[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1 [/ Q7 m. h2 ?# `: n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( l5 k0 z  E. v$ i) r* D- s( q& e( w* ^
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) M) e' c( v' W/ b) B
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 a. V% G- [; Y; ga.They give like hell.
6 T4 [- O* d9 \+ p: I. u. Cb.They do not yell.
- H: w2 \0 {$ X! j* i7 ^2 ec.They do not tell." P; ]* O3 Y! w, W8 e, }
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3 q! I0 f& L1 [3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
8 p& t; n/ r, J* `! F1 q- a HEART to love him,& X3 r' T9 X" j" p1 ^
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 o8 p1 m/ L0 e" \- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* R7 A8 |  G# `: E3 x
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; j$ N! z+ u& E$ u6 _
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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: ^5 @5 `0 e; p2 O! W) p& M- [1 w5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 z7 f; v# n( w; m; V; D# nThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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) T1 [& R- v9 W5 e6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
: L3 g* C7 ^8 `4 ^* X* S, N8 o. Q4 vThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# V7 `5 a; Z8 l. z7 i& Q
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!" H6 ]0 u5 U3 X* {9 |" O3 D7 V8 L$ d; t
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
/ A% P# ~" ^( S1 vThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~! Y& ^; W1 j" F5 g$ d" D
keep it up~~) }) h1 f& h6 z+ ?. q
cheers

maksim2046

that is great