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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
, T0 W" A+ D; d5 t* |- d4 C99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 r$ s! S* y" z) u- _1 y9 A3 r
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 J+ _0 N# t6 t
a.They give like hell.
! ` M) C; I2 v! v0 p; w' |b.They do not yell.
0 Z) _4 @+ z0 D" U9 M. @c.They do not tell.
( W+ P! G2 ~8 |d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- u( \# G: x5 d& K4 A
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
# a2 }- r2 r, g( i6 ^ }- a HEART to love him,
" x+ }6 [4 `. P9 [0 i8 h8 G- a DIAMOND to marry him, H, _/ L" R6 v% I$ {' J
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% D# ~# g2 J' v$ N, _
- a SPADE to bury him!
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, t2 f" X# L6 G9 f: T) B4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 v: g) N" v( T
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' _8 h: c3 C' x) @1 e7 Q) J: b1 ^
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
- g) e2 Q0 S q4 |- _The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 _& ~6 o4 [6 w' w) \8 s
The arse hole is always in front of you.2 ~% F/ }1 k$ y: `4 Y
' ?* h! g& ~& ]+ N7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 H( I- w+ `2 HWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: n5 t2 Z& Q$ u2 J5 s- C
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% j& p* s# X B) C0 m; k3 ]4 a+ oThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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