[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 n1 a$ D( w' W, V* V
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
/ Z& }+ z/ @5 X; L- ka.They give like hell. * L: u0 F5 g# r# M" j2 [1 u4 N
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c.They do not tell.5 j* v9 C  t# M/ M* {. s% n3 ^
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% \! W4 O8 n, \/ v$ G6 s

9 x& R$ _( M# P2 i% g7 r$ a9 d3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 l; _) ^; h2 B7 l0 m/ M
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 I9 p. \# N; v5 ?  g- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
3 E8 a& P( |6 B6 F$ |: v) F  qBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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! V0 e; x9 \) h% e9 x% R- Z8 x% R: B5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 b9 q8 a) Y& _# ?5 i- b8 nThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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/ Y$ T; }- Y  |- S: ^6 S; k  P6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?$ E: b) X6 g1 }* h6 P
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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" V9 ~3 ?4 z# n1 b7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 y) z, E; B+ N; M. vWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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5 u3 s; A( l5 A5 H& Q8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- q/ D/ Y9 n( ?; k
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
8 @! @6 v, u+ Ckeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great