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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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5 T$ a( ^- p4 T/ j5 x1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: R+ N' D8 t A$ }: F99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence/ T* y8 |2 m' X* v) J) K. l. Y
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) L% C: V; l! u; _2 t
a.They give like hell.
! v3 K0 ^" n2 a) d: w8 `- } Rb.They do not yell.
1 |+ x2 L" z: X5 mc.They do not tell.1 o6 ]2 C3 u+ u1 J) ^
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:; n" z! Q K8 z: n7 b. {+ o" F/ w
- a HEART to love him,
2 q# q1 z G) h: F2 }+ t+ R- {- a DIAMOND to marry him,
; }" X. k+ k) ]5 D6 B0 I- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, o3 J6 v; u& K. _# a5 W* f
- a SPADE to bury him!6 m8 P) k9 `/ o+ ?9 k; B f/ L
% j. O6 V5 t4 D% ]) b( z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
9 G+ k- ]* q; h( O9 B( R1 jBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 K8 n5 d# p' r( P! w
/ K0 T A% z' W7 w5) What is the strongest muscle?
) J/ p$ R: B% gThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* X% N2 o; p1 E5 m6 E; Y+ M
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 E9 X5 {( b* l+ [) k3 X$ z2 PWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" }& T# N; z/ q3 DThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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