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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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( S* d& P, M: Q; Q" W; I性本善:Sex is good. 0 z. }3 i5 B9 ~5 N& @/ n

! m% N6 a6 r& m& O& H; H0 N性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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7 g$ t- b' y; R6 V1 C習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. % W( {9 k' s6 ~6 ~( f- }
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 0 @2 j6 h( H% q% O9 b3 }7 M. d$ ?
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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. U1 _8 z+ D. t/ w昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, / O; i" {8 S* A& G  F/ H
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. , g3 o  B5 O" e, D

$ n1 o9 y; P: k- M/ [竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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. G6 [. q5 H% K) z/ n' N有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 7 g, y$ }+ Z5 O; H

1 q, l' o$ p: Z. a養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 7 n6 C) S' ]7 T
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父之過 :It is all your fault. " y# j3 d3 p  n5 `+ t4 t9 Q
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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( C( s2 r( g7 h- K" ~師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. " ~7 F, o5 I2 n( Z: n

5 l: Y$ G! d' S1 l$ f/ u: L子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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1 a/ {2 l3 T( a6 R5 \( p. f非所宜 :but that is a real mistake / m9 {( J$ m" z! W/ |! a
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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" o8 g, f% z! i不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. / P' G. [1 C9 g& @

. x: }: _% l2 ~9 M$ v人不學 :If you don't learn sex, * ~) H# t$ p4 ?; t$ ?% J5 P& ^
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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