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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ g1 `& k6 T! T: @+ B
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' `2 R, g) v. a+ }4 Y- P2 _
j: U1 l2 {- V$ P7 s$ q- y$ w, d2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' K4 @! v6 Q! t" l( k0 J; v3 m: ga.They give like hell.
2 W# c/ e6 Z% x& xb.They do not yell.# Q3 K3 ~9 D% c# s5 G7 l
c.They do not tell.
, c8 J+ i s' } J" d5 c, _3 \+ ]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% `5 K1 C$ v7 S2 m8 j4 |
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
) F) { R. s% [! l- a HEART to love him,
9 E& r& S4 l6 S- K7 F- a DIAMOND to marry him,
5 _& |! ?; H/ j( m$ C$ f- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
1 t4 X4 M9 G; K: e& J- a SPADE to bury him!
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# j8 o6 U9 I3 D, Q+ m" L" `' g4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? z1 J5 W0 k$ t/ z+ P# M8 _
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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6 I4 `; g$ N5 k1 u, q5) What is the strongest muscle?
! r3 h b+ B+ P6 Z- GThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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$ [/ f) u' q! J2 }% Q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
, N8 d' o2 R: {9 R6 ?6 {The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 O9 e p; c2 v! A! L" B" d
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! S* X z3 {6 n$ G" j' GThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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