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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: |( Z0 j; A; d2 s" c! M7 I99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( p/ T7 C9 N2 g$ {9 H0 [
a.They give like hell.
. D; ]5 ^$ n4 d6 {b.They do not yell.  `; h5 E! l* v9 u
c.They do not tell.
: G9 {! \$ \. X: L% Id.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell./ ~; d1 _  y5 d2 C, L3 H7 t+ O; a

. p/ H! K, p! ~( B* w# }  [( O( _3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
; G- M$ P) c+ [& P! P! w9 X- a HEART to love him,
( T. b" Y( u2 j4 t) V; g- A- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 W8 b8 _% j2 P- c- t
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and# p$ }/ I+ G) s8 J& d& o8 h0 z5 B
- a SPADE to bury him!( q0 F6 v+ W/ ~$ l

; @1 I  O4 ^; s* E2 D3 L" ^' ^4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% n- g" B& y  q& d) C
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' d: w& E, C8 h" h( ^0 Z/ `9 V
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
. `0 A1 S% O; `4 O' a3 K# `; |( r* XThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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* V- C. w  b+ u% C% l6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* j( e+ u. y6 T$ v6 {/ s
The arse hole is always in front of you.- \0 c: W- b0 h# R2 Z$ w' s
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?$ t- k2 q) G3 t/ E# r- ]
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!- v4 l& m- n- `) ~& [

6 ^) k: z: |7 E7 X# g: q/ A8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
4 F( j- B6 Z6 JThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~
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that is great
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