[English]: Jokes..

小强

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' \& z6 B! p( v1 ^2 I1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- q# Z( h8 O: K: Y: o) T. ^3 |
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; z. d! ^+ Q* |' i4 S' W5 d' |

& ^( Z4 k3 n) f, @2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 A& |0 L7 [* v; Y* n
a.They give like hell. $ R' Q! k% K) G# K
b.They do not yell.# b/ M4 x$ N' }; u5 R4 F1 b, [
c.They do not tell.
: M7 U' H- p2 r3 f6 _/ T; J" U7 Gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." ~* M) W. c% E. H- [* Q$ C, s
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: b: M( x- h% X+ U' d
- a HEART to love him,; Z$ h+ _, B! C, i. M
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 |4 u7 _5 W; d- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! E' e( u' a' w3 g. V& }0 `. |) \' |- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" q1 F! T0 ~1 A6 Y8 k- j
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later$ h& }8 [- J: u, S) \% w* L

+ ]4 Y+ |# A4 L' c, o5) What is the strongest muscle?
( M+ D- T# b, w. j4 C2 n0 ~4 UThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ ]6 L( A5 [7 Z: ]- c9 v
The arse hole is always in front of you." T2 [9 M" I! j: d" ?5 P) e1 |7 I

. U9 k; v2 c4 ~& _. U& v. F" N% `7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: l# S0 d2 n, S* I2 B/ H
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!5 C, O3 R$ G  T! K& h, `

: d" e) l2 y% A; p7 s' a0 {  i! o3 ^8 v8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
  {5 n# \( L) f5 e- oThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
8 [  g1 ?' t% v, s0 n/ x( x* vkeep it up~~
5 v8 U9 z( S. A( J- w& zcheers

maksim2046

that is great