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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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0 t! T$ E/ h w! [; u1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
% w5 \/ c' u1 ~$ e( t99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 S, }& g2 G. a5 j/ d1 I3 M; ^1 @
a.They give like hell.
$ p9 |) r0 E# v! `! V2 r, e3 sb.They do not yell.
/ j2 Q6 a& o* v8 J7 O$ s0 bc.They do not tell." [. q8 |( E7 c, e- ^; U' O
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* K9 W( j( T+ N& L& j0 E# ~
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
8 G- @# w$ R* o# d7 I- a HEART to love him,% r j+ f. [8 N/ W% K I
- a DIAMOND to marry him,- r/ C; v( U e, F" G; s; q; U
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ N. Y6 [" w3 }6 x T
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 N/ W* l- R1 v9 ^0 `% c
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?5 ]7 c. i6 Q: F
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& V, `4 t1 V* `0 m3 W$ Z: w, LThe arse hole is always in front of you./ j+ Z2 H& Z7 R# |2 \% F% \
, V$ u! c* @* F4 o( k5 v1 M' A7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
6 L9 f" o2 j0 j$ H( G9 gWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% n5 H+ m6 w* U2 F! ]' f( r$ I+ `
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 z" H9 y- X( c, V6 aThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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