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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 B+ J6 Y" {! @99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! X# P6 l& f4 H: @% g/ N$ G# T
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 U4 Q T$ M( }: X7 Q% K- d! f
a.They give like hell.
1 g$ V. A" v/ @4 ?b.They do not yell.
7 u1 _* Y; A2 h# \! B7 Z3 b7 Xc.They do not tell.: W u" R: c! {& ]$ |& |4 c
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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5 X9 m1 v" H1 m5 u7 [3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
) a" d. u$ y6 @# k6 V- a HEART to love him,
0 E2 w( z- Q- G* F$ D- a DIAMOND to marry him,' _: Z R4 o- Z+ D
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: T* q! @1 c: y+ m$ Z
- a SPADE to bury him!
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9 t. n8 _7 D$ w4 q4 P) C; m$ b4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. O# C* j1 ~3 f$ `3 d, c. L# _2 {Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 X. y x( }1 H% s2 J8 Y' E
8 e% c! m" Q [0 f3 a, e3 a" k5) What is the strongest muscle?' d; e! r3 O) O+ R1 G5 v) I8 Q
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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" z1 n1 y: a% H: `$ `# D+ f# S6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
* s% q& B! Y) Q3 BThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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X+ s: T1 t# p7 j7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
( z4 I. o! I5 J2 D m$ p1 vWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! y* w+ v D. X% o2 V
8 b8 z3 E9 c- Q% h. D8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
4 O5 y+ T9 b, }" wThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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