[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 F/ c; t" f; ~. f6 u99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence9 J* Y4 k0 M7 g! o

2 g/ k8 F( S# }: H# r  f4 P, f2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! U& L6 Q( N+ A
a.They give like hell.
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c.They do not tell.2 y# i+ J- A+ u6 z) S
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! Z6 }# B' Q( X" q& O) g

7 `8 B, d/ C& k3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 V$ W$ n% T- }: S: b
- a HEART to love him,
7 h' ^) a0 T9 r0 Q5 L- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 D( c: m" f4 f- H- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
4 Z, K: E& i+ M$ E- a SPADE to bury him!9 P* y) d2 k' e. X5 r9 a7 ?

: Z/ H6 H: R/ k1 K4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
$ B; \; ]% Z, |3 [6 a3 l" E) XBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 Q; `0 V8 n% r; B& b8 p
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5) What is the strongest muscle?. |% O  V7 Q3 L  e/ k/ u" q4 e
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. {4 K& L& l5 C; O. V
The arse hole is always in front of you.% N' L* ?& S' M$ O
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
* g+ [( @# U& `5 r# `. L9 A2 z6 [When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# H, Z3 p8 n; }( k' q

: A4 M: R# ]( o8 z" R# F8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 f! y( I3 O' A0 h* M: g
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
9 R$ V/ a* G( k! ~' akeep it up~~3 C: f( l- l: {4 v' \, ?9 `, g, n
cheers

maksim2046

that is great