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Originally posted by bioamen at 2005-7-20 10:18 PM:
I love your story, more plz, support
Thanks for reading. But I type much slower than I speak. I will finish my whole story here. At least tell 'til the end of chasing the 2nd gal (which would be much longer and more I can learn for what a (hk)gal thinks in love affair).
酒我飲,交我打;
煙我唔戒,朋友我唔出賣!
......續前

o係Minnie屋企留到過晒鐘,要走o勒,唔係唔駛番屋企:因為冇車o架o勒。雖然以當時既情形睇,唔走,Minnie都會畀我留o係佢屋企過夜(之前從未試過),但係我雖然不敢自稱君子,但係亦唔鐘意o係人脆弱時佔便宜,況且我係唔鍾意隨便o既女仔,所以好快咁跑去火車站搭火車。到站o勒,但係已經七點幾,冇巴士轉車,唯有搭的士。呢次唔駛等,因為火車站度永遠有條的士龍等客。上咗車,心情興奮但係有o野諗:究竟頭先Minnie話以後唔嬲我係咪認真呢?我本人對承諾係好seriouso既,觀乎Minnie講時o既神情,唔似講玩笑o既喎,但係依我所認識o既佢,似乎係好難做到呢點o架喎......突然我醒起一樣o野,我係好鍾意睇金庸o既小說o既,我o的中文都係o係佢度學返o黎,阿張無忌個老母(注意:母字o係呢度唔好用高聲讀,要讀低聲先係好禮貌既稱呼-->o係古文o黎講)殷素素臨死前交帶阿無忌仔唔好信女人,而且越靚o既女人就越唔好信。雖則阿素素姐都係女人,如果阿無忌take佢o既adviceo既話係會變成paradox。之但係念在素素係佢阿媽,阿媽係唯一唔會跣你o既女人o黎,所以可以excempt。咁信Minnie定無忌媽好呢?雖則我同無忌媽素未謀面,但係我係好佩服查先生o既,佢o既小說好睇係因為佢人生經驗豐富,而且佢又熟讀史書,所以寫出o黎o既o野係同真實世界好吻合o既。咁如果信佢,咪唔可以信Minnie?但係Minnie係我女友o黎喎,冇理由唔信佢o架?咁......咁......究竟信邊個好?但係唔駛過好耐,我就知道邊個信得過o的啦......

[ Last edited by attaboy on 2005-7-21 at 01:37 AM ]
酒我飲,交我打;
煙我唔戒,朋友我唔出賣!
oh, I'm not telling you to write faster, I can wait, you have all the time you need............but just I'm just glad that you're sharing you story with others, I can also learn somthing from it.~!!!
Originally posted by bioamen at 2005-7-21 11:11 AM:
oh, I'm not telling you to write faster, I can wait, you have all the time you need............but just I'm just glad that you're sharing you story with others, I can also learn somthing from it.~!!!
我自己都好想打得快o的,因為我過埋七月會冇咁得閒,同埋差唔多成十年冇打咁長o既中文o勒,所以好多字有時要諗好耐先記得點打。但唔用中文又唔傳神,盡人事啦。其實講我o既故事出o黎都係覺得,大部份男仔都成日唔知女仔諗乜,正如十年前我真係冇諗過原來有o的野女仔係咁諗o架喎,今日o係認識過話多唔多,話少唔少,同唔同類型o既女仔後,總結經驗,查找不足,希望年青一輩唔好再犯o的我犯過o既錯。話晒當年上帝造女人出o黎係要o黎幫阿當解悶,而唔係差遣個女仔o黎玩佢o麻。
酒我飲,交我打;
煙我唔戒,朋友我唔出賣!
......續前

之後每日我都間唔中諗下o個個信邊個好o既問題,但不出三日,Minnie己經畀答案我o勒:佢又發氣啦!雖則係小發,但係呢次對我o黎講意義好重大。我問佢:吓?!乜你唔係話以後都唔發我脾氣o既咩?點知佢o既答法係好神奇,好似睇緊迷離境界咁:有咩?我幾時有講過呀?我:o係我送隻公仔畀你o個日,即係三日前,幾日喳喎,咁快就唔記得?Minnie:真係唔記得喎,但係就算講過都o係個日o既事啦,都過咗去。心諗:吓?!咁都得!?好在我唔係同佢做生意o即,如果唔係實聽破產都得啦!不過都好,證明查先生的確係有先見之明,嗯!以後我會緊記阿張太o既遺言o勒。同埋,諗深一層,阿張大俠無忌就係當阿媽講o既o野係耳邊風(正如大部份做仔o既一樣),所以先畀阿朱九真,周芷若,趙明,朱兒輪住o黎玩,小昭好o的,都叫做冇立心玩過佢,但係都呃佢話自己係做妹仔,臨走前先話佢知聖女身份。呢個時候我又醒起死鬼古龍大概講過:如果一個男人以為自己係好明白女人o既話,咁佢就絕對係唔明女人o勒。講到女人,阿龍哥實在係比查先生「到」好多,皆因佢成世人都係o係酒同女人中渡過。多年後,阿江主席o係電視度借鬧寶娃娃敎訓中國人:你們呀,真是too simple, sometime naive!雖然sometime漏咗s,naive佢又講成「呢乎」而唔係「乃依乎」,但係都無損佢o既誠意o既。當我睇到電視時,真係宜不得阿主席早十年坐正,o係宣誓o個日用呢句說話訓示全國,咁我以前就可以早o的醒水,唔會成日咁乃依乎信人......由其係女人!(ex)主席你o係得o既!(但係都請你唔好再o係公眾塲合梳頭同打喊露,影響中國人形象!Thank you very much!)
酒我飲,交我打;
煙我唔戒,朋友我唔出賣!
......續前

好o勒,上咗人生對女人o既第一課,日子就開始覺得容易過。而總結呢一課,我得出對女人同你講o既任何o野,都係要:千祈千祈千祈,唔好唔好唔好,當真當真當真!唔好睇小呢十八個字,佢唔單止比起六字大明呪字數多兩倍,威力更加係大兩次方以上!男士們,當你有關於女仔o既煩惱時,攞出黎唸一唸,登時心境舒暢,腦筋靈活......至少係我身上係咁worko既!咁之後雖然我同Minnie都重係活o係激嬲,tum番,再激嬲,再tum番o既cyclle裡面,但係都算係情趣,日子都好快活。直至有一日,又瀕臨分手邊緣o勒,呢次同上次唔同,我已經心淡冇興趣挽回o勒......
酒我飲,交我打;
煙我唔戒,朋友我唔出賣!
What a good story, pls keep on.
......續前

拍咗拖九個月後有一日放學,我都好似如常放學後咁到Minnie屋企坐坐。但係好衰唔衰,談笑間又串呀Minnie似朱古力,因為Minnie膚色係天生偏黑o既,雖然唔係劉青雲o個隻,但係就好似o岩o岩去完東南亞遊行完返o黎咁。呢樣笑,我由開始拍拖已經成日時不時攞o黎講,但係係冇惡意o既,只係開玩笑咁講。我都知Minnie唔鍾意呢個所謂笑話,但係次次講到咁上下,佢就會話:夠啦吓,再講真係嬲o架!咁我亦都會收口,始終都唔係講出o黎要佢唔開心,只係玩吓o即。但係o個次o係佢屋企,再提番呢個講過十九幾萬次o既笑話,佢唔笑不特止,重o係無畀warning情況下立刻發脾氣。咁我都知係我唔好,即刻say sorry啦!冇用,繼續嬲。再tum,唔掂,都係嬲,咁盡埋最後努力,再tum多次,重越o黎越嬲添!咁之前都講過我份人心急,三tum唔成,呢次到我嬲o勒!我覺得大家都拍咗咁耐拖,我係點o既人佢都好清楚o架啦。佢都成日話我串串貢o架,亦都知我對住男仔Frens時講o野重過份,同埋佢而家嬲o個樣o野,之前都試過十九幾萬次啦,冇理由而家先咁大反應o架o麻?咁我呢個人呢,平時已經唔係咁好老脾,到我真係發脾氣時就真係唔係人咁品,雖然我冇乜幾可真係發惡,但係所有有幸或不幸見識過我發脾氣o既人,由其係女仔(但除咗我阿媽,因為我o的臭脾氣就係來自佢o的geneo既),都會驚咗我。嗯......或者正確o的講,係怕咗我,即係避之則吉o個種。咁同Minnie拍拖呢九個月o黎,我都好克制,話晒女朋友追番o黎係愛o黎錫,唔係愛o黎糟質o架o麻,所以之前只有小發,冇大發過。但呢次我覺得佢好冇理由,同埋,我開始覺得越就佢,佢就越亂發脾氣,所以o係o個一刻學呀脹爆話齋:我要爆啦~~~!!!!

[ Last edited by attaboy on 2005-7-21 at 07:32 PM ]
酒我飲,交我打;
煙我唔戒,朋友我唔出賣!
......續前

唔嬲由自可,一嬲火上加火,o係火遮眼o既情況下我係咩都做得出o既。我當時衝口而出同佢講:我頂唔順啦!如果成日都為呢o的小事嬲我,咁繼續拍拖落去都冇乜意思啦!不如分手o勒!跟住我頭也不回咁走出門口,亦都唔知阿Minnie乜o野反應。一路行去火車站,一路都重好慶。其實同Minnie講o既都唔係完全出於衝動,而我真係咁覺得,兩個人緊係o係埋一齊開心o的先會決定拍拖或結婚o架?冇理由你又唔開心,我又唔開心重要迫住日日見呱?所以其實當我見到好多男女成日(特別係兩公婆)投訴佢另外o個半時,我係大惑不解o既。好似楝篤華講咁,冇人求婚時會跪响度,攞出鮮花同戒指,同個女仔講:求你嫁畀我啦,賤人!你一定係覺得佢係個好理想o既伴侶先同佢o係埋一齊o架?咁點你又會對你心目中咁理想o既人諸多投訴呢?呢個問題我以前諗極都唔明,但係後來已經SOLVE出答案,但係太複雜同長篇,唔係呢詳述啦。好o勒,講完分手後,呢次我真係唔係講笑,我已經決定分手o勒。咁我做人對於下咗決心要做o既事,係會覆行得好徹底o既。首先返到屋企,搵晒所有有關Minnieo既o野出o黎,其中有o的,因為當時重好嬲,所以攞出o黎時好大力咁丟落地,整爛咗。搵齊後攞個袋袋好佢,第二日返學叫阿Jean送番畀Minnie。阿Jean話Minnie收到o的o野時冇乜反應,咁我都唔係好care,因為我都重嬲緊。過咗兩三日,打開衣櫃,見到一個音樂盒,o弊,重有樣Minnieo既o野o係度添!呢個音樂盒係o個次送完隻大老鼠Minnie,佢話唔好意思累我駛咁多錢而送番畀我o既。個音樂盒雖則冇隻老鼠咁貴,但係要都成3 HUNDRED,即成千幾二千蚊港紙。但係我唔係咁鐘意o的唔等駛......即係冇乜實用價值既o野,所以拎返屋企後就pat埋入衣櫃。咁,冇理由keep住佢o架,擺o係度又呀定,又篤口篤鼻,但係掉咗佢又好o徙。好,就送番去畀Minnie啦,而送音樂盒呢一程就攪到我同Minnie分唔成手o勒。
酒我飲,交我打;
煙我唔戒,朋友我唔出賣!
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