[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 _) ~3 `( _- {. a6 y2 n6 r
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 p# _+ \+ ~0 k3 H) ]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
; H. N) \8 d* Ua.They give like hell.
- G& E2 A8 x9 B- Lb.They do not yell.! Z& X. _& g3 P* x' ]
c.They do not tell.! F  \' m+ B' n
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# S) J2 z! D1 D8 B6 Y

, D  t5 p9 j4 [) c! U6 O3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
$ x! E, n! l1 _9 A; Q6 J, ]: f! h4 T  b- a HEART to love him,
# ~/ H7 S1 k4 p* M9 d  h. F! v- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 L. W4 J" O0 t# ^- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
, H5 b  x$ t7 i- a SPADE to bury him!6 d: A6 N1 P2 |+ W( T! B
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
3 E, O$ e6 i1 O% Y* hBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: G& E6 `6 @( \1 k7 ^* E) p$ Q

! A8 M4 R( f( Z: d5 ~5) What is the strongest muscle?
- m4 @- O! H( I$ o% s- fThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 J( Z8 A1 w/ j/ K

& w: x; u/ |' W: b& O8 h6 D$ w. ^! V6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
; c- m1 R! P; d- H0 n* }3 H* L* pThe arse hole is always in front of you." B$ @& a8 r$ c5 b1 l0 Z% d1 g

( X5 U3 n) L. i( Y0 b8 l+ j7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?9 h4 i* k* w. ?6 K" G; \" p6 }" u* t
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?% d. B9 w/ ?; R+ s* k) f  C/ ~
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~" O( J. I/ j! K. ^" l, s
keep it up~~
; x/ ~! o3 X/ l1 X# t, Mcheers

maksim2046

that is great