[English]: Jokes..

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$ Y5 w6 u$ q+ g. n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
% p4 o4 B" O! g6 w99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2 z2 ^9 S0 }4 V# G8 ]/ m- Y: x9 K- p2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( a: |% A: o' ]
a.They give like hell. , T9 d- s" [( I
b.They do not yell.5 B8 `, L0 ~( ?% _5 J
c.They do not tell.
! ?9 S2 T8 q8 l0 ^" K$ J! @3 |; Gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., W5 f! g* `. K3 r1 _3 Q

$ |& N, o  s' Z& V6 @3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
! l9 e* ^7 |  F2 I; ^. f! g4 X) [- a HEART to love him,
1 U' s7 S  l4 B0 N9 l7 }- a DIAMOND to marry him," d4 t2 ]) m! {) Z( J9 a8 u& e
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and9 u3 _3 \/ K- o
- a SPADE to bury him!2 V. O" i8 j" j- ]; q1 d
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; S: b, \7 s4 b5 F' o& u
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?* |9 D+ k% D+ ?/ _) q8 J
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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1 r& M. A  j% W9 {$ ^6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" |2 Z8 z8 r: I4 [5 ?. HThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
  Q. s+ Q- B8 P. G" Z# t# N$ _8 m. oWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 m; N: S7 w' S) Q5 T) E" Q" H

4 f% Z0 u* }( G2 n6 c4 p2 t" L1 {8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, `' }% T0 M7 M4 `  M: u
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~! W$ |! w5 ~7 @1 |3 }/ R0 `
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great