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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% `9 I9 T, B S g0 t3 v1 d
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# X# z8 Z1 n* x- i
, ^2 K0 N6 f9 i! P- k, P2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! k N1 p, A6 j* d! g+ Da.They give like hell.
8 f3 E- m i! y5 a- [8 D2 V( jb.They do not yell.* Z8 F8 Q7 S7 i s
c.They do not tell.
: E( y% l# M% ` T$ ]3 td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) N1 C/ j0 Y+ P
0 ?1 L- @6 R8 M* o* U2 E8 l7 H/ W3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
' E" {" E5 R: ^/ y$ L- a HEART to love him,
, b0 \6 l% ?, N" B5 p- M R- a DIAMOND to marry him,& `: b5 S" D8 g- N4 P4 S
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 \0 A$ S1 t+ M- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& \" ^/ r7 @5 e8 E! a6 sBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later K3 W2 m- w5 l1 E4 S
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 x7 [9 m5 `+ P+ k: TThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ g6 D1 K5 j" K
/ [* q) m9 t3 F+ p6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 j" R9 ]/ z# m* u+ L; j% }+ f
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 r9 O: j, G# j( z8 L$ O% v& g
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! K5 ]8 y% `. G: y! Q! d# N
) G4 M* P* _7 i0 \$ u8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
+ x V, I3 ^" eThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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