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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" P0 z m2 x/ r3 R1 A
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence* }. O' Q2 V4 q/ ^' i/ f8 c
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
2 G+ G# k: h1 ~! Ra.They give like hell.
; n' q# S4 N+ ?7 i" }0 Db.They do not yell.
% _8 x, ^2 s s2 Z, n( K% Jc.They do not tell.( m. i0 V0 u1 n$ `8 b
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 n- M$ i* U, J8 Y k' w* q7 R/ ?% i
- a" N) \: C0 X5 O% U3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
6 Z* F- |5 n# x# U6 h R- a HEART to love him,2 v3 v5 R7 z) G- W" o
- a DIAMOND to marry him,) r$ R- e2 o7 }% w1 |) H
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! r7 j7 F/ K( g1 q* P9 w+ a- a SPADE to bury him!4 e/ T! i6 v& I- K3 U' K% t
2 a5 }6 `2 V, L0 i O0 T0 k$ R) y3 t4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
1 B+ c/ E F$ H, y( FBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 ^8 G4 s8 q. c( ?
: O o6 P9 u. e l# ~8 U3 |, g5 {5) What is the strongest muscle?
2 @8 w; K `; @0 e: JThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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. ?0 D# ^) r) F5 b& \+ n( }4 I6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 Q5 R: B; _. `
The arse hole is always in front of you.0 h' d/ N: z9 j0 E% A+ N: a% s# Z
& x8 h- u) H& D! G, }7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' }5 L3 E0 x* c3 Z+ SWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 V/ A+ x( G, j( h0 h# `2 r! w* YThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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