[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ [0 s& ]& ]! g; |) T99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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, m! [& Z( b* l% K# M3 Z2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
6 t- K: }' R- X* [' p: w' o  Ca.They give like hell.
' K/ T5 j5 Y' r! |! N4 b5 w( yb.They do not yell.
; h: ^( z7 n3 ^0 m& i' Y/ P0 Bc.They do not tell.1 ^9 g5 O, {7 |
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
: ]" t1 B2 s6 O7 |7 ?- a HEART to love him,6 q$ t" I  c6 v4 w% B. {
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
* F# U) H& c4 N' K) a, u- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! T% b8 j- \& c- a SPADE to bury him!
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- ^( @* U7 p: a% W. e4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, `/ @: X6 ^/ C, V8 }: d: g) {
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 |" C" y2 x  a, g2 q

  M1 K3 D* m* H5) What is the strongest muscle?
* ^+ i' f3 G. {# P0 @6 ?, u% `, C1 VThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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2 D2 [7 L4 h+ x  r6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) y- i3 }  o5 A2 J1 w4 c
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
3 B; X+ }5 \. }# J! a" s' l4 tWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 N9 \3 y2 r, P& M3 {$ M
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
8 m6 y" w4 P" z, ikeep it up~~! S+ P$ b7 o# j  h
cheers

maksim2046

that is great