[English]: Jokes..

小强

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5 S- I  R1 b5 y- h5 h: `1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 r) k# N$ W% m6 u99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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1 @3 Q/ {; J' L7 q4 C- o" b2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# ?' _$ C3 o; `- A# ja.They give like hell.
4 C& s5 t. b4 g: @0 `b.They do not yell.
6 W6 d) b2 L$ u' q5 I8 C  {c.They do not tell.
8 E9 L# m5 L+ M% Wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% u& n* i3 E( f* W
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. I" g: F% s! H9 W
- a HEART to love him,
$ G1 K0 Y! U8 A" A! R/ D% P- a DIAMOND to marry him,
, N8 v6 J% k: i% Y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. W( @; r) u4 [. J7 m
- a SPADE to bury him!7 H. D; S" g4 {7 H; c; A
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?: I4 T3 \/ V2 J0 G+ P7 r
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?+ R/ |) c% t+ @* ?. A
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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/ N9 p+ V3 Z7 n) x, a6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 W3 m- y* ^$ _: L9 w
The arse hole is always in front of you.' t& I$ T0 x5 A  ~( p
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# s6 d1 t7 D% w# |% u) q' N% }) FWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& n1 N3 X  Y+ Z. F- Y

' i# d% Y+ v7 h9 K8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& ^# q9 t- ]# l1 B8 Y8 MThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
/ D" C6 s7 A1 v* w' n0 \keep it up~~
1 [0 ]. K9 X% }% m! d/ _9 ]: ycheers

maksim2046

that is great