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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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Piano piano green 琴琴青

Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。

I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ & q/ x8 w8 n5 ^' d" @% M% c6 F

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！   D# Z- H5 O! H" A1 ]

Fish skin~魚皮。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水" \; a# }8 F/ S% R

Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 $ H9 h8 ?+ a0 F! d, o' @

I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 1 l# f# I& g- Q+ U: V% X
我吹雞打你班友。 / M5 A1 F- P* R* O+ T: W
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 : F' `# _( B9 Q$ U) V7 k
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Face green green臉青青。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" * p0 L) }# [5 M; D
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」

You see road carefully你小心睇路。

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。

You jump building.你跳樓啦。

People mountain people sea人山人海。

Are you road?你係唔係路呀? $ {# c9 ~: O0 J: u* r6 }8 j* @

Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 $ b, a, g; O3 C) f3 a
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How senior are you?你算老幾? ' @3 n! a8 J7 B: F% s6 j

What the water are you?你係乜水?

Where are you come from?你邊度架? 0 w: C# p+ V! Q4 ~% x' ?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? " @& G6 _; L( w  P2 d( C) q

Zebra chops people班馬劈友。 6 A8 ?  V3 u- k% F* y8 @0 ?
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Do the world做世界。

Big tea rice大茶飯。 / X% K2 c& A% Y. l& E/ g% C

What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?

Cut girl 界女 3 P, y" A! i7 D
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ + Q7 |9 I& Y% V. c4 c6 e4 A' o
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 3 K' {3 \5 [& r, {; m" {+ W
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 1 \" c8 X6 W/ e, C& Y1 @& \0 |

American chinese not enough.美中不足。 * W0 j1 f+ N/ I( U

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. % n& ]8 C: r6 G3 x/ ?
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ * `4 g; ?& T* j# `+ S

Eight woman八婆 - U/ l& j( o3 W0 G: s

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! , B1 X3 b/ u. a. \9 O4 c5 {: G0 X* S5 ?

King eight egg.王八蛋 . ?  r# l% h4 k% n
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Black son黑仔 & ^7 L6 Y3 ^; D5 z# r( D

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ' p$ `- ~4 L; d# ^( ^
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 3 v1 d. @$ v* m: [0 y5 X: [# q

High hand.高手

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 7 D$ s; V) p, q  g$ y

Old dot.老點

One old water 一舊水

What the spring do you do?你做乜春? * u/ P  T' n; x( w6 W" G
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 - e, V' D" [* I3 K; q$ ^4 b6 V
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 , |' _5 M( Q3 ], z

Hold hold water.楂楂水 2 U  k' f, z9 g8 m4 b- r
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Pump water.抽水

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Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳. r3 L. b- E' p& o1 ?
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:% \3 O; }, T3 m* I
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8 `5 p$ r j% O. ?8 Z S8 jyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
) M% p0 q1 l0 ?I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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d人係連inner都唔識...
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..' t6 `4 @1 w' b. T/ u, Q3 d

好無聊下

直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。1 b4 E% J* w% o6 M. s$ S1 t* X. z
例如：
good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:% U, V2 h2 q" S3 c8 ^, {) c
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

仲有
you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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仲有9 a" G7 ?$ B8 t: e
you have today-你有今天

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =): V9 d; w$ b: d( @
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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