[English]: Jokes..

小强

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0 a. Y/ X* s- J4 L% I1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. ]3 P$ J& G* \99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?' d9 Y% c' C$ ]1 w; V+ ^7 p
a.They give like hell.
. b$ t6 d, z' f, t2 ab.They do not yell.( G5 [1 r4 n& g5 L5 @
c.They do not tell.. ?0 \! H: f' i3 t6 w, f
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 d) u6 ~7 M: ?- C9 u
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
5 v. t$ V7 Y" C1 @, w) k5 s- a HEART to love him,
7 [# O$ G: t& g4 r) V% g  T* O! [- a DIAMOND to marry him,- `4 x- n, k$ c: A0 d- `/ N3 t0 l
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
4 B, Q7 G+ P  v3 @- a SPADE to bury him!8 c/ B3 y3 s' t7 V) w" G! x
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: E+ {1 F& x+ NBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later( J6 G! [- t- p/ y7 Z
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 [" P' d. x* B# @9 K) ?The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 {5 `$ f- P5 |" O/ e; S
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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& G3 n/ @% h! Y( I9 F. R4 p7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 V! T5 J9 e; u
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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( W  t- p- e$ F7 z3 |3 ~+ p$ Z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
' v. g4 J9 E$ L5 D+ [* jThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~' d$ }$ ?! R% ^
keep it up~~6 F( }, H$ O) M1 `  ~+ J$ L
cheers

maksim2046

that is great