[English]: Jokes..

小强

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4 l. l0 V; A' d- d) z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
; }7 o; B! L7 ]) E1 r2 r, o99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence$ x. |6 ?: {  t6 c  \9 f$ Q2 S

# c- I" Z8 D- g) l/ [& M" s/ S$ v2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# D5 a' s  q3 D0 r
a.They give like hell. $ o5 l7 l  X# \5 p
b.They do not yell.
5 O  V8 N" J1 o5 g: i( sc.They do not tell.
. J( s* u, X9 {* _* K% _. s' b# ld.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# O/ g% m3 t& N/ n- K- K8 C

- p- x8 `  f2 G: F! F1 S3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
- g& w9 }1 Y$ J. ~6 ]- a HEART to love him,
$ V1 k: d& J  Q! |. b3 ?- P% y% ^- a DIAMOND to marry him,% Y( w. |7 [4 k3 }. S
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
$ l2 R% a, v8 T- a SPADE to bury him!2 F4 U# }- Z1 A: G: f
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ x! z. t+ r4 u3 x2 yBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 |: j0 c( C5 q$ ~# V1 N3 [

7 c/ i4 u( h3 m! T  C& J2 E' e5 v5) What is the strongest muscle?5 P( M( a- z! J) G5 X0 \
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!3 \* E8 K5 q. p  q/ z

2 V. u; s# g# a/ {6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 J* E, x- p: J; A! X, v
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# ~' U. S' t+ l4 c0 XWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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0 l! l- j5 ^) l" N3 {$ `: ^& ~8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 z$ _( p7 U0 [2 _
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~" H" o0 W. v4 x
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great