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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 b- L) |2 u( Y5 X2 ?& i" h* E4 s99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: v6 k ^% _; H# F( m" p% y ja.They give like hell.
u. m6 O% L, P; U" `: v4 ^b.They do not yell.9 S" X: X3 [% j9 |4 F* T/ ~
c.They do not tell.' G, n2 W' T" k9 q
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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4 O9 t- K! N; i3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
6 S1 p$ |; T, q J' ?: o/ F- a HEART to love him,, z* L8 `. G+ v! r) {
- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 K/ Y0 z' i( B8 F7 l; Q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& Z. K' P5 e( Z
- a SPADE to bury him!
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8 ?! L6 Y/ m" m/ \6 n1 a' K4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
, z3 J. y, U uBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?6 `# h3 g# F2 W. x& L7 g
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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# P' V; y4 N+ I' w6 ~# Q0 K# q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 P) b5 G3 H2 B" E/ u8 I1 R) `The arse hole is always in front of you.
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- z4 t# }. ?1 B6 M7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ }: J/ h4 I6 _" ]
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! Y. Q1 P1 u# `) A9 Q
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; S( ?: e, V; z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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