[English]: Jokes..

小强

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) ?6 l( @) q: d; s9 y  y1 t+ m1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
) F5 u5 A& i1 O0 |0 |0 K. X99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' ~$ Y3 W9 \9 y- Z
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* d) b! z# H9 V* y# U6 ba.They give like hell. $ ^5 O/ Z4 U: w" @- q
b.They do not yell.
7 H$ v( [7 J! @# \4 m( _, tc.They do not tell.& u' Q$ K' e2 p
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 w( _2 {2 y' o# d! b/ Z5 d" A- g

; ^5 Z8 z9 n: x5 Y; ?6 Q5 s3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  A  r4 q, I! g- X2 f. l) L
- a HEART to love him,
4 C8 Q" {5 \& Y7 c" l3 J- a DIAMOND to marry him,; ?5 X! S" V7 [9 O2 Q/ i, _
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ @, _# E: ~" ~( J  \/ G
- a SPADE to bury him!
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# a, [" g* O$ U+ H4 Y" k: n1 q: a4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
  h% D6 W1 l# F) `. C( M! k! T- rBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. P; w3 x* w+ m
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 {% j/ H! n: Z7 d! ?% RThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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7 _5 q/ X7 q" J% E/ q3 {4 k) [6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 g% D+ X+ u, w. ~8 C) f: X
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
3 n, Q3 q/ L  M( X$ }: S4 s: ~When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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) x% Z3 s! M* n: U8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! T* M& Z& {8 T  A  y
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great