[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4 R4 |% A! l7 J" ^4 K
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! O9 n7 X, p$ l9 k1 B- \+ o
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 Y3 j8 D$ ]$ y8 w3 V7 f7 `- v
a.They give like hell.
: c% P- ]4 I) `; Ab.They do not yell.8 S# s! p4 b: a" x. l
c.They do not tell." F# L4 A+ U1 L0 x4 ?
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.  o/ \+ ^. B) `  R/ `- j

- e# p: V) Z3 m1 c1 H* ?& G3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ b+ ?" ~' b( i; f7 R: ^6 [
- a HEART to love him,
3 D- V: `+ m6 F( m- T- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 X: E) g/ }0 C2 S1 h- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. M7 u) @8 {7 J4 C8 Z  ?8 Y4 C/ m1 q- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
+ C4 }2 H& J; yBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later  E, s1 i6 Z6 K% P1 ?# h$ h

/ C0 X9 S8 Q/ v' M5) What is the strongest muscle?
; c' E4 T  L0 i5 }The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 [8 N7 t7 R0 B- i0 h

  X3 X( T5 Y0 j' r  @$ P3 M# Q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 `* w/ f7 j1 V3 d* iThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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1 d- w0 r2 k  P% s( `7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) Z) A: Z6 ~7 Z, r% L, @When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!" s4 ]  {6 i8 `
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
0 }" q/ P$ q! ZThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
% |! G5 _5 z) K7 |* c( Q) Ekeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great