[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
* p. L8 T/ f1 V99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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1 L7 `* p; a; \8 M( q& `. q; e2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ l. \6 n2 [: q& p5 m- pa.They give like hell. & Z0 T# P, z6 w6 W$ C; O/ K6 R9 e8 B! L
b.They do not yell.2 g$ ?1 P; f, v9 X: C: y
c.They do not tell.
+ W  Z7 z( u7 `6 j. o9 Rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 r6 s0 f+ i. p3 E. f

9 O8 m* O* Q9 ]/ K$ {# P0 \- z2 m3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" m0 ~) w" @$ T/ U7 n
- a HEART to love him,
: A  i; B" c) T& w4 D! P: Z3 w- a DIAMOND to marry him,* Q5 {3 a6 m* }* i. _
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 p# x& h  g9 E9 `
- a SPADE to bury him!. y7 {% B& v0 r2 b- Y

3 P& [) S" H+ O5 _9 {# r& j! Y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! ]1 s+ L' _. H! D  m8 G8 }
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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' z( k" |; n. \; Y0 J5) What is the strongest muscle?4 J& w3 E+ `  C$ G- H/ A% c
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; ]4 p" ^6 U$ R* {
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 d* d# Z& I# IWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 o8 c% L( W; S. R; L" s

5 d- u6 `9 f7 M. P8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?( C+ J0 P  Z5 h: C; ]' d
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great