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人之初:At the beginning of life. ! ?& [: R& w% J3 X0 h0 e

0 a, l3 S: A* B8 I/ D性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. , A! U9 l9 I) H+ v5 v

- }# i( K7 Y. {; R# i' f習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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& r; u/ c6 h( \9 i4 n. o) C/ a苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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7 d9 t  A; t5 d& R; n2 C- `性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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# h4 [+ E8 e. P7 Z+ B教之道:The way of learning it 9 ~( a  R8 `6 K; h" M

* @5 h/ |6 d$ K" F貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 6 ~+ q" Y) m1 R, i( k# S
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. , l# M5 ~+ m9 z5 t$ w6 ]

* W! C) M8 Y0 u  x; j+ [子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 7 j1 c0 Z) P% w" }; U) v4 c+ X
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ' h) h3 A, a% T5 H' X
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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9 f3 J2 K% A/ T! ?教五子 :All his five son took it
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* M$ T: v- Z* C% v# ^: q# g名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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( G5 y# @' O5 s" ~4 I+ ~* s養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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  @3 L6 Q2 |+ X- P. x教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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% c8 S! N* t( P# D8 M$ Y子不學 :You may refuse to study this   Y5 N7 o$ R0 c9 R# F
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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6 ~2 u( Y  C5 z幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 6 k/ [# ^# B- ]+ r$ }1 \
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged + `) I; N) ~9 K) s! t

! n7 \3 X9 H, A8 u7 D玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, % g7 j7 j8 q0 s2 j( c2 F" v

1 H: G. ^; @2 O  W# z, {0 }* }* G不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ) F4 ^+ R5 t1 i& z! J+ M7 t6 f& n5 n
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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