Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. * G3 T; i1 U" V0 d9 Z* }0 I性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ) H! U& x# R$ {4 y$ S, i7 P4 V; n% f2 }7 ]6 u& V
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Look how many calories you can burn: 4 V" @# V/ D$ T1 b1 L9 N0 g你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： % |. C& I, Y1 T! r7 b
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 : u3 t, Y0 Z9 d" b+ SWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 6 [4 x- P6 u$ r! B- A
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ; h" T; [ q! m& t" v% d7 G7 H3 f: r. v
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: `6 V' b0 u# R1 Z2 u5 F* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ! ~5 q8 ?* O, s8 a* G$ U
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 : V, _/ I( z; ^0 l! v( Z/ }) pWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 . ` U0 H) M* [4 o5 Z! C9 {
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 / } |3 T6 y: O. c4 N% T" t9 i fWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 a. {9 ?$ k9 S' w/ z+ p9 x & C6 e* R7 X6 P/ I 8 e0 M5 A* Q7 }3 ? F+ i6 Z8 A0 `
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 4 u/ j9 V" u8 XWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 @! H0 G0 m9 c; D/ dWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 + B/ F S0 k3 B9 w" M% y % R( C( u* O% [ [9 ] 5 h* Y! ?/ H6 B7 S1 _
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ) b9 K. I5 N: X, iTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 4 {6 X% T/ \* B1 z2 Z( F/ X& t3 L* x
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 " [5 q# r# ^% w
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 , J- h5 e1 K) B# j1 Y: k, d' M ; y& H0 j! @ M& F $ [* @7 D5 {/ C
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 5 l$ Z4 Z, N& Q D4 X1 t
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 8 X A( \/ P* N- |
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 5 I' U- A( A0 n3 S% Z/ f, M, f6 m. z* j x$ V8 P9 _( I
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69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 0 X- M$ U$ m+ ]/ X' Z. \6 J
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 , I+ ]: u8 l' E1 _Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 4 V4 D% W; f: W7 u% q7 J/ r
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 / `. _7 U9 }; |. R6 U T4 D" S8 v1 k7 }& y
! f& t8 J# u! Z7 D% K 4 b+ q3 L7 R! q7 u8 m* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 6 c4 P* t# ? d
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ; ?, R" Y+ E; d( W4 S P6 `
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 * W; [3 Q, r: K4 b7 ^# n
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ( ]6 A7 W6 `; ~+ w. A# rJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 d0 G: G& k3 y5 {7 |( IExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 3 f; v2 s t# E2 u( b4 j0 P 4 i M C U- L- K 6 Q a a4 x% Z
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 # G' _. t& J) k8 \
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 / \& J: j3 W+ y1 L% A" P+ c* S: rfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 7 _( X: e4 ^) o3 w% A5 T, ]from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 0 f b3 R, c5 Q0 m: ^0 B
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 3 \( F0 ]9 O) Y
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ( `+ D0 W! r p% d3 j% g4 Tover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 3 C6 N; }0 o+ I" S+ g( ~
) x% i7 k, O& g; J " m5 c# P$ x+ ]0 Q- g+ w & G1 {+ l/ W. |6 F9 N* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 A3 m; G( `# `' I4 b1 O9 DQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 1 m* J, \1 b1 _& wBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 / X4 s& j& R8 b, ~With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
