[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 x7 N, O8 K( ]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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) X3 `$ m2 Y. j! b5 W& ^# L" d2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; ]& f7 q  H8 {9 ^$ O
a.They give like hell.
( J8 ?0 p* C6 @: f0 Vb.They do not yell.
, Q& e$ L  U; k+ Uc.They do not tell.- }. G" O9 r: N9 O
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ L) Z" ~, e  V& ?2 m" C6 }
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him," Y" ~" p! [# M$ m( A4 j
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- Y2 C& B, ^: e, O$ ?* U% J- z
- a SPADE to bury him!
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1 B% J, N, F/ _" B. {! d4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: O8 i8 Y% D) }# z0 \7 ^1 ZBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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+ u5 s1 B2 g7 q5) What is the strongest muscle?. v8 X0 S- y/ l9 I; s2 k
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 S  r3 a$ L" b2 p

( A! S) B9 E' X, m6 A2 R8 m" N, o6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
* A% s) u7 r. G# ?% }0 xThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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' Q5 Q' x4 |8 u0 v; C- M7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?; J- {, ?/ r  Y! Q
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 i( ]2 ^9 M& Y! a
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great