[English]: Jokes..

小强

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* J" Y" h/ Q9 p- a# {$ ?  P( [1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
% i' ?* z/ A! T$ y" M, Y/ D99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' u% f% Q3 u& f5 @) @
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?' |- C& L# [# [. F* \  D3 \
a.They give like hell. 7 E* V3 P& F) y5 e/ D- K* x( p
b.They do not yell.$ O  I, K, _4 t+ B- L* F2 ]
c.They do not tell./ a. }! o: D) c' |4 `
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." ?3 c( W' F4 f: Y% r( w* E

% ?0 p2 T3 ~( F, a8 T; a% I$ x3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 E2 p4 `1 b+ @' q0 j! ~7 a: a6 q
- a HEART to love him,. ]! U: K8 s) v7 n3 a0 K& S) K
- a DIAMOND to marry him," h$ W% q* ]7 ~5 L
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 |) d" g7 o" t
- a SPADE to bury him!  p1 p  E1 t; [7 G, l! w
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 n' r% n; [2 b6 O- q7 O
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?; [, [- R0 B5 @; ^+ Y7 M+ k. h) E7 P
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. F" n; h! L+ e$ ~; G3 T2 @8 `( U
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
* A; ?$ [, E% m, O% GThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
  j" G% b" }/ i1 HWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
- Y+ p8 q# I- W; ?6 UThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
' P" ]+ n; d( Q9 ~) Nkeep it up~~4 I; _" G# [, q( a! l0 y( o  g1 y
cheers

maksim2046

that is great