[English]: Jokes..

小强

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4 c, c1 R5 j* z! i. v5 v1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
  i0 \1 K% b: H99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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1 l6 c6 M  a& M7 [4 Z4 H: R* S2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  ^. i; R2 Q3 p* R  k7 C5 ~5 B
a.They give like hell.
2 E6 x: D7 s, o: t: V2 d  ?+ Ab.They do not yell.
: C5 j) \  y  B7 p$ j* C& K* v- h" Z; yc.They do not tell.8 e' Z2 G& F+ _6 s, h" ~6 U
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: J0 H" l" L$ U7 f4 u! t& [
- a HEART to love him,: V" u' S1 D- x7 G! ~
- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 V5 t/ k/ J% L! ^0 S
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
5 t4 S. f# m0 O* ^3 q/ s- a SPADE to bury him!
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6 \* E# ]1 D; ?" u  \4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, _: H7 \7 Q% ^5 o0 l" P
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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& r& `' r5 s/ {: F2 Z1 o' H8 C& C4 I5) What is the strongest muscle?$ Y4 B: _  G3 ?* @) ]; t
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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7 ~6 B+ g7 Y& L/ D/ _6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
) K5 j' o% ~6 i( t8 rThe arse hole is always in front of you.7 o1 |- Z: Z, K. {, }# W( W8 b4 e

# v4 U; ?$ {% B% X. H1 `7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- p- V" |- L/ m- VWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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% [. p2 W2 r0 }' X; B: m9 w0 G8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* J+ ?/ ~1 B; p) A1 d1 L) u* W
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
. F% N- s/ H2 Xkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great