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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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7 h: b: e7 ^: r9 {1 e! T! Q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
7 |4 i* a+ W, O+ {& L99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ H# c/ x/ r! J# h9 k& z* Da.They give like hell. 2 G: X, H! r `, d% K$ B
b.They do not yell.
+ J* q- q$ j) i4 b( c: t( I6 h3 Mc.They do not tell./ a4 R* O+ t) b6 ~; \8 |
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- E: }0 M( a/ U9 R# i6 l3 i
3 R6 s% v \- _3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
! y* m% k. _ Z j- a HEART to love him,
% s+ D6 q9 \7 @& b( v% v/ |4 }6 T- a DIAMOND to marry him,' a5 C D! T% O* X5 X9 z9 E
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
t f" G! U, S' C- a SPADE to bury him!7 w' s8 g- u4 s+ f
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) G9 \5 n7 c4 k" B r8 F+ y* I
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
- }2 `8 M' E% U" k! sThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: D# C8 m9 _* E' {
, L7 V: s( V8 M! H$ E: |) W* r6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" K- g" z- H6 T* G$ WThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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/ Y) O7 H. v7 _7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& w% l9 a* g2 c" c! Q
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!2 j; C a3 H/ M" O/ W4 A
8 ^6 \2 ?8 o% U+ c# m8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ J9 \. ]( [& O/ dThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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