[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
# n/ L8 T* k4 i* r: Q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence  N+ u; e, x8 V; S
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
, a$ r7 C( k3 K! V8 Ia.They give like hell. 8 X- t+ p, C# ^% e! R+ s
b.They do not yell.2 P( ^& p) N1 k& w
c.They do not tell.4 \4 @$ x; C  M0 B
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) h% K3 W9 F) K5 L8 u5 D

! T* \! J- y- X, z! v: t3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
+ i$ X) B: |  Y& M: K' Z- a HEART to love him,
! o8 y- N: ]8 o2 A, x8 H2 C1 D- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& L, J% ]% `" K- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- H$ ]2 e; u! ^! M; n- a SPADE to bury him!# y/ k. S0 o0 l. r  O3 B

  u0 T6 t0 Q( s: G/ y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( b; H/ H9 o8 t8 f) y
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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3 Y: b  S% q5 D5) What is the strongest muscle?: V. {( e' _! u) T
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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' ]* R2 a" g1 D6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
) l5 P0 e9 B* V; W$ X- D" x, W8 uThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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% I# c4 A* H4 u6 c1 [9 d% K( D( C% g7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# w( A3 i; R6 _& B; S: P5 v6 s% o
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 n, p  r! @3 m5 g$ h' t

6 |9 s' B' a# F% Z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 W0 N8 u2 H- M! C; O+ K
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
: g! k) @4 ]( a0 X9 n5 m3 ~9 jkeep it up~~- K( E$ D$ x( `0 K2 W
cheers

maksim2046

that is great