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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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/ w6 L" W7 C5 f% g, b8 K1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ H/ p+ X( n8 Q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' B5 c" F( F9 t% d! Q. a4 e, p
1 {& E3 ~" ]* q @( ]; k! F2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
F. u. |# X4 ia.They give like hell.
, O4 O" q: P$ { r/ T1 t4 Ub.They do not yell.4 i9 h2 @/ A5 \1 X* n6 H
c.They do not tell.% S$ P6 z) R5 I! S2 n
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% @7 ?! Z) N. O
- a HEART to love him,
, N% f# U# c6 n- a DIAMOND to marry him,% e; B3 d- E1 i" t
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 G$ h' }9 |: u6 Q3 @
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 A$ l; N* ]! b1 D( o/ JBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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! {. C x/ {$ T; G* l* ?5) What is the strongest muscle?& P" I6 {! N9 M5 E: O, K- O/ m
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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4 z' a' u+ Y9 R" s" z* w6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" x J+ V) o J8 lThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: Z/ v' Z ?6 v' _
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& t. L/ V' d% \5 M
( M; ~3 |8 z) c5 R9 q/ U' m# }8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 E/ E6 X' i+ X) U3 S. }) G2 n0 s* r
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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