[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. e) L1 Q8 r% b! g1 C99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence3 a8 I% C3 X, x6 s1 Q/ m- v& T) }- r# s

) g" q7 ?; N- V2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  v; l  R+ L2 c. O! T; q
a.They give like hell.
* X3 A8 S9 [& U! `# Z9 D" eb.They do not yell.
/ S, ?* t' p3 m# m! x+ Nc.They do not tell.
: A% }2 q+ E& ?: Q' _8 J8 Md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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& T+ X. }0 Z  Y- _3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 C, v. E5 X7 q+ ?; a! z3 W! l
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
$ ~( J% Q% p  O0 v8 i- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) C" f) J. |3 z9 D' k# K9 ], qBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?$ o3 b: x; j5 N( |' T
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!  |1 c3 s0 y; x5 n3 l5 w8 @
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) c2 G% O9 g& ?. j; }
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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) `8 }) K2 H- e* ]9 P) D& l7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' u: ]2 a7 i- R4 S/ S: }When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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4 B. j" ]: m% H* |8 S2 P1 P4 H+ W8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?& q& n- c- d, `% a% ^4 Y  _3 c9 V
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~; |+ I: v$ ?( d$ v- [: h! k
keep it up~~9 T2 ~5 |1 e# t
cheers

maksim2046

that is great