[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
& Q) M- Q9 ~) O8 R/ a99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# {. ?- U8 k4 ~) k! o

; s- N+ c) U' j2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" O, H6 T: w- \2 \' S9 `a.They give like hell.
% J* H* ~( V2 }1 p1 S0 tb.They do not yell.
7 _8 q" y, K/ `6 B! mc.They do not tell.
6 o& Q" g5 q+ N5 |+ f- w8 d. ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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! t9 o2 B# A* G( E! m8 M: Q3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 {. q  S% z4 }" V. O) k
- a HEART to love him,; x- A  h8 _9 R4 R" _% S
- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 S( R. k6 ]$ I4 C* W8 Q( v( R
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
, C5 j5 ?; J) W& E3 ]: b: c- a SPADE to bury him!4 C  ?8 w% Z* _% Y- s5 U

- J# V4 }5 a. R' @5 F6 Y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?3 M3 @* ^0 u0 o
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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4 ?/ V3 P  O2 Y$ O" f1 `5) What is the strongest muscle?( d1 C) q* v. k7 L
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: b6 Z) ?. l$ B; D  m

# {, w7 J- _! W5 Z8 R6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
; F2 U9 s( D6 t8 a- KThe arse hole is always in front of you.5 R0 s2 E7 U9 E* X1 h2 _/ x
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) X0 T4 a# w* g( @6 S: @
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 y! u! y: ^' V( T2 b

  T6 B2 f3 h4 K& z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1 Y% W* z: u$ g
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
, O# o' b9 P# G) Fkeep it up~~9 G' r8 ^4 w1 {& }
cheers

maksim2046

that is great