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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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, A; o" R. U. ?4 y7 l9 O1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ k7 z% @/ h `# X# T I% R. f! d99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 c& d' F8 x. j; x+ R) ?
. L; ]- H9 K* L2 k8 Q2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" C2 q* c4 H) V* t
a.They give like hell. 0 Y) u, F+ R! o9 L3 r
b.They do not yell.. J0 C! _' ^$ w' N
c.They do not tell.: C" D2 s& t* U& z/ ~
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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) K4 p: G! a9 M0 `! J4 Y4 U; e( K3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- m8 L4 ?: }. X
- a HEART to love him,1 ]5 Z& Y" ?2 j; t* R4 o" i3 s
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
4 {( Y% @' v K, W) y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. h+ o! p" E, t, X
- a SPADE to bury him!
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# ?% O( V9 t8 x. j" q7 e% n4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?: `! _" A/ d" V1 D) T* I
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 G7 c _* ?( U. B' u
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ L7 p0 F+ X5 l9 GThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!" Z0 ~) a8 s. N- _: M
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 W5 O& c$ ^ w5 f0 \9 a: aThe arse hole is always in front of you.1 ?' ?: c2 @# L% \
8 O9 r5 Z5 @! v9 v0 S$ i1 ~7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ f9 n4 k* a, f& L5 h* j' L. j% UWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) k0 V7 i% r, o& e0 X, i! D' b
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* W( i( N% j3 c( p: m
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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