[English]: Jokes..

小强

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  \: e) }4 F% o$ f* E" T1 v. o1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! s4 F! e! Z9 t- d3 P% A8 G
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% V" D( p$ ~, b! V& K
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" n. d0 B0 I9 X; Y* e; |
a.They give like hell. ( C. C  X* x) y+ K& v# r. y1 J. y
b.They do not yell.
+ q$ O5 ?  _( O9 f( b( A1 `c.They do not tell.
8 a: D* L! ]' B0 D4 [d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell./ s$ O* M' u0 A' W2 n. t' v0 O4 K, V+ k
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
6 W3 h3 s8 l* q' C& D: }; }- a HEART to love him,  K  _7 a) |. A" |7 J
- a DIAMOND to marry him,( U% f" a% R* C  @6 k
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
% j9 B- u4 H0 K8 A- a SPADE to bury him!4 D# V, H, d$ ]8 ]  u8 p
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. L+ s# g# {2 a; IBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ Y/ d  p. y# R" g- O$ d1 G; P
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5) What is the strongest muscle?5 w( s) u/ F- k3 r$ l, m
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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: y# @$ o( z, P3 e% i  i# @6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
  H, w7 F' _* ]: \- eThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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- K2 F8 Q( ~7 z7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9 b: Z( j7 k! D" S7 G0 `When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# g: D' |; c/ u

* F, _. m& r( c" }% S, D% n6 i8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 n. _0 n) |* u- `+ J3 X% P4 wThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~) L/ a, z% X; }
keep it up~~7 H' X* @& ]) L2 n: ?- b
cheers

maksim2046

that is great