[English]: Jokes..

小强

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" H; E' S# k" t! H$ @8 n/ w1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 G9 C1 H2 s, p99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 _( a+ h, T2 f: f
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 g/ ?0 `4 P9 la.They give like hell.
! u: {0 [& w1 l$ K/ N: u* Ab.They do not yell.' w3 _. ~' J+ T" w* y) A" ?+ q
c.They do not tell.
# l+ N$ I1 O2 t2 F9 T5 Z* dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 J2 {4 f7 k) M4 Y" Z

  H5 O  z& r: I) [& |3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ s, d  V1 o1 X' ]- y& s, Z6 m& o! O) [
- a HEART to love him,
3 f$ G1 f8 E8 s5 @- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ B  e* H& I% n& l- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! h! A; t0 x( z9 J
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. h; ^$ s0 s7 h+ Y1 j7 U* XBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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/ F" U5 J+ N# m# p6 @4 E7 {5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 U( L' A* `7 r/ n2 s$ hThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) F* M$ d& `( ^& B  ]4 C
The arse hole is always in front of you./ y, j0 L/ `* X# ?7 }; L6 w7 z
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 d* N1 ?+ K, r
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!2 D& Z5 o3 @3 U+ N8 t; M' y
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: E/ W& `; V. X& XThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
6 a6 B9 d: p" {$ |keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great