Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 7 j: k( ?0 c" D: R: R2 ]7 Y
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 9 B% z/ b8 l0 g G+ |+ A4 c 2 S8 B6 l. e% l4 r , t7 H* @* Q0 o/ Q) g7 d1 ~# \# G) J7 [
Look how many calories you can burn: 8 C7 P: y) q, s: Y+ t你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： " u B/ P; p1 u
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$ B' [; E2 m- B$ n, W / A" g; R1 r# k% C5 ^2 f5 R" }* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 + N& x1 E% {2 v hWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 6 X. p, T" E0 B: b: s4 G+ E3 P# DWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 " I8 R5 ^' o4 ~8 _# R5 @ q, H% L, _; u2 x W: V% ?
# g0 B2 G; g1 e" S4 E- r . ~4 U& J% w0 F* S+ ?: J% X* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 : H! T( u8 g K8 ^With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 * o5 |* B. N6 i$ Z5 L T4 O' o$ R: EWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 8 S# E+ s0 r" }0 zWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 J0 ]" @- n& q$ O' jWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 O8 c8 ]1 d$ }8 H& l! k5 c1 b# o: N$ h7 G, c- x8 p* W" k% c
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 , h g4 R8 h3 ~6 m; GWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ! _& p; E4 T' y$ }3 K" X( _4 z
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 2 w7 e& J4 X" R- M
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 * q' `2 ~* B+ C1 V
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 % ~# j2 a0 {4 a4 f% g- f0 P6 v
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 9 Q% k. L2 d- M1 E7 yWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ' b4 {- x1 Y" V6 H/ b. E1 q( M5 q
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 6 t0 o8 E: N1 H0 i' O7 `Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 , _8 z$ u8 g3 b, M/ y5 w8 q
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 - r5 a& \3 ?$ m& w, r
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 7 v5 \& D3 U) K& Edaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 6 M! ~6 u) }8 e' O! H. n% n+ Q
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 - d5 J( h9 k7 k69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 : r8 y# s2 S/ J5 U5 K7 q) G# DTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 5 U: G! Y+ V+ }& `) \ _3 |
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 / G0 ]; d' b; d/ }7 g+ g# e1 S 9 D6 ~3 y$ Z4 P# j% t , V& @! }1 u! U7 T& n
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 / L2 ?8 K8 M3 N3 g! M0 P- r
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 + s/ i% q" r5 U/ hFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 4 S% B7 X0 |6 a& R* w- Q6 k6 z7 J" V# ?
+ s! V8 x" s3 z$ M- h2 L / P. }( _. b7 ]0 N) e8 R* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 9 F; {$ g. u. C$ E' O% k. hStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 % K; Q3 t u) u4 \3 z5 x$ g, ~$ o5 n
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 1 y1 Y: s1 J0 k; `) S! y ^* d4 l
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ) U @ \% p* W2 o' B3 Y( r. S) `2 h M8 W' ^$ y( W5 A( D
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ' j: C; k( |* b' }* I" lBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 8 j: \# b* B, W
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 " ?$ X, o! H% e" Qfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 , C8 X+ k% _6 E4 L5 n$ J
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 , B" N, x6 J, M# W9 |. I' G
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 & R* j5 h a; W! |. K+ Bover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 5 ^& d$ A" u3 n- P4 e0 v4 g9 Y
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 1 U! m% l Z3 N, [/ q
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ; u. S# `1 T6 l a# A6 m+ |
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
