[English]: Jokes..

小强

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" y4 T# z1 R+ _1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 c' h; w9 R( F" Q9 ?
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 P$ C. e( G: v2 s  c5 w

. w* M, |! s( Y3 l6 [2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! }+ L4 }8 t$ V% _8 ]/ \/ Ma.They give like hell. 8 G( |* C: U. D/ B! K  Q& H" h4 @; N
b.They do not yell.3 a8 U. P$ E" C- O1 Z2 A, I
c.They do not tell., c5 n: a2 g/ i- L3 @6 U
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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  u: W+ W& ~' @3 x( k, t' L3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
4 U: C/ d+ u7 \* @+ \- a HEART to love him,9 Q* y& x8 a' v2 Y, P: J/ v
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
: d  p! m. `8 J7 H5 y+ K: D- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
+ A( |' N/ T5 H+ y; n- a SPADE to bury him!' ]- P8 M8 k6 z6 C" ?

5 u- [/ a$ I) ?; E& `4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! c% @0 M4 w8 YBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 U3 R- O  h/ {7 q

* J3 `& z/ r# f) @5) What is the strongest muscle?+ |% ~$ n; y, k' J4 y
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 m6 Z* O* |& S% E( ?2 h0 I
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' \' S( a/ O& y9 M  `
The arse hole is always in front of you.; L# C  b6 Z. R

4 Z8 G9 v: n& A7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 L4 s# b5 p6 U$ `& J
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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( J9 B- u; b* c# m8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! h& [  ^) F9 I* P( \
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~+ {$ K3 w1 \: n2 a7 i% m
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great