[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job+ B% M) O1 R! ^0 L* V4 ]; `* j
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence  y# X+ E  W+ z# q% o# n
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
2 @; M5 A6 `( ^% ga.They give like hell.
! ?$ N" D' [9 L0 ^5 N2 i8 _b.They do not yell.! X' S! w! j) A& M0 G' v
c.They do not tell.
* Z3 o( }0 t  R8 R% `1 x% Ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) ]+ `) i0 J% z2 ]8 z! K# U1 ~" N
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ K. q; ~  _' N2 d- O
- a HEART to love him,
( f: O& ~' Q. }8 p1 w- a DIAMOND to marry him,
5 q2 a/ a' F0 G: l- O- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
: d3 f7 q( _, s" p: W9 N& x& l- a SPADE to bury him!% C9 F6 G% f: ~; `0 g
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 f" X9 A1 I0 N+ B* A2 E
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 l' u9 X! A$ j0 Z" p, X: Y8 U; i

5 _% @3 m  t2 X  F+ k5) What is the strongest muscle?6 n- U. ?/ U" D% G
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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% b5 O  M5 K* O+ P6 Q' p6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ X" G6 r; E' y5 O: jThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" c4 D  ?2 ~( k9 i/ k; Z
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' N4 E6 c+ N& E2 X5 w

9 d" z" ?6 _$ R+ `8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
' W) l- W4 `  ^9 B/ r% t; WThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
# j9 u1 ]0 E. s7 {: @% b5 l7 Ckeep it up~~. Z) ]* e% n8 G, O" v. p9 h
cheers

maksim2046

that is great