[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! r. w8 N1 e' v
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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  d/ ?* L8 l/ i5 E# E2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
  x. q! X: x- ?% R" s& t& ua.They give like hell. 5 v2 @7 F# r& ^0 j/ g
b.They do not yell.
  w" o5 q1 ^& v4 X4 K6 p- ic.They do not tell.* C8 y$ P* L' Z& o( w
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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4 D" Z# }; [. d8 J( l# Q) [) T3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ f0 ?( N; ~; D0 A- V7 W
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& H- R5 O; P0 p; _: p8 e7 x
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" q: |; i/ g4 R1 ]2 ?0 J% IBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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/ g5 M9 o$ p. K: P3 j5) What is the strongest muscle?
. F6 j. d' i; O0 W8 [The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% D, K9 M+ p6 k% B1 s
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 [: t- x# a2 y* d; CThe arse hole is always in front of you.) w* E, Z8 }6 U7 v& A: }) q
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
: ~$ h, k% p( T/ xWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" {2 H1 v# R. }% j' hThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great