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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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& j+ R$ a u" M, ^. y8 X' V8 w1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 v7 [' [% V: o0 ~9 c
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% ~6 R* K4 M7 B0 Y g- I
6 R B; p& j5 Q( }' d5 k4 H' r2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# p1 n5 G, @' l/ `% J- @1 qa.They give like hell. 4 [3 M6 O; ?2 G7 b) X/ G+ a
b.They do not yell.
9 M7 E* Y6 s) Q4 m! _' Ac.They do not tell.
$ ^" @& g8 i! @7 E; Bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,) ?( ]: [$ X& t' y) S
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
: F. G# v1 j: m1 B Q% r- a SPADE to bury him!' ^0 L' ]! W1 {3 @$ f( D0 I
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 ^3 K; b- C+ A3 `Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
2 E; w: E) p+ B5 Z# eThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" p4 H# J7 n( d, J& x
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) W% u0 n9 o g6 w7 m2 j8 V& CWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 C2 w! o. V$ T0 f n9 q2 I5 @$ N& J
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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