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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ 9 E8 [5 {. d6 C. v/ X' B- X
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6 e- M3 Y/ q$ m* f: oPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ( }6 n" U1 X' t ~! u% Y; `2 P# ]
) @/ K/ D' y* n* X" X) _- fI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 1 m6 [' ^1 ] L1 @+ D
a7 L1 s$ z8 r O' KYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ( x7 K4 j' }8 q& d: `3 ?
$ ]" l+ t+ I2 f% M- JIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 & x' o) x4 C) S# Z1 b+ M/ [
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Fall on a street@@ 。 0 [3 q4 T1 N) _& }& B6 o; c9 h3 @
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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0 g& w2 _" l \Blow water吹水
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& b+ V, p! x; aMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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! F/ ^) T2 o9 B4 V/ H hI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 B9 {2 L* T- S
我吹雞打你班友 。 - U2 b: P& a8 u# L# Y8 D0 P3 ^
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 : z y, j( _. W$ H% ^% G/ c2 V' I$ j
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Face green green臉青青 。 ; u C: s8 R* d& Z; V
g5 }9 s2 a- _% u"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
5 x4 q4 X" ~$ Q/ w: O點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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: D8 J+ [1 a YYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 " B% k8 M# j5 V# y5 w a
; Q& t" u0 c. Q+ vPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 0 M; }4 y; L6 _% U+ e
0 S+ S2 ^9 k+ {( Y1 j8 W( [6 h5 pAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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" v( B7 p$ B. Q6 j, F* CEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 0 o; u4 h0 R6 n$ v% |( |3 D
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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# d' w. Q6 t5 S& w8 tWhat the water are you?你係乜水? % s" t: ~% T v% d
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 8 c6 ^* p' L5 H- {- G, z; }
/ ]9 x9 |, _! TDo you big me?你大我呀? 7 e" @- G" P# t% u
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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. w3 G1 y' b QDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 , l$ _3 i2 R- c% `- X+ ]
4 I+ i; \3 K% X! @9 V7 G" ~What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? i: t- H$ M, U8 T
, N0 I6 W8 D/ f- q8 t6 \: t3 t' mCut girl 界女 1 l' w# h" O1 k j, ^
" q) v' e+ }) Z6 Y4 cThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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" z( L2 \' F2 Y: Y0 p4 _! OCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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1 l; w1 y4 ]" m! |+ BI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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. O3 P4 [0 D q, |$ ]" E) wCollect father收爹 9 ~7 l+ X3 S$ z, c* N; E4 G3 ~
% X1 r7 ^9 @- T# x" z2 Q, FYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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3 \- D) p5 S5 ?. [8 cLaugh die me.笑死我。
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- W- P0 r/ A, d* }, QYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 $ P9 L* k' j8 S5 r4 C
* M( \ M# e( z; }American chinese not enough.美中不足。 , x9 M9 [/ k2 G+ F+ x
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 . M' ]2 q" R: l3 G' H
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. F7 } N1 ?. @0 D# l; w8 a0 L% g4 ?
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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5 `$ P6 \3 c3 u$ s9 HEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! * E* a& Z$ V! ^, C+ i. j
5 M' c) o+ U x* M1 h6 KKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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0 g8 U# K. q' G5 J9 ^, x1 v( d. a) nI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 " X7 ]6 E5 U$ W
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 1 c6 |% L) T7 C' Q
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High hand.高手 - f# B8 T! d4 r: e
! ?2 e0 }. G5 |3 U% ~& R$ bA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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. } V- _- y8 jTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 # L! ]- C( D& F: w5 T% T
3 y+ o9 K2 ]6 ?$ R0 yGood mother.好娘
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) R: o p0 R+ L* r. MYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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/ s& g7 s+ A9 W6 y8 TOld dot.老點 $ i9 V3 V7 m3 q" n0 V
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One old water 一舊水 ) ]! t) O& d' j& X3 M+ V2 L
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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& S" m8 K3 O" V, c3 |# w/ E9 wA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 . Y- _3 Q) k( s7 C- d9 h" ^
6 b" Z! C3 W- _ l5 KA dragon service.一條龍服務
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; m3 \3 Q+ n* i2 m' CHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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/ L. T1 u* g+ g% `* e1 A. }+ jTwo hit six.二打六
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( W- C9 z8 Z- ?4 R$ b; V: ^, l9 a# fTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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