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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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& `4 D6 b! U3 n4 a: K1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ q$ k9 |" c; ^$ x1 a1 C0 d# d
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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9 g) S4 ]0 P: P' ?% [, T2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?% ]$ ~' ~% X& o1 H3 t
a.They give like hell. 3 |" z8 n# U- q/ B! I w3 T8 v
b.They do not yell.
& d: |* W. s. X' ~5 ec.They do not tell.4 ~4 u# y* A, Y* |4 ]* ?
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
& g1 q5 _: |3 K& r0 ~- a HEART to love him,
4 B# ?; |, D u5 Y# N- a DIAMOND to marry him,# p( n8 p2 }+ ]' l6 A
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
) @, G, d' L: x l. |( W- a SPADE to bury him!8 s, f% {0 D3 M+ K% e4 v
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 z; |! ^3 l. B# M) |# R( vBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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( u. w% J/ V* |8 e5) What is the strongest muscle?1 w# s" C2 }3 @% W; u; n
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: j: w2 h6 i E3 y x" h
The arse hole is always in front of you. Z8 |- a0 X9 z& i
% A* G3 C; h+ \; c: g; ]! `7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
& ~$ f4 `; r9 M& CWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 m. ?1 q' P, q/ n5 d- V8 u
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
4 M) ]6 ^, O4 RThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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