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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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( Z0 _2 \: e) e0 ^. r1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 N: B. U a! G6 R5 |4 J99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 G, b+ E) @" ]7 i7 ~( j* sa.They give like hell.
" g1 c( X: E& }- D1 `& n8 lb.They do not yell., N* u/ f3 R8 k. z5 s
c.They do not tell." c5 Y1 |* r( q, b
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ L) t! f+ u3 N1 ^' T+ _ ^2 E8 F0 g' ~
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 E- y1 K( z2 [8 M/ ^; G' ]1 u+ g
- a HEART to love him,3 N. [$ g- G3 j$ T2 I9 J
- a DIAMOND to marry him, h9 K6 C- D {* i9 Q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* C) F7 N) a$ V
- a SPADE to bury him!$ O# z: U- U' H* f1 Q. h, q7 Z
6 }0 q$ x1 @) z- C4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
+ H% ^: W8 Z9 B" E# o, {3 P ]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?" q5 d% [, g, r/ D7 x7 r
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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0 M1 G$ j( J" s2 v6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. X! R1 m# a* P# ~) I$ NThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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3 V, e5 z% u" q# a9 R* y. V) q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 W1 k+ ]0 b* t1 @& z6 iWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!2 o$ X, t' c+ Q) `& d8 ]" H
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; q' A# x, y) N$ H- N5 }7 C2 J/ E0 K4 zThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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