[English]: Jokes..

小强

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$ E  x3 A! W8 B! ~1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: U9 a' @; w  F: A, v! N99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" D+ r% D4 Y$ b% T, i1 W3 }
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 t- q7 L- U& C6 k. Y) N- Y( Q* Aa.They give like hell.
1 j: z  o; f: u$ P+ tb.They do not yell.4 r( w5 y) B* I# i1 f
c.They do not tell.
  N7 {# n, `2 R# w, t5 j% |) gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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0 N% \; d; b/ O) O/ q3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:$ R3 N: [7 ^) O1 h
- a HEART to love him,& y5 v8 W) |: C1 N% b2 s* q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ @/ [' X3 P! N6 I! H& d- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
  V1 s+ T# w, X4 }2 P* A- a SPADE to bury him!5 O5 _7 I; K: z* x% U) d
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: Q6 p. {1 b% t6 p* `$ g  }3 R1 \Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?! d4 ?/ _7 V- k% |# I
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. a% Y: F" N1 Y8 A$ I
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?  ~0 V  D* Y+ C! ~. T7 W; C4 ]0 ]/ l/ b& m
The arse hole is always in front of you.4 b/ \" n# [8 l* ~. j2 U% I6 Q; D

# G& u3 g. B" @* A" ?2 S7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
: J) ?# ?# x1 e$ {2 R; x% X$ AWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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  l" j$ d" J' O- k4 u% U8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. g# w, P8 u8 F2 ?( X2 zThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~) @, U- K' X' n, F
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great