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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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9 A* T S" _5 a$ W! z# Z2 A1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! Y3 r. e% U2 N9 K9 c99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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& }. x1 S! N% s! o2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
3 X5 O; u4 h: N! }9 g5 Za.They give like hell.
: W: ^4 G/ K2 {3 nb.They do not yell.
+ m8 r* ^+ D3 c& Q7 y% k2 mc.They do not tell." n6 l3 N, H& @6 G: R+ r
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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+ _$ o3 J9 P: o3 d* Q7 q, c* _9 X3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- g2 w/ F4 l, Q0 b2 f9 W
- a HEART to love him,
- G' L( U$ m" N2 {# d: L0 ~- a DIAMOND to marry him,% D4 n" I: N2 l! C/ z! }$ Y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 g( \% ]& G' F* l3 ?. D
- a SPADE to bury him!
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: |( s9 G' Z7 |4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) P* \ I- Z* R% A1 w. L4 h8 W2 o
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- x+ X7 i% r; F) n* g" E
# C9 f# ?, r, j% G7 }: K2 [, K O5) What is the strongest muscle?0 p# c' I. e& K$ H6 }4 e
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 B0 A& r0 T' q0 W/ S5 G! u. D
8 `3 p6 T4 s4 X7 M, K( u* o7 i6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
; T. z7 ]( Y1 N x1 x9 [1 U% W( SThe arse hole is always in front of you.# T) B& d1 k# o
0 [: S7 L; t9 ]0 |/ W7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0 d8 B% b2 w; _, T `1 Y3 |. ?
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# f8 U1 q- ^6 c7 ^% }
" h# Z2 A3 _. k5 L3 V8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; L7 |+ }3 D! H2 P% v, U7 K
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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