[English]: Jokes..

小强

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. b# G; j7 ~) ?$ ?1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job  a7 V4 l' P4 Y7 J; f& C
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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  B* z9 v  h" a  t8 s! W2 G7 k5 U* l6 y2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# M, n& J, u$ q1 ma.They give like hell.
6 ]1 F' F( f( a/ {5 u/ n* |: e9 nb.They do not yell.8 \+ x# M! N9 v+ ^: s4 O1 y: t4 r
c.They do not tell.
3 q$ g$ W6 M9 t. z! @0 l( |d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% }: q4 l5 D/ W) c% k

6 x& _4 c/ b2 W5 Q1 o! I$ I8 ~3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) @$ s# j2 S+ x
- a HEART to love him,
1 O0 Y( T0 t* D( ?, p2 @6 v- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 `. p0 r# B4 N5 P- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* Z, M2 V& s. C* ?' o) z6 |
- a SPADE to bury him!
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, K6 u8 I% v  m3 E4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& A3 L8 x1 H' ?3 p" b
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 U' a. e5 Q% o& c9 g" ]( ]; j

, |# e( T' P. v* U5) What is the strongest muscle?
, }/ _0 S- D& bThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6 a% _: p2 |, ~  y6 `; n6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 N" L+ k" j& p$ }( x' C0 g, B0 {
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 I, O; z+ Y7 a: m# |* I
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' t, e! e5 o* F
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, m. y; z6 J- f" n  ]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great