[English]: Jokes..

小强

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( E$ e6 o# i: }) ^' b1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' o0 n0 \, p/ x6 _
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 n) `( @) b* t+ M: M
a.They give like hell. / v, U7 {* e7 }
b.They do not yell.4 ]& B3 X- p$ {% p6 k
c.They do not tell.
7 {6 `) P1 I& d' Q& A' Md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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" a4 c( q  l- W8 R) r/ }! M5 G3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:6 D& @% |3 W( Y# ~+ A
- a HEART to love him,- I' M) c. l3 ?* @
- a DIAMOND to marry him,/ y' j. b) u2 A- R, S! D0 _; z
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
* h4 B9 i" X/ i5 Y' m: g- D- a- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; A  ~& k& a! S) ^4 N# f& W) n
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later$ h- s3 i# r' N7 Z: w: D

5 J0 k$ c9 F1 g5) What is the strongest muscle?
& ^$ X5 J/ F. ]; _- vThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ a) a/ ?; C( q: t: y% N" O
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& P; L& {: I# I! d% }; aThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
( N( U$ A5 N9 `0 |When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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5 A2 [  R( r: y( T8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
/ _- @, I8 s: V, |; p& M: YThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
! M3 j$ q. f$ S6 n- v2 zkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great