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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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& ~# W- j# y3 L7 E+ u7 |1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
# j# t% E- Z. x& S6 Z0 e# m99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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. _* ?+ ^9 Q$ n2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 Z; z: r7 x# [" wa.They give like hell. 5 X5 ^0 g$ t) d; N' f
b.They do not yell.* {; h3 O' H& s; R9 L4 j
c.They do not tell.' d/ G5 a+ _# |1 C5 ?
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 Y, k) F; y5 X: V- E* f
) L% k# X, ^, Y3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:( m- M* S! [- M' y' d8 W1 p
- a HEART to love him,
& W5 s8 B1 J' e6 K- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- u* ^) G' |- W2 r- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 o4 U* [8 q' d0 w; r( t Z
- a SPADE to bury him!
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3 u; Q7 R, U8 m4 @$ w4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
9 v$ _5 \' {2 ]0 sBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
, G7 F) l4 i0 h) L5 ?- PThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6 J1 Z' w/ l1 d# a6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# {/ F3 t; y8 u; j6 jThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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% `9 s2 }. O' e* o; I& a/ O5 {6 A4 V8 X7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?9 P, x I0 z4 u
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!; o& ^" O- F$ D* B7 H) A0 {. `
+ x% V3 }. i, i7 e8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( P) c% i* Q. _; C# \/ uThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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