[English]: Jokes..

小强

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$ d; p7 [5 ^) ~* j! U+ W( K9 f1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 Z- }' o$ X2 i9 z9 ^
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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& B; q6 k1 j2 e6 N2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
- O8 L; o: @) m, F7 ha.They give like hell. * E) _) s+ s7 L0 m. |" k7 {1 V
b.They do not yell.) n, C3 @( ^7 A0 C
c.They do not tell.
- Y4 L' }/ l# ?. t  cd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.  A# ~6 W' ]* Y6 ~" J" [% q
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
/ O$ Y1 N2 U9 F5 I% X- a HEART to love him,; A& I; K/ a2 d
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ A/ r+ t" s! c- G* [- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 [" ~  [" q; d) W* {+ t+ f  X- a SPADE to bury him!( A' ~4 H* w, B1 S0 @1 U; w: i

  M3 s0 d3 u# Q) k1 C) E4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* S+ v! M- \5 A3 ^6 ?" b, G# h) {
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 W. d* x" Z' R$ R3 R0 g

; Y0 |+ I$ |0 S7 _0 k* R! ^5) What is the strongest muscle?
' n+ L* o4 e0 E4 C2 A$ T  f# i3 nThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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# ]$ g/ B! {* o6 P- q- P- |6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 `5 {, n" m: g# k: S5 ~# O
The arse hole is always in front of you.( e0 U3 }( c7 H% @; F. B

  Z$ x4 e3 l" o# G- G' O, R7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& c8 I  Z  z( S, q9 x$ p+ g
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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; K4 e9 ?; M6 @5 [8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 o0 e- l, d6 Y2 t/ Y
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~, L) V, e6 c+ T6 w/ Y6 W/ N+ ?/ u3 r
keep it up~~- C7 O" W+ ~, H! t' p9 {
cheers

maksim2046

that is great