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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' R% W4 m8 b8 C2 N8 D- k2 L7 J! q
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 ~/ l5 z5 f `% A. U& Q
0 B7 j/ I5 d: f1 i' e2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 Z# b. j4 N" a$ b0 P( ~& e) G% e/ C, sa.They give like hell. 0 q T" e& X5 B/ l9 v9 n+ `8 U
b.They do not yell.0 ]1 X: w8 y7 B+ z4 {6 n
c.They do not tell.
' @5 a2 R* Y. L- O" e `: Q ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 N4 _$ |2 S" h" F/ t" x. O
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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. A! X4 U8 N# Y2 s- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- {6 D% i- e! k, I$ ~3 x- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
) f C( x1 L7 f; ?- a SPADE to bury him!
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" n! n8 ]* [; W( p& r2 P4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& v; K4 u' L) s# xBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?) U2 W* o5 k/ x" V
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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3 f# J6 Z: o3 e2 G. E) q, |6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% P- K1 r3 q) xThe arse hole is always in front of you.6 u p- D2 H/ Y4 j# r1 o; [& D n
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 J6 D P2 I; F- v+ U' m* [When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* Z- \; M. v$ V7 |& K9 o' \6 n
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( }% M6 W4 ?/ S6 E1 F% y% oThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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