Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 5 q' G! f" m: C) r4 z, ?* N" J性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 8 S0 p' z1 ]( |$ e/ |* k. _2 z
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 7 U m* b( [2 j& H" h. \4 k( C2 xWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 : K0 J# W8 U' W
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 # O' ~) `7 D _! s! Q- N# V8 x$ H8 N3 S+ e
! y$ f1 |5 t3 d8 B# \9 T ! O- I! b7 R, M2 j% j+ P0 k* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 " t+ |! X% \0 v3 L+ w! [6 h( X" o% mWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 * F4 F6 E/ ]) P# `. K% @With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 4 ]' p- M. n% O$ W2 O- p6 m- MWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ! `8 `& Z0 c9 H0 V- s7 ]* o/ I1 ?
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 6 p, E2 d t0 l1 K
/ O$ {; } o$ ^$ p* Y i/ i5 G% ~+ Q 3 b7 s8 h# |# V' f" Z8 B6 [* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 8 l# |7 E7 p% r1 u' {% \8 f- d# S; cWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 6 t4 y! L c6 u7 D) Z- X& s& b+ S
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 0 w0 ^6 ]- h$ f) }9 s: {$ d" G# v9 z' [! c8 y
: j+ l6 o$ G4 P! R% d1 Q( b+ H 5 E9 O. g: y+ ^- r. W* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 6 |3 d9 r4 r) d, O6 cTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 8 B% r, C& P/ J3 X" f3 E* T, jTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 $ P* g N/ A* |
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 V8 Y: r+ X: r- ^5 X $ F" F7 z0 F. }8 @ 9 d& Y3 R) `5 |) j" g # K6 I4 V( S4 o% s* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 7 V8 i& a a. F. A
Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 3 {3 ]. y% s/ h3 v s5 U" n5 |5 u
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 |, l; e6 I- g9 P) ]" V( I# L1 r# G# B2 b5 f
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+ n: c0 [( w" J- Z* E* POSITIONS 姿勢 ! f+ F9 r6 o- S/ Z4 Wdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 , u$ x; m+ j" l; L$ e& R7 V
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 1 i+ Q, Y' X/ M7 A+ Z; i69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 9 i3 ~; C6 `+ K) o3 I+ M8 ?
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 9 W# F0 G1 V9 m( l, c
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 $ {; f/ s O2 k% c4 ?0 o ; e6 z; A9 P$ V2 g0 E0 f , E0 a. m: ?! @; O J' o C5 M$ v8 {* m+ J7 f) B
* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ' |" I! h7 h0 p( s1 T: X6 r4 b
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 4 R }4 @9 h6 Q! X( M. N; s3 o7 |Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 + @9 }$ u0 t$ b0 W& G; |0 q
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ( X9 F3 |' E+ X( h, [! x
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 * D/ x+ Z2 z3 t! o; M/ F1 ]3 y+ u* i
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 % d4 |# b: J; W' u X1 l" z/ y
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 1 @1 ~- ~6 y6 H" I( Z5 iBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 : e; z E0 Z9 R3 |8 I/ T3 Lfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 * Y; e% C6 T! x# v; \4 O$ M) \
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 # Q, ` v8 o% E9 H; ^
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 , o+ M4 i( w6 j7 e1 N1 x* ^7 e
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 # Z0 T- _7 X4 s3 ?& [5 b9 z
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ( M" u1 _- C, J- o5 S L3 a# D* r6 S: D% }, T
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 8 o* ~; m& r8 y" D GBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 5 ]+ N' H4 A) n: f% |4 ~% k
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
