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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job ! D }! s* e9 M, e6 r3 u99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence j0 O' A) b2 f/ {: W 8 T8 g) f! o5 A _$ H' [- G
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 [8 c- \5 ?8 u0 S( D& t( z! @ S a.They give like hell. ) v: W! e' j- o! \b.They do not yell.5 `1 n8 L. o* B ~- R. Z7 W c.They do not tell.2 R& _5 X+ y# S d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! g, |8 r! v) [9 m
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 l0 b" S( n6 |6 i - a HEART to love him, 6 G, b, s1 j9 W* m/ E3 S- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 B: Q; K+ {4 H& _. v - a CLUB to smash his head in, and" D0 E- K0 U5 [ j& m5 G/ | - a SPADE to bury him! 6 y9 P* |' z/ |0 O/ I% p1 u+ d+ y + z/ S9 Q! S ~% I. Q
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. h( F9 w9 J9 v7 t# g Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# u4 d$ f2 c6 Z( G! c' ?
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5) What is the strongest muscle?& l; Z$ E8 D, U6 r/ d4 f4 y0 \ The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! + @6 D7 I, k% C5 T8 F 0 n$ Y% j( n( e* t+ `9 j1 R6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? ' l4 |. g' G! r/ qThe arse hole is always in front of you. # P; F. S5 Z( Q, c. L8 i 5 H& Y4 }1 @$ [& n7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) a4 f$ n- r2 D9 Y j When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! ( S# B+ n* n( v* ? 1 A( |) E0 t) _/ U2 `: h, G8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. w# v: V; C. e F% E' M The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
