香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 5 g- N5 }: W; y+ g8 c6 ^
甘多人死，唔见你死。 % P# K, f  t, L/ Y0 `4 D
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? $ }% n2 {" v0 U+ i+ s% Z" t
你教我以后点出嚟行?   k; _! Q, z( J, k4 g$ J0 p
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
7 D+ B% t* x4 d% Y" D- n. ~如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 $ c9 r1 h( i/ B% Z
4 "I saw a pork chop"
  v, g. W  Y3 C$ H我见到件猪扒啊。 6 c+ C) t# S/ Y5 P- K. l. C
5 Are you road?
& d4 X+ J) B) Y" L( s# l; m你系咪路啊？
0 x% ^/ s/ h3 q! G' w+ T0 [& `0 t& ?6 What the water are you? # p/ j8 I: P) }5 {  o
你系乜水啊？ 6 ?8 d/ h$ Y5 p, q/ j! o/ R# J
7 Do you big me?
; h# c& p8 K# {你大我啊？
$ n' w/ i+ H$ X  d/ l+ y/ o1 @& Z& \8 Zebra chops people.
  U8 i* y5 l" V1 l$ t7 h4 q班马劈友。
5 k* c: F% r; a6 \% e. a. B9 The king of the cutting girl. % ~; B* {# {) }/ L9 o  `
界女王。 ) P$ Y5 W5 m. ]' _
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. $ Q& H7 p: _  ^- {- u/ I& c
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
; D& }7 y* U5 M& n' c9 e11 Do you think me didn't arrive? - v# ^$ L9 s& N) t% d+ A
你当我无到？ : l- ]7 y% p9 t/ D6 J/ v8 B/ y
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
; s! t4 e1 ]0 [1 j, z) a' w3 ]你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
3 l) ?" V+ i8 K5 }) V13 Today I was very black son.
. p. p/ ]4 U* h6 ^- T今日我好黑仔。
) b1 |+ l' J! P! L) n; L14 I am wearing grass.
. I3 n* x+ F* c0 @( U" C2 O我着紧草。
' c, _0 P& o! f7 S- C/ T* Q15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
1 n8 O; o0 g/ w你未够班同我讲数！ : L) ~: [, r7 f" ^' _/ ?" Q! N" T
16 Two beat six. ; G0 C* H+ C8 e( c7 \3 H5 A* d: G
二打六 : ^" E2 M$ g$ m( E' q  M9 f1 C+ ^
17 Two five son.
( N6 k3 [7 c; h- I+ k二五仔
/ A3 w6 D- n( [- b! n9 f18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
4 Z, l! Q6 L: N* N% I2 h: p/ D琴琴青
& F7 h! w: O9 j( D! t6 r19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
( G) C' V2 l9 Y9 x9 }, k; @我俾D顏色你睇睇！
0 L4 k5 z! t' ^* s0 y9 p, A* y20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
5 K1 J# j7 g' L+ D- z9 ]蠢蠢欲動 。 5 i6 @8 {' P/ u+ O
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 4 u* p/ o% |, r$ e0 N0 a
人山人海 。 " S  b+ v8 {( N' C9 U
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 7 V; ~, y; l' p& s: C
你算老幾? 7 z  Q1 Z, Z" ]- V8 c; a
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
+ f8 h- D0 E5 \# F6 \5 Y9 f你講乜鬼?
" J; l0 T, R( j' a) T$ e, X; Y24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
- N8 |  F' s$ G我驚你有牙！ . e( E# E# f8 m3 L! C
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
0 k5 X6 C3 d! B5 A& h/ z# R: p心花怒放。   
- F( I/ a. U$ a6 I' w) pFish skin
3 L) j: p$ e5 f; u  i9 D9 C鱼皮 。 0 h, \% W; k" Y" u/ ~$ H
Monster of blowing water.   n) v' u9 P4 |4 k5 [" C. g
吹水怪。 & k; S+ B) h9 r% Q
Face green green
: d! n# ?! a( H0 W. e面青青。 2 v4 v. ~! d9 T1 c, X
You see road carefully 2 s: W: H" S" o' Z
你小心睇路
/ s5 u) I: R& r- u: hYou go to street carefully
/ ^  c( c# E7 T3 ~+ R1 D/ t& z你出街小心D。
( ^$ z/ z, n6 n7 N% n. G+ gDo the world " e) A' j& |3 b0 ]7 J4 v/ [
做世界 。   k! u1 d- Q) `# I+ g' Q  Z
Big tea rice : `0 ^& s, Y; `5 l8 l
大茶饭 。 ' P' ?5 N# k( i2 X. M* O- a
American chinese not enough. : a+ Y' r* J* D2 x. U7 ^
美中不足。 6 q. ?! x4 V- f; f4 t) b9 @: l
King eight egg.
9 R) W5 R& u& n1 u2 o0 g! }; w, j王八蛋 ! K0 e5 g2 b2 W
High hand.
7 {1 {7 \1 B& M( _高手
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/ D! |+ G8 t, X7 |% H4 e% NOld dot. " Y& B. t" X  `& A; D3 L8 \9 {
老点 7 N  \8 P( q9 I! t  W; p
One old water 3 ~0 C8 ?7 ?5 O4 _$ J5 R# u! x
一旧水
6 g& U; D9 U/ |8 C5 S7 g2 NI know your mouse.
" B9 `5 n1 g. n2 j# a, v我识你老鼠！
( V/ j( X, v, @4 ~/ ~7 U# b  bMeasure water/Pound water. 6 I* Z) |, M, }' l+ [
磅水
5 k8 D  w, s" ]7 v9 y# gA dragon service. 2 \3 f) L4 A1 J. i
一条龙服务 - ~) Z$ u; X+ a& A
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
! h8 E" q7 [2 j( g/ z我吹鸡打你班友。
. C7 l3 b3 i3 tYou jump building.
2 \0 d+ }+ z, a9 ?1 A5 I+ k你跳楼啦。 ( N' ^/ c0 {, D4 N; x& J- T
You come back home and eat banana
' {9 N  ]% R7 N" n: P3 C+ s8 z3 \你返屋企食蕉啦
, g7 [. i9 O* `/ h5 J6 k* oI give you a hair.
7 d; ]; p9 U: X# {7 x4 F8 u% D+ y% E我俾条毛你ar! ( j* J* q  V# S
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Collect skin
8 G; i7 J% K) Y! R) g& C  }收皮 7 ~8 `& l& {- Q" h
Collect father + H" W1 p) }$ t: q
收爹 - n5 I$ W7 C/ d
You give me collect father.
# I- M$ T+ S1 _2 {你同我收爹！ . y& x! o2 c. j  M; e, t  A
Laugh die me. & `! Q; q8 [7 M9 H  F# q+ f
笑死我。
8 G1 B" A  Y, O' r/ G, G3 MYou give me stop.
* F- T! ~; u% Y% m; S4 v你同我企系度。
- V. D% w5 s6 Q- p8 h4 Z3 yEight woman # V! y/ X& s( y* L' ]
八婆
1 @1 g( W5 J$ e: h+ J0 T1 PEight woman,you are good! ( r0 M! p: s* |. Y+ b' o! @# a
八婆，你好o野!
; c' G6 v0 U  e! ], y3 WWhat the spring do you do? ) j4 ^# z! M% C* i& U, ]4 I( x
你搞乜春啊? ; G9 B$ ^6 E+ G. `( u3 C
A dog of eating dung : E) [" e' o% |6 s1 K& I( y$ j2 y0 ?
食屎狗 4 Z" @( V* A* k. A; e& k# `
A ghost of ass
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vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....! d3 P+ `2 ]* N2 K8 o  n
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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% {: ~# E5 x9 w% o: ?; |7 \( ytotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......2 i9 v+ r- ?. ]% ~# E- C6 N
this is not hong kong style english.....
2 ~0 h$ X$ Q8 zthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....3 O3 s+ j4 n& p+ s. P
i've already ban this shit...
2 o$ |! _% k4 D6 Pdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.