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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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. P5 V3 L; C* g1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( M7 l( k; Y7 b( j; Z99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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9 @) Y( O' \# ?5 n- z( M* |- [2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 C: g% I9 F9 s( W2 O# b) L, xa.They give like hell.
* U' _7 C0 n L. u/ z6 `b.They do not yell.; z- c6 C A1 B5 c6 l! W6 b) h* K, A
c.They do not tell.; s* }! Z" G+ \
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: y( q+ h/ q# h, E1 X
1 E r" E/ A# l7 M# Y0 f' z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) ?2 c# T7 O' ]- I- m( ]
- a HEART to love him,
, Y3 b- U0 _+ E! _! b- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 l& I# x/ n/ _) T. h
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and; M8 v( j- ~, i# M* A" Z
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
- l( c( f& N: _Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 `) B6 B4 u" X1 \" EThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 I6 r. m) \$ ~% M( U
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?$ E. R* U4 s; v D- Q# x# k
The arse hole is always in front of you.* j8 a/ _6 g, Y* v" @
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?$ H9 D! ~! j1 v: x2 v8 v4 M! G# G
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' y) {! U2 q! `" v" ~+ e! a
4 t! I' d2 M: Z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 I6 I' C( }8 v. YThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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