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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. R% M+ Z9 E5 D0 x6 m
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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& m% P' R$ ?2 g; |. p2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; @" N. D* i2 {. i. S0 K: v
a.They give like hell. 9 e6 y. o9 P; M- A* C+ e. l2 x) I
b.They do not yell.& x6 e/ l* G5 }8 `" j: K
c.They do not tell.
6 e- O1 \' }8 _7 f; d S- Wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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5 Y9 A2 Q. v0 j# i* Q6 |5 A3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
. H9 i' Y; K* I! Y6 Z3 s" I6 k- a HEART to love him,
p- o5 }1 T0 l p- a DIAMOND to marry him,& {* z1 X# h% ?
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 h1 D3 Z6 |3 g0 G0 u; T4 f+ L; {+ |& _- a SPADE to bury him!0 k/ t6 S2 q, Z Y( x( `
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
# q* T9 e, J- S" B+ D+ UBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?7 \2 Y! y4 |1 a0 h1 j4 N5 v' ]
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. j, T& @1 M, Y0 v/ \& B( B* m
) v$ [; \& k5 C) H) L: a6 m/ K; V6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# Z) C0 N( ^6 ]7 m( M
The arse hole is always in front of you." B. s& ~! ~) y4 q) u
. i0 _1 I0 V C( v% J0 m& W7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
, Z# F% ?1 j j, [8 E UWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
' z2 U8 S2 D1 t! _+ `: [ F4 SThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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