[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 `5 Q5 Q+ i& b9 k7 Z$ i99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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4 N$ ?# k) e' O1 `2 g! W2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: _8 B( ~5 y' g$ k# ia.They give like hell.
$ K" Y5 J6 W" c4 v, Hb.They do not yell.
8 n' ]' G/ q7 \. o5 Bc.They do not tell., {4 R  N5 L5 T+ Z1 d7 o# }: H' k2 M
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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2 g# w. N$ A9 N! J5 z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 i% x$ \4 {& x/ Z
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! }; ?! z- y, j9 b- a SPADE to bury him!$ S) d$ C+ [5 K: o( }# Y' H# l

5 s! H- M0 y) N' _- ?: U7 M, C4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! C7 Z8 x" P0 a3 h$ H: q* ~; }Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
: S" L! G+ T) k$ @) eThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ ~- x( o$ n7 X  a# z

; X& D( w" \, i* g/ o- [6 A! C6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. e7 [6 ^2 F1 k. H8 N- t* E
The arse hole is always in front of you.6 e! I8 I$ _) |* w* r& d
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 F* m& I  A6 ~When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' X* `: ^. Y  O8 v: k+ I
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?  }6 U! p0 }! _3 d  U' K
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
$ I2 P* ^5 n- j  |9 `keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great