Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 9 H% `$ w, E+ r5 C性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 0 S* x8 M( }, ^" @+ j) e
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Look how many calories you can burn: 8 L- X1 `2 ]# C9 S2 Y- g你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ) K9 q- T! C: L3 L8 C
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ' G6 m `; k2 B. F8 F) F: v& VWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 7 h4 V+ o3 _1 M8 v! s8 y2 x/ K% eWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 7 r, c: x+ @' t ( ^* F" h8 p1 ~3 T ' e) D" L+ n4 O4 \4 m
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 / F" j6 ` j* q4 {& v5 [With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 7 o# T+ U9 X s$ B+ Y1 Z5 g' {9 ?With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 & W/ b9 {2 R1 a I% n; _3 L' v
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ; R( m4 m; T* q& c- D3 U- b
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 4 I! |% b5 b7 D7 I7 z" b* y0 B) Q" K! A# R6 O
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 5 ~6 Q# Q! L% E( sWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 , Y! g o* m7 m+ o9 E6 g' l5 E" ^/ W0 e/ W2 C
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8 U) H, I* c) `' \* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 1 y1 r2 x4 ~4 l, N L' jTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 / L2 l0 E: y( L* m
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 - Q+ n9 W+ V, |7 X7 i8 sWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 4 X' L7 {0 R! ]0 A
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 7 U: o3 r$ q" T, K! u/ f/ A# y
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 % N. }7 E Y! y, Z. G6 Z8 K9 _% K- j2 U& ~* v- r0 }% v
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 + j, X r5 s4 g- Q9 f5 j
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 - V6 L" M W+ Y% _- S
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ) `6 A+ g" r4 N4 _; P: kTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 7 i+ A6 ]8 L# i9 _6 n2 e- F; {Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 % {5 {$ x( j- J8 u4 G+ D4 m3 M7 K1 y/ b
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 6 }* ]- o) O0 D9 s9 n6 W& F+ }
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 * ~+ Q4 f1 \" x' b9 B, {# z9 f" e7 _
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 {1 P; @1 N# U+ s( kStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 / a, C+ ^* n8 D) vJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 . H0 n" _! ?9 v# l9 @- X
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ; }0 T |; Z9 M0 c4 u o. r5 r( i1 I9 J
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ! e! m) y2 s1 {% T# ?from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 3 i' d% G& ^! z+ {7 ^
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 3 c% j7 @4 o0 @from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 2 k' E& W: A9 Y# P; a6 H
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 - A w- T$ T9 H& Fover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 3 W7 P% }! A5 U5 i: a) D: T" N5 s" d- a/ S! s8 Q, h1 N, J
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 + N* ]8 z7 N8 k: S6 \7 TQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 , A8 p' ?1 P) q# ?, R
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 $ X- |& G$ N: m, [+ EWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
