[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: N2 U. t) L$ K& h: p( A5 K8 m2 V99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! D% L( v8 G& I' Z3 u
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
. ?( Q7 m) i8 |/ \1 B; fa.They give like hell. 7 A. A" v2 R0 I" T* P* ~
b.They do not yell.
0 K- G/ Z1 }2 X' k: J# A0 i0 M2 Hc.They do not tell.
- M+ ]) q3 ^: j$ }) [( b- Yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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' f! Y. A+ n: h1 k3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
: O! m& I% D, |( S; ^0 {3 o5 _! ]- a HEART to love him,
9 _8 |6 m/ B+ P5 j9 [4 C- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ @- `; P& [' N- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 O9 A  Z' U- w* K
- a SPADE to bury him!, z" v% z9 e" Z
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" ^' B' u# W$ H( k, s& w3 TBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# h; v$ ]! h+ y' X
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5) What is the strongest muscle?( m) C3 F' |+ n0 ~
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- T2 K4 w- p; r4 d3 v' L% H8 A: u

5 Z! Q$ t% z9 h6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 R: Y9 Q2 j: ?/ d* g
The arse hole is always in front of you.2 T! A$ U9 L8 o( j/ n8 Q4 G

2 U. f) M, K0 c& s& M( n, i# N7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) U2 j8 O( a2 F0 p: O  n
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 K2 q$ s7 T7 s, M5 v
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~' t1 m  p+ h0 [  H3 m, U4 G& f
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great