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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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! }+ V. P) M+ _& i1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! @" E O. ]- G* U: L% ^1 a' ~# _( v99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
7 ?- b3 T' b: ra.They give like hell.
0 a6 e/ ^0 C) P b: j6 j; ?b.They do not yell.
- e1 N. G0 q6 @$ w% P; ^# s; q6 Bc.They do not tell.
- r4 o! N, }4 S1 _d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ z3 q5 B& }( |/ y
9 ^) P+ m) I O( F$ I& F ^3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" G3 Z1 D* q- @' {- a HEART to love him,
0 L/ q! l g B7 c- a DIAMOND to marry him,! Q# D! o7 U" d R- t( o
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' U9 k& [( V2 j& e7 }+ w# _+ R- k
- a SPADE to bury him!
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( E1 B5 ^( S( N" a4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. p% s, d# U7 B6 \
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 A6 t4 h7 N4 `9 [2 u
+ ~1 u6 k: N, `8 P5) What is the strongest muscle?
! g* d+ m' a0 @, S; D$ MThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- b6 E, F' `8 A
) X( J$ g8 k' o+ _, q- b( y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 [% Z) K+ ?) v! O* s! mThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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0 l" P1 R j3 h2 o- C- I7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 s; E( I: y9 Y6 W. GWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! O% Z9 q( E0 V
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 D- W6 h) `8 v$ U& w$ R$ e
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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