[English]: Jokes..

小强

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- @  I: V9 s; H* [8 r1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% p9 C  X/ z8 B$ c% s
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2 N, H; u9 W, {9 Z8 P" v: J" g9 @! o0 Q2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 i" A1 o; ]$ G0 E: H) ?
a.They give like hell. ) }3 c# R" |0 X
b.They do not yell.
, q4 p- m/ G: ^, Jc.They do not tell.9 C; D% J  [' B" M( T# D, D
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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  `6 \2 U! \1 n5 V+ [7 u3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
6 Q$ h5 b/ B7 q- a HEART to love him,# M. z1 I/ w- ~( \7 s
- a DIAMOND to marry him,4 z  Q4 y: M  }4 X7 h  q8 u
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and# |. u5 m* e: n) L$ L9 _
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) Y8 [0 m( ?( N- G5 J
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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1 q3 F5 I% T6 i$ f- z5) What is the strongest muscle?
. s# A) Q! @" q( ~The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, F+ X; M( Y; i2 ^
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 g) L) R) O& r* s9 C% g9 v
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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. V  W5 M! t/ w& N+ k% {7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. X# D' J' P2 }" c+ ]/ sWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 m, F$ E- ?$ ?% v4 A& Y& M

  o6 [( u; V& R/ V8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: f8 z6 ]: S8 t0 ]" sThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
2 I+ t) A5 N, P9 V5 z3 Pkeep it up~~
8 X) N7 ?7 _* Y$ Y0 S4 ^- p. scheers

maksim2046

that is great