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4 }/ _' M3 c9 s# q3 y. d: |( c1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job  B- Z4 R5 U0 R6 a2 ?; a/ V: Y* i  i7 `
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& j8 P7 J/ y2 o/ @  T

% j  D2 g! Z7 ^6 o2 Y+ o2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 j' I) ^" @3 `2 B
a.They give like hell.
; [8 O$ u7 ^- [/ e5 Sb.They do not yell.
3 @8 n" x. J2 F2 @c.They do not tell.
6 P7 A# E& L- M4 k; z% Od.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 e/ ]- I/ n9 q$ G5 D
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
' i( u" q  {, N, k6 F( t7 \7 W8 D- a HEART to love him,
% e4 h7 T* d9 F7 l$ A, Y# g+ l- a DIAMOND to marry him,; J1 k- v0 o" W6 B" S% \
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
2 W8 D& O5 z  E+ s- a SPADE to bury him!9 T7 S( w$ @9 C- H. ]: O
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; ~4 c: K, A2 B) H$ E% ]' |' h
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! M4 N; P: v9 i9 P! O; M  e
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5) What is the strongest muscle?7 e3 R0 {4 S4 J& |
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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8 R8 h! D5 @4 U6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ Q' Z/ `3 N- D9 w2 O7 D/ T
The arse hole is always in front of you.! F$ y9 A9 ^8 t) ^/ z
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 m: u" t) J% g+ n* I) a% y8 z
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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# y' Q' {- h3 F8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1 h6 M. }9 e5 X0 N1 q
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~7 C" x  y& @1 l+ e% g& u
keep it up~~5 Q0 A% I( q) Y7 A
cheers
that is great
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