[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 @5 b! x3 ]6 ]1 o* P) Q/ A99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 g# [; v* E# h+ E' \  {2 na.They give like hell.
/ u* T* R4 |' h' Q, w8 H7 cb.They do not yell.0 U  \3 c2 W) F1 w
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! ~8 `5 |9 X, d$ R2 k
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
3 k+ }  f. G* f: ]  f) G# I- a HEART to love him,
* ?5 P. _4 W9 N* z+ G$ j- a DIAMOND to marry him,1 p9 N7 P+ c8 x* I: G: r/ d
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- h" _8 O: b3 W/ I& S! e
- a SPADE to bury him!
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1 s, o8 p2 ^( ?- Z# T/ |; d  F% c' V4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
3 U/ S: Y8 C. fBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 X. @, f9 V9 b$ z1 j
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ D1 b& \0 B7 HThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 V1 b4 y% |) d, _# O/ ]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 i7 [5 ~- Y( @3 J6 [+ ?7 j
The arse hole is always in front of you.; r' [8 B2 f. A0 P. `
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?$ K/ z) y3 H" _# U
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!+ u' _& N7 m# k9 m  D, G
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" F6 G& O$ {+ L6 S+ w& R  hThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
! p- c2 a& L( Q" Z% lkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great