[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" |3 E+ U) h2 F! w
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, f5 T! m- v# B2 E/ o
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" y# m3 e5 }3 h) E& p2 S2 {
a.They give like hell.
& H" Q" a3 |$ |b.They do not yell.
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! ?! h/ o# M' S+ h5 s. H4 |d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 b' B; R- Q$ N# ?5 j. Z
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:; M7 `2 ?) V- v7 w9 [
- a HEART to love him,
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& t: T* ]$ h9 Z! m- q- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& b( A/ F8 w2 t7 B
- a SPADE to bury him!9 _9 x& u) X9 j7 W1 m
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 M3 \3 E. r6 ~8 {Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?" {! u  p5 S+ \$ E) T$ I3 Y8 i: b
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( L7 ?' @. H  L) L

5 r9 B# q- `% ^" o8 Y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) Q0 I. o( w4 \6 I! O% ?
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! t( q3 i( d6 _# |When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 g5 r1 s$ b2 Y" D5 K; ]$ N
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~" k5 @7 d5 |& v. b
keep it up~~4 H$ b/ g$ a, j0 p: B4 n9 T
cheers

maksim2046

that is great