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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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( ^+ h9 o! H- k, w8 z8 K2 I3 f/ j(轉)港式英語 / P: A5 [: p9 j9 A4 ^

" [3 q. M- ^7 L9 v8 r/ FPiano piano green 琴琴青 5 f- [0 h/ g4 [7 {( N, m- l, Z

/ ~& K1 i, _# r  K" d' MPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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7 g7 G- y  k9 tI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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5 |( }8 J0 n/ C- o" `+ K6 o6 P, U! g6 p# oYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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$ l0 T; C0 A1 ~) e$ UI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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% a& M, v+ U6 vIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 - c! K* O0 C+ t  m

  ~1 d$ y( s- \; C  S" IFall on a street@@ 。
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7 z8 [" l- A+ z  @fall on your street.""你個"K"
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# g4 p+ F* \( E( {0 F% k3 a& EBlow water吹水
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$ q% S( w/ u% E# GMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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# A; {6 y0 Q. g9 wBlow chicken吹雞
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, Q) D( n3 F7 P! s- b7 SI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
  h1 }9 d# O; B& T3 Z+ D我吹雞打你班友 。 2 ^" j- C% r& k* \8 J3 U' W6 b( m

9 F  q& {  R; d" @$ V1 fStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 $ x- X0 V3 l6 g$ s* K
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Face green green臉青青 。 1 a  {* M5 J. ~: n; K
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 7 E, Q, Z2 \9 S& ^
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 * n3 _) {/ m$ e( o$ ?" |6 ~% {

# r: P* Y5 z2 f9 O2 ^# nYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 1 d8 b0 {# y5 q0 s4 b( J% o: f
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。   M2 n5 C  o2 [# A, h" r

( x3 E, X3 h! Z& J3 F2 tPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 ' y; o9 X, P9 t% M, V

+ a4 e; F- F0 d3 ^# x+ \% TAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 5 p4 _% R8 A# p/ _
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 & a0 M4 K. {8 r1 n* P( {! x: _
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 6 O. U( L% w6 N0 z: Y/ R7 x1 g
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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6 m" x/ d, x+ r/ I, _1 Y5 bDo you big me?你大我呀? ' S4 S- ~0 B7 j8 w
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 / B! F5 L& O4 i. \) q& b: Y

, F+ {) C5 \8 M, X; oDo the world做世界 。
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% E+ a1 D3 Z8 C$ w9 P2 nBig tea rice大茶飯 。 ; }; ^1 N/ t% g' H
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? " C7 E8 F, p$ M* O, r3 j' M

2 g4 @7 e. j( {+ l2 rCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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) m. T7 {1 z* I5 b/ F$ gCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! % X' V2 k8 n6 D; [. I# w% H

5 H% g% `: W$ T& ZI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 0 B  r: H) p8 i
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Collect father收爹 8 [0 a" m  H+ ^" y) ?! T  n6 N- B) f$ l

' t* L3 G1 l5 K8 F6 k- uYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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' K( s& I1 d. t5 u1 C1 ^2 dLaugh die me.笑死我。 " T! c! J. }& T- w
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. " J' H; \: e% o& V  K$ ?3 A: q  L
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 1 |& _7 J8 o+ j6 c; j& g2 _
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! , }0 f2 y* l& O5 `
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King eight egg.王八蛋 2 C- s: [/ P/ {- A% P6 @+ B' ~

. }. X, C% g2 w0 I4 z: `Black son黑仔
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' _8 N1 s0 i& q% H3 ^  w: e8 `Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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& [, |8 J6 z9 {+ j, gWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 - |+ V8 `* n  k# P0 b: I& e+ c
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! " e" l- q& \. `6 F1 W' n& X! W

6 L1 l5 e6 W$ x& z3 z. e4 a( d: }High hand.高手
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1 h. M5 @+ ?0 G+ X7 s" `; CA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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; A4 B5 U0 V  V; o% cGood mother.好娘 2 C/ f5 g/ a! ^! m$ Y

, @6 E7 Q' b5 R% W) r: z0 H0 [1 x: fYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 $ q" w- v9 j) x1 `: q5 T
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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$ l+ u" F# B% N  ?A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 , j; v7 P6 `1 D: @
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 + p% H, u1 m. b, @) X3 g

7 l& |% I2 v. a6 P6 tMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 ! \( L. [; h% f

2 \- Y3 a/ {* v& X# |& [0 w. @1 oA dragon service.一條龍服務
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* H6 y" z. ]+ f2 A7 b/ ZHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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. J# J9 e% m4 ?! ~9 z5 W$ |. e3 g1 ITwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳2 ?8 w" m: Q6 a% W7 ~: |4 A- H. q
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳4 n, v) W( U# M- U1 W! S  ]4 E
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。! C- x* E0 \# p! {; G* a5 h& F
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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