[English]: Jokes..

小强

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2 D1 T* I' V/ H$ D& |3 \2 E1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
# Q! ?3 g) H2 e1 m/ z99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?9 o+ N1 G3 v8 m4 P; x, D
a.They give like hell.
: ~- u+ m, {, t8 M( S" Mb.They do not yell.
& j# D7 }- B6 b" r5 dc.They do not tell.
& l5 z2 ?) Y5 C% J: B+ od.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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4 m! l$ b: U5 C6 z  {3 V! J3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. p5 F6 y8 d, y/ J
- a HEART to love him,
" U7 \, V/ M7 Q, u4 h6 X9 Y$ u  z- a DIAMOND to marry him,
, N  t. @! Z$ o, ]6 V- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! I, @: p! w. ]" w) X" N2 x- a SPADE to bury him!! U  S, m$ q" P$ `& s# P& u+ _- s

( V  x$ }# h7 O; o+ m3 D4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
+ o- s' l. ^! p& X5 A; ?4 [Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
2 s5 x8 _; `1 g, XThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 Z1 b) Q% X$ s) D
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! Z$ C% P- n6 g4 O' b
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!" B8 u$ j3 ^7 P0 R
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. ?0 B3 x' y! u" \. D, N% B* eThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
0 s0 i4 Q6 I- X8 g4 w' Fkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great