香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. / ^! \7 G7 }+ e; ]% p
甘多人死，唔见你死。
5 p7 `' _. d1 I; q2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ( t2 `, I. Z/ V, j' g: e
你教我以后点出嚟行?
+ @9 k2 l6 l4 A6 p9 @7 g3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
* c4 _* }7 H  W0 {如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 " X7 N% ]2 e' |' t' K
4 "I saw a pork chop" . d3 u, c0 s7 z* n; z) n
我见到件猪扒啊。
" a% ^- D: S# I) O& Z2 c5 Are you road? 0 d# b% u5 L, e4 f8 D. g
你系咪路啊？ 9 W7 e  m3 ~/ @4 H- L3 C
6 What the water are you?
$ G! }1 D/ G, ?) k- \: T你系乜水啊？ ) m0 G; F7 F5 u/ V" o# \$ ~
7 Do you big me?
2 w1 f2 I/ I, k5 a( a: P你大我啊？
7 ?! \. n2 S+ a. X# Y# `& U8 Zebra chops people.
/ |( r0 Q0 r  B2 d$ o班马劈友。 4 s* ?; O* F  q9 \
9 The king of the cutting girl. $ R- `$ s4 O" h) `
界女王。 - z1 M7 d* n7 f
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 6 V0 s0 A& l* l" Z- }, a1 a
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
7 g6 J9 F9 W( n5 [9 a11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ( [/ f/ y  D' o* j1 ?% I
你当我无到？
) Y9 r/ `. y  m3 z2 X" l. z# O12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. ' }: X. d; k& A) F
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
$ z$ w5 h0 R5 Z13 Today I was very black son. ( _7 ^6 {( Y& z3 M% c; D/ S
今日我好黑仔。
* G7 m. z7 u# M& W1 G14 I am wearing grass. . h; g- h: r. ^$ C
我着紧草。 8 O8 s* ^$ P, ]6 T" G( \9 ~
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
8 O: m2 f+ n3 h* F% M你未够班同我讲数！ 1 d8 ~) I, |* M5 N
16 Two beat six. + u0 f; X' o+ E3 z* r: M9 J
二打六 0 \, ~. |7 G) [2 E9 S
17 Two five son.
4 `+ p' f& H# u2 a. O- ~2 k二五仔 2 I7 q, v5 b" N$ W. J
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
# S' J, c9 ^* o; X6 O1 g3 p琴琴青 - O6 g4 ?% L. L# |9 ?, \7 P7 L
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
4 C7 I0 ]0 D+ y; p  ]3 u/ Q& s我俾D顏色你睇睇！
  c, ~& k& O" b3 N' {% i20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
4 O% r& ?1 ]" J$ M蠢蠢欲動 。
# `$ h" O. C3 o4 p21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
. m) }4 S- A: \  x/ M8 `人山人海 。
1 V; X% ~( ?% P6 s22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　   x) _4 d9 P; H1 M) Q# D
你算老幾? " J) _5 X6 s% N- P/ `
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
' C4 Z5 ]9 d' o  \2 [% t; v你講乜鬼? % N' j6 ^  g7 j" r& J+ G3 x; E2 R
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 " P: L4 ^! b; L3 Y
我驚你有牙！
* _7 u$ W" B6 q. E25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
6 b% N% J- {: K- _$ K" ]心花怒放。   & H. Y9 W/ Q- l% A
Fish skin
5 F7 c: N( R( u& K/ i6 ?& n鱼皮 。
8 B& J( E( C" o: X: z+ xMonster of blowing water.
$ _# Y8 ~: ]  ^: p" x吹水怪。 ; G- m% G& g+ w: ?$ k; U7 `
Face green green
" Y7 P* H6 P( E! V3 G0 w面青青。
8 G, L  g( G8 D& h/ y0 NYou see road carefully
6 Z0 m$ J; U$ I你小心睇路 + y$ d, f8 x7 d0 I/ R, N6 \" j
You go to street carefully 3 w, l; ^- N+ ~7 w0 N
你出街小心D。 . j5 j; K5 @% O  E
Do the world
' S! ]% p* ], x0 Z- G' V% e, Y" g做世界 。 + [4 X/ L5 o. \1 e: b
Big tea rice
* v! ^8 C$ q3 Q. @! I大茶饭 。 , W2 ^* }8 `2 B6 @" |8 ?5 j
American chinese not enough. 5 e) {* f2 H, ~, k& j" l
美中不足。 ' p: A! P* B. ?- W+ o- C1 P0 u
King eight egg.   x9 _) f/ r* V3 f- A) s
王八蛋
! ^& k2 `, C  m/ FHigh hand.
+ o6 ?# h2 }. i, ?) x0 R7 T: ~4 A高手 9 k( N! N7 L' T4 l2 `+ V% B  K

2 k9 e+ E* i% ^& w$ X% xOld dot.
8 _" S# ]9 `1 s0 R老点
3 N& t; X: b% L; NOne old water
2 x" p; r8 E+ e一旧水 * y6 ?' b* Z; H2 D+ B$ ^6 y( r+ E
I know your mouse.
4 W" s4 Y  }3 }1 s: P1 [) m我识你老鼠！
8 h+ A0 h/ X5 H+ P2 ~0 u- X6 YMeasure water/Pound water.
! f$ j. |7 E& x& Y& o6 ^磅水
: Y6 ~6 h5 O8 [% yA dragon service.
% v6 q0 V  h6 v+ E- y# [一条龙服务
+ c' J4 q* x9 q, RPump water.
  D- k# L7 [$ \2 _****
" Y7 |- B" A4 j" ^! W1 E2 TI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
4 V1 e. b$ R( z( H9 }我吹鸡打你班友。
2 C( j. {7 C+ p: \4 V% V7 YYou jump building. 5 X" Y3 a1 R$ B
你跳楼啦。
/ w: f! G: k4 i- t0 ^7 WYou come back home and eat banana . |9 l! N/ h: P, U, b
你返屋企食蕉啦 . ~! T( V/ M0 U* {: v
I give you a hair.
& t/ M8 n" `, [# d( j我俾条毛你ar! ! X7 I/ g! p7 S* b
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Collect skin 7 \7 z0 q! b1 @. O  W' _
收皮   s' ]; x3 C: e9 Z* M/ l
Collect father 0 }8 F- V& X+ {
收爹
4 H7 f- }  _4 \You give me collect father.
$ t- Y7 a. l0 q" t1 ~: w3 B, ?你同我收爹！
/ `- k' ?, E4 B- y* \! b/ D5 n- H6 U  wLaugh die me. % x$ s7 n# A* Y& u1 h* f/ `
笑死我。 ) y7 }" \! l$ t2 a6 S
You give me stop. " f4 u, z/ n6 {
你同我企系度。 / e* e( i7 V" s; j- p
Eight woman
8 N6 t* v& ?+ Q5 @3 Q: ^$ w. p' s八婆
6 O5 g% ^4 c1 `9 S: j: @  i& HEight woman,you are good!
0 @  z; n2 q/ M" i6 ]( d八婆，你好o野! , ^4 s+ O7 i( |" h1 @; U3 X
What the spring do you do?
, S# _/ z, h9 m0 n; Z6 [你搞乜春啊? ' E; F3 B5 ?2 I' U' n# v5 _
A dog of eating dung
! l" t4 h3 V2 o6 n) y食屎狗
  b; q7 O2 g, b" K3 r7 |A ghost of ass ; f# |& I% A7 ~: G0 y0 _0 y2 x
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....: a4 ]! Y- {2 V8 N
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
) L- M: s; w( Z4 T* Wthis is not hong kong style english.....
! f2 U& V% l, x3 ~/ hthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....# L* {, M8 X' r0 V' {
i've already ban this shit...( `) G) x* w7 R3 `. k$ y
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.