Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. # O( P# B, i' b3 t性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 & g6 k4 Q. E! I( y- { ~. y2 j9 j9 a/ e( Q
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: , v! C$ C) a% |. Z( K" y* k4 I; l, O3 |/ P$ b$ J+ @! ?
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 ' Y( B( M) A5 x _. P5 Y- {5 R8 W& f
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 : {: b" }; W) S3 a& i7 mWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 2 Y3 y" P; \! ^( g4 i: U% c4 c1 v+ \0 v+ P% X' [4 a
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 1 m H( o& e7 N. g5 cWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ! q) y0 P6 h) B8 GWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 , v/ m1 L5 i2 Y% |- s5 N( H
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 / w# x/ I% z: f& C: s# j
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 8 Q% C) r$ ?1 OWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 " f* m: O; }! S/ T M0 N0 n; Q
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ) b- H4 F' ]6 F' W5 h 6 U) ^) V) J9 t# R' n, G ! X" K e% k9 b
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 % t* ?% K8 b4 p7 |" h
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 9 D$ ~9 k: P U6 k) m% KWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 3 E5 ^5 A% i( n; \4 Q% q: `" |( u% d! F
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* z3 ~/ p0 c0 _* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 0 i; r* n- `# S2 ]2 u. y5 dHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ! P; u; P' M, u0 A- a8 ]0 c
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 7 z3 p% m! ~$ ]) y7 F; u5 l c8 h z/ _ - [( x" U. ^: Y - R$ T+ P0 ^1 t3 K' J }- J; u6 z5 {
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 , Y" a) G9 ?8 p7 I$ O69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 1 T8 {& m: J2 W) p1 l( w( c2 A
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ( O/ X9 P* \' H9 D
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ! P3 V. t* u4 e m' q: r
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ( e. \0 ^$ {: U% ~* g* }) [- b8 ?2 _: N: Y# K: d8 [% Q- S" ~
: R& @4 Y) B. w / R% Q1 C# ]" v( r! Q* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 : ?4 M- b- N" d% A& w$ v1 |
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 : x, x" C7 a0 T) [Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 ) a) q' c" A' n J7 q6 J
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 6 b9 L, C! e6 F- V6 S) P( eStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 + V$ }% O2 @! t9 K( n
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 9 N P W6 Z( c0 G. S$ ~+ v$ T
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 $ v. d4 R) M: {% I0 |# P
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 2 t* {% m4 I1 s# e. O+ s E
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 $ t- A: a. I. h) X! \from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 7 l, C; d0 x5 \* P, Ifrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 8 B$ p* I8 [: h' h" P8 D
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 1 e/ w% B7 Y" Z) H" r. o% Q! C1 c
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 # G; R& { J5 u8 ^$ J( S8 K+ D! u9 z- V. I9 \; n
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 . U( u2 J, S8 `" b$ d$ }9 `Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 6 t: b& y4 H, n. I2 O4 o7 ]
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 # b; x' v' t7 Z9 z2 {3 IWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM