[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" E1 p( f: D; s* s
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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9 l: R, \& m0 H2 P! t6 W% A2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& s! Y! h7 L+ d) Ga.They give like hell.
) E8 p+ X& l( D9 ]# V; }b.They do not yell.
; C) g0 a8 t/ L+ \" m. V6 Hc.They do not tell.# p8 \. R- N* B
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# R: O1 w1 b/ s) n$ T, V! y, H! j
- a HEART to love him,
4 a; I& R6 m  L6 e' H5 D( T2 w- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 O4 s5 E5 l( H' f0 D& W) i# v& b
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 u- Y$ }& k8 x, \5 _" H# U- a SPADE to bury him!: [, R+ [: `7 ^& @2 h- c
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
  k. n0 m* @6 D: U% R; W6 l, cBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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! h) l+ H1 [* y' E0 h( E: l5) What is the strongest muscle?4 L: t% }& G  e1 {% M
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, e9 L! _  g, i: b- p
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' L( a! C3 L! g3 L, |+ NThe arse hole is always in front of you.3 m% B, x" K4 |
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
: E3 H0 y5 l0 r' I3 SWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& \/ Q% @/ g& \. i
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?" ~6 K) n5 F) w: {, ~
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~; z, p% ~  l+ }. `; }
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great