[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: b! k8 k7 y3 c- @) a3 d
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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  ~. E+ b, {$ M5 j7 W8 s2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& p- J0 {; u9 @5 E# O3 e3 q3 ^a.They give like hell.
+ w0 G  k# E5 x; vb.They do not yell.
% h0 y& l( x- y+ Xc.They do not tell.6 i* I  j' ]1 q1 e9 N5 O" p+ W
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 w/ v& b& `4 J0 O8 K0 W# d1 M$ _
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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2 @! a3 u7 w: q% X) _- a DIAMOND to marry him,. l$ ~8 a: x8 \5 ?
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
1 X" Y( }6 n/ q; b- b- a SPADE to bury him!
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# `  V) R1 w! t( e( o4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?  M% S: C7 }4 t( U
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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* K' l, m( j1 j5) What is the strongest muscle?
! e7 B4 m( O: \  e: U- hThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! D8 U% U4 z4 G" Q  i! H

$ a% K" ^7 W% E2 Y: D6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) ^( r: ]% L: p  S2 p
The arse hole is always in front of you.+ ^8 l( y0 H0 S& u: A
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 q# G1 X# n4 c) o) VWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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1 ]1 M) L  P' D5 ~5 L8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. i4 x9 c5 h: c0 w& o! bThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
' g' T9 W: C! \8 H7 rkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great