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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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6 i% d9 M5 E8 R' o' H6 m1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- _# ~* K X; D& l5 N" F
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! a! e f9 p7 o. \) S5 ?: W o
a.They give like hell.
% Y* l/ }1 }4 P( ^+ k$ k' Z/ B# kb.They do not yell.' d2 Y) o0 ~" r9 h; |
c.They do not tell.' N6 e7 I; }3 Z
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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/ _) N# h: p2 j0 x3 T1 U1 A- a DIAMOND to marry him,. x, z$ u& i0 x: P# e
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! H9 l6 e& H. p- a SPADE to bury him!* L* G5 F& t# a- `
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 C9 h$ Z2 r5 y7 L2 Y3 [Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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) B+ h2 C: I& X7 A( Y5) What is the strongest muscle?2 L8 z) k: \6 X& F. V k+ K, b. a
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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- e# W6 s( |" U- x' ]3 ?6 j1 F) d6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 G& }9 E% Z5 P
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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4 U- I! l* ^. F. ^0 |0 l$ y+ Q9 S! N7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. w7 ^% |# Z0 u
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; i1 x8 |4 g* ~# Y0 C3 L/ v, M& e
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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