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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 h8 x6 t/ i) [; B
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, \# e/ Z6 B+ R g
: h7 Z G2 U8 G$ a& T; @2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
$ G5 l% D i8 U3 Pa.They give like hell.
6 W1 O6 H8 n; l# ]b.They do not yell.
1 u8 t$ O, I( }* q7 Z& F6 v; O$ N) }c.They do not tell.
' J) A. a A# O! Y/ Vd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) Q: l! |6 \% o( P; k
% Q5 b+ M/ O! q" Z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
6 s5 O" R ]. D/ m, u- a HEART to love him,
) |7 T( H% I( ]* L h- a DIAMOND to marry him,
% j% I6 x4 @5 v% m. P5 V- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 |2 g+ u7 ]( W1 v# S
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& X y s, n1 EBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?( y0 Q$ H' b, D+ N9 B
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
; |( C5 Y' g2 h# x0 h6 xThe arse hole is always in front of you.' |; C" M. z2 o3 d6 C
7 w+ L: w1 l* @$ M7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- ~0 U/ ]4 M, Z" ^+ [7 k* e/ fWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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! V0 s: r7 U1 ?% }$ k8 Q8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 D. A& Q+ a7 q
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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