Gretzky

Originally posted by ilove---you at 2005-5-12 06:21 PM:
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You must be loaded with $.# d8 S# ~! w( D% L+ `3 j( H
But the banknote is so hard and it will scratch you a-hole wor! 9 G* e1 L) B- R3 z* |; s
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My method at public toilets:
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! w& S; C1 n4 b3 q. {If my 'deposit' are 'hard' on that instance, I would first put my left and right hand on the respective halves of my ass...pull it sideways to test if there are residues leftover or not. When clear, I would rub the two halves gently until I feel the touching points of both sides are dry. I would pull my pants back on  and head to a place for tissue ASAP.
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In the case of a wet deposit. The steps are similiar but I would pull the gap open so it can dry up faster.
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4 T7 _9 P. d$ D$ |6 U" n! POne word of caution: never pull too hard with you hands....