香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
9 Q* W4 q+ p/ @甘多人死，唔见你死。 , S, |+ @) n" `, z
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
2 y2 j! w0 K- z% |4 O你教我以后点出嚟行?
; h! `" O8 l( X0 o7 \6 N4 o- T- g3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. & Q4 v& t9 ~$ a3 o+ F9 e' Q
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 , D' H; F" C1 j6 f2 [* x, ?
4 "I saw a pork chop"
$ K) P6 d; f8 j# @) o我见到件猪扒啊。
) A; o5 K' J3 e5 y# e5 Are you road?
) x! H9 U! X6 y- j' k) O8 p) c你系咪路啊？ 7 ~4 F* ^; D+ Q7 x- e& V
6 What the water are you?
  w" M) N! ?" ]你系乜水啊？
' a8 ?2 W4 y+ k" a" C3 s7 Do you big me? 0 v9 U# m/ a% |6 J, V, P/ `* k
你大我啊？
  k, }+ f* d" h# d1 q# V! m8 Zebra chops people.
- n' c6 X; |5 K* J班马劈友。
3 ~; K0 T% Y3 {( m9 The king of the cutting girl.
; P, n9 b  }  G3 s9 |, p" i) o界女王。 ) X  x9 e& X; d: ^. O
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. % W5 g$ `1 w" z6 J' x
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 - R9 |. m' m  k7 s
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? * `. L+ O- r# a
你当我无到？
7 ]8 ~5 s6 O$ Z0 v; O! ^& C$ D12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. * R# i& M' y# V+ K8 I. O
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
* Y$ }3 Q4 a! j7 ?13 Today I was very black son. 1 F2 N  G2 r9 A4 a  r2 O
今日我好黑仔。 9 [- Q" p, }: ~6 {+ P3 M* M# ]
14 I am wearing grass. + m1 p2 C9 y+ i; g: K" O+ R+ P
我着紧草。
8 ]) K9 p% ]& L' O15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
9 `. Z" y- _1 Z2 x4 U) F你未够班同我讲数！ $ X( }! ^7 B- @! i6 e
16 Two beat six. * Z! n. s9 O; {2 J* B7 t
二打六
" ^3 ]/ N0 g* m: I17 Two five son. ; J; p+ }  @* |& U9 U
二五仔
  C' |! {, q# N* W& r9 w$ ]18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 , g' p* C3 z6 ?3 m" {
琴琴青 7 H: {5 m- p/ j% {2 J( C
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　   ~/ [& @3 V7 a# G+ Z! w, O) Z
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
- ]/ b: s$ u9 D& y5 c$ g20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 2 a6 O" A) n1 D2 j* g
蠢蠢欲動 。 / m6 y; @4 v! a# o2 C* B/ X
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
: I1 ?) h5 z* C" _. _0 Q6 K8 f人山人海 。 ( V, ~7 n: e/ W- f' e
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 5 }7 [+ @/ u4 P# L! ?) j+ F- e
你算老幾?
5 \/ j) W. M4 i+ h5 _% P23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
* r/ k8 l! {; E' N  u你講乜鬼? * f2 }5 w5 q- c- }, d
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ; g1 a: t3 u! U9 K4 t
我驚你有牙！
, r; h7 g, v# \, T25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 6 W1 _8 S$ H7 K+ b" q
心花怒放。   6 X" s" R% v( f$ ~+ D
Fish skin 0 @: s+ p7 q  K. v& V- u) T
鱼皮 。 & n7 B% T0 v2 H4 n$ i1 l  g5 Y
Monster of blowing water.
3 z9 R* W* k7 x, ^  b. ]吹水怪。 & E! e! N3 l2 s' @5 H" {" C9 ?
Face green green 2 V( z' x& R: k1 Y: ?2 m$ X
面青青。
1 K. z/ C3 u4 ^7 g  {& yYou see road carefully
6 B8 x  v9 ]. u7 O/ g你小心睇路 2 N+ z$ r" O! w* R  Q
You go to street carefully % C# x8 r; P0 x8 Y3 |3 g
你出街小心D。
. P9 @( Q' ^2 X* lDo the world
* y1 v  C2 N$ h) F# d# K" g3 ?" S做世界 。 2 y; D1 v0 ^+ H/ C7 T
Big tea rice
0 ?4 Q* Z5 @! y- \$ @& e9 g5 E大茶饭 。 + E: F( Y9 q% b7 h& F
American chinese not enough.
! k6 @, G+ x5 g. K) F1 W美中不足。
0 K  z, t  C# x! B/ [" u: p9 fKing eight egg. ; p, l/ H* O" f! ~
王八蛋
' h0 T9 u# }# A+ \! q9 k, uHigh hand.
2 _/ s# U+ T$ @& U( ?高手 * O: m7 L* |6 `7 j* Q# W
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Old dot. 0 w; u5 A8 S( F3 }
老点
; b3 A( t& H- I" t& A; wOne old water / s2 z$ @& b/ [* M
一旧水 $ w, w. a  k! q9 [5 E  A
I know your mouse.   W9 q; R' M9 t, F$ q
我识你老鼠！
5 Q1 J! `8 _" X1 |: BMeasure water/Pound water. ' d4 y( T# s/ {6 b/ [
磅水
0 @1 [% l- O8 d  XA dragon service.
) u. u) m" c( K2 s, t* @8 n3 H一条龙服务
" z+ u  u+ ]1 v3 |' VPump water. ! ^7 M! x/ V7 _$ n: H4 I* W
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ' U) z' _' D* G$ }
我吹鸡打你班友。
0 t' [5 b: ?. k7 x+ N8 J& c5 Y& lYou jump building.
( `7 P4 }5 v0 S% C$ _+ C你跳楼啦。
5 S0 a3 w8 _4 H* C5 u0 y( b+ EYou come back home and eat banana * K% |4 D  V! m  C4 C! p5 `
你返屋企食蕉啦 # v  U8 T4 i; S& Q& P& G
I give you a hair.
8 U# y' M$ m5 Q: n" O& D我俾条毛你ar!
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1 L0 _& H' {6 ?$ V3 M( pCollect skin
- m: ~- }4 B& V收皮
$ G! D6 P2 j& Z' h. U7 n  o! {Collect father ' G0 b, X/ z1 F( t5 D% N
收爹 ( F: a) a9 u- }1 ^* i# c
You give me collect father.
  k# O1 A6 H$ F  R7 G; S- B4 N你同我收爹！
8 a8 T8 r( q  L$ w! GLaugh die me. 3 p% [* B1 @% T$ M3 j6 }
笑死我。
7 e; V! H4 I, c* x9 @, \You give me stop. & W+ L. A2 \$ Y! O: b
你同我企系度。 0 V* p/ S( i+ S5 H/ W: `, ^
Eight woman - {6 j1 L  \4 S: L* F. k& F# i  h
八婆 - O, v3 s$ s4 g: a1 m) t
Eight woman,you are good!
* {9 s+ Q3 w. V3 Y2 \八婆，你好o野!   u; P% U# t- k; m$ w  D
What the spring do you do? 9 p% @0 W, h; C' a& ]3 ]- R. }
你搞乜春啊?
8 @/ `$ H/ w9 `! L2 o( wA dog of eating dung 7 S# G& J" r  k% Q+ F
食屎狗
1 h/ h0 x* V( \6 y; u, WA ghost of ass
: ?0 W5 S  G& {屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意...... H  F1 q. X8 n5 ?, v; i- x* [
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......+ m# R- Q7 H8 G1 C, h$ }6 g8 j
this is not hong kong style english.....
# d. T  L2 s$ i! @this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
) K- U3 r" C" t* V& N+ Li've already ban this shit...- [! d+ i: l" y2 u: K' s1 X! K8 W
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.