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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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; {* C5 q$ x! j* [4 e) v, D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' r5 ]2 m/ p/ x5 e/ [1 N, Y* |
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 Q# P" b7 I+ \/ h9 T- A! V
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( G+ B9 h1 j- @, ~ b: k9 I+ Ea.They give like hell. . h. o6 Y6 l( a
b.They do not yell.
- {; k V3 Q" k9 d! Lc.They do not tell.
" x8 D7 z: a5 R1 M B1 _- L+ cd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& _5 ^2 i) ^. D- f* L. a. ?' l
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
+ E+ l+ Q0 E4 m- a HEART to love him,
/ G1 r3 B8 l* E( T0 W- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 Z* r* j# S( I( j- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. o" L+ w0 `' L+ C, Z! L- a SPADE to bury him!% Q3 y8 R3 F' B1 t% K
8 K* P- D" ]1 ]4 j9 e" R4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" O4 ?+ f" U7 Z3 s3 p' R
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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0 w0 B ?9 j) I9 s4 Z+ n7 D, {! o) I5) What is the strongest muscle?
6 Q4 H$ j) c# q! x+ G7 ~( gThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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9 \7 k% m' w/ \& Y O, N6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
8 o) G& ~) z7 J4 u; ZThe arse hole is always in front of you.1 ` V7 s& _& V- g* y& P
) J. I5 v7 I, `1 n; b0 q- N7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 F' r9 j! w( J! x& u: O1 H
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& i( |2 I9 w+ l5 D
7 y4 P; F! I' Y2 z/ y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 n Y; ~0 L9 i4 X* Z6 h% K0 wThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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