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[English]: Jokes..
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4 ~& C7 {+ U! d. Y' `1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job d' ~6 k8 H6 A2 X& |! K' t
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence9 j! V/ _( D2 \
" _: n0 `' P; a7 I. f2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 C7 |6 v. t/ w0 g
a.They give like hell.
3 y9 E1 }* V" b, [9 i& O' x Yb.They do not yell.
5 p% f/ \: l$ u% L) j: D" U7 l0 ^c.They do not tell.
: w& c2 Y8 b* R8 A4 bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! W: F% W _" D: m6 F: n0 A
- z, J; M+ a( j1 W- h! t2 T3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" a( `9 M% O3 [! ~' I, x* \- a HEART to love him,6 O8 |7 \4 v# f9 F h& N
- a DIAMOND to marry him,' T( c* O* s* V8 h) _* _4 Y0 V& h
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 D1 V# W1 x: a i
- a SPADE to bury him!
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" M+ ]& l- t* O( A4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! n" U5 }+ z3 n7 w7 W
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 C6 p# s* ?# ?! I3 H3 A$ {- L+ T0 L2 w% }
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 }+ J. d. f4 v/ D0 P1 T/ MThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( I5 T" z3 S% c7 n6 q
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) A: E. J: s1 o# H. R
The arse hole is always in front of you.7 p" _7 P: o- H
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- I8 V" f" N; Y9 D: E
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? o( J; R: |* `2 i+ m1 L# G. o' h$ C0 z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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