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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
7 y( `1 \+ _3 d7 L: y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 |/ `" t5 b; L D& N0 p
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 M6 b9 y3 G$ t$ M$ W
a.They give like hell. / n5 ^. g8 `2 Y
b.They do not yell.
8 ]5 d6 h* m8 G( m. B3 l) d% @c.They do not tell.
# z) P# I( x! U- t: Hd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 Q1 i8 P8 L f+ P5 }% v
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
8 S8 j1 P5 ~( y- g- ]9 \, J4 g- a HEART to love him,
# Z0 k K! ?- N3 b( ~6 q4 g! Y- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" x3 E+ u! r, I; f' T& g1 P- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 k; R& F f( o! d& z- a SPADE to bury him!! P! {8 b8 J3 h% c$ J: _7 z2 L
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 w+ y# o* J, v3 K9 E6 \
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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+ a- W/ W2 Z% h3 E5) What is the strongest muscle?
2 j8 V- F, k% V3 l8 Z9 [The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 o7 T2 s* V6 }1 U' X/ E% TThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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9 t& m" F3 e7 c: T1 d9 C& g' R7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 L2 }/ Z" b2 `, F3 o+ C f# L1 yWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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$ I1 v6 `! d; r9 z1 ~" F8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 J- f: G7 G. q3 wThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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