[English]: Jokes..

小强

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- c3 o3 Y  {+ d; J  o1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- j1 z9 o5 y% W
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 ^) r( D# j5 ]
a.They give like hell. 8 k. P! I% q  [- X+ v& `7 Q; s2 J# g
b.They do not yell.+ c; h3 N+ U$ z3 Z
c.They do not tell.
; ~- e3 X) G( h& U9 f, O' Q3 f2 ~d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 ~4 t7 `& B2 x% e
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
6 `; s+ e. e7 s3 C9 ]; j! E, A8 k- a HEART to love him,
' ~3 A$ z& K: M. P. j- a DIAMOND to marry him,
/ n9 p) q+ @; i2 f3 I+ h- a CLUB to smash his head in, and6 M/ D5 }* o( r6 \" l
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! e0 {! A2 I* O% {
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 F: [& U  @$ e7 @
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 Q" f2 H$ |+ dThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% t% v& ^* L( g( X  W
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ O# S0 G3 f7 u" P0 \& Y# P1 VThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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! g5 f1 B& ]) e6 \7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
; K4 b7 ?( E  k5 j, TWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% q& E6 Z2 S$ N8 {3 I0 D
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 [- \4 a  i$ g5 n9 kThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~! ^) w$ A- u0 ^8 a2 {2 e; {
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great