Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. . _' w3 _' e: x7 }
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 ) j x k; C% {7 \: `1 F7 P' f& J, G# t
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Look how many calories you can burn: : _1 t9 Q% w0 k: [7 i8 V+ p你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 9 K4 u: l. e3 j7 x+ D
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- N& K% W# E; m, D7 A; [8 i* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 # P4 g; J# ?6 s/ L% bWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ( b$ A( U' u+ j3 `
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 o# s3 u. M' p& ?4 x6 i2 L- g 8 `& y' D p7 V5 H + | k$ f" G* [" Z% o+ [4 q
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 . k+ K- I/ `0 C% b2 F. t) k' Y$ ~3 L9 {/ @
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 , N" c5 Z! r' o2 @8 N5 H2 v+ y
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 % |3 C. T* A$ s- S3 [; jWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 7 E" S8 o8 R! v/ j6 |9 \# y/ KWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 * c E, `7 ?. _: P p & G6 e9 i: A: A$ ]- K' B ! n) l9 V7 Y) y9 |3 d
+ m; p& S" g/ f* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 " r2 @; s4 O9 I
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 8 Z- S, f% `* ] z
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 % w# K& x4 J1 @1 J7 I8 L2 r* ^ 0 `, b: e' _( S6 f% I1 A% a/ Q ' ^* b/ [ M6 R* L: a8 {% l( W3 m# U5 ^ D! P( j8 Y6 c
* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 8 F( Z4 S1 ^9 a$ o- QTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 1 R4 |" T0 Y7 K" _7 k2 `6 g9 x. K
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 " u% t4 H: A( o) U- l$ Q7 ~7 t8 DWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ' G1 N- R" M; t: y; D- n z( B* y* L4 y+ W6 K9 T
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 ; Y- n$ \" n+ v5 s/ p a. G" iHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 6 p1 R9 q& [* T1 _
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 $ G# B3 G% S5 ?( d- t9 K* _" K; ~ 9 a% Y7 a1 k" \' H & R1 v% P& O. Q# y
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 # r8 F; C" t; r% G' W$ U' x/ a69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 " B0 m* ?4 l$ o5 P69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ; H( H9 J% c: L+ }+ K% e
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 - _! U: e: P$ ~7 l
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ( F0 |9 K- J4 x* p ; l0 w1 e I# J3 W# F1 ` . T4 q# {" q- p3 Z 4 n% d: P! V1 c3 O' h/ I7 f* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 # f/ [' i5 I' _+ e7 R) w+ J8 `5 e
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 " q; g7 | {* T& T! S0 b7 W
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 * @5 f, L0 G( `$ a8 {; w ; I" l4 t3 X6 S) [+ L* h . f1 u$ X; {; `8 H! c4 c
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 % J( v: S5 c+ T. y* ^Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 # B# [: z: [9 M2 D S' s0 mJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ; c* N$ t- b; m' G/ f
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 9 E8 r1 o% W2 o, j" i; I4 L4 e, t! V9 f1 A C/ E/ D
. B9 V* J) c, P5 R ( @; H8 U8 |6 k8 R5 S. K0 f; U* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 + V7 O$ `7 @% A8 W: @4 ~Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 / O% W" O( z) n( {from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 2 n3 @3 z; u+ J/ s0 u
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 % K3 p8 ?$ C; u, e+ C2 ~& |3 Afrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 : y. ?) V! Q5 F/ _from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ! z( w2 F9 M# p3 }
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 ; {, Y9 \- c( {3 s" j+ e3 R+ S+ O3 P+ ^$ e
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5 W7 z5 t; R# \4 P5 E0 T* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ! n, Q& X M2 U. xQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 1 w, W/ X9 @8 E! M+ f6 BBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 3 ^0 l+ Y6 a' y/ `/ P% a% y
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
