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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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9 b7 o0 l+ q/ h: V# }1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: f. m; o( j1 F& r' v, m/ ]' L1 R
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
2 N5 R+ F* E" E$ S" Na.They give like hell.
9 _. O1 U+ V3 t; Z' }! Qb.They do not yell.8 q& [0 Y' u+ p. l2 G& p
c.They do not tell.
/ ?6 }! r, V0 `& H% Y9 D% M# ?d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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# \" J! X; i* Y3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! C: J$ M9 H3 X" o3 c+ O& N
- a HEART to love him,+ h6 ?5 U0 d& L( d" X
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 \3 b9 x A2 u' W- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
, O. A# g9 U: N; K0 e- ~2 ~, [- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ c5 t- ~: f( i" W. p+ ^4 B* b" N
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?4 {7 R/ [3 }5 H \! g4 L# o/ n) A' E9 l
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?& B1 }1 T# `. u0 b' h& ~" i% l
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? w) y* I# k3 I$ e1 p
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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4 R. Y9 U, `( \# j7 F8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) Z* ~$ {% P6 t3 J* C/ {The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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