[English]: Jokes..

小强

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6 t8 I+ A0 D$ b5 E+ x1 t' g* G1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 F3 U* z  O, ?* _
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" E( q- X8 @# b& s! N% Wa.They give like hell.
9 u7 Q' ?' @; \( k/ db.They do not yell.
) ?8 {* @' u5 a+ u; u1 \" R- Wc.They do not tell.
6 D& B/ S  w2 f8 j+ ?d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) U5 ]( h8 |9 l# M
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 S- t- X* M. s0 n
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
, d+ d6 Q4 F# E6 L# D3 t- a SPADE to bury him!
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$ g5 j: {% i' X( B4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# A) T3 x, y* J$ y1 `. e6 J
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! c* Y( @/ X4 }+ B3 ~
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5) What is the strongest muscle?) J- g- ?. f2 f" ^  L
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: k5 R: m6 a1 |% x- L

2 \$ ~2 F% ^2 f/ k$ k* S6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( L) x1 e' y" ?7 t* O
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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9 S) N' f  E& P% \7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ q4 w& s9 @0 ~' {  N: tWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?& g+ g- b) e2 B% y+ k& u
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~/ W* R4 q. m. L* W! z( Q. W4 u/ p
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great