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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
# a( _% n+ A+ W2 X; [99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! J+ H0 l1 r8 ^2 A- U( K
* q4 r# d% [, V7 ~2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
) e0 ^$ K2 p7 }3 o+ d+ o9 ]a.They give like hell.
7 W, |( r2 g; _4 s6 T2 f0 C4 Fb.They do not yell.7 E* ]% N% h4 m
c.They do not tell.
2 U: S6 s5 ~' ?' {d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 X3 k$ t4 B. @% E- Y$ j3 @
|( v) [5 i" w9 T3 k3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 B2 k- q [! L/ Z5 K# z
- a HEART to love him,1 b) q- e& d- H. Q# J$ p$ u' L
- a DIAMOND to marry him,; Y. F3 b% i- V* _5 q, o9 N* B
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! p$ s( B3 y9 ]- `1 H- z5 n
- a SPADE to bury him!
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5 e. Q+ W3 D8 o3 G1 A) W4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 {8 p! M4 U- l2 ~Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 V. m, t- ]" ~' m3 ~+ U0 n
1 F: W y( W# }4 D' C2 b1 l6 _5) What is the strongest muscle?; b j' B) k1 O6 k, F( S r
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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' }# f# H4 {; q. q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
) r! B) q' B+ H% C9 {: GThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& {# r( c. z: ? r4 K8 B
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% t, R; t* a9 G0 Y& @The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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