[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' ~# a; k- S1 ]" [, p99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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! O9 [. E: F( J/ G% d0 [/ `2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 a+ K6 L9 s' L8 ta.They give like hell. : w4 z; o. j2 v2 z  U
b.They do not yell.
- {  t0 X5 j  {( u% w2 @5 z! Vc.They do not tell.
4 ~% t, H$ l6 z9 y6 xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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; b  L( E+ o# r& y1 p3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 k$ [+ U+ a6 v. X5 e7 g1 z
- a HEART to love him,' G& V  i6 D# }; S& i- Z9 e
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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) w0 ^+ D2 j' ~- a SPADE to bury him!
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3 R% Q* Z4 d" h' e4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ [% \# V, A; a, i, D/ D, hBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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6 g* {) E" e4 s) ^5) What is the strongest muscle?( @- l7 F: U! K: k9 n9 \5 K
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, l; E9 Q4 |# l/ T3 S2 D2 Z

3 U0 s4 O0 g/ o9 w6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: P8 B+ p; {+ w, _  g2 d* W: y
The arse hole is always in front of you." V! `( ^3 f: ]' \. r
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 C6 W5 o6 m9 Z6 x/ Q5 KWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( z6 D0 j$ k$ E' P0 N4 ]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great