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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 _! T( B& f. }2 k |: P' b- j
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 K: n+ @) ~/ x& F5 H( F t9 U
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
. z, f& O4 S# q+ q# {, h7 @a.They give like hell. 2 S6 C! T" K0 e. g8 |' H
b.They do not yell.6 U' ]* o* k. p/ Q* K- G
c.They do not tell.
0 H+ g5 f E% W, d, |& nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) k3 |3 c W$ c% M; V
- a HEART to love him,3 A& W" A: |4 s M8 }' ?
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 [' J$ N! a( p2 h: N/ @- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- s+ u4 G1 U8 ]7 M' S" |) w, @+ B- S- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. C6 D Q9 {6 vBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later( h- }9 C5 m" V- Y8 }1 f
+ n! ^3 n, J3 t6 J" s& g5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ V; t4 e k# iThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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3 e8 ^0 B R" p; H0 {2 {6 r) E: C6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. T7 k* B- R3 k3 c% LThe arse hole is always in front of you.& U a6 @8 G5 i* @* B5 C h
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
b0 u+ V4 B# [( Q6 RWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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( Q" ^1 f: v% u! H2 l, U+ V' z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ U9 \; Q3 f6 ~$ F1 I! k1 X1 G" x9 t
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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