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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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a! p6 ~( `. X" h0 q) B0 \# e# r1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* w2 z* i6 J* B3 r4 c" _
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 O% ^: B- j \" ~. t! Y2 F2 b" I
a.They give like hell. # s4 P- h8 H# Z' }: I- q- r
b.They do not yell.
4 s+ i/ w( H6 c( |c.They do not tell.# N' {. Y k4 s$ G: o
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& T/ ~$ n' W) {' |+ v9 B$ \& J5 v% N& A- P
, j" r1 q% m" W1 y0 R0 z3 D3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- H( D$ h3 O' S, z3 `6 h% ~: G, Y2 m- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* C z7 q( g" s; F! B h: n
- a SPADE to bury him!. o, E, g0 g$ d/ k7 D. j
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
8 \8 E9 i5 t7 h) U: Z+ O2 F. uBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 c+ \9 J4 R3 B4 J* W0 b/ w3 q% q7 @The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. X7 D6 M; w3 h* z) x6 DThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
* s4 s) l& S% d j7 r* v: W! a0 lWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* Z8 H# g0 L2 Y* r# c. t, @$ ZThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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