[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job  q6 b! c9 F! f  l; X3 R5 ?7 E, x- B
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, _7 n5 K& s$ z) U0 ^/ x; V
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 i4 z! C% \  L5 }a.They give like hell. - ?. V- O7 T0 t0 D9 c$ ]
b.They do not yell.8 x7 q+ @# `, m8 h5 @' H
c.They do not tell.- F& Z1 ?1 U$ Q) J3 V- C
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' `" x- G4 C% b  a- n
- a HEART to love him,9 u' x1 K# @3 i. C
- a DIAMOND to marry him,# h8 Y1 L/ e, s9 x9 ^
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 c% D$ K' F' M9 c* q- a SPADE to bury him!
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' }% a. A7 |$ }# @; ]" T3 ^4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
9 Q9 E9 f9 T' ]* Q2 e0 TBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" w$ U7 ]( l* @# T+ y
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5) What is the strongest muscle?3 x0 G3 |+ S, X6 l9 h- N2 c
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ Q% z. f- B, J
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?  u* X# L& D: P* k$ ^
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( M" B0 f, \1 B0 U
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?% @* m6 E$ z, {. ~
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
& p1 F4 H( G2 X% n$ Jkeep it up~~0 g, E/ \* A6 Y' w
cheers

maksim2046

that is great