[English]: Jokes..

小强

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, h4 M; |6 o" J& N0 I1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) L; [, M- [4 `0 p8 C: ^
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) d: K% }/ n6 P
a.They give like hell.
7 f, @$ i- X+ V) Sb.They do not yell.
5 C3 m3 E5 n" `" Y3 x* a- n: D& tc.They do not tell.
+ }' O; G. x7 h& F+ gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% K/ `7 r" N# z& A
- a HEART to love him,$ d# i; @- H" u: y  i+ B8 b
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
, K- {/ N( f8 M) u6 t* T- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
, z' H! i4 q6 \  l: ]* {; `- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ ]! c, o) b6 x9 t+ UBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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2 [( Q# F4 k; x1 i8 _3 L) ?2 s5) What is the strongest muscle?* ~# F+ T) z" A1 G+ Y1 }% q
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ d" y7 W7 Y" W# D; t8 B, C7 j
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! M1 A% u8 z" C/ E9 d- Y( [
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 A2 c, ?. H5 |) z
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, ]) H' K+ S: C1 y4 O
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 c& g& o- Z' r
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~, U5 R  I8 ?  d! U
keep it up~~& a) J7 j/ `% n* i4 f
cheers

maksim2046

that is great