[English]: Jokes..

小强

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0 l+ X0 w1 a( R6 t8 P) O. e" X1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 x( q: ^' |  C4 Y
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 s$ b( i6 i6 t9 }

( Q7 X- K7 ~- {9 l" z6 I2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* K5 l3 p% A' u: ^7 Va.They give like hell.
+ ^) E$ t4 x' n! ib.They do not yell.% L* J0 }& p% `1 T4 L" y4 }/ v
c.They do not tell.
. v8 d: b" S1 e" k  bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( V+ I& _1 Z) r! J% ~
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 d, m, h9 w* f( [2 T8 u0 k* R
- a HEART to love him,3 q  N, }7 Q: J* Q# }8 ^
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' J/ i( [3 \' Q7 D+ E9 [- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, J& `" `: n- D$ \5 w4 X
- a SPADE to bury him!8 T' e. h5 `/ {  G( }
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
- h! C0 w6 q( p1 Y. QBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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0 y8 _! K* |- r3 |5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 T" U- O' ?0 E! d- M3 b0 W( JThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* N$ f4 c4 f8 Z3 u, ?( ^! x* Q& @

5 R4 m% @! K* e, k  n$ ~6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 v  g0 b9 |8 k9 `! PThe arse hole is always in front of you.1 a7 i* g2 }+ C+ ]

" A2 F0 s8 t  u" j# }! s3 Q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' q5 E5 }+ {. R! b
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 j$ M3 u6 @" H. c3 X* N6 r5 ^3 V
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 z7 i. g- ?  }( L
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~) L- n7 @3 e) K, W: ~  }, B  H' t
keep it up~~3 e+ l# ?; j5 E( L6 \
cheers

maksim2046

that is great