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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ } C* e1 U+ l* b! i/ M9 u/ ]9 F8 h
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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- b5 D; D0 _/ ?; ~6 z" y- r |2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 {' W" }, y% F3 G' ?a.They give like hell. 2 g* I% v- W* c
b.They do not yell.
# e8 v. z& s7 G: b; |c.They do not tell.1 ]0 d2 q4 W+ Z$ b
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. W/ ]5 ~' |, U- W; o% D
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: I" q* |5 v- \, I9 H# o
- a HEART to love him,4 S9 @7 n5 M" Z7 O/ v9 f" B5 b3 E
- a DIAMOND to marry him, D7 b. d5 j- y- D
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& T& j! t d/ q; C1 a: z
- a SPADE to bury him!2 ?0 Z! V- ~8 i$ I2 x# T
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) L3 C0 i" N G
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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. S6 F, s# M" T8 y, q& l* B4 c5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ H% @* K1 M" n+ Q& Z- m' cThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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7 k1 Z8 _5 B2 b$ z8 |9 q2 Y( e6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
8 F- d3 q) N/ i+ j6 R0 ?* a1 YThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 m6 R; D% S: z1 a6 d# A& o) VWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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3 A6 ~& Q1 v8 n5 f8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# |3 _% {: T4 p2 j, WThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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