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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 z& T# x/ x( z, k% `* f99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 n; |7 O/ B1 L9 S# I, P
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: l! C5 j! Q3 k$ H
a.They give like hell.
8 `/ w0 m$ P1 x* `, Jb.They do not yell.
( l- x3 J+ p, M7 n2 Oc.They do not tell.
' `' `6 E0 d; _6 F. Zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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Q0 V0 e* c; z5 E) A2 h3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( I" e B5 k V; r( H" a5 A5 A+ C- a HEART to love him,
3 F0 V( G# l& F9 ^! X- a DIAMOND to marry him,4 C+ E; j& ^: R$ L# [' ~# r
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 ^, i Z3 F7 ~: u/ r2 t. E+ l* n- a SPADE to bury him!
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! K5 d# t4 F8 b; D+ M4 W t y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. H* u" _# b" Z% u2 k# ABoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?" w& Q$ v3 D6 w6 O4 {+ F8 M& t
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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( @; R# I- N! n4 P6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? e; e' C# o( a3 ~+ z
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ m! v0 ^* ~' YWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: H; ~3 Y7 a$ {2 h5 BThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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