[English]: Jokes..

小强

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$ E8 l* I  }) t! N* W3 \1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# o, e' Z- T. ^3 N+ f
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: R# x0 U9 H6 q. e' ^
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# f0 n3 e/ h7 S. [- Pa.They give like hell.
: d6 u( Z# p- S3 L- J. i  bb.They do not yell./ X8 Q  t' z/ u: R
c.They do not tell.
" k/ W6 t- c1 m# E8 j9 v9 T: {3 P3 zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:6 V0 o' W# c3 f/ C1 r0 m
- a HEART to love him,
: o) l7 _* C% R5 d. k- a DIAMOND to marry him,  n) [, X0 \. n7 B) D
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and; l3 j3 i' g4 g: H+ m
- a SPADE to bury him!% z  ~. U0 e) L4 N& b  z+ M* D
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
+ Q  w  e) ]6 }  hBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" K0 E4 X" H+ O2 ]$ X8 n4 W7 \

6 z# z1 q: r, r9 D4 b, j$ s5) What is the strongest muscle?
( w. \2 P3 ^3 mThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; ]1 ^) M8 B% F8 V0 m. J$ T

" B: K2 O, r, Q# q! ~& y! Y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
2 g! K. ~! V1 SThe arse hole is always in front of you.; V$ t7 m, u0 N. `1 _

) m8 j( D1 U+ ?3 m! X7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# X& `, z' a0 C4 J; ^
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ M' n5 B/ G! V/ Y! H$ p
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~# ?3 ]- ]; @" H; [3 s- d# x
keep it up~~2 ]# r; m6 D2 ]1 h% P# I  G
cheers

maksim2046

that is great