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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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: k: @ @! A& U& f1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# \3 x5 E/ h5 B4 I( K0 r
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ G/ m5 j, Y! L$ I) S) Z, z [# Fa.They give like hell. 7 l. y0 ~* w% x, E5 L) D
b.They do not yell.0 E" O' A! ]! G
c.They do not tell.
1 m8 c) S/ A# yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell./ U1 ^ Q# k) F6 i
. g8 q; s: g0 I$ j; r5 ^- P% _$ A! I3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 k' j& A/ V) o0 ^1 @
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- q/ y; c8 z) p0 V7 }2 H- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# i8 M0 {0 U% g6 }& C
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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$ Q1 l4 U8 A, M2 ^9 o5) What is the strongest muscle?" x5 v0 O, x$ H) M/ l3 U
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 J! O; i# ~; |2 K2 o' T' G
" ^- \# ~, |: y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" Q2 Y6 m. S- C. M& C( t# t6 @
The arse hole is always in front of you.: u V6 g' @& n' D* K% R) i
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
, g5 e& {- O/ x( N" ? D- `When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 K" X/ Q6 [ n& K6 u
3 {4 N+ Q0 {% {5 N- u( B8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; c$ `' j+ c$ X) W7 k( WThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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