[English]: Jokes..

小强

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3 u. e4 O6 ]. [1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" m# ]) H0 m4 Z4 _' H; l1 @# D
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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4 l6 Z* a  z* u# X7 K2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?, {. K7 x; V5 k( L- {& G
a.They give like hell. 7 L3 k% t7 D' A3 `# C
b.They do not yell.9 ]. k2 G% I7 d6 V- a4 v8 b
c.They do not tell.. i* ^7 N; V. x0 c% O4 n+ T
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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9 A% a% T5 o7 L) T3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( C- P8 Y% Z2 O' E9 n! y$ f- a HEART to love him,
  |. A/ e. j! }$ g3 N- q' D3 E) L- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- d$ _5 \8 o5 {7 I9 a- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* {' _) Y% H8 z* ]$ U/ h
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
# Q2 c$ X, M8 E! A9 [& NBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. l* V% e5 h; {
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
' {8 y+ j7 {$ g1 L" @3 a' e4 ]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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) J. X0 O3 h& U- e) `; @3 {6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' z: W6 `: e) t/ NThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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% r$ [- V" t& e. J# F7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- o. l8 g1 `6 B
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! h2 F; H* f8 ]( c" p! F, [
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~! {6 p8 {$ ^# q
keep it up~~  |* g0 h& J8 u7 S4 S3 h7 p9 Y
cheers

maksim2046

that is great