[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: r$ X$ F, X6 n- y5 X4 n99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence  u3 [7 j' t8 ]; U) t# I. f

; b* |1 v. G8 J2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 f3 T" X% x! P6 Y' n, _a.They give like hell.
7 {# B1 M8 ?. q; m& U) E- T8 Kb.They do not yell.4 ^& A( k5 q8 J& Q9 t& n/ ]- O
c.They do not tell.0 W& p' X7 |& m2 z, f2 H# ]6 a4 M
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- N1 E. ]1 E% {

+ T  X$ f) t# n9 Z8 ^+ @3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,% `, w* Q) l% l2 W+ j
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 y0 f% G! ]4 V+ V
- a SPADE to bury him!
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  H4 l$ C" ^( s  y: d1 `' S4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 P, L) x% e( `$ V; z/ {7 j
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
# A! t9 ]) w+ S' h* N# j) b+ ZThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. T6 v9 o- @( f( J: Q4 M

4 X$ S+ h" T9 |( S3 E6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% Z0 n2 ~( g% hThe arse hole is always in front of you.1 j0 k% I3 x# ~( V/ M

* K2 C  P. {$ Y* @9 K9 x7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) X* D0 m' z/ U' `" b0 b
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" b8 E, t- J; S5 R) G/ z# B3 s$ rThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great