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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 t4 @1 }7 V$ B% B# ]2 e/ l& E1 m* M
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 |3 h4 [+ J) d; [+ `a.They give like hell. ( @# A5 W3 X. y; j& U. E0 x0 {
b.They do not yell.! b1 p. U* [* n, O5 P
c.They do not tell.% e% P9 U8 e( F a+ F( k T
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3 @& d$ [2 D. X3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' o4 D( J5 Y" m
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 `, F9 x9 x5 ]2 J' p/ y& C- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( a2 p. k& [" I$ S5 d
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?8 e1 A8 Z4 ?& {1 w+ r2 p7 T
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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; |7 c1 e- L* M/ [% _6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 _$ w9 }& H Y9 i4 pThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# m# B1 _. U5 l) p$ H& Z
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 a5 Z$ {2 _; u8 ? B
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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