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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job : `2 r5 T% P8 m% |99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) P( ]# P4 s' s$ y% D
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? / a, F' j& O7 b; K8 V8 Na.They give like hell. ' l$ q+ j3 k1 L8 Rb.They do not yell.: c7 p3 ^) z. l c.They do not tell. - y/ p9 x" _5 W2 z# z9 k6 A; ]% }d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. # y: j% Q/ Z9 X( x7 |0 V; S $ A) H: [/ {( v2 g" [' ^3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: 8 o7 X. O5 s3 N9 r) L* U8 ~" x- a HEART to love him,' R* O D% o; [+ r4 z! k' h - a DIAMOND to marry him, 2 M. q, @4 V6 \. Y$ o3 D- a CLUB to smash his head in, and # S# U+ d q: _" ?- a SPADE to bury him! ' l0 J' X. m. Z0 d7 B4 Z" r , e% ]' u9 h( o' G: q3 a4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. B4 `0 Z3 z9 ]5 @ Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 t- O$ B9 g$ p; z3 V% z$ m3 B
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5) What is the strongest muscle? ; v$ u* b& j6 a+ \ DThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 b! y5 h& S1 w1 s) ~* H
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? 5 X) S# x" m9 z( AThe arse hole is always in front of you. r5 m+ ]. P: V* |& m5 ]" S
0 d/ f) b9 Q4 |1 [7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) M6 U( c! l. r When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! & `7 }! D1 T. T, G: S 4 G7 ?9 h) x8 e* a0 X5 Q" i8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ x" r2 j* z a- V2 p( i# R The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~3 {) i) _0 A; M! [$ x0 u7 X
keep it up~~ & R0 [8 a8 P- i k6 Icheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
