Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. T" N+ l3 d' m5 W/ }9 i性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 , y$ Y3 u" T, v0 B! { |, _3 W3 j( F) t# C/ L Q; H8 E4 P
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Look how many calories you can burn: # Q9 G \9 ~5 f, D) j7 E- N u你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 2 n$ k9 m% s- k3 \9 r
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 W4 P, o4 Y: l' J( X% m# mWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 o9 V n0 z5 v) }0 z
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 5 R) s$ c/ X' w( T
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3 c% O- G+ h7 g5 ]2 v - |) Q1 [2 @; n* }- B* ]* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 $ [. @8 d5 C9 E$ ?With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 , _: A3 |9 ~& bWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 * A( B- m. q4 e$ @& l/ V9 A" @
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 9 t( B* K/ e0 z# p5 iWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 3 H& f6 G( M9 T) ~/ W/ c ) x& v A. p0 l' i0 D+ w: } ' m2 k& A: S0 q! G
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 4 Z m8 o: `6 p9 i2 n; Y4 GWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 7 v" Q7 f4 @# y
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 5 y9 E3 `& ^. B! F
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 1 [) z: L& _1 F Q* E
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ! P0 T$ B: G, BWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 4 v/ W. d, p7 o6 \( j$ v# `+ U
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ; I9 I9 ^: P' l69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 6 E7 t$ ]' e0 P# l2 A4 n69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 , J! ?$ y( P) M1 W
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 9 ^1 ~1 Y7 b8 `' C# kItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 , f+ V( K! [3 |, o
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! Q# k! `# P' b0 f/ s / d: e( h2 o! P$ D* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 $ O- e/ E# {0 R% `Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 4 ?$ A/ j* x( j( S3 j9 A
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 6 H+ R( y: b. N2 d! q0 n# d" B
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 # v# f Y" ]% b: ~2 @! wStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ' b6 ], S2 a2 G }8 e& j
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 7 G; z- a4 E0 B( `, |2 N6 Q+ }
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 & U; F& @% H- A
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 8 \8 @# k" K9 p0 yfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ! u: @# f" c/ k1 P jfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 6 S) i) ?( y2 M- R4 ~4 J3 X& F
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 + p7 c( F" O# X# Yfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 - Z: R1 X# Z! N7 x9 o. \" sover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ' A) Q2 L2 w J% M/ _
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 4 ~1 L5 n' y) |: c) v
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 % M1 ?* {! o9 t+ x6 _With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
