[English]: Jokes..

小强

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. d  ]* B- j" c7 O" l1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 t1 W8 C, Z2 Y: t+ q( \99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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& Z  C5 Y7 ?9 U# o2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" z& g2 R) K! H. E' U8 c
a.They give like hell. 6 q, w6 ~( U% g* \# V
b.They do not yell.( r: ~5 M2 S& n' a; }  z
c.They do not tell.8 r! D! f% w; E
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 l6 E( R, G) j/ Q: B5 J
- a HEART to love him,
( [+ z+ A* i# b8 n- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 {0 K) R$ l0 J1 }7 K. [- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
% J4 X8 q; x2 ^! _% P: w- g& r* m- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% }6 _# }9 b6 y8 vBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
  \6 F8 A1 F  L' vThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 G; J  N/ m  |7 p$ A" E0 P
The arse hole is always in front of you.' F' q" B4 Y/ a' M3 r6 q6 y
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 m( ~  l- }9 |0 a  s" ^; F% m1 TWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 o# K5 p3 l) {4 }% T

9 L$ b, x3 y7 \& a9 v9 n7 ~) B8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 R- o; W8 h* K1 M& H8 MThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
4 x- O8 L2 c- h# U+ Mkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great