[English]: Jokes..

小强

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6 A) u' ~! |5 l/ q: l; y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' I9 [8 W' Q, t& w1 D99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; h% P8 o, q; i/ j! R
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  m  I: ~' {$ f  S9 H* t8 F1 g; G
a.They give like hell. 3 b) g# u" D) i% [# ?! @& X
b.They do not yell.
/ F! n% w3 i- p9 bc.They do not tell.
8 F7 l' ~4 K2 r7 D- Td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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  T2 T4 Y% B9 {3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  v1 T( t! t$ Q* |4 t: B
- a HEART to love him,! w, ]4 M3 D5 n& T: {( T6 ~
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
/ J$ j2 S5 k+ N: s( c- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- ]4 C& Y& F9 {4 _4 Q! S0 K& Y7 d- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. s1 r7 Z  R) G, F! sBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?% l: y! v* k9 K& M/ M
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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# [9 T; P! K) o; A. B6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" n8 j! w2 q, X! B
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) f  i& K; `4 g! N- f9 d$ U
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 G- g% s& C& @0 g: a7 \

/ D1 W9 ~' a" i$ s. P! N! l8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 c  n5 m9 I. T+ M+ yThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~" j6 h% m  V! `- e: `
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great