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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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2 V2 |3 [( ]3 h! U3 V1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job+ k. b6 n- a, A+ T2 T6 `3 o
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. v7 r, W' K0 j1 ]" K% j
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ L( T- {* Q6 g$ J& p) U( i
a.They give like hell. 5 _" ?0 W6 x0 V" r7 L
b.They do not yell.
/ t+ X# O5 r E* p( P, }c.They do not tell.$ V- s6 f6 W1 g6 U. n
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' n& }4 s1 F C2 x
' G* M* p3 ?. [2 }) z4 n. ?3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
% ]% h- `# j+ e. h' H- a HEART to love him,' U q$ U( R6 R8 k& y4 |
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
. @6 _* r l4 q: S# x( @- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
1 q1 M7 p5 U5 c5 \9 z7 U/ Z- a SPADE to bury him!
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9 M" S; @; O+ b4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 b5 q' ]( |% g0 Q) N8 q
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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^( w5 g0 W/ W o: v: \7 j5) What is the strongest muscle?/ \8 X6 y. n: t' @9 n8 m
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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8 X6 n6 G7 p/ I6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. j/ i" t1 |; K8 M& W" i
The arse hole is always in front of you.! I4 u- \; ^ J, [" h. O
& l3 z6 N6 B" j9 [7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% Q+ c) ^, Z- y7 r; A p4 iWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?; A; t2 J; v' c# Q$ O' b: \1 U" o
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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