香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. , ~- j: s6 i! W
甘多人死，唔见你死。 ) a& n+ x: T5 c( E
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 9 u: U- |  R1 [: t4 o, w
你教我以后点出嚟行? . j  e" i2 ^% g: F2 |- c/ b  o: @
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
& k8 C# Z% n: x  ~2 l. |+ [如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ) A! Q4 V/ a! R- i
4 "I saw a pork chop"
( X8 V! e# G' k我见到件猪扒啊。 % j) r( z1 U7 M" ~" J( F
5 Are you road? 4 }  V* c. Q+ a, R) i
你系咪路啊？
9 E2 H$ a8 h# W. [; y8 D6 What the water are you? 5 w9 X3 u. C) z2 R8 ?
你系乜水啊？
  B# z6 x: [, w2 ]5 g6 `' P/ y7 Do you big me? , M; e. F! S( h+ [5 p1 Q" u
你大我啊？
; U! q, n- h2 K1 u! w) T7 G- v6 n8 Zebra chops people. ; R/ E6 m4 a/ t
班马劈友。 & T6 i& U2 r8 ]
9 The king of the cutting girl.
3 p4 e  w/ h$ I2 i% s界女王。 , L4 k3 B) `0 S
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
( w6 t# |  Z8 @& R0 _& n批我个头俾你当凳坐。 2 y! f( ^! D% I5 q# {+ t
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
3 B% b6 d  |, I1 T. Y+ I你当我无到？ ; H. z2 X& K6 S$ [' w
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 8 p# ~7 r0 \5 K. b5 j$ v3 P
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ( M6 y0 H1 Q- O
13 Today I was very black son.
" K( l) K. H8 t2 q; g今日我好黑仔。 % s  O. P0 y9 H9 Z; n- q
14 I am wearing grass. ' S, f3 n7 L+ o( S6 e5 B
我着紧草。
5 ~. h3 B9 A: p# Z" w& a) P% c15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
  z# F. n+ y$ T  p; k- R1 q. @4 }& a你未够班同我讲数！ * [4 v4 ]5 G3 C8 P* w0 A$ e) a
16 Two beat six. # j' T/ `7 E# I1 c& @$ B0 @
二打六 4 @; d3 h, q! ~9 v
17 Two five son.
1 K( d9 }4 d0 D" d二五仔 3 j- l0 F5 w% I( Q7 M% O) q( ~
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
; E. |( }# j5 w0 l! O& H琴琴青
5 T5 |$ m2 R# v" f4 K19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ! \4 a1 `) G) P5 H9 d/ g' n: D
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
$ u2 W7 ~9 v$ K) V6 }20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 7 N, k; W% N# y0 I
蠢蠢欲動 。
4 b0 o" z" H) L: y# n21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
  b! V+ [+ T3 }: w- F: g8 R人山人海 。 : s& p2 U2 r. Y7 _! }) Z: t
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 4 I7 q. i% g* \0 e6 S
你算老幾? 0 e( _$ W5 i9 V+ I
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 " b9 q4 U: S! n  d) f3 Z6 o0 ?" ?
你講乜鬼?   t: G/ B4 a( t4 l
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ' X9 I/ |  L7 ~! H
我驚你有牙！ , a9 L. t0 x# G
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
6 L* ^7 H. h  Y) b' C! Y+ I" q心花怒放。   
3 q4 |; I0 b8 J7 d1 x9 dFish skin
, U% q( o5 {# }$ ~4 D鱼皮 。
* P4 F- D, p6 T: F& iMonster of blowing water.
' \' ]# P" r! [8 }吹水怪。 . {, \, P; \2 ]' [
Face green green
( v" G; B, `/ z8 C4 y4 R  G面青青。
) H6 R7 s0 N+ m6 x) O* DYou see road carefully , \3 Y: {$ _4 V2 F  R
你小心睇路 + O. j1 W  R1 w' R' X- O, k
You go to street carefully
* [' {) {0 n8 p/ A你出街小心D。 ' T1 i" z' g8 G: }
Do the world
4 i1 l& U* d" |+ ], N% A' Y做世界 。 / e) d5 e2 v! x9 e' l8 W+ Y
Big tea rice ( \& i9 O. z2 L% L; ^
大茶饭 。
' _% O0 k: Y+ {* f* QAmerican chinese not enough. " v- w. T5 D+ L- J, A- D
美中不足。 : Y# ]( x4 O1 l' S, T. B$ q
King eight egg. * J- r$ t/ Z. s, i3 k2 u; G) B1 A
王八蛋
" d, W$ w; W- d1 MHigh hand.
6 A: a9 u+ u6 S9 B2 t. [  |+ \高手 * ]4 Q" H# b0 W0 L- `- S
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Old dot. " y; Z7 _, _* x8 \
老点 5 N" `# o3 B3 R& X
One old water
" J" L7 a8 m, l# `2 G/ M3 K- ^一旧水 * f( f& m, f( r$ [" U" E
I know your mouse. ' o6 V$ K. `; l. p
我识你老鼠！ 0 g7 ^4 n) k7 ], C
Measure water/Pound water. " o# O+ C8 x2 _% f3 a$ P) {
磅水 4 n% e* _" u0 R% {' u. P
A dragon service.
$ }" q7 i. ~7 ?* {, h1 d$ t一条龙服务 ; ~/ }4 X, v2 _8 C/ t1 F
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 5 p' Y2 v' F9 H
我吹鸡打你班友。
8 H9 b4 [0 W: \, j8 FYou jump building.
! Y+ ~/ O, H  ?( ^  P& n你跳楼啦。 ! S( Q4 a6 B( O3 C. E, O) U
You come back home and eat banana
2 X0 t/ n. i  Y你返屋企食蕉啦 5 |% a/ V, e( ~0 z4 g! y% F
I give you a hair. 3 |9 j- r# I  e$ Y
我俾条毛你ar! * U0 x3 M8 d2 }& f( @

: J) N# q5 H) L% _Collect skin 3 A) }4 H4 G- `0 L' l9 B1 F! ?
收皮 7 u6 o$ }* W7 q8 _
Collect father
" q$ D/ F5 W2 t4 i* W8 {  s' Q3 q收爹
3 B! D6 E+ o9 s/ K3 dYou give me collect father.
- c. y( U9 {8 [6 N你同我收爹！ 6 z5 a% r! D/ J* i
Laugh die me. $ j8 {6 c# a3 T* I
笑死我。 : F0 D/ H! _! ^( y2 L
You give me stop.
2 H  W5 \8 r" |; ]. g' |) P# B你同我企系度。
  K" |9 |1 u; MEight woman
) ~5 o- {6 T0 C八婆 : E) I5 _- U6 n% J9 j* T
Eight woman,you are good!
! O  @' d. l" @2 G% b8 n八婆，你好o野!
! o4 G, t2 Y6 Z) E! {$ t3 @What the spring do you do? 0 O& p5 I! [  p3 s" z7 f8 A+ w
你搞乜春啊? / B! P: L# ~" v5 p6 c
A dog of eating dung ! F5 J; b8 _3 L7 N
食屎狗
1 q$ n# O2 a( P" m8 U; ?8 xA ghost of ass
) b2 q5 U2 q" w屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
9 O* T0 S, ]# u& _% _' `都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

3 E4 W$ n- x* b6 i2 s

6 V5 S* J6 n) Y' ?1 @, A: ~totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
3 {  O/ ]; ]1 L% |. j" cthis is not hong kong style english.....
% Y4 N& p! |0 s3 E2 D7 D( tthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
$ M# P2 K( V. ~$ v$ ^2 hi've already ban this shit...
( v2 E: L: b) w4 S' sdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.