Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 5 v2 M0 D g$ v性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 1 p5 E8 x7 _# A$ ]9 I | L' V4 W1 j4 f
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Look how many calories you can burn: + g# L( Z( n' B6 a你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ; J& ~# @0 K4 B* p+ N4 p0 T6 P9 K
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 2 e; i" ~% s% f X4 {) |$ P! h$ K
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 : U5 M$ f8 ?+ W8 R
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 " [' }* a1 d0 m! C. V; J: D+ f5 Y# u
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 8 M: t/ _& H% {! G9 k9 |
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 9 I$ z: W G; l2 J
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 5 k5 v! U( N( A1 X' N- U6 e
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 * W! m E& g6 L/ L) i. z! G) P" mWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 2 G! j& V1 D6 s1 ]4 w1 J $ i% n% H/ A2 K3 m8 O0 O! H. H% M # o8 I, Z9 z9 i! |: t# ~
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 3 Y; S: h- b5 V9 v
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 1 g) c8 H% O% n" f
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 & K* z% R1 u: S$ @ `' s7 ]& a- Z/ q/ E6 k6 N: ]0 ?8 \
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( ]. x% R* x! z& c4 Q$ V z1 J5 {* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 7 a% s; A1 I# ~: ZTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ! w8 V" ?: A4 [3 u! lTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ' h3 t9 B/ I, |# X$ RWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 4 A! J2 H6 s! ]
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 1 u' H8 T# K, t0 r
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 4 z& \$ d3 M! j; d
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 , s# g' V# f1 l4 x1 l0 I
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 , D& z- J+ O+ d4 k2 Y7 h0 e' p69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 5 K4 E: x: b3 {, ]% P( T
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 5 x2 b/ ^9 |- r3 L+ r/ @+ |
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 2 Q1 t! }* R+ D% [2 B# d, s6 K
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 * U$ L) T- M- M, w7 K- u E0 b: RReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 4 P7 C) I- }! u
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 / W0 R& L0 o' C7 g" `2 N
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 1 [. O7 O! T3 E
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 / `% [, j1 U# g# ]/ cJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 W; X9 {9 x- a5 H w! R2 [
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ' B3 [. b' ?" L$ _" a( x/ W5 [
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 2 t( [9 \7 A3 M" T$ h9 FBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 & h" L3 _) t; W/ o' r, Bfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 " R% N1 m9 T2 u W- w2 P
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 C, R/ {6 ?6 p0 G: Y2 x. jfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ' I7 k, B, t% V" E1 Ofrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 % X& I1 k: H7 \/ Z$ n2 i
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 / b+ O. P! A) A$ T' F. s, u, L) A7 y8 W
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 7 I/ X/ d5 H5 [8 X, Y1 mQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 " u" C3 U' u' ?1 ABeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 % o4 o8 }* t8 l4 @0 G8 y$ C) w
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
