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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 z9 ?& C7 ?1 l! h
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: H8 c" e" s( N; n8 h$ S1 i
( ? h' L/ b7 ~8 A \9 _7 e2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
f8 ^0 Q7 X, d) h% wa.They give like hell.
3 y+ v5 s7 G% X/ ?% rb.They do not yell.* P8 q5 B+ e% T) q+ A
c.They do not tell.6 Z. \0 @; s, ~1 f
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 W) Q" n, L: k) h$ b
( x# K" I( ?0 I3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 h2 ~8 ~3 c" Z5 @- l( a) M4 C1 T
- a HEART to love him, r5 |/ D7 X; V0 D' d3 g0 ~/ b% O
- a DIAMOND to marry him,: b/ u5 N. s7 T
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
5 ?: K4 y" F( \8 v! ]- a SPADE to bury him!1 W' E% Q2 }) } r
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
; y8 \. P' g5 `. a0 |" SBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later$ b+ n0 K; ~3 D S; ?( Y
. {! i# S: R- F4 E2 u3 C. j1 U6 a5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 P3 O* w. e4 f( U, w6 H/ gThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( I7 D8 d) E' _
% B" e/ ~# @0 A0 E+ t0 H) g6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; L2 w/ V0 j t( c6 M# [, A5 o3 d
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 R1 [% n; y/ i, F5 Y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. ^! i! N; M( @" U# M
2 ]( U% J' s2 ^! }$ p. ~# X8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ X, c0 D+ w1 c2 b x5 m: {# EThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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