[English]: Jokes..

小强

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7 b+ I4 b' ~* d/ I1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
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, x0 x3 X& f  g2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ m6 ]% ]8 l) W5 T  U1 e
a.They give like hell.
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c.They do not tell.
1 ^. X" k& F: s5 K3 t3 yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* G$ l0 w6 O. I) d. E

  y3 x) M$ c" m" o& R. p$ w3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
8 @3 |9 _3 ?1 c. w; e4 I- a HEART to love him,. h1 V( ~) t: I# r4 f! p
- a DIAMOND to marry him," r& m( H7 T6 Z# q& k
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 i" W% F! n% a. C; X
- a SPADE to bury him!' S# @+ u/ O5 N2 ^

* t/ }- C# X/ H3 {, g4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?  B7 @9 _' A. l) I7 O3 ^8 _
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later2 e' Z8 e9 j1 Y$ [
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5) What is the strongest muscle?( p5 F$ w! C- P8 Y
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ R$ L( Q% e8 D$ i3 ^1 p. {$ i# F
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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  v7 H; P1 ?" C& O  N7 P" E# w+ X7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 I& u5 W1 e* ~2 {- ~" X6 n
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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! n. D1 }( @7 m: S0 Y. p$ P8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
0 m' Q' l5 J- [, vThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~! z. n  m+ E1 l& ?2 `$ J9 j
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great