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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 a1 g1 L0 C: T
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? o" z( ?, }" t4 b& {
a.They give like hell. $ `2 G! P6 r4 f; R) O
b.They do not yell.
! s- A1 k5 I! l( d; @3 A7 Ic.They do not tell.8 `+ m6 z) I; J3 E( u) s8 J
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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* P3 c% o# P) Y$ ~4 {5 R- a; \3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( A3 H4 n2 Q( {7 r- a HEART to love him,
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! c8 y! P! C7 ~8 d6 i- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& r# Y* @& P/ Z0 ?- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- K' K' m# m+ O
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
- B7 B" E+ _7 [ t6 Q( hThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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% M& ~$ ^9 A& S9 i% t8 R* X+ I6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: W" |7 B* G5 M1 f1 Q
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 D/ D: ~3 B5 X: YWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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- i& l8 u- e$ g, w& D) h8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 g2 K3 W# D& y0 ~* X
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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