[English]: Jokes..

小强

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. b& }9 O  U; d3 V  J* G, b9 X1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
; l  z$ o7 q( F0 N% D0 K99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ I" c& ^; b  L% ^2 c
a.They give like hell. 6 V9 W3 o1 p+ K9 }& t
b.They do not yell.5 Z2 T/ q: b+ M) k
c.They do not tell.
( P2 }8 r4 N+ ld.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! D2 q% Y- i0 ^& n% a) {2 M$ I, h( b
- a HEART to love him,+ M- f3 J8 }1 F2 L
- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 E* w3 _3 G$ z; j
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 F" y" T) p5 X1 M- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
8 e" s& m& E1 DBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?9 g0 @" q, I: r$ h% h2 Z7 m5 |: _
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ X0 x! Z3 j8 i4 v8 a4 y9 B
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 M/ A. r* N0 z: @) z$ k% b& v" {# jThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 F1 D0 t# ]2 k1 K6 v7 u, x
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!  _% u2 j; n3 M% H
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
+ U' L' i& B; e! N+ W0 i$ V+ p! ^The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great