[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 Z/ W0 ]" l3 m
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 w' u. _6 L' z, e$ U+ Y! p8 ?9 ba.They give like hell.
% J8 W) [: }0 G' k& yb.They do not yell.3 N: J7 }7 J6 B. E
c.They do not tell.8 g) J3 O) x0 r7 }$ r2 m( U
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 w5 r2 V3 j3 x' q6 ]
- a HEART to love him,9 u$ r0 Y+ I+ d0 R# _% I3 k/ }
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
: |1 y9 y- v$ m2 j2 M+ R- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
4 U$ v# A' D# x6 [" i- a SPADE to bury him!( q4 U" }' H, O7 {  V% H

9 X3 k( K' ~2 U  \2 u+ w# C  {4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 ^2 P2 C, \2 lBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 {/ }3 |5 G3 Y
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5) What is the strongest muscle?; L7 D  D. @% f2 d8 V) x
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 L/ ~& M9 z. k! q; c

1 I# ]) T  @2 O' J9 m: F6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
4 h; m1 u" }+ G' M0 {$ r# YThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?$ @# }0 X1 X; G  a/ R
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!" m2 A; U* ]5 U

% S! |) R; X8 B8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# }, |% p! Q0 ]' F2 j# [
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great