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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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) y3 q7 y0 N: x1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ Q/ d; P2 |( ^* O+ r4 o3 C/ V
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! m0 f3 s( Q; r3 y; j, c @% I
( p! S# x0 d# L* {2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
6 {0 i9 I4 a( p) `: c4 P% p7 sa.They give like hell. 4 j+ P F# k/ Z( C: `
b.They do not yell.
( A n% C2 H4 O7 S# V9 Ic.They do not tell.* }5 h+ y* D% |3 `/ J
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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# @; c: D0 w9 l9 z4 G9 z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ z( `+ P! U5 L& B: `8 a
- a HEART to love him,1 g' A: x/ d/ o1 O; }
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& ]: `3 q+ n) I$ m- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
, x( b; }8 K9 w$ C- j- a SPADE to bury him!2 e4 `. k) ~2 x% i+ q" C/ i$ l
0 q* E! ^; q4 k& Q4 R4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
# _" w* c/ i; F5 t$ eBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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$ z1 i; i7 t b5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 n3 d( Q. X$ y* Y( XThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: M& s* M% N1 n2 ^# x- d
7 W {8 p. R1 M2 j1 N6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
- W0 q N' z, i- s% CThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. v/ [4 z/ C9 }- k3 @When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; `& G* P- }$ r( r9 w" cThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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