[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1 m; V# i% h- T4 h* E1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" V3 ?6 F$ K; I1 F" ]7 `
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& ^* n4 O+ q  ^  |5 T

* F9 P. ^& H5 P9 U: I* J$ J2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& x# [5 G4 f# v: L7 u, u2 Ca.They give like hell.
1 |! |5 ?9 V7 j( V3 B+ }) pb.They do not yell.
; i4 @" ?& X  j/ d6 mc.They do not tell.! F( a( I; [5 F. L& d1 F: p1 ~
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: j' n+ s: R& X6 g+ ?. n2 F6 N

7 D, v, N* l8 ?- A1 p3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
0 R. ?, _) l, ~8 I# d! J- a HEART to love him,
4 B' G8 v3 ]6 B$ x( e4 i8 {- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& t0 E# s! A& ?9 b, f% a& K- a CLUB to smash his head in, and( _- R, s+ O) Y0 @
- a SPADE to bury him!
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' |8 a2 S7 }( ~: J7 h7 `; m5 o4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
- B0 J9 L6 N. a0 V/ QBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?' A- [5 d' Z2 V; O2 s
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' g& g8 \' i# ~+ }1 t! q
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?; y- f- s' Q5 Z+ D: P, T
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9 q) p: q" N9 b  h5 W1 f
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~- D: G, y0 E4 u* S9 k6 Z7 u0 C
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great