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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ 3 T4 ^0 B. K% Q3 x
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) l9 \. Z" s6 k6 \Piano piano green 琴琴青
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6 G) k# a8 o0 w% k: JPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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: R4 ^3 E+ x' K0 B" VI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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3 B1 [- a* G7 FI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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+ g- T# b% Q6 h. R z- r* M0 t& cIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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7 \" n1 e V" {8 n6 V' i/ DFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ; d$ t8 G. H" g# r
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 9 R& N: l* ]* c/ h; j
" n+ ^/ q7 ^4 [1 v5 N1 v, mBlow chicken吹雞 ' i: Q6 v% Q z4 r8 K. Q
+ g4 ^4 ~* Y9 UI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 L; q/ _* v) U/ c' V4 n
我吹雞打你班友 。 5 J) E) f8 [, G/ |1 U0 |6 K1 Y
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 1 B" F4 F B1 V. [: @- V! A/ S
4 ]% {' v! W1 V3 r8 h! s. |Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 1 k9 s l m' @+ W: j* b
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ! B$ I' k6 j$ H. M9 Z7 N
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 - i1 Z' n" a! ]0 E- V8 T# `" q% d
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 , H r6 K7 [7 z9 q0 T) g6 ~ W/ H
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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" x+ ~3 E4 j# j! U. \Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 ! d- Y9 N- _/ X% [
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ' P) }+ j; S$ F' r
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How senior are you?你算老幾? . [( P" m s; I+ V2 F2 m% a
# V, I7 c9 ?! O! B) wWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 2 F: U3 s- g9 }/ Q
3 h5 m- i9 J8 ^ D) l, ~7 F5 i0 N" KWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 9 G% w; C0 C5 e" \; j
9 u% A6 M' P: i# j9 @( sDo you big me?你大我呀?
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& n0 Z4 s6 k1 E3 `9 g5 LZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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7 v, C' B. L l: R& B0 M& YBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 1 O P3 K, E# b+ h* O$ e( n& e
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Cut girl 界女 h+ Z8 O7 b9 o; ]" @+ U) z- E
4 z9 L5 n/ b/ KThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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' r2 \$ v5 c0 o. FCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 0 n6 F6 { ^' A5 O) G
8 O% w/ I) l rCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 6 t% P9 M5 r) u/ [
2 `/ ]0 j# B0 t0 BYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 " e; ]9 A9 v5 Y' Y5 w2 Z% W
1 ^8 i3 s( p# J* W" VAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 4 D6 f, T/ C+ j6 _
. k3 L$ \( G1 ]Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 : q7 ]4 ]7 v' B
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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2 h( h. L' p" p3 s' ]" rEight woman八婆
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0 q* ~3 ]0 ^ r2 Z8 [Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 / B u, g: n% S+ `# H
9 |6 O5 B8 C. F) EBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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* V7 G2 [- {6 O1 h& s! bI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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" s# ~0 R! n; AHigh hand.高手
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3 E! q+ Z8 J* |+ {; yA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 j7 _4 d2 m4 U4 o7 r- c, m
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? / q) Q7 Z8 y! G8 Z+ Z6 ?- o
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 6 d! |: n5 c" Z* w% j6 y q2 ?
+ r9 }' [, ]) p9 l. [8 l+ z" ^A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 9 \! ^& a0 o: b; _4 j9 T
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 " z6 t0 a- L# h# I
0 A3 X! U/ k+ z8 n( jA dragon service.一條龍服務
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" r4 _: r0 R% f3 Y0 wHold hold water.楂楂水 0 s, q& E8 x: i2 j/ B H, Z
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Pump water.抽水 + I6 V4 ^4 z' g. T* m
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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