[English]: Jokes..

小强

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0 {" B; |6 H% r7 E0 e! \1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 I2 k( b& ^5 E99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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4 d# v/ G! i0 h7 T5 q( B2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?' @1 D2 X* w; y- I5 H) }
a.They give like hell.
0 g& b9 M5 @' O7 _7 k8 v3 X* qb.They do not yell.
+ ?8 q0 H% T% y1 Ic.They do not tell.  S* ^; H# O1 Y1 r. w' N
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 a4 S2 w4 S: t$ k0 p
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:( }, a9 i0 x3 F# h- @3 R
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& z6 r& Q! ]+ N! ?5 m, G- a SPADE to bury him!
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% y0 k% G" c* M4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?3 p" G" `: z! N/ @
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 Y3 E6 b) r' n( Y4 h) ]( t
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
( o8 J7 D) J! d4 W$ RThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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$ s3 w  S6 A; [0 U3 t* o6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 U, M3 J+ e0 ], Q" QThe arse hole is always in front of you.2 ], Z$ f. M$ Q9 V. T1 ^

9 l: s7 K2 v( L; H; {* w% h5 }2 B- e7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?9 s3 M# |, o8 R9 `
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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! c8 e1 {, a$ q; z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% k% U7 F0 j+ k. \% r3 ~) KThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~+ j7 I0 Y* E# _. [3 G
keep it up~~. ]. E! u' G! U5 Z2 P) P7 ]6 a" [. w
cheers

maksim2046

that is great