[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 R4 o, M2 M7 a2 h- P; s" B+ T. R; i99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 K' H) C. O9 P& G+ n# ga.They give like hell.
4 d3 P% k5 g  ^. @) m- Y/ h# Db.They do not yell.) K6 G. y, x; n0 n9 V. g
c.They do not tell.
+ \4 d/ G  j9 O; gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., n. @4 H: ^+ @7 o$ s2 q7 x, y
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 m! E0 ^0 W, M. N
- a HEART to love him,5 }; T( ^1 Z; g% L6 F" e. H! I
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
% b9 r* i3 q; }' f- F! |- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' q- H9 W% n) ^: X8 ~
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 y- T. p2 L# _4 Y' _" lBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5 }# z; @( n  C% n! [# m4 C2 r5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ D  k/ x% T( S# d6 e5 DThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?& D* I6 `3 J8 c% o' y+ R
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' Q& u4 E% }+ \9 |; S$ ]5 D9 BWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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: Q) ~. K9 c4 U; M( R, u% ^; w8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 V! b. V! i/ _* \& U4 g8 A! \! M
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great