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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- I5 k% E4 E. K2 h( z0 D
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) R; T1 Q  P. w+ ?8 y" N9 X
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# g3 _: L6 o' o+ l( r; D- a3 G" R
a.They give like hell.
# H5 e1 M: S: _0 }b.They do not yell.
' E" m1 V& C: A% [c.They do not tell.: u& W. G2 `; l/ c* a" `3 ~( K4 y' ~
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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4 s1 t2 @; s0 u7 y0 `3 q/ S3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' y% A* m% D+ h6 {( v8 z6 x
- a HEART to love him,
0 O7 D7 y  h  r8 i, p- a DIAMOND to marry him,
0 e+ L% d* q: t, i- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
( R7 p0 e. O( u  w; G$ S- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 Y) y! P3 r8 Q- k  [
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# z0 o; o; p* j# R& D# ?
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 H$ b( F* P  v% V7 a1 P) _  F' ~# SThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 j7 M) k! Q8 [, U0 j3 z5 V
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 H- D6 R" z" x; \- M+ I/ D5 WThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- W/ }/ k4 w6 ]% H: ^! fWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!; g% \8 T* F6 x: k' g
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
/ r; w2 H( m  q$ fThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~: b+ {% F9 R, i$ V% J6 ]0 _4 @
keep it up~~. Y' M+ H( U% h) Z% A
cheers
that is great
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