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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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5 A* d+ U; C' k" ~0 z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ a- Q8 W$ |! X# N
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. x* I6 k7 ]& q5 R1 ~4 I$ v
- K# r" J" J+ x1 u$ f4 y0 [0 l2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 q, f1 T4 n$ J8 W" C0 ~8 U/ ba.They give like hell. * c; ?3 x- z4 ~8 w* ^1 l' }
b.They do not yell.
. E1 \% o6 A; C! @c.They do not tell.2 G8 n2 ~+ k! ]9 @3 P I
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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" ?2 i+ A% r) C6 Q! q( Z1 t3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
2 I9 \/ H W: n& S/ X4 F- a HEART to love him,
% _6 i \- V/ {1 }: A, O- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 S3 I5 J% l% U! Q) M! M+ s3 J% Z
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and# F5 N, @/ S5 N8 ]9 I( }4 `8 @
- a SPADE to bury him!8 v7 @6 F p# j: @
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2 T' w8 p: n3 X" ]) v0 f
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 T# f) J8 ?. E! u2 o1 f
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5) What is the strongest muscle?6 e8 i) ?, y5 z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 H0 R, n; M, u8 t
" e3 W0 V5 ]% Z0 C# ^6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
* b' l; S1 j( m' \0 m- k* KThe arse hole is always in front of you.: K) C4 A. j2 G
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 q1 D8 }7 P. }9 i9 D; F, K( oWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
' L' g9 V" T$ u" d6 d- a9 {- B9 m6 U! @The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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