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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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! x8 u* O$ F0 l% H% {2 k1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job+ ^3 d+ F* Z0 b' }0 P. A' _
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& G( s0 t& |% ~# S* b O6 U. Y
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
- l! w2 C$ q0 Sa.They give like hell.
: N/ R) G0 W7 z) @. pb.They do not yell.
_# j( p; M7 d* ?" i/ b" O% s! o! ec.They do not tell.
3 a1 P9 U7 ~$ e& K& pd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." J2 e- R3 L1 C9 n1 a r; @# e
" \. o M3 w4 G2 S. D* i3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( P1 \! n0 Q( K6 p2 a/ j- a HEART to love him,
' a1 O9 E9 |. v8 e/ T: V- a DIAMOND to marry him,: V3 ^$ q5 I5 F0 E
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 g2 ^" E% n- G1 N; ^
- a SPADE to bury him!6 O& P+ g6 P; v2 m6 l' j
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) ^7 e. U8 _( s" c) tBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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/ b& S+ K( P1 n/ `# G5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 Z9 D& F: K/ c. w. FThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ A7 P' X+ B& ~; O8 m) D. I
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. {% ^7 u+ |$ U4 L$ t+ u
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? O5 s5 r1 G2 I" c" P5 X
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! `4 y: D$ }) X) I
4 ]7 c& t5 n* Y4 @: m3 O8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# R7 n3 [' n# @) g: n
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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