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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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9 h; M' [+ n. h8 W$ o2 n+ [8 \1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 ~* Q' r9 @4 K99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) v7 F0 E8 X# l" z n
a.They give like hell.
3 a/ K! F: }; C* S' Wb.They do not yell., V4 \9 t' G% j
c.They do not tell.
. N+ a8 T8 \+ t- |; W% Yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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5 M' F0 X" D8 Z, x! N% ]5 u( q3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 J6 t! v3 @0 `, E
- a HEART to love him,$ n3 Q) D: ?" S5 e
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
4 U4 f) g& H, M0 e- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 o' s* ?' e/ j1 [( Y- a SPADE to bury him!! I) U5 Q4 K% C3 d$ F( o
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; {, i/ s- O) [( V0 h; W3 l+ V
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 q. B- I2 i1 _3 U/ n# c8 t' J. [. D4 j
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5) What is the strongest muscle?+ y6 Z& N0 ]6 G8 L5 n9 j
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. Q( `3 q* I' w8 }6 }
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 F! j. P# V9 L* |2 E( Z6 u5 N: V
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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3 ` g2 t: u- [3 r) D8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# s* K! u+ D6 }0 @" A4 h) U1 fThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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