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[English]: Jokes..
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! L/ Q: U: F3 f1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 ^! k# s9 q+ }- U* T% ]1 ]- G* r; N
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# _* }) R% n5 j, m: p
a.They give like hell.
" S) U s2 v/ yb.They do not yell.- ]6 j4 i) k K& x) R
c.They do not tell.
. ]8 I* M0 R" k& ?7 Fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ c! v V, p) F* g& I1 K$ A" J
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:& ]$ G: k) s# R) k& }% m3 N8 k% f3 g
- a HEART to love him,
2 K* l. {+ i' l- a DIAMOND to marry him,* n" { \% F( H, J
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% G* d+ B, L/ W2 F9 k$ r+ f; J
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
+ N: t( n4 y( X wBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: A; [+ X3 {4 Q ~9 F4 Q
+ d% n m( o3 K& }5) What is the strongest muscle?3 T1 p% I, K2 b8 {* H
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ S; l* @4 z7 {4 d
2 r8 C ~6 a- B1 M6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 q, w+ L5 n, G p& [The arse hole is always in front of you.
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, j& `2 p9 C( W8 x6 K2 [7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 G/ L9 l+ Z0 \0 Y+ K: {8 Z
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ n3 v# ^* v; k. G6 R2 l9 r
8 S, A; m y% T; C( y, G4 V8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 I+ E0 t& q# I N9 [0 e7 R. B! kThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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