[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 X7 U6 C( _* p+ w2 v
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 ^( O1 x0 b! G) G; p
a.They give like hell. " p; _) J  ^) h% |; _0 u* B
b.They do not yell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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' F) M. ^+ N* [/ v( l- [" a3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ p$ p, u6 M' g" z7 \, c- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
; }4 J" {; z, h( K/ D- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2 H0 g3 X& f) I' t
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later  [: p2 o( W% o' d1 f/ F4 [, a

- B* H9 r( J' Q+ m5) What is the strongest muscle?6 J$ P0 `$ d2 |, L
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!3 f' }- w6 o$ x

: k, a$ z0 @. v6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; P3 _# j& G* Q4 \8 k9 E! P
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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2 E7 @  e. h7 U2 v; n7 x: x7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 l+ U' W1 Y& V" X7 U
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 `- C6 ^& H* Z+ k6 k% i
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 x' ]( V6 }! \. I! _8 v
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~0 ?1 ~1 p/ A0 b% r, s
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great