[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' \5 J- [7 `( j99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence$ k' g' x; M& J6 p4 w# {
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
) ]8 q( m& u& T3 j  C" H' q  Ra.They give like hell.
. a/ S# R" H$ n2 J8 u. \b.They do not yell.* O# c0 c/ \5 `  [
c.They do not tell.
. C  `. h! q1 E! u7 R2 K* Zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# r* z9 y' M+ i# }+ s# g8 Q8 |3 O
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! }/ v/ ?# b% U$ D  I
- a HEART to love him,8 B7 A. ~: T. m; \2 i$ L! r
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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) H1 e/ B& I% G0 {* F2 N2 g- a SPADE to bury him!4 B) S0 v4 E& w

1 ]4 W# c( R6 o0 ~4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
; N  b1 d. m8 a2 DBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
& B5 @- T$ x1 C# A0 ~/ U3 {/ |The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& E5 }4 U7 @2 Q8 B  f
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
$ _3 i! P8 A) O3 \7 zThe arse hole is always in front of you.5 ]1 s. D- Z2 j
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' o/ i7 c" X- \2 F/ ^" B( [When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) j7 f% _! z6 O+ G* Z: @: @" TThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~! |0 }+ M% g. g; K
keep it up~~( n' U( p7 ]( H1 S% ^* T
cheers

maksim2046

that is great