[English]: Jokes..

小强

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; h9 v" u* `0 C4 _9 L3 J7 k1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
, u! L* G6 m* U3 D' A1 ?99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence  l* M! N2 k& Q% t2 M

6 o2 r- t2 n9 F0 }2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 a  _! a  x. J* w' }( h" v
a.They give like hell. - a2 b9 N  f" K# h$ e7 J; K
b.They do not yell.
' R' J7 R1 |# f5 `0 \" Cc.They do not tell.- q; Q3 I  |; k7 u8 x" n5 C% V
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 H1 \6 ^* x- b- S9 d' O1 S7 @' u
- a HEART to love him,
, n. D0 U2 s+ S- a DIAMOND to marry him,
% h( W- f5 t# Z- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% K7 C  |3 g% t: `* f5 e; ~
- a SPADE to bury him!: [$ M, y! |+ |, T* g
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?' e+ b- G0 m- {  v# O" g
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 b, L: ^* d& k3 l, x

; |3 L# V+ }: s0 ^5) What is the strongest muscle?
- s; n. l5 @: Y7 w/ M- l/ ~The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 _" A; Z5 H; R$ N

3 D, v7 b6 x2 Z2 X7 I6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( [2 c. p8 d8 p$ }% D
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 c' [3 _1 f: T7 x/ c: B/ y- x
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ F0 K1 ]! [( }3 @4 o
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* E% \& y3 }! NThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~+ P8 B1 v* T, ^6 T
keep it up~~4 g! [8 ]. [) p6 b+ `9 k) K) w8 O
cheers

maksim2046

that is great