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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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( ?( g4 B) A1 |, i3 | e1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 T/ Y) {$ P( B" W* A99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' L k- |; H8 F, X$ |6 f
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? p3 u% c2 l$ i4 b! ^
a.They give like hell.
$ Z" K( `8 c( i7 x Mb.They do not yell.8 h t" c2 t$ ]( t" m
c.They do not tell.
; |0 P4 m) q( z, [4 p8 u) R- rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: v# |% ^- a' D9 _
- a HEART to love him,
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4 ` X* Z5 v4 R1 |8 D: Y; o- a CLUB to smash his head in, and6 {7 F+ g$ k# A) K" w: J6 K, {
- a SPADE to bury him!8 G1 i& t& O; f) b. p1 L
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- K0 K5 f* {+ s$ X2 q
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later( p F/ K" X) g R4 x) u
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5) What is the strongest muscle?. e. U; |9 N f6 y) ]# n/ _, K
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!# J$ y4 Z9 J& ?
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) r7 Y: Q4 ?' c# N5 |3 ~5 K# }% E
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0 K U( J, Z/ D" }% @2 Q9 i7 |" Z8 ~4 M
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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# ^; I) S/ G# X! l8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 [& M7 W( z" |8 k7 hThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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