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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 k; I" i- s g& E' Q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. M. y9 |4 B* r$ f' X
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?% E. U+ C W& Q0 q+ A' g$ }* \
a.They give like hell.
$ R3 e( y% ^+ ]+ ]b.They do not yell.6 C7 u+ e/ I* P4 e" S# P( J9 k
c.They do not tell.; ?8 z4 a* P$ C
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 Q$ V( l6 ]0 g" C
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
3 `& a& x3 s( t+ v8 V- a HEART to love him,
6 H" @, h% u: C: v- a DIAMOND to marry him,/ h/ r, k1 B' Q. E
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- I7 _3 ~8 b @3 `. I3 X3 g6 r- a SPADE to bury him!4 X9 p# p& J8 Z, ?1 e' {
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0 Q8 y4 s: e9 q9 {' d: X( ?# Y
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 q0 e1 H+ E, X1 A. W. B! V1 c. e
& R5 |; J: B/ {+ K8 h6 U0 x5) What is the strongest muscle?) K( i& z- w: b* q! q
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 L8 p4 I0 e3 F5 e2 Q) kThe arse hole is always in front of you.9 j' } K- T& q. n, d/ E( t
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 C- E9 q/ J) e/ q. G, j
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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1 V% r* e' n) G# q8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) ^6 a" E, O" M9 PThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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