[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 W4 L  e$ Y) J3 B. t1 M8 P
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 `) W6 `/ X3 d% p  W- X- U7 P

1 j5 d  ?2 M' P2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" ~$ t3 p) q. Z1 M
a.They give like hell.
5 h( ~2 h( u% _3 C2 E  Q3 ?7 D  h3 V7 v: x9 Qb.They do not yell.
$ w6 R& I1 g3 d5 {% k+ |- K8 m" Fc.They do not tell.
4 `: b0 a3 }! x& S0 G6 _# td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 j3 E3 w' J5 T+ t" o+ A+ d

$ C# s+ ~# Y: p) p7 p* u3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 [- O  _% q% q: J6 B; j
- a HEART to love him,
( u) h3 X8 W2 b; {" M- a DIAMOND to marry him,
# W/ Y+ x8 f% Y* _6 O6 ^- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! F, H8 M# c0 y' i8 h- a SPADE to bury him!, a. L/ n; A) V3 J2 e6 G/ x

5 ?6 n- E  e4 |- U4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) b) b' G1 c9 W" O7 [Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later( q8 W- _2 a( z1 C. C6 h# U" X1 J
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5) What is the strongest muscle?9 Q# O0 u1 ^  ?# Y4 H* [
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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" P) z9 W- X! f. v5 ~/ Q9 |$ e3 b: s6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?  v8 \% X+ V+ l! r$ X1 z6 K# R2 J4 w& Y  ?
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 Q' X! b& b  y. d
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: @1 G& x. W" B* n6 G
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~6 k' V0 ~1 @. {6 `
keep it up~~1 V* d( R+ f3 D6 p
cheers

maksim2046

that is great