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2 f2 H" o& `* r3 t1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( l# o" f' k9 Q/ P99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. _- `9 r7 s, p7 F. [* D: o

3 y7 s8 H& n. I- L9 \2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
) M  ^" o/ ~4 X0 M& ~+ oa.They give like hell. & m5 ^2 S6 Y: Y
b.They do not yell.
6 z  \( A* x2 L, ~1 Qc.They do not tell.
$ i/ Z) z# J$ b2 l& c: dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." Z$ g3 T$ s2 K
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
  S6 k$ W' ]8 ]# ?. Q6 q. a% N" K8 c- a HEART to love him,& T6 B0 \" a# l$ R! K% h+ |- N
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( E% E' ~6 K* G8 X6 R; @- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! p1 U/ p! R' {  q6 i- a SPADE to bury him!; i% p$ w) J. t3 G
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ p" w( M) `4 a, oBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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$ x1 ^  j) W+ e* i. y# Y0 @9 K5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 U* B1 `6 e. `0 O1 X$ f+ D! [The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 J, J4 Q$ Q  s  N

( C+ N7 k$ b# Q( Y. ~6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) w0 _7 }2 B, r( E; J& I
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
( M  \2 v( n; _9 h3 _When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!+ V" y& b- S+ H  c, h) }
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?+ a7 `; b) x* x
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~( {. Q3 Z8 ~# v) c, L7 e3 ~
keep it up~~
1 q' I8 S  w0 e$ ]cheers
that is great
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