[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1 v  r$ F4 {: A- W1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
7 f) D8 i) W( V! P2 \99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 N1 `+ t# f9 N" W- d* s# ta.They give like hell.
" r8 s- }0 s8 q- e7 I) _b.They do not yell.; }" Q: a4 I% L' X( d
c.They do not tell.$ A3 H8 e6 Z% i: g
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! I, K6 S4 e  B* e4 A* e7 Y
- a HEART to love him,
, M. o/ Z4 N! v( w- a DIAMOND to marry him,
: J( ]" S3 l, x9 D+ z7 @7 i- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
( J+ e% D! d2 L# Y1 I2 T- a SPADE to bury him!
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0 V! v8 h" a( A$ }& e3 C: R5 E! U4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* Q7 W' [% y. V
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 [0 r! w5 r" s' S; u! [
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
, r, t' m" y( w0 NThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 N6 m: ^( P9 d" TThe arse hole is always in front of you.: W9 Z( R( R  R( V
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: q6 ~2 D' ^+ ~% M- G4 {5 k  _/ V
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' ]; Z2 e# S5 \9 J  @# c

/ J9 j# D' q+ |; i( n; C8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ }5 y: f) B# g# _* V0 |1 X+ k
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~7 I5 ~+ e4 t4 T
keep it up~~5 p7 j7 O9 k) O' B4 a, ~
cheers

maksim2046

that is great