[English]: Jokes..

小强

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  s! {; B# l$ A! u1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 i7 {( Q  m% o
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 n% F% h9 Q5 b3 B, sa.They give like hell. 0 X& s8 B7 B( _, r2 ?5 S! S
b.They do not yell.
3 G! @0 f" c2 J! A% `/ ic.They do not tell.# N  n# m# S& a1 c" J
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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5 j+ G4 y! y" N" l) W. G0 Y; D3 G3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
/ H6 V7 x, ?/ v+ \+ D1 X- a HEART to love him,
" S6 U5 T# A' |( `  `- q9 g" V- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( ?: E0 P& S4 w) `' F- a CLUB to smash his head in, and6 D, k. S+ A$ y- I
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: `2 D# B/ e9 r* JBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 b  X  E  t! r, j$ O
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
: ]( }# H( ]- Z6 n3 kThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ t+ ?  b/ g4 ^) z
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
) @' j& e, v9 eThe arse hole is always in front of you.: D9 b4 t4 ^; D, L; |
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?, [* v7 b# U5 _! H# y9 D
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ s: T8 A0 f( G0 I
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ S% m. \, _+ [0 J& Z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great