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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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# v+ s" Z ]' O D$ \1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
+ u' R" n0 e2 K99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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# ]. D; M/ q. o) j2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: G3 D5 B" P( u3 W7 N% v/ B
a.They give like hell. / a! E" J! w5 A; z
b.They do not yell.
# T4 C& O+ @3 A8 ?) H5 }c.They do not tell.
# R7 K2 W2 k# x9 vd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 @1 L2 j2 `. N3 N: P8 Q
, v9 B U9 Q. a3 R3 @0 p# ~3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
+ k% o) L/ c) V, N9 h/ V7 U- a HEART to love him,% `4 X% C% u- J. b# c
- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 l- b; o7 D9 f( E7 x2 l; P6 w4 X0 w0 D
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
2 q$ z* N0 i k; ~- a SPADE to bury him!. ~. Y r; ~9 a; {" ]$ S5 I7 ]. ]
( b; h3 M6 Q3 f4 ?0 H7 w4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
# |* R2 x# Q+ e3 h2 xBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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; k7 P1 J0 K, ^; B: a' f$ N; w* G5) What is the strongest muscle?
" i5 `- I. K" F- t) m ~2 P1 {9 VThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) o. N! {/ f' p4 Q
4 X, e( D8 j) ]" u, Y4 T) s$ u+ ]6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 {0 f( l/ M) ^6 f XThe arse hole is always in front of you.1 W3 f5 c; r9 P1 `7 J
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" r. }3 d' {7 _6 {1 a: D6 n! e
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!- r+ h' x( k* P
4 r5 a6 K$ k& X1 _) d8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& H$ ~7 M+ P+ `0 E0 P S, LThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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