[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, K. m7 z8 D$ r/ \* U8 O8 g
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence9 }4 g  @5 W- B" R+ G4 G
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* Q8 g7 j' E4 Z- K1 ha.They give like hell.
  j+ n7 e3 k- ?% @2 _b.They do not yell.4 u# W2 P9 _7 F3 c
c.They do not tell.& W0 L$ `, a0 S0 i" Z* q7 G/ f! ]
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
0 l2 ]/ j$ m! F, ~6 u$ B- a HEART to love him,
3 R! C4 s% d! ?* Q/ n5 y- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" s# V" s5 M! ~" @1 R0 U- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
5 Q9 D5 D+ |2 I8 ]: Q9 o6 i- a SPADE to bury him!3 }) |" [2 W( \

  s* a3 n8 E6 u7 t4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0 `4 ]  K; d; W; w- P' N& |. R) b
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later( e/ R& K  p  J% `8 {; E* u2 a
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 J6 a+ V+ a* Z+ P! BThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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+ Z* e6 [: M* z3 [6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
  z! p4 [) W  K% BThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 D! J4 `* R( H( r/ `2 XWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!- ]5 d4 J+ W! m% ^# B- k

; v& n. k$ p: h3 [8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 }' @* Z: c& k' R- J4 ~  h# i
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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0 h2 X+ I: P: Q9 Bcheers

maksim2046

that is great