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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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( z% m+ M% X8 R6 @# T( X0 {! A+ Y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 H6 v% [5 C I# w99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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# Z- L; o) \ o( r) S2 n2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: w" @7 }0 P! O/ {! \% p7 `# ca.They give like hell. # {, ?; w5 O5 j9 Z8 g4 `# T( e
b.They do not yell.- r! S5 |; O2 m: ]6 s
c.They do not tell.- Q, a7 e- k% w! T) A/ |
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 n4 C- b# G! T9 ~/ L# b
- a HEART to love him,
0 r! ]* S( r& N& }/ G- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 Y8 i8 y+ B$ r) M' c5 R! T1 h8 l$ o- a CLUB to smash his head in, and R& y G. x# E/ H8 c
- a SPADE to bury him!
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: d# C: A/ @/ `1 ~3 b5 @4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 i) r/ Q* a/ I- k, g$ {
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 K, H2 m: ^9 s( y, ?The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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1 ?/ f7 q+ Y n4 ?. K6 |6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 t2 w) y) U# W* Q% F. GThe arse hole is always in front of you.1 m6 ^9 V+ M0 N; r& n
: L$ e, d5 z8 c( ]( w8 j0 [7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. s/ f k$ ^9 ]7 Z/ m
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- d0 |/ ^% A! Z: O- m7 @- h$ O/ p
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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