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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& Q' |) A; |7 c* L! ^0 S% z
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: C4 Y& s" w- E* l3 n3 {2 k
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* N, Z# D( u+ a4 a
a.They give like hell.
- y0 g8 n" @$ C; h2 t1 Tb.They do not yell.
3 w' O- ]. X$ Y' K* Jc.They do not tell.- x) i8 u, u( o d
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
3 a% ]/ V9 ?( F9 U D" }5 F0 \2 g3 P- a HEART to love him,
- X* W3 x" o8 R+ d' S) t- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 b/ K2 B, Z9 h) e
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
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/ ~+ l) o: f2 n4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# N, Z" O+ N6 k4 A9 j. w ~6 P
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?- I" H! m0 R8 e% h
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 F- V5 I$ `# k8 z2 Z, X
) H( q% ]' l k6 k) K3 t, g6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, J0 P, _+ ]/ o: i/ y& }
The arse hole is always in front of you./ y4 P2 q1 [1 H5 d8 M
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
: t8 W- Y: {! E- u7 u+ s# Y+ uWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 z7 ~4 s, o: R- D
; ^; w: ?' R, p* a |8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1 E3 }0 G6 n1 C6 m6 Z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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