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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 s. |; c; R' t$ \9 r, \99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 f& Y9 V" |9 y; d0 X6 P9 y2 ]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* n% C& _8 n- |
a.They give like hell. * `) ~' q0 O, `" W+ B6 }7 g
b.They do not yell.
2 E& w, i! t3 L5 o& l }% p; Z" [c.They do not tell.
. U2 X6 V# M2 }4 w8 t* Ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 X5 V( p) `/ |6 _
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 B. k7 n. t& g
- a SPADE to bury him!2 p& m6 |0 W; m/ @' z' \) n- V
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" D0 a1 C) M* a: U3 S/ G, a4 vBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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: l- s6 v4 ]; K8 J6 K' [ G5 r; b5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 r. L, Z0 y0 d6 p: q5 BThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 j A, o/ T5 H) N. k D
* _1 G; I9 Z0 C6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, T" `& z3 M$ h+ P1 o% i
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 I4 x# [1 b( E! O" oWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, N5 K' [0 S, y9 D8 W; {* ?3 K
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ ]3 y' Q2 F* MThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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