[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4 y7 R4 C4 X1 U0 P- ^' h
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; n& l( r$ a  y+ G" R! g+ l

) m* n$ U8 e& |) C1 Z0 o& C2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 Y9 z6 s# e+ q" `! o8 Ka.They give like hell. 2 g( `& W. L6 c$ t0 @
b.They do not yell.
2 i! f  C2 A6 X2 d" c2 b- Fc.They do not tell.
  E' T' j2 t8 |' ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 y' o3 p& L6 D) n- J' Z2 c
- a HEART to love him,
. ~  c6 H: p) h% G& O- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 p  D& \5 D, ?1 M- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
1 ^( s: v  ^0 w# g( s- a SPADE to bury him!8 _" I' }: G" z# L" H$ Z: c/ W

% ?3 _% U6 i9 @1 O* O4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, Y* j: x5 U, I3 o/ j' Q0 I) J& H+ g
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 u9 ?  V$ N0 b% Y
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5) What is the strongest muscle?$ _: t% _7 P3 |9 D
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! m8 Z! g+ K! i! [& l, t) c6 b

6 x$ ]0 q3 x: N; z8 K( M6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 e: }& E( `% f$ |# t3 RThe arse hole is always in front of you.* T4 o1 V. y1 T) W$ D
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 e" |: b8 i# b
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: f! B$ `: Y* L& ~
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 r  p  i$ M; I4 R" P: t
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
: l6 R9 j0 @9 {& b2 Z1 {' |keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great