[English]: Jokes..

小强

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* F3 s, a1 M7 J$ [5 z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 T! G% ^# T, y/ E  d4 G' f0 N
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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  x/ l4 G$ D& G# I2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. m' q; Z5 |. ^: a& \
a.They give like hell.
% H: ^+ x' K5 y6 q! r" S2 i0 xb.They do not yell.
' d% T3 b% `/ v: {* a; Z: X9 U1 w8 tc.They do not tell.
8 J. J9 b6 j+ l! Yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- H' s9 ^( Q) Q4 h( @
- a HEART to love him,( e2 A) {" I( u: J& }* F
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
  j* W- V' d" \3 U/ _. I9 Q! {7 j# y6 O- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 w, {) }; G8 E, }; Y. N
- a SPADE to bury him!4 E% _6 y& _  |4 {2 K' x

9 c3 g& Q% s) S4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?: \# V0 Y$ ~) P% o8 p
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?* \5 d& I# ~6 }, O3 X
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! B/ K0 s. G: q% v# I
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( W" I2 Z9 I7 H5 @' r
The arse hole is always in front of you.  e! y. ?% Z+ J+ W6 @

, {( W' \( z3 @5 Z% i7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9 H6 q9 _; U9 I9 V8 h  W: }1 BWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
+ W  s3 [; p; w7 O8 a( m6 q' b2 x3 SThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~7 e  S* P7 M  ^, j' t5 ^
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great