[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job; z9 _, P1 v' C0 W5 J3 D( |
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' {2 W) e1 s9 Q0 ^

6 \) I7 r; \3 A. |& t. ^* V2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
6 e" b) a1 Z9 g% R6 I( Ua.They give like hell.
8 g$ _/ {2 v( s& d8 Y, ~b.They do not yell.
' M; W. s6 c6 _" d, _) {- I. v% ~& ^c.They do not tell.
. }5 i% s" U- Q3 N; _1 m, d; fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ {& D( M$ j* O& m* I  e2 Y

$ V+ l% S7 n! V. B1 X) F3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
- f: \3 F( q! P% M6 w6 h$ t- a HEART to love him,9 @2 c+ H5 Q' J0 P+ q- U* Y9 o+ u% g
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
  i4 z3 O9 N5 _1 N8 H5 Z: ]3 F4 q- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& R; j  X7 e" D' t# I2 I; ?5 A- a SPADE to bury him!+ D" q" a' `1 q) X
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
- u" K. O' j8 G, D6 VBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?0 y3 U+ o  [- {
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; x$ v/ o$ ?; {; ^! d% G5 P* @4 j& x

$ P2 ^' O2 ~8 {1 o5 @; y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# R5 S0 S( e' H. [The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" L$ K0 U5 b" b
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. O! v7 S9 [. K0 v  C
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; R' B" k( o: f9 h2 e) ?The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great