[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" c: l2 X+ `8 n$ x$ _
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" V8 l% R: _( q6 E( i# _$ G! Z9 r

( ]  [, T$ |; O' A$ r; M4 h2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 U, ^3 {! q& E5 O3 [1 I* T' P2 K
a.They give like hell. ) C& R0 u6 H- B, ~# G1 w3 X& [
b.They do not yell.( f( [4 S6 ^* e! u" c0 a5 r8 E0 \% Q
c.They do not tell.* h6 C$ K3 p- ~' N$ \3 k4 q
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% P# U0 |  G  B' R
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  q2 j, B1 F% `4 u$ D  u6 n
- a HEART to love him,
) Q& n# D& J% |- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& s/ T9 ?" J' ]/ Z5 y; x& b) k- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! s$ g- G( S; `: l- a SPADE to bury him!9 t# ^, J+ M2 m# |; n8 }6 j

9 a1 v* \6 w( O+ Z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! ], G  z- x& P! T; T9 F2 t; @5 pBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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  N$ S# K0 w. u. m* f/ v5) What is the strongest muscle?# k5 g$ f& t$ a  ]& A8 B
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) v2 D  F/ R7 o8 n/ |) t
The arse hole is always in front of you." T9 c( l2 K" H; r
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- d" t: k/ Z% {  p7 h- i* R- C0 C
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!; B6 ~; Q2 J* b: e  Q3 `
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 w6 U) T6 ]0 ^! j8 UThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~1 ^5 t9 R, A9 G1 b! a
keep it up~~2 e3 P. d6 ]1 n* f- a0 M- n6 t
cheers

maksim2046

that is great