[English]: Jokes..

小强

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5 D& z9 f' @+ u. z' x6 n; {1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
" l* v) W9 l: U( D/ Z& ?$ Z99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 Y" U7 N- ?$ G: @# `
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
2 m. E5 T+ ~" g: Ja.They give like hell.
1 s; I8 q+ b& W& X& ?/ Vb.They do not yell.4 I! K% u) U* g' e5 |
c.They do not tell.2 B( N( R5 |' f7 v/ M8 C
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 A" M4 [6 R2 M' v4 _8 N
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( f- Z; m1 E, I4 Q; D! E# r- a HEART to love him,
& q2 F* K6 K7 X; m- a DIAMOND to marry him,
5 {* w. @) c! A$ `- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& o& K7 w0 T7 i8 y, `8 I- a SPADE to bury him!
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; s# n3 S3 Y% g4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
, b, `1 F0 `# I$ D9 V# tBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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* q8 i* ^# p! |4 B$ H. Z5) What is the strongest muscle?8 @2 ?5 w; m6 ~- {) f9 ]2 n
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!3 q* Y3 h$ Q2 w. p# b8 b

" c. ]. z% N! ]' x% s+ }* a  N6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 |# Q7 o0 i6 v4 N2 b
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% k" G" l+ A3 m, }When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
  A% ~1 Q/ N5 mThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
) ]$ b, @' f, ]: K/ W- v  }" p+ N. H9 ?keep it up~~
0 |" ~* |, X8 t* r: echeers

maksim2046

that is great