[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 R, v& l: U: Z, F% X* Q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. h6 x+ k- n" M- ^' D/ ^; c
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
. H, _7 \% t; _7 I1 ga.They give like hell. " y1 a) g. T8 }% o9 U6 y7 Z
b.They do not yell.
1 i! G, A% o  @# j4 i1 J& X2 Fc.They do not tell.1 a- V5 e) k1 _- w
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.7 @9 X3 J$ C1 \3 P: |3 u2 c3 t3 d

* k$ C* C/ ]: B/ w$ I3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
$ W: C; U1 ~4 d+ q' A6 r0 |1 a& l- a HEART to love him,
& Y9 K7 w& N! A2 q! h8 E- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! d9 c" S% o. O4 @# J) C* X, U- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 Y3 m0 t. n; |( D: `) o; j+ S
- a SPADE to bury him!/ z* O+ ?: @9 _) [3 A" B! ?" y

1 V0 U2 p, E) `- l( P4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. M$ G8 _# Z( E* }5 B" d# wBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?) K# l2 C6 s3 o5 F% l
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% h; ]! P( B/ z! \  r! |

* C) B1 n3 J4 i6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ \3 {! ]5 t1 B+ {
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
$ \& R4 C* {- E1 A1 l6 n! nWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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; n, ~( ~  l2 y  }8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ F9 S, Z; J/ g( b* j3 y5 O
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~, ~3 b0 \5 \( S3 a
keep it up~~0 ^0 K$ q% d5 [
cheers

maksim2046

that is great