[English]: Jokes..

小强

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- ~( a) p& q, f' Y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! v; F- h9 M1 \! L99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 f& s( M) P+ p; \1 a4 @; m
a.They give like hell.
, z/ r! ]( [: }+ t# k4 e: O4 X$ kb.They do not yell." C2 p  s) ?9 X6 D$ ?: P, f- H
c.They do not tell.+ O( \6 B( c! W& K' ]& y
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3 Y, X) A+ r' G2 p3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: l! c- P4 I! Q4 |) v
- a HEART to love him,/ C! T# Y# Z( |2 V4 r1 \
- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 w5 Q7 }$ j9 Q( q2 c- H, K/ A
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" M+ N6 J4 z) `5 d- }! S
- a SPADE to bury him!# d2 G+ ?, E- |

& |4 O& k4 R. O2 \0 ]) a, v4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# Q: s$ w/ r9 o( F: W
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?0 B6 b: ~1 j1 b7 w
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 D7 I/ r! q, D4 M7 h
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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6 m5 W( l7 X- t( S4 b6 F6 q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) U8 E: l3 x+ X/ V) k, K- `When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! P- S" {9 O& c4 Q( G: c

$ l: M" p2 ^/ _) q9 W! [8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, v3 A5 E6 `' {/ G" \1 P/ p- IThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~5 F: |3 l. h. ~6 f% ]5 e2 r* B
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great