[English]: Jokes..

小强

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* x4 P4 s, q1 o) t; P$ C2 x1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ B0 i) j; H, e% C( \99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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  X  |3 c' C# W1 F, ^2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
6 X2 G5 Y$ c7 \3 _a.They give like hell.
& n& ^. M$ ]$ [b.They do not yell.6 @2 D  M+ X* }5 `# l; W5 M
c.They do not tell.; |. M  E% ~3 i5 a/ i5 D5 j
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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9 O% k. Y; ^0 r3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 g4 x' `* Q: J" D* N- a HEART to love him,  R. E. U6 J; L  b; U( T. {: d
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
) x* r& q$ y( P/ S! p9 d4 W* W- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" u) j. T$ `2 ]- K3 F3 I9 @- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; r5 l0 n0 j, k1 f, Y
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 F2 ]% H) s, l- U+ C
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5) What is the strongest muscle?3 ^6 i6 ^) l) E& b% b1 q! o* X
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 Y" C; s8 N- U7 g& _- K
The arse hole is always in front of you.: d1 K+ Z' B6 W, \) A

: L. C  o4 ^# v7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) s4 K6 f' p0 AWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* C( F, O! X+ K/ [1 g

! U* X, y: N; P2 \1 H! I8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. B8 ~: p! B" [: K. G; d; V) s$ iThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~: p% n% F5 J$ w/ w4 ~3 T
keep it up~~6 J# N/ \" Q+ ]3 T
cheers

maksim2046

that is great