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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 M! C t5 [- I
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( t& d6 D2 b7 Q1 l$ b3 q# E
a.They give like hell. 0 w- Q" L: Q- J, A* C4 H `2 q
b.They do not yell.
: r. e5 g6 ]6 [2 [c.They do not tell.
! d$ h' F! A" x N0 V; td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 a7 U6 u: R- a! { ~# r
/ g% }$ k# ^& L: g" k+ h$ o3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 f+ r) O1 d3 |
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 D$ g) m% v- Q, Q2 f4 T- a SPADE to bury him!
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% {" C* O3 ^# N4 O! Q e4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- g4 \. N) q8 }! r% V
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?7 p" ~; N, p- V9 @" n) D, F6 ~
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 J7 ]" u* f$ K
, I* D* o3 P* d. s& ?2 w/ U$ f6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? p4 E7 ~# s3 _$ W- K3 C/ B# d
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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& E0 _" j/ z3 ]" a: z% i4 }* S" V7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 H1 l, Z8 O& H
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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1 v+ @, a; {9 p( I% M* @: m8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% k- V( Z: a" j) B% ^The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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