[English]: Jokes..

小强

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9 j7 X/ i' Y6 m1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: S, S9 R( L1 O99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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. `5 I  I% u  O2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  I" w* Q& m* e9 u1 W
a.They give like hell. * v. U& u) \  d6 j, c* V) }
b.They do not yell.
: o0 Z5 b+ `  p; D7 j5 f' V# uc.They do not tell.# s+ l8 `* Y8 Y( C* M9 P+ D4 {" e( ^
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.  l: W6 d! H- c( ~8 {0 d' j
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, n! D3 z  q2 p5 a  v3 f
- a HEART to love him,
7 E  C* ?1 Q; n2 _- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( Y5 E+ d, t/ v- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- T3 P' K  X* _3 ?: [/ t- a SPADE to bury him!
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3 h, I+ r9 v( w3 N! B$ C5 [8 O! ]& `4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ E2 M6 m! o# V2 xBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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) a1 c5 ~$ E; S5) What is the strongest muscle?. O- w/ u, l  _: r
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!" p/ }1 e8 n+ u- _6 E9 t0 c' X

4 W! P, ]& ^. e/ q# v6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* Q( y- w1 R; C+ |; s5 Q5 u
The arse hole is always in front of you.3 f) ^3 f1 M+ z- |0 Y

- C2 h3 g, Q5 `7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- n: X; H" d1 u3 l5 s" ?+ D1 m
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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0 E* k: k$ q! \8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
/ f$ I4 M, A% GThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~) p4 M) v- Y* H- a2 f* C0 x
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great