[English]: Jokes..

小强

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; T  ]' _, q. o' N5 C" Y) m1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& h5 ?5 t1 v0 ?! L5 O& T0 F! n
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence* a/ A  N+ C4 s. Q* K4 C+ G

1 E5 @( E9 M. b2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
  I7 l# p4 S; k' Q! ha.They give like hell. : `# N  ?% y( \6 y- v
b.They do not yell.& A" w' `5 m" W- p
c.They do not tell.4 w4 M* W( y3 q5 s
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  [" }) V- b9 k* x2 z: y/ s) ~8 e* g
- a HEART to love him,
! ?8 f$ v# C; A+ k- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 [- A/ m9 s  L1 x8 |/ @
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
5 `# d' D* f4 k2 N: m$ F8 t: k, S  h) ~- a SPADE to bury him!' }& O/ k  y  P. i5 y1 j
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* u6 M% t' H3 n/ N" F8 F
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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8 }& f9 }! u& `8 ^- }) |5) What is the strongest muscle?$ V; y* l  S# T0 k4 D$ h& Q* i
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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: l/ p! F% ?" O7 @1 P# i6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 j) ]1 B2 g  U0 ~
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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! B& g  Q1 t4 l7 u* \! z5 ~7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ c4 o( a$ e; M9 j! k% N- f4 ZWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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! l; t9 A: E1 B. Y# g8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: Y* t$ @' W& y: N! i
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
2 @$ Q. ~/ F0 Fkeep it up~~
# S1 d6 _; z. ]cheers

maksim2046

that is great