[English]: Jokes..

小强

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, \. a' `1 a' z% S3 e1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job  k2 N1 V- `0 J1 _
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" w& s- l( ^# E) w
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?% T3 H4 X: T* h/ b
a.They give like hell. ( a! F4 I9 |' U: T/ Y6 ^2 \1 z0 d
b.They do not yell.
' b$ R3 W/ J# Hc.They do not tell.
: `8 ~5 n5 ?: c. G7 ~d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ |3 `. }% R/ s" d
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:& P- z$ I# \- ]0 ~1 d6 Q
- a HEART to love him,8 y9 B+ E' i% T% b
- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 J+ u7 P0 v: ^$ ?2 x
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, s- d5 Q* z4 ^
- a SPADE to bury him!$ A' d0 [! [2 A; j  I8 l* t7 X1 ?

  q) a0 W0 n) d8 m1 `4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?  m6 V" O1 Z, ]/ t% {8 F
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
2 o% m' Z. R/ M! O& cThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, y1 u! k# j" B6 Z
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" n  b4 c+ Q( {) j5 ZThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' x, h3 X. W3 P' [4 gWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?  M* v% K: C( O4 X- ^+ z' K
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great