[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ w. q. G( q, F: h- t99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( [# F! [/ K* ~7 k5 E* C# I' z
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; Z8 B* U+ j9 f: Y9 S$ L6 p
a.They give like hell.
  n) j6 H. y0 o7 Eb.They do not yell.* t( B" R9 o8 x! }! q- a. r
c.They do not tell.
/ g+ ^! N9 P5 J4 C  S# X7 T/ [d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: }$ N- w3 T( F  s0 ?' a# F4 I
- a HEART to love him,; E0 u, e$ B) z' B! c
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
0 @0 [! q$ ]* t( C' G* U- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ X" W" e$ p( H& e6 X6 b2 M4 O3 ~( c- P2 f
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) @4 R+ t6 x: ^. m; c
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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/ v  e: B! _- D' I" T+ v% R) S5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ r; _5 S& F  V2 a* `8 }- O" B. ]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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4 P; \5 d) P7 i# x& ^4 \" X- m# G! b6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 Q3 ^) T) }: p) l: S" V! b  t7 tThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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1 U5 I! z7 D0 M; B7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
* U& O7 Q1 c8 I; EWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!" Q: Y& i* e) Z& @) ]* R* Z6 c

* V4 w4 \9 D* y( `) ^$ x0 q# X8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* t- X1 E4 d3 Y' c
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~5 h7 k+ [" _7 w1 u( G+ {) _# ~( C4 T
keep it up~~. C# m& ?" h' O. j3 Z' ?7 }) ]4 j
cheers

maksim2046

that is great