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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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4 d- { S) Z) z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 m( X: \+ b4 u" p99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' D; h) b9 T( _- a5 l7 i1 }
% x, r; Q! `& g) I2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
, z- P$ D* I1 p( Sa.They give like hell. : y# j& V! T9 e& p) z
b.They do not yell.3 c3 A% e1 j0 v) v8 D. T
c.They do not tell.! j/ r% X, M' K C1 I9 _) I
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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1 S( S' I6 a( g w7 Y# u3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* A; |" P3 i- a8 y1 x4 R( e! N$ o
- a HEART to love him,0 H, Z7 B# ` F7 z0 l5 W/ E
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
]" \* ~4 I8 f4 F: U0 h% F6 W) W$ |% H- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& E5 s8 ?6 G( h" A# a
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 k/ x- Z" A% D* t$ I- f6 G
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?8 z( u1 [; Z2 \
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* k1 L6 S& ` W# W- ?
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 K. w; ^, ]& A: c' S* uWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. J. J- M: M8 P
+ Y( N( k1 B$ x8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ a9 K ]& K8 a: u% s$ l1 T7 H' w
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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