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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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/ P1 S6 K! ] e+ D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. v" X h* k* `! ^) S8 \( F& B
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence {3 y& B( u9 q2 Q. H
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- a( p2 _* X, o
a.They give like hell.
+ u2 W" h% T8 _0 @! m4 {2 zb.They do not yell.5 ~) X9 D" T( Y! i, t. O
c.They do not tell.1 a8 r& s, K4 H1 J0 V T l1 g
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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' }4 i! p% d; g3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! J' j4 W" X. g
- a HEART to love him,' i" [$ l9 p L% ?! u( t7 k+ h; s- [
- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 d3 G, J- }9 x& r
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 m! s: a1 b, D; G9 T- a SPADE to bury him!' R. N% @% R# S8 J8 w
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
# a, ^- Y C! y7 s, cBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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& A$ \9 @4 R1 X5) What is the strongest muscle?0 P. A3 W( r# i8 m
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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3 _- I7 ?9 ^) L2 j$ K: _6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 X, Z: r6 v" A3 A& M
The arse hole is always in front of you./ F* q/ ]- O/ y1 H$ L% G" a, R o
7 B. `* Q, A% x) Z! t7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? W4 m+ H2 ?1 Q3 Y% v
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?" G' G7 F' g2 R" ^% q0 N* h
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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