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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 3 i5 _1 w' J0 E0 K% ~5 {
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ! R% u" k$ F# W7 q# q# c/ L; Q. ~

, ~7 b& r0 n7 Y5 |% d苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. + X+ ~7 P/ T- e8 z

% Z. O# S8 k7 G7 v) j* E0 ~, o昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 9 l$ a8 |4 X, B" s

7 S- \+ x( `% Y8 w  g擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 9 u7 x7 w9 s; |  ]/ g6 q
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 4 M: Y. U9 z" S6 A3 l+ H  o& u; F
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.   n( ?- Q' V/ H4 x" e/ l

' U) F% I* B# S9 P3 @竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 0 n) @, C: p4 ~7 T" \- \

) ]# z( h" a  W* E: _2 F' c7 w有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it : A. z% n, Z+ y$ g
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ! r* k4 K7 @( L  B

9 H, m+ l2 K2 e! D. Y養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 1 T: h1 e7 m2 A$ ?- Q% y' M

6 u( _! H+ m$ X1 L4 d父之過 :It is all your fault. ' H9 u) |1 i3 p2 Z- b
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + K/ Q2 |$ ]' T9 N4 v3 b1 m, C- H0 z
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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9 p' E! i& a9 M$ n. m- s* s子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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# C' a1 e6 A. E: h非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, " \$ B6 u2 P6 z
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 5 L+ I, S) z: |
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, # m% a) B0 o9 B* U- N  j0 w
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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: z# M8 K, ]9 X) _$ @! t7 C不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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