[English]: Jokes..

小强

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& C4 }7 m9 F, K3 ~+ N- T5 D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ M$ N" I% Z7 ~# O$ p( C, T
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence$ U: z" Y: v! w& f0 W2 L' q
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) B9 w6 d) ~' J6 c
a.They give like hell.
. k5 C. S$ W+ T$ S( M) Fb.They do not yell.7 w% Q/ {' J( w5 c% d
c.They do not tell.  O: t0 j* [. x2 k0 {0 p; c) i
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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8 `. S! c5 i4 W5 N. u; o3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
3 m! h3 B6 s+ ]. Y- a HEART to love him,
$ |1 ^1 ]  H* [- a DIAMOND to marry him,2 s2 n" G! ?9 Q6 q* |
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 h- @6 G/ \: z  ~" V& ^
- a SPADE to bury him!/ _3 B$ ~$ T( M+ z" j
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?5 i6 W8 {1 L, Y7 @
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% L$ f/ k) Z  ]9 [: C

& r" U6 A' s0 e( S8 @5 c; b$ z* D0 J5) What is the strongest muscle?: H4 q9 O% E" H5 k# K+ x# g
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ G. K) G6 _- x5 A# n. I, T( c
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 w- a: A" _: T! `$ j5 O  [The arse hole is always in front of you.
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% s8 ?  R* y9 O( s% e2 V7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 `' C5 h0 B% x7 ~! w+ ~; c- I
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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1 T/ ?. E. _0 M. x% L6 d5 F8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
+ e+ D+ p% ~6 Y& B: I# xThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
1 `+ d5 ^- p% E+ {; }1 j' g5 c/ hkeep it up~~
- i3 F1 R$ N5 [, Q' |cheers

maksim2046

that is great