[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" ~( S& h' t4 _% r- v2 z8 [6 ]
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 [1 a# ~, v. H5 C1 R, F7 ^

+ K, Q2 o( ^4 j! g2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?, u( @  p) o# z/ I1 o* b/ T  U
a.They give like hell.
; }) w0 u* f( S5 y+ o/ {2 l5 ib.They do not yell.; q7 x& d+ e& q& J* Q! \3 X. c
c.They do not tell.+ w0 b' e  E% E3 N  B6 ^
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 u& d4 k7 T! i

0 H  y4 _% ~3 z5 r6 W6 E: ^. x0 n; U( U3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 w" ]  L" t2 s% U, w! Y
- a HEART to love him,# q0 h1 {1 p3 k5 i
- a DIAMOND to marry him,- a+ x* z1 \( [" _0 _+ d$ c5 h
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 w3 u1 ?" F' o  w1 @0 M) E0 ]- a SPADE to bury him!
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0 _5 e. q" o: x8 `& J; a, O! t4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: ]% t2 E9 e1 k9 f2 {% nBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- T/ V3 P) t7 g2 v( k5 }7 S4 A6 J

0 O$ k9 v" X! c9 |8 }5) What is the strongest muscle?
, F6 w+ Q' K: D+ [The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ N! N# T& b- {, C0 k2 @. W
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 m6 }9 a& Q& Q; {The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! a' q. O) ^& l  w* f
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8 z* k. R' l; ~8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 O9 q6 e1 u3 w) I. p' GThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
, l! c$ m" J# e2 [; d( }" n8 x& K0 qkeep it up~~; q4 r4 C6 B5 t, }
cheers

maksim2046

that is great