Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. : p' Z/ A5 l! }- B" l/ V性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 8 I! j( d% X, p% f* a9 P% l0 h( \' y/ N8 n9 l/ Z+ ?
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Look how many calories you can burn: ) s; Y3 _& S6 h, A你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ' Y' G/ s4 C5 {, {6 g# h ' d$ x7 ~0 @: B" P# y & ?, g1 m5 O& F. v- g
4 O& L$ M# I$ D3 @1 O* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ! J0 \- @, |! h1 A( y" k$ l- IWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 , a! Z3 N+ X" [9 F: @& S
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 7 V6 h2 n; T4 s" l! n7 M( F' x" K9 v* r6 u2 w' \6 Q
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 . r/ ]& Y8 |% X! h1 r, Z
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 4 E/ [* L. G9 O6 `! o
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ! g9 q% o" K' C1 E8 i% F$ j0 sWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 % `$ D2 f2 A: d5 a A1 H# M5 Q" f$ }) X/ Z, u: `3 n
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 3 I8 s; S; b% a" n, O' n
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 $ s' \/ D# m$ b1 w! c) \, [Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 / u4 ~4 t+ @$ f# R) d g, Z; o0 s5 v Y1 o5 x ~* r4 B
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 3 B# D& }$ t8 h+ `9 k4 e9 \- `
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 " b9 A# p& p# ^0 M& y( fWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 $ L+ p9 B# r/ s6 i( H* _
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- v6 v$ ~- h* E3 l0 i3 F9 p ^0 Z6 k" D% C. D8 Y* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 1 }* F. T2 f8 C7 q5 F& L. aHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 % u0 I1 A; ^* [8 f" q5 `: z% lJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ) k/ ]' X) Q% ]2 |* w' r8 a: @: W ; T( ^" C' D I# b* |* E. c! G1 I* @ ; k" l7 G1 S5 r; |) m4 k- g7 g1 e1 [4 ?
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 8 U$ _- o. M8 m+ R69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 0 @: u1 V0 n- x% a" l69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ' g5 I' q' t' m; z
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 " i9 I+ {) W( j2 o$ J7 Z
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 & U. u( i( E; g1 A- x : O7 N( L7 S- V, E! ~ % K, f- M. H- d* h3 h0 T5 a+ o
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ( L' A @, G3 [! I+ ~! ^
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ( M) j5 J& F- N: aFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 4 C m$ G5 a; ~' q( v0 k
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6 [) F; C& O! q3 [6 A* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ) A' H& s- l& M) E/ mStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 2 \9 P$ [: r CJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 4 Z6 _" P# J" ?
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ' b3 i% p' h9 ^5 h8 x( ?8 E
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 . z$ ^) F- d( p- w" K+ G8 |from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 # K; m9 I$ }# p) [) w) g* ?0 H
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 / {& h* n% @/ f0 efrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 @0 i8 @" h! |" y
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 5 V# T7 a) @( u% R9 ?over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 0 E9 I/ b' u+ i4 ]2 a # m* C1 X1 Y: I / E+ a1 x+ {+ t1 S+ C# ]5 ?9 A 8 v5 R( v1 d; I8 z7 b1 j* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 7 U- z; E& z( D' J9 h
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 2 e! |& B0 w( B$ x* d1 `' O) y- M" c' c
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 3 N; N6 L) M0 P) F' I# I( MWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
