[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" m3 J6 ]. {5 G& i3 G
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: ^9 V. d1 T' J* h% V, U# c. G3 D
a.They give like hell.
4 ^9 K5 x& f, j3 \5 c, g2 |  Vb.They do not yell.: ~7 m( d% }$ I7 D! }
c.They do not tell.7 d, m5 X3 m6 ]7 A+ q5 [/ i, U
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., w5 S4 }. Y) s2 C- v
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  G- s3 P5 m! j! ~
- a HEART to love him,
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4 B7 [/ W0 E2 `( C/ |- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 q8 \1 [& X, e" d
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
, ]1 K* Z# {& J0 QBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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% v% w- d7 k. x+ W5 z/ j7 y: n/ J5) What is the strongest muscle?
* d2 C( E* J7 t# A# o" RThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. {- _. E1 ~+ r0 H0 G- J3 `' o$ B9 n8 v# C

/ N& f) ~8 F3 y3 ?+ |. H" Y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
* R! m9 p0 f! f8 d  vThe arse hole is always in front of you." `) }/ N. R. V" c! V) M: [

! ]  T7 d0 h5 E9 j7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% k2 k1 w1 y& [. {  i3 w/ p9 c9 }When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 V. L6 \/ u2 j7 ]9 J( c# D
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~2 R8 x# y" A( e7 U* w
keep it up~~+ ^! K- |/ x' j( c0 O
cheers

maksim2046

that is great