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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( U) }" w& T% e- e, g4 K( |99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 H1 b% w T' G5 E: |) ^& a! W$ Z
R* N' w0 o1 w2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 n$ w0 X) V# a* L# Sa.They give like hell.
! ~9 T \8 |/ g6 jb.They do not yell., U: s; V; ]5 ^
c.They do not tell.
9 X) N i! a/ ^; F1 ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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5 g2 f6 J/ t1 E! k- M+ M; `- l3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' ?3 `1 i' j1 g+ v
- a HEART to love him,
$ Q$ [4 T9 i* s1 ]$ h7 T; ]: k- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ ]8 d8 s$ [! X8 M$ `& S, }# K2 K- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 \4 K. B" i5 U6 e7 ]* d
- a SPADE to bury him!; m( r: q( j% u ?
. J3 E* \$ L9 }! h4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
' P: r5 v ?1 n+ z: UBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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, Z4 @/ J- b$ |! p5) What is the strongest muscle?
# ~& B7 J' Y& S( S! M; W' JThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 w* g- K% o; U6 G
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
( b x6 n( A4 P) f* dWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!; f2 h& N8 Q. V4 D; a$ q
) m- B# ` c, X" z& y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- j6 n8 R% y( q p( o2 ^
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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