[English]: Jokes..

小强

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5 c8 x0 }2 |% Y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! W* g5 ^2 N/ o4 J
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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1 e* ~" S" g' m2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ t% a' o/ }$ b6 W, H1 ]% Sa.They give like hell.
3 f0 p. p# f) u/ O) gb.They do not yell.
& [' G5 r9 {" M' L& X; w$ l3 ec.They do not tell.# l% U8 P3 D* z) M! A/ }- A0 u
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) W1 J: }  U/ o' C, D1 `8 s$ p
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
/ A# ^, J7 ~' _" U- a HEART to love him,+ K! ~8 p0 j& a$ a( i
- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 N! i+ p& D( C* j( u/ ^# z0 d
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ T  E3 y1 M) k0 F. @
- a SPADE to bury him!$ p1 L0 X0 b7 F

" R: c! W0 j, H8 |7 i; l  {4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! Q' g. }. H) g9 DBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ Z+ `+ N/ B3 p) t8 u

* [; _8 a: m. ]- j3 a5) What is the strongest muscle?6 ~0 a1 m5 {- C; O& c& J
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' O8 }3 s* q) f* `2 r+ Q
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- i2 `6 L( J& z% QWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 M3 S- S: t! n, f' C: G1 C
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 y7 d' l2 z- f, `( S' ^
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~+ T% {. X# Q& \7 N; U
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great