[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' n$ O" V. P* m8 c& A) ^! C" x99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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& x4 T. {3 I3 M0 |% J2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# v6 q9 e/ C$ }( b
a.They give like hell.
4 `" v# j7 Y" P3 }b.They do not yell.. \+ U' t" ~0 j
c.They do not tell.
: {+ w- V4 D2 u) t" q. W8 gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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, S* h- w' D4 k. i9 U3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- I2 B8 E4 s- M
- a HEART to love him,
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* |1 a% w7 Y0 z+ I3 e+ `- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 O7 D! Z( d! l, T) [/ v+ K- a SPADE to bury him!% @* x" b% u3 c- k& F

1 }( H: M% j+ m3 _9 I4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: S: `# k' l6 k! f" cBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- N) w3 J4 c1 ?

: Q7 O7 k' P5 w5) What is the strongest muscle?
% R  P- L# }% f. v  l* RThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 b+ ~: a" Y9 S8 V& `3 Y' _& Q9 `

5 E8 y8 J/ L4 K( \6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ v+ V2 C: S, D* [" f: J: E7 BThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 U6 j6 e, s) D# w* aWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 K, j. q! |! k# e3 `6 X

4 j& J3 h& ?5 B* D; T0 ]) h# R8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 a1 u; ^6 v. j+ L9 J
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great