[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' [/ S" x  V+ b0 M) U' [99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; y9 e- i; _7 g" T2 F1 m' [0 c
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
2 C; Y- b/ a/ q' M9 _/ C/ R+ Sa.They give like hell.
( ?0 h) I' k! o" N/ V% Ob.They do not yell.9 y) e- l  `: r8 |/ P
c.They do not tell.
$ Z7 d6 y7 @4 k8 N' X4 Q9 Od.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 T: I5 @/ q, l7 |7 s8 z$ m
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
% f& L" H# z0 V; K/ o- a HEART to love him,
1 N6 K' C. O4 G$ e) M% B8 A- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& I* J. x- g6 E/ R0 U- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
$ K. [+ ~, [; v* u4 [- a SPADE to bury him!% l+ p: B4 Y) M9 U
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
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1 I( d2 q, c# f2 @$ o9 ^/ n) h; C5) What is the strongest muscle?# V- [& k& w2 h+ ~
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) p' l% ^; o8 I  i" I
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' }: s" {, p8 [
The arse hole is always in front of you.+ n  b7 _6 Y/ Q& O5 W
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
: W( u6 T: W  b7 VWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 @/ i' l, B& x( `. B* P
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& }8 r: a; P) Z! Z. G+ VThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
: H. m/ e( ]% S5 g- O7 [- Skeep it up~~
+ ?3 u3 M8 w1 |8 L3 zcheers

maksim2046

that is great