[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- D4 I: l( Z, K
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence+ m9 V$ ]: y: C4 f
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 ]( G2 r" F6 Y4 h
a.They give like hell.
, A, i$ u& A& cb.They do not yell.3 ^) `+ @9 a( u6 r/ P! c
c.They do not tell.; B5 y$ F& K( ~# y3 u7 g% ~
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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7 `" c* K0 \: C7 D  |3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
' p! Y1 R4 H0 e9 D) q- a HEART to love him,: r  u% q- p# [0 M" ?
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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- a SPADE to bury him!/ [! b, I1 l0 W/ _0 F5 R& |
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( D# `# _4 Z, T  e* x6 ^
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later  c" T5 P% \8 d5 R5 ?

; _0 |" f( m0 }+ A1 }* }5 Y, M0 q  C5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 V2 W, H. V/ f# fThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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7 ^: E6 o' M' ?2 N. a- t9 J6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 G" a1 G) r' O1 T8 d; l8 Z$ K0 U4 o
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9 C1 r+ b* A2 U2 D/ PWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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$ h, ?& S1 z0 o* W% P8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, }& c4 |% [" I9 EThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~* i2 [, D) A, B8 f( r# ]
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great