[English]: Jokes..

小强

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$ u# O, S. y" F! d; f1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ o6 L5 m7 j/ L6 J2 ^! V1 r99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 b9 x: [7 J& }1 Q
a.They give like hell. / ]6 o. \* ?: ]) d
b.They do not yell.
' i, G  ?/ W( e, @2 ]0 Xc.They do not tell.& Z" o9 p/ i- q- ]" h
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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/ O% a5 z: b5 T  }. }3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
. Y, H8 g3 C$ A. q( F( s4 a- a HEART to love him,
( M! N; C; _+ @* U. z& G! A- a DIAMOND to marry him,
5 p, p$ O+ L# a' n- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 F# f* m! s/ f" [1 E7 \& B
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 p, N3 c5 r! v: a  J# l* x+ O
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 Z0 i, E4 u# R3 M+ ~( J1 w# Z+ cThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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2 x) R2 ~5 o2 l" B6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! m0 _6 r. ^# I( y7 s/ j0 |% j( \
The arse hole is always in front of you.3 ]# |' y3 o  N7 D0 ]

* k" X# ]$ B. c7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?$ Q9 u, c$ v8 H9 \, _6 c
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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' h$ k" Q( d4 g: l1 T/ b8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 s0 Z+ q* U; H5 x6 `/ m* W% WThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
# |* ?" f) E, ^2 U" Q) r, @: Skeep it up~~
$ t8 F+ o, g% \5 Q: F8 \$ Ncheers

maksim2046

that is great