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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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2 j$ w6 |: P2 R0 g' s: G, p1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 _& q' c- ]; C5 f2 X' ?
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: V4 m) M0 u0 A# J
% k5 J/ k0 s* R4 v( D$ G1 F, U& b+ N2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ t) B/ Y! t4 ~: u% S# d
a.They give like hell.
9 A5 ]9 T& {- T6 G; L( t% wb.They do not yell.. _* @% f3 B" M. g
c.They do not tell.
& w% k4 y" B- [" x5 ~0 Md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 y' d. P" U3 q; S8 ^9 g
- a HEART to love him,7 r7 y6 F. A8 ^
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" L# Z; o% g; `9 f- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
, A0 a0 b, q4 E) @" n) B, V- a SPADE to bury him!& q$ N S6 d5 z- I/ T( F3 S
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( C3 B% A9 ?" Q3 O+ b, A: v
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later2 s) O4 {: N+ {5 \! ?' p b
& D& {& I: u" a6 d: p( K+ L1 _3 Q5) What is the strongest muscle?
! Y6 T l Z1 C, W# w$ n3 @; B$ BThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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2 S2 o2 n$ J9 L6 P; M6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 V* c4 Z% B1 s+ x9 s1 | u
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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5 T- C) ^* G) { R# Y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 L& X1 n& B. O- j/ y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: ~; C n' w8 h% JThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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