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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
+ s0 a" P+ o, b99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' s& H! X$ T- Y7 E
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 k) A' N3 d" H
a.They give like hell.
8 q2 c$ L+ E  a+ F6 Wb.They do not yell.  e6 O3 g, z5 ?; v9 T
c.They do not tell.
  |" h' W/ T' s& ^* m& x& @* {d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# m5 Q! t  j1 e/ g# T

9 Z0 O6 e4 U. j# O3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- K* f- ?% e3 d
- a HEART to love him,
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- a SPADE to bury him!
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) i2 ?! S# K# B" _3 N( E' R4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?  i8 t% R! _  E/ k. s/ p
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% B7 d9 W- V) S8 k( c* B
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
2 V! {  _) K2 f/ m. y- L  B8 a6 R, xThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!" O9 ~: k  I. v2 w! P

3 {& X1 i4 G1 }6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?  B5 q9 R6 _0 `) G: z3 E& m5 l
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" c4 a9 w  Z5 Q5 l' i1 e
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 ?3 @+ [. m  \* u2 p- k( Q# J
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~
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that is great
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