[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
; d8 n& x/ e- e. }. ]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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8 c$ \# i6 U% R( T6 w* A2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( m" q1 v) o* t5 b6 G3 E, c
a.They give like hell.
( F) |1 D1 f7 q3 N0 s1 q3 Jb.They do not yell.
& B7 B* f( @  i# T" P( bc.They do not tell.
: z" i& M% a. r1 X, l0 Z! Dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 {0 H3 w  A- r8 j9 `
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 ~4 g4 n2 ]8 u7 H9 T9 C
- a HEART to love him,0 |) ]) n& S2 C- ?: F
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
5 v, a/ B3 ^6 i* R- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! E5 V$ r/ c) K/ y- a SPADE to bury him!3 a. \9 c8 X/ f3 w  l* Y9 n5 Q

# p: q  T6 l$ I9 W4 I4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 v( F2 j  c5 |2 a3 P* M
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 W, \/ z* g3 h0 H, w

# K4 R2 L8 _8 h" x" U4 n7 v5 U5) What is the strongest muscle?3 c7 ?% R$ J) r; s* J- d/ _8 z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- ~/ W2 o' V) {  u5 B5 T
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( |1 X/ w% S" U% y  Q' nThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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& r+ `* C! f: P4 {+ {  }2 m$ z7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 w( L7 }1 r6 y# ~When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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  h  A8 V- r: w8 B7 ^8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ h9 h% t* o' S5 @% y' {% d7 q6 p
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~- U, i4 X' y3 h7 |
keep it up~~# S( u% ]; }, d
cheers

maksim2046

that is great