[English]: Jokes..

小强

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( n* ^1 J2 n, P$ G/ {+ l( d1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- L7 N+ A- M' v- i
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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* q- \6 E; }6 |2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! v$ ^- F( \5 T& [+ a$ V6 ja.They give like hell. . ]+ x+ N6 F2 h9 t0 b6 d' B
b.They do not yell.; f6 W3 b  n5 w/ Z+ B+ `" H
c.They do not tell.; w( X% e9 K+ u" V% |; q' L4 E
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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. [9 Y# @' j2 c3 u$ Y2 S6 n3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
' c: ]% l3 c% }: J$ A2 e/ I- a HEART to love him,
- j% L  P8 I0 Q7 N. e; b  C, T+ }- a DIAMOND to marry him,
% C7 X# k( w6 K; @! E5 Z  C3 a/ s% F- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 ?, M( k+ c% H- a SPADE to bury him!: ]$ }+ Y# W/ z( ]; {- I7 j4 T
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 ~' X1 [  N0 ?( Q$ [2 P
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5 n0 ^: `9 G$ J* g3 E' [0 E5) What is the strongest muscle?  |; Z3 m9 i: e9 R3 ~8 K1 v
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( O' ~( J0 k( Z2 V1 WThe arse hole is always in front of you.) A: b7 w3 r) O5 t- S
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' b5 M$ `; ^" t: |* s' X8 V: [When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& g, t% D* C" O9 m3 e( PThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~& j' f* A7 U8 }7 S6 U, _$ ]. I: l9 A/ S
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great