y: S* h& |% J2 R; C1 O0 q5 p
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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- C: J) l8 I# f- T1 _" t' \3 P3 M8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 i2 Q) a/ x" c# x$ y) NThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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