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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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6 S4 L8 E: D* b6 V K1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 {3 h+ ^2 t1 k6 c! w$ ?99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence7 g2 Z9 P9 h+ |+ |# A o0 U3 P0 m
) Y8 ~, W" c5 t! _9 Y# h2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ `! S% k8 }3 J$ p9 f+ B- n3 H/ `
a.They give like hell. 6 {1 f3 z4 U( b: Y# c" N% k# P
b.They do not yell.
6 n! j e( V5 y, x7 }) vc.They do not tell./ f5 L' q5 A' [( H
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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0 _. \" q" v; _3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 W! l( [7 F* T7 ~
- a HEART to love him,
, \2 h" Z, e1 a7 V6 G3 g) l- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 P* N) e7 t/ |+ ?2 B- X* i# }- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
$ F' b! D# S9 ?& o( Q- r- a SPADE to bury him!
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& f: e) K3 C! Q+ U( `" M4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 B% ^! W. Q/ \( }; u3 S# i. i7 }! b
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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( [- K. o# F0 i" v5) What is the strongest muscle?
; Q) X6 A; B, S: |: S a7 hThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 s% o: Q: D1 u; p- _- \3 Q# A+ V$ D
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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* K a$ s. ?9 ~) V0 Q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 @0 W) q9 K8 r: W/ N# s0 @- x: i3 q
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. j. l7 O* F" b8 [% X3 p3 p
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. P ~6 ?; S/ k# v! F# T4 J
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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