[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1 P$ v5 z( Q7 J" w* b0 W  R1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
* C" V& e2 O5 c. g$ Z  L99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 Y$ O# l2 Y- U4 T1 N  a

: N0 u, P6 E& A+ {* P+ ^( Z7 @2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 D6 ~8 g+ ?' f9 v
a.They give like hell.
6 j) w0 k) S, X' H8 Ob.They do not yell.
+ S2 y3 x2 [' q. z8 R0 @' mc.They do not tell.
& {* _& X5 P7 }1 U- [. @% |/ ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
  v4 X, V" k8 ]6 n/ I- a HEART to love him,
- M6 b" p9 ]/ n) {7 u8 E0 X- a DIAMOND to marry him,
) x, T" V6 u/ h8 Z2 T& N4 c$ w( B& s- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
/ [2 e  o& d) H6 ~1 N4 Q2 T( X- a SPADE to bury him!5 l4 x3 F1 ]0 {* B' Q) H2 g
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) Q# L! {% b* V; b' ?. I0 h
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# e$ T2 X8 B- F9 e) f4 m3 }
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
! @7 E$ u2 j2 QThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! L; T2 Z' K2 ^; a  r; Q/ G4 {% g1 |

5 u# X& v0 r3 i9 X7 a. Y- F7 Q9 g6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 D' z' c! k. \; [6 F, Q* \The arse hole is always in front of you.
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8 {4 p6 ?$ q1 y1 _1 E2 k; Y3 ?- ?' K7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 H% O2 ]) Z, ~When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?+ j0 x  e3 F1 r: p
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
6 K( d0 P9 }3 okeep it up~~: E, T1 L; M/ f. W' I! @0 p
cheers

maksim2046

that is great