[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 u+ X% k# u7 \
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( Q5 K0 S5 k' Z( F* k" [  n- T4 {3 K

" ^% n% \) N% z9 z, d& \/ [2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! R' B, Q0 ?# p" S- v; S( O
a.They give like hell. ' e7 n& ]+ q, M9 V3 t
b.They do not yell.# T) g- x" C" l
c.They do not tell.) q3 k9 n! B: d0 R
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& c5 D& i0 {5 u! @% J
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
# g6 n: L- `( C1 T- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) f+ _2 A4 z. w! s, ]
- a SPADE to bury him!
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1 O% d4 D7 X. `  O4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- j  F, v+ F2 `' M: I  x
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 ]! s% N3 u( R2 I! h5 K; B
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5) What is the strongest muscle?9 p; ^8 N  Y4 ?$ R" g# G
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- o  Q8 a7 X; D" ~9 h: t

* u/ T8 }! v$ F/ H& M! G5 f6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* ?! y8 a" o1 T$ L0 e$ v/ G3 X- D, e
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
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* M  w- K' g2 j+ V# ~. P2 V1 c) `8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9 ~& ^1 @4 U* \& Y# D8 Z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~7 y' t4 c" d1 R# F' a
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great