[English]: Jokes..

小强

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7 z9 x& P$ m7 |  ?; u% l1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! B1 F* X* J! M0 ~& h- v1 q) O( p; O99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
% r3 W1 q, [1 \2 La.They give like hell. + @' U2 i( b' x3 ^* l7 s/ ?9 t
b.They do not yell.' g  C7 o1 q9 s; k3 D+ t
c.They do not tell.1 z2 {! d% H- v# s5 n
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* P3 k6 U- v) J
- a HEART to love him," O5 T6 Z+ ^; n0 S
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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- a SPADE to bury him!
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  x% p6 r8 }/ ~4 `1 c4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2 j4 o; D8 @. ~
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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! b$ _* V$ U( X! f5) What is the strongest muscle?7 ?5 X; X/ ?4 H  r0 ^
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!  ~% h9 o5 w; n5 I
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
$ {. H* ]4 B) a6 _1 ?& LThe arse hole is always in front of you.1 m7 s3 b: F6 W- _3 a
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 V/ m# H( l) g- ~- Y7 |When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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- c* c* N* }6 d9 H& k$ Y: U9 d8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: {+ ~' T$ {) z2 U
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~8 h  C( b. U- Z( Z
keep it up~~
1 u: `9 _$ a& l! _cheers

maksim2046

that is great