[English]: Jokes..

小强

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! f/ V$ `+ D7 ^* L0 q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# |6 c- |/ N4 q7 c8 m
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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  S- h- h  T# v* U9 f8 e4 V1 s2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 W8 W# j* |& \& W0 A
a.They give like hell. & B  F* L  |& ?. `1 ?
b.They do not yell.
5 ^& D8 ~4 t9 W/ m: {c.They do not tell.5 [3 n% ~  W' ^( l0 ~
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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! ^$ K2 L% S$ e5 t6 c3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
8 S! }. I2 c( I+ C8 P- a HEART to love him,! I* i: V6 f4 o4 P* a: Q/ w5 P
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ x8 \" {3 o& v5 q# s- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 g* o; r4 f7 P9 ~8 a& s
- a SPADE to bury him!
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; q# ?5 l2 e6 L( ^" l4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 e, r$ t1 Z3 d- b& T6 l% SBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, V  h& Z+ P6 M% {) e  @' `

9 [/ V8 G8 a# T& L4 d5) What is the strongest muscle?) {7 k5 @4 K4 N4 S8 g' d  s  ^
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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$ Y$ Y- U0 S- V1 r" B6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 J% v( {* O; S  I  @The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?  k' P5 h# @9 n; y, q. O
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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  S4 Z; g1 B5 j! }+ h8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; X2 G; h' x, N7 ~
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~' u& T! A0 t$ F$ y4 S$ ^
keep it up~~' i! {: c3 H7 a$ B5 N
cheers

maksim2046

that is great