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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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0 N3 s# { @. s6 X5 H" }1 o1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ ]( p$ [# B) q; T5 d& w
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: H+ G" L" m" x9 @. ^
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# t8 t5 u" E- v: n1 a" m9 q: va.They give like hell.
( e' n/ G1 Z- m; P2 I, |+ w- fb.They do not yell.
) R) @0 ~7 c1 w$ E1 s; ?c.They do not tell.
3 x4 z% ]8 l+ B3 } b/ `# u+ q; kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 b# `/ X) }% H/ K
$ _- D' Z+ p5 d9 o$ g3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. c+ v0 T! n! o1 j* x
- a HEART to love him,9 B. G+ t) [5 \! z6 d7 V
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 `, S6 J5 i9 j N/ Z, F, [- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' J5 ?) h5 }- x% L+ ~: G- a SPADE to bury him!- e2 n6 U( j0 ~9 ]9 U8 o
) D4 k4 t0 ?: X# s0 I4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
8 x% c$ |* e- r E9 ?Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* c \/ A" ?0 I8 f0 Z
& Y5 t) ? s8 t5) What is the strongest muscle?
% a2 }. Q% ~1 a, O( K3 uThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( g, e0 X& K9 `4 m8 P3 r! N7 }
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?$ `4 o& S4 w, v/ f
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
6 ^/ k- F( B( T) M8 K; KWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! a2 V* }9 ]' L# \0 _0 c b
# k3 r5 l& U3 y6 f2 H; H6 ^ }& ?8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 _& S& S0 J$ P# u& f( W
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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