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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- H& s/ A4 D: x" d* t/ j+ ]7 _. q- N99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 m: j ]% E) j/ |) ]
a.They give like hell. `& ^5 y+ J* t2 q3 V( @
b.They do not yell.
! P; X: X Q, j5 E: ^+ @c.They do not tell.& y# Z2 d4 J5 t& ~/ n
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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8 k" s8 t; w$ K9 J9 V% e3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
. b. h0 W5 T% i- a- a HEART to love him,
, r4 w! y0 D& S' M9 [8 X: W$ I- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 ^: a* e9 z4 _4 _- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& T {+ Q. i ]+ q( [. v/ }- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
3 V5 q/ a' p2 K ^Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: g7 o( p/ g8 G0 K& ~ m- h4 T# Q
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5) What is the strongest muscle?- f/ {% k, B7 o2 |. m( H- Z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 Z/ d) H0 K# o
( E& {, ^- p3 J0 Z( y/ ?* g7 P6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?2 m! s9 a$ A9 s/ j1 |5 D, H. O
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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3 c+ z0 k' M& [+ B7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?9 g$ C/ V3 z9 z* K# j
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ G1 F' ^/ S3 v8 U7 f% h) `) ~) `- @' _
* }: [$ w6 n3 g* X; H" L" {8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, H' Y% @+ o+ x- FThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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