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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
" ?$ I3 K; k2 b. O6 O99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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! d, z' I- ]7 |, E2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
/ m! B8 T0 n; u2 a) b9 i/ ?a.They give like hell. T; P: W6 q& o5 _
b.They do not yell.
5 H- w1 U. m2 O4 X( Lc.They do not tell.
! r& _/ q/ t! @( y' hd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. _+ N: W7 w! L: o3 h7 Y
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
) s9 V) b- Y/ b6 X5 i9 T; z2 O% Z0 ?- a HEART to love him,& n$ W& e8 q7 c$ b) A: ~, _3 m
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! T+ e1 J3 M2 V* r. E- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, t4 D! \ d1 U1 p8 y! L
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?: W! q% O7 B$ z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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# }7 A4 W7 Q3 W) r, M; `- J5) What is the strongest muscle? ?" l Q! I( [1 V: ?) U: D
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ t$ I4 }9 C; T! Z+ L3 J* s% U2 t
0 N# K/ X3 g; c" \' s% W# _2 s* h$ o6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# H# O9 [* M- V0 ^7 {
The arse hole is always in front of you.; R% _$ i% H9 |. y U
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: J# E$ [6 [" k* T2 e
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# I: a) M& T1 L8 a# Z
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
- a0 a& y( _ p$ `The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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