[English]: Jokes..

小强

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7 \  S2 E3 S( s  f; w1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! r# {  s2 P( m, C99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 @  E3 G$ Y; \9 L' Q+ c. u2 |
a.They give like hell. ! W) ?4 ~% Y( a0 [5 V
b.They do not yell.
/ g: G6 ^- {0 p! kc.They do not tell.
; p& B, {! T) W& W6 H3 E' Xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: k7 @: [  R2 q+ Z  w

, }& H" h% A- G& ~4 i4 w# B1 u* T3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( r6 }# @5 R6 Y/ T2 Y# j% l" H- a HEART to love him,( q9 f2 L+ @( [4 o2 D
- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 |; f& h. p' Y* Q  n. p  C% D
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' a0 }3 H5 ?2 {7 `- \- a SPADE to bury him!  l5 g, M3 r5 Z

, B: Q" k1 s% l8 g2 B4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, q: N. R$ D0 z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?. p* t/ z% D/ x# G9 @8 x; T
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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% r$ h6 t+ ^/ V6 t6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 U0 a2 g# D' w* U' [
The arse hole is always in front of you.2 T7 G8 w, ^& p' z" I/ V0 i

2 ]& o9 M7 i2 G+ C7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
& N6 J4 ]2 ?5 XWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; E4 z9 ?/ ^1 Q. E: V0 ?, {The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
4 e2 L: M3 j% vkeep it up~~7 u. s' Z; P' I1 I
cheers

maksim2046

that is great