[English]: Jokes..

小强

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5 N" \" B; C5 q% A- C1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
+ P4 ~0 D2 B% o- a99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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# y3 U& z! y* i7 J7 R2 H! A" O& L2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
6 E+ F: z7 n: F, La.They give like hell.
9 c% s9 K7 V# n& ]1 {3 tb.They do not yell.- V/ \; I& C8 Z2 ~8 L4 f% E
c.They do not tell.3 C$ b4 a8 h: G8 t( }/ Z
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 @+ X  c7 ~  a0 E* `& \
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
2 ]2 o/ Y2 ^- x) Q2 z% r0 d- a HEART to love him,
* J4 Q  h  c+ T( t- M- a DIAMOND to marry him,
  h) u' `" Q5 A4 X. H" ~& Q% w, G- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
5 t8 j8 C' [3 }1 N1 H2 R1 B& d3 A. z- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?  k2 z4 D' z% g/ F1 M
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
  O* H! I, y6 iThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
) ^1 N, [. N& x& D+ ?9 AThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7 ]: Q9 ^* @7 Y7 `7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: y0 }$ J1 Y; Y* e9 C
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ J1 H) ~) ~, j3 s" c1 f
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
' ?+ }# [" L- ]# v; cThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~& ]$ }9 W. S1 q' E' q# o  u
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great