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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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0 l& q" w: V6 r+ }（轉）港式英語 + N# d4 ?$ U. J& F( T
2 |1 N- y* m% A8 BPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 3 U; k8 n/ N4 y3 k1 U
2 K9 `/ f: R; X% \# k% tI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ ) U) J) m1 c7 S# c
1 T9 A* I/ K/ E% F4 yYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ ; S* Z+ ?$ X1 }7 {9 a1 d( Q- ^
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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4 l1 b/ A) X% ~8 p9 cIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ $ y9 z3 [- r$ h- v1 c. [2 z
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 $ C! C0 A5 O' K% c q$ E
" O3 j. `+ k$ i4 c3 {Fall on a street@@ 。 5 e1 U7 @# J5 `. B, Y2 }/ b
8 w% c h0 r( J7 nfall on your street.""你個"K"
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3 m- T. `2 D, V( C4 [# ^7 G6 @Blow water吹水
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+ b# t" F7 q, ^3 t c$ ^4 \2 OMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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) J; K) Z5 w' k3 H" FBlow chicken吹雞
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6 H: Z: ]* A# ]) bI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 7 [0 w4 G {) [/ V5 l
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 4 j; P& B* T" m, o2 |9 i, S" r
e4 A U6 x% ^: T"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 0 v: U, H+ Q2 w9 Q7 i
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 . d: C" O5 \/ N6 X% b* a5 p
) D! q7 c2 s% J5 c3 }1 iYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 # T6 ^% R% T( _! \7 |
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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( [. K, n2 n( _People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? - t6 J% u8 o" m( O0 D6 Y
g( l+ t8 t! c3 c- d, n3 }: IEat banana食蕉
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7 v: v' T. i8 C9 H/ KYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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: w3 [! _+ ^7 f$ Q& CHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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7 N& {* c. G$ T [' u) Q( B/ gWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 4 S2 ^ r1 ]* B! X; S- a. x
6 B, h: E$ m# n) w3 C4 D w' PZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ) u- O5 o2 a! W2 T3 T$ k4 u9 w+ _
- k% b) z& ~) t) E8 H$ rDo the world做世界 。
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! C. {0 K) a- ~! b0 tBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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5 O/ V: N1 S. a/ b- tWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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, c. F \0 F2 d) S0 |- pCut girl 界女 ) T0 ] v+ p {0 q2 r L
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ 5 r: i3 G. N6 ~) O/ P
" `9 v4 ^) g8 p" X! Q" ^I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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4 z" _8 m5 A Q, q% m# QCollect father收爹 , @) w8 S0 w5 R2 k
8 h& B" G- U @! G& o9 q3 q4 cYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? " N( f7 j: z n/ A) X5 ]
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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% v) I2 l! |9 J) I4 v2 ]You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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) e+ [, T& y9 j3 _8 cAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 ) i" _8 b! G6 w0 A4 [: n
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ' R5 ~% @* u g5 {$ t
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. C8 c! b3 @* l8 H! b
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! + o! ]+ \/ y+ @6 a _, d
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King eight egg.王八蛋 6 D- a& P4 _- D3 @
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草 5 N! _7 Z. `) L, [
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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/ l0 m h0 B% vI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ . M6 q0 d, I1 G. b4 c2 u3 ~" Z1 Y
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High hand.高手 0 P+ U7 f; P% L3 [
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 2 ]7 X$ h" z( w: J3 j8 `% k" q4 {
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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5 Q. [1 G/ Y% W$ w4 z- t! A! iGood mother.好娘
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7 P+ J1 Q' B* _5 @8 _# P$ [5 T$ }You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 ; ~' E @" E. a J/ {
" s$ l. t3 O) m0 F, xWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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9 o e6 h" }$ X6 @A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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, R( _" q2 @* \" Z: iA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 6 u: T" J/ K. N7 G, x+ K% ?/ n* i
E. r+ Q& e) b$ s: I/ n% g; GMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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4 M, G. p5 b( Q; b) nA dragon service.一條龍服務
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$ T* Q2 ]) Q \! x# f. ^7 d" v- VHold hold water.楂楂水
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0 _( y9 A! c9 YPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 * {3 Q- o9 w- |# s1 w
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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