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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 ?6 c3 y3 r9 Z; ]$ q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ K8 d9 e! z6 L/ L; r. b
a.They give like hell.
6 n6 V; _6 w6 N: \b.They do not yell.1 G8 o6 A: F& j" R2 Y0 ^
c.They do not tell.
0 T! [' X- R: ` t7 yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 u) G! u7 ]% ]5 ]; y
- a HEART to love him, Y! ^, g3 m% t- m# R
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
* }3 V: B1 W. i K- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, f2 \& v4 e1 G; V
- a SPADE to bury him!/ e5 `9 U4 G0 b- \/ q/ o: h
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0 ?# q0 Z3 [/ s/ q0 B* `& S$ @
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' e3 n/ J$ h- @ }; S6 V1 F, i
/ p+ W3 Z7 X4 s5) What is the strongest muscle?
& u2 R6 f) c/ @( X( G/ UThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!3 E$ h+ ~1 n4 T" a% ^6 O
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
$ w2 n- t7 H* {: O- e8 o0 lThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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4 m$ P# U2 [% u _7 ~. D+ R7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
& H( l# I) p2 x0 ]# \8 Y6 RWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!; F }5 n: X- |5 a1 p
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# q% ~3 H* Y3 K9 h( R# L+ UThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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