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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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: B$ M' f& S8 I. b" t1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 r; x0 `3 O3 f: ^, d99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 y, y/ E6 f% n- V
5 ^( I# p( ~" Z7 |+ V2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; x+ e2 I) I+ q e4 L2 e
a.They give like hell.
: \ f) J- T& o b! b: Ab.They do not yell.
: |, C! ]2 H0 ]. B3 D Xc.They do not tell.
4 t4 e) f8 y" M2 i# xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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; G7 Y7 t7 F. m) H; }: ~3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:$ [1 ~/ E' d: [
- a HEART to love him,
. }7 \/ s0 z8 k5 @6 _% C$ K- a DIAMOND to marry him,/ t0 c. T* U [2 R# m j$ V4 s
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 O0 ?! k& u. Z) q- a SPADE to bury him!" m* E6 i/ Q; d8 y, g6 m
/ {; `! y$ Q7 D' }. [+ N @% p# \4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?5 v+ g! ^* b! g. S: B9 p2 r
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- r J, `1 Z' F$ u0 ~. N+ E5 F
" a9 c* k& ]& |5) What is the strongest muscle?& y+ G) {% g2 z9 ^
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( w3 I' J& |1 A6 L4 W$ I
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ c/ `, S, G. L! l' W; A& i: M6 K1 r
The arse hole is always in front of you./ R' A* d5 m$ ?; t; {- D% w
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
: \6 S- N& f0 @' eWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& _' |$ ?) m, H9 T+ y. `The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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