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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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( N0 }* h) ~; _5 Q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" ~- ~! I6 P- k% i9 s
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence* }" ^3 s" o& q7 c
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& a4 B/ M" H1 E7 M1 r/ U
a.They give like hell. 1 e$ e3 s6 y- Y) X
b.They do not yell.4 @2 L$ I8 v' i9 z' @9 Y; S
c.They do not tell.
* h2 F0 N b0 J& P E/ _d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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) ]$ d- H, l( z" r! P' K# d) F3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
# X! r' Y# e7 Y, p! O" x6 j& B- a HEART to love him,- l( k* X& {5 y6 A
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' _5 e+ t) b! U5 L$ K( f w- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 F7 T3 ^* B5 t" C- a SPADE to bury him!) G' j2 k# C. H" l! }& ^$ j
G$ F' ]' f1 X1 l- a! m4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 ^1 O4 E: M. P6 K0 B
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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8 j9 ~# v1 R5 @8 P5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ y3 S c! W4 t$ k* M; YThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* I/ h* r# {4 G+ L6 s6 W# X' D8 q% Q: Z. i
, m( G8 k M) s6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
* ]4 }8 O; a2 |6 _( W" J/ J' `The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 s+ H0 W7 ]: {5 Y9 d
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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6 k8 B! _/ F4 U2 N8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 ]! R4 e* r4 O: w: k/ K7 FThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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