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1 So many people die, never see you die. 1 `) E; P5 Z' s# o. a% k
甘多人死,唔见你死。 6 U- T; I' z; o% O) O$ F
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? - a! t: W, U* R4 c+ u9 ]# @
你教我以后点出嚟行? 8 W( {! B9 ~7 H: S/ d
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
7 B7 l- J# B' z( K7 @+ ^* ?如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 $ B" a/ A& T+ [5 \
4 "I saw a pork chop"
8 E( C6 l. D' ~' x1 E) s我见到件猪扒啊。
* ]) Z* J2 u+ @0 e) B5 Are you road? - E& j% ?3 i& k8 d# K
你系咪路啊?
7 x) |( O/ O9 d% }, R0 n  I6 What the water are you? * \0 E/ f3 Z; z) s2 L
你系乜水啊? ; B# b+ E) o, S0 G
7 Do you big me?
" U5 U7 F. ]* x3 I  o& f你大我啊? # f& w# D9 i! S$ j; |
8 Zebra chops people. . t4 h+ E+ ^6 U  U) f, g
班马劈友。 ) m7 h; p; h: j9 F' Q' y( B
9 The king of the cutting girl.
) e' B1 x% e0 o) Q界女王。
; Q/ L5 T8 ~& X7 Y3 ^10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
9 m8 J3 q5 D& S批我个头俾你当凳坐。 3 n5 ~( ?8 Y5 }9 J
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
# T+ ]5 s. G& k3 M4 d$ c你当我无到? 7 b! e) z: n  i
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
  _: K, G/ c/ [你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上!
% o; x7 U  W7 V( U+ v8 C4 ~4 N6 C# r13 Today I was very black son. 4 L4 x2 w4 ~7 P# _3 J; |; s; E
今日我好黑仔。 3 o% ]  v7 C: i8 m- c8 R( m0 {$ U$ T
14 I am wearing grass.
5 K0 R1 Q" [+ \; X我着紧草。
7 _; E4 r  H7 M1 z# S7 D' [15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ( Y2 y% M" t1 z" |: n
你未够班同我讲数!
! x% D6 \/ h- h- h) S, l16 Two beat six.
( E6 o* c) A) `, t5 g$ i* \2 l- o二打六 4 o9 V) e9 C( j2 L! L, z9 k# e
17 Two five son.
7 p8 G4 c3 B7 j& \二五仔   z/ r# F2 m9 `! D! P! \+ \- o. ^( U
18 Piano piano green.           , l: c+ k3 B) [/ \: i8 I+ W
琴琴青 : l* t0 P8 M( a7 |- h
19 I give you some colour to see see.        d9 o- R7 }6 }9 R$ K
我俾D顏色你睇睇!
. K* k' f8 k3 u1 `8 v, b+ ]3 J20 Stupid stupid want to move .     
+ r. d2 i# i; M# q蠢蠢欲動 。 - }) f  T! R* {$ W- P8 ?. {
21 People mountain people sea .    
7 R1 x: d7 E! o" m; \2 @! X人山人海 。 ! Q2 j9 z' }0 F7 I: C
22 How senior are you?          ! A6 s8 u8 I( K6 ?) T
你算老幾?
. `2 E2 T5 |+ {# K  p+ @23 What the ghost are you talk?    
+ d+ R' D8 p1 k" e4 O- a" x你講乜鬼?
% `% K, i0 q( G# s8 ?# p24 I fear that you have teeth.          " l6 [0 B8 b, v, s
我驚你有牙! ; l. P; s6 o) t& D9 S. [
25 Heart flower angry open.       ) t& V! Z! f. _# T" v
心花怒放。   
9 S+ l! d9 k7 ]1 M$ A8 k! R* RFish skin
  O- S5 f( P; `/ t# `鱼皮 。 ( L6 c( `3 z* t# S
Monster of blowing water.
- j2 f! z4 _3 B  I; T- W$ n吹水怪。
$ a5 U) O# E9 b0 z% VFace green green
& k+ z* I5 V3 [% R# I2 F6 }面青青。
7 C1 [7 V/ K5 s% p) d! I, _You see road carefully
# D. T" R) M9 h, Y你小心睇路 / F' \$ z/ R) a* [5 p8 v6 q8 C/ @3 |8 E
You go to street carefully
' v+ f3 `' T/ N你出街小心D。
0 s. y' ]2 Y( d1 P8 P+ rDo the world - L$ r7 {' ?, }) \  [/ r0 `# W
做世界 。 1 m% k; [5 G- }2 j" c
Big tea rice . U# V) @5 T1 |) ~- J9 Q; E# E
大茶饭 。 : d; b! b( H4 }: m. n1 Z# i& v
American chinese not enough.
* J. d# B& x4 b+ P: D. A美中不足。
8 [7 M+ C) {  T! J* l4 JKing eight egg. : V  D5 [/ b& c' |+ H
王八蛋
4 w7 w8 ]1 J  L1 P( H: _High hand.
& B: f& i- O! Q; g! X高手 3 e/ c! H) j$ @) }' p. B

8 s9 F: H  {2 [* `, B% L, fOld dot.
  E* E( K' S' v+ {# e老点
& \4 n3 U0 U3 [' k# zOne old water
9 v0 F9 k. q$ M. d/ h; i& j- g& t一旧水
4 \. j6 F) R6 Z. w  I( FI know your mouse. / q  C0 L3 o! |% @$ {4 W* T
我识你老鼠! * P; D- y& ~7 ]9 ]' k
Measure water/Pound water.
) e5 |, m( i3 E" h& F磅水
4 K% w. \1 N1 M4 }A dragon service. + g1 ^5 Q% [. \. S6 I
一条龙服务 9 V( |. k  V1 d8 f- J! |
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 9 j: d2 }* y3 W& P1 C2 J; _
我吹鸡打你班友。
* U+ d1 v0 G. B9 dYou jump building.
& q$ T: z, J* o, v6 _. W1 \7 @你跳楼啦。 2 \  y1 c) r) U* }
You come back home and eat banana % o: v8 V7 k2 o
你返屋企食蕉啦 ; s& v3 y5 n" q* W" B( [
I give you a hair.
# E6 W2 x5 C& W# l; W我俾条毛你ar!
! y# a3 z  j: x( i' `  D: d# M' z1 d- b& W
Collect skin
# e, D! A/ o; X4 O* G' x: ^收皮 + y9 [$ [+ I2 |1 H
Collect father
3 h( E3 U2 G5 Q- h; @, S- t  C收爹 ) C( U! U  G7 r  O8 j) q2 e
You give me collect father.
0 ]) s- I1 `: E你同我收爹!
( V4 A9 J" y  b+ b- x- [7 `Laugh die me. & J, t/ _1 G1 ]" c" ]7 k
笑死我。
1 a' i9 H$ F, C. _3 jYou give me stop.
! B- c# C6 q3 B8 m2 e- g- d% o你同我企系度。 3 _& X% N, ]: r/ b8 P
Eight woman
. o+ |$ D% m) J4 h8 f) n* U& I八婆 1 Q( K7 W9 S" T& {
Eight woman,you are good! ; f/ _; Y: M2 T* C; d
八婆,你好o野!
& T9 e% R4 F) P. jWhat the spring do you do? * M6 e) p6 A) k4 x, N+ G; y
你搞乜春啊?
' n; V2 [) k; F% u& o- }! mA dog of eating dung
9 A6 Y/ L! c7 S7 _: O食屎狗
0 |% d* s; \, V1 B# D: p, Z3 lA ghost of ass : l$ P4 X+ H; ?4 _% O. i0 g
屎忽鬼
Can't believe..
有d真喺幾有創意.....
" p4 j7 [1 o3 g- ]- g都幾有趣呀...哈哈
有d就連香港人都唔明白!
無言......
好无言,但有好好笑
真係好特色0既英語咯!
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 6 I" y8 d, V+ B/ b$ w1 A

5 t% r9 x8 m  t( gtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......  A  {% R  o2 R9 u6 V
this is not hong kong style english.....
" O( y' |5 `( jthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....

6 b8 Y3 B1 d; [i've already ban this shit...2 {& F1 b0 @( H& o3 b# c
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
唔信香港人會明呢d英文
Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
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