[English]: Jokes..

小强

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2 f" Q% a# W: Y- a1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 n+ J) S' n1 Z( C$ E; s
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( H9 z; K! u; h+ _4 v: c" P: d: G. ]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
$ O: N7 s$ h, {$ X$ m" N4 Ia.They give like hell. / S0 N2 M. L. V; T- L$ J# [# m! I, Y
b.They do not yell.
. Y+ D' p8 r7 ?c.They do not tell.4 ?, @  d5 L! f" f( a
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 \! \% s4 N9 \* L- `: r

- |' z& j6 S  ?+ w2 ^3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 U- d! o' M0 z$ o2 }) _' _# f
- a HEART to love him,
$ }/ h; r% |; ?+ d8 {5 Q  ]- a DIAMOND to marry him,) Z7 B+ l" {* B9 J9 }; P  l
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* F  o3 w2 N3 Z& {( P) J; V
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 g5 c3 ]  T- @/ Y) p* u  y, [
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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) |, f0 t- G$ O$ b: R5 I$ P1 @, k5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ ^: c6 X1 \1 p3 R0 A1 CThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. B- p" Q. F9 @- ?
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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& b6 ~/ e  N( F/ y. H5 [7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" C) @: Q1 e) z
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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) Y% B) s3 r% U% \! ^8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 @5 e2 P" D  L( y/ ?" V' ^
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
; J2 t! B! d. B" A& f- r, S% }keep it up~~: g3 }. n0 K  X3 F: u; r" I( z8 K
cheers

maksim2046

that is great