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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 b$ a; ?0 b e4 }. n; |
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: Z! Q7 e5 l# x. \# V1 N
}$ U7 G& [4 z) L" p, M2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
, I- h9 P7 g6 C8 W: k3 ^& ia.They give like hell.
7 J5 |7 |- v0 J( ^# zb.They do not yell.4 y4 C+ c% C3 o$ j `. T5 n. e0 @
c.They do not tell.
: l& u/ ^ Z6 I8 z1 W: c9 e9 R% [" Bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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, K/ w7 ]& J: Q* ?3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
7 U) e# ?( i2 {- a HEART to love him,
' r& j8 T) C% {/ z* ~! }- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 I9 z) N' A: B. d
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
: V" e5 s# v1 U! E- a SPADE to bury him!
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9 c% a# Z7 i% n/ @" q4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
8 n2 l8 c: f4 x- ^Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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3 b! I& f( r7 R1 x9 |; i( J5) What is the strongest muscle?" d; l, c' [; i
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 U) p$ ~ J- a$ `) h+ G
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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, s% p. A0 c4 r! j3 r& B8 ]6 y+ W7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! t% y( P0 B% G& I. U z' Z. q
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' D- [6 d/ F. H6 f
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 r% N8 B S# u r# ZThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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