[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
8 R. \( F6 A4 E& x99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' E6 J" \. S2 L' d( f, J$ x  \2 H- |a.They give like hell. / ~$ {! p+ F  [4 _: _  p' W
b.They do not yell.7 j* Z: }0 z9 B* ^
c.They do not tell.
+ q5 i" W8 `- ^$ }* E* [d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ l3 [7 H! D+ r, e, a

  m% z7 O: Y0 G7 u" e3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' W  I2 t/ K2 G
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 k. ~) [1 F9 A/ w& N- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?  @1 H' i$ J) L' N' U7 }
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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$ g7 A1 l6 e, ?; q9 b, [! Q9 M5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 V- x' `2 H$ }- t* K; X3 |+ YThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 a2 h. m2 c* O) j
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?$ _; h  X* X2 Y
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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1 y" i+ }5 |" L! J& r5 n7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?+ Y2 C: s$ w/ d5 Z
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: C$ [+ a: i' {8 @& RThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~/ F- @# u$ g6 l( h
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great