[English]: Jokes..

小强

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: f* L: H2 x5 {! w# r: p  G( l1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# K. ~' h% W& y5 ^  l! w
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: ^% p3 ?/ C7 P- K

7 L% K# M6 E' v  \( w5 M2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
  Q$ S! D% Y% T) q) Ta.They give like hell. 6 [- K' F2 Q# z2 ]% K" F
b.They do not yell.1 O  ?! ]$ ~* t' J! a; y5 E& x4 q1 g
c.They do not tell.
* `( D) I" B, S, S2 Z: Ld.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
  @+ [% D8 O- D! y- a HEART to love him,/ I" N- k& ^/ N" l. Y4 u4 B! r
- a DIAMOND to marry him,% u1 ]* {& ~$ s! @
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and; R5 {' {8 G" `% C5 M
- a SPADE to bury him!
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- ]; L$ q9 N1 ~/ p4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?3 f& y0 X0 l( `" @( k
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' N4 M+ Q/ _: H5 ]; ~5 I1 a
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
  B1 a. R" P) f! S0 w- x0 A$ ~6 kThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 V5 a' G$ ]; A* q9 C& Z( w

& `( R- i: r( V- \" ~) X# L# K6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
4 W7 x. P2 s8 H1 N% {3 d; bThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
6 M  `, |( X/ j" R1 \: R; [When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!  n% o! n1 @: Q. g- a
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
+ K6 D# k3 X3 QThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
5 T0 W2 j+ N4 L# Qkeep it up~~4 G1 `; M5 s+ a
cheers

maksim2046

that is great