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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 o+ j( c4 `/ `8 f! v( x' d" {" q
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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1 Q: |' @, A8 N, Q" X0 }2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ x7 O1 e( m( d! Y) ^6 T; A; i# H
a.They give like hell.
7 D! e3 b( l! U" gb.They do not yell.
' _$ ?* ^, _1 s$ A9 mc.They do not tell.
' T: c' s: |4 O& D% A2 x5 g! b7 qd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( w, g* v3 U- u# K; D
# B& i8 S& R+ F6 }+ b3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 }( j$ l. i6 M- s, y/ P, z
- a HEART to love him,/ t$ I D* ~1 p6 [. t4 \
- a DIAMOND to marry him,# a) l B+ s& `+ Y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! q) n& b: X d- a SPADE to bury him!
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9 ?' F2 O! q( H4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ E a8 i6 { A: x# m8 c
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- X/ |" J# S+ x# j
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
. {3 b+ P* E! l9 pThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
n# k/ t; o3 @) W, }" r' NThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
$ I( N" H9 q( Y: lWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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" i. e$ W' C' @8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?& j0 B$ T( L9 e9 ^5 P: ?
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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