[English]: Jokes..

小强

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" B2 h* T9 L+ s! B; K9 ?: a1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job1 ^# Z1 z' O! c
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) Y9 _+ e$ R4 `8 \8 B2 H

0 A3 y. W. p3 Z& ^. E1 a1 K2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ A. [% F6 C$ G% K
a.They give like hell.
3 G. B9 O/ P* {b.They do not yell.
8 m) M" y7 Q# O  c( T; Hc.They do not tell.
1 U& F8 o- h* |& H2 ]# s  sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.7 N$ I% w! G: S" T+ z

" J. A; i& \" T: g3 C9 {. c3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 A% z& p( G8 ^" I7 ~$ N4 ?  Z+ y
- a HEART to love him,
6 T2 h& i8 h+ E5 _- a DIAMOND to marry him,
; D3 p; o& W, |4 q% O# A- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 F" q7 e2 u- ?8 o: P' P- a SPADE to bury him!
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8 |3 n1 Q' N' r- O4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! o! g0 |; f$ @* |- Y0 K5 A2 i; u* mBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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& \+ ^) @" u- D. `; Q+ S* z5) What is the strongest muscle?
* k4 ^( Q( J0 \. PThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, O0 I( D* v. r- e' R1 P+ ^
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
$ {) T& y' v- ^8 t0 Y3 |When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 R! Z4 q" C8 R5 `4 N& H1 n

0 Y" G5 J7 S- U  ^5 \8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
+ u5 G0 X3 _% {The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~# z3 [' E3 v+ _5 w3 o4 I
keep it up~~
' M2 P) Y& n. x3 H% @0 n9 {4 ]cheers

maksim2046

that is great