[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
7 c( h" q" z) W0 k4 K0 S$ }99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence$ K' m" d' D4 F  @
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  p, W/ k+ H8 u( y6 Q" X* S+ x
a.They give like hell. ; p7 P+ T2 h( h5 u4 G; c
b.They do not yell.
, {* t: C$ r7 u3 A* D7 L0 K; Fc.They do not tell.6 N- Y, U4 d5 F5 `2 l8 C) J) e
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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8 e+ _4 u  X6 {9 e$ J3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( T; U# Q0 P! @$ a8 D. U6 L1 j/ ]* A- a HEART to love him,
- P- @. ?  C( ?, t- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 \( ?6 E+ f, a2 k4 }, D
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
# Y3 l2 ~' B8 W* O; u+ s- a SPADE to bury him!
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& P" I4 B* w1 ~" p4 H% i4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
+ M* M. Q7 Y$ r9 G8 x& CBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 Q6 E' k$ S! Q  p" ~/ l
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5) What is the strongest muscle?" a3 m3 @) X! ]* Z. T: A6 ^
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ ?1 k% H# q! Y" T5 s

/ u- s; ^3 a+ K" B7 ?0 v5 y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. W7 z6 {5 ?: Q$ uThe arse hole is always in front of you.7 g+ i, v  p& A7 a) b  E: t

7 G  W3 f2 [; z0 K7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 G: c9 W0 E. z7 M: n% h& g5 f$ ?6 dWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!+ g+ y; q8 [1 f( s% S
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! g: P# p  p# \% |  f
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~' [( Q( S+ b: _6 P  y# M" v
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great