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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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! c w# H* M; d# l3 @( q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) q/ M2 D/ i# y/ L3 n
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( U& n; k( _9 p1 u( [
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" W$ c6 t5 w2 `9 [/ X
a.They give like hell.
9 y# }+ D- ~- [) v- W9 Ib.They do not yell.. X$ H# B' G" P4 R
c.They do not tell.7 Q2 [" E) E6 |/ ]
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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! u6 [& o2 d& n( o2 n* s5 _3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 l6 D" H; V) s( }5 M; ?3 X
- a HEART to love him,
( t' A6 M: V4 h% x8 T- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ w; ^4 Z! N6 X2 G- q! w, y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
$ I" z% o9 q9 V6 o2 e' N- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% m! V Q( r1 G" k& @8 ~2 W; `% `; a* @
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" }- i* W! v/ a% a
3 p+ ]: B! W- u3 ]% x0 \5 g5) What is the strongest muscle?# t9 s$ u) _! o
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 V" Z* |: G& ?7 Z- h" D
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% l0 O$ I. K' i: h6 _The arse hole is always in front of you.
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( h3 E* x! b2 w7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
( h7 m2 r0 V1 z9 kWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!5 v# @5 Q/ n1 x5 T$ e7 R
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ U5 w5 f% i; w: q9 B! rThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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