[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: E; J; n1 \, M1 p- N' k9 ~
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( t6 n9 v! D! g1 ?5 y, `

4 ?# D/ @& g9 ?# O2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
% j8 L! ]& n. I# c5 M& g# U/ xa.They give like hell. 6 X  R3 L! Y+ N( j1 B8 t' [$ F
b.They do not yell.# f# K# P0 c# O6 c/ q% c
c.They do not tell.
' ]9 m7 D1 ?! r8 C$ L3 cd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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. c5 V! A) s5 ]6 s& P( D3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
$ q7 G# l. G/ d' B) v- a HEART to love him,% F. T- @9 n8 O  _& v9 l( d+ I
- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 o6 o. u; K; y! J- X: A
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' e1 o  c; }( A/ i1 G$ U) [
- a SPADE to bury him!
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  k9 k$ S7 m" |4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, |+ t0 l& F) C" P$ y$ s' L
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& R( E5 Z8 l0 l. w9 n5 `
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5) What is the strongest muscle?" c1 c0 ?$ p# m0 y0 g
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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) h. c4 z- ^% z" b# R- @6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 p) F6 s  r1 K: _4 ]. U
The arse hole is always in front of you., t& z5 m  w2 x0 R
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 j, x' P3 S2 `! w: S
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! r! w1 V! D0 i/ k+ R. R, k

4 P9 S: W0 S( E! h# {8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1 X: r5 P' u% K7 V* d5 d
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great