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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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+ {1 ], E4 X }! D4 s( k/ n6 ?1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ T2 ^$ p: }2 R' X2 D2 S
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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% y" a' B: N) p2 F2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" u9 j* T4 H( l- [8 H% C8 |
a.They give like hell.
n6 \" u' X$ Hb.They do not yell.# J7 B- `) }; d p& z: p# v) i. }
c.They do not tell.5 Y+ A4 f# U. K4 @, g
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# @' y1 b4 o* G& h! }
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
) e* G! k. L5 a4 q6 S1 G( V& w- a HEART to love him,
- s; F3 B2 Y( D8 f; s! [7 f- a DIAMOND to marry him,
. v2 a. w) V6 f0 G* J" h, x9 [- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
G% v* R! i) }! |. Y/ G- a SPADE to bury him!: j Y1 u& \9 c
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( P8 @: t( E" P; b) T) z/ N' sBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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9 z( u( i/ C% t! ]8 `9 P( J5) What is the strongest muscle?
; q4 f! d4 j% HThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ O2 m, ~/ j& O1 x1 ]/ ]' q8 B2 [/ [
) P4 S$ ?9 {" ]" P6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 P4 n. N- z& V5 a( b# H
The arse hole is always in front of you.. j3 r5 M3 n( Z( k5 E
L u0 ?% l% f0 {5 B+ T! E7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 B5 q0 x: J/ F. r; [3 aWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% d P5 J. \& Z4 C$ F S
, {. f5 }9 C& p, @+ G$ s8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?% J. R0 a3 d/ f
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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