[English]: Jokes..

小强

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% w7 ^+ t7 R# |  Y! J& g! ]& E1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% p4 B: D: V) Y) o7 v: I
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: f" c8 @$ e, O( e0 A7 Z) I) N
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: t+ T; w' E( o; Z' Wa.They give like hell.
+ ?# w& G, r8 j. ib.They do not yell.
& f8 v/ u# H6 _6 J; J1 {c.They do not tell.7 b( _" N$ C& z- ?# _' P. L
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: p0 q# y& B$ A' D4 x1 |

4 Q; f7 C+ x4 [$ i1 p3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! N9 F3 O! j; ]* l) O
- a HEART to love him,
: E  h0 v1 l. H7 X- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 F( ^/ c" l3 T( @$ y' H
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- B# e# i2 G1 i$ i; m: W8 K
- a SPADE to bury him!
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# m# S+ a2 T5 m$ @5 E0 D4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
9 T9 k7 z4 O+ \Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* N& \( s" o( ^0 c, M# ?0 ~# b8 |

% }: y2 F* k1 K3 C1 Z5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ d: B$ U( m; r  D/ n6 _The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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! ]9 b) o/ K# \9 _) M6 b6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( d: U. |! F) R0 IThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& ]% C/ j* J, ^  M) S2 }
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( a- G5 W% X, B( N0 q
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# j) |7 b5 d7 c" u# O6 {1 gThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
: _( [& z3 `' v" ykeep it up~~" ~" E9 S$ C5 X2 c
cheers

maksim2046

that is great