Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. # v0 y% G; F0 d% ?性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ( a3 ~: T: Z3 Q! A/ b
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： * W% U- s/ [' y8 K2 ?* X5 N
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1 e) M0 x; }5 S6 B4 ]* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 , j. ^4 W- r; [& g. X! \4 A5 W) oWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 - ^% T$ y' b, q4 NWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 " H+ r; R) _( y! j
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' P; Y$ a1 t6 x+ E6 L* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 9 M- F- c' m: k
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 & b" G, B0 d) F# {/ v: MWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 9 i; R4 T1 R4 _. `: _' ^* {With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 : A8 q4 i8 b6 o! y' J! c
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 . X& G4 K, ^# {$ O. h1 {" d k
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 8 g4 z1 Y' l5 i8 X) ?With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 9 L, F6 l7 ` ~: oWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 8 @9 _5 }! q- v9 l% _* y' U
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9 x4 m9 e& w& b [6 M0 L ! P6 n2 l6 n4 I% ]* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 + [1 m, i$ Z5 lTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 . M; J4 |9 Y% X/ N
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 2 {$ M' i) c' N1 K0 _Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 4 l* a" }6 z( _7 f% e! `( }
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 " M/ D( H* V% NHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 0 c4 K9 |: M! Z) XJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 # J, T- w) |) }& N* r: r; |! c$ s, B! P# ]: j: B& C
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 6 q4 k: g+ O2 l' [4 S7 F0 ]daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 / H6 w4 p4 C2 q7 C! l69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 6 n% [$ P7 L8 x! {& C69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 9 |# @4 Q/ V% R
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ( f/ ^. z+ e2 t' n" YItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 9 K3 d }8 ]" V0 h2 t . E( w4 q; `! z6 _0 r! j( B) z8 w2 m : P$ L0 G# _4 ]
; B$ q, Z2 `. ?: p# Z* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 % |3 Y2 p$ m1 p8 tReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ' h) j. S" I* HFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 # W+ o, s; ~. u6 s# c2 ^+ u: \* o
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 1 B$ U' x5 |9 Q9 {, WStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ( C Z$ W% D2 ?' ^! Q" m. [Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 + ]. y6 a% u0 h, {6 W# ]4 M, \Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 p/ u! B, {5 g4 Z* W! @- i5 B/ n2 ^ U" X' s) g$ I
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 Z2 i4 B+ r% ?* l3 Q H
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 9 k7 N/ U. w8 @( y* X" T0 w
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 + {# d8 f( X$ K7 p. S! ]) dfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 . Y2 R4 H8 M' ?' ^5 o
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 : g) \; ^0 A3 d
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 0 ^) }4 u; k4 Z' b
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ; R1 t7 ?* S$ d# T) c+ S& RQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 3 N, D5 m2 ]3 _' \. IBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 , N3 H/ @) h# z2 q% ]) _: GWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
