[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 P1 ^# k" o  V7 W# \99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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1 O8 h3 W4 l; {3 ~* n2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 d' S5 O$ O! i2 ~
a.They give like hell.
/ c  b* E4 R+ C- {. cb.They do not yell.  M1 o3 K- G3 |: `4 q/ W0 _0 U; X" c
c.They do not tell.. c2 a  P( {8 ^, H4 X. S/ O& @
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 a8 m* q! s# u
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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5 i! e# j1 X) ]. F; Z0 a- a DIAMOND to marry him,- B. F0 }  I' g) X0 o; I
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" n  Y% a2 V! H- P9 g- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
8 _" Y; s; R  }  [) d+ s& D) UBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 z- z, y8 L* I3 V

, Q2 u3 {6 e5 H! K# o" p5) What is the strongest muscle?" W) B* ~6 @9 y. n; A% k1 Q0 N  o
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?& u! x! `4 {, i6 ^
The arse hole is always in front of you.$ W6 d. E6 E: u+ D: o: B- ^
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?* n; ^; M$ I2 X5 `" O  Z
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!" l+ z9 y8 ]  `; f
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% s7 T* z1 h$ J' j" |+ N3 B4 _The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great