香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. / n) R4 d* [4 C3 ^
甘多人死，唔见你死。
4 v( _0 C. N8 c/ L2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
  m! Z$ k& a' U  I# j. U你教我以后点出嚟行?
2 _- g! M0 d' a7 H  ]* y3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
1 d3 `7 D' e& X$ F如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 " d% O8 u% @: y! C" Q& ]3 S% A
4 "I saw a pork chop" ' w" J2 I+ J2 q' h6 @9 @# B- z( b
我见到件猪扒啊。 ' n- q/ y9 W# x7 W
5 Are you road?
  ]; K1 l. Q$ C- H3 g你系咪路啊？
( h$ r; k( T( k. B6 What the water are you?
5 Z+ b9 d% Z3 Y你系乜水啊？
. f9 r3 Q0 o% ]7 Do you big me? , M* x+ q( F& Y8 S
你大我啊？
4 U5 C9 P: W' ~8 Zebra chops people.
4 f* o5 Y& R$ ~9 U  E班马劈友。 ' r' o/ a1 B/ r( ]
9 The king of the cutting girl. ; u6 Y9 m  O: M# V- a) x* \0 B
界女王。 . J: e. A, |+ w# ]- f
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
3 f- r' |8 t2 w; Y4 W" W批我个头俾你当凳坐。 2 s! E  r& J5 S. Y3 W- T
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
% Y( Z( a  E& l+ @1 {9 e5 f0 s你当我无到？ ; I' c! _6 t4 z+ g
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. / S" i8 a) @5 o' H
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
( H7 x" e4 q7 Y13 Today I was very black son.
9 j+ _4 y4 ~, V3 \! i" q  G* r  ]5 ]今日我好黑仔。
5 _9 |* |  E9 L: i& R# u& i( J3 y/ A14 I am wearing grass.
+ J  ~' T: D0 b$ g8 Q: z我着紧草。
0 D, K% {; Q, g- O# i: r0 M  k15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
! s& i6 c- R! _0 ]* G你未够班同我讲数！
( J7 B+ a& i  i/ K7 ~16 Two beat six.
, s; Y( f6 Z8 T) Z; J二打六
  v- V6 r' h2 O' y6 h! O17 Two five son. 6 q% ?; ?  k4 @$ @* L
二五仔 8 H( o$ o% ~  I) E8 P
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
' X+ ?. S4 k5 B4 ^琴琴青
2 g4 ~+ J' ^# f/ P19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
8 X4 ?0 E5 K- C我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 8 H& Z4 S* N1 z) s$ S6 u
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 * m. j; U. K% H7 \+ W
蠢蠢欲動 。
/ G. C5 o' {. V$ D21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
2 l9 ^% x7 A2 }" A  k6 w人山人海 。 2 p, t! ]& ]/ W4 }; X6 v; O
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ( l( y* b5 v. U
你算老幾? # c# u0 l0 i+ v/ W" j4 p' ~! L
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 1 w* C" c! r! i* s( o7 s- Y
你講乜鬼?
! @: n  d8 h7 i, k% p3 y) e24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 1 O: s- z0 \  [7 W( E0 z! W% a) n
我驚你有牙！ / ^- H& d- s# Z9 h/ k  b% p
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 5 d8 y; N1 i0 C8 i# n0 F  ?3 D9 D
心花怒放。   
8 v' e9 u6 K# G# p: ^6 uFish skin 6 J; N# h; I1 S- K+ a" j
鱼皮 。   Y+ w7 H) ^6 w6 n4 c3 B
Monster of blowing water. ' O4 h0 R" O% n5 J  C1 a+ K
吹水怪。 1 j, O, f! T& E7 [% m
Face green green 2 T& B  ?! }5 Y
面青青。
1 i+ M* T  w* Y6 x! wYou see road carefully 8 }9 T3 Z8 |6 x, g$ Y; u* @
你小心睇路
$ L9 G. t% B9 i/ L. f. y* ^3 UYou go to street carefully % s/ l/ b2 H/ O1 D' e& w4 p8 k
你出街小心D。 % K! w) g8 }8 w
Do the world $ r" R) y  g* t# w
做世界 。 ! C# z% s$ Q4 v! W  _  |
Big tea rice : C( }2 H) u) F9 u( v! u* ^
大茶饭 。 9 }7 E) A5 c" D0 W! w8 o
American chinese not enough.
  G/ }. E* B7 B. _8 ~: f2 V美中不足。
' }9 f: L) Y7 N( i2 v# MKing eight egg. , B9 O9 N( [. \; P
王八蛋
; B" ?- g* G; b% x6 ZHigh hand. 6 L# ]) u7 y9 y% t2 E& h2 N
高手
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Old dot.
% y: W0 {8 U7 \: m1 h- X' _6 v老点
( j' i' y% M' g/ W! g( \One old water + g/ L  B' @2 S$ k3 q: h; m
一旧水
) o3 V% t' X$ N3 Y1 ?( II know your mouse. 6 u5 r6 z! h4 c/ j: f3 l  O) F& F  X
我识你老鼠！
  B" D9 G. n& _& hMeasure water/Pound water. ; `# a$ U* t5 D! m  A
磅水 , i& I' N. M! x, p
A dragon service. * a% Z4 h5 a9 {, c. Y
一条龙服务 % t" z6 O( I) P3 C( }/ Z
Pump water. , j( V; B) V/ @5 n
**** 3 D; ^, x7 W* W# X
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.   s  n/ @4 y+ I8 ]9 x3 T
我吹鸡打你班友。 % s: c: @6 f( ]$ k9 _- ?
You jump building.
& }3 ?( Q# s4 c$ s9 J( l* [你跳楼啦。 8 y. ~, i5 C+ c9 ^8 R
You come back home and eat banana 8 Y, J2 Y* V. Z6 A& W/ Q
你返屋企食蕉啦 ) U6 b0 a7 Z" [. r
I give you a hair.
5 I: n0 W8 w- Z# M+ m我俾条毛你ar! 4 i, t' I/ n, \9 q( e

" \$ g3 v" x( TCollect skin
/ ]) N% Y/ b9 L- P4 K收皮 , I! \- a4 Z% X' a9 z( h; k
Collect father
3 v6 s$ Y7 h/ k/ @( W8 V: E8 s收爹
- }$ _+ {4 {, e" ?8 eYou give me collect father. 8 V- I' ]: Q8 b3 g. C/ O
你同我收爹！
) p- U( s( y4 XLaugh die me. 0 n- F/ Z* q) H* m* E3 p8 g4 `
笑死我。 4 w  w" ~( E2 Z4 [$ |0 M7 |
You give me stop.
9 Q1 A6 Q* U0 L3 m( g9 F" @你同我企系度。 ( T0 K; u. F. a% |% I( D
Eight woman $ w7 a9 |1 S- V* \
八婆 - j( g0 ]! ^4 W
Eight woman,you are good!
# f: `/ k2 g6 X) \' t八婆，你好o野!
1 G) D! K& w0 U, zWhat the spring do you do?
& @5 c. l* G9 D, t) K  L3 I! s你搞乜春啊?
/ C8 I" m4 D5 ~8 rA dog of eating dung 0 n- z2 |: e% a. o. T
食屎狗 3 S- p$ a. B* s' ^
A ghost of ass
! Z2 ^% {5 J: B屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
; o' X2 U; t! K  n都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

% v9 |0 D6 E; O- [( [+ G7 |/ a/ D+ }7 Y/ H) i) R% m* L# J
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......# q$ k- y8 w+ [( c* i8 w0 Z9 Q) [
this is not hong kong style english.....
4 C! K. q; T& i, B8 Wthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
; E% n1 ]3 z) Ii've already ban this shit...# @, R- B' _1 T* s, t
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.