[English]: Jokes..

小强

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% L# }" I; N1 y: K$ V; t$ H1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
# @+ G3 ?2 Z" ?2 ?  A99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# E; P/ ?4 l0 s( T* m
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
$ R) b# V) @. q# [  v. Za.They give like hell. 1 e( H! I& R1 W; p* c6 {
b.They do not yell./ l8 }; _* M7 g# p# F3 n* F/ A
c.They do not tell.
6 k9 l, y. @4 H  M. j6 Nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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) N8 G5 y+ G; S% u  k* D# A3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% B  a) h9 Q1 w7 [
- a HEART to love him,
: z4 Z; n5 H! v# Q- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- O1 ]" f! @+ h# P! m! y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
1 N7 R; Q' W" r8 Q- a SPADE to bury him!
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1 `) X/ j) u0 X  M, c4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 M) B, W+ D- K( S, ~
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?  A+ t- a/ N: ?* e. p, @( V2 T% o
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 d  ?# e. T8 z4 [/ H2 d! Y# C# zThe arse hole is always in front of you.& [+ {( a: v3 K

4 V% l$ U8 r8 @" f: n( e# y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 m6 h# d  T: GWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ H0 N1 S6 ?8 [' H5 F+ @

' P. v1 V' p5 f, Z; A& [8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?) r2 V3 N8 i' @+ [
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~+ `; K5 K8 \+ r8 G5 k! p: u
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great