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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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& B2 W% V& R* \+ f* H& Z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ B* u* d# {5 W" }
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 R* o# l8 p( o. e9 G
a.They give like hell.
: F: ~& ~" u, x! l% S5 i4 fb.They do not yell.! M" d+ {! ]/ G& l
c.They do not tell.3 y0 m% ~+ _# P, l+ e+ u8 C' R
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: A; t v. d$ D. B8 z9 |
- a HEART to love him,
& U2 S" {9 Z$ g0 }& }- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 H0 i& L% Q U+ u- a CLUB to smash his head in, and9 @3 z; T* X _* p
- a SPADE to bury him!" j) S. ] l* D/ V
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
, B3 q" B. }9 E; n6 T. ?Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 ?* H+ A. k" {0 ?' r0 O# R2 {. `
5 _- }7 \, a) A. v7 f6 ?( M8 l5) What is the strongest muscle?0 R, \6 Q# @+ }% f
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6 p/ T$ x( p$ x" T- g; G a1 I9 f6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( r# m( T( h2 A3 n" L
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 F5 a+ [0 `) I$ B/ B" y) ~When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: ?. e# K; T1 B6 R" m5 b1 x. v
) p8 X# R4 m: K* d+ B1 r: q8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
' W- \1 v$ a# ^& R8 m! F: yThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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