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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life.
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% A, H2 A, Y$ R5 b性本善:Sex is good.
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' M! Q: n6 L1 g/ Z; D性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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; a; O; b+ u/ u- r習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 8 W- K0 P. L/ s
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 2 r# y5 D; q. y- p! k% ?2 @
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教之道:The way of learning it 8 x, k- R! r0 |& T- E& Y# }# c
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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) M- E7 O! c8 k: K. T# ?6 Y昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng $ s. P( o: @+ }
% d* `! g, Y( f擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ( ~& U; S4 p [+ \. w+ s
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子不學:If you don't study hard, ' J0 M8 l" a- {& f8 A
$ A7 D+ i; ~& S& c4 ~斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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% c. n) H8 E4 K. m0 h) x5 @: C有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 9 e, d/ o8 h$ t. K) x: D
1 U4 }# G( O1 o/ E9 R* s4 c; L教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. # d0 _& F5 |; Z, M8 X8 R# f
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 4 x# w% v& u; B4 B y C& @, w
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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! G7 e# g: h% ]/ L) p師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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9 v1 i" p. z: p1 m8 ^子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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_5 R, m7 I5 z非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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% o7 ]" _" a; r5 H; ~9 _幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, - i* F# L" |3 L" e
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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! p4 _+ Z# E+ f2 M玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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+ a3 N2 p, t, @6 m% {' Y* s8 g8 |0 O4 j不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ; f; a0 u$ h; q4 O5 ~" U* G3 m3 `/ W$ W
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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