Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. $ I- O7 F0 c$ H1 V* i
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 * f( U7 B Y4 p* J# O
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Look how many calories you can burn: 2 d9 @- O" Q5 `) j5 u( D你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： ; n. m# j8 K5 A, n 6 w0 d* m& u5 K 8 C/ P3 j* ?2 k ) T" M" i4 `8 O9 n* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 6 c6 k, h+ Z1 ?* {/ i0 Z9 p
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ! \9 G: R+ ]9 U! Y. `Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 # k) w M) L+ ?6 t G$ d: B) O
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 - o: c o: t q3 Y! D: O0 i8 [ x2 ZWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 " w$ F+ x( T" AWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 , O# g" [4 N2 n0 { ?* m
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 * g; \3 \% v. X. ~& ~
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 3 E3 p- o2 N' h) r- i! t% ?: q1 D) a! E
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 " j6 K' G( a5 O1 P/ \. h
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 , ^0 F9 X; k' ~3 ^+ F, JWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 - d, {# [, k: p: s: G# e( l! l8 _ d
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 ) }, p a3 e" |/ I/ ~3 L/ V* S& ~
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 # Z' ~0 {# \9 V B, b
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 . X. ^1 k4 \7 j" w+ c* T
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ) x. L; R& `: O' K' M& A% G; [
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 : z& R% h! G6 x( Y& r1 IHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ^! I8 k0 Z. u( \8 o" k4 [" |/ sJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 , [3 g3 e, w# v Y4 ` B1 y0 r; v- z C " k5 r0 M" T* d* ?5 F $ g+ b1 V1 x) v; U+ \3 V! i* POSITIONS 姿勢 " U: |1 b) Y5 s, U" }+ pdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 * g/ f6 m. p: @( N
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 , B: ~ u- ~* I9 {+ r ?3 X
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 , C- O* w* e, z# F2 X( ?! q
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 7 ^! r4 D' I7 d, X4 U0 I% WItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 # P' p0 f& ^, _* h* F7 w1 p" D9 @! B% L' c) J! B
5 ^& d3 ~5 s0 c3 ]5 c) g 3 j8 i! h) b" c* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 9 G. n6 a9 Q2 PReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 1 |' x% E5 `% [4 O9 x* HFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 * X4 g% v: Q: t) P4 Q) M$ i( @9 V
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 + X! J8 r( O$ t, e: gStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 9 r1 i$ r+ ^ F* C5 \2 H7 U
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 4 z. ?: J8 Z6 l1 R: b
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 & |4 c$ y- r; V3 b, i; x' \9 y6 z' ?/ m, C. P7 _. {( s
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 3 ?+ t* H7 E( g) q% BBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 6 K. G! ^! h5 N, z8 H
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 * E& w R: q8 V0 w" ^
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 : R# b, X" d! mfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ( }. h+ c3 k& ]# P& P
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 4 m4 O" s1 m, q1 p3 J- o
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 + T" O. ?, s0 \ d' y9 G" U$ U9 D+ p6 M) l& u
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 7 S( K3 c1 _( Q% l+ @
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 ' H! J# H _' r* w, `. k& @
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
