[English]: Jokes..

小强

: z- e: E! D" U
% t# A0 u' Z% V& M
1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 t/ P0 j" P$ s& G  X9 _/ s$ ^
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 x3 A8 y5 b5 k6 u# N
. a+ G6 U9 S- ]2 o3 P4 F
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
) L, D( J& g! `- ia.They give like hell.
/ L; U4 k2 P7 ~7 }6 D4 U. f; xb.They do not yell.
" _, O8 B& f' p4 Xc.They do not tell.
; M! A+ Y" c! ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
& }3 f' V; {- ~  V% J% | , o& S) Y! D/ H
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
2 o) m0 t$ @6 z' g- a HEART to love him,
. h; z1 B% r+ N7 X' g- a DIAMOND to marry him,( q+ [! r9 U' W. w
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 P, n5 W0 j. C- a SPADE to bury him!# _5 ]9 ^% L3 |7 {! I0 y

" I3 h, L6 h5 J+ S; n) D+ ?- P4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; A3 Y# Y- c5 m5 ^2 u9 C; y
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
( e6 \' a: r' a2 \6 ~' t/ B 6 k4 M' S% I7 g" j7 k0 t
5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 p7 y' u( w: ]3 {" @The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
; p( L0 T2 s7 h- D9 i0 B2 t ) k2 D/ _/ N! _' b
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 E$ N9 H- @) y+ B) d9 }
The arse hole is always in front of you.
  J! B4 a- R: M6 W% v* A: Q& C 9 U7 t1 U. ^2 l" R2 O  h
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?+ v+ Y5 T! V  B8 {
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. I* k9 l7 Q2 E3 `4 k; O5 o' A# T
. Z% \5 G2 `% K6 L; B+ e
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?' e# j" o" R: c) K  \* n
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~9 N) y7 F+ s2 Z1 J0 F* k% S' ~
keep it up~~
  r( j9 Y, `' g7 ]. Acheers

maksim2046

that is great