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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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5 R7 b( {' N, |1 }7 G1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" Q5 m2 P% M8 Y* O. D$ [! J7 I! q: p
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 r: Y: @8 |8 L( j: g! a$ q z' h
8 `; X8 m' U3 X! U7 h8 `! U8 V2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
3 X3 {4 l& r4 }9 h+ Ca.They give like hell. 3 G8 `. C9 H1 n1 w* r
b.They do not yell.6 c3 @( i. [7 U+ j+ T) E/ U4 ]6 Q
c.They do not tell.& `6 t# W( D- ]2 [2 a; p
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
7 Y7 d" o5 a6 U2 v" e1 W. t* g) P$ _- a HEART to love him,
1 N3 A/ A! _- w- a DIAMOND to marry him,4 S: k* Q) `4 r# w8 h
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 R. |' y+ z1 H" f# i* [( \
- a SPADE to bury him!
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) q& Q C: y* m. F4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! I3 d! ~' M/ I; F3 c/ W- c( X
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 B6 v5 @$ v) u7 p3 }7 I% PThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 g8 z9 c+ q9 q/ [; r5 E
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
k9 ^/ N# E) C/ vThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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1 q6 g: ^. a; g2 |% x7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 k6 d0 r/ H) o/ j$ _When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' P% ]6 w) D/ M4 J
8 y$ {% y+ k) R3 m# S8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, y; K& j9 o _* g. U% f, {/ b. b
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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