[English]: Jokes..

小强

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% \: C# ?) E- c3 c7 \) u6 p1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 W, i) v9 D9 V- S9 J* z
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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. g) g& M+ q4 H: R; A  t2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 a5 a9 l; H. r5 [/ D5 Na.They give like hell. + w5 j' H6 L# p( t7 w$ m5 i/ A
b.They do not yell.
& |7 C3 |. b+ t6 k1 S0 ?c.They do not tell.
2 }0 s+ y2 D- v3 H- ?! _4 Xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., ^3 j6 k* z* Q5 ?. A# h

3 O# l$ w3 q2 i' y* O; D" h3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" h1 V* U! q# X- a HEART to love him,
+ g8 Q! P" e* r. A! H/ o' H5 \4 |* y- a DIAMOND to marry him,
. h% E5 \: v7 h- B8 y: L9 Z0 i- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- O4 |. S- o1 {6 g! D- n' G; `- a SPADE to bury him!
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4 C: e' N8 k/ P- G" D( s1 Z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# e4 R0 U6 `1 X% I/ i, c
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later( ~2 k4 ]6 z. z( e' j, K
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5) What is the strongest muscle?6 H1 x9 o* a% g& v3 E3 }
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 x2 ^, a2 L8 b5 kThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
& @- c7 _( T) b: wWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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, f3 G9 H" {' t, H) `. j3 v8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 d3 m: _! h$ M  J' ^& a" G" C2 UThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~; ^: |6 a$ F9 w/ Z6 O
keep it up~~
" j. n0 P$ c7 X2 }cheers

maksim2046

that is great