[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 n9 B% S: o9 H' @+ `1 R
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: B8 D  |& H0 u" \+ z" t5 ~a.They give like hell.
. f" r4 D2 ]4 u5 O( ^  B4 O; e2 Lb.They do not yell.4 [9 T. B. v3 m8 \7 K7 o# M
c.They do not tell.
3 d7 Y% j, g% H' q) Rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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0 L# j4 O( ]$ Q- d3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:6 m, {% c5 u% l6 I" x
- a HEART to love him,1 e; L3 O( f& P( e3 ^: n0 t
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
; W5 s: k  t( y9 Y7 }+ Q9 I- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. M7 r1 O  a/ g7 P+ a! e- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
3 f+ y: \; f" ~# E' yBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 ?6 a1 a3 C1 t: d
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5) What is the strongest muscle?" z  T2 n( w7 Y7 z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* }9 c! s. T" A  b; E' b1 h

4 Q4 a0 b  _% J' z3 B6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 N+ s% [) h6 e% e
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ v2 ?( |' b% E$ M2 oWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 x; P% W0 v6 J& p( k* b
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 v4 X5 s$ ^3 ]/ ?* @5 Y0 y* r5 t0 xThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great