Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. * G9 }# l/ E& {+ d, _性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ) |/ Q# I! A3 I e& q / o9 I3 F4 K$ L ]- r t 7 t" n2 L( D" t3 i' k9 ]0 `# |% d1 l8 l* G
Look how many calories you can burn: $ X4 F, |* I& Y2 a; Q你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 1 Q3 K8 \ i5 k" U2 S 3 Z6 k8 _1 W# d' s, h, z: { p 6 x( ^+ k9 G$ z6 v7 x
3 R7 L9 ]/ }) V5 p5 a6 D5 \8 d* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ! m5 p3 J* ?9 C) d, h
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 7 D1 E/ m% j: `' O$ N+ d; C
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 . ?3 h$ u% J* b$ K7 L6 n
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 0 A0 v. R; g0 W/ VWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 0 m6 N: @. q1 }9 G
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 e0 h7 i- T) u
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 . M0 ?( Y" f( v; w
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 2 d8 ^' h- S# y. U
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ! ~( ]8 U8 r2 {2 KWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 # N- {- e6 `6 e0 WWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 + Y2 e# q/ Y6 L( a4 k% ]
4 w" d9 E6 m( N3 `. f: R : a0 |+ L3 H. R9 I: Q% K$ P! I2 e 7 H" [, |1 k3 d& ?6 E* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 1 B' `1 `& ]) l# {$ Y! x8 n3 kTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ( V7 g3 _6 ^. l( Y! p9 p6 q4 GTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 4 ~5 `- ]7 c! E6 K; M; f, Y
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 1 i( c, Q4 R2 v) h1 x7 U 0 f5 {% Q: o6 u Y! ?# p! d; L6 B' V E6 K7 y' v& b5 \
' s% ?! W: a) d, ~ e) O r* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 " R1 c% Y- Q! M+ G t( j7 N0 wHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 * C3 _# Q l; Z# a. T7 I* eJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 0 I1 f6 {( j) q! B. P0 V
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ( R5 e% B* j t; z4 h! v: o7 j69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ( p3 i. A5 {" j! C- M( g69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 0 ~6 B* V+ h. n! ~4 O) U f, x
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 & a- w, I7 ?* q5 |# DItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 6 \# P9 f/ V8 }7 }5 Y5 u' C, a2 V: D' l3 y" o/ K! a& c
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4 n1 y8 m: ?8 d% w1 [* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 $ k/ D) S* ~! E# _0 NReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 6 G1 h" f" l% u3 J* Z' QFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 * r" R' U& C& ^3 |8 c7 f1 d0 v 5 i0 c& J. ?& [ 7 ~, N f/ N$ m; U* u
! \6 N. q: X J0 V' G- w* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 & _" c Y7 u/ y, Z& k8 k
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 / \2 L, g* [- k; r# z
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 + Y# w8 Y% j. d( q. G
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 . Q- p1 Q0 n! [4 {* P 6 `/ [8 U% N3 H [3 ^ 2 Q) k, V2 }- H/ @2 u0 h! c$ \) o* e5 @) k7 t2 d6 L
* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 , {' h% z3 O- n) E/ n4 S9 pBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 " n$ O6 W3 N0 m6 g
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 - o o9 T: _8 h9 |% a; H' A9 Ufrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 9 ~: B0 m2 F" k3 W d: g
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 b+ ^% T, g z6 K' r
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 9 U/ h8 o$ {8 L1 s% z1 `over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 , G1 g! [/ f. T
( D# d% l( Q$ |9 p) I 1 s* b' T% q( w* w& l% K2 l4 v E ! l" E6 `0 @& t; |* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ; O, c9 N% D/ b8 U4 Z5 G1 @- T8 S8 F8 ]
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ! t0 X& I! I+ ~- {# ]3 p
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 5 ]2 l2 t; f6 {# e( h
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
