[English]: Jokes..

小强

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# y4 k. i  Y: B- m6 h2 g0 I1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% A# V2 `7 P' u" `& r, v& g0 H$ c
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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+ ~' u- J- D7 N6 L" P0 {( d2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 x% X8 x( s1 l5 x' A$ w
a.They give like hell. ! W, V* u8 M2 X+ _$ q
b.They do not yell.
9 o3 e* q. ^1 i1 I% N- }c.They do not tell.
  I# z$ m: O3 K9 o5 yd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 s: @. k" c6 F' F: y, Q

! @  I5 q% j- D  h" W+ |: b3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  k7 Q7 k2 H( D$ G) }- S
- a HEART to love him,* `0 G3 {1 \7 P* o. R) `
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
8 N' V) J# z9 N# k3 ?* t- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" a9 x& h* r' ~( b- o# Y
- a SPADE to bury him!6 C4 X; D) d" h' ]" Z( f9 Z
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" i2 y+ s  q7 g. G2 L( v3 ~Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ v+ l1 y. g0 M$ g( y* `8 TThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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( a, e$ s. N2 E6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) ^. |" l- u8 `
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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8 \# M4 g" s  Y9 K/ \0 L. n7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% H5 J* u* V( p" c0 ~) F, U. B/ r
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. M# t9 l& m& ?* c6 H; {

- V1 E# r$ G' U4 p8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- e+ ]0 O& F! d$ U: a0 _  p. M
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~+ m6 I; ]+ Z* P4 d3 F2 s9 `
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great