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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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9 G$ Y! p0 K6 i. c5 @7 L1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ Q& I! B# ^8 |0 d5 E; L
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( Q0 [% {% R2 k
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
/ z$ U7 c8 J; P* R& w' aa.They give like hell.
* e, Z: y! Y/ ]3 p5 lb.They do not yell.4 u+ _+ g! {0 R) ]/ p' A, N
c.They do not tell.
2 J: `1 y5 ~* B$ t! X) U* Y; _d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' h5 q& T0 l1 M7 X) s, c
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
& O2 k6 P9 b$ T/ v' {" X0 Z0 w% ~/ t- a HEART to love him,
) o( V7 J! k: k- a DIAMOND to marry him,% [+ B7 D1 o0 r; y9 j$ A; T( ?+ ^
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and# K5 X) ~/ e; T
- a SPADE to bury him!2 m; Z- |; s" W
' Q+ Y9 X' x, A. P2 P+ _4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ y C" O) h3 PBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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2 x7 C5 e8 h# ~ o. g/ c5) What is the strongest muscle?9 c/ P7 }- @: A* X, s0 g7 B
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% A# n$ `; ]) O5 l1 ^" j5 e
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# E* H2 j8 R9 @7 e! G! UThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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: a+ {8 @! H( N5 L. |2 e7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?; m; f! d5 N* e+ l. B# ^
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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, B6 G. M5 X9 O. D+ V8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# }& w% Q; X1 J' e# }
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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