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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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! Y2 {' N4 g# h p+ N1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! L- s8 G5 |8 p% P5 Q: C
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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* Z$ W, M h' q( I8 W2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ E7 I+ |$ ~4 x0 g' ], x
a.They give like hell. . y7 N' h0 v+ f" k
b.They do not yell.
- a' X; A3 ~% L. Nc.They do not tell.7 b1 \/ a7 c! H5 ?7 d: h
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& X2 K% R4 C- I7 F/ S( ]
+ | ]% i$ ?; C: a# X3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" B* m P4 n' }4 x! E' w* O- a HEART to love him,
2 `' c \ q1 ` j% w3 m! T- a DIAMOND to marry him,+ U) I; a( A7 a' |# |1 y& g+ W8 _
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! p5 Z# W; @2 h4 e
- a SPADE to bury him!) `; R. q+ U3 f: W1 f2 ?$ S1 q
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ d5 a( `3 g1 Q# k# zBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& e! _8 s! `, K
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 z7 `- a0 X' f: v+ DThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( R, H9 x4 }, H. M1 V. d
' U; j: g# v2 I- R% ] d6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 u9 P5 f+ l7 |' x0 O
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
6 |+ Y2 L+ {# M8 F: I$ K" |( {& X, fWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! m6 E4 l" E6 {6 u& I. \
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 J9 ?% H5 ]/ w% S* v1 ]# @
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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