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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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0 u' V; {' [4 V4 O E1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 s* p+ T2 C- h$ w( r" _2 m! i
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence9 d1 b3 I* W1 o5 s1 W
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
7 s0 k$ g- V3 v; j$ B$ p; Ca.They give like hell.
" J# ~' P8 K9 O7 y& tb.They do not yell.
% z. a6 k5 J) F/ Jc.They do not tell.
' Q. X/ ~" @9 Fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 a3 X/ u( Q- E1 ?: Q5 J u1 A, ~
9 z% Q2 t1 [2 S7 @7 `, h3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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4 d N9 |, S6 g) A$ F" M3 j, R) J# H- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ B# T0 S) e/ ?. V/ R( C0 }- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& O7 n/ h* N: c" j6 E( S4 r- a SPADE to bury him!
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; d& Z/ j+ X$ @: e$ j4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?3 H, J$ w& y( ]. F% a
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- R% Q* z* Z% u K* Z* _0 P2 U
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 ^2 V& P0 V+ m: Q% MThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? B6 e: L9 \6 y1 e. n0 ^
The arse hole is always in front of you.4 q2 A6 t* i7 k( {
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# a2 @/ j3 k, A5 b. z( \6 g
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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, V3 X5 k/ J/ ?8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) B$ F% H! w0 i+ zThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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