[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. g6 A$ L( E: \7 F  E% a& B
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence+ W7 B- T% ?+ I+ n/ S" u3 M. v  Y$ ?+ C
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 \2 t+ V) f* g6 @$ B, [% e0 G1 L# Na.They give like hell. + d4 j# D$ y' q3 K! n5 I1 d
b.They do not yell., z  `5 ?+ d6 X
c.They do not tell.
+ _- G& m6 ]" ~( fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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) ^5 Y3 t8 z" {' I: b: @9 {3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: V: }: j# p, ^
- a HEART to love him,5 l% K+ ]- x4 O0 p& O. S
- a DIAMOND to marry him,% r+ C/ z: Y- o
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& E3 I3 x- e* }  v3 ^+ F7 S- a SPADE to bury him!
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3 C) p# [' f3 v% F4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& f: |+ N( |: u, b: Q& [" [% c
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" W2 Y2 j" ?& u6 M

" M8 x2 h) R6 p6 q+ A. X/ A+ O5) What is the strongest muscle?  t* k; n0 {9 J2 b4 p
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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2 G5 x/ z5 I) c- G. R7 e6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( Z- m( _8 V+ Q+ Z( oThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 D6 k7 @  z' @5 g3 K9 g
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! y4 v, Y& q8 H: e% G$ d) J; u5 r

' S5 O4 Q5 @/ z! z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 Z4 ^$ Q# v' M* f6 G9 R5 M8 D9 fThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
( g% \( x- @! ^5 V% qkeep it up~~) W9 J. _3 ~3 ~1 B) ?. {4 _
cheers

maksim2046

that is great