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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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  |3 x# O4 w9 b4 }! B& Z/ z  n(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 3 R+ l4 r* \. J( Z! H1 p3 Y

2 l0 i# ?3 j, T/ k( l2 DPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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, c2 u% p! N" |7 J$ Z) zI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 3 ^3 N/ A+ e$ E* x+ f" ]
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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3 ^; U# k4 L4 M/ {' m" FI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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8 w  P5 d  c+ f! j3 bIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 2 G$ p$ r1 _+ x% z3 k( u

* J* y# O& z4 Z% S  x1 ZFall on a street@@ 。 1 v- n0 T( ^8 I7 j* {; I5 ^' s! p
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fall on your street.""你個"K" . X; o9 X* X" @. a# m
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Blow water吹水
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9 S3 b3 {- H& ^: Y% u/ HMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 ! n* b/ X; P* a7 a9 L

( N  R3 ~, T8 g& q9 z- }1 U, i8 C2 ZI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
. n6 h: g, F1 d+ m+ E' N7 m我吹雞打你班友 。 & Z6 v( I) c+ `% c1 u) w9 t
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 1 O- i6 m3 ^+ N
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Face green green臉青青 。
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% |5 A& }" k4 s; n/ s# r+ I" q"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 3 C9 H8 X: H# c% U& A6 T$ Z
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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1 }( V/ m4 U" Z# d, D. j3 [You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 % z5 u% J; A( E) L

. ]& \/ l9 x" h) B& b3 k3 EYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 & {9 y: t5 l+ @9 T. r
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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7 y. p- k* O8 c/ m/ H9 g2 KAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 0 T- o- y( e8 s" g
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ; B5 L9 s- ~9 J1 B( I7 A3 K

0 q/ {8 }! @5 [9 HHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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. e8 j0 m4 K) jWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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6 t, V& `1 t  _8 V  A5 lWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 7 f- b$ v6 w1 m9 ^

5 i3 g9 f( _0 k8 BDo you big me?你大我呀? ) }8 W6 t1 ]# |/ \. q$ S1 q

' t: C$ \; K0 x) X+ D" m$ j4 FZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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% z+ }3 `0 T  b# kDo the world做世界 。 . |) ]" R2 g( L/ _, s

9 {+ {% j! c' t1 DBig tea rice大茶飯 。   X* ?4 G4 _) b  ]+ r% g+ x9 @

$ q3 l- G3 |/ u5 @What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ' _; D) M  X2 G6 Q9 ~/ k& Y

' T2 [1 p3 n1 `8 l7 ECut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。   l8 N' m7 U2 J9 g# z9 c7 c( V
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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; H2 U. B3 D" U" x( o/ `I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 " H9 X1 p' p7 G
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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: S/ h( d( o$ h: Y3 u$ c  HAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ( k9 i% k1 [2 x

, c1 J4 h, u7 |" W' k; fYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
7 b' S( R! L0 E6 ^你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! & n" A& B2 I$ ^+ D

1 ~/ R8 Y  g6 k* d) A7 IEight woman八婆   A; w% p/ V1 Y
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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, |7 a/ p" Y) V, j" _Black son黑仔 ' Z8 z+ ?% w( J! u7 U3 s9 f+ {
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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9 t% R$ B" Y$ D) }! @Wear grass著草
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/ T) @% p+ w( ^5 Z, X2 {I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ; ], _& ]: P9 A1 C" n. }" Q! K
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High hand.高手
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9 o9 m1 h# w/ X9 ~A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 % ~0 {$ V% U5 z/ v- i: m/ I

2 B1 s! |; F1 e" d0 Z- E0 iGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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8 M; P3 H8 M: f8 C" b  e( T. X* uOne old water 一舊水 1 l4 U" k9 y" ]4 w8 ?% Q  A$ h

- B* n2 \4 Y. S/ X4 S3 _What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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7 e% B- l& g# p: l- i4 E0 V) EA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 $ a; G" o+ W  U

  _; L( x6 M9 e' O4 n# [5 nA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 $ Z& B. l# o- q' p& {! q

# M0 @( W) U5 d% z3 d" J5 tMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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" o$ t/ _# f) I3 q8 H7 }. {4 Q" WA dragon service.一條龍服務
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' l- Z2 i5 l/ I% J% B0 PHold hold water.楂楂水
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* h# Z- R* R+ w+ ?( sPump water.抽水
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1 e: V0 p  u  U' y5 D0 ?Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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& [0 b$ _0 C( {& J) ayou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳7 o; b$ F" f' L% |; C
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:, `/ ?! D  k. q; y7 p' |! _# q
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳; o( J8 r1 h. }
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...& E% B  D; k7 L  m+ K( o* g
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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好無聊下  o3 }* ^) ^: Q' f

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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger7 B. R; Z8 r& F8 q2 E1 b8 {6 P7 q" ^
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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