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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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' U6 P# C7 Q/ G0 o; i1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ b* Y( p1 X/ r; `5 I( x7 @
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 C* G5 \0 c: W7 u
, V/ m2 `) ]- F2 [2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
- H$ | c5 K6 F8 ta.They give like hell. ) [ ]! a p. v: r
b.They do not yell.
0 K8 v4 r/ \+ d8 sc.They do not tell.' u+ d- j8 W& G! Q8 ^: \
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 f5 f% U; ~ a. F- d; x
' C: h' U) [2 A3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: R& q4 y$ d) Y* L @( y9 h) H
- a HEART to love him,6 ^: p, w9 o8 h2 o7 A' m
- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 o- C% i6 W4 T
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
* n5 z; c' b! H& G; B- a SPADE to bury him!% n0 F& M ?; F( K' }3 S
2 C& @! T1 f7 s# Z: E' F4 @4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
9 F. y" x+ A9 [- D, uBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
' s9 F. I2 x5 i# H6 G3 QThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 o3 A- u t0 g+ f* m0 Y: u
7 _: v% V, x+ `6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. {! q) c( G/ O3 H1 x- LThe arse hole is always in front of you., u8 Y0 N, Q$ Q3 z" v4 n& v
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# ?' j+ P3 f1 I. }When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! d n1 O' n. k- G+ `" z# |; S lThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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