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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 a1 ]6 a# b3 H- b, C
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; q. B* h( o L2 d# S0 Z
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" ]) S+ A4 l; }& Y, e" k' Ca.They give like hell. $ @) a8 A& d: L& G8 D
b.They do not yell.
9 [2 u% z6 A4 Yc.They do not tell.
0 @* T% ?5 I9 P& k6 @d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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1 H" g5 S) t# t" S; a. e8 [3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
+ f* C6 C% X# [- _% ]- a HEART to love him,% O5 E# W8 Y4 I2 Z7 \$ r
- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 }' Y C" `6 k# N/ A
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
* v1 O" a& ~5 R- K) u, N3 `) E- a SPADE to bury him!& b3 M6 h$ V5 B
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 V, K3 U0 k" n
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle? O8 B B3 w: @$ v- b5 C/ F
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- v" r4 ^5 }. Y$ d: d
* D0 _' x7 q% V6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
* E/ T% \9 Z3 O/ U) yThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 _+ a: Y( I2 h
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. M3 q: Q, w- f% r. [- r8 ?The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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