[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1 h* k* U+ K# {0 p5 x$ E  {+ z) k1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# A% a. v! o# _
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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; `5 X- Q1 I9 Q0 w. `2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 z/ ?; p' w; r% a- ha.They give like hell.
7 |. l: Y: Y$ T* t5 N! Ab.They do not yell.$ r2 T& C) S+ v4 _1 V& ]( d, l3 f
c.They do not tell.
$ p' M/ Z- g6 n6 o0 L' X! md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 w' B2 _" C" ]. k0 u$ T" q( {
- a HEART to love him,4 E5 o" ?, K- W% d4 a6 f2 H1 a
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
6 ?9 b" ]6 d; u! P2 a- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 O+ E7 {3 m2 i' ~
- a SPADE to bury him!
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+ c, e; Y8 @' \/ r4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- c) t' ~5 d9 T3 A
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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: r& j* r' d/ ~0 g5 X+ g% t0 u! o# a0 l5) What is the strongest muscle?
* H" x% d0 H2 E, \The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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# Q4 {4 [: y7 f5 _1 B% |% r6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ _* I5 J( `, h/ J  hThe arse hole is always in front of you.9 d5 q3 {4 ~/ X8 }3 {: Y9 @; P! M: H" t, V

9 Q3 ]. H# {3 Z1 f1 T1 v4 `( q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 ?0 V3 J- C$ B" T5 C4 u2 S: TWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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9 r  x5 H$ t6 X  T  g5 x5 V% h* d8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* x  n: b6 C% v2 y8 V  n. }; DThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great