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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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" X1 {5 R9 s( _+ z3 _1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 N. z7 y4 J9 U3 Y0 o2 s0 {, C( z( j* P99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; C: }4 i+ D+ X7 e# F9 O
T; m5 D4 E H' m% D2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 b( J/ I# X" Q/ l" @3 f- ka.They give like hell.
4 \1 R, U0 P3 H# Ob.They do not yell.# U6 x" W B9 b3 J
c.They do not tell.+ c. L$ f5 h; v+ R, q3 A1 C
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
5 X( X6 M: v* U# l" M- a HEART to love him,. l+ v K1 x, `
- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 E! F8 A0 S- ~) A& C5 s4 m! d
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and# R; K( V6 O4 _: U" e4 V" s$ R
- a SPADE to bury him!
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, Q9 }* `9 F8 {1 W4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 u6 L* i1 h& g- C4 u( a& i z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 [4 K& [( U" g" k; q; m. d1 g
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ H" n' n/ q9 s0 d2 P x& O3 cThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 |7 i' G8 u4 U! L
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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+ k h& B# }( S, L7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 _* y( b# c, z+ i% dWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!6 a6 D& c' I3 X$ e1 n9 B' o) A
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
' S! e$ E' a" Q$ ?7 nThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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