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1 So many people die, never see you die. 0 z( d+ l0 x, y
甘多人死,唔见你死。 1 C) p! I& ~: Y, D. c
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? / r0 w5 E1 L! }; E1 \
你教我以后点出嚟行?
/ x6 ?* _8 E0 F! N, X9 r2 m( n3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
3 e% o- a- z7 l5 V4 Y3 b( a8 D  x0 q如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ) B1 [; U. Q7 Q. m8 A' M
4 "I saw a pork chop" 3 z" d. b) L% D6 H) g- |2 H
我见到件猪扒啊。
$ e( ~7 [# J- {& P7 p7 ?3 ?5 Are you road? * \- _% q2 ^% f7 }6 s" ^5 A
你系咪路啊?
& v' A9 B7 d8 S/ t6 What the water are you?
0 r6 C. w/ j# H3 f& `: h* e) x你系乜水啊? 6 I. J' @: t& S# h/ r  O8 G
7 Do you big me?
, u- w' K% w$ ]7 j6 }+ E, _; Z你大我啊?
2 p# r2 H9 r; }! Y& o8 Zebra chops people.
2 t; f( D+ ?8 E- f8 T/ {班马劈友。
% _% m9 f# R4 q, ?  c; [* `; O. q9 The king of the cutting girl. # c; R  c  h9 P& g$ ~9 X6 P2 o# ?
界女王。
3 O1 @( G) r: N, N. Z10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
, u1 z! W  u% B0 ^; Q批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ! a/ f; b( S" e9 b' j2 r* n
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? + O$ o/ a# |: E
你当我无到?
& r6 U3 i6 |' E1 g) F4 V12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
' A1 C1 [7 ^& _, L7 C( Q: ~你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上!
$ N' z$ B% I8 F& q6 R13 Today I was very black son. 1 w* Y" a+ h3 R: Y% R2 l9 l# Y
今日我好黑仔。
% f% R# i0 ~8 c2 N14 I am wearing grass.
+ R) l9 N6 @$ e' ?# U; A我着紧草。 " ^" ]0 Z& {, R: x- E4 o
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
8 p. X* [! x0 o1 e你未够班同我讲数!
  w8 |: E: v% c- f& P16 Two beat six. ! C6 B  m5 p5 \0 B/ l; N; H
二打六
: ?0 A, x) A3 d8 p17 Two five son.
; X! {: I. E4 q; x! W: }二五仔
) L) Q1 T0 \+ k9 S* S18 Piano piano green.           ' j7 z. |; k0 P0 j, ?! f
琴琴青
) [/ P" ~2 U+ _19 I give you some colour to see see.     
# {7 ]- U0 }1 `我俾D顏色你睇睇!
7 X/ |6 K9 Z0 P! O/ ]20 Stupid stupid want to move .     
4 Y1 @' H+ J2 L/ w/ F) s蠢蠢欲動 。 2 y* x/ C5 ^6 e: {  ?" D, v: S
21 People mountain people sea .     $ G' R2 r& _: C$ y
人山人海 。 ; t& P- ]+ Z* l8 r, A7 k
22 How senior are you?         
+ f5 r% U* z9 a4 A# b; c你算老幾?
# |+ r# t0 A+ D" {23 What the ghost are you talk?    
8 i# \6 Q$ u1 d) p  j# N. h: T你講乜鬼?
2 W1 y* e; X8 c& ~! r( U24 I fear that you have teeth.          $ B. B% \2 [# V6 y0 q- }6 A
我驚你有牙! + ~+ E: X( g. Z
25 Heart flower angry open.       & ]9 l2 J' y# O3 ]; z2 d
心花怒放。   
9 j' W2 }0 t9 S3 HFish skin ( i' a8 N+ @5 O  H; Q
鱼皮 。 9 l+ N) U( i, A  {* Y5 |0 x
Monster of blowing water. # P# ]) o! n2 a
吹水怪。
, V1 F  P9 m* [Face green green + [6 L% }* v$ P  a4 T2 V7 B' J
面青青。 # S) _. r& K- @9 J* U8 k/ X& @) b
You see road carefully
& m+ L3 O2 C. G& f. m你小心睇路 ; n5 u% G5 |3 Z0 [7 ]1 k+ I
You go to street carefully
9 }' t$ O( Y; @- F; n4 R你出街小心D。
/ g3 ]$ h4 z7 f9 T& C7 e5 rDo the world
, g+ \  }3 W  r做世界 。
6 I: o+ F! a9 l' ^8 C$ UBig tea rice ( R9 u9 g, V7 I* T
大茶饭 。
! g  d/ V$ R/ v7 o2 vAmerican chinese not enough. ! I. \3 d8 }5 i9 B# v' G/ Z$ Z2 U
美中不足。
% k0 F# \* W8 b& O/ r) Y' W* jKing eight egg. ( f, K1 o- q1 H, Z; Z9 [7 ?
王八蛋 + N& Z: e6 v. b/ O; Q6 R
High hand.
# Z0 ?2 S; T' u8 g高手
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Old dot.
, m: ^- e% _, y. Q3 g' ?老点
; y3 z2 z3 z; e& r4 K0 EOne old water ! |/ V* m* |, a+ y; Z
一旧水 ; P& M5 Y7 {( [! _2 @
I know your mouse.
: O9 e) X  d: w( j- U) a2 [# ^我识你老鼠!
, U& |# c) e3 z5 d& y6 mMeasure water/Pound water.
$ ]: a# O) b8 @) @) G, }/ R磅水
1 H. v$ V9 A9 |7 H2 Y% {A dragon service. # I( I$ {. ~" ], s9 v5 D/ W
一条龙服务
9 i% d' K6 F' H# f7 a3 H6 OPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ( S6 B4 B) o: `/ v
我吹鸡打你班友。
* w6 K; r% F0 t* GYou jump building.
1 d" t5 ^$ h" P1 t3 O你跳楼啦。 - M# |2 ?/ ?1 Q! ?' v6 r
You come back home and eat banana 6 \7 p; @% I* m: A
你返屋企食蕉啦 # y8 f2 j+ P' ]. ?
I give you a hair. ! V2 w1 J. f9 b# L' a
我俾条毛你ar!
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: K9 z% g1 u$ SCollect skin
+ r) U+ N; A2 b% h1 k# B; t收皮 1 |+ P* t7 q6 X; h
Collect father
1 y* |! S+ k% d" W0 B3 @% |2 ?收爹 6 B9 V$ j0 q* O2 x/ R  v& x
You give me collect father. - p0 H2 C* U% m2 |+ S
你同我收爹!   U( v3 ~. h$ P6 j7 K
Laugh die me. 2 S7 u( G0 A$ q$ _3 r
笑死我。
8 Z3 c$ y$ A0 j2 G$ XYou give me stop.
) I; V+ j+ J' m* l& _你同我企系度。 4 o" \1 v) a& ^
Eight woman
+ j7 U! Y" U$ m; |八婆
* ]+ m. G4 m/ q- M% A' DEight woman,you are good! # R3 L+ ~9 K$ N( G8 c
八婆,你好o野! : V* j4 P- p; v( K" b7 o) ^# b
What the spring do you do?
( t6 a9 ~  z# y9 z* q你搞乜春啊? ( j5 l6 ?* Z' b3 i
A dog of eating dung
; {- b& m9 j! C/ a1 |2 ]7 T) C食屎狗
; c2 W- q, M3 d. Y: QA ghost of ass 1 ]/ ?, l& h: R' V
屎忽鬼
Can't believe..
有d真喺幾有創意.....
: a8 @8 c( Y, O/ t$ M2 h3 \: F都幾有趣呀...哈哈
有d就連香港人都唔明白!
無言......
好无言,但有好好笑
真係好特色0既英語咯!
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯
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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
' G4 V; _+ z3 N' Zthis is not hong kong style english.....8 n1 d+ l. A( R: d+ p
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....

, h% E% D4 M/ l5 Zi've already ban this shit...
7 f1 E, u$ x7 Y, A% e7 G. Y2 Qdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
唔信香港人會明呢d英文
Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
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