[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' g' f. q! a& _5 c+ ?. Ca.They give like hell. $ k. e, }, V2 [, R
b.They do not yell.5 d: n  D" j  @5 j+ l6 p
c.They do not tell.
, N% m: S. i, n8 [- N4 j9 s) Fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" }! p3 J9 ~  I' P/ L3 L" V
- a HEART to love him,6 Q$ ]4 d4 ~; R* W! n7 ]9 a) k! L
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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! s% ?+ \" B) Q/ m( u' x- a SPADE to bury him!. G; V( {+ a2 M# v. r3 u: h
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ P. M5 U& P. c2 d' ?" s4 WBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 M: c6 q- h0 o" k+ q# L

: j! N. L. b* D7 A2 b5) What is the strongest muscle?$ a2 ]0 H$ i' E( e* b6 J% l9 d
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 \  g7 n2 V; x( o/ j
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 X+ M2 r% I" Y( _# QThe arse hole is always in front of you.3 K% t) e; }% \) D$ v& \
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ X" w& [0 l+ X# H1 O7 V) cWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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: w( Y5 d: j" W0 H8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 c; X8 m. D% R- WThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great