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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 a; [1 K! [! ^" c# Y
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- v( C) Z$ N1 o4 e; L a; q% {7 b
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" ?8 b+ R& S) ?* y4 y
a.They give like hell.
+ O J1 m: V% e4 e; R2 j4 Yb.They do not yell.9 X6 F5 ^" K% c6 t& L: d; m
c.They do not tell.
5 n' K% J3 ]. r; Xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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. B1 i; ]! k' Y4 m4 t3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# H* \" p T1 z" l, b) o1 N) s
- a HEART to love him,
7 ~$ v# q6 `5 D# F' N; i1 j- a DIAMOND to marry him,' h9 B3 V1 \; G& v+ Z) s/ I+ C
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- c( ^6 \, z8 {4 r+ b1 Y
- a SPADE to bury him!6 B2 n: r/ @) {, {, X
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? A9 j, C3 F; V) d _# R' t
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 u N' q# s/ R; S3 t# r p
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5) What is the strongest muscle?) i. F, ]3 h* o1 L3 ^, Q& I% n
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 ~$ M8 g8 j8 m2 D9 L, o
8 U, V5 Z9 T& U% e4 z) n4 D6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 t* G# X4 Z3 Y; b8 ~1 t+ M
The arse hole is always in front of you.7 w% t7 a0 @, t" \; H
5 E0 Y& `8 K7 u( D; Q) J& V7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 I, {$ b" Y; X+ c5 Z; J$ m" l
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* i! Y1 I$ @0 S0 {) s
2 c9 h w1 a9 F( z( i- X p) \/ Y$ t8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 c) e9 X% d" K" M c4 [
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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