[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 L0 I6 g, V. O# q* \99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence/ d4 w, y, P# L1 v  e/ \' A7 J

0 h- ~9 ~7 y+ j! K5 ~7 p2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* |" \+ H: ~/ Y5 r/ Ma.They give like hell. 1 ?) Z& H0 {* b, ]* a1 M
b.They do not yell., G2 q5 J6 _6 K; P" _- h
c.They do not tell.
9 ]6 d; d; h4 }, C9 y5 ^% d$ Kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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1 T. l) f4 t! d+ @4 b* ~3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 U0 k! q% C8 P/ ~) ]
- a HEART to love him,( z7 D' A& m# n) w" W. @( Z
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& y$ s: x% n5 ~- a CLUB to smash his head in, and( m* A& W' J" E( ?- k
- a SPADE to bury him!4 \7 J# t9 ]! C7 l8 k0 I  ]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! @5 I* G3 b" B" Y1 ~
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# I. H7 S' P9 ^1 J
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
) J6 G  ]% I3 |) N* T& O' _; J4 wThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- Y* E; ]4 Q# G# s5 r
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' S9 [1 ?5 A. Q9 ?$ p& y: \% m
The arse hole is always in front of you.0 t3 A# c# }8 c2 R5 g. t6 x

* c5 A* P. a2 J4 C" B7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 W1 u+ W, m& t. [1 tWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!  P5 z: y% O3 E

: Y; O  b! j" E2 u8 n; i' g4 j$ t1 {8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
  s; d' z' M9 p  t" i1 LThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
/ d* p# c' H) J/ tkeep it up~~% L7 n  ]6 t% |6 k" N6 k7 U
cheers

maksim2046

that is great