[English]: Jokes..

小强

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# U, H1 @, F; l3 B3 E0 t1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job; B+ \8 k, p7 x& F5 j
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence$ F# }2 d; ~3 |3 h
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?9 A. R, u; G) Y4 K# }6 ]5 u
a.They give like hell.
* G2 h$ F" b- I% d3 cb.They do not yell.5 `; r' X. ?/ ~8 ^! g& o
c.They do not tell.
4 D1 a& V# L9 h; j: \d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. {4 {+ q/ s# d& L8 S
- a HEART to love him,# \5 C" [' ^1 k8 S5 j4 E2 t: L
- a DIAMOND to marry him,& j4 F8 O' g  X, C6 ^
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& p% n$ o0 ~5 W% ?: E9 X# e  r$ A- a SPADE to bury him!9 G  G. L, |6 ]9 g
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?3 F1 |7 V) N" G% X& j4 j# S
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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) n+ L+ g: C. s1 e- `/ c6 w/ t1 ]3 w  P% u5) What is the strongest muscle?) [; q# r9 d; o8 K/ T
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: P# m8 C: n( t* v; A

; Y  [! {! B: M4 f( D& X8 `7 v* L! Q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! E. T- E& g% z, BThe arse hole is always in front of you." U7 [: o2 w5 g1 p6 @

# T: K/ t8 d. M' T, t1 o7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" u2 Y3 U, ]' d7 o3 Y) G& v" \
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!+ U+ ^" b: B/ ~4 M: ^2 f

3 h0 M. @) f; ?. h5 Y7 c8 o8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: |% o3 x- p& `9 h3 lThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~7 w( ~& H& _$ y( R
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great