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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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7 H- ]7 t" Y, C7 o1 y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ T" @: ~, u) h7 x/ a
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?' b8 F* T# T7 u% \* q
a.They give like hell.
0 N" J: D' {5 |$ J5 U2 ]# Nb.They do not yell.( x: U7 c0 m) v3 h h
c.They do not tell.
! N+ h5 r8 w' P8 J6 X, ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 P: z- _( n D h8 m- j
- a HEART to love him,6 S0 O: M* t" ^
- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 f' z3 X- _- ?1 F( I: e
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 ^; a7 y( v! ]- \- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. o ^4 a: H8 ~8 l% _Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?! K/ N& _ l' x5 |% J6 X$ b2 z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' g) _7 h) [. `$ |; L# F5 m2 X
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 _% k, j$ W9 ~6 c6 R
The arse hole is always in front of you.8 ?3 P+ I, { d0 z2 C4 j
0 Q& W) b& n9 f- C7 \( m7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0 T% A, P# Q `0 N2 i L
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! C2 d$ ^% O* E& y0 |% k
% r5 C6 V7 Y% X% t8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: S% L. X& u$ }& x
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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