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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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; H& S) A. Q. ~& Q1 }' e1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 |% C; z4 j) e6 H99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- s5 Y/ G9 V6 o) D
( F( `) z/ f: @0 K' I) _( P% \1 p2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
/ p+ K6 T$ U# U2 Ra.They give like hell. 7 D( l* j, A0 Z0 v Q* h- J& r
b.They do not yell.
1 r, U$ W) T7 A3 c4 Kc.They do not tell.
& r4 i5 n7 h; ?4 id.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 b. D2 J+ C! ?& T
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( a% w9 M) ]- K- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% ~# M4 w" T1 I* q$ o( J
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& }& `4 W9 [$ ^0 l2 ZBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
' g4 G. }9 S! @. ^- Q, F& M8 oThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. j8 Z8 t6 J& `6 O3 [
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! W; d }! [* W0 l, ^' E% m) N6 L- a
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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z! H( K* e/ y, ^* Y9 W7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
3 g' \' W* _1 ^, k+ n. O* H. OWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!2 G. }) _4 b- v. R
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?& p E2 x4 E( H v9 N
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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