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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 g+ U* R1 v2 C, i! @99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# h! C& j$ m" E5 n. ]& A
8 j4 L' _& e' d0 u6 o* h1 ^5 O2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 L, r. u/ Y9 H {& g9 G- Ba.They give like hell.
: w1 Y9 s Y. B1 b% t4 b; eb.They do not yell.) u1 U( N/ [" g- i" S7 w& l
c.They do not tell. m( ^) Q3 C1 {
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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! b* S. Y# p" D) }3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 p. l5 D$ ?; w9 s- a HEART to love him,
$ r$ o7 m: E- ?& K- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ G5 K9 |) ?$ X; v- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
4 c" p. J* \: Q0 E! B7 A- a SPADE to bury him!/ ?! d/ l- N- X3 l# O* l
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
3 X) \7 O, }4 q) `6 jBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
6 O9 I' K7 c& d/ j/ ]3 I3 \The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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9 T4 l1 h- Q: @6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' { h5 U1 o1 }% \1 kThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
$ O7 j: l j G$ e: Y5 k8 [# h' m* mWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 U V4 q0 ?8 ?The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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