[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! S: V# l; H( t$ N. {# C99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
7 x# ?9 t4 W. p9 z( G! pa.They give like hell. - S7 i( \3 U3 ~, h0 M6 q
b.They do not yell.! Y3 U. G* r" c: M
c.They do not tell.3 R: b% n! Z& \- h& [
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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# f" m% ?3 D6 Y9 X' x3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
% W3 y* u1 \$ J+ j8 l3 v- a HEART to love him,( D# I" k) n' z
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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- a SPADE to bury him!+ I- D5 {" P- u
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?' z3 ?# t) W4 L
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: L$ |; S9 i% J

0 q% f/ V+ u9 V) L0 {# E7 ~  D$ K+ {5) What is the strongest muscle?% U1 n! ]! A2 l$ ~7 E. @- B/ n
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. ^- Z& i7 y& O; S% @

' Y1 W% u/ O# ]6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 H, H  x/ a- oThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. j" _- N! {. Y. c/ }& wWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: `% r5 c5 T) u8 S' C' t$ i0 \. R
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ I5 m# }, w) T& SThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great