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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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0 c0 A% G3 T) H1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' ]$ R3 r! N, I; a3 Z+ J% L" ~99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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, w8 ~2 U7 ^1 Z' a2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
) O5 o- \1 C# B u/ P3 I2 [% Ca.They give like hell. / D0 R1 E" b& H, W5 q
b.They do not yell.* G- e* X( U5 B- L: R" A
c.They do not tell.9 L9 R$ C7 {6 C, V
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 R: G) g" B# T/ N2 O, J
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" d, `4 z% {$ \9 V- B4 w' [4 F6 ^
- a HEART to love him,# Q( `+ j$ b I' {! T. z) X
- a DIAMOND to marry him,+ ^2 m: X. M/ E- ?0 R2 f0 \
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 [1 v Q( s2 q7 v* ~0 h9 m- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( B) R$ T; Z, ^3 y( f& @
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, i6 [6 o" s9 z | w. _
1 s0 T h2 j. Y4 W5) What is the strongest muscle?- a7 V+ G! K3 F, W
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* B# n0 \' w& n! z. v
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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9 @% j9 |" r! z4 \4 }* n7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 U9 m" \) }1 [+ _+ R4 y1 CWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!; T6 c+ L. {4 e3 s) F$ j
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. o" o. m* z) A0 s
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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