[English]: Jokes..

小强

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) {" s; N1 y4 o1 q) C1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
, v6 h: z  a1 ]  g99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. |' W0 Q" q: }1 v
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 A2 ^+ ]- y1 I, S, J: }- J5 c
a.They give like hell. , o6 y$ \! g' ^
b.They do not yell.5 B. x- b2 n! G, @
c.They do not tell./ h. t" M+ x, y" ^- Q
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3 _) c  y% T; g7 K' ]. m3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
/ J% B3 |: b/ g: U6 D1 z1 S- a HEART to love him,
: s) x4 P) M1 F( {0 u- a DIAMOND to marry him,; w1 v; t% F) J* n( ?
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 Z" H& m/ H( G' C
- a SPADE to bury him!! r: B4 C* v6 T

' j% W1 z0 M; S4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?  m" k+ q6 I, h
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ O9 G& M& _. \9 j5 u: ~: A1 q  SThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; b8 \3 b% U: {2 M

8 }/ d* y; ^7 s8 w& M2 v6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, d8 k/ K. r7 x/ M4 S9 m# X- a9 w
The arse hole is always in front of you.0 N3 d- G; ?5 n5 J6 E( H  Q, R/ j
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
: q% y! A9 G9 A% l1 T( ?( _4 {When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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3 c" Q3 Q9 x* j8 s- x8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 P: e( M+ `$ aThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
/ |, w7 z1 K5 y8 ?keep it up~~8 w; N3 r, o% ^$ Q  o/ W
cheers

maksim2046

that is great