[English]: Jokes..

小强

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, h$ b! d. z& d1 f' C1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job+ w, s, F, G0 E
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; l: z8 N; E3 O8 a! g
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 f+ @( v' e8 [
a.They give like hell. , M. w& I, m- g+ g, G  N+ V
b.They do not yell.
9 q4 Q" T" n' S# I# Xc.They do not tell.
; }4 Y" m2 H+ B9 @. E$ `  zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.  M8 Q; G- R3 s- K7 u( u3 j
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, K  X5 ]6 o- a
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. j; }7 u. H2 W+ j4 y9 |4 d+ D- a SPADE to bury him!; K6 w9 X) r+ A' V0 Z
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
' I0 g+ C8 N& H% m+ _& `1 {Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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/ j( x8 K4 g* D+ Y' t8 S  [5) What is the strongest muscle?
! T1 b; c/ r7 r: X. H- \; A7 ^: r- IThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( X% U; K& E8 I" @$ O1 {" o& LThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- L- e8 p% K: ?8 j0 G& x' E
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!  g, V2 U' a1 n) v
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. q% k' C5 Q0 L% ]5 ]' p3 wThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~" c2 ^5 ^( g6 g" T4 |$ C3 Q
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great