[English]: Jokes..

小强

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$ O# U2 U" f5 z6 \8 G1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' N& `! S4 w" e  n
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 W8 S: \& ~) t+ G
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 j8 w- V: Z$ X! E9 i6 @$ ~8 c9 [& K
a.They give like hell. # Y- V8 [2 \/ o+ q1 o; {6 }! W8 a
b.They do not yell.9 E. F; w$ r; G. c7 H6 H
c.They do not tell.& `  V8 Q/ c( |- z9 A0 B$ F* H* n8 I% F
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" E1 Y/ Y3 M6 x9 Q- a HEART to love him,2 R# H% |  o. C" w& g5 R; E4 b
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
; N1 V- b; h0 O3 ]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 l  {2 l/ ~* A" a, M( D! H- a SPADE to bury him!3 p5 y" F' g. ^7 @

+ K" c8 M1 t4 s4 @9 F( R4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* h3 p5 l% ^% r/ c& R+ {" M1 l7 f
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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3 l/ u! ~0 R# a/ f5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 D; k! Z7 X  L" S" F* GThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
; E4 U& z5 E8 U! I  L) zThe arse hole is always in front of you.3 S) z) W9 A; @9 c

# X* D; B/ N; ~' t6 k7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. b3 ~5 d- d; t1 {5 c, b
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( P- F; u9 x3 t4 l1 h. `2 m

+ y) A4 |$ ~, o; x& o0 @* x8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1 _7 ]* Z/ ^5 w4 F) A( M, A
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~$ B) s" H( G) j" a% V6 |- H+ a* M
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great