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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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* r: ]* ^) b5 q9 e" e# M! O4 t1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 n& r/ B% G/ D0 d( U# h99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( p: J5 z. O! Q/ l* a: J0 {- m
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 H, B: A& O4 m/ E' s5 [
a.They give like hell. 2 ]0 Z( n, v7 K- j; W5 H
b.They do not yell.# V8 c; H8 E# r; T% D
c.They do not tell.* d, S9 B/ F( S+ }, X. a: I
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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6 ~' X3 ?& p. z% b3 Q3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 p7 ~; h! ?+ |/ ]! j7 j& S
- a HEART to love him,% H& }! H/ Z, K8 ^' B+ A- O! B
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
# H$ Q) r' H$ Z5 c* d9 n" l- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" }+ M, c, o* |1 u( {; K- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
$ \) B& F) K+ S/ l! O0 HBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later( s) J0 P' G- j- ] {. g# c6 o
$ ~9 ~3 K% V- U5) What is the strongest muscle?! K( D Q* E' p9 t( ^4 |
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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; j; J$ L7 L7 }5 d6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. M+ t' R6 q4 Q- t' B4 ]9 FThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? p7 r v( q/ {! a
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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( A" ?8 H7 s( u: o2 z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 _) |$ Y% p* t8 Y" \
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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