[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 [. u% a; M+ m# h- z+ [
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# }* }7 z9 Y+ i+ i4 `5 I

0 S  z' B) j* X. t  o- t* I) g$ `2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( T! ~( L0 P5 ^$ [a.They give like hell. 5 l9 M, y0 L6 U, E, X
b.They do not yell.$ _" j" o- O' a3 z
c.They do not tell.) m# Y. j4 N/ }/ g: l
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.  l! B! i  K5 I9 }4 ]

5 _2 C, [( m9 X4 o4 {' ~3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 A5 [! `) L2 L$ r! f7 w) v- a HEART to love him,/ {9 \1 g+ t* Z  ]& A/ X
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 \; S  z8 A: r/ s, O. i$ A& M4 Y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and  e' ]3 c9 D) y: L1 k& x
- a SPADE to bury him!/ K' a) |$ Y, ^0 h6 {
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) p) U  o8 p: [; ~( P* Y" h+ i" B
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
- Z; c5 A% o( v6 l- t4 J9 bThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) N; P' m( Z! u8 X6 L

1 g" F+ O0 M- y' I6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. R8 `5 d; Q* I5 J2 s% j/ K0 c2 QThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 }) s# p* U3 D( [/ S: `# O
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!- q% W& ]1 {2 v+ Y7 q8 {$ |% {

! ?, E7 s8 X, S( y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" G% y* N* P" w7 h3 QThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~  y" z) _, `1 l/ Q/ S( a8 |
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great