[English]: Jokes..

小强

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8 h" B* V* J! @" V( b6 c8 I1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& o7 l: x9 s# l! `
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. q# c  m  C+ a' |
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 }1 [  U' ~5 t4 n* v0 S# e/ E. b
a.They give like hell. ' d, j1 q& \( M& O% c
b.They do not yell.
4 V) _" U1 H1 [* \; i  g- L8 ?  Nc.They do not tell.7 c) q, e( e5 `
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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# X' A7 d5 k6 u8 }  ?9 d/ h$ g3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 d3 [2 U# p/ ^
- a HEART to love him,
3 t7 D( ^# U6 b8 X, E- a DIAMOND to marry him,
* o7 m2 _# h7 ~4 u; L- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" F& t1 {, \- z: ~+ j- a SPADE to bury him!! F: {! w; v& ]! }  `$ @( u

8 h* N# t, E4 D2 [  U6 h  t4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, ?  P/ [$ r- @/ B2 e, K  C
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later2 D5 C$ K+ Q5 b5 W8 C" R9 E, W1 }% \

, l3 `- }( V  m# {3 j) `5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 A9 f. j. ]8 v! o" }7 ]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! N% h7 V5 F, ]

0 s/ [: E' V; F6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 H! R4 q/ W, y: y  @
The arse hole is always in front of you.. Y# G9 P9 N6 v, h1 C, R1 X( A
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 @+ A: E5 ^, W7 J+ l% Z
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ g7 D0 @9 G$ v% Q5 z

+ O/ {4 f7 }4 z: s7 D. @8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 ]9 \. V6 j1 UThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
/ {/ v6 U) Q% p* S0 [8 Zkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great