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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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/ |& X6 X7 Q3 I, j1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ ?: X+ l U: ^99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: `/ O' x7 B% [5 ~
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ `- R D( @5 k! e! U& o% `
a.They give like hell.
. v: l" O+ s- `b.They do not yell.7 ]* {# k, c' G. p5 \0 I
c.They do not tell.
6 G3 m% i8 l3 N- o$ ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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) c8 G5 o6 `) e7 ~7 B% V3 d& \3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( a+ @ R$ k' _3 `8 x: Y1 m3 T* c( O- a HEART to love him,
, f; q+ y& }% `# m/ X+ D- a DIAMOND to marry him,- ]7 `' i* r( l3 k0 H% R) L0 H
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
# Z9 t) x% Z' ^- a SPADE to bury him!/ D J& [' `8 c$ b, F& f) r
# D9 ^& O0 T j4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ r$ M% D; U1 H( ^5 ]! ^Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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& s; q/ d$ _; J9 M5) What is the strongest muscle?
* v7 [, R9 T# ?& A! ?The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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& t( ?9 v% m, l: I! u1 m1 K6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! \5 F/ Z# P8 I8 r7 IThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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( E* H- G0 a7 [5 O( {8 b( D6 b7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% L% l$ D, l& @When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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5 w# j. ^6 Y2 v7 f5 F% F% @. s8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 R+ R5 t0 v3 v. dThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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