[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
& Y* n7 p! h! o$ O2 u2 @2 A  G* ^99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 i" d5 l+ m9 b9 g# B
a.They give like hell.
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3 T4 Q1 t' o1 \3 o- \c.They do not tell.9 v. w& N% K7 ~! [& K6 @9 k; h3 X
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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* G2 ]9 F: V+ [9 n2 i# c$ Q- a DIAMOND to marry him,, }, P. s' L, T9 ^, U6 k" @: q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ W0 x4 f5 r& O
- a SPADE to bury him!$ Y5 ~: Y7 p+ f0 L$ S+ Y
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 D$ _1 s4 j1 h/ v5 }. D8 ~3 NBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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1 K" _, l) l* o2 f5) What is the strongest muscle?6 X0 P9 b  A( X$ Z) K+ f, M5 e# M: l# a5 v
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 L( |3 Y/ j$ Y0 L- T. O+ Z# Q
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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2 m. V& j' ^9 j7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. T3 P+ c  @# j0 R4 WWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& h0 |+ _" C) w+ i5 ?

7 H4 m9 L4 ~8 T6 U% U' R8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! N1 U8 W/ A5 `# ?/ r1 rThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~' g" e* H; r! S2 V7 a
keep it up~~0 z) V) J1 S7 p3 x' v/ k% X
cheers

maksim2046

that is great