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人之初:At the beginning of life. 5 ^9 k2 w# m/ V$ @7 u* N- A
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性本善:Sex is good. ' Z0 ?7 `7 ^- `
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 9 ]  G0 `( e2 m; U2 v  F

7 C7 D. t5 U$ ^+ F# h. d苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 2 d$ a8 p3 Q/ ]3 `7 r

! P- K0 B0 ^* q性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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9 j" D) `7 s; ?  b- H1 c教之道:The way of learning it : y; ~5 l% I9 f1 v+ V* [

2 [5 b  S* ?# _貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 6 B  B! c- B8 E; u/ {8 w# L6 h

7 h; u. a* M8 D0 f3 T, o( }昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, & R; g* `8 w, e% J/ a6 l

9 P. s8 W  }& @! X斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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( z/ m9 j! W) F- p- o竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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; n4 P6 p# o) S1 X5 J2 ^7 B# D有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine & g0 ]& r- ]/ O8 m1 \* {! l

( X9 @+ y/ D. R: V3 k- }教五子 :All his five son took it ) y% u# k3 E' g' }( b4 J, w/ d

& o; Q! f. o" a* a1 J5 f% F名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ) ^- I' a6 M& a9 @1 _; O  Z3 I
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, & `! V8 l& g% B
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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- p" z5 A2 @' J0 v9 O教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 7 y4 [/ C( B% v) F/ E: x

/ Q& g  }5 G$ D( U4 L' \* |師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ' E) Z4 @/ [" R  i

, S7 z4 H7 s$ x; D3 N幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, * L+ @7 R/ }- I1 ^

) r% V6 N/ n' G7 p& f  k老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ! |4 N/ d$ Q. w& f* L9 L

9 _& [" C! {) V3 ^0 }玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, * z6 J: n  C6 |0 M; y
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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