[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. u. j' I: Q9 h, H
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 a+ I8 a2 U+ f# Z
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 q/ n% D9 Z& o% O, ja.They give like hell. 0 r$ b5 k2 H  T$ x
b.They do not yell.
1 o2 `; n, p# r) qc.They do not tell.
1 D) T7 N' q$ Z4 s  d1 w+ }d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* s, t. t! P: L9 X8 f% V4 H
- a HEART to love him,. a6 z0 h9 M! ?# |2 v( ~- S" @
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( x3 y  }9 a- R# z' [3 F$ c6 N% o- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
) y4 J+ B: E+ N7 r- X6 i4 @- a SPADE to bury him!1 h0 O5 v4 d* b  R

* q) @1 A" ~7 U- O4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" e, a, U$ M, p5 S8 f: I; y9 E
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 \/ B; {" d$ u& o( [# g9 |5 I9 }# `0 B

8 E7 g% Y- ?. p1 F. v( ?5) What is the strongest muscle?
' d: U7 V, G7 e% V+ @" }: x- C, ^* yThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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  P' @) O" z5 }  Q2 }6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 ^6 Q- Z  R' D2 U& ^
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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) @$ j2 Y+ z" P# j7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9 N8 M0 h1 P# _- M; f! x, VWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 ]9 N. O3 B) v/ M4 n4 n

! x: C! b2 Z6 k. E! G$ B8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9 F: C& ^0 N% Z" L! G$ E! V
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~9 M* K7 m9 X/ @( u( _, G
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great