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" W, G8 X4 G$ H. e0 b1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ C4 X( z$ J% g6 G7 t99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- Z: |& v1 ~: d/ M

! e; Y2 Z( L: j+ ^2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* k* T5 s. s7 z  g
a.They give like hell.
+ o8 c3 s/ G7 L6 A4 Yb.They do not yell.
* m+ U: e! _# K# \) r8 y" Ec.They do not tell.
' v" k5 W- h9 n$ X& B! gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 |* x2 [# Q( j  @  A  n% Y
- a HEART to love him,1 ?0 ?$ U6 J8 D+ e9 c8 o
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
* G5 s1 O. j( w% ^1 Z: u, k+ ~- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 D! A" `* \5 K4 A, H( z1 G
- a SPADE to bury him!
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  \, A; A; Y! ~- l; i) k' l0 u4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( `2 W* P6 p5 O1 l! X
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! ~) n2 i% T+ U# a
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5) What is the strongest muscle?/ t. e& k  O: Q5 T! U  M: s
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( `+ \2 [* ~: A' W' M/ q, f  n

( H7 H! _  e- J$ `, ~% @6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( i1 w( X* N6 }7 H& yThe arse hole is always in front of you.2 Q: m3 a; {# o4 v& ^7 T

- \4 @$ R% R  W; T9 o7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 ]$ G( _8 o( m% @
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& Y1 m  E( B. Q. X
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 R% m. L/ G" `) u4 U5 Z: Y: B) O" E/ U  CThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~
2 p' e, w/ s+ w3 okeep it up~~
8 H  l0 S. c# K) q$ lcheers
that is great
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