[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
" H- \" |3 J9 A; x3 W99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 o. t- O2 C; L+ T" b

; Q! Q: @5 ]: \' O2 y2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- L$ l7 x( x: ^
a.They give like hell.
$ v9 g$ R6 h$ k/ `' Sb.They do not yell.
9 h+ `/ `  T' yc.They do not tell.- a, {6 f1 D. p- F+ h4 V) M
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3 e" z8 ~, b8 S8 }2 V! _8 R! M1 \3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,( ^5 C+ y" e$ M: @3 i
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 P$ B6 `# o; s$ Y& w5 v- Y
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* H  V2 s5 o  l# g0 v
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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$ R+ v  I- I0 @5) What is the strongest muscle?$ ~& |; R& y7 k% V9 g; q5 O3 p
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 q0 ?* e6 n4 _
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ y6 K: ~0 K* z1 i  g. v7 p; ^
The arse hole is always in front of you.0 l6 Z( h1 @1 X& T# V4 U; }8 Q
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 q& g0 G( m6 B3 y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
  ?/ f0 \- p2 ?7 `) b  A# O$ GThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great