Gretzky

Originally posted by ilove---you at 2005-5-12 06:21 PM:0 ~; ~) y- [: \  R% Q
用銀紙!!!

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* ~5 q9 X) A. v- cYou must be loaded with $.# {, ?$ J: t6 T7 P
But the banknote is so hard and it will scratch you a-hole wor! 6 Q# @: F! g7 l( J. k1 f/ M1 i
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My method at public toilets:
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If my 'deposit' are 'hard' on that instance, I would first put my left and right hand on the respective halves of my ass...pull it sideways to test if there are residues leftover or not. When clear, I would rub the two halves gently until I feel the touching points of both sides are dry. I would pull my pants back on  and head to a place for tissue ASAP.1 c& L* _' t8 m# Z8 ~
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In the case of a wet deposit. The steps are similiar but I would pull the gap open so it can dry up faster. $ L& X2 `, j3 I* _; d

6 e! M* B) J5 q; c' FOne word of caution: never pull too hard with you hands....