[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4 w- d4 ~, t  X, L" X4 c
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
; ?5 [2 j3 Y/ A4 r, G: G1 ]a.They give like hell.
8 `: @) L7 m8 W& F% w5 D! a/ eb.They do not yell.
; N9 M# K9 b" C0 s# V/ d1 {c.They do not tell.
/ |" \/ h+ ]+ x) ?4 ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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  B, J, B1 F+ e0 g. }* {6 Y, n3 x3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. g' c6 `' V" Q3 r- _; d
- a HEART to love him,
7 h4 e  B9 ~2 L6 R8 J2 r& s8 t- a DIAMOND to marry him,
8 y0 {! g" N  i# o& p- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
1 B( |: b/ c+ P. M. ^$ r' T- w- a SPADE to bury him!/ l' `; Q! e: K3 `

- c  k+ r' N- V* U7 L$ P( M+ i4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
; n! n/ v2 S  B+ q) BBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 q0 n9 v+ D/ a( {0 o. U% i4 R
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
2 s: v5 _  F3 J' h, p: {) z% f$ KThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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' |; U3 p4 X  Z, s( O6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 M7 w( L" [9 m- }/ \The arse hole is always in front of you.
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8 |3 C0 m2 H. F6 B/ [7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
& x6 V. t/ C7 C+ s9 R7 TWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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; w8 _3 q4 E' T) ~; w; c9 N$ V8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ e! P% N: K5 `! x$ s
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~  F- |2 W9 D. B' ^0 u1 S
keep it up~~6 h/ L$ N; Y! C: N! W
cheers

maksim2046

that is great