[English]: Jokes..

小强

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" Z' g4 K7 _$ `% X# L+ V# R1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 o: r9 \( o8 r99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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6 Q  N! Y) W% L. e2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 J8 }/ o" ?. J  K6 W; h" u
a.They give like hell. - Q% o  S* ~- `) C
b.They do not yell.8 U* ~8 ~% r' S2 Y+ q" n$ {
c.They do not tell.
, I, O. }. f7 P0 o& Rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 N6 h: p2 y2 S# x( M# C6 ]/ D3 J
- a HEART to love him,
& U' J* `7 n' k3 H) y5 T& t- a DIAMOND to marry him,
% e! K" }2 H5 f$ G  k1 Y0 t- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. h) }7 k  p- B  T% S( q; }
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& k9 ^' c. e- i1 f
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 ]+ S4 y6 @; s3 V

4 J+ `$ t# ]+ ^& `  a, H5) What is the strongest muscle?; x2 R" u) S5 G
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!  O. W7 J% k# |
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! j+ O. a" a7 i4 F- }8 \! dThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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: v' \2 s: ]; v: M+ C8 S7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0 D% P9 d% C+ F+ N2 l2 \
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!2 j. g- h0 w3 ]

& z& t; q, }: p8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) y6 f0 v5 p: \) v4 E9 R2 ~, D+ pThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~' U, a7 W  I. ?  W& X
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great