[English]: Jokes..

小强

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( d% F7 C! R" G0 b1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 `/ J& h0 r, t
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 q+ ~* s' h# ja.They give like hell. 7 ~. g$ @" y5 U: r8 y6 G$ N
b.They do not yell.$ I3 @5 x& E' `, m) I, g4 u  b! X
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.. T# O; D) w7 c8 S6 a7 M) ^
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! o5 h- k; Y+ A& n$ D
- a HEART to love him,6 H0 }/ e6 [+ Y! n5 b6 m! L
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" X( Y7 u9 A/ a; m' A. @- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 b: F- t3 g; w6 p" n- a SPADE to bury him!( L& Y# K* {1 z2 ^& B

4 e) _$ S7 X$ J& p8 Y* y( }3 t4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. h; n  D) l' K5 z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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0 |1 b( ^3 w, l. M9 ?* s, A# q; @- V5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 \. U4 s+ y9 T9 A8 X2 L: k. ?+ I/ DThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- z+ C- J! i5 z# i1 R+ G. [

! r6 h2 a5 [" r: P( @6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& _2 |9 [( e' a# Q2 tThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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! c; d% y9 O0 |  Y7 j% W* p7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 c" s: {- ?! v8 h& u: K1 a3 VWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 t/ v3 |  N  f& p, V$ k
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. N' f3 k. _. a( R9 O- B0 W5 e
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great