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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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! Y/ }' c' N. Z' [1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 D+ I% x' ^6 M+ {* ~
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?' [' ~% z" R _( _2 |
a.They give like hell. 6 B2 Z2 V$ T3 n! r
b.They do not yell.
& ]- c, z$ t% p9 O% t6 P$ Y5 Zc.They do not tell. [! |& |2 w" L' {
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& h0 A7 y" v. C& i& |& l
5 t- V. X, N9 P4 ?; _3 c3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:; ?4 c6 ~+ v7 {! O" g1 J m
- a HEART to love him,) i- }8 j _+ Q6 U
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
8 D! a2 c" W" l+ y3 K) O; B- a CLUB to smash his head in, and# x8 [& J `8 m9 z
- a SPADE to bury him!6 c k$ F8 \4 H& N" Q
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 V. | O. ~7 H9 v& N% H3 ]+ GBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 M% K/ u" w1 Y
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
f3 s0 D! ~1 ~9 C" SThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 c; U5 ]. n" \
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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/ A& v8 w& g4 {* c4 ^7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- v3 `# W0 l4 b- WWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( N# L' [2 A, j, T
0 J$ r" v8 {- t8 l1 l2 @& s K" F3 p8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 ?5 C- h3 i# |' h2 L |% p1 @The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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