[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& g4 n- j# \4 S) {
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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% y( `& u# n6 f2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
2 I# n* b' G8 c; ?$ Ga.They give like hell.
- Q  v0 W# G; |3 @% R- p+ Gb.They do not yell.
  H. O4 A* ?! g' Q  w4 }1 P# pc.They do not tell.
" H: D5 m9 H- q8 Sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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; r7 Q7 y) Q% z- S4 N3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" U" d9 ]+ T+ y5 c9 s# S
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ z8 h) r2 f2 S: F$ q. u
- a SPADE to bury him!* p" F, }: S6 s5 `
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0 X+ a- q. q- L: w: Y
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
: D/ _) r4 D; E9 WThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 N0 |! Q9 H  f$ s
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 F) q  J7 M# H" H: j, `
The arse hole is always in front of you.5 L9 g8 f6 N3 q2 v" V

- @, b- P  y+ M7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ f' |* o; _, q9 c
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!" w7 R1 I3 V5 @6 e/ [
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- M6 p7 u+ r) \3 ^
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
2 j7 W, z1 q" B$ N, \keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great