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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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1 l2 z. ^) @: m' @1 J! z8 r(轉)港式英語
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; i; X0 g# X h* i s5 jPiano piano green 琴琴青 6 _- T% E+ ]) y! B+ b
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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2 L# }" x* b# f6 _! HYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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R% k$ z, w& `- m I1 M: @Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 % T; Y1 J3 m( I. J) A
. }& t3 e: t+ S' n' x' m l) ~fall on your street.""你個"K" 9 }5 d1 F7 l! M5 ]1 m4 u4 A$ E" C9 _2 @
$ A; f9 ?# A1 W' j8 \Blow water吹水$ f+ W5 G7 `0 v) v
( o. W8 _! G- {& @, R3 UMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ; Y$ B/ W& a" @" G- i% j i
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 0 J0 }5 D- o6 H/ n( Z( j
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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1 J. s# X4 I, Y. n" J* s& ]+ K" xYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 2 T; \- R/ w9 Z* x# l2 _
1 e ~& ]$ k" O( e. O1 [+ sYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ' {& J. Y" D6 P) @* }( U! b
; X6 Y6 d! |1 |2 ]5 YYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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5 _/ D3 x9 H" W0 }# K, [People mountain people sea人山人海。 * n8 Q- R8 K6 @# w$ j
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? * {: d$ {' T& e( u
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? * ?2 m: b" L: J" a
% |# J! [8 L+ F9 R; W5 z. HZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ' N- D. ^8 E: t+ s
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Do the world做世界 。 $ K- M$ S; l/ L
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 ) Q( F V% [. ^/ I- ?
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 , G5 f5 I4 i3 E0 i
u5 h; d4 N# S0 n0 W1 PCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! v: J3 ^8 x, R3 p, G. h ^
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 8 p) B# n; P( M0 P& g2 n2 T
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Collect father收爹 . z: j. S) N4 v5 q* @. S. U- s
; H1 }, K2 D$ g# b" tYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! @0 ^) y5 z" ?) e7 v
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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" j. ?/ `% P, g- M0 k* k2 JLaugh die me.笑死我。 ! E2 Z, d) E: l" Z# T5 N5 p
# U ^6 L3 E; b# i1 ]2 F5 v: {You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ) @ o% u) d2 A4 I2 F$ ~( G
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 - E0 B o: m: |
2 s+ m, Z1 ^+ l8 [; i9 kHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. " c8 f a2 R# D4 r7 T, [) E7 `
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 7 _, C- a( W! ~+ i& T& {3 a% e
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 # ]# k) L; [3 K( s7 e8 P* u* f: g
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! # _0 z4 h J- W- R; r, P! C5 O
- x) d* z2 ^' c. yWear grass著草 7 b, f4 t: a2 Q( A8 }
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 + o# q" v2 t- [$ z* @3 p% r$ d* j
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 1 R9 S/ x2 f' g3 O" r/ m# ~9 r
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/ I3 h# O! y7 W5 K' z; oA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ( u s' l0 m4 o+ q t" B
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ( M3 R: ?: ^1 X2 U5 D
6 e' o7 w( @$ K7 h: UGood mother.好娘 ( {/ e7 H5 H3 ~9 |% E! ]) `; Z1 x
, W; X) L( l5 d5 T6 c0 nYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ! ] Q; ]3 _* F* d; S7 S9 ^8 R
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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' ^" |, A$ }' y6 n x a: T# j9 n# PA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 7 j {$ A6 I! Z2 ^* T2 S7 N
4 u% B' J4 W. i* v: mMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 ) p/ k+ v* b( U+ N" S/ \* B0 L4 U! y
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 & l8 L9 w4 X% L$ R
' t: v( X- {" J# r0 g3 pHold hold water.楂楂水 . w* y& o% y e) O7 N5 L
; @7 M7 j! W& N0 {# \( q4 CPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 , D% F3 _3 [! W: ]
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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