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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job+ J; G' a+ u/ [* i: ^* s5 u7 R
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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* D D$ A* O6 f/ ?4 f# M, K2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ K, p. R+ B) X7 }2 d' C
a.They give like hell. ; @# f( l% b+ ~/ h
b.They do not yell.
9 n# K' W, h# `& F: b0 {$ \: ]. tc.They do not tell.3 n4 N1 _7 g! F, d
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 {4 \% G0 ~+ O2 K" t" k$ ?# T/ }1 h
$ U+ X n$ Z4 i3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) M9 _1 h) Z$ b7 w" @
- a HEART to love him,
K* E6 `4 G7 N1 G( L- a DIAMOND to marry him,! E9 j- B$ G; k
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 } L) l7 L& B6 i/ Z$ q$ R
- a SPADE to bury him!$ \( x3 F0 Q$ a) M- A9 a
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) `" ^! T8 |8 P0 q9 i( Q/ A5 g+ K
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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8 q( s2 `7 o5 X5) What is the strongest muscle?
! q) E* a, s. z, ^3 D- p. SThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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* ]+ Y5 {0 ~$ a6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 [7 M: a4 ~& k5 N
The arse hole is always in front of you. ?6 s, f* ?& w- Y+ y
9 Z7 V/ B& h7 S ^7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' @- g* e# X: Z2 dWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! K) m {2 _# k x. }" k# S% }! `
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9 `0 X. `; l( L, w
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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