[English]: Jokes..

小强

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5 Y# E9 Z2 _6 D5 I1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( y+ l8 m) u2 F% I' b5 g2 u
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" q9 {$ J( h$ ]
a.They give like hell. ' e% F, w, b! R& F- _- m
b.They do not yell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ E3 J3 x  B2 e) ?, G
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ k8 y' l# a* X% S: R# g7 D
- a HEART to love him,. i3 ^- Z8 G8 k4 _$ T5 Q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,& o; e4 i5 n. j! g; R5 X
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& }$ k) [1 E: k. M+ S" u- a SPADE to bury him!) T. P# b; @0 J# u: X

4 Y4 l0 C9 m) `! D) C$ R: l! q$ @4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& k/ _: h! e3 @) R. aBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 T* H& @7 C. i1 L( C7 k2 z0 w) k3 x5 ]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. i2 n; G+ ^' Q, f

" I3 Q" @! T# q' a' J' y1 `6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 S) o, \+ c2 ~. w% J6 G, E
The arse hole is always in front of you.$ D4 X* F. Y/ }8 D
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9 ?) D" ^) x  s" c$ `! mWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!" ~" U7 H' d! v7 o

+ E( G1 \- J2 j. ]3 e6 t8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 n/ O9 O3 P9 I" Z* r$ M& qThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great