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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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" w% h$ D- a0 _2 @1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) \& a B' |- X8 p
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! q, {3 @/ d: O
- P" ]9 k- u3 `+ q8 U2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?% G3 S, p. r2 p$ f4 c
a.They give like hell. 0 T9 f+ D! g+ x4 q
b.They do not yell.& _. l+ f% @6 f" y1 t
c.They do not tell.
+ _. V; t6 [, b+ x6 `d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: L, p" R! u/ Y$ u4 |9 L
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
+ b* p$ w, j7 k5 A, d+ c- a HEART to love him,- c7 |7 V R8 `3 |0 x) P3 v: S
- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 `: t0 W' D5 X+ W
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and9 w/ K: w, h+ ^( d( b
- a SPADE to bury him!
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" _* p8 s: Z5 L6 a2 {3 m- t4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; Q6 k3 S4 ^# H% c; z( E& k
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 ~% H, Q3 L( L4 ?# J
7 q9 t$ }4 I6 K5) What is the strongest muscle?( n7 p5 M" q5 k ^6 x5 T. X. k0 M( a
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& V2 }5 ?# u* e$ |, W# }7 S
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 j) U B5 n6 |6 J( X
The arse hole is always in front of you.4 D. u: F, Q0 ~# g0 `& _8 o
- _. P4 A% U" i T h, l% _7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 r- |+ V% P# N. }/ H! [: K; C
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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+ {( I8 @. K+ ~! z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
q- e3 E# d9 L: Q+ B5 t" \The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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