[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 h6 x8 J8 B; h99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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/ x. _0 w5 T* T. ^2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( [" K* ?/ t- ]- B4 g# A: t2 Ya.They give like hell. / K, y* M- u* e& d% O6 A* H4 T, F4 u9 m
b.They do not yell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.7 B" B; c* w' w' E6 g4 n0 }! M0 [) h: c

. E6 p* G( K5 V. y/ y& s3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
3 O) B8 w* D2 L8 G/ j- a HEART to love him,
. C- z3 ?, k2 z- r- a DIAMOND to marry him,
1 k4 {9 Z# ^8 u* c, h7 L! Y: y* H- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
4 w0 u5 y1 ?4 ]! u1 M+ l- a SPADE to bury him!9 `+ x3 X) t- V! C9 ~8 B( [& S

9 E1 v5 o& ~( U, u$ b4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 m4 A& W; p' H3 C! kBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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" `( q( Y; M, Y5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 x7 C7 D- G  I- xThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ T( j- x: E' E9 U
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: [  ^& P8 q9 T! K1 c
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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! Z' l" v4 a6 F2 _, g7 o7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# I( \* k" c& |% U
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?  C- p8 l" ], {& N$ j4 c+ U
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
6 r0 Z2 J9 O2 ^3 m* D0 Zkeep it up~~
$ y7 u6 d1 w, }/ qcheers

maksim2046

that is great