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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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. \2 K! K, g, l1 q* o1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 B4 u! k$ X0 f99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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, Y1 ~9 C# r+ I! g* R* i& y2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
$ x v6 v/ ^; Z) w" r/ \8 l) @a.They give like hell.
# s# f* r) S2 m9 c7 m: Q% lb.They do not yell.6 j4 b/ u6 i5 K5 R7 e( T
c.They do not tell.
# J q, F1 G) F. P: ed.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- }; _6 y8 X$ m" S! E* ?
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,% `+ [ `# ~, q1 a0 { e- Y2 {' Y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' u7 X I5 C+ d$ C1 S
- a SPADE to bury him!
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- C% E6 @9 E& V2 s, n# D4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
- h" Y/ p% ^6 u/ u$ N# ?Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later( B: C& B" O# C% d
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5) What is the strongest muscle?3 J' P/ h. p3 d2 ]6 V/ ?$ s
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- w, Q6 m9 t4 }( g' f. o* E' a
The arse hole is always in front of you.0 C6 u f Y: R* @* p
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- @( |. ]' w3 D8 v5 @2 V" U
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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; X8 x/ t' l9 r; p2 v8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& k/ C2 n/ Y0 F; @1 o$ M) [. A: t; tThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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