[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
, ^; p( p$ E( h4 n7 X+ u9 ^99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 X0 B6 ]; H: c, k% }
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 F9 K) h9 f9 {! Q5 I) }a.They give like hell.
; j5 `/ ~7 o# T  ^b.They do not yell.
1 q1 ]; O7 ?. z- \  q' ac.They do not tell.
0 Z& e4 M& {) r+ A- Nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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$ O; _) y4 t( v3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 S+ _7 E! x5 I% u# ]! {" b7 k( S( A2 t- a HEART to love him,
2 ~4 N# V% Y% L* p- a DIAMOND to marry him,4 T8 P& F# O4 a0 L6 ^+ b
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- f9 ^- m* C) Z: a
- a SPADE to bury him!& \" f& s, J/ M* K/ B9 b) I, u# z

+ j5 N( k% O! g  w6 j/ Q4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
; q2 U1 J# S4 c' {Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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) U, e0 a# V7 C) O1 R- f* }7 c$ U5) What is the strongest muscle?
( u$ ~: W" \% }# \The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 r8 H, {' Z  U  l5 i8 M

; k$ t0 c( P/ d6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 ]+ B4 w& D/ x+ jThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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1 |0 U- Y) L0 y3 U. @7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?  y; K$ x+ U! d7 Q; W! h+ }
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 J1 U! W& U* C4 p- l- ]; v- Q$ C- R
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 Y& h( l9 D# _2 ~' z9 kThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
0 P2 j5 t! Q  j/ H. l$ Y" dkeep it up~~; e' t& ^5 L6 J& A
cheers

maksim2046

that is great