[English]: Jokes..

小强

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3 B9 i& {7 B- Y9 X3 G1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* e0 s! ]8 f- M- e
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence+ H5 J! ~* s$ ?6 k; I

& F3 R0 U* a/ x: G% j2 \2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- ]  N/ _( l2 ~+ Z
a.They give like hell.
( p  C* `9 }  W" ~b.They do not yell.
* {  N" M+ b6 T* |! F( fc.They do not tell.
7 o: P) l( C/ K$ s( _5 Nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
' T1 r& ?8 Q( S1 H, x5 O- a HEART to love him,
- V% \1 ?* m5 O- E- d% L- a DIAMOND to marry him,; |5 Z5 F5 p& h# z+ J
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
( H1 m1 b# \* a) X* @- a SPADE to bury him!. E& V9 |3 B0 V& B1 \  Q8 _2 o$ C

2 n9 B, H# L: V! C3 P3 g# l4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0 o' D& W  ~6 n+ Q$ O- K
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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6 P" y7 H4 J/ p7 N3 N8 N" K$ P5) What is the strongest muscle?
: P1 |4 E2 s0 b# i& p7 i' k0 K! [The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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* Y8 P+ G. h/ S8 `) @( s6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, z3 X  m  E( }% {7 t! B" G
The arse hole is always in front of you.2 x, _, x  M! u/ {

9 [9 ?# L7 _5 B. ]7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) {/ V# e5 E3 @% o7 q* W9 |
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!5 [1 ^1 H) J1 m0 O

5 P. J8 i" [& c; B' \, m4 |1 T8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! `' b+ W2 f% r: N4 d* V* s9 {The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
  i* j* R# C4 ?# Z( x: M) Skeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great