[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
7 u* x, L6 i2 q' M: o3 N8 X99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence7 J  d" q& L- s  B# C% [& @5 d

+ i0 ?& Z$ c! \3 q7 x- t2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! h7 a! g, z' la.They give like hell.
- j1 \4 O0 \! |; S; ab.They do not yell.
' z2 C( q7 o7 u  Pc.They do not tell.& A% t3 [& n! h! @6 X. }) p. M2 e
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ n$ b, s' F) F5 r2 m6 v! X) k
- a HEART to love him,2 {8 |3 n3 o# T2 [1 W9 o$ D
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
1 E, w- o1 G4 R- ?5 S& m; H- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 V- s- f8 |/ K# F: S7 {- a SPADE to bury him!9 o7 Q- }1 l- j6 F. ?+ D
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
1 j; c' w+ ~! g) T: g2 dBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. p4 s# @- q8 k" a4 g3 d
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5) What is the strongest muscle?6 T* [  D& z  `4 ]) a
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- l7 Q( i6 M7 N5 v5 M

# P+ w# L5 S9 }  A6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! X* t$ H+ ?, r' X( S9 QThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ F0 h. ^/ }- \9 o& p- ]  V( fWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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, ^9 h. M+ I- ^! b$ n+ h( ?! O- C, O8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; u$ c2 C; Z( u. ^1 ~% SThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~9 O- g% {5 E2 [5 }+ Q: P
keep it up~~* y! ~; s9 S# h7 i2 e7 T
cheers

maksim2046

that is great