[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" A. F; W/ A" y) k
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence  w8 o& K; _& b& f$ w6 s- [& W
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  ]. T$ g& a  Q, i* c& v% e1 C
a.They give like hell.
/ {, X+ H" Q6 u, s' l* \b.They do not yell.
  {! C& `8 h. oc.They do not tell.! ~; W( ?+ Y* [8 Z# U: L
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  A% h8 A2 W2 r. ^
- a HEART to love him,
; r$ A" G% B; A9 I! [- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& u" n+ M: i- k3 h6 I- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, Z/ x( b1 E4 L' R) ]& E
- a SPADE to bury him!2 |  D( Z0 V  r, w2 N2 l9 ?
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ r( ]# x7 P, X1 R% o' |2 mBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) \  a" f& c4 n$ d5 c9 \# F6 ?# D* L

- ~6 h8 k  J6 ~5) What is the strongest muscle?( `, S; H" [, t& ]; p2 D  f
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!" |* Y0 l6 g; c* d0 t: S
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?2 M# ?$ m5 ]$ z5 G3 b
The arse hole is always in front of you.+ n* Q7 F5 j* K, U" a5 X

2 j8 C7 L! L" E0 H5 C* `7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) K9 B5 X1 K' q8 nWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ j- u: Q; N( C4 g) w% x
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 Y5 i) u3 i2 aThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
' i) I/ F: I+ gkeep it up~~' u. s9 X0 F, [
cheers

maksim2046

that is great