香港特色英语！！

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1 So many people die, never see you die.
2 @# q% d, a- |( P( m: V0 i( e0 S甘多人死，唔见你死。
- x$ _  S. C/ c6 u7 }' m; r) C2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?   C. ?" P/ F, }- `# [0 ], X2 J
你教我以后点出嚟行? : b* z3 F  ~% {5 p5 i
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 6 n- E  s& S0 P2 K$ j4 L
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
& n1 Z  e  I( F) S2 p7 \4 "I saw a pork chop" ; \) p6 B0 a5 b) q- F
我见到件猪扒啊。
& G9 a" G8 I5 M  p5 Are you road? ; l& L: ?9 L) ~& b2 v- ]4 y- y
你系咪路啊？ " K* U5 g5 N" z& ^! q6 J
6 What the water are you? ; c; e1 u+ a! B! O% y7 b
你系乜水啊？
  r" \  s8 I# `. y: p6 R2 {4 X7 Do you big me?
6 C+ a7 T. j7 ^9 I6 R# D* v你大我啊？ ) d5 u4 }, w1 u# g- @
8 Zebra chops people. $ w# _) z1 H  L5 K( s3 `
班马劈友。 : p7 Q5 q9 ?  J  T: N
9 The king of the cutting girl.
+ z9 ?2 ^2 q3 P! \7 y界女王。 - Y! i' l6 O+ ~$ w7 w0 {7 u
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
/ |5 R- Z* W5 a8 B. [4 E7 Z批我个头俾你当凳坐。 : C" E5 M/ f3 {) d) R
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 1 D0 v* |2 m# c' l1 e. @* ^6 I& y
你当我无到？
; [( b& g2 Z7 u: T# _9 `12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
* V- K. h, j) w% k& V你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
8 ~  @7 @) \) I' d, o1 |13 Today I was very black son.
) c  |4 W& r3 b, G今日我好黑仔。
6 z# W7 m. `, U$ i- h14 I am wearing grass.
: {2 k& S& a' H$ t我着紧草。 + C7 ?3 }9 B* C5 s# H
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! * @. q5 R/ l; |8 U& A, ~% V2 ~
你未够班同我讲数！
# E- I  j' c  r4 O1 N7 S16 Two beat six.
5 p6 B: ~7 R$ |! R4 M, |二打六
  A6 f& ?' S- U( l/ y! P17 Two five son. 3 Z9 j& Z2 }* \7 t: v
二五仔
: P0 j/ d' E. T$ Y/ r3 Q18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ; B' X( G# h+ s; ?) V# Z
琴琴青
4 h& i6 r' h" g- |0 i/ N5 Q19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
1 Y4 q. c8 ?. U+ ^7 P" L我俾D顏色你睇睇！
7 }3 B3 `2 s' a20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ) \/ J: E6 y2 c0 _+ l8 ?
蠢蠢欲動 。
: e: G4 |5 L% r* r21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
3 S9 T6 u6 v- ~4 U$ o人山人海 。 - d0 l' w/ ]8 E- r( }$ W
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 0 x- j  h. ^7 K2 I/ |7 ~7 N
你算老幾? 7 d2 T. f% L' W& v* g! S: c4 R
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 + W2 Z  Y1 w7 S
你講乜鬼? , v  U( F9 o0 I+ R! C. R2 s* C
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
* b  x9 q  S( x# u* O) ~我驚你有牙！
4 r+ B; f, y! f# G5 K/ D5 N25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
( M! z# \6 S  ?: Y; h心花怒放。   & y$ C! D3 d: O6 b, j) o/ I
Fish skin 7 c2 m3 M' R5 l: S
鱼皮 。
9 O2 e3 Y  T2 v9 d0 vMonster of blowing water. 9 x: G  c/ E1 |7 c9 ]
吹水怪。 ' W. {* g0 R6 \9 ]" v) o+ G" v+ @
Face green green / Z; z' h& p! s# c8 F
面青青。
" K) n! Y. H" f1 tYou see road carefully
* a- l8 C9 q& ^0 `% l2 W你小心睇路
/ S1 l% `1 C1 s% \6 ]) V' S/ [You go to street carefully
! K: v4 P/ p; h你出街小心D。
% d% \% Q2 x( b; n5 v7 x/ j! ]. R; P3 ^Do the world % N6 M+ \6 j1 |/ |/ ?6 T! R
做世界 。 " a# f5 w6 G& n( t
Big tea rice / e  t  j/ `' G" q; ~+ T
大茶饭 。 * D* q7 {5 Y. Q8 j, e( M% ^4 G
American chinese not enough. , Z; Q0 Q7 Y( x4 {7 V
美中不足。 9 i! b; L+ D7 |* |9 y/ a; s
King eight egg. 0 b2 v* p9 @; P2 |- H/ d
王八蛋 7 q/ \' t8 N; E: m6 P* [' B
High hand.
! z5 ]1 z9 F* S- i% s; G7 o( V2 ^高手 . _7 X3 @. Q/ a, t0 E( ]
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Old dot. 9 ~+ j3 G  u5 r# x  z
老点
! x, }: Y7 x# J5 h# W% d6 ZOne old water & q3 f2 i7 I  S7 r0 Q8 @
一旧水
  b2 C! m3 W8 H2 q  o; S3 jI know your mouse.
% f0 h$ k/ D* |6 `: R# m我识你老鼠！
2 v9 n. f2 }, aMeasure water/Pound water. ; N! _& F/ A7 A4 M. }! G& m
磅水 & M- _* ^( T  b+ P8 O5 c1 Q7 }$ F
A dragon service.
, X+ W5 M( L. t4 \9 W一条龙服务
* _- [9 J4 }1 t% OPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
& H6 r. S9 J; U, t( r我吹鸡打你班友。
. p8 Q# q- d1 b% e  N% \! fYou jump building. ) Q# [) @' Y+ ~& `' w* O$ K
你跳楼啦。
# o1 p" |' x) v# g, w3 QYou come back home and eat banana 4 R* @. w+ j! [8 C1 P1 k# x& Z; j2 R
你返屋企食蕉啦
$ p. Y# W7 D# bI give you a hair. 3 y3 g. m* k1 N/ u
我俾条毛你ar!   ]. l- v) j; _! [* `, I+ T. b5 Q
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Collect skin
2 s$ ~: ?1 t8 r2 f9 a+ H) V收皮
$ K) z: R$ L8 S6 \" s* ?$ fCollect father # u7 S' J0 g! N: z6 G% H' l
收爹 # ]+ [: ?9 s) U4 W/ Q; \
You give me collect father. % {9 V0 r" j# [) B
你同我收爹！
5 C9 N" h! S9 f$ g9 ^. U: H7 BLaugh die me.
( C7 x: j' \$ k% I1 l笑死我。
( Y6 }" a3 u0 wYou give me stop.
+ y. z; L5 f- H你同我企系度。
' ?1 H3 r8 _2 |+ |3 PEight woman
, r$ f! v; a" U八婆
$ z$ T5 ~2 f$ [- ?/ i+ HEight woman,you are good! 6 B1 Z4 B/ a% w5 P
八婆，你好o野!
" c) P2 g4 I. _5 PWhat the spring do you do? $ ]; S, n1 x/ i7 |# o
你搞乜春啊? ( F* S7 G2 [- n
A dog of eating dung 3 s4 y- J% z  m% s9 j$ T) ~
食屎狗 * ^: {6 r/ d/ W3 ]( N$ w
A ghost of ass $ R! [' E7 Q, \" t/ Z
屎忽鬼