[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! b; M, f( \4 X) }6 R* M" ~, C7 T
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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+ [2 F& i& s& N, B! k* R9 e/ M2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 l) ]0 O7 `) q# g; ^" v# X  na.They give like hell. 4 n: X5 y6 _8 l+ G; ]( V9 X
b.They do not yell.
0 m* M1 F+ `; z: ~c.They do not tell.
/ v0 u# R0 z: X, Sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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- f$ u3 ?* |& @3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 E- h- m0 y& D/ n( O
- a HEART to love him,
  y. D$ O7 N3 j  z- a DIAMOND to marry him,
: G0 p$ C- ]2 e3 e4 A- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
2 m9 Z7 f# J, b2 [- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 y2 P3 Y7 u6 Q
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 X" P2 r% c2 k" j

& ]- u9 ]" z  a- w7 D& ^! T& ^5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 I1 P" H4 ~( x; l6 G0 Z, h0 pThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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; V7 k: W3 ?- z: M6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 S  G; F; o7 T/ _/ H( u
The arse hole is always in front of you.: e' S/ v/ v, A4 A

$ x7 h& C3 U. {5 Z6 p, L, P7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- m$ ]& d% N; ], l. x
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8 B5 G- q, o$ x, D/ g+ ~4 w5 c8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, _5 g4 R2 K/ g$ a+ {
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~0 `  b, a. p$ ?3 e# B, s
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great