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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
; ` ~8 s' K! H# {4 {/ p# {1 p99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( X2 i& }: g) b4 m7 J8 q" @
" b1 a F( r( d7 r' l2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
3 z5 u$ Y6 w4 {1 Ua.They give like hell. 4 d$ r/ e9 X4 q2 N) |7 s
b.They do not yell.) w) n5 A. z, Z
c.They do not tell.3 @2 d9 } O$ [$ u
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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8 V, {! {. O2 ]* l3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
: K/ W& h+ c6 h5 Z9 B- a HEART to love him,# A: j$ d2 P8 o
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& g4 h# c$ P' J3 q* l" b6 ?- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ s' Y) E4 y7 K% i
- a SPADE to bury him!
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/ ?; x+ Y6 M$ k* M( w- e4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! E; y+ F0 U2 R2 `
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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: T8 N i8 u7 z% J5) What is the strongest muscle?' {" p% E4 S! o1 i0 |
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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3 x# N9 u+ T0 T! E6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; \! z' Z5 r. [, f
The arse hole is always in front of you." U7 m4 N. p# a. s1 ?8 ?
2 G( u# M9 s3 i/ A7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ ~, a. u9 h& f: N% w4 nWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 D7 A* \+ b5 J7 K) r
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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