[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job  o4 |0 @' o! ~  j, C) j, _. w5 W
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
. S0 G1 p5 Z4 |. f1 ma.They give like hell.
/ S; r' |' |' r/ l9 nb.They do not yell.
# s" B% a2 c' n5 j* m' O2 E# _* jc.They do not tell.
- W% w) v" Z  W1 K" Q  K, u* Bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.  f9 l: J" E2 o8 t

6 m) {& V' s4 l+ K  I0 o: g3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
0 R1 v. u( o; P  u; A# h" B+ e' p- a HEART to love him,
  N  [6 u& b' D0 D/ l- a DIAMOND to marry him,
. y1 a& A. B$ |2 o4 O% S- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' k3 Z; }7 ]" S6 D4 `- h
- a SPADE to bury him!6 W% j5 O3 L7 D" d6 ]. J

* ?! g& M8 |. q" ?+ o4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! |& f  W% n* d+ {) p/ o* lBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- ^0 [2 R6 J7 r2 e6 c
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ e1 Y. _1 a" {4 |- \, cThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 f- s/ d6 k) n5 ]& R
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' P4 E0 F% O; h9 JThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 l8 {+ O" L% a7 Z: G9 c. wWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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1 n5 F* @7 {" o$ V: e8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- H" h& h- ~* s! S3 v% `  i
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great