Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 6 _; H& `$ `& Q+ A; {4 Z- E3 E性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 . ~1 A. H+ [/ V1 ?3 \2 B" P- m* ?2 \% g9 o: H8 X7 v$ \* @
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$ k" o9 r$ j2 B- [% C: E 3 v2 J0 w6 _' \* \. p5 x* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 4 }0 D" V/ s5 v+ Q" J- B
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ) p/ S9 c, E4 G3 \. \4 G; A0 cWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 & X' x/ }( B) z6 N- ?8 E0 D9 G
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. @/ U& R. i# I3 k& c , J. e4 j- n4 w/ \ {5 D6 v- ]3 [2 a- m3 j* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 ' R4 w; J" K) b8 f) S6 i2 ]
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 . U" I9 _4 ~, s5 V; AWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 4 D' k3 U! w% E% ?: B) V0 F3 k, S
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 5 e0 S% m7 K$ eWith the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 * H' a( R+ ^, l' r" \) @/ L% i. r- F9 T
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7 e, O; T; A/ V+ A7 a% ^* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 $ B* G. l" k% o/ @% n- t2 SWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 . r, s' f$ G6 g6 L( j1 I
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 - H* h( e# B# I+ p% O$ ~' u0 z# {# G
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 + m' x3 R+ n" ?! K1 Z7 O5 h% A
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 3 A/ P# n7 Y8 x
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 * m+ {/ W: a9 R# j- C# v3 p5 \8 H: o0 t
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 1 y$ E" L. T; A( s. z; H; zHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 $ c$ V: L' i4 M% J& W% ~
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ; [; D* p; Y. T( s& U# V- ^; a
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* POSITIONS 姿勢 # E1 @2 D) A; ^* n" }" F- kdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 d6 G4 j( [. s
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ) Y; R/ K8 s$ U o69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 . K' h# M7 }8 ?. e
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 - a9 e2 B' W' P# ?* QItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 $ B6 V- O0 h2 A' X! q ) N" m: d8 y7 Z; M0 A* Y1 l. G & Z; r/ s6 F! C2 u- \
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 * `0 [! P! u# J+ EReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ( h' W& q9 ]& L% C1 a6 m
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 0 t7 R; e* {! _5 ~( ^% F) u: n1 ~ 5 y& y3 L" v. J4 R0 L3 c" s! n! I : f2 Z: m k7 [- f + k1 C) @ c4 ]% n5 u9 f( n; i* Y* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 % A0 h* D" t& k, x: _6 A
Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 % N/ s; S6 I/ _' `9 B; H
Jumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ) h$ v" n% E# _- w$ W* hExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 / O' W, C% B* g- m% ]! s$ T5 I6 Y
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 " F. }1 f, U; a# H# KBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 ) N" S; i" [: I7 e9 @6 X
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 ' q$ v4 l, K: {( p8 vfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 0 S4 h& w# F7 \+ t
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 & ]7 @7 U0 B* u6 ]0 d9 Wfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ( T" O% N' P% Gover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 * n2 ^9 B2 H' @$ J9 w) m6 g4 n. n* B
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ! m$ o2 t6 _+ J. U# O& N. j/ u
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 7 I( s6 X0 q: H/ I7 V
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
