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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
7 k4 j I& d! W$ q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? \5 a; {% G* t/ l+ [5 R& t+ u
a.They give like hell. 5 v5 H2 M4 P9 e1 T
b.They do not yell.
( G& J" [1 ]/ z4 I4 xc.They do not tell.
5 d6 C/ [, @" h5 V5 s, c# n- u4 u5 Od.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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" \4 A. r0 ~. m& `! U" T3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 C, s1 p2 }4 i. ^8 z0 ]
- a HEART to love him,5 W5 h3 ~' F( ^
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ _. J4 B: [0 j3 j, o- a CLUB to smash his head in, and( h* p8 E1 I9 J1 f* A
- a SPADE to bury him!7 Z9 ^# P1 f9 [8 E( F
) Q3 o( b, ?% N* S4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
3 \& Q" t& P4 B8 _; a8 ^" ~Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 n( G$ f( A' g
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 q1 T0 m4 S, S6 @% ?" I3 B. ~The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 \: U; b9 L* R$ h# L! k
2 ^$ B& S, {$ q% s" `. F: G6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?2 W8 g+ T# b3 C& A7 I: a0 f% ?
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7 V$ H1 G6 n" W3 b7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" H* T$ ^6 H4 r9 Z! w
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?& ]5 i O3 |3 j g* X
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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