[English]: Jokes..

小强

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6 x# M1 f' [7 E5 S; H1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, q4 }/ ~7 x7 o) {7 z* ~
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, T0 y5 M9 K) C
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
; _* L' X5 {. G/ v& F/ L( }0 Ea.They give like hell. * }% W; \" _' F& b/ F1 C8 C
b.They do not yell.
* r5 L1 _. {" l6 _c.They do not tell.% n! W% F/ K2 u  F" M- ?
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% K) S+ z0 S0 n3 P
- a HEART to love him,$ S! A) w6 Q6 w2 S2 J& V
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ G6 V: U( ~0 o. n- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! S$ t" C2 @  J
- a SPADE to bury him!7 G+ V) F8 q& w: Z/ V
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( ?  X( s# O% N0 b- E; W
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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) w' k1 ~6 {- [% ^/ f; e) W5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 f0 o8 m& `8 V: T/ HThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( ^- v6 K4 d. J3 m3 F* `$ M

* g8 v: _# s/ [0 `) O6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 ]4 z" G' Y. n) w7 E
The arse hole is always in front of you.4 Y3 P. K! ]" j- K% m/ r: h0 r
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! r$ E0 P2 c; S  x( D
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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+ p  C' k' j1 J8 b8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: l& |! L; u) V- |. h) i" UThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
% M4 e0 ^% k( F+ Ckeep it up~~
3 A$ x  _; g, z& mcheers

maksim2046

that is great