[English]: Jokes..

小强

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, K! j! [9 D% x, n% _4 E1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! t3 ~1 E* R; \  S6 a2 T
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# ?' V% p6 S$ ]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
- I7 w; N5 ]/ i0 B! sa.They give like hell.
. E8 M. ^6 I% g, m2 ?% q! [b.They do not yell." U$ `7 ~3 X) G2 S8 h4 r
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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6 f! v9 k, d& `5 T7 S5 _" J7 r3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 f! G& f' g6 T+ U, |- a HEART to love him,& r: X, X  g! x& |% T. ?" j4 |( y
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' s5 H: B- S* Y' B- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& `9 e* I! `3 @4 ^
- a SPADE to bury him!
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  v$ s4 ~! c& U$ q' `( o4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?/ W& O# z/ Q% r- g
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 M3 g/ W! x; n  D5 u( IThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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0 p. @! S! H: X$ T  p# W. [8 ]& f* [6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
  }+ ?! f- X5 k) U! @. [The arse hole is always in front of you.
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2 j$ T& P: H9 }! r$ z7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) p$ U/ a$ {; |+ M: WWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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, Q) f4 H6 V  e: y) l! q8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 g8 s1 p/ G4 jThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
" a# |: ~- L' Q/ K+ f7 ^) R0 O' u) ckeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great