[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 U* x# [: N5 P! o
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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3 ^  Y( d# z" t& h4 N1 j1 R2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" x/ o: A* i; l% y, E( la.They give like hell. * e  m( y9 W8 M. J8 e. j
b.They do not yell.5 B+ ^1 T, l. s, _; J6 i) Z
c.They do not tell.
- b( A: H4 l& q4 [" a- td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: i$ d7 O1 @; \. j, j. }" j
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:& D; \, @3 c( y' f
- a HEART to love him,2 V$ x$ \, I# _$ d3 t, v2 b2 w" {
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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2 [8 R0 v4 h0 O& V! g! Y$ v% H1 c- a SPADE to bury him!
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  b: w: _6 h3 z3 z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. A- x& f7 I6 @0 H; {! n
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% A0 A4 ^! S" I) _# V7 C7 E, G
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5) What is the strongest muscle?7 u. p- {, g1 d- R
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 _; C# s" F' F
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 K4 Q3 Q& F: \3 EThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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0 w2 T1 c7 f, q6 h* h7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 |* S6 Q, U$ D! m
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!6 Q, i! k' Q; g$ f) C1 x
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9 }8 O- {  M. N* W" Z$ ]/ o; P2 Y
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great