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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 5 `6 V* H- q8 @4 x* U! n6 {

6 S3 p' C) a8 W1 K- D! T3 F性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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' P( r  U& H4 {' E& F1 h: l習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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6 d7 V8 M# v4 ~3 K1 e5 T) Z) ^教之道:The way of learning it * ~2 ^/ D8 J& Q% c7 P& \* `
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 7 B  ?: L: s  Y* I

; I! F1 v# O1 \- A, d/ j昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 9 @3 D4 d$ _+ Y8 d9 S6 E& ?- l

4 s% \: p$ z( J: @* @, S( A( f* h7 b擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 4 C& j2 q- I! M
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 9 e( R$ J2 V7 j/ w* J
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 9 V% g" J: d# H' p+ |# y
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine + V, y5 Z  [1 V9 G: K" t
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教五子 :All his five son took it ) P. ]) a& N7 r8 b) A
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. * ^& l& X: p* S- b
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, & A5 X( l+ L9 c4 X2 b8 ~& `9 |( L

4 ^% J0 M$ ^/ S  a2 R9 U  _$ m1 U父之過 :It is all your fault.
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4 B  }& N1 r$ e5 k教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. . {' K8 W9 A8 {

3 [- t5 O6 _! `子不學 :You may refuse to study this , D8 m% M( i! }, j& z3 f

5 z! W) d/ V& E% I* y# `$ q非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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; t; L, {9 M" N, [幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 0 t" ~- d4 b- ^  x% I

. i% o8 V( n9 g: G8 a玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ( e( T! K4 }( v6 U& Y
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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2 F4 B$ G4 u9 d6 B) f+ w- }人不學 :If you don't learn sex, % w/ e) \, U$ f) j

8 Q6 M3 M2 E& S0 S6 l  L6 t% o( k1 {不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

bro,
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