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[English]: Jokes..
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# }/ u( ]+ S- L) X- W8 d4 Q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 c: E C) h8 q) ^) ^! w* M1 \99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: g$ y: r" {. f4 A
3 b6 _0 g1 c8 i% t7 a- X7 I: }2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: W8 g. |0 H+ w0 ~5 B1 t! W
a.They give like hell.
) e% f; J) O+ F) Hb.They do not yell.
0 F. I+ R! F/ R3 j" Tc.They do not tell. W; j8 |: R' x& W
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 _$ o, \8 q- u4 d! m$ w- i- K
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 B! `$ O8 \! o- S. K/ B# k+ M
- a HEART to love him,# [2 i: k5 ]% U# G. j( ?8 n
- a DIAMOND to marry him,% n9 o4 w, o$ I5 r6 ^( ^" W
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- |- C% x# n* t1 l- a SPADE to bury him!4 D- X; `- ?9 {
+ E0 x& r2 A( i6 p6 h' C4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: J3 u' M# G2 r( }Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. V* f1 V( L; n8 {4 n
2 d' w' G' A" v4 p5 _4 B5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ l8 x+ K3 h, ^+ a9 Y1 KThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. W& c( R9 p5 l% D/ m' F% p/ g
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 T6 G! o y) v D L& b" T8 S( MThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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6 X. a, r" v' l% w9 h, S6 n! E7 H7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 M7 Q9 M( M; Q# H) c. s1 gWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!5 @' w$ |' r0 ^; v# @2 r2 H* E
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
4 _" B+ k: d( D! }# HThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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