[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
& l# f$ n& R7 ^99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 H* q! \+ ]2 B, m( D
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ d; I/ K% s5 i
a.They give like hell.
* s7 A5 @+ e8 ub.They do not yell.* g6 L8 n! Y8 p* Q- i
c.They do not tell.
! x8 j* z' p; q- Kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 r6 ^& i( Z7 g6 x
- a HEART to love him,7 {5 O2 o) `( t  m! T! g
- a DIAMOND to marry him,* j8 U! N- w4 y9 z) T' i; Q0 J7 N
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) e4 V0 {2 X; p! R) J8 }
- a SPADE to bury him!
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0 ~3 Q- X4 v# E; F1 j! b4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
# q% ]# W# i9 t' WBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
: M* H; e9 ~( m; ], v: w3 \The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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, M5 n5 b' Z/ y- G6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. D6 p* n1 `0 [1 K: o/ j
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?+ M; S1 m6 F6 \3 z
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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; P* [/ F# q; A' v5 }8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# f) p- [; X8 A2 s5 F
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~, }$ ]# j2 }, x5 k
keep it up~~9 b# l2 b4 H, `5 o, f$ @# t' u
cheers

maksim2046

that is great