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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  " r4 Z, G4 g# i& H% n+ |; m. O
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# r( I, ` \& s" U! h3 L& k% JPiano piano green 琴琴青 8 @3 a+ ]9 e& X' b$ Z2 V
- \" x5 j3 e& kPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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& Q8 z' W% ?" |I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 1 ~" S3 p" {5 o. `' A4 }
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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6 R, k* {4 X. v# |0 [) NI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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0 @8 B( H5 H4 P5 m. X/ BIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! : a: a' j8 E+ Y; ~) C' B& l
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 - X# P& D) d* `% k8 k0 `/ G$ n+ f$ O
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 9 y9 B) b' e% V1 X/ O' M; }
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. . g, X/ L5 l* J1 d# J5 a/ S
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5 |) G1 {! G/ q$ ]: N, q% s1 F$ @Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 & ~$ h# R0 B4 Z7 U$ `2 B
+ W8 d+ a+ |3 d$ |"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 2 e. d, z( c! [- q. }& o, t
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 8 e& ~1 {- H8 M. q8 J0 t+ i
5 e" M( ^2 k% j& nYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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3 s3 G- n* J6 e- t& a. z1 cYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 7 |7 A7 _5 @* U- F
( B1 {7 V* B g$ u7 N; w, yYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 + d! a7 P( [9 z+ r) ~
- n# s3 ]$ Y' tAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 2 T [& c4 I& C( m2 Z/ g3 u9 D
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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; z' g' `+ z" j! I! ?2 P/ a* WWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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- [- q9 A, u8 B' O' E8 U8 HDo you big me?你大我呀? x' J- K( T5 P( W' P" @
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 + [+ j# q O8 ?9 \! ?5 t3 u
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 5 C/ \1 Q0 p' p8 F8 Y
9 [2 G# T3 r m7 BWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 0 E2 f2 I9 r: ~ p& G# N
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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* D9 i6 l$ p' @9 l" H; o% KCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 5 u* v& y1 ?/ O
0 D& U8 W) ^! }/ B- q$ B6 Y$ qCollect father收爹
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v7 a4 D; i6 R& N1 X YYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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, c R! A& w; p( p3 sLaugh die me.笑死我。
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: [" C- T; n0 `% J4 p0 k7 aYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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8 Z$ ^+ B! ~5 x& lAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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! ~0 p8 j$ Q H( y" K; kHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ( {, _8 d1 v' j
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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0 F* F8 r9 k! i% a. A5 T; vEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 2 b" y; a5 B0 i4 Y
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Black son黑仔 0 R$ ^4 J! h& n3 J# Y" w- u a6 J1 r
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 6 D! i$ Z/ f; v! ]8 O, F0 _$ ^
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Wear grass著草
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x, H/ q6 J2 _* k$ nI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! " ^. ?- K0 `8 s/ b/ ?$ A% X/ g
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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2 I! }! S/ T) H$ v' z% `9 KTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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3 o% g$ v$ Z+ f2 Q8 fYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ; t3 u# X. Q* B; T3 G2 z% L
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9 [6 S: T" U0 {. yOne old water 一舊水 8 k; W% V0 }! g! V9 q; P% ?' V
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? " d& D+ A6 B# E( W; q/ x7 b
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 + f) D+ z- w% k: A1 E0 n/ ~. b7 b
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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+ O" L4 l/ c' e) ~: M4 v+ KMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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& }9 V1 F# R. {: GA dragon service.一條龍服務 9 n& X" }2 L W4 h$ S
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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! A# H) O/ q7 N$ LPump water.抽水 * ^/ Y' L, q' M% K
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Two hit six.二打六 2 J& U/ R% P' {: U( k
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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