[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. N8 K. z( Y7 W
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& ]+ ^9 R& ^. s! aa.They give like hell.
) A, `# `- K5 @3 N) [b.They do not yell.
  |2 S6 k- |/ Cc.They do not tell.
0 W2 W6 m! C# L* F0 i  n0 W& e. ~d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 J( L% ~' ?/ \6 M! q# q7 l

" S7 U# ~( ?1 D3 `6 o. a3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! H" M/ u- B& _/ M" l9 Z( p$ C
- a HEART to love him,/ ^, h. l* ]% R. u( z( i
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 h4 t3 H; W9 d/ C! G; K- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 ?3 N6 X! Z1 v  v7 O" Y- a SPADE to bury him!
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. w8 S) [7 x- S; T* e" c7 I4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
$ H8 A' l+ p+ _  k$ r  MBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" [& B" M+ B8 C* _! W! |1 s# M

& O- \# y6 b; O( f( K5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 I: `# \) \) M' F+ t* ~% g* r7 sThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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1 Y! I! J; A3 L6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 V! R  n% K2 S- M: s$ Y3 K; D8 i
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 K% e- o2 G, h& }3 w: uWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! g8 \+ |2 `, H. H6 t, j# @

% p9 @& H+ {6 M8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 S' _  X8 F- d" O: y$ A
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~: m! E0 K9 i0 }. _, I
keep it up~~
6 o8 P6 P, E! lcheers

maksim2046

that is great