[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
7 X+ Y& i6 ^& S6 U3 M99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence7 O0 X& `9 ~. [2 w% @
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
7 Q4 n: ]3 ~7 K1 E$ ^4 Ka.They give like hell.
- {8 `/ b" o) ]. nb.They do not yell.% m% c1 |- C- i. r2 }7 x# {
c.They do not tell.( ?4 O' w  b3 J  r* L' H* T
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- e# A& i2 E8 |! _* z
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# `( E5 S" O- e( @2 C
- a HEART to love him,
# v  N; T& [- X3 ^- C* R- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 b5 t! m1 q3 a0 _7 |1 s9 n: |1 ]+ w1 H- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 F, g7 F0 s+ ?: r" f3 t$ ?
- a SPADE to bury him!4 t  x5 \+ Q2 q* T% X
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( h) B$ G0 Y  u& z7 XBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# `* ]- g. t7 ^' h7 Y) `" o

. l1 M' h' P. D  ^5) What is the strongest muscle?( |; e+ i8 X5 D: t
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, O  B3 r* g) v4 M5 e- g% ?

5 v. H# F7 }3 _4 i9 Q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 u& f- P, U3 F' W5 c& Y# lThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ Q8 o5 \$ R9 n% l: \When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; \& j  j1 b7 x" p8 BThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
+ v8 o1 w/ V8 u) O  R8 f7 }& O- Z/ okeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great