[English]: Jokes..

小强

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2 p/ a3 N1 y7 `1 X1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# t9 i3 R1 j1 f  x4 j8 U
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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3 g/ {" r# a9 _" C: O& f2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
  f, N% |0 g- Z( v" B8 k& Ya.They give like hell.
% {6 v4 p8 A4 Q  M0 W% Gb.They do not yell.
; K, k7 Z; N( n6 Z, g. b0 Pc.They do not tell.
# T7 ^1 b; `2 ^) j3 x5 `) A* J2 {- td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
& j  _& T8 m  X" X+ U- Z- a HEART to love him,1 q! N% e+ G( T" [. m* K
- a DIAMOND to marry him,  B/ S0 H" t2 X- H
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ o* s6 B' U; p2 \! @0 r  Z
- a SPADE to bury him!! `# `2 r! H8 v$ v' N

  ^$ P* h3 Y; `& q# b  W4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ s% K9 _. N/ D2 o
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 c# y! L8 J; P
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
; q" _7 D8 Y6 u  E! CThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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3 \0 ]7 h9 T0 |4 d( v6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& m4 I4 n/ ~- ^5 d: FThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! j4 M& C) a; F2 u& c
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 r, s. [6 N" g& P3 @( T

9 `4 k2 s( R3 R8 O6 U- T' o* ]8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 m3 M* ]# V# n/ j( i% EThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great