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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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+ [4 r/ @& m! m1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( c0 O5 o( y+ G6 t9 S! B! d+ h
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 S0 Y# B+ z9 z3 q* p
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" Q; C' Z0 N' ]5 u) i2 Xa.They give like hell. 8 @9 {$ |/ Z; _3 }% t" t+ w2 |
b.They do not yell.# o# ~9 D% V+ k9 |6 N+ R/ @
c.They do not tell.
( e7 J" e, C8 M/ B! e" Ed.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 r: Q5 C/ O, ?! e0 T4 Z6 X
( B4 g0 b) C; \( i0 a: G$ ~- I3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% M2 U$ |7 l* J9 X$ Z
- a HEART to love him,2 s R3 y3 W% G9 @2 q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,. n9 Y1 q. |. E8 z$ F
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 }, ^7 M) t$ V% ?
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
- Y2 t- ^+ i5 B( _" uBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ R7 y) l: W1 m
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5) What is the strongest muscle?% q4 L& `$ z v5 T: x3 E: X& C
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 m" O9 g' G7 g" h+ I5 G% ^
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: L) O% x' _4 k0 x; J
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
& S, ^6 u) F( gWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ r* n. C$ q' m$ W( C2 Z
0 L0 v; V5 z! ^ r% V- }8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 p* V2 I, D3 r/ l; Z; V
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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