[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: Y& c) w. x1 P( d4 u* }
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 l) M7 P! a$ m9 I/ v
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
6 r1 I7 Y, y4 J* a+ D1 ~( W4 ea.They give like hell.
& d* ~9 r; r" bb.They do not yell., C* c5 A" I9 J) R5 q7 E$ d. v
c.They do not tell.
, b: n) ^; Q) pd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." y2 ]+ @# c8 Y" Y/ M5 ?5 a
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, t* m; h. l" V( T6 h# }+ j
- a HEART to love him,7 P1 m& }/ h) {+ {: d
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
  v4 k; t/ o# c- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. ~  T# D% g% ^* |- f. T
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 y9 x) r% E- OBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) l  B" l! M0 f! a- S8 X

5 q1 ?( P) o+ I* K5 T5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ Y+ |" k) O0 I9 r) R& [The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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, q' i( z* f/ u( u1 F6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 H/ ^$ Y5 C+ \" q+ T
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 ?* m% c, Y. ]. r) m" X# mWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% E4 p% Y. y5 v5 h9 B% D3 b  X6 wThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~# g1 X. J* g- B6 l" o7 x
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great