[English]: Jokes..

小强

# _* k) w( s  G: ?* x; E, [

/ H& n, ]) ^2 g6 `6 q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 p4 C: D( L4 a7 o. j
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence9 |( k9 q* F  W( \& L# ~! C9 _2 g# l% k

. W  m' F) D0 d4 q0 l4 f" K* l+ f+ W1 l, a2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: [- m5 q8 U* B2 D% z5 e+ T1 u- O. Da.They give like hell. 1 x) p6 z. C! Y' J: S" g
b.They do not yell." l: l. _& C! b( F
c.They do not tell.( G- B0 M* o* {" z% ~: [: A& A3 x, ?
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
  _7 T7 g9 {% ?# J+ E
* Q. g) p( e% W  g- z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
  n9 e! Q; J  I8 T6 ~- a HEART to love him,
' @" k& l5 \, o0 ^: K/ Y! x- a DIAMOND to marry him,( [/ y! K# f% n$ u" a8 _
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' E, g% X5 u4 h+ S0 k- a SPADE to bury him!2 f0 j. M) c. x: t3 s) M/ K5 a4 H

' J/ K9 K; [8 i1 G- \4 {) g4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 X3 m. v* n. X; D% PBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
: [2 ?3 p, U) w' ?
) M& h9 ^" P/ {5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 l' w7 `/ i. g/ z$ U4 H- qThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
# A7 |; F- v: m3 N/ t( u
+ F5 D5 b" V; o6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 [# ^/ J/ i3 X0 XThe arse hole is always in front of you.
6 R' X) z  P5 P1 P* Y
9 k8 v5 ^* J: L6 r7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 V# E5 }% n8 N" N7 j5 \" R
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
! V1 T, p& V7 c& z
  o+ h9 {- R, b, v  A8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, K4 T. t: e& q4 ]: ?1 J- o' b
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
+ }# T# J! }, q+ O' Zkeep it up~~
1 c" u2 a+ F) Q# v+ wcheers

maksim2046

that is great