[English]: Jokes..

小强

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3 a1 z, B" |1 Y* I2 E1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job; g0 x6 l% p% U" c' O% s4 L
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- g  d' j  [" ^& H3 z" a, V6 y
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: K2 p7 z. @2 Q2 w7 |. G- Ka.They give like hell.
% `* Y- _- G3 M+ i  tb.They do not yell.- [' s+ a! s% L& c
c.They do not tell.3 `# R3 {! I- c" v9 k0 J
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- D) v8 Z0 n3 r
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 F+ w3 ^% W& k+ X
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 G, z- ~4 J; n7 {
- a SPADE to bury him!
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- W4 S, v) g, F9 g4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* u+ k/ l( p) J7 TBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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; B8 ^) [4 c6 j& A5) What is the strongest muscle?' V0 L& [5 n: H0 n+ O1 H
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 `$ T% C" b# _$ a, v- b
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 T4 q. U7 \  ]* M5 M: N+ r# Y+ w
The arse hole is always in front of you.8 _3 S. K1 Z7 ~  A

# A* z0 U$ j; D2 X* O' |7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 t1 C& W& u) ^+ [# s5 k, n* {When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) p. ]; y' e" O' k. p6 Q3 R: _! w* N
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?( C, G0 y0 {, J" Z# D4 X& E
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
+ B7 a3 V: o1 |- \5 d- _keep it up~~
: c6 ?3 m. B+ ?cheers

maksim2046

that is great