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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1 |. a( ^+ E$ {1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( |9 L y1 ~' e1 Z99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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4 S9 A' [; C q% M5 E$ q2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
$ m5 C( a8 m4 _( `* A) ta.They give like hell. # K6 T1 O1 f2 E x
b.They do not yell.
# @7 @% y/ D# I( G, A# J$ e+ ?c.They do not tell.
$ m* {! u, G/ Fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 M' O* M7 U' R$ H) c- a HEART to love him,6 D( N( T6 {6 S4 I% I
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
. F; [" u+ N: V0 B- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 c" W! j! D* W3 ?/ A# i _, x
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
$ ^4 [2 n2 w' N9 u" o* \3 A KBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?) N! {" L$ F- m8 Y( L
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!3 Z3 p0 P4 e) j# J
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 e& J/ B2 o$ f: S) j+ L
The arse hole is always in front of you." U$ t2 a# v' m
& n, E1 z* m8 y2 @3 G+ {7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
M# |* r5 d: X% f* h* nWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!+ Y; ~6 x9 D# e
# `2 j4 G. K, C6 J4 T8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. ^+ ^9 r# w* G; L$ `
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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