[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
) C; R, ?7 `3 x99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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& O6 M3 i# X$ R- f2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
% K; \7 W- u, y$ s. y: K" H) \a.They give like hell. * {) }4 o7 [7 |3 j6 b5 o  ~* y
b.They do not yell.! S9 {5 R6 j% U# D$ e4 w) W
c.They do not tell.% a0 U8 @* b& a, Q. v) n* ]1 ^$ e
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell./ V; o; \6 Y% S, Z7 G  r- f% @5 N7 w

* ?. M3 S* e2 @0 T3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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! l, U: |; ^/ e2 I' ^- a DIAMOND to marry him,1 s6 d, }$ U: A8 a) z/ c& @6 C, p+ v
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' p- e2 a; G+ r+ H" L9 X5 Y- a SPADE to bury him!
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$ @0 i; L& ^, h* y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% t+ f6 T* y) i# GBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later2 H# u* X& v) H% j* {% l/ H
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5) What is the strongest muscle?. {( W4 l8 V! Q
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?$ W8 K5 t, b% y, d; y
The arse hole is always in front of you.$ `% a3 V9 D, R3 D; J, \' h7 |! b. q" F. O

) ?" w$ M7 X. |8 S# Q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 p2 v! m; s2 ?2 T, wWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?& Q2 X3 K, E. X- W7 @
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great