[English]: Jokes..

小强

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3 G% d$ A! x; M# a& i1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, b# e- z4 L1 Q. W: \$ O- Z
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" J6 C3 [1 [  Q2 N0 w8 k  U( \

9 N9 a$ P- A5 t: |2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 z# I0 ?# V8 [. [3 k. g" ba.They give like hell.
+ K) y) `( ?1 ?: x! ?; w2 g8 C: Qb.They do not yell.  k, X: \& u. y6 A
c.They do not tell.
6 v9 {* E2 P! b, E* {+ @2 i6 c, Qd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 a  b" }% u1 a7 ]
- a HEART to love him,! O( \. b2 ?4 R* o6 P! l! A% a0 Q; u  m
- a DIAMOND to marry him,2 G& a& _, M$ A: {5 F
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! y/ [% b) Z0 u$ q- F" V
- a SPADE to bury him!! a! M+ ~3 _% ~' N9 z

3 E4 Y/ l0 j2 L; U9 r' ?+ M1 `4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( Q6 r' c8 b0 _! D- U# a
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later; B" m8 y$ Q8 i3 y; g" s

$ j3 R* o% x4 n! A4 b- \5) What is the strongest muscle?# b3 m/ j- i1 Z6 t# X! |
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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8 ]! U+ t8 E% e4 O3 _) n- G6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
: R9 [( O% T. o" OThe arse hole is always in front of you.& w5 E. L+ z5 i3 e

: P& P" B" O! d/ F$ o7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
  q% B0 P2 m, V5 c! `When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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" K/ T2 E  Q- o  K8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?% n, |* _7 \( v0 ?# }5 n* ^
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~1 ?* q1 L) l9 @
keep it up~~
" f4 C$ C6 i+ ?, Icheers

maksim2046

that is great