[English]: Jokes..

小强

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% h0 b2 s+ R! Z: C; _1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! L3 `4 S9 o- A, B99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& G9 \! I4 {4 Z
a.They give like hell.   L  b, K7 j$ n" x- ~; G* y
b.They do not yell.
2 Q# x* c1 e- r" N! @' Rc.They do not tell.0 O) Y9 d/ B, m* ^8 F0 ^: ]2 q, q$ G( a
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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+ ]3 f- V9 {  ]7 q3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ x( a# S! F9 ]9 _! d. E
- a HEART to love him,
9 p6 F3 @' t, T' J2 Q3 ?0 y) M3 }- a DIAMOND to marry him,, `5 `6 b0 L2 i; c
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. U! w- e6 Y' m7 K$ J- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. K* ^1 [: L& L, p/ T4 N; B
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?+ e; T  O5 E, P/ p) p+ y4 }3 U
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
8 F. D+ o) d! i0 q' ]3 pThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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- j, b1 E3 t; |/ c& ]7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) \! }% w" ?- w
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, f. h9 T- g- J& b# E1 b: u
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~; b9 B! s0 {* C$ H1 k; c
keep it up~~3 u" ]  g- h" z( R4 o4 K# V& Q, B
cheers

maksim2046

that is great