[English]: Jokes..

小强

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6 M6 M. q3 {1 q; J( f+ C1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 h( M* y' Q5 _1 n! `99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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  n- @% o# s' g2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" \& c0 F" ]. a0 z- ta.They give like hell.
/ m& ~* J9 r: Ub.They do not yell.+ ^0 s% H9 D' u
c.They do not tell.# O7 S8 o' I5 Q0 P$ O
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 i4 J1 I' g" c' _" f8 Z

& z$ N$ f2 L! e+ c' Z& s3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: C$ L; ?9 c8 ?7 n- \5 m
- a HEART to love him,; h1 H2 t3 Z8 Y  I1 w9 g! z
- a DIAMOND to marry him,% ?: y+ O. B: h# [
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 g  |0 m' {0 a( g8 a) `) j- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 A$ X( J5 F* `  \1 ]/ |; D8 vBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& I: O$ g) s8 {, ^0 U0 r! v4 y

2 \& U; @% O8 a  m/ O2 w6 a: o5) What is the strongest muscle?, o4 w5 x; h7 V# p% t8 t- H
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( w) u% ]' R2 C& t& T
The arse hole is always in front of you., D! I+ r9 G: g3 F
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?9 K6 y# [3 o7 z1 ]- X$ }
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 M; U. v9 N8 G, {! P
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 \/ t7 ], ?8 R. t5 J
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~9 e8 ?- k, t4 A8 y" K9 U) z
keep it up~~
) p! n  y7 m. rcheers

maksim2046

that is great