[English]: Jokes..

小强

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; i* v' E+ c# _- t7 |1 ~1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4 H/ U! {8 q. q# F6 ?2 M
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 I9 a3 e: X" x
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: B, Z2 y$ f; Z
a.They give like hell.
: J' G- K6 m  K0 g- o1 tb.They do not yell.
- p& V( ?# c: u8 P/ z; Nc.They do not tell.5 o7 C& p% I# x! K$ w
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.  k; q6 \' m# X, s4 n) Z: Z, _
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
- f1 |3 y- w) j. w- a HEART to love him,- B" {1 Q, U2 j) z
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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- a SPADE to bury him!; H/ ^% n7 {& V" `

0 M0 F5 d5 y: C0 x4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 \  n" F+ Y  Q, \
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 d3 Q. s4 T) \/ B* f; r2 S
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 k1 ~) g' T7 T8 K/ j, j7 FThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# H# \  O2 x6 e$ pThe arse hole is always in front of you.4 D/ U- p+ F0 ^
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" o% D2 p! ]3 w5 ZWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!; @: M& z# G3 V

2 G, s: r- c3 i5 {) x: d8 q8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 w! p5 @  u$ v7 t+ E, q
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~! d* f5 I# l7 g5 U
keep it up~~* B: U0 @" Y+ `' ]5 \6 A
cheers

maksim2046

that is great