[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ `. G3 H" P# ~' A1 Z' B9 y" m99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# {; z5 ]6 J: O
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 x& Z2 ^% f4 P6 e, Y
a.They give like hell. - K( g$ o+ l) r1 F6 {
b.They do not yell., y4 Z- Q. C- }2 Q3 S+ E( C& A, D
c.They do not tell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 K3 [' N! t# c6 T7 U7 ^# s- a HEART to love him,
8 f4 J$ ^  \) w+ b! }: l/ O2 s- a DIAMOND to marry him,, V' k- U6 x5 A' d' E5 Q9 h8 i
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* [* h) Y7 D& Y; w0 L' J
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( B, u( S! P  ~4 T3 H2 g5 S) ?Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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% ]6 [0 ^' ]3 y# Q* X+ X) q5) What is the strongest muscle?7 Q' A4 D7 S1 n# m. z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ v  p% V! \5 S# p, Q( z4 [* e
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?& ]  Q9 {6 e  @! m, a) n
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 W( Q+ S. O0 _4 z4 f0 @6 U' I
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# `6 ?* g9 c+ _7 ^+ a
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 l: A" `3 J9 M7 uThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~* ^" K4 F  R; b
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great