[English]: Jokes..

小强

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+ G7 y; w2 ~; f1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ I0 |3 d' y% m7 g* x99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2 d4 f6 \4 o6 ]' C) S2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# ?2 V. `3 n* A- a; D! [0 G1 M$ E! p
a.They give like hell. : T+ d  C% B! d+ Y  i
b.They do not yell.
. v0 U2 h  ~1 p! w3 M! e  T4 Cc.They do not tell.
- A1 f) j5 N' v- R2 c5 ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- F, ~8 c9 M' q9 ~
- a HEART to love him,
* V0 X1 G2 d* V4 Z- b- a DIAMOND to marry him,* F% ^, {4 W9 f- ?" K8 K
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
; ~. _2 a! ?8 v' m, N" o) R- a SPADE to bury him!5 {$ w3 W0 @2 m4 S
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
9 m  M- T, w. Z, Q  `( WBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 A( [6 Q) O2 F0 h5 W% L, q

9 M& {5 R) C/ ~  W/ a9 F5) What is the strongest muscle?9 X# G8 r2 D# G, C
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# e! W& f$ C# O# P- ]7 w' _The arse hole is always in front of you.0 C8 i1 A0 f* a5 `( L
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
& z) o5 |0 N' _8 l" Y8 m  tWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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: b7 O( K! w" U6 E9 \& l8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 U  m1 y* @8 o" S  ?. J" G3 YThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~% i! a& w* E1 Y& G" \
keep it up~~: c. }+ W/ Y, |. _
cheers

maksim2046

that is great