[English]: Jokes..

小强

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' S0 ~& e4 x; O+ F1 T1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: t7 H+ H7 s  L+ Q; U# x
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 R- F# q5 l$ y. e! X  d; g
a.They give like hell.
4 K# l6 ?$ t  O# F& Fb.They do not yell.
5 `5 }2 Q5 b) @6 n8 z% U# ~1 hc.They do not tell.
5 j3 U$ v  O( gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 n3 t0 G' p! e) F

/ ~# X% d5 p6 x, s3 I% L3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
6 [6 ~' O/ Z, k3 U- l- a HEART to love him,8 x$ h2 c8 P" N/ H
- a DIAMOND to marry him,* e5 x3 [/ o! F9 Q6 m! r( u& ]8 S
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% ~: @: k3 _0 E- X& b
- a SPADE to bury him!/ S1 h1 m# Z! H7 _8 T
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- d4 V6 A" Q5 H' E
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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) U! A& q& N# K0 P/ `5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 G* x4 D( ^4 K: ]; f3 p2 e9 q; `( BThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
, \- l3 f* `6 \& qThe arse hole is always in front of you.0 w# I- c7 _  {, R4 f: l6 S
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 N9 q6 g2 ^6 b* SWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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" _% F: n  N' a2 N) ~  m8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 v, U9 K' U. D1 \
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
; b) P4 O' F" {% o) S8 Okeep it up~~: S1 V- P) E9 u" \1 F: r; p) y
cheers

maksim2046

that is great