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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 t p5 y' ^' `. Z. f0 j# _' }99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! a' M& q7 ~# E \, k, J
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 T# } w, w, }9 ^8 ua.They give like hell. 2 {. q1 j5 u, e
b.They do not yell.
' _% t' J* T; z$ R* L5 o: \& S! Oc.They do not tell.
* d9 i9 [# Y) W' T& h# Td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 p9 K" ~( I3 l# o; i" a" u# Z+ _
, `5 W! O; g9 g L+ m3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
& Z/ c p& M7 B) T1 _- a HEART to love him,
- S4 b$ E- }7 D+ A- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- ?; {9 n7 P9 N& m- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ _+ M9 k4 |" H- h7 p
- a SPADE to bury him!
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. K( q; i$ ^1 @3 m# ]6 T4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. U. o/ l4 R9 i. OBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& X8 H) R, r# R# z; c8 j7 n7 @
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 M6 J0 U" `/ ZThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: g" c3 m7 d' O: Q6 T( p
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& n" u- R7 ]& q" U$ q8 L2 ?. ?The arse hole is always in front of you./ s* y/ r6 ]# d( M5 f# P7 N
/ l# M" u# ^, Z5 _5 R7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 ]4 f; A/ s& v6 X7 }4 NWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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9 K% Q) ^2 g0 u5 w4 k2 y! ^8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( V; O3 v) U# @ ?' HThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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