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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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6 p( |) g& {9 S p1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' E; r4 r! x$ l- g4 l2 w! o99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' A$ y. U" N) g; L, t5 K U; F
/ l. Z* d* D/ d& V, v1 v4 C2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- v4 ?2 H' C5 O
a.They give like hell.
7 G0 s' w7 W3 I6 ^" ~3 \b.They do not yell.
1 R1 p1 f; o0 Q8 s* Y. Oc.They do not tell.
& T3 _* I$ D. _2 {. Z+ Td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. u, P& d" I( p( k: `& Z
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 Y! S" Q; A7 ^1 a6 N% ?
- a HEART to love him,$ k3 I1 M. s2 o Q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! d# d- [( Y2 C- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
( H3 {/ k. z( R: }9 }- a SPADE to bury him!* P1 s1 [% @/ l: p- ?4 q/ {( X2 p* b
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
O8 I" U ? O) k5 U5 b* C. l. BBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 ~) g/ s: j# t8 I1 p z, m+ n
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5) What is the strongest muscle?9 \9 A L' H. |) g" j" F$ j
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; g5 u: X$ [- ~, V- ~0 q% y
9 p7 D8 I% c: p5 N6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% w/ j/ \3 q- }* H& d5 W% \The arse hole is always in front of you./ o/ C F& _7 O; V; Z. C
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" R1 U/ h7 D6 B2 mWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* _$ H, I* z/ O# A p* B7 Z1 @4 w: O
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* N! b; }$ \. l
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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