香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. % p9 ?+ g6 }  c
甘多人死，唔见你死。 # ^7 p* D1 g4 H3 A4 z3 _
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 0 R3 V/ q' _; i
你教我以后点出嚟行? ) ^9 w: m& g& H) k0 P0 [
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ! H0 v6 l9 B! O, w: ?: M
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
) l) B6 E7 r5 E- G) d, s6 J4 "I saw a pork chop" 7 b# V( `, Y+ R) F' f) I0 {
我见到件猪扒啊。 ! q) Q0 ^/ b' N. {) o$ @1 l6 G
5 Are you road? * h3 h( @1 y+ J% P
你系咪路啊？ 3 e3 X: M: C. T. O3 {1 r
6 What the water are you?
/ k; ]; V3 k/ k1 H你系乜水啊？ ; X. M1 x% B9 a- M; {
7 Do you big me? 5 @! P* W' Q5 `9 B: v
你大我啊？
" R2 {( V+ f* ]4 w+ e* y3 Z$ g  [8 Zebra chops people.
8 H# I% v0 U0 |: y班马劈友。 - p) b  _6 i* Q6 ?5 J( F
9 The king of the cutting girl.
+ k2 @  L: c: c% ^+ W$ Y# K界女王。 - r' n/ G+ O( y" n) c, f
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. # o5 C7 o* \. V; K/ G& r0 T
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 / P" J5 _7 e) m+ i4 c! m
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? . F4 [% s1 g7 `" u7 ]) O
你当我无到？
0 }; s$ J9 v9 l4 _6 r12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
* b( M4 c- ^4 j你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
; d* X# L7 W! M  A) h/ [1 n5 l13 Today I was very black son.
9 {0 v" t# ?/ X; v今日我好黑仔。
. k# Y/ S$ b( a1 l14 I am wearing grass.
" _/ G5 B! ?( ]; t我着紧草。 & j5 }; m2 Z- n% R/ E0 N3 V
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
& g7 W5 C, S* ?1 T" z4 b8 S你未够班同我讲数！
7 T, B, x/ W0 L' _  p* a16 Two beat six. " g9 s, o$ A* A: H, j! m* X
二打六 ) ~4 {- J# I& V: `5 }( ^6 H1 u
17 Two five son.
* y& m. J: g1 R二五仔 ( S  y5 `& y' ~9 w
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
9 K: ]& {$ \. M' E" t' }: v琴琴青
* O" }2 o6 M/ r) y19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
! ~: E+ F$ e) a我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 4 }) z/ m" @% C
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 5 R/ p4 }0 e  R4 c6 a
蠢蠢欲動 。
6 U+ o4 T- E4 I; P" S# k21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 - q' p/ y! J  P6 o) \1 y
人山人海 。
2 o  l" s) g# ?, e22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
5 v7 z; u+ F5 r你算老幾? 7 X, {: t  K' m3 A6 v& u  Z* \
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
. T. @! J0 Y9 |, ?, h你講乜鬼? & ?, l4 s% ^0 w$ k0 D* v9 r
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ' J: b$ o# x6 T! f: [" \+ |4 B
我驚你有牙！
  x& O  b; ]* t: f* `6 S25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 . ~) Y& n4 b, P. d4 B
心花怒放。   8 L1 x% Q( l  J: z& }
Fish skin 4 X6 A; }+ f$ O7 I( {  @
鱼皮 。 - `' v% R# g6 S: j
Monster of blowing water. : ~. b$ i2 H: ]# V  Z. P% [  D
吹水怪。 ! s  ^$ B  ^# U# U7 n5 N
Face green green
, d: N4 _! J  e$ Q7 B8 w面青青。 / y4 y7 {' z. ?" G
You see road carefully
8 r) n: g5 H# c6 K" X9 U你小心睇路
7 ^3 `, S6 }9 A6 E6 }) aYou go to street carefully 2 M( k9 r( s2 z& B1 A9 a
你出街小心D。
6 ?' c& w: O3 {0 B: m. LDo the world
$ ~, i, r/ y3 {& I' i5 m3 ?做世界 。 8 {. T$ g+ I' j1 ^- A
Big tea rice
; E- T/ }! C$ h5 `( a大茶饭 。
+ c3 {- R- k0 F) eAmerican chinese not enough. , ?3 Z8 F2 w  U5 k5 k3 b
美中不足。 " l/ W( t$ f8 \
King eight egg. 2 R) {0 p0 z3 S/ |9 l3 M1 R2 y
王八蛋
, r) T* |4 q) q6 h6 c: H+ y( l' QHigh hand. . f- b/ Z: ]$ J6 G
高手 ) u8 l, v# n5 H$ ?6 p% [

; I7 X9 j; B; W: nOld dot.
& u  ?1 z  p$ V: v; |2 G0 w8 W8 c$ S老点 - V& C! o/ V: p+ E9 j0 f
One old water 6 K- T9 K. @1 S. a0 E; t
一旧水
! l) ]# J' J& v5 f2 NI know your mouse. , A* c% [$ L# r- N, w- _& n1 u
我识你老鼠！ % N, c! s/ t, y0 e
Measure water/Pound water. / W6 g9 j# K# O* |. ]+ a! f  @
磅水
3 q  ], D/ \' u. \3 e7 k9 V2 }A dragon service. + d# @3 u2 i& l3 |- N
一条龙服务
8 S! W% e! \  w# o" XPump water.
9 R. {& P5 n8 D* Z; S8 k' ?****
# y  e8 N1 n7 ]% ^9 u3 a1 eI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. / A( R0 c, }3 a' w& K
我吹鸡打你班友。   u3 g( m0 u7 y% G$ ]; Z
You jump building.
5 U' w& p8 {0 ~9 P6 G+ T' n你跳楼啦。
3 F; h+ N7 G* a, o+ fYou come back home and eat banana ; |2 T! B- l. F4 Q0 a# J
你返屋企食蕉啦 9 ?; X/ P& p0 }9 E+ Q/ t" r
I give you a hair.
% b  F: Z1 O; n0 ?0 t  I我俾条毛你ar!
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8 P8 ?9 q6 |, a6 G. X* o) MCollect skin
6 s9 V/ W% K7 j# _) C收皮 9 d% |1 X. s5 I
Collect father % w6 \/ u# N. ~; _% f
收爹 # A  Y- }! b! J" x
You give me collect father. & K: y% }( \6 S' ~' a4 v% p2 y
你同我收爹！
, |/ t6 |7 Y/ H1 QLaugh die me.
1 O  C  z9 x  x3 A8 d8 c% n3 |笑死我。
# R5 o7 H2 p3 l; U: J0 KYou give me stop.
/ O# s! n( d9 i$ \+ D3 S& e$ O你同我企系度。
- G3 P+ M* B; U+ \Eight woman
4 {- R1 y5 t2 ?; M: Z4 [! b' a八婆 * p, c1 G, ~5 S0 Z" E! {; o
Eight woman,you are good! / Z1 b: i+ I7 z0 h0 f0 A) T
八婆，你好o野! ' y  D& g- G: V0 Z4 e& K! t
What the spring do you do?
' j3 d. V- [8 O% C! j) [你搞乜春啊? " ]9 p& v/ {# B( J, Y) S5 f
A dog of eating dung 5 o1 ?1 t9 B. _
食屎狗
. P7 }9 M) i4 f, O) j+ `; cA ghost of ass 7 p$ d2 W1 ]$ B' v+ g8 n0 s
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....6 j! c0 m$ n; ~; y. k$ D) d8 P
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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4 K' j4 A+ r& Z, [# G: F3 {  Ktotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
' x8 Z1 D" ~" O1 j+ O# `3 G+ p) H& X, ythis is not hong kong style english.....- P# d3 S8 e5 N& [4 C
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
/ o7 W/ y/ i+ a# fi've already ban this shit...
$ @( e' Z) M  R5 @6 D3 \don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.