[English]: Jokes..

小强

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  O1 u* t) z4 o! p6 j7 x( r; ]9 z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
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6 X+ u. X. o) A2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" W1 Y1 w0 B( M( O) ta.They give like hell.
+ ]" Y: l, Z* y% |2 e' vb.They do not yell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% Y4 V0 j8 U' f6 I5 l
- a HEART to love him,
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, Z$ J: |" Q, g  A) b/ }- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 P9 N: u' x0 i/ e" E- a SPADE to bury him!$ U* W7 {( q. o. r5 E

6 B; A: w  ^" \& r3 g  G4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
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5) What is the strongest muscle?! |9 |# E7 ?. b6 K% a) e' ~
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 Y+ y- ?* h' L# Z# x
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 w8 _2 }1 t2 c2 B6 q& |
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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+ O6 Y& T: ]! P- k7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 q; z% ]( E0 u* ^! p1 s" y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1 f6 H! m% n1 s# y
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great