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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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/ k2 d0 |$ v, U$ l! m! _8 P1 H, S9 E1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! R0 D& Y3 h- I/ k6 E# A9 u- {
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence* d* V D; |$ b8 z1 m: S& u/ B4 ~- ]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 Q& @! s, k! \( k- t) b0 [a.They give like hell. * M7 S# b% _4 M( x$ P* o% G' m5 q
b.They do not yell.
: z5 [) U2 J# a; n& wc.They do not tell.; ^7 g; F% |- P" Z9 J1 s% H/ ]
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! c: N, H: F! {% P
1 X0 R6 ? `: Q9 E- K( Q& N3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" J' q: ]- D2 _7 R7 N0 b
- a HEART to love him,/ u# b% ~* a/ x0 A2 ?
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' k4 \' y" S+ k+ p1 ? P+ {3 `3 J- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
4 v) H; v$ O* L# s/ m- a SPADE to bury him!
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4 S' C( N9 H& x3 [7 |3 f4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
; W) ^" l2 K7 p0 ^3 ~. RBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: o' F2 g2 t% K$ ~7 s0 \ ^
4 F3 c8 z- a8 E! B" K5) What is the strongest muscle?6 x* F! L M" |- W
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- T5 ]8 }" {: S- s& X
. r" z' a, e1 ~$ g: K5 }# A3 o6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 E; _+ l$ c6 O6 a; U. A
The arse hole is always in front of you.! L, ]8 `2 j4 y/ @( a" J
5 _6 F3 p. F* `) M, x7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! \7 Q5 ^5 e" L% ^3 L
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' O7 L8 k4 z0 K# M, a) n, ^5 ]
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?+ h/ G) l6 E& P7 M
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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