[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 z5 D# b) \$ `9 x
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2 W# R! v7 V3 E8 a8 m2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ o$ N8 S* o4 b6 B- `' O- |
a.They give like hell.
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c.They do not tell.
+ b3 i) ?: Z0 h$ a. Y. Yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 s, E2 C4 h; j2 A9 Y
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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, Q, J( C( w) m" A4 D- a DIAMOND to marry him,' W  w! [. C  W& z, ?2 R6 f
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
: V: y% \; n. S5 A8 e5 ?- }- a SPADE to bury him!; Q# K+ P1 }9 Z# B; [
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
' r1 B% L1 p3 C* }6 aBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
! d! ?' h0 m3 T4 _The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# l6 }, Y* Y* `% P; VThe arse hole is always in front of you., b% U' L2 O+ S# s
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# b+ j$ r) Z0 W. }# f" \& E
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!2 _5 W  N' i8 i) J
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?% ~8 a  _$ Z5 r; B
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great