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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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. v/ P. i: @! U4 P1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 D( T, ?$ p3 @- c- a& Z2 T" l99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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3 \! Z. L7 o5 |& y& J, D1 X2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" v N! X* w; z9 h% ]% u
a.They give like hell. # E3 c7 G' I* B/ V/ d
b.They do not yell.9 a( k2 T% l6 u% I a
c.They do not tell.4 R# h0 t) ^, z9 | U4 V
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 M5 X# ?9 Z( a$ g. _
4 Y8 J& L) E8 M2 |3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: X) C, w+ j/ J! g4 N
- a HEART to love him,
' b# t8 ~. w* c6 b; B% B- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 T: P9 D; N- I+ J k
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& b* c; A: X+ \& z1 y! x' n- a SPADE to bury him!( v4 n" l+ B( G# G& S0 w4 [/ s
9 S f9 O9 G) d; F; n8 c9 r4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" A4 h$ j% l6 ~* C* \Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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6 [5 R! t4 S1 P: h1 v6 N6 F9 o5) What is the strongest muscle?
- e1 h9 ~0 W1 d, Q U8 g, wThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, w" o1 W- C9 O) y/ |& K- f% D' S. z( c
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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% r" I+ S) v0 G( [2 Y3 N# x5 g1 V7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 }# T1 _# Y8 `& jWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
0 L7 Y4 E. F8 @1 z& V6 CThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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