[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
) O4 M; I4 E& U99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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0 @4 d8 b+ s2 l# ~8 [+ X; ?, w+ N# n) W2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# P; b/ b  A$ y# Ia.They give like hell. + f3 f  m, O  H$ e5 t* U
b.They do not yell.; o% p: r! y% G3 J1 g1 g
c.They do not tell.7 h: [7 t5 U" d4 m  v4 }- w1 J; ]
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." P& I2 r) j+ S" W' L% C! ]" X2 @  A5 I
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
* g* t, D+ g4 |# ]5 N- a HEART to love him,
8 I8 Z# S/ p, t' w  C  V- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- p3 M: E  f. t5 ]$ c- a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ N& V6 w! ]# N% w1 G2 x
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
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' H. Y. k" ~. f) ?4 N5) What is the strongest muscle?
- I) E# ^, s9 V: M7 ^; [The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ u8 y3 w8 b  L7 i  V* I

: T6 @$ D- g2 w- Z' _* s& a2 Z6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 l3 u4 t/ t4 y4 t: a0 U6 |The arse hole is always in front of you.
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. p" W7 l  R* S/ }! }7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- s9 U% z7 U" v6 y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!- F. x  u. K: r5 W# [6 F4 ?3 K! t
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 Y( l2 S- U5 u- A8 u2 s
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~( e; Z# P+ K8 R1 F
keep it up~~7 t$ b3 U' R" ~* v$ P- a
cheers

maksim2046

that is great