[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 a& _' X; }% v/ k* _1 j
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 v) [- g  J" }& d2 b7 ^a.They give like hell.
! q5 p6 u) J/ h0 ~, z' Sb.They do not yell.5 x, V* r, b% w/ E5 G* ~" o
c.They do not tell.9 ]) o4 l: u) I% z: y
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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& m/ R3 u6 w$ |3 ^) [0 s: G& L0 o& w3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 A  d- ~& R+ \- i
- a HEART to love him,
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5 j$ C" D7 A. n9 G& h- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- _6 x* Z9 E' t% S. _/ A! t: H- a SPADE to bury him!
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# L( F. Y5 C: s- t4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- u) v( W, U7 H$ w
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?* R; J4 M- A2 K! S% ]- H# |
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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) I- X3 F/ E) k# d4 G4 a4 J# p7 p6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 a) g5 B8 e7 l
The arse hole is always in front of you.  `! S" b4 R% I: T/ o

5 g# [7 y0 p2 f  t" Y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ u8 W! U* U7 dWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ ]! h, H1 G7 V/ g
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 a# j3 M/ x' @# a- gThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
* n# v' \% e7 P4 Y/ Lkeep it up~~  ~) q' M1 ?8 B9 i, H
cheers

maksim2046

that is great