[English]: Jokes..

小强

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( b+ n4 a) R+ I) t, x1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
; w' C4 E3 ?) \9 z: E. P6 D. `% @# t99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. `( L8 F$ |8 K) @# m/ g0 o9 X

4 R. u  Y; a4 y2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  c' I& g% `* E, [! F- |
a.They give like hell. " H, x1 B" z1 G! H- b
b.They do not yell.
5 R& i* k9 d% _/ b- D% r2 tc.They do not tell.9 u; [6 A# O2 ?6 ~( {$ j
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! @: y) {( C2 b( C  }# r
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) i5 C5 C$ K$ l2 @% N
- a HEART to love him,. S# m- {" E- T, M8 |* o8 \
- a DIAMOND to marry him,( U0 L' a. n9 o* x9 f* @2 f: E5 U/ C
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
+ f: ]; X' _7 N3 \1 [- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 B9 `/ D$ ~* `5 {4 k0 mBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?0 h9 f! O- t, J' O9 U. [7 m  g
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& t$ A! P' H! I: ^$ u  ]7 a: y" W* R

$ \: b: d! ]1 c  X6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! Y) X! L8 X) Y! ^& D- A" d6 s
The arse hole is always in front of you.8 t' |. y& z7 Y6 _! Z1 J3 q) u

  ~" o- q5 A0 ~7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9 M4 _. q3 H% U  AWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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6 t! T  ]; Q/ B4 R* J, a8 R; M8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: h# m/ s; ~) VThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great