[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ N  H+ {- ~) k- B; x# Z
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 ]" R/ @% u6 G. h

, I: {$ L8 X# f6 y8 d2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# p6 w* H$ q! ~2 `# k9 m2 q
a.They give like hell. - _5 p5 L, Y# y. g: K% ~
b.They do not yell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' u) n7 p' g* J; Y5 e3 T! D
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
& ^4 q- L* m6 z0 N2 I* W- a HEART to love him,
$ J" G$ ^/ ^  J$ B6 M- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 T! c- |1 u8 M7 l% t3 j6 n
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
( R0 [' N6 F4 T0 l' h4 U! j& `- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) F2 c6 i; h( j6 S! N5 R
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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2 ]9 H0 d3 g8 s5 t& Q( b5) What is the strongest muscle?
) u# _/ w: S; `% E: vThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ o& `( w4 c! C
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' @. g7 S) I, ~0 @% JThe arse hole is always in front of you.2 `( S; }" N4 L9 |6 O
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
  m/ P) {( h6 v- q1 hWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& |# Z# D' X; _9 W% L

  F2 L% `  f& s1 a$ C4 ~3 [8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 J" ?$ X+ B6 Q* w5 |
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great