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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
{9 v& J8 k4 o! a6 @99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" r" K" s' F# o
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* O5 x8 r1 t" x# B; A2 z E& [a.They give like hell.
2 u3 D7 L0 m1 D9 V# A1 F2 s" Jb.They do not yell.8 @4 ]0 d8 m+ y0 ?3 i
c.They do not tell.# t% \' i; c" {4 ]
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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; Q( s, C [; x7 H3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:6 a/ P1 V) T" C' B/ C) h: L& ~
- a HEART to love him,( \. u1 [- O2 t9 V6 j
- a DIAMOND to marry him,& R+ l$ v+ D% p" G0 m
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 P- G: r) U+ s5 N/ |
- a SPADE to bury him!
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, b- a$ C2 z- a. ]4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: z: o* t! C9 TBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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( d% @& |9 ^. a5) What is the strongest muscle?
! b8 N2 [. c' g9 d8 @The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 n0 C" j: Q4 V% [$ i+ K8 w
& n# H; t/ z! V5 t: A. z- I6 x; K/ B6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ }3 { v6 y0 L' G5 b1 c# F" X
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: o6 v0 t, t3 K: G
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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# W' o! H* o6 J/ q* w8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* y Z6 T9 i+ tThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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