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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語

Piano piano green 琴琴青

Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。

I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！   F4 O5 G) D5 T% t# |+ C' D

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！   s! N2 c, Y' Q/ O9 A9 x& H3 Z4 B
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Fish skin~魚皮。

Fall on a street@@ 。 4 y7 P1 h2 {$ \, \8 K: {

fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水

Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞

I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 6 I1 c: v' i$ }4 J6 S, u
我吹雞打你班友。 7 r, n: w! ]% ~# @. v
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 5 i% y8 i; u5 C4 ?7 E! b
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Face green green臉青青。 % F+ E; b/ F3 {; Y5 c5 m/ @
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" $ m( |9 W/ T7 G+ c" s8 D: q7 u
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」

You see road carefully你小心睇路。 # u. X+ l) ?: A% C

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 . b) `. ]" w+ v- @2 P1 ~5 I

You jump building.你跳樓啦。 2 {1 A8 ~7 z" T/ u
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 1 U# G" X* ~, {/ M5 n
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ( Y6 q7 {; ?" r+ ?8 N; j

Eat banana食蕉 0 e# i( S6 @* C1 q- A

You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。

How senior are you?你算老幾? , P( j5 }+ Q/ Z3 k
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?

Do you big me?你大我呀? ' ^# L* v1 n* U8 C7 b1 N' M( e
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友。 ( q% e* ~. p, [" X' a  i
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Do the world做世界。 7 l( J, J$ T$ y/ h. A  r

Big tea rice大茶飯。 " [7 J* c  ^1 [

What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?

Cut girl 界女   w# H+ F  {4 N. Q
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 0 y$ @$ y! M9 ~- s; M
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！   v( K4 G) m; Y. r: [+ K; i
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！

Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ : ~' o  ]& r3 z5 Z' {. Q8 ]) p
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 5 ~( N( s1 j" D2 f1 ^/ m- Z! G
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 # m, Q/ _: q7 m" f$ A, l

You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ) s) Q9 E+ c% |9 [2 Y; a  [

American chinese not enough.美中不足。 4 \1 H% }+ n$ Q, _( v

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ * e: K$ q: S8 C$ F
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Eight woman八婆 ) _, p8 F/ e) U8 L

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! , V) g9 l9 B, Z; G$ x

King eight egg.王八蛋 9 u. M$ o6 N" Z" K

Black son黑仔

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ / P, b% m1 i1 h# r

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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 - s" t. a% L( m( d) ~" l

I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ $ g* _2 ^9 E# U
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成

Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ # I  X4 G7 e9 w! D/ G# N( c4 e
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Old dot.老點

One old water 一舊水

What the spring do you do?你做乜春?

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ' u$ K. Q4 s3 m/ ]
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 1 j% z. E! _8 Q3 ]

Measure water/Pound water.磅水

A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水

Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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( t; A5 f k& Z# [+ q5 \( k/ a& dyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳( `. J" a! N+ B3 t
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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d人係連inner都唔識...
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..# x) N: e4 E/ s8 ?, X
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好無聊下

直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。8 s0 s8 ~+ Q5 f& C5 h) @( \, |$ T, C
例如：
good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger

我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! * b. `8 @* E7 U! K
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
9 ~6 d8 ?6 t# T! k笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

仲有
you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:7 k8 C, s( E7 w% N, A' u! k7 M0 L2 s

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you have today-你有今天

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)* n" H! o& N' H" Z5 X I
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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