[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 J/ j0 @9 w" y1 r& _+ j1 F, o( a99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! `5 B. o3 ~' G! s7 }; G# \: w6 H* Y
a.They give like hell. ; L) j# ]+ L! H: u1 J, H# W
b.They do not yell.
: j( ^& x: f8 v, c1 j( }4 O) _c.They do not tell.
! {# n0 J5 u: g+ y3 Td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 S* I4 g$ y0 R& i

3 T- ~7 v- X/ `" A3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:& q# [( W# C5 a
- a HEART to love him,
6 x) p1 ]/ O; |/ x5 \( w- a DIAMOND to marry him,
4 P/ R( T6 L! ~# `+ C/ e- a CLUB to smash his head in, and( ]9 W% N. X1 V' v
- a SPADE to bury him!8 c4 P  ~* c4 z
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 _- Q3 w( o2 I6 W2 o$ zBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later; z  v6 E: Q* M! n- _

. X! `  b$ l  O% ?9 f- k$ G3 t; `5) What is the strongest muscle?5 R8 P# Y! V# ?. O2 w
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!" h  O. }& S- S0 }3 _7 M( E6 i, ^, M
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 i6 o: z/ M" y7 j- y% T- [+ J
The arse hole is always in front of you.; B. x" N9 r! `0 q
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 ~3 [  l5 h  E. k; W* aWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. d( ?8 f/ {2 m% H0 A. t. d4 I
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
0 f3 X# [( Y# OThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~. c! ~, Y' u/ r2 |1 Q
keep it up~~* C. `7 P* a- ?) Y
cheers

maksim2046

that is great