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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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7 b: w4 y' ~: i1 t6 Q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, j H# H! Q8 s7 D
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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- k1 \- h" B, i4 x9 `9 W% s0 t2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# e) V6 u) W" f" y. z( n0 Da.They give like hell. m7 M1 W5 @* R
b.They do not yell.9 F0 C. k! ?& L+ Q5 R, e: d
c.They do not tell.$ Z8 s8 u1 x1 A8 Z* l
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:$ D3 H: v! [: E
- a HEART to love him,
! V/ A$ v2 k3 Z& T) b0 T9 }6 g- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 |0 y! X( q" Z3 i& L9 [# d- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 D% N" y3 D2 U+ h/ `, y
- a SPADE to bury him!
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+ T/ j' D {7 Y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- L6 r6 \ y: n. y R0 @* n
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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2 r- C) C' I# v. q( A0 w& k& z5) What is the strongest muscle?8 F, E$ l" k; |) y" z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ a+ e) G1 W4 a4 N3 N% M
O, E2 a) f4 ~1 x+ d6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 v9 T8 A9 I x( ?3 t+ E' p
The arse hole is always in front of you.5 ^3 `/ v' h# y, E/ K/ @2 y
/ a/ j9 A! v. J+ f/ Z+ @+ d7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0 V8 d2 {2 k C3 J8 h) k" H
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# Z- p. @7 p" \4 }/ E
# X3 T5 N- l8 j- Q6 \1 q k$ J8 u8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? K5 d. u1 V% D( c) o2 h0 v
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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