[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ _  ?5 b3 P6 A( t
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 L' \" Z, t  c8 F. l" n0 G
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; y0 s' `  u' u! S2 q* ?
a.They give like hell.
) |5 D3 P7 `) M& F% b1 N* f1 Bb.They do not yell.
# X8 H5 D% ^4 p& s4 |) |1 s1 t8 Oc.They do not tell.
2 O0 {- T8 e) G8 a- yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- C+ p4 A  \5 o
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and  C) B" y" X% d* Z: |# j6 X) W7 _
- a SPADE to bury him!) a! {. o0 Y  s1 W$ b* s3 l9 W

& \9 N  @5 B0 O  ?- W/ X4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
$ I& m6 ]( B0 h' u% FBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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' j* Q- ]8 z# n4 _) t6 G8 J5) What is the strongest muscle?  g7 k6 }0 Y& Q  I3 K8 K/ z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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/ O% I: V  l+ F/ q/ \$ ?; l6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
2 Q& A& R7 d3 p% {# a2 ZThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. M' V: u: l" w& t. J+ Y2 oWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. @" K  z6 N+ ~  ?
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% V! J7 Y; N- W) w4 EThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
+ e' x/ N* h. L$ e4 f: rkeep it up~~1 W& D. D" ]8 ^, X% o6 r
cheers

maksim2046

that is great