香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 6 X, ~6 K, U+ ^# u  c
甘多人死，唔见你死。
1 ~1 R; a! ]5 s+ Z5 L2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
3 P+ G4 y6 H: ^8 @6 N你教我以后点出嚟行? ( N9 i$ s$ i- t& W$ X% d
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
6 J! T4 ?# B- U/ N) h如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
$ n2 I7 x$ X: B7 v4 "I saw a pork chop"
/ J/ o- I0 E. d2 W5 I. P  w, I我见到件猪扒啊。
: x$ p0 ~  }# ?5 Are you road? 1 y+ }- B/ G- t9 }) d; }% U
你系咪路啊？
0 R+ K6 W" y/ Z$ @+ S( F5 b6 What the water are you? ; ?  M0 J3 z; p5 e/ Y
你系乜水啊？
0 i/ G: T4 [8 M! n7 Do you big me? & y/ f0 R4 h. h6 o3 k7 c
你大我啊？
1 O( P' S( x$ e. O! s8 Zebra chops people.
/ A: T7 @$ ?7 k6 F0 T) `% Q8 v班马劈友。 9 R& S" n2 l1 c, s9 h5 [' E1 L) G7 i
9 The king of the cutting girl.
% z0 x4 t8 O$ g$ |; x, F界女王。 : f9 a' a* p  \& u, f3 V9 r# k
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
6 {& s. ?2 R  I2 s. _$ `0 n批我个头俾你当凳坐。
% M& [5 Q/ }+ j) q6 V11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 9 a9 h. l7 `, n) H9 q8 k
你当我无到？
' x+ j$ e2 _  q. F- z' V+ S12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
" h9 X  V5 k! M+ j8 _; d- }1 `9 x你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
6 D; n0 k. ]: z* u6 I% J13 Today I was very black son. 9 q6 G  X2 K, f  i4 a
今日我好黑仔。
  E+ h3 A9 h  Y6 z; ^! R14 I am wearing grass.
9 p0 X( N; W! b* X我着紧草。
" C3 e% A% g# h. M15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 2 m$ `9 x7 j/ x# s3 A
你未够班同我讲数！ . H% a- q) r& _& W! P3 K( c! _
16 Two beat six.   T. C5 v  F2 h/ k
二打六
3 F8 o& G% k7 T" X17 Two five son.
  u# }% ?" D9 o2 g1 ^" h* C二五仔
% R) T# j6 ~( `+ l0 |7 T4 I4 m( j18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 7 V0 |  d1 I" z; a' c6 A% ?
琴琴青 & H" T5 V8 C2 F6 @
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 # d6 [# |, N$ j/ B" k
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
" W7 b5 H9 N$ F+ C& k20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ( p9 X  s# r4 F7 r; n8 K0 ^
蠢蠢欲動 。
! f# I) w, D7 b21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 2 ^5 @+ k5 |3 d7 a' U1 e
人山人海 。
  ?; ]- b+ e. ]+ ?- c( \22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ' M8 c9 d% _/ l
你算老幾? $ Y9 g* R: G9 J8 W2 Q* f, c
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
' n; z3 {4 S8 n$ Z你講乜鬼?
$ `- v/ R6 `$ L( p4 ?24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 5 z# A$ H7 k: U# Z2 f
我驚你有牙！ / Y& \4 y/ z% j$ N
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
1 d# @1 Z" }; {4 S2 J: c心花怒放。   0 Z" `7 p) v* ~  N: @
Fish skin 0 L3 C. U5 P) \0 c1 h( ?# ^) P3 q
鱼皮 。
+ V# T/ w$ Z6 aMonster of blowing water.
( ^2 N0 ?( F! ~4 Y# Q吹水怪。
4 M8 {' q; _7 e# D5 A- y, LFace green green
. }+ @% M1 [$ L2 O8 C& W( g# m面青青。
; ~. d/ a! y7 @7 v( uYou see road carefully
! ~& T+ x) J% ]你小心睇路 ' o- N9 C$ f5 I' P
You go to street carefully 6 y2 D, q0 H) ?5 n
你出街小心D。
5 F! k3 |! s/ y+ `7 MDo the world ; ?0 Y0 D% @7 I6 n
做世界 。 5 }$ {& z7 ]$ K! n* `; x) K2 N! V
Big tea rice - I# L6 r# G& _& S2 T6 h4 U/ K% k
大茶饭 。 3 H: I% L( H8 r/ b7 d
American chinese not enough. ' b: @+ y$ e: u. Y7 |: N# A
美中不足。
6 X5 c3 b9 _' k/ p! m/ q5 ?King eight egg. 7 o0 q- R1 k; x( J$ S& M3 \
王八蛋 1 t% G: F/ V4 ~! J* G6 d8 V# M
High hand.
' @9 S4 m" \" M9 D' w+ V9 S3 J高手 ( m- r& h2 r3 m! z0 ~/ \

+ B" A- h1 d* ?! G% w9 FOld dot. 2 ~' I6 `. f! r
老点 4 u, {# X2 a, S3 Z" Q
One old water
7 [1 n; _$ l8 `0 W# S: A4 H* u, e$ K# k一旧水
; ?5 T. h$ d6 ~$ N* J- c. tI know your mouse.
8 Y5 s8 }  I$ ^3 r我识你老鼠！ 8 i% ]5 r, `& ~( _, Y
Measure water/Pound water.
7 ^$ R2 ^8 ^8 ?: q7 m6 `8 J磅水 ) I2 e. ]0 ?: c, w2 p9 @
A dragon service. ; x; W( F. k7 O; S
一条龙服务
; n( u( c) w" ?) M# G& I1 [( PPump water. # u* F% n0 A$ o. A
****
0 `# V# K' P( q9 `. MI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 5 S, d2 p$ Z/ O, G. y
我吹鸡打你班友。
- ?+ s+ {. U8 x$ NYou jump building.
, v' d5 ~$ B4 c9 A9 f- x* W2 s你跳楼啦。 " c1 O$ I/ ?. C' i9 [, z: I5 f
You come back home and eat banana
  h  g% H: G7 m- L1 d* g/ I你返屋企食蕉啦
& r& ?8 I! [  I$ I8 PI give you a hair.
0 b2 [2 B; B: ^' |1 V我俾条毛你ar!
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5 B( _% R7 P( O- H% ]Collect skin ' U- C0 j; G# Y9 ~
收皮
5 {+ @6 C5 i/ rCollect father ( D' A# ^8 k$ g9 z2 U& t) `
收爹
: l) x: k; v4 I. a) z7 hYou give me collect father.
3 a% _0 e, z, u8 ~- [+ }+ c你同我收爹！
+ i( g: o. b( C% F0 mLaugh die me.
1 x0 g: |0 S0 D3 E笑死我。 6 h7 P; H9 U. I
You give me stop.
7 C+ Q. F: A$ C, m你同我企系度。 4 L6 `9 I5 C" d# }: k+ u
Eight woman & G2 h0 P$ {& I9 }' r" R* }' }
八婆
' s8 p2 |( G3 j0 f. C! }4 ZEight woman,you are good! 4 [+ z. M" d2 L1 U/ M1 g8 X$ n
八婆，你好o野!
, }0 O3 L- X. A. S% NWhat the spring do you do?
: o1 r* R! Z) E7 w6 L5 {- Z2 j你搞乜春啊? ! v: w; C3 {$ y, M1 B- X6 |) p
A dog of eating dung 7 k, M1 X% x: |! J
食屎狗
" j% m9 Q, r1 U& U, TA ghost of ass ( ^: q: t/ W  Z  n6 h" H! _
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....0 n$ H, ~4 n$ l! T# [0 L
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

3 w2 h: p5 y% a0 W- a. l& k. K9 N' a& Q  i/ J' K3 T
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
, l' e$ e0 O7 U  P/ U+ ~5 C: H' Gthis is not hong kong style english.....1 g  u% Q( r- y8 T) q$ a" T
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....( E2 B3 C) f6 i) A2 ?* C
i've already ban this shit...
. G  T0 x! a/ ?( d0 {8 Udon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.