[English]: Jokes..

小强

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% _' @$ ]$ v8 P1 t$ w1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
, ^6 \1 t, g3 V1 {4 D( a99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( b! m7 X+ S/ t, X0 v
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; l0 @' s  U' }. R4 ~) f( G. s
a.They give like hell. # G* V- S( N$ b
b.They do not yell.
) b4 R* O3 q! b0 d: }c.They do not tell.
5 i8 H3 u$ _- K  X3 e% Jd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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% ~8 N( x  n- \4 S" l2 V3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
8 E4 d, Q% O& j: ]. ?- a HEART to love him,
* K( m+ w( W/ u: S- Q6 A0 O- a DIAMOND to marry him,
0 Q# |: f, r4 a* U7 _& J- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 [6 a9 H- v5 o2 F) |
- a SPADE to bury him!! ]' P/ A5 d' m' s* S7 j3 `

; p& l% b) |2 d+ n; K1 ]; K4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) U9 t- a* d) x+ Y( nBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 r( \) c9 t. J7 a6 u

9 j2 ~& C  W6 h. J5) What is the strongest muscle?- S% t4 [2 T+ Y% F7 \6 A
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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4 q1 ~6 \9 U4 m  R- I6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# J7 O9 e& n$ R  u; C4 FThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% I5 {5 b8 K" s- N$ xWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: |. q- c5 s% t% P6 C
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, ?; p( T2 A2 L; bThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
/ G7 o' d- H1 N! F$ P; _9 E% w, Vkeep it up~~
8 I+ _/ w) ]% W7 D: ncheers

maksim2046

that is great