[English]: Jokes..

小强

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" R# E6 _8 y( r# A; P  ~1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
; f0 E2 z8 i1 R* _9 Z' t99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! J5 M& R3 b* n* R7 D! k! U: V

* U: n6 R) H: c3 U* _. N- [7 n2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 ^1 ?1 ?9 F& ka.They give like hell.
7 f) Z9 b4 O$ \% M$ Jb.They do not yell.
$ m: p6 R9 f6 qc.They do not tell.0 B5 n. C  A1 E0 q9 \1 ^* x7 f
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& W# G- @6 a8 v

. e, m3 }& x8 q: D7 U' [3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:& R! r9 O% s- ^
- a HEART to love him,- `+ `/ q  d% p0 l. G" n
- a DIAMOND to marry him,% _3 J( n+ C4 T/ M6 ]
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& ^0 z! Z6 Q% X% Y5 T# x
- a SPADE to bury him!( P; q9 x8 Q' c/ o% g4 i- n# I

; s/ i( C! j& |: F/ d4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% ?6 u7 _- s3 L1 S  FBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 _1 O$ J: I# Q. e1 U0 YThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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0 m) b4 e+ i; H9 \, C8 M" R6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
  _- l( L! A* B) \+ {* c3 p) nThe arse hole is always in front of you.8 g1 H3 O5 A, Y' u$ Q

7 s: k1 X; T7 g7 e$ p$ O! b7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! J7 n* O6 ]$ d8 A7 G: T- y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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1 T6 ?4 Z. J5 j8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: @" [6 ^' \: h- J
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~7 j* ]- r- |+ h1 }" j
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great