[English]: Jokes..

小强

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& P0 \3 l9 p+ D! |8 M1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, e% D6 d7 A- s' b3 z
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; x/ U5 \. ]( G9 e, e* ~3 {" R7 O
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" D8 |4 f* M9 Z. Q" p: @+ ]
a.They give like hell.
) v# z8 y8 S/ _$ e1 nb.They do not yell.) [" Z2 K: K5 b- r5 G
c.They do not tell.; {; v/ {: s% n% g: x6 F& ?: @" L  c
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( x' D' j3 F1 N0 v7 e
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( s% |0 {. @3 t- a HEART to love him,
2 {$ q: K6 N$ t' e) z: u- a DIAMOND to marry him,- B+ z+ n2 ?+ o& Q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" c! {, y  H) N7 e7 O
- a SPADE to bury him!2 J: z8 k* v4 j1 B4 U3 f

) P1 m7 k! A) N7 T& l; y3 F4 }4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& {# a/ {* h$ B" `4 CBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' r3 l; \1 s" G# e
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5) What is the strongest muscle?0 G, x3 i/ u" h5 D* d2 G
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* C. R- z& H/ W. N! `" H: h) [

* J% {5 `4 |" ~, D6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( D, @* m# E2 k5 jThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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% k: t5 E2 f/ k8 h+ [/ y( x7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
6 e: s6 w9 {7 kWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# ]2 H# d. y- @2 L/ ?# Y3 g1 h
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* r1 y  e$ [6 Z8 w2 i' f# C
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~! r9 C, c1 ^; D; a) f7 R, w
keep it up~~1 r7 C( K% C& y6 O0 h2 W
cheers

maksim2046

that is great