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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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' m. w- g% }5 ?, [; M+ d1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 \. E) p5 i3 y5 A99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& \, G1 j8 E* B( v5 w# a
a.They give like hell. ' \; \5 H7 ~; ~: f' ]. t2 K
b.They do not yell.
# I: F& k8 |' T$ ?; H' uc.They do not tell.
; X. P1 ~. ~& [0 _. p4 fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- z f" x; h) ~1 }; q& r
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 m8 j% y4 D2 V9 D
- a HEART to love him,
2 \3 E8 O- c, `9 n! Z" a- a DIAMOND to marry him,
6 o! S) v% m& x0 R: f* y: X' F- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& N5 P Q- h t4 ]7 o. Z- a SPADE to bury him!/ x9 K# M0 h( b: Z- z
& O0 j$ {7 S( a- f O: s4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 W }( G4 P. L. l4 V
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?1 m' I" H2 J7 V5 S! K2 D
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% o1 U* V/ i! u- Z- K! J: U
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7 M; ?3 f9 d& h( U; l! v2 _7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 F8 u y% a, g# ^When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& D7 Y5 K" F E V2 H" M$ {The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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