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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語
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; c H& V3 D, S* t6 {2 zPiano piano green 琴琴青
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/ p' q3 d Y! ~1 BPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 8 s- B; r+ j0 T
( T% h- k3 u: S3 J4 a# V/ m5 G7 m' `; NI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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2 P) j: }2 p) |- BYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 3 {8 \7 t; u4 c
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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+ Z( l- A! Z! V4 R# RIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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& T( t0 ^ W$ x$ K. u- E/ ^Fish skin~魚皮 。 / m0 N6 ~4 h9 o i* l- d( R
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Fall on a street@@ 。 + m. N/ f: P9 Z4 R7 w0 z
. U5 e b( k" |- Q9 ~& V- Y- Ufall on your street.""你個"K" / _& l, r* y; _' K9 d9 b6 p
2 Y* {: `0 ]$ j) sBlow water吹水# [1 _- L3 I5 l- k6 a6 j
, [0 L+ N& w3 T# a2 r; }" @Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 : q' R+ P/ B1 W" w# W: `2 @
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
+ w1 f- q3 t" c$ R) j我吹雞打你班友 。
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, k' A" c4 H9 d3 V% _3 }Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ! z, k% C) f, M* n6 s
0 S! ^3 P# t/ J; i/ eFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
: X1 ]" i1 p) O) I4 A4 T點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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3 f1 R4 d- @2 Q9 d7 ]You see road carefully你小心睇路。 : ~1 |* M& m5 E5 W: u: j
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 * Z. K+ X! ]( t7 e) l$ v
* q* b( B' o; W2 W; @; I1 A/ e, d/ _You jump building.你跳樓啦。 9 u2 S( v) O8 @# s1 A
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 h z8 V% @3 M5 G
! F' c' H. q, b3 {! q e: [3 zAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 2 x& E. h& \9 @5 q% F: Q( M
" Y4 D t' K4 D9 h/ g9 ^Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 - C1 a9 Q6 k7 c1 l
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 0 S2 t; w) X4 [5 K2 v
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 6 ~6 |! j3 l; s
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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2 P+ ?0 Q6 W. S+ {9 C+ _. p) ^Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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% ?% o: Q2 p+ u% q+ cDo the world做世界 。 - `2 _1 @$ D8 _/ ]( v% X9 D
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ) l% s" H+ h$ N/ X
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 6 u: G9 w s# |7 N G4 q; B
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Cut girl 界女 # u3 F& E1 z6 B6 E: f4 J
7 H1 z* G; _" r( X$ l( O# ]7 RThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 3 d! z6 V; m! a
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ / k& b r7 L) j: u
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ ; F. X8 l% d8 g2 Q. }0 {, X2 p
* D5 f) f2 T6 LCollect father收爹
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+ K+ B# s0 |$ U$ ?- I3 _You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ " J2 {& j9 `" E2 ~+ m& ?) q. a
$ y9 s& c) b) t8 @9 W" S# ^Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? $ L* ^" `- a! z- U& ?6 z' g
4 b V( Y4 @# Q# ZLaugh die me.笑死我。
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# Y6 R/ c h& ?" s4 b) Z0 }You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 / g+ G0 j3 o6 K! O
: c. ^) i# M! u) I6 K& lYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 0 `9 N; {4 E/ X
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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+ e) h% w/ a, G$ h) |Eight woman八婆 ' B, ~8 b2 h) V; Z7 D" o, B ^; h
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! ( ^6 i( Q7 U$ y2 h7 G3 T0 T
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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* P0 f. C% d }& E2 qBlack son黑仔 # N* D; q6 }& {9 ]! k
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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, |% z+ {- ]9 x2 d) {9 @Wear grass著草 + b- |3 a9 v( r7 e' f4 S
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 " @$ s8 u( j' X3 \/ Z0 i
" ?% p8 ^ h) F. A9 w$ ^I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 1 f8 q# ~! @* x S9 W
& F, A5 ^# d- z4 K: xHigh hand.高手
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' P3 {% B! I) y' ~A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 " D. W4 c6 o3 q& s) }& A% o8 ?& \
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 : y- e$ Z) _& d( {
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ + g, m4 P8 {( r; b
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One old water 一舊水 - I5 H& B6 V. V4 I: p0 d. |
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 7 [& ?5 r$ G$ K$ e/ w! f
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ' N3 |" k3 P6 g
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 5 p& Y$ s! b( h
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 $ f- _- B5 b+ E% c+ P: t7 e* `
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Pump water.抽水 5 Q3 `7 ?- z% [: q" \5 {; _6 h# [
4 f+ Q* a2 }" w% GTwo hit six.二打六 4 i- n+ Y! y6 T9 |; |- F
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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