[English]: Jokes..

小强

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! \9 Z( T) B% O; l0 d6 ]9 R1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job1 M5 z+ C- I# e+ Y' y4 j$ h
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' J: }! h2 Y0 Y* U1 e  `4 Ca.They give like hell. + f, s8 b" [$ i( Q$ N0 ~! u
b.They do not yell.! b% w4 I8 B2 d# N+ S  B/ T& j3 B
c.They do not tell.4 k. W) R( I- m- W
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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$ y0 S- p  m! Z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* M, {2 n9 U. i9 B& F& a
- a HEART to love him,
1 e6 P% n4 A$ k- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 _9 ?7 s8 }0 O' y* V, I9 I
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and( h* ]8 _! n6 c+ R
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
; F  {1 R5 y- R; q* D2 CBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) P- g4 b$ v# l# E- W: J# F; O
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ T' u: L; |1 t0 Y- \8 P1 qThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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/ ]3 i& Z' w$ C4 j  O: X! h6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
  g) a% L% Q; HThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- S: v: \( ?3 Q- D; G. b1 \/ v& G
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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: J7 D' |8 l: a8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; N) A8 u, q+ [# B6 B
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great