[English]: Jokes..

小强

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8 a3 b" h) Y4 u5 y! {9 O) U) }2 K1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ L, D& U- d* V; C99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence3 w# _9 e, ^: J, @% p' Z5 k( e) n
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ _" O6 Y" N8 k% D8 Pa.They give like hell. . w# r' @8 P. I& M# K. l* \( R
b.They do not yell.$ G! v3 y* U6 O# G. e
c.They do not tell.
2 [6 b' a  S4 I3 Y; l- U- nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% I+ R5 ^2 Q0 ~0 v7 @4 a

5 ~7 G$ V2 y4 C* j7 y3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) u% f" t. ?4 K# @  k
- a HEART to love him,
6 L0 _% M( [8 J- Z- a DIAMOND to marry him,: O/ E, ^6 V/ [; h
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 w" `- s/ n# j$ g% k/ h
- a SPADE to bury him!; o: p& j* @- v- z- \; y9 O. m

0 ~% {! i4 a6 D, s8 k4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0 T2 k7 t& ~$ [! e# t2 F4 a
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 u3 x  y7 D6 ~2 Y0 y+ qThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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( I7 L0 J1 h3 M. k' R; Z! |; _6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ {8 K4 p% v( ^, UThe arse hole is always in front of you.# C, ^! i: A- d% X4 q

7 o3 c+ ]% A! P/ j1 W1 ]" K6 R7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 j+ c: q5 O  [. a3 l- S0 Y$ k
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: g* }8 }7 M2 F, M& r
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~+ o; N4 p8 p6 |/ E* P8 B
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great