Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 1 j- y5 m, j1 U, l: l; U$ C性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 " ]8 q7 D# G( }# f9 p0 ]; ~0 ]9 _, T- \3 N* g* b
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Look how many calories you can burn: . R, O& T- E6 Y$ b# {8 w! t+ w0 e你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： * W, B" @, O/ x' W 3 c' W0 f# d7 p7 v+ H# O ( P v4 A( `% L% e! S: _/ s8 r
* U/ e1 i- m' l* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 : {0 X! F' b: S! b7 ?/ F6 jWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 4 {2 n/ Q- T" `% \/ A" r* F6 {5 cWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 , ^% Z* r1 n; Z. X8 G: O6 e( @
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ( h$ j% c( l, P a7 PWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 - C: Z ]9 Y9 r8 {# |With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 , E1 s8 G$ s: U$ V3 e; ^
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 2 \0 E/ V/ A) P, _
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 % t3 \, ~( n3 `) _' L B. c
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 6 L$ z- [; _/ DWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 3 a3 q( l% y0 r+ M9 N! u. g
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7 y/ [( ~; A0 t 3 ]% C8 t* U) a* v2 Z) ], Z9 x* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ( K- J m. t4 n2 XTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ! e/ X5 e7 ]9 i) j
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 9 @* ]8 L, W- b: {* g* WWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 7 S0 S! x7 \! f7 b- v
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 5 y) I) l& X6 {' U- VHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 " e& b& x2 H4 c! e( _Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 " {, B( q! k- ~0 O4 S' U) q ( Y3 B6 N* p$ X$ g, q) z 0 L: w2 j9 m- e( W- `; @) }8 g9 y# Q9 J. R* ^
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 . ~: ?6 L& g: d' r2 j& e0 `. Y
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 9 j8 Z" j; H5 l2 w' v6 J5 Z/ s69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 4 q2 U+ G# Y# [) g; e, R$ WTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 - k% F [, O# q/ Z z2 PItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 & U6 _* r8 V: c$ w7 r+ ?
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 Y/ T# \9 a3 N1 D, O9 kFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 B" o' `8 _' ]: A( r
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 " e$ J( @/ ]3 F1 V8 ~Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 % S5 P9 o7 G& l
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 6 K2 L5 A1 c3 w [
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 5 X r) k+ J% F2 b) B' Z7 Vfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 - @( d8 x3 ]& N$ L5 |
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 " L: P+ u2 N* U9 ufrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 9 }* o% d' o6 |1 L
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ) V( e! Z8 b: O X0 h
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ) T ]' m% ` [; i$ G
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ! X. D" e* r* X9 G
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 8 a. u, S9 u/ ?$ d: Y% mWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
