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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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6 e; P+ {! Y" e) R# @: y3 u1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ b! a, x3 H9 I( b* j
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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, a4 c1 t, Q( l1 ~" P2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 b6 n( N( ^3 G1 K( r% P) ~
a.They give like hell. 3 [# X D6 w" r4 z( M- t
b.They do not yell.
4 U! C& J% h1 cc.They do not tell.' m+ n- L! B5 x2 ]7 [" ]0 T
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
4 t2 `1 ~: ~6 c% m; E- a HEART to love him,- y0 }4 {, j6 O1 B- a
- a DIAMOND to marry him,# y( n, Y, A4 b
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and6 r1 L5 p7 ]4 B1 g
- a SPADE to bury him!
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1 ?- l) Z( r/ a9 M( o' M4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? [4 r- b, m+ }9 w0 |5 P7 z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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9 U+ S& w# n$ O+ X5) What is the strongest muscle?
* K8 m( {# {; V! M; jThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 p/ @% b; @0 P
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 B; X1 r* b! X; R1 ^, b
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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5 i* U0 q9 \8 D( U, m& F: O7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ S5 x) y4 z" Q- bWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: D$ A3 W" U" f" h
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 N9 r6 {9 Q5 w% f. _" MThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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