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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" H# v1 b* k. F* ]! Z
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# J( [% {, e! s) L! }
8 Y; A/ K' k0 y2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& @- y5 k1 A: D, z( _$ ra.They give like hell. % @6 T7 d' p6 W" f
b.They do not yell.* o0 M; M j5 y- }: U/ j+ S* E
c.They do not tell.
) m5 j8 M& q+ {$ E1 v3 Rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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' V. [" b" ~ i# a1 I" u+ v3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( \8 f2 F4 d6 i9 a* S- a HEART to love him,
" j% N+ w; d6 g5 ]5 u; l" i- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ Z) z) F1 ~& m- z' z- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' k6 _7 c& T8 h* P2 K" j! B, r
- a SPADE to bury him!
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9 s7 W+ j2 M- ^4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 H' m/ R$ f; ?# j. q: \& J1 j
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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1 M! `" i$ i5 b/ H5 f* }5) What is the strongest muscle?
2 a2 a4 C7 E9 IThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' J& x# P- P- R
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 ]2 W& y8 U+ j" D( |/ o
The arse hole is always in front of you.0 J" J6 ]7 y8 N; o$ `. B
" [/ \: J e2 g. b7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
$ L# p3 }; S* W+ }8 C4 K/ zWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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/ W# g& l: r. X: u5 `0 ]" {: g8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?+ m' {. _; n# X
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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