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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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+ \# M0 U' Q4 W2 }. I性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ! R7 v% @" l$ y

  @, A- a7 O. B7 Q習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 7 ^% I' C0 k6 F! A4 V7 M
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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7 ^5 \  K  ^9 j6 D9 V/ n/ N性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ( t8 n/ R6 ?& v4 z
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ; Y- C: I8 s) w: v0 h3 R) e" ]

3 a6 [$ p; C" _% i昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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: C7 d; t, q" Y0 s% o9 R子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ( r; T$ p% g. W* k. T+ O* J
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine . G/ C) ~# F2 O5 ~! {8 c3 L' J! G
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, . t% L  N, b8 z* J. m3 i

1 T) |  N( ^% u$ H# B9 u& y- Y父之過 :It is all your fault.
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) n7 q$ B% K6 A: n+ X) D教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 2 A: v% Y/ r7 D* c6 F( i

; @6 o: o* q5 ~, R7 P* U& T# ~師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ( B! b3 F4 y% R9 g) t! p& w* q/ D
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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% x( E$ ^4 M, h+ j# f5 D& k非所宜 :but that is a real mistake % r) O- E6 v1 `/ K8 o7 M3 J
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged   N: ^& f9 x) U, m! ]
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 3 F- H2 k7 Q7 U) P. M% [. k

4 e/ ?) ~& u: |: c1 p' z不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. + p3 F/ Z4 M4 w: v% O$ `3 k

, }3 ^8 B: A8 K1 E人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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