[English]: Jokes..

小强

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& H- ^- X; \4 t0 q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! x" r# }% n8 K, H7 r5 h# H1 s99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- H0 O/ E, j& V: e

1 H; z1 P% i8 l% n/ r2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( }% a5 T& I5 h% v) ^  Ka.They give like hell.
3 h  Q  s; I, f) N4 mb.They do not yell.
0 W" H& w3 R0 o: r: o/ }" pc.They do not tell.
- }( I! t1 @1 c0 [d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
) l; g, g$ Q3 \) Z- a HEART to love him,  {/ B4 r: \" Q" B* f' Z
- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ j: o2 u/ z- B7 _
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) \5 C4 u) c7 [! o" D9 l$ J
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- U! t- N) S, J% L" w0 d4 D+ j
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% X6 F- B, S) ?( s. Z

8 m0 V% K- B) C7 [5) What is the strongest muscle?
) a; @0 g+ P* HThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. |6 R7 l$ C6 g5 q

# B/ p8 y" |) ^9 i; B' ^" ^6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 I" K# {8 B+ ~. |2 ^% Q/ XThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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4 {# J! Y+ L, a3 l. E" D' ]7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% p( {8 U% \1 }6 j. nWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!2 c* l5 s: D$ t+ \! [$ G
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
0 q! g6 p7 m& O4 y$ e2 i( Q' pThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
' W+ h: ?5 ^" p3 x" z9 akeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great