[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, X- t1 |2 n7 U' s/ P2 F% ^
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* M/ T' X0 A5 [3 l1 R$ F: q1 _4 sa.They give like hell. 3 A  g' o$ ^# i3 S6 Z
b.They do not yell.
- L/ h2 l8 ?$ G2 o; C. Mc.They do not tell.) G7 K' p% `) x" v' Y; }
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 K/ Q0 u, b, q& O6 f( P  y
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 K# U. }: j2 {$ f8 u+ E- a HEART to love him,& [6 v. s, B8 _% W
- a DIAMOND to marry him,4 N" v! y$ a9 T: W
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" ?- F# Z6 @, C$ P, x1 d. @, O
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
# M: y1 [; d+ d7 x" ^  aBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?& ~6 `- `( Z- \+ c; {( {3 M2 H
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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' v. _# t# U) K3 C+ J! H3 A; k: _6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ E  A  @$ {! C. ~  ?9 V* i
The arse hole is always in front of you.! a( ?, B% p* H" V5 i0 g- D' t

2 k) S! r/ X* C1 x* ~0 R7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- F2 ]4 E8 {9 P: D. B1 g+ m! pWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 r: `# |/ c+ ^! X
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?( z6 r7 ]: B9 k* o' o) n# H9 I& L
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~2 _5 J/ d' D- X  u' O
keep it up~~7 Y5 o  F% X  d- @) K3 b4 b
cheers

maksim2046

that is great