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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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: B9 F9 T' Y8 \6 d, [1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 S6 L& `) S! F; Q" k, ~99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( b. J2 |( {: v2 Z$ s* A
a.They give like hell. 9 V/ \6 m& b+ [+ Q5 a/ h
b.They do not yell.- o% ]! c- \7 W: u6 r" O3 o
c.They do not tell.
4 j/ E' f9 j9 u! i6 Y) `# X" _$ ed.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 I5 ^0 B6 b7 D
; h! a1 s% t7 c9 d a; o' K3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
& |: y6 G1 b& d( M" W9 T7 i, l- a HEART to love him,
. k# X+ F. k: }- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! z, x$ ]8 @& d- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
( X0 f7 l1 m7 R# v- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* Z: |$ R5 u; k& ~! w E* mBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 x* f& T0 C! a; F" H
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 Y5 }5 M9 D$ t, B0 h4 [/ |, W) OThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 @. X6 z$ G y" h* l; \The arse hole is always in front of you.. B- C) f0 ]8 ?8 s: u' l7 u
) k3 X/ L) d2 H& |6 i7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 [1 I& o9 Y8 w- h6 R: Y/ E1 W) q
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) H# o) I" F# q1 Y6 y9 ^
7 d) S3 E8 X) P; r& w8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, B) n! ?, x# [2 |2 u }; l( ~The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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