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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
) \4 X; P' y B99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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1 v5 n, D l2 _1 q3 h7 @" f2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) `& ~* j* J" ], W5 k$ _
a.They give like hell. # C! o$ L# X: P
b.They do not yell.- A7 _. f& s# ]( O& \" _
c.They do not tell.
6 v; u6 ~/ l G ]6 Y1 e3 i8 Yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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2 l4 Q2 B) m9 q3 y; |2 f3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 z7 t( G5 q8 `* `* Q8 x- a HEART to love him,: S9 Y$ U$ W# g6 k: Q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,) z4 A- Y9 p' P3 e5 F
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 I' n3 P5 x T8 y- e
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 n0 _) B- e+ w/ g9 {6 u# `
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?' a3 i2 [) ?& Y9 ?* S7 c
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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+ a3 f5 \8 h3 c* e9 u6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?2 \. E# l* S6 |1 d* U, I3 Y, D. p+ g c
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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. R- q( ?) k; T! B7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% L+ J" W" M$ h% Z! F
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 l6 b$ `$ n+ q/ w, C
) ]3 V8 S9 T8 }6 y3 _( F" G/ H8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
' {, P9 C$ h: PThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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