[English]: Jokes..

小强

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! ]5 _: X( i, p( E* D8 c8 I1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job  M& Z, K: a9 y' w) T' ?% {: }) V2 J
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
3 P1 Q9 @/ Y/ [! t( R" P: p3 aa.They give like hell. 8 g/ ~' m' V3 E; R  x
b.They do not yell.% ^4 @0 Y4 H% z- r
c.They do not tell.
: N# s& I0 f# J8 P2 F% }; Ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! c5 v% P* |; J. S. Y$ H9 R  m

* O1 [# F" V7 E* y( F: s! T- o3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" p5 ?; |* Q" g% Y! w
- a HEART to love him,
( L1 g2 A9 Q5 d( w7 I1 l( A- a DIAMOND to marry him,* W" u+ h  l. N+ n( u: ]0 u4 N
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, {7 x) X" \! \7 _1 @
- a SPADE to bury him!* I; N# x' K( a$ `7 h3 M* N5 U

4 W: ^, ], a3 \  N( a2 w4 p6 u4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 V/ c3 Q8 z" X7 i" u) zBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, r- ^. y9 O) e- @

( _9 `5 o. P6 S. \5) What is the strongest muscle?
; ~6 m2 n6 \+ H4 EThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ T. U, K9 A. m1 ~. G' ?) h

, m9 {4 `" f  y! T8 [6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 g! o- w5 d9 }/ v+ ^6 C" h
The arse hole is always in front of you.2 j0 ^- r4 h$ ~8 }, X
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 u4 h% x& |" n* P. ~4 p0 l
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# N! S: ?' s5 X# d, Q) H' ]* {  \
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( D7 d2 \, J1 N, {& MThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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  z# `0 q" z% P* Jcheers

maksim2046

that is great