[English]: Jokes..

小强

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; H4 Y3 J# G4 I0 R1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 h' ]+ ]% E8 `5 H, n7 X5 Y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# R' ~) C# B3 M* O
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
; k2 w" b7 Q9 t% V* sa.They give like hell. 2 R6 [" X9 ?5 Z# M; E+ W
b.They do not yell.. a; J" R# n, G! m+ a7 ~
c.They do not tell.
8 b3 P( h: p) V& K3 W% sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; k6 ]7 J$ i% ^! X3 g4 h
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  u/ w6 ?4 _6 \8 ]5 J/ S
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) C, y  N& y8 o8 F/ O0 W! g
- a SPADE to bury him!% g" y' r+ O# W/ @! U

: g4 C7 a4 z; V( {" [' \& {4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( K/ U' C" Y" n6 lBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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# e1 W) @9 ]0 H( N5) What is the strongest muscle?& u4 g0 N4 X3 n1 D) _9 q
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 r% n3 E1 f5 ^: oThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
* Y. r2 \$ @  x+ g" l$ x# B3 Q/ OWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- h  [7 c% b- o( v) s. O
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great