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1 So many people die, never see you die.
' \1 i5 x+ y: u, ^$ ]甘多人死,唔见你死。 " W* i' N9 u$ o# j- J
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 7 F9 ~9 @" {# Z- f5 _2 p
你教我以后点出嚟行? 3 Z9 H0 v6 ^3 L7 d+ }0 h
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 4 M/ z5 o6 H& q- ~
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
( E; [/ B. ?# Z! `1 ~' j4 "I saw a pork chop"
- R. G% z1 n7 p& K+ Z0 s我见到件猪扒啊。
, }' ]: h' h' m: a1 X5 i5 ^5 Are you road?
3 \3 |) t, m; X  M9 L; {; W你系咪路啊? * b7 @+ b0 `" n
6 What the water are you?
' I% p) J0 }+ |4 A5 e. l4 L你系乜水啊?
0 v+ {  T( X, k& m4 ^5 M- A4 r* B/ r7 Do you big me?
% P) h' d2 [3 x' O你大我啊? 8 E; S" I& Q/ l+ ]7 O6 u; e1 G
8 Zebra chops people.
8 `+ l1 @* l6 w6 @, z$ K4 p班马劈友。 3 I3 o, ^9 J' U8 h* s- l
9 The king of the cutting girl.
% C9 r  E; V+ p, l" E, B1 ]2 c界女王。 " H# \  |/ M; `* k$ I9 t6 R. O
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. % k, S/ z# `! @3 ^+ _
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
. y; O" G+ H; ^11 Do you think me didn't arrive? * k, Q  r* X% W  l3 @" [
你当我无到?
2 I/ F1 r  R; c  i12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
8 j8 j' c$ k3 D% R2 }( R你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上! ' e( c$ y( n, E5 h; @6 p
13 Today I was very black son.
/ i0 ~6 V) S! C- B今日我好黑仔。 & c" d0 n. ?4 o$ O& _
14 I am wearing grass. - c+ @7 y! w& k- C: B- W- M2 Y+ a
我着紧草。 1 s/ s. _) |5 I8 f4 B" U4 r, }: Y: p
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! # g, C" n6 t' ~; v7 T* _  _! D
你未够班同我讲数! & W/ [  [1 [% ~
16 Two beat six. 5 B6 a" O/ ^4 c: U- }, ^  {% m- ]
二打六
. s3 e$ t, @5 l! P: `9 G17 Two five son. ; C7 Q# U5 v( G0 @+ @2 D" ?
二五仔
. M8 B: M4 ^. ]& O) i9 w* |- d; m18 Piano piano green.          
% p) h4 L; V- V# k琴琴青
9 b8 U; Y% B1 H# }1 [1 \. M0 W19 I give you some colour to see see.     
; W0 T, j/ Y: j$ w: M$ W, D我俾D顏色你睇睇!
0 N# @+ ]$ H& y  w20 Stupid stupid want to move .      9 H7 g: b6 ]- M6 E
蠢蠢欲動 。 % F* ?' d; f8 j9 U9 \. j
21 People mountain people sea .     * h" R* N9 t+ x- G
人山人海 。 + H9 @0 q" J# g
22 How senior are you?          % M& [( p; A+ K
你算老幾?
) e' U. [& y* W+ @( _' P+ v- q' A23 What the ghost are you talk?     3 J0 T: r! x3 d# F* C2 R( S
你講乜鬼?
0 t' `/ A( v/ f( I, O5 k! y$ v24 I fear that you have teeth.          1 _" l8 @8 e9 K0 X
我驚你有牙!
* Z' C6 u; a8 Q2 ?" W25 Heart flower angry open.      
# y( o$ ?  g: v3 }) E; k, r心花怒放。   
$ w2 _; P6 o% d- QFish skin $ a: p- A& R, Y- K
鱼皮 。
+ t( e" v. X5 _% k0 {- Q+ q. jMonster of blowing water.
2 H6 j, ?  h. \* L4 }! K吹水怪。 8 N3 K1 ~0 P9 a8 L3 n& n- _
Face green green 0 u5 q( U2 g8 X
面青青。 ! G( f; I& Y. j6 \
You see road carefully " l3 [9 W6 `: Q1 R! Z1 l
你小心睇路 % _1 A0 u( B8 b. E
You go to street carefully
9 i4 L( r% X1 X7 ~8 r2 E% }6 k你出街小心D。 0 S2 O9 _6 m9 L$ g7 j0 N) E( @
Do the world + d9 b4 r. X3 {+ B5 a( g
做世界 。 : q7 ^. J8 P) u, x6 i; q- R! E
Big tea rice
# B9 W4 ^7 g& g$ Z, t* }% \大茶饭 。 3 z5 K1 R- G3 X
American chinese not enough.
5 g; f- C2 Z4 G" ^0 o* u美中不足。 & E+ d2 x% W, V. ]/ |7 O, N9 ]( v
King eight egg.
( m+ P4 R) m: T! f' E# D* b王八蛋
4 U' A7 O& ]1 n! o) h8 Y; nHigh hand.
5 k* i' i: y2 E/ q$ m% {. i. ~0 N% Q高手
9 [6 [  W4 `9 G# q
' c* T. Z; U. Y: BOld dot.
3 t# ?" e* V# B9 u4 s老点
  s0 J# h8 ~" F! Y0 B4 N. VOne old water
9 ~. g- ?2 j. {% o! Q- v2 n一旧水 8 j- _% y& u9 c, u
I know your mouse.
% [; ^+ U) r+ \& y# Y; u我识你老鼠!
. ~# n- E6 I6 C' g" ]Measure water/Pound water.
! L+ E* Z. R2 b磅水 , f8 K. \+ |) w" Q& L
A dragon service.
% p% l  o6 j7 t# [0 I( w7 S! w一条龙服务 4 q; y7 X% s2 b1 S- j
Pump water. ; C" _1 e7 H1 @; E
****
* ?7 Q" d9 {) s( f' j! Q' U/ gI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
4 r, H. X) A, d0 {- f: G- H$ v! V我吹鸡打你班友。
/ |8 b' [* _; O+ ZYou jump building.
8 U. R2 E, J4 G6 F! j2 o: u3 f你跳楼啦。
+ I! d" e& d$ o/ x+ b- D( uYou come back home and eat banana
0 b4 f; H0 p, \你返屋企食蕉啦 ) i/ h0 [% |& B- r
I give you a hair. # B* ^- J1 W. m/ Z8 W2 W
我俾条毛你ar!
( o" i+ e1 V( m( p5 d9 U5 Y6 `" D, t: {2 D: I; N+ @( p6 M& l
Collect skin
/ W) p- g0 v  p# u# M; v" t, _: c; }收皮
) b. }6 Y- S, dCollect father
9 x: c6 f% y9 u# ^" r6 D收爹
3 }9 p! O8 p" V( M2 l9 cYou give me collect father. 4 ^9 F9 }" K$ E' n3 ?: {: S- g7 g3 n
你同我收爹! ' O$ C4 }* q# u. z! k
Laugh die me.
: b# Y% c% [+ K3 c( M8 |+ a: w  ]笑死我。 & x7 S1 X8 B0 ]5 A0 r
You give me stop. / Q; [6 B' H# z/ x! X: V9 N: _
你同我企系度。
9 E6 [% f+ M# N7 C& W' LEight woman 1 m  n* U# D7 a) q. B. u6 J
八婆
2 ?# b  l  B( {& f9 l* _. PEight woman,you are good!
! b$ y4 j3 T* Q8 K八婆,你好o野! 8 ^  {: G; `5 i! u7 D5 X7 I
What the spring do you do?
( m# d7 E) n- }  U3 R% N! |4 j( X你搞乜春啊?
/ o: W1 g+ b: f( G5 `+ QA dog of eating dung
: X- M0 @  R9 Q食屎狗
0 h' ~8 d' B  x5 k+ ]A ghost of ass
9 y& \+ \. C% @4 G0 `屎忽鬼
Can't believe..
有d真喺幾有創意.....- h  c  ]8 o/ s2 \) ]2 b4 M
都幾有趣呀...哈哈
有d就連香港人都唔明白!
無言......
好无言,但有好好笑
真係好特色0既英語咯!
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 3 ?3 I1 ]7 m" x) ?& e

/ E8 s8 J1 `: k; [# j( u! Rtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this....... G3 Y* }5 e# f' {# r2 j
this is not hong kong style english.....
5 G6 N8 p( P$ C5 g1 l) H2 r+ Wthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....

# C2 z8 J9 r" n( ]i've already ban this shit...5 {7 w" n2 l. R, A7 b
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
唔信香港人會明呢d英文
Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
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