[English]: Jokes..

小强

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2 c: w$ M/ S$ Q% w2 W7 G$ d$ O1 d1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* v8 W6 D5 `2 K+ ?, D! X. X/ q
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. t0 ~" I6 c% h2 r! f) h0 L
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
$ l0 d* n( f+ O5 ja.They give like hell.
/ }$ g: u' p6 |3 ub.They do not yell.6 w9 O% w! p* A$ I. _
c.They do not tell.
' }& ~7 C- P6 T% e  U8 k6 pd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 ]- i+ y$ ^  X4 f, P

# w8 o3 x; k2 B! ?+ k3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
, g# |. S3 _( G9 j4 H& q$ F- a HEART to love him,
3 T. x4 ?9 M8 M' v- a DIAMOND to marry him,! A& w- s7 H8 M3 A
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
+ R0 x( {4 o5 g1 {) z  ^; S- a SPADE to bury him!! t. g) _% x& E+ b& g' A. h
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: O* w. g& [8 A+ c! w  o$ |/ SBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later$ {: a# |1 v. m. {! {' o
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5) What is the strongest muscle?0 z- R; }  P2 z& ^* e/ m/ j
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: z  b( g7 X; N! S2 I7 g! C9 @
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. O, Y  j6 @+ J# LThe arse hole is always in front of you.& N; p3 a$ ?6 u2 ?

  a6 j5 K% o/ R/ B5 [7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! F% w4 D, W2 E- g2 d
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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/ f! w& C- y: w; s2 ^8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, }; t. o, H0 G# ?8 h
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~3 h5 e( t; P3 E! u; s6 X. V% U- d) o
keep it up~~8 Q" E# A. x- d/ _; f& c+ c
cheers

maksim2046

that is great