[English]: Jokes..

小强

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7 }) h( k9 s5 _, `1 T, M1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# r& F0 p; J* q
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 }; v3 k: k1 M: e( r7 i5 T7 ~* W

' Y+ J4 k2 f+ u% c# @5 l. }2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: S3 E; E3 N& k' w9 M; na.They give like hell.
% J3 d; ^! H6 H! Q. ^b.They do not yell.
* h; f) h0 y; y# F1 q' s: t% M/ gc.They do not tell.) B$ L& x4 e: Z, T9 q% D
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 ~0 _: {9 d2 r- w: `7 H, h

- E2 i$ x# i. c3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
2 t" {; M) r& r- a HEART to love him,
: f" d( H1 Z. L& X1 C- a DIAMOND to marry him,
1 O' z5 i! V7 W4 Z7 Y* U  g- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- x% G% w! @! r9 f* K7 I- a SPADE to bury him!$ s& |. b1 V0 k* t8 g6 i& j

* J5 W  f9 G7 E( ~4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
' S0 B- q. q& {1 J3 |Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ G# }. l" M4 D  Z  {  o  x$ ^, F! Q
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
: X$ i9 ]9 `* B7 IThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 a. N% J* {, R* b
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; d+ ^0 x( q  \; q3 [6 c
The arse hole is always in front of you./ D$ {1 M( U* ?/ H7 ?( ?9 h
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?; a: ^+ x0 x9 p% x1 R& w6 y: ^
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& e; z# ]) a* J( X8 E

2 Q) a1 d. H- \/ m  {4 K* f( E8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, r! V' X& Z3 }0 Y% r8 g
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
! S; [3 r0 B. C) R: pkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great