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作者: trista_cheong    時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM     標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~' Q9 }2 v8 B" h4 [# d, b- Q# q0 O

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（轉）港式英語 7 o8 K+ B% W5 D( z
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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8 Q" o# V& q5 y$ e! A- Z$ A5 |Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 8 R1 q# u4 C! x0 s( H" W
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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! s0 x% _8 K5 X+ V4 Z9 @+ p6 y; |You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ / o3 W9 ?/ _" Q; q
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ! K; [$ b6 A) y+ v7 N" q# z

0 Y  i, A/ K8 Q$ `; Q& n. r" CIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 0 E' M+ x7 U0 H8 ~; }- q8 [

% L! I' U) p" [+ I( mFish skin~魚皮 。 + X1 F) ~2 H6 B) C6 P
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Fall on a street@@ 。   \6 f/ E) T& B1 c& k1 b0 o: f0 k

/ `) x. d% ^$ G# E8 {1 W, Wfall on your street.""你個"K" & }4 j/ q7 y( q- Y: Z& q

9 q# t; l4 i7 B) ]. C, W& ^Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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7 m& N) E+ I" i3 H- N  A7 n' ~: vBlow chicken吹雞 + u( @* {' g) p+ Y8 H

* Q. m* ?5 C7 `( M4 r" v3 m' XI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
, ]6 i8 D0 P: U9 }+ R" B我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ' h( R5 `- ]* p, `: r0 U: ~

: L6 ?, m3 t* u6 M" TFace green green臉青青 。
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# l$ {$ O, M5 Y# J: ?; q"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 9 {( N; g5 y* b/ r
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 . K, W, W# W" y: O! O( x% p
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 " ~" o* \2 O) J! d

# [7 Q% n' Z4 q7 ?0 x. e; ePeople mountain people sea人山人海。 & `/ c+ c7 ^( ]+ D( I7 q6 R
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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( O/ [3 z0 O3 C8 `Eat banana食蕉 * w2 o. e0 }$ a* a/ o; l" _: n

, r. U- P" `  J: l8 v7 ZYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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- r: x" Q: o. ~, ^What the water are you?你係乜水?
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% g8 ?; I3 ~$ T4 nWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ( [/ J) \! I' N9 C$ B/ ?% b

3 b8 B% L1 k) QDo you big me?你大我呀? # ]$ u; t2 [5 m) E: x, ~0 i

  L, J* e$ c& X: G) |Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 * v% N# d" c! I2 _

. e+ g: s/ V8 U  MBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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* Y9 }! I0 y3 R  wCut girl 界女
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/ }9 B4 q$ O. ~4 k6 oThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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; E0 ?- N9 `( O& II give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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# \/ e& {6 s, A# H/ ^Collect father收爹 " w$ P# L2 I3 |% b( l% W. l

7 M$ h; J) x3 }+ M  u3 y, \6 i7 hYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ' `4 y6 i& d* Y0 _7 D

( n, v# H& w% C2 ?8 x3 A+ rLaugh die me.笑死我。
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8 q% R# O  D$ ]! R5 q& R# QYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
, P. d2 M, T3 a' d你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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2 K4 {5 {7 B5 w' L* z4 e% SEight woman八婆
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3 ?& [1 E+ M, ~) @Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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  ?+ z! I9 G: F" I$ t( r3 T- jKing eight egg.王八蛋 6 [/ M" a0 y, b% E

, @. ^) R, E; T: j! d3 Y1 x0 yBlack son黑仔 $ r* @  I  ?" B

0 r& ]' t4 p9 A  M. z* U4 V+ FToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ $ [" Z% {! Z6 _: B

. o* }. t! ^3 \# a, zWear grass著草 ; a* `' A% R! c: D1 o  D, A

' V  b5 N4 Z8 k. |6 EI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 - @/ B% @* M% ^* e6 ?0 E

7 C3 c) q$ q% d% M) l0 C/ YI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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: j' y) D, d9 x# T- Q" GA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ) s# \  A8 }1 |! M- H$ Z" M7 b
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Good mother.好娘
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$ Z2 G. I- W" B0 d+ uYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ / B( N+ l$ \8 m7 s
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Old dot.老點
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- P! Z. p# j4 k/ U+ c; V! ?One old water 一舊水 + g, D- E7 c2 v4 B

1 ~8 k$ ^9 e& \' d, ~1 t; _. i; ?What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 7 ^' r" C$ Q2 A$ I- s) U

# P! E6 w" r; V' C8 V: BA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ' l! c. d; r$ |4 E6 L; r
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 , J, v) C' p; i  ?  m$ ^

+ N7 ?  s6 q8 ?! y. L1 oMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 - @3 g* O) r0 F3 z- s1 T/ Z; U

8 y: D2 n! E+ n3 B% SA dragon service.一條龍服務
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' N$ B4 U4 l! C* h" f( H" jHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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  P$ x9 _5 P3 E/ Z6 A% V6 ^/ oTwo five boy.二五仔
作者: hkcchk    時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
作者: architect    時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
0 z- ?. F) M" p8 ?4 \I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
作者: pigcat    時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
6 w. R9 o1 S) Y' t6 y# f" K' `I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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用inside..
作者: tkc314    時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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6 F- e/ o+ ~" S直釋-0-
作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
作者: 奇    時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
  E1 }/ L3 G) q0 h最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。% h* [7 a$ m- I' w5 I: A" r: k
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
作者: super123    時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that
作者: tonyw    時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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9 w  ]4 V, k  J; m我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
作者: hklady    時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
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作者: downbe    時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.
作者: wer    時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:! U! W, X( c) h# q
笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到...
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you have today-你有今天
作者: Stan@Cysss    時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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you have today-你有今天
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7 ^/ a" ?' b& A5 W& N( e, b+ T係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)
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作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭



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