<<新主題 | 舊主題>>
娛樂滿紛 26FUN » 吹水版 » 3字經(english版)
返回列表 回復 發帖

3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
  `: |, t% C! _" i1 d. t6 z4 e" O# Y0 O3 Y# S! x* g1 ]
性本善:Sex is good.
7 P# k, Y3 i! N2 |+ b0 l& Z) f' c# w$ v
性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
; ]+ S- B1 X# U/ S2 e( F- c9 @
' l3 S. _+ X1 r* ]" }$ v; \# ~習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 4 h  P' [9 N' n& c. y9 E
0 X3 S2 `# V9 ]& Z7 g; T
苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. $ n- y9 b" X5 R7 r) P9 g4 Z

! Q! u' W8 d2 D3 q性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. % f7 }5 K3 `8 ]! U6 h
+ J" u1 Q% X  d# Q$ m
教之道:The way of learning it
* r% k& |$ e+ r7 N; M
0 `  j; @8 i. g) Z貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 5 U! W1 M8 v9 [  V# H! @) D8 X
8 l/ W7 E1 q* w1 G# i: b" g
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
: d' y! X. w8 r: G
( T/ X+ @: D7 I, O: G6 _擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
2 c3 E4 p4 }! R5 Y" N& N2 P+ [# n
/ H1 ~: m; s  \- d3 W- T2 Q! w子不學:If you don't study hard,
; N) E: ~6 I7 E8 T! ~1 t' c, l6 E$ ]2 ~
斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ; q- m" k& P6 ?5 q

3 Y5 G9 J) K$ M; U/ I竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
9 K+ A. [* W8 g( {/ f
$ J$ ]/ K5 I4 x' N2 a9 a有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 3 O! ?  q* ?" @6 A% j. S

) u7 U6 V0 |2 k1 z7 ~' E. [教五子 :All his five son took it 5 x1 b+ ]8 G/ w8 u- Y- W% G

6 C( L: E) r" @名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
; _) A4 F( L8 \- F0 w4 c; p* F: b' @5 d) c$ o3 L7 ?7 h3 C7 I- e
養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 7 X. ~# ]: {/ w( O

) {% B& z! F8 |- G8 g* f- W父之過 :It is all your fault.
1 X2 E2 c) ~+ K: C% H! w# e) T) D* A. _) j
教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, , O9 V. n; }! I2 x; f. C6 S8 p4 S& {

. b- x" R0 K9 P  _9 U7 v( Y師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
2 I7 `. l. O" A  z8 H  f3 V' B7 F0 [8 ^% h
子不學 :You may refuse to study this
( x$ n  [+ w* c. @9 g
9 z2 ?/ p* H! H) A非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
! ^9 w5 v# s- M2 U, x1 {) l* ]8 I8 }2 q7 m0 K" S: Z
幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 9 \- e3 O# _1 M6 O, i
$ |# T, E* Y, X
老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ! g+ Y4 L$ I, q! o, X. H
" Q" V1 P; y8 C
玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
  Z& n  C6 G+ O  q+ J6 O! |% F, e% Q  A" U6 ]9 k2 A
不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 8 Q7 A$ ^. W6 _, r( u0 J8 z! ~1 }' w1 ~+ W

8 I! Y+ z# G7 p% ]  ]人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ' ?( K* x4 }/ I7 m' r9 Y

# b3 s% X/ n) w! a* i, i: O不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
  W5 b% g4 ^9 q' S% K8 g. ^: x# ~! V  h9 h  R/ H- u0 p
posted before
* K( ]- O5 a- m' b& h+ R1 \
9 t+ x( X) |' B0 u7 K# B [轉貼] 三字經翻譯成英文 (成人爆笑版)
小弟唔易做, 大佬更難當
飲茶你行先, 吹水我最叻 (好文區茶客 - 冰鮮潛龍™寫於人間死城)
返回列表 回復 發帖
<<新主題 | 舊主題>>
娛樂滿紛 26FUN » 吹水版 » 3字經(english版)

重要聲明:26fun.com為一個討論區服務網站。本網站是以即時上載留言的方式運作,26fun.com對所有留言的真實性、完整性及立場等,不負任何法律責任。而一切留言之言論只代表留言者個人意見,並非本網站之立場,用戶不應信賴內容,並應自行判斷內容之真實性。於有關情形下,用戶應尋求專業意見(如涉及醫療、法律或投資等問題)。 由於本討論區受到「即時上載留言」運作方式所規限,故不能完全監察所有留言,若讀者發現有留言出現問題,請聯絡我們。26fun.com有權刪除任何留言及拒絕任何人士上載留言,同時亦有不刪除留言的權利。切勿撰寫粗言穢語、誹謗、渲染色情暴力或人身攻擊的言論,敬請自律。本網站保留一切法律權利。