[English]: Jokes..

小强

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# A! {# q4 r# _" T9 _8 A1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' Y" Z/ T3 p  J7 G) u8 r99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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" X: \9 H+ s2 z, s& d8 z0 q0 T' r8 B2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
2 B: \( H: q5 i% r: L' |: T: A/ Pa.They give like hell. 1 q. [* ~/ s) j9 U4 ~
b.They do not yell.0 \/ u- c) ~. R' G/ N
c.They do not tell.8 @* N4 O; |5 E
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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, N, u. D8 \/ d- I( D" f7 Z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 Q) t5 ~. B! ]& |" I9 U  o* \- a HEART to love him,
, L6 H6 f/ x: i9 D! z- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- k( V$ h: s& C5 N- X- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 ~- Z0 F& u! z( z$ f. C3 F/ p6 t- a SPADE to bury him!- Z; e* u% q( J7 ]# [
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* M8 m/ U" d/ _( s( OBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 x3 t. [2 E/ ^
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
- G# v, o) `7 A: qThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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3 O! Q9 i5 \. l6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
$ J3 q0 j% H% q! M/ {9 C6 zThe arse hole is always in front of you.0 e8 s& O! ]$ S3 F' M1 H

5 L6 r( ~  \. k4 n1 X7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ S: F. k( Q5 r, S  q7 b: u, VWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& F# R7 j% G! oThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~! m' ^9 l7 W) S  F+ `2 d
keep it up~~+ [! b1 `/ B7 p2 _6 @$ e
cheers

maksim2046

that is great