[English]: Jokes..

小强

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" }" F) p0 Z/ `# U. K  A0 t7 C1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, E% n2 W  X, J, q  d* R' R- h
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence/ c  {+ V5 Q; E# U
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& R# b3 ^' E' ?
a.They give like hell.   B9 V$ n+ _6 {4 _& c' ~
b.They do not yell.
7 n  t; p& E# }$ j2 s0 y5 q0 ]4 qc.They do not tell.6 J1 g: N. m# G. x+ \$ z/ j
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 ~( Z* h* Y# d: E/ z- K- c1 t- a HEART to love him,2 x2 }4 `2 w( P/ }% F. `, H* j- l; c) _
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ g: z3 c2 [9 x0 W# Z2 @  [6 c9 d- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& F+ C2 U8 n- d5 d% |! s* B+ F
- a SPADE to bury him!5 ?* e! m5 o% g$ R7 n

9 z! a! L: u+ C3 p4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: j/ J2 `* ?1 d  EBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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+ T- Z3 d5 k  ?! B. n" M* H  m5) What is the strongest muscle?
& F( N7 G0 C+ _# Z' ]  EThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, I8 s' t, M9 |4 e( O5 F* V
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 o2 O% m0 @! }) U* o
The arse hole is always in front of you.+ ^1 M% A0 W' d9 i
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 p. `) \6 \! M% b) [
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 X6 ?6 Y7 d3 l
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~6 i6 w8 y- }# w4 c
keep it up~~  o+ `( q; `" ^/ A4 X6 e
cheers

maksim2046

that is great