[English]: Jokes..

小强

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. [( }6 n- b2 {) ^* B1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 R; r5 v' w" i3 W9 @
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 x2 X0 W. @6 p. q1 b+ s
a.They give like hell. 3 ~1 M* J) c& s) `9 O2 F
b.They do not yell.
/ B- d- z0 @) H! O  U3 k7 Jc.They do not tell.% W( ^8 }, T9 q* y3 h$ ~" z
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
  }3 n; a: |; [5 T- a HEART to love him,
" d3 O' \( C: T. v- a DIAMOND to marry him,# q; n& h3 P7 \: o
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
* \. ]: |! G' \& G- a SPADE to bury him!: r2 O4 y: R7 D% `- C$ f

0 s0 \5 v  \0 [" V4 y; U! V5 @4 t4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2 S. W+ _2 w5 @' _, X
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 i' P) J4 C+ J1 `2 C* V& u

: x9 y$ U7 R2 w6 k5) What is the strongest muscle?
( N& {3 U! |& r7 I# L; D, ?The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; i$ i# t9 p' y7 p
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 W6 d' K: r. m
The arse hole is always in front of you.7 {" l' C8 C! u+ ~+ u
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
3 P6 e& k: E9 A- A' N5 HWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* N. g/ Q+ c1 @# r) h! E. Z- H0 S

. c8 q0 ^9 q- C8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 D# a3 M' |7 E0 W! |( cThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
! z% U: F1 K. M* pkeep it up~~
, N9 [# ^, r1 b' Q! hcheers

maksim2046

that is great