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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ ?3 I* H5 W4 d, z: L
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence3 F; H% `( b9 e* L& X7 F
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! W9 j! z" {% b+ H
a.They give like hell.
5 i5 l" J% |# X/ v0 h# m" Y( p( bb.They do not yell.
" z! j2 u4 l$ t$ o* e) a, Q- G" sc.They do not tell.
# L0 l# C$ N. _) kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: p; [ R, n. \- \+ ~1 ^8 r' d
2 E+ u) v$ N% l: [' _3 ~3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
% f3 |7 [, Y$ y: H w7 v" F, k- a HEART to love him,
( R c% T9 }6 {2 X- a DIAMOND to marry him,
* L) T7 I: M5 _2 g* A- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, y i# n4 ~$ T# E. K
- a SPADE to bury him!$ Y j8 F+ {2 `5 ^
' F _) s! s* c3 ]# S4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
9 M: J: s; v& W% Q. ZBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! N' Y% `: ^8 S8 a% v! T
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5) What is the strongest muscle?2 o/ B+ D0 O& F/ ]" f" ?4 u% p
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" S- R) x. t! ?5 K" OThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
, i; \$ M7 w( L6 o9 g% r9 dWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
4 T) e# s1 q Q" _& A; _8 NThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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