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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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* r- s7 C8 A" H+ p7 d1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 ] l! U8 W3 p8 Z99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) E1 k6 P- T1 M4 ^: r
O* V. V) o" u6 o# T2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( e6 F5 T5 d* q7 Q$ b- n0 ~& \' o( c7 fa.They give like hell.
% m/ @7 D& S9 _b.They do not yell.
2 H8 @8 X3 o3 }# i1 sc.They do not tell.
& ]: M' C, o' j# P G$ n) P7 [d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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, b$ B' v( H% f# n' e0 x, b3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
* c; K/ e* H8 h3 f: Z8 b! P0 R2 e- a HEART to love him,
; h2 t! k G) k: x2 ?- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ Z# X8 }3 m7 W/ k
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" \; |5 g% [; ~, R
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# O; m0 B) X$ m( |4 t
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 L7 B' m( a2 B- ^
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 x+ n' Z4 i8 iThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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1 X" d2 r/ B2 `( H9 u0 Q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 p" I; b( b: B" i- j7 K' b7 R2 nThe arse hole is always in front of you.& e% J8 Q. E( R2 g6 G- I" j
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! r* p6 s6 T- A
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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9 _$ X+ `5 @3 d) q u1 u C! q8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! i4 c! ~% |: J7 D4 p7 U
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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