[English]: Jokes..

小强

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3 F# J' c1 d6 \2 ^9 s$ |9 a0 e1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- F/ v7 M* O' {& s  Z; m
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 P/ `& P* h/ Z' g, G1 Z
a.They give like hell. ; p& X3 ?) h' |, a% h
b.They do not yell.! d! B, ?4 r+ Q+ E6 @2 @0 U
c.They do not tell.
! W# w! C' S; wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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- f( |% c8 y- n# T" [$ B3 f9 W* f3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 x5 F' j) b; Y9 x  G
- a HEART to love him,
: }# L) J* L8 |- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 P" a# g* O( C! A& g
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
; x: P/ ]+ _4 E. d7 I- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?  U: q4 X" Q# Y4 e8 r# C. Y2 Q$ N& ]
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ ~9 B9 @" k0 m& ?& F

! \% Z- }0 F! M8 K5 t, V! D( Z5) What is the strongest muscle?: w0 ?9 O5 t: l! x# \: B
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!  g9 Y6 U8 Q* u8 \# j

4 u2 V0 T; R; I1 n' V* e5 v6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ K" _6 _# `' N. h% i0 UThe arse hole is always in front of you.  I+ R5 |: C! I( X7 W- u4 ?

% |% B* c6 N- S3 c7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
, ]: ?5 h; _3 n& M  G% B6 BWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ t; c( l- E% j8 @) L% R
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 A* {3 h" U8 o& l0 W7 v$ w
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great