[English]: Jokes..

小强

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% Q/ O) l3 J( s) y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ ]$ Y& f- x! F( \99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 i$ B( u' E- B1 L
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ e4 l) P- w, r; A7 `! R1 A& d1 ha.They give like hell.
) e) c2 s. F9 {9 G: `, Y' x6 Ob.They do not yell.' S  a' o; H/ m) X; K7 S+ }, T4 @
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 d' s, J. f/ ?  G

3 P% i6 c" B( y$ g+ f3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 Q% M2 L: G, ?
- a HEART to love him,6 `; I% f5 ~1 Q* P+ t
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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- a SPADE to bury him!
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6 X+ a0 g* q( ~3 }0 ], A/ }% Q4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: }# K  }/ i5 u6 K! t/ aBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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* t9 v/ x5 v. I& _; T5 g4 p5) What is the strongest muscle?' ]$ x, h5 s  T+ k  ~9 w* L
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 v% S. d5 z8 M% g
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 A: u& N- d' l  ?5 u0 B2 ?The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ f/ \! j, M+ m4 B6 r& HWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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: S( u3 X+ s" [" F( h5 E; J8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 F7 l. f+ }, y& b8 U- G0 D
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
0 U  D8 N, y- C! U- X2 X/ K4 f8 ckeep it up~~
7 M. ^! d4 U+ M/ t" ocheers

maksim2046

that is great