[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% v% j. g$ A2 |' S
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 H1 {( I5 ~& {! |9 x# F
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 ~6 Y! y9 @$ ?$ v/ X4 z: G+ _a.They give like hell.
' ?4 r- {4 \. d, N# ]7 u/ j$ s1 ob.They do not yell./ h7 p) F3 D3 a
c.They do not tell.# Z: |6 k( O* B7 Q) ~+ r
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' z6 n, n$ z! C

" c- U8 M% M$ z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:6 i  K5 ]( Z2 ]# t% d$ H
- a HEART to love him,
9 ~- Q+ k' ~  q  c- w& Z- h' o4 a- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" ~1 t9 }& r6 ]7 s4 Q+ V/ N. n0 r- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
( `! ?  [9 w! o# d% X) u- a SPADE to bury him!9 I% w& W' p/ L. }+ o  l  J& k

4 h: X6 b) t  a* N8 S: J7 {4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?: T+ v/ \4 P7 z% g% g. Z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, k" l/ @9 m- b* z7 k4 Q$ G$ E0 l

& E/ N8 K4 d7 @) u& N4 J3 P5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 ]$ q4 @4 y6 {2 F6 D* @The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( f# P. M+ |0 Q$ {& o' T7 |
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, ^: `; t/ y  \6 f/ Y
The arse hole is always in front of you.* e. W. F4 N  h2 J: E7 P

7 h* z% i( W  v! n5 t7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 W  T; y( d! HWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ H/ ]- v2 }0 ?+ p

3 r7 J+ ^' Z7 ^' B. D/ I8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?) B0 @7 y+ _: j  j- M1 ^
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~* A5 h5 P1 n( e
keep it up~~
7 c0 J! z' ^3 s& z, |6 Mcheers

maksim2046

that is great