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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* V8 o; s2 H" s7 D& \
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) x& C# c( s9 @1 w+ s- L
- @0 F7 c0 n" {2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# [4 t4 ?+ u0 r- |: _7 {4 r
a.They give like hell. 2 k% x7 R6 J) B7 s
b.They do not yell.
* q; I& N b# r1 qc.They do not tell.
8 t6 K; R( F# @d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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+ p: ]% `; F6 v6 ]) C! E3 t3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: z8 G8 p/ ]" i0 R
- a HEART to love him,
0 D1 s, J! P* `( l- a DIAMOND to marry him,# C! f$ I% E0 e$ o/ I
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 J# C) c9 N& e; e6 ~
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 B: ^. w- t7 Z7 `
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ I3 a) \ S4 d0 e7 N& u6 T& YThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 Q0 b! W' H4 X/ b
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
4 q& @% B: L' M* D) GThe arse hole is always in front of you.5 y! s% x" v2 u
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 P* [# i* w. x% t
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" T/ K" o* A4 F1 vThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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