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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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3 g4 c0 Z# d+ C1 f1 ?; v  n(轉)港式英語 * s* b2 T; T8 c/ S0 ]  R7 \

2 `2 X3 w7 K2 g5 B* ~( wPiano piano green 琴琴青 4 n7 `, p" v7 e* M
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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; o, y* x, u6 O& _I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! % p$ f' O( l% I2 P  H2 Q3 P
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! " [" ^$ M, n8 N& X* v5 C7 s
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! + D+ f- W8 N2 M/ u! n
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 3 C- @: P) l! J4 ]. E) \% M
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 5 i: e% O. d- r' O3 Z% p

3 W  n0 ?$ L* E( Z7 f( c  aBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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( S/ ?" A( f7 K2 \$ SBlow chicken吹雞
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+ |1 q8 d' z; |- `- x5 uI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ( x" X2 [( ]- {( D$ y
我吹雞打你班友 。
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0 ^" V7 x! r  o5 JStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
7 e, M- B# Y" D& [點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 % [# R/ |9 ]( R: E; f3 }9 t

/ t- r/ a( {7 X/ s; @6 U9 c% nYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ) q& N* o% U; |: n
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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8 X. Y0 h/ |' h) d$ v0 t0 tPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 / N$ u- \1 Q# T
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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- z" ]$ Q- ?. y5 L% k- EEat banana食蕉 4 H0 y7 u* }7 M" G# b2 B

+ t2 U  J# J( f0 {) `You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 * n% r4 g+ `) A1 Q/ I

; o7 P: H' S2 Q4 M% PHow senior are you?你算老幾? . ^6 E# j3 q: g2 F/ g
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What the water are you?你係乜水? " U: [, y8 m' z
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 7 a3 m  r0 p7 W
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Do you big me?你大我呀? / t- C7 L* S! o5 P$ M( [

# g' h  w- n  g9 ], Z7 q$ QZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 : t, V% n. i" A6 W

! O4 `5 ]/ Q2 T5 ?8 yDo the world做世界 。 ; @; \& b1 J5 z. }4 X$ ^5 Y$ U6 {, P. h

$ J; E# Q7 V. a8 D: y4 o0 GBig tea rice大茶飯 。 ; H9 c+ \. @9 s( N2 V: e
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 1 h/ s8 {8 z7 R8 o: q

. U3 c* p* n; V3 ^6 g! MCut girl 界女 ! j: @( _- y+ G8 G/ n9 K* M
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ( d  @: J1 i' N. ?% b
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 2 @+ ^. g) l( z  _

' v/ ~: d/ v8 o8 Q8 d- k) CI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 $ X  y, X0 I# o6 Y; }  B5 B

% x% q8 ?& Y  c4 H3 ?You give me collect father.你給我收爹! ; j5 F  n; K8 F! W9 R- L$ i
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 3 M, O: Z+ l8 g, V; R% x: j
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 ) i1 O& ^1 u3 d* F! p
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 3 p& G# K; Q3 h0 [

/ o& H6 c+ V, w% h  XAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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9 e5 b+ c4 A8 |" d3 V$ ]' ]; M& ZHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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# ?6 u5 M7 O' h$ p8 G. fYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
, A' _3 k. J0 w) U9 }0 o你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 8 u: k8 z! Q& T# @- F# q9 o

- s1 C1 s0 {! z% Z2 dEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 ; c6 V/ Y" e* ^( m! n. r/ c5 i
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草 * ?1 ?  H  ~; [

; k7 c* p4 m! z% eI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ; N' ?) V  a8 N

1 q' _! c5 K' H6 W1 p3 mI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!   z4 _8 D( v/ Y2 M  V+ p

4 a/ d3 ^: a: W4 E3 ?$ V( c; qHigh hand.高手 7 I3 y* f3 i9 G. o
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 % e, W/ _# Q' O: M8 U* T( C. d. ]
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Good mother.好娘 9 B7 }$ V7 F% |0 A. d# ?
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 3 S9 [. G0 C! B7 f8 P

0 Z8 e+ w* r8 D2 V+ F2 {Old dot.老點
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' g: _* A5 ]5 H" W' WOne old water 一舊水 % q' J- X4 F9 H0 E: i
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? % N9 i  m# X* c) H' z  d

, J+ I1 K* e( _% OA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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9 }0 }, a  ^* `+ Z: pA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 - j* M' e# i/ N- J4 H

0 v, d' \. i0 B# ]& V* bHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 # \- E* g7 N- f- M5 l
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳& e* H$ g. Z* \* y2 D
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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: [$ F- w( H; q9 Fyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
5 n$ ?- e& w) |& e- W* E( Y' W; ]# SI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...# l8 \: D& v" ]* k6 \% g' X9 C: G9 |6 K
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..6 o( @, R- ~; L8 J/ t1 x1 |

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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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, k6 ?+ n+ q) l% P* t' rgood rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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& y3 J/ E; ~6 M! X1 T/ d- [: {- c我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks ! 9 B6 u0 _3 q, J% K9 P
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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