香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
0 k0 Z4 E  ?! B1 W; `甘多人死，唔见你死。
' `! T3 [2 F* h3 B# Z2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
" g+ t6 r+ V  W$ H7 h, {你教我以后点出嚟行? 8 H, t% s' {: E  z/ Z4 o
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 4 a2 D" G3 W! p' U- s: p5 W1 V3 ?, {
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 5 y2 Y9 Q* \" A0 l- R4 c) d+ C* m
4 "I saw a pork chop" % F7 I* Q. d( ]) y) x
我见到件猪扒啊。 " s* j5 L  ]$ ]5 F
5 Are you road? ! |- p( \! Q, Y; I
你系咪路啊？
) i) z. B+ y/ R6 What the water are you? , X* {. ^. S: Z3 A% G6 s* g
你系乜水啊？
$ ?& R6 G% T; e4 B1 l6 s3 b/ h8 y7 Do you big me?
% Z8 y8 I' o, M# p  F你大我啊？ 4 U5 Q! N4 L# X  b- J7 x; c
8 Zebra chops people. 3 t( ^1 A% t, K) u& F2 ^
班马劈友。 * p+ H; I3 y/ t" G
9 The king of the cutting girl. ( M! A6 S- f0 g% e2 j% J$ b
界女王。
$ P1 F" R/ L. f, {6 D  x10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ' Z, K' h) \( O& W/ f; |5 [0 B+ f
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 # Q2 l  Q. B' o) Z
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 0 Y+ E, S1 ?, _
你当我无到？ 1 y0 _9 l* E- B# e' o: e2 b" w6 j
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. % ?  N0 p9 [# T. C  m; v# t4 Y) z$ [
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ * I  I7 M/ P8 ?* o5 r
13 Today I was very black son.
. G* U' H( l! ~  ~- c今日我好黑仔。
$ W; P9 ~2 [1 _8 Y! n( q  N14 I am wearing grass. 4 ?9 z" j4 D8 ~/ G) ^9 h3 c1 g
我着紧草。
! w2 }5 j, p) W. B/ D$ r" R15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! / L0 `9 A3 Y8 x1 k; ~5 V2 q# d& U4 T
你未够班同我讲数！
, n9 C% u7 a3 [# q16 Two beat six.
, F, b1 K+ k! J1 U. \二打六 4 L5 C! ]: |1 ~4 t( Z
17 Two five son. - x5 u) c: K. c
二五仔 - V6 M% G$ G  T3 Q
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 3 [1 D9 {& \0 g- @9 B
琴琴青
+ g4 ]2 _, K8 u19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
2 X$ ?5 i0 _5 x7 ?+ v/ _3 A1 f6 w. B我俾D顏色你睇睇！
: g2 {8 U2 V# I. ?3 b0 e) ~/ P20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
$ e9 |4 h4 x: e1 X9 G蠢蠢欲動 。
, h% e, z: \' }. s& s' t21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 2 V( T+ B" p# K$ p8 I  G
人山人海 。
$ P5 f5 b4 i# L( p. O22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 - ?) z* }* f6 Z" [
你算老幾? 5 g& e* W. z3 ]; s$ W# j- E
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ( l. g5 I( C9 y9 V
你講乜鬼?
2 i+ M" {2 M; P- F) D7 q24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 9 m7 L( Q2 N& r% a  s  g8 d5 g
我驚你有牙！ # U6 ?' T5 U$ n# _% r
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
( k- b/ M: P( t8 j- k心花怒放。   8 b0 h$ J. u& g" v) q8 C1 y
Fish skin
2 ]6 i: p* l# x* N鱼皮 。 * D% m+ f" f! v) R
Monster of blowing water.
1 W) l7 x/ W3 Y5 z* X- p4 ?吹水怪。
: O9 V1 w9 a. V2 }' r% n6 @Face green green
, t0 ~) Q5 Y& P( O8 g- \5 k; X面青青。 , j- z9 h7 H$ z( V1 a
You see road carefully
( b/ x5 d# J8 i. Y7 j3 P你小心睇路
: p) l1 k0 @6 U: |You go to street carefully
6 k' r5 O1 y) g2 M  A5 X2 y) y你出街小心D。 . N! Y$ `8 e. ^6 _0 B2 X9 E. x5 _
Do the world 1 U( x" i+ o. S7 l1 ~1 d
做世界 。 9 ?6 r4 }: a2 ~) O) D
Big tea rice * ~6 p/ J1 y' o- |# F- B
大茶饭 。 ! @, e. F8 T8 p. j) z+ S2 |
American chinese not enough. 5 a8 |8 `- ~- T) A, }) H
美中不足。
. D4 R) K6 K! T+ W4 g4 Q8 L. @5 @0 YKing eight egg. & |2 U& Q" E1 T0 k7 g) a
王八蛋 7 `/ j+ N" q3 `* b  ^9 B5 a
High hand. / Z. _/ R1 M- m% B/ O+ Q, I
高手 ! \0 {" {* ^, P$ z2 o& x' w
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Old dot.
6 v' g/ j( ?1 m0 ?6 H0 m老点
8 Q. J. a% p8 B6 e. eOne old water
  E8 I5 K) X& D9 w一旧水
. Z: [& f* ?. b: N  cI know your mouse.
  w/ u8 [" L% @- d1 t0 K; Q" `我识你老鼠！ 9 s  h# d4 W; y5 \) @: f4 @9 J" G
Measure water/Pound water. ) ~# ?% r5 ]5 f2 T. e9 O
磅水
% L2 h+ [$ K, W/ H: ^" hA dragon service.
; h8 V5 d4 g1 C( c9 J; V) ^一条龙服务
, ^1 ~* ]9 L  j; U, ZPump water. 7 c) D% s. B; L9 o3 ~9 K8 c$ g' f
****
6 Q) p" t' E" d* b! XI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. " _/ b5 E- e! i
我吹鸡打你班友。 * B; ^2 ?7 y4 F
You jump building.
2 j9 a3 F4 ?- K' g; {你跳楼啦。
/ b" I. t, F( r% O* R# F6 zYou come back home and eat banana " w2 @8 }" ?: ^) f- n
你返屋企食蕉啦 % r+ v& ]" P8 q
I give you a hair.
( l, Y+ ?& V& f. f7 o! z我俾条毛你ar!
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' s4 U: t. }" Q  G/ G. B2 PCollect skin
- e6 a$ ]+ X7 L+ A+ ^# A收皮
! `2 k' g* D. f4 Y7 hCollect father & |1 ~4 t; g; I
收爹 3 ~/ T7 L% g  q
You give me collect father.
, i3 R" V0 L/ E; }$ e- K你同我收爹！ 5 ]8 J9 u+ S# P$ I  |
Laugh die me.
# x5 ]) l( k  g" t笑死我。 * ?) n+ P. ~7 ^7 d$ K% ~  J8 A; ]
You give me stop. - ~4 y3 a+ W5 t: N* }+ T; S
你同我企系度。 $ D% {; o! ]8 l6 _0 @# ^
Eight woman
! A' q% E6 w1 A9 U0 T八婆
+ y/ Y3 h8 w' V) t$ OEight woman,you are good!
* R' J& G$ R, `+ w9 T$ m- R八婆，你好o野!
# J2 i7 }% H0 I! HWhat the spring do you do?
! Q- K6 A9 o- J6 u- q你搞乜春啊? ) p* N) Y# }! n' T; z( Y
A dog of eating dung
, x; V1 S! b( A: N# H+ U4 |0 U$ Y/ N食屎狗 / L/ H0 ?/ E- I. w% C& k
A ghost of ass
8 K+ }+ e5 h- Y0 X1 N屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
0 Z% k( l  o$ s" Q8 P都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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5 u( _  p0 x4 J% P. I2 A
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......0 k- K' N6 r: Z6 v
this is not hong kong style english.....4 f9 L1 @3 }7 E/ F
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....1 F. e. T, f! M9 X) s% u2 P
i've already ban this shit...# T( R' i$ x7 g( b2 k( E, O
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.