[English]: Jokes..

小强

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9 Z+ f4 R" M9 P% @6 j3 ]1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
& w- T" o. j4 ?4 ?( c# Z- ?, w' H99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 N& s1 @2 e$ q2 U, n

' H) h- C! f% p7 i& D& S6 P2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" O, R  e; a& B. `! S# P( L
a.They give like hell.
6 Y0 T8 v# B1 p6 i  ]b.They do not yell.
! c7 Q3 V" s0 a: a/ kc.They do not tell.' _6 h2 ]$ @) d! Z& D. o( }4 [; F
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell./ Z1 c3 Y+ Q# M" W' S% ]4 n
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 B9 T% Q& d9 D
- a HEART to love him,0 c2 Z# f8 ?2 h: @5 i
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
4 P' y+ s: [  v/ s. M2 y' ~- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! |' j$ o6 `: \; b2 x8 z: ]- a SPADE to bury him!3 ?; G3 ?: f& X6 U
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 m: z( Y# u! @. j+ o" s
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* ]/ j- T# R% m1 G3 x% [& P" s

$ c1 b' W0 l* ~% w. A' H9 P5) What is the strongest muscle?: n4 @$ ]% p9 A7 z( b) l
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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% G& V  N' M2 o5 B$ D6 x5 t0 w) V5 D7 S  L6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 _, Y* ]6 p" w' p3 aThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?, w$ S: I3 f) ~# Z
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 A/ [5 F4 c/ V0 b! t- Q. S5 o

6 L3 c  B. L8 L/ k: `8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) _: T9 b% T, h  m6 ?The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great