[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
& `, U( h( g% |4 x$ @5 J* Z( w% G99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" e- P! x8 q1 c" H8 h3 @2 e3 ]2 [
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& }$ n1 |5 v9 J, j4 @/ L, E* u$ D6 ?a.They give like hell. * H7 F- x8 f, @, w, O0 i( F
b.They do not yell.
9 y: S# L2 z7 o" [% `  q& Bc.They do not tell.
* S( A8 z$ g$ e& ~5 Kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) M, r0 F3 D* Y

9 T  y0 ?+ M- i( K+ a4 ], s3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:( y1 W2 D" ~% w& s5 G/ m3 c
- a HEART to love him,# f/ J% s8 r* E+ n
- a DIAMOND to marry him,) f- W4 X7 D6 \
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' N3 k0 G2 z: ?9 @) h
- a SPADE to bury him!) X9 b' |3 g( u' a

$ L" {" }( }  G; D# k  b) ]4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- H2 ^& Y3 H; u6 W  S/ r) U
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
% B2 l2 l/ D0 B; R# X3 k+ I" ~, P0 QThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. |* t, v7 U/ Q& f  ~$ U. g) f7 I

& b2 h3 G) S" ~5 T. u, w5 I6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 U9 o" M, b8 ZThe arse hole is always in front of you.+ Z; s* O- b' A0 V! ~2 i; L  Q

( Y6 l; B. {) O/ p, K# R3 {7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 N: G$ \/ `& f8 @
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ z* r$ k0 J- H  X7 ~8 n
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 r: K7 c. @& ]
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~4 R- Y0 h/ I6 _: {3 I* J
keep it up~~. A3 h$ A8 o: `" r# h4 b+ B7 Z
cheers

maksim2046

that is great