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[English]: Jokes..
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/ L4 V8 d) z0 _ J2 J6 z; q( z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: ^; a3 L9 A6 B! D0 b5 b4 R k6 j99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- G. d( p; O5 Q5 W9 S' s# S7 j
a.They give like hell.
& ]% {' Q4 V7 A; j4 n; c+ cb.They do not yell.6 S$ G: f2 h) k* S2 F
c.They do not tell.5 j8 w& y; p2 j
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- `+ q. P$ O8 E- W( S4 z
- a HEART to love him,6 H( s3 C9 }& p. f! b9 o: i0 f
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 M" S7 e2 B! v& ]( Y" \: W1 P$ o- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. o0 z/ c; t0 }1 n( C3 f
- a SPADE to bury him!7 j9 F1 W0 l9 ]0 T+ u' X1 `3 Q
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 {8 I$ R M. p! Z$ T6 c7 d' V7 c' ?
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ K, {1 M" r5 Y" o' x
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ v2 g% h! Y! r& PThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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% N" ^/ e0 n5 P+ G6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 D7 O+ p- X$ e* R# MThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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1 Y) {% L& E V/ c7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?$ B' @( k2 w' `+ @; v% }4 m+ \, T
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. c# F- e; T) o7 I% d5 Y; I+ r
8 a) _/ W- t0 y) I/ i8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% g6 X( P9 _& ^7 {The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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