[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 V2 T$ g3 I+ C
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: U4 e; h8 M; k

" c. P% I* `4 [& {) f1 k2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
. Z# g  R) {* {! g) ~7 qa.They give like hell.
# K% U2 k' }0 _) x- ^3 l1 yb.They do not yell.
) s" Q' O0 r% _7 G6 F% E: C1 ic.They do not tell.
% m/ o( |4 z* `2 u1 h" R' Xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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5 Y* S' C  x: k3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
; X3 e, U, x7 p& ?0 ]0 K$ C  V- a HEART to love him,
; x/ e) B3 H; u5 e9 V" M/ |- a DIAMOND to marry him,
) F$ f) c/ ^' J8 C# p/ N- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, ?( c% S9 Z$ s" S
- a SPADE to bury him!2 e/ ^2 [( X" k4 b) l
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. I2 A  _) k7 W
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! a+ v  Q% x9 c( t) j2 B$ W, R- x
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
2 D( M5 P% r3 ^5 @9 t! CThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; t' m. Y4 [% m" w+ x
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; v4 {" m' |! [! x; y$ A* J+ D
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ I6 S% e6 \6 I* H: g$ a% HWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ w+ M- k  R! @/ F/ [6 E* a
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 f* P/ b# G1 C2 _
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
9 U) S$ t' X  n; c, gkeep it up~~
& `$ ]0 S# p) u3 w7 k6 jcheers

maksim2046

that is great