[散文小品區] [轉貼]男人很難取悅!![toro+]

roykenroy

Men Are Hard To Pleased
男人很難取悅!!

The problems with GUYS:
男人的問題是：

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳對他好，他說妳愛上他了．

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
對他不好，他說妳驕傲．

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他．

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不，他說妳是鄉下來的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果跟他理論，他說妳固執

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沈默，他說妳沒大腦！

If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聰明，他沒面子

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聰明，他很棒！

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不愛他，他想擁有妳

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果妳愛他，他試著離開妳．

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
如果妳告訴他妳的問題，他說妳麻煩

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不，他說妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳罵他，妳好像他奶媽

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他罵妳，是表示他“關心”妳

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳沒有守承諾，妳是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承諾，他是不得以的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸煙，妳是壞女人

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
如果他吸煙，他是紳士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果妳考試成績好，他說是運氣

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好，他說是實力！

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳傷害他，表示妳很殘忍

If he HURTS u, u are too  SENSITIVE!! sooo hard to please!!!!!
如果他傷害妳，表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅！


If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
如果你寄這封信給男生，他們會發誓以上是不正確的．．

but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
如果你不寄給他們，他們說妳自私．．

The  moral of the story  is.......
以上的故事告訴我們：
SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY...
快轉寄這郵件給男生吧！
Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
轉寄給女生，讓她們笑一笑！



[ Last edited by toro on 2005-5-21 at 10:51 PM ]

Rika

笑下好喇
千奇唔好當真呀

toro

唔錯噃！有d都係真ga+5 la

gundamman678

男人難取悅，但女人難猜透~~