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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 U E6 m) J) S" t# ~4 q% I( k* ~
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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/ I0 \* P- K- h* ~2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? Y5 @- N7 ]0 g1 Z k
a.They give like hell.
) t# B" v* w [# w! z- i9 s8 C- eb.They do not yell." Y8 x! E5 h* ~. ]9 f
c.They do not tell.
: f9 x" o/ T; Qd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; X7 z% @( m' n+ e+ e! {
* `3 j# i. ? n/ J7 `( w- y3 D9 H3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 g$ S+ ~% v, f
- a HEART to love him,
+ `7 {/ A0 `, S/ Y, q# {& K- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 q4 g4 y& [( U9 d0 T2 n- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' ` a% Q7 m7 i- L' G) F1 v" O0 g
- a SPADE to bury him!+ A u; N# z: w8 p6 B3 Z
}% k0 R+ B- p; i4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% P4 @, ]8 n9 {9 e& HBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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* I- U' v+ u$ H' S0 `5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 A" a& K; }3 j- n/ yThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. w( r& Y, s% V# \4 z
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 I& O0 Q) E6 X) b6 S3 h
The arse hole is always in front of you.% Y3 t0 U/ n. i5 ^% \
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 C8 r3 w2 h* I! f
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 A1 Z/ {: a9 Y; N& l
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ q2 H6 \4 w e H7 ~$ K% N) m" Y" ?
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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