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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 n+ ^) p1 m2 @' z8 U: x) V7 X' a
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence$ z1 B2 R p' m) G z( N: Z
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 S! S! n! x4 ~4 N
a.They give like hell. - n; ^+ I6 S# ~. o6 Q% o! k3 d5 X0 ~, E
b.They do not yell.
1 f/ |0 D& ^& E1 n! Pc.They do not tell., o( d, E [+ [2 @- e9 P
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
5 ~: ~/ o2 q4 X& T. i# ?& H- a HEART to love him,9 P: C2 Q3 G$ x& A D) {; U( K
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 A- `- K" \9 S0 X! q, l4 Y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 s5 _# G4 ^$ P" B! n | W
- a SPADE to bury him!4 u: }5 h8 ^, n+ ~& I% ^: t
* o7 _0 A7 R3 L; d4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! L% P5 a4 E& P! h1 E/ mBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: R0 o* A. M7 x$ d
4 _% l1 k# i7 \% U" s' w5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 Y7 g/ L4 ?/ [% K6 n" g3 ^The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ R" w% F! \- S1 C/ Y7 E$ n& G. }* q
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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, _# P& |; y" y2 a* E y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! s" f2 {! e0 t$ ^. qWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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+ Z# N8 @. _: D/ m4 X% D1 v" D' b8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- \+ {! \4 W5 o/ l' H9 f# o+ B1 x
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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