[English]: Jokes..

小强

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( e8 h0 ^& e& `) F( }  m1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
% j. c3 u: e' L9 T99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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! g8 l8 O0 ?/ K( W1 K/ w2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- @3 G. c" Z3 B/ z+ D9 N* |. O" x
a.They give like hell.
8 h# u9 u# q4 u: A9 R, Cb.They do not yell.
9 w' |+ T# C/ T" N# z) b0 T( V2 cc.They do not tell.7 a( G: @+ t4 P' l% g' W& l
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 d9 x! R# y, c# G7 E; l. r0 j# f
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! o: t& `$ A3 b" j0 z
- a HEART to love him,/ t" X8 h& z: B# n6 }! b
- a DIAMOND to marry him,. x' [# ]+ }7 A+ s4 K
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 [8 U7 z* A# u1 u! ^$ o
- a SPADE to bury him!
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0 B9 }3 d+ M# q: S6 ~# t4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" `0 x8 f, n% d, W- F; V% T4 H
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 q, i# t  e% E, z8 l* l

( o9 d/ N' P: N5 o5) What is the strongest muscle?
2 L% r$ @9 d' O( Z, b% A" {The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' C% t2 v7 O- R6 q3 q; G# o
The arse hole is always in front of you.) R2 v/ c  x6 I0 i; `: l% w0 n
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
* z- w7 z* U9 ?* NWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!5 a. d! R$ J) n

+ r7 p" Q* e% G% o5 M$ Q& T8 S! _  a7 ^. `8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! P4 V7 [! }( d7 ^The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great