[English]: Jokes..

小强

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4 O  a( l) U" \9 h1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4 b7 M; W; R$ N& O7 W3 k
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, w  ]( q4 P( o: v  F1 j" K5 S

  x, O3 o6 p: }+ ~2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 @- D1 |$ F; X5 ]4 G8 Qa.They give like hell. ( f# {8 T8 @( l& `2 u7 ~, l
b.They do not yell.
. ~) \2 f- a" dc.They do not tell.
4 q$ |# g7 `+ L2 `6 |/ I; Ld.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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" `! {' M1 ?; a8 P9 ?' i3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
+ S" \. a: m3 U3 s( x( f- a HEART to love him,
& T9 m6 J9 O! C  f+ k$ B' ^+ }! [- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& Q4 Q; Y; c4 A; k# r) j# X8 M- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 f2 M' v4 L+ r  F
- a SPADE to bury him!# j5 D% p+ |! f0 F. j; e' x' Y

& U3 U1 \7 E. T) F. w: r4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( j; `7 A1 H( I; J, n/ _Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?& R0 k9 n) o& `
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
4 R. a$ y8 D0 \2 c# W1 A) cThe arse hole is always in front of you.) L& Y2 }) ^; F

/ E# h& k8 g6 M. u# a8 `7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. l. d! I3 c. ]7 |' \" T
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!( r) e/ k8 A/ k% @7 e: m" |7 u# x

  K1 |. `: h+ A0 Q2 X$ d: }8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 O. a7 E9 {1 _, o6 w7 B) s
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great