[English]: Jokes..

小强

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" g3 _, Y- E& u1 G$ }* m; q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. x  ]; Z( i% s0 d
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 w1 @9 Z( t3 c1 `- z
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  v' D3 R3 ]8 f# a) ]$ p9 x% \
a.They give like hell.
1 t" u8 X! X& A; v! Z" {b.They do not yell.
- q8 @8 n* ~8 k# b: Sc.They do not tell.8 ]. _! K7 c- J' U; r. s4 L3 X
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% a  y+ I  ?9 Y. D

+ Z: J/ f7 F0 [+ f# [) K3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:; @/ ]# y+ [6 D% Z
- a HEART to love him,1 z! y% H3 P- f
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
* |1 [) h7 z" ?. z) G- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* G' N1 Z4 n0 X0 T
- a SPADE to bury him!
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: s/ |( @4 G2 p$ ]$ s4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* D; E" T3 Q' I# c/ [  s0 u
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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7 m+ W& B9 A* T6 R  v. K' d$ n- O5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 l/ h. N: U6 h- e, ZThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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5 X( E7 n& i# S' \# S" L6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 C3 @4 `3 f  f# k4 J# U- D
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 ?% b! O! d4 Z1 c& t- m) Q+ l
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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/ g6 Y& \( R4 g+ W6 L( W9 Z( s7 W8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ V3 y, Y7 G$ Q+ w, }
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~9 \/ o! q& p" S# f8 D1 r) J  L: @
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great