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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 |8 s/ y, I! ~8 z. S' p% E: m99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
2 ] @8 X: `) e7 H% t+ xa.They give like hell.
Y! \7 G0 ]3 u4 O3 y ^. Vb.They do not yell.2 R. N# w1 F$ h5 f" N; m8 `
c.They do not tell.
) j8 Q; w- I2 u/ N& rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; P8 |5 f5 {2 i( f# P4 D$ U
. P6 Z( R1 s8 L* a$ U2 U3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
2 e) ]+ X. k) @* |- a HEART to love him,
: K3 R" ?4 G1 D- a DIAMOND to marry him,( y5 k3 y. }" J" q8 }% J) I( T4 d
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 y5 n" ~0 K8 K2 o; ?$ t6 P9 g! S- a SPADE to bury him!
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- g X- _4 P4 ~7 o4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- y+ C* H5 `! t9 O7 \
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 N; U+ x' ^ |4 [4 L
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ v3 V" F7 D2 ~0 F' u7 ^+ NThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ ^, H5 p- D! v* g# @6 }+ b- `2 U; e5 H$ c
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0 Q1 F E$ n9 v5 a+ \
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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" }+ h& O1 u! K8 v n9 }: P4 m5 E8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 q, n$ p& j; h" Z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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