[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job+ t! r' R9 I. S- F* I! i
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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- w& @, x, K1 i2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 L/ D# S4 g& k& t* W2 L+ M
a.They give like hell. & n, Q' |5 S2 J+ b: o; _# Q, H1 Q; ~
b.They do not yell.
9 \& R8 v3 E2 W0 M3 gc.They do not tell.+ c2 K3 ~& }0 `1 m3 C2 b. q0 _
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ i) n% P/ Z7 U/ z

- K. c# ^+ _$ r7 r! S* L3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
# Y$ L) s& S$ n9 a8 m- a HEART to love him,
7 c6 A/ y/ o% _+ y& p! g! ]- a DIAMOND to marry him,
6 Z. N; Y& u  u; F- e6 C- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
) o  g- n4 b* X, e/ u5 h- a SPADE to bury him!0 e7 L. q6 F  W) P. [; R/ U. l

4 c7 x! v( \2 G+ u% e. e$ F. ^. K4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
1 A$ c8 b3 {3 j& d* ?Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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- s# M5 m3 h- I% K5) What is the strongest muscle?
* Y- u3 \- g5 M/ [, H7 B% S# BThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' l! d( @0 E8 M; w( I8 \
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 b- Y8 K- t$ p% D4 X7 H2 @+ M
The arse hole is always in front of you.( g. C7 D. u- v( e' s- T
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 K" u) C( v$ \; q5 i% M* S9 d8 fWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 B, s& G+ s0 o/ S! X3 Y: S! s

& p# {9 E: h2 y) x8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 S3 T- e1 i8 s3 Q+ U  `( lThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~4 T% ^' P, R4 s$ G; _) \* d0 r3 G
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great