[English]: Jokes..

小强

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5 Z- q! n8 E; h1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
  u+ o/ I# o0 T- P& Y. j99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
6 _+ W, ?8 B$ r* `7 w6 L! fa.They give like hell. & V2 @0 ^) s0 r) k/ N" z# w
b.They do not yell.% x* W2 D  Q5 r) {
c.They do not tell.
: d& K& ]5 ]) R5 Z) @  c0 P* s" Sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 i5 }" ~3 a: l2 @% {$ K9 r+ |

6 s/ Y, W6 s; I  t0 t3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
+ t0 g7 `  F- U$ W+ V% m- [% l0 \! O- a HEART to love him,
8 L. Q6 ~8 z8 S$ `8 f, G- a DIAMOND to marry him,' [" |( ~3 ~) l) c/ Y+ r+ }
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! {) F  ?; L- U- a SPADE to bury him!, f, J- Q9 ^7 ~. ~/ H/ Q$ }4 ^7 }9 c
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
; p7 y0 x5 t  a! f7 mBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 a3 T+ t) O  ~
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
  k, d2 b& `6 S* `3 TThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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3 `5 p" H. r3 A5 V6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
) _' ]3 w+ \# P9 N- C- K5 n" H, C2 @The arse hole is always in front of you.
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5 P5 [9 x# z+ G  R7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ Q1 R0 ?! Y5 A( M7 oWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!" [5 t- X( \6 n

0 F* W' r1 J, y: G1 Y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 Q; a, l% t; Y* ^6 I6 t; o# }2 [The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great