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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: n/ P0 H8 ?7 o
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
$ {' I3 l1 s- S6 S; Q. ua.They give like hell.
" R% k* [! \" l0 zb.They do not yell.% ~( y/ T* n5 S$ H
c.They do not tell.
2 x3 V- N& C; z0 J# V* Y. Yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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1 Q+ i; v7 Q9 j2 x) z' ?3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- N! R, K: B/ D+ y- |0 N; g- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
( M0 o! i5 J9 k2 h! a- a SPADE to bury him!
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: f' X5 B( A7 M) m4 [4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 D5 V* ?% h1 U5 T' ?Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 `% ]& n1 \) ~& H0 f" C/ f
/ S- A# y a0 q$ X! U4 m/ x& I! v* W5) What is the strongest muscle?$ u; I0 k5 D; L7 y+ m
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) q0 S7 P7 k) r! A8 T+ {# F
% D5 Z, F8 d6 I8 v t0 v) k6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
- H( t! y. R1 E, tThe arse hole is always in front of you., m5 A/ J* Q9 z
9 R9 P8 @( R/ t; F& u$ T7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ \. V G3 O: y! bWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 s; _* h: h) DThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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