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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' h7 X# j& ? ~4 D- x i
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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q& I. M: V& E: ]! q! k2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ X/ ?* j; i. i5 Y! H+ J, d* X3 [
a.They give like hell. / }3 x( j. `$ X8 H& f `) F
b.They do not yell.# h. |- y5 d4 x5 N: A* G7 f
c.They do not tell.' M: x0 y. j2 C: D7 s# g5 }
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
* A4 Y$ U. \5 f: i/ I- a HEART to love him," d5 W' n G$ Z
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' s" D4 W6 N- v, q5 _) H5 ~4 X" t- a CLUB to smash his head in, and6 i0 v7 T8 r+ G5 l3 O
- a SPADE to bury him!" j L- M4 J7 s% Z) d! G+ j/ T' H3 ?4 w
* c( U" C S; N4 L1 ]6 N$ x4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& B$ P8 \4 Q" J
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 |- j( s# X- L4 B. X8 n3 {8 ^# U
$ r+ R! a$ K" m- _+ ]- p M8 Y5) What is the strongest muscle?0 P: ^/ ?( K$ D3 Z8 l
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ z/ v+ \5 I. ?
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: \: t" x( N" @5 Z
The arse hole is always in front of you.5 p7 j4 _5 T) C* F
* T1 a! s+ q" e1 f2 z7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' i! W3 [$ _* c* nWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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! A# S* r8 J+ W7 @! K8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 v- C! j0 A. T- y8 K) J" tThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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