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人之初:At the beginning of life. . u  D2 k/ {; d. O+ H

) {4 x) P) g0 D( ?性本善:Sex is good.
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' v! I' ], R) |* V8 o性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. / t9 H% R6 b' B
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 9 r+ l$ A' H6 C
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ' l+ L1 I' Y0 ]8 z2 v* q# w; m
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ) ?2 a* M0 h* q+ s2 k% q9 O" b

# E: G9 p0 J0 L) S) v% h子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 3 U, d2 f! L- q& u/ K  U
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ' `. ], `, `% X8 K' A4 @
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 1 k9 R3 N& B2 Z4 L6 {% P8 n
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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* T0 A0 c4 g, x9 A6 @% e名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 2 u5 P& X( E* A  T0 i3 y- }
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 0 M$ w, `5 z2 J3 m! ~
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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& x9 W4 m, V; Z. A+ ~& R/ F) h教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, - c- n0 E& z- d. |
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 9 X. D) X/ N; L" f; z4 @/ B6 r. G
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 7 _! H6 a* W* _2 U
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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7 E$ r3 O$ F% O; }0 X% W: d老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 2 t( h' h2 C) U& U; G

% y: X( O; h$ ~8 A1 |# p) V+ n* |1 ~不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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9 @0 a; R( K/ d/ H0 Y3 r; u人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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