[English]: Jokes..

小强

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' t  h& J* D' @7 ~5 ]1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 [/ Y: C6 E. @9 c) E' E0 I  P; w99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  B7 E! h# S* _! t7 R
a.They give like hell. 2 [+ ~. G4 @' o' h
b.They do not yell.
% y: U  d/ _- Q" t, P& a5 l$ nc.They do not tell.
# x% [7 [9 A0 F# Sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, E; Z, |5 F# J; ~- W
- a HEART to love him,+ u$ o" m' A/ g4 a. C" \5 x6 _4 |
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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" W) K5 R  Z$ A1 w+ v- a SPADE to bury him!
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$ N, o% Q: D4 }2 E4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 `! D! k: U. O" M5 v+ o
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
2 U, i! p9 S$ k' iThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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1 j; H) S0 I2 E: l0 f6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) u4 S6 k' q5 D. k! T* \
The arse hole is always in front of you.# D0 t7 r, C$ Z" e; o( {/ y1 B3 X
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 X$ e+ J/ L0 FWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ s0 u6 _1 R5 w. R
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 {5 F  t1 n  z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~. k, X9 n8 G/ ?
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great