[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
7 J, i( T  ]6 o1 ], w" R99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" e9 }; w4 x8 A! ]7 @% @) U
a.They give like hell.
. D4 m* u7 N# _2 t& cb.They do not yell.
: n- _( r: M8 L9 ec.They do not tell.
1 e; w" y6 L  I: M7 Xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 n8 ~! J' \! a9 `6 x/ ~, f

# }: q  ~* o1 s. U) ~1 z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: X9 G$ c6 H1 r
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 U$ K! L: @$ P, Y2 u' P5 \+ D
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 E$ t) o  {1 J3 ]6 G9 B+ A
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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0 a8 K" ]0 m! ]: Q* V& i; t4 e' m& {5) What is the strongest muscle?3 \" F: a; ~: y: n
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( z  n" e! c7 R9 O! ]% t
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( K: ^7 u/ b$ N6 @* W8 t
The arse hole is always in front of you.3 R, f6 W$ Q  X$ A
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
& x( p# H( A) u/ i* `- nWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, y$ x2 A; s; H7 X# P" l' X9 E5 U( n4 J

: F1 o! T( ]7 w, W5 B/ ]8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 m- ^6 g! U$ b( U2 V/ I( T% C9 ^
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great