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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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% A8 |: F8 }! s/ B性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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; C  s8 t3 W9 q; ^習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 4 u6 ^$ {; ^3 a% W, E
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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+ ^6 u, v; Q, }) C昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 7 a& o0 K* @; ?# r" E2 Z
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ; t) X8 f0 m- }9 `& ]

( V" Z  l! Z- A子不學:If you don't study hard, , G5 y; Y) `7 t2 W9 U2 h3 M

6 @$ B; n) y4 U( t0 d斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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0 @& z" R9 b5 h4 I7 c5 e竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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6 N$ b& }% G" b有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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& e6 y0 {( E, Q+ t4 x6 w( ~. J教五子 :All his five son took it $ J) E/ _8 d1 B- v- i4 t
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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, h) r9 F  H8 e3 h* }養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, - |+ x. ^/ w; g! Y4 ~! {) ~5 q
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 8 X: y/ @; |6 o& @) z% ?# c

, ^8 U2 }  T1 o8 i4 @9 n/ n教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ' z4 L  p1 `) K/ s% b0 {! e- O
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 8 u) ?( t4 p& Y6 U9 Z

- q$ Z1 \0 s- p9 N# w幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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( y4 b0 C) i! [) U) r* j玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ) }- Q4 C5 b; @! K+ r$ g

7 E1 p& K8 o0 V; ]. N人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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