[English]: Jokes..

小强

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' t  v- A9 A) @5 z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* X: T, a% d6 k( w) L/ [
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence  T* L$ Z' b* ?4 O2 s3 b1 g  `3 \
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
$ q4 b) K6 O7 F* u! T, C4 f: Wa.They give like hell.
  t) r# [, y, B" ~3 hb.They do not yell.
  W9 q$ L8 N8 S1 r. C5 ~! g8 Q( b; e- Kc.They do not tell.
# K5 U% P2 V# n) z' \d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; R4 u0 l7 H8 T5 r; t

% f) i1 C3 ?: ]# j3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* K1 p: j. s1 R# K) j( @) {
- a HEART to love him,
9 z' _  a( c1 O5 Z$ f5 R) m- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 M# ]' I, S6 f- x" ^3 t/ P  K; Q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 }( o$ J# K/ u- |( ?5 k
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 j) N% ?' v5 c5 `' {, e# q" }Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 d" G* W; i( D4 a, v8 o
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
  `# d, a. a# ?, Z. I( \$ YThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: c4 E! h( V& L; {
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
8 b, m5 S$ P) s& AThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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0 X/ G, V' w# k  w8 V$ b7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?+ G- U; r% f9 D- f: d& |4 h( u; Q
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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* ]2 B8 w& W, b9 A8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 t* G4 z% H; ~& y% s; Q
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~6 R  y$ d; w  t2 O' T  h; _
keep it up~~
7 h6 D. r: d9 ^8 r; u) C" Hcheers

maksim2046

that is great