[English]: Jokes..

小强

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$ k. ^  Q6 I( c  a1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 {, m0 X1 g0 p/ n9 a6 ?99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
% f5 Q# F1 e7 W1 ^' }a.They give like hell.
/ v8 U& [" p! c* rb.They do not yell.; R2 K2 U9 |: h# f" Q( G5 O
c.They do not tell." k4 M  |$ q1 z1 c! i" {
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 |9 m" H) h8 m2 _+ W7 k

6 s7 S* J- g+ H9 K9 n/ o3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
3 b2 G- y/ h3 i- a HEART to love him,) b( I! P' J5 |- C0 ?" s8 T, B
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 d- B4 K; [! f" J& N+ a- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 i/ A5 s) ?: W/ ^6 f
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?  F" r  |! a2 ?
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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' h0 {* T& J$ c4 Q# [- W5) What is the strongest muscle?
% x' p2 p% ]  S5 e( DThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ p. [  Y1 k1 ]4 W
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, [4 b; H: a) j0 Q! [* _8 |
The arse hole is always in front of you.3 B3 f: i& Y- `# y7 g) D

9 Z. W" {8 K9 L  O% E( {7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?  u( H- K6 q. Y# Z- F
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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+ w3 y! w$ q& I! h/ |8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?( M4 h6 @* `" i
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~: R7 E% l1 k. }+ A$ n9 w
keep it up~~$ X$ C4 n" G0 W* M8 y' W- i
cheers

maksim2046

that is great