香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 6 E+ ^0 h+ {& x2 h% B0 v8 `
甘多人死，唔见你死。 1 ?3 x& c2 }9 I) N7 n
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 0 P+ m" `( m. `" ]! N
你教我以后点出嚟行?
0 N3 k. x8 z( v! Z& p3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. + Y3 A3 h  f+ j8 F5 V0 Y
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ) d+ ~$ W3 E" P" C0 a9 @
4 "I saw a pork chop" ; P) }8 b; A1 o! A2 v9 J
我见到件猪扒啊。 $ `, Q: ?0 O8 ]: j5 _& c/ s% [' x
5 Are you road? ' j4 m- b' Y8 q" m9 x4 O: @
你系咪路啊？
* l! x; q1 Y) {$ u2 ]5 n) F9 U6 What the water are you? 8 n$ u: F& x% _9 j- i
你系乜水啊？ * P6 g  Y, \8 x0 a. {: M
7 Do you big me?
0 D+ p; _/ l2 B7 [; R1 @/ M# a* c) ^你大我啊？ ) A1 X& @" r7 a" F. u( S% \% V4 D9 N
8 Zebra chops people. + n/ h+ X% T$ Z0 f
班马劈友。
# I8 V, j' a7 h9 P5 k6 e9 The king of the cutting girl. 2 ^8 q& v8 p& T" O7 D1 C
界女王。
5 w# X/ g+ q6 Q10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 6 u; Q# ?7 z: z4 o" \' o
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 9 d! W- p2 o! Q! U0 ]
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? + `1 l' S7 B$ y- U3 L$ X/ a2 J/ N
你当我无到？ + o$ h0 _1 t1 K
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. ( V% G# E1 o3 O' C7 t5 z
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ $ k6 V- n% t7 n/ w
13 Today I was very black son.
2 G. P2 _! f, A! N. b* ?8 `今日我好黑仔。 * T: \$ A$ h6 o6 k. N3 Z
14 I am wearing grass. 0 {7 A! T# Y( L# r: Y! D3 v
我着紧草。 / x6 G# _2 Z( \0 G' d
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 4 u! w* {" _2 A3 j, H3 L# q( Y; t
你未够班同我讲数！ : E! _1 |+ d# b4 p6 [% Y
16 Two beat six.
" E) T& a9 ^9 y二打六 ; ~# Z/ I( G( f  v0 p) y" I( V
17 Two five son. % l$ |4 y6 |; [) F+ j
二五仔 3 t. ?; ?- W9 v: z
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　   O/ h9 @2 A& U, g' H# n
琴琴青 / m) |5 ?# d) m1 Q3 o; @! o2 h3 l
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
6 Z! L& `. a: ?7 ]9 [8 m% H" G我俾D顏色你睇睇！ - {! X- e9 z2 c% R7 @
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ; b# T# F& I9 |
蠢蠢欲動 。
5 S7 a6 j; q8 Z% A% S* v% d21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 + N1 t4 m* ~4 }; n$ f  u
人山人海 。
1 K, O% j9 m" q22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ; b, p& v+ g: t! m
你算老幾?
  x( p* c4 n6 }& ]; Z- C. o- B23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 - I4 t' t: j& j5 B4 ~1 N4 P
你講乜鬼? 2 j* E" F5 ?* ]# S6 H  ?- N! W
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
2 j( h+ m9 @& M7 W& N我驚你有牙！ # N$ |/ W* C: p7 B$ Y( T6 X; @
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
' u6 R) i8 q+ W心花怒放。   6 K  B# U( V# x/ t6 ]3 b
Fish skin
/ s- b' c. l; R  P. c鱼皮 。 9 d' E) d, R0 Z- ?# K! v2 }8 s
Monster of blowing water.
- R  t0 \0 w9 z' Z( H) Q9 v吹水怪。 7 |  ?& G$ ]8 ~- {, ~+ ^
Face green green
0 n8 V/ z* W* o# d面青青。 " D, V3 W1 x+ i/ S
You see road carefully
7 `; H: ^  C7 O  o3 \你小心睇路 - m6 B5 T# g* D* m( I+ e
You go to street carefully
" z( x  ?7 E" q+ u$ i你出街小心D。
; ]( a4 m  {3 \5 YDo the world ! t  o( ]( M* o
做世界 。
1 x/ l/ R: `7 I1 m5 dBig tea rice   {/ a6 H3 e! W& J3 ?8 L
大茶饭 。
( `1 V0 k& e( A% P) XAmerican chinese not enough.
9 t* Z, `$ U9 J美中不足。
  x. m/ G, o! y! }3 O, p+ |# nKing eight egg. + m! H4 v, d" G! R) F) L0 }$ |
王八蛋
+ b& {; w' ~. hHigh hand.
8 P/ e6 Y3 `$ `高手 9 P1 z* k/ H' o) X! p- Z1 O7 v

$ r0 G6 l: p: jOld dot.
( V5 b) l* }! R/ y3 r老点 / J& C, z3 Q0 P. _
One old water
, F( N- v* U: h. A一旧水
; l9 U: L! X4 p5 Y3 @I know your mouse.
8 Z+ X- @1 ^# u) l! U我识你老鼠！ 6 y  s- z- I1 t$ y) x9 z
Measure water/Pound water.
5 t" G7 Z, J+ d磅水
0 X* Y, o4 K, b* z# |! `A dragon service.
) B0 \! d' A2 R% C一条龙服务 / i! O/ x5 G. I9 k. _) J
Pump water.
0 A# B: I' C5 c$ f. U8 K****
! D9 [, ?6 K' q- z0 P) BI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ) Z' x9 F" K" d1 F+ q! h2 U+ p
我吹鸡打你班友。
# X6 b% D' M8 p+ k' ^! ~1 DYou jump building. * B% r  e" e# s0 @) M9 z
你跳楼啦。
! a4 x# b7 {: bYou come back home and eat banana
$ A8 D$ P6 j$ R$ e4 q: G你返屋企食蕉啦
, M7 T2 i9 [: H. a1 vI give you a hair. 8 S" S! J, z  b' V! v: }
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin 4 j! @7 ^* Y+ ~! _4 a
收皮 & F7 e, P: J+ H- c
Collect father , d- M: Z  |- b$ M) A0 i" W8 e
收爹
5 V& v  ~9 Q) H! k6 {  _  YYou give me collect father.
: R$ c4 r. q& X8 d+ T# L你同我收爹！
( b0 y( ^$ B# B! m/ O) j! p* dLaugh die me. / O: T1 }6 _6 r3 \6 e9 |/ o
笑死我。 ! R/ y6 D: g( ]7 ?
You give me stop.
+ l3 q; b8 e' V, ?7 D+ |你同我企系度。
$ I9 E7 K  O4 d, G0 K2 ~Eight woman 4 W0 _5 S$ J' t0 J5 L
八婆 & D0 W$ M/ N, u5 p  M
Eight woman,you are good! 3 V1 D+ }5 _+ L! A
八婆，你好o野!
3 L' _; s; U+ d  o& o7 n% {What the spring do you do? ; {. {' |# h- Q
你搞乜春啊?
  I; y7 o, U3 ]4 OA dog of eating dung
4 r* r; B% D: Z  X6 H7 S' H, L9 l. _食屎狗
8 v$ F) S+ c0 R9 A0 ]" B) X" }A ghost of ass - S. Q, Q) G: T6 |6 I4 `6 K
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....2 D- G# [" m: O9 R5 O
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

- _2 R3 c, e: d4 j% l8 k: [  w2 |" a7 Y) N! v" Z- i2 X5 `
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
/ J0 t/ x: C1 _" b+ o% Wthis is not hong kong style english.....  i4 C# U; S* D9 l0 T5 r9 L
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....2 R% U4 U2 `* @  i' C0 `
i've already ban this shit...0 B$ v/ P5 X2 J. m( p  y/ ^
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.