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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
A8 w- I7 f8 w; N5 ]% A' p3 f99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 P4 l/ L6 {2 k* ]5 V# Y% t
! Y8 |+ @' D6 _, Q& P# {2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 b6 x" h+ q& D& @8 Ha.They give like hell. / z( ]7 h! T7 {% v
b.They do not yell.! g. o* c2 Y- }3 X
c.They do not tell.% m% T8 U$ w c, p9 M
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 y# U, ^7 Y( b$ ~
& L0 D7 ?1 W' M4 B( t3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ |; ?( V6 z2 m1 Q0 r4 `
- a HEART to love him,6 [. B" s; F* `& ]6 i4 W6 U
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& |, p4 a' B6 V$ e6 r- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
1 Y5 i' R* r; S$ q9 s' s* w* K- a SPADE to bury him!
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& V/ I# y! D& j" ^7 B4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
+ d! V. F8 V- N: Z VBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 e: t% }! Z( Q' ]$ m: fThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( B5 a+ S9 a% K# v) g9 K/ _ W, h
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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) l- V1 z+ a8 M( i6 H) u9 H7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
& o+ e4 Q/ |7 c. o9 EWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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) u" C8 T- X! w0 Y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: j8 l) N8 m( p. b/ EThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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