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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 R# T4 F/ [9 \( {+ M3 u. `99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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$ j* U' o6 w$ x6 @6 E2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
6 G* V- z2 N. A7 s1 G/ h$ {a.They give like hell.
5 K4 \) X7 \7 h1 n) X9 G) |9 }b.They do not yell.
$ }7 D F& o* u6 ?; {. Sc.They do not tell.
2 W* m# h' ?! G# Bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( C8 C6 V# g. m4 A' X
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 Z6 o8 \$ E `/ {
- a HEART to love him,) v: H4 V6 j! p' x Q6 F
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
, D8 Q. x; z; `3 C' C( z! f- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 i% ]) X: V! o3 s- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* G! s# L( U, _9 S+ ^8 L
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- ^# U; P/ J8 P) S. v
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
J6 m! {) t* H4 R9 yThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!# c/ j4 m2 d2 c1 b& |$ |
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( A' C% E* Z4 t7 X! ~$ u! f1 m
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7 }9 {. j v. E. E7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" q) l* ?& A' f" {
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& J3 O: O7 O/ \
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( K' x8 g, u% R0 l mThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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