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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ N) E+ M) ~2 ~8 s' d
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 d( a6 z' |+ ]/ Z+ i; o
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& F+ G$ I0 t2 [& o1 J& o& j8 M
a.They give like hell.
* _5 I3 T6 Y0 s" U& ~( q: @b.They do not yell.  ~5 ^- N% M# i* Q
c.They do not tell.
8 Y1 L7 p& D" D8 V# h: pd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
& z* e. j2 \, K# l* ^- a HEART to love him,
8 n. x5 b, E$ Q8 ?0 u- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 y' M, W. T* Y+ J+ y5 U  e- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
, Q. ^$ y/ f" X# s8 G$ s2 P: D, N- a SPADE to bury him!6 T, {: l' a( }8 g! ]1 g7 ^: Z
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
+ P# c- f) v1 A$ w) j" z( YBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?( f5 ~7 k7 U8 o& I4 S# @6 V" h
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( E1 z5 v2 a7 g
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?& G( V+ S2 ]8 {$ i
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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) r9 a$ @, y9 x* N7 h1 N0 {7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! ^# v5 X5 {% C' x* @# ?  b0 FWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 A, W0 y" s( P+ w
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
' T& F6 r7 W9 n* L( Z( sThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~
% ^( O. _0 T* r; J0 A3 t8 J( ikeep it up~~
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that is great
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