[English]: Jokes..

小强

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& ?+ h' j" Y( v# v1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: b- I* B3 Y! ^9 R' C1 ~
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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8 I! k2 n; O( s1 U2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 X+ ?  m  I8 P  F5 _
a.They give like hell.
2 [: S4 c* R) |0 O' V# O1 Zb.They do not yell.
3 J- m. L8 S6 Q* Qc.They do not tell.7 C: w7 H4 K' J% G
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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& K8 U) v9 ]0 Z8 m3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 `2 M7 c# v  ]4 y6 ?# q
- a HEART to love him,
$ f% `8 P* c( o7 y- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' I5 s# A0 L1 f9 {1 t5 \) h- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 b" |6 n5 i. q  B
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ l7 {* e% h% E4 e( h0 h+ ~6 I6 R
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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0 i- ]9 A* q4 c5 r% p: \5) What is the strongest muscle?$ H: o5 N; R6 H
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 r( m1 F' r1 |% f3 T0 G
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& b1 h; S4 o+ mThe arse hole is always in front of you.* |  \# P* g. `8 u
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0 v$ D$ j& I  ]$ ~2 _, i
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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6 q; E' m9 [9 j- ^8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?+ ]% [: H7 V& ]3 U7 A* X0 K# u
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great