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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
, P8 n l. G+ {- s; h5 t99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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/ z4 v# B$ d; W7 w1 `* C2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 d6 g8 W; B% d! I G' i- C4 h" t5 ~! c6 V
a.They give like hell. , c( I1 H; b% v1 c" y8 _% i0 N) z
b.They do not yell.7 E4 k: R$ M* k! \! ^1 B
c.They do not tell.8 Z3 g, D6 w4 V( N a
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." ?# e: Y; G6 D5 M4 Z
+ w, t! k) V5 C3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
, v: q- B9 F, n! U, n1 L, C5 f- a HEART to love him,
% i' e, ]9 F, [! G- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 ?; H9 J5 B) X$ H% g- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 C3 l+ L2 G0 K8 b' G& x1 |' B
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, o h2 n$ B9 G( x) {' t
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?" T% i1 z0 M" |9 w" T9 r- i
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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B* U$ [- \1 f# a e3 x9 u& ~6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 K4 l1 B" j1 S/ z8 R5 E/ l
The arse hole is always in front of you., ?+ f) U, t' r% b- J- O
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 x3 d6 F6 a3 P2 C6 q
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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% D& A. K- q k# C4 M8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 t( ^- }, c) n1 zThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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