[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 q9 q6 x3 e0 A* l
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 l4 T+ p0 B* k" C- K
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: q. s* _8 o2 j, i& R- x. pa.They give like hell. + S/ b% J' g1 x# Q, a1 a
b.They do not yell.
1 M$ Q1 M' ?8 K! _c.They do not tell.
5 k. v7 y' Q& R1 _1 f) U* H4 c5 gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 s9 j  l  b3 l) `- L
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  e1 k9 r  L- K( ]0 S) H" G
- a HEART to love him,
0 ~2 A- V: Q  d( w6 j- a DIAMOND to marry him,  M' x& l. x4 x$ C
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 w; U2 K3 @$ g/ g
- a SPADE to bury him!5 R- }6 m/ A4 a0 q! H0 s

4 J# O9 G5 a% |( N6 F4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. t" `, N5 u" W- \1 D
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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( ^" g( i- z1 }& s6 ], f5) What is the strongest muscle?7 p' E. n8 T6 W" M: r
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' d: q7 C1 m+ g' T. x

! t/ p7 ?/ p* f" t/ H3 Z! i6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 y# L% j8 Y7 ^
The arse hole is always in front of you.% E8 M& K' P" m: a2 A: z3 J
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. w" I0 p! [" X& X) o
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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; }: B/ A8 d* F- \. B0 y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
/ h3 J3 `, y" [2 S8 sThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~' ?: u( \( I  }/ `, E
keep it up~~5 N1 A3 v/ m( K" s; B, X2 B. G
cheers

maksim2046

that is great