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! }& w0 x) Y% s( t1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job1 A, z  `) L- Q& ~# z6 B
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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% x; C' E$ |$ ^& T8 i2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
$ A3 F* R, V7 Aa.They give like hell. % B1 v! @2 m( k9 H0 Y
b.They do not yell.
! `! F2 c+ {4 r) K& [c.They do not tell.' E8 f3 ]5 c* M1 [& [( |4 e3 f4 o
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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  L, H' D2 b  m4 u3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 ]+ `4 ?, d2 N$ a& e7 R4 y
- a HEART to love him,
, H( m) x6 O: n: b) b. w- a DIAMOND to marry him,- T" r, }9 e* b) r# s
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' k; Y0 {& c. a7 m0 b- a SPADE to bury him!1 A/ B6 t8 t" X$ I8 G, N$ v# E' o

8 \) G6 h  L4 {4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" L* [6 C' ~2 n+ j4 ^$ y" f9 jBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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3 P3 ~; Z1 @8 }7 J+ D9 V1 x; r* D. e5) What is the strongest muscle?
. U/ J+ [& w, o, t1 x( lThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& G+ t0 R2 ~0 `' B

0 r6 d9 y; j  k6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 W/ c+ M: E3 B7 Y: q; X. NThe arse hole is always in front of you.4 `  F( ?& F1 e; S) X- M' X
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
& T5 _3 D, K5 r. ?, J1 |When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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# X' S) T$ }; \/ e( b( G8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% }! v4 n7 v+ \$ B% `The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~
2 [& Y0 N+ d5 c0 x# ~+ E+ |( E) ?keep it up~~3 Z9 w+ U, b3 T/ \: \; w
cheers
that is great
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