[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
+ N3 k' I" x' C& ~. Z99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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, g% @: e" K+ f. ?9 N2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 y- ~0 S  Y& X3 I5 Ea.They give like hell.
* k- O, i/ h9 u. x. l0 b6 kb.They do not yell.7 X( ]# c: @# p) S7 k$ s
c.They do not tell.
" H  @$ e6 b% vd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:$ @9 k2 F! `9 F' i; e6 [& S
- a HEART to love him,8 p$ [" D) _1 W. ^! s5 u. T
- a DIAMOND to marry him,# J/ O2 K+ T' J+ [" P8 Y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ `1 S/ s- g7 l* m. B% g3 d
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 C+ n- o# V/ {) S7 z. u
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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  ~" Q* X9 q& x3 l. V. ]5) What is the strongest muscle?
& i8 d# m0 p3 s  \! n% K! hThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?$ [1 A) }( Q) r
The arse hole is always in front of you.- `9 d6 k$ p  N: f( t( P, m0 @
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) r# e5 u2 F9 e+ ]! j9 F8 AWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 L( O" r( u8 s: K% P' b! k
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. Q0 x  r3 s; Y  `The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great