[English]: Jokes..

小强

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. g* ~/ A9 h5 G( }1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 Y* H' O9 {' L$ n6 r+ q! Q
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: F0 p* f* C7 P- y0 e
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
7 `) c/ L: z6 d# }- ~. E+ Ia.They give like hell. 2 m) F4 |8 u5 G' u0 k( B9 B% J+ R
b.They do not yell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* A$ i2 @) I5 u) w1 }7 y
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
8 }! d4 v9 Y% ~1 _) v8 y- a HEART to love him,9 k; c2 l. F- P* b
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
5 O# Y: d3 e: i3 a. u5 n5 _( p+ R- a CLUB to smash his head in, and; T3 a- c6 @( z9 Q+ }- o' |; e, f
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* K& u: u% i1 Q2 O& `7 i+ a
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later; ~/ P  {! n9 P5 a2 R4 s, J# J1 s
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5) What is the strongest muscle?5 q/ K2 n+ ?' m; ]# d
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?& j, j% o& z1 @+ Q5 t
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! @2 e' g. M& L  O, K
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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4 W7 M% N6 u7 I9 \8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" o3 ^- N2 y4 _) ]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great