Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ; ~. p4 t7 D6 B/ M/ z' P7 Z性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 6 O8 ~6 f3 ^5 ]$ T" Q x5 E5 v - ^: [2 W/ I0 Q* \8 T' Q 2 P% K9 z; U, t3 e, Y) G& w/ t0 ?1 \9 k M9 }* r
Look how many calories you can burn: ' w' f9 u; P, n! U" ?: ~8 k' b你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 6 q! e+ _9 e- K" S$ v% n
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 " t7 N* ^* B( @. m+ \" e/ Q' i
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 L, p" m+ q) q
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 3 h; [- @0 x ~/ L2 `. X: k7 J9 d0 j1 i% c
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- Y; j5 E3 g2 ]6 K1 a# j3 V8 y u* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 * R3 ~8 j, p- a6 ^1 \
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 7 C1 C. \% P& |8 a" x3 |With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 1 J D; u# m& D) {
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ; F& J; h3 ? U' G, [/ Y) kWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 + ~# c! c3 V6 H% p6 G6 s5 Q
, C7 C, _$ ?2 `) K ^8 P . o/ A( e6 ^2 l7 D/ G" R ( {; i2 r$ Q; N; I0 l; C* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 , d5 w* ]# H3 E% x1 S. sWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 1 t+ v# I' w/ x' M
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 " h; [ u! {8 A% T7 u1 y& _. w' }3 z* B3 U3 v* S8 S
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 L; E! O$ L9 g2 {Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ( Z5 k, I4 G4 ~) ?3 oTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 - k+ f8 ?4 U5 K" A1 n* p
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 1 H3 A! w: x' {# {
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 3 J& l- W% `9 l! k! B0 `2 P( q/ RJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 / c# ^& f& D; L7 K# O+ u/ n4 S2 S; q7 Q5 r4 E! {- P1 ~0 `" j
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ' N6 z7 t' K0 J* k4 ^9 ?8 v
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ( F# p* F, t- p; x6 ]( L2 S( ?69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 & S. I! J8 \% \* N8 f4 R4 STrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ! ? K7 m2 |$ t0 |) {9 Z
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 % i$ v: z0 t6 K: b! V' V( w) D
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2 ?' ^- {6 Y1 i2 w; I* |7 d: l 0 a0 a7 ]% g7 X* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 0 [& c, D; z; n8 o' Z9 Z4 fReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 + W8 b7 Z1 O1 V* c: J) _# tFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 $ ^7 `. W% C0 v2 d2 j# |8 J6 A" @8 b) s1 U; `
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 8 y7 ~3 d7 X9 O2 p* bStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ( m. v& K8 j1 I! d0 jJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 % l4 i% D9 @( @, n# UExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 7 _; h) C4 ]% j7 n" S0 y
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 % {! L6 Z" y( |8 r9 N; R2 m
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 $ z) k" C" q$ m, m& c D; o/ u
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 0 t) o* }: a! m% ?- B) Z4 c+ Z
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ' n5 \7 n0 v. y: @. q F- Wfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 $ M% Z. I) r3 C# L5 E* b; rover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 # e* M0 \* Z+ v0 M& S5 c( ], A4 e' U: F
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 - q* l) P. ^ p- y/ W8 AQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 $ [, I" ^( e, K/ n
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 * m0 T- L) G9 L# {
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
