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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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) B9 W% A! T9 C1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' ^ u5 T6 h: V( M3 ^' S5 M7 ]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 G: J, }: z, D1 E8 p Ya.They give like hell.
& A2 b. u, }" i! Z& G5 R- L# ?# ]b.They do not yell.* x% _0 E6 z6 @& q1 u+ J
c.They do not tell.; f7 ]( y3 b+ a9 W3 {$ G7 ]
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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2 E' {/ \- x1 U( O2 [1 y3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: R1 Q: S; I1 U" ` ~
- a HEART to love him,
& S4 }& k8 v# E" ?- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 [8 ]7 O& F0 T* o; G4 ~% t; O/ [- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- v: d; _7 @/ N% r' Y
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& J) O4 D% |$ ZBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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( j: u0 q! A Q. M" W5) What is the strongest muscle?
% s8 }, {# K l _% q( I; LThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? V. z; F/ F" n
The arse hole is always in front of you.. B+ W: N2 B) A% c# m' X& d9 |
8 I, ~9 J( M( ]& V$ v& \( t. o7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! g/ }. Q/ M; s7 N* @, f* y$ a: SWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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+ k/ ^9 D X+ J: ` k8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?& ~' I7 b, L$ y# b# N0 Q
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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