[English]: Jokes..

小强

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" E; n' ^/ j' p  K) v1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( I# k; C# s6 ^( h, Y" @99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 P- ~" X8 I4 B6 L' [8 O9 Y+ I
a.They give like hell. 3 V* G1 C; C1 F
b.They do not yell.
! j  O" O" K9 R0 y) Cc.They do not tell.
0 u* X5 f- ?1 X$ ^d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* D% J* _/ O" v& g! E

0 ]0 z& Z2 k  k1 i6 G3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
3 Y( W8 z# E; x6 Z8 D$ h( k: r- a HEART to love him,
: E4 j% b, P" h- a DIAMOND to marry him,: }, v5 h6 L( c# ^$ c
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
+ j+ _/ M5 A; l- a SPADE to bury him!
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+ @' b2 Y. Q( Y, f" v2 m4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ y, G9 V$ z2 a% k1 j
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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  n" F$ e) B$ Z# Z5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ l# t5 `0 n& |  q( p6 b% J& I0 RThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?& ~( j( v% E( u1 G" W0 Y
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9 u( b$ u# I/ R9 MWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 X. s& n9 q6 }% }! Z' _: j8 T' C
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?& k& _; [/ l6 k  R# {4 P
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
# F8 {- m4 o6 p% E4 I/ |keep it up~~9 G  E# I# c9 U  v
cheers

maksim2046

that is great