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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' O* A2 n G4 h! D 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence$ Y1 Y0 k5 `& O p; A$ Q
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# j- K2 t" Z8 z, W& } a.They give like hell. ) n Y) h, A( Z( z! _& { b.They do not yell. * A; Y2 l, G# f- D* I5 T( X; Yc.They do not tell. 5 x' }* V6 J' y) Td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. , j" } ~) ]0 x' L# x ( P9 a" t- @! S8 P3 e T
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: v+ L# {# |/ P+ W, v1 Q - a HEART to love him, $ P0 b q+ [# Q, H- a DIAMOND to marry him, 1 k' w+ E) j! J1 v- a CLUB to smash his head in, and * m# _# @, J; c' Y1 V, M* U- a SPADE to bury him!6 \: H @& u' j7 ]
2 A |. U. Q9 A2 p) m) ~( C4 k* F( s4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, c2 S5 V3 v. z" O4 m Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later ( |6 U& G( G: C& ~! I+ S ; \3 ~$ M2 u5 k6 s+ c( J" @/ @5) What is the strongest muscle?6 _+ l! P V1 M: o5 |# F" E The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! }/ S/ I: W2 g! y Z
6 H! t% B% |2 I& s- R6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? % e0 ]3 l2 \. B) ^8 nThe arse hole is always in front of you. 8 e. z7 M: W- M, } * s: A! u( P7 @+ ]1 g7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# E; y7 h7 t7 Y. E% {) { When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! ! B( B3 j1 o D. @4 R6 ^$ Y, |/ o 0 X2 f" R: U5 T. V. |
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? / d6 ?5 x; t7 k0 FThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~0 E. Q! |8 L, r; c" h- }% B% W0 m
keep it up~~$ E5 e$ f* J7 a& l* J& P/ }' V
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
