Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. . {: R9 i9 @' a# l+ e性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ; W" [. m# I+ H- g+ u" f1 p! X5 @# H
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Look how many calories you can burn: - z6 M+ O! ^; ^, s/ M( u9 t+ e/ F4 N你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 9 C: g0 R4 I4 L & N$ E* ^; n" }* x2 X * J* q, h; L" i- R& A
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ) [3 s0 S) ]( W+ N
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ' q; O2 T3 B6 U; DWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 2 U7 @7 P9 e, H) k6 n; w. P
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! P# E* h: [5 |2 G5 o! m. x* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 $ v' E; q; z1 N+ [+ t( N) @With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 - f2 M; V5 [" {* c4 z( T" k0 ~With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ! W }) i: n- k9 C# H9 q! {
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ) {6 @/ C( Z: N
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 # ^: |, R W2 u8 C
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/ y. f5 l) K8 a9 w* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 . c$ j. }! k# k2 j/ b# ZWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 0 {0 @/ X& h1 ?3 e" B u, j3 }1 K
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 , e4 p/ Y# G6 m. E ; N2 ]' m+ @" Z# R7 C1 {4 _' B - D( f, w: N0 I; u9 e 3 V+ [, ]4 r% V6 \! @ t* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 - A' [& z2 _/ a# n9 b2 q7 k5 U
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ) m$ n: [* X" k" v& y3 KTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 " T3 d" U+ R) ?1 J& X: T2 x5 c
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 4 i- F! _# ~! N5 k
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ' u0 N7 s7 ]9 O* s2 GHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 6 I" c5 Z% D C* z
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 7 x( @! q6 V/ g4 _2 T+ V$ r F, v 2 A @3 D. \% ~$ u ) b7 T$ v* l% f/ {1 S/ G& |& M+ l6 n! Z* d% E4 d& X Y
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 # S! N( l: l6 h! O# I9 q) q% m* A69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 - @/ M5 j% b5 d( t1 t# r2 o69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 6 N- R1 [2 e& FTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 7 o2 _" s4 e0 s8 l- r: k, l
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 3 ~+ L4 p5 \) ? A6 e B& @7 a7 n0 D- G# w3 n 0 ~- E, K" ]2 n
# r& J9 g7 L; P" u9 y& A* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ' V. G7 a4 W/ n4 @8 Z4 z6 CReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 . T) A- {7 m8 y' p. D- l' Q" b) P
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 k" |; q) H9 G W$ j; I* T1 j! R6 |& x5 t, _2 O( a
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 , I$ S! J% F" \' A. zJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ) ~6 S% r+ I+ {9 L% hExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 + D- @% _' L+ Y' A7 L
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 4 v: F6 r; E% gfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 # x/ n% e2 V' @' o! l2 q3 }4 s
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ; j& n7 ~& W, v3 i$ R5 `( r: ~9 X( \from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 & u* p2 ]9 I& h4 `( I mfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 1 O# V5 ^, u# H. l1 l; j) D0 G1 ]
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 1 T: A% @+ s0 m1 O& \( q8 _( j- i% ^6 @/ V( `5 V0 |- ?2 {
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 / z/ D" O' l# ^1 S) C3 D! fBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 6 O/ s& s/ H/ P" _4 q; }; G
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
