香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ! \& s' r/ u8 _2 p. n! v0 u
甘多人死，唔见你死。
% b4 Z% \3 Q% j0 _# T' o: x2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ! k  ]5 r; Y7 j  L
你教我以后点出嚟行?
2 A# S% s3 j* [# H1 n- q3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
5 L' B5 k* S4 I$ ~$ v7 H$ l0 _6 d9 d2 E如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 7 h2 E8 n! M6 G$ j+ O
4 "I saw a pork chop"
1 _* f7 O: a% m! o我见到件猪扒啊。
' D- N$ P7 t) h7 g5 Are you road? 0 Y, r* |, p" k5 H5 s
你系咪路啊？ 4 a  U6 p- B* `" V" g/ c
6 What the water are you?
" U& u$ ~+ U4 i1 O8 d- a2 k你系乜水啊？
  P1 Y0 B# T6 M5 D" w6 \9 g) f7 Do you big me? 5 M0 P- J+ P3 M
你大我啊？ : }6 N, @1 a1 Z. d/ k
8 Zebra chops people. * a5 o$ t: |; ]
班马劈友。
9 x0 K1 A! b# Y9 N/ `) |9 The king of the cutting girl.   V0 v6 L0 T; N1 K( p) u
界女王。 8 e; B5 W/ F! o
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
5 S0 q+ H9 V% n' v6 m批我个头俾你当凳坐。
! t6 T9 E" W5 G3 U% R& X* e11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
8 C! k; F$ ?- w: V5 U- _你当我无到？ : I  f& ^8 E9 }# {# ]0 S
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 6 D( T9 d% {3 W
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ( |0 n$ S: F( A- J
13 Today I was very black son. / U. Z9 u8 G) A) V. p
今日我好黑仔。
% m0 o# V$ l1 m" R. t, y14 I am wearing grass. ' ]: {3 W4 o& i/ l
我着紧草。 + J# `- A+ w6 `
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
! ~$ w/ d- p8 a1 ^( A8 b0 K0 [' }4 N你未够班同我讲数！
* m. J4 v* q1 d+ J! K* ~5 b16 Two beat six.
. F8 `" e$ a/ ]- v二打六
; K" s* |1 ^& P; b17 Two five son. 9 B1 d* d7 [  P4 l( \
二五仔
3 f, a5 R) n% [  a% `18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 : [" I5 {! l' H6 C6 N
琴琴青 + O) ~. p1 |* Y8 ~( r
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 2 P$ l' r- e5 C8 d; ~; q
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 0 U9 E  u- ]$ y7 R& q2 J
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 # }, \# ~0 x& g8 ]! d5 V# A) ~- c
蠢蠢欲動 。
: p  R: t, E1 ]. [21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 " p) B6 r/ Y0 ~% e0 T  N
人山人海 。
: h5 t1 v, s; Y: L7 g* R22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 / k' v8 e% L- ~5 s9 W
你算老幾? ' B; P$ p! t6 i+ b
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
" s& s% u9 D. |6 C; d' u! \9 W. ]你講乜鬼? 4 P! [& `+ U: G5 l& X, s4 H5 Y; k
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
3 K# v3 ~/ D2 W  q' a. S我驚你有牙！
7 x" I! i) w" q8 ?& q4 [" \+ p7 j25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
% z( K. _6 J/ f" c# ]; s, q心花怒放。   
, M, k! j1 h! J! R* x# p, JFish skin
+ b% Y9 @/ ^% ?鱼皮 。
4 c+ `8 n+ W6 S+ ]9 C5 ~- PMonster of blowing water.
1 [6 e  r/ s: D! W- w吹水怪。 6 h" t' Z8 g! ?0 B3 d1 C7 r
Face green green
3 }, ]1 \3 ?8 U4 I0 t0 T面青青。 9 ^. N( @6 a& `/ Z) w( n& v) e
You see road carefully ! j/ a2 f% I7 r% g0 `4 Y$ b
你小心睇路
' z! [3 t9 c8 O) C( e9 N9 D7 b3 eYou go to street carefully
5 c% u2 H1 J" w: N1 j  }0 z你出街小心D。
0 R  n2 c$ [* |3 O- `. UDo the world
  Q3 W* r: T, {& j$ l$ G. \' c3 q做世界 。
" S' y$ h. v: v: yBig tea rice
! k& m5 f7 `( u/ I6 k: ?大茶饭 。
' ?$ J$ w/ `$ J1 [: `American chinese not enough. + I4 u: Q" C2 Z! q* g8 l
美中不足。
2 M- f6 d# H1 Y* _. z2 [King eight egg.
% P4 N# N0 R' [6 b- N/ L+ @: r王八蛋 : a& P# j0 b: e9 w4 J$ k
High hand.
) s" D; p" e( O- \) e' e# p高手 * D; ]( T2 g9 b& d

/ s  q% U2 j- _& P1 W) w0 WOld dot.
5 W' {* k% d5 U3 a- }老点
, {9 q- g! n$ i9 p" b# pOne old water
) G$ p7 x3 w4 W9 z一旧水
2 w. t+ |% s: H$ C. J3 [I know your mouse. ! o/ l9 s, {: y9 ]0 @/ O
我识你老鼠！
% b) r+ t% O7 }) K8 c8 f% RMeasure water/Pound water.
4 s' o3 D# C6 Q  V  `4 P4 o磅水
" ?: q$ R/ J5 ]& PA dragon service. + A: ^# k$ [, x6 N* b$ _
一条龙服务 6 G/ Z( [% y! X! q$ m
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 4 E7 C0 A" h6 [2 H5 `+ m4 F
我吹鸡打你班友。
9 U& }" D' U& N6 R/ N% Y# oYou jump building.
4 z# m9 T( o- `  Z5 Y你跳楼啦。 7 \: F! P- n# ?' O& q( ?* W6 M
You come back home and eat banana 3 N& J  i; t8 m$ ?7 w
你返屋企食蕉啦
- ?6 a- U% Q2 ]1 {! EI give you a hair.
5 ~6 Y, @' o7 G我俾条毛你ar! # I4 ~7 Q, X# P9 B

* }* s# u6 R& U' d2 A7 M0 L% VCollect skin
3 X0 l% A: O7 `7 B收皮
' a5 Z2 i2 y# A* V1 T3 dCollect father
# [7 E# u# x# t1 h收爹 4 J# z1 q! q; X
You give me collect father. " ?5 }4 S! q8 c. M
你同我收爹！
5 a1 f$ ^' U8 Z0 C+ P0 ?% c2 R8 @Laugh die me. 3 e* G, W1 A  b# I! n1 U
笑死我。
" z0 i. N* W/ NYou give me stop.
; @# ?, k- I8 o- e. M9 f你同我企系度。 " ^4 O) m. r" m+ C0 I% N( F/ E! J
Eight woman 6 ]& l1 O# J" i
八婆 ; r6 O$ \' }& Q3 @* J4 ^
Eight woman,you are good! * ~6 b: B! K7 u* E
八婆，你好o野! & f1 s/ X/ m3 u' j, t
What the spring do you do? / b  M" I& l' D& M- j2 I% K
你搞乜春啊?   i0 o2 e$ U2 g4 ]3 t
A dog of eating dung $ Z* W% ]: S) c
食屎狗
% \5 L, r8 H3 _* p, lA ghost of ass 8 H' I! W- W' ~( L. P& R
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....4 S- [. q5 H0 O) X5 l
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
; q4 ]* y& Y* Qthis is not hong kong style english.....4 N) w  c+ k5 P, w
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....0 @: Y! D/ V  h6 N% Y( p) h! @. p
i've already ban this shit...
6 z7 y1 n9 o' y6 S; Jdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.