|
- 帖子
- 1137
- 精華
- 1
- 威望
- 860
- 魅力
- 209
- 讚好
- 0
- 性別
- 男
|
1#
發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
| 只看該作者
[English]: Jokes..
 : }2 e7 X# a7 [! C# A8 [4 \
2 h) @ e# B) B- o1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 \' Q' |9 _ ^4 ^99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
5 k+ }/ I2 M% {
, t8 ~/ J: ~4 s2 c4 Q2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ D6 J/ W$ P" G2 g- @9 J1 b3 U* Y
a.They give like hell. 4 u+ F7 V6 M, @* J& w+ ?7 A
b.They do not yell.
* W! r- E; Z6 V) pc.They do not tell.1 e8 X! I8 m' E- X2 I0 u3 k) L
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( B! G7 `2 E; Y J' e4 f. {
9 c& Z# D7 e9 E; I. P; y3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:6 n+ [4 h0 d+ I% A0 s
- a HEART to love him,
3 p! Q& X, i9 f# j& _5 s- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 h: a7 ^2 k5 `# D
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, O9 R5 w x% J4 k. Q4 \
- a SPADE to bury him!
" {% ~1 @# a" e7 f! t: h7 G0 P
# `- }9 y2 {, y6 X$ J9 n1 X" Z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
, @0 h& x9 |1 f; H3 PBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later2 M; E* ^' l& G% _5 D* ]' f/ u
7 \ C% x6 l( `# g6 K
5) What is the strongest muscle?
& J. i6 R( a# F" yThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
& w8 M2 P- _" n( H$ ^ 9 b) L# P. @( Z% H$ q4 D" e; D
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! W9 C- W# [ `3 U* }+ }The arse hole is always in front of you.
# i! g$ F: {8 X% L! H
+ a9 X& R1 B% w8 `- s- {7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- \; Y$ X1 D# ~When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
7 F! x L* W1 v! }. S" @0 \1 J & Z& w# R: y) z" `9 y
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: G3 Y) R! e4 U8 c% w IThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
|
