[English]: Jokes..

小强

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3 Q0 |7 I6 |/ e. ^0 P$ q+ [& |1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& u& ]+ G& V' @: N
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' m9 n7 f2 L( B2 O( v& C* N
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 k" q5 t0 \, o
a.They give like hell.
7 _& W$ f( I+ e* L* J4 P" V3 U! Tb.They do not yell.
. d: @( X" `+ l: Z( G& J" @( mc.They do not tell.
1 P- C9 c) B; E! g- u* S$ [9 {  O4 u; Wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  M: E/ y1 r5 {" Y5 v
- a HEART to love him,
  f8 ~) L3 b0 h  J/ A- a DIAMOND to marry him,: I) R# @$ Z; M! u. A5 G
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! h" w% C6 K2 g6 e! @' i* s  G- a SPADE to bury him!; A$ ]" a2 h: Q! B. N
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! @5 F2 B5 o8 o2 n$ i4 kBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) n7 q- o4 b: m; n1 n% v9 ^0 W, U

. `/ U0 m6 P6 r) u/ ]! ?% U$ s5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 @: F) u" t) ]- G) r8 C* L/ }The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 m% y- t- }& `5 T( l4 T' I
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 s: l/ {, f) o0 X6 a0 J% z* h: jThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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) T! G1 T) P# [3 D' ?( m$ i9 g7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 x* f5 d/ R6 _! N9 lWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
  O* ~7 ^6 ?5 k9 W8 U1 P9 oThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great