[English]: Jokes..

小强

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6 D4 x/ Q. x: T/ d; Y! T# q) M1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& o* ]2 R: O" H+ E' p* |7 |
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; T* B: U' w" Y# ^  w( U

. c7 p8 V& z% K) N* x2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
2 o! s3 f5 \) ha.They give like hell. ) k7 \! [5 j% F8 H0 m) f# U% Q
b.They do not yell.: P4 c. k( G; }
c.They do not tell.
, k& q& N, V6 ?3 x/ }* w/ H! @d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ J# W1 z! h$ y% W
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and  R2 u, u& t6 T# |& n0 i
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( N, l' ^7 `: r  k. F9 W  PBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
: ~8 `' k9 \7 w+ i* s. dThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( |; W& Y: l- H! M
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) d. ?( k& _9 m  |# T
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# m- B  ?8 \5 g( S* qWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 p, T0 B8 _( E, e# MThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great