[English]: Jokes..

小强

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. H% H' W! L+ s1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% n% g8 o6 d9 y$ @% [- g
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! N" g, o' ?& e/ @

" x& I0 O  C! O6 n2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?, I7 i" ~5 G/ F
a.They give like hell.
( _3 g! G% P% X" J* k& B, Mb.They do not yell.- q" m* ?. i8 a4 ~; Y  }
c.They do not tell.. e( s: x, u; ^2 G( w: D
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% c# J/ T1 S! ^( T
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- b8 t: G) K7 h* R1 u
- a HEART to love him,
/ E$ i9 n. j1 U9 A2 B* q- a DIAMOND to marry him,# Y% z, K4 b  a. J+ _- k
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" c0 \: ]  \7 a+ k
- a SPADE to bury him!
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' i% F  w( U3 l* R, n% J% t4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. @& Q, e6 _/ e8 q( b
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
( K: X0 |, `( zThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 M/ o# h" @2 O
The arse hole is always in front of you.- k& E. Q! m+ v7 C" m$ Z+ C* y6 \' D
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
  h$ \6 i) I1 v; p. _/ K0 aWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!6 M/ `; Z0 R- x
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
+ i7 C: W" I; v3 @The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
  u: k$ w0 z* [: ]  \, r, e7 U' Tkeep it up~~+ j* I7 H3 E  X- e! H8 c
cheers

maksim2046

that is great