[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 g* [0 f! t$ H- P  z, [% O
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# X8 y  b2 S9 d2 W, u9 v

7 K: k1 d, C1 i0 V2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 A3 F* o$ q% K+ l+ e
a.They give like hell. ; @2 k" `0 ~; }
b.They do not yell.
  E( O3 ^7 h6 q+ p5 x7 e3 E- _c.They do not tell.
; x7 H/ Y% \) ?/ _. G8 M' A  od.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 u4 N+ q/ y, s7 r6 _( S

6 k9 o8 H1 l, @0 a3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
- ^9 d# f; G2 @6 x) X- a HEART to love him,/ q/ {6 w( y+ ~4 w, ^" G) z
- a DIAMOND to marry him,* u/ m  I) i8 c$ j* A4 \; D9 ^! z
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! }1 t$ B5 ]7 K- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) j& B! n# C, {4 M; f/ [- m  q
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
& B3 R" B; n# ^  V, g/ cThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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' J: K  Z; S  v9 [) ?6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
, y, u1 e: D& ~; X: h; B& vThe arse hole is always in front of you.! n$ o; \! s2 c4 ?( `

4 D) u$ W/ K/ x+ [- ~+ E7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 k- _' X" R3 p# j* }
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 i- m9 ^( r1 u) L! t

0 E' m3 o9 V3 x! d8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 O8 |; S7 C4 [1 K6 _The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
( `% A& X9 E& {7 a3 m) Tkeep it up~~7 q) C/ N3 Z' @, I, D- D
cheers

maksim2046

that is great