[English]: Jokes..

小强

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  Q6 D3 h8 N: i8 `+ y7 {9 @1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ W; w; I0 f( K1 c2 x5 p& S
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* A; Y* A1 H5 s. q! |
a.They give like hell.
7 ^! o- O3 x6 C7 C: S* n- r+ Ub.They do not yell.
4 ]( S( J5 z& K- d% A& c" Ec.They do not tell.0 Z6 \# q, \, o  D5 s
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell./ ?& E' i9 F4 F& t; O% A# p
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 U' t5 J. ?4 k. o- ]9 J! @
- a HEART to love him,, E5 v4 i. G6 g! ?; m
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ s8 W8 L0 K* s& t2 C) ]% c6 p- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, \4 W. s% x( d, O- B! S) Z
- a SPADE to bury him!% D4 Z0 l2 Q* I" v" _( j

% E' W9 _) Q/ c4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% e$ ^7 h- ]+ h  lBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: J. A% O$ S  L( c  j

( m1 \) v7 q* }7 H5) What is the strongest muscle?( m% A6 A7 X, _7 v$ x
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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$ W; |; ^1 t( c) ]6 \6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; L/ N' A1 L3 B( U3 G
The arse hole is always in front of you.4 h- V: s" e2 [  @

' H- Q! M1 E/ ]& L7 T8 C2 ~7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" |. b2 P% v& e# V8 R; w+ _9 y$ f# sWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 y. a! w* n; K. y$ F: pThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
+ C) e1 l+ H% y2 w7 Z2 x/ Okeep it up~~
& x( b3 i" {) s: [! fcheers

maksim2046

that is great