[English]: Jokes..

小强

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  |* [6 B4 r/ p0 x8 a1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 L0 d) t# m* [99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2 c3 t) _; e1 j& L$ {2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?, N* n, l: p/ [1 v7 T+ k9 _, x- Q
a.They give like hell.
5 @) _1 n) b7 g0 zb.They do not yell.4 M4 y( ]1 S& Y$ \% I* @2 ~: w
c.They do not tell.* w9 l% a$ e. i+ e4 P8 x. N6 b
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, A/ H6 V6 I" j& B$ [; t7 }
- a HEART to love him,3 X, e0 _8 }) ?- Y- C% n
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ d; s- f5 q4 J% u- X8 B. f- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
1 A: _# Q' R4 v* Z3 J7 P- a SPADE to bury him!
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* j- b5 U5 K9 \- x9 v; T4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 p8 \' M: E6 Z% t. O+ c. cBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* P) w, X1 g+ n/ f

! i( @  j" w5 [$ W; Y5 e% G5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 S. I) A# v- s0 D' B  KThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!3 W5 V3 t. T1 s$ z; Z& W

9 L3 W: x+ }6 X  h; Z1 ^6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" F7 t6 L3 E! v- N2 X* z$ WThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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( K6 p" c# x# R1 B5 S+ Q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( w+ Y* X. l) I; _( R" j
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, H$ v5 y7 q1 w+ ZThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
4 I& D: U# X& Z3 E3 c. zkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great