Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ' P( S# l0 o8 N" t* S性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ! ]$ u& K* H5 i6 ]
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 % W3 t, z8 p3 y8 f$ {0 xWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 g. E! h0 D, ^* r3 t7 m. [( tWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 $ l6 j% n* _# z2 f- w5 s3 I, T
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# N7 c' d3 j9 u6 z& n, W0 U, i* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 0 P6 C2 w! {4 LWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 6 Y- j% S6 \/ h+ v# X# `With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 / @% n) Z/ q" b2 S6 ?' b5 \With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 7 Z, L+ D# M- B2 r3 w" ?
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 4 N. v7 }9 q. z; Y j% [
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Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 6 a. R+ t4 {5 O( t1 P9 @( U
: q' J+ C# {& ~ , ?% T o+ V9 w - r0 R' @4 f9 W2 U9 ~+ ]' G* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 & J) r3 ]4 z/ O+ }6 Y) u! `5 R5 uTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 0 C G2 R; d1 n+ A5 mTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 * g" M; ~3 L9 E0 R0 {& t
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 2 j4 P8 P4 w* N5 A9 B+ i+ A& B; Z, L; w1 q
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% x. K0 G+ S4 L& ?5 d* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 $ S$ t5 {9 _$ I* H% Y; z. E1 ~9 CHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 & u! |) u5 c [
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 / _: J+ s$ r, M* r
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 - y+ ?) o8 Z4 K3 z6 K8 |; ^
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 6 D1 y7 C" V9 Y69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 & M7 @$ {5 s: y# j9 B7 G
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 8 l( [9 M! `' V' e4 pItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 - _+ _/ B! k1 K1 J# U6 F/ n1 \+ d. c( O" P# D1 e8 S
/ r) E' v/ e$ j I0 P y% a; I3 O7 o0 M9 ] @* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 : C$ z( [/ }4 w+ WReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 . h# P& l- T& b# N5 e% lFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ' r% x* {' f( t$ }% X! U 4 u8 E, r5 I( A+ | ; b+ j, @2 n+ o# B: ]* K& {2 {' Y/ ]) ?9 d; T3 M
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 5 J+ X7 [$ _) g0 k7 _0 L6 S( WJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 & M3 _' y$ @7 H+ J# H% rExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ' N- L) p7 h0 M; i& | * G% d2 D" z1 s$ M! I , }8 t* U3 ^; T
8 T5 p9 F0 u( _( g* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 4 e% a' G2 U0 ?8 u% X9 d
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ^. u' S* \' o
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ; {& f/ n5 z% V* [) _
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 , S. d8 I% {; c, {4 L- Q* qfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 # h$ X; x& c1 J5 U) R- z/ C1 efrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 # D" B+ w6 b3 b! Tover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ' x; k0 a& V3 C( h! m8 t, P0 I( ~6 `3 N5 P Z3 n
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 2 L! ]$ D: O0 u+ X F* b# a' i
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 * Z! R5 _6 G8 @3 V
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
