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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4 W& \+ n6 B# a& V( _+ c9 Z2 m
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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$ |6 E) _% J. u+ S* e2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
2 Z1 ^* l, v4 c5 C4 V/ @a.They give like hell.
) j1 U6 K- a D' ]b.They do not yell.* K) @8 T7 S" }( _
c.They do not tell.
4 a, l2 `+ h- Z0 O7 X5 \d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 M+ V6 _/ U. T. r- N3 z, m( E
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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3 G2 f1 k4 Z [0 S" U" N& l7 x+ {- a SPADE to bury him!
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0 A; e% F. X. |% s( u4 t6 x" b# O4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
# t- t, Z L! G. J- x9 |% UBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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3 h2 r d' N( E5) What is the strongest muscle?
! e7 `% m8 I5 H$ HThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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" T1 b* m; @7 g E V4 O: ]6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! E. |/ G8 u" ^) X" jThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 _1 x c, a% ~
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& q: s/ K) ` `6 | K; m7 q+ y/ tThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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