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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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* G+ k4 @6 O3 Q0 {5 D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: E- d& h5 x* X# O. k; Y
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 v3 G U8 ^& I* N! Z1 \' k* H" ma.They give like hell. ) k$ A- G( ?, T
b.They do not yell.' y% w! V6 H! P9 q# Q% J
c.They do not tell.# ? L2 d& c( n1 C
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 P$ X; I8 T$ n$ ?8 }& Y0 g
- a HEART to love him,( A" @2 n3 _: J7 D; b
- a DIAMOND to marry him,# Q' Z& l- j: t& B: W7 k! [
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 y) {1 G; K8 Q. u
- a SPADE to bury him!# Y1 s, |" W# t4 ^
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- ?$ A9 f1 [* ~* ?5 U% D
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* d8 R# Y- M8 P4 H$ _/ a6 t
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 J/ X7 X+ N. ~, x" W1 AThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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" i3 E7 R, w( U2 l3 K! b* @0 i* b. `6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. |; H- {, y, X4 H2 rThe arse hole is always in front of you.; x2 r" K* _- P. ?, ]5 Q5 C
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: ^4 T* _ r3 z/ l' [, l
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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7 ? r3 M4 ]# E# m8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 k4 I" a [; t8 KThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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