[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
% K2 i" L1 n: L# S: R99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) k. V) x) u$ L6 _. {' o  F

7 x3 i+ N3 u+ A3 P% M, F2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# c) S* [: U: Q" E: j, U' R9 L
a.They give like hell. $ [8 w3 `/ m' _! [) z
b.They do not yell.6 b8 Z+ P" {; k! ?
c.They do not tell.! d, `5 Y, _/ `' o% k
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 B8 H2 D% M) f  t8 L# Y

3 |1 K; ?8 X* m1 e  b3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! Q% h; V% n3 B: ^9 I5 d1 S) D- a; v
- a HEART to love him,  p  A% y- A1 H' q
- a DIAMOND to marry him," o+ ~1 z, g- D6 J% m
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 O$ c, f3 }9 z6 i/ A. e
- a SPADE to bury him!
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7 m' M5 _4 r3 G6 D/ M4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* [9 t" \5 }! E1 B( v+ x( S9 JBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
% C- N0 A. F4 s+ z3 |! @9 O  jThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ W5 ~3 l6 {/ M6 o0 Y
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 Z2 W" I" k8 J( S5 k+ p5 Q& B/ g
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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( o& {; {: ]. i# J0 D7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 a! c1 P) I, _# lWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 G& ]. v" T1 ~% H" E, X

, U& ?9 c* |( h  y- s8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
4 ], O/ X3 Z& Q( B' E% Z' jThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~' x4 O+ p+ O+ K3 Z& q: \
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great