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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
% e( B8 L5 C$ j# f99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence7 }0 ^" T3 P- B& p6 L6 V. O3 t+ G
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
$ m' g; Z: Y/ v$ P8 wa.They give like hell. 1 t7 P5 e' S2 D$ ]4 S# Z5 q
b.They do not yell.: N7 h, n. x, q4 y( f
c.They do not tell.
, S$ V8 u5 n% v+ B0 L4 O; L% Ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# X# n M1 @3 v
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 o. [! w. @: J& z: p
- a HEART to love him,
9 [# V' ^3 r0 ?! @( n- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 @+ s4 {( t. W
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
* s5 v; F: {& N8 F6 [- a SPADE to bury him!: ]1 D: z3 [9 p, _+ R( z
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
3 O( B. @& n3 L1 z2 d) {- m5 `Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% y9 t4 A$ z0 v- a) v, z( q
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 ~- Y" R: s! H: }* O4 D( HThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 R, a* b* ?) B1 l4 u9 E
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% |/ o* q( x9 E
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 |; h5 j4 D3 {6 D" r7 h
/ K) q$ h4 L7 O; l: E8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 O' `7 _) O' Q% W9 Z' W% KThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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