[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
  X. B, r3 C2 r, P+ a8 U99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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' a& I* T! x, d9 g2 B/ Y' _# c2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ g5 i# f0 h! J4 P
a.They give like hell.
. Z( H* i5 j# U1 B4 Z- `7 L, G  bb.They do not yell.
7 [6 h( c5 B+ \c.They do not tell.
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: ~6 g( d- c! ~) M7 W3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# n- f' M* F6 Q) q8 A" ?% ]  A1 Z9 V
- a HEART to love him,
7 z9 Y% i5 h! T# T# I- a DIAMOND to marry him,
; Z5 J* g8 Y6 C# ^4 a3 T* V& d2 A- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 }* n# c1 x7 q& K
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
+ S5 ?# M. O# Q# N4 uBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
5 k9 o- i; D! X/ @* s! ^: T( |8 HThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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& F# T) R: a# g8 T# d, x6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 E! F& S" y& P2 G6 M6 J
The arse hole is always in front of you./ ]* j$ R5 e$ H# o9 \9 D0 S+ }

' }. |+ }/ |- }1 h7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% }" ^9 x" I& p$ j! U6 A- q# f3 g
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( x5 q& D* q+ K( v" o

! k! q1 p, V7 ?3 ]1 k% l( g8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 Y8 k4 Q, b6 |6 D1 iThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~5 ~% I+ V0 U$ I3 [9 D! a) _
keep it up~~( h+ m9 ?0 V/ h
cheers

maksim2046

that is great