[English]: Jokes..

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0 e3 v4 E4 e  V0 C* D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# v% H7 k* _$ T3 o5 `# w3 s& J
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: A, z: N/ G/ f, h9 L+ O
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 i9 [4 ~( f. A% c; ^a.They give like hell.
; u) Q( e- g# O4 c% \# Sb.They do not yell.. A0 A7 o( i+ p% x
c.They do not tell.
1 R# E- F5 f) O4 E- I" w; n6 ~& Wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3 s( K  N6 Y6 \! e4 ]: b3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
. a$ X/ l/ k# s; H- a HEART to love him,  \7 S9 w8 U% o* y2 C# C
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
4 E' i2 F0 d' A. Z- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 F% Q5 ^- f- x: I- a SPADE to bury him!& C( o3 C$ f5 Q% E: P% u

, `; [, A2 {4 ^& d4 Z8 Z! \4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
# i% {1 ]' q" B7 lBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* }) T% w! }+ i& C

$ H" n2 i: t& p# F) [" D5) What is the strongest muscle?
" X! d! Z  g9 x2 k4 RThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!3 |7 e, E$ d4 }$ C
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 w, S, J% V( L( |4 {The arse hole is always in front of you.' v7 A4 h( f) O) G2 }
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 [( Z! ~) z& |When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& y& f" F6 d$ M4 z! G3 W

5 r; e* [4 C" Z( V8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 M3 [& a3 F4 r6 h( M3 k1 _) Y
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~4 _: k( }2 }0 e9 E
keep it up~~
& e0 i# ]" H6 wcheers

maksim2046

that is great