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人之初:At the beginning of life. 0 X1 r3 |5 e* e; E& D+ A6 ^
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性本善:Sex is good.
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3 j! X; J+ A1 \習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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0 _9 p& d( b& M4 B/ G+ k苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ' y  f+ v5 w2 ^' m
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. # L3 N* U" \6 }' z

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$ T! h& F* ?# _3 g4 A: V貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ! A  n$ t# Z+ n9 U
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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3 l( ^+ m  ~: ^竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous / G) [) g$ i1 a
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it * x3 h; ]- d) _7 I) @
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 2 E9 u# q/ b: C; f5 @# u+ s
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + _$ L$ o- Q' t
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this # F& E7 J6 w5 Y* M: B8 Q9 z: w
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 1 w1 E5 n, z, f+ X; x* d4 H& w. |( k
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.   u3 Z5 z' z" h

" G: |7 C6 \/ H7 i4 U# b人不學 :If you don't learn sex,   E3 l4 P- e4 M! w+ R; w
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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