[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 v; Y) R2 k) ^8 `! r
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 n: W' u+ L3 y9 p- J
a.They give like hell.
" E( h0 a$ ]+ Ib.They do not yell., c& h1 x+ t7 j1 y3 s" W( E
c.They do not tell.- v8 W- |+ c1 A" H$ f
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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2 n9 e& {: @- _( b/ ^; L6 v3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# Y% p% M- k" |+ E4 l
- a HEART to love him,
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) p5 Z$ K, l0 H; C- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 f9 N% _/ }% \5 u- a SPADE to bury him!
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. A. j$ o% h' y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ H5 u$ h  W. H! F1 c
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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1 `: s' @7 _4 m/ p, d2 U5) What is the strongest muscle?
' H, B/ t' X% h+ i( rThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- S/ d% C4 U  [, Y; _1 T

: F& P/ N/ z3 C4 O6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! G; u0 L9 q/ }. y7 E+ i$ j
The arse hole is always in front of you.- f0 ?+ G: a. t* [, g

5 S5 v5 {- C. ?7 v9 Q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' R- b$ a5 C" a% Q# v- gWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 T. i& O; R" R. |
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great