Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. v4 C* N+ m- T# c; k6 ^
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ( ^+ n$ X N. K 9 w7 O, T f' |8 T U" R! G ( Q0 M0 e' P* Z
. p* F2 n! I" pLook how many calories you can burn: ) o0 B& p$ h/ q% H" i+ k- @( |你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ! N$ Z9 u: {& S" x$ Q9 j. ~- B# W v( T0 }+ |0 _
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 4 J, w1 Z* Z4 A/ x5 o
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 * u& R. w2 s2 g% k% u1 v! B! _7 z
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 $ z/ K2 Z: a, `- t& ?( `, V/ L+ f% R
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 : h7 a% }8 Z/ `With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 : b; O& ^/ q0 ~/ y* }With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 8 c' s& g% X3 A1 I; X/ r# P
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ' `+ x# y8 v! t
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 + ?4 G' m6 G& H' R+ I
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 , Q$ y7 t" j4 p0 k2 I
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 , e6 C- L1 Y5 U+ LWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ~2 s8 w$ X4 T0 l5 T " U+ Q5 B: G, v. X: h; N% D + Z, l; K3 Q% u, S# |' ?# Z
8 Q" F- T3 S" Q. {& B" d+ T/ D: ~1 r/ d* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 6 P$ A0 v: ]6 s6 `
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 $ Q0 W5 X% ^/ i; l
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 - j9 n; q/ [; ]. \" w. @$ MWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ; T# S, P& w7 Z/ I# S6 k" }4 a8 n7 U7 ?( Z. e
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 7 E9 Y2 e* x$ \, J# @% g @, }3 Z
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 " _, H3 k/ W( j4 P* X9 d9 E 8 g# z6 P4 r/ w, o0 m. [. c7 y `* D. p( t6 x4 V
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 & E# S- A l6 s% Z) ?+ ndaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 % p% L# T1 E9 ~# X% Q0 q/ N# J69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ; P, O$ M# M; w0 q+ \5 g69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ! y/ \6 M; m$ Q) n$ d; G" A
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ' o A* m3 v- X Z8 b0 D) K5 S
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 9 e4 w7 R0 p, A# K. }# i: ~
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ; Q, h0 f" x2 N2 U! ?5 }1 P; o) D
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 , B9 |; [9 v% `0 c8 F. W
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Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 1 b3 t* R5 ] B1 k5 m; P, uExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 * M7 S0 w5 O( }0 R0 g
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 + }6 K+ Z. G8 ~9 O8 V6 c) h
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ; x1 L, c* E" y# |5 o+ ?2 dfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 : k) |# V3 b1 j q& O
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 * r) M: t+ A; {4 }& rfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 9 g1 C* ^5 N: \% w {over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 2 e; a; N' b/ H9 C - F3 }6 a$ i6 e # B4 W1 q4 d2 C8 g
" c W5 s! y# w* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 , n: q3 G$ r9 B% G
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 / K; g5 C( |% G
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 $ x7 { q. c3 ?* M+ o
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
