[English]: Jokes..

小强

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  @) P9 y6 W' l! o1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 {4 s& w. a% p5 i3 h99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?' F% K( w1 W  Q) i% B3 w, d
a.They give like hell.
3 R( g6 f3 O% o8 e+ Kb.They do not yell.
+ [3 p, o: e1 P, H; nc.They do not tell.: L2 V! N+ n) G5 j% V- M: a4 J
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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% h" P& k  K' p8 c/ ^3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
2 \/ Q; h, \7 s- a HEART to love him,
% L: D+ A: w7 E  e0 |8 j- f8 s5 v- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 |" \/ h. K) L9 [* [% \- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 k: ?$ F4 H& U1 {( l
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* @0 B/ T" I1 P2 x
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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7 ?. M! ^. ]0 f7 Y" J( {- V3 I5) What is the strongest muscle?4 T! S8 o  A/ z" s& b6 r
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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1 p- {  S& H2 n9 x6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
: o2 @/ {% d7 L& a9 L: CThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- w2 d/ Q1 J( x/ ^When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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. Q- }2 s: P8 H- R4 i8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; F8 F+ E: K7 g5 BThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
' B) B% H9 m2 Y9 Gkeep it up~~
( Z3 t! \6 i. y+ [: O9 X) Echeers

maksim2046

that is great