[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( `4 `. J9 r0 a5 q5 h. W99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 P/ z1 T7 p7 g+ w/ ~+ W
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( X! ^; J$ @. D. g( y4 \# s
a.They give like hell.
- _/ B8 {+ u* b- z$ j; s. Yb.They do not yell.& L8 i, G: a* t9 v% H+ C0 y
c.They do not tell.
4 X- W+ }& F7 Yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& |0 \4 B2 k+ c" }3 X
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- _% b3 C, j3 U9 M; {- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 e- f% R, I/ q
- a SPADE to bury him!
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% d1 p$ U' ^. u/ e7 \! p8 i4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?  Z/ c9 f6 M- Z! @7 u4 R, p/ v
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. b/ \% t; y6 w4 `
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
: _9 y6 _6 ^& k' Q7 G* s4 rThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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: b7 J+ |; k  z9 _2 G6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* A- q  S. K4 |- w0 W
The arse hole is always in front of you.& \$ T  ~$ F- S/ D( S) n
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 m( D( q$ z  A% ~" \When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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6 [* p' q* g$ Q" q+ Q8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 t& E) q) M( R9 T- ]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
$ I  Z: x$ I! |: nkeep it up~~; @# B* W" O# I- W% `
cheers

maksim2046

that is great