[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- X' f: s8 f. W99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# B* f$ e( g: C) R) Ca.They give like hell. ; }3 z9 a0 l9 p+ D" J# v+ {
b.They do not yell.7 X$ D: l; I% S/ u9 \
c.They do not tell.& d% F& a$ b5 {, @! ]$ O
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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* }8 f$ S) F2 z2 r9 P3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 f: [  U$ D: o; E0 {
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 q& X1 u! U7 T5 M) c- a SPADE to bury him!
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1 ~; R+ D$ L/ I6 Y; B4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 n/ Q0 u% A* x# L6 x" @0 ABoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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8 w8 i+ y! B$ X7 k5) What is the strongest muscle?. q4 J( T& d( |) o" C
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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! L) v* a+ ^- {6 i$ v6 d. |2 }6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" L& l! G8 M7 X3 b) o. v/ S4 GThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ N6 _5 k, A" uWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* B+ Y7 {$ V, k0 _  U
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?' }  K( x: ]8 l3 R7 _1 N
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~' n: g9 S, u% e" Q# P
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great