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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
* T/ V" Q* C `% Q4 o5 Y$ S99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 P0 x* J7 h$ f/ u. p/ i% Na.They give like hell.
- @( ` C+ [5 B% H! F2 ob.They do not yell.* L7 F# f0 Z5 A& |0 d
c.They do not tell.
5 ~* S1 D% Q- f9 j8 |* Gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3 N: S8 n1 S! a' x! G* ~* l* l/ g3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
, N* v2 C( `) F3 L: T3 A/ q, z h2 O- a HEART to love him,
6 s) n3 A7 z8 q; e/ M- a DIAMOND to marry him,/ c; W- d) w4 V5 A
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 ^* g3 s5 ]! n: G5 d$ L- a SPADE to bury him!; z2 V, o1 }/ a; B8 J2 v. D
8 B6 F5 ?7 C. b! J4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 D; Y3 D T4 f$ c3 q2 o9 O# N
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
( y% j9 m% Q" N+ OThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ H) M6 t A v! VThe arse hole is always in front of you.9 R7 B$ S4 W3 }! [
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 U4 c/ h3 |2 i9 p5 @" A$ Z
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!- \8 N4 I7 g3 `; ^
6 ~! J+ g3 ^2 S S9 @4 T7 G8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
- k" \9 |7 {# c- _5 H- Z/ lThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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