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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
* _7 v2 \% p) w* m& M99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, w# `$ L1 z+ I- k" p: w
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! p+ y, ]; V1 w- J) c# e, ta.They give like hell.
3 h/ h7 i/ [9 i+ W4 H$ S6 |1 xb.They do not yell.9 b9 F! _ b2 Z, E2 j
c.They do not tell./ l% r/ _/ v7 x2 n7 r1 z+ }
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 f+ Y# y- Z, x. h: x {
+ b2 ?' ~/ ~! I8 B3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
& ^( t0 E" _, D) v( l- a HEART to love him," E' J- N4 z2 O K+ t
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 T& o6 }0 E) M+ S, q! }9 f3 a9 X- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 y7 s' r) |8 @7 c# Q0 b- a SPADE to bury him!. a2 m$ @( t& h0 _) i& C; ^7 s7 S& v
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! ?' b/ n) }: n& v! D
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% [5 Q t5 @5 `+ r& e: _
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
. f/ z( X. W: F8 b9 M8 DThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 q6 H& l0 E8 }7 }% eThe arse hole is always in front of you., I6 |) x5 G; J# Y& ]3 u
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 P+ {( [; t: O5 X9 a# ^
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" \* c. T! [" |( M5 s. y" I2 EThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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