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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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% W( L1 C& B( J1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 i& B; O, j: ]9 F$ ?. ^$ O
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# g: a2 n. ^; z! I4 P0 i
~6 c' I, u; _/ D/ w, T0 h0 Z2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) |5 V/ ~# z$ \( B
a.They give like hell.
6 X, ~( I% V4 Y2 s: [3 h* }. p! qb.They do not yell.3 S4 m$ @" i2 J% _
c.They do not tell.
. H5 \$ v) }% a) l Gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
5 J. ^! E4 t* W# p# M+ P9 A6 o- a HEART to love him,
+ b/ g6 g. V! [* b& r8 x- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- m" ^) E6 w' @( Q8 Q- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! T( G8 z) Z) S
- a SPADE to bury him!. j7 r/ ^' d7 M1 }0 a* \- y+ o
/ e8 k% p9 O# ^; R: V; o0 Q; @4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
- U! b& e% r' b# [# u- h( QBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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% G, Y' w2 |: Y$ e, z: E5) What is the strongest muscle?
) C3 u% c4 M( {! S$ J% bThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 G4 l) v- P! f4 [5 W' t- n
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 `8 B$ p" c. ^' {) y5 B! z
The arse hole is always in front of you.! L: ^. N D- Q; v7 i
, f3 c) T3 D( m! m4 ]; I7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. G3 g' r6 l5 u3 i& V( i- z2 RWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 ]8 R' j( L, r- { O: H3 e3 G
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 d5 S4 Z% S7 V3 ~6 I
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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