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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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7 \5 d1 u K# j, E k- ?1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
; }9 S/ \; B; l; [/ o99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 b: Z) K4 t) w- @) D
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?9 Z. I; f7 Z1 F
a.They give like hell.
6 i u+ V5 b$ P Yb.They do not yell.
& p2 _, d F/ t4 F8 Vc.They do not tell.
+ D8 e5 l; b6 w1 N+ l3 \, B3 id.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell./ v( w6 I4 \: r
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 s( S. H, {" [: u$ O
- a HEART to love him,
6 j! J$ ~' T; h8 r/ Y2 o- a DIAMOND to marry him,/ x9 k! c0 g: m9 S3 |
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
4 ~0 p# }" k \( `8 p) U- a SPADE to bury him!7 a# p& m7 c) H
- d) Z3 B/ o8 y9 Y9 r4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 F* _! a, I ^
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 e% |2 j+ O+ V7 I
/ o5 ]: M' L3 u3 }5 y6 N# U5) What is the strongest muscle?
. N) f, H5 e" J$ w; p7 lThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!" s- ~, l! [+ ~- i1 c
! N" R- k9 Z0 r& \( H+ w6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 ]7 X4 Y% u2 c% l$ ]
The arse hole is always in front of you.# O8 s+ G! A) v! m# Z
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
3 N/ ~& v6 Z3 k5 l5 W+ T- Z9 J: WWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?& d1 W7 U" \% @! d" y) e
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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