[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job+ X9 d0 K, ^& @8 J, E7 z' p" N* k, A
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
- N$ f0 k9 ]! G1 r3 \a.They give like hell.
7 b0 [! d! B0 [& T" M0 P# y% gb.They do not yell.
# k! ^( b9 u+ a& g2 G8 y% wc.They do not tell.( L* d# V& h1 f/ Q- o: H
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 ]% x. k' {$ {' Q$ w+ Y
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 F# g+ b/ S0 L* d& N$ d! z
- a HEART to love him,. j. Z7 [1 h" M
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 _: _6 P6 Z/ [2 |- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. e, y, }( C, ?, {% g2 r9 Z6 E) c# H- a SPADE to bury him!
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9 {: N; A# h& ^3 m4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?/ N0 y  T' Y5 e+ {9 l$ F! |8 V
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& q# c8 W; H+ F6 S+ m2 Q
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5) What is the strongest muscle?4 H) b6 O; N% G, X1 {
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! Y" C2 S! V3 G
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) P$ Z; C3 Z! T9 h; Q. h+ |6 P
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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4 U5 r" ?9 m4 E$ ?7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# ^1 w8 N9 X2 t  F& KWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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! ?" R6 \) x# e% u/ c8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 M* p5 k! u. K' c5 X9 s. TThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great