[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1 u/ \& ]" Z4 |( X- T8 j1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: b7 V4 _% d  Q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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; G0 ^4 h  \/ F& g2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
6 U% j1 V6 M: l1 P5 C9 D$ _. fa.They give like hell.
! W9 M7 l. i) A" b2 v+ l, C& Pb.They do not yell.
8 }: |! {; k0 X: ~! r+ L, ic.They do not tell.
" R( w% q$ r9 Gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' `) I9 J' ?' _7 ]
- a HEART to love him,3 p0 O% L: i; e9 ?6 U5 m6 M& i* ?! e7 c
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 d& [& R2 ^. Y( G3 d; p/ O" q4 i" x- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 ~- R" d$ M% d: w' W
- a SPADE to bury him!8 z2 v6 c' t1 T# L1 ~6 }

. p+ b3 h6 X) L; o* |4 a  x6 F4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 d7 J" a1 }$ wBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?* M: |; c' V; ~
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 _# @! T0 `! E5 K/ ^& V

: r$ H" q3 C' I) E) `6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 o, X2 e) u/ A- ?2 FThe arse hole is always in front of you." d$ j" V  @4 ?! J+ ]& ]9 Z
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) C5 j5 i8 |% ?- I% MWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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2 \- c" w2 z- `% q& N8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
9 M4 }4 ?3 n: x3 ~The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~0 E/ w* B0 q, v# K( D+ D+ j
keep it up~~3 l6 u4 d, o4 [" R% h
cheers

maksim2046

that is great