[English]: Jokes..

小强

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) F7 H, d" P9 d' s0 G) H4 {1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
* V0 N2 v5 e" S99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ n" ~0 b6 F' G7 @; l
a.They give like hell.
0 \2 i! i# F, n& G, e5 ob.They do not yell.7 d0 R2 `! A9 u1 ^- a3 E
c.They do not tell.# T( \5 Z& I8 O
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 [: |! u$ V  W! o& k4 L) Q5 x  E

3 K3 \* k" S* c3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) |  u0 s" z5 }2 E/ o
- a HEART to love him,
8 ~; f% u- _$ I- s- a DIAMOND to marry him,& Y( v3 {  Y) }* I" u" m7 A
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 ~- x$ C' S! V- {
- a SPADE to bury him!" H% r$ _+ F3 @+ l. N

7 a* Z% j$ Q! L) S+ H) `6 H4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ C9 q( x( ~& O
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?' e0 c( |$ k5 {+ R  Q; I4 f
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: [! w8 Z8 @) q0 T: N- [- u

2 o$ n: a/ R3 ]6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ k* N" Z: n4 Q" P" }" O4 N
The arse hole is always in front of you.) _% L: i- Y0 A3 m1 X# n+ l  S
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" j# q- y2 y+ GWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!6 w' D8 j' P6 v  n3 B2 c+ L
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( f% ^  ]5 M. Z2 jThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~5 b1 D0 i# Q) w# K3 d
keep it up~~5 ^6 G- _: o" X! r2 W, E) Y, J
cheers

maksim2046

that is great