[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' M% B8 Q% c4 e% K9 b7 u99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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4 R: M3 D/ |+ P1 b3 M2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
) P! O. j& X# f+ m1 i1 ~a.They give like hell.
. c* [1 B6 d  g) B6 S; Jb.They do not yell.1 d, ]5 ]9 a" y# G- O" M0 E
c.They do not tell.' j& Y- z( ~7 J" L- ]
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* R, m5 X+ U+ m& F5 J

! c4 }3 M* v3 O3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 E2 z8 e2 @) m' v" N; t7 o+ S( \
- a HEART to love him,- |1 c. r3 z* t" J) K
- a DIAMOND to marry him,& f, [; M2 I" j$ o
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
* C, x2 F! u: ?8 Z) G- a SPADE to bury him!, |8 p+ ^  B) k! Z: M( d

. x  x: f7 |0 f) _! `4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. G7 ?; a& g' R% y: D
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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: a( P$ B: i: `' k, ?5 ~5) What is the strongest muscle?& ~3 J2 T8 Y% w  P7 J& W  ?
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 B+ ^1 A- P% L/ nThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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  A$ z5 j3 P; r% h, H% V7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' ]8 G1 u0 R+ f* ~5 \When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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$ e3 z* x+ @9 S6 K3 j6 [8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?) ~, n6 S% e) n1 K) W- h, V
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great