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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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6 x) Q8 n4 d4 h0 F h7 h' G1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
1 K7 O) \6 a. b9 ]2 w99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence* a7 f5 `7 v, @7 d- }+ t0 e
/ O1 U4 [! W2 E2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
n3 x) h' g, `! b4 d/ wa.They give like hell.
3 r, V) w" V1 mb.They do not yell.
- p6 @# u% s- {c.They do not tell.) h! T* r) i9 F: D, v
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' }# ~" N$ m& \, ^8 d4 ~
# E8 R' L, I# a1 Y4 O3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# s% x3 f9 k' O/ P
- a HEART to love him,4 ~7 p5 u/ p6 a
- a DIAMOND to marry him,. ^- |8 H6 X; A# j% N/ E
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
+ P, ?; L2 X! \: G0 q1 `- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; v3 @; t3 b0 {
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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, C- Z8 V9 V; s+ f5 R5) What is the strongest muscle?
d4 M/ R+ @) {9 E$ K2 A5 ^The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 K: }* `, u& V: d5 F& X
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
8 Z( F U* |) iThe arse hole is always in front of you.5 A% j$ A$ F4 D, ^, d
6 u" A* Y- _& Z+ ` h$ u7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 S+ @) v7 ?0 }) e/ ]6 X
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% V5 k! \" F( {; N( k1 t+ p
- _; c, u# N; l" W) Z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?) S% A3 T2 j* W7 u5 y
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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