[English]: Jokes..

小强

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- M# M: o( G3 L# ]8 k: Q; r1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 V/ f2 a0 b1 q' c1 \+ N99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
. u/ J8 z# X" d6 ia.They give like hell.
2 k& u6 K8 z7 zb.They do not yell.
% {: m/ ~; f3 T4 e2 y  b/ z$ lc.They do not tell.
/ j! O' Z2 m* v; X& Z, Qd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.7 \/ C) f, S4 ^6 S, o
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" N4 ]% t4 e( a( X2 `$ E2 f
- a HEART to love him,! ~9 s, D; q' M
- a DIAMOND to marry him,) G; [+ U2 ^( S
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
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8 E- ^; _) r: H; i/ I# A4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
3 M, v+ P: E- V3 D9 JBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later  H6 F4 h+ I" S4 z2 l6 B: d

, Z* U% }3 R" H- ^: t5) What is the strongest muscle?& I1 i  x  l* H- P
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 v* ?' U) D: @: m- i# H) s/ _% P

  C$ u8 f9 i5 Q5 j' G, h% ~$ R3 j! M6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# h5 k" |: u* @9 p, G1 Y0 d3 PThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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! e3 a' U  r0 d1 G7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 i5 n+ K) G7 ?; h/ }" N
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( i9 P" t$ `0 G( x4 W. y

4 l( P6 I* c) ]8 ]& [8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 u1 B! \' p+ n4 v3 e: u. ^
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
9 x8 O$ R$ E" z6 vkeep it up~~) `! G  G8 m2 s& U
cheers

maksim2046

that is great