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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ L' e! {! D2 b- l# ~99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 i. ]. h3 i5 r- [2 ]
a.They give like hell. ( T; h7 I0 P. l% Y
b.They do not yell." E+ m. n/ M# I& _! \8 @9 K
c.They do not tell." r( X, G. v$ U3 I+ ~+ Q8 ?
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. z5 I2 L* W8 Y+ I
4 i4 t+ x8 n/ o- I. f# G3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
, `9 l2 G; W- j: |$ d7 }& B- a HEART to love him,: l( N) Q/ L; F( Z k; ?! L5 h
- a DIAMOND to marry him,! O, M K/ Z. X8 l# i- e
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* U4 y4 `2 F' K# @; G3 J5 g1 I
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 ~, f& [/ D4 c. N
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?# D A7 [" V6 O: W* ~ J0 \( l
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 T% l7 [; ]: l0 |$ p
0 |5 z; B- |+ M& y, ]; j: l6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 S: w) f z% _9 j9 F9 f
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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& _ H; n! M8 Q% w8 U7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?* g: b, a& y2 a" S1 P4 ~
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 k2 D6 D2 K: Z* D
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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