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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
1 e0 p+ ]0 r) \ e7 `) C6 h. b/ A99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' ~8 h/ J" n$ D; r: C; y* O( n9 o
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
$ W1 J- A: C2 u0 m' @a.They give like hell.
- o0 z: P' H9 H: Z; |2 D# H* Ib.They do not yell.
) i7 [! ]# l$ ~1 }+ xc.They do not tell.
6 H( T+ G2 y+ {* n& S: o0 zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.. |2 |( n& l W6 g
, {) z# z) s. H3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
0 `: A% v$ G( g0 X) n- a HEART to love him,- F, X9 C* V C+ j. ^
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
/ ?% {, j, d6 Y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 h& p! p; p9 J& _5 l, r# o- l- a SPADE to bury him!: ]! L. z6 V3 p( g
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: N- ]' g! y% x% m4 [- I, }, X3 DBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& d+ @. ~% B: G; A) p4 K
/ X5 H& Z# }; l5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 A. t. T' P# ?: xThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) F: t3 _( y3 p, r% j- t7 W/ ~
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- d" y0 _4 ]. T7 K
The arse hole is always in front of you.9 u/ j4 p6 [( \+ d9 H Z
( r5 v' l( d7 U( h2 v; h' P) l: i7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) q8 b/ D- m" {7 z* [
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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6 I, w' f( P* R' }# ?+ ]* x8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ b! K8 ~9 z9 l
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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