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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job; r/ O/ E) G: M, b( a" m
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence7 B% X! d" S1 L5 W: G
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ L& T# J0 S' L% sa.They give like hell. * j' G# j n8 C: @+ C* s; U8 S
b.They do not yell.
. n) M2 E2 s8 u/ r5 K. _c.They do not tell.7 M8 e7 M1 t* |; T' v4 t
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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S3 u5 h$ \4 q6 n3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
5 ^& m- |" e3 P+ K- u- a HEART to love him,& v! j$ j8 w% h4 a1 D
- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 I3 G5 P4 z' O5 M& ]7 p6 e8 E
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and( k- L6 x/ A1 f
- a SPADE to bury him!2 O2 j# \+ ~: @. P$ ]' X6 z
8 V- V1 _2 o, C* s4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
' h" H0 r1 M/ k6 V4 c0 BBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
( n% S. ~ q, }The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!# h0 F- g0 ]6 U/ p
0 ?7 ^/ A5 b2 m) X4 Q& m6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% ?1 M* C# f5 V4 \5 r5 H: jThe arse hole is always in front of you.+ p7 i4 p& z ?1 [- a
$ |3 n( [+ b6 }: o( M7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?, \' i# ?( e- n% V( o S& L' Z
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% }) K# {& u- R) l% q
2 Q5 f% Y* T) i' z" B4 v$ l! f8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 G9 b' d* F& w. Y' Q
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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