香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 5 M6 O% I8 d! [3 F5 h; R( v6 H
甘多人死，唔见你死。 * ]0 w& U. z& B' e
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 6 j% U3 L* K3 v: U; |
你教我以后点出嚟行? + v- G9 q. Z+ e2 z6 Z' E7 m; a: E
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. , |. f7 Q/ t# v9 R
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 : c. G* ^! H% q% T
4 "I saw a pork chop"
5 g7 R( ^6 B4 R* v. f8 [6 M3 p5 Z6 m我见到件猪扒啊。 9 k4 N+ r$ T3 U+ _  V; Z6 J" z
5 Are you road? $ |% P8 h- t$ Z) ]) Z* V
你系咪路啊？ 3 P/ ^4 d+ X( p2 w; o
6 What the water are you?
) \6 d& L# S# u% v9 `6 p! P5 C你系乜水啊？ & @5 s% F, v7 e$ ?4 _
7 Do you big me? + O. i" Q* y" h+ N
你大我啊？ 0 L$ ^! x- V) ]: f
8 Zebra chops people. 1 ]) l% n& o! m: k  z9 J+ d: K
班马劈友。 ; p% N! l0 b# Y6 ]6 Q: ^. M
9 The king of the cutting girl. % {  H9 N+ `, G& g  H7 O  P! Z2 \
界女王。
5 L! q: B# n  W, M9 M10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 2 ~" o3 Y8 u/ @% J, T1 j& [1 C
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 " q! e; ~" C- o1 j" [5 l/ ?
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
. h) Z# ?. D7 m你当我无到？
1 w+ d  m# `) ^7 i9 t4 j+ P12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 7 T& f6 e  {9 T+ S5 C* }
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ! D( U: v1 k9 ?1 s
13 Today I was very black son. 9 Y% {; I4 D/ v  o, I; R
今日我好黑仔。
2 z7 C/ y$ F; j( G0 {4 `! O14 I am wearing grass.
; _" k/ C- u  E* g我着紧草。 % h/ l0 c* ]8 t9 r. E9 _
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
) D5 V. k" U% {: k" E; y! ]你未够班同我讲数！
6 S6 l/ b" W# l16 Two beat six.
7 P& y/ k' h& P+ J二打六
0 P1 V/ {; k% {+ `17 Two five son.   n+ ~" Z- P) S2 O5 E* R
二五仔 / a' F! X# `* t# a: z( C. }3 m3 I/ K
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
4 S  [, d1 j" u9 o" ^2 u# {9 Z琴琴青 7 D# M+ M0 `* E+ I
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 & D; g4 I+ s. Q9 G5 ~  T; g6 t4 l2 F
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ . [/ ~2 m- G+ p1 V5 u- R
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ( Q+ F; {4 J& X6 C, P+ U- Y7 ?0 A
蠢蠢欲動 。
6 ~, N! d; P3 T4 G1 l: p21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 8 S5 K2 w2 |$ O" r: @6 ?1 B. b
人山人海 。
: M) p  a  A: o7 @% c% k22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
( _8 Q$ k; `* d5 A( P/ \/ ?- G( j你算老幾? % X4 m( h; R; `
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ; x. i$ U/ j& i& _
你講乜鬼?
$ D/ |( Z" b0 l24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 + r6 C& D9 c+ K; ~
我驚你有牙！ $ P3 w8 i4 {0 o9 m- m
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
) r* }2 ]: x# d! U/ s; x( Y/ M心花怒放。   ' M, k% {& K: H6 t
Fish skin 5 P: C' ~$ R7 x7 T) L
鱼皮 。
/ b4 [) d/ r# N: o6 kMonster of blowing water.
( V* u+ _6 w9 S$ P吹水怪。
3 c3 K: E+ L( {  n# a, O! B0 RFace green green 9 t* N6 Z* n  N  y8 n: I
面青青。 - D3 a$ e, m4 o9 L1 V
You see road carefully
% s- W/ z; k, W你小心睇路 ' |- M" t. S$ H( t/ g1 j" b  J! t
You go to street carefully
6 @, F4 i' Q; z你出街小心D。 $ _6 ^6 ^( I7 l  z1 O
Do the world
3 z& y8 I' Z$ k% g  n$ D做世界 。 & S- e$ b6 k2 F: ]" |
Big tea rice
- z! A( |0 a$ D9 w大茶饭 。 4 b) \& d& G1 Q
American chinese not enough. % o2 y6 t9 T+ E. z5 r$ L7 X; ?
美中不足。 ; E6 Y5 @! A7 d; n2 z0 d& v$ U8 F1 U2 z' `
King eight egg.
: q; z# s* r# C& q7 ]4 i/ M王八蛋
0 S% |& u0 a" CHigh hand.   {! i5 a7 x" [) o& `9 V4 t- q6 C
高手
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Old dot.
7 K+ b7 `* `4 t4 c) ~老点
3 ?2 H2 V2 D8 u1 Y& BOne old water
; d* Y0 f% v2 P  N; F/ m% {一旧水
* d$ f# q" ]) g1 b3 Y! gI know your mouse.
/ j# {+ l$ f3 q8 q- s7 h* R- E我识你老鼠！
$ C+ ]1 {9 P2 G& r- y& _. m. ^Measure water/Pound water. 5 m9 ]. o% ?. N
磅水 6 x; |: Q, L+ H4 K3 Z! g5 x1 J. F  `
A dragon service.
: {" ~% }! J9 J5 p一条龙服务   H7 H7 I4 y1 N
Pump water. + g( x) ]7 G; T' p+ ~3 e6 X
****
; X7 j/ H7 V  h3 t/ f# U3 II blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
7 ^; i4 c) F3 p5 Y- b+ D+ ]% t7 l我吹鸡打你班友。 # ^0 ]4 b" v$ B# |1 ~( y
You jump building. + k" f7 T  Y0 v5 D( T- B9 W
你跳楼啦。
5 e* S5 g# I+ Z8 B4 b. ?You come back home and eat banana
  ]% F- _. g6 D: B& w& t: m你返屋企食蕉啦 * ^2 j' n9 X' a9 x
I give you a hair.
9 U. z* y. S1 G% O! c我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
$ v# k7 `2 I3 B  c( o4 |0 S7 q收皮
- M7 K6 t+ C6 ?2 b# [Collect father
6 N  X8 r' I' W5 G& E5 `' B收爹 6 ]3 ?: F0 Z7 ?, Q9 W0 K8 v3 t
You give me collect father.
. i2 n1 N; {" z; [! |0 d) Y你同我收爹！
" x1 h( z( w; p, J& S- {; A& m- ~Laugh die me. ! `* T; ^( o# t6 }* L  |3 P* I8 a5 x
笑死我。
& N- h& [* O% m" `/ o' I0 w( b6 @You give me stop.
% b+ s9 f/ h2 o, v0 r! S5 O你同我企系度。 # P& Y( }2 \- z* ~+ x- q: {" `! U% b
Eight woman
* w- l2 t3 @  i$ B( v1 A; T# a! |八婆 # ^/ e. ^  Y1 j  q
Eight woman,you are good! - n. E6 Q: f4 b$ N8 h7 H
八婆，你好o野!
& j$ t. U, ^$ h$ J& p8 A1 S; ^What the spring do you do? 8 `( D! G# {( _) K+ w4 O! w$ H
你搞乜春啊? ) I5 n+ I( ~' e- G! m
A dog of eating dung
9 c! e1 a. |- O0 I1 {& Z$ O食屎狗 " d1 M" @, p( I( S2 a1 O# Q
A ghost of ass
, U0 L2 ]& b! K% J  g屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
$ w* J; v3 K; i; O( m2 d都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

# |) x. y1 R6 D& D3 J9 l' l+ K* m4 S/ j2 u5 d7 X' c/ p8 F$ [4 Z
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
/ U) K6 i7 D9 T) a- Gthis is not hong kong style english.....- n+ R* y+ p) r
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
/ I2 Z0 Y# I" v$ r  q( Li've already ban this shit...
. ^, c/ u3 j9 H5 H, Q- X# Hdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.