[English]: Jokes..

小强

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" {& u5 D; M) \! R5 M1 k1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. j0 z9 W  M; Q2 D- W( P
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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* ]4 O! s" \8 x. x& W$ F% L9 c+ v2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 F' i$ Z7 ?: g/ q/ |: T' Ua.They give like hell. 7 k! j& M5 W/ {$ W# k
b.They do not yell.
& b0 ~: h$ P# e8 d( k+ \0 G/ kc.They do not tell.( l- r1 m4 Y1 J) M! Q
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! l3 D$ n. J5 s
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 T, i# C! c, d* q$ e4 v! \
- a HEART to love him,
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; q& Z1 u" D$ n  v0 u+ e- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& A# N; f  L7 k
- a SPADE to bury him!+ I( K9 n4 V  k- R/ h

* o  ]% `. Z- o; F4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
  Y- o7 a  f; z9 G+ F, t9 @Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' @, f9 ~! E# K
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 w, y7 z0 q' sThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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8 C2 S3 h& n% I1 Z0 B$ z0 J0 Y# Q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 o- b2 q7 r9 M$ C8 z. d
The arse hole is always in front of you.# Q0 \9 d3 `9 h, ^9 J) x9 V
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" h+ }7 }$ s& b  x! V( T( PWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!5 q/ F' ]+ P# c# r- R! a
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 n0 `' J6 f* t. O4 q7 F5 p: ~
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~8 ~) c) {( v! K- h# K% }. W" ^
keep it up~~# c2 S! `" v% y6 U  `1 O  z' }+ N
cheers

maksim2046

that is great