[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
% y0 t3 U+ V$ h  R99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, f! d2 [0 e1 i1 [, ^+ M% n8 w

$ f+ d  a7 Z7 L% U2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" J$ x  q' Z" Y
a.They give like hell.
, x& g) {6 x' o6 T2 nb.They do not yell.) G  K5 d( j! c4 @  K
c.They do not tell.7 U: i! C3 T; b! F2 v0 J+ f. L
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:$ D) P8 ^6 ^" w  B% n& ]
- a HEART to love him,
; Y1 [5 g4 T2 w* Z# I$ @( p( p- a DIAMOND to marry him,' V. T* q& x" L
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
4 d, [, O/ A7 C6 {0 c2 |) i5 u- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! J) p2 y, i/ u- ]3 E1 j' d
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 @/ C2 n" u5 j7 w; Q
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
% T; H5 k& K/ JThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# b0 h) O" R7 qThe arse hole is always in front of you.$ E) N& E% [9 n( U; d
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 i) b/ l/ s8 ?" W! dWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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) c6 U. y3 Q2 v% w8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# j! w) ?+ u6 h: h$ k6 T. ~% ]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~. n" h- F: p& ?' w7 O; c
keep it up~~9 _8 l4 w9 N  i) g1 ~
cheers

maksim2046

that is great