[English]: Jokes..

小强

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/ h( x* Y, m- `9 l1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
# a1 n+ f( h; L+ I1 G  |* o99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) [4 z2 b% ?/ f; m# n, [6 `

! ]: X6 t/ C1 `7 {- B& R& ~6 ?2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ z! K6 ]% z$ w; Y! i/ o* C! H
a.They give like hell.
- i- ]' e! m7 r3 q/ gb.They do not yell.. p3 ?5 G( z' L1 {: t
c.They do not tell.
  n6 r! n9 F: `/ d; E1 @3 \d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 f0 G( Q" I+ t: r
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( z' g6 I+ M# k, z* G, {6 I- a HEART to love him,
2 J6 n+ p7 d4 z5 N8 |  V" T4 J3 W- a DIAMOND to marry him,% Q/ o3 g. Z9 o9 r
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& ^/ ~3 m: f' ?! g1 [0 b) u" I& ]- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: Y7 `% I5 M, ?" l( {Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& ]9 f+ S4 W) X, o1 z: p- f: U

' }( p4 T. x! D0 J0 Y$ x; r& a0 d: p; ]5) What is the strongest muscle?1 T# u3 m8 B  s; Q3 G/ t
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 \1 b% X" x5 s2 N8 G1 Q9 r/ L, P
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
2 Q1 I0 k+ }+ g: m# Z- pThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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% h1 Q$ b5 |, A. P1 X; G2 q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
& o. J$ F9 C5 h( iWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ i* N' [; Q" @# E
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ A& l* k) @9 ?# r6 n. K, a# W0 `
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
$ s3 W: u! E1 }6 h1 kkeep it up~~+ \0 F: y. c; X& E
cheers

maksim2046

that is great