[English]: Jokes..

小强

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8 ^' S+ G$ O2 Z. j7 F. N1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' n0 N, l/ q( W8 E2 \0 k' D99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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3 b3 u9 K- W* ]" i. D2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
; K/ j2 [" G% B( f" o( D/ La.They give like hell. - C& A, g2 O( y8 P% x
b.They do not yell.
$ Q5 a6 f8 M" f% M3 D/ y. Hc.They do not tell.7 S; _  @( p- v, p% y0 B1 p
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- [+ q# o$ {) _: A! H
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( U- A! Z" v* c1 L; ^( h  w2 k9 U- a HEART to love him,/ b* Y% J) a3 _) Y
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
: C8 n3 K$ R) \3 f; H3 }* S- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" t2 z& x! T7 l1 f/ F! F, \2 z2 `- a SPADE to bury him!
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# F/ G+ \. D  o" E  \) ?# b. b4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% {. S! }6 E+ ]6 Y; ]1 m
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later2 r+ M5 V! {& v
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5) What is the strongest muscle?5 i# Z3 S: J7 {" [" h  g: b" u
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?  v& }  f5 A4 n& Q' m" \
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9 Q/ w) f7 z. C4 CWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 X1 ]" J4 F1 n% ]- G3 e
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great