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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# \2 R* a) v4 }: S# R' y
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) a; w: q; |, |: a( {: _1 w+ F
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 [0 J {" ?( b* f
a.They give like hell.
1 D. w4 k! ^" X" h9 Zb.They do not yell.& K3 s3 p9 ~6 v0 D# v7 f" O; e
c.They do not tell. ^ f0 s3 B* g9 p0 ]: k
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
0 K/ `( o7 V! v, X1 C) z" L- a HEART to love him,8 w/ i1 m3 Z- B; P) j. l2 f
- a DIAMOND to marry him,' ^; Y# _ n+ b- t+ w" O- ~* _
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- W' t8 i' y8 L
- a SPADE to bury him!
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1 P I# a( h4 Q8 i8 l4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% W6 e& L* w6 W4 W
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& i' k- t9 `5 m1 q) T' G. B
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
, {7 h% c0 w2 ^1 g9 c/ iThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!# U5 G, E! q* K% O) |
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! b# B; m) O4 N6 eThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. B+ ?7 a$ n6 |5 u' B3 a& C3 O; hWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 X3 q' q/ Z7 s/ s
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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