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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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2 _" }+ y2 _4 Z) q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
; E9 H# E }: n" I6 S) u99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence$ _3 c% _& L2 c# v
. J) f( S2 s5 m2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 A9 E/ O& |8 I8 K* b- i1 `( j7 x, [
a.They give like hell.
u* Q4 w0 L. H9 I9 ab.They do not yell.
. D+ `; u5 ]5 r" F& F( Hc.They do not tell.
0 V4 J& K4 k h0 pd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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4 E) e4 r2 F8 ~" }; M1 U! d3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" ]% Q$ J: b# @2 c3 T. }
- a HEART to love him,
s, D) Q8 ] u0 \( q, M- a DIAMOND to marry him,% g, `. f" e c6 W
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, k* Z2 b4 P& u
- a SPADE to bury him!& ] i8 @) |2 R. S# t1 y; }* L
) F7 a/ G( A+ H. o; C$ k1 O4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% ?% g2 z( W( m! N0 a. T0 A
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! ~% s' n7 a: f. V# k
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5) What is the strongest muscle?! v/ t: P+ H& @ Y
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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0 C! ]2 {0 k( x, L% F6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. v" @* e' \( w4 l9 g- RThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" k9 s, K* |! b/ sWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; Y0 \( H' J4 j2 _3 |
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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