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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1 Z* m- h" X0 f# |& Z5 {1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 T( U4 N. j R; j( q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence7 X) q& @. t" V
4 B+ `5 H' y; A7 Z8 c9 [( b2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 ]( Y! t9 b* G* {& W! ra.They give like hell. & c2 _, a, ?( z
b.They do not yell.9 Y9 ]4 j- u" J
c.They do not tell.
2 w* W: H2 k b7 od.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 D, n/ `7 z1 \' ?3 r$ W) \$ _2 \
- a HEART to love him,( E& s# z' {8 x) y- _& N
- a DIAMOND to marry him,, ` }& O! {" a: [; S0 F8 V9 y; E
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
, N3 ?+ K) s+ u: A" u$ k b5 Y- a SPADE to bury him!* K+ s% j; F f2 `8 h6 t) H
5 w8 {9 x; f1 t3 Y( m; D4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
F7 G% `2 x% T. h/ k3 EBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later; S0 o+ `4 t6 x' j" H8 s
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5) What is the strongest muscle?0 U5 [. [0 [6 G0 N8 a' |& Z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% K- y4 b7 _ O! k
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 Z. L0 g+ N3 ?# X5 W! sThe arse hole is always in front of you., n! R& z. q) ]
) J# T( }* M* Y# @( z. I7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: Z5 \/ E9 S$ R3 W( ]
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 D8 Q' p1 w$ y; `1 u5 g* P5 T
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) [1 Z G9 h8 V7 v6 SThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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