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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: g& R! U) a% B u
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) {' e9 N8 v- o
- d) g. \: P: Z/ C2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 u: K2 l! @. S: e" E
a.They give like hell. ; H3 u( W8 ?2 L% }+ {* ?
b.They do not yell.
$ T8 e1 y$ B& P& kc.They do not tell.
- e5 I0 A4 W# v/ q3 jd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 t4 A" [; }3 T& L
7 U8 e& g2 j, \: G8 E) j( p: K. ~' ~* M3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
A* ]) H+ v" J/ H- a HEART to love him,# N9 ?- O% C- g! R1 e; j# d' {
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 V3 i9 o5 e b4 _$ N/ h. u! b- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 {& I' x" V7 L5 v: [- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ {2 A {) F* T' P. mThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 f; G1 g8 t W! l+ n7 Z5 G; D
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 b$ j9 L0 s! ]$ a& @0 C4 y# x
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& u' u0 g8 P1 h/ g) ZThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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