[English]: Jokes..

小强

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- [. {; y  J8 n% F) u( K: V1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ {: X/ q  |6 @99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 G$ F; L% g2 ]. ^; ~8 t$ f3 @
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 R/ A* H* D( e$ [6 i2 ^* Q
a.They give like hell. ! x9 s5 s/ A2 _3 R
b.They do not yell.
* @, A- j- }% l' r1 ~c.They do not tell.
( K2 W& d! ~8 T& B2 _) id.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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+ r0 M( r) \& m3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. x4 z, i" P2 M
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 R3 j6 C# A" v( T! |# h
- a SPADE to bury him!
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6 Q( V' x2 s- }$ k4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. {9 }' @( x) G$ c0 ~
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?; K( F$ Z. j1 Z( [3 {5 B0 R
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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5 k: [+ D- `. j5 \" q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ d) a& X# Z% Z( MThe arse hole is always in front of you.& [6 a: G+ A" I  ]& c& K  T

4 P% _# C: x- Y6 I5 ~+ R& h# s7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9 z! O$ x+ @- IWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 E% v9 l" a( d9 a+ o, l
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 w% H$ u0 r  z0 E
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~0 z; x7 z# t5 n! g+ i+ T7 k' i0 T
keep it up~~' j9 ^! K$ E& B8 U7 F4 V3 z
cheers

maksim2046

that is great