[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job  m& N/ I* x9 }! l, B" u% o  w
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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& _  f& _4 k4 d) ?' S8 m5 c2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. m; f, B: y. x, z2 E/ E  S' t7 y
a.They give like hell. & U8 ~, y4 K. ~
b.They do not yell.5 i4 ~! k% B& Q: N3 t  ~
c.They do not tell.5 ?* y+ T& F' j8 v6 `" i4 u+ {
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ X" d! T6 G7 W, o
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- q7 a2 u( k5 \* N  g
- a HEART to love him,
7 x" {* a7 H, t- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 U5 ]) p- A2 C2 p& a% M& M) V* Z
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& b) b; ^5 p5 N  F- a SPADE to bury him!( a+ @; e1 |* ~% N

- e0 O8 I+ U9 Y8 }- q! N2 j4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?5 I1 u& R( Q* j: J
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 ]0 M3 J2 w7 t% N! P2 ?

5 T; \; D: H7 j9 x$ D5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 r2 d7 D% J) E# GThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 z" d9 q3 v) P* J& \" O* s
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 @# |7 o9 y# ~  U' xThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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  B: R4 F. K. m9 A6 G: V% X, I7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. h# R5 g6 H  _( M. ~
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( Q% p/ q- d6 ]) C$ V
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 b( B' ?: |( b0 EThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
9 X: ^5 n4 N, e. H" ~2 Q4 h8 g4 nkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great