[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* `; I" c- h& ^1 t( G6 [
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# ]& Q" {7 D5 Y; p9 g

, I; o2 Q+ [2 \3 l! R2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: s3 \2 _' S4 G: O. E, n# Ja.They give like hell.
* J; r! F, K) g% o' s. U' Zb.They do not yell.
1 [$ ?( m7 x) z  T  xc.They do not tell.: c: E6 N- i3 C  g! M* g, B+ T
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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: _- P% Y, W% Q$ `2 b! k) m* _3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ Z9 y5 f: Y2 R6 P
- a HEART to love him,* _0 {9 j) d1 k# I
- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 K) j  a7 k2 x; {
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
; h" m$ B; o+ L) c" l! H  y- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. |; V. H1 B8 N
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
* Q' i0 n9 {9 x3 BThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ L1 F& @- [9 P1 ~; N  }
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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( R) ~  T1 S8 a& O7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ p$ s( [0 t7 _
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 _" }8 h. a4 c% x+ w# sThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~9 L: U1 \9 Z0 h6 _
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great