[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! \5 l9 i9 f+ e$ I& N8 X+ a99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 M1 N: A5 P) U( b# o) q& ^+ l( k5 z
a.They give like hell.
' }7 H( P! |; N- Vb.They do not yell.7 }  V' Y' f+ Z3 N' J2 F
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- A/ R& x5 f3 w$ U) \  g
- a HEART to love him,+ a& V5 Q& C; n" C
- a DIAMOND to marry him,) s$ q: @, z- k4 ~5 g# ^0 Z: g3 S% f
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 W5 O" z, m, u2 F# u" ~' d
- a SPADE to bury him!
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* r6 c2 M4 y2 K; q2 Q2 F# N! o4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 O6 b( u4 E2 m7 wBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 K5 t5 U2 B$ R9 x% j

6 R9 T. ]# y* q0 p5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 C- G* O$ ^, a. nThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 }$ d8 [1 E  F* P+ A: B( p9 [8 P
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. n3 [! ~, ~- w1 c$ q$ v
The arse hole is always in front of you.$ c4 p) e# i. W
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 ]9 l1 C" O- o1 D9 I3 fWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 M! y& i& y/ Q) N! Z8 o6 f. SThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~. N% a& }4 b* ?9 r: {
keep it up~~, A& W. t# b- B1 L' B( m
cheers

maksim2046

that is great