[English]: Jokes..

小强

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. }. O* T9 E: f7 ]1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job1 i. v" U  L# ?% l1 Z, \5 N
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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+ d! k, K# m& I& H6 f/ B2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
. f8 F1 h6 I8 Z! O, ?a.They give like hell. & \+ Z3 b  J3 y5 m
b.They do not yell.
) j6 ^; U# v5 @3 C0 x8 x5 ^$ |" jc.They do not tell.
8 l9 B2 K3 [# i2 V5 {/ Kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( I3 _  O1 V9 d4 Y4 O

, H0 @, n' _9 M2 i% b5 i3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:( [! E! f! a+ H* M4 U  D
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 m" b9 k( K( U% c4 G# z$ T. P5 c
- a SPADE to bury him!# G/ Z2 x; s' x2 S; t9 E$ U
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
# N7 [7 k( Y0 `" C2 s& B& G  {$ NBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?" c$ F. a! M2 y9 b, `* [6 G
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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3 n7 ?; _2 O6 B  e! V6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. D0 \# z. ]* m2 n3 s' ^
The arse hole is always in front of you.5 `9 ?/ J! d3 N1 h0 z$ ?# a
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ _- O+ U! V- I" G+ LWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, i6 |" \$ a: K/ g0 l4 ]+ b; ~; u
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~4 z: J! G/ x7 S  U
keep it up~~& l6 U$ X: P# i9 W7 n! S% ?
cheers

maksim2046

that is great