[English]: Jokes..

小强

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3 e% V9 P- T/ j1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& N+ @5 ^3 |0 X! ^% `4 `
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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0 I; k& o: i5 ^/ v; a2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
7 l1 d, s4 O/ B- D) I4 ?+ A. ga.They give like hell.
  a5 ~$ I% T/ @5 hb.They do not yell.
9 ?# l/ @' x' R/ bc.They do not tell.: }4 W; d/ t- b. u
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 D8 x: Z7 h$ h& `& n/ s' q9 ?9 h7 t
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
8 S5 y( |* z2 L8 Z6 I% ?, Y% P- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
) Y; F( ]' Z. g$ ^# T! F5 P: v- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
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2 F0 J* H4 ]  j7 O5) What is the strongest muscle?! ?1 \2 q) Q/ N
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) d" u6 H+ m  N9 B0 i& C. `3 k
The arse hole is always in front of you.+ e7 [6 o, I" @

6 n! c. L- B4 _7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 N: ~1 U' s6 U  `# K7 D2 {  Z7 [
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; I; Y# J8 t; V
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~2 Y( i/ _/ t2 b- ?
keep it up~~( ~0 v0 P% u" C$ Z6 @: B" \) J
cheers

maksim2046

that is great