[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 {0 F! U7 ^& H/ N2 D8 W$ q: f0 I
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& W  \5 I, y+ B" q# f! K) e

% H. Z" P+ A7 J. J2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 s* k2 r$ o3 b2 _4 C9 L
a.They give like hell. 5 I8 Q' X4 D( G8 c2 [) _. f. \* j
b.They do not yell.
" }. Y( q' D. l9 p6 [6 ^" ]c.They do not tell.! q6 O, ]6 I3 Q+ {( \* J+ }) C
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 X# @% i0 R- W" \; X
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 D8 P) Z& {+ ^
- a SPADE to bury him!
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, e3 M: M9 _7 M5 M* O1 Y% T4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
9 X' D: c% s$ H6 xBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# c: t' ~9 g" B* L2 h  y
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
! o& |: ~$ F, Y1 [; W  HThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 e% E9 J8 |9 H" t* w  u& \( I
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 T" f( p$ W% ?' w" ?
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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/ n) n' [( A0 V( k& G7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& H* f/ E4 }3 I6 U
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# h  z5 C+ v# Q; n

5 A( G, f, d% V8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?( ?$ P2 g" m5 X- U8 V( g
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great