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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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* V, C( k) e5 ^+ Y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job F& U' Z1 f; V! R" g8 E3 p
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( k9 d& ^( A! m) Z8 w* Za.They give like hell. * X" h0 w* |( n, G Y. \! B# ^
b.They do not yell.
+ b' p/ D8 G: h- s8 Lc.They do not tell.. G" u* H/ E$ ~% j) Q" Q
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ t6 o" I0 c0 s5 @! {( f
) Q) O( h, F) R5 A3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
+ J. x1 w0 g+ x- a HEART to love him,
" n, J" S. @# O2 S- a DIAMOND to marry him,
8 M1 u8 Q3 G& y( J' ^4 R- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ [: T. ]; d9 J2 a9 H
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& `0 ` D+ b/ u" q$ IBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 ?. `& X8 m8 o4 @' v: q
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
. z" p1 F3 G3 m2 s: w# k3 h& o$ }The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 y, x9 j$ z( O% }
: u8 Q! o# D. e) S/ K/ d' {6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
; j: R. P% T# WThe arse hole is always in front of you.' A: C T' m+ m2 r" k* D. P
# X/ r3 M7 u; C+ Y- a$ Q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
t8 z" d$ [& [When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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$ @/ H8 {! m2 d) c8 g8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ {( e# g7 Q% AThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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