[English]: Jokes..

小强

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& U9 M4 e- u- u" g2 D; d1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( {* ?1 F( B3 ~0 \; e4 t; ]3 L9 D99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence$ C/ _6 x1 H" ^1 H+ m
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 D0 D; @! t  ^0 U
a.They give like hell. $ f) D8 ?( F0 ]8 @
b.They do not yell.
0 V' z7 t7 L& S  i3 y4 [c.They do not tell.3 T' B( B; w) T+ t/ l; h$ c" ~
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.* t/ j/ s/ q, u+ q) ~3 n8 O
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
, s; t+ ^& m' }8 D0 ?! h* ^1 k- a HEART to love him,
' K. n5 a. D3 G+ T8 a  Z; q1 R- a DIAMOND to marry him,% h0 A3 D: X- t5 \* O& [4 j
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ W  S3 _5 ^7 V, N' l) @
- a SPADE to bury him!( _6 b, _1 O' t- ~

, J0 \8 ]" v8 Y- D3 W1 y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! J( W8 L  a9 Q" aBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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8 P) b; P7 h8 Y& j7 O: P5) What is the strongest muscle?# A& B* S) _, L) O: }* t
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* I6 {) q$ a6 n' \1 X

) w. }2 U2 S; C; Y8 ?6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?& K, p/ R; x, ~# z9 `8 @# `
The arse hole is always in front of you.1 ]3 P0 v7 B" L2 t! u

5 D) t8 ^4 l- T7 {0 u: N3 ]: @7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) ~) w  o; E- r' h$ C
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 W! a# O, z. n- @The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
- ]. O4 U+ p6 e2 Ukeep it up~~  l8 G1 Z. w  Y* A& j: A
cheers

maksim2046

that is great