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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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9 s, c# }% r7 r1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- A# d# H0 w7 i J; C99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. B" Y7 ~8 A; N( ]) z8 H
a.They give like hell. & i: k4 l! d, ~& ^! _/ e" V
b.They do not yell.
7 F- P" S+ a, d: p4 I0 N" |c.They do not tell.( i2 T! J+ m. e' t( s1 Q
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 D U! D3 a) a, I# ^- V
( m' O4 M( R' t) G) n3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 Y5 Y1 {# P7 {+ ]2 {; H4 V
- a HEART to love him,; d. T. K$ S, j3 e
- a DIAMOND to marry him,* g9 Y0 N% t: p; j, N9 y& |# C; x
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ b5 v0 T7 l6 s* ?- C/ j$ C5 \& A
- a SPADE to bury him!/ Q8 X3 e0 i+ F M$ z, t" R, W8 q" u
* [2 K, C8 b T* i: C4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! r6 ~: L6 v; g+ o8 c1 x
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 o1 ?% H9 M2 L& y! v. Z
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5) What is the strongest muscle?$ k+ }" e( f( S% ]0 _
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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& h) Z( \4 s1 n2 ]! f" T6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 r2 n( \8 `5 U" v9 O; r6 @8 n# UThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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! {1 w$ s* I* e" d6 n% [7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 L; i1 D* B' I6 I5 i' CWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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) O4 e+ @# \7 L- |3 D6 ^( L8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
/ _- }; ~& H$ a5 @* x- sThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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