[English]: Jokes..

小强

& b- c( q  \4 Q0 ^4 ]. e- |0 ~

% F, w& C% _! X8 g1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 w) P/ E# }1 c1 {% j& L+ t99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: h0 U  L/ }  ]1 A
! F# F3 c5 n3 i5 G/ q
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 u4 O0 Z' u# D+ r7 E' A0 ra.They give like hell. 8 X5 Q# h+ _5 P- X  m
b.They do not yell.
: S3 g1 S8 e; {4 J# r  r4 |) ]c.They do not tell.
+ _- S/ x. ^. Wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
! h& [( M$ }# P, @4 ]6 h5 O; Q ! {$ D! j' ?+ H# q+ p; D
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( P# j4 f5 s9 P( |9 n- a HEART to love him,: K0 g' ]# V' `3 g" r
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
5 V# t0 e1 V$ j4 u: i- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, G/ J. K, s/ W2 N5 i0 h
- a SPADE to bury him!
; D0 k% m4 |# S" M( D) p
1 _5 M# S5 A- u& ~4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! C( r: A  |, J5 j4 qBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 l. `7 H) K4 t" ]
1 T0 G. F2 }5 i7 e
5) What is the strongest muscle?
: L) h$ Z, L- ~; u) FThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* E: \' X! |7 M- \- e; w( L

, g% j* p# V! a. n6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 R" Y" [+ I  b7 P& kThe arse hole is always in front of you.9 w" R# d- R4 r0 S

% L& ~& ]+ W/ P! J3 X( e, M/ e6 m2 z7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?; U, f/ ?& ]- W% @) L/ S
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!+ X+ N! K7 k: k( H

; Z# a! w5 O' x% z5 U9 o! Y2 ^  x8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. ]9 S2 K2 }0 W5 ~' c
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
+ _5 o; p2 \+ t8 t7 K+ v3 Z" a( rkeep it up~~9 T  {$ p/ j" W' _* J' ]
cheers

maksim2046

that is great