[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: D: l$ E" W7 W1 ~
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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% K" X7 o+ }% S( k2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
3 l( b4 t! Z- K1 v7 o; \a.They give like hell. & K  M& s6 ^+ l( c( |! R. Z( ^' v
b.They do not yell.
3 E* s* X9 N5 M) K7 @; Xc.They do not tell.) [, A' Q  ~# w5 y4 ~. [
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 F0 l5 w, y4 [4 w" Y5 m3 d
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
3 m$ ~: m1 B0 w% L& l- a HEART to love him,
, w2 x  v7 B6 p/ W+ r( w- a DIAMOND to marry him,& c5 Y+ B; e0 u8 \" D8 _" y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and; ]- n8 {9 j4 w( l( `' B
- a SPADE to bury him!
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% I  `5 B; p6 X7 l6 c4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, D1 N; Y# w+ m! E  |' A
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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% |  B& W' Y* W7 t+ D5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 p- H9 Z5 C# h! UThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ c* z- @; O5 n9 N! ~6 N  n+ |

7 l. ?/ D4 Z% V/ I+ d1 v6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 h1 @+ i1 _; Z  Y; U* @
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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; H% g. {) e3 p1 H2 y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 Y( S7 F' S. _0 e( M3 f3 ?When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 A) o; t$ R3 |4 m5 I6 M7 c

) ~3 D6 ]+ t( Z. {/ a8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 \6 w' _" O7 e) x, s6 D+ e0 g
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~( I. S' n2 B6 ]4 y7 m
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great