[English]: Jokes..

小强

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; W* v  j+ ?, m; \# j* j1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
; ?! l; N8 o( A0 w- @99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 }& u+ d/ A( W/ K' n$ F( b" |a.They give like hell. 9 @$ C5 F2 s+ f
b.They do not yell.
+ k. D) U0 u3 Y+ k, cc.They do not tell.
" M" q9 [  ^7 O2 x$ O5 x, m# V/ \: ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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# v! E, o& V+ ~' U( u2 h1 C6 n& ]3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 S/ S9 B' J2 Y* Q) C
- a HEART to love him,% w3 R8 Q8 A9 o9 b
- a DIAMOND to marry him,* d% ~3 S" \0 c
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
* X5 [0 T) _: h* K0 `& e& X, @- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
; F/ h1 j! F' G( ^. _) j; _Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
* t9 z$ j5 i0 S4 nThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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) B* F& h/ P/ F2 k" L; S/ I; X6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; D. J; O- Q: m4 Y! ~
The arse hole is always in front of you., `1 w, e) T9 ?, b$ H" g6 [
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! X7 d  @* y8 M& S  pWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' N" i# P' ], a6 {. r" k& G

: X0 S; o1 j4 h+ n' Q8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: Q* w2 a5 m& G' b; e) m, Z+ y, ?5 B
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
9 L* V8 L% Y0 Q6 b8 D$ xkeep it up~~
6 X4 L% P8 e9 R1 a! Tcheers

maksim2046

that is great