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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 ~2 l. ]+ f5 F8 n4 R 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- Q4 f2 b% n6 P
$ F- c; l. j' c2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? " B z. x( H0 R& ^1 u1 S$ ta.They give like hell. 3 @. O, ^1 ?" C$ U& M- H G6 X, Xb.They do not yell. 1 ?/ t. T) O7 t2 Jc.They do not tell. " J* p! B' E/ Hd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. e( O2 [/ l! f# j2 S, v 1 E4 Z# c2 q: o6 L( T
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: 9 J) E s! |6 a' @$ H- a HEART to love him,4 b$ m, x' |8 B: H( _# u; J - a DIAMOND to marry him,) j! }. p' l" ]0 j/ K( k. M - a CLUB to smash his head in, and 3 R" j u5 ], s/ G9 n9 { S- a SPADE to bury him!' h0 M3 Z& N4 d0 Q& O, Q
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? 6 c, ~# L( k! `" B' NBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% K) H2 f8 g0 e, Q
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5) What is the strongest muscle?: h: q3 U; p( Q8 C1 ^ The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! 3 A( Q( \) K/ G6 c( t # Q: m' |, M9 i1 R
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ p; q- b! V- g/ O5 B0 n The arse hole is always in front of you.2 L2 v0 s, ]- T. V$ w( G' |. n
( Y) p+ H" K0 ~) j/ @) C7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? 3 D M9 e4 _% u$ l4 K8 f# A2 [* DWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! 4 r' ?3 \% }/ C( }- n9 T8 J( v - }7 h' G: W" T& g( G8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? # \+ y$ V) v- N) JThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
