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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ \7 D! h: y& F( C: f1 M
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence3 I2 q0 \+ `2 k, D* x: E7 T; N
0 k3 `- a; W2 X/ @* k* X- w( ]2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ A% e; j8 {) E4 Y8 H5 g9 Y
a.They give like hell. 7 p% b6 c. z1 @1 T$ s. @- ~0 m
b.They do not yell.+ @9 ], H: @4 ]8 o* F3 B" b3 m
c.They do not tell.
3 y% u4 n4 f" l$ Dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 D) r J2 D. n7 m- a HEART to love him,8 J8 i# U& m+ w2 a9 [7 s$ {( c
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
6 F8 m1 j* T+ g3 L0 n- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 o& M% R8 Z$ I' t# i
- a SPADE to bury him!% x7 d/ J5 i0 ~" F$ r1 {6 `" ?
- k* C5 G* |. P+ K0 {8 W, C9 s9 g4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) N( V* w3 C6 k3 B
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! \, _ v- C5 U( f. [; A
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
, R' C1 n. p" }+ sThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 x. y, }5 h+ N v; N- P% H
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ n& [: l& B" I/ Y7 E% I* T. c8 s
The arse hole is always in front of you.0 L+ R# B, E7 |; s$ `3 ]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 w* `2 Y7 q' L1 M8 k& ~5 r. }, ~9 y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) F, x9 x& |5 b% d8 p, \2 A& w! d
* ^4 I9 x. E% A) X/ _; }8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?" M" J N* G! z, f. x) W
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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