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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  * S p) |/ d. G
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# b* r, Y2 M7 s4 ?6 I(轉)港式英語
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- t7 g& I+ ?6 e6 ]# uPiano piano green 琴琴青 " f9 t& C% c, z( N
/ B* R# K8 w4 e2 m" pPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 2 U& x9 o7 H2 I" `9 n$ H8 D
, d4 E% p, \& GYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? ( H6 o& o4 W @* ^& ~
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 9 f0 u. I2 }5 Z" a8 Z0 z
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 9 @- r3 C# v9 D; j, x; S6 {
/ L3 R& N3 o* a, UFish skin~魚皮 。
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- I: Z! m* n9 x. pFall on a street@@ 。 0 w2 H+ L6 K- V. h3 U& O
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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- g; H1 j3 S1 b! jMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 0 H' g- [ e+ e4 t" U5 _: O5 q
0 u$ e" C' Z, M! [Blow chicken吹雞 : ?( s- ~3 w6 F3 t0 ]/ ~
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. : ?* c1 X& i# [3 w* \. `
我吹雞打你班友 。 6 G8 @2 F* M1 E3 K
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 / N. G0 V/ S& U7 h, q Q' N9 Y2 O
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ~- O' J0 F' [- P
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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z+ N% J9 e/ S$ ]7 y1 @You jump building.你跳樓啦。 6 Q- C8 v) Q9 k+ ~; S( [
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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/ d) ^# J' b+ \9 VAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 9 N3 ~8 {& c3 n) n
/ l( O5 m9 | n% _/ v* {$ u. {You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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: Y# p1 e8 Z1 G! E% R4 f. v- XWhat the water are you?你係乜水? # A. J9 d- u$ H1 u* R; J
% A {4 l% c# {6 dWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 6 {0 f' ~" z2 r
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 0 z: X, Y4 a! X/ W- W
4 q" W$ t5 K7 o8 P% l" C* `$ u6 m& @Do the world做世界 。
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x/ \. ~3 I+ G' e( {" [Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 ]# J3 L9 m% _& e( B; A; B; D
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 * u9 E1 ]' C9 S- c; U. i8 C' K+ i3 `
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 4 o. l4 _: v; d' S
, @1 S& ?% n/ J! r% B$ bDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ) n' t( B ?- p$ v. d1 i
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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9 K( {" J6 `7 q5 A! mYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 . m5 Q% l7 ]1 M
' j" L2 w( t; A' h3 c* v# Q) DHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ( R; N) t' V5 V1 N
: O2 j. r" p# b* w9 YYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
0 Y6 d$ ?. u4 O& O; @7 a# w0 z) \你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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' j4 a& [, T8 ]! c& C) x1 REight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 3 x) g4 ?# ]; b# X4 B
7 u) u, `# G* H# y- w/ [King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 * D* W T0 w9 B" T/ c
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! A6 Q/ h( S6 a- |) w3 H* T
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High hand.高手 1 H7 @9 [* J. f8 Y% P" r; k% e
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 - T4 M) s, M: i4 I- B3 R
" _6 ~6 k: g9 p+ \# o% CTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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; r; w% c: U! j9 J2 i0 iGood mother.好娘 9 m5 O* d: h& X* S5 F/ A
; Q5 M/ x& R! d' Y. FYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! : T( n# M8 {+ {: G
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Old dot.老點 $ g% s! }1 c! a2 t2 `
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One old water 一舊水 5 c/ x4 n# h% y: j2 a. G& N
; F2 v" ~( f* p* v) ?! @What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 3 M/ _. n6 L( a4 w2 r. I
$ m* K7 a2 D) ?$ s7 sA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 9 p# A# |0 d" k, P/ P8 A5 f) G
1 O7 e' _* [( B: z1 F2 F' k' e5 YA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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" f& N& j; M. j: ~/ `; f2 PMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 0 o. C1 e4 l$ h, h
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 4 w& q" L5 W- d/ a9 v
1 j8 P6 j$ L( r; }) Q( GPump water.抽水
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. g) j" ^) E/ O1 nTwo hit six.二打六
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* \3 ^2 ^. f; ?- R1 j6 lTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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