[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
* B- `& g7 x  x2 |. M% x99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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7 X4 @! m3 d& x2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 E# B! u% A1 p& Y, z: A
a.They give like hell.
: }9 u7 B, E6 @5 }3 Ib.They do not yell.
& [- S" Z2 _# Gc.They do not tell.6 n) _1 j3 @, R
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 Y- f) E5 z/ {  O. N

1 O$ v6 l2 ~* {3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 }1 I# I/ [- d
- a HEART to love him,7 w, _# y; \8 {4 H  R) p
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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. h/ M5 i+ ~, K: z- a SPADE to bury him!
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) m9 i1 @7 p/ S4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
$ S/ y* U# ^9 }) a  vBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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% u6 @" n8 j( ~& b8 C0 ]5) What is the strongest muscle?" G5 c; Z8 G0 ]
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 T' m8 N7 s# n' R% ^
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 [1 L0 s9 e2 K; [4 m* E" wThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 C0 @. e" U5 g3 P! y% h0 k- O
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?( u+ ^2 R5 j: B5 i
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~0 t# M) \9 N* V' w) i) U3 }1 k
keep it up~~% g* i# O* Y: n
cheers

maksim2046

that is great