[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- K7 y: K, R% `( v
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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# U$ o5 H. `8 ^: Ra.They give like hell.
; L" O8 I3 n" x) ^% qb.They do not yell.1 [: p& ]2 S  V  K4 ~+ A1 o
c.They do not tell.2 V5 s8 X" i% D" i
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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0 k  J6 w: G% h& k+ I* v3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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5 |8 ~6 T* [# u2 Y! S, Y, w- a DIAMOND to marry him,- _/ I- b/ n# I2 F
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" O! M5 @# K! A1 a. [- M4 F7 |, n, [
- a SPADE to bury him!
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3 E* ]0 ]9 F/ @# Y$ o' \4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* J7 Q  |* m4 }6 L) ?
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 {4 C5 M' A. R/ C: N  f0 K' \4 _) U& e
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
6 [) P9 D3 N! S# z: q" p( bThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! U# [1 c8 G; `! J9 X
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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5 T/ z+ u) X0 ]9 @* K7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& @4 D" r' N5 P; K' e
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 g# m, o" c$ G2 d( i' P

3 n% R& H7 ~* v; c! c# S4 w8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) D2 e1 Y3 k' z4 AThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great