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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 D5 `- [- w* Y2 E4 k; y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 {9 H4 t1 Y7 o2 U+ C
2 }5 E/ P, V6 c; x: n8 e5 }! p2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& X9 R4 m. S; Y: `a.They give like hell. " x7 x3 x+ o2 I4 b5 l! |
b.They do not yell.4 U5 {1 X. O, t
c.They do not tell.
3 x* M$ |8 u6 I/ Od.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 P+ [: a: }6 n8 h! F- }" ?: J
! E& O8 ^0 @) ~% J3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
& h* G* n3 ^1 q0 q- a HEART to love him,4 s0 [" h1 D2 b2 m3 n8 U6 M. F
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
0 u7 }% E/ G: k* n# n! l8 `/ m- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 L7 u; k9 c! f# `9 k) C
- a SPADE to bury him!) s5 i8 D w5 P _% r
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? j6 I1 g u' O8 u6 N* Y Y
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ H% K8 y; |& |9 N3 b# w: U5 o- J
# U- T7 X# B4 C- n9 Z5) What is the strongest muscle?- {9 U* z+ c) }# p2 F
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! j: q% D0 P% n% w1 H
& W+ `8 ]6 c# R. d* K6 F" Q$ j6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' p2 d& N3 D3 V
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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. r, F4 c% _" h! S k2 ~7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" f; i6 F- R) }6 E [! ^# u) A
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; H( c7 }& a% K; yThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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