Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 5 h: F; r3 Z5 Z4 J2 |/ J' \/ U9 Q
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 * i5 B2 i- {" x9 a6 e# V, s3 ?9 ^- W4 E6 h' x
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Look how many calories you can burn: . _9 L1 E6 ~9 ~2 P/ S; k8 C
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： % o+ q8 y6 d! d; [( Y5 o; T4 }0 s 5 \# }) x M. n" E( e1 w" H & H5 w+ M' w2 ^5 L1 z3 D
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ) J8 V# u4 ~, Y, S5 M2 V& V
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 # ~, _, k4 Y5 b- O% {
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 - u( A* ?+ H: R+ D. a' E* W/ K" K; v0 m. m9 A5 z+ D }) v, e
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* y0 A4 W4 R9 c2 y* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ' p1 p. d: @, |+ _) E
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 # A; r, }- ?/ I3 |. v
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ' w# X) X& E n) C" N$ HWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 % J( Z1 i8 r2 A7 p
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 / Z0 D2 s E9 H1 U( K1 w6 e% B! T: b- H$ b
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 $ Y2 F8 J# p' x9 E
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 , J" H# Q' @+ e2 u- h3 uWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ( s i2 ^9 Z+ U: g3 V
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 # O) T2 ?3 ?+ f' H; ]
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ! q! T2 j0 m& S: o6 B1 r. UWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 3 t# [8 [' z$ i; O! h
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& X; y6 q$ I- t D! ^; M4 o2 n5 _3 B# K/ `3 ]* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 + |1 z5 J$ {8 k) i. c- B
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 & V7 \! y; T- D& [% X! s6 w1 uJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 . v z0 Q |( R& N- i + |: _& }# Q8 M- Q$ o( M- | & ]1 w, s# N/ x Y9 k: s5 M
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 8 P; u# \* K, m3 odaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 6 N: \, q# D9 H: V A
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 , d) ]; c* f g1 j- O7 A' d
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 & C# F) g1 W2 M0 c _ j1 ?Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 0 E* P& r- A6 }9 DItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 6 Z. J8 e6 i; c. b4 T0 h3 ]& G# g) u$ `' g# p
5 i0 A1 f0 P$ n* j 1 c* I* v- s; S5 j: z3 k& l, P* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ' U" r( H6 T6 Z7 \Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 8 M/ e9 V9 }7 X) x& fFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ( R5 c2 a) i0 O; W* o4 ~- F$ x
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 a/ Z# i2 S4 Q/ y! w5 g7 bJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 . d! v7 u, {2 s( k5 G4 `+ B+ J e8 lExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ; m" l# M8 O! S+ T% F. y$ N" p9 Y
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# v7 R) {/ b! b* N: _* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 1 r0 i& t# N2 s; h: EBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 8 D. ~# |% b' Z
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 - g0 e' e$ a1 R8 wfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 " V' o! u) t( Y8 a$ D$ E* Pfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 0 I8 w- @- C, u) P: qfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 - v y3 p6 |$ Q5 c' s6 r! h
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 0 n" C! `1 D; I1 ?# z: J6 V
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 4 a* U2 M O1 X9 C; U- Z
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 , ~& S( M/ H/ eBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 & S" G! V0 u( j
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
