[English]: Jokes..

小强

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9 h# b  F0 U- @, v- S( I9 P1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 y8 `; C1 @8 Z3 `  I4 D. [9 a99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 |* I7 K0 e% D, C" p9 g( I
a.They give like hell.
9 G0 J; a, r) n; p2 a( K/ h* `b.They do not yell.- [/ e' Y! ]3 [
c.They do not tell.
% K5 N# ?9 z* f* w6 ~& h# x  Cd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:( k6 U9 o3 v6 o  ^0 \8 Q
- a HEART to love him,% ]0 r/ m  W% _2 t
- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ S) S9 w2 o& D% R
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, a& |6 Q$ p6 _$ n  Y
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& Z9 S  N% k. G/ }% R  f- Q: z& _! ]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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3 Q- |# q$ w) {* ^: G0 n+ D& x5) What is the strongest muscle?
& ]6 r2 ?+ q& l. @/ u2 }7 K+ @4 EThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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" ]1 @& O" I/ W, u, f" r4 D6 _6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) Q/ @9 f0 n, g
The arse hole is always in front of you.% s( p* P% V$ P
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ T" S6 n' g& U8 Z* \+ J$ `
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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" K9 B. x# i4 `/ Q0 F8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1 t9 t7 {, a' V9 ]6 ~
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~: E0 `/ I) N" ]  o9 V  r! ~  D
keep it up~~
1 A% d2 Q- v8 ^. Kcheers

maksim2046

that is great