[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1 W8 K. `# v. U' ^2 B1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* s, m9 ]) _' A2 C7 A- q. v
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 z6 |- ]& h  d# j9 t' f1 d

: R6 F$ i9 j* E8 y! A! x' Z2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 ~! u0 B: P1 C+ n& t2 W1 N; d6 J
a.They give like hell. 1 Q' a5 S) i4 R# q& f% q# [
b.They do not yell.
+ H, C* z' V% Hc.They do not tell.
$ e  h& r; U  V. Gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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& q: g: ?8 o" h6 `  M+ Y8 x3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# ^6 H2 e* y; L* I: M
- a HEART to love him,
# f5 H4 K) C+ Z& b* I; U% F. L- a DIAMOND to marry him,
8 i' `9 C! r. Z5 E8 U. H( i- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 O+ w7 ~. w4 K7 W5 |6 I- s
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4 Z* q) R8 l* @* u% F7 I5 F3 r% o4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* }! n9 ?: X# T3 ^# B  B' ]
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) A1 b# n# J$ R1 x- K
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ r  x+ o# R( J5 R2 l0 H  ?The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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% Z' l1 `2 b) V8 `9 H6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 d2 T$ p( C6 z4 @
The arse hole is always in front of you.. A% m" U' Z' v3 V5 Z+ J
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
$ N6 O& [+ j, L, z9 fWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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4 r0 B9 X% R, _) c7 _8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
9 O8 F% f" }/ O, ^& GThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~* @+ [5 p* {9 ]( K! b
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great