[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- w; G# ]' |+ o) x  o. u99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' E( u1 f0 b/ L1 Z, H7 H

) ^! I3 ^. W/ p2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
) N! j1 y( t  t* x6 c. _, o$ N$ Ba.They give like hell.
1 Y$ _! I; x( m1 W' R) e3 T, Zb.They do not yell.
+ O0 s+ H1 L% g: i' @; H5 hc.They do not tell.$ S7 s( q9 T* ]9 A6 M
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' |: l$ ?0 Z( o5 ^$ R6 ~

1 j* y3 p3 S$ v. v( Y$ C6 o/ a/ {3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
+ V" K' Q. Q( B0 e: i- a HEART to love him,
+ B6 C  P* t9 v) R( m- a DIAMOND to marry him,
. b: p! [4 D8 B& L- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. i' N4 s$ m3 ^* V0 }& I* h
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
, F2 g5 [; W& EBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 D; h6 p  X/ Z8 d, m

( |2 \  [7 o( m; f" T5 l5) What is the strongest muscle?/ b+ b# f/ o1 J) o) w
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% H0 X* A5 G/ H; Y- X: D
The arse hole is always in front of you.; \9 ~& ^5 J) i* X
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?9 l1 A0 J* t- K/ {5 [& ?, U
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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* S0 l6 d% ]; O6 k+ c8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 J! K5 ?1 [+ i2 b. x
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~- {. o2 V, r  c5 w% i' q! c4 W
keep it up~~+ r$ X+ R. o1 r
cheers

maksim2046

that is great