[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. L- A5 n& U* Y$ H, ~4 d
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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9 l1 ]) x' u, `2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ [2 b! w1 d! a/ \9 M
a.They give like hell.
& Y# {/ f. u+ C) K# j4 ~) Eb.They do not yell.
2 q4 ]3 T& j8 o' V: K. Hc.They do not tell.
" y& ^" F3 H' q9 @: Ld.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& N& L1 o* k' s/ K
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
, @; R4 n2 @* Z- a HEART to love him,2 P( u# d- O' n7 F& d& S
- a DIAMOND to marry him,: U; F2 M6 |7 L1 }% y0 h
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and  g  J& M; _, H+ \7 d, \6 u
- a SPADE to bury him!
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& V5 U  T% l5 P2 J' _8 A. ]4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
, t. l3 w- U0 OBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* t3 u2 ?/ a. H

! _; N$ ]- x1 ?" m) u6 P' T5) What is the strongest muscle?( h4 U5 i2 T' S4 ~- S2 T. V
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 o  G. v3 u( {0 L7 {, o4 P% qThe arse hole is always in front of you.6 q9 k; {/ M: A, t- R6 E9 ^7 b

. L8 ~' J3 }9 O7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?; X" ]2 o2 W. O, V# K$ k2 E
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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  H2 Z+ G9 l2 }; ?/ c6 m8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
- s4 w0 p" t& _; O" ^The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
- g( t$ r9 B$ o. p0 H6 A) i3 }! Fkeep it up~~  H$ Q5 r7 B9 c  g
cheers

maksim2046

that is great