[English]: Jokes..

小强

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2 Q- N3 Q" M! V) L1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
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! \8 w8 I5 ~) p9 a2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: }4 c, a, Y+ }" c$ s( C6 o
a.They give like hell.
' ?! \# y& S/ P% r( rb.They do not yell.
9 \5 F2 _! \4 H. _; Zc.They do not tell.
' P! z4 f! D. pd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3 ^) Z2 `) p* b) X# _3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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5 r  f) U! V% Y* B$ N2 T- a DIAMOND to marry him,& U" d3 q  m" U2 I! `0 R+ \# l
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and# F, H2 [7 s4 G
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ V$ E, @( j: g* a
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?- W5 f# Q8 V$ z  Z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ N! `( Y  ]7 q! Y- J
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: W  _# _* ]5 I( I6 L
The arse hole is always in front of you.$ a; S/ W, a% j* M
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
; l- b9 Z3 W; }9 V+ L" {When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: S2 V' Z0 a4 _1 }The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~) n. V) r7 {% u5 F6 H' U
keep it up~~0 g  {5 W0 t9 z0 l8 j: Z3 I
cheers

maksim2046

that is great