[English]: Jokes..

小强

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+ s* n& N8 n" i- I  m: N6 O. Y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: e  X. b( a; D99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; @8 [8 C$ E3 R; [! o# P5 L1 J

, i: s+ Q; \0 U9 Q: G; g" W, M2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
3 m6 v- M/ l( I$ Ea.They give like hell. 5 U% Q. d+ p' F$ R  G
b.They do not yell.* b; Q2 `: N; m5 _4 P7 o* _+ \3 T, N- a
c.They do not tell.
- h/ f6 y0 q' y: g$ O3 a# Gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' @, D; Q. X4 s) T
- a HEART to love him,
. g$ i! j2 [2 L# c- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" ]6 e8 l% |7 _- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
  o5 F/ \# V6 F4 v1 B8 U$ \- a SPADE to bury him!) L1 X% b2 \8 c1 ^

6 O+ Z* I3 }8 n, r4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2 Y6 h# {1 }2 ?) ]9 }
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, ~8 P& `3 G, d, G* T* i

5 i3 Q8 ?9 l& d5) What is the strongest muscle?$ E- C' h; W: u
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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. w/ b& }; j; z& b$ C6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 j% `) q% s8 D+ k( F* T7 d
The arse hole is always in front of you.; K9 X' W! n/ r4 g. |5 ?3 `2 _$ r

# j3 i6 @7 D  B1 I: A7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
, m" c* _6 Y' l9 ]* h4 d2 TWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?" {( @1 g7 F/ ~! F0 c. \
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~2 m$ j, r$ y7 `: `$ R- s' p+ B
keep it up~~0 [' e5 L6 c. {0 x) q
cheers

maksim2046

that is great