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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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# p# V& x6 O' j: T3 A7 O1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( T2 {5 L+ s. N9 E+ @" O& t4 I99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence$ @) m. Q$ M0 W& F6 s- l: ^4 F* G# u! [
! i$ I2 @* a$ {& u2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 F3 e5 F" x: l2 W7 B; |0 H
a.They give like hell.
- r+ \3 y: l6 V* m, w& \. }b.They do not yell. l0 \ s! P6 A* @( P6 j- h% ]' q
c.They do not tell.
. y4 _. a( ^) z: A9 y( Q# \d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 I* C2 b) K* H2 e
- a HEART to love him,
: }$ l4 f/ b/ K8 _- a DIAMOND to marry him,
) R3 W" v; J7 F q' n+ \- a CLUB to smash his head in, and9 f2 h( `' `' l3 `5 o y
- a SPADE to bury him!5 ^- e# N8 y' }2 |
1 o2 ?1 T* Q. ^2 M. P4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 H. G$ ]6 h# F% J+ D! qBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
, _* ]/ H6 J0 x( [" `! j( A" rThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 s9 v' b0 P! t- X g6 ?
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( r0 o( Z2 P; y! u' c! a1 T
The arse hole is always in front of you.+ G) {/ s9 K8 |( |9 s/ G5 m. y
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
: |; d1 S3 r" v7 M* xWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 F3 D& B' A7 |
; V+ A, L6 g6 b7 b, n8 t8 k1 T8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
- N6 q* Y3 t- Q0 E9 I6 ~8 D! h2 SThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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