[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 ~) z2 ^- F; }9 a1 a99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 Q& L' q4 T: O( O9 w$ {  V. l

% R+ U( v: v& c$ G3 G# z$ V: m2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ c& ^& K  ?& n
a.They give like hell.
' Q$ p' F$ m" `8 ?, xb.They do not yell.
1 n, o/ K" y6 p6 ]# Dc.They do not tell.
) z, N2 f0 q7 ^! ]6 W: P; d. kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% S* @/ e# v* P0 @- K
- a HEART to love him,& M- R3 d$ \+ I9 W0 \* K
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! M. x4 p$ S, v3 L; T2 N- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 G( ?6 m; d8 s( u
- a SPADE to bury him!) X) C5 Q' T6 T) k! b5 W

4 i- w) r0 e9 }! j# V: I4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. l, F* K' y# R" ~/ ABoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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: S# Z4 ]' q! Q# K8 K5) What is the strongest muscle?
* j9 |# S' {- q) B. ?9 F. J: z1 g* A2 TThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 Y/ Z- e4 k) k$ B9 I
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# B- f4 x# u- Q, P
The arse hole is always in front of you.5 a* I$ v3 \' l, ?6 j0 L& u

2 s  ^; G4 y/ S7 w7 r7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?9 P( q( |3 ^" V$ m
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& ^1 W# E: V5 F, F7 F$ d9 [The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
  ^+ f' i, q% g" X2 p) wkeep it up~~3 d* f8 {7 g4 U' I
cheers

maksim2046

that is great