[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- B! k) u9 ]: q: ^99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 [1 ]" @2 ?* d! \2 t1 X
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: d' y" o7 w; Aa.They give like hell.
0 G$ }. A6 [; @b.They do not yell.% k! v6 Z# a; B# A
c.They do not tell." g6 @8 L0 A% R/ S3 O. L0 ~
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" b/ K; u8 f/ I& h; t$ j- a HEART to love him,$ @: p$ h; _) ~
- a DIAMOND to marry him,; ]( F1 R- T! Q8 S4 F8 g( A
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. b$ A$ I% C- z# b+ f- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
9 N7 d5 |6 o% W1 Z1 Y: p3 mBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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# z- p* }7 O" S9 }5) What is the strongest muscle?( V0 S6 ?( ~. _4 l# R& G' [! P2 N' U
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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' k: p& |( m3 @/ i2 O6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?  k) R' _; A' J- F
The arse hole is always in front of you.0 N2 w" N9 ]- c
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 t' Q: _$ S& a, IWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 R: x, U7 k3 q9 Z1 C, Y

7 P8 Y3 J4 I9 l& [% i+ Q6 I* ?0 r9 p8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% G1 y3 [) V. w$ P  }4 BThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~2 A0 ^* M- ?( \; T( S; |& V+ O# Y
keep it up~~6 e' S: u. _" q' n5 F
cheers

maksim2046

that is great