香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ' X8 @! L% C8 ?# |! p
甘多人死，唔见你死。   K0 M1 ?0 a4 D% \# O  L$ l
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?   `# a  c& R, W  n, U
你教我以后点出嚟行?
3 D& ]& E2 i$ X8 i. t3 Q3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
: x/ U; k7 p' Y6 u7 b$ G! J8 J; D如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ! e5 P, S' }- F! g
4 "I saw a pork chop" # i) D; K0 T2 u; E! _2 a/ r
我见到件猪扒啊。
- G# X8 ]# \; `: [5 Are you road?
8 W& e  M# I4 p  P你系咪路啊？
- m, D5 b5 a2 F$ R6 What the water are you? : `. F! [8 C6 t# e" [8 s
你系乜水啊？
0 y1 i$ W' U. F7 Do you big me?
7 L  |$ z# G* E3 s, ?9 O. x你大我啊？
7 [. o: u7 {7 @$ p/ {3 X! X* a8 Zebra chops people.
8 h+ L! N9 R4 r0 D5 ^班马劈友。 ' `7 H& D  e0 R& C6 m" N
9 The king of the cutting girl.
' G" g5 u1 I" k' H/ X/ P- l. x界女王。
& L9 R' v  v. {1 _) m6 T10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
/ x4 H$ n6 _; \批我个头俾你当凳坐。 : `6 R0 T. p) p+ o4 R/ o- p4 d* n% L/ T
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? $ i# F$ ~& o8 ^( }# p
你当我无到？
7 p) _* z1 g# E. V4 a7 W12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. / p  ^5 \# v* s( U# a* [+ C
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
; C+ E1 q8 \" x$ M" G; z5 \13 Today I was very black son. * m3 x, y" Z7 m; o4 V; g
今日我好黑仔。
8 @- s" H' e8 U# W7 _- L14 I am wearing grass. ( u( _4 N$ p2 p, J7 l* v7 x  K( k
我着紧草。
, z; m  I- a+ N! t+ [0 A" O15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
2 n9 d$ n( M/ |! ]8 y  p# U你未够班同我讲数！ / Q2 p. ~4 ?. y
16 Two beat six.
8 z7 ?$ S3 ]. B# i, W& H二打六 ' i3 N7 t2 e. \; ^# o5 x
17 Two five son. " _) ]/ P5 Q* f" s8 |: d
二五仔 , ~) V7 C( K! E0 K
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
% m/ g' P. i+ }) r7 l5 t" i: L琴琴青
# v) j" i7 Y& o% m2 ~8 c% T19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ; P; J- }; E7 j- e
我俾D顏色你睇睇！   t+ W, t; a3 ?. ~- ]
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
; P5 Z+ c' f3 l! R" M( j蠢蠢欲動 。
# z7 H9 b3 `6 n* w21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
4 X7 G/ R; q8 R3 C! n人山人海 。
! Q. Z; s( Z( P; a6 H( t1 Z22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 9 J6 d" ?% W$ \
你算老幾?
$ p) o: B" k# Z7 b# _# _23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
2 N- O+ j" @/ y- M, T你講乜鬼? 7 J% H& c; R/ \3 [8 q. u+ l. b/ ~# E
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 + [# F# \& g+ |
我驚你有牙！
+ I0 G0 k6 U* l6 _- V  {25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 # a# J3 \$ H, g& j, f% L
心花怒放。   
7 |( |0 j" b6 |6 ZFish skin
) W. N3 A4 C( x% s$ S* l5 F6 k鱼皮 。
3 f$ L3 M9 C: j2 k! {Monster of blowing water. 2 Z, Z: I8 f" T/ o1 p; ~, s+ K& Z
吹水怪。 ! n9 a4 F# V& i7 U
Face green green ! P% h1 k- F3 g% {% R2 a
面青青。
- p% B  _9 c! y$ E; BYou see road carefully ) C  S1 u7 u8 @- Q3 E" C, N) ~
你小心睇路 9 z$ }2 d1 P2 p1 U) `
You go to street carefully 7 H" Q& U/ a  n; \6 J+ b
你出街小心D。
( u2 I7 L3 y9 Z* W7 t' oDo the world " R# S* u/ L2 {. @4 C4 j. e
做世界 。
- J5 D! X. z; n+ X) \" @Big tea rice
" W. C0 U. p: R+ p6 c& f大茶饭 。 4 x: C2 h# F4 ?( |4 k9 L! m% a# B' f
American chinese not enough. 1 x% w  h) F1 R
美中不足。
9 f0 H. a9 c8 Z! d8 E+ qKing eight egg. - [; c. r# a* i; u( X  V" f5 k1 @
王八蛋 8 u' S7 o: U- W3 M
High hand. 7 W2 X& V8 z0 I3 t* P5 M
高手
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8 F1 Q2 ^/ _; Q& @0 V/ MOld dot. : I: K0 @( A% g3 j1 ]! [6 c
老点 1 _' G$ g& L1 Z4 H
One old water 7 T7 [1 l  [7 f! y0 l) N
一旧水 ! u9 D3 N8 ]" c& ^9 W5 s6 [
I know your mouse. ' v# ^; L+ o, x! p" T
我识你老鼠！ + b$ m1 }6 y9 [
Measure water/Pound water. 3 f; M6 ^0 t& _* N* B+ d' _
磅水 ' y; K7 b: T/ c: M$ F1 V7 Z$ A
A dragon service.
/ J1 H2 q, k" V( t1 U一条龙服务 # t. a7 l* w. o- m
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
; c7 [1 x- J6 V: v/ |* E' r! A我吹鸡打你班友。
0 {& k0 o9 k6 G2 h0 h4 k" [You jump building.
# g+ ?) w" b* Y- K4 W  S2 Q+ w# T你跳楼啦。
) O4 u$ n/ C  S) XYou come back home and eat banana
6 c$ T% h: r8 u/ @2 O. ^你返屋企食蕉啦
9 q8 p. m4 q. `9 c8 B* CI give you a hair. / [3 h7 G5 d. S: ^7 D9 Q
我俾条毛你ar!
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: h0 Y- u6 }+ d" W) |Collect skin / T! y( g$ `# g* [1 f: x  Q
收皮
( R7 \4 b# J- E* `2 a- ^& o( \' I- UCollect father
" w& [. n# }5 P2 [收爹
4 A6 \) k6 E+ C) BYou give me collect father. , |) y3 b$ R9 Z1 {; N' k3 d
你同我收爹！ + ?0 g8 k2 T. ^: Q9 x
Laugh die me. + w- Y9 G5 A8 k. Q* Y1 V# }
笑死我。
0 |; {( b/ |+ S' x2 y5 EYou give me stop.
6 g# N+ G8 R8 K" J+ L" U+ |你同我企系度。 ) U. `/ F7 _4 U
Eight woman & A8 k6 c+ ~; a5 T1 l( [
八婆 & ?. q4 c; p0 E( M. V1 `. b
Eight woman,you are good! " e" J8 V3 ^2 h/ e5 d8 G' y6 A
八婆，你好o野! - d0 _3 ]: v, Y4 l
What the spring do you do? ! ^0 ?$ q: V- Y! d2 }
你搞乜春啊? / D6 v- |! _6 L& H7 f
A dog of eating dung
; p: o9 J- j) N7 r/ ~2 b$ B% U食屎狗
3 G% [* b8 T7 Q; zA ghost of ass
4 F# a. U, |) d0 c1 G屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
5 N0 z2 o3 _5 B* ?, t都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

4 J; a" Y+ \3 S/ A$ j

0 e- v6 z: V; y7 k2 }totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
6 b! B2 ?1 r' u- S0 C) P1 u! }this is not hong kong style english.....4 l+ R  B4 ]1 [  P! d/ ]! M+ A
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
2 a4 [( R0 d; Ei've already ban this shit.... c2 `6 [: C' K2 A
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.