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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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$ g+ P8 y/ l( I/ m$ v2 V2 K. y性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 3 u0 B7 ?1 O1 m1 S8 k/ n
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 6 {$ V9 }  j* Z! I4 ]  y+ o
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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; ?: {( a4 Q7 g  b教之道:The way of learning it
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/ n* [0 y. @. k; d9 ^5 U貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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! Z& A9 D1 G8 m/ ~1 J7 T( n昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. : }) t" R; i( m8 u! w
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 1 Y/ u% ]+ ?$ F4 v6 H
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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; Z+ ~6 t9 R( J: z5 }9 S/ t0 D; {竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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' o& {+ p- e6 D: R: o有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it & K* f6 [; ~. N# x& B) s
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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" O! V: X+ ~1 j% b; v! |- U9 ~教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 8 g7 G5 J& w" `  [, c
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this " y. U# G3 l% x" @% ?5 R

0 z2 X: C" b( W0 v( h6 `1 @4 m2 ~9 O$ \非所宜 :but that is a real mistake : b: z3 z8 F, U6 `8 Z

2 W2 r! J* H* A  X: E幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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# {9 u# \% k! m老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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: F0 y! M8 z4 m) h  @' X玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, $ i# D  ?  C: M. ~

% W3 t+ l' j% {# q; c不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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) v" \- M% g) Q  i& B% |8 H# H人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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& w5 d5 q$ t8 b* g' U$ Z; V不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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