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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ + u, D. G: T6 t& J, A0 J3 h* q
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/ b1 F, v$ @: b" }( E8 pPiano piano green 琴琴青 9 }. z m0 @* T8 K( Y, X
7 B1 q6 Y# n" y: Q2 QPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ + u1 {/ m c8 @) Q$ ~! S* S7 L
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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1 L6 }7 p9 b% a$ M' a- iI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ( h z4 |. [6 E- m# |
; w w$ w* Q5 d0 j) g! B) b/ R: V! ~If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 8 {5 U8 Y V1 C
( L- ?3 E3 v Y1 U& c1 m. t; LFish skin~魚皮 。 6 |; K+ X$ B1 f& ~6 C. x
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Fall on a street@@ 。 * `2 t2 I$ H1 h
& ]: c: @( J! ufall on your street.""你個"K"
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6 E5 c/ J+ ]2 s% JBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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1 i( w" g' M! X( _8 R- V/ JStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 6 U7 U! ?( C$ T9 \- N6 n% t/ `7 ]2 I: G& |
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Face green green臉青青 。
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2 V$ e( Y' n l/ k( U"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 5 ^- G! O) W3 [& ^% y9 j
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 0 o s' T, J- C
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 $ I5 ~0 d' u+ z! O) k4 f; P# p
' h: O) a/ [! w/ |! O6 b, O9 LYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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8 {* i& [% T7 m9 TPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 % S) z$ l8 n; b0 s0 Y/ a* c7 G4 ?. V
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 9 z, K% [/ f7 t! Z" L$ m" q& f" }
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Eat banana食蕉
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, K( W9 n& e1 |6 n5 S2 _& G2 oYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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# |7 ?# Y0 O3 X* H" v) T4 VHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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3 P" I9 R6 ]; y& [/ _4 EWhat the water are you?你係乜水? $ x6 K3 @3 i& v. I" X
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? : E- H5 w T5 t9 a- F0 r9 f- H
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 5 U5 f3 w" Y$ q; b% `: r
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Do the world做世界 。 / ~6 E# s. t# n8 G5 t# \
% a* _/ v. l3 S: X0 _0 Z) UBig tea rice大茶飯 。 ! R' v% i# ?; t0 N% V! D( b
7 r( s( q$ p/ T" aWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ' t, f1 b, M! _* e
1 }$ L9 j- P1 w6 ^$ kCut girl 界女
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/ l& K9 m Z8 _% S& M$ lThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 # E! L( H+ B) v2 d
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ + ~8 N/ Y8 N6 W, J2 W$ \0 z
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ & Q$ \$ v( ?3 q5 p( _
2 M C; r* l# f& ~Collect father收爹
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% }0 J* R3 h. k2 [* t8 b$ sYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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+ _) K- Y" p+ w; X3 rDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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, Y; P, r9 p, ^; G- {You give me stop.你同我企係度。 $ m: P$ U- Y; E* M
6 W. O2 O# }" o! D$ |American chinese not enough.美中不足。 8 V% V3 N l' F" g
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 : [6 `7 ]6 Y( Q: E% J0 ~$ w
; l' x% |; J2 g9 v7 Z& b( dYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
: v) j7 g5 u, N z* @1 S# M你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆
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; d1 ?$ `/ O# n. }# [* N! y+ d8 JEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 @& S( W/ _$ }1 y7 Y3 ]
! ]' A4 D# L! N/ p B1 DBlack son黑仔 ; j9 S# M( r. C' n! `/ ~1 _
; L4 a+ r4 x* h% ]Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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; {) V" D, Z9 fWear grass著草
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. ]) x- \! ?4 T3 KI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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. }! w# E' Q! D0 B6 nI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ * N! J u9 w8 K( {2 p0 L6 Z- q
6 {+ `2 u w! [7 I) e% N1 C/ dHigh hand.高手 * K2 r9 _# x3 B0 ]
' w6 O; o- V+ c6 [& j* k5 ~A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 : t! r8 I- g/ a' \% x% z$ O
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 * z1 E+ v0 e; X
( ^. V# g0 B8 n. CGood mother.好娘
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- Q1 _( p( O" w7 AYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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# O z0 V3 J3 F j! R: f8 wOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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+ w6 ]3 a I8 Z( gA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 5 b2 H+ s8 b9 @5 S
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 5 {& ?0 V% f# `) ]& P' R6 r
8 U6 w4 e' V6 @; H- t6 Z1 w6 pMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 * O: x4 S* e/ ~ u0 _1 D M, W9 p
l1 g2 o O6 DA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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8 T$ W0 i7 o" STwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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