香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
+ ^8 d# t, M, ?3 s" h3 ]甘多人死，唔见你死。 . M: {) A* o4 ^4 G: m
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
8 |, D/ _2 V* P/ `" B% p你教我以后点出嚟行?
; u( q( n" f4 M- ?( B$ Q3 c# I3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
5 n% f; X- ~: t- X: f1 \* ]6 F5 W如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
0 \4 a2 s3 f1 ]$ }4 "I saw a pork chop"
  I2 F+ r; p% w8 P; S我见到件猪扒啊。 % U: J2 A0 q# c* F
5 Are you road?
7 M0 E1 b( M) M8 M: Y' f# m5 e你系咪路啊？
- h# j7 d; d' _$ t6 What the water are you?
% M* P/ W- f: ^) e; C你系乜水啊？
9 Y' Q2 m" t4 O; M3 B7 Do you big me?
( M+ f- @, Z  }+ D) n你大我啊？ 0 ?' _% G+ v0 d* Y
8 Zebra chops people.
& m. R: H0 F0 o5 {班马劈友。 " e+ ~% C0 v: {) v& e0 w% n
9 The king of the cutting girl. 3 v: F# T2 c0 R
界女王。 * S% v! N5 w- l) d: W* j
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
' }; C+ a* y7 _% c  W批我个头俾你当凳坐。   Q; S  M2 `+ g- `5 [7 ?
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 0 X1 x/ J3 M, s
你当我无到？ $ H" U$ O0 }; ~" V* O9 C
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
1 y4 o6 a/ n" C, F你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
  o) w: I2 N; h. s13 Today I was very black son. - }* H. [% D' M9 f; f( @1 b2 W
今日我好黑仔。
6 l) M9 N' i& q. I1 u4 {2 d7 x5 k14 I am wearing grass. - H4 _. W3 v9 y1 X
我着紧草。 ( `* T4 z% A# N4 ]+ f, M
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ' {9 C, D6 X5 }3 ]9 t
你未够班同我讲数！
0 C+ p" s& M: \- t! j16 Two beat six.   G) E( y! P5 o3 R+ E1 U
二打六
# k! S. U. b4 j) ]& H* a& c5 X17 Two five son. ; u6 u4 Z5 \) C: f3 E
二五仔
1 E, [" e  g: w# N5 ^; H* z7 L+ p18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 4 x' M' ^  g& V$ D) t& N# V
琴琴青 , D& x4 q, E2 z; k1 x( b2 l2 _3 o
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
( N1 ~  ^. m& ~! N/ P我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 6 u5 o+ m: d/ d1 ~+ o6 H8 n& [
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 1 E: T7 m; C, U3 D: `
蠢蠢欲動 。 ; B! a& [3 D$ ], y0 r0 \2 S
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 2 S1 Z' d. O1 [: W) Z
人山人海 。 , s9 e4 o9 G6 ], g' A7 ~: D
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 8 O4 ]/ d8 |6 j7 T# W
你算老幾?
1 o; n; g# O2 @23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
* [" a( j* U: O5 Y; |. K/ U1 H: U; F你講乜鬼? & l1 `: U! F3 v  N1 s
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 + r* I$ b6 {. q1 J
我驚你有牙！ ; f! U( ?6 @4 V% W1 c% M: N
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
+ n/ N- @$ {6 i9 t2 H5 @* @0 F心花怒放。   
; H0 [' @2 M1 NFish skin
* G$ ^8 i5 |, d  s鱼皮 。
5 `% \! E! K" V& o. j2 |1 ^Monster of blowing water.
( x# T# V5 ?0 F9 `吹水怪。
  v! M2 d- Z: h& ]) eFace green green 7 h) k* k- I8 J% i6 ~# I* x7 I
面青青。 ( q4 V. l- S* l$ h6 A8 p1 R
You see road carefully 1 y/ E( j! ^1 f! p. c" ^
你小心睇路 7 L2 S* p9 h0 Z: q  P. O( w
You go to street carefully $ M5 J, y7 d# p& L6 Y9 R/ e
你出街小心D。 ( c% T9 E* f8 w& b
Do the world
, V& u+ E  l/ g$ ]& F做世界 。
+ n$ V6 V, l+ ?& q; ^' z( yBig tea rice 4 t1 g5 N" n/ z! c
大茶饭 。 6 n/ Y& ]/ @' g2 y' {, _! k
American chinese not enough.
  f2 d  D; Q7 l+ U" N* @美中不足。 " L1 o/ G% P; H4 K) f! y1 Z
King eight egg.
# l: Q4 d( O1 }2 }7 l! ?" U& c王八蛋
+ }* N  M9 ]2 q, P% j5 HHigh hand. " e* l# S# i8 M" y2 _
高手
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3 r2 B8 L% l8 d/ m, G" IOld dot.
& S# ^# {2 a' W# a! ^4 [老点
  W) j2 U" c' g! J" E2 j$ y$ E5 KOne old water
+ S0 H; O" [! H7 M& Y- e% M一旧水 " |/ M2 I+ d5 }  t
I know your mouse. ) d6 E, h: v; f7 a4 v" L9 ]6 q
我识你老鼠！ 5 P' w6 n& g/ T) M
Measure water/Pound water. ! x( f  t  S3 S6 C9 q
磅水
; T& n* m5 y) z, a2 Q1 gA dragon service. 3 J7 \" E+ P$ v. t3 D
一条龙服务
3 y! j3 W1 a; M- Q5 oPump water. ) }! `3 d7 [7 U1 k, C
****
, p% }, D+ P& X' y% vI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
+ r, e& D7 _& d, w0 s8 {1 r我吹鸡打你班友。
4 u2 E4 ~: `$ j" Z0 h. c9 t0 C7 ^! ~You jump building.
% X# ]) z) Q  Z你跳楼啦。 5 K) e- M$ p0 b' V% Z  o
You come back home and eat banana 5 a# E4 B, F& T
你返屋企食蕉啦
" M4 A; U+ T  r# ?4 _$ ^; Y' q: K% qI give you a hair. 1 |& N; U" M& c  ]6 T; y5 P6 d
我俾条毛你ar! - s8 q& ~+ x. r

0 f" g% S+ K( S. yCollect skin * V; ]& S( e/ L1 o5 K8 w* s
收皮
, R3 B2 C4 L  D' M& XCollect father * s' L, d3 E( e1 C
收爹 % n3 \5 \/ I. A  c* u/ @
You give me collect father.   z  _5 m! h- s9 o
你同我收爹！ 1 z3 _2 X' ?8 K5 c" m. l6 I
Laugh die me. * M- K: p  w0 h. r7 P2 o% R6 B
笑死我。 3 p; t* C# [7 N5 y; V
You give me stop. 2 M  f2 j- R5 `& y( S7 H- D
你同我企系度。
1 p$ w9 Q5 a# o  v6 \Eight woman * @# H8 X; v8 G! L/ u
八婆
$ {% m; d; A. `7 lEight woman,you are good! 9 v1 }3 E1 o& V
八婆，你好o野!
9 o% M* |9 b9 ZWhat the spring do you do? : @$ s: g; X" o+ F* Q9 @
你搞乜春啊? # G/ E6 \3 _9 N8 v  J6 C7 F- h+ p
A dog of eating dung
. ?& O; u7 [& ^) f% `1 x食屎狗 - m8 ?" u# I, n* S
A ghost of ass + A$ `7 ^8 Z# [
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....7 j- ]0 m  l) ?3 d: K$ U) @3 n: J; [
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

( W  {3 Q1 V  p7 d

1 `, q4 z( H; c, K4 k1 B* L" }8 o& \totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......8 s6 e: X1 i2 ^1 t; s$ L! D
this is not hong kong style english.....
2 B, m, d/ ?1 ?/ E+ Qthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
' h7 I1 S# o. ^4 R! ai've already ban this shit...
  o% p* V2 j. ~# Z2 A0 Ddon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.