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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 \7 z6 K8 n& ~+ A( P3 K
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 M& N* h& k h! |* v( f9 d! Y5 E5 h
a.They give like hell. 6 c |, x$ {1 x
b.They do not yell.
5 A- M# p1 k& B/ k% {c.They do not tell.1 C- f) e8 X. y0 G2 f4 \
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 l8 u8 o X4 `6 U% v
- a HEART to love him,
* l. r! X1 U$ _/ s- a DIAMOND to marry him, m3 }) M& P! E7 [# P0 Z. L$ K* d
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 Z4 h; N- W3 _- a SPADE to bury him!0 C- w! s0 g9 _8 t1 A* m: y
, N# K8 y+ R& J4 o% v: x5 u6 B& {4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
~/ S/ n% y' V% w$ s* M+ ZBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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) L- ~& N1 I1 c, {/ k5) What is the strongest muscle?9 Y- X' X$ W/ V0 {8 g
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, u9 ]3 r; L% b. g
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
4 _" Y) i. _0 @. b# ~1 EThe arse hole is always in front of you.; w% g; M: I4 w0 t5 ~
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
h, f5 N- w" L, ^" Y, y( l6 ZWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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+ h' ?* W, M7 w. d( C' V9 f$ [8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?& c; l H6 r5 S6 U V' f
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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