[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 p! M. O# y% t6 b6 k1 u99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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- E) y9 m+ X$ Y3 y' J( c2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! u; ?: s" h( ?; B1 n
a.They give like hell.
$ _! Q4 m: m# P1 S0 j' Ob.They do not yell.- e$ ?. d2 S* U. _" H
c.They do not tell.
6 J6 {6 j0 P9 t8 H' ~6 [' X  o* rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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" D/ Q- i7 A  N. D3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
/ q8 x* n6 Y; d3 z$ O5 c- a HEART to love him,/ J, S% W0 T+ o0 C  X5 ]$ u4 f" X
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
+ F& ^. |! B( @. b3 z3 [' s/ G0 WBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?1 U% N/ [) ~* a: J
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!3 H. b# s2 C" z1 z  s6 s
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 c( M4 ]8 I) Z! [The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% H: Q& D& r  b$ l) f
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. h7 e4 v" W/ [/ t5 ~2 E

0 [$ X/ m: c- g1 p+ c8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* k0 i0 |! p& Y* x, {  d
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~' t8 h4 _8 S& M; v+ M/ m+ L, u
keep it up~~1 g$ E* ~9 |8 l' Z9 ~: e
cheers

maksim2046

that is great