[English]: Jokes..

小强

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' _& q6 ?! Z+ D/ v! J1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ ^3 I( h* ]; u3 Y& T; |99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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9 F/ P: a( Y5 m/ w2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 P% o' P* ^/ c3 S8 g
a.They give like hell. 6 s$ }% v/ D* x
b.They do not yell.# O$ [( Q& J4 [$ J' \  t
c.They do not tell.0 v5 P' z/ o0 [: G( w  g* v- K
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 U+ Q2 R- K0 O+ l6 f, d1 ]
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) [; n* `5 f$ F4 w+ ]) V
- a HEART to love him,
$ j& h  I& b! m+ X" s- a DIAMOND to marry him,, |$ K  Z) i7 Q" h; O
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 k/ A. I* s8 d- N' f$ z- a SPADE to bury him!' _/ O0 F' u/ w$ E

/ J: a8 O, O* }: K8 O4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 Q" b' L- u& F8 d0 I
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! y+ u; f: b6 Q% A
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 G: H, q  Y0 h, _5 l! HThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 f9 t3 }+ X, M* Q6 J; R

$ S" o* S) l' G8 p6 u6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 H2 X% z6 @+ k8 E% o5 |
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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* k9 M5 c' j9 K% S, G; |: z7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ |2 b/ K0 l: k/ W- r5 k0 s. w+ VWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; [4 ~. w- S- K6 d
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
# {" q+ M- d4 a: m! n6 vkeep it up~~
3 q  j2 M4 G# fcheers

maksim2046

that is great