[English]: Jokes..

小强

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4 D- I$ D, l; c# Q9 q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. t  O! p4 @$ h99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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# n. B9 E3 T6 x7 G6 s2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. x0 u* C! {- c4 N, g  M
a.They give like hell.
, B% v8 e7 |4 E/ ]) h% fb.They do not yell.
6 I2 ~, H9 c" s8 ^c.They do not tell.; K  A- O5 w( Q9 ~7 @
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 A' F! B! O" W, a# y' n; r

2 m/ c8 z; w7 g( A* L! G3 g3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:$ `$ {. g' \1 [  d; d& Y; v
- a HEART to love him,' S/ ]0 g1 O9 w: f% z* ?" M3 p
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
; D3 d6 o9 b* x- i2 r, s- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
, p' @; \9 v: V4 s" `- a SPADE to bury him!
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, Q: D6 G1 P6 `0 N& U. A4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- Y/ D! T. D" V5 j$ K6 K
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
" @3 }' o6 ]7 |9 H* wThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 h% r# Z7 h0 _1 A6 [2 j
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. l0 D: k5 S4 U2 oThe arse hole is always in front of you.- f  p* w9 p! S! P% w. F( h3 z& |1 n
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9 o7 V7 R, I1 B, Y/ r; tWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 o1 ?' Z. N5 {$ Y- \: n

5 M" E9 K. p0 i* {8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 m& C4 f/ s: U2 F$ X
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~+ n- i+ s6 c; v8 w" c7 ~
keep it up~~6 K* y0 V- v9 }% v6 U1 ]/ p+ Z) j
cheers

maksim2046

that is great