[English]: Jokes..

小强

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7 w6 ~* g6 H$ V$ s" u' D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 {( U; M9 C0 C. Z( N99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! x" H+ r0 r: y- M2 y- |1 k; u
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 ~* G! B1 R9 Z2 @% ^a.They give like hell.
& K4 H2 u/ }! _' m; \! w0 D# G5 Qb.They do not yell.7 Y7 @2 z. a( w( ~! N7 P$ n
c.They do not tell.
4 S" U7 H$ g6 zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 B! }5 k  c& l' L5 K2 O. T

1 F, P$ w: m% |  V3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 o3 @6 j' o# I# o( ~6 g
- a HEART to love him,
3 i( w/ h* z* h7 X1 N9 \- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 C% @5 u. o4 T% g! A2 r" B
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' I, `2 V0 a) y5 Y8 V- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 L0 v; [4 h0 y7 H- mBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later$ U3 B6 P9 Z. |% g
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5) What is the strongest muscle?7 l1 p1 w% H6 c) M$ A' C. K( u
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% q6 p; k* w) a6 \- n/ gThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% u7 h# d. o9 D. S9 f" y, DWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' k% a' F- c) W3 r
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
  f* z( w, l$ Q6 d  D+ GThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~- r, r8 a# q: V, e+ w
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great