[English]: Jokes..

小强

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! ^7 u: @3 ?$ b1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
" x5 V4 }  d8 _" m  p99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 E- ~- [$ r9 P. Z

' E. w& t" l9 _  `% Z2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 J5 Y- \/ I; \" \, F6 y3 na.They give like hell.
4 V' ^% P. P3 Z% R+ Tb.They do not yell.
# w- S" d5 G. m: r2 v2 `c.They do not tell.3 w3 D- A) L* e. p3 e+ y0 {
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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( Z: o3 _! e. T. P3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- N6 Q, x4 s4 I) E; o' g8 R
- a HEART to love him,
+ c. `+ ^2 O, y3 V) L- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ T2 }2 Y+ u; p: ?: d7 D- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) v) b! ?: M2 a
- a SPADE to bury him!% F7 {1 t. K; n# S
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?: G6 ]( E# p- |
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ z* Z3 r* Z" F0 W& K, I0 E; hThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
4 v8 R9 E' N. ]! nThe arse hole is always in front of you.. Y1 g* i7 C8 ?

: I  @$ H9 a# R/ H; L: ]4 |( e6 y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( q" x/ I$ U, a: I; X
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* K' w0 k6 N& r& s0 NThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~3 x8 |# E0 x; U/ }  X" _' m; C+ i  y& V
keep it up~~: I  K6 Z+ O" B$ M# z  t4 T
cheers

maksim2046

that is great