[English]: Jokes..

小强

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6 p% c; P- D( v/ g9 g1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! U5 p7 u. }0 G" ^' [$ e4 s7 J
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 @" |. |9 u' A' I+ B) h$ O

5 E6 s& R$ S9 f( s) L6 y5 D% s2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
6 f6 _( R  h- \( l* s- d" h0 A: {7 J* ra.They give like hell. # l- I  P1 V1 F  G% \
b.They do not yell.
5 c- T% j9 w) f5 f" V3 h/ ?c.They do not tell.
; @6 }" M. c5 S6 n2 Cd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ y# R) \$ _: Z- K4 A+ c2 t
- a HEART to love him,% ~6 ~7 e3 T/ \- q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 k' `4 n+ _" N, r9 c
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 _+ k3 {5 b" [9 y
- a SPADE to bury him!
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2 w6 d7 |1 D3 |4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
- D4 q' k; C# @  m( ]3 xBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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7 J5 Y+ Q( F' \) x1 U2 [) D  u5) What is the strongest muscle?2 z5 [. i: I, I( y6 Q  c- ]
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 E+ \8 j, z1 `
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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4 [+ B. S6 w8 ?. ]+ N3 g7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 s" [( o  n: ]
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' V! ~" Q5 ?" K: \4 {& a

$ ^% G2 _# J. _, l8 X2 q3 p+ _8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. C$ F: ]: c* W+ X
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great