[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 p6 n7 q4 V! P* i( x# K5 [, L# Q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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4 q7 E  a- B0 q  R2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
- x) t# ^5 r8 t+ H& l* _) da.They give like hell.
& y8 {# m6 w9 G( e  X7 db.They do not yell.
8 p2 m: O  j3 {c.They do not tell.
, l6 y0 A0 m- h; P, h0 \d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,; k. G  j, i4 `5 ~! y3 v
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! [0 R; E! U2 ]6 v# e9 T3 E- g
- a SPADE to bury him!, f. G2 g; D" W) v' m9 Y5 ]( n
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 W2 K3 }. A  ]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?' m7 S: @7 u, ?9 f2 O" J
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
) `2 U0 |: u+ h. xThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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5 a7 T, U- d! t% F' y' L7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 @+ O: C2 w5 t8 L7 e: SWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 V, U; G3 r' ^9 @& BThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great