Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. " }8 p! N, |) c8 F
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 " a9 @5 u) ~9 M9 X( P! V; P
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： # V, U# w+ h- D: N, a ! W% c" m7 h9 d. W4 A * i( S+ ]: P% b# E4 Y / m& i b+ |; o( y1 v* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 u9 W/ ~8 @& [" [4 R6 t7 w# S1 X
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ! n0 m( f" m# ^; R& N
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 + K# z! z- I8 t, S! `4 W- Z) D9 j( `/ m' j0 v: k( w8 I$ v
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 7 B' W7 N5 ?, ~/ _0 i3 B5 |1 @With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 7 V/ w B# p: a2 Z7 L
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 & y1 }& H3 I T/ h8 B
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 2 @1 l0 f; ~8 pWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 5 q7 }$ @* v/ r) ^( U" S, E: u
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 & c7 N5 I: H8 L3 v* V* M6 @) i! b
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 + X% p* {1 t/ y0 A& a0 o% I0 ~Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 . E$ m. y: m3 R8 N* B! ]. U ~8 A/ a$ Y! j& I" W
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4 q6 e4 ?. c# O+ D3 q* p1 h* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ) Y% W; P8 H0 k7 t9 G) t6 D, }Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ! Y+ a: \+ @9 h+ }, Q2 z T) [
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 9 p Y: Q% m9 e; pWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 : V6 ~" p/ d# I0 y* U8 i4 s 9 F7 ?4 }3 X/ C- x4 D " S7 w9 @( |: a5 D* [- v* l
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 5 ^7 F3 T% W( Y4 ?! R
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ! ]; {, `5 F- E+ O h7 W 5 u, r0 A8 R& _9 v @, H9 E8 H8 J6 B# u 6 O" i/ ?4 |* K0 Q* POSITIONS 姿勢 8 t* C2 Y5 ]% m+ t
daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 " r, ^8 g6 L8 {' U, F: x, s
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 * f9 z* ?3 N, h- A# v" J) @" Z' y8 {
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ( R# _6 t! Y* G ^& e3 b d1 TTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 " B) `3 E1 g7 p7 K
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 + p: ]5 M. ~9 E, I6 Z! E; R e2 H* v3 C( t2 s- K7 X9 P" a0 e
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 + N; \: q' \/ f
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ( f. {7 X- C# |& D% i
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 6 W w- A4 E G, ^
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 L# _, K2 q- y
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ' z; y8 X1 i* Y5 L
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 , {4 H6 b* j2 j) }Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 4 D2 ~3 r$ `$ n7 N& ~& |from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ! B: E0 Q- |# A1 v. yfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 0 z7 n9 r- }1 o x! zfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 " i2 N8 Z/ F- J9 ?( i) t
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 7 q( ^& k- |3 V# |over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 * A. P0 \2 n" f, Z* r" r0 ~6 _9 y5 v7 G" [- }; @2 _# t
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ' P9 n. S2 S$ i" F! ]9 eQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 , d; g4 \6 w( ?3 c, F! K
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 # Y8 a# A1 m/ JWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
