[English]: Jokes..

小强

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: D" j1 n+ ^4 B2 h% W. z& f1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 r: v9 q) `" _3 f99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% k. h5 ]6 P$ y' Y! f1 o5 i, h
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
/ ]7 J9 Q. A8 ?  n' Na.They give like hell.
5 V9 W9 H' O4 i& r, Ab.They do not yell.
  a- I6 C  b. e: k- U% X% R  P- J* Rc.They do not tell.
9 ^" O' F% C% k% c' K- w, J$ xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 o1 r8 c  K6 W7 t% E3 f

; N- \" J1 s, E, S3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
0 L9 o$ g& Q3 o% ~- a HEART to love him,* _3 o/ G% D3 c0 T- n
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! ]  ~9 d2 p8 o: ^- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ c/ \! s7 [& T" B* w' ?$ Y0 d- Q! T: _
- a SPADE to bury him!1 p7 {7 v. o& |+ R* `5 {! r

5 p: A' ^1 E) e3 Y) f- n6 b& x4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
9 y* i9 }7 s  O/ ^: o8 {Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 a, ?( j( }( C
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5) What is the strongest muscle?9 Z+ e, r; H  S  U! H. t3 r
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 N0 y3 D% M, M6 ^6 B8 i% w. @% k4 O
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
& E1 Z9 O( a4 XWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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  d' m; \9 U/ }( t# g( X& W8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. U7 }5 P1 j( Z1 pThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~) R% ^7 _( `+ Q: }2 P' w
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great