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人之初:At the beginning of life. $ }, r. R# `4 u0 J

9 _+ ~8 P) o9 {% I性本善:Sex is good. " P( C4 y3 I" j7 t: @- w9 O2 Z) I1 ?
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. * a% }8 F) |( ~3 r( L

- y: ?' g0 Y" R0 y習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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! V7 @' C+ E6 ]% k# j, \$ c性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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1 Q$ a  l3 b! x/ J! c. E5 l貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 7 f: h1 J6 k% j$ {& t
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. / P: ?  J% x8 R$ Y0 |

. W$ @8 p8 u$ q1 P- N) H# c子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 6 W; `, |9 E7 y" _& I3 |

1 G; V# }/ ~! Q# r竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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5 s$ A& X. r* @0 F5 c有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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8 d3 ?0 a! e3 W; C教五子 :All his five son took it
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3 X6 @' o0 i% ~% w名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, : e5 c; E- X; W) X- Y

1 G' l/ r& I7 n. {父之過 :It is all your fault. + n- C% p0 a) r4 E5 S
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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0 O( G0 d- i8 j; K' G$ \$ {( o0 P6 I師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. - P! C9 I& M' M0 R$ ]/ P% P1 u/ n
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 5 D8 ]; u' s' ?9 K

) R  U% j" X5 U8 A7 [) C非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 9 K/ |; z: f' Q8 ^; d8 [7 p2 _% Z

) G! k  u) }) B6 O, j# |/ T6 s幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 9 |1 x6 p% [4 A" E
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 1 r# ~8 L/ j! x$ \- O1 H1 `6 n

0 Z6 N7 r# Z9 G4 M' D不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 9 i) e$ A' x" q  c" u$ r+ n
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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