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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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! e: t# t) c# i5 ~! O1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" V+ @+ @8 m8 X& M6 X
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 U9 L! d+ ~5 M' c; Z/ V" p& l8 v
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 t8 d7 S) ^ P' o/ Z9 \9 y# k
a.They give like hell. ( S4 K0 `" n0 Q% C( h+ K) T
b.They do not yell.& D5 w- Z m& `# K3 l1 C
c.They do not tell.
; P; T* k+ F9 |, p3 dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) {- [) r# O# @" g& d* Q# R
% ?+ \( R/ [5 |) L5 K& A# v+ E3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: G8 R* s) D) r# b2 E/ R% A
- a HEART to love him,
& ]. g b5 A" J k- a DIAMOND to marry him,. g) Y: E" e7 }3 Y8 ]
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" C8 L6 [ R" q$ U, ]+ O% k4 q
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ y0 E) ~ Y* c- A) P( ~# d& oBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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+ I N5 K# y, L9 o1 R4 M) }5) What is the strongest muscle?& R( G/ y) C! z) P5 A; l* F& S
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 {2 F5 p4 h( y9 T
. _) `0 f c/ s6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?& ]* B" U( ?$ A8 y4 c6 ^
The arse hole is always in front of you.- V5 C& Z$ Z! l( p; {7 a' S0 w- P! l
, ~+ T4 ?0 {: r" [" O* O# E7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% c0 {9 X3 ~ a) ] p4 hWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& g1 ~8 a+ y. wThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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