[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: y) C+ ?9 I. A( _, E& U0 q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 P# I! |4 N6 H8 o' u- @4 Y4 Z

7 k; H5 p1 t' |0 {+ k2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" Z& |3 R: k/ a3 ja.They give like hell. 4 E$ o" n7 t- e" I2 E; V$ F3 L
b.They do not yell.
1 k+ O7 ~& @9 f4 S6 r8 kc.They do not tell.% }* ]2 F' j& q! A
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:& R9 P, H+ L. k
- a HEART to love him,$ k& l5 }" f- G( Q! {2 [2 A7 L6 V/ X
- a DIAMOND to marry him,) f: N6 ]0 ^$ w/ m$ I9 C# H9 {
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% A" v1 O3 g) _- D5 L+ I$ z
- a SPADE to bury him!
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+ `$ {2 H: D" e% J0 S4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
8 S. q9 V# S  B' C- N; TBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 W9 G, U2 V& x

, U4 q  N# E5 F% z, b5) What is the strongest muscle?3 X0 ], i# c+ l% \7 B
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* V: b' B4 @6 C2 N( S" r

7 r0 u( i- r1 Y& {, j2 q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) C/ O. A+ ^4 o9 S2 Z" r
The arse hole is always in front of you.1 E9 Z; p: F9 P7 j  n& Y
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 B2 K5 \' A# X5 T* [2 _& lWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) M# D; |0 J1 D3 ^: J2 Y( `The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~# F! O/ Q' R/ @$ g- {5 i+ }
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great