[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
1 y5 P+ w3 U. |. @9 \5 C99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence3 }' V, s+ |$ p! r) A4 [
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ r0 ]8 C0 ?0 z$ u1 g/ y, m
a.They give like hell. - ^" ]" c5 Q2 B$ m) q% C
b.They do not yell.
9 [+ K% U( L2 u; z' ic.They do not tell.5 e2 f: k! h& U" Y+ Q# Z4 Y
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.. E( k' i2 T2 O+ i* U

6 d; c8 B* l7 e( }, K' C3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
0 V% Q5 T% ]5 s' i# o& i& C* B& A: d- a HEART to love him,' r, A/ |' {- |3 ~  O; I
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
6 |0 V/ O$ K3 n- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& N) ]) R  |/ v, a4 f- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. V. S5 r  m9 z! u( ~) W' RBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 h1 H# I! U/ u' m: K' Z0 v) b
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 L0 ~2 Y$ F# N) }0 D1 A1 OThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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4 K& i. e, G& P4 K4 K6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 J- V; G2 f. H2 zThe arse hole is always in front of you.3 D# {0 d8 {0 ?% v' C  `! J( U9 ]; P6 i

: {! S) r. Q8 }% ]7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
$ ]3 K4 C4 `& c# R, k/ aWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" F0 h; e! E9 X* y3 `; w1 DThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great