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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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5 _8 q: v5 S3 k' ` t! l1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 B' T- } L* M99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 u) E9 g3 ~! S9 M
a.They give like hell.
( I- u( h& `: `2 W# b, Bb.They do not yell.. `2 |0 w `' k2 q% ]* K
c.They do not tell.
( b1 g! Z1 u0 T, p# jd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 `' q+ k3 W8 D
- a HEART to love him,
9 M. g, G1 [0 X% m4 ^- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! M' ?, f h7 P# l1 R! p4 l- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
/ v. k+ l: a; e+ o. m- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 N$ Z& V) q3 c) M- p0 v
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 m9 I! [* p- }/ l$ e! N7 t" m# B4 {
/ x! C7 R9 E+ U4 h5) What is the strongest muscle?
( U' g: r9 k) Z6 Q6 _$ e8 NThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 v4 {: y8 z: f. `# M8 @0 i
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, L6 Z: b6 X+ F" Y
The arse hole is always in front of you.% D. ?* H. u" k8 x. j" _
# q- V7 V4 }+ |0 A7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. P1 n! f K4 g/ N3 t+ ^When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& L( `, y/ A! H% V. B" iThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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