[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
& ?: O# F7 a7 n" D99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
- A3 ~, d+ F. {a.They give like hell.
& y4 j5 [$ }- C9 }- L+ Eb.They do not yell.8 R( d1 s1 Y: z0 M7 g- X
c.They do not tell.
, Z( v8 \. W" Y8 @6 d6 c, Fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* \  g7 ~) H6 V' O- e- h8 N
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# F  o( m7 {5 t8 R& @
- a HEART to love him,( R6 j* G4 I$ [& C
- a DIAMOND to marry him,. K) Y  F5 {: X
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 T$ F' J2 |- N7 m/ ?# W- a SPADE to bury him!& J7 U3 {. s) {3 U/ @

& E) }7 |4 v" X" g6 k3 c1 Y4 F4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ C; J; H& M8 S& W+ yBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 \7 f/ V' i# @8 A! W- F

3 p  n; _+ q4 d8 a$ ?5) What is the strongest muscle?
# z5 S4 U2 O0 A  ?; L/ r5 x: r* \The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ Y+ Q8 t/ b" A$ R

1 j- o& n2 H' r# q" r% O. {6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ c9 H& \! v5 @; w* V: `; E
The arse hole is always in front of you.5 |2 p% T$ C' x7 Z4 V, ?, x
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
( J) w" [' T# a# }When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 i$ a7 O, G8 w, ]

3 T6 s# X* |& d7 ], ]3 r# g5 [8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 W2 y$ Q8 I, R1 ?' _The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
# X7 N& M. O! y# z; W# ykeep it up~~
/ W8 f/ H; o' H9 L) K% ?cheers

maksim2046

that is great