Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. - L V9 g# g" d
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 : o: i6 u, X% j# k; O' N2 z) \
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Look how many calories you can burn: \/ t2 Z. z4 |1 [& r$ c3 ~% ?6 Z) I你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： # m8 u; {, J$ ~$ }" v7 _ * a# D: y9 m9 j' Z4 K , z$ o2 G4 R2 j+ L" G( h
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* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 + F' w9 T0 U4 ~' HWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ' Y5 z7 u @/ _( e) cWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 2 _$ H+ F8 a* @7 } * F! y3 s. T5 f : }2 w% P2 n( {& l% u" f4 d
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 4 _1 K% L0 d9 f0 H6 X. y3 pWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 5 ?8 ?% h, [( e
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 & e$ o: W m" M8 V
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 0 `. Z8 I* X! o; r
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 " m9 \0 N) a3 A. V2 ]3 v
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 " Y, s0 W$ G8 `( A8 b& M7 m
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 1 @7 [+ M2 B, N$ N0 g3 A
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 3 `9 V2 m6 z2 G' o7 `
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 1 Y( F. G3 o, }" H+ S: NTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 ' K m8 Z9 h+ j
Trying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 / B2 ?1 ~! N8 v; u) X: g( g% R
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 7 ^: I1 T. u! j# n, [6 e/ m8 _( t! @9 Q' D! b1 f" j* j1 x
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 ; ^% P* \* y: q9 P1 {5 ~Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 2 r& {% T Q t! j2 k" D
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. @' S, b$ R/ C7 p2 |- A2 V* POSITIONS 姿勢 2 p( ]" \& G% U/ i! s# l1 d! Zdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 ) {) o# T, V6 o R: F" `+ d0 D, f# V69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 * p2 u/ V4 K+ ]" s69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ' H5 s+ ~3 N' c- c, B
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 1 L \' d2 f% B3 rItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 ) J; E; b/ V1 V+ j/ [! J. E( E 7 q4 {8 O; Q2 h8 t7 C $ e8 U4 _$ [& Z0 a/ Y- T6 I, W * c% c) }/ r1 s u& c* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 / t7 t- Z( j/ F/ O1 xReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ; u& v( K" G( C* S% ?8 S3 m. D# {Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 5 ^, k( V* M* t6 M
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8 @7 E& `* o/ K1 f/ u7 `3 l* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ' [) N& S( `8 BStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 + L: ~6 c- f! m% p; tJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 1 o4 S2 j( X( c$ L1 O, VExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ! i' W& X" }5 B6 }# f
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2 ~+ V; ^3 D, d/ e- h0 A7 o* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 , C0 e6 ]1 W$ `: [- ABetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 7 m6 }' t+ B+ ~, p. f( \+ T M
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 " T( B+ B8 m; Q- K& A
from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 : j* @$ w( t5 I4 B+ q' \from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 ; N7 c ?7 S6 u$ X, n7 t
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 7 @2 ~8 T8 c. e9 [ n! | Tover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 % S4 b$ S! z2 C; ]0 S/ b ( R* G' M" E6 @$ W0 ] 7 x! Q! Z* M, x$ Q
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 . j# { w% k7 k- ~% ]* pQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 ! t, e6 p' b9 R( X. W
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 & e& @* N( ?$ {4 @3 n" J% dWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
