[English]: Jokes..

小强

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* m6 i4 W/ X9 Y5 ^. y) h1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 {( y6 O7 p7 q; D8 u( h% B
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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- C6 g2 W0 N3 z: o1 P2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 A7 h- b) L" Z/ y' i8 ~4 s* D2 \a.They give like hell. . q4 X4 U0 {, B2 ]8 @' t
b.They do not yell.) `$ k* V7 e$ `9 g
c.They do not tell." m7 n" I6 O* \0 L
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& k1 j; l% H) N$ T0 f. |
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,' r" ?5 w  x' R( s# O
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 |# U# c, _9 s3 F5 V
- a SPADE to bury him!- a, B1 s! @# `8 _3 `5 v1 k

% ^5 ]5 S3 e& _2 F) W4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
; q/ G% F- h3 aBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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% R; ?. C, H+ [- |5) What is the strongest muscle?% m: y0 H1 R% y: q# R5 Z4 |. s
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- l5 Q, p2 a9 f# X

7 _; J( @; B- N6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
2 \0 j4 p& W- @0 Q1 p# cThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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. p+ N  J, B0 S6 E) j! \7 p3 O7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 W# Q& T3 h1 v: F6 y/ z9 wWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) V# Y$ D9 h+ k: R- O4 l$ @: L  U0 |
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 u2 L8 i7 E3 E- N+ q+ H+ d( s% B" B
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
5 [' x" l; F. s/ [0 Q$ A* m& }keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great