[English]: Jokes..

小强

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- h. F' P" R/ n% T/ W! v1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 D& H0 c- Y4 Z4 _; z
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" m* s  ?" L2 |: A

5 r" C) A7 F$ l+ ^: s) h- }2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: Y7 d( @0 y  c0 D8 M8 X% u" X
a.They give like hell.
! v: g# L2 ~5 Xb.They do not yell.8 T' ?' o! A. J3 {/ J# J, a& P0 ?
c.They do not tell.* R) R& B  s. o3 e. F! o4 T
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.  Z0 l! p- `6 g6 P0 y2 i
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
7 Q) z& K/ J& I5 {& O$ o- a HEART to love him,
3 R  ~0 F% z; x- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 v% ~5 `% G6 k* H9 D- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- Z: `% A0 U: v" F# B. R' J- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: w8 p6 p/ C9 O- S" t( R# ~Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- C0 e; v: p! h- f

: h) F1 R' i3 }; S' B$ c5) What is the strongest muscle?
  w' Y( f" A3 b# `' G) l' L# A% qThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 L( c+ A8 `0 ~8 p6 k- b* c
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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" U" D# C6 U7 T8 b- Q1 `7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?9 _9 ^% E+ Y" g" i) j# j
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!5 h; f% X" a$ B& u# P* u
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
9 i4 n: U5 a8 ]% V5 CThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
# \' V* F- u7 X# v/ vkeep it up~~+ u$ U. t: v) l& v5 {+ a4 i3 {
cheers

maksim2046

that is great