[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 S. |# ?/ N; O8 D+ d7 A99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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" C3 O) D* q* z2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! j4 E4 g9 i9 Q1 i/ w+ |6 `6 Ya.They give like hell.
5 {& E$ W* ^$ R& Z1 F# ~2 Pb.They do not yell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." D( k/ o1 J" c: Z2 Q
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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1 r: N& S8 ~5 P5 n) p0 |- a DIAMOND to marry him,( ^5 {  E' d1 V3 I& A
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. T7 W% ^+ W" R) }- a SPADE to bury him!9 P9 Y: ]. m5 K( l
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
, f) z5 I$ W1 X2 {: |Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
* Z) x* Q# }8 v/ L5 TThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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, i  a1 i5 C  `  d7 I1 F6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?$ Q, v/ X- [! L9 z
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
, D8 y  Q; f6 R% uWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?% G! G: @% h2 E, x/ e3 ^1 g
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great