[English]: Jokes..

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* K4 v8 U/ [; P1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 J7 V5 F) ?+ A
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. k' Y+ Q' I' }* E+ i: P: i
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
/ [3 ^4 N: u$ I, Va.They give like hell.
' l% V+ G5 f9 @5 @6 j1 G& n4 Hb.They do not yell.
. z6 m% F6 \6 Q7 hc.They do not tell.& @% p+ r' ?  _
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., }; F- |0 W  c1 Y" o. `
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
4 {& x9 p( ]4 h" y) m' U8 h- a HEART to love him,
/ F& _+ u9 n' j; P! ?3 P2 s- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( _. y1 Q0 }' a- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 {8 j7 ^& I$ O9 n* U* Z( ?
- a SPADE to bury him!5 G  X7 ]1 t  x; S5 R- a4 Y! `

- ]" [1 J: ~( q$ r4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( ?2 c! f4 S- K7 M0 I$ WBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- B  w' Q+ t7 R$ U
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5) What is the strongest muscle?; F# e  m7 A( H' Q1 P( q# V
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 ?: r# x2 }0 i6 E+ r5 O

, ]  a6 k  {( c$ ]  e5 @% r* T6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! l5 Z' y4 p2 Y, YThe arse hole is always in front of you.% p2 V" Z0 B8 S% k2 ^9 t

5 l& J" Y# r  O' |; c5 P7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0 r3 G* [' I+ y3 E4 _9 f: c
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. C, S% U) [! r" S8 U4 U7 t/ [7 P$ [
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~7 r- k+ W/ O- t; [: ]
keep it up~~
% C8 C: N! \( S7 Bcheers

maksim2046

that is great