[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" _6 V/ E0 B2 y& u* S: \& o
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: }: H' n% p6 g4 W; J
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ D. u# [2 W3 X! k$ S' B" _3 u, ?; Ra.They give like hell.
' W/ J  _  e. n* _  j2 sb.They do not yell." B% i/ o; \( k9 E. @/ G4 x  X9 w/ B7 N0 C
c.They do not tell.) x4 @  X7 e7 E% T7 C7 a: ^
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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: A. S) m! i8 I0 i; d6 S3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 W1 B; ]8 T) y9 E' h1 h7 ~
- a HEART to love him,2 x" M; L2 \$ T0 G0 c! E3 R6 @# \& d
- a DIAMOND to marry him,, {' U4 f8 z  o3 V$ q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. O# B+ q0 Y& w. I  ^- a SPADE to bury him!% G1 s8 j, y0 |* D* n+ w
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?5 x0 {) X5 V2 ^" z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?, d7 J/ N0 c8 y! h1 ]0 m4 B
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; O  n9 V+ w& _! R- o5 M
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" l5 W& |; C- b; h
The arse hole is always in front of you.' g5 ~/ ~/ m/ d

% p& q: U' N* w9 V7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?  \5 E4 |9 U1 d7 I8 g+ K& H
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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$ k  Z! t, S$ [0 ?$ G( z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# @  }3 l: |: T
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~3 C. A  D4 y$ _1 }2 t* y$ W/ n
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great