Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. ! J4 h0 `% ?1 \) S性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 9 s. J' m6 X K) D ' ^2 j1 c9 Y/ v# g. l# P* B Z 4 }5 H* [. V9 y% u. L' g
0 x7 r5 H8 n! a- \9 N% dLook how many calories you can burn: 6 ^9 B( v% V+ w$ h% h4 {( k8 v你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里: 2 J* b! N0 I A2 Z) ~ ~, d0 [' _4 v( H* g0 l# |0 }% d, q2 S5 {
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 . [- P8 f) x v8 A
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ! Y2 | O& i l, \
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 , T+ W1 ]8 _8 j
) \. J2 R( S% D7 y: q- K: ? ' x9 ^6 s. Q8 k * [ H' R: S2 e7 h/ {* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 & F$ d! Y! o4 h, m& s8 j0 r* _
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 7 S* c: j! F! Y% f; m2 R
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 + t9 d; n' p0 I
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 # [7 R( H1 U2 Q1 P" P
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ' T% Q2 }$ e2 u1 Y3 ?4 T
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 4 [) |5 k- i" t' `, A; H
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 j% d# w( Q" P - V, O3 a: o: p/ s$ T / [7 F9 m* M) k8 |8 w& H
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 . B! n3 M" n& ^9 d
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 + L8 @5 B& h2 nTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 , R. M# l3 C8 @7 p& }6 ~: }3 ~1 nWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ! n+ b6 V2 V6 r7 H* p7 M 7 K$ f2 W0 E4 o7 Y+ j; h/ u 1 `2 `9 N9 p# }! @$ y; I; ~6 m6 p# z. }6 Z! A
* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 5 ~1 d" K0 J) |5 z9 ?# ?/ a1 Y+ h0 qHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 % j/ M( X2 _3 b+ D# c- K
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ; E+ a7 F( o$ ^2 ?9 v: G* Z8 _( }1 q" }$ P2 n- e( a, Q$ C: w
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 % k! o0 m! P& `daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 . ?( Y$ \9 C( V/ y( c. f69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 2 N6 \+ U7 O, q; G69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 . b( T. H3 f' _, B+ w/ @Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 ! g C1 F ~( K9 `0 {& s
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 " k" M) l% f' {" a
) n; X( l F5 s% y 6 H$ p. ]0 L! k3 g6 D& [7 d' \ % F8 D [9 q" m1 O* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 % ]# _! d) t6 r0 L+ R3 L
Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 / {4 a/ d" a1 L! O+ I( s YFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 + Y* [$ L& y! P; Y Q7 f
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 5 n; D4 \- B5 k, x
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 % A4 d& y+ U# X" o* A8 LExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 9 q# K1 r& R! M, F7 A& i ) X1 W9 a( ~) \2 ?) W7 k' g) {8 e 6 N3 N2 v& l r. C5 ]* d0 f2 @2 C& T/ q" d; M4 x: O. C a" K
* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 8 b! E# ]5 w; n$ m9 YBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 4 B& K7 d0 ~3 H0 D. E2 [' \$ ?2 P
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 7 I6 b3 F4 c1 M% x' e3 Ufrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 6 P2 o# Q/ P! q. M8 T
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 0 e/ y* ?/ I/ I- m! |from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 0 |3 |" T) h, p, r7 o; J# L
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 2 Q( H( @. C7 s" d' c
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 : ]4 l% R5 r* {: \* v) O" C
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 6 D' n ~, X9 y8 p5 L* RBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ' M8 t& C2 h! E1 P- n
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM