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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# o$ N; l' x+ `! p0 y
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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N, j$ M9 F/ l8 g& G0 P1 i2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 n( Z! \! e D' s5 x
a.They give like hell.
5 H+ t3 i! Z# |b.They do not yell.3 v7 u4 [; H4 V6 D0 S7 I
c.They do not tell.
9 k8 a I/ w7 T% y; S( C- ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' k5 ^# V# H$ B0 Q6 N7 X8 \
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:$ j1 w* W4 P' g2 }! A
- a HEART to love him,) l' R$ }$ H! z$ e4 D& R4 G
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
; ~6 G' Z7 {- q3 b0 e- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- T+ p8 q( s! m% E- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ b# z7 K/ \1 `& A% \
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later2 _% R% A/ z9 [# t
, l. E& z4 u. B& R# [* G5) What is the strongest muscle?- S" I/ R+ B' G2 F+ A" m
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ j- ]9 [( q8 E. L
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) |- B0 W7 p X2 Z9 N2 @& p+ M- C
The arse hole is always in front of you.9 r6 X/ P0 C' V a' `! X/ E
' f$ @* H7 J& |2 f% L* N: p- z7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 T4 t9 Y3 w# V* LWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( D& H$ z: l. L" u2 f
5 m( c# c# H h8 t2 `$ I( X% \8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 f( j( k5 s+ h8 b R5 _. yThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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