香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. $ s9 o% A( I: F! q
甘多人死，唔见你死。
, Z! z6 U% b  j- l* C7 r% v  D5 O0 z2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
: ^* ?+ I, Z) @/ p你教我以后点出嚟行?
6 z1 g' y/ i6 ?3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ' t) I, g* w* B2 X7 R' \" W
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
7 c$ m* ^5 z5 S  k3 L& a. q7 H. u4 "I saw a pork chop"
+ _: V4 o& M" r$ H# [. \$ L我见到件猪扒啊。 8 F+ O" R3 e5 w5 e
5 Are you road?
9 P0 ?& T1 J  i6 o' @; L你系咪路啊？   l, o" k) T  x2 c* y$ z7 Q
6 What the water are you?
4 ~& N( E# X! f9 v& B你系乜水啊？ ! k, j. k! z. b" B; B  R
7 Do you big me?
! b7 x  }0 q: X2 f4 b你大我啊？ ! H  `( Y1 v3 e. {+ Z% `3 ~/ y+ A3 I
8 Zebra chops people.   B# @1 F3 Y% \
班马劈友。 $ a8 m1 q& {* s: d: s
9 The king of the cutting girl. % f& L" `" w8 k5 V% P4 D! u/ ^
界女王。
1 B# R4 a" g; V  [10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
/ Q/ j+ S$ s- ]9 ^% V6 U7 G* O批我个头俾你当凳坐。 * j  Q, x3 g5 y$ @+ A/ T
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
' O+ [  {6 X( ]4 x& `8 S) U你当我无到？
: A' [& s; {: g6 R$ y/ k: V3 G12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
4 s4 g$ i6 b0 c2 e  q( g你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
  n$ _$ W/ o% e1 X$ M; w13 Today I was very black son. 0 g$ n( n3 E% r5 K! _
今日我好黑仔。
& W9 r) _) k; ^3 j14 I am wearing grass. # d/ M7 s8 _# d! w: a0 z6 }. c; D
我着紧草。 2 n8 d$ d" s0 r& M( ?9 G
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! / g' a+ b/ ?) i( ~% X  |8 c
你未够班同我讲数！
7 j1 Y, t* m4 s8 [0 Q+ X: F6 E8 i  g16 Two beat six. , }9 T. C3 @5 {3 J/ J4 {
二打六
; y* r  R, G9 f: t17 Two five son.
1 ~% E8 {0 w8 @' t+ h3 L& M' q! Z3 ^( m二五仔 5 A: F  N; E7 N6 ~1 E7 B- ]
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
. z+ i$ h- L' M8 o2 Y9 R: J4 w琴琴青 " @) F5 D  u0 x/ T% b
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
# W- _  W0 Y0 z2 C我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 3 I2 W( h; D7 d: T5 H# R
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
/ \0 M; G) k, D  L蠢蠢欲動 。
7 T! V6 D! E  `1 o# h1 h21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
+ q& L9 f0 O6 ~3 Q# n7 h& S人山人海 。 8 y  R! C- B, c5 n' C" x
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
# a% s" h0 t6 F& I你算老幾? $ l$ A3 Q. `, m- J. V
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 1 v( E6 `  P. j# m6 G" x
你講乜鬼?
% u' U; ~1 W$ |7 R8 S0 k+ V24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
  K3 n2 {$ [1 T/ Z0 }- ~我驚你有牙！ 7 l/ ^" o+ U% K& y
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 # B  G+ S! E0 i6 k  _2 q
心花怒放。   
, `8 K1 |2 P& X% K& X. F: a2 uFish skin
( z( U) s$ V2 i8 x鱼皮 。
0 }$ T9 B7 m) @3 D& GMonster of blowing water. ; A. y# I4 x2 {$ l
吹水怪。 ' G* q6 a1 \. G6 Y$ Q6 A1 b
Face green green
* k: {8 u/ U; D* w! t9 K面青青。
# d, c7 D3 Y" GYou see road carefully % X& K1 j! o/ ~% Q. A& q
你小心睇路 : H1 ~$ E; u% e/ L( a
You go to street carefully
  G- a2 p; _* [& d8 S2 e你出街小心D。
% t  U! j: o  B; S$ U% A4 zDo the world ' S! \, Z' q( L; C2 b! T8 \, o
做世界 。 * g' G) m! C& o- y" [( I7 P/ i% h6 p- I
Big tea rice ; u$ a, P" u2 ?* D
大茶饭 。 2 G- F( K6 B3 e. _! {( Q
American chinese not enough. + @+ p- I8 L( g3 o+ M! t
美中不足。
- x4 r$ C# q6 e+ ^King eight egg.
% P5 n, S. e2 T$ h王八蛋
. q& c) Y: L: s/ ?7 sHigh hand.
+ {5 W0 [( `  ], Y2 L$ n高手
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Old dot. 3 R0 P# v' k7 P# V
老点 : n8 o. L( N/ t% e
One old water # i/ b5 ]9 ^% V5 O+ }
一旧水 * K* l* F: Z4 ?' F! d
I know your mouse.
+ y* m* ]& f7 ~$ n我识你老鼠！ , k9 |+ {# t% Q2 Y
Measure water/Pound water.
. N1 a: _1 t# S% z6 I- B% `磅水 * w& ?$ a7 Z; z8 V2 M7 J) }
A dragon service.
+ Z: y; V8 j! g3 b8 b1 B一条龙服务 9 e# B9 {3 _" g6 I  E1 T
Pump water.
8 W" A  I2 G- R" ~- K( v+ ]- u; Y9 C# n****
8 o# m2 q' i, K  n1 FI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
: b, t# R" W9 z; _7 I5 ^( x我吹鸡打你班友。
9 O9 f+ p, D, A, kYou jump building. 0 N7 ?' ~: F" Q. d% J
你跳楼啦。
- }6 d- T: i3 X: Q1 g# V# ~+ w! PYou come back home and eat banana
8 D/ Z) o4 `, u" ]+ l你返屋企食蕉啦
; `( j$ Y% _% V# I! p9 J4 ~: BI give you a hair. ' v9 L: C: [6 U4 \8 u* l
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
7 N; k. K' L& J收皮 4 y- b# |# o6 M, x  M9 x
Collect father
" I! Q. L7 ~- C5 C  g收爹
, g* k: o2 o6 s/ C+ a. j% hYou give me collect father. 2 I/ P. c$ G6 I7 C
你同我收爹！
# s0 z2 p6 x$ U& B" J3 oLaugh die me.
' L0 M( C5 C# ~7 n/ C% h+ T笑死我。 ( y! |& P" {; e2 L
You give me stop.
4 O& g; [  i1 R. ?0 R3 M你同我企系度。 8 }1 e& s  U+ t& u
Eight woman - Z8 `$ G' w: A# _3 a* b: P% L
八婆 5 f* O6 F& S3 _, O8 T+ p- F
Eight woman,you are good!
& h/ I2 S$ G  s) Y/ w! z( j: u, z八婆，你好o野!   L! R5 `, T# N9 }
What the spring do you do?
& P5 a- m) ^) n& s7 b; l3 P6 w你搞乜春啊? 1 ^, U1 E: G3 n1 Y0 N
A dog of eating dung   F! e6 P9 }' V! u& @  n- Q4 S
食屎狗
2 |" n6 ?9 h' V* _9 A6 M. Z" SA ghost of ass
0 T. _4 q9 j1 ~- l- q屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....: ]; G! P7 V/ g& f& G# _  ?# j
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

6 G, J8 O/ s! O7 d8 P1 P; m' R1 r
9 {# Q  ~5 P$ {4 G* B9 ftotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
2 {3 s4 T$ k6 a0 pthis is not hong kong style english.....
4 K% d; |0 ^. E# X5 ^this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....! b0 D; [7 q2 Z# r; [2 E. A
i've already ban this shit...
! Q4 N" X5 @# N6 n! Ndon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.