[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& l8 [" J) K/ v* U. |7 i) m
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! S9 c0 X6 G2 ?; Z$ x4 Y2 t
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 P7 p9 v8 m" m' C0 `
a.They give like hell. 0 B* _: A* V: W. _' u
b.They do not yell.
$ K. u( L+ c9 u0 c5 R- Z$ N9 @0 {6 Hc.They do not tell.
4 S; e' d  @) k; x1 O# X& md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) |; {0 T  y* q3 l2 y: U
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, n2 I+ r1 k0 k( O0 F3 z: N
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
* ]8 I* ^+ e! z- a SPADE to bury him!( ^- b! k: ]$ ^, C

' @& k( i2 B  A9 k5 q7 `" a4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
8 b; |; v5 b+ \. \& @7 H  Z/ WBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
. n" E9 t% m# j) S6 r6 |The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 X' B) V0 {, O& K
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
; ^- c, g0 e! ~# ?' l2 B6 a8 c, VThe arse hole is always in front of you.% [. t& n: {- U5 G7 j( f. Q& g

4 z9 M! O9 c3 d6 d# V0 }7 i7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 |7 {/ C" y/ ~; R% \; ^" ]8 I
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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) V8 Z/ W( b. e; ]2 p1 h. X8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 g& e- I7 ^+ L- T. D# r1 f$ F
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~+ ~. \/ y- u- W7 d: P/ z! j
keep it up~~
& h' b* k/ T1 ncheers

maksim2046

that is great