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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, j( a: B1 O9 i3 D/ s0 {. Q
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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8 L8 G0 h3 d! |2 k2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 B2 }! ^1 g2 l9 A
a.They give like hell.
& n& _1 I% Q6 N5 F7 U: K$ `" fb.They do not yell.' f' i& I+ J' q
c.They do not tell.( s9 ^" R8 o- O
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& g n- P0 L: B4 h
7 Z; g1 p7 T% [3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 D# l$ ~% L2 ~$ w0 x6 E
- a HEART to love him,
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0 c+ w; T+ A0 A/ P- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' I. z h, j* z* {4 |
- a SPADE to bury him!) }# V: T- l+ y& V# M
/ }; @& W3 F, h7 d. q: k" `+ t4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? i- }4 p% H1 u/ C2 @
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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; b3 Y) l* Y) {$ k* [5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 m6 a% X5 p; @2 u/ e- @The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 ^8 m& K5 b0 D4 E7 h' o
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 Q2 [4 V/ F9 v T( r
The arse hole is always in front of you.8 S. }: q3 { q1 e2 ?8 q
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" r8 x( @' `# X; {) {4 I$ P" u" OWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
9 L5 M4 T. X4 q& u8 m$ jThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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