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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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2 [( H) p- l9 h, X性本善:Sex is good. # c) Q  F: N3 k

2 ~* {6 [9 k% M, B" a/ n6 l6 S性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 6 J  W. d, r* s8 r0 t# M

/ W; ~& V% E; Y性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 8 [6 z( d& P8 `+ r( u3 X
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教之道:The way of learning it
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4 e9 {; E9 n2 M6 [6 l! V. d貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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: d0 i6 R7 Y8 w昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng % B! \( w& z/ C/ _' h6 r

- ~% f6 e5 H- }擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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$ n6 S# f9 T+ l% r斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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/ ]  `6 j  p# I有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 2 ~/ r6 y) A2 `% i* O

* R# }4 j; Z3 U" v. B教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ' @! F3 N7 p6 i0 x

7 A6 v3 F. w% t$ q. Z# h. `5 Y養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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* l! j1 j; J8 p* V8 j父之過 :It is all your fault. 0 P' O1 H/ C8 n) ^: Q5 p

: ?1 U! S8 s( E5 v* V8 `2 Z6 H, h教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ' Z2 ]8 Q2 o; l
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this . u- y9 t" V7 g* f! B
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake % \7 j4 A- w5 |" d6 o& ?( q
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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! q5 i# F3 K; y& J玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,   g5 _$ B, z% m( U

7 A- w  m  C9 W" `9 q不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. : s( X* r" {, h

7 \& K4 E( D* i2 l; F9 q人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 3 G! M, ^# c& e9 z8 ~( B* s$ H/ L8 Q
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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