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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1 W3 s/ d/ s2 Q( w1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
" i0 U6 j/ s3 T1 o6 W6 [( Q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% I- J" H X5 _' o9 \5 E
- ?" }# c+ F' W2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 |2 p& d1 A! H5 J: I# x0 F* s% v( D% F# Ra.They give like hell.
2 ?, p4 n* ^0 ]* Fb.They do not yell.7 ~6 r6 _# v" g% B& n
c.They do not tell.- M( e9 R- q1 r" h& ^! A
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. B6 V" a5 u- C
4 _: e8 Z8 j h. r2 \# `3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
4 @* I. s* }/ m9 W F6 k8 p3 c- a HEART to love him,' F" {0 q. B3 c) f) e) q1 J/ g
- a DIAMOND to marry him,1 z: C- n* Z3 Y7 l1 g
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: f0 h C9 L, i, L, p6 }) a
- a SPADE to bury him!
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" ^( N9 L' }. u7 d4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 x/ G4 k+ D% u* iBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 U8 ]+ q# z8 i
* j; g" G4 z0 }, ?, N$ R5) What is the strongest muscle?7 A0 ]4 O7 C, @" e7 G( Z3 G7 _0 ?7 g
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!# p1 r6 C& @6 N: y' _# L
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! g4 t$ i: `( w6 S/ pThe arse hole is always in front of you.* y8 J: j" R" I+ k+ X0 |) C
+ r y: m$ h |2 T5 C7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# ]+ r& J" @3 k0 @$ I, f, WWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# I; s$ _$ y p' N, ZThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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