[English]: Jokes..

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$ `4 A8 B" \3 }2 `1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
  H* U  k* ^/ N( ?3 X99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence3 ]7 l9 L$ U/ X$ U: ^) h
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 k, u+ ?0 I# e- N+ aa.They give like hell. , G9 ~( t4 \$ V$ N, l2 M, w
b.They do not yell.' o/ u' v/ n1 q) @8 ]
c.They do not tell.* g$ T& }8 q, P; q( M
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
# I0 X) A$ `+ t6 ^( X- a HEART to love him,
# Z2 D7 V5 w3 p- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 X' [/ C8 A; G& x- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ O; X8 x; Y2 ], p* U5 s7 v
- a SPADE to bury him!5 ~  Y3 ]8 q7 r( q) c+ ~

7 I( R. r; @1 w  U7 V) y5 c4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* m2 g: h6 |" R
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 l4 |2 Q* ~/ f6 r. H0 O, i6 k
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 ]0 r0 `6 O8 Q% A, D% C& U( o0 _0 {The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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( N8 e+ A1 q1 P. Y& }, m' a6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 f9 Y" W7 ]' ?% ~8 e0 R7 qThe arse hole is always in front of you.+ ]( J8 s) L* }8 d

% u1 ?2 R0 i" O4 p  _" t7 Z. t6 [' y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 u4 b* H4 i* n  }
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! K# `  K( D6 N/ [5 J
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~! T1 o) _" K3 Y7 X6 P7 m: z
keep it up~~; M- x5 o7 d4 L# B5 o8 f
cheers

maksim2046

that is great