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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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8 F1 D$ g2 o2 G1 ?. s- u' z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( j2 C/ x6 N2 I4 M4 G1 h99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ ?2 h3 j7 u& X8 Ca.They give like hell.
( w0 Y7 z, H3 r. w L( Eb.They do not yell.5 k: ` W- @' [% N1 ?" `. ?
c.They do not tell.
- V1 o: E" C" j% }7 i% r, Vd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ p( u+ s: f# n1 @ t
" v9 Y$ I8 L O3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
6 s; r8 Y* R: n9 R5 [# O9 T/ H4 R- a HEART to love him, K; {. j1 U/ W/ s
- a DIAMOND to marry him, U2 P2 H$ k! G- N+ i$ C
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
4 a3 ~& W4 L& ?7 W( g- a SPADE to bury him!
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/ P: T. J# R. P% d4 P4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
' p% J. `! \2 }& P3 c0 y; ~Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later; _) ]5 i, K4 p
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5) What is the strongest muscle?% @) D7 X: B4 ^
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' E8 C0 R: _. F, S& B# ~: b
: R3 i" ?$ `( h2 C4 J* c6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% }+ D% P- q2 b/ r/ J, I( _, z4 A
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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% ]" M! S5 E0 V6 U7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
; C* J% R0 Z8 {! |/ CWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; O$ {8 {$ d7 w- m
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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