[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 m9 l( |( E" n7 @$ m6 J$ G; Q0 w3 A99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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# h' B. C! s! L' O2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: R0 h3 {. L  Y2 f7 f
a.They give like hell. / h' y/ b- _3 s  h. q+ l% e7 ^/ L# w
b.They do not yell.9 a7 @  h* N1 h9 E$ b3 Z. d  Z
c.They do not tell.
. _( j( l" b) d; H1 Y% `, T* Md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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8 e" k7 ]8 Y/ J" K3 X2 G/ y6 [3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:6 E0 }% Y- `. V# H0 ~% q
- a HEART to love him,
! A7 X6 X5 f4 D( X) e- a DIAMOND to marry him,
6 C4 @" V1 Y0 q1 u2 M" D# j" L- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. R9 {( h% \# E# q* a- a SPADE to bury him!
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9 F1 Y$ \% e( B  \) p, s1 _4 Y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( ?2 `- A, l& i2 f, `Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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& a+ u2 B2 ]  o( M5) What is the strongest muscle?
) q: D, f! G  b) ]8 {The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- V2 G3 N" [' a6 C

9 R! m- Y+ M8 H9 f6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! E# P9 \3 ]2 C/ ~5 K2 AThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 a6 C4 |0 ]: `  C& {1 z( r0 JWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ t5 @+ ]( f, G6 a  h  U

7 C) W& V, s1 K/ @0 a3 Y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; d0 M& _% Z  S5 u, X
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~9 u5 m/ H. i' H. v1 p' i4 X/ n
keep it up~~; W$ ?+ N+ S/ M
cheers

maksim2046

that is great