[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 U+ }4 V, h* y: w. \+ F/ o
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 U8 L# U5 u+ ^7 b' m% I: d. `
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. p" R1 a+ W  g% E+ E! }
a.They give like hell.
# r1 e3 X* R' \; ub.They do not yell.
; u4 R% ]5 |; [8 w) C! Ic.They do not tell.
: J7 \) Q& V/ ^! m3 X2 c6 @d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% j6 A$ W1 `! Q. t' x

: Q0 U% Q3 ~' T3 r& s, \6 r, ]3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' K% P' F$ a3 e8 W* U! M2 N3 `2 T: w) V
- a HEART to love him,
3 Q" j* E! x  s( x: j- a DIAMOND to marry him,! R! x" P: E9 t; ^  e  J4 h
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ [& `/ ?' _# W# d$ s
- a SPADE to bury him!6 |5 c7 N6 h) r, _/ }* s
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 n2 G) b2 l0 ?" f/ Q9 P' uBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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- ]- l; m, k7 e/ C) ?% h* o5) What is the strongest muscle?* |2 Q7 v5 {! J2 x8 q( m5 g: E
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 B  V# e! B6 {3 _

4 a4 r8 W7 q. a+ ~5 q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ m' A+ u& F+ d% ?The arse hole is always in front of you.; R; D! |$ ~2 u* U" Z& r
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ ^( X$ z! q. @2 }, ]1 NWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 ~! Q; L( e& x/ f
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1 m& B3 B+ d- R$ D) u
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
2 ?" s. U! t3 E0 P* B( B% rkeep it up~~! \3 ?+ Q" o$ o8 O" R3 L1 C
cheers

maksim2046

that is great