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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語 6 u# T5 B( }7 Y* M

Piano piano green 琴琴青 # X, z) T- Q: Z8 t

Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 : E' a7 `3 L3 p, Q

I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！ - x4 Y* E- [4 q) B/ T3 O

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 0 U0 F, n) q0 h5 s! R; W

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！

Fish skin~魚皮。 8 R8 g  {6 z% J

Fall on a street@@ 。

fall on your street.""你個"K" . k' v- _8 ~& W5 [' _% P. G

Blow water吹水/ G& v; x) U* b9 y5 h, F( W

Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 , F* s2 K( a- L; F# b8 H/ b$ N
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Blow chicken吹雞 6 X* i1 \# a  I# H* R9 k/ v
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ! t0 L& a7 k1 e
我吹雞打你班友。 * ?' D  \1 b# b4 B

Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青。 7 E% ?- ]9 V' f7 Y

"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 / _/ |$ G7 L7 a3 N) F

You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。

You jump building.你跳樓啦。

People mountain people sea人山人海。 0 H2 d) R+ @% A' Z5 z- F

Are you road?你係唔係路呀?

Eat banana食蕉 ) ^/ r- `: g, D5 y8 k* g8 ?

You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。

How senior are you?你算老幾? 5 i1 F. m0 Y7 B
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 2 F3 n. Q5 T+ T, |

Where are you come from?你邊度架? 1 a4 x' Y4 G6 h
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Do you big me?你大我呀? & t6 O! ?& L1 ^
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友。
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Do the world做世界。 ; L7 v9 ~+ V, S7 Y7 Z
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Big tea rice大茶飯。   e8 x7 c/ E4 J' S: P0 J/ J
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?

Cut girl 界女 ) }( B" {; [& V* Y0 U; d4 K8 s& J

The king of cutting girl.界女王。 $ `4 O5 S. b! U( u
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ ! Y% B* A6 ^, ]5 v; x

I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 2 W; {$ B1 |: r4 A8 r7 t
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Collect father收爹 6 n) Y2 _# u3 `; ]! J5 o
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！

Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 * ~7 j' r, z) S& x# g5 I3 ?7 }

You give me stop.你同我企係度。

American chinese not enough.美中不足。

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 0 [! X) }' {  }1 C3 k
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 1 ?" @7 `; P- m3 ~1 @+ Q
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！

Eight woman八婆 & _2 [* E- W+ O

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! % K" D) A( i- I! l

King eight egg.王八蛋 3 v' x, {# h' A- {0 x0 G4 p
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Black son黑仔

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ $ r9 M! d6 P# _2 z, l* X: k8 P
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Wear grass著草 2 E1 t7 O7 n6 s9 ?5 P
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 " Y3 i- G; I' }* w

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 2 t+ W- P  P' M+ X% r! w

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 8 Z  ~, f2 J' y1 E+ \: D

Good mother.好娘 1 E/ I; ]" {* X' @
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 7 p7 m" ~( K  }

Old dot.老點 ' A% {. b1 g; z3 i3 ?6 J5 e
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? , b% b1 {& S7 d9 A9 W0 L
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 * B: K. F* Y; }& Q
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 7 u" g8 k' \( w3 I

Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水

Two hit six.二打六 0 P( a- q4 G% Z. ?0 @" |  ~7 I

Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有

you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳6 U# e: {! N3 ^# U1 e9 d
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

d人係連inner都唔識...
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。* Z) s5 j, b. W" Y, s! _5 X3 V
例如：
good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過: H1 E/ m6 U0 [3 m$ W# o! ^( b
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger

我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! - w7 W$ I+ ~8 L4 A1 Z3 ~( x
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
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仲有
you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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you have today-你有今天

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)3 T0 t6 ~; E9 c, W
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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