[English]: Jokes..

小强

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' d8 ]/ f( v& O1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 C# m" X0 u- }: p! |/ L( V
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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( `, y( M2 ?3 R( n. b/ j/ \/ q2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ X( E0 y2 A* F, Q
a.They give like hell.
" i! F- c4 [) z3 k6 \6 Mb.They do not yell.
7 E! G6 i- o' k( D0 ~9 L: {c.They do not tell.; i% W/ O0 E* ^
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
; e; M' p2 O4 j- D( L- a HEART to love him,
' ?% C3 n& t+ [$ n- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 D. \' ~+ H2 u+ G- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
5 ]' D4 Z  o. F" I- a SPADE to bury him!& j5 B( ^1 Z: k6 R
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
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; c' l0 K) j. c& p' C2 ?: b# [- N7 R5) What is the strongest muscle?5 T: C3 B% V. a& b/ f1 _
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" N/ `0 g- |1 @
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9 ?4 m, s/ U% B2 ]( _5 @When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
0 B* _; W7 V; j4 SThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~1 z) D2 a& X7 j/ y! S! N
keep it up~~8 v! e1 a; q% a* ]; {3 L: z
cheers

maksim2046

that is great