[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! a6 A- y0 {* A' I8 r" }! N
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 A  \4 i9 \; A3 }9 H
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
6 [: u" m# Z+ Na.They give like hell.
# L5 M( l6 d8 p; _b.They do not yell.
% {3 W& t2 _5 W4 D: {$ Zc.They do not tell.
6 @3 \/ o* C: S$ P7 I7 Yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: J: U( i* X5 Q. q: R3 S3 b. }: w7 l

; h2 j. {! F0 `* a/ y7 {0 i3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) u6 w5 M4 h1 p' l; ^. R$ O
- a HEART to love him,6 ?( _/ ~8 ?7 d% `, ]
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?5 \, u; u, {2 G1 g4 A1 a% @
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
) V6 e7 @8 F/ M# sThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 B5 H% p, j  i- C. U( E& a

: N/ K  L7 y% n& S6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ j$ N" b6 U7 _% H" U
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" O) ^; H8 S+ n# I9 lWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 o& X- t  T6 B
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ N/ r/ r4 M) g$ H& Y, o( R
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great