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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 [- R; O7 U( s( {" [0 s8 ]
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: ^% m+ f, ], C1 ~) \" a+ e
a.They give like hell. ! t4 v( _# F8 A
b.They do not yell.
R! t* m& v: qc.They do not tell.1 g' ^8 y2 {3 W3 q5 Y
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell./ T& y' ~% R: B$ h% s" A
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
V4 a0 S1 I7 x6 q- a HEART to love him,
' l/ z- J$ e- L- a DIAMOND to marry him,
, ~- @6 ^% S, i* l( Y( V- a CLUB to smash his head in, and( \; Y, l! z; J8 w$ m3 r; m c5 y
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; i, c" a# H; E) ]* `7 g; a
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ m7 Q1 q# l# fThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
) d% [ U+ y) l C# HThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7 T" y# R6 ?; c1 o: _7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
; O9 G% b3 n2 t w% ]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 U! s) o1 s6 u9 D
) s+ B( T9 ?, U/ e7 V) u* o8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! n5 M5 c8 u* _: F
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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