[English]: Jokes..

小强

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( Z2 o% f. Z$ l: j1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- Q. b9 Z( F) l+ M$ n3 _* C99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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9 j6 v* B+ Q, Q- ^0 P# g2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! F) a5 ]3 V7 @; M2 E2 H3 C/ Ma.They give like hell.
: C3 t5 |& k; y' P% \b.They do not yell.
  ~- t# n/ c4 \c.They do not tell.% T: y+ Q; H& g( x3 [/ W3 t
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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+ M/ Z9 S+ g3 ?% C/ V6 m- N3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
+ \' X+ f! }& U, o% ]- a HEART to love him,) q# |& F3 b' O
- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 V! O; R' d2 m4 |7 [
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 s* E" i+ C5 U3 f
- a SPADE to bury him!
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" z6 z! S0 V$ n$ d4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" q- B' }3 Z8 q/ M3 }9 TBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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7 N) I7 M3 p9 @5) What is the strongest muscle?
  J% X/ Q7 ]# g; [" o& gThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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! N- {- I0 ~3 @; r8 N6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?& R; A3 W5 k5 x9 L" C% m( y
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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5 `- M: q' l  b( M7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' m  H/ B3 _4 M+ i" MWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ T! R: }! R( [2 ?0 d$ A8 J9 d
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great