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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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; ~% O; S8 {" I0 Q  y1 l) y  u性本善:Sex is good. ' W* z( D( {; }% Z- I( Q" N( G4 U

: c8 |; M' {; u+ Z" r6 N性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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# m: f- m2 I) p# v% z; a% Z  s習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. " u3 d! F0 ?8 v, s3 _( S9 q
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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+ t1 _+ ]5 \% E9 p性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. : c% O& P% h+ M' ?

$ v7 f. `$ o! j" g, a! ?教之道:The way of learning it ( c4 L, V5 b5 f6 _: m+ s+ J% `& k5 J
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. . W' Y+ L. C3 D8 Q0 o9 Y: G/ r6 o

5 t2 e' B; j6 H昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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$ |9 R# Y/ ?  S2 h6 w/ R, Y4 r( d擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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- c6 M9 @9 e( O) g竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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# ]% t( w- X6 L5 ]有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine : ^% |  w* Y) a: q  K4 X3 I7 B# n

& J+ F+ H: s3 H8 u0 c5 ^教五子 :All his five son took it
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' _0 {* r8 j, R6 _% G名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ( O; C2 P% J' b2 h
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ; r8 [5 i, `( r, m+ Q( r; F" {

+ t" W  @& j: R+ l* d父之過 :It is all your fault. , U; J; e( f1 Z. `/ W+ E
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, - ^1 L0 y3 U( v- [" `# \
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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$ O' T8 L, z: g, p* h2 [6 @2 @) R子不學 :You may refuse to study this / \9 I0 _" w0 b! I) {
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 0 Z9 c- c* {  ?. a

1 c7 C) J5 N* m- z幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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* h2 J0 r: M8 h( ?) c& W0 p+ }玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, . x% J1 i  v7 r

  f- ?/ f* H7 X- {  F不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 5 z# k1 G; t( n, V9 @5 l
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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1 e% y$ _; F# V' t; \" C4 V不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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9 I6 W4 c2 N. q* b+ C7 ` [轉貼] 三字經翻譯成英文 (成人爆笑版)
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