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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% E5 r8 m& i6 H& P: f2 C3 L$ p
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
; ?# }2 t/ ` x( ]& B/ sa.They give like hell. ! r0 y8 l6 r1 S+ L6 _# c
b.They do not yell.
$ x$ F# j E9 j& M, k; q: N( rc.They do not tell.: Y* b" B7 O- `" E/ A3 S
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." Z3 p B8 T. f# b! ~3 M8 ?6 p: n
/ f) X8 o7 }. p# S3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
! f& X1 r) e2 Q' e4 z- a HEART to love him,
% c. r3 @8 g( u, O3 o' ^ I- U. T; y- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 e7 O7 U& l0 H; l2 {7 C
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 S2 }( @& {% q( Z
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* V5 g* M3 n5 Y- @3 p. q3 H( jBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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1 X( x' G! D+ s# Q5) What is the strongest muscle?
, o) }" z( P0 q: L4 UThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. M, f, N ^& m2 _. \4 n
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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) y/ O. k8 R/ r5 M7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
a% p% W2 z" R# c5 _* YWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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' {3 ^1 Y: q' C5 |# h8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 ] ]# g& t) z: [7 q
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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