[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# c- @3 G( Y5 E" c$ n: m- C- ^
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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6 j# H5 t6 |6 H$ u. N1 J2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; I/ `' [' l& O' J- Z8 G
a.They give like hell. + a1 v2 \5 ~4 D8 ?8 b
b.They do not yell.+ Y6 C* [. I. `$ W6 Y
c.They do not tell.2 |2 i. F. G0 x
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# o% K  V  B1 j. P" A
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 l5 O+ L* y1 c0 \4 a6 ]' V
- a HEART to love him,0 n/ S' k6 x1 O9 C) M. b
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
: P8 \. R+ W& x: ~1 k( ^2 S- a CLUB to smash his head in, and9 D/ w6 B  f; Y! d" q9 K
- a SPADE to bury him!) {3 X8 j5 R6 M5 \7 T! m  T: E
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
, V# {+ g8 O. s& {1 x) VBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 s# K6 ?# m2 Q
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
# Z6 R1 p. c: T+ S) v, x  C$ FThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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, [" ?( r$ v: G/ }  C0 e3 _6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, o1 S# P; c; }, L6 m
The arse hole is always in front of you.1 d4 ?% Q, L! ~6 N) Q
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?; f& z) l( @) Z1 G: R7 b$ z' ?# n6 M
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! F* F  z- P4 c+ y$ I
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ c4 d0 X0 u2 c
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
: I# U. j9 f8 F( Zkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great