[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. I. e' E- |- \. ^" ]' V* E99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 \1 a2 E5 p5 a9 Y& Y: z4 t

( j; t+ D# y5 N5 i$ S( F; E  b2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# h3 Z9 e8 Z) H1 P5 g% `
a.They give like hell.
2 j4 t" |6 i$ A4 m4 ~' k: |( tb.They do not yell.
- s8 }5 O: Y7 Nc.They do not tell.
; j0 D$ `) v$ n9 d4 Ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 @  D/ e' A, w% O7 o8 |( y

% j+ r' R! G1 ]4 A4 n) d2 p3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
7 q) t- W2 V1 Q- a HEART to love him,
2 H# n* I1 i0 u7 J# a. h- w4 n: E! W- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 y4 n$ i3 l& k, w
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
; @8 e& J4 V! H& O, C- a SPADE to bury him!& o$ z4 n5 q5 H
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 ]1 e4 Z7 r  l* \4 B0 l6 ~& x4 e! X3 ~Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 x0 a7 Y, @5 v/ K, _
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5) What is the strongest muscle?# v1 K' U; N5 H6 k' C2 X
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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" K% ~5 Q( T6 w1 t+ o1 W5 l; U6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
; r1 z, L4 o1 [  o; ?6 [1 S6 AThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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, ?7 f7 P1 Z. K. s  ?7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 y- [. [/ `" X/ c8 z' X4 |- ~$ H5 ~
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ O. w+ [, ?' M& N4 }3 ?. X

. o, ?6 s  ]5 M* e# f0 c9 k8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
9 {4 \3 Y- L$ Q/ p' k% Y8 f: ^' ?The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great