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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青

Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 % M2 Y2 n+ ~2 Y4 q2 b  O
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！   b" o& L1 i+ P4 }8 Z7 A% ~, q
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ , A. C8 J% g& e/ }
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ , _. P* F& q# A

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！

Fish skin~魚皮。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 , k4 |5 M* Y- I: ~' w- V0 s: ?
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fall on your street.""你個"K" + {5 j+ R/ Q6 W3 F. v9 n

Blow water吹水6 Q# |+ H& u) s+ s

Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。

Blow chicken吹雞

I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。 " t1 `* k+ h8 O# E) A& O
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青。

"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 # z) I) _* D8 U% x" V

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 . L0 W+ x8 i8 n( R
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。

People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?

Eat banana食蕉 ( K( J* G( [1 D  X

You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ( f: _3 C7 d# O1 y9 X& i7 z* W; u
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How senior are you?你算老幾? & I) W( _2 ~& O) j; K' \

What the water are you?你係乜水?

Where are you come from?你邊度架?

Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友。
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Do the world做世界。
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Big tea rice大茶飯。

What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ) w& K' ?( P& K

Cut girl 界女 ; M! A, [4 M3 k3 L' y; u  t9 T
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ $ K9 z% V! [3 u, L7 O% U

I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！

Collect father收爹 - {# C8 r& P/ h: L) P1 o2 |

You give me collect father.你給我收爹！

Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? - g" n% E( K  z; e; F5 P5 W+ x
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Laugh die me.笑死我。

You give me stop.你同我企係度。 $ G9 P+ v& H$ }+ d9 M
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 8 D! f+ ]1 M4 K2 F$ C: f( v) Q0 c

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ! T3 J+ x1 Z6 u7 F1 ?/ x  A
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！

Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 5 j# j& T* ^% O# z: q

Black son黑仔 % i; _# T9 e. w* @
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！

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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 " R2 c* `; V, p; F: H$ s1 c0 O

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ' }, k9 y* N% V  v* k" \

Good mother.好娘

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！

Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 # q% U8 s3 C: O6 N( N1 w7 y. f* L

What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼

Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六

Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:2 F5 h: `* g4 x
還有
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" A9 z& f8 L! J7 o) Jyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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d人係連inner都唔識...7 q' S- V9 N( A; R
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..) }; Q$ W5 q% k+ ?. G& O+ |. ~, _

好無聊下
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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。3 r1 e" s/ S, ^& }
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good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過6 l/ R9 a/ W/ ]$ ^6 }# [' \
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger+ S @! i4 G4 r& ]/ }

我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:8 l- P7 Q1 C( K
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

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仲有
you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:2 N& U) g: {, ?) n; ^2 ]

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you have today-你有今天

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =); S; a P1 W" ?% f
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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