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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: b$ Z$ E. F( s$ ]7 H3 k* `. W99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
3 u! n( | A3 `6 ca.They give like hell. . D2 p, c. x+ \
b.They do not yell.+ [: M1 a2 I, Y% H7 u/ R! N, S
c.They do not tell. W, P# I0 K; z" a- p
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: w& J4 @1 o7 B5 D4 M. I7 e2 i
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
. Z4 |* k- }) w2 Y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& R- Q! t$ m3 [+ H- a SPADE to bury him!! |$ [7 f. ]5 e0 m4 P$ U
+ F, S% C( P4 p) o8 {$ k% h4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( A2 C$ `2 t' p, E0 h3 E1 @
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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2 r( N" F1 |3 d+ ~9 k2 r# f( |3 A5) What is the strongest muscle?# E: \$ Q" ?/ j8 W. H
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( d" i# i! m8 j6 C! K
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? ?2 |( _/ Z3 k+ f
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!6 \' E. ^1 D( k# a: c
& |+ y0 R4 o, d; w( E8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 J$ N" d: `5 u: Y4 y& e$ cThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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