[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 y. X+ _3 i' h, {% T99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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; {7 D# e2 B4 K2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 P! ]6 G$ E) K6 k, j
a.They give like hell.
# o" ^. l1 \8 p4 L% Ib.They do not yell.8 v3 o) M2 k; ^# q
c.They do not tell.
5 q8 _  X0 T& r9 Pd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 G4 T$ g7 ?1 a7 f
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) b. Z7 [+ e& W6 W
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ |6 p4 J7 ?4 k1 Z* k
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! K5 V' r; O: X& ?Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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$ p4 U+ q7 `' X5) What is the strongest muscle?* ~6 o7 p9 S) Z2 Z9 v$ ?
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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( J, W$ J* M; C; _4 @5 u6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% c' l9 _0 Q; Z; ?! iThe arse hole is always in front of you.& [% n8 l: _& s0 J3 X/ O- U

4 B# g8 Q* ^+ l7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) e% h" T4 G, G7 q. L5 I  @When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ N, @6 A) }/ R9 ZThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
$ j) }1 D* }! ]7 ukeep it up~~& s% Y2 n2 s0 S
cheers

maksim2046

that is great