[English]: Jokes..

小强

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! K/ O; O. m4 f% ^/ ~/ i3 ^1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& F- h2 c/ U, v
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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" Q* T, i4 Q0 G. |. F$ v2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& P3 d& {/ e" D8 U  E
a.They give like hell. 9 i/ m) w2 P5 g4 o  U- l
b.They do not yell.# I- Y/ J; F$ a0 f6 ~
c.They do not tell.) [1 r- o/ e# \  E* D3 Y
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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% @7 a, t% o8 v# B. Q7 V) z5 F3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 E7 A% b, O3 d, ?6 v5 X+ [* K
- a HEART to love him,
! G8 l; a0 C: p0 p" y- a DIAMOND to marry him,
, D9 |0 f4 _: g! \- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 d. Q% ~% u% i  d% {8 \
- a SPADE to bury him!% W# |7 e6 l/ r! N! }

/ i6 {: i0 J+ a' V+ [; y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 j) t& ]/ }# D/ B
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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, Z2 x3 h$ x2 T$ J+ H' p5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ f. {- t2 [! p0 Z3 r2 A" i3 XThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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" {" T, U! d  @% Q- \9 R- _. f6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 [! H% T& z& q' q  e5 h
The arse hole is always in front of you.3 E4 [1 \% X# B6 l

6 o5 c4 m& v9 N& b  L* E1 a  t% x7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 u3 r' K0 S; ?When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!  n0 ]7 }  p6 W9 B4 ~" U, X6 z
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 b% b" N! A( k5 j. D& ?The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
0 x/ S8 b6 [. |" w% ikeep it up~~4 w! {$ z  ]1 e9 r: |! u2 n
cheers

maksim2046

that is great