[English]: Jokes..

小强

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0 Q! l& t/ x+ [" L+ U! t- I6 l1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 \: j# g" H3 r
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence+ w, G5 |& _* r, o. ]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* R4 [: w/ ^- A" {8 W/ r& d" Y) a6 C
a.They give like hell. 7 J( A( a( k1 N, `- k$ C, N' J
b.They do not yell.- s1 \1 \. p- C7 I  C2 @/ Z
c.They do not tell.# D! R# ?% `4 {% e: V7 Q
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
4 N8 y& |6 ?/ n1 T- a HEART to love him,
& Q/ R2 `7 w/ v: G) D) _- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- b! K8 ~+ X9 l3 Z! O- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
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! [2 R( J  \5 m4 S( P9 A$ k5 c. u" o2 c4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 q* t" I5 H! \9 @5 [Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?5 @5 r9 N  r  ~8 s$ F: E
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 M% |' Q( `0 }# wThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?+ l" S7 q9 n7 a( q0 z# h& ~2 `
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ X; f% f9 o# N% K

, Z/ @- d& @$ l# g+ b8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# m( v1 t* G8 l$ D& q4 ^2 F! F
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~" X0 F( s$ U$ h. a
keep it up~~1 q# w% T3 ]( ]7 K
cheers

maksim2046

that is great