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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' r- N. S- i: Q$ p n f4 v+ U
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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! y2 e4 o+ r o0 ~& t0 V2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
3 L6 T+ Z; R8 w! wa.They give like hell. & w" d# V3 a( ]2 P, ~- X
b.They do not yell.5 H9 \( Y$ A. l4 h9 `) ^& `# z7 F
c.They do not tell.
3 B2 b9 c8 s& T+ _! M2 jd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
. r, ], T+ Y8 r& s- a HEART to love him,8 o4 f2 n6 p k# u! e3 I* t
- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 Q+ ~4 e) W! P# d+ M$ B( i3 k
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
E4 B0 ~3 L) z" \# v- a SPADE to bury him!4 n+ `, Y0 R" z2 k1 C% U ]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" D$ c- `; u% Y; R4 pBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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7 M4 u5 x4 ]0 s5) What is the strongest muscle?9 ]/ ]% ~" t& s
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" C8 j2 B- l& n1 f- Q1 ?The arse hole is always in front of you.- G$ f8 M) R' n- N
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! x) i4 f+ c1 Q* o+ M1 ^! wWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 O& ]0 o1 U$ `# ?5 W
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
+ E: F8 L# z; n5 EThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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