[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: j+ J  `$ l* A: ?4 N" E
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 _; ~! X: d. m0 ?: W: {0 b
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 H: _$ `2 d7 {& m$ z1 ~a.They give like hell.
; Q5 u+ E" Y" O8 h/ k" \b.They do not yell.+ @1 Y( u4 l# D3 o- e- G
c.They do not tell.( Q  f4 _1 e; y# y0 N3 f9 h$ ^  E7 A  M
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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: F/ S; N4 ]! U# V6 k* [! O. X9 }3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" y* q3 ^, j0 P5 F7 C) P( D- a HEART to love him,
0 N- m& N2 N% U- u- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 R$ e$ M6 Z1 Z4 Z/ C' l5 q- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 {" r/ U( Y9 y; q0 w* ], f
- a SPADE to bury him!
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( @6 B3 z' e7 ^5 r6 n0 Q2 M) Q1 P4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?  T! t6 U2 D" k3 `& o8 |
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later2 w3 f) _* g# h% ~" V# |. v$ c1 M3 t

5 D8 x# T4 Y% g$ j8 H5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 w6 d1 ?  U4 T+ Z! z: c6 {# Q* i. TThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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, K" Y# Y% h2 P8 }- I* E1 w6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 z6 f- u& v& Q- ?6 U. Q" A( ZThe arse hole is always in front of you." X; {: a. S1 h% o  j+ E' c
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% ~3 O% E% V0 X8 V: ^, ~' g9 K9 s5 [
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! F' X* `! D8 g" h3 f

# {' _  L- J0 t$ D2 U7 f) F1 g8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?% i6 D7 v! J  \! S' i* T/ B& M$ r
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
# ~& U) m( z  l. P# Z- nkeep it up~~# @6 L' F8 {% U, C0 T, I
cheers

maksim2046

that is great