[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 L: I* I1 g/ {/ O* [# i99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# f. k" |" ?0 ]& ~" q, e7 \
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# H: I* K4 B4 T' A7 `
a.They give like hell.
$ `9 i+ i7 ?" J1 W) y. t* Q! l% O4 wb.They do not yell.
' @+ f6 i! R+ `/ T3 o) G  y9 j& Fc.They do not tell.
; V) D9 m) S8 E9 E( Ed.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* y1 E8 u$ I6 y- |/ ]

5 o& [7 }, S8 |' a. q! e3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
+ S$ w/ E4 r. a- a HEART to love him,8 ?5 L8 c5 k+ P
- a DIAMOND to marry him,; O' U" I$ m2 P
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& c# \& X& ^# I; }, T
- a SPADE to bury him!$ y) I5 P6 E: d( l1 F
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& Z7 b; A. x4 l  _Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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, s0 O: c+ d9 ~3 r+ [, E1 j5) What is the strongest muscle?/ F$ }) T, ^2 k! t* |
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! T; U7 m: }! H, o' t- z7 x

% m! n, |& t# X4 a5 {  n" F$ D6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; q# O& Y- a9 H0 j1 X
The arse hole is always in front of you.1 u; c( F9 j: `! v2 g0 c) W

5 }9 W6 I! K5 v/ H3 L7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 [) m# U  {: M- R- P% h6 q
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 k+ r/ y8 G+ Q0 V/ M2 a
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
- f9 @9 _8 r$ e6 R# P6 w% b; dThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~2 X' U+ z7 p* s( D5 I  z+ ^
keep it up~~. r+ C& G, N: D3 n8 Q- F2 u
cheers

maksim2046

that is great