[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 F$ K1 G# k4 z/ S
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 `, d3 s, \0 m
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  Z8 y% g, T# B; |- _& O
a.They give like hell. 9 o: }: A- O1 ?: C6 X: X
b.They do not yell.
; e, v- ]& {  ]; O9 m1 Bc.They do not tell.
' W0 A* t$ D8 P' wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' V. T! E+ i5 A  |
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and  s- s( h6 ]# d- q
- a SPADE to bury him!; X' G" V0 j  }

4 k, x& e/ Z& @# J7 H9 n6 {4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" u7 Y. S7 L) s, c1 f
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% v" x! P8 g: g* w7 K

9 }- p- \  [5 z) W5) What is the strongest muscle?
( h+ T9 K$ N" x0 E* zThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 v' A& I% H- h. Y: J8 v5 E5 M9 K

. U/ e: r. C! j  Q$ Z$ W  x0 {6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; f# P4 e; m) p
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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1 c; p0 D# t8 `) r2 j. ^7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 G# ]0 Z% Y& e6 V7 X  V; sWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 R4 ]. G" N* j" x3 c  PThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
$ E. ~4 _2 Z) h0 {  I" E" C" rkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great