[English]: Jokes..

小强

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  _  w7 ^1 E  z9 }# j9 i1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# o) l# I1 A5 b0 Q3 z
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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$ a! r4 F" b) P2 N' z2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* P% l# ?8 J- L( d# v8 p& V
a.They give like hell.
  l" [$ U; n$ Y( w  c! ub.They do not yell.  `7 q0 T# |/ H+ A5 y0 a
c.They do not tell.
3 Z1 @/ H; l1 d2 t- z* ld.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% N8 P/ q/ N! C- X- ~/ `

" L& {( r2 |0 h3 ]8 G# N: g! x3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
* O% h1 a9 |6 w+ c" \3 H- a HEART to love him,  U# s9 P4 W7 o$ f$ h/ N# G) E
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
8 G8 H- c5 r1 ~  e' V! Z1 p6 S- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
: A. y! `; u# D5 l! d9 v: _$ n- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! \0 d! Q1 \5 X' f. n. C3 G6 y; aBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
) w# Q7 Y  D8 J/ H$ nThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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! m3 ?9 j7 E4 F- l  L' \$ _9 a1 ]6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 d- O. Z6 U# J+ h
The arse hole is always in front of you.7 m8 I: \3 p: H$ f* a# K* n

& D) z5 R- g) H4 q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! m" v# j/ e  p
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 i* ~8 O% Z/ c, E6 F9 }6 V% R. ~
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great