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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
; Q" q! D" w; O, E( |" Y2 v99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 U7 j+ _8 a. {! U
" N7 I7 T. H& M* F9 {2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
3 i2 V' r& }! g$ a! f+ n* i) `) [a.They give like hell.
U+ S8 x2 E( g5 R. yb.They do not yell.
9 O8 D, P5 }% w" x7 Oc.They do not tell.( w3 l+ ~* K* W8 p& ? X% j: R
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., p a9 B+ @9 d$ w, r+ u
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
) E+ @- A4 I! {5 `% s- a HEART to love him,9 j1 E( n) f+ g+ n, `1 C0 m0 S
- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 M: i$ Q- M% g# _- R8 g
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 M: [$ q2 l H- x7 r9 R) ^- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?' ]+ L/ v6 F: P2 p1 l& [( i
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 t, e- L. Z& W& Y/ l# ?. W& H
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5) What is the strongest muscle?2 @! x% A2 f6 N- V" {
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. J: | m2 _" ]" X& b/ ^/ B
$ Y* Y+ b& L0 D1 ?( [' ^3 l" h6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ B, r5 M- r/ `3 iThe arse hole is always in front of you.5 e& U. X0 l/ f; \3 W. \% D' o
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 S- U) n4 M4 P# ?& a2 }When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
4 G' ?: ~4 x) D$ J+ N# qThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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