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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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2 L/ h6 M# \9 R! i3 I( `3 J0 M1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) _8 @; m3 u3 \4 v; w0 {9 g
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
; D. @6 x. t! b& Ta.They give like hell. * O4 f: V4 H4 L% _
b.They do not yell.4 k. {3 B) |( v
c.They do not tell.
9 G* H' A9 n0 @& Q5 }/ `d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% f# ^0 k5 P0 _
8 D$ m- f/ G2 [1 b3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, t2 D( L, ~% T) y: a
- a HEART to love him,
4 ]) `! E0 |1 r6 b d/ d- a DIAMOND to marry him,: Q; L# f5 L( [- l' I6 b1 u
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' F) o9 r$ E9 p3 @# S3 {) K- q8 i- a SPADE to bury him!
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# X) t. B3 S/ v3 I# Y. o4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 X* B! y/ O {* g6 m
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later \+ ]5 l2 _ R. L) P2 r
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5) What is the strongest muscle?( x$ [: i7 w n3 f# h! b# O
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 F0 Y A9 Z* R0 {
! w1 Z- G& b! o6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 Z3 @" e# T) j3 S8 n6 cThe arse hole is always in front of you.- v2 C% T( P1 h2 T8 ]8 C
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" O" l0 m$ O/ p+ P/ JWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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2 C$ ]0 I! S4 Y# E" W, l8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* u7 `: \+ ?+ u3 G# W5 {% j
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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