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[English]: Jokes..
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/ d+ E8 }: s* O& p1 ~+ t1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- j/ ?+ }2 h) x( T x6 {, o$ ?
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& C! h- e8 R; g
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 d$ `9 }# z! U# _& c% m! q
a.They give like hell.
; w1 p' ?& `; r0 V. o# M3 x( yb.They do not yell.( e8 T" \2 x6 H- \* K0 p
c.They do not tell.
0 J9 f% v( F. ]% |d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 T3 U9 K$ O/ _' p6 X
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" F. y5 m! R/ Z/ V7 X- a HEART to love him,( Q' V g% g1 O# B) D" p, q% }9 ?2 g! ]
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
0 Y9 [7 f( k. M- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 y( i+ k2 m4 Q' t# N, y
- a SPADE to bury him!4 r W f5 z: ^( j [, L
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 g7 e( c; n; k5 n# a2 \
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 l3 M) y& k1 ]$ E% J" w
/ x3 c' E6 Z+ T, b5) What is the strongest muscle?
; ~, j) ]$ m* O% T fThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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: m* H% S! p, z0 W. f( y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 J7 t2 L4 f/ ]
The arse hole is always in front of you.* c# b6 y4 q. V$ e# W
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) p/ Z" J! s* F& T
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 b; ?( K" m- z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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