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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. 3 ~; s) T7 k; P8 g2 D1 s; D
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性本善:Sex is good. 2 ^& z7 I7 h  {" o; l- S% t& ]

- |% Q5 E; g! L9 J性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 6 r8 U4 D) Z* O/ u2 \
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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1 A3 x, y: B7 [  \& ~苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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0 r6 C( ]6 d0 ]) r4 ]6 B; C貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 1 I" y( o% g5 J

3 ~. d5 u2 `+ z8 t昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ) f! C3 ]% [2 W9 n. H% p
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 5 O" |5 `* P* g: I% t! M

+ p" a  v  }, m: P; D( |子不學:If you don't study hard,
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) `5 Q$ H# R% _! `( f: U: D7 Y斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ) }, a$ m  B* c
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it / o$ V5 z. p0 w2 ?4 R7 D3 z, X- N5 o
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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9 z" m2 s' v9 _9 p養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, # t4 U  a* s# E7 G0 i

' ^% f9 i. }7 ?  x- E3 n父之過 :It is all your fault. $ i, m1 z2 }/ S4 m* [
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + K( H3 o0 }! @: u. q* Z& o. I
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ) @5 X3 U% \. s; }' X+ B0 ^. x: D

3 _; ]6 |1 j5 O; d$ D子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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0 Z5 X0 s4 h1 |8 h1 }非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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" {  \. ]3 @  c' j幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, $ J/ A/ P: i! M& z# Z: E! c7 P

" x3 @% M+ C9 D! F老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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  @) R. Y3 }. j" v玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, . m6 o' ~; B. l' O* w6 S
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ' A4 C/ D( l7 p/ E  v2 G9 x' [
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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