[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 `) ^- o8 v( |% K& `( o) F' `99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" a! s. f, {* Q& i8 q+ B; N2 }- M
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* g* i$ q7 r1 wa.They give like hell. & n8 m( a& s$ O% m4 c0 `7 K" g
b.They do not yell.
1 T& B; E  X: b9 Fc.They do not tell." `) Y+ |) D- b  U
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; V  K. Q- F8 W1 l6 O- O

7 }, ?9 M. A& J  }4 O; ?" E" t3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
- W8 m* I% R  G  x- a HEART to love him,1 F/ u' s& \  R& c6 v
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
5 v6 ?  q9 R8 R# f! E- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
( e+ h' x& L% b7 V, ]- a SPADE to bury him!& n' P& E% H  I" o- Z

+ o+ i% h1 m# ~" m- E4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! o, [2 I; N) QBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* p  f7 w% o+ J0 y5 \, t6 w
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5) What is the strongest muscle?9 ?5 D$ i: D  W; i
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!3 {* H  p4 J; T- h5 u+ `

8 ?/ m6 X/ y+ j, H/ F6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 ^# _% F* Y% V
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 W* z8 ^) }7 c, O4 y  S) g$ {When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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: |! D$ H' ?( P  H7 p$ H  {4 i  b8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* Y: P. y* g/ m# x
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~! y+ Q  k( ]& g6 R$ z2 n' ~
keep it up~~6 r+ J- Y# I, B$ J* y, K( z
cheers

maksim2046

that is great