[English]: Jokes..

小强

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! t& X* q9 h  l  H( _0 Z1 ?1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ ?$ \6 q' X7 c4 f' n99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( B1 t3 q5 G$ b& P: X& A
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 g7 M' F8 O# d; s" ~) fa.They give like hell. % j' K. n) X# a6 N* [9 h
b.They do not yell.
$ e3 A  g6 A' D4 U8 Y1 Pc.They do not tell.! q2 ^" @$ P4 V+ Y+ |7 l
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# i+ Y, G5 L% ?: K
- a HEART to love him,
0 j" T9 T6 X; R" Y- a DIAMOND to marry him,- n' A9 N2 ^4 C( K7 L1 c
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 x6 a+ V. k+ }
- a SPADE to bury him!  {3 a$ _. M2 z3 T1 B
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% |+ o' L5 e, {- z. s
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?1 N* |, U9 C! U2 f
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, O% z5 Q! s2 j, d5 h
The arse hole is always in front of you./ X: z( F/ ^8 \: @1 A+ l: o
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( m+ B, _( S/ @' N
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ ^! ?& K2 L  C4 o3 W  e, S
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 h7 r# B* ^# ~
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~) z6 X2 n' \7 M0 A
keep it up~~- E. Z8 U# {4 k
cheers

maksim2046

that is great