[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 _: l3 e2 T  X( q. z" J# v
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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5 o4 O6 l( W  E+ N2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 Y: t7 Y1 G( ?% \$ n2 |/ a
a.They give like hell. $ i! @5 y' D( m: t, V
b.They do not yell.
2 [: F5 G3 k5 i( e8 oc.They do not tell.
# O* k1 ?; [& k5 F& g- N9 N) l2 Fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ r7 X  b. M% {# S$ u& }9 z

% V% s; V) `3 G2 x/ z; m# N3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 y. G  ?$ `/ G: _+ s* O- a HEART to love him,
% x# o& T8 m) g; X) e! K4 f' l2 M- a DIAMOND to marry him,
* N# y3 U) x+ G1 H, _! `& M1 e; I' T- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
5 m5 G) p( F- j3 i, z- k* E# v+ I' C- a SPADE to bury him!
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# O; T' U! J% c0 h( i" d4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
  n! `: L  a6 yBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 F3 F, h9 O; H' y2 v( M# G4 ]9 n

3 [1 y! h4 G3 c" Z5) What is the strongest muscle?% Z  K3 R  }6 U
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 E1 j7 R& o$ T; V# ~# p7 g

8 o* ?& n, t* F/ M7 o& B6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( d+ C$ S( B8 e; R& X# o: g$ H1 `! WThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 ?0 `. e% s4 w7 W& W
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! ~$ [9 w; L& _* M; @0 Q; j2 R

2 [* y* x+ e+ B9 t& \& o! ?- t8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! B: u; ^' T  H" Y
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~4 l/ X+ j, r) M- }% J
keep it up~~* X3 |8 H% c' S5 ?
cheers

maksim2046

that is great