[English]: Jokes..

小强

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# P+ Y+ g6 n1 O% Z7 }  X1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. r+ \0 F" |8 L& T2 }% u99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) r1 q% r( ]! @  j$ V9 m' P4 `
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) `. h& U* T5 e- x+ Y
a.They give like hell. 7 y: V; N  Y, [" j1 {+ R' i
b.They do not yell.
# n8 F% [4 h  e; \; S! Cc.They do not tell.
. x' @. b* D0 z/ Y( u# Z* v1 A" yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% v# g/ m" E+ q% H+ f: k! C1 i% \
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 p9 q' T2 [' a$ x
- a HEART to love him,2 C( S" X* v" a, O4 p
- a DIAMOND to marry him,1 K! p5 p7 p) r; `- d' k! [+ J
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 H8 ~4 {. b% a9 {6 i5 i' a- a SPADE to bury him!% @8 C7 ?- z( k- }9 C5 @
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" x8 \* _7 T. B5 a; t  D) L4 H
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' n% A/ J: K0 f, F# M: }
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 s4 ?; q: V9 U5 kThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( L( }1 e# ]! ?The arse hole is always in front of you.. O0 d, S4 L, N
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ D; B- i2 y% K  g* f
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 G5 T) K# g6 z: O

5 Q( P3 e/ q* r0 O8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ ~1 p) Q. X; j* e- v% S: C3 _) ^The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
% Z1 k' u$ Z- ]9 y3 ekeep it up~~# d+ ?/ D7 ?; k: H4 {: e
cheers

maksim2046

that is great