[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
7 U5 c3 b3 |: K# Y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. q; U+ D- O$ `$ z3 ^  T5 q
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 {, B+ O+ b! f, N( q9 B" x
a.They give like hell. 2 A& `  ~  S1 ?+ m) f
b.They do not yell.& R2 B8 p$ j% o2 `$ o  j, `2 I* Q/ f
c.They do not tell.
+ Q7 D  n0 r( J& C6 bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 a/ y4 }( X8 f1 L* Z) Q" m
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: N7 V+ L0 H5 d5 q: D3 y# D- `
- a HEART to love him,
2 f8 x, [. C- V1 S3 _% @- a DIAMOND to marry him,. k* p" ?, U" z
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
( N+ r9 v2 @3 d8 {9 V! P- }1 }" P- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?  o0 Q# f$ A7 x
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 p: v# G# R4 c+ u
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 N+ B) n. F% i8 ^4 rThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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4 j; p6 f- g8 b' t! U6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" V2 T5 X% y0 N* DThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 |- I; x* q- g/ z8 V3 f- @+ KWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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: J* {6 V  e1 k6 H9 X# G8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: A7 k: m1 z! d; e. I% AThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~9 x# p) Y4 u" h, r
keep it up~~& _( ?& R9 B* i
cheers

maksim2046

that is great