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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 {3 u A3 s$ ?3 M* V5 L
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
$ {2 H9 `& {! T) e3 b" ^' P9 {a.They give like hell.
/ I9 c6 K, w4 ^. ?b.They do not yell.+ X& r) ]* ~+ I! b1 j& O
c.They do not tell.1 ]2 k' Z& B6 u9 x
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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4 Z! P9 k& y& y! b3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 W0 ?7 _ l: O5 m2 ^3 R
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and; C: z0 D( K% A# m) w
- a SPADE to bury him!1 {+ |# n* G" e
! w: m' J/ D6 {" c% e( }& E" [4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& e- ^/ j0 S' o$ o1 O6 K1 L/ Y6 XBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
* q5 F- s. `3 Q/ ^The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: j% T' p- J+ H, ?9 H+ S7 H
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ p) }& B7 h5 C% D; ?. _* K! VThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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( n+ R& _8 v7 X4 h4 o7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?; y0 M$ e* k l- U+ J
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" V/ g$ e( k' j& B) T/ @The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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