香港特色英语！！

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1 So many people die, never see you die.   Z! m& [5 J9 l& M5 P
甘多人死，唔见你死。 " H/ n1 c. _" T0 @0 C
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
6 b% c# j# I( g( L2 b) L/ F你教我以后点出嚟行? 3 k. e9 L8 n2 Q5 r7 ~$ ~9 y; p0 A2 p
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
9 g1 t8 m( Y2 J7 I8 r: N# V2 D' r如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
# G- j8 s' f5 [' ~1 c) v4 "I saw a pork chop"
6 m* k  q, S5 T9 P* ~5 B5 k我见到件猪扒啊。
& z+ k# _, h: |! \+ U5 Are you road?
6 U* u5 |, B" }' v  ]+ A6 n你系咪路啊？
. w) V" x8 Y4 }) |6 What the water are you?
- H" D+ F1 Z/ X* H5 ?9 G你系乜水啊？ " R' m' s7 k& O& ]; j, h
7 Do you big me? " t- p, a! f: l" [2 U  O# x
你大我啊？ . b# T2 B- U! X2 y; @9 ^/ i6 Y% D2 ?
8 Zebra chops people.   P0 v' `0 a7 z( K) V
班马劈友。
5 g/ U7 N3 Q1 V% Q, n0 i9 The king of the cutting girl. : M4 y# g& ~: B& ^8 Z: v) v
界女王。 1 h; r  _6 S" D5 b3 L
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. & ?2 j- L: C2 p
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 , D  F4 y) p: ~* T- {1 x; H# i
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ' f0 t! T  W, Q" W" f% F
你当我无到？
& v: ^. l9 |: v' w$ U! f5 Q12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
: q3 w8 i$ Q9 G. v, z6 w7 q你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ + ?9 C5 l+ Q4 z" y& z" q  J; o7 S/ O
13 Today I was very black son. $ J, y  n0 y! [8 N
今日我好黑仔。
; i8 {" u7 c% D& t  q14 I am wearing grass.
+ G6 \2 G/ `$ t' {, Q2 m( B/ M我着紧草。
' H# x0 N( n4 Z) [$ Q5 C15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
; n. g" v" \& Q7 S你未够班同我讲数！ ! o7 [  c4 Q  c- ?# x2 Z4 w% v+ }
16 Two beat six.
5 c& [$ h9 O/ X' Z二打六 ) ~/ a( P6 w- n- N# p
17 Two five son. + C3 a# l* x- r- L2 R
二五仔 4 b% X; n2 w" \% G: b
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 # w: G& \/ N, W/ W8 ^/ p4 [* W
琴琴青 0 T; a. B# w7 ], r
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 2 p: Y  G% }5 Y( [  {' G
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ( j  v% }2 x/ R  L: m% h
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 , D# C$ R! z" O& g2 f
蠢蠢欲動 。 ' |- s! k4 |0 N. X: T
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
- c+ {3 r% z! H( J. ~人山人海 。 ) }/ r# O  N7 c8 v( u! y
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
" }7 x8 a; {+ @9 W你算老幾? 0 ?9 }2 Y1 j3 m1 O2 G4 x$ G, p& R
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 0 k1 y: d& Y) q) F  d$ F
你講乜鬼?
& p% T( G5 g. A: @3 C24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
% M$ L- Z/ M) {+ _* b$ O我驚你有牙！ 7 s4 p3 B" ^& t/ p
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 + e' g- f4 B4 n+ b$ B9 x
心花怒放。   5 l  A( z7 @1 A. D
Fish skin
% b2 \0 p3 t" \! z鱼皮 。 1 @/ n  ]. }, `/ D$ q& s5 p/ o
Monster of blowing water. & d5 y, c8 Y% b9 a* A: d
吹水怪。 " W9 p! P& a2 R) M# u: _
Face green green 6 {0 `4 ~4 K7 `4 L
面青青。
! m- L7 F" O0 J" L& Y9 U1 mYou see road carefully
0 `% N! Y  D8 F$ L9 ]你小心睇路 ( x* P& {( u* H: ]# l9 A
You go to street carefully   `: I1 s; z' F8 g
你出街小心D。
0 e. ^7 X5 v8 X* ]3 ?9 z; T* W! [Do the world
% Q& u) Z+ r; S4 C0 x5 m# ?% f做世界 。 + D& F5 ~) D5 ]2 Z
Big tea rice   J# y& \! p! Z+ Z# j5 t
大茶饭 。
) v. r2 x: C2 B1 I: e- V) E6 Q( ~American chinese not enough. ! D- ]7 j: A7 k  w1 q* q
美中不足。 4 J, V0 K' P  O) y% I& @5 Z/ t5 b2 Z
King eight egg. 9 _; j) K( A+ I$ a% a1 l- @  J
王八蛋 9 `; B% T. s7 I* q% f0 q7 O
High hand. - c  d( y# ^' J" g: j! d
高手 2 O3 P2 G, l+ Q& \$ i2 L0 E" m
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Old dot.
' M9 }- {: l+ R( }4 T老点
  ^/ q1 b) l9 E% M/ D8 YOne old water 5 ?) ^. M& h0 F7 U& G
一旧水
9 P( R# H& A: n, |' II know your mouse. 7 G( A* l( q" ?; \& x5 a* B
我识你老鼠！ * U# ]: J+ W. z4 i
Measure water/Pound water. , I# N+ s( r5 l
磅水 - `" o) }8 ]0 y* @7 B, l( u6 U
A dragon service. : N* ~0 z  P) ~/ ]& k/ d
一条龙服务
0 i, Z6 z$ k* B7 e" O$ w, RPump water. 2 ^. j  n+ u$ j. C% y9 |
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2 x1 a2 |- a' c1 q. qI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
) N& Y& \, w' D+ o1 {我吹鸡打你班友。 * C" s$ G9 J: l
You jump building.
$ j/ N, n0 ^: E) V  @你跳楼啦。 ) v( v) \3 D* f4 w/ @' f
You come back home and eat banana
3 A5 F, p0 n$ u& H( }* i+ n你返屋企食蕉啦
; Z+ ]8 n4 K$ xI give you a hair. 9 b  F- T2 ~* D5 e1 }& ?
我俾条毛你ar!
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: ~1 ]) y# E. KCollect skin
# h* a# T& i) B6 H4 h9 y3 |收皮 3 o9 B' R  A! V3 ~6 p2 m, X7 T
Collect father 4 [& u1 c  Q) G* N
收爹
/ S. z4 P3 o8 ^, I6 B2 TYou give me collect father.
' V- Q4 l. R  G* A( H你同我收爹！ # _( N3 O3 K0 Z% K! c( g. K: F, \
Laugh die me.
' i2 q5 R6 }& e9 \, _- O笑死我。 : Q- z' M2 E3 ?* r. X7 [
You give me stop.
+ I, c) p0 |4 X7 ]5 C你同我企系度。 * ]+ A* b& ^$ ?6 q
Eight woman
2 P/ h3 ^5 `* l* O+ A八婆 : p! r2 h$ T" B( l, B2 ^+ d5 H
Eight woman,you are good! ! X. t8 Z+ z6 k7 ?
八婆，你好o野!
- ^' d6 h' b1 k' O. V# ~3 CWhat the spring do you do?
3 a( X6 M: ^# Y9 [. I2 T你搞乜春啊?
9 |9 I7 W+ V* F3 p6 _  `A dog of eating dung
$ K( r7 o: d$ M6 b食屎狗
; C9 v8 P0 l& ]: v# nA ghost of ass 7 Y' M, I; q! P8 _3 Y) C5 @
屎忽鬼