[English]: Jokes..

小强

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. d) r$ d5 k* v8 [6 L1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( i' I" l( H- h8 R" a& u/ A# J99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 m9 U/ V0 y' H- ?; C
a.They give like hell.
2 g! x/ I# m% s. kb.They do not yell.
# {% o; R7 d& H: t* A6 p. vc.They do not tell.& A& Z( m3 e# s$ ]1 d
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 C; K* e) y3 H1 ?1 h1 ?

3 w8 Z1 R1 }7 |8 O' i9 V6 I/ |3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 [" u$ ^7 P% u8 @: H( T( [
- a HEART to love him,$ `" j/ S  J. l
- a DIAMOND to marry him,' r1 u- c  ^" a. p! \8 S( |. ]
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 e5 I& D, R$ Y7 q$ V- a SPADE to bury him!1 o, A4 r5 ^9 A  D8 k
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 I3 q* j, h8 h; Z9 n4 z) xBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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$ c) u$ o7 R7 p/ S- k& c/ a5) What is the strongest muscle?& `" r* F/ @. Y3 ?1 U
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( f) M% c- ~) B( e$ U' ^

$ J, X! u( P5 ~; C6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: }/ k3 L5 Y: q. \* t
The arse hole is always in front of you.3 Q! |. K' A8 S* V6 b8 h2 n# @4 e
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
3 M1 Z) J# ~) T- Q' G$ C- C1 GWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 v0 J, c5 \2 j) e' b" _3 F; z: sThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~  [4 ~" ~1 ]$ z  N! V, O
keep it up~~) T' A+ d9 O) T, Z
cheers

maksim2046

that is great