Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. * K- X5 H D: W8 ^性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 0 V; T% ?+ l. R/ l) Y, {- I$ a! C1 {4 ~# ^. w4 a
* J5 y& L, [8 ^6 h0 T! ^ + M0 c: N: A* P8 c5 \Look how many calories you can burn: ) g. \7 ~) B( e0 h" j你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 5 O; V: B/ N. L8 l4 t4 f0 t5 C$ ]: A; D" T" R9 H! |) { i) N
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. h& Z; x1 T. \ K* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 / y- [2 G# Z( s5 \With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ( r ^; K( p% P+ UWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 9 U$ T/ P% ?& [8 \
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4 e% e/ X0 Z0 r& ~3 W: T; F; W* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 4 d9 S; I$ |5 B5 T' E: t) P; l
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 & b/ |6 V0 |( W: D' xWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 4 ?, _# x, R) S; B, i! {With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 % [4 Y' F5 k* @2 O. w, XWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 * V' \, B, @, d6 W; o& ~, ]- o
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 . w" ^1 [6 K9 v! sWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 # U1 i/ ?- E# m; \2 R
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 # x- X& e0 H4 T& Y
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5 J+ ?2 e& k. M* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 $ w i) e/ Z1 p3 R% h, X% B5 RTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 7 j' B* ]4 w. R6 ^1 ATrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 - {+ i* P1 B# c/ xWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 4 a+ Y5 I' O5 s0 | N
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 0 [- p) d3 y5 F I- d) M- p3 u( tJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 * z1 H0 n- C4 `
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2 {, I# L: x* W H* POSITIONS 姿勢 0 l. z* G; j5 j: Ddaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 1 z' A) i# V) _4 @6 k ^. E9 `
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 2 B l6 M2 ^' d
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ; m+ u) R; Z& f6 K# K8 e2 v7 KTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ; w D. A4 E+ }) _$ XItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 $ z) _' M( C1 S 3 T, J$ f0 X* R' O2 l, K/ l* K8 `; R - C" t. E) f' [; k' w/ o8 v, T4 d- Y & @# ^) x3 m' k* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 + O8 X2 G2 D7 g a
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 " V. E. ^) x' {Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 2 x- N9 S8 C4 H. g! P' ~ 1 \+ t8 r1 ]" p. b+ S& g . n% F7 _& h# D0 t1 k # ]# [3 ^/ I8 G4 b) O* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 % P0 x' w6 X. f- q" |
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 . _4 q- j/ S4 c- S6 o* qJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 : t" X; {2 F1 `2 D8 M
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 $ H j3 Z) F0 A2 R ) |, t% C& I6 T, A3 `# ] * x8 Q7 x+ w6 h% M# j- v
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 7 `1 F( t2 v" e" o! Y
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 - @" N8 _5 G( n; Hfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 7 ^6 }8 W- ?' o1 b2 |9 M
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 t9 ]* v! }, j
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 9 z3 m: C6 s$ X% L. f/ d7 C- ~9 [
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 P; U& ~6 Y0 M# J2 ^
2 @9 v2 A, u8 i2 F, S* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ( z7 C+ L$ _( W$ J# A
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 6 e, d& ~. s$ L! R1 Q2 q! f
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 4 m( l# e- n+ tWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
