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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 I C4 j, H( `99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! ^6 r+ _7 z& i }+ P" ~ v
1 j& O( X- L& |2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! _) s2 \$ W& ~a.They give like hell. 7 u/ }4 N2 F( e
b.They do not yell.% g1 W* ^, w8 y0 A5 p8 I" t& l
c.They do not tell.8 |' I+ g# i1 Z# ?$ C2 D
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ ]0 l' b* n$ N* n) j
' Q; s# C. c% B% f. G# K3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:$ F5 n6 _; [1 J/ u% M$ G
- a HEART to love him,: X9 Z6 z! ]. k; d% _8 \+ a% b
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" d8 Q, [" `$ r& O4 b, g% Y7 Y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
$ ]3 G# h3 {- e+ d9 f. y& M- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* t6 E& ?5 R: kBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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+ U, `5 c t; }' }( _8 J9 g5) What is the strongest muscle?
- \6 @/ D& M0 K# f7 H! l& ^2 k2 ?. cThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 C L7 [) b7 g; Z
8 i. c# ~; C, w% y" X6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ P3 e( T T& l) }1 fThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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9 r+ w) O. O1 t6 G3 K7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?9 c8 A. r% Y: ~
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!; f# j, q% {6 P, @! E! l9 F8 _
- f4 z4 @2 M5 z, {8 l: n* O8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" J$ W( D& U* p9 ^5 ]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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