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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
& _# [1 f2 k& ]8 ~; R! ^99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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. f+ J' |! C+ G8 _( E* B) n2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# V: J( p7 v- [, c( [% wa.They give like hell.
8 l+ Z' F3 z+ P- Jb.They do not yell.
8 W5 ^- ]0 W5 M* [; z, bc.They do not tell." s$ c8 c1 {0 [ e3 {5 r
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* I+ H9 o/ a8 Q/ N$ j
3 G, U# J; B j3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) B/ J- k7 h( D$ J3 E
- a HEART to love him,9 a4 J& k. p# y' ~9 s/ o' M
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
0 H/ g) p* Z3 o' E. D: X- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 v# P* [! _5 w# V
- a SPADE to bury him!3 B. ` l# A3 ^2 O1 K
. B% ^9 ^8 |% T9 I- n4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" t( V8 g$ j e4 BBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
. f1 i e2 F9 dThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. Q, ]1 X# T; k/ v8 s' j
i; l& b1 z9 D4 v6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" }/ y+ L' u. \9 C1 v6 W
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" p- F, r, z# N- _# uWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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. o2 d" ?9 c# B% ]4 O8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 j4 l% p! N0 T& P U1 r# ~/ [The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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