[English]: Jokes..

小强

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+ I  ~5 m0 H( U" z6 k0 I: d6 ~/ J8 @/ Y* R1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
* `' {: R+ [% D% V* ]4 s- K' V! l99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 u9 q- a0 @9 P' p$ |/ v0 F

5 s5 {7 Q, _+ [! V2 y' I6 d2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 @) R' r: m" w0 {8 ?! t, n
a.They give like hell. : ?6 a6 Q8 Y0 X0 l: q. \
b.They do not yell.7 {/ R" U* _' a/ a) z! f, B0 q
c.They do not tell.
" b' Z! F, H4 |d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.. s+ I3 z. g$ Y
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# `, c0 R% _/ r% x; d, ?  M
- a HEART to love him,# v. `6 N- W1 x2 Q- c
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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- a SPADE to bury him!
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# t# m( H+ L  [9 X9 h4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) X2 o$ [' j" K" o1 D# mBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ E1 h; o1 F& e: R6 z0 V5 F2 k( h

) F' |! R9 h5 u# T8 F4 m5) What is the strongest muscle?. f- H1 n8 l  m1 k1 E
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 S7 k6 X/ ?8 e6 H
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ I4 w) e) K9 J& ~$ F. f
The arse hole is always in front of you.% q5 t, Q8 J9 u" d- t9 \3 b7 i

4 L% f. l" o( l1 [7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 [* i* Y9 P. D
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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7 ]1 o( f3 T" a) c& f8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 C& H* |5 _# K
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~2 |/ E8 Z- l* D% o! \5 g, p/ s* j
keep it up~~6 B: B0 x5 ?8 _$ c. C
cheers

maksim2046

that is great