[English]: Jokes..

小强

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; n$ A$ g) S9 U* U& {9 I1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" W1 H3 w6 [! `
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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) I/ y) \+ |, F! E- ~% |, K6 ~2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
/ z: N3 i9 L5 j/ Ja.They give like hell.
$ X/ m5 Z% n4 l" kb.They do not yell.2 ?8 u( V, l3 y% i  Y* ]" h. R$ U
c.They do not tell.
$ m7 Y" ~9 f: J' dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.7 }% l* \- T0 y4 A8 \4 n" G7 H$ S

- l2 E- s5 p5 U2 t# {3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
8 z7 {( W3 S% e& v9 A# Q- l- a HEART to love him,
. \2 N' n/ {, P( Y+ E4 I- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 |: K7 Z8 k' m( v
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 y3 K9 B6 q6 k8 K4 N8 c, W2 I1 f
- a SPADE to bury him!% c0 c8 c; a- F& {. ~4 U

7 I" K# Z3 [6 [( W; |+ B, ^4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& a; |8 `6 Z: B. L7 i6 zBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later( Q1 j. q) G6 M. c! h% u3 K8 U

0 q- g  m# \1 S6 Q; A5) What is the strongest muscle?+ C. Q( i& X+ b* w3 e8 L  I
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 D: q3 [+ K1 Y% L3 eThe arse hole is always in front of you.4 O' a1 e& |7 m

& a6 w5 k' f3 W: x' a7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9 @' M7 A% g% N7 @0 QWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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; Z* R* J9 f# V) e8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! _$ Y4 Z( D3 l7 o+ \
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
7 w6 S7 P5 e: `keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great