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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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& |- g8 L' R' I1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 X: f* D. I' z4 G+ x
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. E/ r+ R7 Y; v: P& q, b: |
a.They give like hell. ( H" d2 \5 A( a9 \% s% J
b.They do not yell.- E4 z/ ]* F" n& `# c
c.They do not tell.6 j6 w5 }! K$ ?/ w7 b. x2 x. n$ N
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." e2 _& T) A# I# w% {% T
/ e L1 x6 W3 V! X% O8 a3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,) @! E* _$ m2 w4 z
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
2 P- k$ ?9 U7 f. U$ ^- a SPADE to bury him!! Z# h, I0 t# K7 s G
! J$ `0 J, G( X* w# R, J2 z1 F7 D4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
3 R6 r+ n8 \* {+ v$ P. gBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% p0 C* V% r. H% l# m6 m6 y$ p: y
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5) What is the strongest muscle?5 l0 X+ i: X6 V( u% m7 `( B! e8 }
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% J0 k6 n' |3 ^The arse hole is always in front of you.8 s- Z5 O0 Q1 ~! C
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 |5 s6 s4 Q& U% I, H. c/ f1 U4 R* N
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% j) Q! s3 Q8 P2 c. H
# m+ j) ~9 z4 B5 B8 j$ g" v2 H# [8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( S& x! L' y( g% ]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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