[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ h" |5 l6 |0 K0 E- _
a.They give like hell.   i! j! m; W+ L4 J
b.They do not yell.
7 x/ A$ t7 r9 Q. l& ic.They do not tell.
4 C0 L0 |; ?+ D6 L5 t7 V3 T7 L/ ed.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
* T1 a) X  y( X/ Q$ y- a HEART to love him,1 q9 h4 t8 Q! a3 g5 \: H
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 A; q  m9 Q7 A- o- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
4 B6 q0 c! k7 {( I- O( u7 Z4 T6 x; ~- a SPADE to bury him!* g( b9 y1 }# b. {  Y; s4 f# B7 g
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 B5 [" ~: U# MBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?$ L. T" B+ ?' @, O, `
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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+ [! B1 y1 v% N3 [' ?6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
- ^( b- f/ f1 l1 p3 hThe arse hole is always in front of you.- ^: D0 }1 a7 e6 g, z
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
& ?4 r$ G: w5 p$ p7 J0 WWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 ]( i6 P1 T& K; c

! V$ ?: V5 I# K8 D9 Q. A  J+ m8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; @. v  \  n8 s5 \The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
" V% t. ~0 z8 s( }3 _( jkeep it up~~
9 M! C# k2 y/ W5 s) `+ R) a8 k$ |cheers

maksim2046

that is great