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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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" P. S# G, B' F. D7 P) T4 ]1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 s6 O; O. q0 Y$ S7 r8 {2 T* c1 f99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& p7 W/ g% Y4 x0 l3 h: d# G
0 Y; R+ V( q# M/ I! N1 b2 v+ l' i2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. ^8 X/ Z5 B, H0 L7 l, @( d
a.They give like hell.
) R$ a* i3 I& j! J' j* H- o4 xb.They do not yell.
! O$ G1 W$ M9 G9 G! u+ ec.They do not tell.' H; \& J( C: @: K5 ^& S" M$ p( F
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% a6 k% R% h1 m# {& {+ k% ^* ~$ r
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
; @- F3 e- G6 f7 }' a8 k8 c3 ?2 L/ B- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
, z" Q: B5 l) C7 j0 h3 ~' k- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ }/ c3 h: L: g& i) O
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& |+ O- b t$ d) V. N- X
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
" `5 a+ ^* o( e7 W' U% d7 D- kThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!# w9 w7 ]7 k) \( R( ]9 a* v
% U, ?8 ?; [3 Y; X1 \% M* b+ t6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 E( z# ~% u; g* J. f; {0 dThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0 H4 b9 L. ^* j. t7 }6 c3 @9 `8 Y& V
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' I/ d& B) A- F- W8 `: K. n
G' ]$ ~1 d: E, ]& a8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 Q- x1 ~* K7 ?% M' HThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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