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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: {2 _# p8 E7 x6 l99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence/ l; e4 I* Y( P& I: T: M G
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
- X! a# [5 c+ Z* Q+ Y+ sa.They give like hell. ' m; K& ^' i, F
b.They do not yell.
/ y( B: J e: c7 B! ? Jc.They do not tell.
8 J- P) V% [6 T, Q: ^d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! W2 s9 x' k0 G4 [- u: l" }2 a1 p$ s9 E
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* C6 [4 B2 Y0 b
- a HEART to love him,3 r3 a9 r: a( N. ~* j# n
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ a0 n1 G9 B/ A" r8 v" H- a CLUB to smash his head in, and f) i1 O9 i- i9 H$ C d- h) A4 P7 w( Q
- a SPADE to bury him!
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# u1 j. g) L9 h) V4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ x1 P9 i: |0 \$ m0 g# ^
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, L2 E9 X* F) y8 e |8 a
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5) What is the strongest muscle?9 U: f+ x5 Z; l \& N
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 a' w" K: X1 T3 U% T
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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3 X; E$ D5 y' v9 B) B ^7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 p3 r: W0 c: s( V, v+ N" m$ _3 J' d
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!+ Y5 H1 w% |% P- y0 h1 k+ T
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 A: _. Z7 ?# I3 A5 q
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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