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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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3 t! v4 G, d& r4 G& l5 n5 w# T1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 \/ Z( I& l6 d1 E% i3 O3 s' B99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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- L8 |; g' M7 l. i! t! c! t2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( T0 G: R# B' \( T+ X' _a.They give like hell.
; j' W, j6 N# I, wb.They do not yell.! S$ i% {( g8 P# C; v
c.They do not tell.( x; [) l. K# E) t Z2 n! d6 t
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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$ r' Y7 M% V4 f3 L- K. P3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 x( h# i6 B* h4 a: @. [, g& t
- a HEART to love him,
9 E9 R& b% z; s* ?# m: g( p+ t- a DIAMOND to marry him,* i* d/ _/ ]. B6 t
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
( V3 T7 {6 X- I8 q9 _- a SPADE to bury him!5 |" n; V/ J* [6 D# _
R, R1 ?/ g8 `+ R3 o$ b4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* j6 G2 S2 h; R) b$ ?- U* Z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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. n! B0 [; Y6 G" D; w5) What is the strongest muscle?
) v {% G, H9 Q, x' o% @The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ e9 i6 p. n1 a% n+ j: c$ S) `The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 W0 y9 h1 [" e+ C0 Q' U6 HWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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" E: A9 w/ w$ w; u4 J# ^, l8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 r1 d( E {' d0 J0 f
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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