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人之初:At the beginning of life. ( v0 E$ k- `+ M, ~
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性本善:Sex is good.
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4 v1 o& i7 \# E& t# C! k性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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% t- _# V8 ^3 Q習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. , J9 T3 A8 f+ f6 {: I

0 J" w" C6 ~$ v苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it ! z$ l3 _8 j* z4 F' o4 f7 i
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. + ^/ g" A$ ^) s% f. H
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. * ~2 u% ^  m/ l! A
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 1 ]1 i9 O; |% E4 L# O4 Z
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous " J6 N$ {  q( s, O$ r- S3 c

5 j1 t3 ]& I+ ^/ j  n1 i有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine $ P" K+ x8 _( q% x& G5 C0 y

, }/ e5 D. _; L( h0 ]教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. + Q% V- U, H( p$ K

6 r& [! |" Z- o* b; _, S- Q. x養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 0 ?) m# o3 l- i/ k, b% F

- M# l4 G& \5 ?) L父之過 :It is all your fault.
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9 O3 z$ i5 C+ d+ G教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 4 g7 o8 K9 J9 l. T# O3 X

# s, g  Q9 I. W: x4 G, ~. ], P" k師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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& ^4 G' j/ a" Y" e: C. ?  t子不學 :You may refuse to study this 8 E0 b" m- U! ^, o5 _

5 B: J' [9 G8 X9 f1 m0 U) A非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, " ~+ a# t& f" t  v+ f
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. / Q& `: C: _1 c# ~$ q+ k

$ |7 _: x: ^4 n* {  z& l人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ! @  p/ I7 R# B& y+ B

! h% X: e( A5 l; J5 q2 P8 Y7 K不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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