Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. 6 e9 k' O& y2 ?1 C6 w' N$ R
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 $ p9 ?5 M% A6 G2 g$ n* ]+ {" Y8 m# Q( J6 ?" ~
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( V7 `" ~$ B5 C$ K% U* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 3 ]( j2 V. m6 C; TWith her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ) r) Q( [$ P! W, e8 x
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 ' t+ j3 A* [% \0 E4 f8 C: K9 h! z& B3 t
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2 Z9 M" ^4 K m7 i: ^. E* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 1 k$ ^2 L- {" p
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 " O3 A; [8 e1 aWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 , \/ g8 x# K" U5 i0 D/ _' TWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 8 z6 a9 m5 ?3 K( t- [
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 v8 x+ F; c. @/ v& Q3 I7 w4 v: ^ ! j: n" _7 I4 Q) k9 _, i, M 6 u- b/ B" g, I7 l; o
/ q- D3 t6 d5 t+ J) l0 y" a* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 1 ~! V5 Z- c1 Q& V( v( nWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 & }# C* x( ~8 z2 [9 g6 eWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 ! T ]; K2 `8 ~* S
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% n3 D( V* p' P" \% N1 v* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 % k3 c- r, |$ x7 ~Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 # m) }! Y9 v3 j) H3 p1 B/ STrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 ; H: B" C5 U% AWithout caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 ^$ V2 t& S6 ]$ L$ x. R) n) i
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" ^4 @) n* n3 ~% m- z 1 h- c0 `, d3 N. c* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 3 x* \% M2 q# fHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 " C' W6 i ^7 v( u# n$ N8 vJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 9 X: u; o) o- V& B( u2 K6 G/ Z# f5 {* f i, V' A5 Q ?
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 - D5 \$ y1 G C2 p3 J' ~" z) m1 F69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 ( c" y! Q" m4 a, b t3 S- e
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 7 Y5 Z3 q3 {7 _Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 , U* s; B3 [; [( {4 ^ L! E/ Y
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 7 b7 e' v; x Y# e
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 " `" D; B! t2 o0 v$ OReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 3 O0 P! X: A% S3 q6 E% u1 U' AFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 7 d5 p9 e7 a# k3 v
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, }0 A, z5 @, F8 n* O* |* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 / \( W- s3 H/ EStaying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 / H- t$ q q5 L5 SJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 " Z# D) d5 e: Z& p- h a; {6 P
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ( V' N) T* u) A+ @6 C( }, r
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 * x5 _ M8 _! v) r) k/ ^. y& B ifrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 . t8 r) \0 |, O# Vfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 / C$ S! D. ^' ~
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 9 V0 V [& j- J# i) F3 H) s
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 % _) [7 K& U/ P. V# b$ hover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 / M/ M r/ s' u5 I" G; @# ?8 d( o8 ]0 t0 P
$ O8 b/ Z8 N8 f" ^$ v: O - q$ N; ]! E- M% e4 g) Q2 v. K* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 ; T% Y7 I, j: f8 @8 i' L. I n, c
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 1 G6 F3 c5 a+ i$ c( O; Q* tBeing in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 + A( d, y1 R* S, @2 B) j
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM