[English]: Jokes..

小强

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) F1 u" N/ G2 y6 ~3 [  E1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. N% u) [5 {8 b99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& w$ N) x5 O8 k  g7 q
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ Q, `$ D6 L, |+ ?7 u9 I' k! ia.They give like hell. 8 ^8 D+ ]  ?- D; t( ^9 `6 e" \! S
b.They do not yell.) f3 I5 V2 D" l5 M+ b
c.They do not tell.
9 ?1 b; [0 ]/ B4 c% Md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ f9 \( m3 [/ Z- r. Z) ]
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" `) |/ {8 E/ G2 x% y# G- a HEART to love him,
1 M. t& z1 f9 M. x# S$ Z- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" @( Y% \3 V2 B/ m$ q& T! M- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
: w- u/ i$ f; E6 f0 E- a SPADE to bury him!& G# h- h$ S, K  P- W  o" ~0 b2 V/ W
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 Z& O, m2 z5 [( }
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?5 @# y4 v( s5 U
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 q# z9 d7 E  L" ?/ a5 Y  @/ j6 p
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. B) p1 c0 t4 y- G( _8 C
The arse hole is always in front of you.( C+ H- k/ v: H, J

- m/ a- F/ d8 `7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 C9 O+ g- q  n! K, H  T. mWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. T: S' S) b/ W! p0 O9 t% sThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~+ E$ v+ a1 w% S
keep it up~~
/ o4 o8 M2 b6 D$ ncheers

maksim2046

that is great