[English]: Jokes..

小强

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3 j3 f) h; r# G( d1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job; l- R3 b. q4 q( \% m/ s% r* V# r
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 k, ]! L; V* C) D

$ i' T9 X0 I- p- o2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: t, Q/ a6 N! f" Va.They give like hell.
% V1 D/ v& n9 R4 {9 db.They do not yell.* X4 |- ^6 ?: \3 V( a# t* O/ d
c.They do not tell.% a. f1 v( K1 n. U9 ]) m% L" Y3 C
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) U: ~% C- v8 q, P! c& a

# x) _/ t2 B! Q$ r8 b# i7 I% b3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
& d& M) z0 W* X( e1 m- a HEART to love him,
6 p9 G' m( r: s+ Q2 }3 n& T9 s- a DIAMOND to marry him,- U% x( m% ~% }% g( x  N
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* o  P5 J5 B% {  L$ X+ G& s; \
- a SPADE to bury him!+ K) y3 D. ]0 Z- w
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) B% e/ a4 ]& @Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?3 r6 a  @+ O& v( ~- q) c
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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( l# s% s$ I: l. Y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: j: A- S# F6 m, x
The arse hole is always in front of you., T0 `' H0 l1 l2 f: N* K  L6 O

( K5 M7 k: x# J. i) ?7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 X* }- [; j/ r# n( W, }' H3 uWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, @+ G0 Y$ g0 u' i( R' @) W# E$ I

* J! ~4 D$ q: R2 E4 I# e8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?' U3 d( z4 i4 i+ r& \
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~6 J+ M, ?. ^4 L( d( e
keep it up~~$ ?7 m4 N/ B, S% n* {* L
cheers

maksim2046

that is great