[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 u( m1 o: k% @9 z- S7 p; N99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 \5 O2 F; c; W2 j- e* W
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( D* F: n2 N4 ra.They give like hell. ) A+ q5 b# [# S' Y, O- G7 ?
b.They do not yell.
! l! V/ _# \8 D- Q$ d# g5 ^c.They do not tell./ t2 R6 O+ X8 X# ~; K) B: {
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ t- L, [- n8 l3 \9 _; q# p+ g

9 y$ C5 Z& o& r/ d& ~- u3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 C0 }8 H; n2 @2 x9 Z# x
- a HEART to love him,/ B; C8 F& j/ x# l$ U4 o/ ~- T
- a DIAMOND to marry him,% [% b+ a$ q: r
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
/ o& A. R6 Y- S& @1 g- a SPADE to bury him!8 k/ k+ E2 ]; E1 H% p2 A

' y0 v# Z2 p( C- ~4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
1 c. V# m7 x/ v! @. V! iBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?5 R1 G" s% ]( B' F
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 L+ u( c& A- V7 ]9 `+ [1 HThe arse hole is always in front of you.% P& @) n% `# a0 _
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
6 d2 {# n$ h* KWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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  J' R. @3 R6 S0 A, E! Z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
- e0 |  C8 V% c+ ~- Q% e' V1 cThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
$ V& T! C; ]7 B! P+ }! X, E( fkeep it up~~
+ K5 U: m! R- B5 }8 T. lcheers

maksim2046

that is great