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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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" U4 x& O4 P: l8 Z/ @6 ~1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 D( A3 s1 |9 |7 h5 A1 K* M99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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1 @) o, e+ }. L5 K/ b- N2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ B$ j4 w& |4 e. D* P7 J
a.They give like hell.
4 [3 h6 u1 ^4 Lb.They do not yell.
2 p: P7 p5 f' D7 }# F3 Jc.They do not tell.
( E) d# ^- ~& ]' ^: |4 bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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( b( w. C0 T7 ?8 R3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
b/ I2 t$ G0 K! n5 q( w5 `- a HEART to love him," x5 M; l4 f! j9 h" ]7 Q) C3 a
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
1 b3 I0 ^) P0 k' b- a CLUB to smash his head in, and }: d1 c% h4 U) C
- a SPADE to bury him!9 [6 a& y. t# l, t$ t1 p* V F
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
9 {, ]; G+ }& A3 C' ^4 h" V( g CBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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4 |! i+ I8 p/ A9 J5) What is the strongest muscle?
- M. ^ t& e. b) X6 _5 L3 m/ M1 ]; LThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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' m; v4 I# u0 y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 J0 d4 s: V0 y
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# U T) i- O) X; PWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!" B- ]8 a1 Y6 ]. K( D
; b" q/ @4 p T! y" k$ K8 p8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# ~, K/ j7 T/ ]; u$ L. S/ ^The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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