[English]: Jokes..

小强

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. Y! i- r0 ~# |' `$ s1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: K2 V2 b. g+ j3 F% s, x0 ?
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" }- _, x4 I* G. a* v, L

1 H" G/ O% L2 Y9 c" G8 q" p! f7 P2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
/ e, Q+ t+ a) {( f/ @6 f% Q4 pa.They give like hell.
7 I$ `  m9 A6 ?4 b2 c6 ~0 |4 \! ib.They do not yell.) ]4 h+ w4 `9 e9 q8 U* S: k" |: }' u% m
c.They do not tell.( }5 `0 h: m1 X
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( `+ K# e3 z7 p% Y! z. ]

, L) K' k$ q- v3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 |) Y4 @7 ]; a. a4 X! B6 {
- a HEART to love him,
( q9 f( y& t" Q- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( B8 B- K# l  V/ w! n+ C& H- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
/ O, E4 s  i8 f3 C- a SPADE to bury him!/ y* B  G$ N% F% W5 V- u

6 G2 z5 a; s  W& G6 e3 B4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; x. t+ g2 l( ~9 y# }- m
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 ~' A& t2 t& s6 F8 j* G/ ^8 l2 ^
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5) What is the strongest muscle?3 B  J* C1 g: P2 x/ V$ `
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 @  W2 m* e- }0 L' @0 p
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. O. E4 v2 D. @4 U9 R$ F
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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  e1 P  f; p( ~! R* R7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' A' P9 W: E2 t2 J( J4 `- r/ D! [
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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" N2 _. a& G. \. |9 a8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. |2 @8 u, b% K: r  D
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
% ]  N# a. Z# t  m, I0 w9 ykeep it up~~) o* C: p3 |5 R
cheers

maksim2046

that is great