[English]: Jokes..

小强

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5 y( S& c, }! ?  T1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
) I6 ^6 `8 Z# k8 Z+ u/ ^* d, v99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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5 ^% W; R- N% t  C& D1 x2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 u" ~, n8 ]! D. w+ [a.They give like hell.
* Q/ _$ @3 Z* s5 ?b.They do not yell.  d) E5 C% x% r
c.They do not tell.4 l/ }" b) d5 r0 [
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( g9 V7 T( M& _, e( j
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* s5 I- |6 w4 T) Z% {2 H8 ~
- a HEART to love him,) X7 |: r! Z# }: @- s7 }
- a DIAMOND to marry him,4 ^8 M4 v$ U2 I
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- U& t0 M9 n, f6 k* U- a SPADE to bury him!
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) J, s/ m7 N0 u0 q( }4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% a1 o4 U4 @, v: [4 xBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
# g$ p$ {; }- }1 N- G) W; H2 M: kThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* z) H3 H+ d" F
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" H$ C+ i) u& iThe arse hole is always in front of you.; J1 Y, y9 q) q+ P$ q

% X2 \- c' c0 {2 _3 g) B% F& C6 f7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ g, }- H$ `  t' S8 X  F6 DWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 Z8 O9 r: U5 @; H' f! I3 I4 f

6 y- o$ L0 ]6 F4 i" @) S8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ h) P1 q; P. d' Y1 @  J  F# j; _
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~) k5 B+ J4 ^- r" z( D
keep it up~~
% X+ \! w9 v/ dcheers

maksim2046

that is great