[English]: Jokes..

小强

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- d; d% \( _+ G! h" ^6 \" X1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. j* s: V9 n1 J6 y) i! M# N8 E99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& D' n5 [4 L& Z7 D) ]2 t' Ra.They give like hell. ' E$ g1 O" i, ^2 b( a
b.They do not yell.2 @; k  ]2 p' ~! D2 y
c.They do not tell.5 i; w" `2 M( I; l! C0 M
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 w; M* o8 ~. M" \
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
- Y% G5 X+ L1 G: e- a HEART to love him,) S8 y+ y# {4 a6 N
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 c1 s! _8 x) T' t5 z) Y4 q- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, t9 b& j, O, M2 M; i
- a SPADE to bury him!2 a" p  {5 f  _
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?5 J5 @4 S+ V0 U9 H0 _
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
* k9 ~2 j# e$ a' M. nThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 n2 h9 m* {, k( g  u, |9 l. ~1 G

  q8 S4 E, X( b7 v8 ?8 a( F6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% ^( N: g3 n1 V% zThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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+ k& V4 Q- H. h+ g% d7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- ~9 W" i! z0 p  f8 Z8 ]/ H' C
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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% m, ?' s' L  A) M: V) R$ G% V8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 V$ u8 u; |: \9 P, kThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
7 i: t2 `$ Z4 m2 q  Vkeep it up~~" g- V- r5 U. s
cheers

maksim2046

that is great