[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1 U5 D3 O( c# ~7 w1 W, L: q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( K3 A( N2 D+ P9 E4 ~- c99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 J& I- v: S3 E  `& s1 ea.They give like hell.
( B  N; M5 G6 H" V6 r. c, a- Yb.They do not yell.
1 i5 B+ F8 T  u# T& hc.They do not tell.
: e3 B8 }* P* ~0 h1 Ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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% L$ p, r. j& ^- r3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 l  s0 j4 G$ e+ m: p2 |; m& Q
- a HEART to love him,
, R! W* {4 q6 `  K' l- q) F- a DIAMOND to marry him,- w* {5 W/ D+ o; I) C
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' ]+ B3 @& y( `6 |0 N. N2 Q- a SPADE to bury him!5 ?# C. }/ L; e: h' v" K
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?: f. f( L& g$ y3 W
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 f( s9 x/ y! A8 L7 M+ @8 N3 ~The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!3 i2 T$ u  X4 r& v! V

1 E) w. |# y* t- S# |2 E  w. S6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ J4 D7 ?" W& D0 @1 v) v( v4 g
The arse hole is always in front of you.+ ?9 D" y1 g3 z
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?+ w* D8 \+ B5 J4 K# w. v! i, H
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9 }  C9 B1 j3 ?5 J  e
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great