[English]: Jokes..

小强

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& E6 g2 }* E  z& R, |9 S& l1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ i3 n: X4 j( }$ n( _& T  t99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ @9 d: Q3 N4 a0 S. [a.They give like hell. & [, [9 j7 {+ u$ y' j( l
b.They do not yell.3 E9 h% d5 y1 x+ M
c.They do not tell.1 s. P& x* y  O$ b
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., A( b% L% I# E
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 C# S# u" u# E! R2 b- a HEART to love him,8 l& m1 A# C$ G7 m$ V( {4 ~
- a DIAMOND to marry him,4 `3 C3 T# n) y- j8 y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. T% [" H* \* l# X, P; C- a SPADE to bury him!8 B+ a9 g( O/ _# e

; B) D: f% C% l/ k4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?/ I; l- Q6 u% y; L
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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$ p8 {& r, \  |8 M) {8 E% H5) What is the strongest muscle?" f8 `0 o2 v3 e4 n' |$ X
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 d3 ?( s$ v6 {% G7 W, p* ~  b1 [
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 ^9 A9 q" K6 w/ ?3 c/ h* g) sThe arse hole is always in front of you.+ Z: r% i" K- O
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 ~$ \% [) R1 D7 b
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!2 K3 T4 Y3 j: o! c. d$ ~
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
9 e9 ?% O+ l! }* {2 QThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~$ C; V% b; i( W; D
keep it up~~
1 l. Y, l* S: Vcheers

maksim2046

that is great