[English]: Jokes..

小强

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2 l7 ?/ n* K& K7 B3 o* `1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& W( U: {9 `$ G+ a, E- h' t
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; j* F' V2 K% r

) A% t- s( d* s9 ^. ?( X2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 ^7 S. G5 U* a/ Z3 O5 ~a.They give like hell.
8 V. ~5 ]  t( {8 [/ V1 qb.They do not yell.
& s% D, l& P: U/ Xc.They do not tell.
- `  w" P6 V% p# D0 Md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 r  S- i5 x) K3 W" `; k( Z, O; F+ l5 g

: B& ^3 ^$ b" z, Y/ \# T* E3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
$ R+ ~/ z2 i3 d- f: E* O. @# n- a HEART to love him,
. @9 z3 M  w8 x% n6 t4 ?2 Y- a DIAMOND to marry him,* A, Z2 x" B/ H9 m3 R; }
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 p9 \4 k  h( Q& U. T% M# \# ?
- a SPADE to bury him!3 c( D9 Z' X& i9 z

2 D0 K& N- f3 z5 Y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?: j! }: v- A$ I+ K
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, w& f  z% [8 b1 ^$ s/ D+ Z% |7 ?
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 A7 I9 R* a; r0 ?8 @/ k2 iThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, r9 _2 ^( D  n& _6 C+ m
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! _; S7 }& h; TThe arse hole is always in front of you.6 C! ]  W4 z3 r5 e. g8 \4 q6 H+ m

8 K7 q: E# s' O  c! i7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- u# G+ X! v/ ^+ Z7 f; Z7 PWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
  p5 Z/ c6 f. OThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
0 _" N1 W. z/ ]. \/ Hkeep it up~~
. z1 ^' N! U7 M3 q( @& ]$ Vcheers

maksim2046

that is great