[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- w/ _1 I! N0 k8 A/ A
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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6 H! q! f7 _; J* i% B2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* t, W4 a9 j9 o! G2 G, Z7 `a.They give like hell. * d* K5 k8 i, C% j3 g4 L8 ~
b.They do not yell.
2 H" i  w  w% `$ g8 K( Sc.They do not tell.
. Y$ U9 ^* a5 [1 y; @' Q) Kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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# R9 w- e. y! X3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 |3 s: F* `' h- U' ?
- a HEART to love him,; I; M3 Y- u8 L# `- k( Y$ n
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 M6 P8 i% C1 k4 _# s6 X# Y; J- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
( A$ ?/ c/ B: z& z% K5 H8 {- a SPADE to bury him!6 e. [0 Z4 t( }$ T) d1 |' u
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% Q$ |3 b" b  JBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 @6 Z) @) ~' C5 WThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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( \' J, A1 u0 r3 M* W. j! @6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% G7 ^  i3 `6 @3 j  l! g- FThe arse hole is always in front of you.9 _. f4 |7 D% s( h' g
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 S' ^" [6 A& i0 u$ \
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( F3 P, Q4 S' k4 M# f+ |The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~& w+ ^& s. M9 [8 {
keep it up~~! f" j/ R% A5 T5 c
cheers

maksim2046

that is great