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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
; {; F- C2 Z' Q [- P3 o99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" U$ i* d4 a* F: K* h. g: n
| ^1 L- _: P x! W N2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 v* l) K0 W. n* Aa.They give like hell.
# M) w3 B# z8 f: H9 k$ {b.They do not yell.
: E9 N% L8 i( i2 ]3 j/ L( sc.They do not tell.
" v1 T3 B8 A% |3 xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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- N+ D$ f/ H# K0 |3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 Z, k; H: C' L4 [! u
- a HEART to love him,
8 c9 s% L+ p& }: x. |% S- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 g( a+ c/ L1 p" ]% ?' V
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" J/ c! R c/ Q- n$ m) y
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 f7 d% w( ~ wBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 e, t2 p' `" k0 ? ~
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 d# t, D4 j" ]3 S0 O6 E7 r" J- `0 qThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 q& A) N2 [" b
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; x- Q' @2 P* x+ _$ s
The arse hole is always in front of you.) o V" ]+ J% ~
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% C5 U7 X7 L' E* vWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: U" p, [$ H5 X% Y& N
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 e k/ w$ X: E( U# U" S" f3 k
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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