[English]: Jokes..

小强

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! n, W  Y) Y, n* D. z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& |6 \- v8 y; `5 `* R
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 ~$ y! D+ F, i
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 J  O! b4 x+ P/ V& ]
a.They give like hell.
6 O8 F0 B0 r( Gb.They do not yell.
3 ?) ?- m' h+ d% ^- ac.They do not tell.; R$ h% ]. [4 f+ |
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- b7 \' c+ C6 {8 d

* A& ~$ R0 ~( S" S3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- ^& X" z; F. J- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
/ H; h3 W7 ~; H- a SPADE to bury him!
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+ A% N( Y7 h" Z  i+ p5 q4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?' z' X4 W1 j, n/ H, ?+ m* p
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: I* V5 \; N0 N) {) m: Q7 c
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5) What is the strongest muscle?, D( Y6 [7 y- o, h( h
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ A4 b- V7 \6 k- F

8 N; a) d6 e- B; n  n' m9 d6 h6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?& a3 c& Z/ Q4 p( L
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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4 U0 _1 ^+ U2 |# s2 B! H( s" e7 a7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 x1 }( z! x3 |: V2 n, T$ R5 ZWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 H$ K7 C+ ~- M: n5 J8 a
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 h+ w' U5 s( u6 |5 ?; o
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~* q3 L% z8 _) Q- g& S/ i
keep it up~~. `6 O! r  p4 p# i6 z; G! o1 `
cheers

maksim2046

that is great