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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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(轉)港式英語
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+ Y8 T; W( S1 {Piano piano green 琴琴青 ; \0 s R( D2 ~9 X, @( W! H2 O, I
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 7 W+ v8 k$ @9 a, m ~
6 c5 f* u6 g0 R7 {9 bI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 9 \8 ]. b, C- y% y
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? % W. x3 P* v$ q W; Y3 y
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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: I5 [* ~" R4 |If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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4 c2 z7 C! u9 n6 m$ z' NFish skin~魚皮 。 ' T4 B1 U. Q8 L% P: T
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Fall on a street@@ 。 & J3 a0 X( _( k+ T3 h- ^# N* s
: f( ` n6 O) n8 Q, ofall on your street.""你個"K" 8 ~4 w+ F \! \$ P2 C
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 * F4 d& h% \: Z6 b$ }: h6 q
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Blow chicken吹雞
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8 P# Y, [) t+ m4 P: @) n @+ jI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
! w3 R6 L+ L4 Z8 p我吹雞打你班友 。
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- h# u; ]: M, L& ]3 \Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 / J5 s+ p& K8 p; |1 o
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Face green green臉青青 。
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# K7 k( J6 t% j+ t1 e! F; X$ J"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 1 z- q x8 A' ^1 O- A# F/ e
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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+ o# f; _# c2 h- P- BYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ! q- Y X2 \* g1 [7 K0 d" n
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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, U( \ r# H; Z2 N* HPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? - f, @8 Y* }1 G3 J' x3 d
9 j9 [1 e' @8 V- t4 kEat banana食蕉 . t# X" ^- m' \) `; {8 L
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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/ v q3 R# `# e) QHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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1 p/ j$ Y* |1 W9 \, \8 WWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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/ z7 p* a' I5 }# BDo you big me?你大我呀?
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* F2 o6 }1 u/ i* d) N2 {# KZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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( Q% P3 i( B2 T' K s2 ]4 SDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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( u/ F% M: }+ g. mWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? # _& L6 k$ v$ m: g, D' ~6 q
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Cut girl 界女
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( \- x ~! ?/ |: u% rThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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4 N$ c; @3 ]8 u4 RI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 1 [+ O8 e- J' I" u8 o+ M: M
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Collect father收爹
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2 ?0 v" a x; T, e- rYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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: h& H7 l7 v, s! oDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? : X0 z9 [ V/ ]3 `5 h! Y
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 ( l# o+ s# W+ y% k/ J) u& a/ B* W& z
1 y+ j+ C: d( ]' h+ X. Z$ JYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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+ E- L( g: U* o0 j) \* x- C" VAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 : Z' k' b: N: i) l+ b
9 w+ g" G) p, P* Q5 v( g7 \2 yHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 . @+ U# F$ @9 c3 H# T
. x2 \2 x% k) IYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
2 g; q( c5 j+ Q4 P5 U你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! # w) _) i# b7 t+ Y$ a
% b+ J, a+ F; Z0 v/ G0 k$ x8 fEight woman八婆 # Y$ G" {8 G; s9 W- `" o4 A
* `7 O* Z8 Z/ u! a R; R8 x5 QEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! + j! d9 S) r! }+ v: e) @
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! % u b: ~# V" ~6 ^- w5 q! a% {
/ o# O& h$ S. z+ x( WHigh hand.高手 + |+ R G+ h- l4 k! h. y' G
0 p2 M( `- Q7 Q- W7 E3 o( F, UA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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, S+ {/ i. F8 Z" c1 V& ^. l! k+ xTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 \# s4 d) n# ~' D/ k% q5 c" v
7 s: j" i* M0 b+ c GYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 4 t& Y/ i2 g- u9 ~; P
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Old dot.老點 5 q5 z" f. b& D9 A
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One old water 一舊水 $ L; t& X( C" {; O1 q, ~+ C4 B: E
; A# z% b: U8 Z* O1 M: vWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 6 ]# X# h7 x" f$ r
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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9 o( N& S. s/ b) D1 y" t% NA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 / U7 Q8 O8 \) }4 M& M4 B
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ; z- M0 |9 X" U) Z
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 6 c. A5 o) ]9 P) I: L; T I
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 # M3 E6 u2 \" I' ~; S
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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