[English]: Jokes..

小强

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* \/ e, q, o* ]1 A1 p# u4 C7 t1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- N$ d7 T2 o* p+ d; v99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 D$ x2 s6 K- ?8 K; N* q3 M

: }/ h( w2 a% F" U9 |+ A2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
  D: D* I& ?+ V9 `a.They give like hell.
* Y- y: E) h! `b.They do not yell.( x9 S+ x! ?) B) r
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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8 K& J3 y  Z/ }& [3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
- I. Z  N! Q: ~! s' N1 C7 |- a HEART to love him,1 [/ {$ U; y% Y$ Q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
% O  I2 i+ F, f. Z' W- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
$ d9 Y9 K% Y0 z8 [- a SPADE to bury him!0 ?) S# ~. n: i9 ?  S: I
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
5 p( y  q- [+ e3 XBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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4 h4 p+ L7 R0 g; y. t. _5) What is the strongest muscle?. H5 Q- L7 T- g; j
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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3 V2 k8 l+ h0 [9 X9 R9 m+ Y/ ~, C$ F6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, g- u- X. m9 x3 R4 P8 f
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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. u" ?% v8 y" \9 Y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 \/ L' s: q( `; R* Y3 ]" s% g
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!5 _+ \' `* N1 p( E+ p8 B1 \" ~5 C

9 \9 v7 w# _  w8 y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
/ ^. }6 W6 g2 ?+ W8 A; ZThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great