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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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7 [& q$ Y! E+ \9 y% q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 T; C# N: \" k2 J
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 G* w4 n2 a" B# ~! M) w3 G5 U* Z
) u: @) u- g' U5 J/ O% o5 Y* m7 ^2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
% _4 Q6 g* ^8 }4 C( Na.They give like hell. " E% g0 h, A2 j8 J: {8 ]4 ~2 \
b.They do not yell.6 ~9 r' C( X# j
c.They do not tell.1 X+ P* I2 R- ?' J* r' z
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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+ [- v' n0 q7 t ?, _2 n/ Z6 A3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 m! R) H# v$ X# _3 n. H* \! \* g: t
- a HEART to love him,+ |* y% U# Q+ x# A1 R! E& P
- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ W& A( F- d) a$ N/ p; ]
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
# G& w: o2 ?' l3 M y* p, e m- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ v2 Q2 s7 {7 z4 ~, h, fBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# L; R0 x0 q' h$ Q
: F' L7 F+ b/ n0 b7 h$ W5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 y& s7 }6 D; j6 e6 h- |. Z* ~The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( F/ I- k! Y. N3 Z
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ M2 b& G) K T/ D' ?The arse hole is always in front of you.' J5 @/ P& X+ q& q4 T, t( P+ \
0 e6 b# x! a* i& \/ B& ~ y! ]7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ p! W6 X1 ^1 U) d
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* U' N) f) \3 M) tThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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