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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' j8 v# b; g. O' i; `/ p
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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3 B3 |& c. }; W, Z! f2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# V: ]) x& Y9 ~- ~" u% }
a.They give like hell. , o9 T: @: T( m+ i5 Y; z3 v5 G
b.They do not yell.3 P( j a0 y6 x7 w- j5 T
c.They do not tell.( D- m4 I2 u+ @& b2 w
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 `! @( v* a" c
- a HEART to love him,
2 t, E- `% `1 U1 n- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 c& [- z% C* V! F6 T
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
* |: A$ r0 N1 h! B- d0 m) K- j8 Q- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( y$ [* j# l. e3 @* [# ^
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 g- N9 `5 i; _) w) _( h" c
7 z' [4 x1 I% \& a# j5) What is the strongest muscle?
) W4 L' R6 I) mThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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# g" z3 i& e5 z6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. X: [& N% Q& p& B4 }
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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# C/ }* C! J3 ~7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9 t, [! I6 g, y4 w* BWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!- A. ]$ S: n {* y0 b
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?% n( Y: v) i9 b/ s
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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