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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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. H7 O9 p) Y0 Y1 m1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ p- T5 @/ U8 q. [99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' o4 ^3 B2 [0 L h }2 Za.They give like hell.
5 p% ]3 R! e. N" p8 ob.They do not yell.2 q" O8 t2 b0 A" N( M- u- l, z
c.They do not tell.+ G& G1 g6 `3 |% {3 K0 ]* R
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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/ V5 j; Q! h" a; h, v3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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+ z3 F( Q+ o6 V+ Z) I; g% R) ^- a SPADE to bury him!
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" O+ l$ b3 _, a8 {+ ]4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! a' D6 |9 j1 l7 w
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 |9 E7 }. T3 v2 p
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5) What is the strongest muscle?8 H* A8 L- m* A, v! t8 [4 r
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
4 A$ R8 L- e9 l$ SThe arse hole is always in front of you.( _4 G" l/ O0 N* b1 m h% k/ W
`, ~+ e! z! p5 r7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" d4 h0 \. y% V3 r' v
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" D; U+ F# _2 Y- |& F* h2 EThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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