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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# ?$ y8 a7 j7 g
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
; W6 I1 a. \3 Za.They give like hell. 2 \0 a F" S5 f" t
b.They do not yell.
; w% j: r5 w: R* D* \. \7 C: q# Yc.They do not tell.2 i2 B; s% D9 F, h1 B3 Q) r
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
/ x3 _8 ]5 C: |3 v$ T, b# t- a HEART to love him,; @# T( W/ R% d2 a% H5 p: [
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
* q+ @' m T7 E* C3 \- h- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
* e' L) f* p9 J, g* F- a SPADE to bury him!
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/ n- ^( u3 o- K6 A Q2 H4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 r9 H& v- Y" W3 F% O9 fBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later$ H, | O- Q M- P, p
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ F, g1 z: r4 ]- J4 L' p B3 DThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 a0 p; j6 H, M2 N; d% ~9 Z. v3 o$ y" l
The arse hole is always in front of you.$ X9 _, w2 g' M" ]/ v% D
4 r' y: c; s2 g# A B7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?; X/ Q/ l6 Q3 [+ Z! o
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
0 y* R6 U& c; iThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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