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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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6 {+ n# Z* Y4 X( O6 ^- B1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. O* P( c8 u( L% o99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence* {: s4 C: S: n R
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" u) r( z6 z1 W
a.They give like hell. 6 T7 F$ F# q7 g& `
b.They do not yell.
- \+ C5 g( D; c' ^6 o' Q; uc.They do not tell.9 k: L: w0 E/ ^: l, G' m
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
4 c4 ~/ Z, c4 y& m- a HEART to love him,. ~! o! a% c O2 a6 p
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 w2 g7 @: p; C( ^- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- b+ U8 |# Y- W! R4 c7 u( i
- a SPADE to bury him!
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# t- y r9 r3 M9 H2 D) d4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) j' {/ Z6 N: x( D7 t! |Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* C6 R4 e3 F! z4 A9 p% O( I3 ~# l
/ g. n- X' [6 X' |9 v5 Y p5) What is the strongest muscle? g2 f/ j% R. g3 ^; h
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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. q$ V1 A" A/ ~" [" U6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 _6 v5 G. J# t! ^1 TThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? s y9 V: i! d4 _$ a! c
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 n/ g/ A( M* h: P7 F8 Y8 o* v
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 o& j$ X1 u0 K) U8 UThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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