[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 X( J9 _. t' n! E99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 k3 \" I1 ?0 B- J3 P3 ^, C; B4 x
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ @5 E8 x2 g3 _5 L+ o  m. E9 Z
a.They give like hell.
6 ?6 a7 _/ p$ n# pb.They do not yell.; U8 u5 }" k$ ^! R" J
c.They do not tell.
& |8 `" ]! j0 dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell./ K  I2 d. H: l+ L1 h! a' G

3 l0 [# x# y* s" _/ `" |* |$ m) Y- a3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
% T3 a. v7 _( d& E' \* B- n' p- a HEART to love him,
2 x% z; J6 ~/ P# F9 v) V% L" k- a DIAMOND to marry him,
; B! {% j: u; I/ \0 [- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! p% a) a0 [* b# ^- a SPADE to bury him!
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( n& F5 u9 Y% u! ]& o4 K4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! D% C# ^4 Y6 B" C9 F* RBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& F$ M' J  c; ^! O
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5) What is the strongest muscle?8 L$ n- N8 m! u0 P
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- P) t. I% B) b  X. a" K3 o
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. u, G% y- Z% A- O' }3 AThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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- }# V* Q! {7 o  ~/ q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' Y) ?5 J+ |& tWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!  e9 B5 u5 C) ]: y; j- g7 V
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
0 B, b5 W- \9 t9 T5 y; iThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great