[English]: Jokes..

小强

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7 @+ G; O7 U& A9 ?# y2 z8 Z1 t- T% G1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
+ J0 g2 `& L2 Z8 a, C) i99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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( Z# t7 z2 G; X4 X6 |" o' V2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
. [+ f' I* R. Z$ ?8 Ma.They give like hell. . [& l1 [( W# K
b.They do not yell.
- D2 A- F6 k7 I/ F6 u5 Jc.They do not tell.% G1 X' ], r# d1 g
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:- ?/ a" b0 [8 l/ R2 {7 J8 @
- a HEART to love him,
" t4 j& Y0 f0 W- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( {9 ~- c. I2 x' D; f4 A- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 s  I; ^+ Q( }( a& @- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?/ {2 ~$ b7 X$ k$ ^# B3 a, o
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 S% |" v8 x5 ~& l% `
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
( A' f3 s, D# h  vThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 M; s9 u5 m& D2 z0 I2 ?8 o; oThe arse hole is always in front of you.; j% J  \: Z9 k5 A2 G
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
6 x( e2 C0 c7 Z* V# U. d6 D4 V, IWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 o& y. z8 j' j! s) V# `

4 J- ?7 b" a% b/ o8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?) m8 S# z. F4 I: @  g1 e
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~8 Z8 N, U# u: |0 _, y$ Y
keep it up~~
6 n& i9 a1 V4 a. dcheers

maksim2046

that is great