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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( F+ M# k$ Z: r
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; E8 U0 h& ^7 `2 Z W- C9 Z
% H0 Q3 a; l$ ]4 J- D2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 }6 b- \* y2 `$ Ka.They give like hell. 3 X6 q2 y7 [& x# i5 {4 H. e
b.They do not yell.
$ O2 s( H% L) B$ d8 O6 x; tc.They do not tell.- Y- E0 C3 S7 r4 S3 w8 h, s8 t
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# Q+ r. ~, J" h; o, E1 D0 o
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* N: _/ @2 g( t8 u1 u! x
- a HEART to love him,
- G/ Z u% D# G1 o3 \% ^- a DIAMOND to marry him,- j q% _2 s) b: K* A% G; |
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 o' P2 M7 I5 e* p. j/ a' {
- a SPADE to bury him!/ p G$ K' H0 W. C5 F: @/ z+ y
$ X7 b+ B: B1 N' Z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0 x* M3 n$ S& r7 E5 ^
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& `; @6 K7 z- ?$ I( @
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
' }( E1 T' Q( Q* `6 {1 q1 Y7 uThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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1 C# }2 ^# P: {; Z; @6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 @+ A8 J' s0 J% S0 P/ EThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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8 A( N' L! E A3 ?7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% r- C# E' }. E) k) Q$ QWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! y$ F7 v* [( a c; z' O
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?( I r2 Z* ?, x, J) j) ?
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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