[English]: Jokes..

小强

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% J; A( g: S* P+ S1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
" Y  |/ T  C3 p- q; n( L* W5 c99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?9 P" w$ S8 {* E1 m0 i8 x0 F
a.They give like hell.
, R" O! Z9 u- R" o0 D+ tb.They do not yell.8 L8 L" s( {; H6 H% ?) ]) H
c.They do not tell.
" \) R3 D! B  ^/ O/ Nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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$ Q& ~% L/ h9 ^) Z$ o2 R/ Q: M3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
$ I' v1 q* G1 Q5 [6 S( o& [: e- a HEART to love him,
5 \+ P9 J7 M* A2 ]4 G8 r; Y; d- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ z" y, ?! y9 ]0 o2 D- T- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. M; a. k4 ~' S8 M" U% t
- a SPADE to bury him!
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. ?$ b. c% v0 u# m+ R% D4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! B1 z$ q$ S; ?) xBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 }: E- K. A# v4 k* sThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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0 B% K1 W2 ~3 |) U7 h/ j; L; t# O6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' J: a4 H0 ?  ]4 I
The arse hole is always in front of you.6 H' u9 P, b% M* Q, u3 o
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?+ ^8 h- y1 @& B7 R3 _, p. U
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! M' |1 D- k3 G. R5 g1 Q+ _5 X  }8 A& A
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great