[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. }( m0 v. U# }& D
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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0 S* t# R& r; v2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( g* y2 b2 b, Z- W8 m
a.They give like hell.
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c.They do not tell." s" [1 |! s8 h! Q& J
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,% }+ l* C! o: l* |/ i& _
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 ?6 a4 H' R! d; z, ?# O+ |7 a: _+ l
- a SPADE to bury him!) u" `. Z4 }' S: w+ u* R2 w

$ i! @- W3 g/ }' M+ q% E- m7 t4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 z0 u( B# L  Z; r/ ]
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?/ l# h7 u, h0 _. F# X' J
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* H# ?4 H" {0 h3 o4 @

! {: W$ K( N; C* ]) u* P6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! {* h( p: c" K
The arse hole is always in front of you.3 Y' {, z! }% A# h. u5 U3 G7 M
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 R; t5 r: _3 E3 u9 m2 p2 M  Y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ v" J) e/ Q! S! q" r+ C6 kThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
3 i9 o0 ]! U: t/ Zkeep it up~~) j' C+ c2 c/ S3 {
cheers

maksim2046

that is great