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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 i9 g' ]* r, `! ~( j7 m" k
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence ^9 e/ e$ B9 V6 ^9 r. S( P: C0 d
5 n( ?/ x! [' i# s2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 _* Q5 t* A! P, Ga.They give like hell.
8 p2 V# n. E: j! [b.They do not yell.* ?: H2 a3 l1 R4 t* n W$ P( Q
c.They do not tell." I/ [' f9 t$ ]4 P- [4 I
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ e8 S5 \5 S/ Q6 @+ T
- a HEART to love him,
2 @2 w# e! a, T: C8 L- a DIAMOND to marry him,
l( Z6 b% ?5 E- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
: l& n" m# w, N6 s! q) B `6 N- a SPADE to bury him!4 Y" @+ M) l }$ `. T- W7 \
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
3 O( S( x9 a: s% [+ ZBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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3 C8 @* U: D E8 l5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 v! b& e2 L7 a+ t4 D/ JThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& y. M+ B" J5 U* ?" e. UThe arse hole is always in front of you.% u6 P9 F0 e3 }
0 F' n0 d" i4 \9 H9 _7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 Y/ @) e ?4 G j; F
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! k8 u$ R+ ^# Y4 i
2 u! r1 I5 p% j$ s; G8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, J5 o3 q8 A- a' |The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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