[English]: Jokes..

小强

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- |: o# b" }. B: a1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 S" V- d7 y$ |99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 g* F  X( b4 p

) ]! V8 ^8 F! X4 X# M) k* ^2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- R, Y* j5 S' D- j1 `8 X
a.They give like hell. / y- Y  a0 j% O
b.They do not yell.0 M  R4 j/ w& H. @8 O9 a. i
c.They do not tell.
# ?4 R/ g/ V" P# Fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:6 ^+ `& a( ~' }7 H' T+ N* W5 e, `% `
- a HEART to love him,
- e  Y- ~% e) l6 ?7 U7 _- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 W- u5 H9 S/ o$ o
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and6 a% U; O) N2 L3 _
- a SPADE to bury him!
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& U1 f1 I  o! Z& b* q, d8 d4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* s& Y5 G8 y* LBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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. \: w! D  B* o$ b! K5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ o$ a/ w; q' F2 m# `! k2 G' F2 pThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% W, d0 x4 v% l( I1 U' o

# J3 [6 ]- A3 Q4 W6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- A% o5 B) x" s5 j3 `
The arse hole is always in front of you.. f0 {# m8 n7 A4 X5 O( B7 e

! ^* _8 y' V0 J1 J- V* Z7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 q$ r4 e* E1 J1 [2 i
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! p! J( F1 @5 A* M5 Y  J- \

! V0 L2 W5 K& |6 e) Y  H# J8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: s3 u& |' u8 w
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~- O$ \2 s  Q) ^, Z$ k5 i
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great