[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 Y  r! }/ J6 ]  f
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! h% F# `) f; j- s& z/ _
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?' X8 u* K& v- _* l# i
a.They give like hell. % G/ W( a- y) x3 E
b.They do not yell.
9 C  ]7 \' Z8 c$ M) pc.They do not tell., Z" w6 S" z$ P  y3 V" ?0 f7 r
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 G0 `0 d2 v6 y. Q- g
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: l/ s% H% K7 @" F
- a HEART to love him,$ E6 V! J6 a  A+ m7 Q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' u; w* b0 a* v1 W4 h; I" O- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
  [+ g# r) w6 C( I2 f9 {- a SPADE to bury him!
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2 Z: ?9 m& E9 {7 G  {) m4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
; \2 R( D( Q+ G6 E! |Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
- g8 D; `+ [4 H# q* LThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. o' L6 h% [: o& P1 h; BThe arse hole is always in front of you." H0 Q# O% ]+ n4 }! O
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- |$ K1 F# x+ a* S2 B" g* G5 I4 L  H
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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, P9 W- B6 \! f8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. D  G: @; B3 x6 n% ]/ P
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~) X" H; t2 D/ f2 K3 [  b' _
keep it up~~6 h# l. f. t1 u. |7 `# q
cheers

maksim2046

that is great