1 So many people die, never see you die. ! f3 F' q- S2 I4 y& B& l
甘多人死，唔见你死。 # Q: c! F1 x* S/ P" A7 d3 `1 Z2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? % z$ o5 P3 K% k8 g: w
你教我以后点出嚟行? - n- T" [& m+ j- V4 Y3 j0 X3 M3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 0 f( Y, }2 _7 t$ \
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ' q! S$ d+ G6 T$ {
4 "I saw a pork chop" ) i8 T6 t$ p2 l4 l8 r, `
我见到件猪扒啊。 / f8 Y1 g: S+ p' z: j
5 Are you road? & U- h9 n( {' Z4 D; L( t
你系咪路啊？ 6 x1 N' M$ k P# x: \0 X& G6 What the water are you? ) V W) @: y5 s+ U
你系乜水啊？ ( m; I# b3 v0 @; z" o6 d6 T3 }4 [, G7 Do you big me? 7 X( A2 r/ c+ n0 Z7 T% f7 k% q0 {你大我啊？ % Z% V3 q9 u2 G1 J4 W
8 Zebra chops people. / w4 c; d B2 v1 `班马劈友。 + `: E" m* G8 w$ f6 d
9 The king of the cutting girl. 8 a: u) L) Y& x/ h
界女王。 $ ^8 M, T* g% B6 H; v/ f
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. " k1 D+ e2 V# e) z/ |- C% b
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 * d: C7 k% q# y. a; L4 ~0 C3 o11 Do you think me didn't arrive? & p* Q) ~; C0 [) Y6 @' h
你当我无到？ 6 x1 J6 Z% p) v- W5 U$ z
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. : y# n: X) y+ @! [/ _: T# x; h
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 9 X8 e# w8 H7 O' V9 r# w T
13 Today I was very black son. ( y3 ]! E' L' n2 ~2 f2 N$ @今日我好黑仔。 $ ?; o4 p2 v, T- H+ `
14 I am wearing grass. . o9 Q) T: p+ T5 _- J
我着紧草。 ; y3 s: E. M) m4 G$ |, \15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 9 s) N* v5 {" x8 L4 _4 q" r& S你未够班同我讲数！ r4 m2 A$ z* S" `9 D7 v0 n
16 Two beat six. , K7 Z- A) ~$ T& D. ^2 T
二打六 3 k. D+ h; R, G0 k: {, X17 Two five son. % Q. P& q0 a4 S
二五仔 i7 [: y6 F$ M& Z3 w5 Q) o: V; r
18 Piano piano green. 7 l$ z! d: y2 e8 O- e2 E1 j3 D$ c琴琴青 . E1 C! F2 c( A2 P+ Y2 X
19 I give you some colour to see see. ! E; X$ @/ ~, Q我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 7 C. n; U' _4 X7 Y
20 Stupid stupid want to move . ( n# E/ ]0 `8 R( c1 w9 l蠢蠢欲動 。 # Y b2 U6 q) Z( w9 N3 w6 [( J
21 People mountain people sea . ' E7 I% @- T4 z/ U/ F ^" _/ n
人山人海 。 " I* a( f6 f9 Z
22 How senior are you? ' M: _0 L' [2 U7 d$ y: {$ y# t你算老幾? 7 ]. i1 P6 @% F3 @$ B" L$ N1 c23 What the ghost are you talk? 5 y( V) C7 U+ \你講乜鬼? % Y! C7 n8 `' q8 z24 I fear that you have teeth. 8 h `, Y! k/ G, ?" t我驚你有牙！ 2 w" k5 o! q8 b& m25 Heart flower angry open. 8 n8 _5 [# `8 l+ j
心花怒放。 , m$ `+ X" i1 U/ |Fish skin / ~7 T0 p9 z' m
鱼皮 。 ' i R" ?3 x! _& S a- oMonster of blowing water. + {' [, W; W4 j; d0 t吹水怪。 & Y0 q3 l1 Y4 a3 G# M O
Face green green `4 I8 z- I" s& n0 M# L面青青。 0 B! r. Z- n; r: |You see road carefully " G2 |# s) e! C8 r1 d% a你小心睇路 ( I: S3 m( e: L2 H; Q% [+ ~3 wYou go to street carefully % V' N0 m7 r9 e) p; f你出街小心D。 - H+ Q d, j7 J8 P
Do the world % I' m4 L) F' j) I. f5 Q
做世界 。 ! {& p# b f" e8 J% U0 N( a$ E" [Big tea rice 2 M8 D9 O/ j* U大茶饭 。 4 N1 B5 p8 T2 l: a. z
American chinese not enough. " x) F7 n p/ V: m+ z* G
美中不足。 % b3 p# y+ E1 ]- D1 M9 w7 T
King eight egg. + _& K0 O* W7 T5 I王八蛋 / P2 S$ y+ s7 Y. ]8 G# [/ XHigh hand. 2 {* t- v, y3 R) W/ S+ h高手 7 w- m4 z$ C, I" m3 G
, n) _$ y2 t3 IOld dot. 0 o" z; c T' D( @% B! j+ i4 h
老点 J! |9 x% g' j( y; \One old water # S# ?, A7 }7 U1 }- Y& y
一旧水 . `1 e5 q$ k6 C! Y- s; Q* @
I know your mouse. A# i# _* F5 y- [9 `' c7 O我识你老鼠！ ; M7 N1 z) j; C2 F2 ?* f7 X3 cMeasure water/Pound water. ' C' M" k6 ]3 ^1 O+ W7 f( b1 I
磅水 1 }" n. J6 I! Q8 F1 ?
A dragon service. # c/ K# y5 i/ t一条龙服务 5 Z! F- m7 F* M6 k# \7 K
Pump water. ' H/ M2 W& C2 q/ m**** / w! J- [1 W$ Z4 ^I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 1 S/ ]1 |9 M- r+ \9 f2 J' r
我吹鸡打你班友。 9 B& s) d# `+ B( I, HYou jump building. # a# z! G, ]5 z( g. L1 B& S' F8 o# E你跳楼啦。 1 ?) K2 j- q, C% C+ @3 U) lYou come back home and eat banana 4 A1 F" |! R& J$ k' g, f) Q/ }
你返屋企食蕉啦 ! c# O4 o F: N8 W0 b
I give you a hair. 8 |" }7 }2 q. Y" \9 g( U' h- g我俾条毛你ar! & ^) W, ]1 ? O! c. B9 Z
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Collect skin 5 R- L3 F+ p% P3 }% o3 [. X/ N+ b收皮 7 \9 d; G+ ^: u; M5 E0 g# P
Collect father 7 ~# V2 ~: j# R, ?0 z8 h4 T
收爹 " V- N0 K* d: c4 x7 R
You give me collect father. + l% e; O7 h: K) P; S你同我收爹！ + ^6 O9 h( ]# c% ]" P* i
Laugh die me. : [/ [& I8 C0 d5 t笑死我。 9 c$ l) d9 M8 `' I2 L8 VYou give me stop. 5 G8 g4 j$ A3 j! Y你同我企系度。 - ]* H# G8 t# PEight woman , P1 i4 g% X" @
八婆 - b/ S, q; R6 p A
Eight woman,you are good! 8 O2 C2 N2 ]/ r4 v* o) U+ W6 G八婆，你好o野! * {. h& R3 x: K" j9 D
What the spring do you do? 0 F N6 {2 ?5 J0 r你搞乜春啊? 0 c# X" F9 H" \7 U+ R5 ~( G: K9 P" S0 QA dog of eating dung , |6 r: j5 Y2 @8 f食屎狗 # e! ?) r* Z) x j5 R: @
A ghost of ass : P" _5 p* e0 ]" z屎忽鬼作者: vj11 時間: 2009-10-15 03:03 PM
Can't believe..作者: CK銘 時間: 2009-10-15 08:00 PM
有d真喺幾有創意.....0 I& G% ]5 k# s E3 w
都幾有趣呀...哈哈作者: albert_einstein 時間: 2009-10-15 08:55 PM
, j( k4 {+ { |/ rtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......- r: f1 e: P3 {" K% P& m1 F' v' c
this is not hong kong style english.....# x/ C0 F, Q- m# v
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....8 x( Q1 U* r5 ] i've already ban this shit... M X0 c4 n2 T3 _don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!作者: kuru 時間: 2009-10-18 02:39 PM
唔信香港人會明呢d英文作者: Hunter88 時間: 2009-10-19 10:37 PM
Just a joke. Don't believe it.作者: DOG9922 時間: 2009-10-20 06:09 PM
