[English]: Jokes..

小强

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  t, ^4 `; z% m( t" G% n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( U1 o: }3 ~  ?5 [, F, q
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% P, t7 ]0 k9 [& w. ^0 r9 F
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 ~4 d! q# D! h- Ma.They give like hell.
# ^( b1 \" y6 i4 j  Cb.They do not yell.
5 `; _6 R/ w" W4 e( lc.They do not tell.! y2 `9 c1 F" v( W9 m7 S
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 T) n. |9 r2 |8 n6 W: S6 B7 V

1 w, O6 m3 O$ t6 S0 ?3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: Q! r1 f7 P: E! I5 y
- a HEART to love him,
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' s4 [0 ^4 a4 D  K- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ I) r% n9 C! P7 \" l. B9 j
- a SPADE to bury him!
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( ~; j2 P1 A5 j6 x. ^( j1 D2 l4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 D9 s; d5 u6 r" R1 p& cBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later7 m0 z6 P9 H2 u" m

9 [2 l8 {8 E* g) u5) What is the strongest muscle?$ d$ n+ J: Y. m6 `' ?" A
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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7 E! L: R/ H! z+ s6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* q% `4 ~6 k- g; o) ^8 _' |; p! R
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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# [9 K9 P3 ^1 ]; _9 o) d6 u7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# L1 r/ p$ J& Y7 y- d' f( D
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 {% T- C5 d1 G3 y% o# z; g
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~: \/ s) ^1 D% t& u
keep it up~~  M3 j- t$ ]! K; @0 P- c
cheers

maksim2046

that is great