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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4 `1 ], [- y2 C' z 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 g6 n+ X% W: p, k. z a2 n# N
7 I# G1 N* a) z1 x2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( ?( T8 Z2 D7 }% @ a.They give like hell. 5 s( t2 ^/ U: jb.They do not yell. ( z) [" d3 E& I, W0 X/ \( }c.They do not tell.- j1 d3 ?' r3 L6 n: n4 g# }( K- W d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. & F; a5 h' x7 o- a, { ) Y; \" \. K) ~4 [
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: & r4 @6 t% g. i ^, v- d: H- a HEART to love him,- @' W5 e( q2 ^5 s f* ]. H - a DIAMOND to marry him, & S3 |2 b7 K3 W+ n) ?- a CLUB to smash his head in, and $ a7 ^( Q4 v9 ^) Y/ ^- a SPADE to bury him! ) {: D5 |/ P% i) ]6 T- q : O( u0 X& q( t; u: y9 n4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? ' L( C5 j2 S4 O+ J0 }: rBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later % h( b3 A1 {0 E* }1 g . g8 J# X9 m/ R% o# S, }6 H: o5) What is the strongest muscle? % e t( v* u* a2 tThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& q/ s" H0 s- |% F: j
7 T5 A. J' O, o6 r/ c6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? 3 r* P& b, {4 K1 {( dThe arse hole is always in front of you. 3 A$ x- F. J: f$ u! ~; F0 l2 w - A; o0 \+ [) d1 j/ M! V# \
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 V- Z @3 R, X4 `& I/ y9 D When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! % Z! j( Q7 m; q* G3 h & W! ^8 t8 r# H' z% I% |
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? r9 v1 J+ L1 m; x, R$ F, [/ `* z The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~ 4 Y9 u7 r1 m- M" w) K% qkeep it up~~2 w4 }1 a" v8 M# L: s# a g
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
