[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. |. I0 E9 p3 d" `; J
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 r3 C0 ?! F' r- b2 Q$ S+ A

% l$ W6 R% s( M0 q1 g5 I2 P2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( Z- X( B7 ^/ u  ja.They give like hell.
6 t2 \- i" u& r6 Fb.They do not yell.( I6 L) R# I* W% D+ p, w) J" q
c.They do not tell.
' L, s9 K+ I6 P& O% e7 Fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- V+ b6 }+ c" Z' ?9 z+ n9 G: a

7 u4 w: r! Y- ?% a, f6 q3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
7 i/ c3 g0 ~. J2 p6 i/ I% H% d8 C- a HEART to love him,
* l1 L8 j( A3 D4 A# |, }; i% D9 J- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ R1 r, i' X3 o7 \5 j
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" C" Y  i) p' B, V/ V, ]
- a SPADE to bury him!/ D; N9 b8 F; l+ X

8 p+ `; A% ^0 i" r5 z6 D4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& ^. \! _5 Y2 E7 ~Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: {( R( [& ^# u$ a/ N; U

  Z" A+ R1 |5 m8 t- V. F6 {( t$ Q5) What is the strongest muscle?0 ^' n" M, z0 r5 X8 }0 i$ t/ P! w
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: V1 P8 Y& Q) m4 o7 a$ k& q3 v5 V

! [9 b% d9 U4 M4 p, N/ N6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?$ w* p! W4 U3 z! I0 `& H5 @2 R
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
3 A; f/ I* e9 y  W5 l$ PWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ I% O: V" u7 ~% ]  y! N1 K( X
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~! C/ F7 `  D( X& W+ u0 n, F- T; \
keep it up~~6 y2 q6 |' @  j3 V- w% C  h
cheers

maksim2046

that is great