[English]: Jokes..

小强

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2 u( x3 [- B! \( Z6 K2 I1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
# T! z+ s# q. F$ k8 P, G0 }99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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% o& R/ w- W7 h: e7 C; g0 Y/ ]0 q2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 h# }7 E4 t, ]; [0 P+ I
a.They give like hell.
' O; ]6 C4 e/ N3 {1 Y' C1 Bb.They do not yell.  g( q+ z8 K- Z+ K4 }% J: B
c.They do not tell.
* a: V) h, m6 ?/ {9 nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* L/ w1 {/ ?& h4 M, G9 C( B
- a HEART to love him,; g7 _4 Y. T* o1 [6 f+ D
- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 [* P7 |" K7 e5 Z: {" H
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 e* Z3 d, ]" e1 ^; X
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% C7 \% v$ A3 l# {- w3 v
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 y; C' `% |% t0 o7 U. g  W7 s

7 N( ~7 o0 X& j0 Z5) What is the strongest muscle?
2 [$ m; M7 F/ Q3 ?3 SThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% a' [- T$ [% D3 D% X
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( R- g! e6 ?9 |5 E3 ZThe arse hole is always in front of you.; e( x) H$ c0 a4 D! w

( }$ }' f; O2 J* Y8 K! t7 Y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- i# R6 s: G3 P- q
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! n4 f( b, C- {8 l& A, J
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~) g) d/ {9 w+ F3 h( \/ v
keep it up~~( G$ D' H' P& ~, R
cheers

maksim2046

that is great