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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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* u% T. p- V: }/ |4 x性本善:Sex is good.
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  I' c% X, }/ J% A/ U性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 7 D! u1 W% }# T2 S/ m' `

- Y! j  k: Y2 H) y) }習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ( f, B6 C( ]/ I- A: O4 U. T8 ^4 Q& t

7 R. k* f/ U3 X: Y7 b3 ]苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ' j7 W0 Z) T. E9 d% r
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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/ `, M0 [, e5 |& }教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. , V: w9 q, u) f! b, m! ^9 j+ h
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng - Z, H7 w3 o* G! Q5 D& A) @2 H* x
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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  Z  `  N# C" p, P竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous , a% D+ i4 J" |: L! x
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it   o9 S) q2 v' F6 ?
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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1 L3 W& k/ C( T. N0 V7 z養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. & y7 \4 D, C  {# U8 g$ K* o! U% o
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, , o; u5 ^! F4 A2 I9 P

8 {8 F- M  [5 Q5 a3 `7 J8 t# w9 z師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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$ u6 X' H3 G- N  J7 I0 I6 X子不學 :You may refuse to study this ' U' Y" |, X8 a9 q7 p% H4 `. U
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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8 |3 U$ Z- P. t  J9 U9 x幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, : s% f# i1 \' {8 ^6 N& J: [% Q
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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- u/ v; S( J0 e& f1 T/ D不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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  [) W% K# _) p2 B9 P/ O; j% w3 j人不學 :If you don't learn sex, % j5 @: {( W2 [" U4 H" @9 h
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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