[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 C, H+ D! i5 e  k
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 `0 V6 n' W% g0 U5 V& j) U
a.They give like hell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! c5 g9 k" O9 z
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
3 {( k% K' n+ s/ [' b! L- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. e: S- \- ^4 D7 x9 B* v
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# `4 d7 q1 ?' r5 p
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" ~! w  N  l6 I: m* a% G
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5) What is the strongest muscle?8 c6 _- e9 P% i
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 x9 U) y7 s' [- x4 {9 i; B
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
, {$ e3 Q2 T$ D2 N- F# gWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) j  h0 v+ ^8 |: Z
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, B! k. O6 D, n+ r2 [: G- hThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~" O& l3 ?" J+ b6 \
keep it up~~* w' V- ~% s2 R
cheers

maksim2046

that is great