[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 r. f* j+ n4 b
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, F* x. L0 s0 a  m/ F8 k

8 e8 [; @4 [! m- r9 s2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 a1 Z* l, \/ U, E+ B9 K
a.They give like hell. , u2 k7 b4 _; h9 N8 @, Y
b.They do not yell.- T- \* }) V2 t( J# ?0 _1 T/ n8 V
c.They do not tell.
$ i+ W6 K" j1 r6 ~# A) |0 p6 m; k3 Q! bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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8 q3 R- N! l3 p  w9 L- a DIAMOND to marry him,# \' J0 l/ C# z: V0 R3 c
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! _3 ?, n) ^! ~! C- a SPADE to bury him!8 T7 x# I, z$ p: l( g1 r' Q( h/ l
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 N0 @9 C2 Z  f: T* F! R# K
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?0 p$ ?6 x! M) N( D5 _' ]) K
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 J# J1 U$ H1 eThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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" j6 }$ f! \! a3 Z8 x$ G7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0 [, C  y! B0 D9 u+ B8 d& z
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; N9 Q: c" K( ~% t; V; T5 [
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great