[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ q  X3 S2 s: t% n99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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, A( ~  {6 [) Y2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; a6 g8 R  S9 o9 F& S6 v& R
a.They give like hell. 5 b7 y1 i+ M. M) i5 V+ t' {. h; H9 F8 g
b.They do not yell./ m$ T( B( X3 @9 S/ z- x* j
c.They do not tell.) U$ z$ g& J% U/ o/ Y
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 E4 H$ L  [: v1 p% Q6 C5 O5 s) p4 d

4 [& Z  P2 y5 y2 X" l3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,  |* o7 ~8 H& n8 Q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ w) k+ q1 U( F) V' C
- a SPADE to bury him!1 [) X5 V! Z' |$ w' X
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! J/ K0 a9 W" [, l
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: `+ I; r! O; I6 A7 _
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
) i/ B, x! f7 v0 v3 G5 MThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% `5 O) D+ x+ M$ u; w1 q5 hThe arse hole is always in front of you.2 e% F- H0 `" \1 l

3 T; T2 a, i, K& L9 F7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% O5 u9 s% ^" l! u1 LWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!6 c1 V7 e* x4 K4 K3 l) J# d
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9 P  `+ f# S. W3 o; ]5 b. d  w
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great