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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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7 |( k+ E7 A [4 ]1 [9 P% o1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 n8 c8 r8 G$ \. \
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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: `0 v+ |' ?! V p X/ K6 `4 r2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 ~! n }/ u* z, [& U& c2 Q
a.They give like hell. " k0 o: k8 ]: ~. h, A
b.They do not yell.
- i& S# T9 x0 e+ c) E' v Jc.They do not tell.
) r7 y4 M, h- H2 c( Z; Id.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ B/ c; d/ _ h0 J
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 B* H; |, j5 h2 @- Y' `4 e$ e
- a HEART to love him,
# l+ M- n4 q: @4 C$ A! J# S- v- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! B- k x! g& r, Z2 H- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
, A2 i1 Z& l; O7 F- g+ q, X- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
3 l2 u: {. d4 L, aBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ U( L: N5 g, H. [$ e
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
. l; E; b7 ]: v5 w. WThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; y) x. p* p! R1 J# c8 ^) N
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 ^; p' |3 g: VThe arse hole is always in front of you.# L1 D2 t% t3 [
" o8 u. i& [' i% T3 x0 Z" i7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: b2 Y% ^* [- G' d j
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!- c! w1 s7 I' V/ V$ R$ K
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 }! M3 ?% z" [) i6 {
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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