[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 f) u( N) {9 b0 k$ P# W6 t
a.They give like hell. ' `8 i0 e7 `, b/ O. I$ E
b.They do not yell.* ?1 L( m% ]) x# h( u' O/ E
c.They do not tell.
! z9 h. f4 \+ p1 ^& Qd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& _' z. T& E/ u3 t9 \
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
4 E, v0 }" a4 `7 E7 S- a HEART to love him," i9 [; m) y' }& M
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
0 @/ N9 a' w, M- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- J* [; W6 C' `9 `4 W1 i4 V
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! U' O9 D, q# |. P0 P. O1 ]
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ k, W7 w6 W5 i8 o
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5) What is the strongest muscle?8 B6 K0 A  J" \/ e) ~5 J( M$ j
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; z3 x4 V, e0 o  V
The arse hole is always in front of you.( D  G: D& i# t3 d4 A. t& R

5 q* q/ R% k! T+ M! x, `7 W7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- v2 W5 N; [6 `% E; P- g6 _
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ x6 O# h- h1 \* D+ o5 D* G+ ~
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% ^% x; \# s' {+ I0 ?. c; }; x- gThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
2 H( C, C% l. x9 _keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great