[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
  [) W2 E4 D2 R1 {# D: h+ P99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 ]1 Z$ v% [& K! N6 U& U9 o. i) p
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 o# z3 Z) j! b6 n) Ea.They give like hell. & u, T( I6 }$ a
b.They do not yell.
* P- a" M0 L5 G- V* N. ?c.They do not tell.# D) Y, T0 x* e9 }- R& k9 `% {1 T
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 `/ s+ L6 U% h. x

" ]1 v: A/ l# ^8 O3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
: m- x# |! X1 D" ]- G- a HEART to love him,
8 T. c8 ]  P. y% Q- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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2 Y# ?1 n( p4 S0 Q- a SPADE to bury him!! A+ g6 @. a1 j, U5 p7 t& R8 q

& ^5 Y/ n" q$ ~# c* R1 w4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) F( w. _% I7 dBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 G  g6 P& ]) m, F1 h! d; e; C

$ b- o7 o+ m- b$ `$ y7 ]& k5) What is the strongest muscle?1 o, F% Y4 c5 ?+ ?1 v8 R. j( b
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' b! u3 m" r/ G8 sThe arse hole is always in front of you., }7 P9 F, o% F
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
6 E) T, x4 r4 Y# R8 NWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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3 e# @( U) S! _! _8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 V( O" T% ]; @& Y7 Z3 @
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~0 N, g: }7 ~! m! V
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great