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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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& B% J1 f X: [2 o# @8 ?1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' z5 n' B6 [" |3 r
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. G9 S) C9 Z5 o
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" Y% }- Y6 U+ v8 n* u( Ia.They give like hell.
. \0 l v( ~0 Z0 a7 E5 ab.They do not yell.6 B/ q! n* v) x2 X; u5 H
c.They do not tell.
9 @- l; }9 E& q) T/ E! ?d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 \8 v; t% O) O7 ?+ k5 p a- r& S
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
) ^* U' O5 d% v% i3 {- a HEART to love him,& S% j% Q9 O" j$ y, t
- a DIAMOND to marry him,% h0 _! ~+ Z0 A5 ~* r2 M
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
* D# v( m; K+ t) z$ l- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 L: _! i. [0 h7 \: a8 z( ]- Y. g; PBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later( d; i% v8 W) { M
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5) What is the strongest muscle?" f" n* E# y; R9 N+ E- ?: ?! c
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& }- m, _- u: ~8 s- O
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 h. m3 h& s3 p f0 uThe arse hole is always in front of you.3 h) K) ]( p8 J' c) ~! \9 u
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- o0 _ `5 Y# d4 r }1 ^% B3 b
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 } z/ D7 ]6 i) G2 m1 \
$ R8 j4 _8 Q+ L1 w' \8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 q! \7 Z0 i2 |9 u+ {* p
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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