[English]: Jokes..

小强

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- L! r5 f7 Y+ \: v; @/ L/ _1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 R: `% Y- ]6 z' J5 o. L99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence/ r) C8 n) ^1 w" M6 \
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  u  l" \6 i1 z, d
a.They give like hell. 5 w3 b- b' {: g5 a, d
b.They do not yell.: M4 L- g' B4 g# b. F# q* y# Q5 E
c.They do not tell., O, t- v  n" m- T7 L
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.  u1 |3 P3 k1 w4 T# H

6 `# a. [( t( ], U* k3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" x) W; N, d* F- a HEART to love him," X- G0 M0 |8 h2 b
- a DIAMOND to marry him,( l! h; E( g2 {! L! @  Z' a! B
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 h9 w( k# M/ P/ u  w) n' P, K2 ~8 K- a SPADE to bury him!. O3 X, s) {9 t0 z7 F
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 v9 l$ d8 H2 J' Z" u. T
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 p2 O' h2 I5 O3 y, {
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
% L, N9 j( i. I9 ~3 MThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 n. w5 v. |' \The arse hole is always in front of you.9 {$ v7 i$ r% |7 g

9 _7 z+ C8 V. ~+ c7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
3 D3 A5 Y$ [6 }! hWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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2 n% _& B. n0 L6 }# Q: ^: e0 @/ ^- V8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 W/ b* f! `4 D9 K9 I
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~( C+ E7 v- l" N2 S: p8 Y" w: d3 U
keep it up~~) l, j4 T( H8 r1 l
cheers

maksim2046

that is great