[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job  r) L3 E9 r# U$ e) a
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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; h/ e( z4 f  X& x$ J/ ]: y2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ ?& [- t/ S7 L2 U
a.They give like hell. 1 p7 A# u* A5 ~- A  K7 f% T. \
b.They do not yell.
# V2 Q) x9 [% s* Z- [: h0 ic.They do not tell.
9 y2 [0 A4 s$ N! Z' Dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 E0 o8 h3 Y) ~/ h" `0 I5 ?* R- a HEART to love him,
" S7 N: J* V, k- a DIAMOND to marry him,) T, O5 ^7 Q9 Y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
: j, ]# m% D4 K% w& R- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 H' y& T9 D5 i- f' A0 D: B' ?' _
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: U4 Q4 |3 j# T* Z6 g+ c

9 O" E3 q  k! U/ e! K/ {" t5) What is the strongest muscle?+ y; b( [& r# }/ ]( J
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' E, n- Z* K: H
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; R+ g* Y3 p! H9 F9 e8 k
The arse hole is always in front of you.: P% H6 [! u+ M- E, ]

+ K% q4 S! G$ D, B2 d; e5 ~7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. V/ p) A+ m* R# z$ q2 e/ x
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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- x( @1 Y# P5 q8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% k2 O# H- k/ q9 Y! b' Z, IThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~' O) \+ d$ k# {! l" h! Z
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great