[English]: Jokes..

小强

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# c$ B$ T/ H& P' g% ?1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
1 C1 j. ]6 c9 j  h8 [/ }99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" h+ V- [8 `3 f' Y
a.They give like hell.
3 S+ P: b( e! A: Gb.They do not yell.7 H. S: I2 e, ]/ k% p
c.They do not tell.
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& V$ }& v/ _- Z2 W, K5 H3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
% _% m$ Q8 Z& N- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! |3 F! Q! B% _. S! S- q$ z- a SPADE to bury him!5 d. m3 _3 e/ }# N$ C

2 F: E1 W( Y  t3 Z" {" \; i4 }1 D4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 o6 c3 ?" J4 R4 s+ FBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?% q% }, w7 q0 c' F: P0 W; \
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 @+ _3 V) M* A8 m# t) ?& z
The arse hole is always in front of you.! D9 i4 m+ S: \- k2 g

" x: `4 h! L3 p' [% q* T0 U% [( Q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 k! r4 p9 D. P* ]; q; [: {
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, L5 y  s. U' @& @
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
/ f8 u7 |. v0 ]& ?) x4 Z5 z, f1 I2 [7 VThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~, d7 x0 D0 o3 ]& ^: T- i5 ?- e
keep it up~~" N" j. v# s; M; I
cheers

maksim2046

that is great