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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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' A" T5 z$ ]) u, \1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
) u- k# d2 b' f99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 J& l( E+ d4 a' @0 n: q2 z: g
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& k. ^' C/ Y# Q4 ^( p a% i
a.They give like hell.
& F Q. J. I! _b.They do not yell.3 m: V! s) g: D
c.They do not tell.: B7 A. ^& P( `. i7 o: @
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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# m) ^' {+ T! C- J7 Z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 u+ ?" S! I5 x5 n; ^1 I- B, |
- a HEART to love him,! s a. n' |3 q9 o9 p
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! H) I+ u$ d1 ]+ }* b( _* o- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- m: _3 N$ {' z1 K; U6 y6 a$ t4 z8 z' L5 X- a SPADE to bury him!- @: H) m9 b. e- j+ l+ n
9 t4 p7 p7 K% i* u4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. D4 q6 ^* Z: L; {/ N! u7 VBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 D B' G. d2 a* {; B& D
* |. f: A& g. \/ z2 ?* [' E5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 X/ T7 L$ z" b2 q; \The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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5 v, i8 D. x# P) W1 z6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& Y v! s. K, e! h( c# v2 }& }The arse hole is always in front of you.) l5 I5 r- Y. Q) U" ]7 B8 A3 b
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! \; ?" B$ a, F0 c1 M! c
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! j: h f9 s9 ]4 O
& d' [8 F5 n$ \+ o# r& X: v& k/ z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! {$ v( L# A3 P: O2 t$ O) f! l
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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