[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1 ]8 E2 `( i% `) v7 U1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- @4 y: e. c0 @3 f; B3 t99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 P5 W' q& S5 m: O
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ _- d% w% ~# S0 U: G+ Fa.They give like hell.
% c' ^) N5 \; ~# t; C( A# ]b.They do not yell.$ G1 z. _1 ^0 m8 G8 r
c.They do not tell.
" T+ w1 y7 @2 ?# ed.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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( f( t& {2 l& f3 T  w3 ^7 }1 W& ^3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
. H; D* V/ a# O4 R; D- a HEART to love him,# o- Z( B% }" C9 _  `
- a DIAMOND to marry him,' O) k+ D6 v3 ]2 O% p( i8 o
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 A4 G% @- H4 ]/ ?) S* `* Q& o/ A
- a SPADE to bury him!" E$ {+ q' O9 n( {" X3 E; L! o: ~

6 T( r2 ]# B' M6 Q$ V* H( O( s4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
' o" D) y! a8 O; cBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* q: [6 }& N  g! o; b9 G9 r- D1 p

1 g& O0 E  a/ X! z6 a5) What is the strongest muscle?" o0 Y+ P9 [- L, _& Y& J
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" E. O9 y* Y9 `
The arse hole is always in front of you.. z  {+ W; s- R3 X1 H# P
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' N$ O0 g& J7 u% O7 TWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* ?' X9 {, l3 y, W
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- Q6 U" R$ ~' i. o( }& A
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great