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人之初:At the beginning of life. 8 M! k  N+ u  N) M4 b8 L" P! B
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性本善:Sex is good. 0 e$ O6 `7 K) `, D! ~/ e0 ]
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. " ]$ \; J  w# N( Z) Q
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 9 k# j- `0 V" t# ?, O

; E& U- Y$ B+ d  G0 `* U5 C苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 8 B0 U0 s1 ]- }" m% S: `! q; l
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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1 i7 L) ]1 P5 J  W* R擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. * x! E0 m/ v. [( h- T
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 8 f- e2 y: p/ o% k  x2 K

. s4 G" R( n, y斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 8 n/ P5 S+ ~- n+ d7 b3 D

/ n8 |/ ~" X+ U竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous * B; G; u- d+ ]5 l+ a8 u5 G' t
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 4 H) k  s: p0 Z) J

- ^2 h) B0 K: I* j* q教五子 :All his five son took it . w% U( c% Q% x" q

3 C1 m) O4 B0 t' G; a& k9 V名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 2 ?& d* s# z' S( L' r9 ~
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, - \' {5 w, m) W- C' e# X( L
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 1 L7 @) d0 o8 {5 A1 I5 I( g8 R

. {* l1 x  `: J( q0 h師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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1 V0 c, q! U) w1 C8 `. R子不學 :You may refuse to study this 3 |# t4 D2 o/ f
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake   J2 d# D% z0 R  F. ~
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, # `  I4 W( y$ X3 l& X4 m
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged * @3 b. a! [7 m# S2 N$ l

' ^5 ?- i1 Y- _" w: t6 V玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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& V3 `/ S% d" ]/ b不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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, M/ a! B% s( {4 r$ |5 e* T: ]6 U- Z+ _人不學 :If you don't learn sex, # W0 z) s1 i: A

8 X! q! A5 g! h5 ^不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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