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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* i! f7 M9 A2 d+ F* y1 a" Y8 V
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
6 d- B9 Z3 N6 v* ba.They give like hell. 6 U8 y6 C1 _, i& t
b.They do not yell.
4 n1 i: o4 ^# w- i$ jc.They do not tell.4 n" @# u; [0 A- u
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: \6 D8 d) D5 X) ]" k
- a HEART to love him,) }1 H- e! m2 i$ _6 K* V$ K
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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) H+ p2 @) ?9 e( ~, [- a SPADE to bury him!! W/ A$ f3 Z: Y0 ]' f6 N$ v
/ v4 A7 _9 _& T: Q- ~4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 e! m6 F9 ^$ K! _- U7 |8 f; K
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 ~7 Y) T$ ~! B2 e: A: L
% F" s5 z0 g f' H* x5) What is the strongest muscle?
* t0 J @, s. `4 t# w5 TThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% {8 v5 A8 n% _' C# x
; F( @: F2 F5 Q+ _/ |6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* t3 X* j8 s) ? }- v. J! r- s6 a- J
The arse hole is always in front of you.. {2 o" J6 p- {$ b2 q5 g6 t; K
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 c, M& R/ y5 h. r! r1 h- e9 H! c1 ]
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. [0 j5 ]4 M/ |, e
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ q; @2 W9 b$ i7 f& A$ A6 |The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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