Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 8 F4 y3 ` T: a8 }. Z" J性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 * y" F3 m4 m! k/ \. @* c' j" Z, `' _% A% t t- W, T+ e
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： * P- m: T: y3 _+ V& ?! H
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. [% j W, `* x* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 " r9 q* \ d2 t/ M% yWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 0 j T1 H, g8 o' T$ }. W# G' X: k' ?Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 3 k `( Z2 c8 K0 `
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ' n1 K+ B$ V. F; R! U! \$ b8 q
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 / P+ _& V' S# C' I+ Y! K
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 8 l6 P; G, b) C5 T/ f k4 v
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 + u& S, B6 q6 v" w
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ; y. `. ] j, q2 h" t0 X/ `
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/ U: x: k x2 ]# L5 F 3 w, r' F! z( O G3 G* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 9 i6 N7 |) g+ B4 g- \& AWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 3 I4 X, \4 _$ b& R8 i( s
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 - F' `! j7 i* I; S0 p( |
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 9 e6 k1 l. n4 ~2 ]4 M' w8 S3 UTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 0 q2 W" Y1 I" K7 j
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 * w% f8 k* f$ [- f7 l
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 3 ]# P8 R+ D( C& i
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 6 b/ O# p1 c9 ~- M' ?, W+ EJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ! W# |6 G% V* f8 S% a& @1 {- r) x 3 c; ^- D0 W3 ?$ C" A& e$ A6 x ! J6 G, Y* ?. S/ |9 d
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 8 t6 D" S5 `; T8 ^69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 2 D% a# d, {4 D @1 _- ]/ c. z8 _
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 : f, z: s% Z# L, t
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 , D) \3 N6 a$ ^8 d. }8 m' X; b) J+ r; v
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 3 T9 U. `, s5 h- q6 S) I: g' f' N+ c- s
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5 o2 S3 O' l' g A. Z* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 + H1 }, L2 [2 _7 U5 ~Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ; P0 S# y# }& ^+ {& g; {7 [* `: ?/ |
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 2 s2 P: b6 W @1 g% i9 j
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 ; ^4 B% S7 u5 y
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 8 ~% F8 Q3 E& t) w; L: n! `4 kExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 : H- j ]" l, c% u; Z! M' L! ^! t
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6 s+ p+ ^* X$ \! n6 j8 a! Q: }7 e* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 - k" E C! n5 o$ S' w1 @Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 2 p; A. X- h8 j* bfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 . T2 a! |- u- vfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 t0 E+ z. B8 }- _: @from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 - h3 f. ~, a# t" G6 A, I/ n7 ?
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 . k% k" h0 r. q$ _$ E6 Q
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 # f" b+ J/ i# Y& ^) T
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 % O+ u/ \- H# `+ B1 k r' MWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
