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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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, R; F4 e" i) E" M1 x" C _1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ A3 v; r+ Y# @6 G0 L" B N
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; ~6 [( G% g$ g; K4 S; q
5 e. W9 Y/ T! X, _2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- u/ B, q& ~5 {
a.They give like hell.
) O3 e- f9 ^9 v" f5 U, ob.They do not yell.8 [+ C! _4 D" C; P8 u0 [0 h$ R5 Q% _
c.They do not tell., E! ?% {: H3 l2 r. X) O0 F
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 J Z5 \" {5 g7 k( v
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) U9 a1 I7 e( @4 w: }
- a HEART to love him,) b. [5 v% C- r
- a DIAMOND to marry him,! x$ s. u0 q* z5 I# o
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
) y* Y- Z" y: i- a SPADE to bury him!2 G/ `# ]+ Z- M9 A9 H
- X( w: X% N9 J: U# k4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 P+ i3 k0 D# m6 f1 u% f x5 i' V
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later$ f+ W2 Q* s6 p7 i
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
" B! K# y& B8 h3 O( _ jThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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+ ?& o. x1 {0 a- q( b% X' p7 k' m6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
; d7 j' f$ b9 O# |The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 V2 w5 j+ v2 K2 M6 P1 ~1 fWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 }# K: d2 ?1 }7 ^% L( iThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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