[English]: Jokes..

小强

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/ \- w* X2 q- ~1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( k6 D: X% b0 P+ |* b& B
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; g( s/ Q1 E7 l5 D: C
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
2 M( Y& ]: g( n' ^, I. q$ na.They give like hell.
$ [4 S- N, o1 a/ e' P: q0 yb.They do not yell.8 y9 i% `& w& k% {8 t9 E
c.They do not tell.- X8 D4 o; Z; i# @* b
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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* c" `4 J$ H7 y$ x" Z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 s# E( B! {* U! c% Z. d
- a HEART to love him,+ E# l0 T- e+ ]% [+ u, W
- a DIAMOND to marry him,4 N6 L5 }+ p( J& a4 q( j( j5 z& R. Y
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
: e3 I) W+ l/ z- h  o, B- a SPADE to bury him!
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* u7 }1 ~# }" @6 x+ a4 }$ n$ B2 `4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% F( F, J2 t+ L  H
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?1 ]1 ]( \" L# V3 {8 r
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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" k  I8 n0 w" h% @( M  g6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
) @" A' t  b; c4 V4 E$ EThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
3 ]3 Y' n6 q( r$ _0 \, e) {# sWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!  b# X+ b  q' J; {. T1 e% @

5 K& S' W9 E9 c  B4 W8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 X- I" ?5 ]) p8 f
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
# f1 p4 [" @$ Z0 F) I0 G  g, p. ]keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great