[English]: Jokes..

小强

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  q) P2 P; F$ p3 d) R1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 I8 O: P$ j+ i# I2 T3 {8 w6 j99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" p1 B  W9 g5 b+ Y- P7 Aa.They give like hell.
/ e3 @: n- i9 U) Vb.They do not yell.
5 d6 N6 p, U6 X) n( gc.They do not tell.$ R1 F  B0 G# L7 a3 J6 J
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; s$ W' i5 T* z/ h- Z

* m5 s2 C( ?% w3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,% x& n! s2 ?+ E  R& F) g! a
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and# V  }4 Q5 e) G5 I. C
- a SPADE to bury him!9 H" D( ~. N: T, Y$ j

& s( b8 X: N# m( ^4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
9 B; l/ {. h" U1 W% G# o" PBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 B9 m0 G' o) z) Y$ d2 H
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
  \( c8 A. C) ?+ D# R1 X8 W% B6 dThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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' {9 `' m. j8 E# p) t; _4 k7 E6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# N+ K9 |* ^: q' ^$ x3 X! S: |
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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" u) a5 }1 g+ ?$ ?7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( F9 m/ w2 x7 x* @3 q
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: l2 l( U5 h+ ^1 l3 P4 w% R% i
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: D4 o3 Q4 m9 r3 h5 K9 JThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~; k, t$ X; i. x8 K. M( T1 x  y- x
keep it up~~7 k: C) s% E6 [
cheers

maksim2046

that is great