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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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$ y% o2 A Q8 ?% @$ ]" m1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 N( c) D! J2 g% H' h5 `# \$ n4 E99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 [4 i4 x: G# c* s2 m R
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; s/ }) Y; g* X+ F
a.They give like hell.
/ H6 _: D- h7 t1 ^8 n9 Eb.They do not yell. } z' N& ]& _* C
c.They do not tell.) b$ D- a. ]4 o9 s* x9 L
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: N. c0 s. A7 ?
- a HEART to love him,# `$ M8 ]) l2 A
- a DIAMOND to marry him, x. l* z/ T. W Y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- m0 d& q8 U& [# A; N t- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" b+ [/ [- z4 O/ D' T% S# w
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) @* A0 Y. m. @
9 _0 h1 V- d6 g, q. V: f5 {3 L5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 ^6 L: U4 L2 \# x6 bThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ ]/ i& W! ^7 Q
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
8 }2 K% E3 [# j! C) G5 `The arse hole is always in front of you.
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% O" d2 V( C* N9 h4 q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# m0 B- E0 R; q. j) lWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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& \6 J1 r2 D& f4 @) G8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* h8 |6 g0 n0 }+ \3 a
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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