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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- ~ i' A+ T s+ y2 U( L99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 ~& M+ T c3 u4 ~ z
a.They give like hell. 6 D7 U5 i# u8 A5 Y" K' h
b.They do not yell.
5 g* y8 O8 {, B% b2 s# w+ ^' Sc.They do not tell.7 _0 l4 Q! R1 e% H7 f
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% U' x5 J, p9 a! K
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- X+ w+ M6 h* h' c% u* N8 z
- a HEART to love him,
\9 ~' k8 v/ }+ c- a DIAMOND to marry him,
8 j2 B# N% j4 w* b8 S! ^- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ ?5 x, I t* h) A- |
- a SPADE to bury him!- O# x+ J& i6 m5 }; `
% g/ Y; [7 n+ D4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* b" ^8 u" p( U& N' Z/ U" q6 s) s
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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1 Z5 W% f3 r2 K! s7 z+ r0 X5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 \- }; @) o% o4 A2 cThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' w6 M; s8 N' a# B& Z! K: V! {The arse hole is always in front of you.
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1 H$ @1 ^" y( M- N3 N# X/ u7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?* {7 J* N+ o. y6 Y/ \+ A2 M3 {
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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0 u+ p% e- t2 Q) k z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ w6 a/ s' l3 R l& {
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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