[English]: Jokes..

小强

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- e( W/ G+ X1 O- ~! ?# ?$ y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' q+ I- }: Z+ _99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 U: D1 h& [# \) r' `% N# Y% k

$ k- G9 P% x' f. h# t4 B) h/ f2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?' f/ ?5 L/ Y6 _3 t
a.They give like hell.
3 n- Y! a+ X6 H' Ob.They do not yell.+ ^3 z  W) d" w/ R# ~1 V
c.They do not tell.
9 S7 x6 G( Q9 ~( kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- y- A; X, M( A. G4 v; {& g

7 C: ~, R! G$ K& S. y0 u$ F3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% h  }6 H. y& V
- a HEART to love him,1 Q. b) [- v" M4 B4 p
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
5 y$ l- b) u0 v8 R' K- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 U. [3 T: {, e" s- f( ?
- a SPADE to bury him!1 X7 l1 P7 [7 j+ q5 A- L1 q( t

7 n+ f1 p) W. M% ~6 m4 _) `4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?4 G3 J- I- a; R2 G+ ]9 F3 ]: G
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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0 }  P: i9 X8 q: M  p9 N: v5) What is the strongest muscle?3 q) y- R8 y5 e- W  ^
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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7 p8 S! h( d8 ^2 E1 V( B. y7 V6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 `% W" M1 W/ w% @  GThe arse hole is always in front of you.: s2 q- m4 X0 i5 x

# x: t  ?. _1 C! ^4 E# Z9 s2 \. |( f7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& x. X+ e: [! U; d7 J
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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0 O# I) X4 H; D, d+ Z2 n) @8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?" e  |4 i# J3 f3 i. a
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~2 Y; g& Y) J* z: b& P0 [
keep it up~~0 Y9 m6 `: _7 p
cheers

maksim2046

that is great