[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 x5 H2 v1 y. x2 l$ q9 j
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 J, t* |+ {' |! D
a.They give like hell.
4 @5 k, R4 i% ~6 F+ ]b.They do not yell.
' O3 J! }+ {) Y* [c.They do not tell.) U4 \& p7 @+ H1 v9 T/ f: M9 |5 O, s. o
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:/ ?9 w/ d" j, d# X& |
- a HEART to love him,' g, [  y1 V8 `
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" i* x6 K- j) ]" ^& Z- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 G3 |+ g) r( _. p# u% I& a
- a SPADE to bury him!$ O$ _" Y* E  O4 F0 J

2 X! l/ Z" b2 b5 m: x2 b0 b4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 E7 q' }: w! F: G5 s/ I5 L
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
* G1 Q8 d& p- S% W0 q5 W9 T0 uThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 u) I6 P: |; aThe arse hole is always in front of you.0 N8 h9 ]  C# S4 h# L

9 c( m7 i  ~4 R) M: P0 h. R7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# j: m- P% @0 s
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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. N" R8 r* C2 H6 w/ m* f. S' n8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) M& a  Z1 F4 f1 DThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~" d5 \9 ?! }7 z9 P* U
keep it up~~
: m& i, Q) {6 M) kcheers

maksim2046

that is great