[English]: Jokes..

小强

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; B' U7 [& O: b( R& m1 |! x* i1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 M1 B1 V( N% @0 y3 I2 ~" X
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; A+ P  G- [3 c/ A0 M/ P
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' D2 X  p9 ^" f4 p0 h3 W: [a.They give like hell.
6 ~# u" L: \! E# G) y. Nb.They do not yell.: P5 i9 J( `& Y
c.They do not tell.
  j$ R' y' [/ k9 zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 ~! P5 I% `3 J3 p5 I0 l7 i* w* K
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 {# [* W0 E0 u/ a- t/ M% S# n" Q
- a HEART to love him,
) |9 `6 ^. u6 [) l( }8 `- a DIAMOND to marry him,) \3 q) k( {% h. R2 X
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 g) K; L2 z- b# @5 \
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! k# s# v+ _6 m6 [
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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/ v5 O* P) p& P9 q5 P+ |7 V5) What is the strongest muscle?( |7 m1 y" o9 w* [, v
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( n7 Z! f+ M, E3 `3 F2 w
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?2 M) b) E/ Y* t' ^
The arse hole is always in front of you.' d( g* d" T# X; m6 Q) Q
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
: e7 q, X( t8 M7 GWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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+ \! a3 P3 b! `, M* [$ \8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. N/ ]# N% l' D; b2 \
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great