[English]: Jokes..

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8 K& k, `0 P" g1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
7 p+ Q7 c2 c3 l( \99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" q( w4 Z' [0 ]3 ~+ D

5 D6 K- _0 F$ }6 J2 [# E! U+ I2 ~2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& k  w" C) Z: ?% Ka.They give like hell. * n( a; Z7 G; v
b.They do not yell.
2 j% _5 D! z% j" j2 z% D& i9 G6 l; dc.They do not tell.1 u3 Y, m- D- g  u
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 ?* W2 m" J8 s

2 y0 K* [0 A  P/ k- K! i3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. I. b! q7 `3 K- i: O/ f& b
- a HEART to love him,  `# S/ T4 Q5 `  s4 p- y
- a DIAMOND to marry him,1 y; J0 \: L- r- i+ ^6 S$ y8 l
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 X7 j6 h4 E2 S8 f- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 }1 E+ }+ z: `' j
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
6 L0 K; v3 U) T7 x1 A0 p! LThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) z' n* t! I1 T% K

% T3 `5 v# n6 D$ D8 B6 S; W6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( b) k' J6 W8 y! iThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 V( i0 T- T1 C7 W4 nWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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! X$ c4 m/ e2 E0 S0 X2 A; g: f/ x8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?  ~0 H+ H' i! A0 o
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great