[English]: Jokes..

小强

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/ W( V# S- L8 H4 R6 Q; u* @% z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 Z6 P3 B" T% r9 L9 |99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 K% w. c3 f( j  i5 n7 C
a.They give like hell.
% q; x! }* P1 A; t" r/ }" |/ X& Zb.They do not yell.% L3 F) F* i1 L
c.They do not tell.
3 _2 o* r2 J! e6 @d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* V7 n: }  e% D' X2 _' y
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
& g- W# f- m! B. {7 P- a HEART to love him,
: }4 h$ z6 A9 l: d* X; e$ V- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- _5 m# }3 c  T$ J- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
% [( S$ F( t+ B- a SPADE to bury him!! L  v  l& D: N8 ]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
, ^0 I/ x7 M6 C! f1 d% HBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?2 i! N  |! e' V0 f
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% R1 v  Q9 z7 _3 D2 F3 G" k

! M  D  e9 }( D  Q/ D6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
4 h9 j7 r* f$ T- o8 c) a7 AThe arse hole is always in front of you.* ~9 M4 G7 _& l/ `) `: M

  q2 b# T6 P% f) K, b7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 }1 W; f; E" j" @# \7 ?
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!+ m. J; g' W, M' R3 X1 B
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?" I6 J( A9 D) P6 G3 B  L: R7 z. l
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
  D. q2 `1 q7 i* T$ c$ l  B3 |; Kkeep it up~~' x/ [0 H* e4 w0 b- l) Z* r) t) o
cheers

maksim2046

that is great