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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
# Y/ d F' H2 Y* @2 P. o99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence/ z. w9 U( e' ~+ ?0 m0 _1 e$ f
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( j2 c( d# V, n1 T1 s. g: w# H, Aa.They give like hell. . V+ W7 S# A+ r j' b& o
b.They do not yell.- Y) ^" U. e* m' r; ]' d0 F
c.They do not tell.: `& V8 Q. X9 `$ P
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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2 t+ X# t4 m* c$ z( u% p3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 F, P- G& j" c" v- F S' _3 O
- a HEART to love him," R: f% b y; \' }
- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 K) A. T. R( W0 r! f! C
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and# m( Z0 F8 X9 W3 b1 U
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
# i! h9 r4 G5 {" dBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. J8 [, Q/ m+ f9 o
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5) What is the strongest muscle?" a9 t' j* H2 J& T' j8 k! b1 W |. ~/ E
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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t, O* O' C5 Q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 T8 m% u) Q( W6 u% _
The arse hole is always in front of you.5 F$ U6 q5 I% a/ q: f* g1 G9 j, V8 O
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
$ e. l) ^& N+ g( D$ ~1 O7 IWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, i8 ~, Q O) k7 {: [, nThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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