[English]: Jokes..

小强

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2 b+ {: a2 {  N% L0 D% C1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. ]' z0 d) y3 F3 @/ Z5 d99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& h( i) O  a* O0 [; B* k/ T

- I5 Q% b' j2 @" |2 Y2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 |) U7 `& E  U9 d$ r( n1 i( _
a.They give like hell. 6 b  Y4 V- l  s* X
b.They do not yell.7 {" x8 X* k( T) N0 r6 N  I" l
c.They do not tell.8 C9 N) P/ x- H6 o4 x0 p
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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6 |5 j( @" m# g- _' E7 y7 o3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* U* A1 w, m# c  |1 `4 u
- a HEART to love him,
  F. E' M4 j1 t" R* W, b- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ y! ]4 s- h7 P, s4 d7 g  g% H6 {- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" D* U' ]1 i1 a) Z* D+ v% X- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
; n! ^# N4 L0 |4 ?" b. BBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' N- X* S8 m  s$ Z4 g

- V" ]5 ?& y7 Y: _% f: |) G5) What is the strongest muscle?
( i2 I- o3 w3 JThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 n# w9 X' T% P3 c) B

4 s6 X# l! f) l- [$ R7 g% o+ s9 V" d/ S6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ ~! M. p. J) Q% C! r- AThe arse hole is always in front of you.6 D0 u: C; A- C$ v" a2 m

+ }2 h' Y- h# S4 m7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% b5 w& w$ j" q' ~4 F$ DWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 v$ s' h5 N* }
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 o2 N* z% @3 H7 P5 q
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~$ B1 K+ Q# P" A+ A1 ], [
keep it up~~9 T1 r) M/ d" Z# L
cheers

maksim2046

that is great