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人之初:At the beginning of life. % m( E8 h; D: b

9 z+ ~8 [. Y+ x) d- Z8 I, M性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. . J; `) D" {% v

6 o2 C( z/ p! f習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. / G3 u  u9 a3 S4 w2 T$ m8 L
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教之道:The way of learning it 6 m' ~' F3 c! A7 E4 H% s- C

0 F8 ^8 ~1 i  [: L( `貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. : p! ~+ {5 O, Q& v- S0 R1 _
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng + V, g2 L) v; W9 J% ?* N7 v

) K/ _* ]+ N* p4 J9 i- B9 h8 u擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 7 P* d- f! [$ A- ?5 Z; D
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子不學:If you don't study hard, ! x' U. P) H! k- U' `
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. & b4 k" A0 e0 W$ P
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ( w: J# u3 b6 |* s: |

. Q2 h" q: @& @+ b* A0 j有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it * V: n7 X3 x) s

% `7 _/ T- y* e6 \" K, r名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. : A5 e5 P) |/ ^9 [' c# h/ c

4 j  T# Z6 A4 B3 j+ g, F養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ) n" a7 \$ u. E: l& N% z

  m( n) x6 C' l' _* p父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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: v* @0 T4 B/ y. P$ K( C8 ?師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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! r, i& H/ A! A2 f; ^3 x子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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5 y& H! Y! l; L+ n" J( a9 {非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 4 ?7 f+ q; D! s8 m
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 2 s" D% S  L, ?3 d) m
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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' d- m" }8 k, l9 B& h' V$ s人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 3 @( e/ E. _; G5 Y

( Y) j6 G7 J2 h% h- u不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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