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7 q7 X0 \4 g( m. q/ ?1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job  Q/ G& j& A0 S
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- l7 H$ E/ _! x

/ B& M/ j# ]  e' X2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 F6 l4 r/ h# N6 E! _% f
a.They give like hell. 9 @& V- i9 Z; v% g5 \4 ^* P
b.They do not yell.& W: ^" u" n/ a0 H
c.They do not tell.0 s- v; k# k' W! S: {4 c9 ?
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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7 Z: j- J$ `8 ^, P" K7 _3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 J! G8 Z% B: ^$ C9 h9 ]  _( i
- a HEART to love him,
0 f/ x4 i: H* n- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ T! Q0 T; d/ c+ S  P
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 l8 w/ L$ A# H  C" d, u0 Z' E' n
- a SPADE to bury him!
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7 m! T0 D. t7 ^# D0 y' x4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 x5 }6 |% R( k' B
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* X- P4 k2 {. r! Q7 N; h

' J1 U$ o+ a7 h5) What is the strongest muscle?
  e' V% h. X: Y- lThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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8 _' Q& n+ V: i  H3 m# ]6 V6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
, r. I3 _3 R6 ~  J! ^3 vThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 J2 `% `2 H8 v& l# E" a
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# k) C% k! ?8 C

7 c: I/ O3 f+ B  a& y3 f$ ^: v; \8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( e6 b+ e' y! p2 K4 _8 b3 t! GThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers
that is great
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