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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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# J3 f  K) u6 H. a性本善:Sex is good. * p, B6 o$ M2 }$ z( e6 A& O5 W$ D/ N0 j
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 2 b, G# b+ o' T0 S
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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, `& _  Z6 x2 g5 ], U性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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5 t/ K/ V. J  E: K, _7 Z" z教之道:The way of learning it
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1 r5 M. X4 j5 V) ?! q- M貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 4 Y% c) h, f+ }( }: N
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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& S, X- _5 y( t$ R# H9 {  Q斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. - _6 T: T- Z, K  u( r( r/ s7 `

+ s. F* |( i8 G. q2 Z竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous   |! }7 _" I$ N- `: G5 B
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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4 z$ w+ ^4 f6 F名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 1 U7 H2 h! B$ D
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 8 A: w# O3 {- e0 \% k' U2 D: f5 e+ A
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, - Y2 S0 y; r& l! y& a& x

1 t  F1 e" A5 J2 s  }師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. : ]0 o  c( @; C3 L5 }% L6 J% L
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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+ o: x- }% {+ o8 h3 `" T非所宜 :but that is a real mistake * Z, {8 h6 r; _  i1 [0 B6 u

) o4 ^0 E% L) g1 A) w幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 2 y. N6 R; C, G$ d

: s5 x7 E; A2 r8 y4 M; R玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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/ {9 r% y1 M3 x1 k不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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% K9 Y* b* r) c, H人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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( {! G: F+ [5 l! R, p不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

bro,
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" S9 H" c" L* yposted before
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