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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. : _4 `- \6 k5 k

* u$ _0 O6 Z& t6 R, t) b2 N1 Q0 Z性本善:Sex is good. * ^' I, Z% p5 B- D% G' O, u0 S+ k% o

+ A# Q( `: P0 n- T2 P+ \% @/ q! s9 b性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ! U9 g* p% \( f/ q
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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7 n& w) x4 g" Y' R4 ^; H; L貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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3 Q6 R+ K4 U6 A9 d昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ' V% R' c- Y/ Q9 \+ y

) ?4 j' d. m' _+ c擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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1 ~3 m/ `1 f$ R* s! p; ]) z子不學:If you don't study hard, $ m5 i. z, t( {7 ]# Z( b0 V
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous * k- f( \: T5 ~( y

, i$ A# X3 B4 O* X7 q有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine   r# _2 k$ d: |/ n7 M, d) q

- Q1 K$ `' s/ I4 s3 w( C教五子 :All his five son took it . ]1 ~- {  L+ ?* H$ ^
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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% p' w" ]3 }& j) C: {# M9 @# D* D$ d養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this & e2 F! o3 W4 h  i! Z* Y7 b
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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, T. ?2 k  Q3 A9 k6 B* @) A  l幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ) M, t( R# ?" Z) s7 R) y# d. [& A

' Q( r! K1 {: Q3 G1 o7 U1 u2 H# S老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged + z2 p; m7 j" v

; \# I$ {- @  l( B8 i玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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' A# R* n6 p% |  L不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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1 M4 y$ C! r$ T7 @, a不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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