Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 7 Q3 g. _* Y5 V性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 4 `- F: `4 Z7 y0 A $ W- A0 h. [7 c' ^& D9 H. d % h* l& p9 q2 z K8 y$ z4 R3 D' `Look how many calories you can burn: " H K$ N& k1 Y2 ]; {' E你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ; C7 o* y( r5 `$ P4 X2 M7 A+ ?' Q2 U2 q6 J
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 3 }, ^, b1 u8 T( I
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 3 }0 b1 C: l# y. H ~9 Z
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 3 g2 P# T$ [# v" a9 Y8 P# m
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4 B( `) N1 z/ ]$ S9 v$ i/ P* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 2 }5 j' ~. h' M5 NWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 1 C, t8 V. p0 W6 f3 w
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 $ L/ R6 M0 c2 g" m* p! _1 EWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 , {' T/ U0 W+ T6 J
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ' M1 w* h; I; k2 F4 j: Y3 P9 n' ~: U9 w5 d4 @# J/ n
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 - U5 H4 R' t C$ y# R* G! D
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 / i0 K/ C) U- x- s
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$ J9 @/ w) G3 r( m& h! S* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 4 z/ s2 b6 N& B, V' J* b# U
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 & }# d. y& E- v% h4 B7 v& @
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 . [6 e$ v$ K& BWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ! [- H' K! f9 m/ i# Z
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 9 M4 l3 x, F0 m. Y* E. iJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 * {0 k8 @' O1 v+ |# U 5 K1 q, \/ k5 I9 o5 e- y% W. H . L& B: Q6 x; M- I( o( t8 \
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 1 z9 N. F( e2 w% u! `69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 5 o7 d3 I% q8 j6 a7 a- u. G' @$ D& u
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ) E7 K$ \% e0 Z& o6 A4 GTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ! n! I) @ a3 Z. i3 s1 g* S- Z: OItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 * K: y" H# L. d- k$ \+ l- m3 r3 y; Z- \6 F* o1 U, t$ S8 p
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 1 M) c5 l2 A& N; E& \, u6 pReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 " _( w9 d& q, V8 `: uFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 [' I( ?- z7 _* z3 ^ C6 e7 ]2 D. i
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Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 4 e4 J. z1 m! \+ V1 Z
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 * T3 m) n; ]4 _, e: l. r: F8 \
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 / t- W N" g4 [2 B/ c* X
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 0 S' P* t: a# P) p8 ffrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 " a6 T# c2 Z: Z( j2 ]# S( Ifrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 4 b6 F* r; M, Y! p# j
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 $ {7 Y( _( q2 W6 @; Zover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 & y+ `1 _" q7 a. j! s4 |+ r* O6 {7 `) \ & j3 ^0 Z) r5 V( ?. P8 o7 q$ R3 J ; O7 l) Q# ^4 P3 I9 w. e8 g
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 2 F5 ]) Z' P! s4 E3 t! v& M, z2 Z' O
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 4 U: p- u) P5 e; XWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
