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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- m# F M5 c8 ^5 ~/ ^# e- a' C
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence7 G2 D; l4 {- a, a) k
2 N- L. P# V7 `7 C+ W2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& d& U4 M- j9 u! M" la.They give like hell.
1 P$ q8 z1 [3 Z7 M6 F- qb.They do not yell.
4 ^+ J% o) r' p* Sc.They do not tell., |' }; ?- Q( p, N
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
' M/ z/ ^. A8 P, W- a HEART to love him,: i2 \" C) h( p" I
- a DIAMOND to marry him,; J% N4 H* {. G) K# y- z. T& @
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" o- I8 n& f/ D; N1 }3 s8 K4 p
- a SPADE to bury him!
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1 L5 o g1 a7 K% C4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
$ `6 Z5 Y9 w& l: o( H( uBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
. d! G5 k6 L& L c- PThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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. ^9 q5 t) b$ \" @8 J0 ]6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ z3 M( J& n) M* S5 i. ]6 K. c1 r8 x
The arse hole is always in front of you.& h# W: O& ?" n$ ~/ ^
; T2 B, O9 ]" x8 X/ \7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% x) O# \8 V- f8 ~6 k' o: L# |When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?' M# m. B0 W; m) A2 i' L: r6 X
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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