[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4 m$ N1 ^; F3 Z0 J  }
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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  G* \  ~+ X$ Z+ g$ s  M7 _4 w2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 y7 i1 m' C$ @; o* I* S) La.They give like hell. 5 ^- J5 \% i: w3 Z* `
b.They do not yell.
6 a% {: n3 z6 R  |3 kc.They do not tell.
1 a5 F. W3 t8 A! r$ i5 K7 A, id.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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4 j* w' r* w1 ^+ @3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ l% P1 W' l5 D4 @" ?! A
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
, V/ k! ^* n6 I6 Q# n- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* ]! b5 x1 w( X  h1 ~Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
: {& y2 i) H! `The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 ?% N. O+ ]7 c- J5 {1 U, P( `2 ^
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 m% I7 [+ r& C  JThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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$ ~; Y/ E; M) G2 x. W; D7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! x8 g( a" Y- l) R5 J, e4 _* Y3 m
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: y- j* g+ Y! v% c, ^1 s. K
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 L7 a1 G" A! b9 a! D3 _' Y# JThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~4 W+ N# z  a/ i* A' [
keep it up~~% [( q+ A1 n+ U( M+ q. p
cheers

maksim2046

that is great