[English]: Jokes..

小强

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8 I" g$ t5 W0 f! M1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' }3 ~9 O3 q$ Q5 D
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 g5 ~) B0 F" W; z5 ?/ |* J
a.They give like hell. 6 @) N/ m# B/ d' H/ U4 n: g
b.They do not yell.5 w+ H3 {1 X; {' D) f, P
c.They do not tell.2 y( Y+ t: Y) c5 Q* G
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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# ~0 x$ J" O/ `- }3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  j( ^$ s% d+ b
- a HEART to love him,8 S" Z& \* M0 y: B& G) K' K
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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- a SPADE to bury him!/ p8 l7 ]( W" W4 a. n( l+ [* I

, r' G/ Z' l7 _6 O7 I/ t4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( s8 W! ?) A7 Y- A+ l& Y5 E
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?9 F# f3 e9 Z* V; p% n( L& l2 }
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 d: M% O0 H& V9 f0 `" U- R

3 H" s* |2 @0 Z" l: q% U6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, S- Q# U: K$ X
The arse hole is always in front of you.! E3 ~- @, w) F" C, j( [2 T

! D4 J1 J9 R' X9 t2 v2 T7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?$ p: N# q2 T3 x1 L4 M
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 H! }4 S/ ]9 iThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great