[English]: Jokes..

小强

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5 f" M9 r! |+ d( a3 p$ j& F8 _- r1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" D2 w  e/ O5 f7 B( ]. g- B8 ~5 l
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ B: [" a' z4 C) D2 K$ o+ k: n
a.They give like hell. 3 W1 \# z7 f8 H  K1 }, p
b.They do not yell.. K5 X6 L4 U8 X: [7 E3 K9 J
c.They do not tell.  X, t& j- H1 S# t! Q& Q) b
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." J0 D$ b9 j% ~1 Y% S
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:6 x3 y. b3 h+ C' I
- a HEART to love him,
2 b" x. M! f/ L7 R0 B/ t) j- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' M  \' r  l1 h- w- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: G% R- }% [$ D9 G7 k
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 `0 D: D7 @! e% lBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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2 t0 B$ q, i* k7 G5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 h+ \$ F  z" W* |The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* ~  P. V3 c- Z" J5 J
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?2 ^5 x4 M% W8 b  V. \2 U4 x; A
The arse hole is always in front of you.0 T! g  q% m, G- `* D2 |( `
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" b3 ]5 k5 k( T
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 y. o7 s- }5 n. d- tThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
/ o5 t3 Z* p' h) }* {keep it up~~+ @* Y3 U3 y" O" p# H" E
cheers

maksim2046

that is great