[English]: Jokes..

小强

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9 T0 f" |' Z. w! ]" r1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 E) F2 a4 N6 D99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence9 S+ R* X" G) w6 S/ z
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ C; N9 J; V# h6 O  V' Y
a.They give like hell.   W! B, s$ C6 b9 n% G
b.They do not yell.
. `' }. u+ u- I2 y. sc.They do not tell.
& A0 b$ L. W! ?2 kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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6 v% }& F! ?2 k5 m! K& i5 Q3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:; n* @6 }+ Y2 c
- a HEART to love him,
, B# J/ Q3 L7 m2 L- a DIAMOND to marry him,' G. F# U  p4 h. u! J8 }8 ~
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
$ u# J5 ?% L$ e4 N- a SPADE to bury him!+ |( s  o+ I4 F% {; E7 R4 ~1 S

# M( C8 B: c' Z( K+ @4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. E) R. X& W$ N* v0 U3 X4 P" [
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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) J# ~3 H3 Q0 T' l# n: b/ e5) What is the strongest muscle?
% k3 }- h# \. t1 g% iThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 R- R0 }2 V! T! S( R2 ]2 m

: L! |  c% \8 Y' G6 H# r6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( L2 D$ o' W, Q6 S/ `$ p7 U5 X9 iThe arse hole is always in front of you.! a3 x, w& e! J. j& C6 L6 B
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 W% y; J6 L! e1 \4 p
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 k5 ]2 E! e0 d; _+ A) F# W' f0 \

: R2 p! @8 g, Y0 s8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?& j9 i* v4 Y1 {
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~( J) m$ d, Q# u$ A( `
keep it up~~
: R, g% I& w& wcheers

maksim2046

that is great