[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job; k' g9 \/ v9 p0 ~- |0 ]; u: M
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# ~; s, i; L5 t/ {" S

$ W, E$ r7 @# t8 ?6 o2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 q! V) d/ V' q# sa.They give like hell. / u" z2 ?: N0 a5 z2 `! }7 E
b.They do not yell.( |$ u' |3 X6 @) i* K, D3 J  t, H
c.They do not tell.& l+ n( V, k: Z$ J
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
# X) N$ B" j6 a1 Z; T- a HEART to love him,
: p' y8 l1 z0 m; @# Q- a DIAMOND to marry him,
5 ]2 S- p8 r3 t! `( V- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
* Y3 E# N3 d5 s' n8 _+ z7 M* J- a SPADE to bury him!; |( n  _& A# p- o
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! S% J9 R5 e8 h. S; g- KBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! r3 j- s# u9 y8 t# P" G3 E+ _
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
. q' p2 z% Z% m4 N0 N) h6 NThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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4 ]8 t' K# r. o; R8 v6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% Z. j2 P2 ?' \+ b/ YThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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5 T/ d, O4 g6 T. _: l7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?  F/ b# Q/ I! F/ w' j
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. d0 j/ i+ }9 r+ l& O
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?% Q/ }- E7 l! S! n
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
% g. P8 M) m; P; Q! W4 Ikeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great