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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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. W5 v, c: }+ o: [' f1 Z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job z7 w/ o: k" U# D
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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* A% \, z# k4 o" h( F. [1 G' O2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 O( Q# T: L( L/ E- x( m
a.They give like hell. $ a/ X+ S+ o4 L2 |7 p, w, t" Z
b.They do not yell.
, w% r5 C' n# [* ?! nc.They do not tell.
: _7 \8 q7 N6 ~' N! S5 l; r1 O: cd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* N8 N% h9 z2 y( T/ W6 L2 M. K/ s
) Q9 X: n! O3 p, c# R9 Z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
, S1 G3 t/ _6 M4 y- a HEART to love him,( l( L% O+ {/ s
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 ]( w$ F8 ]3 W3 S- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' x+ l3 w3 B9 g$ I- a SPADE to bury him!
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. ]5 u7 x) P" e. t( c4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ Y' l& d, |6 j* v6 h7 hBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 s1 H* c( g1 Q1 B2 q" o: ]* @
3 s3 q) N& K9 f; R, f! y5) What is the strongest muscle?/ m% l N! g( E/ S) s% a( m
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% F" s0 g8 f; u8 _/ i: MThe arse hole is always in front of you.- X+ r/ a$ i a) S' A
# p) z5 c# X( z) q' z1 v7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 ^8 N0 _3 d8 K) g1 s) u
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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3 ~# D. o- r* [6 ^ u8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( j9 J4 `, I+ B5 ^# IThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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