[English]: Jokes..

小强

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/ x% ^2 o  q- w4 f6 W5 G1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. ^7 m" h% _3 T- i99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence9 v# b8 {1 @  L' y) E9 v
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& [1 Y; m0 z7 ?: z/ O
a.They give like hell. % t/ J9 D( p6 L  D$ _( N
b.They do not yell.
. ~# f/ P! e& C. w) f6 N+ y- Uc.They do not tell.
9 b* ]  S+ [4 F4 d5 B/ Ld.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 ?! ^- O. g- l

  Z6 K2 S) x* S3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* q4 G- N5 A- D6 T5 t
- a HEART to love him,  x3 a, M: e* d& @  W
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
: s" a2 Z$ e+ D( i- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
; a" f' q/ ]: {' [1 h+ J6 M0 U7 g- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 D6 P7 D6 x8 ^& v$ I; U" ?+ xBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 @- }8 \- R% {; Z! ^: I8 I; V) [) i( q2 K
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5) What is the strongest muscle?% {0 m3 ~7 {# ?9 u+ x) x
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. Y7 Y/ o3 p( T$ ]; l9 R
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; [1 \* B" I9 J* m* m7 t
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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' C0 a9 t0 H5 a- d0 L7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 J# F* y. `& Q) |
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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6 ^' }) T# t7 z6 Z* N% h: b1 F1 X/ W8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! I+ ?! L; M  Q- P7 Z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~5 h1 j0 ~- f, e+ }6 A. `
keep it up~~$ I6 i- n# e+ G, Q8 z
cheers

maksim2046

that is great