[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. `8 C, I. z0 P* S99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" y2 J+ [' x: M) Y6 _

  x. ^  R+ t) i4 Y! C) j) U* o+ G+ k2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- c' b& m% h+ [7 @8 R
a.They give like hell.
; ^5 j; @# d- D0 B& x' ~b.They do not yell.
. n0 @  @4 F% f0 X. xc.They do not tell.
' h" }8 i" q. K9 x. }3 Q# Td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 x  h; R2 A/ z. @4 R
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 S* |' ]6 h+ i3 _# m
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 R/ b  d8 N3 ^9 B- O( }+ E
- a SPADE to bury him!  m2 z2 i0 I1 s3 D3 V

. w. P( \+ Z- W" K2 q4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
8 f( B, C& O7 ], Q& S" a7 \( BBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 ^8 Q1 Y$ d) y( F+ |' |The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 x; f$ {1 F; i; I$ N! [
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
$ i/ x# {5 B. t) p: b+ ^" {  Z  EThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& ]$ `& g8 @5 ^9 a
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!  \7 h5 J% c- d

* w4 H6 j1 K3 Y" `$ y" o# H- w! c8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 a# {; Z6 v0 T  J5 g% B1 KThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~! e' ~! X7 u: K" S; `$ m: o' X" C# I
keep it up~~
+ m6 n( Y  j9 Y, U) Jcheers

maksim2046

that is great