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3 `' C; v: d' h, y1 著多件衫呀 (不論寒冷或酷熱天氣警告都會聽到)# Q4 L( m0 U7 J: w0 d5 g

3 _" K- k: R! p8 f1 T7 R7 H& \  R/ P2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)& y1 I: I) `" H5 H1 G5 [

, O' l& P1 p7 S3 v8 B$ Z/ |3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)& A7 b" H. e" N. }
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3 W, W8 Z( m$ H' ^0 N/ |7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)6 P& ]4 j" V+ \# `

% \* I6 j; k- W" F# Q7 \4 y9 q8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)
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10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有)
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1 p" b5 N( H$ s" V$ z我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:. b7 x, e/ {( N  C, y) s  b0 t& E
正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:
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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

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我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good