[English]: Jokes..

小强

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* B3 E2 y0 L) x7 W2 A1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 ^- o2 u8 l" Z1 I
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- I$ e" b: u2 A! e$ c

" ^3 s! D3 N2 X8 i( s2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?' ], X2 u. j1 O, n5 n. p& E6 ~: @, @
a.They give like hell.
/ m# O* b: a; R9 M6 V0 q* j* ?b.They do not yell.
& `# I2 j- r" w! s: kc.They do not tell.
" Y3 F5 [- \& D% md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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8 x+ M# S+ ^7 L6 M9 v3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( O" E" L; K" x& |9 a- a HEART to love him,
0 S' R: ^0 o7 I3 \; ?) b5 G- a DIAMOND to marry him,) j3 z; o8 q$ |& g3 k
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 Y3 T. K$ q: G7 P, T' l- a SPADE to bury him!* _1 U3 x5 y' I# N! [( h

: v: [  O' E/ t: \6 Q9 s/ G( a4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 k( _2 L% O8 {0 {& e' NBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?7 V  j, E8 P" ?" ^3 j
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 E+ H+ i! q: O6 @( `  L
The arse hole is always in front of you.0 W+ C0 z3 {( T. G1 Y, T: D- [, j
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 H2 c  W/ h4 n2 S- _4 |8 y) ]# H
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!+ c# x1 ~8 M% s
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?' l) Y" [6 A: w5 U$ L( a+ L
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~$ w" \. f2 l! i1 ^7 V
keep it up~~
5 o) H, ~- e1 _- c9 N$ _. Tcheers

maksim2046

that is great