[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ b/ p# N7 @/ y/ @. k' u99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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' H1 V! f0 d" x; r- _2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. S7 d7 t2 E! F4 q( x) R, }
a.They give like hell.
( C6 D0 u4 Z2 _# M# \2 Wb.They do not yell.5 @1 f- T, y- j& x
c.They do not tell.2 D- F' M! T- e, b
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( {7 k5 W9 L7 N/ k6 _$ ?) z* ]9 [
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
7 _. L1 C; O: c. B- a HEART to love him,6 p* `! b) w, V' V
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
) I. Z3 Y2 t% z/ f- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ @2 w- r8 O1 S. F6 M, w) X
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
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* w% K& k. g* ]8 d& I5) What is the strongest muscle?# ]0 p8 S  ]) [$ B3 k; r5 l
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 W9 V9 B4 E. L! G6 `; p9 [& Z

1 v# W" i$ n4 q4 ]/ W; [! _$ E+ |6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 _& |4 ]/ V" z0 A5 t9 M
The arse hole is always in front of you.: M$ Y& a1 B2 M* H) k+ L
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 k8 N9 s4 T( i5 x  Z5 l; BWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! H5 G! D3 h/ E& z7 t

8 D* b7 c; w4 s* t% V8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& x4 M8 j  O0 gThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
3 R% M  e) H* Mkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great