[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ I' _7 ^1 f" K* c8 T0 p0 e99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 P# @& _# _' M; L& l- E4 g6 D
a.They give like hell.
8 C+ I! _) i/ n4 bb.They do not yell.6 h/ X8 x* T, Y" B' J0 Z
c.They do not tell.
6 a! s7 T$ c* e3 ed.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 m4 o8 S" X) Z" Q) {" k* u
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ ^+ B( _2 M% K- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
2 _+ ]2 \7 b) P; e" C' c# k# Z- a SPADE to bury him!2 S% W$ W* u8 i) J- g

1 o+ z4 b) ~7 F4 u6 `4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
  P# m' X; h3 g1 V& h' V( i5 N6 JBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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7 U, O8 A+ ~1 @5) What is the strongest muscle?
' H; Z5 Y$ }6 X9 G% d. ~The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 d4 g' l0 r' J3 h

7 k) H1 I$ O& I. Q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' I/ h% {; B! ?! V
The arse hole is always in front of you.4 u) d! W* S: q0 Q

5 j9 S# T$ G" t, A7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% y/ |% J& Q5 l! e2 F( ?* U
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! y4 }$ k( f4 x" k/ O5 x- RThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
; E/ G. |$ `0 xkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great