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人之初:At the beginning of life. ( q( \: \& h: b$ W$ d0 ~0 x
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性本善:Sex is good.
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" @/ c  E) H  a性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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5 k# u! h% J- p3 p習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 9 q" U3 }5 s+ P$ r. j9 p
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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' J* @8 w8 V$ H- \8 e/ d性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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$ Y& d4 I8 a1 Y* j教之道:The way of learning it 1 g& F4 V# F- `3 V2 `! x+ H3 U
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. / J2 K; T8 _- y6 t4 G
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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* b( Y6 f8 H0 ^- m擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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1 M/ a: ^8 r# ^5 S# e4 D/ \斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 1 H% o# T# O7 i$ W3 T

4 T; d5 ^8 u" A/ Y/ D8 f$ Z( u1 d竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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( b, A+ ?3 \+ @4 X9 A, s有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 0 }+ E% ~' K8 I7 b( {, r5 O

3 G. x5 i( i$ b; K* {名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. . E" X% O+ l7 f+ T5 I5 ]0 [

8 S! Y8 ]  }* [$ ^  c7 b* ?養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 2 S1 u1 ~9 m* k% X( Y4 h" M2 w

8 X& S, v; f. \; x父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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# \0 m& ?( z: \& S7 r1 x# P非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 5 P' @; v3 h% k
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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& V* h4 \( e6 y5 W' T人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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3 @$ `# L/ K5 c, G! P不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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