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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語
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$ j8 A& H! D  EPiano piano green 琴琴青   P) G' o7 R, K8 _
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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+ P! d. Y3 D7 A3 p1 \You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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+ T$ \1 v* r! ~- mI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ! r- F9 M( v7 I6 [1 F- p- U- d
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! " y; g8 ~) ?+ e6 X1 r( H! g

! B0 f9 ?3 ?0 J/ BFish skin~魚皮 。 4 O" _' N8 Z. u% o4 {/ C
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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1 S0 g, T7 r) q; `* \8 HBlow water吹水; a7 l9 O7 e4 U# t( ?5 I- x$ ?

& }' Q6 C) x) Q0 C* R8 }5 ~Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 7 M) ]- k& V  @6 g' S
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ' w5 ^/ P  a' w4 a
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ) E& h5 O; {9 e. n3 B" e9 P/ n

: E# B+ {3 X0 H% H  MFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
5 n: E6 W% \. f: O3 H5 r3 L點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」   y: t3 m) t4 _5 z' Z) T6 O
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 * t5 h% V2 M) N2 o7 e
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 + ~+ h4 v$ x: E3 U* R. J$ H

. R; w" K& A: c: wYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 ' T$ e) [1 W  q  q$ r' N8 Y* P
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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3 m& Y, o( ~0 t1 j7 |. aAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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( R, V+ x! r4 v7 ~' |" n5 l6 JHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? . u5 k5 o/ p+ }* F- o
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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1 x/ y0 |4 F  k& S  A9 dZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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; C7 ?% w/ R( ?% j8 z4 B6 `Do the world做世界 。 ( u* k' I- n9 k1 k% H% l6 |" Q
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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8 `  U/ f' L5 u" @. JWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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3 F8 i  R3 a2 n8 D, }Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 1 `7 C; ?( g$ w$ h1 Y2 N8 R
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! ( H* O! }3 q& r( U) G: a
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 9 x* E1 F2 R7 c+ M) j, @+ M0 }) i! I% A2 ~
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Collect father收爹 2 M2 g" O- Q7 K/ y9 \

4 B, Q2 N% G* h( C! _  F& i" dYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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$ ], _& v$ m; Y$ x- S1 E" @- xDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? - H5 i9 b! Y3 I, q% v

8 t+ v- D% K7 p+ l0 N& jLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 4 J8 v/ W, i8 y+ _

7 n1 b( H! w: T& \; }8 {' ]- NAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 ) x, v1 D$ P, \5 L9 p
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 3 _9 `& p3 X) t( c+ E. C, T9 Q+ p
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
; @8 e0 w; ?* `' s7 A) i/ B) w你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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% O, y) r0 l+ F; U4 [Eight woman八婆
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( P/ ?% ]- q; F- H$ I! zEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 7 @* i( s: b9 W
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King eight egg.王八蛋 0 w+ v' ]% w. {- g! x. ^

. H; _; e" L; K" y) aBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草 ( g9 U, \7 T, c# r1 u$ w" |
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ; i/ q! n% N+ r% {% s) h
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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1 _" h; X/ Y8 p1 i/ W4 U( dA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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" `1 x7 `$ J1 i% M) BGood mother.好娘 ! j2 o9 D, u2 J5 k& z; u6 N
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 7 Q) n1 r3 d( r' a8 U6 d

* @: y' p0 b7 l4 d9 qOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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8 G- h& _3 G% ^What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 0 L% h7 D# r  h  }! }+ l7 h4 C& E
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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# t' C* A: v4 f; _! m9 N% bA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 4 u; W- `1 l' ^8 I& [

& `( [; ?" b8 R6 ^! K2 o( y# ^Measure water/Pound water.磅水 & W% n1 \' A( ?' ~

% [. e. ^* y, f, v  }A dragon service.一條龍服務 . O8 d$ q3 ]5 c$ H5 c; S+ e
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ! w4 ]4 D, U- w. w
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Pump water.抽水
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, \/ v; g" x  @7 h; WTwo hit six.二打六 ! I) o$ b1 i) j. r' v

! a) V6 Q9 l- h$ ]Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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# z8 R) g9 `6 uyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳2 G/ x3 p4 U9 R  p& ]
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳! y) f% G, z' q9 }: Z  Q0 Q' I! F
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...: o5 `9 E. f3 O
用inside..
民主定民粹?
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。: A8 u5 b. a+ `  c8 A+ Q
例如:
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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