[English]: Jokes..

小强

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, `( Y" N& E" S2 M4 w+ o1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
7 s) E# X1 ?5 c' a7 O$ P8 |99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence+ i2 J% Y) V0 I' b  j5 z2 y
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& y  X9 K6 P8 {# b  W- {
a.They give like hell. # e  V# \. ?% A2 Q* p" \& M
b.They do not yell.
! c8 Z6 o$ ^  z2 C) ac.They do not tell.  F5 n0 h. `9 m9 M
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 K0 r: v6 g3 Y5 G
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 P: H3 w% N: p/ R1 T
- a HEART to love him,( S- a/ w. l9 R! q7 v5 w5 k
- a DIAMOND to marry him,' x0 x2 w9 [) Z3 }1 v# A" o$ n) m; k
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* E. k5 t" s9 ~# {( ]) l
- a SPADE to bury him!# D& p' R) z! ^! M( H! r! j6 e+ L
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ c' ?, F* o( h6 GBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' q) t" h  V" i5 w1 c) J
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
& C8 w4 S7 Q3 c$ b8 wThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; z3 N' g) ^3 g6 E( }
The arse hole is always in front of you." W) b; ?* q* g4 u$ {9 \

2 I# g( D. m- @. f7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 @2 A! s# A1 ~' _) TWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) H- s0 r! G( _( v: E8 W2 G6 y' u
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
- m' L& d5 P. o( X. L! k1 gThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
7 q. |" u) I9 a* a+ U5 I- ?7 B8 ckeep it up~~" @$ Q; T! _9 u% m: X
cheers

maksim2046

that is great