[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! f! I5 ~9 u! M
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence  ]" c' K( i! ]/ j

3 ^7 @! @2 x5 ~2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
/ v+ t" o, u8 y- Ga.They give like hell.
+ L, e' o7 z6 ?8 n- |1 gb.They do not yell.2 P2 ?. a4 U: m0 J! @2 T( |7 i. o
c.They do not tell., z3 c' j/ b4 e3 \" \% n
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." ^2 O: R. Z* f% C

0 B6 B; V# L- w9 z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
  `6 j& n: }  [. ?6 Y% ?- Z2 A- a HEART to love him,) b! S. F0 }3 e6 V1 d% a) ]
- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 B2 }; i' j2 h% ^: c) d
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: b! K; j8 X% H+ q8 f2 Q6 N$ Z
- a SPADE to bury him!% R  Y) |1 {2 W4 }8 t1 H4 l& D5 T
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0 G+ R; H: ^. ?% V( e2 o
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 w1 e! L" j& P* n5 _- B# j
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
, j. }5 K) o% `) r, ~' FThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* P2 |; c/ p9 }, ]! g, u* G
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ J- s  ]% ^+ S. `% u' [When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 e0 G+ F, h/ W8 y2 a: O2 o

1 J: r* W/ ]; Q3 Q/ @" n8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 L' \/ f1 g2 H+ D: J6 }
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great