[English]: Jokes..

小强

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( A+ i' }5 t# j- k, i8 X8 W1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 C8 Z. {+ h1 Y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence$ ]& C  T, i3 t& `5 @; `
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' j4 x% R3 t- ?" sa.They give like hell. ; x, w! y  N% A6 T1 }6 v1 H4 w
b.They do not yell.# R/ y+ X3 }0 `1 L& X
c.They do not tell.& ?7 O- k* n  K& F/ @& Q+ A+ v
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' F7 r4 q' u$ H7 t

2 @5 a' ^7 K. Y) H3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
& \, T/ Q/ T& k7 \$ I2 j- a HEART to love him,5 K- g0 `; J* D4 R7 v% x
- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 D' I  ]7 K  Z4 C: H" d$ G
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
4 h- }& T: z# F8 ~2 B* K- a SPADE to bury him!3 Z( U+ @5 j9 A1 K+ p2 K& t# ^
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 ^; u  F: X! H4 t4 OBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 ~' o* ~$ c: g3 {( RThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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0 R" J$ k/ A) T5 v  ]" N6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?2 m: U/ d$ E- b9 H; w: M3 z
The arse hole is always in front of you.2 P2 l8 ?* L1 o' U" n1 E4 f: w
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9 N9 g8 H8 k! a' dWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!5 X. m/ V( w: v6 p
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?% t3 K6 E  m7 T2 S: C* }
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
) S$ Z, f! {6 u$ f) a9 nkeep it up~~
; X$ U$ t' [$ e: D4 }" e3 _cheers

maksim2046

that is great