Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. + L3 Q- t# i( J4 e& \: |- D性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 {0 X- x7 ?# C& f1 G4 T; u4 L( N. X* R! f+ m
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5 q- e9 \$ ~2 f # \$ {5 z2 w! o5 x* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 & H5 `% Y' q) t1 a2 |With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 7 A# ` \5 ?* l/ U! Y% F; ^ BWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 \7 o6 _2 X9 h) c3 F: x
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 " f0 j9 f/ k3 ]" `: S
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 3 r" R- r6 }2 T
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 " P- ^: A6 _2 Y! S0 gWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ) B% ~) H+ r8 ?4 h5 O
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ! Z, f: U3 V1 M2 k
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 ! y) K) K1 H, o' V5 ]4 y+ mWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 - F+ X5 F* j9 ~$ W) z
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 $ Y0 \$ C; {# U7 X+ B5 a
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 " g9 a5 {2 p* p5 j+ {4 F0 HTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 9 v* B% | x2 ~
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 & N$ v6 }3 l! ~0 ^, A4 X% `. t9 T- c' u# l) S* y4 h
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* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 - j* H" u% o0 _, e$ N* @Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 7 i q4 Z( o2 ~5 d( z
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 7 z9 w* A' c, T2 ? 1 h- v7 @" ?2 N2 l1 j/ C4 k 0 l8 M5 z9 x5 E" l7 W
/ E8 e) R9 U5 N8 r* POSITIONS 姿勢 4 F6 |. I+ T1 |% s) Ddaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 S8 O6 ?$ `; J3 b; u1 [( d7 s69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 , A; L" e, g$ k( Y3 M" O* u69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 0 h" x7 p! i7 p+ a$ ^6 uTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 # b4 w* D$ g8 Y" u/ s* E3 UItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 2 n& C0 q8 |3 k9 I( x! O: W _ R4 V0 H7 L# G7 R. G a
; u/ j g* i. t2 s " t3 f6 S+ F5 ~5 \* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 8 V/ O+ c4 r' H8 `: `7 v3 RReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 7 @+ [& N. Z. y$ `% ^
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 " [7 [2 H" R$ b5 b 5 e' }4 h4 y- p/ R' L% r $ P: Z {$ ^$ N4 c
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 # ^5 B1 K9 _+ e- \8 Q0 v6 `Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 J, q; A3 {5 s7 N+ MJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ; u# ]1 m1 V% b# Q; [
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 " ?9 r8 O. ~9 C1 I4 o* d1 r7 Z; }5 h8 ~0 x
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 6 t+ X- Y; n) m: ?7 n( sBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 9 z; D; y5 r6 t) M$ [# {from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 # _ V/ I/ t b# x! s) q( Yfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 ! ? o' q d% N C) H Z7 c
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 7 a, F! t) B9 Z9 O9 ]
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 & R2 e/ J% Q" Q$ g2 V& Sover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 % X7 d3 C, ^/ D P 2 s, c* V+ ?% t! j % S$ A( [. r% ]# m3 y
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Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 . d6 Y( Y8 k) F' ], ?0 i/ j
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 * p% L: A+ y1 V9 e4 M, C$ w3 k1 k
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM