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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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3 A* U+ Z! p8 i/ M: e性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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, c6 r2 G2 k3 P5 R/ m0 Z+ ?3 {2 a習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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+ ?9 |# U3 u! K8 T; D; l% ^6 V性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it * d+ ~# n$ E2 {- @
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. . f6 B& F# h3 x) G" B

9 z) R7 N: ~  g  ?6 g0 A昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. " a: ^' {6 S( y# M4 z. R
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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7 l7 ]7 z7 M( D* b; M, @斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5 t5 `0 l$ G1 m* w! n
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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; a8 h  f7 {8 Q9 q1 k8 ]5 K有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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' I" ~1 W: N9 Q7 ~6 M( }6 ?2 ^5 p養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ! c" E8 a8 R) o

6 K3 h; ^5 F! _: Y5 K+ a/ n父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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+ V3 y+ c: g' A, J' M師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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, r; }  M" q' S8 o/ N# I; r4 L非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 0 @+ Y5 V6 \$ f( ]

* |' V8 w. V6 N+ H幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 8 C" C+ V' c$ I* u+ J/ z5 A
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged " y3 E" Q# E) p. X( f
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, % b, y# {1 s1 n* P* J

9 @  Q3 h: a& z5 L- N' J9 V不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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  n# f8 p1 i# K- u+ q人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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7 z& s: H1 S" U+ {不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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