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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 e( V' W& r; [) `! y; P99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2 ]: N T: h' `/ @2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
. t% [3 t& J9 ^7 ^4 A N. ~a.They give like hell. ' e( k- u* h% _6 T7 p
b.They do not yell.
! N4 r( b: T" L4 Lc.They do not tell.
" f$ M; s+ P2 W4 B% _) E1 u- ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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: S: ~' O% m. L' Y( W) h( V9 _3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. Q+ O+ j% x5 f8 x9 b2 y
- a HEART to love him,) g6 f! K/ Y3 V1 L0 x) B" @2 \
- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 h/ t/ b2 B N1 q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 x4 U w v+ H9 M% _
- a SPADE to bury him!0 G0 T+ s. [1 q' L- ?
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) I: U( M4 g: @: @" H
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& }+ A5 e9 u# u: G: z" y! m
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
) b- l; `9 Z* g4 U6 ~8 Q+ Y# U( ]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 N+ v- W! [2 P0 ^The arse hole is always in front of you.1 m2 P' X8 @/ d( H5 l4 R
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! R1 B0 ^6 \; _; kWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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/ |8 r* f3 p: D) c' `( E3 K8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! c' }% r5 M' C# p0 f b. U" W
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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