[English]: Jokes..

小强

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$ f' q6 G% R* S) ^1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' t* f( h* U# a$ Z/ v99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 m* e- B) [; C1 H1 ?* s# W3 S4 x

$ G" B+ f+ D+ n) C2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?8 I9 x/ b2 x2 F' F  D( I+ o
a.They give like hell. 4 h; T7 F* _% s( y
b.They do not yell.
6 A- q1 ~' ^& B2 i; E0 m- fc.They do not tell.# s1 h% X5 t0 i3 u- |& N& X
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
, S9 g# E* i; T, w- a HEART to love him,
7 z' [+ ]6 F, B0 @( J0 y- a DIAMOND to marry him,1 P1 W# ]  ]( k# d  {0 k5 u7 B
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
/ X5 G; B1 f. u; g/ k8 r& y- a SPADE to bury him!4 Y' A5 E0 S2 w; u
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 ]1 t' M) i# n# C/ _Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?' S+ |: L' \) s# F
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 h7 l2 `5 |/ c% j
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 O' N' Q8 e" m
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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0 A0 [# r& Z. _  W7 s# g7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' Z8 ^4 i4 F1 W% Y& r- Y. QWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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, J- E0 q% }9 b$ R: c$ r% z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 N3 K" H7 I, I; T; l; {* rThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
. D3 |1 ]. I$ qkeep it up~~' J) Y4 O, |: N9 L$ m9 C2 |9 h1 U4 c
cheers

maksim2046

that is great