[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& |- E1 o$ G1 F; @) ?
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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6 l7 E" I) M4 Q) {) F+ A2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 Y/ C* x* M/ X! C
a.They give like hell.
8 Q- w+ B+ w; v( Yb.They do not yell.
! K+ q; N/ V$ x8 _, Z8 @9 F5 Fc.They do not tell.1 F( ?$ P( B- L0 H: d5 i! X
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 {4 ]: }6 r* {( |
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
0 X" W  C5 H) g! V- a HEART to love him,
7 ]5 u( s# d  ^- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 k- e. m1 [7 z. s- `5 g) b, _- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) `' f7 L6 U0 _  {0 ^9 c, h; ~
- a SPADE to bury him!
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( N2 P- e- b) g2 \  E4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 v. w" z! E; O( A8 `: k$ BBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?) R2 G' v' f+ a/ X$ p* u
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ g6 a0 p. s$ v- @

  j( C9 _1 D/ n, W, z6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 e1 p, y  s: L1 P$ ?" o
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 z" |; a0 l. X( c$ hWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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4 i2 Q2 F: n) l8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ c* G; U7 E: a& M4 y7 E' s- ]
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great