[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ ]9 N  n9 }7 K) I
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 L) s4 V+ p. r- K# w5 p

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8 L; y0 S+ N/ i! ga.They give like hell. / y6 O4 M" k& J4 O3 \0 ]( U( `
b.They do not yell.
* L$ k2 t0 P& }" m7 u+ Hc.They do not tell.% }8 I8 n- M# K
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
& ^2 ^7 L3 ?4 `0 k: X/ J* u: ?, ~- a HEART to love him,
, I1 G+ E9 T7 q) ^- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 b! x. a/ X7 J
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
4 O9 O9 G5 p7 E: W; k- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* Y3 |' t( r! @% q( E
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?* D0 }% G( b* ~/ V9 U
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( V7 A* \4 ^1 n& bThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( v! S5 E- K. t6 E8 M) a
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!5 S  t+ R( ^' ?- M/ u, y7 s

) V3 ?9 x9 ^0 N+ a2 i& I0 q8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* D( d" J: S+ c. D2 N
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
* v3 m! z- r, b4 g# g1 akeep it up~~" Y% |+ @1 F; p, O
cheers

maksim2046

that is great