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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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0 a6 w4 H- K3 V5 X6 ?4 V* T+ s1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' Q" i; U( P, Y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence3 S$ u8 Z/ i8 L: }# a
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 G3 v/ I! C, U. ~a.They give like hell.
/ g& M+ A$ N/ u* x& `1 D$ yb.They do not yell.
7 l" q% |) f" p0 Bc.They do not tell.* V: q& B r/ I: s1 P
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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5 U' k) K3 I( l( j7 Q H3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% q) m+ @+ w( t7 g4 @9 k
- a HEART to love him,6 E8 w3 `: \4 h% N$ f R) n6 N
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 W8 L! m2 {9 f+ m- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
+ y2 g% T q. A! Z- a SPADE to bury him!4 d& R) w' r' g$ a
! [7 j: h# k; S7 I6 [' y" D _' x* r) n4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?3 t2 ^" V5 l a- \
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ e* b, w* E4 F1 g4 X+ NThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: X* H0 M9 V4 U- n) K" T
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? w- t; `9 u! N4 | L* C$ T
The arse hole is always in front of you.* u. P" b6 i6 M- D0 g! L6 o
2 Y, K' @5 D' ~9 ~; J7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 a! J j5 v! D. Q7 ^
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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6 m, \7 I6 c3 K( T) f8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# i( M8 ] P' X i- G0 A: ~
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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