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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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' \! m$ g% @$ e1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 k$ a1 J6 x9 O$ u4 f+ U99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
$ P9 y4 ]+ g1 d3 c! ~3 Na.They give like hell.
7 i1 k$ E6 Z: Rb.They do not yell.
) U5 n+ W/ W3 Q, q1 _+ O: dc.They do not tell.3 L* B& q& K* ]; ~* P9 s) A
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& @% w% X. b+ w s0 _" I) S
+ s% @1 Z. o2 S! m2 q; x- f3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 U9 x- _. o" \5 L2 f; T& j
- a HEART to love him,
# M& i. C4 T1 |+ @2 u) Z/ f- a DIAMOND to marry him,% P1 L$ A, a* \* ?" J
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- A' `' @$ e# m+ n- u
- a SPADE to bury him!$ L$ m$ B! x% [, E- J F
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. X# E6 Q0 Z; a1 y, ]1 g
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' @, D# D) r# A$ [$ k. ]2 l! w4 U
9 R. M0 }9 O# m( Y/ \5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 a0 f# W! R# ?% o3 sThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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" Q( p! ]2 u' G' o, y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 @% L2 p# F m* [, yThe arse hole is always in front of you.8 I# z6 ]8 d% e0 z# R7 t
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 T8 ?3 {- H) ^; E& J
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
' E) m+ v- w6 V# i- WThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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