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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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' J2 D8 ?* j7 O0 R6 |1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! d, ~8 j8 h. i0 X) D8 Y1 M- W
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& x7 |7 T' M( ~2 Q8 n/ ], ]
5 f7 j& D; b+ ~( p2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& |7 ~* r: A4 H2 E
a.They give like hell.
- A) ^% a, n4 t! R7 @b.They do not yell.* m% K2 f, t: ?" V! b, ^
c.They do not tell.
u: n2 `* h& e% E! `& ?d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 y9 _4 D* w$ Y& ?; h4 o2 A
$ I+ f( l9 s" e; ^+ K0 w3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:/ O+ \/ c t# p" Q, j) U
- a HEART to love him,6 p; U* x/ x, g- L
- a DIAMOND to marry him,% [; [& w! L+ v& K8 I
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' }7 R a# D$ q- I
- a SPADE to bury him!. }9 m1 `3 F; `4 k$ z0 b
- [ j; p4 K# R4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( b" C' k* M2 [4 W' zBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 m6 S |4 M' `( `( {" M
! I4 I, e, ~3 n$ |- O5) What is the strongest muscle?
; T0 @, [# n$ M! e0 `0 KThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, q9 i9 p w+ Y, _, \+ E- N
+ T$ k( t, n7 j' c: f6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
- P. {+ W) U* n/ ~# c- { I" y0 {5 `% JThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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, G+ ~4 F7 B. r3 H: {7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 \4 ]" V% J6 G& ^ w; r
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 Q" [( N3 m# o: O% ZThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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