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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' T9 a( J9 Z/ q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- E- C( V* A& I) h, i- ?
a.They give like hell.
1 K* Z$ F* }% g* Y6 i |+ \# Wb.They do not yell.4 m$ [, ]* }- O& v0 y4 @
c.They do not tell.
3 u% e0 a( p2 L% ~ F( B) Xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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* |$ j0 H! Q3 j3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 z% l, }/ E- ` S2 `- a HEART to love him,$ a4 }5 F6 G9 {3 ~5 b
- a DIAMOND to marry him,' b$ w3 ]8 k" q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! `9 J) w3 @1 h+ g6 @$ T0 X- a SPADE to bury him!2 }! n6 Q% h4 l E8 U# h9 {& T
% T( {) `" z9 h2 l, _2 w- [, c4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 r' z' A4 d) y' PBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! ?$ J6 d: z, p. [* J
- z/ C) [' ^8 f7 _: R# V1 b5) What is the strongest muscle?
- B2 L* q% K3 w7 u( F" p0 l3 X. l7 {The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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D+ ?9 K% G$ U% f6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ |) n" S4 a* y ZThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 i/ t6 H# S' ^6 O6 J$ x6 g5 g( pWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! Z, H5 m0 X8 z( l6 ]" I6 t6 u
+ T8 D+ o+ S# k7 }. o* o3 ^: x8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" W2 W" K% R' l" C Y1 DThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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