[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 Z- [3 ]& f! ~1 j& C; n99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 H3 \5 c& r, C" B

: m+ F3 D1 u5 j2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( w$ a* a; C% J. u; D4 s3 s3 p
a.They give like hell.
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c.They do not tell.8 Z" L$ I4 a/ @# \; C4 o3 H2 m* Q
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 m2 ?( C( ^, P( N: K
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
' ~$ P3 a" s! E( U- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 D9 m7 v5 i* Z* v9 d
- a SPADE to bury him!6 L" |6 z0 W. `/ d( s6 U+ l

. t3 x0 n5 x& D# [- a! w! k4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& ^  Q6 _/ j) g2 p2 F
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) j' }) J7 D$ {' [6 ]! \: @% u( Y6 i
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5) What is the strongest muscle?# }; _6 L- A1 F' ?7 P0 S2 {/ ]) R
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# t/ ^; [1 v) F  {4 E6 O
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( @+ W+ Z# X8 _( N
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* ^5 o* m/ j+ a1 W1 YThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~* f3 N9 L: R5 C" F( `
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great