[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ G7 H  l8 q. S: z: E: X" t1 M3 G99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 c1 i* ~9 J* z( C6 U% n

# a2 U2 Z, ?% M& Q8 {2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" I% L; K. x0 i# G! g+ t  T% M, Ia.They give like hell. 4 f. [: z2 I9 q, R
b.They do not yell.+ H& s7 E# G4 u3 D, y9 U
c.They do not tell.
5 e9 g7 D8 T1 @* P" p/ c5 ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell./ ~! U: ?- e+ H( s
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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9 y; ?- h0 Y2 o/ Y- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 G  k6 n  d7 M' L% ~7 k
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 V! r. H) h: e
- a SPADE to bury him!- `/ {7 V8 r. Z% e% B  ?# r4 |
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
9 R5 R! Y5 ~, n2 xBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?2 q& [! T2 x+ z/ }
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 I& Y) P+ @6 Y" Q

1 X6 n( I7 F! G! U6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! ~' v7 ^+ w0 D* J* W- D* y
The arse hole is always in front of you." I7 e1 r7 u8 A+ j3 i

) q& M/ A6 C. a3 A7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. X. ]& W/ \$ i6 K, p/ s) ?2 [
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* A. e% ?! {9 H; T" F
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~/ l  @2 v6 a7 k; G
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great