[English]: Jokes..

小强

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: r! j/ J6 B, b$ X, ?1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* f* b- m+ o3 N( M, @& |
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 _1 U, \* `6 r4 L8 @a.They give like hell.
$ W9 |7 k# s# _: }& Bb.They do not yell.
( g# Q' l9 W, C; fc.They do not tell.
& _. t$ {! n: cd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( F0 D/ f$ Z3 _1 [) P" X2 r

% Q2 [% B2 x; w+ o* T* n3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:; l; ]. d+ P7 Q/ M. f
- a HEART to love him,! ]2 o& B5 @0 O7 G
- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ h, W, b- X& Z: c
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. m& T# F: c! t, C& V
- a SPADE to bury him!4 A$ t' v9 {$ t3 P3 b3 `' C+ o2 Y& }. U1 ?
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?  G" f: ^) q" J7 _2 l. X$ R7 ~
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
. m' r+ u* |# j6 nThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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' J+ d5 Z- |5 ?6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" D9 P$ v4 |) V( j& }) K
The arse hole is always in front of you.$ a0 S# ~# t# a5 O! K4 D! w

: ]- f: m& s  ^5 F0 n$ v' e7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- F4 }) y  e! OWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
  n$ z# U, b5 P. _$ c* OThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
  D2 r- P$ I3 ~6 H$ Gkeep it up~~
& j* A) w- o* kcheers

maksim2046

that is great