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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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% e- `1 b& F. B. a1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: ?, n3 c5 Y, S/ ^7 I) B4 q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' P3 k6 b4 A8 @$ ?7 G$ p
, [+ h0 R! G P8 D. L) C2 g" t8 p2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?9 a0 X0 B7 W3 G
a.They give like hell.
+ A$ Z2 k. ^2 q# X% S6 V% rb.They do not yell.
0 \& `- S c1 }/ j- ec.They do not tell.
8 c! K4 `9 }5 L2 yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell./ \8 {+ U+ G2 A# I E
, T, X2 o' O* t; O3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
2 {3 [: E# H9 P% F- a HEART to love him,
\. g: Q% K6 t& M- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 A$ A" M3 W+ h' O1 s1 l
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 e$ A. {8 z4 _/ w4 m- a SPADE to bury him!+ }9 {- r0 z2 W5 M2 {# _
- B$ e6 p: P$ |8 T4 |7 e! p4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 {7 z( n4 G+ E: HBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 ?! J) ~3 b' h3 \* ~5 O
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5) What is the strongest muscle?" t; Z. L, L+ R5 A
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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" x& M! L" p) o6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
4 F0 D6 @1 U% h! n* }* e2 hThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
& y$ ^& z0 n) _7 g: I5 L: DWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 _: B! W+ W" r9 p
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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