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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. ( _0 c' Y$ i. @( J; e# a1 e
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性本善:Sex is good. , {8 l+ {5 ^* \+ \' e4 i0 |' _$ ^

% c9 U( g" _( j: W2 P/ O性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. # F; C  @9 u4 R3 D( c6 d8 _

* B' S+ l1 C: d7 A& Z% D( N4 E" i5 L! W習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 8 O* I: r. V7 A8 U* F% D' D
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. $ m) p. c1 p8 @7 _1 m3 X" m
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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, {3 M3 W$ Z/ |, ]- h昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng   Y" O) }  O/ k& ]" S- I
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. $ j+ e( p( ^+ \

6 Q$ s3 J* y8 S) m% d5 o子不學:If you don't study hard,
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, i/ B; T8 ~* V! l" ?) U; l斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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4 k) ]7 F8 m& U, I: _0 Z3 r$ b4 z8 L有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 2 Z. A5 K% U  O" f+ q+ e

, g: P; G+ ~( g; ?& y教五子 :All his five son took it : D- V0 C. }$ ?  F4 B3 L
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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# l( P& A+ [1 N, A教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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& J# ]& M( {8 ^/ F: R9 ]- v2 J師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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3 `# p6 g5 Y) t, @% x子不學 :You may refuse to study this % }1 p2 b$ g0 F% C
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 5 z! i, u. ^: N. [0 P4 \
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 7 p$ K" A' W4 S
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 3 W) f9 _, q5 N& g3 s: S
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 9 `0 _$ o. Y2 w: m/ Z

/ s* v  r' |/ O, ?- ^: {# i1 U人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 8 T) l( I" }  e' l0 S# B

- s5 z- |+ |' S8 e9 H  N+ j  }2 v% L不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

bro,
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