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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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2 D V, `. Q, k" `. f7 n. C3 {1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( X, `; v# _9 ]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 M* F7 Y$ G+ ^6 X
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- s, X/ s/ f$ d* Y1 z. N5 v
a.They give like hell. + Z# F0 |0 U7 W) C( _! C( j
b.They do not yell.4 d' M' t( s+ _! v
c.They do not tell.
3 F# R7 J/ f& L( U; d4 X2 I6 |d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' @. c3 i7 b* n( L
% D7 M l$ `& ~4 f% O7 ~3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:; R$ |! ^; N R" K' [
- a HEART to love him,
: z. r. U( K- b- |- T3 [- a DIAMOND to marry him,/ y1 }* o7 l8 Y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 z) W9 ?1 ]9 X: b: X- a SPADE to bury him!1 {4 `" O# b; V! b. U0 J
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
~ i) o+ T4 p$ h1 ~- `3 Y* NBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 D2 q& M& r) ~6 T
* I/ ^ Y& K# B+ Z# D- w5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 p5 ]3 E# J5 C7 iThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: Z. b4 t4 ?, m. C' g F; z
: \6 H: I+ U! @2 d6 S2 l$ B6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! X: ?) _3 v7 J; lThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. Q2 H2 b" h: {) U! T; P% MWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 U: s) Q/ x1 v" w$ v
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ |) A' s& A! F4 j0 o9 v- }5 p- E
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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