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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. - n, r1 F/ N8 Z# R

- g, Q! F+ [3 b3 ?0 [+ ?- x$ o性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ( X! z2 k3 i3 f4 f! b

4 Z8 q/ u; i, p/ P* m* N性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 3 P) ~* @% s  N0 \- h5 P7 p
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教之道:The way of learning it
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. c7 D% ]1 b/ Q2 w, T8 v貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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3 R1 m' u4 @0 r& Y* x昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng . o+ A! z* S% P9 {/ \1 Y9 P+ |
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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# W/ f& X% X7 E1 R子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ; M  S( V+ a0 X. N" |" h
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous # [5 \2 Q+ n, c

& F* ?4 X3 A3 }8 ^有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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1 e; ~. P+ N$ b8 M0 L9 W教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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% |/ H& j$ E) z) S6 K2 [9 ]養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 3 v; q" M1 n. ^. E. m0 ~' V
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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7 D3 W1 w9 ^, t  p師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 3 ]4 }4 K. \( d6 X
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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8 O, b, m- H/ z- z玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, $ o! }7 y( k6 v! d% b
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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) r( j$ Y) }( H! h9 m  j5 y人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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0 J5 U( @# ]% o3 P. H0 k8 V4 z9 }) E不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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