[English]: Jokes..

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2 O7 E" }; l* X1 |: f6 n' Y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% o! K2 ?$ p; F% i2 t* T1 ?
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2 d- E& f! d; |( [' h3 t2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 |5 a; y' K" p: Q) ?
a.They give like hell. $ ~1 n- C5 E4 G
b.They do not yell.
. w# K3 L' }' Q: Uc.They do not tell.
4 f% Z+ a' k" J' Ld.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' D" i6 X" i+ O+ j. k/ J6 d6 W
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 [6 h5 M& e6 b1 v( e" [0 G
- a HEART to love him,) R9 i+ l1 p7 ^! W9 Z0 U' l% w
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
6 ~8 ~# O1 e) N$ P1 |  T- a CLUB to smash his head in, and( m+ \6 b! B% Y" Q
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 P1 N1 w7 p) I) l% v, JBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 h; y3 ^& O& ?, j' H

, N& `' C$ u2 T" y9 ]5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 j* J, ?1 V0 W; |: S3 eThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
- Z5 o# |  _& |7 M+ VThe arse hole is always in front of you.% t6 @2 B$ ^; ~4 z$ A( _
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
& [- K$ z- B* WWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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( [/ m9 r8 a" d2 J3 H; ]/ t/ [. H8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, i' J9 t9 ^4 `& o! L
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
4 X) Y9 O1 i/ [" [9 U; ^" ykeep it up~~7 `" e4 `! t- w* g  B
cheers

maksim2046

that is great