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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
& D( I" H( z! D99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" P" }0 S# h8 G( \6 q# J E
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?% ^8 I6 T( G& x* B* p% F) |2 [% P, J+ D' M
a.They give like hell.
" T8 |( V" Z% Gb.They do not yell.) p; f! R$ g6 \1 q" U2 u
c.They do not tell.9 U2 ]9 a' r5 j
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( |9 L T, e- O/ P4 T' Y/ I/ w
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* D- y4 s" ]0 D/ T2 |9 X% k
- a HEART to love him,
! }$ C7 x8 d8 X" @9 b- a DIAMOND to marry him,* _* f" w- D) R5 W+ N$ _
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, Z8 F/ `- \. y* z' R; \9 Z8 M
- a SPADE to bury him!; T1 m. ^' c/ A( ^
p( A; {/ m3 w# q6 d% y; C4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 V4 |3 ~ l3 P, r
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later `1 t& Z0 n' A1 y
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
; R/ ]' o3 }2 m2 R7 Y4 ~1 j( x5 oThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 Y" U. d3 A3 r5 r- X) Z
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7 E. u" ]- p* z2 y+ F7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0 {9 {/ ?1 H2 {5 _ O
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, w B0 o8 j5 {
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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