香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
$ z% L$ z* _. H* p甘多人死，唔见你死。
2 f" \/ I! f- ~# y# U) X* O2 ^3 J0 }8 e2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ) B5 c% O) }: I
你教我以后点出嚟行? 2 U% n. r7 \% Y* j
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ' d4 }+ W$ E. r- ~7 m& `8 I
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
) n2 @9 k( W8 i+ \1 E# v3 m$ J4 "I saw a pork chop"
4 ]$ x' l7 }* b* b我见到件猪扒啊。 ) e  a! c7 x. \' L
5 Are you road?
2 f  z* _* b7 d9 L' k  c$ @你系咪路啊？
; q8 e- U! l: P% Q6 What the water are you? : s& ~% r) E8 j: H* N; t5 B$ f
你系乜水啊？ 4 v  B9 B% a2 h' }
7 Do you big me? 3 P/ e- B, q% l, t1 J
你大我啊？ ( i0 V9 `  e, \; K% Y4 U; T2 h
8 Zebra chops people. & Z% t/ a8 Z: R( |! x  }
班马劈友。 , G$ `+ p/ R/ |% q; l
9 The king of the cutting girl.
2 W0 z/ Z5 M7 U8 G界女王。 , y' R1 K+ M5 X' F$ I9 G6 X; W
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
$ @! `+ S6 u1 l# A: l, ?批我个头俾你当凳坐。
+ Q1 f* d. b3 V- b11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
2 b7 f' t, M1 h! J, N: V+ o你当我无到？
4 ]) C( a: A! `+ o0 Z, p' h- u" n12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
0 p" Z' J# U4 v' \  @1 D7 g你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ , i  y* t/ v1 d8 o# z' _  ?! G( U
13 Today I was very black son. * X* B/ `  ^" d9 P$ v% n2 a& H3 M! i
今日我好黑仔。
9 [9 \; R6 q' s" R14 I am wearing grass. - O, }( ?) @" g
我着紧草。 : e2 f8 h6 @$ X- ]8 C9 f
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
1 U8 a8 E1 L, L: A+ l/ f6 r你未够班同我讲数！
0 a& b2 |. G4 g5 F16 Two beat six. ; Z( j5 M( D* ^1 A
二打六 2 |* f5 E. ]3 w* D8 c
17 Two five son.
0 n2 i9 j7 m1 }$ P# V" a二五仔
' ?4 R, K/ J) n  I. Q; B18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
' ?& D3 X& e5 ]: g( g9 o琴琴青
/ Z! B& E  ]" v4 A. m19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 5 @* o7 R# Z$ C9 _* i- W
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
: q: G2 @, p1 h20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ! Z2 |9 c3 p; v5 M; m- W$ R4 B3 ^, h
蠢蠢欲動 。
$ P4 B1 P: w" }  t$ z5 {21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
& {% K1 h+ f! x人山人海 。
0 y( f) y' }1 r( W4 B3 H22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
1 C- V' d3 U, k你算老幾?
# {4 G. g' |, a3 d* o" u23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 + a" {( |, B* l2 {2 e; i# J; @
你講乜鬼? # r4 H% Z6 c4 ~- X5 v* v
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
. @; H9 @5 `* ^- S2 i我驚你有牙！ ( W& C/ O! g" T# V
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 5 R; o2 Q3 h# D) R9 k( |/ [
心花怒放。   , ^8 F7 C/ y! {6 F; k0 g
Fish skin
* y% _9 L  f6 J, m4 ?鱼皮 。
4 Y9 @8 W/ ^) WMonster of blowing water. 5 m4 X- Y! @& D- Z0 }' a
吹水怪。
. ]9 I- K. H6 v% q9 kFace green green
5 x3 _; ?- w) u$ f* I面青青。
9 c& s& U* R% b  IYou see road carefully   D7 ], C) Z7 W+ |% [
你小心睇路 3 d5 V4 W, B5 c; B7 J0 k7 x! b
You go to street carefully / m  t, D) Y: d& @1 h
你出街小心D。 " t" Y! H+ {% H, r
Do the world
0 _0 Z- E, c8 ]4 k8 V& ~+ f5 G做世界 。
7 I; F0 t3 L' s5 ABig tea rice
! G* L* T+ c& l, p! D6 z; u大茶饭 。 ! a" m/ [+ c6 {/ A' K! n; P
American chinese not enough.   p9 S, ~0 `+ @% J
美中不足。
) P) c5 r+ n2 i$ O0 k) GKing eight egg. 1 W& v4 L% I* @3 e
王八蛋
6 T+ ?: r$ c) `High hand.
9 k9 p' m, q6 K; e( ]高手
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Old dot. : B4 \- e6 f) Y
老点
/ K' G) F. R0 u: b# \2 G2 J3 zOne old water $ Q6 h" }( ~9 [4 v9 c5 W. r
一旧水
9 h# o/ a, N' [$ e8 ?( I: j$ YI know your mouse.
- R! |/ F# {' N0 I- m+ l我识你老鼠！ - T3 }! e$ h4 n1 m% `: N4 s
Measure water/Pound water.
; Q; R: x: q/ J9 F磅水 7 A9 w- U7 x+ C, v( v. |
A dragon service. , z% Z, ]/ U7 r) j" p
一条龙服务 7 b$ L% C8 F, T% E
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. + ~4 p% y" z+ @6 ~7 ~2 v3 S) l
我吹鸡打你班友。
( [' |6 ?9 w/ E) Q, D  m; aYou jump building. 6 n( }4 J% t) }& _2 w/ \8 v
你跳楼啦。
! s3 d% F+ [2 i5 B) o: I" B( }! K5 IYou come back home and eat banana # x5 [. v/ \, X" T" M) X- ?! u7 t
你返屋企食蕉啦
0 M7 k2 B; {% }- F/ vI give you a hair.
- }! i6 h1 z' ]我俾条毛你ar!
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9 N9 O' K. u) _5 G) c5 DCollect skin
! ^9 o1 p) `# h, q0 B收皮 " ]1 D5 G9 P$ h( H$ I/ s  ~8 N6 A
Collect father % N/ e& J: X( g4 F0 g
收爹 % e0 G/ H2 V8 F4 [, b3 N& [) a
You give me collect father.
9 j% l# ]7 J4 [9 M你同我收爹！
6 k6 F! N. E# s4 g: s% F" T/ I6 nLaugh die me.
; Y7 A8 L( E! D. y笑死我。 4 W# X2 I9 o. D7 k- S" B* d
You give me stop.
! K6 a- G9 Z2 _& ]% N: `! X你同我企系度。 0 G, d; J0 M3 R7 Q7 C* e, Z
Eight woman 4 H5 P2 o6 R0 I, p* Z# h& t- A  T* c
八婆 5 W. c/ x* g: r8 X1 m, O8 w- O
Eight woman,you are good!
* ]- I' G7 q0 {$ T2 F( F8 W  L八婆，你好o野! . I# c5 T% R* J  G5 n& U/ \# o
What the spring do you do? $ s8 H% m1 m" D6 E6 Z$ }
你搞乜春啊?
' d/ k- I8 C5 R8 [; HA dog of eating dung ! t6 p+ t7 k) g$ Y: S% R
食屎狗
) C% ]$ d, O% g/ IA ghost of ass 3 L/ y$ N; ^( u
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
8 w0 w4 @1 a5 K0 U8 H6 c都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
( R' l. H; \0 @% Gthis is not hong kong style english.....
! b; c. `* a0 e+ C- Kthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
8 [; ?. _! V* {. ^i've already ban this shit...
/ |: _- j& X* e4 A" \don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.