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. S4 g, H8 K2 e6 v8 s( m1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: t" V0 ~# a2 ?3 |+ ^99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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( u/ ^# W- h5 E3 u5 H2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ t% f. C0 N: v$ ~
a.They give like hell.
2 X# {1 w  l. U. M6 I- i& H+ N1 {b.They do not yell.
; B: T6 t6 |- B# Wc.They do not tell.3 ]  ~6 H8 i5 q5 r) O* U4 G. X! N# k
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" J& |+ O; F/ c! F8 O0 \2 u9 z- a HEART to love him,3 A( d( R) k+ R& m! l; l) m' C/ Y7 y
- a DIAMOND to marry him,* A* Y; E4 w7 ^) ~
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 w3 W/ t1 m7 g* x$ m  w" b4 E- a SPADE to bury him!9 M; L* c/ v5 \8 b

  f2 I& j4 M) _9 o% I4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) B/ H, G2 s3 W$ vBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" r5 D0 n  O  j# f
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 f- _2 H9 _3 M: B) z+ C% ?& m/ eThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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: K0 ]8 T8 e+ E9 Q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 q# z- D+ E7 R( ]! R+ e( DThe arse hole is always in front of you.* j4 e8 o) N& [) m. d8 l4 a$ S! D

& J! B. n1 \% c5 v7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ |- x  L' d2 \/ O1 r% z
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ F, x  [5 c$ |1 k9 S1 V; D
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( V9 ?8 R' {- g$ sThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~5 c3 \2 V) w3 _9 n
keep it up~~$ U+ C9 D% \$ F  m! A3 i# i) K  J
cheers
that is great
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