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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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. d- `4 `" S& t7 n9 @1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' L/ c" ?1 K( o% L' Z4 B99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2 q0 J+ Q T+ v/ w% F, t3 Z2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ t4 U7 l+ W9 D2 H$ K
a.They give like hell.
1 V, Q5 h* l/ [. r) Z0 zb.They do not yell.5 V) ~0 ?$ \( Q$ m3 t/ l
c.They do not tell.
! F$ d. g5 |( Qd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' \3 G3 u* c2 ^( z# F6 f5 | X
! v# G& i# U7 { k& u/ a/ F. ]0 T3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
s' M4 _4 I9 ~+ H& O8 N- a HEART to love him,
8 J' Q; x. O& a3 N7 [% v4 f- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- w" y, {+ a% \6 q, B6 }- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! l: v9 {7 f( k4 u- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 L2 H3 w8 Q, ]" bBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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4 M: k( ]2 V: A* ^- {$ t0 \4 Z1 G5) What is the strongest muscle?
' o: |7 X D& J( K0 a6 EThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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4 t9 l" C" w; O6 _: H! A: h6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 g+ _" k0 @5 w: b$ x
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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8 r/ T; r$ M" u/ O# V7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 _* p3 f) E9 [8 H+ P5 W+ w" f: @When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 O: D3 I1 H* i5 S3 `* a3 [% S
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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