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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ @6 Z0 E, `4 |; F+ ~& }1 y
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence$ k: f1 m6 R* L1 @
$ K- m+ o9 V* J/ e2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
) u+ W" {! }/ L. @a.They give like hell.
% C7 v! J1 [# S& w Zb.They do not yell.
& Q6 o0 H# Q+ |1 `/ U7 X% ic.They do not tell.' `$ y) v6 g' i3 s! X( C7 G
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: ?* I# V1 J8 ?* F, N5 g/ B
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" E1 ]! {8 Q: Y- x) o- a HEART to love him,6 {( v. ^5 T; ]) n% C0 I# {4 v
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 C$ P/ e3 ^. K h; z- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ s( f6 l2 H2 s% }
- a SPADE to bury him! D* b- ~6 N; g5 K, X
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 j& o0 N/ q7 u4 UBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5 y9 B- V, i$ k+ x5) What is the strongest muscle?$ }; N' x4 }9 W5 |* d6 d/ Y
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! `+ V' ]+ q/ X7 w x3 ^
( U8 J8 t# @* Z7 Y c, r6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 t7 g3 [ n# m* _, gThe arse hole is always in front of you.( ], ?4 \+ y o5 @( ?7 s8 J
* G# k) Y" K" {9 p3 U9 o- P7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" Z+ p! X" D: s9 S; X& a ^4 ~$ u. j
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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2 v0 q7 L# f% J) `. H8 N9 l6 P8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
/ t" ?. t+ }' U( HThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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