[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- _8 b8 d7 e8 a- u0 a99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence+ U, i( O6 l  k) o* T

6 F/ e7 \+ O  Z2 M# M6 P2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ @) S  }1 ]" w7 Pa.They give like hell. 4 \/ U5 V* V) v$ Y$ p7 ]# r9 J/ ]: g
b.They do not yell.
- M  W" g& v8 U/ C; qc.They do not tell.1 z7 |/ m& m6 v
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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' b* [$ W% q7 t3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:9 p, {2 h* T0 g  S9 P  N% b
- a HEART to love him,2 L' t  l: U7 U. c9 N2 y: p
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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- a SPADE to bury him!; f& \9 `2 g4 o4 o

/ i% `1 ^- A  C& m4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 B6 Y5 `* T0 E( h6 ^6 E
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* H/ p& x3 Z, S6 o1 F4 g5 y

: m+ K3 Y0 E2 s5 H5) What is the strongest muscle?1 r0 x( y( M' p. G9 u/ w
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( o( m$ m4 R2 Y  N0 C  v; ?
The arse hole is always in front of you.5 Z5 J2 F5 b( r5 H

+ E, W! X3 Z! }7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 u0 g# m3 z7 o& ]" W& D
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. r" `: ~3 j2 y9 l
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# o. N5 N9 U4 P& T0 P" C8 a! {The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~$ N2 @% J, s/ F* M2 P' Q) ^/ I3 C
keep it up~~% h$ P3 O) f8 ?% I6 B& G8 X
cheers

maksim2046

that is great