[English]: Jokes..

小强

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3 j8 }+ u( N0 t7 i4 U6 |0 n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% q& _6 p9 v6 O* D3 d* ^+ s
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) |, D! N5 L5 \" }6 r9 S, H
a.They give like hell.
& O  B2 d  _3 c9 zb.They do not yell., {6 a% o! C% c  d
c.They do not tell.
/ i6 B% ~: S4 _, A) ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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: O: a/ ?1 e$ f5 Z' [3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- _" E$ e1 \& m  j+ P3 ^* y- a DIAMOND to marry him," v, S" a2 |# }" I% i
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
% W2 W/ Y* i. E  ^6 M$ {- a SPADE to bury him!; q9 v  }, f9 S6 ^( Y- }. L9 N
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% n0 u$ |! V" iBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& D7 Q* v& ~( V2 Z% G+ o; o

$ d/ Q! @, A5 \$ n* e5) What is the strongest muscle?% B& _6 z4 n1 l: O( V1 V+ U
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!  v! G+ B, @- H: _- C$ W

+ ?! L5 w# Q9 w. U6 G# j' K6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 R! J+ r! B% JThe arse hole is always in front of you.$ u- e% ~. M9 A/ k' |8 Z" K9 N
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) S6 E; L6 ^. h' w1 T. _9 |& _When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 M" P: V$ s4 T5 [9 `" V- O* k
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9 T( F/ o% \! ]& F* B4 ]8 a
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
/ O6 C% A( i8 u* akeep it up~~0 }0 i* X5 K" n0 P
cheers

maksim2046

that is great