[English]: Jokes..

小强

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6 R% ~4 |$ s/ M! g- u1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( T2 Y- B$ Z( @; {( X% M
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( T7 H( E4 Y# H3 ?
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ B% b6 r) q0 x
a.They give like hell. 9 S$ Z) l' N0 E) I4 g# G; S' z
b.They do not yell.
6 M( k" X9 V, E3 G- Q2 f( Tc.They do not tell.5 ^/ I% V; w/ }0 |- M! U
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 ~* T* k% E) B) |* D! X& O1 |, |
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 w: B3 S* o9 ?# `% y! \" r
- a HEART to love him," z: Q6 z& h# ]8 q' K; G
- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ P! ^; G6 ~: q0 Y( Z' n6 X. E
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
5 Z  M1 N4 t5 A4 v. D" B- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 n! n4 ~2 g! c7 }) k) f
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?, Y& x2 Q; Q; U
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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- F/ H8 T+ R) o/ m/ f6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% U* r1 j% l- c8 L9 g* O
The arse hole is always in front of you.  _- P* a/ t5 V9 U( |3 e1 j' A9 e
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% @" l3 g1 h+ J# t* Z
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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# F. n# m3 S( ^  z$ {& _- p. t8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 f, U9 t, F# L' ~The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~. b6 {' `/ m: `  x! g8 k, G
keep it up~~: \! |; o8 k$ `- \) t5 e. u
cheers

maksim2046

that is great