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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: I+ ?6 ^. T) g9 \( T
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
. `- e6 I$ ~3 [3 ]! O* A- Oa.They give like hell. ; b$ r6 Q/ `* K% i4 l
b.They do not yell.
1 w( w" \% L- L9 k9 s9 ic.They do not tell.
7 Q2 r& V% J+ i6 w5 k D% S% x& Nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 X O0 V& ^/ ]2 ]5 K5 _7 C$ b: S
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 B9 W3 J2 E2 s: h4 S( ]# n
- a HEART to love him,
# U. W$ t2 _# f- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- j/ D* ]3 G$ z- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 z& e4 y0 M: _; {
- a SPADE to bury him!
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; s* `. P2 ~. h4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# `9 b6 E* p9 J0 p
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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% v- p: c( d0 b$ l8 ]5) What is the strongest muscle? ]! u m* \, R; a: d. n
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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5 H. w ]3 C1 q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 u9 l k) r. b: v9 v
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" K& R5 {& x/ ? u8 O; ]1 J2 Q
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 Z' o; B- `& n. j% H0 s3 P, v+ }
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 l; |3 v$ q" p5 R7 s, ZThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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