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發表於 2005-5-13 11:49 PM
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Originally posted by ilove---you at 2005-5-12 06:21 PM:* E {6 R' ` u0 R
用銀紙!!! ) w2 e" z1 t0 p5 R
: ~: K: A9 W3 f0 J) w5 JYou must be loaded with $.
4 S5 ]) [0 K2 X# s3 ]/ NBut the banknote is so hard and it will scratch you a-hole wor!
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My method at public toilets:
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8 u& D# e% H) P, c- ]If my 'deposit' are 'hard' on that instance, I would first put my left and right hand on the respective halves of my ass...pull it sideways to test if there are residues leftover or not. When clear, I would rub the two halves gently until I feel the touching points of both sides are dry. I would pull my pants back on and head to a place for tissue ASAP.
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$ `; Q5 h( z6 K$ ^/ z1 QIn the case of a wet deposit. The steps are similiar but I would pull the gap open so it can dry up faster.
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One word of caution: never pull too hard with you hands.... |
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