[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
* B/ |; @  A! E6 F4 ^' r+ R4 b9 {99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: j& P4 d  y2 C7 Z. f$ g

# B: A+ e; X: \* w+ _2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
2 A( p" o  @) R: la.They give like hell. 7 L* g' ~. x" [9 P5 G; g
b.They do not yell.! e2 W6 X" Y5 _# N  c5 B& o/ e6 Y8 c
c.They do not tell.9 g9 q) ?1 V/ L7 S5 ]/ `8 H( X
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* j- R7 t: H+ Q( }

" O- D7 v- q. Q8 w* ^1 h# f3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 q  A  ^6 \6 ?# n. r7 \- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 M3 E7 s2 |0 u- a SPADE to bury him!; {9 g. y2 [& t5 r( r" a
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* ^- j* v2 p' O6 U
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 j- o% Q! h$ t

; u7 x8 h+ {& F- @6 E" s8 [5) What is the strongest muscle?/ }) C' k3 Z; G; s0 k
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 K% j3 n! p! c7 O: S! [/ Y

, \9 i* ~2 ^2 B0 O6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
; k! u% t9 `5 X7 f$ Z, D8 _$ F2 `- cThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 q' ]9 u1 X8 Z; Y6 Q+ e; x3 iWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. x( E* c2 v" F- M; t
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great