[English]: Jokes..

小强

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: Z, X& L. J5 ]. q+ V! x1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. ]" d9 b/ ^& w3 x) j5 o5 {8 `7 G
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence/ H) ^6 j, n" _+ {9 w& n

" z, o* O0 Q2 M  W0 l2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& w, `: u6 V2 R, g1 }4 ca.They give like hell. # s! N) E3 V- @3 m. ]
b.They do not yell./ }  I9 n1 `, B7 I, P# \
c.They do not tell.5 \: |: p9 s- s$ \* |0 a# F$ j( Y1 m
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell./ I3 b) B7 e7 I7 }: C

" A/ J; E/ `5 [- x- X) Y3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 u2 Z6 t$ z3 V  [9 r0 z" d- a HEART to love him,: b" G9 \* o8 H% ~
- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 v  D3 M2 X9 c! g; Q. C
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* M7 \% v' M; L; K' s& ~7 E! c  H
- a SPADE to bury him!
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- {0 g( |# n- [5 A( _+ G4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; N2 v! E! f/ L! A1 |9 a# c
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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  G/ c; b/ d$ g( O5) What is the strongest muscle?. I7 [: A' _3 J  t! N
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! P& w+ _" f$ Q- A9 y

. d+ j/ I: k; W- W6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?  V0 a- v2 \2 O" X. v
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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; F  k$ S0 q7 s( n: ]7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 s8 B# J; Q% J" I/ D! WWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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4 ^2 K. ]" x* i. N* n8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 h8 R' F: ?/ ?The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~4 i" L+ q) J" H' x5 @
keep it up~~
, p$ V3 e7 a1 M( X! pcheers

maksim2046

that is great