[English]: Jokes..

小强

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- m) M" i" H! R1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job  `6 U4 g. |" ]# x, r+ O6 T
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 _6 [! {" M4 K* T
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) z" S9 @$ w+ \
a.They give like hell. ( q. p5 w, G1 c1 v2 E# @
b.They do not yell.# R9 Y: k. k( U8 N
c.They do not tell., N9 @! Q* Q. A: k& U
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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# {3 W+ L( d& Z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ a0 V3 e, x5 m5 S9 G* d8 @
- a HEART to love him,& W7 B: R8 r# u2 {# S9 p
- a DIAMOND to marry him,1 N+ a% Q: |0 P8 p5 N. M
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* C: w: |: l& h- G! ?. @! _& m
- a SPADE to bury him!  u5 m$ _6 b. b) V4 B1 b
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) m$ L$ V# Z; I, g3 BBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?9 p2 i- d. s  `
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! }4 M# X1 i' w: o" Y- L
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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) y7 \* ]5 [) ~7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: k" k  ^8 ~* w: ]
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( s  [* A6 N' HThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~: H# I) F$ Y) ?" Y& B
keep it up~~* I3 e" x, G& R7 C" F/ E  [+ Z, B
cheers

maksim2046

that is great