[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- H% o2 t/ W9 o: ?99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 g4 {/ M4 [2 l& \8 r+ y
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
$ _! }9 e  X# \+ \/ n7 b  {2 Fa.They give like hell.
' f/ I1 O+ Q8 y  H7 A6 o( {b.They do not yell.
# e9 Z; @1 s3 g# I9 Z. J( v, Nc.They do not tell.
1 B' n: W5 ?8 c; {: Yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& C: X! V- z& g
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
8 {  e3 b/ i* ?, g- a HEART to love him,
4 t8 `" Y) v  F- a DIAMOND to marry him,2 Z' s. ]5 ~- A8 b0 c
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 K' m3 b+ @( P
- a SPADE to bury him!3 L; @  ]4 V& h& k2 H+ R
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, y9 }+ f* E/ ?% ^/ M+ v( U
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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$ S! T( g" }5 d. {2 Z5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 f; v+ K) _! t* sThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* o) x+ x. J( E8 z; n
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?+ n' `, [: d$ q, I; a
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ ~# t  T: X0 W5 s: b3 m

! g# D; |, p- e0 A, v7 j( [8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 W+ q; Z2 A. T! Y* _/ i3 f, z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great