[English]: Jokes..

小强

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* N0 z2 i7 {+ E9 g1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 ]3 C* E. s$ [4 d' r
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 Z- P5 {# j% O* N. X; z

0 r; {" u' [( v$ {  _2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* o* Q* j% u5 r# L) k4 J
a.They give like hell. ! `! _$ P" h* S; y& p* o' U
b.They do not yell.- L2 _/ i7 b: z- P6 n2 F
c.They do not tell.  }) _+ }2 s- W. F& q/ D( i2 i; Y' G' d
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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7 N" X. }6 C+ K; ?8 |2 x3 i4 \3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# s- Q& r4 J: M# c5 s+ Z
- a HEART to love him,
8 M% z% T# S, T) z# |- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 O" Q- [2 {) ~. G4 A' C0 Q- ]/ x9 x
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. \' I6 i# s% q
- a SPADE to bury him!
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' M/ X& {4 \! G7 G0 F6 x2 }0 ?4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 C( s, E# F( D* ~" |- l% l
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
  h/ C! h/ u% y# x9 [4 P% pThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 T3 v- T. _' _* B1 `7 l/ _" sThe arse hole is always in front of you.! I0 w& ?2 f6 h8 E

$ f& c/ u* |3 q# M+ [! l7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. ]8 t, v  H3 R- w' Y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 v+ s4 e# T( Y
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~7 c( ]- m4 g7 `- a* C
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great