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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: C7 X& w. T4 r. b9 C
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& N" m- [8 w# G7 {. G: s$ Ua.They give like hell. + ~& C* d7 O; y# v! g
b.They do not yell." x, s! _) h# H3 U
c.They do not tell.3 l1 h, o! u' q9 G. R. O
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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7 g9 d5 d* x6 B& r! e3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
, N% f7 w9 w0 L& Q4 l. j7 U+ k$ p- a HEART to love him,
  Z  u$ w: J3 J5 ?9 U- a DIAMOND to marry him,4 N* [5 b1 w% }/ e$ g5 B
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
$ M6 V( p; r- d  m' f, }! L8 _- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ [+ K  e+ c2 x
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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/ w9 [, M' N2 R$ a% D3 S, W5) What is the strongest muscle?
. N/ {! b8 F* O0 j; J  Z# _The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 Q+ ]3 p* v' B! `1 |" @3 \1 T

! Q) B8 }5 o5 g6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 s- g, \+ t0 b: h2 pThe arse hole is always in front of you./ y3 U, @  c! Z! ?
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) ~& M' R- s- [+ g, QWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 J/ z# n7 b2 S7 i, F" H
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers
that is great
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