[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. Q1 C9 P4 }' a& D99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 J; ]/ }8 ]' O. `3 z

# ^% P9 K' f! y) _* u2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: K/ {& p7 k* \0 [1 C9 u' `9 t
a.They give like hell.
) ?+ Z: p6 t- r1 sb.They do not yell.# Q5 f% {1 W! O  `3 R
c.They do not tell.
% f$ }' Y, E- F, y, d- {: ^d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
- Q: i  J; s- J& ]- a HEART to love him,
5 V" {  u2 G; a& y, s  G# C- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ {9 w4 @) u6 A/ j6 Q6 o; Q' ?- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: Y- h7 D" @3 S% |, `- W# W
- a SPADE to bury him!8 }; W/ t/ F2 J7 m& l
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! Z0 Y, F9 [/ [
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# V& [$ I1 s" t' w

# x) m. B- Y- D7 D; c5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 `' @5 q, \) E6 t9 |The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; _5 I; J; w. b* i1 E' ^
The arse hole is always in front of you.* j% H- H) T8 L. h- ]- T) D

9 U+ p0 Q& i; W: ]0 u0 S& \7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) i( p& a  }  O) Z6 Q
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8 s! z! }7 @$ v  j* U0 t8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" T  j( J" p0 Z- gThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~- V) }# e  g. h- E( \) x
keep it up~~3 O; Y7 K& `7 {
cheers

maksim2046

that is great