[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 w) v! f& N1 U99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! R& Z1 j% _/ b+ P( _a.They give like hell.
. V0 P; h& k4 f. y% `) ]3 gb.They do not yell.& _0 B, B( h) Z7 C' k' }. Q
c.They do not tell.. }( z$ s. k3 l! N6 z; C) h
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: q1 r# g  Z. ?  }& L( ^
- a HEART to love him,* f2 D! L; @' p, g. D4 D
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
  H* J2 B- e" t9 G- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- q4 Q4 q- Q4 R/ a" m0 X0 x3 B- a SPADE to bury him!- @, u. F- n! R$ G
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) b0 V. W/ h+ p/ w& Q0 M" j
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* U3 p# e/ d9 m8 \9 R2 c
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5) What is the strongest muscle?* O( Q1 h! `+ W& s7 B, |* z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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7 o4 j( i. `( T" |: V. q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?& a1 F2 q# I; m( ]* _& s
The arse hole is always in front of you.# f: }6 k% \1 k, B! |) p9 g

& t3 @- {/ Z+ r+ t+ A# ]6 [7 K  j+ n7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 O0 p$ F' [) G- e+ R* M# B, G" ?. MWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' v: v: j$ Z% Z

" H2 ^: y. {0 J" q6 S4 D2 {8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ g) ?. J7 K3 p/ ^( B/ G
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~1 z/ Y6 U8 }+ s
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great