[English]: Jokes..

小强

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9 w3 O# s+ k9 w5 R) f5 C1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job+ Y  G6 e; u% g& I. R! h3 {% s% {* D
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 D5 W$ B* Y- ^" c/ W
a.They give like hell. 9 c! s+ g/ f5 V1 s8 \% {
b.They do not yell.$ j0 p4 g6 V) o8 ~
c.They do not tell.5 N1 F5 B3 f- @8 i
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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+ X5 a! z  Y5 V( a  c3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 ^* ^! z8 f$ I/ c. E, K
- a HEART to love him,
9 X% l2 k1 c  g& U" ]- a DIAMOND to marry him,
5 k( B  a7 ]! D7 r: ?5 d; ^- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
# F- q% `, K# {! B# V$ D- a SPADE to bury him!! u! u1 z. C7 j8 q: f& k# _. ^
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
3 i. A) B0 c! m$ Z& b3 NBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- n, p, p  }/ |! f; ]/ U
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5) What is the strongest muscle?- W8 d. Z* A# n: _3 n
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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# p$ N1 L. l) P6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. _! K9 b9 s3 ?6 m% w
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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8 D# O! P. U; d- z& \* b2 q+ l7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& K" d8 J+ J* \8 ^3 h2 X- e
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* f# u4 O. e4 |9 R' n2 R( g- YThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~5 J6 W/ G) u# U6 O5 ^& [
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great