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  A7 e: q/ P/ L- |) f' }7 q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 U. s/ O; L3 J" j& C* d4 S/ m) V
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. d; B; [3 f' \
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: k5 r; W* L: ?4 y
a.They give like hell.
9 L/ Q7 y5 Q' V5 p, I9 bb.They do not yell.3 E/ F6 X! @; q/ t# T
c.They do not tell.7 ~8 U; w# r' g0 S3 P% d+ _- {2 z% v
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.  n: _1 w1 H% a# u; I1 N- f8 G7 e

' o/ Y* Q5 V8 S$ T3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 w6 L! [- q! y" B. G* @
- a HEART to love him,
7 Q! p9 A# J) O; s9 t. ?' M- a DIAMOND to marry him,
/ s9 N/ c7 V/ \3 a6 [% ]5 J+ i- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 D. {) F* O3 K. ]" p3 o
- a SPADE to bury him!2 J* I. l$ `5 {- w7 [
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
+ b& H8 t9 m0 r; L6 P' t) yBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later; o, ?1 e1 r# k5 g0 v' z

6 X3 X  E: C- A" l9 d5) What is the strongest muscle?' f# u$ ~9 H0 @3 O0 J5 p9 H
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. f3 x+ z. H6 X7 _

8 c& p" d( z; M6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! q: b7 L5 |- y) \, q
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. L: o8 f/ U  k& o/ p
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& q. o! }, }, f# T  J- e# wThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~
1 Q+ s* h6 A3 V; ~* V7 [6 ekeep it up~~3 b) M  H6 W6 ?' ]& Y' |
cheers
that is great
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