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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ 5 K R1 V& y6 ^3 r: j
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& y- g1 O3 h! X, O3 _$ u# wPiano piano green 琴琴青 1 X' U2 k: T& g+ P: r, {; Q
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 , }! x7 t' Q& u- W" K. d1 f5 q
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 0 r4 {" m( P+ M \! M
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 9 z# Q: h/ \% ?: p7 g; Y
. s& ^8 [. T; ?" wI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 2 F2 _& @8 s3 q0 `; u+ ?
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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0 U8 n: [% ]/ G1 y/ @Fish skin~魚皮 。
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- t: H9 t. @8 l+ Y) N, e$ mFall on a street@@ 。 - w- o# j) |; x9 L) l+ |. M: }
1 y" a, ~4 T1 N5 H3 i5 Zfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水' T# i' E9 d' v( i7 \4 y( [5 V
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 & F( _4 k, h# p
4 r" H( |2 V0 g# z0 F7 cBlow chicken吹雞 + ?& k+ P f- l7 F4 K
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
/ u6 Y& d/ I# v8 N我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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2 S) W. d4 t: e4 L4 g. N- jFace green green臉青青 。 4 J, d2 z; F- i7 W6 v7 X* n
; e( r2 J3 }2 ?" [" r* E"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
# A& m5 S* p* h( Q, Y' x: V點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 3 A/ H4 Y" P! Q: o8 g
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 7 U( s2 R! A3 y0 {
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? * c9 j$ z! d2 s, v# q4 ~& J! N `, m
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Eat banana食蕉 2 C/ r' ~) O' A
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 $ a) L+ Q) {$ V( _5 }
# T/ P/ k5 S9 ~) E% ^How senior are you?你算老幾?
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% I# C) W" W' ^, e+ W* d' LWhat the water are you?你係乜水? . @! i8 @3 ]$ a6 R3 A- a; Y
% U3 k7 b# A h [% K. mWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 5 A/ a) Z# J: a7 E; v
2 E2 P; n5 e: gZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ; a, U, g4 ^ S2 X: u0 V
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Do the world做世界 。
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# r1 ?* Q! w- d, g- i EBig tea rice大茶飯 。 9 G! |- w/ R0 G
& l: a; f' ^ {+ R; ]- p% R$ ~7 HWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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& X( K9 E7 k2 d g8 R& XCut girl 界女 ) F! [/ f& X; Y# I$ O/ N8 T
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 * o7 l/ a& N' C& A' ]2 G2 T2 I
9 h( T9 g) k* A8 P8 W/ |5 W6 |Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ 4 g2 c& M F7 d
/ e2 t" R3 A$ M0 ~, w; |) A1 ~I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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L0 Z+ @' Y S" {. k2 XCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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6 G6 n" ]9 D& k: C0 }# {Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 3 \: _+ I( U3 ^: L. Q, |' L! n
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 {$ ~; m; K9 g8 j, f
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 3 P0 C# h0 O- c- Y T! e* E
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ( W: P9 A9 q4 m0 {, Z
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 7 ^: b$ }( w2 ]3 U9 |; e1 N0 G! @
6 T* G% @( u# ]3 i* o& B# G+ ]9 c) L4 EYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
# J- ~) d$ k/ m1 E3 e你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 % U/ y- Y) f. P& Q1 ?
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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# M% c q1 }2 j2 jKing eight egg.王八蛋 : S8 d7 Z: {. I
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Black son黑仔 ) X: a X" t; c! x
3 `$ p/ N" N' y5 A! z2 s- h" UToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 , g! V: r# M; M% M) F) j. `
# O* P( K' I) Z, n' ^6 v5 F" `9 mI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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- @. u/ H4 u8 g7 l! v4 qHigh hand.高手 ) C( Q" r! v. e, I# d" z; g
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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& ~0 l5 ?0 T# c" \8 xTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ( u' s. d7 i/ W% h, ?3 V' O
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ + q% r2 N; f( c1 \* G& d
" c. o+ l; b0 ?3 ?Old dot.老點
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8 C# {6 q* l8 s3 N+ ^One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ( l' w/ C2 h; Y0 N! ]
F+ m" V! `3 I( tA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 : j0 `9 K5 `+ Z
0 `# ]& y) K8 i$ O. cA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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( s$ f$ c& \; Z ^( SMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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; C+ [) C2 N1 B4 w0 b5 xA dragon service.一條龍服務 ' a% ~' k0 Z* A" M7 O$ X
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 & z- Q* `; o+ e j3 a' U, s
4 K1 `: L) Q, ?Two five boy.二五仔 |
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