[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 t4 M1 ^% u4 B9 U99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( F: Y8 S7 p4 s( y  P
a.They give like hell.
' f" Y6 [; K- m4 m% p3 D# k! }b.They do not yell., y% R3 V. T8 J) A# ]- B
c.They do not tell.
* m% m1 [4 Y# z$ H7 O7 Ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 ?) i* c, L& g
- a HEART to love him,
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  M" j# N2 s( k$ M- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
2 d1 t; t- {) ?/ x1 I& k- a SPADE to bury him!
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) C& ~+ b7 f7 y( _/ S4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: y  I5 y" t0 |$ VBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, |" X6 _1 |1 J) b. G
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5) What is the strongest muscle?/ ^( |: r  Y) j
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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2 Z$ N7 e9 J$ G) R6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
$ ?$ g$ V8 f! a4 YThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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) N7 s9 y1 i( Y$ ^" j5 d- w. h7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?, V( c6 ]/ k! z7 q4 T7 [
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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" i! [) M2 \. {( g7 S* X) I0 d0 j8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 U* U" M4 ~" [: q+ LThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
8 c/ O" t- n7 H" z3 a; ~5 _# [2 Jkeep it up~~
9 Z: u' \- X( o1 \cheers

maksim2046

that is great