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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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' v& w, c4 H0 R& S1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4 K" \9 V6 W& ?4 ]: r; c
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 @! [+ I" V$ c" p# i1 }2 r, a0 F* h
( P) m; @: x3 A* U7 M2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( f! C" w* S l) l" k
a.They give like hell. # O$ L* g( f. P
b.They do not yell.
* _6 J& t' B& k( }2 ?* vc.They do not tell.8 n n+ h- H! N5 t. V% O3 a
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 Q% P, m2 _; \4 j! Q$ U& r- a HEART to love him,- a2 E# d! h$ r {
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 a' ^' m" U" R4 J+ X3 Y( L* d3 \% w- a CLUB to smash his head in, and; g3 M J& w5 r+ X% e' d7 Z
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?3 \; r7 h3 i/ r4 {
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 H( Z6 S9 E6 o, ~( l
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 f. Y3 O- ?6 C3 b- [: J& _% FThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% _5 W! Y/ E# j2 V0 j y5 NThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 E* r V4 y0 K
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# B9 [ e9 A; Y
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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