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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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( o2 e B: F! p1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
* x! }7 ^" p( h5 H99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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8 ^ R( D' m2 d- }2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! a4 W* `$ C# {, N# G3 ^6 la.They give like hell.
, M, S3 m( n$ Q. ~2 e: Y \2 Eb.They do not yell.' s, g$ j% v& `
c.They do not tell.
& l6 P. A; E* z3 C2 ^1 `d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" p% ~4 T3 e- Y# K; D% L
- a HEART to love him,
! ~2 z1 g' w0 z0 m. `* N- a DIAMOND to marry him," A/ Z" [/ n4 S. M# n! _
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and( v9 g+ r3 w8 u6 m' O
- a SPADE to bury him!- t2 S! z# u3 Q( E' x8 E$ z. N8 t
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 W v2 v8 g8 hBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 _' I' d( j0 o, q& d
9 c1 S" s+ b3 T, }7 E5) What is the strongest muscle?
. L+ @9 H8 A. O- h1 G- u* c. R# EThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( ~/ I+ j( a" k3 V2 A7 q
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 `( G) G; v) ]& t b$ a- `
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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2 C5 ~! y: }: I* b+ a- s5 f7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 c n. X# Y0 P# l8 q1 H/ v. Q
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 |0 _8 j6 |+ o/ z J! M
9 y1 S5 H( x# y" K1 }: d8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" d) z( I; C! {6 D- j2 zThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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