[English]: Jokes..

小强

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4 J6 c; }7 N& A0 ?% \: J1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# {0 W0 Y4 W# y" R, j+ D; P
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
2 v) ~0 t8 w; Y2 ]: R$ L' x' A" Y; D! e' Ra.They give like hell.
* ]% h. Z* }" }b.They do not yell.
8 N1 R$ K# r7 J% j$ fc.They do not tell.
3 ]7 x% q, M8 Q' b( Sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 ]" Q+ D. j/ X8 X. H$ N5 [* h
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  q6 D/ p' B. _
- a HEART to love him,7 Z+ z1 z( ~$ \- P6 |
- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 @% K$ v0 u- c1 s8 y8 A5 g' q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ T. M1 K7 ~7 c* X
- a SPADE to bury him!% @  {2 s# N5 `0 _& b4 b
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. e- J5 S9 O. Y3 }; s" d: OBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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( U& P5 t0 a5 ]3 Q3 e* y2 `0 M. o+ x5) What is the strongest muscle?" i7 o: g- [" O' P6 i: n9 S
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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: U3 `5 y% a+ i: \% Y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
$ x: F( I) }, m# F8 fThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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9 i# |* q- z! C) U1 {) ^9 A$ S# }, ]  ^7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
: `$ B* `: R" i$ \, \$ G( H+ a5 lWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- i8 ~) i6 g5 v1 `
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~4 k# G" o, c  Z" Z
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great