[English]: Jokes..

小强

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9 x( b: C. n: K4 h. K) L2 u1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 A( z2 H& P7 q7 H, T' K% B% e
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) _! a8 M& y! u0 ~; X5 Y
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
7 C$ |: ^, e) Qa.They give like hell. ; V  j4 l6 N, K- V; S+ c% G# F# i
b.They do not yell.2 K! o  x- F' g7 G0 C$ _4 y
c.They do not tell.8 Y) L  C! W& K" c8 W. ?( P# s
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ Y& x9 i1 t  e0 {& `3 D

4 \; T- W, d: n+ g( E; R/ i( p" W, l3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 L7 v. Q  C9 t% y- a HEART to love him,: U. k- w# A$ u; C3 {9 {
- a DIAMOND to marry him,+ l1 ]% n! Q$ `% F) s
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 `+ J2 e1 H2 J+ x3 V- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) \- g/ K4 {5 O" k" ]* |# P
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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- T( {" r  Z& g; z6 ?, s5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 {4 {2 n: d2 x' y: [, l$ u# R3 `The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 w$ l) }* a' P  k2 `

# p: q6 w1 l+ a. D$ {. h6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( T) z! Y6 [% Y" M) _4 M% m: t
The arse hole is always in front of you.7 K- t; i8 z: R- L" T+ G

; c7 O' A; X/ b4 w6 t7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: m. {9 T: x3 Y$ D' `: }9 B
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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9 x* R- }. `' m0 d8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* @7 q7 d* V# NThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
4 |. W, B1 d' y9 o7 Q: t; Skeep it up~~% g1 w% n# `7 F' N- F
cheers

maksim2046

that is great