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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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0 z0 Z4 ^ z! [1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
\' c- g! e9 K9 x. _- d, L99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence3 V2 |# g" C; ]1 T% W
6 Q! @. e1 C" `2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? w6 H. ~7 B; A. r9 a
a.They give like hell.
( `3 q; P/ n" t/ F: O$ ^2 B* D) db.They do not yell.5 r4 ?9 V- y; H( h
c.They do not tell.; }- O0 @7 V8 A: H3 P: ]$ z. e9 ?( P
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 ] i5 X/ L2 h1 ]0 V" b+ ]
- a HEART to love him,' P0 C5 _, o5 @% B
- a DIAMOND to marry him,! P1 p6 w0 R+ ~
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 k3 Q# R t1 X
- a SPADE to bury him!8 k5 [2 R$ f G/ y9 }6 R/ h- c
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# _! n$ ]5 o, L: V; k
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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0 Z# F% Y- F/ E" i$ k0 X5) What is the strongest muscle?0 N+ O4 ]; b2 s
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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1 i- \9 k0 B1 B X. k ]$ C6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" d+ z! [; U4 V6 ^6 F& e7 `! ^+ ~& `The arse hole is always in front of you.: X! a/ A- N. w& G" [
8 f# }$ f) g; J' O7 \7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. [) }' M/ U, P/ E0 FWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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1 s8 Y. U/ G( d8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?& i) t+ q. V$ J. `, _6 |, Z& C
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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