[English]: Jokes..

小强

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/ N/ j- N+ U- s1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
& H9 C/ x" `5 v( c, u1 z3 v7 M99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence9 S7 ?& I% ?; Q  p" [
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" `8 W. J. x+ B) ^; Z0 V( U7 ua.They give like hell. , n9 h# `6 ?$ H0 M
b.They do not yell.8 H3 D$ m: k/ J
c.They do not tell.* J0 P& m2 K. ?# ?9 O
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." h/ F( R5 W4 G% |
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:6 s' c- m6 r/ `/ |
- a HEART to love him,2 m9 S0 \3 e9 q, S1 ]. Q% w% I
- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 A" u0 G0 n: k$ M
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 @% N* |  \. g4 R% E* o2 X
- a SPADE to bury him!' j) v. g- M2 K% E
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
  i% j% p# V# m+ dBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?+ }# X+ W' S7 v( ^
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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: n' F# l# f- K$ `/ x; C6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# c* i+ o6 x+ T9 D% ^$ xThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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9 `' K" [8 G5 \) y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ [( l5 T% h9 v3 m1 FWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' P/ ~; O! p* b8 s

2 i* h+ m* Q, c, G8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?" g) I6 ~! D" C
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
/ G7 c% V- y& U9 }keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great