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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- ~' ]6 i, e; Q% E. T0 ]2 g99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 D" N: H/ H% m+ Ia.They give like hell.
& Z. s: ^, ]& ]2 _7 f8 A t; i( Ib.They do not yell.
% o) L; k, q+ Z' N$ F$ Q2 A" Xc.They do not tell.) l' G8 W3 P! ~0 k
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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" {; L/ {# j, g% F: }: t+ v! \$ n) c3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,/ F! [8 A( J! h" ]
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 p- U! b5 m' [( m$ {. m
- a SPADE to bury him!" T' K0 H% |1 w9 l1 W) z! K8 ~
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 F( |- L. H3 y& d& p; h! ^ ]) }
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: C/ |0 N: V: U& W7 S
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
. N; i$ p4 `& ]$ H4 k) G9 R! ~# oThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 W6 o! q- l- ~2 u" k, g8 u
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( _, @, ~8 P0 P# t# Z0 Z
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ H- z( w: V# b9 u! gWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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( F; ?* P; j' E2 P; _* q6 x8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* ?% g5 `" C. i' ~The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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