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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 & _) `9 M% T5 u9 ?
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 $ F& W2 ?7 P2 j& y

I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！ ! l  }. H; Q+ z+ B& ~

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 5 r6 P6 b# v+ k3 h3 P! d! ^
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ * S# O5 I5 x. b; \/ e" l: m4 ~! V
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ # s) {1 z2 h" p3 U3 i
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Fish skin~魚皮。 . _3 u& Q; v8 \: e% i- P. q
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"

Blow water吹水+ G: R- n6 E1 L% O, s

Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 5 L3 e3 E- Y0 u  x2 w; O
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。 1 a* Z+ S7 L9 C" N: w

Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 # g5 P2 H$ e4 L' t, s( H4 [
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Face green green臉青青。 1 k2 c3 H* y9 S! L" |

"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 . {1 Q, P! \7 t/ i1 E

You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ! o0 q4 B$ @" A: G/ n0 h
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People mountain people sea人山人海。

Are you road?你係唔係路呀?

Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 / p7 L4 L6 M0 a, h
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ( P  @- e# z: O; K8 e, Q# q

Do you big me?你大我呀?

Zebra chops people班馬劈友。
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Do the world做世界。 ' A# ]8 P' t5 E# T5 X
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Big tea rice大茶飯。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?

Cut girl 界女 6 t* w& j- }) G9 L* w
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！

I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹 ( u! i7 }0 T8 M5 s" q8 ]

You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 3 K0 p  }! b) i: ?' O8 {  @

Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?

Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 , T6 @; V  h/ J. b

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! $ {" G7 L5 h& f( W: g/ A: F

King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 ; u8 C, L2 E  ~5 ?! r2 g( A" `, P' D. P

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ ' U  }( b0 o  _0 y* S1 |
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Wear grass著草 & F# W. i! }/ i: N, ?1 r1 ^3 T% {, x
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 4 t. C( H% F% d/ F7 D- [$ M$ X
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 9 p+ u: D. D& T! B5 m
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ; y6 d& ]: P" S) b5 \& H
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Good mother.好娘

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 3 Z* g# H; C- R7 n1 s+ v, ]
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Old dot.老點

One old water 一舊水 9 S& A4 o9 ]7 Z2 v: J
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 4 b; \  d8 h  y7 u3 g

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ' D9 l# e6 x: }2 i- u

A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 6 F7 }$ p9 c1 {
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A dragon service.一條龍服務

Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 ( q& {1 ]4 s3 R1 X
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有

you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳( K+ n- y: N/ |" S5 R) A, O( n
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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" y. _! \. x, F4 A3 ?7 gyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
0 M: c7 h' a \2 @I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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d人係連inner都唔識...
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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好無聊下

直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。( `4 B% @: x" j# |- p% W# S
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good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過. l& G0 K$ Y/ y3 u, [# D
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! 4 p8 P( D4 v3 a' \
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
8 F! e; c$ }1 d! g& n& M笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

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you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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you have today-你有今天

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)3 z& v8 `6 h- W9 E. ?
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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