Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 3 ^3 T+ }' B# \/ G C% F
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 i( @/ B2 g$ L/ n+ }% v+ ]
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： / @+ c, w3 }$ n$ k8 U4 }6 i0 N7 l3 l8 k6 e G' X# ]
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. D( |# c8 R, R7 b4 K* `* W3 ?& u* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ; T3 e! F- z5 pWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 " ~7 q5 G) \% T# F- |' LWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 " C4 A3 l; n6 ]' k. l4 m1 P5 x
: h I$ i. L$ t7 p 5 X8 L3 ]# V- s3 b1 n% F5 c* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 9 W3 p# O w2 W6 k! K: `0 C- TWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 $ T2 u! x6 {! B/ Q
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 # Q) q4 d8 H* X4 \: A) s, HWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 , h8 C& K3 P a, x2 v0 p; B- ~
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 & b1 G; B% i l# ]% _6 `6 r
! n' k4 C5 S) X% H 5 K& b0 B2 }* i. a* C: j v( j , }2 o% i/ V7 t/ ], v2 G( X* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 2 H7 X' F4 w# e0 Q' p2 J* TWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 $ S) L* I$ S1 w& v
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ! E- N$ W( X* W8 p- j. Z
* t# G9 | K7 Q0 x, ~+ e9 [# f+ J ! @+ W. V3 m3 a, _2 A & f5 q. F) N. C' w! h* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 4 t2 n2 e0 {! I# S2 @: lTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 + Y( K9 x4 x2 o& \# a
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ) P+ ]$ L& @2 @$ ?
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 / ], A, F& g% E9 V
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ; D Z% r& q& a8 D: _9 J) o7 n! pJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 0 V' A& M% c* u' z, m; H
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 1 @6 z2 v. x) x7 s69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ! R2 }/ ^( G( u o* i$ e69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 2 F9 [$ d4 `/ H2 G: a, l2 ITrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 $ T2 ]' |# K3 \1 q0 o) ]$ EItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 0 H% _5 [* E! z4 c/ x# Y0 d+ i
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$ g4 `% `$ H k7 V4 m/ p5 G* ?% D5 U# i5 |* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ' h7 k0 h g$ q- Z9 ~. \2 D
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 : M7 x) f6 u8 c" W: Y- b; Z/ Q
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ; Z1 L/ Y9 A7 _! ^6 R/ A% g" l
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4 q# M; S" c/ Z9 }1 p & q/ h7 y3 p* k* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ; r. t( a- d+ Z# ^0 P: N$ lStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 7 o% b4 x1 Q7 s$ f$ ]
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 3 c/ \8 c- k' B% l6 ~2 w! ^; _5 ?& qExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 , Q* z% i; h6 x4 G1 j* S5 |
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# c8 `0 q4 T" R- X. d- s 1 _7 J8 |6 f, Q+ M* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 E" K t8 l) _, DBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 4 v4 T/ F4 @& d! N7 W9 a; ~" G6 j' lfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 0 f; c, k G' J3 L5 v8 }1 Sfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 5 u/ X* n+ o9 m4 ]2 x( l+ a8 afrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 0 k3 ^" |4 C) Y& F7 k7 b3 t8 |8 Ofrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 3 R* U* z+ O/ M. j( F$ ]over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 . m# ~4 e5 `- c; t
+ T- k. S' `" K 2 J7 W k4 ^: U/ b+ Q, P( a9 P ) ^, y; E. Y! i9 Z5 D; \* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 # p$ H! ?1 A1 F
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 : ]5 N( D( x5 }& A: zBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 3 B9 X* Y# c, d8 b0 ^8 g4 b
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
