[English]: Jokes..

小强

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& v0 h9 @. y; Q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 y2 |! H% `5 G99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 x+ t+ y; F) ~6 @' x
a.They give like hell. 3 h, o- B! `8 f5 c+ {# ?9 q
b.They do not yell.; W4 k" Y& a* O) H& L
c.They do not tell.
, L  y1 a* H7 ~4 N7 a3 qd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 \1 C) n# L2 t8 Y8 `9 L
- a HEART to love him,! F% B6 e  [; `1 \: z8 {. y- S
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
/ f  |: [2 o5 J! \5 j4 q+ c! s  ^- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 w  i5 m: ^0 I, k% h$ i  m
- a SPADE to bury him!" g* Z0 K& W& v1 R1 D/ a" y; _% e  G
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
5 p8 d' a' U$ v5 S; JBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" \7 t; N0 {- E4 A% c" v6 \) o
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5) What is the strongest muscle?9 w! V) o" W( c9 l* w
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, C) {) |/ e( }& `1 s3 k+ Y
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 J: P# s# @$ @, {
The arse hole is always in front of you.& E$ d( X- F, O( _& ^

' R, e; ]% G( Z* N8 b: {7 ^4 ^7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 U5 I9 P/ t) Y# Z0 I9 w4 ?/ G
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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* S5 v! y8 s* z* O. M  w8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 A' ~) P4 w7 e% cThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
- j& @% f' W4 a* `0 h  jkeep it up~~+ v3 t: [- {; C8 `9 ?1 E( w) }
cheers

maksim2046

that is great