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7 x! E( N) j- q& G1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 x' S2 q& i! `. C( y2 w6 G, A
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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1 t- y. U- ^. W2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
7 b8 |9 @: C" E; A! U4 Z) A' }$ {a.They give like hell.
1 a; N) v# e* X1 L* B& cb.They do not yell.
' J) e& ?8 r- ?; S) W  T( V! G# ?2 bc.They do not tell.% L" s7 K7 s) P) y- D! u7 @7 A+ ?
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 J5 L, u  ?) a
- a HEART to love him,
- q/ }; f  c' G% e7 U- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 G  |1 h% k  }  A2 ~5 k- a CLUB to smash his head in, and; I$ D$ A. X& A. t* b3 a" C
- a SPADE to bury him!; `+ ^* e7 p0 o3 t

+ `1 J8 {" w. m  H1 X1 w7 f4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 K; H( a/ a5 I# gBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?( Z8 `2 L$ X' U6 k5 O6 y( l  H
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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( }/ ?9 o! L  o7 J6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: c' N7 a- Y0 z  G2 w' n5 C
The arse hole is always in front of you.& w7 a$ g) s9 Y, v

$ J/ g0 [: [" x, j7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?  `5 D& u' W' _
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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) }  G" `: h# u6 e5 @  {0 Y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! [& h, g: ^3 C- iThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~% @" u3 X5 v+ a  r: ~
keep it up~~
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that is great
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