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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 w' a3 b1 x' `* y- g
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 x3 ?$ i$ I8 s6 `
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 p: S. `+ G0 ]) i8 ]0 \
a.They give like hell. 4 K' X- m' n$ c, l
b.They do not yell.2 U; ]7 M, F; F8 A: }! _8 g8 T
c.They do not tell." ]( Z/ q2 K4 V+ x( I
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. S9 l) O' E0 _1 L2 ]/ `& D& @
3 d7 Y, Z/ N+ w( Q% V: T3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
7 f9 A4 S: ]$ e Y; e7 l0 A' w- a HEART to love him,
5 k$ \/ E" v/ e" u1 v& K1 J. Q- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 F6 q- Z" f3 ?$ h/ S, O+ x! T- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 B& j g2 `3 Y( O5 ?/ Q
- a SPADE to bury him!) \! f9 H" Y1 K2 Y& M3 Y
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* M3 y1 V8 X3 x7 {/ C7 u# TBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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9 Y' Z5 N( ]4 U# D$ k$ \6 `5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 S. g% u* k! K& A1 yThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) z2 [+ f7 R5 ~- r0 |6 S* e
! I5 I& A. x/ R( x+ _: A. ^# a6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
2 I/ I1 N* N: _3 S( Q; B; z6 v" BThe arse hole is always in front of you.0 \- g2 K# T9 t( E& O) H' Z
0 v" \& \4 E& ~: m7 G. N. R, x4 B0 `8 j7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% k' Y- C9 b* h" |4 h
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! V9 F& C E7 C" ~. Q0 rThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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