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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- W$ g" f( K2 e. A0 z99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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- @0 ~9 n/ c4 z4 w2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- @: d$ j1 X5 t' [9 i1 M
a.They give like hell.
. r o6 o! y8 l& |0 T: t# X- Zb.They do not yell.
. u3 g9 J( @/ j9 kc.They do not tell.
4 N t3 a% _4 h% Wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& t" {5 A4 E+ R- R! G% G
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
6 Z) M" f& x- b0 \0 D, g- a HEART to love him,
& k4 P/ H6 s- H- a DIAMOND to marry him,: E# c% r* k* S: x3 j- @( c8 x
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 Q$ `3 B0 H2 Y% V- R; U' n- a SPADE to bury him!. s$ d' W; F( j" Y2 T+ C8 l
/ W1 b3 l5 f4 x2 b9 y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% C; J) Y4 d4 o' ^, L& IBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 W9 r. n+ ~4 w# @# }' Z
w7 j1 i5 m- |7 [; k5) What is the strongest muscle?5 M- V6 l: I: ]% a
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? u: K/ k- [* J
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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; a. K3 U' }! p! Y# [; U9 L+ [7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: Z& I" n% g' G
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( A# `$ d4 |) f; ^5 r8 V& Z
y/ |- Z( A& C9 j2 m% T8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- R" b, L1 ^& P- a7 f0 p& `& f# [
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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