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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ z, W& e3 m' }
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence/ s+ K1 Q( |1 b
+ l4 D* e/ X4 n- w- g `! x: b2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 T2 r \3 ?! ]4 n8 ?8 D) t3 Ca.They give like hell. % E2 W) E# ]( P. w# Q2 W! K
b.They do not yell.
. ]' T8 [- E/ `c.They do not tell.
, E m/ d2 w% O0 qd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 N# X4 S$ w3 H" T( o
- a HEART to love him,
( s) V4 Q6 ]* J# I; K2 A1 L- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 Y/ _0 n5 ~" h; N% ]6 u$ h
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
# E+ _0 m5 Q, l0 K2 P* Q! q8 J- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( t& e- E/ ~$ t0 G C- _) nBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' V6 e# q3 a7 @
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
# p/ _. M6 f4 K; FThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
z, W/ J, u! n7 p) S9 L* ?1 jThe arse hole is always in front of you.7 Z- V% ~' V7 B4 G3 o. P
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( p1 D' s: e% e- m' j
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 N- S; L4 _4 ~. M) q
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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