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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語 . D: R$ p! c8 d, [6 \: a

Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 2 ~+ b' h% V; F  c/ v! k3 ^
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ : ]; z) a! e, {, v" O

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ + O6 P( r/ B2 m* C. W! m8 n) r. T

Fish skin~魚皮。 ; u, l; H4 P2 }2 y  I

Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" , k% p! g" q* P; r; j

Blow water吹水# `! G8 A+ M# _5 Y- f

Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。

Blow chicken吹雞

I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。

Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青。 " K$ `9 V# ]( O. d: @
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 1 `+ P9 I- [5 \5 E) j! F
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。

You jump building.你跳樓啦。

People mountain people sea人山人海。

Are you road?你係唔係路呀? " R# h1 H: d& z$ r! H- U

Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?

What the water are you?你係乜水? 4 @5 _) W/ j+ u+ s1 U

Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友。 9 e5 r% B6 L# k5 w9 w& t

Do the world做世界。
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Big tea rice大茶飯。   I. K. [! s& T& G# }8 V

What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? # I4 X# _7 P  J# j' S- k

Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 / h0 Q* [9 Y: F1 t$ @. t5 B& ]) K
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ 3 C9 F7 R2 S: d" H
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹

You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ & ^& ]) A" J5 y: C0 x( M
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ! K/ k* V0 R4 i

Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 0 b) X) H% v/ S) C" }. Y0 Q1 p8 t
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 , j, v1 {: |; L4 E6 S# W5 v, Z3 y

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 9 z. ^4 q( K7 ^9 V' W
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ & ]& V+ \/ W0 N1 K0 a4 x7 G
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Eight woman八婆 . M( p" q1 F/ \% e3 X

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 4 e4 S) }  j  C8 [
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草   N% Q- y8 w! z) u& n
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ : V" I# W/ i9 q2 r

High hand.高手

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 9 K& z) P: _" f) b$ b4 |0 f
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Good mother.好娘 4 r8 ]8 ^# u/ x  P: g, W/ [2 n2 J

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點 ; A) g3 f+ [( W1 u5 t+ y

One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 * V. ]. |) N% i3 b% x2 D
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 5 b0 C6 F1 J/ @! h4 R
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ; ^' t! B0 C! b+ i

A dragon service.一條龍服務 9 G! x$ ]/ K! m  d* U2 Q/ Z" h
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 # ~( @  K4 b6 f- O+ r2 K: P/ `' a! @
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Pump water.抽水 7 R+ S0 A, M" t+ ?  u! q

Two hit six.二打六 ; D6 x/ {! p* X1 C* f; {6 j

Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳0 I! h+ w( z3 K4 E6 l
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

d人係連inner都唔識...5 Q/ \' i+ s m( T% |; k& K; k2 t
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..; f3 h- N+ C+ z' w: h8 |
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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。9 ~8 w) d6 G) E5 t) j" f+ n
例如：
good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
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you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM: k' e: C8 ^: v- H# D* l/ Y

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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