[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ s4 O+ s* P$ E# y8 d7 f& F
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! z: |0 E, v( L: N. Va.They give like hell. , U* w! O" L3 F4 m$ s
b.They do not yell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( G7 S& C6 M5 p- O% u* A

! u1 e' Q: @$ E0 K3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 _. x8 Z; q2 g% q
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
$ E# n/ i+ O* o  y  u8 A. }- a SPADE to bury him!
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1 r9 G9 @$ I& }$ V* g# [4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
1 x2 a9 z, t2 ?" M, f7 CBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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) t/ b: W; w6 d( s+ \5) What is the strongest muscle?# c& Q8 F- o' J' b5 E' C
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 ~0 k' ~5 [4 t
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 k3 I0 U3 a5 r8 X% J) N' |When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: {3 U' E2 J0 u5 |" J1 o
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?+ n% P+ ~; b/ K) E  Q
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
; ~: ]: V4 L) Vkeep it up~~/ O9 N- w3 o+ B# {& E% n* G
cheers

maksim2046

that is great