香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ) [* j, `3 K1 |9 ~
甘多人死，唔见你死。   [  _6 z6 }8 ]
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
. b5 W2 a' h: |' `0 R你教我以后点出嚟行? + y# D5 l$ R4 q# B9 w
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. . a. v. V7 f3 g9 ?% B
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
3 N8 [# k. F7 U9 G$ Z8 @6 v( v: a4 "I saw a pork chop" 9 O- D7 n, `6 I2 r! ?. r
我见到件猪扒啊。 ( V& m+ V+ A! L, c4 H
5 Are you road? 6 T2 i. p8 \% p9 u
你系咪路啊？ / Z7 J8 H6 {7 N' I( F
6 What the water are you?
3 o9 X% H. \* r# z9 h你系乜水啊？ + |  Y0 \- x! z
7 Do you big me?
9 H) {, q9 s1 I+ Q8 m$ ]! K你大我啊？
) K" C: H! B# C* D# ^$ J8 Zebra chops people. & q6 d/ J$ {+ Z- H
班马劈友。 & Y$ ?( v1 a9 X+ g
9 The king of the cutting girl. + c6 d1 ~; q. B! ?* J- q( P) K5 ~
界女王。
9 m8 d: }; b7 O' X6 T10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 9 M2 H! S- `' l) U) F
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
) @5 A0 J2 M# D% C6 x: L4 m& }/ z11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
9 C) }. r9 U, `; [) l你当我无到？ 3 |2 K/ P  t4 k3 m
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 2 V( T7 `1 h; g$ `; R) S- J
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ; |$ n7 f- G2 p
13 Today I was very black son.
* g/ T* _- d* m# e今日我好黑仔。 ( W. W5 Q$ B: G- F! m% v8 |
14 I am wearing grass. ; y* Y; S6 K. p1 t! ~$ E! O* F) A0 C
我着紧草。 , _2 E7 c% y; {0 x; T
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 7 M; G! z4 @  c/ x# |
你未够班同我讲数！
, `4 y" {% m' `7 `16 Two beat six.
4 v' F& s  c4 R. w) @8 H5 t二打六
9 |: j. I$ ]" B$ _" `% F( ~5 |17 Two five son. ; q: F% Z- S) ?' V  p6 C
二五仔
+ U- r* X! H) x" y' V! r18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
9 q, G  T% K3 n  D% J: y琴琴青 ) d7 z( E$ ~9 j0 r# ]$ W
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
& m1 N: N# \4 X7 a$ B我俾D顏色你睇睇！
: y* p6 O6 @1 I20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 8 t* W: z  t- x& B) V& \( \% r9 n
蠢蠢欲動 。
7 }& G- F. ]  w& c21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
+ z3 a9 ~& Y/ ?  S$ U; h$ H人山人海 。
6 P7 m9 w5 T, O2 o8 B" a0 `22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
& R0 s4 e" u, Q- {你算老幾?
! ~* F& n7 r9 [. V0 B3 o# m! y23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 * B% W! |$ M1 c3 I  a1 y+ ~
你講乜鬼?
$ ^) A" ~/ }. n24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 - L- [% [  B/ s% J; U
我驚你有牙！ : ^* p; `; I" ?* l
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
4 I4 E. g! Y( ~- b3 x3 a+ P心花怒放。   ! ~( t! [: ~3 C6 D- J2 [
Fish skin $ J: v8 G/ p3 M- e( L. u* i
鱼皮 。 ) w4 \* V2 V7 p! {8 s
Monster of blowing water. - L6 T! e8 E3 h  R' h0 y5 ]1 X- `
吹水怪。 2 V1 J( q- B% o0 P; h
Face green green
7 q1 Q; `% O# e6 l" O面青青。
8 T+ T' k4 O4 K; cYou see road carefully
/ P( U/ |1 h) f7 \# S% T# Q1 R* t你小心睇路 ; m& O+ |2 O0 \1 |7 Z( `+ e( W/ e
You go to street carefully ! K8 j  b) E/ n0 u  i
你出街小心D。 7 |6 c! M+ F/ s( `: T, X
Do the world
2 V6 K- ?3 ~; n$ N做世界 。
8 B) O: p4 }6 [* I- \2 IBig tea rice
. J4 }" A1 [  ]. L大茶饭 。 . ^5 h7 Y1 U5 U# w8 @
American chinese not enough.
5 s! W* v; O* v# w美中不足。
! I, D* V8 q* y% g+ c0 V- `King eight egg.
7 S9 {# R4 |8 U. p: R3 v王八蛋
1 c3 L9 ]" c' N9 I. p6 WHigh hand.
5 K  g, e  L. [  i, f8 \高手
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6 i6 z6 _# B4 N' \" p6 r$ E" W, pOld dot. 9 B# B8 G- t/ g7 y8 ^5 c
老点
4 d! H* R  R1 }9 Z7 ?2 \! m. {' s2 vOne old water
# L5 d! j) j& D1 ^* w一旧水
/ m5 k* g6 Y- {9 [, G: AI know your mouse.
% [; ]$ x/ p& s+ [  `6 F我识你老鼠！
( T3 ^( ?: I8 M! aMeasure water/Pound water.   g2 J' X. S5 L: T  j% N- O6 s
磅水
% ?+ d% R* F0 c1 r: F* c, }$ T0 UA dragon service. . @" ~) s8 @" w
一条龙服务 ! A4 J/ \% M; q
Pump water.
3 Z( \0 F0 u/ d****
5 w1 h$ |! N6 g, x) YI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. # b) `0 ?' u. G+ k& r! n
我吹鸡打你班友。 : C( g. q( g. k/ Q& L: Y" Z7 e
You jump building.
( f/ Q( E1 g" Z: ?' e4 _你跳楼啦。 9 X7 Z9 _" ?$ Q
You come back home and eat banana
5 ?0 m# ]3 M/ W% w! P. ]9 S: ~你返屋企食蕉啦
7 i0 x5 K1 m& F: w( H3 GI give you a hair. 8 P! B8 w: {8 `
我俾条毛你ar! ( E/ w: r2 ^7 O& c% Y
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Collect skin
( ?2 M' W# C, a# m4 ]0 \. [0 ?收皮 9 t- ~) z* A+ @; b, l7 m0 ^% ^& N
Collect father
9 N6 b" }1 G# t' S$ s2 \收爹
) x: V, l$ l1 V6 lYou give me collect father. 0 x9 J: ~& a; l6 ^. L6 g' e  `
你同我收爹！ & V/ Z: o( }+ @2 C
Laugh die me.
) {# G7 a  h) k% A4 j笑死我。
& X9 s5 h7 {; MYou give me stop. # G+ {" J2 |  L1 t2 p3 n8 |/ V
你同我企系度。 3 U. Z  H  J3 @
Eight woman 5 q* {0 q2 x0 L! u/ {( D
八婆
' T6 @7 G$ L1 w# ~Eight woman,you are good! % j% F# y1 U( p- d8 x
八婆，你好o野!
0 R2 N; n# _: M& Q  \What the spring do you do?
7 f3 R8 b, ~/ q你搞乜春啊? 4 Z' v  S9 p8 Z1 S9 u' r
A dog of eating dung
0 d4 l: @9 g. j, l: Z' h5 V食屎狗 3 f. a* q! M9 T+ e8 E
A ghost of ass ' Z5 M+ F/ o. q. ]
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
: B+ e/ @7 @1 U: `5 B都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......+ q# s) x. }3 O! {/ u9 W" l
this is not hong kong style english.....2 M* B3 Q5 R# z# A9 D5 u
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....' E( @  V! A0 M
i've already ban this shit...4 I) X# `1 M0 K0 B9 k
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.