[English]: Jokes..

小强

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% s; U# J! `, z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
# A. D6 R% F+ R$ b1 e99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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/ x, e, S5 r* \  e2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! f# }4 Y8 d& w( x
a.They give like hell.
' u* t$ y4 I6 a+ |" B( Rb.They do not yell.! E" s# x; K+ u4 l) d
c.They do not tell.2 A3 `8 T' A8 D7 K) a7 R
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( ], |5 l* R+ l' Y' P
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
3 \3 k4 P! M( ~+ W- a HEART to love him,
* J6 Y2 Q. x" }6 V4 f- a DIAMOND to marry him,' c$ R" h5 v+ U. p. Z7 e- [
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and9 T! ]' V' b% W" i, s
- a SPADE to bury him!8 {% b: K! H+ z. P+ x: G

" W& X/ w7 B) g* [0 {( B4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
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0 Z& J0 b: O# g* D5) What is the strongest muscle?2 K% `( T0 C1 |  m
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- S: X; J- v! `/ i* F# b

7 A8 I1 H# W+ T* v# y( P# T+ X$ j' y. ]6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! U3 G" C! K* ]% i
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& U8 p! E2 }0 N; ^2 k( G$ g
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 S$ Z7 t( E1 ^6 F) w+ W, c/ u: E* h
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~, [. ?' o7 H. N. c" ?# N! J: j9 S) I# a
keep it up~~$ R( Y, H: k5 a4 \- D3 O
cheers

maksim2046

that is great