[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& i; S& Y- e& F2 _# I) d
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. Z4 B7 B7 y$ ?8 a
a.They give like hell. ' Q1 p* p/ j" j1 l6 |, C0 e
b.They do not yell.) O" S( f; @4 a, c7 p' |3 Y
c.They do not tell.
. i$ G0 n! g8 t- hd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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  W& M: r8 A6 q$ e3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
8 c0 U  t4 }3 Y3 o1 {; {$ k- ]2 M9 l4 p  U- a HEART to love him,1 B/ J6 f3 b, k8 T( d+ H% Y
- a DIAMOND to marry him,2 ]) D. N: t8 K+ J0 {
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! n% j* d( Y1 }$ }4 f' R# h- a SPADE to bury him!
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( ^  D& }; m0 a) H4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% V  R6 e; b/ [1 EBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later2 C( ~$ O: F  z0 I5 r2 f+ Q

3 M, t9 v, l3 G; D5) What is the strongest muscle?* c0 w8 H5 K$ q% l
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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2 ]0 v! k/ Y  m  m6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( n$ ^1 b0 R# u1 [7 D+ h5 ^& ]The arse hole is always in front of you.
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3 m7 r( v! c3 L) Q' B- p7 z: w* W- c7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 A' X2 r0 A4 x" K' Q6 r2 e. a" y4 a
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. i& U$ K! h# a4 D! F7 |3 E

: y' f9 x" M7 C1 h- L8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9 p4 a/ b% u* o' @3 H
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~% }$ s; F: ?/ e5 _% F. d
keep it up~~
1 v' R; d$ I* \- W: `% L1 r) ~cheers

maksim2046

that is great