[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 F, {0 c; e! W* i' z99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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* N% |* N8 ?+ u: _9 j2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# ~0 k. b: w8 p! c+ o% |! d# D( \a.They give like hell.
7 T) `6 h$ T8 x7 m& eb.They do not yell.
4 s0 E) w# b8 b  n# v7 ac.They do not tell.
2 t% E1 ]' w$ y' ~: {d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( d' z4 h4 O' V- ?- w1 R( N& h

6 u3 Y- m+ X3 W3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
5 @" E6 \: B/ m7 @2 i- a HEART to love him,9 I/ ]& w' y) U; s
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
8 Y% L! X4 x3 Y9 m/ X- I) g- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 W1 p  }: M" A- G0 T; N- {
- a SPADE to bury him!) d  ?) X* H- E9 o5 C9 T

% |3 @, u4 w4 J1 j% a2 t# B6 |4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?/ ^: q' w( N2 f! @! e
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
, O0 Y. B  e$ S. x; V  c. }+ nThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& ~9 R$ |. z3 U$ L( B- OThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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2 b/ w) S' D4 d  ^: K7 ^/ `7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' V( u7 p& H) O. xWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 `( l1 s6 L, K' T3 Q: {5 |3 a5 h' P

, D) y0 s! d- N/ J) q7 c1 i6 R5 F8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& S* c7 m: }3 M$ SThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~, w5 V0 h% c  [( o& G6 T; P9 M! O
keep it up~~) O2 d4 R" F% |3 }7 J
cheers

maksim2046

that is great