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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 ?/ n) |: x5 W) |5 B3 v C
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& m( E" A4 c2 x' m; T* q8 v$ T
4 r- ?6 N- V4 J3 t2 C% P' |2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' E: i4 z: J! i% ta.They give like hell.
2 J% P1 A+ ^5 w( Y+ b! [b.They do not yell.
* [$ K7 C( D: L+ Xc.They do not tell.9 g& k* e0 I4 V3 f
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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1 [2 A8 T0 D9 r6 \3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* ~! r0 ~/ N( v, G; t
- a HEART to love him,
2 I o; Q! D; k- `1 f' L0 t- a DIAMOND to marry him,
. z9 I* q- e* T+ |- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% ?0 o& j( Z- l3 C; L
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, J0 Y# [) N5 h- U# y3 u, z! b
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
( v8 y+ Y8 l; H( HThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& y1 u' e# ^' A
! D9 f& J* [4 `" D9 ~7 d2 ]0 B6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 J5 n( O! }! R+ x
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# s: k h i. LWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 U! m3 e3 ^* I8 a6 t
; q2 F4 g5 L! K8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ u/ n5 J0 K2 N/ I. H: c) S! g
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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