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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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9 o; W; g( `# X* V4 d$ O8 `" X1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ f+ O: Z, w& o' \! g% E9 _+ w
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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! p* l* d1 T5 ^$ y! O# x8 o3 q2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 m; i! I# ]2 R q
a.They give like hell.
$ e, l* l7 j6 l/ K1 A/ g3 F$ [/ wb.They do not yell.
9 Y c& [- G0 M3 S' X. Ac.They do not tell.
5 I) a% H7 h# i+ ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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) u1 |5 w- p0 M$ N) S; e3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! j% ~8 X1 G* R, u
- a HEART to love him,# B' u+ L P3 B7 P$ w; ^3 V
- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 ?, @2 e! J, I& n! F; V$ N5 j( c( [
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. q6 v9 Y/ A3 D* i6 c' F
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" o" g! a7 }+ ?* @* RBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?; v0 G, s0 B, g9 R
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# B4 U+ G$ g9 i
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?+ w! C4 h( ?3 n9 ^8 K
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?% @) E' g Z- [# t+ @
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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