[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: N4 D9 t' e$ K  D" R$ N99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; y) i. m+ |& B; {" Q. H4 r
a.They give like hell. ! m) ^* t( g2 \
b.They do not yell.
8 E# i0 f1 ~! j; Cc.They do not tell.. z7 q4 Z0 d) c
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:; C# Y; y% e+ ?  i* L) H7 `! z) W
- a HEART to love him,
- j* T6 E6 t, H- a DIAMOND to marry him," R0 c4 v' V1 `( O/ ?% z
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 f: m/ c( p0 U1 G- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?' e( e/ t4 ^1 D$ o; A& }) u4 F' |
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& Q; j3 A2 c+ G( v
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
! I5 R3 a4 M& x" `% \5 hThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 w9 G4 y. F! H
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
- r) ~8 F  m( Q& w. V9 Y5 K( o6 UThe arse hole is always in front of you.% b8 @5 Q3 _. z. m& h) i" H7 j0 Z. U) t
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- c( m7 k/ F  y* d% D
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
- x. L9 P, u9 o1 ~* Y8 c6 D3 m/ OThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~1 }5 m) }- P! K+ Q) t
keep it up~~) U* [1 y9 p7 W+ r7 W
cheers

maksim2046

that is great