[English]: Jokes..

小强

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6 O& J3 v$ L. b; @0 |* o1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job  q. M: p4 V& C" n+ H
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% k1 V% t" H3 Q/ N& v

/ A+ `; d1 Z: H2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
. K7 Q- V" y9 {8 O" Q% pa.They give like hell. & _% q! O6 X2 W0 g$ a" s7 }1 N# C
b.They do not yell.7 S8 S+ {( o+ ?& ?3 ]# \: s  _$ H
c.They do not tell.- {2 i8 t( y; _5 d1 y9 u
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
8 B7 \& ~6 E' P, L* {- a HEART to love him,
1 }. L# r2 A9 C, w- a DIAMOND to marry him,* o- z: X3 _) {) U7 F  q& \% s
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and  N0 \9 ~, ?$ G
- a SPADE to bury him!4 m% g5 `. u, N1 g5 Y1 J

# \  v: F# `0 \( j4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; M$ e+ J; C9 r+ |' |' k5 o6 G9 d
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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/ p' H7 U( r2 m6 s+ l$ \' R) ?+ E2 d5) What is the strongest muscle?' }+ @/ j/ ]# x6 M4 i1 |
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
! Y" M# a' F) l  [0 uThe arse hole is always in front of you.' @4 O7 [( `$ G7 I7 [6 _1 A$ l( E: K$ w) H

" y# M/ i& q, _7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
$ c5 A; j7 `7 z# H7 R6 p! c8 eWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 N( s5 w8 B/ ?$ h' `8 p. O! A: ^! {# Z
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" v& U; K6 S1 X# @" Z3 a- NThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
) [/ z4 }/ Z; Q5 ^keep it up~~( r% \  o3 ~2 Z# C3 g2 ^+ @
cheers

maksim2046

that is great