[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& F) K/ _$ Q9 T" K2 i
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! `5 D8 A* u; ~. X- i$ M: \
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
  E' u1 F" k+ ], o4 n6 x; X( h1 H% Qa.They give like hell. 7 f& d) o3 c' n; k: I- s5 k
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c.They do not tell.
" e9 v" A! t  y  f8 Ld.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 J3 k' j$ ]) d& m
- a HEART to love him,
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% t/ D2 D- _% J3 l, ?3 q, f- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) S) G) L( O* |
- a SPADE to bury him!& c; e; J: x( _
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
' c: o- C2 ?3 i: E8 R; [Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ a- u. ?9 ^4 b1 ~- mThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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* z' @* Z# y' O# h3 Z4 Q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?$ M% ~$ j2 g  U. W# b- {& U
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
; A; Z( t8 g1 ~" lWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# w/ ]) `9 o3 M+ P4 ?, L' tThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~2 e4 ?" z" B% p! \" M! B9 v
keep it up~~/ u, p! v. U; ?' l3 S
cheers

maksim2046

that is great