[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 b' q  k3 L$ s# J$ J
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 l; M- w1 _0 o! H6 b2 O
a.They give like hell. * W5 \1 s' N- g. z2 U9 r/ Q
b.They do not yell.
, `4 j# m+ M! v( s/ N3 L( |( t6 Nc.They do not tell., _' C# ~+ `$ g4 F; d. r
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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4 L1 I% H) o/ b- Z) e* i$ Z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 p6 d: C  S( d$ K+ Q
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" m4 k) U3 {, j' z  X$ y- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
- W7 t2 o) _2 _Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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7 V9 L9 L8 o. P1 y5) What is the strongest muscle?; Q; |2 M+ T8 X, [; U
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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) b1 [7 A/ ~0 i3 u4 |9 I9 r6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
, W) |, f) h3 Z  `The arse hole is always in front of you./ w: A4 u4 f/ M5 L: m! _
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 g+ r# Q/ Y9 s, Q& r5 t, m
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: Y8 S& h2 i! ?# x0 G) K
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 U) j" s! Q: E# b1 o" }% nThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great