[English]: Jokes..

小强

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9 k  Q$ {$ C- x5 Z/ m1 o3 {1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ m: S, g8 I3 x' q0 G99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 x1 ]4 [- Z; N: ~) x6 ga.They give like hell.
4 e: j5 \9 B2 _4 Wb.They do not yell.
# s* ^6 r! t6 ~9 e4 d4 ec.They do not tell.
" C& S9 U+ w$ Q7 ~) k; K" W% nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
8 s0 C; H3 @( L. a0 [- a CLUB to smash his head in, and9 R' Z: Q5 d: l* f# p
- a SPADE to bury him!/ A( m, B; {( O" d- ], r1 a' o
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) ?: Q8 r8 Z2 Y7 w5 J( E8 X, OBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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/ ], C# Q! `! B! H& R/ Q5) What is the strongest muscle?- v! d, |& ^% F2 i* S) ~3 j) E- ?
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 I6 t" }0 c" k3 ?

) G( p% b. [) R/ ~/ u6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
; M: }+ X2 w1 e; Y0 r; T8 ^/ eThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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1 y/ C' [: |" i7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
: p6 M1 Z8 z4 XWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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5 G- X) u8 _% B1 n0 u2 j6 O6 z4 d5 R+ a8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 O: ]9 v* w7 F! u& iThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great