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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  u% z1 H: f3 o! S" E9 W3 J
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i. J" ~! Q. Z( R(轉)港式英語
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: x( V* p7 i' z5 _Piano piano green 琴琴青 ; j' d% p, T1 ~/ h; ~; m/ X
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 7 t! z8 H4 g9 m3 F' `! \) K
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ( Q6 B" W/ N0 z6 P
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? " c6 L5 b- J- B! q
0 L3 `- ~; \/ ?4 y8 hI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 7 t6 J* X' F: k9 t
- E8 ?% x. F& `: |1 M* Q" EIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! " x& N7 w0 m5 C8 Q* [* e* b F
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 5 W2 n, x2 u$ A5 y, ?7 B8 f. y
, k+ |( c! t7 U& a: D* g' @7 VFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" + ~7 @# Y5 V* @: i
; a7 H$ P1 A) l* S; b3 }Blow water吹水 f$ A5 J% F' _& y; \4 y' L, K+ m
0 O" u% p+ W( ^7 t0 v* oMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 8 i/ W* ]4 i* M; @9 `
3 O) z: d0 @4 x' W7 EBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
2 ?6 z( h$ e0 O/ F& H& N. a( e我吹雞打你班友 。
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( @( E# w. ^8 h6 N0 a2 G1 P7 X9 ZStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 ' {5 [7 G1 q- c4 x; ~
; V- G9 y5 O6 R# G"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
3 F+ Z) V# B- I點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 * H' A. J0 |; m2 N4 B& ~
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 8 ^8 U7 q# w8 R5 X
) _" e0 S4 h( @) U6 {" BYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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. Z2 _2 I. O9 SEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ; K. t2 y: g# u# t
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 0 X! ^8 j5 K" v4 R f
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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! G% [0 ]0 G5 A& F. BWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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2 ?& u( Q1 M! s- r# W5 [' U+ \8 F0 _Do you big me?你大我呀? _2 d( ]4 p# X0 X# N- j
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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8 [. t G, C6 i/ p% g$ d- P$ \. rDo the world做世界 。 5 D4 g# W" N6 q7 O) [& ~* N
9 K; u! v" Q" xBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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|8 d+ f. Q. s3 [What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 4 E$ m) c. V+ l- E; f) M# @' G8 e
. N3 N& ?. V1 x9 w0 w9 ]% vCut girl 界女
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* ^ a: u) U6 V4 iThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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4 n+ P X# O. gCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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# B& u0 }, H1 J$ V( C1 BCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 9 W" ~5 ?7 L, y2 h; `7 M. c
# E& ]1 \' t! ]& \; H# `8 gDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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$ q& P0 t! d5 X* V7 [* v' s5 {3 lLaugh die me.笑死我。 , I2 i* y' ?7 E7 l
4 R* Q$ }" c$ n9 B( H O cYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 / H5 P" e1 r( M
$ G0 F' H0 v4 K3 F* G+ K7 K1 S; dAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 * R" F a4 u6 Y* W! X$ W
! a4 N6 e- z5 ?" @Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. . Z% i9 i! @! a' H1 Q D1 Q- d
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! % W2 V3 [3 N( s2 C! w( |" ^
2 m8 b) b2 g; y) q7 @* Z2 wEight woman八婆
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0 z$ s3 J, F- P0 \Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 ! @3 u9 H+ q0 C/ F
+ ]/ c4 T2 ~1 A) J- YBlack son黑仔 0 F" E9 x, [- ]: t+ m) X) W; o: } I3 g
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! + H- ?( w& J) Z% Z. V; {
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Wear grass著草
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/ d5 ?: Q# j2 S; k6 p0 DI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 4 ^" Z3 f" o, Y7 I7 I/ `
: H3 R7 j' @+ K' X+ i" K8 k) l' II fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ; b5 z/ a' l4 W" d
; v5 u6 d* P# {. F) R8 wHigh hand.高手 . @# G. H+ D h/ v! H! H2 N
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 # q! R# ]& c* ]. b8 ]' b
& H9 C" U, s5 e3 ^3 n4 UYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ) K2 T O" R7 Q$ g3 \0 c
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1 {( @- K" N$ N6 o( E9 }One old water 一舊水
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! h0 K" ?; M# p3 _2 ~1 U% ^What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 : J5 E8 T, o5 K2 H% p6 F3 E# D
4 u% T, M) D0 h) H: J2 rA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ( M, ] M7 A1 s2 s* g% ?% f
u7 C4 m" ~5 K) g. JMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 % {7 I1 j7 k' @5 F
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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- T7 x0 ]3 ?% x. C( A. t5 D# XTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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