[English]: Jokes..

小强

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+ s7 ^$ i8 [* H& b3 ^- [2 J( c1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 k- m4 r# ?* t4 J# I99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
7 i" S/ s! k9 E( q  s. ^7 f2 Ea.They give like hell. 3 K9 {& ^: G& V
b.They do not yell.
! s. }  V1 ~! u- y4 Kc.They do not tell.
  n! p( a3 \& U* D# Sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ |! k) ]! n9 I! `) n2 x$ j

+ k& j0 g0 i- E6 ~! b; k3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
& j6 w# l% [0 H, |- a HEART to love him,, i( T# J0 P# I1 Y; E
- a DIAMOND to marry him,  `& G- E0 l9 l  _2 O3 l) e. r) Q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and6 s% c" f' `" U
- a SPADE to bury him!9 @3 a8 R- \' I' l/ H- F
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* y3 D  l( b/ @# A2 H$ R$ A
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ j/ E4 P+ i) l$ G
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
& s7 Y+ e( a" l: o8 j8 UThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- F" ]; l' c) T( ^" o" y

7 J! R, r2 H# X3 C6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 X8 \/ w& O, A' k" v0 y  o' @- [The arse hole is always in front of you.( Y3 U% ^8 A4 j) a

% S6 W3 v! c; k# f. A! v7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# j+ g1 m$ I, j9 t# f- n$ ZWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( ?, m# F  G2 {) E! D7 L
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
+ H  e+ R; W8 JThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
5 S" t* r6 e: P: K2 Nkeep it up~~
5 b( X: L4 M+ P$ l" |8 b" M6 Wcheers

maksim2046

that is great