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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job+ |: p8 o% w6 P2 W
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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, E- N9 z T W1 x' ~( t) b' q$ ]- C2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 g* t' Z: S7 P
a.They give like hell. 0 x, G2 P% s* @/ R' l! b4 R% S' j" U
b.They do not yell.
2 R2 |: z# [% O' S8 ac.They do not tell.; c9 T7 s+ X6 x3 r3 x% o8 P! \
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 u5 b% P# c1 p# n% S$ v/ z$ C
! z( H: Q7 B. w3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 H3 v. C$ e A4 t u
- a HEART to love him,2 p- k& T* e8 }2 d @
- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 i& A% o0 R1 s% X$ V# q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ z% V q0 {8 v5 o
- a SPADE to bury him!, s% N! ~8 g' y+ E) }
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 S4 R0 O" C( ^, ]7 iBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5 k* H# D3 Q) F9 z: c7 u5) What is the strongest muscle?
# }" @' T6 `" @2 q; t( V0 ~7 @The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 a8 e( `" W& _/ P
( V6 w: c: V+ ~2 M6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?2 _2 m3 @, P# L1 u& K" {' l; ]
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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1 M( Y0 K* ~# n9 H/ S( E' v8 o O' T7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 E$ Q( ?1 F! f! C5 c4 ~" tWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) z1 i; S/ R% i, _, M4 G- ~8 D
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 t% L& @# a1 u/ o6 |6 m5 v3 q" l4 U
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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