[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ K0 X4 E  t% H2 |
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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8 M! |1 R8 c! E$ p# ^: L. j" o2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* |. k9 p) |5 b% V( Q% Sa.They give like hell.
1 I4 K# ^! g8 Y' P3 W* e8 G: Sb.They do not yell.
( a, ^7 |; H* {8 |9 wc.They do not tell.
( L6 D$ z/ A- s: X9 a& [$ ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) O, V4 q3 g, i( Q2 ^- D* c
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
5 g1 f# _! y0 _, S- a HEART to love him,
) P0 n% n% N+ @. N- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 H  m$ i0 q8 `- [/ c- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" u. x, B, l  }5 v
- a SPADE to bury him!
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8 ?' e" ]" U: n4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 q1 ]- _. @) m9 Y+ A0 E
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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, |/ R- v, b: C2 x. J$ k5) What is the strongest muscle?  u2 S7 a. |0 ~4 l5 _4 s
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6 U& U$ E3 i  m, f4 f* b: z3 f6 Z4 l6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- c) u8 l3 w) B% ?
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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% \' P+ S& a% m. l: q6 {& }  p7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 R; k- R  o$ h" T/ z! h8 QWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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. d( k5 l6 X' H3 F; x! v8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: o& N1 e( C1 D; H. n
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~0 b" g$ P1 _% S7 m) n$ ~9 v4 c! U6 n
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great