香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. $ ?' K$ W; w& [) `0 }4 V6 C0 E$ k
甘多人死，唔见你死。 ' p" s  R  N, M. Q& `
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?   D) @) U5 y% _) u, A8 X
你教我以后点出嚟行? 7 W1 R& t* c1 H# |
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. . S2 J4 j7 `+ r& F+ l* M
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ' Q# B) `; \6 [9 H2 n/ u
4 "I saw a pork chop" 3 X! G3 O% j$ o6 j
我见到件猪扒啊。
! x# X; Q3 c2 o5 Are you road?
# v8 I- R' c# Y% ?# F. F( d你系咪路啊？ + S0 L1 l* f: [$ h8 }
6 What the water are you?
% u8 x2 x( y& b9 `8 e: M1 c你系乜水啊？
& _/ R8 `/ ]5 T7 C7 [% K, J7 Do you big me?
2 S3 g( t# _" g1 a( _你大我啊？ 9 A/ C* E) B8 X+ f; N' U7 c0 c
8 Zebra chops people.
$ c5 A. I! A: m6 _+ V  C9 ~1 i班马劈友。 6 S" T3 O( E. }
9 The king of the cutting girl.
& R; f: |8 ]8 k2 u, {界女王。 & M& D, T# h  V' H
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
: Z5 q6 q) @2 _# r5 i! O- l批我个头俾你当凳坐。 & Q+ z; h! o2 ?. t2 A4 s! h
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ( W* m# i3 [; _# P# Z6 E
你当我无到？
! s( t7 E! ?# B# w12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. - o5 j! p9 M0 ^: I8 ?
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ' ]' E  {( Y0 c  O5 b" @
13 Today I was very black son. 7 E: l7 I+ G. R
今日我好黑仔。 $ u7 a; q8 W4 ?& b% @
14 I am wearing grass.
( P9 P& e- z5 V) t( {我着紧草。
$ C1 M; O( m. U5 n15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! % i: a, C; P2 s! z/ b
你未够班同我讲数！
1 O+ k* z6 A& o16 Two beat six.
) t3 A. k2 J2 C; R8 L  c' N+ }  P二打六
% p0 I) L" s9 ?4 d5 E: L1 H17 Two five son. - R2 p9 g* ]; p7 t9 q; p$ Z
二五仔
$ L; k) B3 V/ h6 N18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 6 u2 Q- q- x; O" k' F  X0 q
琴琴青 + s' |+ W5 L. F
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
& a5 r2 d7 y& V$ e我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ( ?7 O1 T' g! B$ R& z
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
2 S, m4 W! [+ s1 d, D: ?' F蠢蠢欲動 。 ; N" t* h& o6 a7 p% E: L
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
/ T# d" M! `3 \4 z- @* s+ z2 \人山人海 。
& n" m& m* p- A& w! a* C22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ' u! I6 E( u8 D$ B! _
你算老幾?
* d2 F, o, C/ S* S23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ' |: Z. J( w8 [  [# F# N
你講乜鬼? 4 g0 h6 K! Y0 z1 p5 L+ O
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
/ T5 b' ~1 w& w5 d我驚你有牙！
) A9 q& b1 d  a$ B$ t8 e7 j25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 / ~! V' g  Z# w$ G+ ?+ e
心花怒放。   
8 e) L. U) G  c/ }; GFish skin
4 c* Q1 i# U- i) Q# G鱼皮 。
5 H$ A4 U  g3 i( YMonster of blowing water. # ^' S! D3 Q) y
吹水怪。 " ^' [  q. n/ r7 W* V3 n5 q
Face green green # W9 S! m) v+ b3 k, ~# |
面青青。 4 \: ^0 z$ Z& [3 v- o! U1 k3 }' v  n
You see road carefully . X' p2 C$ g  F
你小心睇路 3 |" A  b3 U4 i7 U3 E
You go to street carefully
$ A4 {; l/ _3 ^" P- n) S你出街小心D。 , t( D. K3 G. a+ z
Do the world
# y7 d# H8 x. K* ~做世界 。 ; K3 \' X: {0 f( g6 r" Y# H% k" a3 K
Big tea rice " {1 V' k; w- N. v
大茶饭 。
% ~$ A$ X6 G6 T1 @: gAmerican chinese not enough.
4 \/ c6 t# b! Y7 G( w美中不足。 % r  r5 u8 p/ w% g. e8 ^8 D
King eight egg.
1 I0 M! _4 r0 Y# k- [  w( \王八蛋
- M3 b. _+ t& X: e3 q- L5 n2 UHigh hand. * P! o0 k& v% Y; O
高手 # T  Q- ?5 z5 h( d) g
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Old dot.
  r: I, J+ ]+ T: B4 C# {老点 4 |0 }) W) X  Y
One old water 6 ~5 T9 [# H5 W3 d, w5 }) m
一旧水
& C8 h5 D' |2 J: t6 D5 F! V1 tI know your mouse. : b2 W# G4 c0 |- W) w
我识你老鼠！ ! e. l& I- X: _1 ~# _' ^
Measure water/Pound water.
& g1 L( w2 z1 h- o, M磅水
% z. I2 q$ Q* _1 }9 oA dragon service. # p) H3 c. g1 M- u# }, K
一条龙服务 8 W1 I5 u! G% m- x
Pump water.
, q0 O2 c. Z" F; R0 y7 ]/ C. @  h****
+ u2 N/ U1 s, ]I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
% p* B1 l6 C; K/ {我吹鸡打你班友。
$ r5 u% E0 u: K) c/ n1 A" |" `; H+ `You jump building.
9 A2 p3 t. j% u; |- _6 ?你跳楼啦。 $ O8 \6 W" _, n0 @% Q% d
You come back home and eat banana
& b' V7 y9 Z% _( P) I2 d/ ~你返屋企食蕉啦 + h: D6 |7 f' Q' c; p( {
I give you a hair. " E7 q  S' S+ R" y! E
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
9 J- ]+ x) ^0 B9 Z! I$ Z收皮
6 d' {0 ~6 y2 E; aCollect father 3 K: r! q1 X3 V6 L; ^& R
收爹
/ z: m# b+ p3 nYou give me collect father.
- Y) [1 J- }9 j6 K你同我收爹！
5 \: D' J- H& Y  Z  @Laugh die me. 6 o) D6 J. N: w. r+ }
笑死我。 ' O+ n  l9 f' I0 W0 ~
You give me stop. $ x6 n: T5 d/ y2 v
你同我企系度。
1 V/ r$ ~2 {7 p: {5 XEight woman 0 h3 v# _; v, e' Y! L8 `
八婆
& Z' g5 w4 W& a. z( S0 dEight woman,you are good! ' C- f% L, w! w; ]( X  `! J* G
八婆，你好o野!
% s5 @$ s+ ?. H" Y4 E1 R: A! m/ IWhat the spring do you do?
8 G) c. a1 r4 Q5 P6 D* R7 n你搞乜春啊? & q% z5 |. T5 N$ m
A dog of eating dung
7 k) l, q. h4 w4 ]) n食屎狗
; g* K' f1 l% aA ghost of ass ! o9 C# ]1 @- r8 v8 U
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....  [5 j; g# }: h9 w) \& V2 L
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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8 w/ i3 f' l, u! M( w' n& K; i3 ltotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......! O" @; T* U3 @" ?
this is not hong kong style english.....
! t6 c6 W+ s0 D/ D$ v  t- {this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
# _3 T: Z# \/ t8 t2 li've already ban this shit...- [4 `: g4 N5 X( K' P
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.