[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& Q% z& @/ d6 B% G# p  s# F
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. o$ e6 g% r4 _% F% v( J
a.They give like hell. & y+ q% z6 w. D- g2 _; @: x6 [: o$ m
b.They do not yell., O& \: \0 ^% `# x, Y
c.They do not tell./ j! ^# @! C' A6 h: d# N
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." \  H8 ~; D( |0 P: m
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 L( z! N; L. y
- a HEART to love him,( I" Q. d$ v8 F4 r7 m/ ?
- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 V' P* Y# y0 a2 ^
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
( S8 e9 ~! p5 T" H5 }; _- w- a SPADE to bury him!
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" V# d* N: \% \4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% j/ N8 }/ p8 e) `/ p
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 M- T7 ]8 y8 d! x# \: n+ r

% C) M$ a1 H( M" q3 H( j" d( X. Q8 K5) What is the strongest muscle?
; b, S5 ]5 b- l& q; WThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, V; A7 A' o1 b) W2 d) q

+ A0 x0 A& a  C) G! S  Y) O6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' \- D% b+ a% m$ @
The arse hole is always in front of you.$ M& V+ }% R% n6 u/ m, _

: z& [# {" l8 P$ E( X1 Y. y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 M' U! a! e7 N
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!5 d& ~( S! O( D2 Z# ~
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( X$ |) N7 P5 L3 |/ L# ?The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great