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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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3 H1 \) b8 k0 @5 X8 F8 g. B! j1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: w& c; Z0 ?: y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 T8 T4 C/ g4 f4 ?1 s6 T8 l
7 U: q+ m# V ~/ M) {2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: c( O6 J R: R @
a.They give like hell. & H' ~) g1 F. l* Y! P
b.They do not yell.3 M& G. h" m0 m/ T$ o, n
c.They do not tell.6 L& V5 J% B5 }7 ]( D
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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' m% }/ K8 @' y/ ~0 p; v( p4 |) d3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:$ w* w) h; y# s4 l. @
- a HEART to love him,
9 W# ^' o! `% E: D# h4 `7 J- a DIAMOND to marry him,
N: E. {+ q$ P6 I- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ A9 S4 s1 I* [- [4 D. u
- a SPADE to bury him!5 k" t9 H; G0 T4 S9 l$ x
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
+ E( }3 r8 Y% ?Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 S2 {9 ^/ y2 u0 m: H" [2 p
, G# T5 S* [3 d5) What is the strongest muscle?1 f2 L% d; x, s
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) K+ j) s8 W ^* Y" p- T! b
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) s5 `% U8 }$ Q/ Y
The arse hole is always in front of you.7 [# x7 o$ U% k; Z% c
8 Z+ y* e' B( v r8 m# w; ~7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 i v0 O+ c5 d0 hWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?) }7 X3 C! s% E1 v3 E
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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