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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& s5 X/ `0 x1 V
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, C3 p% A9 ^0 o$ W6 i3 I% U" C
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( u- r% l6 c |" R4 aa.They give like hell. " E( J( {" h/ N, ?
b.They do not yell.
7 N9 `+ a. l0 y8 e5 Vc.They do not tell." @% L. a6 i3 E, l O
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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5 B4 ~" W( H) F1 b, u3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 E0 w& r# w- ~5 ~5 ]0 Z0 |8 r( |
- a HEART to love him,
" h# L$ \* v0 g" Q" C: p, n( G R; M- a DIAMOND to marry him,+ [. @, b/ }; ^" j
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and# }; e8 g3 ?+ c2 ?' c+ u+ k
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
$ |# m$ L7 K* vBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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! S6 C7 A$ |+ `5 a9 Y. n4 n$ W5) What is the strongest muscle?: e: d3 [. F1 l0 k) ~/ ]
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. A r) S* }, `: L! \, O
. s, s" d7 Z. q/ B' ]6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) w' x: Q( k" i
The arse hole is always in front of you.3 f9 [4 A( K2 t1 s
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
, c" ^' |* c- Y MWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# h3 @( q0 t/ M
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) K O0 t* M1 z9 W3 y4 d1 i: xThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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