[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) ~' v% g6 [4 b
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! r' l0 d5 h. _7 g/ r0 J! Wa.They give like hell.   d6 E/ [4 Q/ ^6 z5 K' v% h; ?0 Y
b.They do not yell.3 u5 s5 S# l& B6 M+ g; t
c.They do not tell.4 L' Y* S/ `& i" Z9 {" F" C1 c
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) B8 S! I1 k4 q* }2 F1 @) I
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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9 }. {; y9 a. J) p! {6 G- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 E5 b( W2 {$ @0 s! u6 _6 k
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 N( p- D  l( X% k1 R) D  y
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* T7 D$ k  R: w% d
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
* m4 d8 H0 O0 A3 n! TThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 ~! }2 @+ t8 c

- d- x) J  c) l: A6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' J" [4 Q- M6 ?; O$ DThe arse hole is always in front of you.3 |& r' w( Q3 \' a; ?" Z5 S: p& e

3 G, q0 X( h. ^! E( W8 V0 M7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
$ i% s1 \. x5 _6 T1 q4 pWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) C6 u& e6 v0 _5 i$ y, Q6 ZThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great