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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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" y: J3 {$ t6 s$ k1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( H' o4 s- Y: S' Q/ w1 e0 C/ r
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" c0 Y+ {. M( q, c3 S6 e. r
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# Y( U6 G7 r1 q' P+ d
a.They give like hell.
' O( w$ z/ O2 |' H0 y8 Db.They do not yell.5 _: J* N; ^; Y2 d- s. m8 d3 e5 H3 e
c.They do not tell.
4 ` [" N5 a$ jd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' f8 l/ M! b9 P& m* I
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:; ?! T3 r1 k2 @. J
- a HEART to love him,/ K2 N6 C$ A+ {- j
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
, z# c7 g0 n) d+ L8 C0 [. h- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 a$ }* j& i0 Z' l+ e
- a SPADE to bury him!4 v' P& M3 t; ]0 k/ q: }, Q
; W+ ^. F0 A: r1 L5 p4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 r x+ I$ p3 Y7 Q" E& X1 H7 h
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 t* K7 `9 w9 fThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 Z2 h' X4 g% {8 p5 C5 \
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
, O; Q& Z4 j; i% @* I. Q( u t3 jThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ B7 Y: A8 p( V6 L- c$ @When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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% f; v3 l6 C/ x( }' ^% c3 ^8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?" `' u" H3 }* F7 H. w" o+ r
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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