[English]: Jokes..

小强

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8 Z& k3 Y. j9 G7 }+ K; S! F1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( h; b) s% p- O$ ?% M( T99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. C# L; f0 t; q  J6 D% a
a.They give like hell. ' v$ d  @2 c! z$ y
b.They do not yell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
3 |& Q$ O: \. f0 v8 n2 b. E+ s- a HEART to love him,
' V4 p& T+ ^! _9 ?! C7 p) ?- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 O0 X( t  a/ Y5 R& ]3 X7 {
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and# ?8 X/ c; a4 N; @
- a SPADE to bury him!( S; a7 L+ h' q! |  L
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 c5 K1 o3 O/ k* Z  u* y
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 M1 Z4 r, y, R; l9 t1 `, l
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5) What is the strongest muscle?/ A9 t& s% [. Z* J7 L
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% ]. {1 b- e- N
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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6 q( Z! O2 A- [7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" b# W" j0 I4 M, G2 U! y; [1 bWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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: Z9 c" K% [( n/ ?; p8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?  M0 h; a0 Y  b5 \
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~! T+ N$ I) u2 H: _5 v
keep it up~~8 Q3 g9 i. e6 W9 K" k& j
cheers

maksim2046

that is great