[English]: Jokes..

小强

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5 Z2 C0 y5 ?- Y( o" G1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 w# B: ~+ t$ `/ O' M99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
/ x7 I" P# }0 n' Ja.They give like hell.
  H6 q* L5 p- g& R4 [b.They do not yell.. v/ V9 N  G/ |" R# t; v! D
c.They do not tell.: c- I: ?1 s7 r& w
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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$ O, x: z- @: W0 ~+ W3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:$ D/ x% m- M$ l  O. W% j) X
- a HEART to love him,0 k2 a! P+ u; c
- a DIAMOND to marry him,% _0 Q7 a( S  ^0 |5 L5 f  [
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" D5 e, K2 _# {2 W6 c# @+ O* e- a SPADE to bury him!$ x% z8 a: o5 t" j
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, l& n# K$ n7 X: u5 ]
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?- t" s- F& ~; K, Z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ _* R4 e5 F! P2 C/ `6 o
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& o4 D& D8 Q/ I6 S+ w# l! O* TThe arse hole is always in front of you.' t/ t& m+ a1 W9 q
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' _1 v: C) x( p+ ~, ?  r# \5 |When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!  ?* C2 t3 m0 `' ~1 m2 |

+ _* ?: I4 _% Y- p8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?' ^5 C2 Q9 H' P. q# @6 C9 M4 N- N
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great