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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1 m& _( P7 A4 u2 {* `1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
* g$ G% W/ g) c" D99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ z7 u" L$ J& A5 Y3 N Za.They give like hell.
; |( ^1 A' j5 O- E" {1 Pb.They do not yell.* o2 ?9 y! N6 F! u) b, c, v
c.They do not tell., ?4 g0 ]" y2 {7 V, I* h
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( l! k; E0 E; l" M: E
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! O" n, p. k3 F4 H7 R4 q
- a HEART to love him,. y2 _/ X( u4 E5 D0 h+ O# L- ]
- a DIAMOND to marry him,4 p% c) |1 M1 M: P- P
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 U) R8 c- n& `) q" H
- a SPADE to bury him!
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+ K) \6 D1 B( G! q7 O' B6 ?4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" \7 }/ P7 u3 _# \" m1 \# G
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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. x, l F* a* R. C" e0 x* g3 R5) What is the strongest muscle?
. |7 r9 K- f7 O, A' q; CThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. i& y. ~* i: k+ t4 }. b
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 u5 @# k- H' J. SThe arse hole is always in front of you., P1 V+ B- X7 R5 F4 y
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
6 T5 y, T5 i+ {6 ^When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 u& r: Y$ y5 X5 r" ^& q4 R& R2 U
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 E4 F9 a3 @% q9 A
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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