[English]: Jokes..

小强

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) Q; M+ H# }7 l; E+ d2 X  G) o% P1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ b0 @) H' R9 ]- D99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 u/ {2 r7 }9 J) N$ ]a.They give like hell.
& R2 o: H. I8 u/ M; }b.They do not yell.$ e" v1 K1 i6 Q9 f- x. Y7 h( n
c.They do not tell.. a  p+ K. E  }, ?- D0 V) p& U' `
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ s2 F( b* r8 C6 H& S/ h
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  U6 Z9 q( s# T$ R, T# b3 |5 h5 Q
- a HEART to love him,5 @* ^, z, t. g7 G# l$ ?9 k
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
8 Z( @( w  H# `$ T0 `- ?6 N! ~- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 A; X# C8 w' |$ N* n' {- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 A( T' E; D- |# q7 O
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* I' B) K) H7 g6 m9 b

; z, k$ P* l. Z+ `6 P5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 z! J+ h& l# ~7 WThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; {! Q! O  \: [" N5 w6 Q

" n9 u: P: B+ F- _6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?$ l( b0 J) y5 p+ S
The arse hole is always in front of you.& A$ }5 U$ Z% H1 U8 K, r6 |; J

3 ?" F' w; f6 n* W$ i& m' i: K7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 d3 D) P1 ^! _& z9 Q/ \7 o# M
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 C9 l# E+ f7 ?, \" `$ @' x- z

% n+ V# C% ]1 Q/ _8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ R  P- l  ?. }: C- m
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
$ F- g! r# L) p; M, P; ^) c1 M, B" D) xkeep it up~~. K8 h9 N: y7 t! }5 h
cheers

maksim2046

that is great