香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. : S) ?% R$ L  f( U% A$ Q
甘多人死，唔见你死。 / Q1 a6 X# v. A
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 4 p  Y, I0 Y  y& b! Q" n
你教我以后点出嚟行? 2 r4 M! z* `- f0 @: U2 M$ V3 a
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. : W/ X7 A, A9 x
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ; y- M. E; }& S) Z6 H
4 "I saw a pork chop"
2 W6 o( L4 i5 f6 T! a  S# [我见到件猪扒啊。
6 m' X) o4 ?5 ^7 b7 a5 Are you road? : h: ?7 @' g1 v8 _4 e/ n
你系咪路啊？ / [% c& N/ _6 J: Q8 @) M/ @$ W
6 What the water are you?
; ^$ c$ X5 P, b/ g6 U% J你系乜水啊？ - a& c$ p: C9 A8 k  h5 P3 z0 [) ?
7 Do you big me? $ J8 `) N. W$ q. v! P6 M  U
你大我啊？ 9 j' I2 k/ U  O$ C4 {! Q. n$ q
8 Zebra chops people. 5 m) n! s( x, I* \
班马劈友。 1 A3 P4 n% q) c8 ]8 E
9 The king of the cutting girl.
5 X5 h! k4 f" a' [: x2 M; _界女王。
- C: v9 B; t5 ]10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
" M7 J7 f8 u: P, e批我个头俾你当凳坐。 9 g1 ~  N9 W6 Z  k/ |5 k  o
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
" k  s4 [4 R& [. C+ M% [( B你当我无到？ . b* H1 C! @; W% J
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
$ ^: ~$ Z3 D: p; k  m, |你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 8 l' h) K# D- O1 U4 b. Z4 ~
13 Today I was very black son. ' f/ F- f  \0 _; J
今日我好黑仔。 & n0 S; ~% O& U& H7 S* U
14 I am wearing grass.
0 L. `/ [9 G# X9 k我着紧草。
5 K" ?; B* ]' D: ]+ o+ F$ L15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! - Y9 x- E$ ^! `
你未够班同我讲数！
' \5 q1 o& s3 G* w, ?  o& `; t' K4 \16 Two beat six. ' b/ e# W! `3 L
二打六
4 R& i% Y, z9 ]3 F0 }- @+ G17 Two five son.
3 j7 P3 l# m8 b3 W$ h二五仔 * ^/ t6 u& ~3 Y% ~
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
, ]2 H3 p4 W$ b  `" @琴琴青 ( v$ W/ E9 y% n. ?4 n
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
1 n) u& R8 Y' Q* E! Y我俾D顏色你睇睇！
+ Y5 P% t0 Q8 E$ J; W6 w/ c20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 4 O# {2 {/ V2 b
蠢蠢欲動 。 + _5 [# f5 D+ Q0 [6 }4 [
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 8 O$ }8 e8 ?* B2 Q
人山人海 。 ) p- P  p& H# O9 Y7 c
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 4 K: [6 [$ y* z" L1 l+ u
你算老幾?
: z3 q5 ], L$ E. L5 y/ N6 w+ Q23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 1 Z/ K$ i  }- V+ o
你講乜鬼? 5 K% i. @: _- q% X6 I) j$ m& H) _+ n. |( A
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 # t2 V  @( l( O, v2 W2 b; ?
我驚你有牙！ / x3 p/ ]/ C8 z) d) [
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 7 V$ U5 r  o( e, B) q/ J# Y: I
心花怒放。   , Y7 D" z& M7 r7 r  m1 L- V3 O
Fish skin * D8 `7 g2 D' c& P3 ~7 z
鱼皮 。
3 {- n( k( V" u( H6 ZMonster of blowing water.
0 `5 E  z+ m* B1 Y吹水怪。
" x0 d' o% p7 a3 H: L1 HFace green green 9 b# |% M- }+ Y7 r; d
面青青。
& N/ E. s+ j: p- k( Z6 C. g1 s* w5 JYou see road carefully 5 [$ z2 d& o* q3 c
你小心睇路 5 J8 y- ^2 u9 w! f! F
You go to street carefully . r+ j& Z* |/ _- r
你出街小心D。 : f+ T6 F# p; L" U6 J
Do the world + I7 K; D  A! p) _- h* I4 n2 a" k
做世界 。
4 c3 P3 y/ E, K% j2 v* x# _) M  cBig tea rice
. H$ P4 K4 y; z4 k) w+ ^大茶饭 。 ( K, @. @- W( o5 i  Z8 i
American chinese not enough. + |' g( n& W& T7 `+ q
美中不足。
; S  J8 W) v  C) h' PKing eight egg.
9 I" y5 H- n' t  Y/ O王八蛋 # O) _  b+ M/ D' d' E- W2 a- I
High hand. ! V( a$ \, I4 j  {
高手
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Old dot.
) Q3 ]. I' h$ B& c" J老点
  n  Y& X$ i, c; G" w4 IOne old water 4 W' d/ V+ B, v$ b
一旧水
- P  b, P! ~, e- c& HI know your mouse.
% u  \) P- _) u4 C我识你老鼠！
% t* p. e+ ]/ |0 P" dMeasure water/Pound water. # u2 [! i) m( O5 \8 U
磅水
: |# j6 F# k/ ^" {+ a9 jA dragon service.
- d1 r: x& N( Z  D/ a/ z1 E5 c8 D一条龙服务   j3 C% X4 P8 f4 p% r/ v
Pump water. - u: N; V9 q( ^3 v
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3 Q0 A0 m5 ?: QI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
( S' t/ W1 ?/ \( M! h* q我吹鸡打你班友。
4 k# c* A+ Q5 r- V* Y3 P  ^  sYou jump building. ) D4 u  ]# i. k* [3 @2 V, S
你跳楼啦。
/ _/ C' k: q9 t% y8 l% `4 ZYou come back home and eat banana
* \' j- Q  c, [你返屋企食蕉啦 % u9 A/ M6 T5 P  `$ x) @6 i
I give you a hair. 1 t% D" |! {, C$ W7 t! p- I1 U
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
. P- l4 g; a; m& e! q收皮
/ B% [2 v/ D( b' d8 f( ICollect father
8 M+ S0 K( s; Z2 `% e, G: Z收爹 + ]6 a. w" ?$ j! t+ {: {3 J0 T
You give me collect father.
1 a6 Q+ ?, V( `# a7 P4 }6 h3 p6 f你同我收爹！ 5 G. T; {3 `) c
Laugh die me.   s$ a9 o% N5 |2 _
笑死我。 . A8 E% f* k$ P& f7 X; S4 [! p) W
You give me stop.
( E  p7 e0 s+ u3 M" ?7 ^你同我企系度。 % o6 p' C0 E( Y
Eight woman
5 E0 ~- ^+ T6 ]) t八婆 7 n: b; W- ?, c1 _
Eight woman,you are good! + @5 t( [) w9 a: \8 m
八婆，你好o野!
( h# d! O  X3 x6 X( MWhat the spring do you do?
0 B6 T! U( x+ x3 N2 j你搞乜春啊?
7 v; U9 U* N) Y* s& q* W* d! BA dog of eating dung
  Y) p& B) r9 c6 Z食屎狗 3 E+ t& C; c/ T$ c+ s, X" q( Z
A ghost of ass 4 u! [  y9 {; V* j! t
屎忽鬼