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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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2 H1 C& c1 e. W4 C1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
# g5 |, F6 d, S( R( l99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& _6 Z- T/ J4 |9 x$ V, }$ J6 k3 k
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 h, j. x4 y0 q4 ^, pa.They give like hell.
' v# H3 C3 m: Mb.They do not yell." S8 S* m+ O; _ M
c.They do not tell.
( f$ F/ S& i* X1 M! Q7 Dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
3 V/ K/ B* X, o$ }, q1 G9 [- e" s- a HEART to love him,3 N5 J) _0 v8 o
- a DIAMOND to marry him,( M D' s: R! i2 @ H
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) b/ v! a' ?5 x
- a SPADE to bury him!
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2 H1 `( S0 ]3 H, b- U: N4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* }& Y) e4 K/ P
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later f: [# ^4 b) F2 [# \' [
0 x* `( x3 k9 J7 w: [5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 \3 y7 d# X% {The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. |0 F4 h* o' ~2 ~
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ i- b8 R# Q, w1 o" \
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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, T& y6 w3 h) P( q1 V7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! S- s% i; l! v r- h N
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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3 Z$ Z! n# H. ^7 w8 \, e8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?& {5 M# D) p5 N/ d
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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