[English]: Jokes..

小强

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- T, X2 Q' l3 b$ f1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
  ]/ }8 K* m) p. q* K/ Y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( ^. M2 p# p/ K

2 f  Y0 l, ?- r- V1 u2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
3 Y1 Q/ \2 P4 w$ s1 va.They give like hell. 3 t; z5 a0 {! y" d
b.They do not yell.
5 I) d3 i3 K7 @0 a4 t( k5 D" ?c.They do not tell." k' `, m( O; {4 L9 I! Z
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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  x3 B0 \: c$ \+ R5 e+ p3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! R/ x1 ~3 |$ ^3 k7 C* s) s) N
- a HEART to love him,
$ N$ e6 v; S  A3 p- a DIAMOND to marry him,  m: W0 N, s3 u7 l
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
  B% D- {* X' [7 ~) j5 C3 B- a SPADE to bury him!, N0 F' K! }5 v4 K2 F

/ {+ z, K3 z( T4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2 r, F8 @3 S. F
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% |, u8 N6 V4 ]; O+ h2 D! k
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
* _. {, i9 o0 rThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' u+ L0 q: T; |6 g- v
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 u+ l" ~9 j6 E% Q
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" P% Y. d" P6 v$ mWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. m/ z  x, s' x: q
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* _: N2 `  T# b1 a* ^
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
; o  a6 I$ P7 t5 T2 l. ckeep it up~~
. r- _/ I9 j$ [) }5 u  ?. K' ~cheers

maksim2046

that is great