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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ Q1 h1 s: h& F" q b" a: A
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 o6 O- S* N0 B- _3 y6 W
a.They give like hell. 2 `, S4 F, B: f3 k, U0 |. A# j
b.They do not yell.
. w+ |0 t1 \6 Z/ tc.They do not tell.
- Z0 b# M) ` s' m9 n7 W8 a8 Ld.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.7 c7 Y. J. p% }4 X/ C% c8 n5 c0 w
: G/ X5 B9 I+ M4 x2 ~$ L' z3 Q7 _1 k3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
% w1 R5 R& L; {$ n- a HEART to love him,
" d$ n. o, L1 i m7 N- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 P. m! G9 e' s8 Z8 r- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ R7 e$ b" p" K
- a SPADE to bury him!
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7 B$ W# C) R% B* g* {# \/ r4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ ~# j9 P! m" F( @+ ?8 a+ q& G' [Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' l7 f9 p m$ Z
( [# v7 c+ b& G- [& L5) What is the strongest muscle?
! f2 h( e* v5 }- n) p# p+ M, lThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 ?) p, w! w9 |, q9 K7 FThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
$ a+ p. B9 N2 _0 \. [When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: R6 t9 ~; Q2 E% T" L0 i" x) bThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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