[English]: Jokes..

小强

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6 {; k" t! M6 n+ v7 U9 I- S1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job+ t$ L  y4 i8 I, B5 N5 ~) i
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' ]# a+ Q0 O5 j3 @- u, f/ j
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" X/ v$ S! P( T8 Ya.They give like hell. 9 n# B+ x) ]5 u- x; J
b.They do not yell.
+ g, Y( _' W: r1 t; Kc.They do not tell.
/ l+ K3 p  m, fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: V! `" ?: d" Z# ?

9 r6 x" Z7 y5 b  A+ k1 G3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
) z2 Q. i, R6 _, H- a HEART to love him,
$ x8 [, }- Y& }# _- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 N' }9 D' P1 T$ W: K0 m
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 |3 b/ O. ~2 @1 ]& W3 O
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?: k$ Q3 b2 }+ V! h3 ?0 l$ ^
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later; a" z: r. l$ i5 m" J4 C
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 t* C8 }8 E( N# Y8 s" yThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; e  V3 A& o0 k, Q5 z0 V
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
* A, t! o; U. w) Z5 @& w/ c$ @( N3 P; vThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& f4 {* v% S6 L7 l* i. W2 K
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ _+ ]' F: c" N; g; T8 a" d+ e
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
( A5 v* {4 P0 B+ C9 SThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~( U) {0 ?: y' S2 D/ e! I3 q! o
keep it up~~, y5 {5 A3 L& ?+ _
cheers

maksim2046

that is great