Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. . y5 ?) E& V5 h性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 1 i( K7 S% g& B
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Look how many calories you can burn: 8 ~8 S4 v. h! j你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: # @4 i9 M7 S3 C4 x# j9 Y
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8 [ A4 A& z9 ~9 R* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 & u s! z7 a$ |$ P) V* Z. ?With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ( Q4 z* P8 f8 |3 `Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 9 i, T' Y% a# @' n: N8 ~! T1 J F6 F% e: v9 X- ?! Y( j
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 : i3 ^: b) a, ^5 M( ^9 t i; `With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 $ X3 F$ A# J; m R2 l2 s# v. ~
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ; Z% e: |* y8 U2 g6 X. xWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 7 y* x) G5 X+ n7 `With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 2 Z( f% {8 v+ K6 V+ Q$ T! b, J o/ A n
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 0 R, C+ D8 K- A1 `
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 3 O0 p- v/ F" l* v
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( K$ L/ ^2 h& c1 @- h* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 2 J; z* s8 U: m9 k0 q r; RTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ! D" _' q5 l0 u3 GTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 8 v. d% o3 f0 T: k" E7 U4 ]
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 0 G1 ~1 M" f! x |9 Z: V, p " ]7 I/ p; R/ {5 N7 ` ^( b" _- u, ~
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 $ K$ x6 q" G8 d8 V5 z1 xJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 " S4 C$ H4 Q/ G" ~. F; W: Z: N2 T; ^; }+ o- K' P6 n, O
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 5 r+ S% _ J Y, i% F' T# v
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 % ]. l9 `& Y' o1 I, {
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 3 S3 J) x4 ? R$ Z9 E r
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 6 H- n2 A J3 I/ W+ s& Q' {9 Z
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 $ ^7 i* h3 ]0 [* o6 E, }. ^& w4 v3 ]/ N) |2 f% [, v
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 & t: c( X/ ~% n2 T3 i- w6 FFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 . ^ k* m b$ E) T( c y+ F( b3 Y8 H3 W8 D
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ( m- S/ L3 T' ~; ]! X0 d* S3 c
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 0 c; ~( O# b8 ~Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 % ]) k7 O" V) l3 s+ k9 T" B
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 . K/ O9 d, s; ]4 W, R* E, O# IBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 3 M8 r; v( m( P% A
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 " U. c7 S# R/ F4 Z! Tfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 / t1 n. k$ m1 U7 X) I
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 3 P) O) @1 }$ R0 dfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 3 M8 H- @# K4 C2 ~1 G5 d
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 $ k( T6 J _7 b& b
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 5 w+ W$ G9 E) x3 k8 x
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 5 o; {! |. ^3 D
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM