[English]: Jokes..

小强

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- @- g. `8 s& k+ e9 u) A/ Y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, I& O/ i% r- C
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence  }5 n8 n) M; p6 O5 E

' ^# ~1 H; f6 s7 b% s4 g4 K1 D2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# t( r. f  a6 A/ u
a.They give like hell.
, }' @3 I' L# ?4 sb.They do not yell./ F# w) F4 |' ^0 Y* A- ?
c.They do not tell.- @- M! }$ y' J/ m
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
  h8 [4 ?5 ^5 ?$ g1 h! V; L- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 U+ l% z  j5 |& j! N$ n
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" _8 x: ?; e  F& X9 @
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. Q6 H7 i' o: K4 X3 v

$ l# D( X$ F; V. F( i% N5) What is the strongest muscle?
. h6 X1 y/ b" }! M! z: fThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 U& n" A/ A3 }% n4 ]# b: U

; l2 c8 I: w  z0 X* X6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ u  `  H; u" J+ ~7 [- }% ~
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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& Q, l& ]( j0 h7 W( o0 O# w7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# @* y' N$ z- h& j0 J9 g& CWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 a+ U8 z7 m! w1 q) e, _
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
. _# B$ ?8 w  Ikeep it up~~0 ^+ U! _) ?& Q" _3 A$ d
cheers

maksim2046

that is great