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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. o! |- O6 y# c6 [99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence X" }2 W- _1 N0 h3 Y% Y- X& l9 P
& U, i2 l2 V, n2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) T5 q6 r9 U M$ F4 l {# O$ I
a.They give like hell.
; F+ o3 L! M4 a, B' n% Gb.They do not yell.- s5 s7 A h/ E) Z9 u
c.They do not tell.
) a) x8 W3 M0 Q4 I) b* ^. K( Yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
, M. J0 D1 A+ Q; W) V- a HEART to love him,
! f6 V. X, t# f5 w- a DIAMOND to marry him,. B0 w3 T+ _' q% s( Z' R
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" d& [7 ]( {5 X! h2 |" J' B
- a SPADE to bury him!
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* O* f) a/ D) [9 x: l4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# d0 @0 R. {7 R( p) ^
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ N) ~; b* b; L7 O
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5) What is the strongest muscle?& \9 f* b. e7 ^2 L8 _& h0 f
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 j$ f* s3 m. B* Q8 j# q
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 i/ s6 J2 @( [4 n( IThe arse hole is always in front of you.6 e, |3 y; H$ g' F
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 i" s5 c" v, M* yWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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# A7 H& z6 ^2 Q0 w8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! E( C0 A4 i) Y2 CThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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