Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 7 Y1 g1 q6 J: C! E
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 6 M X0 n5 ~1 X) _ T% \/ Q: H( s9 O+ {7 v + Q9 l7 O" W4 z: V, M& g+ @# U" {3 R* \$ T: B5 y" ?. h" G" }1 R
Look how many calories you can burn: / E6 j: d3 p: j ] v. i
你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 0 u) `" O# }: W* k. K
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ; P7 g/ W4 ]- J0 MWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 + Q( v4 B- C# R5 Q: C2 N% k! A1 [ ZWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 : a1 m9 S- ?) s6 m( T; O1 k P+ d1 H: g6 S; A: R
0 {0 f, u7 I; P' @) E+ c # h7 D0 t1 d; F" U2 I, ~* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 - H* n! W5 i7 o, M
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 7 n- V6 O* f7 u- R. u
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 # I* y3 z! \8 O9 P5 P# |7 @$ O
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 - c3 v, A0 p* @8 TWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 # s- L5 ~4 t o( Y" Q0 O
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ! L) h8 }& |. b0 ?7 J+ D! z: cWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 & O# \, e {' R8 \; d
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 & l9 h* [1 F. _ 9 C0 K1 n n- `+ f& }+ m8 W " J2 \8 [8 p+ E% C( t* L A- f
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 : ?" d9 O7 O- c' o, @
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 0 |/ \8 v) t& V P2 [; ?" \
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 , i. E @7 o6 E' S2 N- c2 ^! w* Q! ?, P/ Z, ]5 I
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7 r/ S! e; \! M5 j* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 9 G9 G% h& T2 p# NHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 : t5 F6 A3 S& Y& _
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ( E& I9 V! j( Q
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 # I, C: y- Y; r7 N69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 . q6 t' R- `; T5 O9 M2 e
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 $ I. X0 o% J+ Y/ s0 STrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 # {7 d6 B) m' U ?# z0 C$ S( s/ w
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 / E3 P! h; s: j) |- J: Z* ~
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 + m- H5 B+ a1 _: ZFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 1 P5 | {: o4 g/ u( }
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ! S3 R3 c* a) _" |3 X V
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 5 l5 I2 {: J. a/ \: o7 c, M* ^7 z' PExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 + \0 L( N) l) Q
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 3 z! o; I' Z: M/ i( T9 G
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 4 M1 d; O4 B( |& L& A3 H5 Yfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 1 R0 f% H; _- J- Z$ R0 n
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 : y: h; @* h% X- M" d
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 & m' C; ?! h. ]: Z6 E
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ! Y5 r1 `. S! N5 A
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 \, }# j! w% v2 }
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( f- K- k5 e7 h; B3 U- ^5 K9 Q6 I* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 0 f# q5 A+ k h s- vQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ' o" Q6 N' [6 H' {, I+ x% N9 LBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ' s. Q, K' p5 s
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
