[English]: Jokes..

小强

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6 J0 |* X" A- Z$ N  f% ]5 s1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" o& z/ h7 ~5 n" O
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: T% w$ D3 [0 l% H  t5 W
a.They give like hell.
9 D& G' }5 ?+ N9 |0 l; rb.They do not yell.
/ j' R5 }- t& G- @/ E  gc.They do not tell.
8 S9 p) N. z1 S+ `0 `d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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5 R" R( c' s) C7 u3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* N% O; |" ]) i6 }8 W
- a HEART to love him,
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5 G2 q4 r0 k& e- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 N' _1 b/ U5 @; y0 t
- a SPADE to bury him!
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9 h# o. H1 `& {) ^1 B' V4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) ]. P+ D# z+ N
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?* w6 T1 h! h4 ^
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 g! T' b- F; ]8 G' j# xThe arse hole is always in front of you.8 J  g- ~% I9 ?# f

. w7 |; d, D5 ^) `( `% h7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 X* x9 w. ^* ~( u; ~! _When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( y5 s9 f8 O& y; |

( W* B' X3 T" v# [. {' b8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 P" y) r* n% y7 @. j
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~4 K  T; M2 s4 E. _
keep it up~~" F1 g2 ^# s- E& r8 X: }) G
cheers

maksim2046

that is great