[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 _7 V& P! c1 d1 y4 w" N$ x5 C1 E
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( T0 K- n5 r% h2 S" Q) {6 G3 @
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. f7 ]& G" B7 K+ P
a.They give like hell. 5 Q; ^( |" i, B  D
b.They do not yell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 ^9 U" W% n( U$ Z: F* N' k

" ^( Y2 g3 `' G3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
- G3 [( x1 M# U5 }% J- a HEART to love him,
5 C/ m' [+ D1 t4 o! A2 Y+ D5 c- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 }, T% L6 m- G/ E; {% I4 x5 J; e: W
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ a& {2 ~# ]/ x( L8 Z, q: [
- a SPADE to bury him!) U% e  Y; [& E
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
, e7 l: T* O( J) v: ~Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 r/ y- b" d2 I% Y# E

( A. j- J9 E! Z% `0 m5) What is the strongest muscle?
) g; k! L6 l! D- w# l6 I$ E1 oThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 n" u5 a) g3 |" d/ |5 [

; ~0 o, E7 F. g: j0 y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 p( l$ c$ F! e- j+ l
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! ^' @) s" c, B% @0 A$ HWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
' u+ b6 ]3 e/ f& EThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
( Q# D' q. ], p( okeep it up~~
: s3 D9 l/ @  A4 Z3 I# Dcheers

maksim2046

that is great