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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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5 W+ i( N* C" ^2 n9 C8 O0 E1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 s# a) j* ?: c& ^2 }8 c& |99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ F- u. D, E" r, @0 l
a.They give like hell.
7 ?- T' K5 }4 X! Z. M5 Cb.They do not yell.
/ c1 L% s6 l" _! Z+ _+ Q8 o5 G+ Y# e- pc.They do not tell.
* ^$ c, A* C0 K! K6 Wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.7 c! h: I1 M' Z: Z1 z
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
2 U! d( J/ u' `- a HEART to love him,
- m: c0 {: I# C$ x& ?& S; k- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 h9 K) T4 o1 c6 J* ~/ y7 |: Y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 D* G% L& J; B& J/ g% j/ n
- a SPADE to bury him!6 {+ p' m# N% a. J
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! m; ^+ m. \9 w4 U: b
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later ]: R$ A1 P) {6 y& G
( E! D1 C/ r( k4 v5) What is the strongest muscle?! E& ?% D9 V0 E: j: f7 a
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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' Y9 j2 b2 y0 s$ e7 J/ M* `6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 Y; J" m T' |. D8 \
The arse hole is always in front of you.% [( ~5 ]) G2 {* O
+ m5 X' Y# H5 @2 a! J5 d" v7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( O. }, a+ x& Q& i
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) D; @; M$ |/ L- w8 L
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. F! [( X/ d& q2 U1 |! q, o* jThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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