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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ Q( Q7 d0 W3 |0 c& k& {
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?, q" T3 V; v6 ]1 `2 j# b4 n
a.They give like hell.
' g6 U4 P& O7 S* ~( U; jb.They do not yell.
: c! F9 D) {9 H: Lc.They do not tell.
0 a6 T2 I2 f6 H4 x3 t' j" O! t0 E$ Qd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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" Q- l5 ], z% W3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 k L% ]: h! E4 e# `
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 b, O5 ]2 d1 H5 B4 P
- a SPADE to bury him!; V+ ^% ?- U# e1 k) E9 Y0 T) A
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 `- w9 |1 t/ @' k5 @! a3 u+ c
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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7 }7 r( V$ E* I) L5) What is the strongest muscle?0 L3 d; X! X. m8 U5 W3 k3 u% T
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! o) v' N# S# }8 m# ?; l( U, J* k$ q( \
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 A- \* J6 M8 Q3 B1 T5 h
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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* `5 N% T2 @1 f7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# _! L( z) {" A1 S, mWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 j! T6 x2 n. h2 R+ ]
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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