Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ! I# }- c l8 R性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 1 Y8 n, [, d: |
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Look how many calories you can burn: $ ~3 }/ }* n6 f6 ~你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: & T0 m' N- I6 |0 ~8 P3 L ' G t: m! \' A- I A& O! F # l8 g8 Y0 P) |& A- S! V9 A% P
+ Q& `( b7 r) E4 Y8 p l& e' B8 ]* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 * N B* f9 V3 u8 |+ B: VWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 2 N Q! V- N4 a4 Z
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 2 X/ f4 ?; \0 M* r: R3 f2 v ) e1 h: e" K' p! t8 @/ j3 C e: S, e+ V b$ \8 k
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 6 Q4 x) ~) b0 J: z# U* F0 ]
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 / L( i4 v6 p) F8 h7 F) GWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ; e9 A; K0 Y% k6 `- {
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 6 u- C' [" P8 B' ? J# Y. SWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 , M- M2 D% M1 t) } z, V0 ]" V- D& @- r, j/ j1 z& G2 _
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 2 Q" R! S) M( m0 N
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 4 f) B. N/ `9 E6 n3 A1 ~* bWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 k, v# M3 x; g+ w+ g# b / {7 J+ C, X. K7 E " a3 k8 B8 R9 [% t- M P' Z9 l: y 3 Q7 i9 n" h# l1 v! X* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 - k0 k6 E" f9 J9 N4 y3 \
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ~& `' H+ L/ u: G$ }
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 , a: d+ {7 @. t% R; F" L+ }. F
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 3 L( ?) H. _% H$ A( M/ f3 m9 X8 K5 P4 O
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 " d. ~8 R9 q" Z2 G# {Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 8 l' e L2 w& t
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69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ! s: c' E" ^: x
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 - V! y% e' ^& J2 a: ]7 r+ H
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 / p7 U0 F. b# \% V4 m0 _ 2 L+ M) j) U$ S+ j + h. n7 D" A: u7 K/ |8 [$ }1 b1 X8 o ?' Z
* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 2 h9 B' \ ~/ j, L+ G+ hReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 " [0 ^( J' ^0 M8 e( j9 UFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ' m3 t% [1 V4 [; `) ] ( z6 m2 s6 U8 H+ b# u' A2 X ( Q$ k* ~4 o7 q0 Q) J5 F# }5 U" A
* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 & W9 l0 E3 ~7 n* g! WStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 - v0 c8 y/ v" dJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 * K* T0 i& }* U, pExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 * P+ w" ^" ~$ Q+ d5 Y' w4 _. [" v3 @: O# y
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 , W7 R, D7 W3 z' [; s3 @
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ; u% {/ R/ {/ [+ W1 H* C
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ' S ^% u0 i5 a) q+ i4 mfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 # c! L- a D% {7 l. ]* [
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 " H8 x" n: A( q# ~; h( W( Xfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 6 U8 N4 Y( o5 i2 g) t3 S/ U, l
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 0 Y9 a+ H+ F6 w& d7 T
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( S0 v, n* M% m% `; @( X4 l/ ^( S $ D+ O; \. U" D# z% C+ n9 K' p* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 * m, g" J2 B/ g# A- K* _2 N, CQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 / j! Y+ R5 b! ]4 P0 D" A( @( JBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 / P& x2 O7 O0 t; D" r; nWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM