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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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0 [; e$ n+ I8 e2 B5 T6 O9 ^1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 v, d$ z0 g! L8 i& u! Y4 |. `; H
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: l- w( Q) P f$ P: X
+ C# ^% U) s( [2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) j1 a9 `5 k3 V+ |
a.They give like hell.
3 P0 \6 N" [9 L3 q3 b( xb.They do not yell.
& I! [- {9 M. lc.They do not tell.) X& x9 g+ C8 |8 _7 t9 q. G5 q( U( _
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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$ c% ?1 g p1 o8 n8 {2 G3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) M6 b3 Q* ~) L: i
- a HEART to love him,8 B1 {9 L* r8 y D$ l
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! }: ], I4 ^# L% f9 j- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: j1 u# M3 K& o* O/ T
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
9 o+ a: x5 o w5 G7 ZBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 p! |# M% u' o1 o r# z1 O
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
: M% S* x" A- _6 s, LThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) V* H( c5 Z+ H; b- H* o" Z
The arse hole is always in front of you.0 Y; f- q2 C+ F
; f6 Q5 R0 V8 x0 E/ s9 ]7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 w+ a9 T' h. e8 c7 i
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!" g& }8 K+ A7 q) ~, X- v+ X
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ N4 x, c Y# j! _
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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