標題: 香港特色英语！！ [打印本頁]

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作者: dinx    時間: 2009-10-15 01:10 PM     標題: 香港特色英语！！

1 So many people die, never see you die.
* _% W+ N3 _: ^6 q% q7 ^: O3 m8 d* |甘多人死，唔见你死。 9 p) y) `# ~1 w' y6 V
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ' X- E6 J+ z/ `; P" n
你教我以后点出嚟行? / Z: l1 w/ B/ p5 q  }
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
, S5 v' L( b8 I/ W! U7 o( s如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 4 k7 m: f+ U1 P5 u! J' H1 ?: J2 A
4 "I saw a pork chop" 1 n7 D' \" ~" d* l7 L; H( J
我见到件猪扒啊。 * V4 F2 V; e- Q
5 Are you road?
- Z6 d; W" E7 A' r& b: D你系咪路啊？
! B5 @8 s" b: j# r( e' ~6 What the water are you?
% R2 g; ^- A0 n3 O9 g  F你系乜水啊？ 2 {( @3 Q7 y+ T( c. x5 p3 q
7 Do you big me? , J5 U* ~: w! ]& A& ^! U  T
你大我啊？
3 Z# Y3 N2 l3 [' i. p3 a( W8 Zebra chops people. # p! ?# y( B; {6 x) H5 j2 r# K, G  p
班马劈友。
+ ^# I( g: s" F9 The king of the cutting girl. ( }5 i2 L/ I3 C* G8 ^
界女王。
  b& s6 r# B6 ?, L3 \) `10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
" G% i& M; I) W1 t/ R$ h批我个头俾你当凳坐。
. a+ E( @+ e* K( y1 P! H11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
& a. A* t  |; H! w$ h4 R你当我无到？
7 `9 V9 s8 U3 b. O& v7 H' n- U12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
, s% a+ b" I) V# A你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
  P4 a6 o" @; }0 K# n: t5 F13 Today I was very black son. * `( @' I/ _1 O( W0 U0 T$ a
今日我好黑仔。
: {% K2 n4 T. j# ^0 n5 H# J0 \7 C14 I am wearing grass.
' L* H; Y+ L% K8 ]- \- H/ k# _我着紧草。 # `! h" H, z9 m5 x/ Y( C2 C
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ' q' p; P! \/ P9 }6 J
你未够班同我讲数！ * S( H  E+ H. T( ^6 V0 C+ }
16 Two beat six.
- t" V8 H8 J5 n4 W. r' Z二打六 ! p! V- s) s5 {) L6 m
17 Two five son. . w$ g  }, z* A# S. `
二五仔
# o) B# K4 |# r18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 2 c! [* M4 x/ v  a
琴琴青
$ ~' `5 s, I7 J& }19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
3 [" Y0 b& N! {( J$ W( O我俾D顏色你睇睇！
8 V6 ]- T0 w; D" _" J, X20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 2 m1 H1 d& e3 d( ~: U' b( ^+ k
蠢蠢欲動 。 6 H( I  B: `5 n1 @6 I6 B7 x2 E
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
( a$ e' {! _0 q4 Q: [  n/ g人山人海 。 - R+ P3 w. o; g! a3 j* e
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 : C/ F; z& e% w1 J
你算老幾? * t" ]% j7 t" E
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
3 N/ r0 P  ]% G2 M* E你講乜鬼? - e8 d$ N5 J& Z% E
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
6 x0 [1 n6 o& b2 U& i7 w6 {我驚你有牙！
) `. J" z8 _1 c1 D25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
2 f7 V" _7 h! f7 U( j, _心花怒放。   
; C& |- u* m) Y) O  YFish skin
  N$ t; U9 h9 ~# M0 N. p) ~鱼皮 。 % R* n( T5 I+ u$ Y6 v
Monster of blowing water.
( G' ]2 {2 s: V9 z吹水怪。 . M; G0 r7 i% @' |8 m$ `
Face green green 4 O4 u7 D$ t1 q* G" w
面青青。 ( I1 N1 h' k& z) x1 P# w
You see road carefully # ?* P8 ^" R+ @" d0 u6 s
你小心睇路
* v7 h' R" D! G9 B- y- u! C+ ZYou go to street carefully $ i1 E, I; G. q6 G; Z8 h
你出街小心D。
+ c7 G- [- {5 N2 o+ z! bDo the world
* Y  I) P' n  B, k做世界 。
. z% D1 ^' i7 z( T% q' @; |Big tea rice ' e+ _; K- f) G
大茶饭 。 7 ^) k  c# e0 f2 U, U
American chinese not enough. " \% L3 M9 s1 k8 k: w  ^) t
美中不足。 2 A& M/ @' B- }9 N6 ]4 D
King eight egg.
# c: f' o/ p$ N王八蛋
7 G% G( i: h6 r: E+ j5 `% PHigh hand. * f: B- Y8 [2 W& t& |% F5 z
高手
2 U' ]2 K1 R9 D! q; f9 c2 C( b+ X: o( s  Y. g$ T- l9 F% I
Old dot. 2 |$ @9 ~0 W) j: h8 F6 s
老点
5 B( h9 }5 I/ O% V$ b0 ^One old water
5 f1 z( R1 @) x6 ]一旧水
0 Q% g5 F+ _2 X5 e; K) o' ~! kI know your mouse.
/ ?/ Q! y+ B/ q9 G我识你老鼠！ 3 ]/ e4 L" n: F" v% E, }; e
Measure water/Pound water. 2 p3 `2 Q4 C7 r" W7 i' o4 x; h& Q+ q
磅水 & t3 r7 d5 |% N' g! ?0 `! a) S5 U
A dragon service. 5 _1 C; w1 ]0 E9 B
一条龙服务
8 z! n0 ?8 G. u6 C! U3 }Pump water.
, x$ d  w1 }% j3 Q7 `4 R4 [****
4 B, v* k8 B) O7 w8 }# }% CI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
0 F5 J" n- Z% q7 M0 @0 [我吹鸡打你班友。 ! y* L6 z% C! ~# |8 L0 ~+ j
You jump building.
/ L7 U  R2 n* v% [9 X你跳楼啦。
4 E1 F; n$ G. W/ V* O7 P) oYou come back home and eat banana
1 n6 Z4 f# U- ]" s1 r你返屋企食蕉啦
. `7 y6 v5 Y  p7 s" W% A7 TI give you a hair.
5 X  d+ }1 j7 @: a; |% B( f我俾条毛你ar!
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# w' M7 `9 ^0 U4 C2 q6 J. ]Collect skin 2 @; |7 k6 ]+ E+ \
收皮 ! h$ [* l2 j* ~/ d' U
Collect father - d8 e/ j0 q+ S. M/ C
收爹
0 q4 x. ?2 @7 ^2 l* q$ H  \7 FYou give me collect father. ! j4 E$ Y# v- b3 _! u& S% A( w
你同我收爹！ / h  \# l0 Z) b4 V. h
Laugh die me. - M; l; n8 U5 x+ Z% T
笑死我。
1 [+ V! |) v1 x) D# N( W* j+ _You give me stop. 4 T% G1 N- t% t/ y
你同我企系度。
+ v& l7 z5 J) u4 B) vEight woman   T4 F5 W' u6 k! `4 m% p
八婆
" O0 Z4 G! G3 i/ C  w8 ~Eight woman,you are good!
- X' z' w7 u, u0 s: Z: L八婆，你好o野! 3 i; E7 q9 ]6 x' k+ D2 C
What the spring do you do? / V/ H$ E. ^  L# e. Y, W: V
你搞乜春啊?
* u) n+ H4 {. t, sA dog of eating dung
* T5 E5 f5 u5 p4 @& h% ~' ^食屎狗 3 @' B; a4 k8 ?. f( W2 _
A ghost of ass
0 Z2 p2 h+ f2 h2 s3 M; s屎忽鬼

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作者: vj11    時間: 2009-10-15 03:03 PM

Can't believe..

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作者: CK銘    時間: 2009-10-15 08:00 PM

有d真喺幾有創意.....
8 R5 V1 v/ V* P$ ^& j8 ~都幾有趣呀...哈哈

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作者: albert_einstein    時間: 2009-10-15 08:55 PM

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

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作者: 艾官    時間: 2009-10-16 10:41 PM

無言......

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作者: xingsing    時間: 2009-10-16 11:46 PM

好无言，但有好好笑

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作者: 偉華    時間: 2009-10-18 12:08 PM

真係好特色0既英語咯！

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作者: J.T.    時間: 2009-10-18 12:19 PM

本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 5 E3 k. D( e  H9 Z: u0 \  Z; R
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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
3 S0 e. N5 i4 f8 z$ ~/ v" Cthis is not hong kong style english.....
5 ?* `3 F7 ~' _4 d: z1 S6 mthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
- M2 z4 B4 V' L6 ?i've already ban this shit...
! w4 u  Y: W# g! i. W/ i* ^don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

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作者: kuru    時間: 2009-10-18 02:39 PM

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

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作者: Hunter88    時間: 2009-10-19 10:37 PM

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.

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作者: DOG9922    時間: 2009-10-20 06:09 PM

哈哈！

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