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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, K( z+ L7 w9 j9 J3 Z& p
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( i1 l1 K* e. b0 ~+ ^+ `' F
, L& s* Q t# }% y+ g: r6 W2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? o1 d' I2 S1 L! b) Q; Y/ q
a.They give like hell. r' d0 c$ K, b! L3 ?1 O/ _: F
b.They do not yell.; M- ^( u; r$ a& X, h! ~
c.They do not tell.9 q( M; r3 T& ]; H7 W
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
; e. d( }9 z4 e' i- a HEART to love him,
& [% m# n4 w& Q# S+ R- a DIAMOND to marry him,
/ _2 X/ i' k$ ~/ \7 P3 r- a CLUB to smash his head in, and; ~3 C6 L0 ]; x3 G/ E7 O( k
- a SPADE to bury him!* b) u- k( R# p0 ~% G) m" ]. ^
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
# {2 w* `1 p9 m' H1 x7 a" PBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' r" f3 S! d! T
6 l; j& s4 q. D; Q% o) a5) What is the strongest muscle?
2 }2 b0 O" H# }The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* C3 n* E9 ~) V# u* F; X
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
- C# |* \( K) I l# gThe arse hole is always in front of you.; K" Q7 b; ]3 I# {' U, k/ G4 z$ F
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 h& n F+ W: O! x
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& d1 B( Q/ Z0 u! G: `! h
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 m8 r- Y. p. o. N
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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