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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' a- O2 N9 V u- f2 }; ~99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 x# G. v5 R# D: O a. _% p
4 H1 {0 l% O1 x! K. f2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. U1 k" t6 V+ f
a.They give like hell.
; q6 T9 V2 ?0 y1 Sb.They do not yell.
& m5 G7 k, {: Kc.They do not tell.
0 ^9 g7 C: a% K; M* @- T+ vd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* v! X# R7 \& {
1 q0 O$ `) C# C& E8 B3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
+ A! Z4 K4 r' z9 b- _( m! R- a HEART to love him,
/ o! {" Y, E: k0 R3 A, i9 k' e- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( H. G5 O3 w4 Q2 |; R- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 u h+ x4 U2 B9 v
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
+ l/ l1 M8 g+ }3 H& n+ b# qBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later2 n: z9 g0 n |0 {1 \7 ]
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5) What is the strongest muscle?+ }4 d2 r7 H* Q6 Y0 G3 A/ ]
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, q j0 O' A* ~- n
/ i2 u$ b3 Z y3 u! K" E/ {6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' Q1 T3 }' D3 n, k, k& z- \% hThe arse hole is always in front of you.- o/ `6 {. Z5 s+ w8 @! c! D
% T( ~! W& ]4 X. o7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
, z# g. Z. }0 P5 ?( ZWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, b" g7 }( b5 L4 W5 `' o" c5 `The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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