[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' K% O% o: o" d$ F4 f1 z! }
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence$ i; O& F) B) c% W( Q. d% r7 N* F
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) B6 N5 B+ U1 Z( s' @/ {
a.They give like hell.
! g) y( Q/ L6 b0 {7 b3 m/ eb.They do not yell.. a! d9 O* `! W0 U, i, _
c.They do not tell.
1 t2 V' T; ?7 G9 rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 L/ E; N7 L( w/ ^$ i
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 b5 l' S4 s3 o* @8 B
- a HEART to love him,6 H4 V- Z( u' X9 a/ Z2 R: j
- a DIAMOND to marry him,: a2 R. K; A& E6 k1 M  r! W3 ?% O
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ a; _8 {; v: T" m- w
- a SPADE to bury him!
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3 q1 A6 f5 [) N3 F1 P4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
8 w- j: f2 }0 {0 `# f# pBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 k2 N) e3 k. c0 d- s1 ~The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 Z9 c4 \  \, {5 F, l
The arse hole is always in front of you.7 ]3 I0 c( u3 P, r

: n) p. A/ T' W3 ~& d- [# Q$ k* e7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% A4 b  c2 \5 m: p6 c# mWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ e6 @' m1 s3 h
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great