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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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9 h5 u, O2 h% X; _2 O/ |$ i苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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! w# w6 R9 i4 V* C8 T+ z& c教之道:The way of learning it : _9 f+ z2 R: J* o
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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6 I; X3 D% j  e: e6 W擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 6 _9 O4 u5 x' s5 Q1 o) Q9 ^
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.   H0 w6 K4 {" V
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous + C: I+ q' ^/ J# a( n
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine : T# u# `, x* m$ C. g* o
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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2 L# y% ^1 r$ m& V% t9 A名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. / {. V& J0 Q0 w. B; y# g- }/ _- j

* K$ U8 U  e: V( N, q養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, , V( s5 Y6 M0 X9 Y! i2 {* G
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 3 Y1 V1 n6 ]/ Z6 W- [' Q8 [9 B

7 R6 e/ p; q  Y+ r4 X4 x3 \5 h1 q教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. . M4 g$ h0 e9 `2 S9 j; I$ x% o
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 1 z4 @* l7 n9 ]- n" h' l0 ?4 E6 w
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake . o6 f' M% R; ~: ]- r& }

+ s" B4 R1 V% S  ~! a4 \6 M幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, $ J9 o# o+ b/ v& N" D  h$ _

1 k: }- _8 C( \0 n老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 7 F2 J. L2 d0 }

/ h- I  r( I* W0 \: ^7 A8 n2 `- t玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ! F9 K; V$ d3 f+ U$ K. L) }
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

bro,
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