[English]: Jokes..

小强

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9 y8 o0 B: E: C1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
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! H! e6 Z0 {8 D, ^, ia.They give like hell. 4 o) f* r0 z3 `$ {1 a- u
b.They do not yell.
6 {# A- A6 |  y; l; ~! \7 l* _c.They do not tell.
" [+ g' j" F# J) vd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
# c+ c2 j+ x' E! o! O- a HEART to love him,2 [6 I2 A9 F8 R) U
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ M6 I, f7 T1 s5 C- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
; t; x: K% R9 q- a SPADE to bury him!
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1 t0 I* _$ y$ [0 i7 Q* b; N4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 [2 a* v* R! Y7 t. c% r
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 I; J4 D5 m9 Q/ ]1 s: A1 x
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5) What is the strongest muscle?$ N2 }: R/ x3 R5 M
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* N7 C4 r8 y7 _: w: J' _

# S1 ]+ ^/ L( `. @( W6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?2 e* v7 n, }; `0 V( ]
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. |  t2 V! S5 d. r: z* R' e
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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" N) \3 N; x* o& K8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 E0 Y8 f: Y9 x6 a2 @The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~, e; @) y. Q  ^1 @  M) G
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great