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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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( |3 _" K" @4 w1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( o- U1 f' q$ n7 K99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, u8 G) N! o1 l
2 \/ ?! I& W/ z- ?5 v0 A2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
. s) r/ M5 U' a; ta.They give like hell.
5 y3 s# C& e8 n% F7 |3 x: kb.They do not yell.; s3 \/ V# L! n7 @
c.They do not tell.# x# V- C" b4 a, l
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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' O. [1 R y3 Z9 Y8 Q6 s3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
5 j# ]$ E# g* O, H0 s' Q- a HEART to love him,
$ K5 Z# e# @/ b( A/ s1 q I- a DIAMOND to marry him,( W8 D$ Y- X1 {0 A( a
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* F9 K! p/ Z( L# l
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 O0 G3 i G3 b* \& y" K
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. S; J- q( F0 Q; }5 K$ Y7 y
; p+ M: B& y3 y4 u5) What is the strongest muscle?( F! m' m$ d. ]& P& ]- i6 _
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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7 Q- k8 K" {8 W, e/ s1 x% R6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! x# g$ B0 G. JThe arse hole is always in front of you.0 q% X: O" `2 F( B: X% t
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
: d7 `+ D- e* o/ V3 u, sWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, r% G5 v s: ?% `) F: ^
' c8 r8 X% [& p$ d) j% g8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 K# ?4 @6 h9 s! L4 h# g; z" |The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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