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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- T# G. ]$ U5 m* } L, Q- A; B99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( z4 \( B/ O: T6 J
% o! B6 s$ V( l# t) Z2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: c8 O' M! e T4 V9 V4 B( Z" Ba.They give like hell.
1 i, X* S- {& @% }9 s4 rb.They do not yell.0 ?, H7 e1 U2 q; f
c.They do not tell.6 _- Y2 P5 n9 r' X* j
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
5 ^. ~$ S9 x1 C0 L2 \- a HEART to love him,* M7 Y/ N9 y) r$ p; O& G. `
- a DIAMOND to marry him,, Q. w0 q# q8 ~( _* V" z# p( q9 @; n
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and9 a& W4 q. G0 D2 |1 x9 N3 ^2 G1 E
- a SPADE to bury him!- W4 m) w* O. }
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?: ^4 f a5 c( l1 _4 ^5 P1 U! P+ F- ^
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 f0 c2 l4 s" N8 ]9 |6 x
" v/ M6 s! C! Y( R! y+ X5 A5) What is the strongest muscle?
* j2 f" o1 S7 c# `- ?The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: r. b$ l" w$ R" |
! R, Y @- s1 _" `' B6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 U: @3 t- |# {! v+ b2 U+ V
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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1 }5 K$ q/ v; M9 i0 z3 R7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?; E( A, v) z" V# _+ r; o5 z- G
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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l5 y* W! ~! N& |, g, d- {8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
f* F8 H1 J8 i# lThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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