[English]: Jokes..

小强

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0 c! |0 P% B# L) D  O1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job  r: u: j- p/ n& G0 Z
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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( q1 t% _$ u4 N+ |6 a2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: C0 L, O1 s- {2 P
a.They give like hell.
6 V* M& R8 N2 L" Z4 L9 D6 r1 c0 |b.They do not yell.
* S8 t: }9 K! l! v1 i- n# i% d* G: fc.They do not tell.- C" S7 l8 U  N2 X8 a
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., q- w  j; r$ Z
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
$ H9 |% a) K2 `% N/ H# M# ~) }- a HEART to love him,
' U) z$ s9 Z6 H/ M3 H. n- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 H/ B$ [: N' E0 X
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
2 y6 i7 L2 }" ^, R/ c- a SPADE to bury him!5 |8 Z6 K( d* R2 H& d

; k7 f0 ^* y0 R9 R* j) e4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?5 b" g. W/ u- P6 B  h
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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# L3 Q/ Y( P4 B: Z" L5) What is the strongest muscle?, x+ Q4 e0 z' j% x
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, @" k6 k7 L9 |. r$ O; X; z
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: K$ U9 W  ?5 j  R1 l+ v; ^
The arse hole is always in front of you.8 e! q- m) f0 a

; B( E; U" N6 F2 z* X7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?; \1 d( M5 d" a3 C6 n
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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& e2 Z4 a  P: [. V& V2 q" I/ Y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 _9 n- O$ A+ l4 B
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
0 G3 m. t: l$ K5 qkeep it up~~) D5 `# W0 L& b2 ?- k
cheers

maksim2046

that is great