[English]: Jokes..

小强

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5 ?, N2 B- K5 I3 X& X1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 C5 ^3 q( h/ H+ z) I
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: e! Y0 G8 ~: i+ y/ A

/ x6 Q' Z: i7 E: Y1 x2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 v8 S. y# h) N: j" oa.They give like hell.
: q/ }  b3 v2 O5 P- Vb.They do not yell.
( [  j$ Y7 J7 ^c.They do not tell.
# ~; f5 x. l. f" M. t& x' f( \# h6 Jd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) k. x% K8 {) h. v# w  o8 v
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
; p6 h& e6 Q1 Z: }% s9 Q  X- a HEART to love him,
+ a  p$ j3 F7 E: i, H" `. V- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ r0 N2 k2 ?& `/ I6 A" U/ G4 R- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. b" z+ k7 N6 z- a SPADE to bury him!. O$ h: W, {, ?
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ k: I( Z0 P( p% c& J9 O# D
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
& ~& f0 \: K: J/ [  u% i; [: u: }The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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! a3 Y! n* O% O9 M2 s6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) r% v. K% ~0 C/ {+ ]  Z
The arse hole is always in front of you." x* [$ }& a% z1 Z" T

+ L$ o# C' A8 y+ e% b7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& M% i5 v1 q' t4 n
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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% {/ K+ h1 o4 t8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 j& ^) A- C9 I: M7 d% ]5 g; ^; a
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great