[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, J9 v. V3 F! V0 g& d$ Y) m( _
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 H/ w- Q4 W, m- }. L  j

  i. T, m7 L3 L: J  t/ o% a% ]1 Q2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* n% V* U3 s8 O  S* {a.They give like hell. : u" ^. }- V1 k* G2 X6 u
b.They do not yell.
! f& f& B& S- T! w/ c! A( ec.They do not tell.
! v. R8 D* x0 v. d! h8 u0 ]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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6 b- S) z- s7 i4 L/ s; N& E6 C3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
) U" }9 y* A/ x5 p- a HEART to love him,
3 p) w: E( [1 f* h: O- a DIAMOND to marry him,# h4 O" ~9 o% s5 G6 U/ ~: V
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 k* b" J% T% ^- a SPADE to bury him!
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; x" c; X1 B, [5 P4 Y: _/ q4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ n& }( z- D* Z. F& B
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5 x0 m" K2 u8 f# R0 ~7 N5) What is the strongest muscle?
( L7 d# j) A5 N4 S+ A5 aThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ `3 f' q6 T$ W! |The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. O' ]  f& T( \: \
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 y1 f8 N# X4 M9 m
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~1 |5 v" |0 b- ]7 K& W; g
keep it up~~1 T  w% ^% f  X
cheers

maksim2046

that is great