[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 Z3 w/ }/ r& }1 m* H: N& G99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) P! @1 y3 n$ o' }: A8 Q" H
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
3 J' D( g- K! D% ca.They give like hell.
; g" z' c$ W; f$ h  H3 n* o6 Tb.They do not yell.% K3 V1 q+ g/ ]" W( k0 W+ ?
c.They do not tell.
# C4 T5 p5 R% [9 k/ X$ o# Md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 A# w/ x! [% @) I  B7 @

9 c2 U9 A$ J( Z; n. f6 k8 ?3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 }% Y) Z: K+ a
- a HEART to love him,5 Z' T& R! n: X6 @" i" J2 K
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
1 _+ {; j$ R0 B% o/ _- K; c- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
5 X9 E, {( d8 D9 ?% H( P) {- a SPADE to bury him!4 c5 @% `; Z$ P1 U# q

0 ^  p) i0 _+ S9 n, h4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
; L, [# Z; ^9 |  a( b+ HBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% c# Q2 a: h. }8 o) e" H$ p

" c; |; w& J; a5 `. `5) What is the strongest muscle?
% n3 d2 ]' x2 }6 E6 UThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 \3 S! ~1 H- X  _+ v0 p, H; V

. t" M4 e  r! H8 J4 z5 N, [" Z6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' n1 |+ t$ K) X9 k& v" |& [
The arse hole is always in front of you.) q4 @. j! _0 ^: w# d

2 M3 X+ ?( P$ b) d. q  t7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 q. F6 j$ R% E) i6 T0 M' G$ ^5 L
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 M% g- w, F6 T* t6 j0 d% e8 S! PThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
8 w8 [$ Y, W8 }1 pkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great