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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job; A5 r- b& g, ^1 C8 k, D e9 B* ?
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. d" o+ h3 n( E3 g
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?% L' T5 Z6 Z* {8 E) }9 A7 @/ V
a.They give like hell.
8 a& J% i; h2 p! ]' t# ]b.They do not yell.9 \/ d4 d" L# ~' S( s
c.They do not tell.
6 a, H( e0 F3 Q Q* [; Fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* C$ ~2 b, a% g3 `: }
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' I& i; \6 [' N/ L
- a HEART to love him,
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; d" o, D# R$ f: L7 T- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. Q- K' E6 v" @5 I9 {( P- a SPADE to bury him!: u+ L+ F# ^: z, M0 s4 K6 s
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* A }8 S- g- L) Y+ e4 I" J
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ |' Z+ p" [% Y+ x8 \: s
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5) What is the strongest muscle?& o, `0 _0 ^. @+ a1 O* C
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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) l6 {- f4 J; e! m6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" x* y% r1 L1 k- I: @) e
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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9 @- w2 K5 |! ]4 M0 d) ?# m. c$ e$ ]7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ L; H: ]! L/ OWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 B7 ?0 k, C( A
) {# w* `$ h8 L8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?" H6 G9 F% L- ]
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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