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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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% j2 w1 V3 c$ f' K1 G, x9 P1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ c) v5 G {7 n! F
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 z- F3 }) w5 f6 H/ F! c0 n3 m! y
- x5 h0 ~6 W0 J2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 v% M* Q6 W6 B' ~8 u3 I7 X7 {( m' Q. Ua.They give like hell. / n5 u# r, n' \1 ?
b.They do not yell.
; o T/ G J; rc.They do not tell. z# V! Y' I8 m7 A& a) d
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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( }) i3 E$ r, e3 d2 m3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
3 N& f* V! Z9 s6 N' @+ D- a HEART to love him,
1 i5 @6 R5 M7 c- a DIAMOND to marry him,
/ p2 ]- G0 E5 l9 ]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 ^# }5 ?$ t$ j7 F
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2 g$ C, l* [8 M1 V' L- U, o4 R' d; y
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) J* N8 r; Z" A6 Q" P
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5) What is the strongest muscle?, Y5 u0 [4 N; b
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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' u; D& E5 c( q7 h: s6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 q: i: k' y6 |0 r" j( p+ tThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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3 U7 v% W- T) y) b7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
: _/ r7 D5 l5 q& J+ tWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, _" c5 \' g% O
8 m4 X4 a# x9 n/ @0 n& J8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* a' r) U& \# i* a4 F: IThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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