[English]: Jokes..

小强

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- F7 r8 Q3 G# |1 o8 k, ~1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 {8 ?" b- S3 L4 C+ ]
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 K& m/ s  `$ ^. {7 M: U  D
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# t+ N8 @: q9 x" X' h7 ka.They give like hell.
; j. C& X% b$ t, vb.They do not yell.! n( X1 @  _* ^* y; f/ y
c.They do not tell.
: X( n) f: R3 f* A1 ^/ Ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' J$ v/ F" Z, c& |. d

6 x4 ~$ C+ V4 [% g# _3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 H, t9 H/ A, b/ _/ c
- a HEART to love him,- Z8 g, s+ D) Z& V* S) F
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
5 N1 ~3 X, O: p* P# @5 N& C" J- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 M. l% U  A' E, S: [- [- a SPADE to bury him!
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' P5 P" q0 C; H# a# h4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
8 H: H9 I8 J$ }4 C/ ?: |3 ~Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. X8 P2 y$ V: z. O3 C
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ _$ Y5 t4 Y9 I, I  F0 a9 HThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& R) t# S, i4 F$ P, ^" q3 ZThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- p4 H3 H. T+ E7 [' D5 k  T8 k0 sWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8 q7 j9 j6 P. B5 k. @8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 a3 N2 E% }, q7 ~/ ]  R$ o( CThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great