[English]: Jokes..

小强

6 w" u( M4 ]) E1 }" O
0 T% ]4 b. `2 L* S
1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 Q  I2 c  e  N( Y! u7 F6 `3 x99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
/ F4 L. p2 e0 [, ?
, K3 [5 E6 {: V2 i2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; g% @/ |, [0 s/ \: x
a.They give like hell.
6 D) u3 u4 D  y, Jb.They do not yell.' o% t# k* P4 p
c.They do not tell.$ z, e! W3 U6 r3 y
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
) n6 D% m. ^# Z : g& P" U/ p" L5 |$ S* E" }
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
6 ?) R( N% |+ J* \, r. J* y- a HEART to love him,
0 {5 @$ l1 A. b2 j# l* ^) {- a DIAMOND to marry him,1 j4 A1 r0 |, @* V1 d9 n( `
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! G( [; |- U6 K) |; B
- a SPADE to bury him!% u0 t4 @+ Y1 d0 n$ {1 ?
6 E4 c. o( r; z
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
5 y* `- {/ ]1 I3 b' f1 MBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
; k' T9 z  u/ R6 ^" p" V' l
: C! n3 `: p  N' ?$ q; z5) What is the strongest muscle?4 E- B' M+ c- h- [) b( g7 y1 i
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 `2 Q; Z. @- a2 |. J6 y
8 Y/ w! {9 m0 H/ v2 c3 Q3 ~
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" f/ J$ s0 C! v" \9 U- MThe arse hole is always in front of you.2 f0 F: z/ I! G  ?* }2 {2 f
' `  J) ?5 A9 q! ]9 A
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9 l- z% d/ ^: @; |4 S! `When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! i. W+ m; U9 S. x& P4 i, L

8 y" c1 m6 i; u; v$ J& p  c) Z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 Z" X! u5 A& \0 r  z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~& a% a4 u' M7 J! V) O/ j  @( _
keep it up~~. q8 _1 i" {$ \% n3 z+ X
cheers

maksim2046

that is great