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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job; x7 a9 u+ V9 ^* W
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 r6 Q4 K e" s7 P
% ?3 s _! p0 H& J0 G* `2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 G, z) M$ ?" s$ S
a.They give like hell.
& p' W; c }" H7 @& q$ d. R# ab.They do not yell./ I6 U+ l0 F5 H. M+ Z+ ]2 U( p, Z
c.They do not tell.7 {; t" s1 n4 f. T
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 m8 ~7 X- I* X, O1 e) _* _
& U5 \4 i- h! m& F/ [. }2 H; J3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( O5 J u% }/ ~) F4 Y$ W% E& ^) w. i- a HEART to love him,
/ w: X. e( s, P& Y/ b3 X8 ]# s3 M; I- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 U2 L7 E! m8 O+ w; @ a$ N
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 }- B6 f& b h: |- a SPADE to bury him!3 v/ ~+ e: g% ?+ m
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" m* E: A+ R$ W7 e: S) n
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 H) d0 P% {8 D
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5) What is the strongest muscle?# W0 \: `1 p& ?2 e8 ?" q
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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" N0 E! ?; {, j$ D7 w, E: P/ B6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- Z N3 F0 S5 C* T8 k& g$ G; Y
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! i: T& ? a+ ]0 N' M+ {6 N9 d
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: t8 D, ]. X; |, R$ w+ u
' |' }. X* @1 \. [8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
X, {2 {0 x6 f% IThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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