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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" a% T, _0 \0 X6 O! r
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) t2 {4 w6 G# i0 _$ i8 d' a
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: I6 k: V! _0 q- q
a.They give like hell. ; G! o9 f- U8 U4 J" |: }# a
b.They do not yell.7 q* V6 z+ D) p
c.They do not tell.) o( A7 q# e# }
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 H) s( W" Q0 `% J1 Z9 f0 h6 s
" D4 s' g) U7 s8 _3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* V' G3 v* s- e! V$ ]0 e
- a HEART to love him,
; K/ s9 e! c5 J6 t! \- a DIAMOND to marry him,
% [4 S- U- q, U- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
* Y9 n/ h; r4 _& G+ w8 H/ j5 Z; J, W- a SPADE to bury him!- Z* r- B U B3 s
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 w; H% B3 o+ L o8 F
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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! ^& N( b' _3 e+ C5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 ^/ y0 v8 g+ K3 Z6 a) }; dThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!3 @9 _0 g( a5 \ H5 y
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 b! }% R# h' i( c3 _
The arse hole is always in front of you.+ o4 z) ~, z: H+ R* B, Q
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) P, p& a5 E: \2 v* r6 q4 `/ y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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6 I9 I' `5 O) ]$ O4 W8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
A. e% w! W D- h# `The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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