[English]: Jokes..

小强

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0 ^& g$ S+ R. U5 S  I1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 E4 n% L6 ^4 H, A8 I1 Q, B; f
a.They give like hell.
% e5 j5 w) X5 u! ~b.They do not yell.& _3 J. G2 W( l6 Z; g, q. J
c.They do not tell.
# P% f, G3 O, E$ Fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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8 N! `- G4 u" {/ Y# ~" @1 C. Z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,4 v, t& h  K7 Y# L% M
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' w0 }  J$ I7 z5 ?" G- a SPADE to bury him!, N& t& _2 c. c
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
' l& C% G, @9 a* F5 JBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
, v& i7 b  z' r; kThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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' L: O$ S- ?* _. y( ?* y, W6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. J, ]3 ?" M$ u) J/ `% PThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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, _3 B  Y- y/ ]2 A2 ]7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
* W1 l4 ]. o- q' EWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
4 Y; v! V6 h" P, o" c7 M, b8 YThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great