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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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, D: Q5 p( C9 @. e* U1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ k8 n: d1 A) e+ a* G+ r
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- Z1 M) a' V; K: n/ w1 x* T
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 J A& V: f, [. j+ xa.They give like hell.
! V: d* h( t) \9 C" G- K! X; A( mb.They do not yell.
* Z' z* y) C1 @4 O) e2 Fc.They do not tell.
; G& J. `3 ^. Pd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% u. X! d2 Y! J: b, U, ^
- a HEART to love him,
6 f' R2 }2 U0 `8 t# q0 r5 Y- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 e; U9 i; I( I; U0 W$ E c7 E
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" r( `# O6 B- ~, {: u W g1 a: [- a SPADE to bury him!9 A( Z1 i/ u$ N: e
7 A" B' i1 e: ?4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
J Z- j8 s7 L5 X. q$ Q: cBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) v4 R% B; x* R2 ^; Y5 f6 g# t
: n, ~& S& [( b' q- D% Z) m( Q! c% |5) What is the strongest muscle?
- }- I: f2 y, _5 A! W3 yThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( [2 s2 q" `& K* d* }+ F4 D9 ~1 K
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 e$ |- R- W4 @1 Y. Y4 KThe arse hole is always in front of you.8 Z5 G% H4 c. ?- l3 }* ^. f& a# h- T
/ ?( b9 P% D" ]6 x' f7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 G) d# L# J& M, `5 h* _. D+ L
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!; W8 j) O6 k! a3 f% O# ^; R1 J
' R9 w9 d& B& s3 d8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) h4 A% [. x* U) [2 I5 HThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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