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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 _7 f2 f& {% d H1 C
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# ?0 ]7 c2 z! H* [0 k1 u
a.They give like hell. . V0 ~" T; S; |! ^5 o6 z+ `
b.They do not yell.
9 u6 b: q$ f! `6 k- nc.They do not tell.
+ A: n. K; S1 Kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:& X3 a8 C2 `* }
- a HEART to love him,' C o# d( ~% \
- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 o1 U7 k p/ R, e
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* d* E: S/ G2 P' ]
- a SPADE to bury him!9 P% M# l# r6 L1 f
# D* C2 P+ o! \, ]& v" f: c4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 l' \% _2 {1 \ L! n: M5 {/ [Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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1 b0 B7 C' O% U q5) What is the strongest muscle?
. O% M# h' ^" Z4 x" BThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
8 ?& O4 u* x$ o. EThe arse hole is always in front of you.: R$ C' Q" K6 J0 m6 h
7 |# h. N3 k* I* j7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ X4 U7 ] R9 U" ^2 Y, m! M" }2 @When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) p- Y7 j) C9 r0 c& I) A" N
4 g5 K: c, P( i q8 m- Z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* l( T/ g( I6 s/ y0 WThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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