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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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! _- @1 q; L6 j) j1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& P3 b- S& c; {& ?
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" |7 y, p0 C+ o, K- w3 T
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 g# {" X) E" ^; W. B6 v1 ]4 X
a.They give like hell.
3 K" y0 ?7 p; h0 w! eb.They do not yell.
8 l) F: Y& _% K8 n5 Rc.They do not tell.3 b9 A6 k. p* i, ~) [- {4 U! K
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:6 p6 |- V1 H/ n6 V: I" j2 a
- a HEART to love him," a0 k }5 ]' p" Y
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
: I; D3 h5 U% F' A/ t/ \5 E& }8 Y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 k* i! _. g! V. O& \4 Z- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 j! c' H1 D/ p3 Z3 U! X) G7 Z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
Z) [ J4 w. I A7 f! r7 F3 |' XThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: A9 h3 [: A9 t- E
! k4 Y) f" R5 }4 l6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ s& ^' U$ c9 G# ]
The arse hole is always in front of you.( Q; u, _* J" u8 w$ w
/ @3 C( H9 u D/ h6 d7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 Y1 s5 ^3 ~4 V+ aWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* X# c" M$ Y( ]0 a' Z
* h* p) q/ P) m8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ T9 o! U( n' ?6 n2 a1 K" f; S. {
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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