[English]: Jokes..

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, c) ]* i" ^1 f8 w1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
" M6 g4 H  @. u+ Q9 D99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" [2 q5 `9 y1 f' g! Ua.They give like hell.
$ X9 w8 s% a5 N$ b0 F8 Gb.They do not yell.4 O- H* I, H8 x
c.They do not tell.
9 I6 B* F. C2 Z3 q, G. V1 z9 Qd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) k# ?$ x; d$ l2 _- p, W- N0 m* n
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' |$ _. d7 @( ^* `  P  _9 d
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ z# b# ?; z9 d0 p9 w4 _+ l
- a SPADE to bury him!. G7 S3 d6 ?# ~& L- B# z
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
; L  S4 R  b; G1 G4 pBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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4 J7 g- }+ d& J+ P; O2 a5) What is the strongest muscle?8 c! Q) Z1 _5 i7 H2 Q$ g! Z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
: [& ?0 V& V: W' ]1 N$ }The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: \8 h8 [/ K2 ]4 {3 I/ s+ q
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 U7 g2 M1 }3 {$ E' L2 ~* u

" i1 O$ O& d+ Y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 n; p5 z+ |& S0 f  ?
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~% M4 ]( U! T  J8 C
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great