[English]: Jokes..

小强

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8 c9 x- U; ~8 u9 `1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 ~2 O( }9 _) F
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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4 e9 C* y! J7 Y2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
7 X  r) s5 m3 p0 ?' P4 Ua.They give like hell. $ r# A, R: A) e; q. T3 }
b.They do not yell.  V4 E5 Q4 Y; s- Y4 C
c.They do not tell.
  @, c  Y. s* Y4 m( V+ B! yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.  q8 N0 [! {8 n

7 ~2 N& Y8 C, W; S; v  D3 ?: q3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' ^5 R* |9 g3 I
- a HEART to love him,
2 Y/ w) f  c1 `" L7 X- a DIAMOND to marry him,
; I) x5 }* F6 k7 P* m% Q- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 i- g( {$ y6 C
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( i+ O9 Q' n( b1 t7 O9 ], U( W4 J- y4 `
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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, z9 l  f0 _3 B( [, W' o5) What is the strongest muscle?: Q- I0 T+ U0 _
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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$ c+ H$ ?: ?& J5 x( ^4 m6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
, }# _1 |9 t# k# Q: U5 p, e( LThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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% Y- a! a' p* R: j* ~7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# S/ Z) K. B! w' \4 V0 MWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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0 K7 o* X% |: A0 e8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?  N# G2 K* o/ c0 n/ ~$ J$ o; I
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~& \3 f$ A% [/ I
keep it up~~# D, D) N; p5 [4 i% A& v9 j
cheers

maksim2046

that is great