[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
+ L0 f9 g3 ?, v! n99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 i4 y8 U: b( c& ?  b

1 G& |# _! D. N) \' U( |( z2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- j, U, u9 c2 C5 P9 a" |" n
a.They give like hell. ' n! s$ l/ g( }8 ^/ C6 F( L* j* r
b.They do not yell.7 V3 s$ x% g. @" `  Y" n+ x
c.They do not tell.
5 q6 J$ r3 K; B  M3 wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
7 }2 s1 E, |: g- }" R# X- a HEART to love him,$ I( U+ e0 X" p
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& u& a( Q) R8 B# U- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& d; {, `. [. C: v" `5 T- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 O% T! \7 W) {& J: ~
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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. N& o% x3 [% k, j5) What is the strongest muscle?8 ^3 ^' A/ x1 K, ]* C) ]! V
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 V0 X$ d3 z1 N$ J& c$ V
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 {+ i3 R9 \6 f+ ?2 SThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# T/ e7 l: V# _' f: A5 k- E2 }When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& M/ c7 {4 l! ]( k- p3 R. C% L

  ?% }7 ~  Z/ ?& n. J- A8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 d+ h% x7 M; g: @3 X9 o$ F, mThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great