[English]: Jokes..

小强

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7 e  X/ |5 p+ R  @* v; P) s5 L. Z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
, d/ M( P& X9 C8 x99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  k1 r: t& |$ O6 r6 _
a.They give like hell.
$ M' I0 I( p6 w+ m0 ^5 X7 yb.They do not yell.
: h0 I6 S) v1 `' S% _; L3 Zc.They do not tell.+ m- r& s2 q. r% Q% h
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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6 v% d; o4 }( [( S; m3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" S/ W4 R* u  E- @7 s- a HEART to love him,7 l4 c, p! t, s$ T
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
5 |1 T# P6 b- `0 f0 f- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' _, c0 I- q# }! W- a SPADE to bury him!
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3 n  i: f! l# l0 @" Z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
9 e. \1 x/ n# z% H/ j+ B: hBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 l+ m0 J6 m9 J- ZThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?  O- y" m; }& ]  U0 M
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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: M' Z% @: c; N( T0 q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 [0 B4 k' n; _
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! \1 Q' `9 U1 t  g- r
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
9 Z: E, P0 W$ \8 t- a& U, j4 Ikeep it up~~
! \" U9 ~" J/ u6 Ycheers

maksim2046

that is great