[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4 w$ ?' R7 V3 V! z* e
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 A) q# E6 g( ?5 z6 R/ N) e( ?& Y& i

0 y. X" Q8 f  `' G' C2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* w/ p7 X- ?! x% F5 }% @: }a.They give like hell. 6 D: U$ F- \% |3 Z) T+ ?
b.They do not yell.
1 o9 w- l* w5 c4 n0 t3 P, Tc.They do not tell.6 X7 C& ]2 k% l' g- Y
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 }" p) a, c* l# Z

5 g8 y" p! p: j& Q% e. l: d" u3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# o3 Z$ i2 H+ u6 a  m4 r8 e
- a HEART to love him,4 i2 h/ K7 I8 f
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
8 ?" H( E" v% L8 P- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" n( `( A4 L- `, I. \3 Z, L
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" g% j  s5 U" g/ [) [
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& @$ ]  K9 ^# w3 b+ s( Z/ W

2 ?8 D2 W0 B3 R9 F' j: V8 K+ k( Y" i5) What is the strongest muscle?1 f' J- Z0 p0 f
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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+ J. s; |2 N/ L. ~* b9 N. L+ t6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# g4 E1 i9 C( ~. AThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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( b  X5 @9 r& a1 {; M7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" Y+ P3 j: _" Q' f' T' ~When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!6 f' p6 R+ _# D0 O9 Y4 G; J8 f# @

! D* w: f' H* J0 i8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) \( C/ n5 {# G, V* HThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
) Q9 W( t2 g, l9 C, Gkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great