[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( |( g" O, S+ p2 j* U- t6 P
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# V- s' Z/ A  ]; V9 q) M: E0 \

! J; ]' Y0 q" q5 p: g+ Y: ^2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. E, @3 @7 _- G& y2 n! t, a
a.They give like hell. 1 c9 s$ }4 A: r3 B$ c4 K
b.They do not yell.
4 y5 n) ]7 }. s1 q4 C- F- p& Nc.They do not tell.4 a6 Q" g$ W( J) Z. V' f8 E
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- v% i: F) h$ Q, F! a

/ \" t: Z& g9 X5 _3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* t* h# n2 o4 Y) B" W  I# z7 g3 \
- a HEART to love him,
6 z) e) Q+ j+ Y2 p9 y; V/ x- a DIAMOND to marry him,
% t8 H3 T0 i  M* Q: K+ Z8 z' N- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
# ~, v+ F1 c2 V6 H. x- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 e* `( f1 X, D0 D( t* i1 |
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?8 Y# \+ M& {9 `' ~9 ], x
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ L  O. }+ ~5 t$ [

1 m9 s* J5 {! T8 \6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
: J1 h8 n: n( O; B! ~The arse hole is always in front of you.
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, d5 B8 ?' ^5 x! S: x7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& t4 d( v% _8 A& X( I" I8 C2 j6 a
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 k' a# D) q+ U2 |# y5 v$ kThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
9 ?' y2 {! o% y5 p: R0 w: Jkeep it up~~, a9 V/ i. w7 h# X! m& `
cheers

maksim2046

that is great