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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. p) _# G( z: n& r7 l1 K8 f
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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) e& @0 a8 P" q* v. ~3 ?2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
/ K* N+ I# s4 U# R6 d8 A6 Pa.They give like hell. I2 W1 H( e Q' S; F
b.They do not yell.' t1 q& x1 o7 M$ A1 H( q" B
c.They do not tell.
: w: h5 E# W' y" t9 v1 bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
$ v: \* k0 W8 p1 A `0 T- a HEART to love him,/ @! u: W5 E" m/ w- m1 N% O3 p
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
% Z0 G3 C% H* s4 Q- J- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
5 m) n! U' t `+ m: [- a SPADE to bury him!! x0 I7 F# l4 A8 `
|$ O1 x. ?+ m& p* i, e4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 e0 f4 S. t+ K1 S# ^( k) P
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 j! X( W: h) y) \; s l* N8 ]; R- D
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5) What is the strongest muscle?" s' }- d; Z. Z9 c7 z8 d* p
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) X4 @# K6 a0 f7 c4 R! G6 s
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" C6 u! ^/ U! s- b
The arse hole is always in front of you.7 ~( d( S( N& Y
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 ]0 @2 \" p [9 T
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
' t% v: [2 N6 i, q- w4 K) E1 c2 `The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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