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作者: trista_cheong    時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM     標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~$ T) c0 ?; Y2 V! R9 V& Z
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(轉)港式英語
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5 P7 x7 X1 X& t. z( ~( V& YPiano piano green 琴琴青
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9 S% D5 j: E" i7 H' K0 j5 H+ rPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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' H! t* G. G3 b( `' a- c1 I7 ?I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !   F4 O5 G) D5 T% t# |+ C' D

" o4 k# R( G1 K( I6 U1 v' ?9 fYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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+ j4 w/ J# F% r. j1 e2 m' XI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!   s! N2 c, Y' Q/ O9 A9 x& H3 Z4 B
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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7 J: M$ g( n% K6 D) a# LFall on a street@@ 。 4 y7 P1 h2 {$ \, \8 K: {

' m' }- B2 M: e$ N+ Vfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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9 H8 b- E' L7 U7 f0 o- s  t3 T$ ?' XMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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) x( V9 w( F8 \" }% L) \I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 6 I1 c: v' i$ }4 J6 S, u
我吹雞打你班友 。 7 r, n: w! ]% ~# @. v
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 5 i% y8 i; u5 C4 ?7 E! b
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Face green green臉青青 。 % F+ E; b/ F3 {; Y5 c5 m/ @
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" $ m( |9 W/ T7 G+ c" s8 D: q7 u
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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6 ?! `# }6 H+ |% q  k* [You see road carefully你小心睇路。 # u. X+ l) ?: A% C

/ C& F4 R$ a& b: E8 w$ X, N- RYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 . b) `. ]" w+ v- @2 P1 ~5 I

2 d3 o" D9 k# xYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 2 {1 A8 ~7 z" T/ u
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 1 U# G" X* ~, {/ M5 n
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ( Y6 q7 {; ?" r+ ?8 N; j

3 g1 H, L) e0 |3 q" c( CEat banana食蕉 0 e# i( S6 @* C1 q- A

5 {& f) S) @! e" i" gYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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0 j9 ]- ?4 K8 n! {How senior are you?你算老幾? , P( j5 }+ Q/ Z3 k
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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* R/ P8 W4 n) B9 \! MDo you big me?你大我呀? ' ^# L* v1 n* U8 C7 b1 N' M( e
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ( q% e* ~. p, [" X' a  i
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Do the world做世界 。 7 l( J, J$ T$ y/ h. A  r

3 V  O5 T6 b" cBig tea rice大茶飯 。 " [7 J* c  ^1 [

8 R. ~6 J4 w1 iWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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0 u+ x9 W' n6 ~# k8 `9 t; XCut girl 界女   w# H+ F  {4 N. Q
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 0 y$ @$ y! M9 ~- s; M
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!   v( K4 G) m; Y. r: [+ K; i
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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, A4 ~; `0 g# T* gCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! : ~' o  ]& r3 z5 Z' {. Q8 ]) p
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 5 ~( N( s1 j" D2 f1 ^/ m- Z! G
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 # m, Q/ _: q7 m" f$ A, l

7 Z  i6 b6 b7 n. ~You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ) s) Q9 E+ c% |9 [2 Y; a  [

2 s: \! d' ^: j; X2 Z: A$ ^American chinese not enough.美中不足。 4 \1 H% }+ n$ Q, _( v

: u* t% `8 h( h! w1 Q. e6 ?' UHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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3 G: V7 y' ]  yYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
* w" e, W6 a9 s  Q3 G3 w& F1 c你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! * e: K$ q: S8 C$ F
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Eight woman八婆 ) _, p8 F/ e) U8 L

: ^, S5 z' @% `: UEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! , V) g9 l9 B, Z; G$ x

$ p: b& H$ v4 l* P$ L5 _King eight egg.王八蛋 9 u. M$ o6 N" Z" K

9 b4 P- w; }6 N8 x; j& `: j' _- RBlack son黑仔
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6 |' }- l* @' V% bToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! / P, b% m1 i1 h# r

! j4 Y+ b; s( A- R5 YWear grass著草 , G- v( h- ^* r$ [4 @# c. X1 l

/ W0 x' P4 t" O/ g/ x: HI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 - s" t. a% L( m( d) ~" l

! F- `0 |. L( o  I" @I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! $ g* _2 ^9 E# U
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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! q/ L, L2 [$ E, d3 t! g6 P" RGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! # I  X4 G7 e9 w! D/ G# N( c4 e
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Old dot.老點
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3 R$ w+ g! l" NOne old water 一舊水
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$ c* c; w" i. e/ e% B0 ^9 JWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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" Y5 p8 M5 Q% ]+ `) |A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ' u$ K. Q4 s3 m/ ]
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 1 j% z. E! _8 Q3 ]

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! W# |2 d& X1 E3 g# _# f# V2 ^A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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0 O+ I, k( w- ?- DTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
作者: hkcchk    時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
作者: architect    時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有$ O$ j) V6 o( u% K+ R: s; H

1 B: l+ I: D2 J! t9 @% {! R8 J7 Yyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
, W; B8 t" B; t+ p1 C; f3 C: N* ]I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
作者: pigcat    時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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( t; A5 f  k& Z# [+ q5 \( k/ a& dyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳( `. J" a! N+ B3 t
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...
' ^0 W+ y' f3 G, P用inside..
作者: tkc314    時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..# x) N: e4 E/ s8 ?, X
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好無聊下
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作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。8 s0 s8 ~+ Q5 f& C5 h) @( \, |$ T, C
例如:
" U% Z. Z9 k) m" ^9 }8 G% Y. z2 S8 b, G$ ugood rope 好索
作者: 奇    時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
作者: super123    時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that
作者: tonyw    時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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作者: hklady    時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! * b. `8 @* E7 U! K
i very need it !!!
作者: downbe    時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.
作者: wer    時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
9 ~6 d8 ?6 t# T! k笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到...
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作者: Stan@Cysss    時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:7 k8 C, s( E7 w% N, A' u! k7 M0 L2 s

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you have today-你有今天
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係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)* n" H! o& N' H" Z5 X  I
HAHAA
作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭




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