[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 s, X, g. ~9 a
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 W! c1 f' M# P+ j/ A
a.They give like hell.
9 M6 m1 p5 j; [% ~' n- wb.They do not yell.
2 s, l, [# P6 zc.They do not tell.+ J2 d' F: M" [' V! i5 u3 q& @4 ?
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3 b9 `9 A" n5 g7 {3 D3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 z; K2 c! |8 Y
- a HEART to love him,& h; {, A2 c4 o5 |4 w: l8 T% r1 G1 m
- a DIAMOND to marry him,, u# q) _- r1 B. S
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: O. H# x) `  l8 l* v
- a SPADE to bury him!
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, o! H; T/ w# ^, `4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?  ^9 b) G* `+ c4 x9 d
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. f9 t/ U% Z; n# G7 O9 R
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ i1 l( X9 M' wThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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# s. [' @' @% B3 c7 u7 }6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: r- {2 c8 V: y  f6 |3 T
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ r; T% w, _' P8 EWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 y( p1 A& ]8 B: u) z- }9 T
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 A  ^" ^( h( C( J
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
5 ^6 u! n2 ^) Ykeep it up~~! E' J# T% g" s- Q9 G8 X
cheers

maksim2046

that is great