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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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. u2 e2 S" b( I% y/ F) F1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 \4 q, ~+ g% e A2 g! v* ?. ~3 m. z& {99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# t8 ]( q1 r6 N
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! W, C R% j0 C9 |4 z8 Q/ B0 V7 ca.They give like hell.
- d F6 d: ]* {+ F `# [! F# bb.They do not yell.5 a8 k- I, Y- l1 F) V: }( r1 Z
c.They do not tell.
6 x* b6 m8 r/ n% ?, l0 l4 Vd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: \7 u# C6 I5 t. R
& R- [' m& [" B3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 _5 e- {! L1 m4 s2 h* n4 D) V" S- a HEART to love him,% T! C9 C6 l/ t1 J1 r0 H7 z+ O' l
- a DIAMOND to marry him, ^8 R4 _+ y2 L7 p2 Q c' U% H
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 i( {7 ?. T$ t+ a; `& G
- a SPADE to bury him!+ |5 g+ a& w- I) S7 \' E( Z
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
U0 @" b0 h4 J, m% G+ g+ KBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?2 `* E: y* y0 O5 i0 z( F1 }* h
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' g: @1 h! M7 q
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" D- {" V# d9 t2 {: G: q( [% E/ \
The arse hole is always in front of you.7 L# l' b, n3 d, M5 h3 Y
: F. t" b N) L0 F7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ I* F0 j" i: QWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& [* m7 {' C- v- p. [" ?+ J# p, QThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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