[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
& e" u( t+ c7 ?) x) a5 E99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! @2 U3 [; L  i* g; k2 X

3 s# [; S4 a+ A5 S! h2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# f8 \7 ?1 ~7 ]" U7 ha.They give like hell. 3 ?% S/ @8 S3 N/ A& P/ O( G, c
b.They do not yell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( i5 B* W9 @0 d- f5 P3 y: X7 R
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% n, B6 O  p7 T; R) u( c
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* ^" S$ T0 h" `% I; \
- a SPADE to bury him!, s: G" S+ n+ d5 W

  A/ C! u0 @1 G2 J1 P- y9 j4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
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/ _# K. V% w3 O/ W2 u7 C6 w5) What is the strongest muscle?% w9 |/ T. k( [: T4 M7 r
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: N- Z; ?' h3 d5 o, |5 R
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?2 t/ l. D% I& Y6 n" v
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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$ \% f1 ^" |$ n# s7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! R( j  O+ E# i0 o8 \. SWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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. n! o: r) D/ n) S% R8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- N9 z1 ^$ H. t. z. w
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great