[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 T+ H0 n3 i5 y0 E2 ], c/ b/ L99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?, k+ }0 s8 J4 `  L9 c) ~: _
a.They give like hell.
2 l8 y8 ^  |% m/ Db.They do not yell.; F4 p7 S' O" o
c.They do not tell.
4 a' \( x3 Q7 I2 X% F. ed.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# M# i* w& L1 z# G! _9 h+ ^

% ?+ z- Y/ Q" b$ W: N3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
; c1 ^% s3 c8 P5 U- a HEART to love him,: _; S. \+ f6 G' e6 c3 d  p/ }
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
6 J+ i" X2 E6 u( W1 \, I- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 x5 W# I0 b0 X; p- a SPADE to bury him!
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1 }( j- {& b, |  j+ d4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& W$ b, c0 G) ~" ?8 gBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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' [* D9 v  Q) O# U! o5) What is the strongest muscle?+ |) \4 \  z8 n9 W* I% m4 D
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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" e! B0 i. o# G: R4 |6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- j. ]. _9 h0 |0 F
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& [5 `4 y+ p' y$ y0 t5 W# `
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 l/ c( x, h6 C

$ i  w) B& a* K. [+ X, H8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ j+ I' K# p, a8 S5 n2 s) i: JThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
% G  \% n  A# P+ w" okeep it up~~
6 i% C! C4 n6 r2 Z: J, u1 Ycheers

maksim2046

that is great