[English]: Jokes..

小强

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2 _! L" L0 X1 C$ C6 d1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- @8 O0 U3 v9 f: R) P+ T7 }99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 m9 v3 A/ t; w) u2 g8 h

( `+ u8 `8 Y; s) S1 D2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ y0 u: q! D5 A6 Ra.They give like hell. # i9 }" j+ N; ^9 N) I( B5 k' S
b.They do not yell.3 j( p. M! g. P$ g0 E' N
c.They do not tell.
1 d: r$ e3 Z. i7 F2 Ed.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., R/ o; @; w3 ^
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 \# @  f! {  V* O0 u
- a HEART to love him,
9 U$ u/ b  L- q8 I% j5 `( d- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! q; s& k8 m* @- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 T& I: J( n* V
- a SPADE to bury him!6 X1 i) |) B) z+ r. P
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?' D" C. q0 b9 Y  D% X+ b- i
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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7 f# k9 U0 I) w" j7 d) f- j5) What is the strongest muscle?
; ^) q. t" `$ A3 H& cThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% a9 d( v7 ?9 x2 Q  c# X
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 w9 E- {; h* v2 _. O! qWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ h/ r& x# C% W4 ~
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~9 g% w, X) n  q9 D
keep it up~~
+ c) Y. a0 {& Icheers

maksim2046

that is great