[English]: Jokes..

小强

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  I- o6 d/ Z! ~" n6 |7 B1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' \' c& f' `+ W# ~& w+ q; |3 e99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence+ f, m8 {: \# U: _  r3 r

( Z: ]8 @" U6 N% ^& m2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
) a% D1 ?( j, ]' u/ Q) Xa.They give like hell. + I# F& S' Z9 D6 s8 D# b4 p2 F  O
b.They do not yell.$ W1 N1 p1 h$ u$ S8 A! m
c.They do not tell.
1 }5 N) ^; t& S% a3 V3 m( gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 P# {7 [) z* U/ c
- a HEART to love him,
4 f9 Y1 y5 O: {, T. ]3 r+ q& I- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ y6 j7 L9 T* r1 z4 [* X- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" A$ l1 \! ~4 X! K- j% t
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 K5 l+ I* m! e. RBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& `$ \* Z  @* e& @; h
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
: p& B- ~9 ]2 ]# EThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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3 s5 I# }0 ?: z# d! p5 J6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 G. a- C9 ~) I& E! FThe arse hole is always in front of you.5 D; Q5 o/ y2 c9 t1 Q& {

3 f# c/ C/ ^0 G. U% H( ]. p; @" L7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 H; H9 \+ [+ A- x% p9 F# l
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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& U2 Z# F. H  b6 ~8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* ^+ g% U% c. ~& U$ x! H) YThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~0 h# D6 i% x+ d6 v0 y
keep it up~~
3 ~, Q0 `2 C+ Acheers

maksim2046

that is great