[English]: Jokes..

小强

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  [3 a; @; `/ u& |# \( M1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
& ^6 q' I6 L  Q8 x7 V99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# R. M' p4 T# k- `  q4 U6 F8 s" oa.They give like hell. , V2 c3 g) b  E" H, N8 ]: m
b.They do not yell.: p/ F3 d% v4 n3 Q
c.They do not tell.
: I& B; |& y% u& K6 Md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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" v% x& w4 q5 o+ s) v4 h3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
8 L, v: V1 Q6 {$ y- |$ _. m- a HEART to love him,4 c" c7 Y$ S0 A, J2 m+ @$ r
- a DIAMOND to marry him,' f6 Y& L* {( _* H
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& |. q5 X3 h+ |$ G+ D" y- a SPADE to bury him!8 J: ]) h; F8 P# F

  d1 J" @  D5 p; B2 v# z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ O% {+ ^8 m4 S4 t/ S, O8 y! A0 R8 o
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 r: r) L! M1 q8 n
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 W" v% V2 m" S. F. @4 P. [The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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& u% P5 }9 @0 B4 I* g' |/ k6 r6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( D+ U0 X% y5 t3 E
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" z/ f; Y1 x' t, aWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! H6 r$ B* P% Y0 p
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 f+ ]: [- N- V/ G6 @2 Y% PThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~6 f* c& ~9 |5 t/ P% y  E
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great