Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 5 H- Z7 x& k$ L S2 [6 {/ [1 b性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 , Z/ i/ `( l: G- O/ j: V, R7 v/ k( ? Z/ R
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 1 {. V. m, y1 L. q8 Y - J, p* [7 ~! V L / j5 Y' \6 Q5 d6 L) C 1 v) Z& X* f* p% w8 q* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 " Q+ {5 C0 ?* q- CWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 7 `$ z( {+ Q- e, W
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 & R/ T* s! e8 S% @& w
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 + R& a2 j5 m0 XWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 " ^7 H4 d( e) oWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 * U+ ^( n+ x/ V5 t) {: c) H+ ^) X- h
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 $ f! M% @1 D4 X8 x; i# F" @
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 & J9 b: J' c7 FWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 7 m; n8 v' ?# Z! a6 b- @
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 " ^% c7 g0 P8 o% }0 J9 Q- p. e
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 3 P7 `" Q6 X+ c: BWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 9 T* N/ N; ~- h$ z: H3 `
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0 S' `3 P2 `9 Y1 R' S. n+ x* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 1 C+ Z0 I3 v& a9 O# n: S# C; xHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ) }& I' U1 y/ {( e* V/ ]& u: `8 z
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 : x, }+ E, K+ ]/ I' f3 ^" p- P l " w$ T8 k. J8 ~1 g) `! G & }/ e6 G& G! G3 h2 ~4 ?3 m. M+ m5 ^, l u) f! [
* POSITIONS 姿勢 1 m7 D0 F# D6 _) x. f+ fdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 4 a) p1 p. X* s; k, X, y. S69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 8 c0 B$ c: `$ W9 v1 e$ X+ \, B7 @% u
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 # X0 {, M& z- ^3 J6 M( g* z
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 + k9 F" p$ o; |- x" T. H) T
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 3 Z) a1 `; J- _% r) p
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 4 z4 x7 n4 _& P0 mReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 0 P$ ^4 c8 D" ]
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 : a! f4 r9 f2 r4 a: A: `6 ?: k2 I9 v
1 ]4 x: _6 {% _3 l& R/ n- u ) K- W7 D: Q. M) W5 Y7 i* y8 | $ E) ?: U4 s: ~. n- S* h& {* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 . Q7 Q, n( Q& Y9 J8 OStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 4 T3 a" _1 |" b" X- @% x% b8 OJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ( W0 I) U' X: Z6 R& t
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 " m+ @$ K0 d) }6 p% t9 r+ H9 R+ \( O
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 : d8 H# Z) r' ]Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 / l2 ?. ]' N! w; efrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 # Y: D! D9 U/ [( I% }from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 6 J8 \/ q, C8 K% W Pfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ! l4 E2 r: i( c: r4 V) p
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 , @( n+ j$ C) Q- ?
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 & y& t- w5 k0 r! @" G0 f) U( I+ b' C1 L) Q9 h7 D
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ; g) G" Z! D+ TQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 * s1 D, g! m/ q/ q; b2 K
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ' `3 U- p% Q; A$ y
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
