[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( |( G4 [- s3 V& y
a.They give like hell.
8 ^. Z* P0 w" ^* Q; Y* Y" Ib.They do not yell.' B5 Y1 z. M( U* X) M; E
c.They do not tell.( t  o0 Q5 c' z% _
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% y! p" N$ I, i$ _
- a HEART to love him,% J: Y, S9 e5 d- u6 ]% B+ y6 i9 C
- a DIAMOND to marry him,- S. B  y9 L7 k! T! q* A# @
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
4 q  t: m+ O8 U/ |. U6 C$ ~4 E4 s- a SPADE to bury him!
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- Z: A% a& w, W1 ?3 u6 [. ^4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* R' T% A% w% c$ V+ ^+ eBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?, a9 F  N) j3 c
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; G6 L; q$ H5 y, A
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 Z8 P6 x7 d, P. T) K* Z" F% Z
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ V( Y- j. y0 Z' ?+ zWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 I0 u4 Q9 a, e

& c, o# R' O/ _* @8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; q( L2 G& K4 e  xThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
0 l5 }4 G- y0 N: v3 f0 z/ P/ Tkeep it up~~" L9 ^) O: ^% m: b9 v3 L
cheers

maksim2046

that is great