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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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2 t( ]5 q5 I3 H, `5 e6 o: s! P4 t$ Y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ N: ^/ s; |, _' B$ E* B& G8 C& Y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence7 j1 W- N( s# y4 k& y
& ?4 G2 T; J2 U0 {5 \; x2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 ~9 m0 G/ A: B0 g" J* V
a.They give like hell.
/ ~! R- {' n; a8 X$ @b.They do not yell.
a2 _2 [# _$ zc.They do not tell.# i3 I0 G5 x0 S% c: P8 z1 ?
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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- L2 ^( [2 V/ B2 y9 H3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:( D. W- u2 s6 _9 a% n
- a HEART to love him,( ? J4 ^8 r$ x
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
1 Q0 M, _# [7 o/ v$ l* @- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ |. u' l" V' ~, M
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
- m O9 F) e9 i2 p9 wBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 e& Q6 [, ^7 O! g
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
. |3 g2 k+ J7 W$ b' n& ~% h( A, lThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: k2 X/ s4 Q& S& x
h# _3 u* K8 Y! _6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; E5 z7 X& e) K
The arse hole is always in front of you.$ k6 x C' P6 Y3 O4 L- E. g
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
; f7 y% l# R2 a1 e* J% ~When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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4 G& r8 {# Y7 J" D- V5 B8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 _! s4 h/ X$ w# P$ T# T0 m: v: V: w
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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