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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
& b& K6 g' Z9 e. p k6 H& B99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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* V4 Q) b- C0 f& l) A4 N& b6 a4 ^% O2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 J+ O2 e" C; |' n4 N p& \# I; `1 n
a.They give like hell.
Q4 E5 ~ R0 a6 Bb.They do not yell.
0 K+ e+ B' S U; e* Dc.They do not tell.
9 f: S @9 S9 |d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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* ?% M- R. W2 D$ r: E3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* B0 h- E& k; a3 e' A6 K. ~7 y
- a HEART to love him,9 X- I1 _5 c, ]9 w
- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 c) N* W: K* D/ j
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
) Q/ t3 i3 [6 Q- a SPADE to bury him!
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. ?; q9 u5 O* x- u- U; }4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 {8 R `. }6 E# Z+ B# q
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 G3 s% t5 r4 C2 d0 n
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
! f* ]# A- N3 TThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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: P" ~6 B" L8 Q: O5 _6 W1 i4 W" i8 P# ]6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 c( R& T5 E7 }
The arse hole is always in front of you.. J9 b( S+ N2 o. ]2 Y
3 c# z$ \/ N- ]0 d1 s+ ^7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
: y: h$ W9 U0 `' o4 j8 uWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!6 n7 P# Y1 b! }3 P
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& o, s l2 ?( i4 h( R1 BThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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