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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 w8 H. u+ Z2 L+ C99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# |: e! }7 ?" l3 Y% ma.They give like hell.
5 @/ T8 Z( t6 z/ h" c, l5 h7 L0 Db.They do not yell.
5 ?8 M6 B8 s" ?c.They do not tell.4 ~: v9 r0 e1 R) u, H
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" \$ R% y9 }3 M c* d5 o- a HEART to love him,
& M2 c& s& T3 K. H) A- a DIAMOND to marry him,
; r" b/ ?1 T5 u3 ]5 E% Z p- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 ~' z; P# A# n# P5 z( }$ ?- a SPADE to bury him!4 b8 p# s' n* [6 R: P
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ F6 f$ D1 l% v; Q8 P8 iThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 E8 Q) n% R0 \5 Q, ]+ Q4 j- n
5 ^. i# [: T! u) e G( Z5 }+ p6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ W( f2 U/ O0 \8 I4 A; {/ {7 gThe arse hole is always in front of you.6 t3 y0 S" d. X/ ^/ i7 i3 L; Q0 k
; `0 y" y3 \' o, q4 z7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 Q7 [- K" I/ z, I8 R- c3 Z8 HWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 Q$ w+ i, H8 G
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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