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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) y" m6 F/ f7 M; K9 N
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
}8 t0 _- l( c4 u F+ Y a3 D$ ta.They give like hell.
& N) s7 r7 X% Z8 c0 a8 _2 I! T1 Sb.They do not yell.9 Q" E5 S' c4 K2 W4 g, F( a
c.They do not tell.$ B; _2 G7 c' [7 p. P/ J; {
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
) {# q$ L: i5 H2 g l3 f- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: \0 ]6 M9 t: [3 ~/ D) l
- a SPADE to bury him!" x% l& ~0 E2 h3 f6 m/ |. h, n
1 d: j v1 Y! Q$ c. E3 k. v% w9 ^" x4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. Y z+ n: Q2 G
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 J0 \) Y8 G4 m! g0 \( O) XThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ K# ?) R, P8 H* S7 M( P5 I$ _& a t
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 f1 D8 v# C; Z6 AThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- K: u( j3 b; |. ?& y0 O E5 a* }When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, L; `; Q& C2 C" R t- t
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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