[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' I) I; h" p( b99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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# @" l" T' Z2 `$ q7 X  l; v2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) ^9 J, O, N; ?( [2 R' k$ s4 p
a.They give like hell.
0 j) d+ Q% B; y0 W1 Z* ub.They do not yell.
; P0 D: P! ]% ^0 m+ K- Cc.They do not tell.& j: s6 Y* U. y- v3 {
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 y  w( {( f5 O' e# j+ O
- a HEART to love him,
4 K( E$ o; r+ h: @) S3 e- a DIAMOND to marry him,
  b1 H' s$ j& `9 f! J- a CLUB to smash his head in, and( P' u. _8 M+ E! P
- a SPADE to bury him!3 ?3 v7 H- j3 A$ N, W0 N2 E
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* |, v  g+ X$ b, v5 X. `! \Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 j$ o4 p& N. W* S& T+ j
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5) What is the strongest muscle?! m; g: U' c' ^3 i
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: x9 ~+ d! F( s7 e( n5 \
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?  Q( m) ^9 h, b) }
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 i# E6 L- P0 s% [. {+ tThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great