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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job1 g* U6 z4 I! B( H
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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0 o% i2 [( g9 ^8 c( m2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
6 C3 [) y$ l* Ha.They give like hell.
$ G& z ]+ q$ } ub.They do not yell.9 }4 W( c* c9 a p* E5 t' |. Q
c.They do not tell.- p' E6 @# s, [0 C0 O( M: V
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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! N: d7 Y. `0 n' w2 w3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 p! A N1 `" @( n& R# \- q- a HEART to love him,* Q- I" I( \. z3 F
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
0 a Q- b+ [; u7 @: m2 l- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 _8 _/ o( U+ N# D. L9 [
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
5 o* d9 U6 ]4 v4 c: S7 uBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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- d9 }& c( |5 q8 P8 w5) What is the strongest muscle?, t0 \' u* V* x9 @) x: H& R$ a
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) g) f& U0 Q8 G3 H$ N5 J; `1 l
0 V% A' {' p% T" [. e5 L! U2 g% B( X6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: `+ k4 \1 [+ B# d" }
The arse hole is always in front of you.- X; c& p7 O& @; |8 y% l1 j
7 s+ I7 P R1 c; ?; B' n7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0 T5 x! H, P8 A- J! G9 N
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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) F, Q$ H9 k- B! D8 j/ \! z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. M& P' H2 G0 L f9 e
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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