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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
; `9 h( D# `# c$ `99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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) T2 C; P8 }; W G& |" ]2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 }2 z/ M7 Y; G4 q7 _: D4 V
a.They give like hell.
( D4 Q" m1 e/ a8 a+ {# tb.They do not yell.
: ?& v* M0 M: _8 qc.They do not tell.
7 [$ o* @$ G) G! @' p8 x: G* q$ yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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* C" o4 E* S3 A. i6 B; w3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 p" d! \) U7 n' p% E8 f/ B) u
- a HEART to love him,
% m; d9 i& V5 s: w) }0 R- a DIAMOND to marry him,: q6 x7 j3 x" j+ e( g
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 h( u! e2 A7 e8 V( l6 Q) i
- a SPADE to bury him!% y; k( ]. |# C' Z0 z" ~, C
3 ]1 i: q$ U) x9 t6 }4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( b4 R0 U* W. @4 t6 F. \) zBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
) l- W" Y6 h/ W5 rThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6 M! f" ~8 ^8 D7 w+ ?: q c4 d6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 Z8 a" e, B! v i: Q0 O, d
The arse hole is always in front of you.% T( J$ {# c' G5 ?4 u8 c9 v
" C: b0 n) O0 I k7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ r& u) Y. a1 C# U) `, c7 T: ~
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# D+ k+ ]) n$ N) z* Q- K8 }! Q! h
8 r3 {9 I* H9 f% A# j2 B8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. j( ^# d: t z T6 GThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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