[English]: Jokes..

小强

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* y( h7 u. K, Y7 ~/ F1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ e, S" \9 ]! G/ W, \99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 s5 h8 c" d. Z& O+ ua.They give like hell.
  [8 B: t8 |& {. f- b7 U- ]b.They do not yell.6 e/ L& E! |0 x! w$ X
c.They do not tell.8 r0 W" J0 {* k  D3 w
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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5 n& f, Q$ e7 f, I3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
; \- i, Z" p/ P& h1 X3 ^- a HEART to love him,
0 ^0 ?+ z4 N; J$ K1 P- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ o, N9 M4 B) I+ y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 N3 s+ V9 D: X6 v( k5 O
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) ]& Y: p( q; l
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 w( i5 D# }, N. Y& l  pThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! O9 K( v' c3 h& o3 n. K: r
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 |2 R, L" H& F! W7 j, iThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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- q9 T; ~. J( n" B7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) {1 c; h: ]3 j* K7 F0 y9 ]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, ?8 i3 x0 u6 ?' W" A5 \7 F

" y& z$ V. h5 j8 c4 ?4 y2 Y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9 o  X+ A8 ?) `; C1 Q3 ]
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~/ V: S9 a) N6 q) U  K
keep it up~~
4 _& h) N: H/ ccheers

maksim2046

that is great