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Originally posted by ilove---you at 2005-5-12 06:21 PM:( t1 |5 D/ _4 V$ \4 z& K/ o
用銀紙!!!

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1 k3 U! z& R/ BYou must be loaded with $.4 u7 @4 D5 ^9 X
But the banknote is so hard and it will scratch you a-hole wor! " u( |8 M" h8 O$ G* Y* y' R, X. C
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My method at public toilets:. i2 Z( u; e( H" S

" v; I6 g5 V* R) ]. O" MIf my 'deposit' are 'hard' on that instance, I would first put my left and right hand on the respective halves of my ass...pull it sideways to test if there are residues leftover or not. When clear, I would rub the two halves gently until I feel the touching points of both sides are dry. I would pull my pants back on  and head to a place for tissue ASAP.
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In the case of a wet deposit. The steps are similiar but I would pull the gap open so it can dry up faster. ' `6 i( n& h- Z

, U, `& \4 A4 y2 h! _& g) sOne word of caution: never pull too hard with you hands....