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: q. p" H, \: S9 f  f: z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 @& ^0 C7 i, a& B
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( f( o& z! ?! N

3 f; ?) }1 J. f7 w. u7 V6 X2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
- J8 C1 d; \/ B5 ta.They give like hell.
( w( N4 a5 z8 P" o  I2 n9 Jb.They do not yell.4 ^7 P5 r0 z+ L0 U$ r
c.They do not tell.& M  |9 u4 ]! h  {# q6 h( ?: }
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 C4 f' Z* Z- o3 J2 j6 N

9 }( I) p# B& b' a4 C0 t$ V3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 _) X% E5 B" z1 r1 v# U
- a HEART to love him,
3 G; \/ u1 P6 W) B/ p9 \. h- a DIAMOND to marry him,& K8 w# j* [3 o: ^. S: ], s
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- B9 w. h( H. Y9 O" v, G; j
- a SPADE to bury him!9 |) r6 y9 [( c

- c, r5 G; v$ j4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* a3 R5 d) U1 l! A4 [9 Z% OBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 z* T7 C( ?7 b8 H8 i1 d
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5) What is the strongest muscle?2 c6 |( m. v+ P! a
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 ^/ a( Z0 D/ @9 AThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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1 o3 ~- w+ I$ e, H: F7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! s3 v) v. _- A5 U  s
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!2 O4 n& O* I, X4 Q
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
' r& e" J& T$ h( yThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~
- n. g6 v5 f. R0 q* [6 F6 Lkeep it up~~
9 L1 }( i7 [4 H/ ]" i+ Kcheers
that is great
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