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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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6 F4 v4 m4 r' `1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: q4 `# w G( h6 d
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, u: t; l) Q% K( e
! V# C: U% S% v# K8 R2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 k4 A* G1 G) x) [
a.They give like hell. / A8 a8 R( E, j
b.They do not yell.8 C: R5 h' i& C' H
c.They do not tell.
2 o4 x7 U, N0 \+ C5 `& a; cd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
' x9 l. W: t' g; N- ~4 p5 X/ C. o- a HEART to love him,
+ Y- c% w& C4 \( [3 n) d- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 E" x: k. e- s% _
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and P) S. Q( M& T& p/ n( b* a
- a SPADE to bury him!( B# n3 X3 J6 \% F/ \7 r+ U' ]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. S& E4 ~) I" w; K, |& C eBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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7 j+ f) ~! Z! E1 m7 b5) What is the strongest muscle?) a; [) J$ c, [" _/ o; ]
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) P: M x% s$ R; ~8 r- i2 C( R
0 [! u0 d, M. |7 s1 H) [# E6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
2 U7 b) e# A% D- v0 l* oThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?, l* x, L r7 \5 x. h2 l, O
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) o. b. P. ~2 x1 d1 P/ S+ W% m8 xThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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