港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~4 s" v- o; y  H* @2 R, z
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/ a$ v) q2 S* H( P& O: Y0 ~4 Z（轉）港式英語 # ?9 u# E/ A& @% k! W: v; A
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ % }3 W/ G4 ~( U
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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4 ~" d! y# g; z4 C* ^2 ^5 v0 ]' MI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ) O; m1 x8 S: p' N. V. S, l3 a/ _

* i1 ]# {7 h9 t# `( v/ u% HIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 5 r7 A7 n$ Q6 g

( _8 z8 ^8 L+ X& {9 V/ [+ l5 BFish skin~魚皮 。
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/ F  R) i4 G5 x9 i# AFall on a street@@ 。
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5 B  J$ m' R: d2 B( u6 _  Vfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水8 K( ?7 d4 V2 i: m, d8 B2 X' B

: {2 c6 _# A+ w1 TMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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3 s6 ^1 M# f! @& b0 q1 jBlow chicken吹雞 0 n+ V. c6 G; O- Y* Z6 N

! B( @+ K6 B5 K8 F2 RI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
) D' f) F0 F# E: R3 D我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 4 b  g" i  w& L" R8 ~6 u

4 d7 s( F9 s0 }6 C9 {( NFace green green臉青青 。 8 K$ r2 p; z+ A5 E" a& _

* r8 \5 _3 {6 M1 F/ r$ @"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" - ^; F* ^, Y& b  v8 _4 a
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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, o* a) F5 y0 I: A! JYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 - j. M0 A2 i4 a
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ) s- x- c7 ~# `/ R4 s

, P8 {4 Z9 B! Z3 bPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 8 L2 w; H9 _" q- w

! l  e9 J6 A9 N# I+ J3 WAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 ' c# A9 E2 g" l5 q; t
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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, m7 [1 S$ |" |& w* a2 V- uWhat the water are you?你係乜水? & m2 @' ~+ p* `- Z) f: V" }* W

$ ]  c; A" l' b( IWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? # X# P  F3 A+ b

2 H& @  i# \+ u& LZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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4 z; F! F) p: t& A- i& }Big tea rice大茶飯 。 - K! {% j) B1 P7 P

* X5 ^: d" K  Y" E  zWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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8 S6 d3 T5 a- k$ ^6 X( @Cut girl 界女   j+ t) l, M& x$ W) }, J- [" [4 i% H

3 U4 k) m2 ?3 vThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 : ^# f0 H5 J1 Y. y

5 h$ O* @6 p. L4 z3 n8 gCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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4 M0 s1 P3 E% O6 k! L  CI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ , y) B1 r8 L" j0 S4 B5 H

9 c+ x# ], s3 w5 z/ X8 `2 JCollect father收爹
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  G+ }& y1 O  d% Y" A1 EYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ! u, @& f! K/ g- z
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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9 C5 p% F# t4 |3 RYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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" d0 m% z& {& F( k8 l/ @. DHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 : Y" `% y: o, g, c7 h  F/ ^
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
* p: R: p# k* H, H1 g7 P+ o# R你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 1 {6 _$ Q8 X! r0 H' o; Z8 w& f
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 9 S: ]6 B4 P. e% Y) V, I
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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$ x" r& @# R3 S1 x1 T& VBlack son黑仔 6 e2 K# x+ L$ q. e/ I

% ?' \% I% u7 n, YToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草 7 x& T  c9 M0 m# z
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 4 ^, s% o$ x' Q

% n, a! x# m+ X5 JI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ ! [; n) O" k) y, \1 y& }$ ?% T

! t" O% Q$ Q9 VHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 . p2 h' B3 r4 D/ H3 A5 |

2 z9 O0 B. d9 e2 ]To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 $ @+ Z/ r* g8 ~7 q! u* t

  ?- G- j& Y& m* G6 HGood mother.好娘
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  R5 u# D$ c! F. n# WYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點 " q% N% S" {" {5 x8 G

1 ?2 l- B) ^* v7 KOne old water 一舊水 1 U* D% k1 |$ L9 N; E
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? % U5 h9 q0 w/ w  W

: l. V+ j* ^9 {6 d' KA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 . k* Y/ C3 N5 u- V( a" u) p3 Y4 t
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 * |+ G7 x. w% l: J6 z  o

0 O3 q# z8 \$ ~( _2 J+ nA dragon service.一條龍服務
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+ C- K, V+ W! ~- n4 NHold hold water.楂楂水
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) Y& l& e% S) H* H% ~5 M- iPump water.抽水 : A/ U& k( k3 C! X8 g

% A3 g5 O2 u2 W# P6 z7 z1 w  PTwo hit six.二打六
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9 W+ z8 \. X' i$ o5 P' _% ~Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

architect

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳$ ^% X6 n6 z, u( k
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
! A$ a7 W2 z3 Y# u還有7 \/ [( z8 J) s6 E% R
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
$ }, p3 b* f, u7 `- x8 L+ ~I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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d人係連inner都唔識...
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tkc314

之前睇過啦..+ M/ ~# P" {6 {7 n9 G9 M

( r9 @  K* f" w5 I* `好無聊下5 b- U, Z2 X; k8 z/ y: M8 H; S

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Killer111

呢d野﹐可以自創。& v/ ?9 j" U; @, {; T+ _
例如：
0 ?5 B* }" p6 }& c3 W: Ugood rope 好索

奇

有d以前睇過& q" G; `. P8 j# `
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
9 Q4 T2 d0 U7 X8 @4 F, A& J仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123

so many ppl like that

tonyw

>If you have enough ginger$ h, k/ V6 I1 v$ O! |/ c3 F. N

. S$ }7 p1 ^5 x+ V( @( \& Q$ O/ g我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady

oh , thanks ! 4 f) @, c) D/ S3 r
i very need it !!!