Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. # Y' T, v2 f) z; ~性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 9 U: \) r5 }5 J' b- s9 m $ ]' R8 a9 ~- V6 n: M! E3 O . o/ u7 ^# S( p# _: R
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Look how many calories you can burn: 3 l3 h; [& r4 Z' y- d, M$ Y你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 2 e7 L0 d1 W1 O: }( x
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 2 t: g/ ]8 \& [3 h, I% X$ U' Q; hWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 - g' a6 B# N# L7 wWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 $ l" w1 f+ j- o' K
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 + w6 C; F& E0 |7 _! a! @' X0 ?; v
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ) `! H$ ?9 j: i- B0 x) p8 h
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 8 Y" u- z9 `* f" EWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ; ]& J8 n. p2 j- O3 rWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 . b1 g* s% S; ^! `5 I 1 y" e* i1 R/ q) X, n, [) Z, s3 G 3 h! B1 p6 ^. y! i0 C4 K- A# H; T/ @6 A
* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 5 O* D Z, ~ h2 i) p o6 T5 x* wWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 . R6 D0 E0 _8 c# X0 n% @3 r
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ' b# n, D2 |, O0 o+ D# `3 C% K- B S4 N9 L' a g- x& Z! L8 t
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! P6 X I; w/ u& P2 l' q" ~* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 % `4 X8 j. U) NTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 " h! J T' W7 r' b5 L2 D! XTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 . g2 @4 G6 F5 ], j+ p
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 : m: r% v4 B8 L" f2 P! K, Y " r" r8 X! g6 _& L $ t% l3 J- p' S/ Y& K4 Z* R! V+ d( n& S# b9 S# I5 e* O& D- a: b
* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 & G% A5 W- E8 i; _* kHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 2 j4 w0 p. I9 C8 M d
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 6 D8 `0 r, b: L" w8 }
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 # t: v+ D5 H; f1 S, C% \daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ' U: t6 [( j/ r0 u69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 # J! Z9 T7 c" \3 f! s! A4 ~7 `69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ( z: k( {( C0 p& p6 hTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ( Q2 ^: J. e* Q
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ) e+ N! R! V* ?, d, A , a) D: G6 ?, j0 O / w5 w: I& C/ Q
2 U. ~# C n+ n+ m- A* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 ( z+ N$ Q- E7 L+ @
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ) e. K- b! A' c5 R/ |" M% S% zFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 2 C# E3 h7 n/ _: q* ~+ | & U P, b4 w9 R 8 c2 r7 ~9 C# f/ D6 S9 w! z
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 : r/ x! i1 K) u/ g. P
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 `, n. w, y" C5 d( P. E+ nExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 & a- b, {! c |2 T' t5 @/ t
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 3 c- R. L% u U7 K7 R
Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 " L- b7 G& x( N# {5 Q1 X
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 0 c5 ^! [# w, f$ C* S' D1 Bfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ' T0 |6 g" d! L! J! [6 |2 b
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 . `, E8 C2 l8 x4 Afrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 3 s; U* t$ `9 i0 e+ f! Jover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 3 D3 u9 E2 F: d! k/ i# Z) x; ?
