[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job; P. j3 l! X* b! z1 y
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ l- m! x0 ?* J# sa.They give like hell.
3 J0 G8 [3 o- sb.They do not yell.9 {( L1 T8 l" \; m- @8 I
c.They do not tell.4 }' W6 U# h/ D) ~
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 B  O; ^# `& {0 r8 D- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 A* H2 W/ ]4 J! M5 l: E' X- a SPADE to bury him!8 q1 v0 _" D/ n  o1 k
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# q! z9 `  h3 P# B
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) d' k5 Z) {# F+ x* C

% v) K; a: ?  ]5 f0 t( Q* `% Q5 x5) What is the strongest muscle?6 \2 K% z, G# t3 G; {5 l# n5 s
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
; a9 G$ \' B) J8 c7 cThe arse hole is always in front of you.6 m0 e6 T( g, {! r$ I

6 Z- }8 q) ]6 C% W7 H, v' E7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 G; [- n  c+ q/ O( oWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 J2 n; D5 _4 I1 |: h
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* x" k" z' Q. }0 S! M
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~5 U& ?6 A* ~) m+ p( P
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great