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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! I: l: J' p6 o3 P
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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. W" J* _* d1 q2 `9 o0 U4 @, G2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
7 q" w) r2 y, T3 L, Oa.They give like hell.
6 m: M* z6 r1 O2 x3 o7 |b.They do not yell.& \6 ^' H* J- w3 U' z
c.They do not tell.
4 c5 m+ i3 G! i2 X* B+ w7 Ed.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ s! t7 n) ^4 w: U6 q% S
1 K3 B/ g9 @7 J3 z" M3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* u9 L" o: J- ]2 N4 l D4 t
- a HEART to love him,+ o' ~5 O$ U2 Q" n8 A
- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 |) q$ ? {. j+ I+ t x
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ i/ Y4 Z8 H6 m
- a SPADE to bury him!5 m6 c L! @- C; r7 U8 m
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ @3 L4 o- @* r
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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}% r, B% p0 I9 Q, ^) s2 j8 i5) What is the strongest muscle?& n K2 q/ _6 U; x. D$ y6 ^
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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$ Y/ ^7 K4 k& z; Y2 y2 m6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" [( }' R8 Z5 z0 L, i- q/ W
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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! Y( W0 \; Z, U7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. M0 U% d+ b+ e3 N) d
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! }& v( p6 |: W0 Q
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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