[English]: Jokes..

小强

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0 C5 L4 L' i3 P, e( ?8 D( x1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
) _: p' K' q, e. V( h5 ?99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; f5 t- ~$ x. W' m, C
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# b9 E8 ]5 X8 Y3 K, e6 l- ]a.They give like hell.
5 c/ C$ I) ^& J$ _6 _3 Jb.They do not yell.- ~+ d6 N9 ?+ E2 X5 T% h# E
c.They do not tell.
8 b( J/ f2 N" l  h: k9 `d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 M! x  C) H6 |0 O* s
- a HEART to love him,( g) w1 P+ q( v* Q  r3 {# B, R! m
- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 ^( b; D2 q9 H7 p& l
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 m' @& i; Q2 V! f- a SPADE to bury him!4 [' Y4 W3 x& ~

5 F$ P: s% {1 ~2 V% Y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 \0 X0 ~3 D! K! N! {- ?9 k& o" r* _3 w9 UBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ p, z& u# A4 Y. I& K: L
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5) What is the strongest muscle?$ i# y* ^2 g. @& s7 _1 k5 Q6 |
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!  t2 M7 o: {% M- |  U# Z5 b

7 p$ x) y3 @" Q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ K5 c0 P& K* r
The arse hole is always in front of you.' C& E. G; {% E- r9 ?8 A7 J% V
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' u% |0 w7 m" T4 [! m7 s
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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) C4 p. N# w+ H, b: O& o* L6 P8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
  C7 c$ u; S, @; s. J4 o9 \5 X7 ~The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~% }4 w3 B: s8 j
keep it up~~% k. X' p6 q3 @9 D6 |7 D
cheers

maksim2046

that is great